What Is He Blowing?

Samantha joins the team as Co-host, and we talk about our favorite phrase.

Episode Transcript

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It used being real sheepish.

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Sheepish. Say that 10 times, Jake.
Sheepish.
I don't know, because I we so take to you.
Let me try talking again.
Oh, yeah, the delusion.
Always a cat interrupting this podcast.
This is during this part when we don't have to put it in there.

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I'm Jake Jacobs and you're listening to What the Fuck?
OK, episode two.
We are a weekend and Samantha is back.

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And some news with that is Samantha is going to be one of my co-hosts.
There's going to be a couple, but Samantha requests to be a co-host.
And I said, fuck yeah, let's do that.
So, Samantha, welcome to episode two.
I think a couple of people have been listening to this.
What do you think?
I think a couple of people have.
I mean, I definitely I've shared it with friends and family.
And for the family that doesn't understand podcasts,

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they'll be listening to it through mine.
So I listened to a couple of times on my own account.
But yeah, I've been sharing it. People have been enjoying it.
So let's talk about recent What the Fucks over the weekend.
I have a neighbor that really loves to use his leaf blower
and not just for blowing leaves.
He uses this thing year round.

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Now, when I'm not doing podcasts with Samantha, I also narrate audiobooks.
Now, I live in a suburban neighborhood.
I don't have a nice recording studio.
And that leaf blower has frequencies
that will seep through concrete, brick foundation
and find its way through my microphone.

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And it creates this high whiny
noise that is impossible to get rid of in recordings.
Well, I could get rid of it, but it would take away some of my voice.
So I always wondered, what is he blowing?
For lack of a better term, can I can I ask, is he is he boomeranged?
No, no, no, he is.

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He is my age.
We're probably like dead even.
So he's a Gen Xer.
I only ask because my mother is a boomeranged and she loves her leaf blower.
And she takes that thing out and she leaf blows like the driveway
and the back patio like every day, if she could, multiple times a day.
Well, my neighbor has this beat because I watched him do this.

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He was washing his wife's car
and then he was using the leaf blower to dry it off.
I kid you not.
Nature will take care of that.
I whispered. What the fuck?
You're like, excuse me, sir.

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There are other people in this world that have things to do.
Like, what if you had a sleeping baby?
Is it really that hard to use like a shammy or something to or just let
I don't know, the sun dry it?
He has created another use for a leaf blower that I didn't know existed.
I mean, I guess he's just using like the poor man's version of going to like
drive through car washes where at the end they just essentially

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giant ass leaf blowers that blow your car dry.
But in suburbia, come on.
But that's just one thing that I that I caught him doing.
So I don't know what else he's blowing.
So I know that's just one thing.
They have ducks and chickens in their backyard.
So he may be blowing the chicken and duck poop all over the place.
I don't know. God, I hope not.

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Making that shit literally airborne.
Yeah.
That's how bird flu happens.
Yeah, you got that right.
There is a new crypto that is somehow worth like 700 million right now.
Would you like to know what it's called?

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Is this the hawk to a girl?
No, not that one. That one.
No, yeah, I'd like to know.
Fart coin. Fart coin. Fart coin.
Seven hundred million, you say? Seven hundred million.
Um, just came on the market towards seven hundred million.
OK. Like I couldn't from an accounting standpoint,

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if I had a client that was like, yeah, all my money is in crypto.
And be like, oh, which one? And you said fart coin to me.
I would laugh you out of my office.
Yeah, I got to jump on that fart coin.
And that just sounded weird coming out of my mouth, by the way.
What a wild thing.
Like, and the fact that it's worth as much as it is.
And like most crypto, when it first comes out, a lot of times

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the valuation will be wild for the first week or two, and then all of a sudden
it'll drop. So I'm anticipating that in the next week or so it will probably drop
because I can't imagine that it gets to the level of actual Bitcoin of
unless people are just doing it for the memes.
That's possible with a name like that. That's just ripe.
Be like, yeah, man, I got that fart coin in the in the old wallet.

