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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm forty three years old now. Now I'm a man
who has spent a lot of time in the woods.
I love hunting and fishing, and I've always loved camping,
and I really loved the quiet nights in the woods.
This is my story. When I was fourteen years old,
I was out deer hunting on the first day of
the season in West Virginia by god West, Virginia. By

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God West, Virginia. My tree stand is in a humpback
between two hills, one hundred yards from a field. It
was just about daylight when I pulled a couple of
biscuits from my pocket that had homemade jam on them,
and my grandmother had made them. Do you all remember that?
When I was young, twelve thirteen, fourteen years old, me

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and my granddaddy would go hunting and it'd be cold, man,
it'd be so cold. Now. I'd walk out that door
to getting the truck of my grandmother would stop me
and she'd go, here, you, here's you something to eat
if you get hungry, and she'd shove a couple of
biscuits in my pocket. Of course, by the time we
got to the woods, I had them already eating up.
They weren't like a later snack. They were biscuits, and

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they were cold. They were left over from the day before.
Those people were from the depression. They saved all their food,
and she would just shove these one or two cold,
hard biscuits, and I'd eat every bite of them, every
bite of them. Anyway, I digress, he says. I was
watching the squirrels play around me, and when I finished

(01:36):
eating the biscuits, I took a drink from my canteen,
and I noticed that the sounds of the woods had
gone quiet. It was a real eerie silence. And now
the corner of my eye, I saw something moving down
the hill to my right. It gave a small growl,
and then it moved further down the hill. Somehow, whatever

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this creature was, had gotten past me without making a
sound other than that low growl. I know that I
saw it standing there, and I could only see its back,
but it was massive, I would guess between four and
four and a half feet between the shoulders. I've never
told anyone this story, and I've hunted everything from squirrels

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to black bears. I've never seen anything like this before
or since I stayed in my tree stand all day
until late evening, not really sure where this thing had gone.
I didn't go back into those woods and hunt for
the rest of the season. I'm sorry if this story
doesn't have much information, but this is what I saw

(02:38):
that day and I'll never forget it. Thanks for taking
the time to read this story. If you don't mind,
I'd like to stay anonymous because of my job. Thank
you and God bless you. Keep the stories coming. I
love hearing from everyone else through your channel. You all
know I do a Steve Lilly Journal, a series that

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is a lot of fun to read. It's kind of
crazy because one of Steve's sidekicks, actually his neighbor that
lives right down the road and the trailer parked from him,
wrote me an email. He was telling me on the
phone the other day that it looks like a lot
of these people are trying to get out and hunt
bigfoot like they do, and he says, that's a problem.

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He was telling me on the phone it was a problem,
and I said, well, write me an email and show me.
Let's explain to people what it's like to hunt a bigfoot.
He said, okay, Well, I got that email today and
I want to read it to you. And here's what
Lewis Shanks righting. Lewis is a real smart guy. He
may be smarter than Steve, but anyway, here's what he writes.

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The government, federal, state, and local, is not your friend
when it comes to harvesting a bigfoot. Let's be clear,
a bigfoot corpse is worth a lot of money, but
if you fail to plan your harvest, it will not
be worth a dime to you. In fact, it may
cost you your life's savings and your freedom. It is

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a given that the federal government wants to cover up
the existence of bigfoot. Let's say you kill a bigfoot
and then cruise into town with a corpse and the
bed of your pickup truck. You start showing off your trophy.
The government will be there almost immediately, that's a fact.
First there will be local authorities, then they will contact

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the Feds, and then ten different federal agencies will show
up demanding that you turn over the body. And at
this point you're really screwed. If you lose the body,
then you lose the fortune. If you say no to
giving the body to the Feds, then they will seize
it by force. And if you have it and fail
to give its location. Then they will charge you with

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obstruction of justice, obstructing an investigation, and killing and concealing
an illegally taken animal, and whatever else they can dream up. Then,
if they find enough DNA that matches a human DNA,
they're going to charge you with murder. Now, many of
these threats are actual criminal charges levied against you will

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be frivolous bullshit, but it will not matter. All that
matters to the FEDS is that they take possession of
that body. By the time you go to court and
get the trumped up charges dismissed, the body will be
long gone. They will have it. And further, they will
release a bogus scientific data alleging that the animal was

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a bear or dog or something anything. You will not
get off scott free, though. They will charge you for
harvesting and being in possession of an illegal animal for
which there is no open season. They will also get
you on obstruction. And what's worse is that you will
be up against the Department of Justice and they have

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unlimited resources. You will bankrupt your finances on legal fees.
The government knows this. This is how they're going to
squeeze you to keep you quiet, you will be forced
to sign an on disclosure agreement and then pay a
huge fine and then serve the next ten years in
prison or on probation so they can keep up with you.

