ACC Meltdown Alert

The fellas dive headfirst into the College Football Playoff chaos, where the committee is basically throwing darts at a board and hoping nobody notices. Duke, Miami, the whole ACC—everybody’s either getting screwed, overrated, or both, depending on who you ask. Rivalry Week’s coming in hot, so expect maximum pettiness and at least two coaches making career-altering dumb decisions.

Oregon’s out here looking like a cheat code, while half the country pretends the Group of Five matters until they don’t. Then the boys whip over to Liverpool, who are currently playing soccer like a team that forgot what sport they signed up for—managerial roulette and a full-blown identity crisis included.

From there it’s a victory lap through the wild world of college nicknames and mascots—basically America’s finest tradition of “sure, why the hell not?” And to wrap it all up, the hosts tee up Thanksgiving week: wall-to-wall college hoops, football grudges, and enough sports chaos to ignore your family for 72 straight hours.