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- Getting in there.
Gotta getting in therewith the microphone.
Gotta really gettingin there. Subscribers.
Get a selfie for as long
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Gotta to give a shout out.
Can't forget Tall John.
Tall John and his beautiful wife, Lauren
Lorenna Blanca
and huge mega shoutouts
to Jasper.
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Born on the same day as my son.
Big Shoutouts doesn't eat anything.
He doesn't eat any breakfast
unless it has hopping hot sauce on it.
It's like he knows, heknows what's the best
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in the world.
Check out the jingle
- Hopping hot sauce.
It's the best hot sauce.Hopping Hot sauce.
It's the best sauce inthe world. The world.
- I'm telling you, jingle is the thingo.
So I'm really drugged
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and I'm really, yeah,
hopping hot sauce is thebest hot sauce in the world.
Shout out. Shout out. Jasper.
Cuts in my hands have been getting
infected and filling with green goop.
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It's, what's the matter with me podcast?
I drained them
and they're healing.
We got the wine delivery man
and the wine deliveryman was in his twenties,
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his mid twenties maybe,
and he was really upset about global,
global warming.
Things aren't reallypleasant anymore. He said.
I felt for him. I feel for you.
I said We still have acase of Bulgar toilet
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paper that has no
perforations on it
and ripping it feels like
tearing up someone's nice resume.
Remember in 2020 therewasn't toilet paper.
We bought a case ofBulgarian toilet paper.
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It was like riffing asheet of Bristol board.
It was 80% of normal size
so it didn't fit properly on the roll
when a disaster.
I watched the Eras movie with Coco,
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so I know about Taylor Swift now
I watched a third of it.
It's really long. It's longer than that.
Martin Scorsese movie I think.
And let, let me check that you don't want
to get this thing wrong.
Okay. Killers
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of the flower Moon runtime.
Three hours and 26 minutes.
Okay, two hours and 45 minutes.
So not, not as bad as I thought.
I thought she was going into that
really long movie
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and I wasn't a fan ofthat really long movie.
It was too, too much. We saw that.
But this is about Taytay.
I know about Taylor Swift.
I knew about like, well Garytoilet paper. We have a case.
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I watched the Errors movie with Coco,
so I knew about it.
She kind of used some slang
and I was worried.
I, I didn't, uh, the different slang
and different vocalthing in different areas,
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different eras of Taylor.
I figured out my Disneyplus logging C credentials.
So yeah, I, I watched it, it was cool.
So I started having severe face pain
and that's bad.
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It happened just one time before bedtime
and it was shocking.
It was strong. And then in the morning
I awoke having many times
severe face pain, electrical
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to my cheek and to my teeth, my upper
jaw by my canine
and into my nose,
into my cheek spasming.
So I started takinggabapentin kind of quickly
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and the result is I'm really drugged.
I took gabapentin inthe morning at 5:00 AM
7:00 AM 11 45, 1 0 5, 2 o'clock.
So I was pretty well out of it.
It's sedative drugs so it
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sedates the nerve, it calmsthe nerve and it works.
But it also calms like my thoughts
and it's hard to see.
I'm having visual kindof flashes in my vision.
Surgery is next week
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it'll be my third RF rise autotomy.
And on top of it I got no coffee
'cause coffee isn't good for a nerve
and no ibuprofen
'cause surgery can haveibuprofen for a week.
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And right now I have this broken rib
and I could really use some ibuprofen.
It's pretty harsh. Nocoffee, no ibuprofen.
Like no thoughts. No thoughts. It's rough.
It reminds me of earlier in,
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what's the matter with me?
I had said my thoughtsbubble up in my brain
through my, from my brain.
Like through, yeah, it's like that.
My thoughts bubble up through mud.
That's what it's like whenthere's like cognitive
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stuff like there is right now.
And it's 'cause I'm on so much medication.
I've gotta get to mysurgery date, have surgery
and come off this medication.
I felt for the wine delivery man.
I was like, man, it's a tough outlook
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for you because you've grown up with this
climate Armageddon philosophy.
So you're like, it's not pleasant anymore.
I am grown up ingrainedCRI climate, Armageddon.
It's rough. I feel for you.
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I don't know if I can makea full, what's the matter
with me this week?
I don't know if I should.So I'm gonna stop it.
I'm check you next time. Thank you for.