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Parents are opting out of taking their kids to see Santa, and what’s up with Tara Reid? A California man discovered that a bear was living under his kitchen, and it wasn’t a rent share situation. I give you the best places to have a white Christmas, and one mother is charging each family member for their Christmas dinner, and I don’t think that announcement landed well. A raccoon now knows what a hangover is all about, and Christma...

We move closer to Christmas with a good December show to get you in the mood. For example, a guy was arrested for showing his naughty bits to oncoming traffic. What are women thinking about while having sex? Turns out it’s not me. I give you a surefire way to improve your dating life, guaranteed! You may have heard, people find snakes in their bedroom quite often, but not one this big. Tips on how to survive traveling with your kid...

Astronauts will soon be eating food made from their own urine, and I’m not kidding. Bob Ross original paintings have sold for big money, and good news if you’re bald, someone thinks they’ve figured it out. Have you tried the Scandinavian sleep method? Me either, but it seems to make sense. Why are there kangaroos in the road, and how did they get there. Have you ever cried at work? You may be surprised how many have. You ever been ...

It’s not against the law to throw a sandwich at someone, judge said, and some people are spending hours in their shower but experts are saying you shouldn’t do that. We venture into the world of Cool Stories In Music, and what is a rule society follows that makes no sense to you? And allow me to introduce you to the world’s longest married couple. Tom Brady had his long-lost favorite dog cloned by a company that he himself owns. Is...

A guy stood up a date so she set his house on fire, and a naked guy ran through Walmart and yes drugs were involved. How odd. Your local movie theater has never been in this bad of shape, and guess which city has the most rats? It ain’t New York. A Florida teacher showed up to class high on cocaine and it got worse from there, plus if you marry on a holiday, your marriage is cursed. Shit got weird at an Illinois McDonalds and...

Today, the scary is everywhere! A man threw his own funeral and he wasn’t dead, plus a blind man in Italy received state benefits for 50 years, problem for him is that he wasn’t actually blind. A restaurant in Washington has a strict no phones policy, and people are loving it. Something appears to be up with Britney Spears and it doesn’t seem good. Francis Ford Coppola is broke, as in no money, and AI could soon be assisting NFL re...

Cops brought an end to one man’s violence by serving him Dairy Queen, and celebrities are up in arms about a gas station dinosaur. Delivery people are stealing merch left and right, and Americans are feeling really good about marijuana. Nasa is planning to build livable quarters on the moon with material already found up there. What would you do if a workmate hugged you every time they see you? Heidi Klum has boob hair, and proud o...

The best man at a wedding was never told he shouldn’t shoot anyone, and be careful of chat GPT; it apparently remembers what you talk about. What’s a skill everybody should learn, and how much do you think you need to retire? You may be shocked. Would you like to skip heavy traffic? Can you say flying taxis? A cow showed up in the median of a busy freeway, and no one can figure out how he got there. People are no longer hooking up ...

The world’s largest great white shark breezed past swimmers in North Carolina, and a couple decides to divorce because their dog and cat couldn’t get along. I can clearly see that! JK Rowling is pissed off at Emma Watson, and lets her have it on social media, plus a guy was arrested doing 107 mph because he had to get to his barber appointment, which makes complete sense. You want to sell your fingernail clippings? Because China is...

Lots of good crap today. Example; A school administrator stole an ATM machine without his wife’s permission, and a mere skateboard sold at auction for millions. Cool Stories In Music pulls back the layers of Levi Stubbs career, and what would happen if you drove a tiny Barbie car in real traffic while drunk? This dude found out. The five activities that are banned in space, and a wannabe bride does a stupid thing, or did she? Marjo...

A woman sued and won because her work mate kept rolling her eyes at her, and the new iPhone 17 has a bit of a problem. A single Pokémon card just sold for millions, and people are dropping their subscriptions to streaming services in droves. Prenups in marriage are very popular now, and they say the high divorce rate is a myth, and I say bullshit! An arriving plane couldn’t land because the traffic controller had fallen asleep, and...

Ellen DeGeneres is being sued and I’m not sure anyone cares. A guy owed a cruise ship a ton of money from gambling losses, so he jumped ship. Ladies, what did you not know about men until you started living with one? Men are more loyal to their barbers than their wives, and the cost of raising kids is out of control. Some states are taking control of your thermostat, which is scary, and did you know some airline pilots take naps du...

Guess what a Florida puppy store hired to attract customers? I give you the latest on Taylor Swift doing the Super Bowl, and are you a part of the foldable phone craze? More songs you’re embarrassed to admit that you love, and out of all generations, guess which one is the unhappiest? A Florida guy got arrested simply because he wanted to smell a woman’s feet, and what are scientists now saying about so-called astrologers? In what ...

You’ll never look at a cucumber the same way, and that’s a promise! Apparently, the Cincinnati Bengals are super cheap on every possible level, and would you give your pet to a local zoo to be fed to the lions and tigers? This lady did. I give you the top 3 most stolen cars, and did you know that AOL and its dial up internet still exists? A Florida man threatened a landscaper with a twelve-inch knife while wearing a jester outfit, ...

What’s a guy to do when an ex-lover totals his car because she’s pissed at him? You got millions of dollars and want to live in luxury? Then I’ll share the 5 most expensive zip codes in America. A new world record has been set for holding his breath, and a guy went to the doctor complaining of chest pain; you’ll never guess what they found. Guess what broke into a family’s home, and there were eight of them, plus I reveal the best ...

What’s the most attractive hobby a man can have? A dog finds human body parts in the nearby woods and proudly brings them home. Apparently, the couple that gossips together stays together, and a Florida couple sells golden tickets at only $100 that secures your spot in heaven. The Labubu craze leads to jail for some very fine Americans, you might want to get in on the car auction craze but you’ll need several million for that, and ...

Dude scored 1.8 million playing slots… or did he? They had to scare off a pack of wolves, and you won’t believe how they did it. AI may be watching you during your next hotel stay and proceed with care the next time you’re in a brothel. A farmer gave away 650,000 because God told him to, and people in China are calming their nerves in a completely new way. A guy’s sister fell off his motorcycle doing 60 mph and he didn’t go back fo...

Today we welcome in Noah Wyle for an extended chat about his HBO Max show, “The Pitt,” and I will have a much shorter chat with my granddaughter Onyx. A decent round of “Songs I Hate,” and what would you pay for an original Star Wars storm trooper helmet? A super pissed off woman takes her revenge on a car dealership who she says wronged her. Complete proof your dog loves you, and a naked man gets revenge in court for being naked. ...

Today, we travel back in time on Cool Stories in Music to meet the Wellingtons, and clearly, you’re pumped. Half of all working people in the US don’t take their paid vacation time; I’ll tell you why for a dollar. Sports betting is surging to problematic levels, and that’s not good. What happened on a dinner date that caused you to leave in the middle of it, plus the #1 thing not to do on an airplane. I have the top 10 unhealthiest...