March 11, 2025 • 15 mins
Don, Sam and Jake discuss walking, being arrested, hot dogs, hallways, and Deep Purple.
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I'm like fucking trying to tune in Tokyo.
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Nice.
So here we go.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
That's why God gave us all nipples.
I know, right?
Play with mine and get my fucking on.
I know that's going to be on a blooper reel somewhere.
Try to keep me and Don contained.
And good fucking luck with that.
Yeah.
Well, there is no law that says your manager
can't be a total ****.
And she's taking full advantage of that.
Ha ha ha ha.
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A pro level piece of ****.
So most people look at me and go, OK, he's 22 and hot.
With a giant penis.
And that's not what people say at all.
Something's stuck in my throat there, sir.
The blooper reel is just creating itself now.
God damn, man.
That's the government penalizing you for good choices.
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He didn't say penis.
The government penis is going to shaft you one way or another.
It's like, what do you bitch?
I bitched your mom last night.
I mean, that's just like.
I'm Jake Jacobs.
This is Sammy.
This is the Don.
And you're listening to What the ****.
Welcome to the shit show.
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We may have to rename this podcast the shit show.
How old is your daughter, Samantha?
14 and a half.
Do you allow her to walk to places if she wants to?
From the bus stop home is about the only place.
Today's society versus back in my day, your day,
it's not like it was.
You very easily can get snatched up or hurt or you look at someone the wrong way.
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People will fucking snatch here.
Like I've watched too many true crime shows, podcasts, videos from from mothers who walk
around with their kids in Wal-Mart and have these dudes just creeping behind them,
like waiting to snatch.
I'm like, I'm not a helicopter parent necessarily, but at the same time,
like I care about the fact that she may drive me up a fucking wall,
but I don't want her getting kidnapped.
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And there's nothing wrong with that.
Your response to that kind of explains where I'm going with this.
This is in Georgia.
Woman is taking her daughter to urgent care because her daughter was sick and left her
10 year old son at home.
And it's fine.
I don't like that.
So then again, this kind of explains part of where the story is coming from.
While mom is at urgent care with daughter, 10 year old son decides that he's going to
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walk down to the store, which he's done a million times as a 10 year old.
And it's less than a mile from his house.
So as he's walking to the store, he's like almost there.
And old bitty is how it was described in the news piece.
Saw the young man walking by himself and called the police because this 10 year old boy was
walking down the street in this little town in Georgia.
So the police showed up, questioned the young man, and he's like, yeah, I live right down
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the road. I'm walking to the store.
I do this all the time.
So they call the mother and the mother leaves the urgent care.
They arrest the mother for a child endangerment.
She gets out of jail and three months later, the district attorney has dismissed the charges
for now.
She got charged with a misdemeanor.
I feel like that was a bit of an overreach.
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They also wanted her to take some type of parenting classes.
And she's like, I have three kids.
He's the youngest.
That's, I feel a little extreme.
The only time I've left her home alone when she was sick and I was outdoor dashing, it
was like I left her here, but I could still check in with her and the cameras and I'd
pop into the house like every hour just to be like, hey, you good?
You need anything?
Don't 14 year olds babysit these days, haven't they?
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Forever?
14, 15 years old, you fucking babysitting.
You're in charge of other people's children while you're out drinking.
She may be 14, but she's got the mentality of like, she doesn't make great decisions.
I guess this happened like on a break, like a spring break or something or a fall break.
It was obviously not a school day.
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And she even told the police.
He walks to the store all the time.
It's like three quarters of a mile.
Did he tell me he was going to do that?
No, but there's kids that play around in the neighborhood and I do see some walking or
whatever.
But if it was a 10 year old that was small for his age and looked a lot younger, then
I'd be like, why is this tiny child meandering about?
Where's like an adult?
But if my child who at 14 is taller than me and I'm five, six, she's probably creeping
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up on like five, eight now.
I would have less of a qualm because I'm like, oh, you're, you're a giant child because this
one has run away from home at a very young age, crossed a main road to go over to Michael's
at four in the morning because I wouldn't buy her craft supplies and she wanted to try
and buy craft supplies.
