January 15, 2025 • 38 mins
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(00:00):
To celebrate us coming back from our.
Hey,
I'll lick the lid.
I know you.
How's this look, the lead.
That's it.
To God.
She's, she's licking stuff.
You guys licking stuff.
All right.
To celebrate us coming back from our, got us a shot.
(00:25):
You guys know, if you guys don't know, I, I like, I like, uh,
shot.
If we found this, you can't see it.
It's, uh, cause it's so green.
It's mint chocolate chip and it tastes.
It tastes like the girl scout.
It tastes like the fucking girl scout green for real.
It's the fucking, it's a girl scout crack for sure.
(00:47):
It's so good for grownups.
It's for grownups.
So good.
So grownups.
So good.
You're from the valley now.
From the valley.
Whoa.
That was like, that was like slamming an ice cream.
(01:10):
You get a brown trace, a brown face.
There's still some in there.
Oh Lord.
He's gonna be licking it next.
Yeah, that's really good.
All right.
Let's get going.
Hey, what are you doing?
No,
(01:32):
damn weirdo.
You know what you did.
You know, she's sipping that shit.
The following program is rated TVMA.
What you are about to watch contains explicit language, adult themes, violence,
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and may not be suitable for viewers under 18.
Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
So we're just, we're just now coming back from our winter break.
We took, we took six weeks off.
We took six weeks off so that, you know, cause sometimes you need to just like take
a break, take a step back, look at some things.
(02:14):
And, uh, now we're back.
We're back full force.
Um, we're, we might try some new things.
We're throwing some ideas around.
We're going to see how good they work.
Appreciate each and every one of you who come by and fucking, and, uh,
watch these videos and listen to the shenanigans of mystery.
(02:35):
Yeah.
Mystery has, uh, yeah, she doesn't know much about AJ, you guys.
I don't.
But she says she knows a lot about Chinese people, but they make good fried rice.
And what else?
Cat and dog.
Oh, they eat cats and dogs.
(02:58):
So I heard.
So, so they make good rice and they eat, and they eat pets.
What else?
They make a Korean barbecue.
You just jump continents.
Oh, I got Asians for Asians.
Yeah, but they're all not in the same area.
(03:20):
Hmm.
They think that's why people on same area.
No.
You're on a fucking good one.
You have no clue.
I'm not very intelligent.
Y'all.
That's not very intelligent.
That's not true either.
You guys.
All right.
All right.
All right.
(03:41):
So, so a deer, a female, that's dough.
Fool.
You would that mint all the sudden brain, all the things in my brain so fast.
I forget what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
(04:01):
Do not drink the mint.
All right.
What the nuts.
Welcome to what the nuts.
I'm your host, the blue collar Joel.
That's it's a mystery.
(04:23):
And we're here for another episode of what the nuts, another episode.
After a long break.
Little old me.
Yeah.
Mystery.
Scuse me.
Just here for comic relief.
What's that?
Scuse me.
I don't know.
Oh, Jesus.
(04:43):
I was like, what's scuse me?
Something new.
Well, you just make a new fucking word or what?
Who's he?
Silly lady.
All right.
So, uh, you have anything to complain about this week?
No.
(05:04):
But they didn't make a big enough jar for my mint.
Oh shit.
My mint chocolate.
They probably make a big jar.
I'm going to be researching that shit.
I'm going on the website.
Okay.
Settle down.
Settle down.
All right.
New year.
You got.
Oh, I'm sorry.
(05:24):
I'm sorry.
New year.
Buckle up.
Yeah.
New year fuckers.
She said new year.
Put on your seatbelt because it's going to be a slow ride in hell.
What's the?
Slow burn.
Slow burn.
Yeah.
In hell.
That happens pretty far.
Not a slow ride.
The ride in hell goes pretty quick.
Are you sure?
(05:44):
Yeah.
Been there?
Yeah.
Oh.
Uh, Arizona.
That's kind of like hell.
125 in the daytime.
And when they turn the furnace off at night, it's a 60 degrees.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
All right.
(06:04):
Get Luna take you.
All right.
Let's jump in our first story.
I surf.
A little.
A little.
A little.
He's had a little bit too much mint.
Y'all.
Told you that mint's going to the brain.
Bro.
What the fuck was that?
You nearly had me jump out of the chair.
What?
What's going on?
Yep.
(06:25):
Definitely too much mint.
I don't, I don't, I don't know.
You bet.
Suck on a balloon again.
Maybe.
Suck it on something.
All right.
Our first story comes, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the,
the border of Thailand and Myanmar.
(06:49):
I didn't even know they were, I didn't even know they were next to each other
before I read this story.
I don't even know where they are.
So they're next to Cambodia and Vietnam.
So you got one up on me.
I don't know where it's at.
I don't even know where Cambodia is.
All right.
I also never knew what Cambodia was until I met somebody in your family.
(07:12):
And I was like, Oh, no, you didn't know there was Cambodian people.
No.
And then I had the food and I was like, Oh, this is some good food.
But you had dog.
I have dog.
I hope she don't make dog.
That's it.
(07:36):
I'm gonna have to ask next time before I take a bite, any of that food.
Hey, I heard that.
I heard it tastes good.
Only you would know.
I just asked him, asked Bobby Lee.
He's from Korea.
Bobby Lee.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
He's a comedian.
He was on in, um, oh shit, mad TV.
(08:04):
Yeah.
I'm like mad TV.
Yeah.
Don't tell a magazine with the guy with the different it's a different thing.
All right.
So this guy, right?
He's fucking like chilling out like, oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
He's like, he's like chilling out, like walking, right?
And he falls in a well, 12 meters deep.
How far is 12 meters?
Roh, I'm not that smart.
Like six feet deep, like 70 feet deep.
(08:46):
Is it six feet?
It's like.
Now who's smart, y'all?
Yeah, no, I feel dumb now.
Mm-hmm, put me on the spot, fool.
Scoozy!
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Let's see.
Let's see where this redneck knows his math.
I don't know math.
Mm-hmm.
