February 5, 2025 • 40 mins
Episode 77
Dive into the bizarre and mind-boggling world of the weirdest news stories! In this eye-opening video, we explore the most outrageous headlines and strange occurrences that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. From unbelievable animal encounters to peculiar human behaviors, these stories are sure to astonish you.
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Blast off these nuts.
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I just can't with you today.
That's every day.
Just today.
Just today?
Just today.
Not tomorrow.
That's it.
Not tomorrow.
So what's your excuse for tomorrow?
I won't have one.
And we're not there yet.
We're not at tomorrow.
Tomorrow's always today.
Yesterday was today.
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Yesterday was tomorrow.
The following program is rated TVMA.
What you are about to watch contains
explicit language, adult themes, violence,
and may not be suitable for viewers under 18.
Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
What the nuts?
Welcome to What the Nuts.
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I'm your host, the blue collar Joe.
That's it's a mystery over there.
Being a pain in my butt.
And yonder.
And yonder.
Yonder.
I don't know how I can be a pain in his butt.
If you should see his butt,
it's like a lot of acreage.
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For me to be a pain in that little.
Oh really?
Why you always gotta be talking about my butt like that?
It's huge.
And?
I'm just letting them know
that I can't be a pain in your big ass.
That's all.
Yeah, you're like a pimple on a fucking 40 acre plot.
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Then pop that shit.
Are you sure I'm not an ingrown hair?
I was making a simile right there.
I might be an ingrown hair then.
It just ain't going anywhere.
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He just curled up inside there when you fucking.
Like Dr. Pimple Popper of Papua and fucking,
you come out like a big old fucking wad of fat.
That's right.
I'm a big old wad of fat.
Juicy fat.
Yeah.
All right.
What do I ask you every week?
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What?
Bust your nut this week.
Please do.
Wait.
No, that's not it.
That's where I like to.
I'm trying to remember.
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
I'm trying to remember.
It's something like.
I'm not busting any nuts.
I feel like it.
Good God.
So nasty.
That's a family program here.
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You're right.
Try again.
What irked me this week?
Yeah, what irked you this week?
What didn't irk me this week?
Oh my God.
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Every day's a bad day for retail.
So I don't.
Yeah.
It is what it is.
All right, so let's just jump into the story.
Let's jump into it.
Let's get into the story, yeah.
Balls deep.
Holy Jesus.
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I swear to God.
I swear to God.
You're doing great, buddy.
I'm always real great.
Yeah.
I'm great at all I do.
All right, so CNN is covering the fires out in California.
If you guys don't know, fucking California's on fire again.
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Like a cyclical kind of thing that happens every,
I don't know, 10, 15 years.
I don't know.
When we were there, it was, you know,
there were some fires when we were there.
Oh, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Like every 10 years, there's a fire.
We haven't been there in 10 years.
It's been six years.
There wasn't a fire there when we were there, right?
Like, for like fucking, now there's a landslide
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about every 20 years.
Landslides are pretty bad.
Yeah.
Because, okay, statistics is in California.
You don't know no statistics.
I don't know, but I know that when there's a fire,
after the big old damn fire
and everything gets burnt the hell down,
then all of a sudden they get damn always damn rains, right?
Yeah.
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And then there's mudslides.
Yeah.
And people wonder, well, what happened?
Well, damn it, you're on a hill.
You had a fire around you and the rain comes.
Your house is gonna go flying down the hill too.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
You know.
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I don't know.
All right, so anyways, let me get back
to this fucking story of CNN.
CNN is covering the story, right?
So there's a photo.
There's a photo of Malibu.
All the houses are fucking gone.
Everything around, cars are fucking burnt up everywhere.
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Right?
Mm-hmm.
And there's this one blue and white VW bus
just standing out.
It looks like, to me it looks like somebody
Photoshopped it in there.
It's not touched or nothing.
Just pretty much all could get out.
No, yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody Photoshopped or someone decided,
oh, I want a picture in this nice background.
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Yeah.
So I don't know.
It says, but the owner,
let's see here, the owner.
The owner, surf and skateboard designer,
Megan Crystal says her friends have always referred
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to the lucky vehicle as the magic bus.
So I guess it's a real deal
because the owner came out and was like,
yeah, that's my fucking bus.
I can't believe it's saved.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I can tell you a story
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about some miraculous shit that happened, right?
So there was a breaking into a church
in California, right?
This was when we lived there, right?
It was actually before I met you.
And the person set fire to the church
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and fucking dropped his wallet, right?
And the whole church burned.
There was one spot right there
where the wallet was that didn't burn.
What?
Yeah.
Bullshit.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Now you don't believe in miraculous interventions,
miracles?
No.
You don't believe in miracles?
No.
You don't believe in God?
I didn't say that.
But I don't believe that.
I wouldn't have believed it if there wasn't pictures.
And they were gonna make pictures.
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No, no, no, no back.
When this happened,
there was no such thing as fucking Photoshop.
Oh, in the dinosaur age?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
So, all right.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to Florida.
Oh God, you in Florida.
I love Florida.
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It's my favorite place.
Maybe we should move there.
We should.
So, Green Thumb Industries, right?
They make weed.
I mean, they grow weed.
I mean, they get high.
Allegedly.
Okay.
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All right, this marijuana company, right?
And so like, you know how like some places right here,
like, oh, hey, there's a fucking 7-Eleven
and fucking like right next door is a weed store.
Right.
Mostly where you go, there's, yeah.
There's a weed store and a convenience store right there.
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Yeah, cause you got the munchies.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
So, in Florida,
Green Thumb Industries was like,
hey, look, we wanna open a bunch of these places.
Okay.
We wanna say, hey,
we wanna put them right here next to these circle case.
Okay.
Like adjacent, like, you know,
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next property over across the street, like close.
Yeah. Right?
Mm-hmm.
But Florida, let's see here.
They wanna open 10 dispensaries, right?
But Florida's Office of Medical Marijuana Use
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denied the request.
Why?
What was their excuse?
Cause it's not their idea?
Let's see.
Okay. So, they're suing, they're suing the state.
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GTI is suing the state because of other dispensaries
that are next to gas stations and convenience stores.
Makes sense.
Right?
They, the reason is they stated
it's gonna make more crime and diarrhea.
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Why? Because they picked a circle case?
I don't know what this fucking douchebag,
this fucking government fucking shill,
this cocksucker who has way too much power, right?
Because these are entre-mondeurs.
Right.
Hey, as long as it's not, you're not selling to kids,
I don't really give a shit.
It doesn't make any sense of his excuse why.
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That don't-
Yeah.
