we're not stupid, i promise

we're not stupid, i promise

We're a couple of depressed, gen z Christians, sitting around discussing random crap: from minecraft youtubers to the meaning of life, you'll find just about everything in this corner of the internet.

Episodes

July 22, 2023 28 mins
In the second late night spiderman episode we discuss how good of a movie spiderman across the spiderverse is, including the trans-coding of gwen stacey. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to...
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We discuss the first spiderman into the spiderverse movie late at night immediately after watching it together. This was Abigail's first, Shasta's second, and Scarlet's like, 15th watch through.

**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially fo...

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June 23, 2023 24 mins

In today's episode, we don't talk about how shasta's dad is in the mob. We do touch on how killing someone and bringing them back to life is not technically murder.

**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partia...

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May 27, 2023 43 mins

Abigail and Scarlet and Shasta's dead corpse discuss the horrifying lore of our favorite childhood pastime webkinz. Dr Quack is coming for you.

**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track o...

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May 22, 2023 28 mins

Abigail and Scarlet discuss how they murdered Shasta and other dead things stuffs. Also we have new mics!!

**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling wi...

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May 13, 2023 38 mins

Scarlet and Shasta take shots of an energy drink while Abigail trembles in fear at our presence. We also talk about the creation of the whafookie pancakes, which were a result of a failed chemical reaction.

**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for ...

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April 21, 2023 38 mins

Today we discuss when cussing is okay for Christians, and when it's not; where the line is between a word that's just a word and a word that shouldn't be spoken. We go through several of the most popular verses Christians use to condemn cussing, and discuss what those verses actually mean in contrast with what most cuss words actually mean.


Fact Check:

1. Here is the article that Abigail quoted from part the way t...

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April 14, 2023 30 mins

Our good friend Sam joins us for this comedy episode in which we discuss stories from Scotland, Shasta arrives with flaming bowie knives, and the spray bottle of punishment had to be retrieved.


Note: I (Scarlet) am aware the audio of this episode isn't the best - exciting news! Next week we will have a completely new audio set up if things go the plan that will be much better, which is very poggers!


**Disclaimer** We...

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April 7, 2023 27 mins

The most theological discussion we've ever had. We finally delve deep into the topics that matter: the shapes. Listen to be enlightened.

**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our prog...

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April 5, 2023 42 mins

Shasta and Scarlet talk about the aro/ace experience, and also how to start the apocalypse, survive an apocalypse, and how to end the world with an apocalypse.


Fact Check:

(One of our listeners reached out to us with some helpful information that made us decide to put a quick fact check here below (shout of to minifreak :D). If y'all have any thoughts on our episodes, feel free to reach out to us and let us know!)

While ...

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March 24, 2023 26 mins

In this episode, we get into all sorts of nonsense, like baptism in alcohol, and Anglican's common cup, among other things...


**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! ...

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March 17, 2023 38 mins

We discuss the video 'Gen Z is Traumatized' by Elliot Sang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogNq_vBtn6c&t=1210s


**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also ...

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March 10, 2023 51 mins

We discussed the ethics and practicality of using violence to resolve conflict - in short, asking the question "is it ever right?" and "does it ever work?" 


**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for our...

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March 4, 2023 27 mins

Abigail, Scarlet, and Shasta discuss stories from elementary, middle, and high school. it was certainly a time


**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also strug...

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February 17, 2023 37 mins

Today we talk about politics - less about political opinions, and more about how toxic politics have hurt the church, how we can worship Jesus together with different political opinions, and when anger is justified.


**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is p...

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In this episode, we SPILL THE TEA, talk about our town shutting down due to the ice, rich people trains, and then we dip our toes into some more serious tea near the end. 

This episode was a hecking long recording, we talked twenty minutes before we even got our intro in, forty minutes about casual stuff like weed, and then another hourish about serious stuff like social justice and the American Dream. A lot of what was in thi...

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Today was part 2 of meeting the hosts, and we continue to answer a variety of questions about our greatest fear, the zombie apocalypse, etc. Spoiler alert: Shasta would survive the longest in the apocalypse


**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially ...

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Abigail, Scarlet, and Shasta answer deep questions such as 'what is your pet peeve?' to give y'all, the listeners, a better idea of who we really are! Goofs, that's who we are... ehehehe...


Fact Check:

1. At the beginning we said we were just doing one episode focused on introducing all three of us, we changed our minds half way through and decided to split this into two episodes


**Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss men...

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January 20, 2023 36 mins

Welcome to the podcast! In this episode, Scarlet, Abigail, and Shasta introduce the podcast's purpose and goal, and then just get distracted by every possible rabbit trail that could happen... hehe yeahhhh...


Fact Check:

1. The study Abigail was referring to was from Impact 360, and claimed that 4% of Gen Z have a "biblical view." Other studies indicate there is a much larger number of Gen Z that identify as Christians who don...

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