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SPEAKER_01 (00:02):
Hello and welcome to a bonus episode of We Recommend
a Movie Podcast.
Where every week we recommend amovie for you to watch and then
come back here and listen to usdiscuss.
I'm Jesse.
I'm Jason.
Joey.
You're all gonna fucking die uphere.
Cause this week we recommendVHS.
Sick A.
This segment Tuesday the 17th.
(00:28):
Jason! I like the glitch! Theglitch! I love him! Great idea!
Completely bad execution.
SPEAKER_00 (00:37):
Maybe.
Right.
Just maybe.
Yikes this one, man.
But it was a lot like the um I Iwonder if the game Cyberpunk
stole this idea.
Oh, is it?
I've never played it.
Because there's bad guys thatlike because I guess everyone's
eyes are augmented.
Yeah.
And so there's these bad guyswhere you can't see them and
they just show up as glitches,and you gotta like, you know,
(00:57):
they're just going all over theplace.
SPEAKER_01 (00:58):
Yeah, that's cool.
SPEAKER_00 (00:59):
It was cool.
Yeah, it reminded me of that.
SPEAKER_01 (01:01):
I do love the glitch idea.
It's great.
Writing and dialogue and actingin this one also great.
Right.
It just I don't know.
It there was nothing ever, itwas just like a cool idea, but
nothing scary to me happened.
Like I wasn't ever scared.
SPEAKER_00 (01:16):
I like the head stabbing.
Oh, yeah.
Love stabbing the head.
SPEAKER_01 (01:20):
The like gore and the violence in it was pretty
cool.
Like the girl with the in hereye, she's like, something
happened.
I know that was dumb.
But also, like the worst actinghappens right before that.
Hey, do you want to seesomething scary?
Okay.
And it's like, you just got donepeeing behind a tree.
Yay.
You're gonna hang out withSpider like this.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
Um, why was his name Spider?
I don't know, dude.
That guy was a dork.
I love Spider, though.
Everyone's name was.
SPEAKER_01 (01:50):
I wish Spider lived.
Oh man.
He was my he was a G.
He didn't want to get the fear.
What was her name?
Trash?
Trash.
More brains.
Yeah, more brains, baby.
So, Tuesday the 17th.
This is the segment we'retalking about.
It was directed by Glenn McQuaidand writer Glenn McQuaid.
Um, haven't really seen any ofhis stuff, so don't know much
(02:10):
about him.
It's just like, I don't know.
He did he's done some moremovies, but they're not like
very well reviewed.
I should have watched one for itsince I don't know any of this
guy's work.
Um, but yeah, good acting, huh?
No.
It sucks because it's like, ah,there would have been so many
good elements of it.
And I think they did a good jobwith the glitching and stuff.
Yeah, that was good.
(02:31):
That was good.
It's just like, I don't know,man.
They just didn't really have avery good story around it.
Uh, I thought Wendy was kind ofcreepy though.
When she started kicking in hercreep her creep mode.
Yeah.
And I thought like the wholesetup was like, oh, I thought it
was a girl's trip.
I thought it was a relationshiptrip.
How did Spider get here?
I thought that was funny.
And the guy who didn't want todo drugs on camera.
(02:52):
Yeah.
He didn't want to get the fear.
SPEAKER_00 (02:57):
The fear.
Oh man, and this is segment.
I want to be attacked by thefear.
That could have been a monster.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe that's what thisis.
SPEAKER_01 (03:05):
It's like, I like a part of me wishes they kind of
like figured out a way to say,like, what is this glitch?
How did it happen?
This would have been aninteresting, like why is it in
the woods?
This would have been yeah,right?
Like, why there?
It would have been a prettyinteresting, like, actual movie.
I thought that like if you putit in the hands of like a really
good director, give it a decentbudget.
Like, it would have been like Ithought it would have been a
(03:26):
great idea.
Um, the only like fact I have,uh, oh, this is actually a good
one.
The guy who plays Joey, youknow, the the one that's not
spider.
Yes.
That's like the kind of biggerguy.
Like looks like it worked out.
He's like, uh it's DrewMoreland.
He plays Joey.
He does voices for Grand TheftAuto, Red Dead Redemption, and
(03:46):
Horizon Forbidden West.
It's mainly like kind of likelike in Grand Theft Auto, it's a
lot of the voices by you know,just civilians walking around
and stuff.
It's still pretty cool.
And the same with Red DeadRedemption.
Even cooler fact, he's alsovoicing Steve Rogers in the
upcoming Captain America videogame.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Who's Steve?
I was like, I was just uhCaptain America.
SPEAKER_00 (04:07):
Oh, I didn't know that was his name.
SPEAKER_01 (04:09):
What a lame ass night.
I can't remember.
It's like Hydra 1941 orsomething.
It comes out next year, and Iwas just like, it was funny when
I looked at it, I was like, ohman, he's got like a he's got
like a superhero face, right?
I feel like his face was gettinga cow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I was just kind oflooking.
