February 26, 2025 • 34 mins
episode 80
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Okay.
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Focus.
Focusing motherfucker.
Now what?
Good enough.
Good enough for nobody.
Fuck us.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Focusing.
On what?
What are you focusing on?
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Trying to figure out what's wrong with your brain today.
You really wanna know?
Yeah.
I'm on my bullshit.
Yeah, definitely.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Focus, I need you to really focus today.
Focus.
All right.
You ready?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
Is it gonna be funny?
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Am I redlining?
Let me see.
Uh uh, I'm not redlining anymore.
I don't do that no more.
Yeah, cause you're not talking loud enough again.
What the fuck?
There you go, you're redlining again.
You came over, you came over and renewed this shit.
There you go, you're perfect.
Fucked up this whole fucking scenario over here,
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trying to focus me out.
And then you tell me I'm redlining.
The following program is rated TVMA.
What you are about to watch contains
explicit language, adult themes, violence,
and may not be suitable for viewers under 18.
Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
Look, homie, you can't have-
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What the nuts?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Welcome to What the Nuts, I'm your host, Blue Collar Joe.
That's it's a mystery.
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She has a attitude problem.
I need to focus.
All right.
Attitude problem.
Yep.
All right, this is episode what?
77.
You're stupid.
It's not episode 77.
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What comes next?
I think this is episode 79.
Oh!
So this is episode 80.
Oh, I was going backwards.
Are you sure it's 80?
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
I think so.
I'm pretty sure.
Could be wrong.
Oh, okay.
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Well,
what do you wanna talk about this week?
Should you have a fucking issue?
Really?
Really.
The only issue I have is that you don't know
how to multitask.
You think I can't multitask.
You're over here, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus.
Focus, focus.
I can multitask.
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We're on episode 79.
Oh shit, you were wrong too.
I was.
It's the old age, you can't count.
Yep, this is true.
Yeah.
I cannot count.
You're cool.
Oh, you get some, you know, brain farts and it happens.
Right.
Yeah.
Focus, focus, are you over there focusing?
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You're stupid.
Are you over there focusing?
No, I'm not focusing.
I'm not focusing at all.
Hmm.
I am not focusing.
So what ripped your gear today or this week, sir?
What ripped my gear?
What ripped your gear, sir, this week?
Just tell us all about it.
You're on some bullshit, I swear to God.
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Let's rip the nuts out.
Oh my Jesus.
Yeah, the show is called What the Nuts,
so what gear are you in this week?
I take that back, this is episode 80.
I looked at? Bra.
Really? Yeah.
Sorry, you guys, he just finished kindergarten last week.
He just learned how to count.
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His bad.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't remember.
Anyways.
It's the brain fart.
It's the old age.
I don't remember shit.
I don't remember shit at all.
Yeah.
Maybe you should put a little tally up there, you know.
There is a tally.
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There is a tally.
Right, do I use it?
There is a fucking tally.
Stop it.
Okay, I'll stop.
God.
Focus.
Focus.
Focus.
Shit.
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Word of the day is focus.
Yeah.
Yeah, this has gotta be.
Fuck, I don't know.
All right.
All right, whatever.
Whatever.
All I know is one of them is wrong.
For some reason, I thought it was episode 77
because I thought we did 67, 76.
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Yeah, we've done way more than that since then.
Oh, my bad.
I don't know.
I don't either.
Anyways, let's just jump into these fucking stories.
Okay.
Maybe a caller can call in and tell us what episode we are.
We don't have a phone line.
Oh.
Fucking.
Focus, focus.
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Focus.
All right.
All right, all right, dude.
All right, dude.
All right, dude.
Ready?
Ready, dude?
Yeah, bro, let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Dude, dude, dude.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, let's go.
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All right, so you ever wanted to fucking steal a train?
No.
No?
I wouldn't know how to drive that shit.
Well, let me tell you something.
This 15-year-old boy.
He wanted to drive a train.
In a Bronx stole a fucking train
and took it down fucking tracks.
Holy shit.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was it just him or did he take some people for a ride?
He was, no, it was just him.
Oh, okay.
It was a number two train out of the Prospect Avenue.
Oh, see, that's what he did wrong.
He actually did the number one.
Yeah, number one, for sure.
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So apparently this guy, he was fucking,
he's a goddamn criminal right here.
Straight criminal.
15 years old?
Yeah, watch this.
He's fucking charged with reckless endangerment,
criminal impersonation, and criminal trespassing, right?
The teenager was previously arrested
in connection with an R train theft.
So this motherfucker has not stole one train.
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He stole two trains.
Wow, I wonder if there's some kind of mental,
you know how people do fires and they're called something.
Arsonists?
Yeah.
What is it, if you like trains and you steal them all?
Klepto.
Klepto.
A train klepto.
Hey, klepto.
A train klepto.
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I almost hate that shit.
I know, you went, ah.
Little bit too big for me.
Yeah, no it's not.
Fuck off.
Somewhere.
All right, so he drove at a short distance
and then busted some windows out.
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Yeah, like, thanks guys.
Okay.
All right, so you know how you were saying the other day,
you're coming back from the store and you're like,
Mother, Jeff and eggs are $30.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want me to tell you why?
I think I know, but you can go ahead and tell me why.
Okay, so on the Will Rogers turnpike,
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a truckload of eggs flipped over.
This was on my birthday.
Wow.
Eggs all over the highway.
Right here in Oklahoma.
Well that sucks, you know why?
Because it's cold, right?
So we didn't get no scrambled eggs,
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because it's not hot.
Needless to say, the highway was quite slippery.
