Toy Story

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome to the we Recommend Podcast, a
movie podcast where every week,we recommend a movie for you to
watch and then come back hereand listen to us discuss.
I'm Jesse, I'm Jason, hey, buzz, you're flying.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
This isn't flying, this is falling with style.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
To infinity and beyond Cause.
This week we recommend ToyStory.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Rock hard right now.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, me too.
Well, I was going to start thepodcast by saying let's do the
most family friendly podcastwe've ever done.
Well, no, I will say thatthat's what this movie is family
friendly.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
The first time I saw this movie and it may come to
some surprise that my dad wasmaking dick jokes about Woody's
name.
No way, the entire movie.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Your dad sounds cool.
No he can't be.
Geez hope he doesn't listen tothis podcast.
He doesn't, he's so mad aboutChristmas.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's mad about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Inside jokes.
So like did you watch this as akid, did you?
How old were you when thismovie came out in 95?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So 95, I was 11.
Cool yeah, I did not see it intheaters.
Yeah me neither Saw it at mydad's.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And I was like, yeah, dad, his name's Woody.
What are you even talking about?
You start the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Your dad just pulls out a piece of paper with a
bunch of penis jokes.
I'm ready to begin.
Let me know when you want torecord or watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're going to be an adult now.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, but man, this movie it holds up.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean, I've watched it like.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't know, probably three times this decade
.
This week I mean it's not likeI don't watch this, you know.
I mean I do watch it.
No, I don't know what I'msaying.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, it's one of the first Disney movies I own on,
like VHS.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, now, if you own it, you gotta pay like $500.
Because they're like well, ifyou're gonna buy our movies and
you don't want them on streaming, you have to suffer, because I
had to watch it with ads.
Nice.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yay, you don't have.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Disney Plus.
Well, we have Disney Plus, butwe don't have the version
without ads and they make youwatch ads for everything.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I guess I have the version without ads and I didn't
even know it you might, and I'mmad at you for having it Is
that because we have Hulu andDisney combined Well we also
have that.
I don't know man, yeah, it'sannoying there are no ads.
I guess I'm just better thanyou.
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
You know.
So what about when watching itas a child versus watching it
now?
Like what do you think?
Like it's still fucking awesome.
You think it's better or worse?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's not.
I would say it is not better,but it's also not worse.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, I actually think it's better as an adult
because I love all the voiceactors in it.
Yeah, you're right, like VernJim Vern yes, hell yeah, ernest
himself.
Like Vern Jim Vern yes, hellyeah, Ernest himself.
Like, I'm not going to lie, Ilove Buzz and I love Woody,
obviously, obviously.
But man like the dinosaur, mrPotato Head and Slinky the dog

(03:16):
and Ham, they're like myfavorite four characters in the
movie.
God, they're amazing.
And the dinosaur is Rex.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't want to disrespect Wallace Shawn Seeing
it now as a full grown man.
The scene where Buzz is drunkas fuck off the tea yeah, I
really had a good laugh aboutthat.
Yeah, I never noticed that as akid.
It's so funny.
I just thought he was like indistress, which he was.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, but like yeah, I mean he's like in distress,
which he was yeah, but like yeah, I mean he's like like
depressed and out of his mind.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, but he seemed like super fucked up.
Yeah, he had been in an all daybender with Sid's sister, the
little sister, hannah, hannah,yeah, so Do you think they're
Jewish?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know their last name.
I just assume his last name isVicious because it's Sid.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, I bet it is.
I like Sid, though I like himmore and more yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I know I really relate to him.
I was nothing like him as a kid.
I was.
I mean, he's better thanbland-ass Andy Blandy, it's like
.
Well, I just think I'm justlike I look over and like all
these little toys in a littleperfect little house, look over
to sid's house.

(04:33):
No, it's so nice mother, butthe father just lays in a
recliner and drinks and watch tvall day.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
He wasn't drinking, but I just, I can only say he
was definitely most likelydrinking.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
And then Hannah, sid's sister, gets like some of
the alcohol pours it in the tea.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And the next.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Thing you know Buzz is drunk out of his mind.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, he's drunk as hell.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
What do they put in the tea?
It's like, I'm just like dangit, that's sake.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's like we got to give Sid a break here, okay, but
yeah, like that allows him toput 75 locks on his door.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
And he's like super interested in rocket science.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, like once he decides to not be a crazy person
, like he might be smart.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
But now he's going to live a life of fear.
No he's probably a congressmannow.
He's in one of the other Pixarmovies, what I think?
Well, I think it's either he'sin three or four or maybe it's a
different one, and he's what Ithink.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, I think it's either he's in three or four, or
maybe it's a different one andhe's like a trash man.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Trash man, trash man, yeah yeah, nice, um.
So what's the movie about?
Uh, it's about or what do youthink it?
What did it mean to you as akid?
And now?
What do you think the movie isabout as an adult?
And now, what do you think themovie?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
is about as an adult man, that's interesting.
I think as a kid you'rethinking, you're just thinking
it's very top level, Like youjust think, oh, here's a toy.
He's got it his way.
Another toy is coming in yeah,the new popular toy and it makes
you really look at your toys.
You're like I got to play withall you guys like an ocd.

(06:06):
I got too many toys now I gottaplay with all of you now,
because you're alive and youhave souls I don't want my
batman action figure to get madat me for only playing with my
goldberry action figure.
Yes, and like, and I've seen,like some of some of these
reality shows, that there wasone in particular.

(06:26):
I remember that this moviemakes me remember about this
woman who had a thousand pairsof shoes.
She was obsessed with shoes andshe had to put each one of them
on every single day, or elseshe thought they would feel bad.
And I'm like, yep, that seemsabout right Once you figure out
that they have souls, like youkind of have to the shoes are

(06:48):
like oh God, here we go.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
We actually like not being used.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's painful you got that one pair that's like, oh
yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh gosh, I wish your foot was bigger.
That was horrible.
Well, somehow we got there.
You know, I was thinking I waslike man, like as a kid, I was
probably just like, oh, toys,it's just about friendship and
toys are cool, you know.
But now I'm just like, damn,this is about friendship,

(07:21):
accepting others.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
It kind of felt like a guy like getting replaced in
his job and having to train thenew guy.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah Well, and also it's just like you know, like if
you ever had a friend group,and it's like you're like I'm
like the cool one, or whatever.
And then it's like someone elsecomes up and it's like whoa,
this guy's more handsome,funnier, and he just seems like
a cooler guy and I'm like he'sgot a blinking light.
I'm just like who the hell am Ithen?

(07:52):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I gotta kill this guy .

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's also, like you know, accepting people for who
they are.
Like about like being at workand it's like, oh, even if you
don't like somebody, and it'slike or if you think you don't
like somebody, it's like, well,maybe get to know them, maybe
they'll be cool and you can allbe friends.
It's just like me and you atwork.
I remember when you wanted tobe a pallet uh, backup
palletizer I was like I don'twant to train this guy.

(08:18):
I hate training.
We have to like talk to him.
It's gonna be awkward, yeah,and look, years later we have a
podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I was falling asleep standing up.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, you'd sneeze and almost pass out sometimes.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
And I'm like.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't know what's wrong with this, I was on a lot
of heavy medication.
I was like who is?
This guy.
You were falling asleep a lot.
I did a few times that waspretty wild.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I feel like these toys have like a cult mentality.
Yeah, it's laying alone inAndy's room, separated from the
world.
I feel like they like.
And then they they were just OKwith just throwing Woody to his
death.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, dude, they were like we need no trial or
anything, it's the guillotine ornothing.
And it's like Mr Potato Headand and ham.
They're a little too ruthless.
That's what I love about themteam up a little bit, yeah,
because they love each other andhate each other at the same
time.
I think they hate each otherhow similar they are.

(09:15):
So outside of woody and buzz,which they rule, we all agree,
woody the best.
Which one's your favorite?
What's your favorite second toy, like the secondary character
toy, I really like Bo Peep.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I think she's great.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, let's not go into any other details about her
.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
She really gets it.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
She gets what she wants.
It's like dang.
It's like man.
If that toy fell over, I'mgoing to get a peek.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
It's like man if that toy fell over.
I'm going to get a peek.
No, no, a little bit of pee-peeright now.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh no, no no, my favorite is Rex.
Oh, rex is great.
I love how just timid andscared he is, as a dinosaur.
The biggest predator he's gotso much anxiety and he's nervous
and I'm like I relate.
I get it when they're likewhose side are you on, rex?
He's like, uh, I don't likeconfrontation.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was like cheers Rex this one's for you, buddy.
One of the other ones I thoughtreally got undersold was Mr
Spell.
He has the power, he kind ofrules.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
He could be a billboard for anything Like when
they say, oh, it's his birthdaytoday, what it's great.
Another thing I want to go intoI kind of find it funny that
Tom Hanks and Tim Allen are in amovie doing voices Tom Hanks,
woody, obviously, tim Allen Buzzand they're kind of like a

(10:45):
perfect odd couple even in reallife.
They're both very funny peopleTom Hanks, tim Allen, buzz, and
they're kind of like a perfectodd couple Even in real life.
They're both very funny people.
Tom Hanks Tim Allen.
Home Improvement.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Need I say more Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
What's the movie?
The space movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'spretending to the movie's
fucking badass.
Space Quest, something Quest.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Galaxy Quest Galaxy Quest.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, galaxy Quest.
That movie, Space Quest,something Quest, galaxy Quest,
galaxy Quest, yeah, galaxy Quest.
Like that movie's so funny andso great and he's amazing, alan
Rickman, oh damn, I need torewatch this movie.
Oh, that's going to be Woo.
We going to do this soon bro.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Hell yeah, man, I love that movie.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's amazing.
But, and Because you also have,like Tom Hanks very Democrat,
tim Allen very Republican, andit's like they're just such even
, just like the actors are suchodd couples, and I think it
comes out in their performancesand I think it's like, oh, this