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If you don't keep your mouth shut, they're going to
produce bogus DNA and say you murdered a human. Imagine
how crazy you will sound in court testifying that you
shot and killed a bigfoot while the medical examiner testifies
the subject was in a very decomposed state when it arrived,
but DNA testing reveals that the deceased was in fact

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a human. There will be a grain of truth to that,
but that is it. And if you insist you shot
a hairy bigfoot, then the jury will think your nuts
and lock you up for life. Obviously, there are ways
around this in these circumstances. This means that when you
kill a bigfoot, you got to keep it a secret.

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Allow for verification and documentation by a qualified person, document
everything by video iiO, but do not allow the public
to have access to either the body or you communicate
with the outside world through a trusted attorney. It would
even be a good idea for both you and the
corpse to leave the country for a bit. You will

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be responsible for preserving the body and remember document everything.
My approach would be to give favorable treatment to an
offer from an American so that you can tie immunity
to the agreement. Plus, with the discovery out into the
open and the FEDS cannot cover it up, this will

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enable you to monetize the experience to its fullist extent.
An agreement to be free to do this will also
be struck as a condition of turnover. Another possibility is
to cut a deal with foreign government. You must be
prepared for this. You may have to live in exile,
but such will be the price for your fortune. The

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most important things to remember is that you absolutely must
maintain possession of the body and have secure means to
communicate to your agents your attorneys working for you on
the outside while you are underground with the corpse. I
don't know a soul who would go through all this
trouble to make any kind of money, but this is

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how you'll have to do it. These are things to
consider if you are serious about killing a Sosquatch. You
will have to play hardball with the government. Thus the
need to take security measures in order to maintain a
level playing field where you are beyond the reach of
their hardball tactics, as should be a parent. Killing a

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bigfoot is just the first step. If you're going to
collect the prize, then you must have a plan. It
will be a long and treacherous few years. Steve Lilly,
Hook Johnson and me Lewis Shanks, we don't have this problem.
We are sanctioned and paid to kill these things, and
business was good until they screwed us over. Cam. Read

(09:12):
this to your audience. Make sure they know there's a
big price to pay killing a bigfoot. All right, Lewis,
there you go. Brother. I just read it to everybody,
and I hope anybody out there that's actually planning on
killing one of these things think twice about it, because
you're about to go down a road that is never ending.
But the main thing is to have a plan, and

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the plan could take many years. And I'm like Lewis,
I don't know many people willing to give up their
lives to kill a bigfoot and get paid for it.
It's good words from Lewis Shanks. Thanks Lewis. Okay, if
you follow this podcast for any amount of time, you

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know that about once every three or four months, I
get an email from someone who it's not necessarily a story,
it's their take on Bigfoot or UFOs or whatever. And
the ones that I find interesting or they have something
new to say, sometimes I'll stop and share those. And
I've got one of those now. So a lot of

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what you hear this is kind of a lengthy email,
but a lot of what you hear will be some
of it you've heard before. But as we get to
the end, I think you're going to be surprised at
what the man tells us. But first listen to where
he works and what he does, and it should build
a little bit of trust in this guy. So let's
just jump into it. He says, my name is William.

(10:39):
This is a pseudonym that I wish to use as
a form of personal protection. I'm from Lake City, Florida,
and I enjoy listening to your YouTube channel all the
various encounters, etc. I also appreciate your candor and reluctance
in sharing private contact info. And as a scientist in
an aerospace engineer, I have worked with NASA on various

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space bound payloads. A whole many science degrees, bachelors, Masters,
PhDs and a doctorate, so basically, I ain't no dumbass,
he says. I'm also collaborating with Elon Musk on some
of his current projects. So as you can see, this
is why I'm using a pseudonym, because what I'm about

(11:24):
to share with you are my personal observations concerning the skunk, ape, bigfoot, sasquatch.
My sources are all over the Internet, and I'm sharing
my observations not for fame or notoriety, but simply to
help you if it can. Well, if you're maybe I
shouldn't have read this, if you're just talking about stuff

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that's already on the internet. This look, just let me
get through this because at the end, I think you're
going to find this interesting. But if he's just spouting
stuff from the internet, it's stuff everybody's heard. But let's
go on and see if we can find some nuggets
of interest. In this item number one Physiology, it appears
that the creature we call sosquatch is some form of

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forest dape, but it might also be an ape hybrid
crossbred with some other critter. Due to its humongous size, stature,
and strength, the only plausible answer is that forest tapes
were mated with fallen angels. The Nephilum heard it before.
This would explain why they grow to such humongous gargantuan

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sizes and explain why their appetites are voracious. This physiological
paradigm is defined by the Holy Bible concerning the Giants
of Old and also in many other religious books concerning giants.
As there were the offspring of fallen angels meting with
human women. Most scientists and researchers might call this a