Laying there on the beach and shit,
(09:06):
drinking near my tie, don't even know the math.
Oh, no, it's three.
It's three feet.
Three feet, three inches is one meter.
So it would be three times 70?
Oh, three times 12.
So it'd be 40, no, it'd be 36, 36 feet deep.
(09:33):
Approximately.
Allegedly, allegedly it'd be 36 feet deep.
He needs to crawl his ass out like that movie.
He broke his freaking, he broke his,
hold on, he broke his wrist and he had a concussion.
So there's no crawling out of there.
His wrist was broken.
Wah-wah.
(09:54):
So he started like, when he first got down there, right?
Okay, so the title of this story is
man spends three days stuck in a well
because people mistook his cries for ghost crying.
He was down there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
(10:17):
So people really thought that he was that person in the well.
Yeah, he was the one that died in the well back in the day.
So three days later, somebody finally was like,
well, that's kind of weird.
It's never gone on that well.
I'm wondering if somebody actually went to throw
a quarter in that well for a wish
and knocked him in the head and he went,
(10:38):
oh, hello, I'm down here and they found him.
It would be Dong.
I think, I think, oh no, Vietnam is Dong.
Might be a peso.
Whatever, do that money down that well.
I'm trying to wish they'd now eat cats or dogs anymore.
(11:02):
Oh, cut it out.
I nailed him in the head and he's like,
hey motherfucker, I'm down here.
Goosey, hello, I'm down here.
So they got somebody to come get him.
They got the authorities, the authorities, they got him out.
He's expected to make a full recovery.
I bet he'll watch where he's stepping next time.
(11:23):
Probably was on his phone.
Hmm, probably.
Yeah, fucking jacks.
All right, so you remember we talked about those two,
those two seagulls, the one that stole fucking chips
in Australia and the one that stole dude's fucking wallet in.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(11:43):
Okay.
They stole something else?
Check this out.
I think they've been talking to fucking monkeys.
Yeah, so this is in South Africa.
Makes sense.
A South African security firm said teams were dispatched
(12:04):
to a home where a panic alarm turned out
to have been triggered by a thieving monkey.
So it's kinda like the alarm for the truck, right?
Or the starter for the truck or the door unlock
for the truck, it's kinda like that.
So.
(12:26):
I wonder if that monkey knows Aladdin.
I don't know.
You know the story, right?
And Jasmine and the, yeah.
I do, I do.
Because you know Aladdin taught him to steal.
(12:46):
Right.
Okay, so under the impression that the client
must have been under distress, several units
were immediately dispatched to the home.
Upon the first team's arrival, the client informed them
that a monkey had gotten into the home
and nabbed the remote containing the panic button.
The monkey fled with the remote and the company
(13:09):
continued to receive panic signals until the primate
was out of range of the receiver.
What the fuck?
In the unusual turn of events, the client opted
(13:30):
to have our teams chase down the culprit and let,
wait, opted not to have our teams chase down the culprit
and let him get away with the loot.
Fucking monkeys.
We'll just let the monkey have the shit.
Yeah.
(13:50):
All right.
Yeah.
But we'll chase out a real criminal,
but we're not gonna chase a monkey.
No, no, no, no.
All right, so this next one takes us to Thailand.
Fucking Thailand.
Bangkok.
You banged a cock, what?
Bangkok, Thailand.
(14:11):
Hmm.
Okay, so British woman jailed in Thailand
for trying to have sex on table in the lobby of the hotel.
So the name was proper for this story.
She banged a cock.
(14:33):
The identity of a British woman languishing
in a Thai prison today after allegedly trying
to have sex on a glass table has been revealed.
Jude Hill, a mother of one from Plymouth,
left the UK for Thailand a few months ago,
according to Mail Online.
She is said to have straddled her partner
(14:56):
in a hotel lobby before the piece of furniture shattered.
Wow.
Wow.
On Christmas morning, she was trying to get some of that.
Ding, ding, dong.
That's right.
She touches tra la la.
Ha ha ha ha.
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She allegedly ran away while being chased by hotel staff
before grappling with an armed officer
in front of the beach.
Bystanders eventually helped to subdue her
and she was taken to the police station in handcuffs.
Footage from the incident showed that Miss Hill
insulting officers as she was escorted in handcuffs
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to the police station.
There is a video here.
Let's see, it's two minutes long.
The audio's probably not very good.
Oh, of course, of course, the desktop audio is not working.
Of course.
Let me fucking, let's look at that.
(16:03):
Let's see, desktop audio.
Might be that one.
Hope it's that one.
Hope it's that one.
Nope, it's not that one.
Okay, if it's not that one, then it's gotta be this one.
(16:29):
It's this one.
Okay, all right.
Let's see here.
There you go.
She's running from the cops right now.
She's not handcuffed at this point.
At this point, she's just cursing the cops.
Now she's running away and they're chasing her
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on little mopeds.
Is she naked?
No, she's got a white, looks like sundress.
She is like, oh yeah, now they've got her.
Oh yeah, she's fighting with them.
Her husband is trying to tell her to chill out.
(17:16):
I'll fucking get you out.
He's like, oh, Mike, chill the hell out.
Now I'm confused.
So if she wasn't straddling her husband on that glass table,
who was she straddling?
Her husband.
So he should be handcuffed too for them both having
indecent exposure.
I think it's because she ran.
(17:38):
Oh, so it's okay to have sex.
It's just you can't run.
No, no, what happened was the table broke.
And I think she got bligerent at that point.
Like it's not really like, it's not the sex,
because Thailand is full of sex.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's not like here where, Thailand,
(17:58):
you can just go out and fucking the street.
I don't know nothing about Thailand, okay?
Bro, Thailand is where the-
That's why I ask you if you ever had sex with a woman
that's Asian, because I want to know if her pussy slented.
I'm not joking about that.
Hey, that's racist and no.
I don't know nothing about Thailand.
Okay.
(18:18):
No, but Thailand has a red light district
where they fucking hang out and they have the-
And it's legal.