There's not a lot of facts onthis video.
No.
Did he oh yeah, he did.
He dropped trial.
(04:29):
See?
A little bit extra, a little bitmore nudity.
Um, and I was just like tryingto find like facts on so I
started clicking through thecast and I found this guy, and I
was like, oh, cool, this is aninteresting fact.
We don't have enough nude superfact tweet.
Um but yeah, I mean, man,there's just not a lot to say
about this one.
Let's just get into it, youknow.
SPEAKER_00 (04:50):
The setting is all wrong for a glitch monster.
It's just like, it's wild.
It's just if it was all takingplace in like a virtual reality
thing and where you die, yeah,or like glitch monster.
SPEAKER_01 (05:01):
I don't know, put it in a let's say a building where
I don't know, like social mediaor something.
Where there's electricity.
And then like some like therewas a fight between a guy, like
the owner of the company, andlike he fires them, and the guy
accidentally like tries to dosomething to mess up the entire
(05:21):
building or whatever, and endsup getting electrocuted and
becomes a glitch that you canonly see through video camera.
That would have probably beenbetter than setting out in the
fucking woods.
But it's Tuesday the 17th, it'sa play on Friday the 13th.
That doesn't make any sensebecause 13th is Friday, Saturday
is 14th, Sunday is 15th, Mondayis 16th, Tuesday is 17th.
(05:42):
Oh, but it's so dumb.
SPEAKER_00 (05:45):
Mondays are scarier than Tuesdays.
Everyone knows that.
SPEAKER_01 (05:48):
I don't know, man.
I think they were just like, Ihave this idea.
Oh, we'll put it in the woods.
Oh, let's just name it.
Hey, this happened like four orfive days after.
All right.
Friday 13th.
Jason's younger brother.
I didn't I didn't fucking makethe thing.
SPEAKER_00 (06:04):
I don't know.
That's your fault.
SPEAKER_01 (06:05):
It's not my fault.
I didn't do this.
All right.
So we'll continue with tape 56.
Uh, we cut to the guy watchingasking, what the fuck?
LOL is what I put in there.
He's like, what the fuck did Ijust watch about the second
honeymoon?
Yeah.
Um, but Jason, the old man isgone.
Yes.
Ah.
There was the whole point ofsetting the camera in front of
(06:26):
these guys so that eventuallyhe'll disappear.
SPEAKER_00 (06:29):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe he went to get snacks towatch his favorite movies.
SPEAKER_01 (06:33):
And then uh the people in the basement leave the
basement.
They're like, hey, we gotta findthese people and then cut to the
next segment.
It's very short.
So I don't have much to sayabout that.
SPEAKER_00 (06:42):
Keep watching, even though the scary man is gone.
SPEAKER_01 (06:44):
The only reveal there is there is no old man.
So Tuesday the 17th.
Four friends, Wendy, Joey,Spider, and Samantha visit
Wendy's hometown.
The people with Wendy realizedthat she lied to get them all
together, told Samantha it was agirl's trip, and Joey it was a
couple's trip.
I have no fucking idea howSpider got there in this
situation.
I guess like, hey, Spider, justcome.
(07:06):
He's got the camera.
Yeah.
So they walk around near aforest.
Spider thinks he is going to getlaid by Samantha.
Wow, wow.
Really?
She's just got a pig.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's just this the partwhere he's like, this is where
Joey's like, hey, why are youhere?
He's like, I don't know.
I guess I'm gonna have sex withher.
And then it's just like Spider,you have no shot.
(07:28):
I'm sorry, guy.
She just doesn't seem like she'sgonna be into your She's dating
locusts.
Yeah.
So sorry.
So they um they go to the woodsor Wendy leads her friends
aimlessly through the trees.
As the group continues to film,the footage shows strange
glimpses glimpses of bodies.
And Wendy starts telling Joeyscary and confusing things.
Um yeah, so there's like they'reall gonna die.
(07:51):
They get to like a little walland they're like, Yeah, someone
tripped and died here.
And it's like, what?
And then it kind of glitchesout, and you see like blood and
stuff.
Um, they find a dead animal.
Or and there's also they go andlike kind of look in next to
like a creek or a river or alake or whatever, and then he's
like filming, and then it justlike glitches, and you see a
(08:11):
naked man in the river with likehis back cut or whatever.
Um great idea.
Just doesn't really work thatwell.
So they find a dead animal.
Wendy looks at a river and wesee a naked dead man.
Oh, just said that.
Wendy says, turns to Joey, looksat him, Joey, you're all gonna
fucking die here.
And it's like, good vibes.
And Joey's like, what'd you say?
(08:34):
What?
What?
Like, huh?
Do you have the keys?
All right, whatever.
Let's go.
Oh, he's like, I'm just playingwith you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And Joey's like, okay, fun.
Glad I'm dating you.
Yeah.
So the group rests near a riverand smoke marijuana.