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huge red flag, even though they have no other plausible explanation.
If you don't know, then you must accept my interpretation.
Juvenile sizequatches grow to as much as six to eight
feet in height, and young adults from seven to nine
feet tall, and full grown adults ten or more feet

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in height when standing fully erect on their two legs.
Sisquatch are not covered in fur, but instead are covered
in long hair, sometimes black, sometimes reddish brown. They seem
to exhibit the form of thermolossoms fing read this thermo
luminous scentce causing their hair to sparkle, and this may

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be a form of camouflage. Sisquatch also have yellow eyes.
If a bright light is pointed into their eyes, they
might appear as green in color, but squatches also have
an inner opaque eyelid with multiple blood capillaries, making it
seem as though their eyes are red. When this inner
eyelid is closed. It seems to be there to protect

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their eyeballs from sunlight or other strong light sources. Now
that's one I've never heard. Siequatch prefer hunting under cover
of trees or at night. Sisquatch also have a conical
head due largely to a built in natural sensory cavity
that seems to work as a natural radar, similar to

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a porpoise or a bat. Siequatch are known to hoot
hal scream during their hunting. What they're really doing is
too fold as a form of communication with other sasquatches
and I don't know what this word is. It's just
b as a form of bats and bats as a

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form of radar location finder to determine various locations in
the dark, such as rocks, trees, and other critters and people.
Even though their eyesight is quite remarkable at night, this
built in radar adds to their prowess. Okay, so they
have internal radar like a whale or a dolphin or

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a bat. I've never heard that before. Since sisquatch are
ape hybrids, they not only are quite able to walk
on all fours, but also stand upright like a human.
When they hunt, they typically crawl around on all fours,
sneaking onto their prey without detection, but they also climb
trees and swing around from tree to tree, which would

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explain why there are so few footprints left behind. It
has also been observed by hunters that when squatches are
discovered when they run, they can travel many miles within
a few minutes. Their stride with leg length measuring from
ankle to groin is approximately six feet or more, and
it allows them to travel great distances, even up steep

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endclines that would stop most men, and even climb sheer
rock faces quite easily. Si squatch have a built in
aroma gland that produces each with its own unique scince signature.
To us, though it's a god awful stench. Sisquats defecate
on themselves, probably due to their long hair, which also

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explains why you would never discover their scout left behind,
which adds to their stench. To me, they smell like
the worst sewage. Ever, plus burnt rubber smell very similar
to a skunk, hence the term skunk ap. Their stench
is unmistakable, but oftentimes they have no noticeable aroma, probably

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after swimming through water. Yes, they do swim. Due to
their size. They are known to be extremely powerful and
able to pull entire tree root systems completely out of
the ground with the tree trunk still attached. Many people
have reported hearing sasquatch running through forest, knocking over trees
as though they are a bulldozer. Okay, now he gets

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into their food, and this is kind of interesting. Apes
are herbivores. Sasquat watch are omnivores. They eat everything they
can get their hands on, vegetables, fruit berries, grubes, badgers, platypus, skunks,
possum pulkcats, snakes, turtles, and large birds such as vultures, eagles,

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and raptors, and they also eat deer, mule, deer, elk, bull, elk, moose, bison, cows, bears,
while bore, pig, horn, big horn, sheep, fish, crawfish, just
about anything edible. Typically, when they enter an area, they
eat everything within their reach, and when they deplete the
primary food sources, they turn to hunting and eating humans.

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Case in point, every year, many thousands of people disappear
in our national parks. Perhaps the reason why it is
it has been said, mostly as a funny anecdote, that
sasquatch eat their dead. Well, that is absolutely true. Only
one skeleton has ever been found. Really, I didn't know that.
I didn't know there's a sasquatch skeletons. It has also

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been reported, mostly among cattle mutilations, that the cows intestines
were removed, leaving the meat. Sisquats love eating the intestines.
There was a report not too long ago here in
Florida by some traveler stopped in a rest area from
a roadway that skirted a swamp location, and the report

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was from a woman observer telling that she saw a
hairyman running naked through the swamp, seemingly hunting and killing
multiple pigs and a deer. Another male observer reported he
witnessed the same thing, except the naked hairyman was breaking
the legs of the wild boar and deer. The naked

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hairyman was observed from a distance of two thousand yards away.
That is a long long way. That is that's six
thousand feet. That's over a mile. That's eight hundred feet
farther than a mile. I don't know how anyone can
see anything in any kind of detail from a mile

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one and a quarter miles away. I really don't. Maybe
with field glasses maybe they could, but not with their
naked eye. Sorry defense. Most of the time, sasquatch test
their prey by doing tree peeking, that is, peaking around
a tree trunk to observe whomever or whatever they're tracking.
Oftentimes they will also throw rocks or pebbles, and also