And the cops did have to bring her home to me.
So I've got a little PTSD from that.
So the key point here was this was like around noon.
So it was broad daylight.
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It wasn't at night.
And he even told the old lady, hey, I'm walking to the store.
Why are you calling the cops?
Yeah, I feel like that was a little, little over dramatic.
This female cop that showed up told the mom that what she did was illegal.
And she's like, what is illegal about a 10 year old boy walking down the street?
And unless that state has a specific law that says like, you can't leave a kid alone under
a certain age, then maybe.
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I wonder how the prosecuting attorney came to the conclusion that they probably weren't
going to win this case in court.
Yeah.
I feel like that was kind of overkill.
That was a conversation could have been had like, Hey, maybe you should have brought him
with you or something, but to arrest her and charge her for like child.
I think is a bit of an overreach.
There's a couple of things that go along with that in my opinion, this day and age.
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Number one, I'm a Gen Xer and we are the most fucked up generation that you have ever seen
in your life.
Most of us are our latchkey kids.
Well, a lot of it has to do and I'm not talking about every single Gen Xer or every single
boomers fucked up or every single millennial or Gen Z or I don't mean that, right?
I'm not generalizing, but our generation, the Gen Xers and we had the coolest generation,
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but some of these folks, these motherfuckers, a lot of times need to mind their fucking
business.
You got your mind, it's racing too much.
You need to stay in your lane.
The second thing is people tend to overly support that in which they have the biggest
interest.
For instance, the cop telling you that's against the law, that's illegal.
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Why don't you pull that motherfucking code up for me?
There's sister Sue, right?
But you can't do that because all they want to do then is they want to fucking argue because
they don't want to be wrong.
I had this friend of mine once upon a time when we were younger.
It was weird to be gay.
It was weird to have any gayness floating around at all.
Well then he grew up, married this delightful gal.
They started a family and one of their kids ended up gay as fuck.
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All of a sudden it's like, well, if you don't like gay people, you're an asshole.
To that point, people tend to overemphasize that in which they have the biggest interest.
The cop, their interest is in the law and so with her telling this woman that that's
illegal.
They're trying to scare her without having actual evidence and receipts.
A lot of times somebody would say something on Facebook.
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There's this theory that sometimes you got to throw some bullshit out there to see who's
repeating it.
People just need to mind their goddamn business.
One thing aggravates the filers fuck out of me is mind your business.
Just like a baby update to our favorite OnlyFans star, Lily, she's pregnant.
I hope she's got a spreadsheet of every man she lets stick it in her because that's going
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to be a lot of paternity tests.
That was the chick that took a personal challenge to fuck a thousand guys in a month and she
exceeded it in less than a month and now she's pregnant.
So did she not take birth control pills?
I think her birth control said, bro, I give up.
I give up either that or out of those thousand plus men, at least one or two condoms had
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to have broken or something.
I don't know how I didn't know.
I didn't hear that.
Oh yeah.
She is pregnant.
Oh my God.
So she born to thousand dudes to arrival.
So it wasn't like they stuck it in, moved along, stuck it in, moved along.
We don't know the circumstances.
Is there no video on this?
No, not that I'm aware of.
I'm sure there probably is, but it's like not out for the public consumption.
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I have to imagine it was probably like each guy got 30 seconds or something.
I don't even know if I'd want to watch that.
But like the last guy going at that has got to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Ain't no way.
Oh damn.
Ain't no way there's any friction left in that poor girl.
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But at the same time, I'm like, yeah.
So she and but that was like the month prior she did like a 300 guy challenge or something.
Yeah, she was warming up.
She's boinked collectively, probably like a couple of thou at this point.
I had to venture, I guess.
So right about now there's about 1500 dudes like sweating this shit, right?
Right.
Probably wondering like, oh shit, is it me?
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1500 dudes sweating.
First off, if you're willing to be one of a thousand fucking dongs, they get slid down
that fucking slippery slope.
That hallway.
You're a nasty motherfucker to start with.
You are fucked up in the gourd.