When I read the article earlier, I was like,
I was like, this is fucking dumb.
This guy's idiot.
And the fucking, and the judge sided with the state
saying that he has discretion and every, every,
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every single case is every single,
the decision was made on a case by case basis
and complied with state laws.
So yeah, it's like, fucking are you serious?
That's definitely a lawsuit.
Definitely.
Like this is the land of opportunity
and you're fucking taking away an opportunity.
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That's what I'm, you know, I'm like,
we're gonna get into a story later on
where some shit happened, right?
Mm-hmm.
And it's a thing of opportunity, you know?
So like the different states,
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one thing I've learned when doing this,
different states have different laws and different stuff.
Like, okay, for instance, in California,
it's extremely difficult to build houses, right?
Right.
Right here, guess what?
You go down, you pay your fucking 250 bucks or a thousand
bucks, whatever it is, right?
And they're like, hey, fucking build a house.
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Right?
We'll come check it out when you're done.
That's how it should be.
Right?
And so, let's see here.
So this thing is the same kind of deal.
I mean, I understand they're trying to keep control of,
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oh, it's a, you know, it's a dangerous narcotic.
Somebody missed me with that bullshit.
You don't, hey, I'm gonna tell you right now,
you don't ever hear of anybody,
anybody going and smoking a fucking blunt and going
and raping and killing kids.
No, it's the bath salts.
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Or.
Those dang bath salts every fucking episode.
I swear to God.
It's true though.
I don't know what they put in bath salts,
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but.
Yeah, that shit's no good.
That shit's no good.
So we don't put that in those.
It makes you eat people's faces off.
So you don't find that in the weed.
All right?
Yeah.
All right.
So let's move on.
Let's move on.
I just wanna make a statement.
If I had the money, I would, and I knew how to do it,
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I would have a weed store and a donut shop together.
All right?
Together.
Weed infused donuts.
Yes.
Bro.
We would sell so much weed.
Especially to the cops.
Especially to the cops.
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Just saying.
All right.
So this was on January 16th.
New year?
A new story for a new year?
Yeah, January 16th.
Whoa.
So two motorcycle guys, two dirt bikers, right?
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They were riding on the street,
which in California, illegal is shit,
and they didn't have no helmets on,
and they're fucking doing wheelies and shit, right?
Right?
So the cops start chasing them, the CHP,
the California Highway Patrol.
Okay.
They start chasing them.
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All of a sudden, 20 other motorcycles join the chase.
Right?
Rather motorcycles?
No.
More off-road.
Oh shit.
Okay.
It's like a convoy, but in most cases.
Yeah, and it was on the 60 freeway near El Monte.
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That's fricking cool.
Am I supposed to say it's cool?
Yeah.
That's cool.
They got away.
What?
Yeah, check it out.
Check it out.
So they're racing through fucking town, right?
They're racing through town.
Apparently they did a robbery or something.
I don't know.
Right?
And the cops just couldn't catch them.
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Well, if 60 more people joined, it'd probably be-
It was 20, but yeah.
It'd be hard to find them, I guess.
Well, they couldn't figure out which bike it was.
Yeah.
It's kind of like in a movie.
They do in movies.
Yeah.
Wow, like decoys.
Yeah, there was a lot of decoys.
That's what they called it, decoyed motorcycles.
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So like halfway through the chase,
you know, the Sky News 5?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're up there waving at the fucking helicopter.
Hi.
And they pull into fucking gas station.
Are you serious?
Yep.
Filled up.
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Filled up and kept going.
Wow.
Because, okay, so their cops were chasing everybody else.
Everybody else was fucking.
So they pull in, they get gas.
There's like fucking,
there's like 15 fucking motorcycles around them.
I mean, what are they gonna do?
That's hella funny.
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It is funny.
It is funny.
There's pictures.
There's pictures of all over,
a bunch of different pictures of them.
What are you doing in the new year, y'all?
Yeah, 20 riders on dirt bikes
joined the two suspects during the chase.
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Many waved at the Sky 5 choppers camera
while performing.
Hey.
And none of them are wearing helmets.
So you can see them.
Yeah.
And if they use facial recognition, guess what?
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They're all going down.
Every single one of them.
Every single one of them.
So they'll probably will.
They'll eventually catch them.
Okay, so check this out.
All right, so we're going to Yuma.
Is it Yuma, Arizona?
Yeah, that sounds right, Yuma.
Uh, uh, uh,
Yuma, Yuma, Yuma.
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Was it Yuma?
I wanna say it was Yuma.
Yeah, Yuma.
Black Onyx Empire tattoo.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
So check it out, check it out.
Nine-year-old girl, right?
Mm-hmm.
Talks to her dad, talks to her mom.
Says, hey, I wanna get,
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I wanna get Trump tattooed right here on my neck.
Are you kidding me right now?
No, this is a true story.
Okay.
It's a true story, right?
So they agree, right?
They don't even live in Arizona.
Okay?
The state they live in,
anybody under the age of 18 can't get a tattoo.
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Even with parents adult?
Yep.
What the hell?
Okay.
Okay.
So.
They drove to Yuma, Arizona.
They drove to Arizona.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
They talked to this guy.
The artist's name is Cutsozo.
Cutsoza.
That's what he goes by on Instagram.
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Okay.
C-U-T-Z-S-O-S-A, you can see,
you can check it out there.
He's got the videos up of this nine-year-old.
In Arizona, it is completely legal.
Okay.
To tattoo on a child with the parent's consent.
Okay.
Okay.
Which is fine.
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Hey, you want, your kid wants a fucking permanent
fucking tattoo, cool.
All right?
So.
The kid goes, hey, I want Trump's head fucking
plastered right here on my neck.
And he was like, yeah, you know,
you might want to rethink that.
How about you do something a little more patriotic?
(19:20):
All right?
You want to be a patriot?
Okay, fucking super cool.
I'm fucking okay with that.
How about we,
how about we do something else?
So on the arm, she decided to go with the arm.
Okay.
And she has the American flag.
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Just like, you know how service members have the
American flag on their arm?
Right.
Same.
Okay.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
Let me fucking, I'm gonna, we're gonna play the video.
It's a minute long.
It's a minute long.
It's a news video.
So if I get in trouble for this, it's whatever.
I like the story.
I think it's fucking cool.
I think we need to get it out there.
I think folks need to know that there,
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our kids are not, are still super patriotic.
Okay.
You know, there's not, there's not a bunch.
I mean, there's a bunch of haters in this country,
but patriotism is, you know,
it's,
I had a lot of folks in my family that were in the military.
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Mine too.
Yeah.