And slimy.
Oh no, frozen.
How did frozen?
Ah, when it fucking snowed.
Ah, slimy eggs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe that's why everyone turned over.
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Okay, anyways, focusing.
Fuck, no, you're bullshit.
All right, so scientists, researchers have been
fucking around with genes, right?
Okay.
Yeah, like blue genes, black genes.
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What? Red genes.
No, so they isolated a gene, a human gene, right?
And they took these mice,
because mice are like the closest to us,
like when it comes to physiology.
Okay.
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That's how come they use mice to test everything.
Oh, okay, because I thought monkeys were.
No.
Every time you open a book, right?
Primates, primates, is that what you're talking about?
When you open a book, it shows a monkey standing
and it goes up, it goes up, it goes up.
That's Darwin's theory of evolution.
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Oh.
That's just a theory.
Oh, focus.
I swear to God.
Fucking, I can't believe you.
All right, so.
Mice, mice, okay, mice.
Mice, right.
Mice, mice, mice, right, right, right.
So, they have found this genetic,
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they've taken this genetic,
what is it, what is it?
I don't know.
Something, I forget what it's called, DNA.
They call it DNA, right?
And they injected it into these mice, right?
And they did gene splicing or whatever the hell it is, right?
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And they found out that these mice can now speak English.
I know, that's kidding.
I'm just kidding.
They, so mice speak in a language that they make,
they make sounds that a lot of the sounds we can't hear.
Right?
A lot of them.
Like they speak in such high sounds
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that fucking cats and dogs can't hear them, but we can't.
Okay. Okay.
So, they injected these genes into these mice, right?
Split the gene.
And then they noticed that the mice were talking different.
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Yeah.
I don't know if it was like jive or,
or, you know, like Spanish or something, but,
they were talking different.
No, so it became more audible to the human ear.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
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So, what did it say?
Okay.
So the scientists caution that I don't think
that one gene is going to be responsible for language.
Right?
And poof, they're gonna be able to speak English.
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No, or they'll be able to speak a language.
That's not how, that's not how it would work.
They would need to splice multiple genes
in order for them to be able to speak.
Of course, because you have to have multiple to make it work.
Cause if that, it was that easy,
they'd be doing that a long time ago.
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Take a gene and just make animals talk.
Have you, have you not seen, have you seen not, not-
Dr. Doodle, yes, I seen Dr. Doodle.
I think Disney had it figured out, homie.
Oh, I think I have figured out
when I talk to my babies too, so.
Oh really?
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They don't understand you.
Oh yes they do.
They all speak Spanish.
No.
They all speak Spanish.
When I talk to them, they understand.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh.
Like if I say treat, treat, they know what treat, treat means.
Uh-oh, don't fucking get them started.
No, I was just trying to prove a point.
Focus.
Focus.
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All right, so, so basically researchers are trying
to figure out how, which genes go with, with speech.
Cause they think that there's a certain set of genes
that, that actually help us have speech.
They just gotta figure out which genes it is.
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Yeah, whether they're blue, black, red.
Yellow.
I think it's the purple ones.
Might be purple.
Uh.
Rainbow.
Okay, that's enough.
All right, so this happened in the UK.
Okay.
All right.
Teen arrested after projectiles thrown at trains.
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So I read the story and of course I had to decipher
some of the wording because it's definitely UK writing.
Okay.
It's not the same as us.
So they use slingshots.
They call them catapults.
They call them catapults like, but you know what?
I think of a catapult, like I think, oh.
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You're trying to take over the castle.
Yeah, cause that's what it looks like.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
So the incident happened in Cambridge, right?
Yeah.
This kid, he was on bail from damaging another train.
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What's up with these kids?
I'm telling you, it's like they're having a secret,
like they're talking on WhatsApp or something.
Ha ha ha ha.
Secret.
They got a secret community.
I don't know, I think there's a forum somewhere
on the dark web that's telling them,
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hey look, here's how you fucking drive these trains
and here's how you fucking break these windows
on these trains.
Yeah, I guess, shit.
So they arrested this fool, he's back in jail.
And I don't think they're letting him out again.
I don't think so.
All right, so our next story, our next story,
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ready, ready, ready?
Takes us to Australia.
All right, down under.
Mm-hmm.
All right, so picture this, right?
Picture this, you fucking do a little laundry, right?
Do a little laundry, right?
You leave the dryer door open a lot, right?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Snake is warm in there, right?
Is warm in there.
Snake goes and climbs up in your fucking dryer.
You throw your fucking clothes in there, right?
And you dry your fucking clothes.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Snake in there.
You didn't kill him?
With your clothes.
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I didn't kill it?
No.
You got, you got, it's got padding.
There's clothes in there now.
Yeah, so snake, right?
Most venomous snake in fucking Australia
found in woman's dryer.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
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So there's a video, I didn't watch the video,
but it was in Maudsland on the Gold Coast of Queensland.
Oh shit, there's a Gold Coast in fucking,
oh shit, I'm dumb.
I didn't know there was a Gold Coast
in fucking Australia.
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I thought it was in, I thought it was in Africa.
Africa, the Gold Coast, you know, where they,
where they mine for gold.
Look, we already decided this last podcast
that I'm not really intelligent when it comes to anything.
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You mean geography.
Yeah, so usually I sit over here and say, yeah, mm-hmm.
All right.
Mm-hmm, focusing.
Yep, focusing.
Okay. On the Gold Coast, yes.
We learned something today.
The Gold Coast is in Australia.
I learned something today.
All right, so the video shows a young Eastern brown snake,
the second most venomous snake in the world.