Yeah, they have the, what are they called?
What are they called, what are they called?
The something boys.
(18:41):
I forget what they're called.
But they're chicks with dicks.
What?
Yeah, they're transvestites that are prostitutes.
Really?
Yeah.
I forget what they're called, anyways.
I don't know nothing about that stuff.
Anyways, so it is understood that she went to Thailand
with her son after her home cop fire
(19:02):
when a parked car in a driveway was set alight.
Devin and Cornwall police are treating the incident
as arson.
Like in this part of town, it's not acceptable
to be having sex everywhere.
And that's why they call police.
Oh.
I was trying to figure out the story.
(19:24):
They started trying to have sex on a glass table
causing it to break along with other properly one step.
So that's what it was.
It was the stuff that was being broken.
They don't give a fuck if you're gonna fuck.
It's all about fucking breaking shit.
If you're breaking shit.
Extra property.
(19:45):
Oh, oh.
We approached them and discovered they were not
hotel customers so we ushered them out.
When they refused and caused a commotion
we took them to the police station.
That's the difference.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not about like,
sex is not fucking frowned upon over there at all.
(20:05):
I need to read upon.
I just wish I could remember,
I just wish I could remember what they're called.
I just wish I knew more about Taiwan.
That's not Taiwan.
It's Thailand.
Taiwan is part of, Taiwan.
(20:27):
Okay.
Can you stop confusing me?
So Taiwan is part of China, right?
It's like a little island off of China, okay?
Thailand is over here on the other side
near Cambodia and Vietnam and Myanmar, okay?
(20:49):
Okay.
So totally different.
And they're different Asians too.
They're not the same Asians as Taiwanese
or as Chinese.
You're making my brain hurt.
Okay.
I'll change the subject then.
I thought this was a good fucking story about this broad.
She's not bad looking but she's like,
(21:12):
she does look old.
And she's super pale.
Like translucent pale.
Like you can see her fucking veins
in her blood underneath her.
Yeah.
So anyways, let's move on.
(21:34):
Man comes back from dead moments
before he was about to be cremated.
I don't think someone did their job right.
Morgue workers were surprised when the dead man
they were about to cremate suddenly woke up.
Well, the man said to have shocked on Lugers
(22:04):
when he began breathing as he was about to be burned
in a cremation in India.
Footage shows Rohitash wrapped in a blanket,
opening his eyes and looking dazed.
An ambulance was quickly called to take him to the hospital
(22:26):
where he later died.
So this fool was like.
He was like hello, just kidding.
Yeah, yeah.
He looks like he was pretty fucking tore up.
Officials blamed the mistake on medics
who allegedly skipped the post-mortem examination
(22:48):
which would have confirmed the patient was deceased.
So they didn't do their jobs.
They were just like oh yeah, this fool's dead.
He hasn't moved.
Fucking dummies.
He's not breathing.
Fucking he's dead.
He hasn't moved for a couple hours.
The doctors were supposed to do post-mortem examination
but they did not do anything.
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They just fulfilled the paper formalities
and sent the man for cremation.
When the body was placed in the pyre, he woke up.
He woke up when he said man, this shit's getting hot.
It's getting hot in here.
Shit.
He was reported kept several hours in a cold mortuary
before the funeral rites.
(23:31):
Police said the principal medical officer
and three doctors involved in the case were
have been suspended over the alleged negligence.
Yeah, get fucked.
You fucking big old dummy heads.
All right, here we go.
This takes us to Texas.
(23:55):
Right, I'm cowboy.
Or no, Texas.
I'm so dumb.
Colorado.
There was one in Texas.
But you booted out the door.
Yeah, I messed up.
I messed up.
The next one is Texas.
Okay, so cop resigns after moonlighting as porn star
(24:17):
to pay $500,000 in bills.
Wow.
Okay, so in the first picture, she has her hair up, right?
And it looks like, you know how like most-
You know cop?
Yeah, so like you know how like most lesbians,
they have the sides shaved right here, right?
(24:39):
Yeah.
They have their hair up.
That's how it looks.
Okay.
Right?
In the other picture, she's wearing a crop top.
Okay.
You can see her ample boozles.
Okay.
And her hair is down,
and it doesn't look like her head's shaved at all.
(25:01):
So I can't tell.
You can't, they don't even look like the same person,
like for real.
So this cop, I'm just gonna say this cop,
she performed in half a dozen sex scenes
from a Rappaholpe County Sheriff's Office in Colorado.
(25:23):
Oh, she, oh, I don't know how to spoke words.
Half a dozen, she performed in half a dozen scenes
before the Sheriff's Office found out about it.
Okay.
Bro, she's 44.
(25:43):
No way.
No way.
No way.
Those are fuckin', those are fuckin' Photoshop pictures.
You're not 44.
What are you trying to say?
She ran the department's driving academy.
I didn't know women could be in charge of that shit.
(26:04):
I didn't think they drove very good.
And I'm racist.
That's not racism.
No.
That's sexism.
That's sexism.
Okay, all right.
She didn't inform her employer, and okay.
She said, right, right, right.
She said, right, right, right.
She said, rising debt, high interest rates,
(26:28):
and spiraling costs left her needing extra money.
She didn't inform her employer and resigned last week
after 21 years of service.
She said, I was desperate.
I was drowning.
I found a legal, lucrative means for providing
that support for my family that I needed at the time
to save my home for them and feed my family.
(26:56):
I wonder if they have any openings.
Yeah, only fans.
You gotta get people to fuckin' follow you there.
I know, I guess I'm not pretty enough.
Like her apple bosoms, as you say.
I said ample.
Ample bosoms.
I don't have ample bosoms.
(27:17):
No, you don't.
You have fuckin', you have truckload.
That's different.
Truckload.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm a truckload bosoms.
That's just a nice way y'all stand
and take it to ground, and they will get calcism.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(27:40):
When you go to the store,
you need a buggy just for your boobs.
That's why I use a bra.
All right, let's get to the Florida man.
Let's get to the Florida man.
All right, ready?