So, all right, let's peep this out.
I'm trying to explain it.
This is the video that caught our attention.
A tattoo artist giving a tattoo to a nine-year-old girl
posted on Instagram by the artist himself.
It happened at Black Onyx Empire Chattoo in Yuma.
And it was actually the second time
the young girl came here.
The Instagram video states her parents brought her here
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from out of state, wanting a tattoo showing Donald Trump
on the girl's neck.
According to Arizona law, it's legal to do this to a minor
with the parent's permission.
It is one of the most frustrating things
about our career field in Arizona,
which has no regulations.
Ben Shaw with the Alliance of Professional Tattooists says,
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Arizona is one of the least regulated states
for tattoo artists where no license is required to practice.
So, you don't even have to have a license.
And see, we were talking about that,
about they're making the weed company fucking
get all this approval.
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And in Arizona, you don't even need a license.
I could fucking go down there and be like,
I want me a tattoo artist.
Yeah.
I don't know the first thing about tattooing,
but let's fucking do it.
I want to be one.
Yeah, OK.
You gotta be able to see.
I can see.
You can't be blind.
I'm not blind.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Dumb shit.
Ha ha ha.
So anyways, I thought it was a super cool story.
So the reason the story came out this time was they
went back for a touch up.
Yeah.
Sometimes it fades over time.
And well, this was a couple of years ago.
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This was like a year ago.
And the artist talked to her again and was like,
you still want to do the Trump on your neck or what's up?
And she was like, nah, I'm good.
So yeah, it was a good thing that he talked her out of.
Getting something that maybe later on she'd be like, hmm.
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Right.
Yeah.
And I've noticed that when we've gone to, you know,
some artists are like, hey, you know, you might want to.
No, this is what I want.
OK, I'll do whatever you want.
Right.
What do you mean you want to swastika?
I don't know if I can do that.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
You know.
So you know, because this shit, you could fucking wake up
tomorrow and have a fun and be like, be like,
what was that fucking mass killing
dude with the goddamn swastika on his fucking forehead?
Charles Manson.
Yeah, Manson.
You'd be like Manson wandering around with the fucking.
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A spider crawling into your eyeball.
They do that.
They do that.
I know.
And there's some really pretty girls that I'm like,
I look at them like you used to be very pretty
until you got the big old tarantula coming out
your neck.
Like.
Yeah.
You should really think before you do things.
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I don't know.
I think a tarantula coming out of your neck
is pretty fucking sick.
Sorry, I'm not, but I'm not.
That gets me off.
You're disgusting.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I don't know.
Just like getting on your breast or your neck or your chest.
For a woman, I just don't.
You know, this is.
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Right.
OK, real quick.
Let's talk about this real quick.
I wanted to talk about this a couple of weeks ago.
OK, time are starting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So do you remember the conjoined twins?
Nope.
Come on.
There's been a lot of stories about the conjoined twins.
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So tell me which one you're talking about.
Oh, no.
These ones.
These ones were going to get taken apart.
And they decided not to because.
They share organs?
Yeah.
OK, what happened?
So they, the one got married.
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How do you marry someone when you're together?
With someone else?
When you're attached?
Now you see where I'm going with this?
So he got the pleasure of two people.
Yeah, can you imagine he's making out with his wife right there
and then his other like his sister-in-law?
It's like grabbing his balls.
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Well, they share everything.
His sister-in-law is giving him a back massage while his wife is
making him dinner.
I guess he won the jackpot, right?
I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Apparently, they're having a baby.
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They're having a baby.
I'm really confused right now.
Why?
They're joined together, so they're all three having a baby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's having a baby with his wife and her sister.
Wow.
All right.
Same time.
Probably going to be conjoined twins.
Hey, so I don't under...
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OK, so here, acquiring minds.
Inquiring mind.
So you got one vagina.
That's what I was trying to figure out this shit.
One vagina, one uterus, right?
But two fucking heads and two arms, right?
Is that what they look like?
I don't know what they look like.
You have a picture of them?
I do.
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Is that what it looks like?
Yeah.
I can't tell if there's two vaginas or one vagina.
I think there's only one vagina.
Acquiring minds, want to know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anyways, let's just fucking move on.
I don't want to spend too much time on that.
I don't want to spend too much time on that.
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You're going to have a lot of people thinking now.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I was thinking when I read the story,
when I saw the pictures, I was like, so I bet you she only
likes it doggy style.
I don't even know how.
Hey, I'm wondering if both of them orgasm.
(27:04):
This is a lot of good questions.
Yeah.
Is there a way we can write them?
No.
Let's not.
Let's not.
I would want to know.
Yeah, but I don't think they would want to talk about that.
It's only fair you put your business out there.
(27:25):
Duh.
Why put your business out there if you want people to know?
Rude.
I want to know now.
I don't know if I can sleep tonight without knowing
if she's got a orgasm vagina.
Oh my god.
I wonder unless they have two uteruses, right?
(27:46):
And then he froze his and they took her eggs.
Wonder if they did it that way.
I don't know.
They're married.
So I'm wondering if there's any kind of like.
I'm wondering.
They probably have four legs.
They probably have two different vaginas.
You think so?
Yeah.
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You think he gets to use one on Wednesdays
and the other ones on Thursdays?
Every other day.
A buffet.
Always.
A buffet.
I swear to god.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh god.
So nasty.
I swear to god.
Your mind is fucking horrible.
But if I've seen stories of twins like this before,
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they do have like they're just connected to their shoulders
or something.
And they have like the organs that they're connected
liver or like they're actually connected like when they're
on the uterus, they're just connected and they still have
their arms and they still have their legs.
Well, then, hey, so let's say your sister wants to get married,
right?
Uh huh.
(28:51):
How's that going to work?
That's going to be interesting.
Mm hmm.
Oh, a triple, a triple, I don't know.
Quadruple.
That's group sex.
Four people is group sex.
Yeah, they're going to have group sex.
Then they can switch out.
Tag team.
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Switch it out.
Stupid.
You're so dumb.
I swear to god.
Hey, bro.
My turn.
Oh, you're so dumb.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My turn.
Switch it out.
My turn.
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Oh my God.
All right.
Are you ready for the Florida man's?
We spent enough time on that.
You need Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
That's Jason Bourne.
YouTube motherfuckers need Jesus.
We do after that.
Okay.
Florida man.
(29:54):
This takes us to Key West, Florida.
Key West, Florida.
Florida man.
Right.
He's in custody this week because.
Because his dumb ass.
Told the police sent emails to the police that he was going to have the FBI and the
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Department of Justice come and raid their fucking police station.