But also, I mean, she did she has said that these stunts that she's doing, she's making
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wild about.
So it's not like she necessarily needs a baby daddy because like she's making crazy money
from doing this.
So like she can afford to take care of this kid.
I mean, that could just up the ante.
Fuck a pregnant woman a thousand times.
Like, what the fuck?
You know, we talked about addictive personalities a couple of weeks ago, but I don't have an
addictive personality, but I jump into shit like full flesh.
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Like I can't just buy one guitar.
I got to have, you know, 40 called hyper fixation, hyper fixation, right?
It's a, it's a, it's a symptom of ADHD.
Why do you think I own a small Michael's worth of crafting supplies?
Because I don't just buy one thing for a craft.
I buy all, you have to buy all the things just all the things.
So I bought it and I was living in a fucking hotel.
I was in Willow Grove, Pennsylvania, going to P three school for anti submarine electronics.
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And this is back in cassette days.
I ended up buying all the Madonna records, whatever it was out at the time.
And this was probably an 87, you know, you might be my lucky, whatever the fuck.
And dude, I would jam that shit, man.
Living in my shitty fucking, and it was a seedy fucking motel bath right there in Horsham,
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Pennsylvania.
But yeah, man, I bought all that shit.
And now my, my jam is Slayer.
I don't think that's even a secret now.
The whole fucking world knows that every goddamn song slayers.
I think I forgot who your favorite band is.
Who is it again?
It's Slayer.
So there's, there's a thing in it.
Let me tell you how this happened.
I did not listen to Slayer as a kid.
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I was a metalhead.
I just didn't listen to Slayer.
And I was more of an eighties hair band guy.
You know, I'm your standard rat motley crew Bon Jovi Bon Jovi, by the way, it was the highest
grossing band in the eighties.
And I always fancy myself as a metalhead.
I remember me and my brother, we had a music store.
This was before kind of the big box stores.
We had a local music store called new generation in Baton Rouge.
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We went in there and my brother and I, he's two years younger than me, but you know, we're
super similar.
He's like, you know, we want some hard rock.
So the dude hooked us up with three cassettes.
One was Queens, right?
Queen of the right.
Their first EP that they self produced.
Nice.
Yeah.
Which automatically made me fall in love with, with Jeff Tate and that fuck.
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Jeff Tate.
Oh my God.
He's phenomenal.
The second was Metallica, Ride the Light.
Another EP.
And then last but not least was fast way, fast Eddie Clark.
Fast Eddie Clark was a guitar player and he had this, this song on there, say what you
will.
It's fucked badass still is this day.
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I never listened to Slayer.
One day I'm on Facebook and I'm cruising through some fucking memes.
I'm going down this rabbit hole and this meme pops up and it was Paul McCartney on there.
There's this face in it and it said, how does it feel to have played in the greatest band
that has ever existed?
And Paul McCartney's answer was, you know, of course it's a, it's a meme.
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It's funny.
I do not recall ever playing in Slayer.
So that kind of triggered something in my head.
This was a while.
This was a long time ago.
And so I was like, huh, Slayer.
I was never part of Slayer.
I was never a big fan of Slayer.
I've just never, when I listened to them at the time, it was just, they were probably
ahead of their time.
It was too much for me.
And I listened to Slayer one day and I don't remember what song it was.
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Probably Bloodline or something like that.
I was like, holy fucking shit.
Now Slayer is my jam.
I wear Slayer shirts around like 60 year old guy walking around fucking Slayer shirts.
People, oh, I'm sure like, you don't even do a little fuck this shit.
Shut the fuck up.
But I listened to Slayer just all day.
Slayer plasso over everything.
You think you uncultured swine.
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That's right.
I mean, fucking shut up.
You don't know Slayer.
In any case, so that's kind of, that was my, that was a what the fuck moment, Jake, because
it was like, I never even paid attention to Slayer until I saw that joke, that joke meme.
I do not recall ever playing in Slayer, but hey.
So the other day, Samantha sends me a text.
She's like, Hey, what was that song from Jesus Christ Superstars?