Spider doesn't like drugs andhe's scared he's getting the
(08:56):
fear.
But they convince him to smokeand he coughs classic.
A pussy.
Gotta take a bigger rip thanthat, baby to make me cough.
SPEAKER_00 (09:05):
They did call him a pussy, kind of, because they're
like, no, you gotta do itbetter.
SPEAKER_01 (09:08):
Yeah, because he he first smokes it and then doesn't
inhale and just blows it out,and it's like, you that's not
how you smoke weed.
Well, but like for your firsttime, you know, whatever.
I guess.
I mean, but that's like amistake.
He calls it getting the fear,you gotta pick on them.
If someone said, I don't want tosmoke Mary Mary Mary Jane,
because I don't want to get thefear and be like, I need you to
leave.
SPEAKER_00 (09:27):
I want to smoke one of those left-handed cigarettes.
Yeah.
Bully for me.
SPEAKER_01 (09:34):
Since Prohibition, this is all we got to do.
So Joey asks Wendy about whatshe was saying before.
She starts to talk aboutaccidents she had with old
friends and a mysterious man,but she laughs and everyone
believes she's joking.
She's like, huh?
Wait, why are you being weird?
I'm running out of this forest.
(09:55):
It's like it's like after yousaid we're all gonna fucking
die, like, I don't trustanything you're saying at this
point.
Right, yeah.
So Joey gets naked and jumps inthe river.
He pretends to drown.
Classic.
That was great.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (10:07):
This classic for a second there.
SPEAKER_01 (10:09):
Yep.
I was like, oh no, there'stotally like a giant shark or
crocodile in this lake.
Captain America came out.
Yeah.
Um, so Spider and Samantha getaway from the site because she
had to pee.
She wants to show Spider acheer, and it's so natural and
works perfectly for a segment.
Uh, when she begins, the cameraglitches, and we see something
(10:29):
throw a knife and kill Samantha.
This one is just like one throwstraight to the left eye.
Straight through her skull.
Yeah, you got the eye hangingout.
SPEAKER_00 (10:39):
I'm just like she talks.
SPEAKER_01 (10:41):
Yeah, she's like, uh, did something happen?
SPEAKER_00 (10:45):
I don't know.
I feel weird.
Finish your cheering.
SPEAKER_01 (10:47):
It's like, uh, do you think we'll make state?
Uh no, but like, you know.
That's a kill shot.
I've kind of been shitting onthis, but that was great.
It's a great death.
The the gore and the violence init, it's all done pretty well.
It all looks real.
It's fun.
It's great.
I love a good face knife.
Yeah.
Man, that's my favorite.
(11:08):
I just actually bought a fewface knives, so I have one more
today.
Spider tries to run, but he issoon killed as well.
It's like just getting stabbedin the head repeatedly.
SPEAKER_00 (11:17):
Right in the forehead.
SPEAKER_01 (11:18):
Yeah, and it's like, ta-cha-cha-cha.
Wait, maybe a few more times.
I don't think you got them.
I don't think that's an easyplace to stab, is it?
No, but I guess when you're aglitch, you can just do it.
SPEAKER_00 (11:26):
That's the hardest part of your head.
Yeah.
That's the part where youheadbutt things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's got all those little hollowpockets so that you don't knock
yourself unconscious when yourun into stuff.
Like maybe you live the likeknives.
I'm sure you, I'm sure you madeit.
SPEAKER_01 (11:41):
Um, so the bodies are dragged away, and Wendy
comes and finds the camera andthen heads back.
She's like, Oh, he gives mycamera.
I knew I lost this.
SPEAKER_00 (11:51):
Where did everybody go?
And we're like, I'm gonna gowith the camera.
SPEAKER_01 (11:53):
Why did Wendy do this?
Is this all a plan?
And when she returns to Joey,she finds that he has just come
out from swimming in the river,and she awkwardly asks him, You
know, fuck me in the river.
My name is Wendy.
SPEAKER_00 (12:06):
I'm at He's like, Well, what where is everyone
else?
SPEAKER_01 (12:10):
Yeah, hey, and then he starts becoming frustrated
with Wendy, and then he's like,Look, I know something happened
here.
I remember reading about it, sowhy don't you just tell me?
SPEAKER_00 (12:19):
He could have said that earlier, or whatever when
was asking her if she was beingreal.
Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01 (12:24):
Just maybe confront her at that point, then you can
all run out and hope one of youmakes it out of life.
Um, and so Wendy explains thatthe others were killed, and she
only brought them as bait tobring in the killer who
terrorized her and killed herfriends when she was younger.
Um, and she explains that likeshe killed all these people and
nobody believed her, and she'slike kind of gone crazy because
(12:46):
of it.
And she wants to get the guy oncamera so he can be like, see?
I just need to kill a couplemore people.
Here he is.
So the killer comes again, andwe see that the person is a
silhouette of a man covered bytechnical glitches.