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Did it bite her?
No. Oh.
It was inside the tub of the family's,
oh, it was in the washing machine, fool.
Oh. Not in the dryer.
Then it must've came, how?
It must've been like, like,
how you leave our fucking washing machine open?
Yeah, cause I leave it open so that it dries out.
Right, right, right.
I don't like it mildewing.
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Reptiles, reptile anglers captured it
and relocated the snake without any injury
to human or reptile or dirty clothes.
That's crazy, cause I would've got bit,
cause my butt, I just grab it.
I would like grabbing stuff out of it.
Yeah, you don't even look first.
No, I don't.
Well, first of all, it's on the floor.
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So I'm like almost on the floor.
It's almost, you know, it's almost the same size as you.
Raw.
I'm little, but not that little.
Look, I'm five foot three and I'm proud, okay?
Are you? You're proud?
Yeah, because I used to be five foot four.
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So. So you're shrinking?
Apparently, it happens with age.
Hey.
That fucking hurt.
I'm going to beat you up.
You're all blowing on the microphone.
Don't whisper.
All I said was hello.
Doesn't matter, don't whisper.
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Okay, I don't know how many times I have to explain to you.
I have a gate so that it doesn't hear all the fucking
farting and the fucking yelling in the other room.
No farting allowed?
No.
Well, that sucks.
Cause this is a family show.
Sucks.
Oh, this family show sucks.
Farting sucks.
You suck.
No.
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I'm just a C.
Just a C, huh?
All right, let's move on.
New Hampshire.
Let's take it as a New Hampshire.
Okay, ready?
So.
Store employee finds venomous snake in bananas.
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What the fuck, man?
What is with all these snakes?
I mean, it's cold right now.
Why the fuck are they in, you know.
Well, in Australia, it's hot in Australia, right?
Okay, but bananas don't come from Australia.
And in New Hampshire, is it cold right now in New Hampshire?
Hell yeah, they're fucking frozen.
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Shit, fucking this guy.
All right, so the grocery store where the shipment
of bananas was found to be concealing an unwanted
hitchhiker, a venomous snake.
Fish and Game came and checked it out.
It was a.
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Rattle.
It was an ornate cat-eyed snake,
a venomous species native to Ecuador.
How in the hell did it get to New Hampshire?
It came over here on a boat, I mean.
Oh, it hitchhiked.
Oh, you don't, hey, you don't know how, hey.
So, let me tell you something.
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So the bananas, they go on a ship, right?
They get their passport, right?
And they go and they load on the ship.
They all walk on the ship.
And then, they come to New York, to the port, right?
And they get offloaded at the port, the bananas.
Okay.
All right, and then they get delivered to whatever store
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is selling them.
So the snake was an immigrant.
Hitchhiked on a banana.
Yeah, it was illegal, fool.
It was illegal.
You don't have a passport.
It was an illegal snake.
He didn't have a passport, but the bananas did.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So, all right, so they re-homed it.
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Wait.
In New Hampshire, any venomous snake,
aside from the hog nose snake, is illegal to possess.
So what do they do with it?
Kill it?
Neuthenize it?
We've had a few calls, but never a venomous snake.
That's definitely a first.
Um.
(21:44):
This snake is venomous,
but not especially dangerous to humans.
They're actually really adapted to eating things
like lizards and amphibians.
So, I don't know.
They probably, you know what they probably did was like,
hey, uh, New Hampshire Zoo, what's up?
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Yeah, I would put it in a zoo.
I have a fucking snake right here.
That'd be cool.
Yeah, here, here have it.
All right.
You ready?
You know what comes next?
Yes, let's do it.
What comes next?
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I don't know.
You need Jesus!
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
You two motherfuckers need Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
All right, it's Florida man time y'all, it's Florida man.
About damn time y'all.
Florida man.
Florida man.
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Hey, you know what?
This week, this week, this week we have, uh,
Florida police horse nabs man
after wild chase over drug deal.
So instead of chasing him in a car,
these cops, like the old west,
they got on horses and they fucking chased this fool down.
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This was in Jacksonville, Florida.
He was caught handing off illegal drugs and
he tried to run.
So, but they had mounted,
had horse mounted sheriffs
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and they chased him down on the horse.
There's a video of it.
I'm not gonna watch the video.
The cop kept telling his horse,
get the bad man, get the bad man.
What the hell?
Hey, get on the ground.
You're gonna get run over.
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He's gonna fucking trample him with the horse.
What the hell man?
I didn't even know they still had horses for cops.
Oh yeah, some places.
Some places they do.
Really?
Yeah.
Now I'm gonna Google that shit.
Because I'm interested to find out.
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Google it.
Because I don't want to get ran over by a horse cop.
He was arrested for resisting an officer without violence
and it has been since released.
I have a question.
So what they're saying is, he wanted to be,
(24:37):
okay so they're talking about the fucking thing.
What?
So you know how we have canine cops?
Yeah.
Are they horse cops?
Yeah.
And if you hit a horse.
Oh yeah, it's fucking, it's the same.
It's the same.
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the same.
You're getting fucking.
That's interesting.
You're getting slammed with fucking
assault on a peace officer.
(24:58):
Hmm.
All right, so this takes us to
Tallahassee.
Tallahassee.
Tallahassee.
One arrested after snowballs thrown at Florida police officer.
I know, that's funny.
I wish I would have saw that.
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Hell yeah.
I'll be having some popcorn, a chair, like yeah.
Here's what we know, here's what we know.
All right, officers of the Tallahassee Police Department
were called to the 700 block on Madison Street
after citizens complained about a group of people
throwing snowballs at passing cars.
