September 26, 2025 • 25 mins
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Ever wondered what happens when bad boys meet something truly terrifying? "Amateur Night," the opening segment of the cult horror anthology V/H/S, answers that question with blood-curdling efficiency.
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SPEAKER_01 (00:00):
Hello and welcome to a bonus episode of We Recommend
a Movie Podcast, where everyweek we recommend a movie for
you to watch and then come backhere and listen to us discuss.
I'm Jesse.
I'm Jason.
SPEAKER_00 (00:13):
I like you.
SPEAKER_01 (00:15):
I like you too.
Because this week we recommendVHS1 segment amateur nights.
Bum bum bum.
I man, I did that so much in thelast episode.
It was driving me crazy.
Like when the House of theDevil, because we're doing this
after House of the Devil.
(00:35):
But I did bum bum bum a lot, andit was very annoying that I kept
doing it.
SPEAKER_00 (00:41):
No, it's fine.
Jason.
You don't have to get me towatch movies to tell you I like
you, Jesus.
SPEAKER_01 (00:45):
Oh, thank you, bud.
Even if I had weird feet andturned into a succubus at the
end.
So this is our first episodewhere we're doing each week an
individual segment of VHS, theanthology series.
So, Jason, this week we're doingthe beginning of Tape 56, which
(01:06):
is the wraparound, which that'sthe segments that are between
each clip at the beginning andthen right after the next
segment.
I call it a wraparound.
I don't know what else you wouldcall it.
Sure.
Just a framing device, I guess.
You know, a reason they put VHSsand watch them in there.
SPEAKER_00 (01:20):
Yeah, I know why.
I figured it out.
Why?
They try and they're like, weneed our copy of Ferngully that
we recorded off of television.
That's what they're looking for.
Okay.
They didn't find it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:32):
Spoiler alert.
What do you think the tape theywere looking for is?
I mean, it's obviously, well,there is no tape.
It was just this old man, Iguess, trying to come and snatch
up these these boys, these badboys.
Snatch them.
They should have called this VHSthe bad boys.
For life.
Because it's just a bunch ofshitty boys getting what they
(01:54):
have coming to them.
Except in some, like up andcomings.
The one where the girl Emily isgetting things ripped out of
her.
That guy kind of doesn't getwhat he kind of just keeps.
He's coming to him.
And then the guys at the end, itseemed like they were alright.
They're, you know, probablylittle douche college kids, but
you know, they didn't doanything bad to any but women.
(02:17):
They actually tried to help thewoman.
Yeah.
It was like, oh, cool.
I didn't know men could do thatin this.
SPEAKER_00 (02:22):
And it answered the long, the age-old question of
sword or no sword.
Yeah.
Fun fact, real ass sword.
I've got this revolutionarysword I brought up.
Yeah, let me hit people with it.
Cut her ropes with it.
Yeah.
Like, thank God you brought thatnot plastic sword for costume.
(02:43):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (02:45):
So the we'll discuss a little bit about Tate 56.
Um, this is directed by thewraparound the framing segment.
That's uh it's directed by AdamWingard, who he did the
Godzilla, the new Godzillamovies, the Kong and then X Kong
or whatever you call them.
He also did uh You're next,which is really good.
I love that's a good horrormovie.
(03:06):
It's just kind of people in thewoods in a house, and it's like
a survivalist thing.
It's really great.
And the guests, which is myfavorite Adam Wingard thing.
And he also did the remake of umThe Blair Witch, which I like.
There was a remake?
Yeah.
It was like 17, 18, I'm notcan't remember as well.
(03:27):
Smash the box off.
Yeah, it had a little uh it didnot.
It had a lot of good ideas.
It's you know, it's just I mean,how much more can you do with
Blair Witch, right?
You know?
Um, too many jump scares.
Like, people don't act likethis.
Um but yeah, and it was uhwritten by Simon Bear, who does
a lot of stuff with Adam WhiteFingered.
(03:48):
Um yeah, so in all these VHSmovies, the like framing
segment, they kind of suck.
I mean, they're just there, andit's just like, can we just come
on?
Like, there's only really onescare in this whole like I think
they serve their purpose.
Yeah, I mean, it gets you there.
Sometimes this one, like theintro, it's like, let's just go.
I don't, I'm tired of theseboys.
I hate it.
SPEAKER_00 (04:08):
It's very um clockwork orangey.
SPEAKER_01 (04:10):
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my gosh, I had that in mynotes.
It's like this is like modernday clockwork orange.
SPEAKER_00 (04:16):
Yeah, except no one gets beaten to death with a
penis sculpture.
SPEAKER_01 (04:19):
Yeah, that's true.
Um, but uh fun fact the brickhouse the three guys break into,
uh, where the VH tapes arelocated is the same house from
the Marble Hornets, the YouTubeuh series.
I don't know if you heard of it.
No, it was a f found footage webseries on YouTube that
popularized Slender Man.
(04:40):
Just the same house as that.
I remember I watched those andthey're really creepy, you know,
like in high school, just inyour house on your laptop, just
like is this real?
But it was really fun.
Um and yeah, that's pretty muchall I got about Tate 56.
I mean, just some boys that arejust walking to place.
Some bad boys.
Um, but let's get to the maincourse, right?
(05:01):
I fucking love this segment.
Amateur night.
So good.
This was uh directed by DavidBruckner, uh also written by
David Bruckner and written byNicholas Tikovsky.
Um, David Bruckner did theritual.
Yeah, nice um Nighthouse in themost recent Hellraiser.
Oh shit.
You know what's fun?
(05:21):
They actually made this segmentinto its own movie called Siren.
I haven't seen it.
It's got the same girl playingthe uh The succubus?
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
She looks crazy.
She has a crazy face and it'sgreat.
She's like a walking red flag.
Yeah, it's just like, hey, stop.
It's like if someone whispers tome like that, I'm like, I'm
(05:42):
good.
No, we're in a bar.
Why are you going, Hey, I likeyou.
I really like you.
It's like, no, I'm good.
Did you go to college?
Yeah.
Um, but ultimately, did you likethis segment?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
It's like, because you wantthese boys to die, man.
Yeah.
You want them to get what theyhave coming to them.
(06:02):
They're just trying to film apornography, right?
Yeah, without the women's thewomen's knowledge.
It seems to be a very popularthing in this movie, especially
at the very beginning with thetape 56 thing where you have
like it cuts the every time theycut the tape, it cuts the guy
trying to film him having sexwith a girl without her knowing.
And then you got this, and it'slike, boys, stop being bad boys.
SPEAKER_00 (06:26):
Are they roofy on these girls?
Because that one girl totallypassed out.
SPEAKER_01 (06:29):
Yeah, she passed out.