All right, actually, no, I got one more story.
We'll go over it real quick.
(28:00):
All right, so you guys know I'm a truck driver, right?
So, no injuries and no crying
when overturned tanker spills milk in Minnesota.
It looks like, it looks like a white frosty
has fuckin' gone all over the pavement.
(28:24):
6400 gallons of milk overturned in Minnesota.
Spills some of its load.
Load.
The Sturrs County Sheriff's Office said the truck tipped
over just north of Interstate 40, or County Road 40.
(28:47):
I guess that's a good way of making heavy cream.
I guess, yeah.
Just so you know.
Yes.
The driver does not have a job today.
Whenever you fuckin' roll a truck like that.
(29:08):
Well, it's not his fault he was trying to make heavy cream.
That is, he fuckin', he drove too close to the edge
and the fuckin' truck tipped over.
And he made heavy cream.
He made fuckin' cream on the road.
Cream in it.
He literally creamed it.
He made his cream all over the road.
(29:28):
I swear to Jesus.
He didn't even need a lot, Lizard.
All right, here we go.
We're jumpin' in the floor, man.
Jumpin' in head first.
Let's get it.
Wet first, I mean.
You need Jesus!
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
You two motherfuckers need Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
(29:50):
All right, man shoots his dog in the neck
with a crossbow, Deputy Zane.
Crystal River, Florida, a Crystal River man
is accused of animal cruelty after shooting his dog
in the neck with a crossbow
and leaving the injured dog alone in his car.
(30:12):
So he shot the dog in the neck
and then left him in the car alone?
Yeah.
He said that the cop said that he ripped the arrow
out of the dog and left the tip in the wound.
That's when a person noticed the injured dog
and contacted law enforcement.
(30:37):
Animal control responded, took the dog.
Despite hours of life-saving effort,
the dog could not be saved.
Adams was charged with one count of animal cruelty.
Yeah, fuck him, he's a cunt.
Anybody who fuckin' does that shit to dogs
is a fuckin' asshole.
I wasn't saying how sad for him.
I was saying how sad for the dog.
(30:57):
Dog died.
Yeah, well I was being your fuckin',
your outside voice.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's my inside voice.
All right, our second Florida man
is machete-wielding Florida man arrested
after running from road rage incident.
(31:18):
With a machete?
Yep, Estero Florida.
Florida man has been arrested after deputies.
That has to be a thing in Florida
because I think the first time I've heard a story
about a freakin' machete.
Hey, these motherfuckers are carrying machetes
because of those fuckin' gators.
Yeah.
According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office,
(31:39):
so-and-so was tailgating a driver
and flashing his lights at her for several blocks
before escalating at an intersection.
And he said,
the deputy said that he got out of the car
at the intersection while swinging the machete
(32:01):
and approached the victim who feared for her life.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
He looks like a Unabomber.
They ran away when deputies arrived
but they found him based on the description
given by the victim and evidence found at the scene.
That's some crazy ass shit.
(32:23):
I don't know what I would do if someone came after me
with a big ass machete.
Well, you fuckin' shoot them in this state.
Yeah.
I don't have a gun.
Don't say that.
I need something to protect myself.
I'm thinking, what would I have in my car?
Yeah.
A truck.
You shoot them with your squirt gun filled with piss.
Not milk?
(32:45):
Not milk?
Why milk?
Hmm.
Piss or something that's flammable?
I don't know what I have in my truck.
Huh?
A jack.
Stupid.
All right, ready?
The last Florida man is rejected personalized license plates.
(33:07):
Florida's version.
Florida rejected dozens of personalized plates
plate requests in 2024 for being obscene or objectionable,
including examples like farts and OnlyFan.
The state reviews hundreds of vanity plates submissions
each year and can recall previously issued plates
(33:28):
if they violate guidelines.
While Floridians can personalize specialty plates
for a fee,
creativity must stay within the bounds of public decency.
Okay.
Farts is not a bad thing to say.
No, but it's indecent.
(33:48):
So imagine pulling up behind someone at a red light
and reading the license plate.
OnlyFan, O2 Sexy or Hock Toa,
or some, their puny.
For others, it's a road to hell.
For others, it's a road trip past time.
More than 150 custom license plate Floridians
(34:11):
have tried to get printed or rejected by powers
at the Florida Department of Highway Safety.
The yearly list has become short of a tongue in cheek
holiday staple at the end of the year for news coverages.
By far the most viral was Hock Toa.
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We'll let you Google that story,
inspired by several drivers that try and get them a reaction.
And then some other attempts are OFC are no,
and ugly AF, and late AF.
Naked, N-E-K-I-D.
And then it goes into the story, the rules for the.
(35:04):
So yeah, I thought that was a pretty cool fucking story
for the end of this show, this episode.
I'm so stuck on farts.
What?
If you can fart.
It's F-A-R-T-Z.
If you can fart.
Yeah, but some people find that offensive.
They're not like me.
I don't find farts offensive.
I think they're funny as shit.
Some people are like, oh, that's fucking gross.
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That belongs in your pants or at your house,
not out in public.
Okay, it's just a stain on our license plate.
It's not like the car's literally farting on you.
It might.
They have sounds you can put on a car.
Like there's stuff you can shove in the tailpipe,
and it make it sound like farts.
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I know you can't make it smell like a fart.
Sure you can.
So why don't you do that then,
make the truck sound like it's farting.
Yes, my truck won't run good like that.
Anyways.
Anyways, that's our show.
You have anything else fucking funny to say, lady?
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Just my face.
Stupid.
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It's my face, I got some fucked up.
He looks over and he laughs.
I laugh because you making silly faces at me all the time.
Let me finish this.
You're fucking so rude.
You're fucking so rude.
Squeezy.
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Squeezy.
Next time I just do this.
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For It's a Mystery, I'm Blue Collar Joe and we're gone.
Like a fart in the wind.
My hair's a very
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You
To celebrate us coming back from our.
Hey,
I'll lick the lid.
I know you.
How's this look, the lead.
That's it.
To God.