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I could never take someone seriously if they were like,
all my money's wrapped up in fart coin.
I'm sorry. What? Yeah.
Wow. But no, I did.
I did see the hot to a girl one too that like she I guess they put it out
and then like it immediately plummeted.

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Well, they yanked it. They did a scam.
Well, supposedly that's that's what they're saying, because it like it
plummeted all of a sudden.
Yeah. And they pulled it because they were like,
something fishy is happening here.
Well, I mean, if your 15 minutes of Internet fame is because you said
Hawk to in reference to a sex act, then I guess, you know, you deserve.
That's a great segue into the other news article that I saw.
OK, now I'm very curious.

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There's an only fans chick over in I think it's the UK.
Her name is Lily Phillips.
Recently, in October, did a personal challenge to herself, I guess, where she.
I heard about this. Yeah.
She slept with like 100 guys in 24 hours.
But now she is ramping up and she's getting herself acclimated
to trying by January of 2025.

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So in a month's time, doing a thousand men in one day.
I yeah. A couple of days ago, she said she was doing about 300
to kind of start getting herself built up.
I mean, I'm not going to shit on any woman's like you do you, babe.
But like, damn, that's a lot.
And also it would scare the crap out of me because like you're saying
you're going to do a thousand men in one day.

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How can you know that all thousand of those men are completely clean?
She's trying to break a world record because apparently the record
is currently held by I think it's a French woman of like 914
men in one 24 hour. That's a record.
I don't know if I would want to be famous.
Well, I don't know that I would want to break that.
Like, I don't think my mentality could handle.

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I mean, she even said even after just doing the hundred,
she was breaking down crying.
She's like, I felt robotic.
I'm like, babe, you're about to do 10 times that.
What do you think you're going to feel after that?
Well, she was totally checked out after like 10.
Right. I'm like, your mental health is going to be like in the shitter after this.
I get that you're trying to break a record.
Again, I don't know if it's a record I'd be wanting to break.
I think I would rather break the stamp licking record or something

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before I would tackle something like that.
I mean, that was.
Yeah. No, mental mental health in this day and age, like I can't imagine
doing something like that.
And then afterwards being like, yeah, I'm totally 100% fine.
Let me go about my day like nothing happened.
No, I would be fucked in the head for like a hot minute trying to process.
Right. Like trying to process what I just did.
Like I just fucked a thousand guys in 24.

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Like what? Like, again, she I mean, she's doing her thing.
She's probably making bank off of this in some way, shape or form.
I don't know how you make money off of this, but I'm sure.
Speaking of only fans and you're a gamer. Yes.
I'm a gamer as well, but probably not in the same categories as what you play.

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I'm more of a console kind of guy.
I'm more of a third person, first person shooter.
And where I'm going with this is there's a game called Red Dead Redemption
and Red Dead Redemption 2.
Yeah, I know of them, haven't played them, but I know.
The actor that plays one of the main characters in both games,
his name is Rob Weedoff, and he has a huge presence on social media.
He's the kind of actor that his voice, it's his natural voice.

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He doesn't have to do anything to it.
He just speaks normal. And as soon as you hear him talking,
you're like, that's fucking John Marston. Right.
He's got one of those like really unique voices. Yeah.
So he has a huge following on social media.
Well, a couple of days ago on Instagram, he posted a video.
He's like, OK, guys, you know, this is the Internet.
People are going to find out shit.
He's like, I got to come clean about something.

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And I'm like, where is he going?
Because he's always telling stupid jokes, right? Right.
You're just like, oh, God.
And he just abruptly says, I have an only fans account.
And I'm like, OK.
And then he starts laughing and he has this this this laugh
that will just get you laughing because it's just so hilarious to hear it.
And he's like, it's not what you think.
He said, not everything on there is porn or sex.