According to Wendy, he hassupernatural powers that allow
him to teleport and hide hisappearance on camera, though we
do see that his face is red withwhat it's mostly blood.
(13:09):
Uh the man kills Joey byslitting his throat, and then
Wendy runs away, and we see thatshe has previously made traps to
stop the killer.
First few traps failed.
Oh, that kind of just came outof nowhere.
Yeah, it's like, when did shefucking do this?
Are they walking?
It's like, does she disappearfrom?
I mean, maybe when she went tograb the camera, this was like,
this is my chance.
Let me dig a hole real quick andthen build these traps monster.
(13:32):
Build a spike trap, and thenlike, why didn't it kill you
whenever maybe if you walk alonein the woods, it doesn't attack
you?
Kind of weird.
Ultimately, why it kind ofdoesn't fully work.
SPEAKER_00 (13:43):
How he's walking around with his throat cut after
I don't know, as we haven't gotaround for a while.
We haven't got there yet.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (13:51):
So yeah, just the she lures the guy to fall in the
hole.
He immediately gets out of thehole.
It's like, I guess she didn'thave that much time to dig a
hole.
I don't know.
He's a sucky hole.
And then leads him to a beartrap, wherever the fuck she got
that, whenever the fuck she setthat up.
Obviously, she had to come herebefore these people got there.
And we're and then she gets inthe the guy's in the bear trap,
and then she walks up to him,like, hey, gotcha.
(14:12):
And then he stabs him, like, yougot his foot, not his arms.
He's a glitch man.
I don't, I mean, I'm sure likehe can still sta I don't he's
probably stronger.
SPEAKER_00 (14:25):
And I was like, I'm gonna walk up to him.
Got him.
SPEAKER_01 (14:28):
But so she runs and she runs away, telling the
camera, don't come here.
Then sees Joey walking aroundand the camera glitches as she
sees the glitch coming, butyeah, he's like, uh uh.
SPEAKER_00 (14:40):
And then just falls dead.
SPEAKER_01 (14:42):
And it's like my baseball.
It's like, what?
I mean, would this guy really bewalking around?
And she's been running for awhile.
That's like, hey, Joey, put yourhand over your neck.
He made it quite a long way.
Yeah, he did a pretty good job.
Way to go, Joey.
With no segment.
Um, as he comes, she eventuallystops him with a spike trap.
It rolls, though.
(15:02):
The spike trap get out of here.
SPEAKER_00 (15:03):
That was pretty cool, but it's no idea when she
made it, but the I guess glitchdoesn't bleed or anything.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:11):
And you know what?
She didn't watch Predator.
Because if it doesn't bleed, youcan't kill it.
Oh man.
If it bleeds, it can you cankill it.
So Wendy gloats that she hasfinally caught him and people
will believe her now.
However, she turns around onlyto see that the glitch man has
escaped.
The killer then pounces on herand guts her with a knife and
pulls out her intestines.
SPEAKER_00 (15:28):
First, he beats her to death with the camera.
Yeah.
And then the camera still works.
SPEAKER_01 (15:33):
And then it pulls out her intestines and then uh
the camera falls next to her andthen like it starts fast
forwarding and she's convulsingand film ins.
Yay, it's over.
Yeah, it's definitely you'rehalfway through, and it's like,
all right, I know y'all wantedto have multiple segments, but
hey, let's cut this 20-minutesegment and let's uh shorten
(15:55):
this movie a little bit.
Because I think out of all ofthem, you could have cut this.
Yeah, for sure.
It definitely liked them.
I like the monster though.
Yeah, I like the monster.
It's great.
That's why it's likerealistically, when this comes
on, I'm like, oh yeah, this one.
And like I watch it and I enjoyit well enough.
But it's like, if I was going tocomplain about one, I would
complain about this one.
(16:15):
Yeah.
And so that is what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_00 (16:18):
Uh yeah.
I don't know.
But no, the glitch monster?
I think the next one is a littlethe kind of the same for me.
SPEAKER_01 (16:26):
Oh, really?
There's I understand.
We'll get there.
Okay.
Uh I have problems with it too,but I also kind of like it.
So yeah.
You know, we just don't have toomuch more to say about it.
Glitch monster, cool.
Glitchy ass bitch, pretty great.
SPEAKER_00 (16:43):
Glitch it.
SPEAKER_01 (16:46):
The glitch man, he's he's a little messy.
He's a little messy.
Well, no, Wendy was messy.
Like, come on, girl, stop beingso messy.
But anyways, that is ourdiscussion on this one.
Um, yeah, that's all we gottasay about it.
Uh, hey, you know what?
We're ending the podcast.
So, hey, leave us some likes,some follows, do some that dang
(17:09):
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Hello and welcome to a bonus episode of We Recommend
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Where every week we recommend amovie for you to watch and then
come back here and listen to usdiscuss.
I'm Jesse.
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You're all gonna fucking die uphere.
Cause this week we recommendVHS.
Sick A.
This segment Tuesday the 17th.