According to a news release.
(25:39):
Okay, so they, you know, hold on.
An occupant of one of the cars
reported being struck in the head.
Fucking roll your window up, bro.
Cars have windows.
Protection, eh?
Fuck.
One of the officers who responded to the area
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to protect others became a target
when both his patrol car and face were struck
by what officials described as an ice projectile.
The incident happened so fast,
he couldn't get his taser out.
(26:23):
All right, that's not in the story.
I just made that up.
That shit's funny.
Officials said a man ran towards the officer's
driver's side window and threw a snowball
through the patrol car window,
striking the officer in the face.
The officer chased after the man,
but lost him as he ran into the crowd.
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The police officer went on to tell,
the police officer went on to tell the crowd
to leave and stop throwing ice projectiles,
but they continued.
Other cops showed up and the crowd continued
to disregard officer's commands.
(27:07):
Fucking get in the spirit, you fucking cops.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, it hurts so bad right now.
Trying to have some fucking snowball fight.
You don't wanna fucking interfere.
Oh my God.
What we don't know.
You know what we don't know?
What is what we don't know?
(27:28):
You ready?
What's that?
We don't know.
We don't know.
During the incident, one person was arrested
for battery on a law enforcement officer.
Additional details including the person's name
was not immediately released.
So the Tallahassee Police Department
(27:49):
reminds the public that while winter storms
can be exciting, throwing hard ice balls
can be dangerous due to the hard impact
when thrown and can be illegal.
Oh my God, I can't just, man.
What you in here for, bro?
I fucking, I throw fucking snowballs
at fucking cops, what's cracking?
(28:10):
Where you at, homie?
Oh my God, it's so funny,
because there's so much shit going on in this world.
And taxpayers are paying these cops to arrest people
to throw these snowballs.
What do you, what do you, what can I say?
What can I say?
(28:30):
I can't even, my stomach hurts, my eyes are watering.
I can't.
All right, our last Florida man
takes us to Palm Beach, Florida.
Okay.
Palm Beach.
Now this one's kind of sad,
it's kind of made me sad reading through this story.
So this gentleman, right,
(28:52):
checked himself into the hospital.
So in Florida, I'm having a mental breakdown.
I fucking go and seek treatment.
They put me in the rubber room,
or fucking they medicate me, and they fucking,
they start treating me for my mental illness, correct?
Mm-hmm.
All right, so that's called,
(29:18):
I looked it up, it's called the Baker Act,
and it's from 1978.
Okay. Okay.
So that means that you can go to a hospital
and be like, hey, look, I'm fucking having issues.
I need to be checked myself in.
So the documents show that the jumped on top of his bed
(29:43):
and then on top of the nurse, wall in, yeah.
Witness, excuse me,
the witness ran out of the room to get help,
and when they went back to the room with someone else,
the affidavit said that he, that the gentleman was seen
(30:06):
punching the nurse in the face repeatedly.
Oh my.
Documents show that when one of the witnesses
yelled at the gentleman,
he stopped hitting the nurse and ran out of the room
(30:27):
through the hallway, down a stairwell,
across the parking lot and into traffic
where he was taken into custody by a responding deputy.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
So the nurse was taken to another hospital
by trauma helicopter.
Medical staff stated that essentially every bone
(30:48):
in the woman's face was broken.
Oh my God.
She would most likely lose both eyes.
Oh my.
Yeah, so this guy is like a fucking,
he's a fucking dirtbag.
Yeah, he should never see the light of day anymore.
(31:10):
It's like right here, if you fucking, in this day,
if you fucking, if you touch a medical personnel,
anyone in their medical personnel,
fucking, you're getting 10 years easy.
10 years, do not pass go.
Oh. Yeah.
All right, that's our show.
Bad. Yes.
And let's end on a fucking bad note.
(31:31):
What's up?
Yeah, that's awesome.
Let's do it.
How you doing?
Yeah, nice, nice focusing.
Focus.
That was a really good focus, bro.
You had me laughing off my ass, a one story.
You know how I gotta bring it down?
I gotta bring you down a notch.
Down a notch.
Yeah, sometimes, yes, sometimes.
I gotta bring you down.
(31:52):
Good job.
You're welcome.
Hey, so I wanna invite you guys to go ahead
and take a look at our website, whatthenuts.com.
That's what thenuts, N-U-T-Z, all one word, dot com.
I want you to, I would like to invite you
to go check out the YouTube channel.
(32:13):
It is also called What The Nuts.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you can find all our socials right there
on the website as well.
Yeah, on the website.
I forgot what I was about to say.
You can find this on any listening app,
if you're watching this on the YouTube,
(32:36):
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You can find us on your favorite listening app.
That's for sure.
Just search What The Nuts or the Blue Collar Joe.
You'll find me.
Right, and me.
Are you riding a horse over there?
You're like, come on, let's go Nellie.
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Yee-haw.
Fucking, what the hell was that?
All right.
All right, y'all.
All right.
See you next time.
See you next time.
See you next time, y'all.
See you next time, all right, got it, you got it.
All right, we're outta here, we're going.
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Like a fart in the wind.
We're gonna go,ld
Okay.
(00:00):
Focus.
Focusing motherfucker.
Now what?
Good enough.
Good enough for nobody.
Fuck us.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Focusing.
On what?
What are you focusing on?
(00:23):
Trying to figure out what's wrong with your brain today.
You really wanna know?
Yeah.
I'm on my bullshit.
Yeah, definitely.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Focus, I need you to really focus today.
Focus.
All right.
You ready?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
Is it gonna be funny?