What the fuck?
Apparently, allegedly the police have one of his family members in custody and he thought
it was a good idea.
The to let the cops know that he's going to fucking right.
(30:44):
So then he's got this domestic abuse thing.
Right.
And they, they kicked him out of his house.
Right.
And so he sends a text message to nine one one, bring the bomb Scott.
I paid for the house.
It's rigged and tell Tim Lane to call you.
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Call you.
You filled something like that.
Oh my God.
Something's wrong with that man.
Yeah.
This man is a, he's on some bullshit.
Oh God.
It's that bass.
I don't know about that, but I know he's on some fucking bullshit.
He's definitely, his eyes are too close together.
Like a, like a, he looks like a fucking pool ball.
(31:31):
Wow.
Yeah.
He must be on some.
That's a, that's a sign.
That's a sign.
Sign.
Okay.
Man exposes himself to Florida TJ Maxx customers, including children.
This is taking us to Daytona beach, Florida.
The man was taken to jail in Florida after he exposed himself to customers inside the
(31:57):
TJ Maxx store.
Witnesses, including children told officers.
They saw the man exposing his general in a shoe aisle.
What he's got a food fetish.
He got food fetish.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
He looked like a fucking pig.
He looks like a wiener right there.
Police say they reviewed store surveillance, which allegedly showed the gentleman engaging
(32:24):
in inappropriate behavior in the presence of customers.
What makes people do this?
That it's okay.
Like I don't, I'm not.
I, I don't think, I, I think this guy, he was on the police.
He's either on meth or on bath salts is on Beth or Beth.
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All right.
Florida man arrested for sexual battery.
This takes us to forest County, Mississippi, Mississippi.
Yep.
Forest County, Mississippi.
So this Florida man, this Florida man crossed state lines, trying to get it away.
Mississippi.
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So he's 70 years old.
He was arrested for a sexual battery.
70.
Yeah.
And account.
Oh shit.
He's got multiple accounts.
So, okay.
So he was for each count of sexual battery.
He had a $50,000 bond.
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Right.
And then for each count of touching a child, his bond was 15,000 for a total of 260,000.
So it doesn't give me a, this story is like a few sentences, but this dude.
Wait a minute.
I'm trying to, my mind, when you first told me 70, I'm stuck on 70.
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Yeah.
How the hell does a seven year old man still get it up and shriveled like,
Oh no, he didn't get it up.
He just touched some kids.
But don't you have to have like, I'm not a guy, so I don't know to have that desire.
Don't you get it?
He doesn't air.
His brain doesn't work.
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Right.
He sees kids as sexual objects.
Why didn't you be putting gel from the first time he got caught?
Instead of getting $15,000 fines.
I don't, I'm not, it's not fines.
It's bond.
It's bond.
But he was out to do it again.
No.
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Oh, I thought you said that he was out.
He got no, listen, pay attention.
He was arrested.
Okay.
For each count of his sexual battery, it was $50,000 bond.
So it's a totaling of 260,000.
Right.
So that's four counts of touching or fucking sexual assault.
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Okay.
200,000.
Okay.
60,000 is four counts of touching a child.
Okay.
So his bond is 260,000.
This is all the story gives me.
I don't, I don't understand why you didn't pay attention.
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I did understand.
I just thought why he's in the jail.
He is in jail.
Okay.
This is what, this is what the, this is what the, this is how the story reads.
You ready?
You ready?
This is how the story reads.
A man was arrested in Florida County charged with four counts of sexual battery and four
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counts of touching a child for lustful purposes.
In jail.
They don't say he was released.
Then they give his name, which I'm not going to fucking give his name.
I don't give a shit.
Right.
Fuck him.
It was arrested on Wednesday.
First appeared in court on Friday where the judge set the bond for 260,000.
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Each count 50,000.
I just don't want him to have a bond.
It's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Well, that's the law in Mississippi.
Like he, that's what I was trying to make it.
Like, I don't understand why you should be in jail.
Not out.
Like, like, no, he's not out.
Well, a bond means he, someone can get out.
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Yeah.
Someone in his family can put their house up for whatever, whatever.
Yeah.
But why would you, if he's fucking touching kids, people do that.
People would like, for example, if he had a wife, right.
Oh, my husband would never do that.
I love him so much.
We've been together 70 years.
I'm going to go put my house up.
Bitch, he don't have a wife.
Look at his fucking ass.
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But there's, it's.
He don't have no wife.
It's happened though.
People do that all the time.
Why you think there's people in prison that have committed murder, have done this, and they have these women that are their pen pals and send them money because they're so in love with them.
Oh, he would never do that.
I'm so in love with him.
I'm going to send them all the money.
We talked about that on previous episode, What the Nuts.
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Now, how fucking how, how women can just be in love with serial killers and shit.
It's just that he told me he didn't do it.
Who gives a fuck.
So, yeah, I just like.
That's where that just means that these women are fucking broke.
That's that's all that means.
Those women are broke.
I know her brain is a broken.
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All right.
That's what I'm saying.
That they should never have done that.
Like, no, gone.
No, no, no, no money is going to get you.
No money is going to get you out.
No matter. No.
Well.
He has to go by the law.
I know you don't like the law.
Look, that's why we live in this state.
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Because California would have let him out, too.
You know they would have.
With that no fucking well, oh, we're going to are this motherfucker because it's a nonviolent crime.
This upsets me.
That's all I know.
Anyways.
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That's our show.
You just burn.
You just burn another fucking five minutes for you being angry at some bullshit that it's not bullshit.
It is bullshit because it's fucking a law in another state that we have no control over.
So you're getting upset about something we've got no control over.
None.
OK.
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We have control over the laws.
We have control over the laws in this state.
We can vote on the laws in this state.
I am human.
I'm allowed to be upset.
Thank you.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Really.
Want to touch my peepee?
No.
Come on.
I need to get an essay.
What?
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Never mind.
You're just fucking you're so stuck on this fucking 70 year old man.
I'm trying to figure out what essay means.
I'm trying to figure out what essay means.
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All right.
All right.
That's our show.
Oh, go to our website.
What the nuts dot com.
Check us out.
We're going to be talking about TikTok.
All of our socials are right there.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, fuck it.
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We'll talk about on the next episode.
Teaser.
Whatever.
We'll talk about.
We'll talk about TikTok on the next episode.
Tiki talk.
And we're gone.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
Blast off these nuts.
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I just can't with you today.
That's every day.
Just today.
Just today?
Just today.
Not tomorrow.
That's it.
Not tomorrow.
So what's your excuse for tomorrow?
I won't have one.
And we're not there yet.