Well, they're doing cocaine intheir car.
Does cocaine usually make youpass out?
I don't know.
I well, I think they're just sodrunk and so much drugs that
eventually it's just like oh.
Um what'd you think of thecreature?
Uh, the succubus?
Yeah.
She was badass.
She was the best part.
Whenever it has like the littlething on her forehead and where
(06:51):
it kind of opens up, I was like,ew, is that where she has sex?
SPEAKER_00 (06:56):
Yeah, she was really good at seduction.
And then she ripped off thatguy's junk.
SPEAKER_01 (07:00):
Yeah, that was good.
Yes.
A guy deserved it.
Um, I really like the I reallylike the setup of this one with
the glasses.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, did you think thatwas a good like kind of device
to use to film?
SPEAKER_00 (07:13):
Yeah, much better than having to carry around a
big camera.
Camera, which is something thatwill happen the rest of the
movie.
Yes.
If only we all had cameras tocarry around all the time.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (07:23):
Um, but I I love and I like how like kind of bad it
looks because you know, thoseglasses don't have like the best
cameras in them, I'm assuming.
SPEAKER_00 (07:30):
I feel like a lot of films like this are made this
way.
Yeah, they're glasses, cameras.
SPEAKER_01 (07:35):
Yeah.
Um yeah, and I thought the uhthe girls are like a perfect
blend of like looking creepy,but like almost being kind of
attractive at the same time,where it's like, you seem like
you might kill me, but I don'tknow, I might take that chance.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take that chance.
I'm a drunk boy.
(07:56):
Um, and I love the twist thatbecause you don't really know
what it's gonna be throughoutthe whole movie.
Yeah, you think maybe she's avampire, and then like
especially like when she startsgetting her powers, and then
next thing you know, she's likefine.
Yeah, it's like hell yeah, let'sgo, baby.
Let's fucking go.
Um it's very surreal.
Yeah.
All right.
I guess we'll just go ahead andwe're gonna try to keep these
(08:16):
episodes short.
So, you know, it's just supposedto be a little bonus episode on
the Fridays that we do it.
Um, so I guess we'll just goahead and get to the plot.
Uh yeah.
We're not really gonna do likeuh the point or anything or like
the good, the bad, the ugly.
We're just it's just us justchilling out talking about these
little segments.
Fuck yeah.
All right, let's hop into it.
Tape 56 intro.
(08:37):
So uh each individual tape isframed by a story ta called uh
tape 56 that follows a team ofmass criminals that are sent by
an unknown person to retrieve aVHS VHS tape from a singly empty
house.
Turns out I might have a hardtime saying VHS.
SPEAKER_00 (08:52):
What does VHS stand for?
Uh video home system.
I don't know.
No, no, no, not no, I mean it'sisn't it something horror
society?
Uh oh.
Let me see.
I couldn't remember what the Vstood for.
Maybe it's video.
SPEAKER_01 (09:07):
I don't know, it just says video horror system.
SPEAKER_02 (09:10):
It doesn't say anything either.
SPEAKER_01 (09:14):
Yeah, it doesn't say for anything.
Um also there's like I thinkthere's like seven of these
movies now, and they have a newone coming out uh in like four
or five days, and I'm soexcited.
That one's called VHS Halloween.
Well, so the movie starts byshowing a crew breaking into
dilapidated buildings anddestroying them and sexually
harassing a young woman whileholding back her boyfriend.
Yeah, that's it.
Boy, uh putsy talk about a movieputting a bad taste in your
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mouth immediately.
Because I remember the firsttime I watched it, I was like,
what the fuck am I watching?
Like, just because it's like,are all these gonna be like
this?
And then when it starts to thenext segment, I was like, are
all these gonna be like this?
Yes.
SPEAKER_00 (09:51):
They're the baddest boys.
Mostly they're all gonna be likethis.
Yeah, they all almost all ofthem use nudity.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
It's like a vulnerable thing.
SPEAKER_01 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, they do.
SPEAKER_00 (10:01):
It's uh kind of scary.
SPEAKER_01 (10:03):
Yeah.
Um, and so yeah, they go,they're kind of looking for
girls to like essentially justlike lift up their shirt to get
like$50 and things like that.
It's kind of it's almost likethose girls gone wild.
Yeah, kind of stuff like that,you know, the really scummy
stuff.
Like, you know, we used to justlike, hey, it's 3 a.m.
Do you want to see how shitty ofa world this is?
(10:24):
Look, we got these girls drunkon and uh we filmed them.
Here's like a 30-minute showjust showing you elements,
because you know, like a girl'sgone wild, like those, yeah.
It's all filmed in Panama City.
Once it hit like 3 a.m.
on Comedy Central, you'd see allof it.
And it's like one after theother.
Yeah, and it's just like, ohwait, no wonder guys suck.
(10:44):
This is what we thought was coolwhen we were staying up late.
I'm like, oh yay.
SPEAKER_00 (10:49):
They even made a video game.
SPEAKER_01 (10:51):
Yeah.
It was awful.
Um then we uh we cut to one ofthe guys secretly filming a girl
while they were having sex.
This is kind of like his tapewas being used in that camera,
so every time it shuts off, itlike cuts to them, like that
little section.
SPEAKER_00 (11:04):
Oh, yeah.
I was wondering if I I'm like,why is that happening?
Yeah.
I don't think cameras work likethat, but no, yeah, you can tape
over things and then whateverwas playing on it.
SPEAKER_01 (11:15):
Yeah, it's just like unless you fast forward a little
bit, like it'd still justconstantly keep taping over it.
But yeah, it's like showinglittle clips.
It's just like a device I use inall these VHS ones.
They kind of do it in uhCloverfield too.
Oh yeah.
Um, so then they hop uh we learnthat they get$50 every time they
show girls' booze for a realityshow thing.
They hop in a car and we learnthey can make some money
(11:37):
retrieving a VHS tape.
Then we see the girl beingsecretly filmed, find the
camera, and it's like, yeah,fuck off, dude.
Uh the group is breaking into ahouse.
We hear them talking about anold man that lives there.
They rock around the house, andthen two guys get spooked when
they walk into a room with abunch of old TV showing static
and old man dead in the room.
Get out.
SPEAKER_00 (11:57):
Don't do it.
No, you gotta get the tape.
Why are you saying?
SPEAKER_01 (12:00):
You guys are dumb.
Dead guy.
Whoever killed that guy mightstill be there.
I don't know.
Or the old man is sleeping.
Yeah.
It didn't really look that dead.
Yeah, he looked pretty like ifhe died, he just died.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, as the team searches for thetape, one member stays behind to
view a tape that was already inthe VSR VCR of the old man.