(00:45):
Am I redlining?
Let me see.
Uh uh, I'm not redlining anymore.
I don't do that no more.
Yeah, cause you're not talking loud enough again.
What the fuck?
There you go, you're redlining again.
You came over, you came over and renewed this shit.
There you go, you're perfect.
Fucked up this whole fucking scenario over here,
(01:06):
trying to focus me out.
And then you tell me I'm redlining.
The following program is rated TVMA.
What you are about to watch contains
explicit language, adult themes, violence,
and may not be suitable for viewers under 18.
Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
Look, homie, you can't have-
(01:28):
What the nuts?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Welcome to What the Nuts, I'm your host, Blue Collar Joe.
That's it's a mystery.
(01:49):
She has a attitude problem.
I need to focus.
All right.
Attitude problem.
Yep.
All right, this is episode what?
77.
You're stupid.
It's not episode 77.
(02:11):
What comes next?
I think this is episode 79.
Oh!
So this is episode 80.
Oh, I was going backwards.
Are you sure it's 80?
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
I think so.
I'm pretty sure.
Could be wrong.
Oh, okay.
(02:32):
Well,
what do you wanna talk about this week?
Should you have a fucking issue?
Really?
Really.
The only issue I have is that you don't know
how to multitask.
You think I can't multitask.
You're over here, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus.
Focus, focus.
I can multitask.
(02:52):
We're on episode 79.
Oh shit, you were wrong too.
I was.
It's the old age, you can't count.
Yep, this is true.
Yeah.
I cannot count.
You're cool.
Oh, you get some, you know, brain farts and it happens.
Right.
Yeah.
Focus, focus, are you over there focusing?
(03:13):
You're stupid.
Are you over there focusing?
No, I'm not focusing.
I'm not focusing at all.
Hmm.
I am not focusing.
So what ripped your gear today or this week, sir?
What ripped my gear?
What ripped your gear, sir, this week?
Just tell us all about it.
You're on some bullshit, I swear to God.
(03:34):
Let's rip the nuts out.
Oh my Jesus.
Yeah, the show is called What the Nuts,
so what gear are you in this week?
I take that back, this is episode 80.
I looked at? Bra.
Really? Yeah.
Sorry, you guys, he just finished kindergarten last week.
He just learned how to count.
(03:56):
His bad.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't remember.
Anyways.
It's the brain fart.
It's the old age.
I don't remember shit.
I don't remember shit at all.
Yeah.
Maybe you should put a little tally up there, you know.
There is a tally.
(04:18):
There is a tally.
Right, do I use it?
There is a fucking tally.
Stop it.
Okay, I'll stop.
God.
Focus.
Focus.
Focus.
Shit.
(04:39):
Word of the day is focus.
Yeah.
Yeah, this has gotta be.
Fuck, I don't know.
All right.
All right, whatever.
Whatever.
All I know is one of them is wrong.
For some reason, I thought it was episode 77
because I thought we did 67, 76.
(05:00):
Yeah, we've done way more than that since then.
Oh, my bad.
I don't know.
I don't either.
Anyways, let's just jump into these fucking stories.
Okay.
Maybe a caller can call in and tell us what episode we are.
We don't have a phone line.
Oh.
Fucking.
Focus, focus.
(05:22):
Focus.
All right.
All right, all right, dude.
All right, dude.
All right, dude.
Ready?
Ready, dude?
Yeah, bro, let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Dude, dude, dude.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, let's go.
(05:44):
All right, so you ever wanted to fucking steal a train?
No.
No?
I wouldn't know how to drive that shit.
Well, let me tell you something.
This 15-year-old boy.
He wanted to drive a train.
In a Bronx stole a fucking train
and took it down fucking tracks.
Holy shit.
(06:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was it just him or did he take some people for a ride?
He was, no, it was just him.
Oh, okay.
It was a number two train out of the Prospect Avenue.
Oh, see, that's what he did wrong.
He actually did the number one.
Yeah, number one, for sure.
(06:26):
So apparently this guy, he was fucking,
he's a goddamn criminal right here.
Straight criminal.
15 years old?
Yeah, watch this.
He's fucking charged with reckless endangerment,
criminal impersonation, and criminal trespassing, right?
The teenager was previously arrested
in connection with an R train theft.
So this motherfucker has not stole one train.
(06:48):
He stole two trains.
Wow, I wonder if there's some kind of mental,
you know how people do fires and they're called something.
Arsonists?
Yeah.
What is it, if you like trains and you steal them all?
Klepto.
Klepto.
A train klepto.
Hey, klepto.
A train klepto.
(07:10):
I almost hate that shit.
I know, you went, ah.
Little bit too big for me.
Yeah, no it's not.
Fuck off.
Somewhere.
All right, so he drove at a short distance
and then busted some windows out.
(07:31):
Yeah, like, thanks guys.
Okay.
All right, so you know how you were saying the other day,
you're coming back from the store and you're like,
Mother, Jeff and eggs are $30.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want me to tell you why?
I think I know, but you can go ahead and tell me why.
Okay, so on the Will Rogers turnpike,
(07:57):
a truckload of eggs flipped over.
This was on my birthday.
Wow.
Eggs all over the highway.
Right here in Oklahoma.
Well that sucks, you know why?
Because it's cold, right?
So we didn't get no scrambled eggs,
(08:17):
because it's not hot.
Needless to say, the highway was quite slippery.
And slimy.
Oh no, frozen.
How did frozen?
Ah, when it fucking snowed.
Ah, slimy eggs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe that's why everyone turned over.
(08:39):
Okay, anyways, focusing.