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So I sent it to her.
So I have kind of like a tie in here.
Okay.
This is going to be a music recommendation for both of you.
Okay.
And Don, you may have already heard this.
Okay.
So that was Gethsemane and that was from the original Jesus Christ Superstar.
And that singer was Ian Gillen, who was the lead singer for Deep Purple at the time.
And one of their biggest hits that everyone associates Deep Purple with is a song called
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Smoke on the Water.
And Samantha, if you've never heard this, trust me, this guitar riff will get stuck
in your head and you'll never forget it.
And it's one of the songs.
It's one of the songs, if you go into a guitar store, the song is outlawed.
You're not allowed to play this in the guitar store because the employees will tell you
to stop playing it.
It is absolutely outlawed.
It is a cool song, but it's an earworm.
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You will never forget it because the riff just goes...
Shall I play it?
Can you Hungarian meat whistle that shit?
Oh, that one.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
Right?
Okay.
That I...
Yes.
I didn't...
Now, a couple of weeks ago, we were talking about Dopey.
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Dopey is a bro.
What a Dopey is.
Now, I love blues, so does Don.
There is an artist, his name is Justin Johnson.
He's been around for a little while.
He does a Delta Blues version of Smoke on the Water on this fucking Dopey, Don.
And when I tell you, when I was listening to this thing the other day, I was flabbergasted.
I was like, holy shit.
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For someone for the first time hearing that, they are going to want to seek out the original
and see if you've never heard the original before, when you hear this, you're like, that's...
I've heard the original.
It's been a while.
It's not on any of my recent playlists, but I have heard the song before.
Nice.
Don, I'm telling you, it's like...
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Oh, dude, I'm fucking jam rocking right now, man.
Man, I watched that.
And a lot of times when I see something like that, that I've never seen before, I'll listen
to a little bit of it.
I was fucking glued to it, man.
I think I was drooling at some point.
I'm like, fuck me running.
Holy shit.
Like, I've heard that song a million times, but not like that.
One of the comments said, this music is so good, the album comes with a half a pack of
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marbles and a summary judgment for Alan O'Hara.
Nice.
I'm like fucking trying to tune in Tokyo.
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Nice.
So here we go.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
That's why God gave us all nipples.
I know, right?
Play with mine and get my fucking on.
I know that's going to be on a blooper reel somewhere.
Try to keep me and Don contained.
And good fucking luck with that.
Yeah.
Well, there is no law that says your manager
can't be a total ****.
And she's taking full advantage of that.
Ha ha ha ha.
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A pro level piece of ****.
So most people look at me and go, OK, he's 22 and hot.
With a giant penis.
And that's not what people say at all.
Something's stuck in my throat there, sir.
The blooper reel is just creating itself now.
God damn, man.
That's the government penalizing you for good choices.
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He didn't say penis.
The government penis is going to shaft you one way or another.
It's like, what do you bitch?
I bitched your mom last night.
I mean, that's just like.
I'm Jake Jacobs.
This is Sammy.
This is the Don.
And you're listening to What the ****.
Welcome to the shit show.
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We may have to rename this podcast the shit show.
How old is your daughter, Samantha?
14 and a half.
Do you allow her to walk to places if she wants to?
From the bus stop home is about the only place.
Today's society versus back in my day, your day,
it's not like it was.
You very easily can get snatched up or hurt or you look at someone the wrong way.
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People will fucking snatch here.
Like I've watched too many true crime shows, podcasts, videos from from mothers who walk
around with their kids in Wal-Mart and have these dudes just creeping behind them,
like waiting to snatch.
I'm like, I'm not a helicopter parent necessarily, but at the same time,
like I care about the fact that she may drive me up a fucking wall,
but I don't want her getting kidnapped.
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And there's nothing wrong with that.
Your response to that kind of explains where I'm going with this.
This is in Georgia.
Woman is taking her daughter to urgent care because her daughter was sick and left her
10 year old son at home.
And it's fine.
I don't like that.
So then again, this kind of explains part of where the story is coming from.