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knock on hollow tree trunks to communicate with other sasquatches.
If you are hunting alone and you experience a sasquatch
tree peeking, run like hell and get out of there
as fast as you can. Sasquatch hunt impacts of three
or four, usually with a juvenile to teach them how
to hunt. If you experience seeing a sasquatch while you're

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out and the wild, chances are there two or three
more encircling you or sneaking up on you. According to
a government source, the only good firearm that can drop
a squatch or large caliber rifles such as a fifty
caliber Barrett sniper rifle A three eight might work with
one hundred and eighty five grain bullet. Even a seven

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millimeter or an ak Nato round seven six' two only
with multiple shots and aiming for their torso will only
make them. Mad, instead aim for their head one, shot one.
Kill handguns don't do, shit he. Says but shotguns can
slow them. Down shooting smaller caliber rifles such as an

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hour fifteen with a five point five six won't do
anything to stop. THEM i think we need to Consult
Steve lilly on. This he may have some. Information many
people have reported living in peace and harmony along with
sasquatch and have reported them as being mostly. Peaceful don't
be an, idiot the writer. Says these creatures will win your,

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trust and then when you least expect, it they will
kidnap and kill, you and they will eat. You primates
no matter what, size can be extremely. Dangerous case in,
point who would have ever thought that a chimpanzee had
the strength to rip your face off in one swift.
Move yet that's exactly what happened to one woman who

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was holding the chimp like her pet or a. Baby
if a chimp can rip your whole face. Off just
imagine what A sasquatch can. Do sisquatch were once listed
in THE Us Army Field Survival manual as an animal
that you should steer clear. Of the Many First nations
people and Other Indian americans have reported The sasquatch as being,

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peaceful but then also hesitate or completely refuse to report
that their women have also been taken by The. Sasquatch
and with that being, SAID i want to tell you
that the story you shared once, already as it has
been told in the VIDEO A Savage Bigfoot clan hunted IN, Bc.
CANADA i will enscreen that. Video it'll come up here

(22:03):
in just a, minute so you'll see it pop up
on the screen when the podcast. Ends just just in
a couple of. Minutes he says that story is true
starting at thirty six oh seven the. Timestam there may
have been some things omitted or, change but the event
really did, happen according to some government insiders who told

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me their version of the same. Event please trust me
WHEN i tell you some may appear to be hunting,
alone but always hunt with other bigfoot. Critters, AGAIN i must,
reiterate s, squat you are extremely dangerous, monsters be very
cautious and careful around. Them god bless and best, regards

(22:44):
and he Signs, William, uh that's A sometimes these are real.
Interesting the last paragraph about that Savage bigfoot clan hunted IN, Bc.
Canada you can watch that video if you just hang
on to the end and click on. It he says that's,
true and he knows people who have who have shared
the same story with him with a few details. Changing

(23:06):
so that's real. INTERESTING a lot of this STUFF i don't.
Know i'm real skeptical. ABOUT i think he's gathering a
lot of information in taking U probably he's probably keeping
a journal or you, know some statistics like you, know
this sasquatch was six to eight feet, tall it had
red brown. Hair eat, this it chased. Me if you

(23:27):
take enough of, those you'll get a pattern if these things,
exist what they what their behavior is. Like AND i think,
that's you, know based on word of. Mouth that's not
a bad way to kind of get a broad picture
of what these things are and what their temperaments. Are
and this man may be. Right AND i stopped a few,
times And i'm not sounding. Flippant i'm just, saying like

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the witnesses who saw the sisquatches breaking pig legs over
two thousand yards. Away LIKE i, said that's a that's
a one and a quarter. Miles that's A i can't even.
SEE i can't see what something is doing in detail
from five hundred. YARDS i can't see. It and even
when my glasses on my, eyesight it's kind of gotten

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worse As i've gotten. Older BUT i can't make out
what a deer's. Doing if it's, eating if it's eating
leaves off the, limp it's raking its horns, on you can't.
Tell you can't tell when they're that far. Away so,
anyway the point is is THAT i wasn't being critical
of this. MAN i was being a little skeptical of
these witnesses accounts of these things two thousand yards. Away

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and there were some other things in this THAT i
don't really. Buy and there's some things in here that
make perfect sense to. Me so that's what these are.
For Pick out things you, like pick out things you don't.
Like you don't have to argue about. It nobody needs
to hate each other because they disagree about an animal
that we don't even have a really good picture. Of
it's just stuff to think, about you, know stuff to think.

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About all, RIGHT i think that's gonna wind us up
on this Podcas. Cast we'll see you guys on the next.
One thank. You