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It's true. It's not.
Majority of it is, but not all of it.
He said, I'm just a guy who's trying to get in shape.
And I have an exercise only fans where the people that watch me
do these exercises with me and we're just trying to get in shape.
He's like, I got a bit of a dad bod going on.
I'm trying to get rid of that.
And he said, I just decided to do that.
And he was he showed a couple of clips and it's like it has nothing to do with sex.

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Just want to get out there. OK.
I just thought that was a little tie in with games and only fans.
And that's yeah, that's that's the thing is like most people associate
only fans with like it's all porn. Yeah, it's not a problem.
You're like 70 to 80 percent of it is.
But like it's not all porn.
It's other content as well.
But yeah, that's that's cool, though.

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That also tells me that he really didn't get paid.
And when he gets in shape, then he can be in a different kind of only
or that. Yeah.
When he's feeling more comfortable with himself, then he can switch it over.
Yeah, I'm sure his wife will love that.
Yes. You like, babe, I'm just making sure we got money.
So I'm going to segue that into hot sauce. Oh.

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Kind of a weird. I love hot sauce.
You like Texas Pete?
Um, I'm more of a friend. We're going like mainstream. I'm more of a Frank's Red Hot.
But I like more obscure.
Like, I don't like something that's going to absolutely burn my insides,
like battery acid.
But like my parents went to Mexico, came back and they brought me
some like local Mexican ones, and those are pretty delicious.

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So I like an off the beaten path hot sauce.
Well, you're you're in North Carolina.
And that's where that's where Texas Pete is is manufactured.
And that's really. Yes. Yes.
And that and this is going to be part of the story.
So about a year ago, I originally had an idea to do a podcast, something like this.
And I was watching the news about this idiot.

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Well, I better watch how I say that, because he might turn around and sue me.
But this idiot
tried to sue Texas Pete for deceptive marketing
because he bought a bottle of Texas Pete.
I think he was he's from California, but he was somewhere else.
And he stopped at this place and he saw Texas Pete on the shelf.
He had never heard of it.
He bought a three dollar bottle of it and took it home to California.

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And when he got home is when he discovered that Texas Pete is not made in Texas.
Well, no shit on the back of the bottle.
And I have a bottle right here. OK.
And they haven't changed the bottle.
OK. Garner Food Company, Winston Salem, North Carolina.
And there's even the QR code you can scan, which will take you to the website.

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And when you go to the website, which I conveniently have pulled up right here,
they do this little history, you know, 1929.
And it talks about how is it that a tasty red pepper sauce made in North Carolina
happens to be named Texas Pete anyway.
And it completely tells you, hey, Texas Pete is a made up character that we made up.
We make this hot sauce here in North Carolina.

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And they didn't just put that up on the website when he decided to file the lawsuit.
It's been there. Right.
So I'm like, there's no fucking way
this lawsuit is going to get any kind of traction.
I was wrong.
So it actually went to court or it was going through the motions. Right.
And then, like I said, I was kind of thinking about doing the same kind of theme podcast.

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And that was going to be like my my lead in story.
Well, you know, it never happened, never materialized.
But here we are today and we're talking about it. So here we go.
So then I forgot about it.
And I'm like, I wonder what happened to that guy.
I wonder what happened to Texas Pete.
Turns out. Is it now Carolina Pete?
No shit.
Does it peas you?
It turns out that in September of 23, he petitioned the court

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to have the court dismiss the case completely.
Like, I don't want to do this anymore.
And the court was like, OK, sure. Yeah.
Probably because he's being ridiculed for being an idiot.
He claims that he was being harassed by the lawyers
because the lawyers were coming after him for something that's called a capper scheme.
A capper scheme.

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Capper schemes are when law firms seek out or solicit potential clients for a lawsuit.
OK. Well, I guess the lawyers for Texas Pete
or Garner Food Company did a little digging into this dude
and come to find out that he has a history of doing this.
He went after a Kroger grocery chain and a few other lawsuits.

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One was settled and but the other two were completely dismissed.
A serial lawsuit bringer.
Well, this guy claims that he wanted it dismissed because him and his family
and friends were being harassed by private investigators hired by
the makers of Texas Pete, which I mean, may or may or not be true.
But I'm leaning more toward the money. True. Yeah.