(11:36):
movie should be played beforeevery debate or every election.
So it'd be like look, we're allpeople Just forcing Congress
people to access their innerchild.
And then it's like the twopeople running for presidency
has to walk up in front ofeverybody and shake hands and
say to infinity yes.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yes, I love this new democracy and I think the world
would be a better place becauseof it.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Fucking would be.
I just think it's kind of.
I was just thinking about thatwhile watching it.
I was like this movie's kind ofbeautiful.
I'm like wait a second.
This movie movie good, who knew?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
They'd give health care to toys before they give it
to us.
That's true.
They'd be like the doctorshopping.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Every month they just send you a free pack of super
glue Like some paint so you canrepaint them Like cool.
Well, I have cancer.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
But you know, that's fine, let's take care of the
story.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Just paint your tumors a little happy face yeah,
all right, bro, let's run intosome freaking facts.
So, um so.
Obviously this was like a huge,um, you know, like milestone
for Pixar and animation.
So this was Pixar's first film,but it was also the first

(12:49):
feature length film that wascompletely computer animated.
So like CG and stuff, veryfirst one changed everything,
that's why, every movie afterthis was not hand drawn anymore.
The film wait, this was handdrawn.
No, it wasn't hand drawn.
Oh okay, the film was a hugesuccess, becoming the highest
grossing film of 1995 andgetting nominated for three

(13:09):
Academy Awards.
Toy Story may not have won anyof the categories it was
nominated for, but John Lasseterreceived a Special Achievement
Award for the development of thetechnology used to create the
film.
So I got to ask hand-drawn orCG animation, which one do you
prefer?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know, I feel like both have.
You know the qualities.
I do like hand-drawn movies.
A lot of the Studio Ghiblimovies, even the new ones, they
look hand-drawn.
Yeah, they have like CG in it,a little bit Like starting with
Princess.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Mononoke was cg in it a little bit maybe like
starting with princess mononokewas the first one with a little
bit of cg, like the worm hellyeah, dude, that worm is, I
think, man it's.
When I go back and like watchaladdin or something like, hell
yeah, love this animation, butthen you know you watch
something new, like from pixar,and it's like I ain't going back

(14:03):
to them.
This rips, it's beautiful, it'sgreat.
So I kind of like I have issueslike picking one or the other
because I'm like I don't knowit's like one is.
They're both great, but alsodoes it matter?
yeah, I don't think it matters,as long as the writing is good
yeah, and I think that now mostanimated movies are so good it's

(14:26):
insane and it's like, oh yeah,it's like I don't know, as long
as it's a good movie.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Sometimes they can have really great animation and
super bad writing.
Or even if it's like a foreignfilm and it's all animated, it's
just like bad dubbing orsomething Like we don't.
There's some, there's somebarrier that prevents us from
like seeing the whole picture.
Yeah, but I do love this, thistype of animation yeah it's

(14:52):
fucking awesome yeah, it'sreally fun.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's very rough in this one, but it still worked I
mean it's like rough in terms ofit was the first one.
Sometimes their faces scare me,so Josh Joss Whedon saved the
script.
No, get him out of here.
What is he doing?
So you know he's been like aguy who's come in on so many

(15:15):
different movies that we'vecovered at this point.
So he wrote for Toy Story andeven saved the script in a book
called Joss Whedon Conversationswritten by Cynthia Burkhead.
Whedon explained they sent methe script and it was in
shambles, but he went on to callLasseter concept of toys coming
to life gold.
Toy Story was based on thePixar short Tiny Toy, but in the

(15:37):
book Joss Whedon, the biography, the script for Toy Story was
considered unwatchable since thelead characters came off as too
sarcastic.
Needless to say, if it wasn'tfor Whedon, toy Story was
considered unwatchable since thelead characters came off as too
sarcastic.
Needless to say, if it wasn'tfor Whedon, toy Story could have
been very different and likelywouldn't have gotten three
sequels, let alone one.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Once again, what's your favorite Toy Story?
Is it this one?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's tough, because I was never a big on Toy Story
2 and I love Toy Story 3.
Just me and the boys went to gowatch it.
Yeah, when it came out intheaters, we're all four crying
at the end, just like we have tohold each other.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Wait, is that the one where they went to the guy that
abducted the-.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's the one where they go to, like the toy store
or whatever the toy store.
You got the big fluffy bear.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Like the bear guy, that was the third one.
That was the third one yeah,all right.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
The second one is the collector guy.
The collector Wants him.
And the fourth one is Forky.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Forky was fucking awesome, one of the best boys in
town.
I fucking love Forky.
Yeah, we used to have a littleForky.
It's just like character thatwants to die or what, or just
calls himself trash, it's likethat.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
That little star from the mario brothers movie yeah,
it's like you're accepting herdeath all the time.
Yeah, it's so good, it's likemy favorite part of that movie.
So originally buzz and woodylooked very different.
So, but slight year and woodyhave instantly recognizable.
But they almost look verydifferent.
Initially, woody was actuallythe villain of Toy Story and was
a vindictive ventriloquistdummy like in 4.

(17:15):
Fuck, yeah, instead of astuffed drawstring cowboy doll.
But Buzz also wasn't originallypart of the film but was
instead going to be tiny fromthe tiny toy.
Short After it was decided thata tiny toy wouldn't have been
more desirable than Woody to achild, the astronaut idea came
to be.
He was named Lunar Larry, thenTempest from Morph and finally

(17:37):
Buzz Lightyear.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, that's better.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Thankfully they figured it out.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, I'm glad that they waited until the third
movie to make it scary.
Woody is the villain still.
He definitely tries to kill.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Buzz, he's his own enemy in this movie.
Well, he just wanted him tofall between the.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
To fall in line.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
He just wanted him to fall in the crack he's like the
toy Hitler.
If you don't look like me, youdon't get to be in this house.
That's my fucking spot, asshole.
So at first Tim Allen wasn'tgoing to be the first choice for
Buzz Lightyear.
They went with.
They wanted to get BillyCrystal and for animating like

(18:24):
the characters, for like testsand stuff, they use lines from
Billy Crystal's movie when Harrymet Sally oh wow, I hope they
did the orgasm scene that toy ishaving.
Yeah, Um, barbie and GI Joe werealmost in toy story, but they
decided not to.
They ended up in toy storythree.
Oh yeah, yeah, they ended up inToy Story 3.

(18:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, they were all fucked up in that movie.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, they were wild.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I love the Barbie part of the movie, though
they're always just drivingaround in their car and a
thousand outfits, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
So I guess Tom Hanks ad-libbed the whole, the arm
waving when he like has his arm.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
That was one of the best parts of the whole movie.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
It really is.
It's like the funniest part.
But it's all ad-libbed by TomHanks and they kind of animated
around it.
That's awesome, yeah, and sothis one goes.
So there's a reason why Andy'sdad isn't around in the movie.
Too expensive to animateanother human, yeah.

(19:26):
So they're like screw it.
Everybody has andy's face justslightly a little bit different,
except for all his friends.
It's like five andy's runningaround.
I didn't notice that yeah yeah,like all the kids look like andy
.
I mean sid is just like andywith the teeth very slightly
different and all like thehannah, the little girl I'm like
that's Andy with a wig on,essentially, yeah, it really is,

(19:48):
and a dirty face that felt sobad for Sid's family.
I know, I wish we saw a mom.
She seems like a nice lady.
She made him Pop-Tarts.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
She did After he was eating a bowl of cereal.
It's like that's so much sugar.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
No wonder this kid's amped up.
He's got to blow things up.
He don't know where to put allthe sugar and they're letting
him order explosives online yeahor whatever through the mail.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know if there wasn't really a whole lot of
internet back then, but yeah, ohman this movie rolls dude, how
much like the.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Something that I think about a lot is the army
men movie.
Yeah, man, so cool there are.
They're fucking awesome, sogreat.
Maybe I'm gonna get army menhave you been to?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
does you've been to disney world?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
no, I've been universal.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Okay, disney world, disney world's way too expensive
yeah it, it super sucks, butlike the Toy Story land area is
awesome, oh God, I know.
So they have the army men marchthrough and they've got snare
drums and shit and they'remarching and they even got the
little feet things.
Yeah, they're not connected sothey can actually walk, yeah,

(21:02):
but like they do have like likethey look like plastic around
their feet, yeah, and they'rejust like playing the drums and
they sound amazing.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh my gosh, I do have to go to Disney just for Toy
Story Land.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
It's great and they got this one ride.
It's like Jesse's shootout.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
And classic, my shootout oh yeah Right.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, my shootout, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Get bit no it's so much funbecause you get in a little car
and it takes you to a bunch ofscreens and you have a little.
It's like it's your gun thatyou use to shoot, yeah, and
you're trying to score and makethe high score right, uh-huh.
So you just pull this littleknob and you're like shooting
things out of at the screen.

(21:45):
It's amazing it's so much funlike the slinky dog ride is
amazing.
I love Toy.
Story we just got rid of aslinky dog that we bought for my
son when we first went toDisney World and it like lights
up in the middle, all hisslinkies light up.
That's awesome.
Slinky dog is such a good boy.
Alright, before we hop into thewhen we first went to Disney
World and it like lights up inthe middle, all his slinkies
light up, that's awesome.
Yeah, it's super cute.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Slinky Dog's such a good boy.
All right, Before we hop intothe plot we're going to, I'm
just going to run down like thethe main top build characters.
So you got.
Tom Hanks is Woody, Classic TimAllen, Buzz Lightyear, oh, Don
Rickles.
Rip Mr Potato Head.
Originally he didn't want to dothis movie.
He's like I don't do voiceacting or voiceovers, I'm in

(22:28):
movies.
And then he's like OK, I'll doit.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
OK, 10 million.
I don't know how much you getpaid.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Probably a lot.
Jim Varney, Slinky the Dog, youknow what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Varney yeah, I love it.
Oh, like if we ever needed adog that smokes.
It's Slinky, oh Slinky.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Wallace Shawn is Rex.
Hell, yeah, john RattenbergerRattsonberger, as you probably
have heard his voice ineverything, since this movie is
Ham, yeah, I mean he's in somuch shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
He's in so much shit.
Yeah, he's like in everythingand Pixar does now I hope he's
still alive.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Annie Pops, bo Peet, john Morris is Andy, eric Von
Denton is Sid and Laurie Metcalfis Andy's mother.
And then, of course, arlie Armyis Sergeant RIP.
Oh wow, I didn't know that.
That's cool, it sounds it's ifanytime they needed somebody
with military experience afterFull Metal Jacket.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, I know, I thought he was dead before this
guy, no, he died like this, Ithink like a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Let's get a good run man, let's find out.
Oh 2018.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh yeah, dude, the movie is directed by John
Lasseter.
Just think about what he's done.
He's done Toy Story, bugs Life,toy Story 2, cars and Cars 2.
So you know, it kind of felloff for a minute and then it was
written by Pete Docter.
He did like Soul Inside Out UpMonsters Inc.
Awesome.
And Andrew Stanton alsoco-directed or co-wrote.