While mom is at urgent care with daughter, 10 year old son decides that he's going to
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walk down to the store, which he's done a million times as a 10 year old.
And it's less than a mile from his house.
So as he's walking to the store, he's like almost there.
And old bitty is how it was described in the news piece.
Saw the young man walking by himself and called the police because this 10 year old boy was
walking down the street in this little town in Georgia.
So the police showed up, questioned the young man, and he's like, yeah, I live right down
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the road. I'm walking to the store.
I do this all the time.
So they call the mother and the mother leaves the urgent care.
They arrest the mother for a child endangerment.
She gets out of jail and three months later, the district attorney has dismissed the charges
for now.
She got charged with a misdemeanor.
I feel like that was a bit of an overreach.
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They also wanted her to take some type of parenting classes.
And she's like, I have three kids.
He's the youngest.
That's, I feel a little extreme.
The only time I've left her home alone when she was sick and I was outdoor dashing, it
was like I left her here, but I could still check in with her and the cameras and I'd
pop into the house like every hour just to be like, hey, you good?
You need anything?
Don't 14 year olds babysit these days, haven't they?
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Forever?
14, 15 years old, you fucking babysitting.
You're in charge of other people's children while you're out drinking.
She may be 14, but she's got the mentality of like, she doesn't make great decisions.
I guess this happened like on a break, like a spring break or something or a fall break.
It was obviously not a school day.
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And she even told the police.
He walks to the store all the time.
It's like three quarters of a mile.
Did he tell me he was going to do that?
No, but there's kids that play around in the neighborhood and I do see some walking or
whatever.
But if it was a 10 year old that was small for his age and looked a lot younger, then
I'd be like, why is this tiny child meandering about?
Where's like an adult?
But if my child who at 14 is taller than me and I'm five, six, she's probably creeping
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up on like five, eight now.
I would have less of a qualm because I'm like, oh, you're, you're a giant child because this
one has run away from home at a very young age, crossed a main road to go over to Michael's
at four in the morning because I wouldn't buy her craft supplies and she wanted to try
and buy craft supplies.
And the cops did have to bring her home to me.
So I've got a little PTSD from that.
So the key point here was this was like around noon.
So it was broad daylight.
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It wasn't at night.
And he even told the old lady, hey, I'm walking to the store.
Why are you calling the cops?
Yeah, I feel like that was a little, little over dramatic.
This female cop that showed up told the mom that what she did was illegal.
And she's like, what is illegal about a 10 year old boy walking down the street?
And unless that state has a specific law that says like, you can't leave a kid alone under
a certain age, then maybe.
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I wonder how the prosecuting attorney came to the conclusion that they probably weren't
going to win this case in court.
Yeah.
I feel like that was kind of overkill.
That was a conversation could have been had like, Hey, maybe you should have brought him
with you or something, but to arrest her and charge her for like child.
I think is a bit of an overreach.
There's a couple of things that go along with that in my opinion, this day and age.
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Number one, I'm a Gen Xer and we are the most fucked up generation that you have ever seen
in your life.
Most of us are our latchkey kids.
Well, a lot of it has to do and I'm not talking about every single Gen Xer or every single
boomers fucked up or every single millennial or Gen Z or I don't mean that, right?
I'm not generalizing, but our generation, the Gen Xers and we had the coolest generation,
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but some of these folks, these motherfuckers, a lot of times need to mind their fucking
business.
You got your mind, it's racing too much.
You need to stay in your lane.
The second thing is people tend to overly support that in which they have the biggest
interest.
For instance, the cop telling you that's against the law, that's illegal.
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Why don't you pull that motherfucking code up for me?
There's sister Sue, right?
But you can't do that because all they want to do then is they want to fucking argue because
they don't want to be wrong.
I had this friend of mine once upon a time when we were younger.
It was weird to be gay.
It was weird to have any gayness floating around at all.
Well then he grew up, married this delightful gal.
They started a family and one of their kids ended up gay as fuck.
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All of a sudden it's like, well, if you don't like gay people, you're an asshole.
To that point, people tend to overemphasize that in which they have the biggest interest.