She's, she's licking stuff.
You guys licking stuff.
All right.
To celebrate us coming back from our, got us a shot.
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You guys know, if you guys don't know, I, I like, I like, uh,
shot.
If we found this, you can't see it.
It's, uh, cause it's so green.
It's mint chocolate chip and it tastes.
It tastes like the girl scout.
It tastes like the fucking girl scout green for real.
It's the fucking, it's a girl scout crack for sure.
(00:47):
It's so good for grownups.
It's for grownups.
So good.
So grownups.
So good.
You're from the valley now.
From the valley.
Whoa.
That was like, that was like slamming an ice cream.
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You get a brown trace, a brown face.
There's still some in there.
Oh Lord.
He's gonna be licking it next.
Yeah, that's really good.
All right.
Let's get going.
Hey, what are you doing?
No,
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damn weirdo.
You know what you did.
You know, she's sipping that shit.
The following program is rated TVMA.
What you are about to watch contains explicit language, adult themes, violence,
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and may not be suitable for viewers under 18.
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So we're just, we're just now coming back from our winter break.
We took, we took six weeks off.
We took six weeks off so that, you know, cause sometimes you need to just like take
a break, take a step back, look at some things.
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And, uh, now we're back.
We're back full force.
Um, we're, we might try some new things.
We're throwing some ideas around.
We're going to see how good they work.
Appreciate each and every one of you who come by and fucking, and, uh,
watch these videos and listen to the shenanigans of mystery.
(02:35):
Yeah.
Mystery has, uh, yeah, she doesn't know much about AJ, you guys.
I don't.
But she says she knows a lot about Chinese people, but they make good fried rice.
And what else?
Cat and dog.
Oh, they eat cats and dogs.
(02:58):
So I heard.
So, so they make good rice and they eat, and they eat pets.
What else?
They make a Korean barbecue.
You just jump continents.
Oh, I got Asians for Asians.
Yeah, but they're all not in the same area.
(03:20):
Hmm.
They think that's why people on same area.
No.
You're on a fucking good one.
You have no clue.
I'm not very intelligent.
Y'all.
That's not very intelligent.
That's not true either.
You guys.
All right.
All right.
All right.
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So, so a deer, a female, that's dough.
Fool.
You would that mint all the sudden brain, all the things in my brain so fast.
I forget what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
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Do not drink the mint.
All right.
What the nuts.
Welcome to what the nuts.
I'm your host, the blue collar Joel.
That's it's a mystery.
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And we're here for another episode of what the nuts, another episode.
After a long break.
Little old me.
Yeah.
Mystery.
Scuse me.
Just here for comic relief.
What's that?
Scuse me.
I don't know.
Oh, Jesus.
(04:43):
I was like, what's scuse me?
Something new.
Well, you just make a new fucking word or what?
Who's he?
Silly lady.
All right.
So, uh, you have anything to complain about this week?
No.
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But they didn't make a big enough jar for my mint.
Oh shit.
My mint chocolate.
They probably make a big jar.
I'm going to be researching that shit.
I'm going on the website.
Okay.
Settle down.
Settle down.
All right.
New year.
You got.
Oh, I'm sorry.
(05:24):
I'm sorry.
New year.
Buckle up.
Yeah.
New year fuckers.
She said new year.
Put on your seatbelt because it's going to be a slow ride in hell.
What's the?
Slow burn.
Slow burn.
Yeah.
In hell.
That happens pretty far.
Not a slow ride.
The ride in hell goes pretty quick.
Are you sure?
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Yeah.
Been there?
Yeah.
Oh.
Uh, Arizona.
That's kind of like hell.
125 in the daytime.
And when they turn the furnace off at night, it's a 60 degrees.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
All right.
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Get Luna take you.
All right.
Let's jump in our first story.
I surf.
A little.
A little.
A little.
He's had a little bit too much mint.
Y'all.
Told you that mint's going to the brain.
Bro.
What the fuck was that?
You nearly had me jump out of the chair.
What?
What's going on?
Yep.
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Definitely too much mint.
I don't, I don't, I don't know.
You bet.
Suck on a balloon again.
Maybe.
Suck it on something.
All right.
Our first story comes, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the,
the border of Thailand and Myanmar.
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I didn't even know they were, I didn't even know they were next to each other
before I read this story.
I don't even know where they are.
So they're next to Cambodia and Vietnam.
So you got one up on me.
I don't know where it's at.
I don't even know where Cambodia is.
All right.
I also never knew what Cambodia was until I met somebody in your family.
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And I was like, Oh, no, you didn't know there was Cambodian people.
No.
And then I had the food and I was like, Oh, this is some good food.
But you had dog.
I have dog.
I hope she don't make dog.
That's it.
(07:36):
I'm gonna have to ask next time before I take a bite, any of that food.
Hey, I heard that.
I heard it tastes good.
Only you would know.
I just asked him, asked Bobby Lee.
He's from Korea.
Bobby Lee.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
He's a comedian.
He was on in, um, oh shit, mad TV.
(08:04):
Yeah.
I'm like mad TV.
Yeah.
Don't tell a magazine with the guy with the different it's a different thing.
All right.
So this guy, right?
He's fucking like chilling out like, oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
He's like, he's like chilling out, like walking, right?
And he falls in a well, 12 meters deep.
How far is 12 meters?
Roh, I'm not that smart.
Like six feet deep, like 70 feet deep.
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Is it six feet?
It's like.
Now who's smart, y'all?
Yeah, no, I feel dumb now.
Mm-hmm, put me on the spot, fool.
Scoozy!
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Let's see.
Let's see where this redneck knows his math.
I don't know math.
Mm-hmm.
Laying there on the beach and shit,
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drinking near my tie, don't even know the math.
Oh, no, it's three.
It's three feet.
Three feet, three inches is one meter.
So it would be three times 70?
Oh, three times 12.
So it'd be 40, no, it'd be 36, 36 feet deep.
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Approximately.
Allegedly, allegedly it'd be 36 feet deep.