(24:01):
He did.
He started with Bugs Life as aco-directed or co-wrote.
He did.
He started with a bug's life asa co-director.
He did finding nemo wally, johncarter, finding door dory and,
yeah, he did some othernon-cartoon bugs.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Life was fucking amazing.
I felt bad for john carter Ineed to watch.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I hear it's good.
Is this like three fuckinghours?
It was long, it cost so muchmoney.
And people were like, oh, thisis this is one of those stories
that John George Lucas was likeoh, I read it, I'm going to make
my own movie about it.
And everybody's like they watchthe movie and like it's Star
Wars.
So why are we doing this?

(24:39):
We already got nine of the samemovies over and over.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
We already got nine of the same movies over and over
again.
The only thing I remember aboutJohn Carter was I couldn't
finish it because I wasn'tinterested, but I was also like
22.
So nothing really interested me, except for other stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, I wonder what those could be, but since this
is a family-friendly, episode.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
It is not we're going to hop into the plot and not
talk about it.
I, since this is a familyfriendly episode, it is not
we're going to hop into the plotand not talk about it.
I just don't want to say it.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, all right, man, let's hop into it.
Toy story baby A boy calledAndy Davis really said that
really weird Uses his toys toact out a bank robbery.
The bank is a cardboard box,the robber is Mr Potato Head,
assisted by Slinky Dog, that sonof a bitch, and the bystanders
include Bo Peep and her sheep.

(25:30):
The day is saved by cowboy dollWoody playing the sheriff, with
help from Rex the Dinosaur.
And then, of course, you getsome of his lines Reach for the
sky.
You're my favorite deputy.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Do you think Mr Potato Head is supposed to be
ethnic?
Do not know, that's just theway those look Okay All right.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I was like you know, I actually thought about
watching, Like I'm sure he won'task that question.
Well, there was a point where Iwas like man, there's no.
Like it's like all these, allthese dolls are white and I was
like I bet Jason's going to askwhether Mr Potato Head is white
or not.
Got it, you called him and Icalled it.
We've been friends for eightyears, I know him.

(26:15):
So during the opening creditsyou get the banger of all
bangers.
You got a friend.
How do you feel about this man,randy Newman?
I kind of I don't really knowthat much about him, but he's
got some bangers after um seeingsnl make fun of him.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I get mad tv, mad tv.
Yes, you're right, you'recorrect.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yes, so good, that's what all I think about now that
I hear it.
Well, I know when, uh, me andrichard, we grew up and when we
were growing up, I think youknow, we watched mad tv and, of
course, all the toy stories.
And then we started listeningto randy newman's and I'm like
he's got some weird songs youjust kind of forget, like oh
yeah, some of these people livedthrough the 70s and 60s and

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it's like it kind of soundsdrunk all the time.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah he, he really does.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's got a song called Short People.
Have you ever heard it?
You should listen to it.
It's a wild song, oh my God.
But while you've got, a friendin me, yeah, while you've got a
friend in me is playing and hetakes Woody downstairs to find
his mother decorating the diningroom for his birthday party.
His mother decorating thedining room for his birthday

(27:28):
party.
Um, but like this is like awhole montage essentially, kind
of, and like I love he gives mrpotato head to like the baby
that sleeps in the same room ashim, which has to be super
annoying as a child and thebaby's just demolishing mr
potato head.
It's so good, it's like.
And then a little later he'slike.
I wasn't.
I didn't know, I was supposedto be babysitting.
But yeah, he finds his motherdownstairs decorating the room

(27:50):
for the birthday party.
He asked if they can leave thedecorations up until they move
and his mom agrees.
She says the guests will arrivesoon and sends them back
upstairs to get his baby sister.
His crib is in his room and assoon as Andy leaves the room,
what?
He sits up and expressessurprise that the birthday party
is today.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
The other toys come to life.
How beautiful is this party.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Everybody starts moving.
Hell yeah, it's awesome.
It's like no matter how manytimes I watch it, I'm still like
oh Magic, I'm so glad my toysnever came to life as a kid.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Did you ever see the sex toy story on MADtv?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I don't think I saw that one.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's a stop motion animation and it's like all the
sex toys have like faces andvoices.
Buzz Lightyear is a dildo.
Woody is like a doll that haslike leather straps and shit on
it.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I have not seen that.
I should look, look this up.
I gotta look this up.
All right, oh dang, we had noshot about.
So woody calls a staff meetingand tells slinky dog to spread
the word within a few minutes.
Um, during which all thisbokeete makes a date with Woody
for that evening.
I wonder if the sheep watch.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
They definitely do.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
All those toys assemble.
Woody starts by reminding themall to find a moving buddy so
they don't get lost.
I love it.
They're like I completelyforgot to find a moving buddy.
What?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
else do y'all do.
You don't have a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You stay in one room mostly, but yeah, they don't
want to get lost when they moveto their new house, which will
happen in a week.
Then he tries to downplay thenews that Andy's birthday party
is happening today.
Everybody's like what.
Rex worries that someone willgive Andy another dinosaur.
Another dinosaur, and many ofthe toys have similar concerns.
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Tracy the dinosaur is the best.
Tracy the dinosaur.
Yeah, I think it's the thirdone they introduced.
I think she's a triceratopsShit.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Ooh, maybe I'll just watch all the toys today.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
She's so good Anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
We should do that.
I should do that.
I love that.
Like Mr Potato Head's like oh,fuck you, woody.
And Slinky Dog's like he's alllike oh, what are you talking
about?
Woody knows what he's doing,he'll steer us in the right way.
And Mr Potato Head takes hislips off and starts touching his
butt with it, kissing his ass.
Oh, my God, let's go.
Mr Potato Head, one of the bestguys.

(30:18):
He's got all the best gags.
Yeah, this movie is still verysarcastic.
Josh Whedon might have come into tone down the sarcasm, but
it's still very sarcastic, thatis for sure.
So Woody tries to calm themdown.
He's interrupted when Ham, thepiggy bank stationed near the

(30:38):
window, announces that theguests are arriving.
The toys rush to the window tosee the presents the kids are
bringing.
The bigger boxes make themespecially nervous.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
They're freaking out.
It's so funny when that kidturns sideways and it's huge.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Ham's like we're next month's garage sale fodder for
sure.
And then Woody says send outthe troops.
Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
So I had a video game , yeah I played it A Toy Story
video game, and it's like you do, all the army men stuff, but
you're like fighting with realweapons, was it?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
sega or was it playstation?
Uh, I don't remember.
I think it was sega genesisthat I had it on, but, like you
would, I think the 64 had it.
Oh yeah, I didn't have a c, soit's probably genesis, because
that's kind of like theone-to-one I think comparison or
was genesis more of a super, Idon't care um, but like you
could play it whenever you'rehiding as the cup.

(31:27):
So you'd like move and you'dhave to stop and not get caught,
oh no.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I was thinking of.
There was one game on the 64that was you were just the army
dudes, oh, in the, in the ToyStory world, and it was just
like a war all the time, yes,and you had like mortars and
stuff that you could fire.
Yeah, I had that game onPlayStation.
You just kill the shit out ofeach other.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, I love that game.
I've actually tried to findthat game because I really
wanted to play it, my brothergave all the games to somebody
and I'm like, oh lame, there wasalso this like dope tank game
that we had.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
You could do melt.
Yeah, it was so cool, so brutal.
I gotta look that up.
These guys have a rough life.
Yeah, for real.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh, I love my army man though setting them up so
fine.
I felt so.
I felt so like uh, seen whenthe mom steps on the army man
she's like what the fuck god,dang it andy.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
After this I'm grounding you for my new, the
new toy you just got as soon asthis party is over, like imagine
if it would have been a Lego.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
She would have probably dropped the cake and
thrown it across the room orsomething yeah so I'm surprised
there weren't Legos.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, I might not just have the rights to use them
.
I guess you can't give themsouls.
Potentially they're justbuilding material.
Yeah, you can Lego.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Maybe building material, yeah you can Lego
maybe One of the best, but notthe individual Legos.
Yeah, they don't have to havevoices, that's true.
That's true.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Maybe, once you like, put them together.
That's when they come to life.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
So they send out the troops,which means little green plastic
soldiers come out, they lower ababy monitor to the first floor
and hide it within a plottedplant where they can observe the
opening of the gifts and reportback to Toys Andy's room.
At first, the presents seemnon-threatening.
He gets a lunchbox, bed sheets.