We're not at tomorrow.
Tomorrow's always today.
Yesterday was today.
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Yesterday was tomorrow.
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What the nuts?
Welcome to What the Nuts.
(01:01):
I'm your host, the blue collar Joe.
That's it's a mystery over there.
Being a pain in my butt.
And yonder.
And yonder.
Yonder.
I don't know how I can be a pain in his butt.
If you should see his butt,
it's like a lot of acreage.
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For me to be a pain in that little.
Oh really?
Why you always gotta be talking about my butt like that?
It's huge.
And?
I'm just letting them know
that I can't be a pain in your big ass.
That's all.
Yeah, you're like a pimple on a fucking 40 acre plot.
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Then pop that shit.
Are you sure I'm not an ingrown hair?
I was making a simile right there.
I might be an ingrown hair then.
It just ain't going anywhere.
(02:03):
He just curled up inside there when you fucking.
Like Dr. Pimple Popper of Papua and fucking,
you come out like a big old fucking wad of fat.
That's right.
I'm a big old wad of fat.
Juicy fat.
Yeah.
All right.
What do I ask you every week?
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What?
Bust your nut this week.
Please do.
Wait.
No, that's not it.
That's where I like to.
I'm trying to remember.
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
I'm trying to remember.
It's something like.
I'm not busting any nuts.
I feel like it.
Good God.
So nasty.
That's a family program here.
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You're right.
Try again.
What irked me this week?
Yeah, what irked you this week?
What didn't irk me this week?
Oh my God.
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Every day's a bad day for retail.
So I don't.
Yeah.
It is what it is.
All right, so let's just jump into the story.
Let's jump into it.
Let's get into the story, yeah.
Balls deep.
Holy Jesus.
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I swear to God.
I swear to God.
You're doing great, buddy.
I'm always real great.
Yeah.
I'm great at all I do.
All right, so CNN is covering the fires out in California.
If you guys don't know, fucking California's on fire again.
(04:14):
Like a cyclical kind of thing that happens every,
I don't know, 10, 15 years.
I don't know.
When we were there, it was, you know,
there were some fires when we were there.
Oh, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Like every 10 years, there's a fire.
We haven't been there in 10 years.
It's been six years.
There wasn't a fire there when we were there, right?
Like, for like fucking, now there's a landslide
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about every 20 years.
Landslides are pretty bad.
Yeah.
Because, okay, statistics is in California.
You don't know no statistics.
I don't know, but I know that when there's a fire,
after the big old damn fire
and everything gets burnt the hell down,
then all of a sudden they get damn always damn rains, right?
Yeah.
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And then there's mudslides.
Yeah.
And people wonder, well, what happened?
Well, damn it, you're on a hill.
You had a fire around you and the rain comes.
Your house is gonna go flying down the hill too.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
You know.
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I don't know.
All right, so anyways, let me get back
to this fucking story of CNN.
CNN is covering the story, right?
So there's a photo.
There's a photo of Malibu.
All the houses are fucking gone.
Everything around, cars are fucking burnt up everywhere.
(05:41):
Right?
Mm-hmm.
And there's this one blue and white VW bus
just standing out.
It looks like, to me it looks like somebody
Photoshopped it in there.
It's not touched or nothing.
Just pretty much all could get out.
No, yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody Photoshopped or someone decided,
oh, I want a picture in this nice background.
(06:03):
Yeah.
So I don't know.
It says, but the owner,
let's see here, the owner.
The owner, surf and skateboard designer,
Megan Crystal says her friends have always referred
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to the lucky vehicle as the magic bus.
So I guess it's a real deal
because the owner came out and was like,
yeah, that's my fucking bus.
I can't believe it's saved.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I can tell you a story
(06:47):
about some miraculous shit that happened, right?
So there was a breaking into a church
in California, right?
This was when we lived there, right?
It was actually before I met you.
And the person set fire to the church
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and fucking dropped his wallet, right?
And the whole church burned.
There was one spot right there
where the wallet was that didn't burn.
What?
Yeah.
Bullshit.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Now you don't believe in miraculous interventions,
miracles?
No.
You don't believe in miracles?
No.
You don't believe in God?
I didn't say that.
But I don't believe that.
I wouldn't have believed it if there wasn't pictures.
And they were gonna make pictures.
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No, no, no, no back.
When this happened,
there was no such thing as fucking Photoshop.
Oh, in the dinosaur age?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
So, all right.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to Florida.
Oh God, you in Florida.
I love Florida.
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It's my favorite place.
Maybe we should move there.
We should.
So, Green Thumb Industries, right?
They make weed.
I mean, they grow weed.
I mean, they get high.
Allegedly.
Okay.
(08:34):
All right, this marijuana company, right?
And so like, you know how like some places right here,
like, oh, hey, there's a fucking 7-Eleven
and fucking like right next door is a weed store.
Right.
Mostly where you go, there's, yeah.
There's a weed store and a convenience store right there.
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Yeah, cause you got the munchies.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
So, in Florida,
Green Thumb Industries was like,
hey, look, we wanna open a bunch of these places.
Okay.
We wanna say, hey,
we wanna put them right here next to these circle case.
Okay.
Like adjacent, like, you know,
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next property over across the street, like close.
Yeah. Right?
Mm-hmm.
But Florida, let's see here.
They wanna open 10 dispensaries, right?
But Florida's Office of Medical Marijuana Use
(09:39):
denied the request.
Why?
What was their excuse?
Cause it's not their idea?
Let's see.
Okay. So, they're suing, they're suing the state.
(10:00):
GTI is suing the state because of other dispensaries
that are next to gas stations and convenience stores.
Makes sense.
Right?
They, the reason is they stated
it's gonna make more crime and diarrhea.
(10:25):
Why? Because they picked a circle case?
I don't know what this fucking douchebag,
this fucking government fucking shill,
this cocksucker who has way too much power, right?
Because these are entre-mondeurs.
Right.
Hey, as long as it's not, you're not selling to kids,
I don't really give a shit.
It doesn't make any sense of his excuse why.
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That don't-
Yeah.
When I read the article earlier, I was like,
I was like, this is fucking dumb.
This guy's idiot.
And the fucking, and the judge sided with the state
saying that he has discretion and every, every,
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every single case is every single,
the decision was made on a case by case basis
and complied with state laws.
So yeah, it's like, fucking are you serious?
That's definitely a lawsuit.
Definitely.
Like this is the land of opportunity
and you're fucking taking away an opportunity.
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That's what I'm, you know, I'm like,
we're gonna get into a story later on
where some shit happened, right?
Mm-hmm.