Um, Adam Winger sets up a camerato face him and the old men.
(12:25):
Man, cut to the first segment.
Yeah, so that was the directorof this uh that was watching the
first tape.
SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
Oh, cool.
Yeah, yeah, that's neat.
Yeah, um watch it.
You're so curious.
You're so curious.
You will watch a tape with adead guy.
Yep, right.
SPEAKER_01 (12:42):
Hey, whatever they can do to get some money, I
guess.
I guess they're really hard up.
SPEAKER_00 (12:47):
$50,000.
They spend all their time justbreaking windows.
I could see this.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (12:52):
So now we are on to the first segment.
The main course of this episode.
SPEAKER_00 (12:58):
Amateur night.
SPEAKER_01 (13:00):
So, oh, um, and a little bit of facts about
amateur night.
The demonic woman Lily is basedon the female demon Lilith from
ancient mythology.
Lily seems to have a talon-likefeet and is briefly seen as a
winged humanoid.
Lily resembles the female wingeddemon or goddess depicted in
Bernary Relief, an 18th centuryBC painting.
Uh the this relief uh has longbeen suspected to be an early
(13:23):
depiction of Lilith.
So essentially a suck.
And I was thought it was reallycool.
They've got something from uhmythol ancient mythology, and
it's funny because Natalieyesterday, after I did my notes,
she came home from lunch and shewas talking about how they named
one of uh someone that she aclient of hers at the animal
hospital named their cat Lilithbased on an ancient creature.
(13:46):
And I was like, the fuckingsuccubus?
She's like, what?
And she's like, Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (13:51):
And I was like, Whoa, I think, yeah, I think she
was supposed to be like acounterpart to Satan or
something.
SPEAKER_01 (13:56):
Yeah, it's just like succubus, you know.
They they get men and uh havesex with them till they die, I
guess.
SPEAKER_00 (14:00):
Yeah, and then they steal your life force, yeah.
And rip off your junk.
Ouch, jeez.
I thought that's where you weregoing with the Natalie story.
I don't know if it would havefelt bad for you first.
Still connected.
SPEAKER_01 (14:12):
Oh, good.
Still connected.
Never make your woman angry.
They might do it.
You never know.
All right, so amateur night.
The short follow Shane, Patrick,and Clint, three friends who
have rented a hotel room withthe intent to have fun and bring
women back for sex.
Hell yeah.
There's only two beds and onecouch, so it's weird.
SPEAKER_00 (14:31):
They're trying to make a perna.
SPEAKER_01 (14:33):
Yeah, a perna.
Clint wears a pair of glasseswith a hidden webcam inside them
to record the encounter.
Clint is obviously uncomfortablein not wanting to film a porno,
but they start getting himdrunk.
Yeah.
That seems to be all everybodyin this movie.
Hey, just start drinking,everything will be okay.
So the three go to a local barand chat up some girls.
Shane seems to be able to findsome girls to talk to them and
(14:55):
start drinking together.
Clint films a girl that is veryquiet to the point that he can
barely hear her, but we finallyhear her say, I like you.
Aw.
He's like, I like you too.
I like you too.
You sound so much like SylvesterSallone, it's crazy.
Um, but yeah, I know I lovethis.
Whenever they go in the bar,she's like constantly in there
(15:16):
and she's constantly in frame,but she just kind of and you
always see her staring at Clint.
And it's it's fun.
SPEAKER_02 (15:22):
It's fun.
SPEAKER_01 (15:24):
Ow! You have to make it obvious to the boys.
Yeah.
Yeah, because even like if I wasthat young still back then, I'd
be like, I don't know, she'sstaring at me, but she probably
doesn't like me.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how I was like in highschool.
I'm like, I don't know if thisgirl likes me.
And it's just like, well, doesshe constantly talk to you, text
(15:45):
you every day, and likeconstantly finding ways to hang
out with you?
I'm like, yeah, I think shemight like you.
I don't know.
I it's too, it's too risky totake the chance.
It's like, you know, even likegoing to propose to my wife, I
was so nervous.
And I'm like, that's okaythough.
It's like she's gonna say yes.
Like, why am I so nervous?
It took me like an hour tofinally do it.
(16:07):
But anyways, so they get kickedget kicked out of a bar for
being too drunk.
Um, Shane persuades two girls,Lily, the quiet girl, and Lisa,
just some one of the girls thathe was randomly talking to, to
return with them to the hotelroom.
On the car ride home, they dococaine.
SPEAKER_00 (16:22):
I wonder if they give him some crazy good pickup
lines.
SPEAKER_01 (16:26):
Yeah, they're like, hey, girl, you ever want to have
sex with a guy with glasses on?
SPEAKER_00 (16:31):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (16:32):
It works every time.
SPEAKER_00 (16:33):
Yeah, sure.
How much does the polar bearweigh?
Hey, how uh how much?
Enough to break the ice.
Ooh, see ya.
You look like are you fromTennessee?
Because you're the only tid Isee.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
Can we just do this throw us on the car?
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh we'll do that for uhValentine's Day.
Let's do a pickup line episode.
All right.
Um, so they get back to theroom.
Clint looks at himself in themirror, nervous and trying to
pump himself up.
He comes out, and Shane and Lisaare talking and flirting on the
on one bed while Lily waits onthe other.
(17:09):
She's just staring him down,Clint, the whole time.
Patrick is just laughing on thecouch fucked up.
It's like, because Lisa and umShane, they're you know, they're
kind of like making out on thebed, and then Clint goes over to
his bed, and you just see uhPatrick on the couch, like I'm
just sitting on the couch.
Just like this is happening, andI'm sitting right here.
(17:31):
It's like, yeah, what's the planif there's three girls like,
hey, we gotta do the couch?
And be like, no, Clint's.
It's up to you guys.
Like it's the couch.
SPEAKER_00 (17:39):
More for you.
SPEAKER_01 (17:41):
So um Clint talks to Lily, she keeps whispering and
hisses, and then eventuallyhisses at Patrick when he comes
up.
SPEAKER_00 (17:46):
He's like, Bad kitty.
SPEAKER_01 (17:49):
Uh Shane becomes angry when Lisa passes out
before he can have sex with her.
He then turns to Lily, who hestarts trying to kiss and have
sex with.
Clint reluctantly films them.
They take off her dress dressand she has crazy feet.
Yeah.
Uh webbed and claws.
And uh it's just because likehe's like, Clint, come here, and
like starts getting really closeto them.
(18:11):
And it's like, you just want tohave sex when these guys stand
here next to you.
It's so fucking weird, man.
They're best bros.
Bad boys, dude.
Bad boys, best bros, bad boys.
Um, then uh Shane gets on top ofLily.