Fuck, no, you're bullshit.
All right, so scientists, researchers have been
fucking around with genes, right?
Okay.
Yeah, like blue genes, black genes.
(09:02):
What? Red genes.
No, so they isolated a gene, a human gene, right?
And they took these mice,
because mice are like the closest to us,
like when it comes to physiology.
Okay.
(09:24):
That's how come they use mice to test everything.
Oh, okay, because I thought monkeys were.
No.
Every time you open a book, right?
Primates, primates, is that what you're talking about?
When you open a book, it shows a monkey standing
and it goes up, it goes up, it goes up.
That's Darwin's theory of evolution.
(09:46):
Oh.
That's just a theory.
Oh, focus.
I swear to God.
Fucking, I can't believe you.
All right, so.
Mice, mice, okay, mice.
Mice, right.
Mice, mice, mice, right, right, right.
So, they have found this genetic,
(10:10):
they've taken this genetic,
what is it, what is it?
I don't know.
Something, I forget what it's called, DNA.
They call it DNA, right?
And they injected it into these mice, right?
And they did gene splicing or whatever the hell it is, right?
(10:31):
And they found out that these mice can now speak English.
I know, that's kidding.
I'm just kidding.
They, so mice speak in a language that they make,
they make sounds that a lot of the sounds we can't hear.
Right?
A lot of them.
Like they speak in such high sounds
(10:51):
that fucking cats and dogs can't hear them, but we can't.
Okay. Okay.
So, they injected these genes into these mice, right?
Split the gene.
And then they noticed that the mice were talking different.
(11:12):
Yeah.
I don't know if it was like jive or,
or, you know, like Spanish or something, but,
they were talking different.
No, so it became more audible to the human ear.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
(11:32):
So, what did it say?
Okay.
So the scientists caution that I don't think
that one gene is going to be responsible for language.
Right?
And poof, they're gonna be able to speak English.
(11:54):
No, or they'll be able to speak a language.
That's not how, that's not how it would work.
They would need to splice multiple genes
in order for them to be able to speak.
Of course, because you have to have multiple to make it work.
Cause if that, it was that easy,
they'd be doing that a long time ago.
(12:18):
Take a gene and just make animals talk.
Have you, have you not seen, have you seen not, not-
Dr. Doodle, yes, I seen Dr. Doodle.
I think Disney had it figured out, homie.
Oh, I think I have figured out
when I talk to my babies too, so.
Oh really?
(12:38):
They don't understand you.
Oh yes they do.
They all speak Spanish.
No.
They all speak Spanish.
When I talk to them, they understand.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh.
Like if I say treat, treat, they know what treat, treat means.
Uh-oh, don't fucking get them started.
No, I was just trying to prove a point.
Focus.
Focus.
(13:02):
All right, so, so basically researchers are trying
to figure out how, which genes go with, with speech.
Cause they think that there's a certain set of genes
that, that actually help us have speech.
They just gotta figure out which genes it is.
(13:24):
Yeah, whether they're blue, black, red.
Yellow.
I think it's the purple ones.
Might be purple.
Uh.
Rainbow.
Okay, that's enough.
All right, so this happened in the UK.
Okay.
All right.
Teen arrested after projectiles thrown at trains.
(13:46):
So I read the story and of course I had to decipher
some of the wording because it's definitely UK writing.
Okay.
It's not the same as us.
So they use slingshots.
They call them catapults.
They call them catapults like, but you know what?
I think of a catapult, like I think, oh.
(14:08):
You're trying to take over the castle.
Yeah, cause that's what it looks like.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
So the incident happened in Cambridge, right?
Yeah.
This kid, he was on bail from damaging another train.
(14:29):
What's up with these kids?
I'm telling you, it's like they're having a secret,
like they're talking on WhatsApp or something.
Ha ha ha ha.
Secret.
They got a secret community.
I don't know, I think there's a forum somewhere
on the dark web that's telling them,
(14:49):
hey look, here's how you fucking drive these trains
and here's how you fucking break these windows
on these trains.
Yeah, I guess, shit.
So they arrested this fool, he's back in jail.
And I don't think they're letting him out again.
I don't think so.
All right, so our next story, our next story,
(15:11):
ready, ready, ready?
Takes us to Australia.
All right, down under.
Mm-hmm.
All right, so picture this, right?
Picture this, you fucking do a little laundry, right?
Do a little laundry, right?
You leave the dryer door open a lot, right?
(15:33):
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Snake is warm in there, right?
Is warm in there.
Snake goes and climbs up in your fucking dryer.
You throw your fucking clothes in there, right?
And you dry your fucking clothes.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Snake in there.
You didn't kill him?
With your clothes.
(15:54):
I didn't kill it?
No.
You got, you got, it's got padding.
There's clothes in there now.
Yeah, so snake, right?
Most venomous snake in fucking Australia
found in woman's dryer.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
(16:15):
So there's a video, I didn't watch the video,
but it was in Maudsland on the Gold Coast of Queensland.
Oh shit, there's a Gold Coast in fucking,
oh shit, I'm dumb.
I didn't know there was a Gold Coast
in fucking Australia.
(16:36):
I thought it was in, I thought it was in Africa.
Africa, the Gold Coast, you know, where they,
where they mine for gold.
Look, we already decided this last podcast
that I'm not really intelligent when it comes to anything.
(16:57):
You mean geography.
Yeah, so usually I sit over here and say, yeah, mm-hmm.
All right.
Mm-hmm, focusing.
Yep, focusing.
Okay. On the Gold Coast, yes.
We learned something today.
The Gold Coast is in Australia.