And it's a thing of opportunity, you know?
So like the different states,
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one thing I've learned when doing this,
different states have different laws and different stuff.
Like, okay, for instance, in California,
it's extremely difficult to build houses, right?
Right.
Right here, guess what?
You go down, you pay your fucking 250 bucks or a thousand
bucks, whatever it is, right?
And they're like, hey, fucking build a house.
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Right?
We'll come check it out when you're done.
That's how it should be.
Right?
And so, let's see here.
So this thing is the same kind of deal.
I mean, I understand they're trying to keep control of,
(12:35):
oh, it's a, you know, it's a dangerous narcotic.
Somebody missed me with that bullshit.
You don't, hey, I'm gonna tell you right now,
you don't ever hear of anybody,
anybody going and smoking a fucking blunt and going
and raping and killing kids.
No, it's the bath salts.
(12:56):
Or.
Those dang bath salts every fucking episode.
I swear to God.
It's true though.
I don't know what they put in bath salts,
(13:16):
but.
Yeah, that shit's no good.
That shit's no good.
So we don't put that in those.
It makes you eat people's faces off.
So you don't find that in the weed.
All right?
Yeah.
All right.
So let's move on.
Let's move on.
I just wanna make a statement.
If I had the money, I would, and I knew how to do it,
(13:37):
I would have a weed store and a donut shop together.
All right?
Together.
Weed infused donuts.
Yes.
Bro.
We would sell so much weed.
Especially to the cops.
Especially to the cops.
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Just saying.
All right.
So this was on January 16th.
New year?
A new story for a new year?
Yeah, January 16th.
Whoa.
So two motorcycle guys, two dirt bikers, right?
(14:24):
They were riding on the street,
which in California, illegal is shit,
and they didn't have no helmets on,
and they're fucking doing wheelies and shit, right?
Right?
So the cops start chasing them, the CHP,
the California Highway Patrol.
Okay.
They start chasing them.
(14:46):
All of a sudden, 20 other motorcycles join the chase.
Right?
Rather motorcycles?
No.
More off-road.
Oh shit.
Okay.
It's like a convoy, but in most cases.
Yeah, and it was on the 60 freeway near El Monte.
(15:08):
That's fricking cool.
Am I supposed to say it's cool?
Yeah.
That's cool.
They got away.
What?
Yeah, check it out.
Check it out.
So they're racing through fucking town, right?
They're racing through town.
Apparently they did a robbery or something.
I don't know.
Right?
And the cops just couldn't catch them.
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Well, if 60 more people joined, it'd probably be-
It was 20, but yeah.
It'd be hard to find them, I guess.
Well, they couldn't figure out which bike it was.
Yeah.
It's kind of like in a movie.
They do in movies.
Yeah.
Wow, like decoys.
Yeah, there was a lot of decoys.
That's what they called it, decoyed motorcycles.
(15:53):
So like halfway through the chase,
you know, the Sky News 5?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're up there waving at the fucking helicopter.
Hi.
And they pull into fucking gas station.
Are you serious?
Yep.
Filled up.
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Filled up and kept going.
Wow.
Because, okay, so their cops were chasing everybody else.
Everybody else was fucking.
So they pull in, they get gas.
There's like fucking,
there's like 15 fucking motorcycles around them.
I mean, what are they gonna do?
That's hella funny.
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It is funny.
It is funny.
There's pictures.
There's pictures of all over,
a bunch of different pictures of them.
What are you doing in the new year, y'all?
Yeah, 20 riders on dirt bikes
joined the two suspects during the chase.
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Many waved at the Sky 5 choppers camera
while performing.
Hey.
And none of them are wearing helmets.
So you can see them.
Yeah.
And if they use facial recognition, guess what?
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They're all going down.
Every single one of them.
Every single one of them.
So they'll probably will.
They'll eventually catch them.
Okay, so check this out.
All right, so we're going to Yuma.
Is it Yuma, Arizona?
Yeah, that sounds right, Yuma.
Uh, uh, uh,
Yuma, Yuma, Yuma.
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Was it Yuma?
I wanna say it was Yuma.
Yeah, Yuma.
Black Onyx Empire tattoo.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
So check it out, check it out.
Nine-year-old girl, right?
Mm-hmm.
Talks to her dad, talks to her mom.
Says, hey, I wanna get,
(17:58):
I wanna get Trump tattooed right here on my neck.
Are you kidding me right now?
No, this is a true story.
Okay.
It's a true story, right?
So they agree, right?
They don't even live in Arizona.
Okay?
The state they live in,
anybody under the age of 18 can't get a tattoo.
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Even with parents adult?
Yep.
What the hell?
Okay.
Okay.
So.
They drove to Yuma, Arizona.
They drove to Arizona.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
They talked to this guy.
The artist's name is Cutsozo.
Cutsoza.
That's what he goes by on Instagram.
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Okay.
C-U-T-Z-S-O-S-A, you can see,
you can check it out there.
He's got the videos up of this nine-year-old.
In Arizona, it is completely legal.
Okay.
To tattoo on a child with the parent's consent.
Okay.
Okay.
Which is fine.
(19:00):
Hey, you want, your kid wants a fucking permanent
fucking tattoo, cool.
All right?
So.
The kid goes, hey, I want Trump's head fucking
plastered right here on my neck.
And he was like, yeah, you know,
you might want to rethink that.
How about you do something a little more patriotic?
(19:20):
All right?
You want to be a patriot?
Okay, fucking super cool.
I'm fucking okay with that.
How about we,
how about we do something else?
So on the arm, she decided to go with the arm.
Okay.
And she has the American flag.
(19:42):
Just like, you know how service members have the
American flag on their arm?
Right.
Same.
Okay.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
Let me fucking, I'm gonna, we're gonna play the video.
It's a minute long.
It's a minute long.
It's a news video.
So if I get in trouble for this, it's whatever.
I like the story.
I think it's fucking cool.
I think we need to get it out there.
I think folks need to know that there,
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our kids are not, are still super patriotic.
Okay.
You know, there's not, there's not a bunch.
I mean, there's a bunch of haters in this country,
but patriotism is, you know,
it's,
I had a lot of folks in my family that were in the military.
(20:25):
Mine too.
Yeah.
So, all right, let's peep this out.
I'm trying to explain it.
This is the video that caught our attention.
A tattoo artist giving a tattoo to a nine-year-old girl
posted on Instagram by the artist himself.
It happened at Black Onyx Empire Chattoo in Yuma.
And it was actually the second time
the young girl came here.
The Instagram video states her parents brought her here
(20:47):
from out of state, wanting a tattoo showing Donald Trump
on the girl's neck.