Uh Lily takes control and startsto take off Clint's clothes
while on top of Shane.
Ooh, it's like I'm describing aporno now.
(18:31):
You kind of are.
This is fun.
I'm gonna put some music.
Boom.
Clint gets stressed and runs tothe bathroom.
He talks himself into it though.
Because at first he's like, Ican't do this.
Then he's like, you know what?
I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking doit.
And you're like, you just killedyourself, mate.
SPEAKER_00 (18:47):
He does some self-affirmation.
SPEAKER_01 (18:48):
You were almost a good guy, but now you're a
shitty boy.
So see you later.
And then uh suddenly Patrickruns in because uh she bit his
hand because he tried to join.
Yeah, it's over, and he'scompletely naked.
There is male nudity in this.
So it's not just all girlnudity.
(19:09):
So they go out to confront herand she turns into like a
vampire thing.
Yeah they run back to thebathroom like holy shit, what
the fuck?
And then the two men we're stillgonna do it, right?
Yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah.
So after she kills him, I'm sureshe'll be DTS.
So the two men they peek out ofthe bathroom and see Lily start
to devour Shane alive.
She like puts her foot on hismouth like and then like hops
(19:33):
out of the bed.
It's so cool.
It's so good.
This is where you're like, let'srock and go.
Um, the true two try to escape.
Uh, Patrick armed with a showerrod, but are stopped by Lily who
kills and eats and sucksPatrick's blood.
Um, I love when they come outand she has it.
She's got this weird little posewhere her hands are over and
(19:54):
it's like, I don't know.
And like she's kind of fully inshadow at that point.
And it's like, all right, we gota filmmaker here making this
movie.
And it's like he might be thebest filmmaker in this.
SPEAKER_00 (20:04):
Maybe she's trying to seduce the next boys.
It's like, next.
You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01 (20:09):
I'll be the show next.
SPEAKER_00 (20:10):
No, no, I haven't seen that.
Oh, it was this old like datingshow thing.
Don't worry about this dead guy.
SPEAKER_01 (20:18):
Like, come on.
Like, come in.
Don't you like it?
Ooh, you can see my armpits.
Hey, that's sexy.
Uh but yeah, so um, yeah, R.I.P.
Patrick, he getting Eaton.
Uh Clint, who is like hidingbehind the bed, keeps like
peeking over with his glassesand just like sucking all the
blood out.
And then like she's done.
Then she starts like throwing itup on him, and it's like, fuck
(20:41):
yeah.
Oh my god.
It's great.
This might be my only chance.
Yeah.
So this like, yeah, and then shelooks at Clint and Clint's like,
I'm out of here.
And he's like runningdownstairs, and of course, silly
little Clint trips, falls, andbreaks his wrist.
And then another great partbecause you know, he's kind of
he looks, he kind of hears anoise at the top of the
(21:03):
stairwell.
He looks over, but then he looksat his hand, then he turns back
at the top of the stairwell andshe's just like hunched over,
like, I like you.
SPEAKER_00 (21:10):
Oh, I like you.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna staywith her.
SPEAKER_01 (21:13):
And then he's like, Oh shit, oh shit.
And then like he kind of turnsaway and then turns back, and
he's like, she's right in hisface, got a split down her
forehead.
Yeah, and it's like HarryPotter.
Hey, this is cool.
Right?
It's just fucking rat.
It's so good.
Um, and then yeah, he's likesuper scared, and uh, but she
(21:34):
doesn't attack him instead,repeating that she likes him and
then goes down on him.
I'm not sure if she's using herforehead or her mouth, not sure.
Um, when he does not get hardthough, Lily hides in a corner
and cries while Clint escapes.
SPEAKER_00 (21:46):
How could he do that to her?
SPEAKER_01 (21:48):
I know, dude.
Like dang.
I mean, she was like, what, aneight or nine without the split?
I mean, only take a couplepoints, like maybe a six out of
ten with the split in theirforehead.
So inconsiderate, making girlscry.
Right.
Ugh, bad boys, dude.
Bad boys meant a bad or woman.
So he tends to escape.
Uh, he asks for help fromstrangers, like the people in
(22:10):
the hotel, and they're like, uh,we see this too much.
You gotta get going.
And then runs to some guysaround a truck, and then next
thing you know, he's stopped byLily and like taken up in the
air, and then we see her above.
He's got the talons in like hischest.
We see her flying, she's like,Got him.
And then uh, next thing youknow, the it's impossible to see
(22:31):
what's going on on the screen,and the glasses fall to the
ground.
Oh no.
DN.
I just gotta get new glasses.
I know.
That's why he's like, Do youhave glasses in hell?
I hope he had them in shirt.
It's like, do you actually takeme to hell, or is it just like
you're gonna take me to thebeach and just have sex with me?
Yeah, she's gonna go eat it.
Yeah, and then like baby, babybird some uh children's.
SPEAKER_00 (22:52):
Fucking hey.
Like little harpies.
It's got tiny little foreheads,holes.
SPEAKER_01 (22:58):
Yeah, that is amateur night.
Um, it was awesome.
Pretty good, right?
It was really, really good.
It's uh we're not gonna at theon the very last uh bonus
episode, we're gonna rank all ofthem.
So we're not gonna say where wethink this is in our rankings
yet.
But so you gotta watch listen toall the bonuses to get that.
But yeah, man, uh it's kind of abanger of a little short.
(23:19):
It's a really good idea.
Um, all the effects look great.
Uh the little, you know, theforehead thing on our face, it's
obviously fake and you can tellit's CGI, but fine with me.
I thought it was good.
Yeah, it was it's just reallyfun.
Like it's really short, yeah.
Exciting.
Did you feel like it was?
Um, did it give you that feelingof like shit, I'm kind of a
(23:41):
voyeur in this situation?
Yeah, definitely.
Because I think it's since theseare all found footage segments,
I feel like I should ask thatand all that because uh you know
that's kind of the point offound footage.
You have to feel like you'relike intruding in these people's
lives by seeing this, which Ithink the next um store segment,
which we'll do next week, isactually really good at that.
(24:01):
Um But yeah, that's ourdiscussion on uh amateur night.
I hope you I hope you enjoyedthese bonus segments.
Uh, this is literally all it'sgonna be.
Um, so I hope you like it.
Just listen to us kind of goofaround.
We're doing all these in onesitting.
We seem to have a lot of energyand we're in good mood.
So each one should be a banger.
Um yeah, so make sure you joinus next Friday where we'll have
another bonus episode and we'llbe covering the continuation of
(24:24):
Tate 56 and the segment secondhoneymoon.
So yeah.
Uh like, review, subscribe,follow.