He needs to crawl his ass out like that movie.
He broke his freaking, he broke his,
hold on, he broke his wrist and he had a concussion.
So there's no crawling out of there.
His wrist was broken.
Wah-wah.
(09:54):
So he started like, when he first got down there, right?
Okay, so the title of this story is
man spends three days stuck in a well
because people mistook his cries for ghost crying.
He was down there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
(10:17):
So people really thought that he was that person in the well.
Yeah, he was the one that died in the well back in the day.
So three days later, somebody finally was like,
well, that's kind of weird.
It's never gone on that well.
I'm wondering if somebody actually went to throw
a quarter in that well for a wish
and knocked him in the head and he went,
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oh, hello, I'm down here and they found him.
It would be Dong.
I think, I think, oh no, Vietnam is Dong.
Might be a peso.
Whatever, do that money down that well.
I'm trying to wish they'd now eat cats or dogs anymore.
(11:02):
Oh, cut it out.
I nailed him in the head and he's like,
hey motherfucker, I'm down here.
Goosey, hello, I'm down here.
So they got somebody to come get him.
They got the authorities, the authorities, they got him out.
He's expected to make a full recovery.
I bet he'll watch where he's stepping next time.
(11:23):
Probably was on his phone.
Hmm, probably.
Yeah, fucking jacks.
All right, so you remember we talked about those two,
those two seagulls, the one that stole fucking chips
in Australia and the one that stole dude's fucking wallet in.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
They stole something else?
Check this out.
I think they've been talking to fucking monkeys.
Yeah, so this is in South Africa.
Makes sense.
A South African security firm said teams were dispatched
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to a home where a panic alarm turned out
to have been triggered by a thieving monkey.
So it's kinda like the alarm for the truck, right?
Or the starter for the truck or the door unlock
for the truck, it's kinda like that.
So.
(12:26):
I wonder if that monkey knows Aladdin.
I don't know.
You know the story, right?
And Jasmine and the, yeah.
I do, I do.
Because you know Aladdin taught him to steal.
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Right.
Okay, so under the impression that the client
must have been under distress, several units
were immediately dispatched to the home.
Upon the first team's arrival, the client informed them
that a monkey had gotten into the home
and nabbed the remote containing the panic button.
The monkey fled with the remote and the company
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continued to receive panic signals until the primate
was out of range of the receiver.
What the fuck?
In the unusual turn of events, the client opted
(13:30):
to have our teams chase down the culprit and let,
wait, opted not to have our teams chase down the culprit
and let him get away with the loot.
Fucking monkeys.
We'll just let the monkey have the shit.
Yeah.
(13:50):
All right.
Yeah.
But we'll chase out a real criminal,
but we're not gonna chase a monkey.
No, no, no, no.
All right, so this next one takes us to Thailand.
Fucking Thailand.
Bangkok.
You banged a cock, what?
Bangkok, Thailand.
(14:11):
Hmm.
Okay, so British woman jailed in Thailand
for trying to have sex on table in the lobby of the hotel.
So the name was proper for this story.
She banged a cock.
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The identity of a British woman languishing
in a Thai prison today after allegedly trying
to have sex on a glass table has been revealed.
Jude Hill, a mother of one from Plymouth,
left the UK for Thailand a few months ago,
according to Mail Online.
She is said to have straddled her partner
(14:56):
in a hotel lobby before the piece of furniture shattered.
Wow.
Wow.
On Christmas morning, she was trying to get some of that.
Ding, ding, dong.
That's right.
She touches tra la la.
Ha ha ha ha.
(15:20):
She allegedly ran away while being chased by hotel staff
before grappling with an armed officer
in front of the beach.
Bystanders eventually helped to subdue her
and she was taken to the police station in handcuffs.
Footage from the incident showed that Miss Hill
insulting officers as she was escorted in handcuffs
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to the police station.
There is a video here.
Let's see, it's two minutes long.
The audio's probably not very good.
Oh, of course, of course, the desktop audio is not working.
Of course.
Let me fucking, let's look at that.
(16:03):
Let's see, desktop audio.
Might be that one.
Hope it's that one.
Hope it's that one.
Nope, it's not that one.
Okay, if it's not that one, then it's gotta be this one.
(16:29):
It's this one.
Okay, all right.
Let's see here.
There you go.
She's running from the cops right now.
She's not handcuffed at this point.
At this point, she's just cursing the cops.
Now she's running away and they're chasing her
(16:52):
on little mopeds.
Is she naked?
No, she's got a white, looks like sundress.
She is like, oh yeah, now they've got her.
Oh yeah, she's fighting with them.
Her husband is trying to tell her to chill out.
(17:16):
I'll fucking get you out.
He's like, oh, Mike, chill the hell out.
Now I'm confused.
So if she wasn't straddling her husband on that glass table,
who was she straddling?
Her husband.
So he should be handcuffed too for them both having
indecent exposure.
I think it's because she ran.
(17:38):
Oh, so it's okay to have sex.
It's just you can't run.
No, no, what happened was the table broke.
And I think she got bligerent at that point.
Like it's not really like, it's not the sex,
because Thailand is full of sex.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's not like here where, Thailand,
(17:58):
you can just go out and fucking the street.
I don't know nothing about Thailand, okay?
Bro, Thailand is where the-
That's why I ask you if you ever had sex with a woman
that's Asian, because I want to know if her pussy slented.
I'm not joking about that.
Hey, that's racist and no.
I don't know nothing about Thailand.
Okay.
(18:18):
No, but Thailand has a red light district
where they fucking hang out and they have the-
And it's legal.
Yeah, they have the, what are they called?
What are they called, what are they called?
The something boys.
(18:41):
I forget what they're called.
But they're chicks with dicks.
What?
Yeah, they're transvestites that are prostitutes.
Really?
Yeah.
I forget what they're called, anyways.
I don't know nothing about that stuff.
Anyways, so it is understood that she went to Thailand
with her son after her home cop fire
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when a parked car in a driveway was set alight.
Devin and Cornwall police are treating the incident
as arson.