(33:12):
Who?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
invited that guy.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
A battleship game.
But Andy's mom pulls andeverybody's like, oh, we made it
.
And then Andy's mom pulls asurprise present from the closet
.
That bitch.
Before they hear what it is,rex knocks the speaker off the
table and batteries fall out.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Potato Head's, just like smashing them into the back
of it.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
So great.
Sarge warns that the kids areheaded upstairs but the toys
barely have time to resume theirprevious positions before the
stampede thunders in, like allof the same character animations
coming in at once.
But what I love about thisscene is you get the.
They all go hide and it's likeyou get the perspective of the

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toys and they're so low to theground and it's just like as a
kid.
It's like what if I was a toy?
You just see all these.
It's actually terrifying andgives me anxiety watching it as
an adult, like when you're likethey're under the bed and you
see this beat and I'm like Godit suck as a toy.
You could get smashed.
So that's how it changed alittle bit.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
You were just more afraid, yeah, just more.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's like I'm just like man, I should probably get
some meds or something.
I I'm just like man.
I should probably get on somemeds or something.
I get way too anxious.
Stupid stuff makes me anxious,it's all right.
Oh, one of the kids sweepsWoody off the bed, saying make
space, he's like fuck you bitch,and he just backhands him, Just
like Woody's.
Like well, fuck me, I guessI'll just lay down here.
They put something down whereWoody was and Andy's mom calls

(34:42):
them back to play the games.
And suddenly the room is again.
Andy's mom Give him time.
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
They just got up there.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
How about also take her toy downstairs?
The the toys creep out of theirhiding places to see the new
toy, pausing in surprise whenWoody crawls out from under the
bed.
Because why would he ever throwWoody down on the ground?
He's done with his Woody.
The new toy has taken Woody'splace on the bed, which stresses
Woody out.
Actually, it stresses everybodyout, and it's Buzz Lightyear

(35:12):
baby.
Space Ranger Universe ProtectionUnit Starkman Buzz believes
he's crash landed on a strangeplanet on the way to Sectors 12.
And his ship is damaged andwill take weeks to repair.
Woody welcomes Buzz to Andy'sroom and tries to explain that
Buzz has landed in Woody's usualspot.
So something I love about thetwo dynamics of the characters

(35:34):
Woody is smart and acts like achild.
Yeah, Buzz has the intelligenceof a kid but acts like an adult
.
And it works so well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Just the idea that, like you, don't know what you
really are.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, you think you're something way better,
yeah, oh man, but like it's, ifyou just think of, like most
comedies I mean, this is, thisis the recipe for it yeah, right
you always have.
Like it's amazing you kind ofhave to have the two opposites
like that, like I just thinkabout, like Superbad and
Pineapple Express.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Like even Pineapple Express, like even that movie,
not Step Brothers, becausethey're both idiots Step
Brothers.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
But you know it's just got like someone who acts
like a child surrounded bypeople who act like adults.
There's got to be like theone-to-one version here.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
So the other toys climb up onthe bed to meet Buzz and ask him
about the buttons and gadgetson his spacesuit.
They're impressed with Buzz'svoice recordings.
A quality sound system, notlike Woody's pull-string
activated voice.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Sounds like he got run over by a truck.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Buzz takes exception to being called a toy.
And when Woody says he can'tfly, buzz climbs the bedpost,
shouts INFINITY TO BEYOND.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
And dies.
Excuse me, infinity.
And BEYOND no TO INFINITY, saidit doesn't matter.
I'm not going to get into ToyStory semantics.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
He's such a Woody, I'm such a cool ass buzz he
bounces off a rubber ball does aloop de loop on the racetrack
and gets stuck for a fewrotations on a toy plane
tethered to the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
And his eyes are closed the whole time.
Yep, nope.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
And then he why would you do that?
He flips out and lands neatlyback on the bed.
All the toys are dazzled,except Woody who says that
wasn't flying, that was fallingin style yeah, but he's
willfully ignorant of what hejust did.
Yeah, he doesn't understand.
He's like, wow, that reallyworked out.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I just flew around the room with my eyes closed.
It's something that and.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I'm totally fine, it's what he has.
More of confidence Woodydoesn't have.
I guess Woody's veryunconfident right now?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, for sure.
So he's stressing out, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
And like, when you get all this confidence,
sometimes you can just do stuff.
That's why they you just do itwith confidence, you'll most
likely get it right and do it,unless you're just bad at
everything, just know yourlimits, yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Which yet Buzz does not know yet.
In that case, don't haveconfidence.
Have confidence in what you cando.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
And if it's something small and dumb, just have
confidence and do it.
Just do it.
So I do want to know.
Are you Woody or are you BuzzMe?
Do it, so I do want to know areyou Woody or are you Buzz?
Which one do you prefer?
Which one did you prefer as akid?
Which one do you prefer now?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
god damn, that's a deep question, man.
I think I'd be more of a Woody.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Well, I mean, like, what did you like when you were
a kid?
Did you prefer Woody or did youprefer Buzz?
And what do you?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
prefer.
Now that's, that's weird.
I prefer probably.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Buzz, like now or like in previously as well, I
don't remember.
You know well, I know as a kidI like, felt bad for woody, I
like buzz more.
As a kid, you know, I had liketoys and stuff of them, had this
like dope, sure, toy of buzz.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
But now I like woody the most yeah, yeah, I think I
was a little indifferent.
We got my son a Buzz.
Yeah, that was awesome and allthe bells and whistles Got your
son.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Buzz.
I also think the movies preferWoody over Buzz because as the
movies go on it seems like Buzz,especially in I can't remember
Toy Story 4 that much with theBuzz plot, and I think that just
shows how much they kind of hadmore interest with dealing with
Woody more than Buzz.
Also might be based on theactors, that's all.
And Tim Allen, you know, Idon't know.

(39:21):
I've heard that he's difficultto work with but I'm not sure if
that's true or not.
So I don't want to.
I don't want to do that.
So in the montage that follows,Randy Newman's strange things
are happening to me Anotherbanger, Carlos.
Randy Newman's strange thingsare happening to me Another
banger.
Andy has Buzz shoot Woody thenputs on a cardboard replica of
Buzz's helmet and wings.
A Western-themed poster inAndy's room is replaced by two
Buzz Lightyear posters anddrawings of Woody on the

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bulletin board are covered withdrawings of Buzz.
The Western-style bed sheetdisappears.
The new one is replaced by anew one with Buzz's image and a
name.
In the final indignity, Andytakes Buzz to bed and leaves
Woody in the covered wagon toychest.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
God damn Super sad.
That's cold, Andy yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
And then the next morning Andy wrote his name on
Buzz's shoe and this makes Withpermanent ink Woody, nonetheless
Very upset.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, permanent ink Woody, nonetheless Very upset.
Yeah, pissed too, man.
He's like I'm fucked.
He's like he's going to be sentto the toy chest yeah, where
the shark lives by himself.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
It's like, have you ever had that moment that Andy
had, where he picked up two toysand looked at them?
He's like shit, which one do Ipick?
Obviously you're going to pickthe new one up.
Here's the thing.
I think like he well, I mean Iguess he did, but like you know,
your new toy is always the oneyou play with the most.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
But then you know if it's not as and I've been doing
that ever- since.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
So some noises draw the toys to the open window
where they can see the neighborkid Sid, who's about to blow up
a combat.
Carl action figure.
How depressing is Sid'ssituation.
How depressing is the momsituation over at the house.
She's keeping this placetogether.
She's probably outside washingdishes Looking out the window

(41:17):
like my kid's gonna killsomebody one day.
I've given him all thePop-tarts I can.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
And then he's like mom, where are the matches?
She's like right next to mycigarettes.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, right next to my 9 millimeter and dad's
switchblade.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's in the liquor cabinet, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Make sure, whatever you're about to torch you pour
some of my liquor on it.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
I feel like this movie would have benefited.
Maybe like if everything'sbright and shiny and wonderful
inside andy's house, but outsideeverything it's like they live
in the coal mining town like atim burton like yeah, sleepy
hollow like today's weatheractually it's hot town um we
also meet sid's dog scud longbull terriers.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
They look so weird.
They look so fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I know I love them you ever had the big dog shirts
that had the bull terriers onthem?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Mm-mm.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
That was huge when I was growing up.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
It's that target dog, though I always wanted to go to
Target as a kid because of thatdog.
They've got the weirdest face Iknow they have.
Like what is wrong with them?
They got a nose that coulddestroy still beings.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
It just won't quit it's good it could.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It could do what a jet uh jet, jet plane uh oil
couldn't do.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Uh feel like there is sid's dad is like a retired
army veteran with a lot ofproblems because the dog named
scud he's probably a navyveteran, oh really I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I'm just gonna go ahead and explain my joke.
I'm gonna cut it out.
But I was gonna say, you know,cause Jet Fuel Can't melt steel
beams, but Bull Terrier, as adog, could.
So the dog Did 9-11.
That was the joke that Icouldn't get out.
You know what?
I'm gonna leave it there.
What Jet Fuel Can't melt steel?
I don't know.
That's like a conspiracy thing,oh okay.

(43:11):
That's what I've always heard.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
That's what I haven't really Because there's a big
like the fuel that the militaryuses is called JP8.
And it's a lot different fromgasoline, because you have to
have like high pressure and highheat to make it burn and it's
made so they won't just likecatch on fire, you know.
Yeah, with anything.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
But could it melt steel beams?
I don't know, and the mysteryis still.
Let's find out.
Who did 9-11?
We still don't know.
Maybe that's what Sid went todo in his corner.
Do you think the people thatlisten to this are like I know
this is the episode they bring9-11 into.
Yeah, this is the one.
I know that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
It's going to be.
All it's all going to bebecause of the dog.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
He's just knocking them down, god, wow, did y'all
hear that squeak earlier?
Or that squeal that was mehitting the brakes on this
podcast, making it come to acomplete?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
stop here, damn.
I think I was wearing myseatbelt.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
So Buzz thinks Sid who's laughing maniacally is a
happy child.
They're like that is not ahappy child.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
You mean that happy child?
Yeah, laughing maniacally.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
The others explain that he tortures toys.
Buzz wants to help the doomedtoy soldier, but Sid lies to
fuse in Andy's toy's duck asDebris goes flying.
When they look again, there isno sign of Carl.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
So you're saying you never taped like 20 bottle
rockets to an elf figurine andset them off?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yes, I've blown up toys.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
We've all got a little sit inside of us.
We've always done this.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I mean, it's just like Andy's going to get there.
He's just got to grow up alittle bit.
Yeah, I think he's just gottagrow up a little bit.
Yeah, I think he's gonna bealright.
I mean, you saw what he did toAndy on that bed, or Woody on
that bed threw him off oh, no,nothing wait that was him that
like flung him off.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I thought so, you only see a hand.
Would they invite Sid to hisbirthday party?
No, andy Andy flung Woody offearlier maybe.
Oh, woody off earlier, maybe.
Oh my God, sorry, all right,I'm falling.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I'm falling.
Just an abrupt stop here.
It's my dumb 9-11 thing.
I'm just kidding.
9-11 ruins everything it does,so Andy's mom, suggests dinner
at Pizza Planet.
Oh, I wish I had one, and tellsAndy.
He can only bring one toy,doubting that Andy will choose
him unless Buzz is unavailable,woody plans to trap Buzz in the