(00:28):
Jason! I like the glitch! Theglitch! I love him! Great idea!
Completely bad execution.
SPEAKER_00 (00:37):
Maybe.
Right.
Just maybe.
Yikes this one, man.
But it was a lot like the um I Iwonder if the game Cyberpunk
stole this idea.
Oh, is it?
I've never played it.
Because there's bad guys thatlike because I guess everyone's
eyes are augmented.
Yeah.
And so there's these bad guyswhere you can't see them and
they just show up as glitches,and you gotta like, you know,
(00:57):
they're just going all over theplace.
SPEAKER_01 (00:58):
Yeah, that's cool.
SPEAKER_00 (00:59):
It was cool.
Yeah, it reminded me of that.
SPEAKER_01 (01:01):
I do love the glitch idea.
It's great.
Writing and dialogue and actingin this one also great.
Right.
It just I don't know.
It there was nothing ever, itwas just like a cool idea, but
nothing scary to me happened.
Like I wasn't ever scared.
SPEAKER_00 (01:16):
I like the head stabbing.
Oh, yeah.
Love stabbing the head.
SPEAKER_01 (01:20):
The like gore and the violence in it was pretty
cool.
Like the girl with the in hereye, she's like, something
happened.
I know that was dumb.
But also, like the worst actinghappens right before that.
Hey, do you want to seesomething scary?
Okay.
And it's like, you just got donepeeing behind a tree.
Yay.
You're gonna hang out withSpider like this.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
Um, why was his name Spider?
I don't know, dude.
That guy was a dork.
I love Spider, though.
Everyone's name was.
SPEAKER_01 (01:50):
I wish Spider lived.
Oh man.
He was my he was a G.
He didn't want to get the fear.
What was her name?
Trash?
Trash.
More brains.
Yeah, more brains, baby.
So, Tuesday the 17th.
This is the segment we'retalking about.
It was directed by Glenn McQuaidand writer Glenn McQuaid.
Um, haven't really seen any ofhis stuff, so don't know much
(02:10):
about him.
It's just like, I don't know.
He did he's done some moremovies, but they're not like
very well reviewed.
I should have watched one for itsince I don't know any of this
guy's work.
Um, but yeah, good acting, huh?
No.
It sucks because it's like, ah,there would have been so many
good elements of it.
And I think they did a good jobwith the glitching and stuff.
Yeah, that was good.
(02:31):
That was good.
It's just like, I don't know,man.
They just didn't really have avery good story around it.
Uh, I thought Wendy was kind ofcreepy though.
When she started kicking in hercreep her creep mode.
Yeah.
And I thought like the wholesetup was like, oh, I thought it
was a girl's trip.
I thought it was a relationshiptrip.
How did Spider get here?
I thought that was funny.
And the guy who didn't want todo drugs on camera.
(02:52):
Yeah.
He didn't want to get the fear.
SPEAKER_00 (02:57):
The fear.
Oh man, and this is segment.
I want to be attacked by thefear.
That could have been a monster.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe that's what thisis.
SPEAKER_01 (03:05):
It's like, I like a part of me wishes they kind of
like figured out a way to say,like, what is this glitch?
How did it happen?
This would have been aninteresting, like why is it in
the woods?
This would have been yeah,right?
Like, why there?
It would have been a prettyinteresting, like, actual movie.
I thought that like if you putit in the hands of like a really
good director, give it a decentbudget.
Like, it would have been like Ithought it would have been a
(03:26):
great idea.
Um, the only like fact I have,uh, oh, this is actually a good
one.
The guy who plays Joey, youknow, the the one that's not
spider.
Yes.
That's like the kind of biggerguy.
Like looks like it worked out.
He's like, uh it's DrewMoreland.
He plays Joey.
He does voices for Grand TheftAuto, Red Dead Redemption, and
(03:46):
Horizon Forbidden West.
It's mainly like kind of likelike in Grand Theft Auto, it's a
lot of the voices by you know,just civilians walking around
and stuff.
It's still pretty cool.
And the same with Red DeadRedemption.
Even cooler fact, he's alsovoicing Steve Rogers in the
upcoming Captain America videogame.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Who's Steve?
I was like, I was just uhCaptain America.
SPEAKER_00 (04:07):
Oh, I didn't know that was his name.
SPEAKER_01 (04:09):
What a lame ass night.
I can't remember.
It's like Hydra 1941 orsomething.
It comes out next year, and Iwas just like, it was funny when
I looked at it, I was like, ohman, he's got like a he's got
like a superhero face, right?
I feel like his face was gettinga cow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I was just kind oflooking.
There's not a lot of facts onthis video.
No.
Did he oh yeah, he did.
He dropped trial.
(04:29):
See?
A little bit extra, a little bitmore nudity.
Um, and I was just like tryingto find like facts on so I
started clicking through thecast and I found this guy, and I
was like, oh, cool, this is aninteresting fact.
We don't have enough nude superfact tweet.