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But I mean, you know, a quick Google search and you can see that
you can Google the history of somebody that does this.
So they were probably like, OK, we got your number. OK. Right.
So we see you've put like seven lawsuits in for dumb shit like
Texas Pete, just in case anybody wants to try to sue them again.
It says right on the bottle.
It's made in North Carolina. Texas Pete is a fictional character.

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OK. Right. It's so funny, though.
What the fuck did you think was going to happen with this lawsuit?
Did you think you were going to win?
There's tons of articles on this. At one point, he wanted them.
I don't think he ever.
Well, I'm pretty sure he saw it monetary damages, but at one point, he wanted.
Emotional distress.
No, even better.

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He wanted them to have to change the name of the hot sauce.
To what? Probably like Carolina Pete. Right.
To match with the thing.
I feel like, no, move your whole production company to Texas
so that it rings true. Yeah. Yeah.
And his wife was part of the law firm.
Oh, of course. Oh, yeah.
So I call that my Texas Pete. What the fuck?

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That is fantastic. Yeah. People.
I swear to fucking God.
I don't understand it.
Apparently, some recent production lines of Stanley cups
when they're getting heated up by putting hot drinks in them,
they're literally exploding, blowing people's faces off.
I literally almost just said, what the fuck?

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And now I said it.
Yeah, it's they're literally like I watched video.
It's it looks like a frickin bomb going off these because like it's
crap, causing the inner lining to restrict in a way that it's not supposed to.
And it's like it's not all of them.
It's just like a recent run of them of like two different models
that were just when hot drinks were put in there, it's causing it to restrict

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enough that the inner lining that's pressurized is like coming loose
just enough that it's causing it to rocket out of itself,
slamming into people and their faces and their chest or they're down
onto their legs as their whole like it's just I was like, you know,
an exploding cup will probably fuck up your whole weekend.
Yeah, that's I would be absolutely devastated
if I were to go and drink a cup of tea and all of a sudden it literally

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exploded in my face and made me have to go to the hospital.
Yeah, that's probably going to leave a mark.
Yeah, because one, you're getting burned by whatever hot liquids in there.
And then you're also getting pummeled in the face by like either a plastic lid
or the bottom half of the metal part shooting out and smacking
you in the leg or something like one way or another.
You're not walking away from that without a scar.

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Well, at least that wouldn't be a frivolous lawsuit at that point.
It wouldn't be a Texas P thing. Exactly.
But that's yeah, it's terrifying.
I was like there were there's videos of it all over people like you literally
just see them like holding the cup and like just innocuously looking around
and all of a sudden just like it looks like a bomb goes off in their hand.
What the fuck? That is truly terrifying.

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And pop culture, not so much the phrase what the fuck,
but the word fuck in movies.
But I came across this list.
Now, this list hasn't been updated in seven years.
So it's going to be a little little dated, but this is from the IMDB website.
OK, following list contains the English speaking movies
that have the most utterances of the word fuck or one of its derivatives

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said during it.
Most of them include Samuel L. Jackson.
Well, Quentin Tarantino movies are featured heavily on this list.
So Samuel. All right.
I guess, yes.
It's his favorite.
This is more of the motherfucker variant.
Yes, it's true.
OK, so I'm not going to go.
This is a long list.
I'm not going to go through every one of these.

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But apparently there is a documentary called Fuck.
I mean, right.
I hope it's in there a lot then if it's all about it.
And it's got Drew Carey, Billy Connolly and Bill Maher.
So that's a documentary that I have to check out.
Yeah, for sure.
Let me know where you find it and I'll watch it too.
Yeah. The Wolf of Wall Street.
I kind of had it. Yeah, I knew that was going to be on the list.