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(24:45):
This has been a bonus episode ofWe Recommend.
I'm Jesse.
I'm Jason.
And we like you.
Like you a lot.
Hi.
Hello and welcome to a bonus episode of We Recommend
a Movie Podcast, where everyweek we recommend a movie for
you to watch and then come backhere and listen to us discuss.
I'm Jesse.
I'm Jason.
SPEAKER_00 (00:13):
I like you.
SPEAKER_01 (00:15):
I like you too.
Because this week we recommendVHS1 segment amateur nights.
Bum bum bum.
I man, I did that so much in thelast episode.
It was driving me crazy.
Like when the House of theDevil, because we're doing this
after House of the Devil.
(00:35):
But I did bum bum bum a lot, andit was very annoying that I kept
doing it.
SPEAKER_00 (00:41):
No, it's fine.
Jason.
You don't have to get me towatch movies to tell you I like
you, Jesus.
SPEAKER_01 (00:45):
Oh, thank you, bud.
Even if I had weird feet andturned into a succubus at the
end.
So this is our first episodewhere we're doing each week an
individual segment of VHS, theanthology series.
So, Jason, this week we're doingthe beginning of Tape 56, which
(01:06):
is the wraparound, which that'sthe segments that are between
each clip at the beginning andthen right after the next
segment.
I call it a wraparound.
I don't know what else you wouldcall it.
Sure.
Just a framing device, I guess.
You know, a reason they put VHSsand watch them in there.
SPEAKER_00 (01:20):
Yeah, I know why.
I figured it out.
Why?
They try and they're like, weneed our copy of Ferngully that
we recorded off of television.
That's what they're looking for.
Okay.
They didn't find it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:32):
Spoiler alert.
What do you think the tape theywere looking for is?
I mean, it's obviously, well,there is no tape.
It was just this old man, Iguess, trying to come and snatch
up these these boys, these badboys.
Snatch them.
They should have called this VHSthe bad boys.
For life.
Because it's just a bunch ofshitty boys getting what they
(01:54):
have coming to them.
Except in some, like up andcomings.
The one where the girl Emily isgetting things ripped out of
her.
That guy kind of doesn't getwhat he kind of just keeps.
He's coming to him.
And then the guys at the end, itseemed like they were alright.
They're, you know, probablylittle douche college kids, but
you know, they didn't doanything bad to any but women.
(02:17):
They actually tried to help thewoman.
Yeah.
It was like, oh, cool.
I didn't know men could do thatin this.
SPEAKER_00 (02:22):
And it answered the long, the age-old question of
sword or no sword.
Yeah.
Fun fact, real ass sword.
I've got this revolutionarysword I brought up.
Yeah, let me hit people with it.
Cut her ropes with it.
Yeah.
Like, thank God you brought thatnot plastic sword for costume.
(02:43):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (02:45):
So the we'll discuss a little bit about Tate 56.
Um, this is directed by thewraparound the framing segment.
That's uh it's directed by AdamWingard, who he did the
Godzilla, the new Godzillamovies, the Kong and then X Kong
or whatever you call them.
He also did uh You're next,which is really good.
I love that's a good horrormovie.
(03:06):
It's just kind of people in thewoods in a house, and it's like
a survivalist thing.
It's really great.
And the guests, which is myfavorite Adam Wingard thing.
And he also did the remake of umThe Blair Witch, which I like.
There was a remake?
Yeah.
It was like 17, 18, I'm notcan't remember as well.
(03:27):
Smash the box off.
Yeah, it had a little uh it didnot.
It had a lot of good ideas.
It's you know, it's just I mean,how much more can you do with
Blair Witch, right?
You know?
Um, too many jump scares.
Like, people don't act likethis.
Um but yeah, and it was uhwritten by Simon Bear, who does
a lot of stuff with Adam WhiteFingered.
(03:48):
Um yeah, so in all these VHSmovies, the like framing
segment, they kind of suck.
I mean, they're just there, andit's just like, can we just come
on?
Like, there's only really onescare in this whole like I think
they serve their purpose.
Yeah, I mean, it gets you there.
Sometimes this one, like theintro, it's like, let's just go.
I don't, I'm tired of theseboys.
I hate it.
SPEAKER_00 (04:08):
It's very um clockwork orangey.
SPEAKER_01 (04:10):
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my gosh, I had that in mynotes.
It's like this is like modernday clockwork orange.
SPEAKER_00 (04:16):
Yeah, except no one gets beaten to death with a
penis sculpture.
SPEAKER_01 (04:19):
Yeah, that's true.
Um, but uh fun fact the brickhouse the three guys break into,
uh, where the VH tapes arelocated is the same house from
the Marble Hornets, the YouTubeuh series.
I don't know if you heard of it.
No, it was a f found footage webseries on YouTube that
popularized Slender Man.
(04:40):
Just the same house as that.
I remember I watched those andthey're really creepy, you know,
like in high school, just inyour house on your laptop, just
like is this real?
But it was really fun.
Um and yeah, that's pretty muchall I got about Tate 56.
I mean, just some boys that arejust walking to place.
Some bad boys.
Um, but let's get to the maincourse, right?
(05:01):
I fucking love this segment.
Amateur night.
So good.
This was uh directed by DavidBruckner, uh also written by
David Bruckner and written byNicholas Tikovsky.
Um, David Bruckner did theritual.
Yeah, nice um Nighthouse in themost recent Hellraiser.
Oh shit.
You know what's fun?
(05:21):
They actually made this segmentinto its own movie called Siren.
I haven't seen it.
It's got the same girl playingthe uh The succubus?
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
She looks crazy.
She has a crazy face and it'sgreat.
She's like a walking red flag.
Yeah, it's just like, hey, stop.
It's like if someone whispers tome like that, I'm like, I'm
(05:42):
good.
No, we're in a bar.
Why are you going, Hey, I likeyou.
I really like you.
It's like, no, I'm good.
Did you go to college?
Yeah.
Um, but ultimately, did you likethis segment?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
It's like, because you wantthese boys to die, man.
Yeah.
You want them to get what theyhave coming to them.
(06:02):
They're just trying to film apornography, right?
Yeah, without the women's thewomen's knowledge.
It seems to be a very popularthing in this movie, especially
at the very beginning with thetape 56 thing where you have
like it cuts the every time theycut the tape, it cuts the guy
trying to film him having sexwith a girl without her knowing.
And then you got this, and it'slike, boys, stop being bad boys.
SPEAKER_00 (06:26):
Are they roofy on these girls?
Because that one girl totallypassed out.
SPEAKER_01 (06:29):
Yeah, she passed out.
Well, they're doing cocaine intheir car.
Does cocaine usually make youpass out?