Um but yeah, I mean, man,there's just not a lot to say
about this one.
Let's just get into it, youknow.
SPEAKER_00 (04:50):
The setting is all wrong for a glitch monster.
It's just like, it's wild.
It's just if it was all takingplace in like a virtual reality
thing and where you die, yeah,or like glitch monster.
SPEAKER_01 (05:01):
I don't know, put it in a let's say a building where
I don't know, like social mediaor something.
Where there's electricity.
And then like some like therewas a fight between a guy, like
the owner of the company, andlike he fires them, and the guy
accidentally like tries to dosomething to mess up the entire
(05:21):
building or whatever, and endsup getting electrocuted and
becomes a glitch that you canonly see through video camera.
That would have probably beenbetter than setting out in the
fucking woods.
But it's Tuesday the 17th, it'sa play on Friday the 13th.
That doesn't make any sensebecause 13th is Friday, Saturday
is 14th, Sunday is 15th, Mondayis 16th, Tuesday is 17th.
(05:42):
Oh, but it's so dumb.
SPEAKER_00 (05:45):
Mondays are scarier than Tuesdays.
Everyone knows that.
SPEAKER_01 (05:48):
I don't know, man.
I think they were just like, Ihave this idea.
Oh, we'll put it in the woods.
Oh, let's just name it.
Hey, this happened like four orfive days after.
All right.
Friday 13th.
Jason's younger brother.
I didn't I didn't fucking makethe thing.
SPEAKER_00 (06:04):
I don't know.
That's your fault.
SPEAKER_01 (06:05):
It's not my fault.
I didn't do this.
All right.
So we'll continue with tape 56.
Uh, we cut to the guy watchingasking, what the fuck?
LOL is what I put in there.
He's like, what the fuck did Ijust watch about the second
honeymoon?
Yeah.
Um, but Jason, the old man isgone.
Yes.
Ah.
There was the whole point ofsetting the camera in front of
(06:26):
these guys so that eventuallyhe'll disappear.
SPEAKER_00 (06:29):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe he went to get snacks towatch his favorite movies.
SPEAKER_01 (06:33):
And then uh the people in the basement leave the
basement.
They're like, hey, we gotta findthese people and then cut to the
next segment.
It's very short.
So I don't have much to sayabout that.
SPEAKER_00 (06:42):
Keep watching, even though the scary man is gone.
SPEAKER_01 (06:44):
The only reveal there is there is no old man.
So Tuesday the 17th.
Four friends, Wendy, Joey,Spider, and Samantha visit
Wendy's hometown.
The people with Wendy realizedthat she lied to get them all
together, told Samantha it was agirl's trip, and Joey it was a
couple's trip.
I have no fucking idea howSpider got there in this
situation.
I guess like, hey, Spider, justcome.
(07:06):
He's got the camera.
Yeah.
So they walk around near aforest.
Spider thinks he is going to getlaid by Samantha.
Wow, wow.
Really?
She's just got a pig.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's just this the partwhere he's like, this is where
Joey's like, hey, why are youhere?
He's like, I don't know.
I guess I'm gonna have sex withher.
And then it's just like Spider,you have no shot.
(07:28):
I'm sorry, guy.
She just doesn't seem like she'sgonna be into your She's dating
locusts.
Yeah.
So sorry.
So they um they go to the woodsor Wendy leads her friends
aimlessly through the trees.
As the group continues to film,the footage shows strange
glimpses glimpses of bodies.
And Wendy starts telling Joeyscary and confusing things.
Um yeah, so there's like they'reall gonna die.
(07:51):
They get to like a little walland they're like, Yeah, someone
tripped and died here.
And it's like, what?
And then it kind of glitchesout, and you see like blood and
stuff.
Um, they find a dead animal.
Or and there's also they go andlike kind of look in next to
like a creek or a river or alake or whatever, and then he's
like filming, and then it justlike glitches, and you see a
(08:11):
naked man in the river with likehis back cut or whatever.
Um great idea.
Just doesn't really work thatwell.
So they find a dead animal.
Wendy looks at a river and wesee a naked dead man.
Oh, just said that.
Wendy says, turns to Joey, looksat him, Joey, you're all gonna
fucking die here.
And it's like, good vibes.
And Joey's like, what'd you say?
(08:34):
What?
What?
Like, huh?
Do you have the keys?
All right, whatever.
Let's go.
Oh, he's like, I'm just playingwith you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And Joey's like, okay, fun.
Glad I'm dating you.
Yeah.
So the group rests near a riverand smoke marijuana.
Spider doesn't like drugs andhe's scared he's getting the
(08:56):
fear.
But they convince him to smokeand he coughs classic.
A pussy.
Gotta take a bigger rip thanthat, baby to make me cough.
SPEAKER_00 (09:05):
They did call him a pussy, kind of, because they're
like, no, you gotta do itbetter.
SPEAKER_01 (09:08):
Yeah, because he he first smokes it and then doesn't
inhale and just blows it out,and it's like, you that's not
how you smoke weed.