Like in this part of town, it's not acceptable
to be having sex everywhere.
And that's why they call police.
Oh.
I was trying to figure out the story.
(19:24):
They started trying to have sex on a glass table
causing it to break along with other properly one step.
So that's what it was.
It was the stuff that was being broken.
They don't give a fuck if you're gonna fuck.
It's all about fucking breaking shit.
If you're breaking shit.
Extra property.
(19:45):
Oh, oh.
We approached them and discovered they were not
hotel customers so we ushered them out.
When they refused and caused a commotion
we took them to the police station.
That's the difference.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not about like,
sex is not fucking frowned upon over there at all.
(20:05):
I need to read upon.
I just wish I could remember,
I just wish I could remember what they're called.
I just wish I knew more about Taiwan.
That's not Taiwan.
It's Thailand.
Taiwan is part of, Taiwan.
(20:27):
Okay.
Can you stop confusing me?
So Taiwan is part of China, right?
It's like a little island off of China, okay?
Thailand is over here on the other side
near Cambodia and Vietnam and Myanmar, okay?
(20:49):
Okay.
So totally different.
And they're different Asians too.
They're not the same Asians as Taiwanese
or as Chinese.
You're making my brain hurt.
Okay.
I'll change the subject then.
I thought this was a good fucking story about this broad.
She's not bad looking but she's like,
(21:12):
she does look old.
And she's super pale.
Like translucent pale.
Like you can see her fucking veins
in her blood underneath her.
Yeah.
So anyways, let's move on.
(21:34):
Man comes back from dead moments
before he was about to be cremated.
I don't think someone did their job right.
Morgue workers were surprised when the dead man
they were about to cremate suddenly woke up.
Well, the man said to have shocked on Lugers
(22:04):
when he began breathing as he was about to be burned
in a cremation in India.
Footage shows Rohitash wrapped in a blanket,
opening his eyes and looking dazed.
An ambulance was quickly called to take him to the hospital
(22:26):
where he later died.
So this fool was like.
He was like hello, just kidding.
Yeah, yeah.
He looks like he was pretty fucking tore up.
Officials blamed the mistake on medics
who allegedly skipped the post-mortem examination
(22:48):
which would have confirmed the patient was deceased.
So they didn't do their jobs.
They were just like oh yeah, this fool's dead.
He hasn't moved.
Fucking dummies.
He's not breathing.
Fucking he's dead.
He hasn't moved for a couple hours.
The doctors were supposed to do post-mortem examination
but they did not do anything.
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They just fulfilled the paper formalities
and sent the man for cremation.
When the body was placed in the pyre, he woke up.
He woke up when he said man, this shit's getting hot.
It's getting hot in here.
Shit.
He was reported kept several hours in a cold mortuary
before the funeral rites.
(23:31):
Police said the principal medical officer
and three doctors involved in the case were
have been suspended over the alleged negligence.
Yeah, get fucked.
You fucking big old dummy heads.
All right, here we go.
This takes us to Texas.
(23:55):
Right, I'm cowboy.
Or no, Texas.
I'm so dumb.
Colorado.
There was one in Texas.
But you booted out the door.
Yeah, I messed up.
I messed up.
The next one is Texas.
Okay, so cop resigns after moonlighting as porn star
(24:17):
to pay $500,000 in bills.
Wow.
Okay, so in the first picture, she has her hair up, right?
And it looks like, you know how like most-
You know cop?
Yeah, so like you know how like most lesbians,
they have the sides shaved right here, right?
(24:39):
Yeah.
They have their hair up.
That's how it looks.
Okay.
Right?
In the other picture, she's wearing a crop top.
Okay.
You can see her ample boozles.
Okay.
And her hair is down,
and it doesn't look like her head's shaved at all.
(25:01):
So I can't tell.
You can't, they don't even look like the same person,
like for real.
So this cop, I'm just gonna say this cop,
she performed in half a dozen sex scenes
from a Rappaholpe County Sheriff's Office in Colorado.
(25:23):
Oh, she, oh, I don't know how to spoke words.
Half a dozen, she performed in half a dozen scenes
before the Sheriff's Office found out about it.
Okay.
Bro, she's 44.
(25:43):
No way.
No way.
No way.
Those are fuckin', those are fuckin' Photoshop pictures.
You're not 44.
What are you trying to say?
She ran the department's driving academy.
I didn't know women could be in charge of that shit.
(26:04):
I didn't think they drove very good.
And I'm racist.
That's not racism.
No.
That's sexism.
That's sexism.
Okay, all right.
She didn't inform her employer, and okay.
She said, right, right, right.
She said, right, right, right.
She said, rising debt, high interest rates,
(26:28):
and spiraling costs left her needing extra money.
She didn't inform her employer and resigned last week
after 21 years of service.
She said, I was desperate.
I was drowning.
I found a legal, lucrative means for providing
that support for my family that I needed at the time
to save my home for them and feed my family.
(26:56):
I wonder if they have any openings.
Yeah, only fans.
You gotta get people to fuckin' follow you there.
I know, I guess I'm not pretty enough.
Like her apple bosoms, as you say.
I said ample.
Ample bosoms.
I don't have ample bosoms.
(27:17):
No, you don't.
You have fuckin', you have truckload.
That's different.
Truckload.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm a truckload bosoms.
That's just a nice way y'all stand
and take it to ground, and they will get calcism.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(27:40):
When you go to the store,
you need a buggy just for your boobs.
That's why I use a bra.
All right, let's get to the Florida man.
Let's get to the Florida man.
All right, ready?
All right, actually, no, I got one more story.
We'll go over it real quick.
(28:00):
All right, so you guys know I'm a truck driver, right?
So, no injuries and no crying
when overturned tanker spills milk in Minnesota.
It looks like, it looks like a white frosty
has fuckin' gone all over the pavement.
(28:24):
6400 gallons of milk overturned in Minnesota.
Spills some of its load.
Load.
The Sturrs County Sheriff's Office said the truck tipped
over just north of Interstate 40, or County Road 40.