(45:31):
gap behind Andy's desk.
Yes, pizza plant, though.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Rad right, yeah, there used to be one at Disney
World and now it's changed LikeRatatouille.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, it's like Bistro.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, but it's right next to Mamma Mia's, which is
like the best fucking restaurantthere.
That's like reasonably priced,so fucking good.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I wouldn't know, maybe one day I will do it just
need to win the lottery to go sothe plan backfires and Buzz
falls out of the window into thebushes because I don't know.
He decided to use an RC car toknock him off.
It seems he probably shouldhave planned it a little better
yeah, I mean, I don't, I thinkthis guy, just he, just wherever

(46:16):
he's like he's got the controlhe's like oh, here we go.
Oh fuck, what am I gonna do?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
yeah, what is?
What are you gonna make me donow?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
yeah so the other toys, accuse woody of pushing
buzz out the window, um, out ofjealousy.
But but as they are about topunish him, andy returns.
Thank god, because, um, andwhen Andy returns, it's all
quiet and on the edge of sketch,is it?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Mr Potato Head or.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Ham Like peeks over and they draw like a noose.
Golly, it's like the SalemWitch Trials up in this place.
But Andy returned, failing tofind Buzz.
He grabs Woody and the familydrives off, but not before Buzz
crawls out of his bush andclimbs on the back of a minivan.
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
buzz is what's thinking in that moment like
well, he's like he just wantsrevenge.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, he just wants revenge now he's like oh, I
can't believe you've done thisto me.
Um, what, like what?
Did you carry toys with you togo to other places all the time?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
I don't't remember, but I know my.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I feel like Andy's a little old to do that right.
My kid's like Seems like 10.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
My youngest does, does it?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
She wants to.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I didn't know my oldest did too.
For a long time she had herfavorite one.
Yeah, it was a stuffed llama.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It was the softest thing ever.
I don, I'd want to take it withme too.
His name was Poofy Well, andit's even cuter.
So while Andy's mother refuelsthe car at Dinoco station, woody
wonders how he can convince theother toys that Buzz fall was
an accident.
Suddenly, buzz appears.
Woody is very relieved by this.
He's like Buzz, thank God.
But Buzz is pissed.

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The two fight and roll out ofthe car, which drives off and
leaves them stranded.
Buzz explains his mission.
Oh yeah, because they'reunderneath a truck at this point
and Buzz is explaining hismission.
It's like out there at the endsof the universe there's Zorg
and I have to go there anddefeat him Because I'm the only
one with the knowledge to dothat.
Woody flips out.
You are a toy T-O-Y.

(48:11):
I love when Tom Hanks justflips out.
It's the best.
He does it in the burbs a lotand it's the best.
And then it's my favorite.
It's kind of like my favoritepart of the movie just because
of these lines.
And then Buzz, you are a sad,strange little man and you have
my pity, which I feel like is analien reference.
Oh shit, which is great.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Like is an alien reference.
Oh shit, which is great.
Yeah, do you think Zurg isreferenced to Zorg from the
fifth element?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Dude, probably I don't know when the fifth
element came out.
I can't remember.
But yes, I'm just going to sayyes, yeah me too, yeah.
So luckily Woody sees anothervehicle heading for Pizza Planet
and knows that they can meetAndy there.
He tricks Buzz into coming withhim by saying he found a
spaceship.
Buzz insists on riding in thecockpit so he can wear a seat
belt when he climbs into theback and gets thrown about by

(49:00):
the drivers he's like thecockpit is safer than the back
here and he just gets thrownlike crazy and what's?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I love it because it's so cute, because buzz like
buckles, the seat belt and thenpats it and I'm like, oh, he's a
little man, he's just inhalingall the weed smoke from the
delivery driver.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, so they reach Pizza Planet and hide in
discarded food packaging so theycan sneak through the front
door.
So great Woody quickly spotsAndy and them.
But Buzz climbs into a clawcrane, a machine shaped like a
spaceship, thinking it's theship's home, what he promised
him, roar.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
The claw.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Who's in charge here?
It's so funny, it's so good.
The machine is filled withthree-eyed green aliens who
believe the claw is a god.
Woody climbs in to get Buzz out, but Woody and Buzz are
captured by Sid, along with oneof the little aliens.
Because like Woody's trying tohelp Buzz, like pull Buzz out,

(50:07):
but then, like the claws got himand the other aliens pull him
in, he's like leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
You zealots.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
So funny.
I fucking hate claw machines somuch.
I was actually pretty good atthem as a god damn man.
I wasn't, I have they're.
At pizza hut they had like abunch of random toys and I
wonder if I still have it, but Ihad like this stuffed.
They had like presidents inthere, oh what, I got a stuffed.
Bill clinton, oh, it's so.
This was like my like highschool years biggest head right
yeah, it's a huge head.

(50:39):
I got another one, I can'tremember what.
The second president was jimmycarter or something bro, we had
so much fun with that billclinton obviously a lot of great
if they had every president inthere.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
yeah, like you get the grover, grover Cleland, they
had more in there.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
It's just like those were the only two I could get
Lincoln with his big hat.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I bet he was a popular one.
It was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Because I'd like talk as him, Like anytime.
Someone said something, it'slike I did not have sex with
that movie Everybody's like shutup.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
I only ever won one thing out of a claw machine.
It was a little stuffed parrotout of Kroger and I kept it
forever.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
You have to if you get it.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I know it's the only thing I've ever won out of one
of the things I gotta go back tomy mom's house so I can find
this Bill Clinton.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, alright, so back to the movie.
Sid takes them back to hishouse and immediately gives the
three eyed alien to Scud.
Then Sid takes a doll away fromhis little sister, hannah, and
runs upstairs to operate on her.
Oh geez, no one's everattempted a double bypass brain
transplant before.
Why do they have all this stuffin this little kid's room?

(51:49):
Did the parents not know?
Did he like sneak?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
this stuff in.
I think he's just unhinged andI can't control him.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Like I like to think that they try to discipline Sid
but then, like he like hits himand they're just scared of him.
The dad's given up so long agoyes, the mom's cheating on the
mom stole away, andy's mom,andy's dad, dad, that's what I
like to think.
And then they got divorced.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Do we ever learn what happened to Andy's dad?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
No, I'm assuming he probably died.
So Woody and Buzz sit back back, look on in horror as Sid
replaces the doll's head withthe head of a toy.
He's burying Sid's head back.
Yeah, that's where the rocketlaunch is at.
And then so he does the.
That's where the the rocketlaunch is at, um, um.
And then so he does theswitcheroo with the heads and

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gleefully gives it back toHannah, who shrieks for her
mother and runs away.
Sid follows.
She's lying.
Whatever she says is not true.
It's like, dude, you have apterodactyl head on the dog and
you're the only one with thetools in the house.
I'm not a surgeon.
Yeah, it's like it's definitelyyou.
Son Woody tries to get out ofSid's room, but the door is
locked.
He's frightened by Sid'snightmarish mutant toys.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
God, I love these toys which.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Sid has butchered in Reconstruction.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
They're fucking awesome man.
If Sid was able, he's got to bean engineer.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, I think if Woody did not scare him, I think
he would have grown up,probably settled down a little
bit and probably would havebecome an engineer or like an
architect or something.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Yeah, definitely.
Or like an evil scientist.
That'd be a great fourth film.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Hell yeah, Jack in the Box, whose Jack has been
replaced by a green rubber hand,A sexy-ass fishing pole with
some long legs that go all theway down to the floor baby, Look
at those getaway sticks Goesdown to the floor, up to the rod
.
And there's more.
One of my favorites is like themuscle man that like kind of

(53:46):
jumps around and has the duckhead.
Yeah, that's one of myfavorites.
Sid's so creative, yeah it justneeds an outlet and then, like
buzz, thinks they're allcannibals.
Because they like, take some ofthe other dolls and drag them
underneath.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
They're cannibals, it's like they can't talk, so
you know they can't say no,we're not cannibals yeah, but
it's like it's beautiful whenthey he figures out that they're
just helping each other survive.
Yeah, it's just like.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
this is what they have to do In this Mad Max world
of toys.
They've seen so much horrorthat they can't speak anymore.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
No, they're traumatized forever.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
So meanwhile Andy's toys are searching for Buzz from
Andy's window.
I love it.
There's like a cat Buzz.
Is that you?
Because the bush rattles.
And it's like a cat Whiskersget out of here.
I love Rex, I love his voice.
They have to stop when the carpulls into the driveway.
Andy can't find Woody and manyof the toys think he ran away,

(54:45):
which they interpret as evidenceof his guilt.
But Bo Peep hopes he's OK.
And then next morning Cidinterrogates Woody about the
location of a rebel base.
When Woody remains silent, Ciduses a magnifying glass to
concentrate the sunlight on aspot between Woody's eyebrows,
Ouch, which starts to smoke.
Yeah, Just setting up.
A little bit later, though.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
That was me.
I had my, I got my magnifyingglass and I would just set
anything on fire and melt things.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Man, I've tried it.
I just I did not have thepatience as a child to sit there
.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Because you realize that the goal is ultimate
destruction of this thing andyou're like gotta see it.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, I gotta see what that looks like.
I wasn't as much of apyromaniac as you, I guess, but
yeah, so Woody is say.
When Sid is called away, buzzcompliments Woody for not
succumbing to torture.
My man, you didn't speak.
Woody notices that Sid has leftthe door open, but before he

(55:44):
and Buzz get out, the mutanttoys blocked away, buzz tries
his laser on them and it's likewhy is this not working?
It's like you are a toy, youidiot this is the real life,
yeah, and then what he takes andit's like, don't use that, use
your your credit shop action,just like press this button.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
It's like what the hell are you doing?
How is this happening?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
and they make it past the toys.
Uh, woody drops buzz as soon asthey reach the door and runs
down the stairs On the landing,though, he finds Scud.
He backs up, then Buzz grabshim and leads him down the hall,
past the head of the stairs man.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
could you imagine if Disney World had a ride that was
all about Sid's toys?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Dude oh man.
Halloween Horror Nights atDisney.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
That'd be incredible.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
That'd be great.
That'd be so terrifying.
Hey, if you can have all theselike movies on Hulu now that are
like raunchy and stuff or likebecause Hulu's over on Disney+,
if you can have all that stuffon there, why can't we get a
Horror Nights?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I know, I want to see , I want to know their story.
I want zombie toy story.
It's basically like Guardiansof the Galaxy 3.
Yeah, hell, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
God, I gotta rewatch this.
But while going past the headof the stairs, the ring on
Woody's pull string catches thestair railing and he says
involuntary Yeehaw, giddy up,partner, we got this wagon train
a-moving.
And the dog wakes up and comesto investigate.