Well, but like for your firsttime, you know, whatever.
I guess.
I mean, but that's like amistake.
He calls it getting the fear,you gotta pick on them.
If someone said, I don't want tosmoke Mary Mary Mary Jane,
because I don't want to get thefear and be like, I need you to
leave.
SPEAKER_00 (09:27):
I want to smoke one of those left-handed cigarettes.
Yeah.
Bully for me.
SPEAKER_01 (09:34):
Since Prohibition, this is all we got to do.
So Joey asks Wendy about whatshe was saying before.
She starts to talk aboutaccidents she had with old
friends and a mysterious man,but she laughs and everyone
believes she's joking.
She's like, huh?
Wait, why are you being weird?
I'm running out of this forest.
(09:55):
It's like it's like after yousaid we're all gonna fucking
die, like, I don't trustanything you're saying at this
point.
Right, yeah.
So Joey gets naked and jumps inthe river.
He pretends to drown.
Classic.
That was great.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (10:07):
This classic for a second there.
SPEAKER_01 (10:09):
Yep.
I was like, oh no, there'stotally like a giant shark or
crocodile in this lake.
Captain America came out.
Yeah.
Um, so Spider and Samantha getaway from the site because she
had to pee.
She wants to show Spider acheer, and it's so natural and
works perfectly for a segment.
Uh, when she begins, the cameraglitches, and we see something
(10:29):
throw a knife and kill Samantha.
This one is just like one throwstraight to the left eye.
Straight through her skull.
Yeah, you got the eye hangingout.
SPEAKER_00 (10:39):
I'm just like she talks.
SPEAKER_01 (10:41):
Yeah, she's like, uh, did something happen?
SPEAKER_00 (10:45):
I don't know.
I feel weird.
Finish your cheering.
SPEAKER_01 (10:47):
It's like, uh, do you think we'll make state?
Uh no, but like, you know.
That's a kill shot.
I've kind of been shitting onthis, but that was great.
It's a great death.
The the gore and the violence init, it's all done pretty well.
It all looks real.
It's fun.
It's great.
I love a good face knife.
Yeah.
Man, that's my favorite.
(11:08):
I just actually bought a fewface knives, so I have one more
today.
Spider tries to run, but he issoon killed as well.
It's like just getting stabbedin the head repeatedly.
SPEAKER_00 (11:17):
Right in the forehead.
SPEAKER_01 (11:18):
Yeah, and it's like, ta-cha-cha-cha.
Wait, maybe a few more times.
I don't think you got them.
I don't think that's an easyplace to stab, is it?
No, but I guess when you're aglitch, you can just do it.
SPEAKER_00 (11:26):
That's the hardest part of your head.
Yeah.
That's the part where youheadbutt things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's got all those little hollowpockets so that you don't knock
yourself unconscious when yourun into stuff.
Like maybe you live the likeknives.
I'm sure you, I'm sure you madeit.
SPEAKER_01 (11:41):
Um, so the bodies are dragged away, and Wendy
comes and finds the camera andthen heads back.
She's like, Oh, he gives mycamera.
I knew I lost this.
SPEAKER_00 (11:51):
Where did everybody go?
And we're like, I'm gonna gowith the camera.
SPEAKER_01 (11:53):
Why did Wendy do this?
Is this all a plan?
And when she returns to Joey,she finds that he has just come
out from swimming in the river,and she awkwardly asks him, You
know, fuck me in the river.
My name is Wendy.
SPEAKER_00 (12:06):
I'm at He's like, Well, what where is everyone
else?
SPEAKER_01 (12:10):
Yeah, hey, and then he starts becoming frustrated
with Wendy, and then he's like,Look, I know something happened
here.
I remember reading about it, sowhy don't you just tell me?
SPEAKER_00 (12:19):
He could have said that earlier, or whatever when
was asking her if she was beingreal.
Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01 (12:24):
Just maybe confront her at that point, then you can
all run out and hope one of youmakes it out of life.
Um, and so Wendy explains thatthe others were killed, and she
only brought them as bait tobring in the killer who
terrorized her and killed herfriends when she was younger.
Um, and she explains that likeshe killed all these people and
nobody believed her, and she'slike kind of gone crazy because
(12:46):
of it.
And she wants to get the guy oncamera so he can be like, see?
I just need to kill a couplemore people.
Here he is.
So the killer comes again, andwe see that the person is a
silhouette of a man covered bytechnical glitches.
According to Wendy, he hassupernatural powers that allow
him to teleport and hide hisappearance on camera, though we
do see that his face is red withwhat it's mostly blood.
(13:09):
Uh the man kills Joey byslitting his throat, and then
Wendy runs away, and we see thatshe has previously made traps to
stop the killer.
First few traps failed.
Oh, that kind of just came outof nowhere.
Yeah, it's like, when did shefucking do this?
Are they walking?
It's like, does she disappearfrom?