I don't know.
I well, I think they're just sodrunk and so much drugs that
eventually it's just like oh.
Um what'd you think of thecreature?
Uh, the succubus?
Yeah.
She was badass.
She was the best part.
Whenever it has like the littlething on her forehead and where
(06:51):
it kind of opens up, I was like,ew, is that where she has sex?
SPEAKER_00 (06:56):
Yeah, she was really good at seduction.
And then she ripped off thatguy's junk.
SPEAKER_01 (07:00):
Yeah, that was good.
Yes.
A guy deserved it.
Um, I really like the I reallylike the setup of this one with
the glasses.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, did you think thatwas a good like kind of device
to use to film?
SPEAKER_00 (07:13):
Yeah, much better than having to carry around a
big camera.
Camera, which is something thatwill happen the rest of the
movie.
Yes.
If only we all had cameras tocarry around all the time.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (07:23):
Um, but I I love and I like how like kind of bad it
looks because you know, thoseglasses don't have like the best
cameras in them, I'm assuming.
SPEAKER_00 (07:30):
I feel like a lot of films like this are made this
way.
Yeah, they're glasses, cameras.
SPEAKER_01 (07:35):
Yeah.
Um yeah, and I thought the uhthe girls are like a perfect
blend of like looking creepy,but like almost being kind of
attractive at the same time,where it's like, you seem like
you might kill me, but I don'tknow, I might take that chance.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take that chance.
I'm a drunk boy.
(07:56):
Um, and I love the twist thatbecause you don't really know
what it's gonna be throughoutthe whole movie.
Yeah, you think maybe she's avampire, and then like
especially like when she startsgetting her powers, and then
next thing you know, she's likefine.
Yeah, it's like hell yeah, let'sgo, baby.
Let's fucking go.
Um it's very surreal.
Yeah.
All right.
I guess we'll just go ahead andwe're gonna try to keep these
(08:16):
episodes short.
So, you know, it's just supposedto be a little bonus episode on
the Fridays that we do it.
Um, so I guess we'll just goahead and get to the plot.
Uh yeah.
We're not really gonna do likeuh the point or anything or like
the good, the bad, the ugly.
We're just it's just us justchilling out talking about these
little segments.
Fuck yeah.
All right, let's hop into it.
Tape 56 intro.
(08:37):
So uh each individual tape isframed by a story ta called uh
tape 56 that follows a team ofmass criminals that are sent by
an unknown person to retrieve aVHS VHS tape from a singly empty
house.
Turns out I might have a hardtime saying VHS.
SPEAKER_00 (08:52):
What does VHS stand for?
Uh video home system.
I don't know.
No, no, no, not no, I mean it'sisn't it something horror
society?
Uh oh.
Let me see.
I couldn't remember what the Vstood for.
Maybe it's video.
SPEAKER_01 (09:07):
I don't know, it just says video horror system.
SPEAKER_02 (09:10):
It doesn't say anything either.
SPEAKER_01 (09:14):
Yeah, it doesn't say for anything.
Um also there's like I thinkthere's like seven of these
movies now, and they have a newone coming out uh in like four
or five days, and I'm soexcited.
That one's called VHS Halloween.
Well, so the movie starts byshowing a crew breaking into
dilapidated buildings anddestroying them and sexually
harassing a young woman whileholding back her boyfriend.
Yeah, that's it.
Boy, uh putsy talk about a movieputting a bad taste in your
(09:37):
mouth immediately.
Because I remember the firsttime I watched it, I was like,
what the fuck am I watching?
Like, just because it's like,are all these gonna be like
this?
And then when it starts to thenext segment, I was like, are
all these gonna be like this?
Yes.
SPEAKER_00 (09:51):
They're the baddest boys.
Mostly they're all gonna be likethis.
Yeah, they all almost all ofthem use nudity.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
It's like a vulnerable thing.
SPEAKER_01 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, they do.
SPEAKER_00 (10:01):
It's uh kind of scary.
SPEAKER_01 (10:03):
Yeah.
Um, and so yeah, they go,they're kind of looking for
girls to like essentially justlike lift up their shirt to get
like$50 and things like that.
It's kind of it's almost likethose girls gone wild.
Yeah, kind of stuff like that,you know, the really scummy
stuff.
Like, you know, we used to justlike, hey, it's 3 a.m.
Do you want to see how shitty ofa world this is?
(10:24):
Look, we got these girls drunkon and uh we filmed them.
Here's like a 30-minute showjust showing you elements,
because you know, like a girl'sgone wild, like those, yeah.
It's all filmed in Panama City.
Once it hit like 3 a.m.
on Comedy Central, you'd see allof it.
And it's like one after theother.
Yeah, and it's just like, ohwait, no wonder guys suck.
(10:44):
This is what we thought was coolwhen we were staying up late.
I'm like, oh yay.
SPEAKER_00 (10:49):
They even made a video game.
SPEAKER_01 (10:51):
Yeah.
It was awful.
Um then we uh we cut to one ofthe guys secretly filming a girl
while they were having sex.
This is kind of like his tapewas being used in that camera,
so every time it shuts off, itlike cuts to them, like that
little section.
SPEAKER_00 (11:04):
Oh, yeah.
I was wondering if I I'm like,why is that happening?
Yeah.
I don't think cameras work likethat, but no, yeah, you can tape
over things and then whateverwas playing on it.
SPEAKER_01 (11:15):
Yeah, it's just like unless you fast forward a little
bit, like it'd still justconstantly keep taping over it.
But yeah, it's like showinglittle clips.
It's just like a device I use inall these VHS ones.
They kind of do it in uhCloverfield too.
Oh yeah.
Um, so then they hop uh we learnthat they get$50 every time they
show girls' booze for a realityshow thing.
They hop in a car and we learnthey can make some money
(11:37):
retrieving a VHS tape.
Then we see the girl beingsecretly filmed, find the
camera, and it's like, yeah,fuck off, dude.
Uh the group is breaking into ahouse.
We hear them talking about anold man that lives there.
They rock around the house, andthen two guys get spooked when
they walk into a room with abunch of old TV showing static
and old man dead in the room.
Get out.
SPEAKER_00 (11:57):
Don't do it.
No, you gotta get the tape.
Why are you saying?
SPEAKER_01 (12:00):
You guys are dumb.
Dead guy.
Whoever killed that guy mightstill be there.
I don't know.
Or the old man is sleeping.
Yeah.
It didn't really look that dead.
Yeah, he looked pretty like ifhe died, he just died.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, as the team searches for thetape, one member stays behind to
view a tape that was already inthe VSR VCR of the old man.
Um, Adam Winger sets up a camerato face him and the old men.
