Welcome To The Suburbs

Carb Day at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway brings out the best—and sometimes the strangest—of humanity.

In Season 4 Episode 89 of Welcome To The Suburbs, Greg shares a Carb Day story involving Indy 500 traffic, an unexpected confrontation, and a reminder that patience isn’t everyone’s strongest virtue. From there, Andy and Greg explore the unique culture surrounding the Indianapolis 500, the annual migration...

What do a fake funeral, a missing set of keys, a malfunctioning fitness tracker, and a neighbor obsessed with building codes have in common?

They’re all part of another unforgettable week in the suburbs.

In Episode 88, Greg and Andy share stories from the Mint Aesthetics & Skin open house, including an unexpected encounter with a neighbor who immediately critiques a questionable addition on the property. Greg also recounts ...

In Season 4, Episode 87 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Greg and Andy catch up after time away from the studio and immediately tumble into suburban absurdity.

A simple evening walk with Geoffrey turns into an unexpected encounter with “Tommy Sue” — a woman tied to one of Indiana’s most infamous social scandals — complete with jet skis, renovation plans, and invitations to future dinner parties Greg may alrea...

It’s May in Indiana—and that means race season, road stories, and a few unexpected detours.

In this episode of Welcome To The Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into the world of casinos, stand-up comedy on the road, and the strange economics of entertainment—from smoky gambling floors and bingo halls to low-paying gigs in paradise.

Greg shares stories from his years as a traveling comic—why some gigs aren’t wo...

In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into a wide-ranging, hilarious conversation that blends real-life frustrations, generational insights, and everyday suburban chaos.

Greg shares a surprising reconnection with a complicated friend—exploring boundaries, emotional baggage, and what happens when old friendships resurface. The guys unpack generational labels—from Baby Boomers to Gen Alpha—and...

Spring has officially arrived—and so has another wildly relatable, laugh-out-loud episode of Welcome to the Suburbs with Andy and Greg.

In Season 4, Episode 84, Greg shares the moment he got “fired” as the marketing director of Keely’s aesthetics business (yes, really). What starts as a business conversation quickly turns into a hilarious look at partnerships, communication, and knowing your lane.

From there, ...

What happens when daylight saving time hits, AI blurs reality, and a simple dinner turns into a full-blown suburban saga?

In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into the everyday moments that somehow spiral into unforgettable stories—from a mistaken credit card situation that feels like a crime scene interrogation, to a steakhouse disaster that ends in a “butterflied” filet and a comped meal.

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Greg and Andy are back with another round of suburban observations and stories that somehow spiral into the absurd.

Andy shares highlights from his 18th Yes concert, including the surprising economics of concert merchandise and how a bag somehow ended up free. 

From there the conversation drifts into a restaurant experience where the fish and chips arrived stone cold, awkward dining moments, and why sometimes the best meal of th...

In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg tackle the great Midwestern food divide — Skyline Chili vs. real chili, cinnamon crimes, and the shocking discovery of ketchup corn casserole (yes, it exists).

From bluegill jigs in the parking lot to a Ruth’s Chris dinner meltdown before a Paul McCartney concert, the night spirals into fired bartenders, dusty wine pours, carrot-tip “seasonal vegetables,&rdqu...

Season 4 kicks off with Episode 80, and Andy and Greg ease back in the only way they know how—by talking allergies, aging, Florida anniversaries, train documentaries, and the slow creep of suburban surveillance.

Greg returns from a trip to Florida where quality time with his parents includes steak dinners, retirement-level entertainment, and a multi-episode documentary about trains—somehow both boring and fascinating. Fr...

In Season 3, Episode 79 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg tackle the kind of crises only suburban life can produce.

It starts with a from-scratch chocolate cake, a counter-surfing dog named Geoffrey, and the harsh realization that you can’t really punish a dog — only yourself. From there, the conversation ricochets through sound bath meditation, middle-of-the-night consequences of poor dessert choices, and a heart...

Welcome to Season 3, Episode 78 of Welcome to the Suburbs — and welcome to 2026.

In this episode, Andy and Greg unravel the unexpected chaos of suburban life when a semi-permanent short-term guest turns into a full-blown mystery, a washing machine refuses to cooperate, and ChatGPT somehow becomes the most reliable appliance technician in the room.

What starts as a broken washer spirals into candle-lit basements, awkward tenant ...

It’s two degrees below zero, an Alberta Clipper has swept through Indiana, and Greg has officially entered his property manager era—snow removal, salt trucks, and all. Andy and Greg warm up the microphones and reflect on cold mornings, neighborhood smells, junk mail scams, and the absurdity of modern home “protection” programs.

From memories of life before Wi-Fi to early dial-up internet, Atari, CompuServe em...

This week on Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg return to Lake James for part two of their location recording—and somehow land on Ozzy Osbourne, Brian Wilson, and the unexpected ways greatness brushes up against ordinary life.

From Ozzy’s improbable rise—from factory-town kid with a borrowed PA system to genre-defining icon and reality-TV pioneer—to Brian Wilson’s quiet genius and lasting influence, ...

In Season 3, Episode 75, Andy and Greg take Welcome to the Suburbs on the road to Greg’s family lake house at Lake James — a place with more stories than shoreline.

This episode has everything:

• Updates on the real hauntings that didn’t make it into Episode 67

• Estelle, the levitating closet ghost (finally with the correct name)

• Greg’s mom’s “famous” chocolate chip cookies… straight ...

In Season 3, Episode 74 of Welcome to The Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into one of the funniest listener-question episodes yet. From PSAS and breast augmentation “research,” to Greg’s Mount Rushmore of comedy and Andy’s Mount Rushmore of legendary sound engineers, nothing is off-limits in this rapid-fire Q&A fueled entirely by loyal listener Ricky.

Greg shares outrageous stories from the comedy circuit&mda...

Dr. Bob joins Andy and Greg in The Suburbs for an unexpectedly educational deep dive into cannabis-infused drinks, bizarre medical mysteries, and why armadillos might be the next big Indiana problem. From auto-brewery syndrome and tetanus shots to Swedish fish with THC, the guys keep the laughs coming while learning just enough to be dangerous.

Then Greg wraps up with a lake house confession involving a trash pump, a Rural King retu...

Halloween season hits the suburbs, and things are heating up—literally.

Andy recounts the infamous Airbnb “heatwave” that nearly melted his five-star rating. Forget the fact these were house guests. Greg flashes back to his childhood drive-in days before diving headfirst into a pop-metal concert that leaves him surrounded by college kids, mosh pits, and existential questions.

They also cover:

• Haunted houses and &...

Fall has arrived (sort of), and Andy and Greg are back with a fresh mix of suburban stories and tangents. In Episode 71, they cover:

• Giant skeletons, over-the-top yard displays, and where exactly you store a 10-foot Grim Reaper
• The mysterious loophole that lets THC drinks hit Indiana liquor store shelves while everything else stays off-limits
• Greg’s billing fiasco with “Dear No Name” and a customer service rep wh...