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Thanksgiving hits harder than the weed this week. Caleb and Lauren show up overfed, rip roarin' high, and barely functional, trying to explain why they attempted to watch a UFO documentary but only ended up arguing about aliens with Down syndrome, foie gras executions, and why ska musicians should legally be allowed to DM teens.

Caleb spirals into a full blown alien body conspiracy while Lauren denies snoring through the ent...

This episode was supposed to be about Gone Girl. It isn’t. Caleb ends up walking through his Cisco network engineering years instead, detailing a class full of pill trading dropouts, confused prodigies, and a series of choices that,in hindsight, read like warnings. Lauren listens and tries to connect the dots between that environment and the person sitting next to her.

The conversation shifts to their condo. A neighbor’s nicotin...

Caleb shows up with a new goatee and a new personality while Lauren tries to explain pillow humping.

From there we get into:

-Drug stories involving a shirtless Russian dealer

-Caleb quitting weed

- Poison ivy on the balls, zipper injuries and a detour into foreskin

- The ongoing holy war over Caleb's legendary piss.

We eventually talk about the movie, mostly to complain about the psychotic prep kids, the bizarre re...

Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy.

What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing meditation on the art of long dis...

Caleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions.

Then it’s on to Amy’s Orgasm (aka Amy’s O), a forgott...

We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.

Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and test...

We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.

Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.

Somewhere between gagging on notes ...

The movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) .

A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby.

From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabetic test strips instead of m...

The movie this week is Together (2025).

We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track.

We talk about:

– Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe

– Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable

- Why body horror movies are just “artistic Ja...

We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.

We talk about:

-Why psychological thrillers suck

-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off

A brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients.

We talk about:

• ​Killer Joe (2011), a movie that throws bush and big naturals at y...

The movie this week is Red Eye (2005)

Episode Starts With:A rant about Google Voice being the downfall of modern America, and Caleb repeatedly insisting he can fix the soundboard with "little tools"

We Talk About:

-Rachel McAdams thinking she’s in a Hallmark rom-com until she’s trapped next to Cillian (Killian? Chillian?) Murphy on a flight from hell

–Cillian Murphy’s jawline as an all-purpose tool, weapon, and possibly...

the movie this week is come to daddy

we kick things off with a relaxed sunday morning wake & bake, get deep into covid era nostalgia (aka “the best time of caleb’s life”), and a random guy named josh who calls in just to label caleb a “rat son of a bitch”

we talk about:

– elijah wood’s psycho eyes and how hollywood figured out he can go from hobbit to cracked-out gas station lurker in 0.2 seconds

– electronic music djs tryi...

We are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling.

Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollett acting, and Marc Maron on the...

We start off in full chaos mode: new nicknames courtesy of Ron Bennington (“Kay-Leeb from Baltimore” makes his debut), ditching craft beer for Coors Banquet, fantasizing about lifted trucks, and creating a brand-new drinking game called That’s a Racial. Things spiral into police scanner codes, family reunion drama, and the single most revolting Jolly Rancher story ever told.

Eventually we pit two very different movies head-t...

this week’s episode opens with a celebration: caleb’s finger infection is (mostly) gone thanks to misused antibiotics and the healing power of coors banquet. we talk diy medical treatment, premature gray hair, and how antibiotics might be the ultimate drinking hack

eventually, we pivot to the usual suspects. a movie we’ve tried to watch seven times, but always fell asleep before the opening credits. we talk about the chaotic pro...

the movie this week is promising young woman

we start with an update on my infected finger (thanks to the cat), a failed trip to the mason dixon family restaurant, and someone trying to break into our house mid-shower.

we talk about:

– bo burnham having some skeletons in his closet like every other alt-comedy guy

– spit fetishes, fondue metaphors, and why you should never trust a doctor

– if a man killing a woman counts as self-defe...

for this episode we watched cruel intentions (1999)

this one feels like a real return to our roots. by that, i mean i was hammered on natural ice (the official beer of the weedcap, they just don’t know it yet) and lauren was along for the ride.

join us as we talk about how a guy i work with showed me his finger-sized dong while playing a video on his phone, how ryan phillipe plays a young harvey weinstein in this movie, ...

this week we watched closer (2004).

a movie so sexy it feels illegal to stream without a cigarette and a robe. natalie portman plays a stripper, jude law plays an insecure chat room fanatic, julia roberts looks like a hungover perfume ad model, and clive owen is packing nine inches of uncut british thunder, and honestly, it shows in every scene.

we talk betrayal, erotic tension, and what this sexy little flick would’ve been ...