According to Arizona law, it's legal to do this to a minor
with the parent's permission.
It is one of the most frustrating things
about our career field in Arizona,
which has no regulations.
Ben Shaw with the Alliance of Professional Tattooists says,
(21:09):
Arizona is one of the least regulated states
for tattoo artists where no license is required to practice.
So, you don't even have to have a license.
And see, we were talking about that,
about they're making the weed company fucking
get all this approval.
(21:29):
And in Arizona, you don't even need a license.
I could fucking go down there and be like,
I want me a tattoo artist.
Yeah.
I don't know the first thing about tattooing,
but let's fucking do it.
I want to be one.
Yeah, OK.
You gotta be able to see.
I can see.
You can't be blind.
I'm not blind.
Ha ha ha ha.
(21:58):
Dumb shit.
Ha ha ha.
So anyways, I thought it was a super cool story.
So the reason the story came out this time was they
went back for a touch up.
Yeah.
Sometimes it fades over time.
And well, this was a couple of years ago.
(22:20):
This was like a year ago.
And the artist talked to her again and was like,
you still want to do the Trump on your neck or what's up?
And she was like, nah, I'm good.
So yeah, it was a good thing that he talked her out of.
Getting something that maybe later on she'd be like, hmm.
(22:43):
Right.
Yeah.
And I've noticed that when we've gone to, you know,
some artists are like, hey, you know, you might want to.
No, this is what I want.
OK, I'll do whatever you want.
Right.
What do you mean you want to swastika?
I don't know if I can do that.
(23:04):
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know.
So you know, because this shit, you could fucking wake up
tomorrow and have a fun and be like, be like,
what was that fucking mass killing
dude with the goddamn swastika on his fucking forehead?
Charles Manson.
Yeah, Manson.
You'd be like Manson wandering around with the fucking.
(23:26):
A spider crawling into your eyeball.
They do that.
They do that.
I know.
And there's some really pretty girls that I'm like,
I look at them like you used to be very pretty
until you got the big old tarantula coming out
your neck.
Like.
Yeah.
You should really think before you do things.
(23:47):
I don't know.
I think a tarantula coming out of your neck
is pretty fucking sick.
Sorry, I'm not, but I'm not.
That gets me off.
You're disgusting.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I don't know.
Just like getting on your breast or your neck or your chest.
For a woman, I just don't.
You know, this is.
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Right.
OK, real quick.
Let's talk about this real quick.
I wanted to talk about this a couple of weeks ago.
OK, time are starting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So do you remember the conjoined twins?
Nope.
Come on.
There's been a lot of stories about the conjoined twins.
(24:28):
So tell me which one you're talking about.
Oh, no.
These ones.
These ones were going to get taken apart.
And they decided not to because.
They share organs?
Yeah.
OK, what happened?
So they, the one got married.
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How do you marry someone when you're together?
With someone else?
When you're attached?
Now you see where I'm going with this?
So he got the pleasure of two people.
Yeah, can you imagine he's making out with his wife right there
and then his other like his sister-in-law?
It's like grabbing his balls.
(25:10):
Well, they share everything.
His sister-in-law is giving him a back massage while his wife is
making him dinner.
I guess he won the jackpot, right?
I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Apparently, they're having a baby.
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They're having a baby.
I'm really confused right now.
Why?
They're joined together, so they're all three having a baby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's having a baby with his wife and her sister.
Wow.
All right.
Same time.
Probably going to be conjoined twins.
Hey, so I don't under...
(25:58):
OK, so here, acquiring minds.
Inquiring mind.
So you got one vagina.
That's what I was trying to figure out this shit.
One vagina, one uterus, right?
But two fucking heads and two arms, right?
Is that what they look like?
I don't know what they look like.
You have a picture of them?
I do.
(26:19):
Is that what it looks like?
Yeah.
I can't tell if there's two vaginas or one vagina.
I think there's only one vagina.
Acquiring minds, want to know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anyways, let's just fucking move on.
I don't want to spend too much time on that.
I don't want to spend too much time on that.
(26:40):
You're going to have a lot of people thinking now.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I was thinking when I read the story,
when I saw the pictures, I was like, so I bet you she only
likes it doggy style.
I don't even know how.
Hey, I'm wondering if both of them orgasm.
(27:04):
This is a lot of good questions.
Yeah.
Is there a way we can write them?
No.
Let's not.
Let's not.
I would want to know.
Yeah, but I don't think they would want to talk about that.
It's only fair you put your business out there.
(27:25):
Duh.
Why put your business out there if you want people to know?
Rude.
I want to know now.
I don't know if I can sleep tonight without knowing
if she's got a orgasm vagina.
Oh my god.
I wonder unless they have two uteruses, right?
(27:46):
And then he froze his and they took her eggs.
Wonder if they did it that way.
I don't know.
They're married.
So I'm wondering if there's any kind of like.
I'm wondering.
They probably have four legs.
They probably have two different vaginas.
You think so?
Yeah.
(28:06):
You think he gets to use one on Wednesdays
and the other ones on Thursdays?
Every other day.
A buffet.
Always.
A buffet.
I swear to god.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh god.
So nasty.
I swear to god.
Your mind is fucking horrible.
But if I've seen stories of twins like this before,
(28:31):
they do have like they're just connected to their shoulders
or something.
And they have like the organs that they're connected
liver or like they're actually connected like when they're
on the uterus, they're just connected and they still have
their arms and they still have their legs.
Well, then, hey, so let's say your sister wants to get married,
right?
Uh huh.
(28:51):
How's that going to work?
That's going to be interesting.
Mm hmm.
Oh, a triple, a triple, I don't know.
Quadruple.
That's group sex.
Four people is group sex.
Yeah, they're going to have group sex.
Then they can switch out.
Tag team.
(29:12):
Switch it out.
Stupid.
You're so dumb.
I swear to god.
Hey, bro.
My turn.
Oh, you're so dumb.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My turn.
Switch it out.
My turn.
(29:33):
Oh my God.
All right.
Are you ready for the Florida man's?
We spent enough time on that.
You need Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
That's Jason Bourne.
YouTube motherfuckers need Jesus.
We do after that.
Okay.
Florida man.
(29:54):
This takes us to Key West, Florida.
Key West, Florida.
Florida man.
Right.
He's in custody this week because.
Because his dumb ass.
Told the police sent emails to the police that he was going to have the FBI and the
(30:20):
Department of Justice come and raid their fucking police station.
What the fuck?
Apparently, allegedly the police have one of his family members in custody and he thought
it was a good idea.