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Buzz says split up and runsthrough an open door.
Woody pulls another door closedbehind him.
Buzz sees someone asleep in arecliner and notices that the
television is on A voice sayingcome in, buzz Lightyear, this is
Star Command.
At first Buzz thinks StarCommand is really trying to
reach him because he's an idiotand fiddles with the radio on
his suit.
But as the commercial explainshis features and adds a

(57:39):
disclaimer that Buzz is not aflying toy, buzz begins to
believe that he really is, asWoody keeps telling him only a
toy.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
He's like oh fuck, oh , I'm fucked yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
My life's ruined.
Yeah, my three days ofexistence is over.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
You think if he was like a feudal japanese toy, he
would have committed seppuku,but it just would have squeaked
yeah or just like pushed ininstead of actually going
through.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
He's's like God dang it, I'm not totally he puts his
laser up to his head.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah, he's like oh man.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Come on, let me go, let me die.
It's like man on fire.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Laser always tells the truth.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah, buzz now depressed, or Buzz, he's very
despondent.
Then he spots an open window inthe stairwell and tries to
prove himself wrong by flyingthrough it.
He bounces off the stairs andlands in the hall, losing an arm
in this process.
While Randy Newman sings, Iwill go sailing no more, goddamn
, oh, randy.

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But Hannah picks up Buzz andcarries him off to a room where
Woody finds him playing the partof Mrs Nesbitt at the tea party
.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
What a lovely hat, mrs Nesbitt, it goes quite well
with your head.
What a bright ray of sunshine.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Oh, mrs Nesbitt, so good.
I love Hannah.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
She's the one hope for this family.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
She's going to grow up and change this family.
It's going to be one of thosethings she has like a perfect
life and like, oh, like the momcomes over and like they have a
good relationship.
The dad comes, it gets a littlestressful, but it's okay.
And then the brother comes andhe's just ruins the holidays.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
He's out of he's out of.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
He just got out of prison.
He's got tattoos it's like histhird time going to rehab.
He's kind of all jittery, soyou don't know if that's just
like how he's acting becausehe's clean or if that's because
he's on something and it's justlike it's a problem.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Yeah damn we're getting into it on this 9-11
rehab oh god.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
So Woody imitates Hannah's mother's voice to lure
Hannah out.
Mother's voice to learn hangout of the room so he can rescue
buzz.
Buzz is is depressed, but whenhe wells that he can't even fly
out the window.
It gives Woody an idea.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
I just love how he's so.
He's so fucked up, drunk fromthe tea.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I think you've had enough of this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
What is this girl drinking?
I know right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Nothing.
They can't drink, jason he does.
He's doing this because hewants to do it.
So woody opens the window insid's room and calls over to
andy's room, where ham isbeating mr potato head at
battleship.
Most of the toys seem glad tosee him.
He tosses a string of christmaslights across and tells them to
tie them to something.
But Mr Potato Head says howabout we don't?

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
It's a good-ass throw , though it had to be like 50,
60 feet of Christmas lights?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Do they have muscles or is this the power of
imagination that makes it across?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I guess Satan yeah, mr.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Potato Head tries to convince the other toys that
they should leave Woody where heis.
Woody tells him Buzz is withhim, but Buzz won't come to the
window where the toys in anyrooms can see, though he does
throw his detached arm.
That was the funniest shit Canyou give me a hand, Throws him
the arm.
He's like ah, I see.
A real funny Buzz.
Even Woody's like, okay, thatwas a good one.

(01:01:15):
I'm not going to give you thesatisfaction, but that was a
good one.
So Woody uses the arm to makethe toys think Buzz is standing
next to him, but eventuallyslips up and they see that the
arm isn't attached to Buzz.
He's like oh my God, likethey're reacting in horror, like
it's an actual horror movie,like if someone's arm got ripped
off so great it's.
It's like guys, you can justput them back in.

(01:01:35):
Mr potato head, this should benothing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
I don't know, man, like if you ever had like gi
joes and like their little,their arms came loose and like
trying to get them reattachedwas a tough mission.
Yeah, that's true, like gettingthe rubber band to like go
exactly the way it's supposed togo.
You just kind of have to giveup at some point I don't really
know if I had gi joseph oh no,yeah, I totally did I totally.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I broke many of those .

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah, man, because they're just attached by a
rubber band and they come across.
They come out so easily whenyou're torturing them.
Yeah, who did not love it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
all right, I gotta get off that.
So they let go of the stringlights which falls to the ground
.
When Woody begs them to listen,they leave the window, except
for Slink who closes the blindand Woody cries because of
Slinky the dog Slink was his.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah, that was his road dog.
It's his boy, it's his numberone dog.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Down on the floor.
Sid's mutant toys havesurrounded Buzz.
When Woody tries to drive themoff, the baby-headed spider
comes at him and takes awayBuzz's arms.
Woody can't break through thegroup around Buzz.
The crowd of toys breaks up andreveals Buzz with his arm
reattached.
But they're cannibals, woodysays we saw them eat those other
toys Like no, you didn't.
Then he looks at Sid's toysagain and notices that Hannah's

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doll and the pterodactyl havetheir own heads back, realizing
he's misjudged him.
He's trying to apologize whenthey all disappear into the bed
and sid comes back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
God, it's so creepy how they all crawl around on
their little legs.
Yeah, it's so good.
And the guy the guy that's atthe upper half of his body
attached to the skateboard he'sjust dragging himself.
Oh Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
And then Sid the psychopath, sid comes in and
let's just be real.
His parents should be findingout what he's getting delivered
to his house, because now he hasa rocket.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
They work probably really hard.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I mean they, just don't have time.
They just don't have time.
His first thought is to use iton Woody, but Woody's hiding, so
he picks up Buzz instead.
I've always wanted to put aspaceman into orbit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
A rainstorm forces him to delay the rocket launch
until morning, though Next door.
I love how he maniacally setsan alarm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yeah, just staring at it.
Next door it's Andy's bedtimeand he's mourning the loss of
his two favorite toys.
His mom comes in and says she'slooked everywhere.
Andy's mom reassures him thatthey'll find Woody and Buzz
before they move out tomorrow.
He gives them his little Woodyhat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
No, it's like aw, I don't think Andy's mom really
gives a shit.
I don't think she does.
I think, if she knew that thesetoys had, she probably saw Sid
playing in the backyard.
Yeah, she's like we got to getthe fuck out of here, kid.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Yeah, dude, we're in the bad neighborhood.
So that night Woody convincesBud that even if he's not a
space ranger, life as Andy's toyis still worth living, Though
Woody himself despairs thathe'll never be Andy's favorite
toy again.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
So do you ever think that?
Because we find out in thesecond movie that Woody was made
in like the 30s, something likethat?
Yeah, do you think?
Does he not have any memorybefore?
Andy?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Well, I always thought, until Toy Story 3 came
out.
I always thought that untilthey're taking well, I guess Toy
Story 2, until they come out ofthe package Package that
they're taking, well, I guessToy Story 2.
Until they come out of thepackage Package, that they're
fine.
But then in Toy Story 2, theyhave the guy in the box yeah,
he's totally self-aware, yeah.
So I don't know, I guess maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
He just tries to block out all the atrocities.
Yeah, maybe they have likeshort.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
From the World War I and II.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Yeah, Maybe like every decade, their memory
resets.
You got to hit that littlebutton on the back with a pen
Nah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Maybe Woody got reset so Buzz regains his spirit in
time to see the moving truckpull up to Andy's house.
But before they can escape, sidwakes up and takes Buzz, still
strapped to the rocket, out intothe backyard.
He starts working on somethingominous with a big empty water
jug.
I don't know what his fuckingcontraption is.
Woody pleads with the mutanttoys to help him rescue Buzz and

(01:05:45):
they hesitantly join him.
He tells them they will have tobreak a few rules, which, when
you watch his kids, like whatrules?
And it's like oh yeah, theyhave rules.
They can't allow the humans tosee them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
They still abide by them yeah, even though they're
atrocities, it's built intotheir.
These, these toys remind me.
If you, you need to watchfuriosa, because I do there's
these, these little, thesepeople that live underground,
yeah, and like they come outevery once in a while and that's
what these feet, these toys,remind me of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
They're horrible they're horrifying and terrible.
Oh, it's so good.
It really is kind of like avery scary scene.
It's like they're all zombiescoming out to life um.
So woody outlines a plan andassigns tasks to each toy.
Ducky and legs go into theheating ducts to avoid scud, who
saw woody trying to follow sidand is still glowing outside of

(01:06:38):
the bedroom Growling outside ofthe bedroom Sorry, I
accidentally typed in glowing.
I was like what the hell Duckyand Legs get outside.
They ring the doorbell.
When he hears the doorbell,woody releases a wind-up frog
from Sid's room.
The frog scoots under Scud andzooms down the hall.
Scud gives chase and followsthe frog outside where hannah's
answering the door.