(28:47):
I guess that's a good way of making heavy cream.
I guess, yeah.
Just so you know.
Yes.
The driver does not have a job today.
Whenever you fuckin' roll a truck like that.
(29:08):
Well, it's not his fault he was trying to make heavy cream.
That is, he fuckin', he drove too close to the edge
and the fuckin' truck tipped over.
And he made heavy cream.
He made fuckin' cream on the road.
Cream in it.
He literally creamed it.
He made his cream all over the road.
(29:28):
I swear to Jesus.
He didn't even need a lot, Lizard.
All right, here we go.
We're jumpin' in the floor, man.
Jumpin' in head first.
Let's get it.
Wet first, I mean.
You need Jesus!
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
You two motherfuckers need Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
(29:50):
All right, man shoots his dog in the neck
with a crossbow, Deputy Zane.
Crystal River, Florida, a Crystal River man
is accused of animal cruelty after shooting his dog
in the neck with a crossbow
and leaving the injured dog alone in his car.
(30:12):
So he shot the dog in the neck
and then left him in the car alone?
Yeah.
He said that the cop said that he ripped the arrow
out of the dog and left the tip in the wound.
That's when a person noticed the injured dog
and contacted law enforcement.
(30:37):
Animal control responded, took the dog.
Despite hours of life-saving effort,
the dog could not be saved.
Adams was charged with one count of animal cruelty.
Yeah, fuck him, he's a cunt.
Anybody who fuckin' does that shit to dogs
is a fuckin' asshole.
I wasn't saying how sad for him.
I was saying how sad for the dog.
(30:57):
Dog died.
Yeah, well I was being your fuckin',
your outside voice.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's my inside voice.
All right, our second Florida man
is machete-wielding Florida man arrested
after running from road rage incident.
(31:18):
With a machete?
Yep, Estero Florida.
Florida man has been arrested after deputies.
That has to be a thing in Florida
because I think the first time I've heard a story
about a freakin' machete.
Hey, these motherfuckers are carrying machetes
because of those fuckin' gators.
Yeah.
According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office,
(31:39):
so-and-so was tailgating a driver
and flashing his lights at her for several blocks
before escalating at an intersection.
And he said,
the deputy said that he got out of the car
at the intersection while swinging the machete
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and approached the victim who feared for her life.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
He looks like a Unabomber.
They ran away when deputies arrived
but they found him based on the description
given by the victim and evidence found at the scene.
That's some crazy ass shit.
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I don't know what I would do if someone came after me
with a big ass machete.
Well, you fuckin' shoot them in this state.
Yeah.
I don't have a gun.
Don't say that.
I need something to protect myself.
I'm thinking, what would I have in my car?
Yeah.
A truck.
You shoot them with your squirt gun filled with piss.
Not milk?
(32:45):
Not milk?
Why milk?
Hmm.
Piss or something that's flammable?
I don't know what I have in my truck.
Huh?
A jack.
Stupid.
All right, ready?
The last Florida man is rejected personalized license plates.
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Florida's version.
Florida rejected dozens of personalized plates
plate requests in 2024 for being obscene or objectionable,
including examples like farts and OnlyFan.
The state reviews hundreds of vanity plates submissions
each year and can recall previously issued plates
(33:28):
if they violate guidelines.
While Floridians can personalize specialty plates
for a fee,
creativity must stay within the bounds of public decency.
Okay.
Farts is not a bad thing to say.
No, but it's indecent.
(33:48):
So imagine pulling up behind someone at a red light
and reading the license plate.
OnlyFan, O2 Sexy or Hock Toa,
or some, their puny.
For others, it's a road to hell.
For others, it's a road trip past time.
More than 150 custom license plate Floridians
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have tried to get printed or rejected by powers
at the Florida Department of Highway Safety.
The yearly list has become short of a tongue in cheek
holiday staple at the end of the year for news coverages.
By far the most viral was Hock Toa.
(34:36):
We'll let you Google that story,
inspired by several drivers that try and get them a reaction.
And then some other attempts are OFC are no,
and ugly AF, and late AF.
Naked, N-E-K-I-D.
And then it goes into the story, the rules for the.
(35:04):
So yeah, I thought that was a pretty cool fucking story
for the end of this show, this episode.
I'm so stuck on farts.
What?
If you can fart.
It's F-A-R-T-Z.
If you can fart.
Yeah, but some people find that offensive.
They're not like me.
I don't find farts offensive.
I think they're funny as shit.
Some people are like, oh, that's fucking gross.
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That belongs in your pants or at your house,
not out in public.
Okay, it's just a stain on our license plate.
It's not like the car's literally farting on you.
It might.
They have sounds you can put on a car.
Like there's stuff you can shove in the tailpipe,
and it make it sound like farts.
(35:48):
I know you can't make it smell like a fart.
Sure you can.
So why don't you do that then,
make the truck sound like it's farting.
Yes, my truck won't run good like that.
Anyways.
Anyways, that's our show.
You have anything else fucking funny to say, lady?
(36:10):
Just my face.
Stupid.
All right, if you liked what you heard today,
heard in this episode.
Now you got me all fucked up.
If you like.
I'm always getting you fucked up.
Yeah, if you like what you heard,
are you smiling or are you chuckle,
you need to hit that follow button.
(36:30):
Auto download the episodes.
We're on all your favorite listening apps.
It's my face, I got some fucked up.
He looks over and he laughs.
I laugh because you making silly faces at me all the time.
Let me finish this.
You're fucking so rude.
You're fucking so rude.
Squeezy.
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Squeezy.
Next time I just do this.
All right, that's our show.
Hit us up on whatthenuts.com.
That's whatthenuts.
In U-T-Z.com.
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All one word.
And drop me a line.
Drop me a line.
You can find out old episodes.
You can find out old episodes.
You can find the new episodes.
You can find where to follow us.
You can find my social media so you can see what I'm doing.
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For It's a Mystery, I'm Blue Collar Joe and we're gone.
Like a fart in the wind.
My hair's a very
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