I learned something today.
All right, so the video shows a young Eastern brown snake,
the second most venomous snake in the world.
(17:20):
Did it bite her?
No. Oh.
It was inside the tub of the family's,
oh, it was in the washing machine, fool.
Oh. Not in the dryer.
Then it must've came, how?
It must've been like, like,
how you leave our fucking washing machine open?
Yeah, cause I leave it open so that it dries out.
Right, right, right.
I don't like it mildewing.
(17:41):
Reptiles, reptile anglers captured it
and relocated the snake without any injury
to human or reptile or dirty clothes.
That's crazy, cause I would've got bit,
cause my butt, I just grab it.
I would like grabbing stuff out of it.
Yeah, you don't even look first.
No, I don't.
Well, first of all, it's on the floor.
(18:01):
So I'm like almost on the floor.
It's almost, you know, it's almost the same size as you.
Raw.
I'm little, but not that little.
Look, I'm five foot three and I'm proud, okay?
Are you? You're proud?
Yeah, because I used to be five foot four.
(18:22):
So. So you're shrinking?
Apparently, it happens with age.
Hey.
That fucking hurt.
I'm going to beat you up.
You're all blowing on the microphone.
Don't whisper.
All I said was hello.
Doesn't matter, don't whisper.
(18:43):
Okay, I don't know how many times I have to explain to you.
I have a gate so that it doesn't hear all the fucking
farting and the fucking yelling in the other room.
No farting allowed?
No.
Well, that sucks.
Cause this is a family show.
Sucks.
Oh, this family show sucks.
Farting sucks.
You suck.
No.
(19:04):
I'm just a C.
Just a C, huh?
All right, let's move on.
New Hampshire.
Let's take it as a New Hampshire.
Okay, ready?
So.
Store employee finds venomous snake in bananas.
(19:27):
What the fuck, man?
What is with all these snakes?
I mean, it's cold right now.
Why the fuck are they in, you know.
Well, in Australia, it's hot in Australia, right?
Okay, but bananas don't come from Australia.
And in New Hampshire, is it cold right now in New Hampshire?
Hell yeah, they're fucking frozen.
(19:49):
Shit, fucking this guy.
All right, so the grocery store where the shipment
of bananas was found to be concealing an unwanted
hitchhiker, a venomous snake.
Fish and Game came and checked it out.
It was a.
(20:10):
Rattle.
It was an ornate cat-eyed snake,
a venomous species native to Ecuador.
How in the hell did it get to New Hampshire?
It came over here on a boat, I mean.
Oh, it hitchhiked.
Oh, you don't, hey, you don't know how, hey.
So, let me tell you something.
(20:30):
So the bananas, they go on a ship, right?
They get their passport, right?
And they go and they load on the ship.
They all walk on the ship.
And then, they come to New York, to the port, right?
And they get offloaded at the port, the bananas.
Okay.
All right, and then they get delivered to whatever store
(20:55):
is selling them.
So the snake was an immigrant.
Hitchhiked on a banana.
Yeah, it was illegal, fool.
It was illegal.
You don't have a passport.
It was an illegal snake.
He didn't have a passport, but the bananas did.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So, all right, so they re-homed it.
(21:23):
Wait.
In New Hampshire, any venomous snake,
aside from the hog nose snake, is illegal to possess.
So what do they do with it?
Kill it?
Neuthenize it?
We've had a few calls, but never a venomous snake.
That's definitely a first.
Um.
(21:44):
This snake is venomous,
but not especially dangerous to humans.
They're actually really adapted to eating things
like lizards and amphibians.
So, I don't know.
They probably, you know what they probably did was like,
hey, uh, New Hampshire Zoo, what's up?
(22:05):
Yeah, I would put it in a zoo.
I have a fucking snake right here.
That'd be cool.
Yeah, here, here have it.
All right.
You ready?
You know what comes next?
Yes, let's do it.
What comes next?
(22:25):
I don't know.
You need Jesus!
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
You two motherfuckers need Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
All right, it's Florida man time y'all, it's Florida man.
About damn time y'all.
Florida man.
Florida man.
(22:46):
Hey, you know what?
This week, this week, this week we have, uh,
Florida police horse nabs man
after wild chase over drug deal.
So instead of chasing him in a car,
these cops, like the old west,
they got on horses and they fucking chased this fool down.
(23:07):
This was in Jacksonville, Florida.
He was caught handing off illegal drugs and
he tried to run.
So, but they had mounted,
had horse mounted sheriffs
(23:30):
and they chased him down on the horse.
There's a video of it.
I'm not gonna watch the video.
The cop kept telling his horse,
get the bad man, get the bad man.
What the hell?
Hey, get on the ground.
You're gonna get run over.
(23:51):
He's gonna fucking trample him with the horse.
What the hell man?
I didn't even know they still had horses for cops.
Oh yeah, some places.
Some places they do.
Really?
Yeah.
Now I'm gonna Google that shit.
Because I'm interested to find out.
(24:12):
Google it.
Because I don't want to get ran over by a horse cop.
He was arrested for resisting an officer without violence
and it has been since released.
I have a question.
So what they're saying is, he wanted to be,
(24:37):
okay so they're talking about the fucking thing.
What?
So you know how we have canine cops?
Yeah.
Are they horse cops?
Yeah.
And if you hit a horse.
Oh yeah, it's fucking, it's the same.
It's the same.
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the same.
You're getting fucking.
That's interesting.
You're getting slammed with fucking
assault on a peace officer.
(24:58):
Hmm.
All right, so this takes us to
Tallahassee.
Tallahassee.