(01:06:58):
The frog goes out, ducky grabsit and they both uh, they're
both reeled up by legs who's,you know, part fishing pole,
which is awesome.
Before scud catches up, hannah,exasperated, shuts the door,
leaving scud outside.
Just kind of sucks.
Scud went back inside and thewhole third part of this movie
would have been much easier.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, they didn't have a dog chasing them yeah, I
feel like Scud is a nuisance tothe neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yeah, but you know he's like, honestly though, Scud
, if I had a dog and my toysstarted coming to life, I'd be
like, okay, keeping my dogs inhere, just in case these toys
decide to start dealing with thedude Sid, he'd be so paranoid,
all the time, just chewing theshit out of everything to make
sure it's dead.
So Woody and the group of toyscome downstairs, roll through

(01:07:43):
the kitchen, exit through thecat flap in the back door, Dog
doggy door.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Cat flap.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
That's awesome, it's because our cats use the doggy
door.
I like cat flap better, it'sway better.
So they land in the busheswhere they have a good view of
the launch site.
Sid himself is out of sight,rummaging around in the shed
looking for matches.
Ducky legs in the windup frogpop out of a downspout.
As Sid appears to start thecountdown, love that.
Buzz and his rocket are stillstanding on a dartboard on a

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milk crate.
Nearby is an orange-stripedtraffic horse with a rake
leaning on it and the emptywater jug propped underneath.
The jug is connected withvacuum cleaner hose to a red
funnel which is aimed at Buzz'sfeet.
So I'm assuming he's going tosuck up all the smoke and stuff.

(01:08:34):
I don't know.
Like he doesn't get caughtdoing this, I'm like oh, what
smoke?
What are you talking about?
and he goes in a jar jug, or ishe gonna like tie the water jug
to his sister and like tape itto her so she's like you know
dies from fumes.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I like it's gotta be something nefarious, it's gonna
be like the beginning of he'sjust making a gas chamber.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yeah, that was just the side project so I just I was
looking at the contraption, Iwas like what the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
is this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Why all this?
You're just shooting a rocket,you don't need all this.
So what?
He approaches bud, who's happyto see him, and asks for help
getting loose.
What he says everything's undercontrol and falls to the ground
in the manner of a toyexpecting a human on the scene.
Sure enough, sid comes out ofthe shed and then notices Woody.
He tosses Woody on the charcoalgrill and says you and I can

(01:09:27):
have a cookout later.
He puts a match in Woody'sholster Clever and fun and turns
back to his rocket launch wherehe lights another match and
starts counting down from 10.
While he's focused on this, toysare taking up positions all
around the yard.
But before Sid can light, buzzhis fuse, woody voice recording
start playing one after another.

(01:09:48):
Reach for the sky.
This town ain't big enough forthe two of us.
Some bones poison the waterhole.
So good.
Sid is distracted and comesover to pick up Woody off the
grill.
His string hasn't been pulled.
He says it's busted.
Who are you calling Busted?
Buster?
Says Woody.
That's right, I'm talking toyou, sid Phillips.

(01:10:10):
We don't like being blown up,sid.
Sid's like what the fuck.
Or blowing up Sid Sid's likewhat the fuck what?
The fuck or smashed or rippedapart.
A ragdoll climbs out of thesandbox and walks across the
yard saying Mama oh.
Mama.
A large toy pickup truckemerges from a pile of sand,
while a couple of partiallydismembered action figures rise

(01:10:31):
out of a puddle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Fuck, yeah, it's like Night of the Living Dead.
Yeah, out of a puddle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Fuck.
Yeah, it's like Night of theLiving Dead.
Yeah, they all advance on Sid,who backs away and jumps when
the three-eyed alien from PizzaPlanet pops out from under
Scud's red water bowl.
Sid backs towards theclothesline and the baby-headed
spider drops down on his head.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
He shrieks and shakes it off.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
But the toys have him surrounded.
Woody says you Take good careof your toys, because if you
don't, we'll find out.
Sid, we toys can see everythingHis head spins like an exorcist
, so play nice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
I feel like I want to see what happens to Sid after
this moment.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
It changed his life forever.
Think he got pimples.
Was the nervous kid in class.
No one talked to him.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
He just started collecting dolls like crazy and
treating them really nice reallydived into music.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
He really likes music .
It's the only thing thatdoesn't hurt him and he never
watched chucky or the puppetmaster or whatever.
So he screams, throws woody inthe air, runs into the house
where he tells hannah the toysare alive, she starts like
waving it into her face.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Nice toy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Nice toy and then, like, screams and runs up.
She chases him.
It's like hell.
Yeah, now you're going to betortured by Hannah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It's like the butterfly effect, whether they
change the brother, the likeasshole brother, every time.
Yeah, man, that movie's wild.
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
So outside Woody and other toys are celebrating.
We did it as Buzz thanks Woody.
They hear a honk from next doorand Andy Mom tells the kids to
say goodbye to their old house.
Woody and Buzz rush over andWoody climbs on the back of the
car.
Buzz, still burdened with hisrocket, can't get through the
fence.
He tells Woody to catch up, butWoody comes back because
they're friends.
They manage to get back to themoving van but Scud runs after

(01:12:21):
them and gets a hold of Woody'sleg.
Woody can't hold onto the truckand tells Buzz to take care of
Andy for him.
But then Buzz jumps on Scud'sface.
Woody's able to climb up in thetruck, gets the cargo door open
.
They get stopped at a stoplight.
Um, so we see the van open.
Right.
Yeah, like five boxes in there.
It's just giant u-haul.
There's like no beds oranything.

(01:12:42):
It's like they just, they'rejust gonna put this in the back
of your car.
I mean, just lay down yourthird row.
It's like that's just like thisis and andy's riding in the
front seat.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Yeah it, it's like.
What are we doing here?
So they only brought Andy'stoys?
Yeah, mom, she's like I'mleaving this, she's like Andy's
toys miscellaneous, and dishesthat's the kid, yeah, and he's
small.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
It's like I never want to see any of this stuff
again, not after my husbandcheated on me with a neighbor's
wife.
Maybe that is Sid's dad, thatmight be.
Maybe Andy and Sid they'rerelated.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
They're brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
God they look the same.
So Woody pulls out RC, theremote-controlled car, and sends
him to get Buzz, who's under aparked car where Scud can't
reach him.
The toys in the van think Woodyis murdering another toy and
trying to stop him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
He's back at it again .

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
He's going to kill us all.
They try to stop him and it's aproblem because Woody's
controlling the RC.
The angry toys pick up Woodyand Rocky the strong man spins
him around, which causes the RCto drive in circles around Scud.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
I love when they jump on him the car flies in the air
.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
I'm like that's not how this is working, just so.
Does rc have no autonomy at all?
That I don't know.
I think he doesn't like he does, because he moves in the movie
without anybody look like he.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
It seems like he can't move um, but I mean
obviously maybe he can, butsomeone's controlling him right,
but whenever they're torturedthey're on on the RC and they're
racing toward the van.
He's about to run into the tire, but Woody has to move it to
make him avoid total destruction.
True.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Maybe once the controller's turned on, he has
no control.
Sad Feel, bad for RC, thethings RC has been made to do.
And let's be real, that carlasted a month or two and then
it broke, because that's whatall RC cars ever did.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Man.
I had an RC car.
I had to charge it for eighthours to make it go for 30
minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I know it pissed me off.
We should get RC cars, let'sjust do it.
So they throw Woody against thebox.
Rc path straightens out.
Ham jumps on Woody.
Rc, with Buzz still aboard,approaches a busy intersection.
Rc scoots under a moving carbut five other cars crash into

(01:15:08):
each other to avoid Scud andwhich takes Scud out of the
picture.
On the truck Woody tries totell the toys that Buzz is out
there and they have to save him.
Mr Potato Head is like tossthat bitch overboard.
I am king here.
I roll with an iron fist.
I lead this and we kill whoeverI want.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Yeah, he's the only one with a mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
You got to listen to him, so they throw him out, but
he's still holding the RCcontroller.
Rc sweeps Woody off his feetand Woody turns RC up to turbo
so they can catch up to themoving truck.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
They're going like five miles an hour.
It's like the equivalent ofaction movies, where they shift
into the highest gear to go thefastest.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
It's like in Fast and the Furious when they hit the
NOS it turns into light speed.
I need to watch that firstmovie again.
We should do Fast and theFurious.
When they hit the NOS, it turnsinto light speed.
I need to watch that firstmovie again.
We should do Fast and theFurious soon.
Yeah, we should, after noCountry that would be fun.
So Lenny the binoculars noticesArcee and his passengers gaining
and alerts the other toys.
Bo Peep confirms that Buzz isthere.
Woody was telling the truth.

(01:16:11):
Um, and then how bad do theyall feel, all the toys.
What have we done?
Mainly rex, yeah.
Bo peep tells rocky to lowerthe truck's cargo ramp.
Slink stretches out and woody'sable to grab his paw just as
rc's batteries begin to losestrength.
No, in uh andy's car they'relistening to hakuna matata.
Molly can see rc in the sidemirror and but she can't talk.