The to let the cops know that he's going to fucking right.
(30:44):
So then he's got this domestic abuse thing.
Right.
And they, they kicked him out of his house.
Right.
And so he sends a text message to nine one one, bring the bomb Scott.
I paid for the house.
It's rigged and tell Tim Lane to call you.
(31:08):
Call you.
You filled something like that.
Oh my God.
Something's wrong with that man.
Yeah.
This man is a, he's on some bullshit.
Oh God.
It's that bass.
I don't know about that, but I know he's on some fucking bullshit.
He's definitely, his eyes are too close together.
Like a, like a, he looks like a fucking pool ball.
(31:31):
Wow.
Yeah.
He must be on some.
That's a, that's a sign.
That's a sign.
Sign.
Okay.
Man exposes himself to Florida TJ Maxx customers, including children.
This is taking us to Daytona beach, Florida.
The man was taken to jail in Florida after he exposed himself to customers inside the
(31:57):
TJ Maxx store.
Witnesses, including children told officers.
They saw the man exposing his general in a shoe aisle.
What he's got a food fetish.
He got food fetish.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
He looked like a fucking pig.
He looks like a wiener right there.
Police say they reviewed store surveillance, which allegedly showed the gentleman engaging
(32:24):
in inappropriate behavior in the presence of customers.
What makes people do this?
That it's okay.
Like I don't, I'm not.
I, I don't think, I, I think this guy, he was on the police.
He's either on meth or on bath salts is on Beth or Beth.
(32:45):
All right.
Florida man arrested for sexual battery.
This takes us to forest County, Mississippi, Mississippi.
Yep.
Forest County, Mississippi.
So this Florida man, this Florida man crossed state lines, trying to get it away.
Mississippi.
(33:12):
So he's 70 years old.
He was arrested for a sexual battery.
70.
Yeah.
And account.
Oh shit.
He's got multiple accounts.
So, okay.
So he was for each count of sexual battery.
He had a $50,000 bond.
(33:35):
Right.
And then for each count of touching a child, his bond was 15,000 for a total of 260,000.
So it doesn't give me a, this story is like a few sentences, but this dude.
Wait a minute.
I'm trying to, my mind, when you first told me 70, I'm stuck on 70.
(33:58):
Yeah.
How the hell does a seven year old man still get it up and shriveled like,
Oh no, he didn't get it up.
He just touched some kids.
But don't you have to have like, I'm not a guy, so I don't know to have that desire.
Don't you get it?
He doesn't air.
His brain doesn't work.
(34:19):
Right.
He sees kids as sexual objects.
Why didn't you be putting gel from the first time he got caught?
Instead of getting $15,000 fines.
I don't, I'm not, it's not fines.
It's bond.
It's bond.
But he was out to do it again.
No.
(34:40):
Oh, I thought you said that he was out.
He got no, listen, pay attention.
He was arrested.
Okay.
For each count of his sexual battery, it was $50,000 bond.
So it's a totaling of 260,000.
Right.
So that's four counts of touching or fucking sexual assault.
(35:02):
Okay.
200,000.
Okay.
60,000 is four counts of touching a child.
Okay.
So his bond is 260,000.
This is all the story gives me.
I don't, I don't understand why you didn't pay attention.
(35:23):
I did understand.
I just thought why he's in the jail.
He is in jail.
Okay.
This is what, this is what the, this is what the, this is how the story reads.
You ready?
You ready?
This is how the story reads.
A man was arrested in Florida County charged with four counts of sexual battery and four
(35:45):
counts of touching a child for lustful purposes.
In jail.
They don't say he was released.
Then they give his name, which I'm not going to fucking give his name.
I don't give a shit.
Right.
Fuck him.
It was arrested on Wednesday.
First appeared in court on Friday where the judge set the bond for 260,000.
(36:10):
Each count 50,000.
I just don't want him to have a bond.
It's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Well, that's the law in Mississippi.
Like he, that's what I was trying to make it.
Like, I don't understand why you should be in jail.
Not out.
Like, like, no, he's not out.
Well, a bond means he, someone can get out.
(36:32):
Yeah.
Someone in his family can put their house up for whatever, whatever.
Yeah.
But why would you, if he's fucking touching kids, people do that.
People would like, for example, if he had a wife, right.
Oh, my husband would never do that.
I love him so much.
We've been together 70 years.
I'm going to go put my house up.
Bitch, he don't have a wife.
Look at his fucking ass.
(36:54):
But there's, it's.
He don't have no wife.
It's happened though.
People do that all the time.
Why you think there's people in prison that have committed murder, have done this, and they have these women that are their pen pals and send them money because they're so in love with them.
Oh, he would never do that.
I'm so in love with him.
I'm going to send them all the money.
We talked about that on previous episode, What the Nuts.
(37:17):
Now, how fucking how, how women can just be in love with serial killers and shit.
It's just that he told me he didn't do it.
Who gives a fuck.
So, yeah, I just like.
That's where that just means that these women are fucking broke.
That's that's all that means.
Those women are broke.
I know her brain is a broken.
(37:38):
All right.
That's what I'm saying.
That they should never have done that.
Like, no, gone.
No, no, no, no money is going to get you.
No money is going to get you out.
No matter. No.
Well.
He has to go by the law.
I know you don't like the law.
Look, that's why we live in this state.
(38:01):
Because California would have let him out, too.
You know they would have.
With that no fucking well, oh, we're going to are this motherfucker because it's a nonviolent crime.
This upsets me.
That's all I know.
Anyways.
(38:22):
That's our show.
You just burn.
You just burn another fucking five minutes for you being angry at some bullshit that it's not bullshit.
It is bullshit because it's fucking a law in another state that we have no control over.
So you're getting upset about something we've got no control over.
None.
OK.
(38:43):
We have control over the laws.
We have control over the laws in this state.
We can vote on the laws in this state.
I am human.
I'm allowed to be upset.
Thank you.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Really.
Want to touch my peepee?
No.
Come on.
I need to get an essay.
What?
(39:04):
Never mind.
You're just fucking you're so stuck on this fucking 70 year old man.
I'm trying to figure out what essay means.
I'm trying to figure out what essay means.
(39:34):
All right.
All right.
That's our show.
Oh, go to our website.
What the nuts dot com.
Check us out.
We're going to be talking about TikTok.
All of our socials are right there.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, fuck it.
(39:55):
We'll talk about on the next episode.
Teaser.
Whatever.
We'll talk about.
We'll talk about TikTok on the next episode.
Tiki talk.
And we're gone.
Yeah.
(40:16):
Yeah.
(40:38):
Yeah.
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