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SPEAKER_01 (00:00):
So we're along with
a married couple saying that go
out west for their secondhoneymoon.
Visiting a town ahead of me.
Yay! Driving around, like alovely couple of things.
Amazing Southwest.
(00:21):
Hopefully that they go to theGrand Canyon.
So in their hotel room,Stephanie, how dirty the hell is
uh the couple visit a wild westfactory option.
Hell yeah.
I wanna go.
Where Stephanie receivesprediction.
Love it.
The prediction says that You'regonna be they're gonna get
(00:44):
bigged.
It's weird.
The time should change.
So later that night while at thehotel at the second change, Sam
(01:06):
starts coming onto him.
Sam wants to film sex, doesn'twant.
Pressures her, but she doesn'tdo it.
Through the window, films thegirl walking.
So first like five six.
SPEAKER_00 (01:29):
That's what you do.
Maybe that's what Pappy toldhim.
Because when we went to uh uhGallenberg for a dance
competition with the kids, theyhad one of those guys in the
box, the fortune tellers, but itwas yeah, it was just like him,
but it was smaller.
His name was it was like Pappy'sFortunes or something like that.
(01:50):
I've never seen like an oldWestern scene.
SPEAKER_01 (01:55):
Um and with Sam
here, you know, I get it, you
gotta try like hey, pop soft.
Obviously, but like crying ormore uncomfortable.
Then I don't want it.
No! Like, thank goodness.
(02:16):
How about your socks?
unknown (02:17):
I don't know what the
real meant.
I don't know.
I don't want to left some car.
SPEAKER_01 (02:24):
But we're not
married anymore.
Bye.
unknown (02:27):
Um, so yeah, Sam talked
definitely about what happened.
One and a half.
SPEAKER_01 (02:36):
Oh yeah, she knocked
on their door.
unknown (02:42):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (02:56):
To forget about the
rattlesnakes.
Um Yeah, so so far I think likethe whole thing point out.
unknown (03:05):
Uh nothing.
SPEAKER_01 (03:06):
Yeah.
Don't answer the door ever.
But all the way to stay.
Um, so the step is going todecide and the girl is gone.
I get it.
Two beds.
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (03:23):
I wish I had two
beds.
So does well actually my wifewishes we had two beds because I
snore and kick.
That's uh nothing wrong withthat.
Uh hey, you have three beds.
And then they have then youbuild a bed.
SPEAKER_01 (03:38):
Four.
Four, I didn't make up autobeds,roll out.
Oh, but yeah, so when Sam saidwe go to sleep.
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And I'm sure she doesn't.
So the person leaves her alone,steals a hundred dollars from
the wallet, and goes into thebathroom for the prison mask.
SPEAKER_00 (04:32):
Gross.
That's the worst thing thathappens.
So this is the first problem Ihave.
unknown (04:37):
So she does that.
SPEAKER_01 (04:39):
And we know that
you're gonna put a girl in a
kiss later.
Uh-huh.
unknown (04:46):
Put that girl's
husband.
SPEAKER_01 (04:49):
Yes.
Like too frustrated.
You're gonna kiss later, sodon't kiss me, okay?
Because I'd be like, kind ofdrinking both of them.
Yeah, why not?
So the next day, Sam is brushinghis They go out and Sam notices
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his money is that he's taking itwhile they're says, would you be
worse?
Yeah, you're out here together.
Yeah, like well, yeah, I stoleit.
I've been with you the entiretime.
(05:39):
But yeah, I think some on right.
So they have someone uh filmedhim while standing on the final
day before they leave.
(05:59):
So stab, stab, stab, snap, stab!Yeah, it's fucking trying to
force your girl to be on the andthen uh so then that starts
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happening.
That's happening for cuttingback and forth driving.
unknown (06:31):
Come on.
SPEAKER_01 (06:36):
Yeah cuz just cuz.
Oh that's a happy ending.
Uh but yeah, it's just like thereason I put like recording
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third off.
Fine with it.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
But yeah, I like the stuffwhenever there won't be It is
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very creepy.
Never yeah, yeah, never grow outwest.
Like we Survivor started uh lastnight.
unknown (07:31):
So it's very first
episode.
SPEAKER_01 (07:37):
Oh no.
SPEAKER_00 (07:39):
Like, this Survivor,
nobody Do you think they ever
this ever happens in Survivor?
No one like I mean, obviously noone ever gets murdered, right?
I mean, right.
SPEAKER_01 (07:54):
Aww.
There's very hot.
Just falling out.
They're all started fallingaround.
Everybody's like, just like,wait, are people dying right
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now?
There was one guy that literallyhad.
SPEAKER_00 (08:22):
Damn.
Did they crown the person whodidn't die?
The winner?
Is it gonna free?
But yeah, um I think this one'sreally it's very slow, it's very
quiet, but yeah, it's a nice thepacing was a lot.
I mean, it gives you a nicelittle break from the first one.
(08:45):
Yeah, it's not even it was Ithink this would have been like
maybe they're but I like thisthing.
SPEAKER_01 (09:06):
That is too probably
the most realistic.
For sure.
unknown (09:14):
Right?
SPEAKER_01 (09:14):
That's a discussion
of Yay.
SPEAKER_00 (09:27):
I hope not.
It's I guess it gets me everytime.
SPEAKER_01 (09:30):
Who are you?
But anyways, that concludes thisweek's bonus episode.
Make sure you join us nextFriday for Also let us know if
you like this.
unknown (09:50):
Let us know if you like
this or I kinda wanna follow.
SPEAKER_01 (09:54):
Yeah, yeah.
Or if you just prefer a fuckyeah.
Yeah, joining us for that.
Thank you, Joey Crosser.
Leave us a review, like, follow.
And remember, don't do them ahundred dollars.
(10:17):
I'm chasing.
Bye.