(01:16:34):
So no one else notices.
Rc is swerving dangerously,slinks stretched past his limits
, loses his grip and RC coughsto a stop in the middle of the
road as the moving vandisappears in the distance.
Then Buzz remembers he stillhas got a rocket strapped to his
back and Woody remembers hestill has a match.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
So I guess RC's just gone forever now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I think he makes it back into the truck, right, yeah
, yeah think he makes it backinto the truck, right, yeah,
yeah, he makes it back to thetruck Because they're still
lying, because they carry it.
Yeah, you're right.
He strikes it and is about tolight Buzz's fuse when a wind of
a passing car puts it out.
But then Andy hands starts tosmoke because Buzz is all
depressed and he uses Buzz'shelmet to magnify the fuse

(01:17:14):
lighting the rocket.
See, thanks to Sid, yeah.
And then the rocket catchesfire and they're going really
fast.
As they go by, woody drops RCU,lands in the truck.
Buzz and Woody go straight upwith the rocket.
Buzz is like or Woody's likethis thing's going to explode.
Buzz is like nah, dog Opens hiswing and he starts to fly and
he's clutching Woody.
He says Buzz, you're flying,this isn't flying, this is

(01:17:35):
flying.
And Woody, saying to infinityand beyond Makes me feel so good
about myself.
They pass the truck again andfall through the minivan.
Sunroof, landing neatly in thebox next to Andy, finds him and
gleefully tells his mom they'rein the car the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
But the mom's not like what the fuck?
What are you talking about?
She's just oblivious.
She's just so hopped up onpainkillers.
She doesn't know what'shappening?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
around her at any time she's got like a bunch of
Xanax Taking a ride to Xanax.
So then we cut to Christmas Eveat the new house, andy, molly
and their mom are gatheredaround the Christmas tree.
The army men are hiding in thetree with the baby monitor.
The other toys are in Andy'sroom gathered around the speaker

(01:18:26):
.
Bo Peep pulls Woody under somemistletoe held by the sheep and
kisses him.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
They watch Woody's got a Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
They watch, they watch.
Andy's bed is still Andy's bed,still sports a Buzz Lightyear
bedspread, but one of thepillowcases in the comforter at
the foot of the bed are Westernstyle.
Fuck yeah, drawings of Woodyare again prominent on the
bulletin board.
There are two Buzz Lightyearposters and also a cowboy poster
.
Everything is right with theworld.

(01:18:54):
All the toys seem happy andrelaxed, instead of fretting
that Andy might get anotherdinosaur Rex hopes for a leaf
eater, so he can play thedominant predator.
The first report comes in.
Sarge says Molly's firstpresent is a Mrs Potato Head.
We're going to get a newattachment for Mr.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Potato Head.
All right, he says he's got ashave Yanks off his mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
It's so good.
Woody, covered in lipstick, andwoozy joins Buzz on Andy's bed.
They're still friends.
He's singing that song I justhad sex, yeah, and then Sarge is
giving reports, woody's askedBuzz if he's worried about if
he's worried and Buzz denies it,then says are you?

(01:19:41):
Woody says now Buzz, what couldAndy Lee possibly get?
That's worse than you.
Then they hear a barkdownstairs and Andy's joyous cry
of wow, a puppy.
And they exchange nervoussmiles and then credits roll
with you got a friend in me, yougot a friend in me, alright,

(01:20:03):
yeah, so we're gonna hit ourfirst categories the first
category is the good, the bad,the ugly, the fine.
That's where we discuss the goodof the film, something we like,
the bad, something we didn't.
The ugly, something that didn'tage well, to find something
that did what he got for thegood.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
The good was that um seeing this seeing toys come
alive was just awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
It's magic man yeah, it's fucking great, it's like
it's something just you justeven growing up, you just don't.
It kind of blows your mind,you're like fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
can you look your mind?
You're like fuck.
When you look at your toys,you're like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
It's very nostalgic, Could they?
Could they be?
It's like my toys are vape nowThey've all got bad fucking, hey
Jesse how about you come overhere and play with?

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
this toy.
Yeah, that's leaky After a fewmore years.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
It was four packpack and I have it.
But yeah, my good wasessentially the wonder of being
a kid again.
For sure, it's what this moviegives you and all the toy
stories give you, and it's greatand unlimited penis jokes with
a character named Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
That's true, that's true, it's the best thing that
ever happened.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Yeah, also named woody, that's true.
That's true, it's the best,best thing ever happened.
Yeah, also, I put uh the songsrandy newman guy goes hard in
this movie, I know, but like madtv ruined it for you it, damn
it will sasso, you did it againyes will say, but I thank him.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
I thank him for that, for opening my eyes so far.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
How hilarious his voice like him is randy Kenny,
it's Randy Newman and it's KennyRogers man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Yeah, I'm Kenny Rogers.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
He just downs a fifth of Jack, he starts beating
people up with a bat.
Oh, it's so good.
All right man, what do you gotfor the bad?

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
The bad.
I don't really have anythingfor the bad, you know, it's just
such a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
It's a fucking good movie yeah, I didn't have
anything either bad about.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
The only ugly thing I would say is that they kind of
it sucked for sid like in order.
The only way that they couldmake him like seem like a bad
kid was like he was just poor.
Yeah, you know like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Well, I don't think they were poor, though they had
a pretty big house.
He made it look poor.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
I know, but like they looked because, just because
everything was so unkempt intheir yard and like they were
just dirty, like the daughterwas like had dirt on her face.
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
For no reason.
You know what I mean.
Were they poor, yeah.
Like it seemed like they justit's a big house, though their
house is poor.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, that was that's what got to me.
It was like like the only thingthat made them bad was like
that.
They were like kind of poor anddirty.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Yeah, obviously it just kind of sucked Me and Jason
.
We did not grow in a wealthyhousehold, so Like, yeah, like
it makes us feel bad, it doesdude it, Like hey, we just had
fun the only way we could.
Yeah, and I think he's probablylike a weirdo at school and
nobody liked him.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Yeah, man, but yeah, I bet he got bullied.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Yeah, it sucks, or like the parents were like we're
not going to drive you to kids'places, or like they had the
daughter and like all theywanted was a daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Or like the mom wanted a daughter, the dad
wanted a son and then he gotthis.
He got this son and was like Igotta start drinking.
Yeah, dude, it sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
We should do Toy Story 5, the revenge of Sid, yes
that would be amazing, but hisrevenge is just being super good
and like happy and fun and notscary and weird.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
And we learn.
Like Sid is the one, sid'sfamily is the one that
discontinued the Woody dolls.
All right, so what do you gotfor the ugly, since I don't have
a bad either.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Well, that was my, that was my, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Mine was just kind of a little bit of the jankiness
for this new technology thatthey got OK Back in the day.
It looked great of course, butnow that you watch a Pixar film
now and it's like holy shit,this looks real star film now
and it's like holy shit, thislooks real.
Yeah, I almost threw my tv outthis morning when I watched toy
story.
What is this bullshit?
This looks like trash.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
So now my tv is trash all right, threw it in my
neighbor's yard so you couldblow it up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Here you go do what you will, all right.
What do you got for the fine?
Something that aged well, notrandy newman for me andy newman
did not age well, for I putpixar.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yeah, I think they've they're the kings yeah, they're
fucking awesome man, they comea long way.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
They perfected it.
The storytelling, the animation, they've just they got it down
definitely and like this beingtheir first movie yeah, it
fucking kills.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
They're obviously running come a long way, they
perfected it, the storytelling,the animation, they've just they
got it down pat, definitely,and, like this being their first
movie, it fucking kills.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
They're obviously running out of ideas, though I
feel like Never.
I feel like the last great onewas Coco, maybe.
Oh, was that Pixar?
Yeah, oh, cool, yeah I neverreally.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
I thought it was okay .
I was like, damn dude, this istoo much for me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Coco made me Jesus Christ.
The ending.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
I loved Coco.
I thought it was fucking sweet.
I cried.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
With all the skeletons and stuff.
I cried in, like all the Pixarmovies, except for Toy Story 1
and 2.
I did cry in the the third one.
That's rough.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Was the fourth one with Bo Peep, Like that was kind
of her story.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Yeah, it was a lot of Bo Peep stuff.
She was like Furiosa of ToyStory, it's like the
ventriloquist stuff and thatthing.
So yeah, All right, we're goingto hit our last category double
feature.
So we recommend a movie to goalong with this movie.
You know we're getting a littlewacky with ours, All right.
So I chose Small Soldiers baby,the live action version of this

(01:25:41):
movie.
I have three of the toys fromthis movie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
We have one of them.
We have the alien guy Like themain alien.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Yeah, the main alien.
Yeah, I had that one too.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
We've got them on our shelf.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
He always wrestled with the wrestlers I had.
I think I had the soldier badguy and I had like the one that.
I think that spins a lot.
I don't remember.
I'm watching the trailer.
Hell yeah, this movie fuckinglooks bad.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
I'm sure no it is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
It looks great.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
It's going to be a fun thing to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Directed by Joe Dante , though.
Oh wow.
So if you're a friend ofGremlins, you might be a fan of
this movie.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Yeah, that's right up his alley, adam Rifkin Hell
yeah.
My choice was Toys with RobinWilliams.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Toys.
What a wild movie.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
It is insane, but I thought it was really.
It's also very deep, yeah, butI thought it was really.
It's also very deep, yeah, andcrazy, and like I've never seen
it.
It's wild man, it's, it's atrip.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Yeah, it's like I don't even let me read the
description.
When Lieutenant General LelandZevo inherits a toy making
company and begins making wartoys, his employees band
together to stop him before heruins the name of Zevo Toys
Forever God, this movie lookscrazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
It is crazy, but it's got some amazing shots in it.
Yeah, I was looking at it.
The use of color is so cool.
Like him in the field.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Yeah, the field it's got Jamie Foxx, Robin Williams,
Michael Gambon, Joan Cusack,Robin Wright, LL Cool J.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
It's a good watch, jack.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Warden hell yeah, he's one of the old men in uh,
while You're Sleeping, love thatmovie.
Um, that's Toy Story, baby,hell yeah, ending strong right
there.
Oh, I hope you enjoyed theepisode and make sure to join us
next week as we will becovering Men in Black baby.

(01:27:35):
So join us next week as wecover that movie and in Black
baby.
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It's starting to get fun.
Hell, fucking.
Yeah, we had 75 downloads oneday, which is the most.
Someone obviously listened tous and thought, hey, that sounds

(01:28:20):
good, I'll download all oftheir episodes or maybe
something else, something else.
Or it's like ai downloading ourstuff.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
It's one of those torture chambers where they make
them listen to the same thingover and over.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
It's like clock.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Clockwork Orange Instead of holding eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Hell yeah, same page, same page, all right.
Hell yeah, this has been the weRecommend podcast.
I've been Jesse, I'm Jason andyou know just this podcast.
It's going to infinity andbeyond.
Play with your toys.

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