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Casino. There was 422 uses of the F-bomb in Casino.
That's a lot.
Yeah. Straight out of Compton.
392. I haven't seen that one either.
And that was number eight on the list.
But, you know, this was seven years ago.
So I'm sure these numbers have been blown out of the water.
In 1990, Goodfellas broke the record up to that point with 300 utterances of it in that.

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And most of them were from Joe Pesci. Go figure.
Not surprising. Yeah.
Reservoir Dogs. So now we're getting into Quentin Tarantino.
That was 27 on the list with 269 utterances.
Dang.
Pulp Fiction was actually below that with 265.
But most of those were probably from Samuel L. Jackson.

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Right. They curbed him.
The Big Lebowski. I knew that one was going to have a lot.
There was a recent movie that in my initial thought to do this for a podcast idea,
when I kind of lost that train of thought, kind of got away from it.
And then I started thinking about doing it again.
And then while I was in that process, I was like, yeah, I could do this.

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Like, there's plenty of material here. I watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
Oh, the Beetlejuice. Really? That's got fucks in it.
It has two, technically. OK.
But it's PG-13. Now, there's some history here.
OK, so when the first Beetlejuice came out, it was rated PG.
Now, PG-13 was a thing back then. Right.
Beetlejuice came out in 1988, I believe.
And right year after I was born.

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The PG-13 rating came out in 1984. But I don't know how Tim Burton got around the PG rating.
I don't know what the details are.
But in the original Beetlejuice, he says, you know, some fucking model.
It is rated PG. Well, now, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is PG-13.
He drops the F-bomb twice. But the second time that he says it, they bleep it out.

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I don't know if it was just for comedic effect,
because it is funny when you hear the bleep in the movie.
I don't know how he utters it the first time, but he doesn't just say fuck.
There's a wedding scene that Tim Burton didn't really have it scripted out.
All he knew was that he wanted the scene acted out to the song MacArthur's Park.
An old Donna Summer hit. And then it would before that, I forget.

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It's song has been out for a long time. It's a weird song.
And the whole like five minute version of it.
So he pretty much told the cast, like, just do whatever, do your little weird dances or whatever.
And that whole sequence is just extremely like when you watch it, you're like,
well, the timing of it couldn't have been more perfect.
Michael Keaton is Beedlejuice is just standing there like watching all

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it's taking all the stuff in and he just goes, what the fuck?
I saw that. I'm like, I have to do this fucking podcast.
That just got me back into this. Thank you, Michael Keaton and Beedlejuice for
giving me the inspiration to pursue my dreams with this what the fuck podcast.
Fucking Beedlejuice. Even you're going to say what the fuck at the wedding scene.

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You'll know what I'm talking about. It's just completely out there.
I like because I loved the first one. I absolutely loved it.
So I'm sure because my daughters watch it. She watched it with my dad
and they both liked it. So Beedlejuice spoke to me when he said, what the fuck?
What the fuck? You're like, yes, exactly. What the fuck?
Thank you, Beedlejuice. That was that was the inspiration.

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Thank you, Michael Keaton Douglas for helping me realize my life's passion.
Yes. On a serious note to our listeners out there, if you're driving through Tennessee
and if you get pulled over, you could get a DUI even if you're sober. Wait, what?
Oh, yes. That's a hot topic right now in central Tennessee.
Is this a new thing? I don't know how new it is,
but it's gaining traction now because people are fighting back.

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People are getting pulled over for a taillight, for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign,
whatever the case is, they're getting pulled over.
And the cop says, you've been drinking? Your eyes look kind of glossy.
I smell alcohol. There's a strong odor of alcohol.
But here's the kicker. They stopped doing breathalyzers here in central Tennessee
because they say that they're not reliable. So what they do is they arrest the person for a DUI

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and then they have to take them to the hospital to do a blood draw.
And then the blood draw takes sometimes five or six months for it to come back
that there was nothing in their system. And by this time, the person that was arrested
has spent thousands and thousands of dollars for lawyer fees, court fees to get out of this.
And then they're left high and dry. And then the court just,
when it comes back that there was nothing in their system, they just dismiss the case.