I mean, maybe when she went tograb the camera, this was like,
this is my chance.
Let me dig a hole real quick andthen build these traps monster.
(13:32):
Build a spike trap, and thenlike, why didn't it kill you
whenever maybe if you walk alonein the woods, it doesn't attack
you?
Kind of weird.
Ultimately, why it kind ofdoesn't fully work.
SPEAKER_00 (13:43):
How he's walking around with his throat cut after
I don't know, as we haven't gotaround for a while.
We haven't got there yet.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (13:51):
So yeah, just the she lures the guy to fall in the
hole.
He immediately gets out of thehole.
It's like, I guess she didn'thave that much time to dig a
hole.
I don't know.
He's a sucky hole.
And then leads him to a beartrap, wherever the fuck she got
that, whenever the fuck she setthat up.
Obviously, she had to come herebefore these people got there.
And we're and then she gets inthe the guy's in the bear trap,
and then she walks up to him,like, hey, gotcha.
(14:12):
And then he stabs him, like, yougot his foot, not his arms.
He's a glitch man.
I don't, I mean, I'm sure likehe can still sta I don't he's
probably stronger.
SPEAKER_00 (14:25):
And I was like, I'm gonna walk up to him.
Got him.
SPEAKER_01 (14:28):
But so she runs and she runs away, telling the
camera, don't come here.
Then sees Joey walking aroundand the camera glitches as she
sees the glitch coming, butyeah, he's like, uh uh.
SPEAKER_00 (14:40):
And then just falls dead.
SPEAKER_01 (14:42):
And it's like my baseball.
It's like, what?
I mean, would this guy really bewalking around?
And she's been running for awhile.
That's like, hey, Joey, put yourhand over your neck.
He made it quite a long way.
Yeah, he did a pretty good job.
Way to go, Joey.
With no segment.
Um, as he comes, she eventuallystops him with a spike trap.
It rolls, though.
(15:02):
The spike trap get out of here.
SPEAKER_00 (15:03):
That was pretty cool, but it's no idea when she
made it, but the I guess glitchdoesn't bleed or anything.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:11):
And you know what?
She didn't watch Predator.
Because if it doesn't bleed, youcan't kill it.
Oh man.
If it bleeds, it can you cankill it.
So Wendy gloats that she hasfinally caught him and people
will believe her now.
However, she turns around onlyto see that the glitch man has
escaped.
The killer then pounces on herand guts her with a knife and
pulls out her intestines.
SPEAKER_00 (15:28):
First, he beats her to death with the camera.
Yeah.
And then the camera still works.
SPEAKER_01 (15:33):
And then it pulls out her intestines and then uh
the camera falls next to her andthen like it starts fast
forwarding and she's convulsingand film ins.
Yay, it's over.
Yeah, it's definitely you'rehalfway through, and it's like,
all right, I know y'all wantedto have multiple segments, but
hey, let's cut this 20-minutesegment and let's uh shorten
(15:55):
this movie a little bit.
Because I think out of all ofthem, you could have cut this.
Yeah, for sure.
It definitely liked them.
I like the monster though.
Yeah, I like the monster.
It's great.
That's why it's likerealistically, when this comes
on, I'm like, oh yeah, this one.
And like I watch it and I enjoyit well enough.
But it's like, if I was going tocomplain about one, I would
complain about this one.
(16:15):
Yeah.
And so that is what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_00 (16:18):
Uh yeah.
I don't know.
But no, the glitch monster?
I think the next one is a littlethe kind of the same for me.
SPEAKER_01 (16:26):
Oh, really?
There's I understand.
We'll get there.
Okay.
Uh I have problems with it too,but I also kind of like it.
So yeah.
You know, we just don't have toomuch more to say about it.
Glitch monster, cool.
Glitchy ass bitch, pretty great.
SPEAKER_00 (16:43):
Glitch it.
SPEAKER_01 (16:46):
The glitch man, he's he's a little messy.
He's a little messy.
Well, no, Wendy was messy.
Like, come on, girl, stop beingso messy.
But anyways, that is ourdiscussion on this one.
Um, yeah, that's all we gottasay about it.
Uh, hey, you know what?
We're ending the podcast.
So, hey, leave us some likes,some follows, do some that dang
(17:09):
old sending us some like fanmail and stuff.
It's all in the description.
I'm pointing to my left likeit's right over there.
Yeah, it's right behind him.
Um, yeah, and uh leave us somereviews.
I hope you all are enjoying thisbonus episode.
This is our third one.
It's really fun.
We actually filming y'all in oneday.
I'm gonna keep saying that.
I ramble at the end of thepodcast.
Thanks for listening.
And thank you, Joey Prosser.
(17:30):
This has been the We RecommendPodcast.
I'm Jesse.
I'm Jason.
We're all gonna die.
Yay! Yay! I was gonna do someglitch, but I was like, man,
that's gonna be a lot ofediting.
These are just bonuses.
Bye!
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