(12:25):
Man, cut to the first segment.
Yeah, so that was the directorof this uh that was watching the
first tape.
SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
Oh, cool.
Yeah, yeah, that's neat.
Yeah, um watch it.
You're so curious.
You're so curious.
You will watch a tape with adead guy.
Yep, right.
SPEAKER_01 (12:42):
Hey, whatever they can do to get some money, I
guess.
I guess they're really hard up.
SPEAKER_00 (12:47):
$50,000.
They spend all their time justbreaking windows.
I could see this.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (12:52):
So now we are on to the first segment.
The main course of this episode.
SPEAKER_00 (12:58):
Amateur night.
SPEAKER_01 (13:00):
So, oh, um, and a little bit of facts about
amateur night.
The demonic woman Lily is basedon the female demon Lilith from
ancient mythology.
Lily seems to have a talon-likefeet and is briefly seen as a
winged humanoid.
Lily resembles the female wingeddemon or goddess depicted in
Bernary Relief, an 18th centuryBC painting.
Uh the this relief uh has longbeen suspected to be an early
(13:23):
depiction of Lilith.
So essentially a suck.
And I was thought it was reallycool.
They've got something from uhmythol ancient mythology, and
it's funny because Natalieyesterday, after I did my notes,
she came home from lunch and shewas talking about how they named
one of uh someone that she aclient of hers at the animal
hospital named their cat Lilithbased on an ancient creature.
(13:46):
And I was like, the fuckingsuccubus?
She's like, what?
And she's like, Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (13:51):
And I was like, Whoa, I think, yeah, I think she
was supposed to be like acounterpart to Satan or
something.
SPEAKER_01 (13:56):
Yeah, it's just like succubus, you know.
They they get men and uh havesex with them till they die, I
guess.
SPEAKER_00 (14:00):
Yeah, and then they steal your life force, yeah.
And rip off your junk.
Ouch, jeez.
I thought that's where you weregoing with the Natalie story.
I don't know if it would havefelt bad for you first.
Still connected.
SPEAKER_01 (14:12):
Oh, good.
Still connected.
Never make your woman angry.
They might do it.
You never know.
All right, so amateur night.
The short follow Shane, Patrick,and Clint, three friends who
have rented a hotel room withthe intent to have fun and bring
women back for sex.
Hell yeah.
There's only two beds and onecouch, so it's weird.
SPEAKER_00 (14:31):
They're trying to make a perna.
SPEAKER_01 (14:33):
Yeah, a perna.
Clint wears a pair of glasseswith a hidden webcam inside them
to record the encounter.
Clint is obviously uncomfortablein not wanting to film a porno,
but they start getting himdrunk.
Yeah.
That seems to be all everybodyin this movie.
Hey, just start drinking,everything will be okay.
So the three go to a local barand chat up some girls.
Shane seems to be able to findsome girls to talk to them and
(14:55):
start drinking together.
Clint films a girl that is veryquiet to the point that he can
barely hear her, but we finallyhear her say, I like you.
Aw.
He's like, I like you too.
I like you too.
You sound so much like SylvesterSallone, it's crazy.
Um, but yeah, I know I lovethis.
Whenever they go in the bar,she's like constantly in there
(15:16):
and she's constantly in frame,but she just kind of and you
always see her staring at Clint.
And it's it's fun.
SPEAKER_02 (15:22):
It's fun.
SPEAKER_01 (15:24):
Ow! You have to make it obvious to the boys.
Yeah.
Yeah, because even like if I wasthat young still back then, I'd
be like, I don't know, she'sstaring at me, but she probably
doesn't like me.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how I was like in highschool.
I'm like, I don't know if thisgirl likes me.
And it's just like, well, doesshe constantly talk to you, text
(15:45):
you every day, and likeconstantly finding ways to hang
out with you?
I'm like, yeah, I think shemight like you.
I don't know.
I it's too, it's too risky totake the chance.
It's like, you know, even likegoing to propose to my wife, I
was so nervous.
And I'm like, that's okaythough.
It's like she's gonna say yes.
Like, why am I so nervous?
It took me like an hour tofinally do it.
(16:07):
But anyways, so they get kickedget kicked out of a bar for
being too drunk.
Um, Shane persuades two girls,Lily, the quiet girl, and Lisa,
just some one of the girls thathe was randomly talking to, to
return with them to the hotelroom.
On the car ride home, they dococaine.
SPEAKER_00 (16:22):
I wonder if they give him some crazy good pickup
lines.
SPEAKER_01 (16:26):
Yeah, they're like, hey, girl, you ever want to have
sex with a guy with glasses on?
SPEAKER_00 (16:31):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (16:32):
It works every time.
SPEAKER_00 (16:33):
Yeah, sure.
How much does the polar bearweigh?
Hey, how uh how much?
Enough to break the ice.
Ooh, see ya.
You look like are you fromTennessee?
Because you're the only tid Isee.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
Can we just do this throw us on the car?
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh we'll do that for uhValentine's Day.
Let's do a pickup line episode.
All right.
Um, so they get back to theroom.
Clint looks at himself in themirror, nervous and trying to
pump himself up.
He comes out, and Shane and Lisaare talking and flirting on the
on one bed while Lily waits onthe other.
(17:09):
She's just staring him down,Clint, the whole time.
Patrick is just laughing on thecouch fucked up.
It's like, because Lisa and umShane, they're you know, they're
kind of like making out on thebed, and then Clint goes over to
his bed, and you just see uhPatrick on the couch, like I'm
just sitting on the couch.
Just like this is happening, andI'm sitting right here.
(17:31):
It's like, yeah, what's the planif there's three girls like,
hey, we gotta do the couch?
And be like, no, Clint's.
It's up to you guys.
Like it's the couch.
SPEAKER_00 (17:39):
More for you.
SPEAKER_01 (17:41):
So um Clint talks to Lily, she keeps whispering and
hisses, and then eventuallyhisses at Patrick when he comes
up.
SPEAKER_00 (17:46):
He's like, Bad kitty.
SPEAKER_01 (17:49):
Uh Shane becomes angry when Lisa passes out
before he can have sex with her.
He then turns to Lily, who hestarts trying to kiss and have
sex with.
Clint reluctantly films them.
They take off her dress dressand she has crazy feet.
Yeah.
Uh webbed and claws.
And uh it's just because likehe's like, Clint, come here, and
like starts getting really closeto them.
(18:11):
And it's like, you just want tohave sex when these guys stand
here next to you.
It's so fucking weird, man.
They're best bros.
Bad boys, dude.
Bad boys, best bros, bad boys.
Um, then uh Shane gets on top ofLily.
Uh Lily takes control and startsto take off Clint's clothes
while on top of Shane.