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Well, you would think that's good. It's not good. This person now has a DUI on their record
that cost them a lot of money to defend and is still on their record, even though it was dismissed.
So people think that you did it. What the hell is the reasoning?
Are the police getting some sort of like monetary kickback?
That's what a lot of people are investigating now that Tennessee Bureau of Investigation,

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they're looking into it. That sounds like somebody's
getting a kickback for every time they do this, like departments are getting kickbacks or something.
Yeah. So like every news channel down here, there's videos of people getting pulled over.
Well, why would you mean not to go anywhere near Tennessee?
Some of these people are starting to fight back and file lawsuits.
And now that they've started filing lawsuits, I don't know who keeps track of where these DUIs

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are coming from, like what precinct or what cop or if it's just like one person all the time.
Or they say that there's no way to track that. Well, that's bullshit.
Yes, there is. They can absolutely track that.
Because you pull up every case that's been dismissed.
Yeah. You could literally be stone cold sober, get pulled over for a broken tail light.
Pay me money. I'll pull up all them stats for them. Shit.

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Yeah. And get arrested for a DUI and spend a lot of money for lawyers and it will get dismissed.
But yet somebody's getting a kickback somewhere for something.
There's no way that they would suddenly start doing this for no reason whatsoever.
There's got to be some conspiracy of.
609 cases of this happening and it's popping up like almost like every night or every other

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night there's a new video popping up because what these lawyers are doing now is they're
getting the body cam footage. Right.
They're petitioning for it. And sometimes they try to block that and it takes them
a long time to get the body cam footage. Well, then how are you going to block that
when the whole point of you having the body cam footage is for this reason?
Yeah. To cover everybody's asses.
Then there's a couple of videos of the body cam footage,

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but at a certain point the officer turned off the audio.
Of course they did. Now, before any of our listeners
get it in their head that I'm anti-cop, I'm not.
No, I'm not either. I'm anti-dirty cop. When you're a dirty cop, that's one thing.
I'm not anti-cop. I have no problem with law enforcement
and I've never had a problem with law enforcement. I've never had a bad interaction with one.

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So, no, I'm definitely not anti-police. I'm just anti- when you're a corrupt police
officer that's fully different, then I have a problem with you.
But not everyone is. Unless your name is Hank Voight from
Chicago PD because he's just a bad motherfucker. I wouldn't even mind being arrested by him.
I'd be like, just slap me around, dude. Like, fuck yeah.
Be like, please take me. And he's a former Scientologist.

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Did you know that? Is he?
Yes. He was high up in Scientology. Really?
Oh yeah. Is he out now?
He's been out. Yeah. He's been out. Oh shit.
But yeah, Jason Begay, Hank Voight was a high ranking Scientologist.
Yeah. Interesting.
There was a documentary on HBO. It's called Going Clear. It's a two hour documentary.

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I had no idea that Jason Begay was former Scientologist.
And he's in the opening scene and he is like pure Hank Voight.
He's like, fuck these motherfuckers. He must have kept it on the DL from a
publicity standpoint because I had no idea. Oh yeah. And then he went on an anti-Scientology
campaign on YouTube. He was like going after him. He's like, you can do all your fair gaming

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to me, whatever. He's like, I'm not going to back the fuck down. You might want to pick on somebody else.
Did I just blow your mind that Hank Voight is a Scientologist?
I didn't know that.
Going Clear. Scientology. Yeah. It came out in 2015. So episode two is in the can.
Samantha, I think people are listening to this. So what do you say we do a couple more at least?
Yeah, for sure. I'm down to keep it going as long as we can.

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There's never going to be a shortage of material.
Truly in this day and age, there won't be because I feel like every day you wake up and it's like,
if you don't have a what the fuck moment from something in the news or in your life,
like you must be living under a rock at this point.
Indeed. I didn't even talk about people's driving habits around the holidays.
So I didn't even touch on that. That's a whole other episode of what the fuck people,

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it's the holidays.
Right. And even outside the holidays, what the fuck?