Tallahassee.
One arrested after snowballs thrown at Florida police officer.
I know, that's funny.
I wish I would have saw that.
(25:18):
Hell yeah.
I'll be having some popcorn, a chair, like yeah.
Here's what we know, here's what we know.
All right, officers of the Tallahassee Police Department
were called to the 700 block on Madison Street
after citizens complained about a group of people
throwing snowballs at passing cars.
According to a news release.
(25:39):
Okay, so they, you know, hold on.
An occupant of one of the cars
reported being struck in the head.
Fucking roll your window up, bro.
Cars have windows.
Protection, eh?
Fuck.
One of the officers who responded to the area
(26:02):
to protect others became a target
when both his patrol car and face were struck
by what officials described as an ice projectile.
The incident happened so fast,
he couldn't get his taser out.
(26:23):
All right, that's not in the story.
I just made that up.
That shit's funny.
Officials said a man ran towards the officer's
driver's side window and threw a snowball
through the patrol car window,
striking the officer in the face.
The officer chased after the man,
but lost him as he ran into the crowd.
(26:44):
The police officer went on to tell,
the police officer went on to tell the crowd
to leave and stop throwing ice projectiles,
but they continued.
Other cops showed up and the crowd continued
to disregard officer's commands.
(27:07):
Fucking get in the spirit, you fucking cops.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, it hurts so bad right now.
Trying to have some fucking snowball fight.
You don't wanna fucking interfere.
Oh my God.
What we don't know.
You know what we don't know?
What is what we don't know?
(27:28):
You ready?
What's that?
We don't know.
We don't know.
During the incident, one person was arrested
for battery on a law enforcement officer.
Additional details including the person's name
was not immediately released.
So the Tallahassee Police Department
(27:49):
reminds the public that while winter storms
can be exciting, throwing hard ice balls
can be dangerous due to the hard impact
when thrown and can be illegal.
Oh my God, I can't just, man.
What you in here for, bro?
I fucking, I throw fucking snowballs
at fucking cops, what's cracking?
(28:10):
Where you at, homie?
Oh my God, it's so funny,
because there's so much shit going on in this world.
And taxpayers are paying these cops to arrest people
to throw these snowballs.
What do you, what do you, what can I say?
What can I say?
(28:30):
I can't even, my stomach hurts, my eyes are watering.
I can't.
All right, our last Florida man
takes us to Palm Beach, Florida.
Okay.
Palm Beach.
Now this one's kind of sad,
it's kind of made me sad reading through this story.
So this gentleman, right,
(28:52):
checked himself into the hospital.
So in Florida, I'm having a mental breakdown.
I fucking go and seek treatment.
They put me in the rubber room,
or fucking they medicate me, and they fucking,
they start treating me for my mental illness, correct?
Mm-hmm.
All right, so that's called,
(29:18):
I looked it up, it's called the Baker Act,
and it's from 1978.
Okay. Okay.
So that means that you can go to a hospital
and be like, hey, look, I'm fucking having issues.
I need to be checked myself in.
So the documents show that the jumped on top of his bed
(29:43):
and then on top of the nurse, wall in, yeah.
Witness, excuse me,
the witness ran out of the room to get help,
and when they went back to the room with someone else,
the affidavit said that he, that the gentleman was seen
(30:06):
punching the nurse in the face repeatedly.
Oh my.
Documents show that when one of the witnesses
yelled at the gentleman,
he stopped hitting the nurse and ran out of the room
(30:27):
through the hallway, down a stairwell,
across the parking lot and into traffic
where he was taken into custody by a responding deputy.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
So the nurse was taken to another hospital
by trauma helicopter.
Medical staff stated that essentially every bone
(30:48):
in the woman's face was broken.
Oh my God.
She would most likely lose both eyes.
Oh my.
Yeah, so this guy is like a fucking,
he's a fucking dirtbag.
Yeah, he should never see the light of day anymore.
(31:10):
It's like right here, if you fucking, in this day,
if you fucking, if you touch a medical personnel,
anyone in their medical personnel,
fucking, you're getting 10 years easy.
10 years, do not pass go.
Oh. Yeah.
All right, that's our show.
Bad. Yes.
And let's end on a fucking bad note.
(31:31):
What's up?
Yeah, that's awesome.
Let's do it.
How you doing?
Yeah, nice, nice focusing.
Focus.
That was a really good focus, bro.
You had me laughing off my ass, a one story.
You know how I gotta bring it down?
I gotta bring you down a notch.
Down a notch.
Yeah, sometimes, yes, sometimes.
I gotta bring you down.
(31:52):
Good job.
You're welcome.
Hey, so I wanna invite you guys to go ahead
and take a look at our website, whatthenuts.com.
That's what thenuts, N-U-T-Z, all one word, dot com.
I want you to, I would like to invite you
to go check out the YouTube channel.
(32:13):
It is also called What The Nuts.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you can find all our socials right there
on the website as well.
Yeah, on the website.
I forgot what I was about to say.
You can find this on any listening app,
if you're watching this on the YouTube,
(32:36):
you can find us on any one of the listening apps.
You can find us on your favorite listening app.
That's for sure.
Just search What The Nuts or the Blue Collar Joe.
You'll find me.
Right, and me.
Are you riding a horse over there?
You're like, come on, let's go Nellie.
(32:58):
Yee-haw.
Fucking, what the hell was that?
All right.
All right, y'all.
All right.
See you next time.
See you next time.
See you next time, y'all.
See you next time, all right, got it, you got it.
All right, we're outta here, we're going.
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Like a fart in the wind.
We're gonna go,ld
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