The cop, their interest is in the law and so with her telling this woman that that's
illegal.
They're trying to scare her without having actual evidence and receipts.
A lot of times somebody would say something on Facebook.
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There's this theory that sometimes you got to throw some bullshit out there to see who's
repeating it.
People just need to mind their goddamn business.
One thing aggravates the filers fuck out of me is mind your business.
Just like a baby update to our favorite OnlyFans star, Lily, she's pregnant.
I hope she's got a spreadsheet of every man she lets stick it in her because that's going
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to be a lot of paternity tests.
That was the chick that took a personal challenge to fuck a thousand guys in a month and she
exceeded it in less than a month and now she's pregnant.
So did she not take birth control pills?
I think her birth control said, bro, I give up.
I give up either that or out of those thousand plus men, at least one or two condoms had
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to have broken or something.
I don't know how I didn't know.
I didn't hear that.
Oh yeah.
She is pregnant.
Oh my God.
So she born to thousand dudes to arrival.
So it wasn't like they stuck it in, moved along, stuck it in, moved along.
We don't know the circumstances.
Is there no video on this?
No, not that I'm aware of.
I'm sure there probably is, but it's like not out for the public consumption.
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I have to imagine it was probably like each guy got 30 seconds or something.
I don't even know if I'd want to watch that.
But like the last guy going at that has got to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Ain't no way.
Oh damn.
Ain't no way there's any friction left in that poor girl.
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But at the same time, I'm like, yeah.
So she and but that was like the month prior she did like a 300 guy challenge or something.
Yeah, she was warming up.
She's boinked collectively, probably like a couple of thou at this point.
I had to venture, I guess.
So right about now there's about 1500 dudes like sweating this shit, right?
Right.
Probably wondering like, oh shit, is it me?
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1500 dudes sweating.
First off, if you're willing to be one of a thousand fucking dongs, they get slid down
that fucking slippery slope.
That hallway.
You're a nasty motherfucker to start with.
You are fucked up in the gourd.
But also, I mean, she did she has said that these stunts that she's doing, she's making
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wild about.
So it's not like she necessarily needs a baby daddy because like she's making crazy money
from doing this.
So like she can afford to take care of this kid.
I mean, that could just up the ante.
Fuck a pregnant woman a thousand times.
Like, what the fuck?
You know, we talked about addictive personalities a couple of weeks ago, but I don't have an
addictive personality, but I jump into shit like full flesh.
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Like I can't just buy one guitar.
I got to have, you know, 40 called hyper fixation, hyper fixation, right?
It's a, it's a, it's a symptom of ADHD.
Why do you think I own a small Michael's worth of crafting supplies?
Because I don't just buy one thing for a craft.
I buy all, you have to buy all the things just all the things.
So I bought it and I was living in a fucking hotel.
I was in Willow Grove, Pennsylvania, going to P three school for anti submarine electronics.
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And this is back in cassette days.
I ended up buying all the Madonna records, whatever it was out at the time.
And this was probably an 87, you know, you might be my lucky, whatever the fuck.
And dude, I would jam that shit, man.
Living in my shitty fucking, and it was a seedy fucking motel bath right there in Horsham,
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Pennsylvania.
But yeah, man, I bought all that shit.
And now my, my jam is Slayer.
I don't think that's even a secret now.
The whole fucking world knows that every goddamn song slayers.
I think I forgot who your favorite band is.
Who is it again?
It's Slayer.
So there's, there's a thing in it.
Let me tell you how this happened.
I did not listen to Slayer as a kid.
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I was a metalhead.
I just didn't listen to Slayer.
And I was more of an eighties hair band guy.
You know, I'm your standard rat motley crew Bon Jovi Bon Jovi, by the way, it was the highest
grossing band in the eighties.
And I always fancy myself as a metalhead.
I remember me and my brother, we had a music store.
This was before kind of the big box stores.
We had a local music store called new generation in Baton Rouge.
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We went in there and my brother and I, he's two years younger than me, but you know, we're
super similar.
He's like, you know, we want some hard rock.
So the dude hooked us up with three cassettes.