Ooh, it's like I'm describing aporno now.
(18:31):
You kind of are.
This is fun.
I'm gonna put some music.
Boom.
Clint gets stressed and runs tothe bathroom.
He talks himself into it though.
Because at first he's like, Ican't do this.
Then he's like, you know what?
I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking doit.
And you're like, you just killedyourself, mate.
SPEAKER_00 (18:47):
He does some self-affirmation.
SPEAKER_01 (18:48):
You were almost a good guy, but now you're a
shitty boy.
So see you later.
And then uh suddenly Patrickruns in because uh she bit his
hand because he tried to join.
Yeah, it's over, and he'scompletely naked.
There is male nudity in this.
So it's not just all girlnudity.
(19:09):
So they go out to confront herand she turns into like a
vampire thing.
Yeah they run back to thebathroom like holy shit, what
the fuck?
And then the two men we're stillgonna do it, right?
Yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah.
So after she kills him, I'm sureshe'll be DTS.
So the two men they peek out ofthe bathroom and see Lily start
to devour Shane alive.
She like puts her foot on hismouth like and then like hops
(19:33):
out of the bed.
It's so cool.
It's so good.
This is where you're like, let'srock and go.
Um, the true two try to escape.
Uh, Patrick armed with a showerrod, but are stopped by Lily who
kills and eats and sucksPatrick's blood.
Um, I love when they come outand she has it.
She's got this weird little posewhere her hands are over and
(19:54):
it's like, I don't know.
And like she's kind of fully inshadow at that point.
And it's like, all right, we gota filmmaker here making this
movie.
And it's like he might be thebest filmmaker in this.
SPEAKER_00 (20:04):
Maybe she's trying to seduce the next boys.
It's like, next.
You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01 (20:09):
I'll be the show next.
SPEAKER_00 (20:10):
No, no, I haven't seen that.
Oh, it was this old like datingshow thing.
Don't worry about this dead guy.
SPEAKER_01 (20:18):
Like, come on.
Like, come in.
Don't you like it?
Ooh, you can see my armpits.
Hey, that's sexy.
Uh but yeah, so um, yeah, R.I.P.
Patrick, he getting Eaton.
Uh Clint, who is like hidingbehind the bed, keeps like
peeking over with his glassesand just like sucking all the
blood out.
And then like she's done.
Then she starts like throwing itup on him, and it's like, fuck
(20:41):
yeah.
Oh my god.
It's great.
This might be my only chance.
Yeah.
So this like, yeah, and then shelooks at Clint and Clint's like,
I'm out of here.
And he's like runningdownstairs, and of course, silly
little Clint trips, falls, andbreaks his wrist.
And then another great partbecause you know, he's kind of
he looks, he kind of hears anoise at the top of the
(21:03):
stairwell.
He looks over, but then he looksat his hand, then he turns back
at the top of the stairwell andshe's just like hunched over,
like, I like you.
SPEAKER_00 (21:10):
Oh, I like you.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna staywith her.
SPEAKER_01 (21:13):
And then he's like, Oh shit, oh shit.
And then like he kind of turnsaway and then turns back, and
he's like, she's right in hisface, got a split down her
forehead.
Yeah, and it's like HarryPotter.
Hey, this is cool.
Right?
It's just fucking rat.
It's so good.
Um, and then yeah, he's likesuper scared, and uh, but she
(21:34):
doesn't attack him instead,repeating that she likes him and
then goes down on him.
I'm not sure if she's using herforehead or her mouth, not sure.
Um, when he does not get hardthough, Lily hides in a corner
and cries while Clint escapes.
SPEAKER_00 (21:46):
How could he do that to her?
SPEAKER_01 (21:48):
I know, dude.
Like dang.
I mean, she was like, what, aneight or nine without the split?
I mean, only take a couplepoints, like maybe a six out of
ten with the split in theirforehead.
So inconsiderate, making girlscry.
Right.
Ugh, bad boys, dude.
Bad boys meant a bad or woman.
So he tends to escape.
Uh, he asks for help fromstrangers, like the people in
(22:10):
the hotel, and they're like, uh,we see this too much.
You gotta get going.
And then runs to some guysaround a truck, and then next
thing you know, he's stopped byLily and like taken up in the
air, and then we see her above.
He's got the talons in like hischest.
We see her flying, she's like,Got him.
And then uh, next thing youknow, the it's impossible to see
(22:31):
what's going on on the screen,and the glasses fall to the
ground.
Oh no.
DN.
I just gotta get new glasses.
I know.
That's why he's like, Do youhave glasses in hell?
I hope he had them in shirt.
It's like, do you actually takeme to hell, or is it just like
you're gonna take me to thebeach and just have sex with me?
Yeah, she's gonna go eat it.
Yeah, and then like baby, babybird some uh children's.
SPEAKER_00 (22:52):
Fucking hey.
Like little harpies.
It's got tiny little foreheads,holes.
SPEAKER_01 (22:58):
Yeah, that is amateur night.
Um, it was awesome.
Pretty good, right?
It was really, really good.
It's uh we're not gonna at theon the very last uh bonus
episode, we're gonna rank all ofthem.
So we're not gonna say where wethink this is in our rankings
yet.
But so you gotta watch listen toall the bonuses to get that.
But yeah, man, uh it's kind of abanger of a little short.
(23:19):
It's a really good idea.
Um, all the effects look great.
Uh the little, you know, theforehead thing on our face, it's
obviously fake and you can tellit's CGI, but fine with me.
I thought it was good.
Yeah, it was it's just reallyfun.
Like it's really short, yeah.
Exciting.
Did you feel like it was?
Um, did it give you that feelingof like shit, I'm kind of a
(23:41):
voyeur in this situation?
Yeah, definitely.
Because I think it's since theseare all found footage segments,
I feel like I should ask thatand all that because uh you know
that's kind of the point offound footage.
You have to feel like you'relike intruding in these people's
lives by seeing this, which Ithink the next um store segment,
which we'll do next week, isactually really good at that.
(24:01):
Um But yeah, that's ourdiscussion on uh amateur night.
I hope you I hope you enjoyedthese bonus segments.
Uh, this is literally all it'sgonna be.
Um, so I hope you like it.
Just listen to us kind of goofaround.
We're doing all these in onesitting.
We seem to have a lot of energyand we're in good mood.
So each one should be a banger.
Um yeah, so make sure you joinus next Friday where we'll have
another bonus episode and we'llbe covering the continuation of
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Tate 56 and the segment secondhoneymoon.
So yeah.
Uh like, review, subscribe,follow.
Uh thank you, Joey Prosser, forour intro and outro music.
Send us some fan mail, it's allit's all the shit in the
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