One was Queens, right?
Queen of the right.
Their first EP that they self produced.
Nice.
Yeah.
Which automatically made me fall in love with, with Jeff Tate and that fuck.
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Jeff Tate.
Oh my God.
He's phenomenal.
The second was Metallica, Ride the Light.
Another EP.
And then last but not least was fast way, fast Eddie Clark.
Fast Eddie Clark was a guitar player and he had this, this song on there, say what you
will.
It's fucked badass still is this day.
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I never listened to Slayer.
One day I'm on Facebook and I'm cruising through some fucking memes.
I'm going down this rabbit hole and this meme pops up and it was Paul McCartney on there.
There's this face in it and it said, how does it feel to have played in the greatest band
that has ever existed?
And Paul McCartney's answer was, you know, of course it's a, it's a meme.
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It's funny.
I do not recall ever playing in Slayer.
So that kind of triggered something in my head.
This was a while.
This was a long time ago.
And so I was like, huh, Slayer.
I was never part of Slayer.
I was never a big fan of Slayer.
I've just never, when I listened to them at the time, it was just, they were probably
ahead of their time.
It was too much for me.
And I listened to Slayer one day and I don't remember what song it was.
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Probably Bloodline or something like that.
I was like, holy fucking shit.
Now Slayer is my jam.
I wear Slayer shirts around like 60 year old guy walking around fucking Slayer shirts.
People, oh, I'm sure like, you don't even do a little fuck this shit.
Shut the fuck up.
But I listened to Slayer just all day.
Slayer plasso over everything.
You think you uncultured swine.
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That's right.
I mean, fucking shut up.
You don't know Slayer.
In any case, so that's kind of, that was my, that was a what the fuck moment, Jake, because
it was like, I never even paid attention to Slayer until I saw that joke, that joke meme.
I do not recall ever playing in Slayer, but hey.
So the other day, Samantha sends me a text.
She's like, Hey, what was that song from Jesus Christ Superstars?
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So I sent it to her.
So I have kind of like a tie in here.
Okay.
This is going to be a music recommendation for both of you.
Okay.
And Don, you may have already heard this.
Okay.
So that was Gethsemane and that was from the original Jesus Christ Superstar.
And that singer was Ian Gillen, who was the lead singer for Deep Purple at the time.
And one of their biggest hits that everyone associates Deep Purple with is a song called
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Smoke on the Water.
And Samantha, if you've never heard this, trust me, this guitar riff will get stuck
in your head and you'll never forget it.
And it's one of the songs.
It's one of the songs, if you go into a guitar store, the song is outlawed.
You're not allowed to play this in the guitar store because the employees will tell you
to stop playing it.
It is absolutely outlawed.
It is a cool song, but it's an earworm.
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You will never forget it because the riff just goes...
Shall I play it?
Can you Hungarian meat whistle that shit?
Oh, that one.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
Right?
Okay.
That I...
Yes.
I didn't...
Now, a couple of weeks ago, we were talking about Dopey.
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Dopey is a bro.
What a Dopey is.
Now, I love blues, so does Don.
There is an artist, his name is Justin Johnson.
He's been around for a little while.
He does a Delta Blues version of Smoke on the Water on this fucking Dopey, Don.
And when I tell you, when I was listening to this thing the other day, I was flabbergasted.
I was like, holy shit.
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For someone for the first time hearing that, they are going to want to seek out the original
and see if you've never heard the original before, when you hear this, you're like, that's...
I've heard the original.
It's been a while.
It's not on any of my recent playlists, but I have heard the song before.
Nice.
Don, I'm telling you, it's like...
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Oh, dude, I'm fucking jam rocking right now, man.
Man, I watched that.
And a lot of times when I see something like that, that I've never seen before, I'll listen
to a little bit of it.
I was fucking glued to it, man.
I think I was drooling at some point.
I'm like, fuck me running.
Holy shit.
Like, I've heard that song a million times, but not like that.
One of the comments said, this music is so good, the album comes with a half a pack of
(15:23):
marbles and a summary judgment for Alan O'Hara.
Nice.
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