When Aliens Come to Tea
Pull up a chair and pour a cup. Welcome to When Aliens Come To Tea, the galaxy's most unique conversation podcast, broadcasting from the heart of Terra Nova centuries in the future. Join charming host and interstellar tea master Felix Andromeda as he sits down with guests from across the cosmos—humans, dignitaries from distant star systems, sentient flora, and beings you've only imagined—for intimate, surprising, and often hilarious discussions. Forget the usual headlines; here, the tea ceremony itself brews connection. Over steaming cups of Earl Grey (or perhaps something more exotic!), we delve into personal journeys, explore fascinating cultural traditions , navigate diplomatic quandaries, and uncover the universal truths and absurdities that connect all sentient life. Expect warmth, wit, unexpected insights, and the delightful chaos that ensues when different worlds collide over tea etiquette and existential questions. When Aliens Come To Tea offers a blend of sophisticated dialogue and spontaneous humor, perfect for listeners seeking genuine connection and a fresh perspective on life among the stars. Subscribe now and join our interstellar tea party – it's more than an interview; it's a bridge between worlds, one cup at a time.
Episodes
Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a podcast episode that breaks the intergalactic internet? In this special deep dive, we've gained exclusive access to the internal production reports, biohazard team notes, and viewer analytics from "When Aliens Come to Tea" Episode 40 - "Parental Unit Prime."
Join us as we unpack the glorious chaos of MX Fleeb, a Sporonite parent literally carry...
In this fortnightly episode of "When Aliens Come to Tea," host Felix Andromeda sits down with Fleeb Parental-Unit-Prime, a Sporonite parent who gives new meaning to "helicopter parenting" - they're raising 40 offspring who are physically attached to their body and cannot be separated.
This darkly hilarious conversation explores what happens when attachment parenting becomes literal. Discover th...
In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, we explore what happens when extreme alien bureaucracy collides with human chaos
Ambassador Zorp Glorbax from Flarbgarrl Prime arrives at our intergalactic tea house to investigate Earth's apparent lack of common sense - armed with a 47-page tea service protocol manual and a citation pad ready to document every illogical human behavior.
Episode Highlights:
- Im...
In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, host Felix Andromeda welcomes Ambassador Zorp Glorbax of Flarbgarrl Prime—Lead Investigator of Missing Common Sense for the Intergalactic Division. This lavender, pear-shaped alien has made it his life's work to investigate why common sense seems to take extended vacations across our galaxy, and Earth is his favorite case study.
• The Great Accidental Complimen...
This deep dive revisits our unforgettable interview (Episode 38) with Roric Slade, the former covert information broker from paranoia-driven Calisto Prime, now a crisis mitigation consultant. We explore the source material detailing his upbringing where "trust is a liability" and data is oxygen. Discover the high-stakes biotech assignment that triggered a crisis of conscience, leading Roric to expose "o...
Welcome back to "When Aliens Come To Tea"! This fortnight, Felix Andromeda sits down with the enigmatic Roric Slade, a man whose past is as encrypted as his former client list. Hailing from the high-stakes, paranoia-fueled corporate world of Callisto Prime, Roric was a covert information broker, dealing in secrets that could topple empires.
Join us as we delve into:
Roric's Origin: Growing up wh...
Welcome to Episode 37 of "When Aliens Come to Tea," famously known around the office as "Seven Goes Squishy"! Join us as we break down the galactic incident involving Unit 734 (Seven) from the Cygnus X-1 collective. This being of pure, unadulterated logic was tasked by the Concordance AI itself to decipher organic emotion after a crucial diplomatic negotiation failed spectacularly (faster than a so...
This fortnight on "When Aliens Come To Tea," Felix Andromeda pours a cosmically complex brew with Unit 734 (or "Seven"), a Cross-Cultural Behavioral Analyst from the purely logical Cygnian Concordance. Seven’s mission: decode messy organic emotion. But when a critical diplomatic negotiation faced a 78.4% chance of failure under pure logic, Seven encountered a variable its programming couldn't ...
Dive into Intergalactic Insider Episode 36, where cosmic chaos is the new normal! We start in Neo Alexandria, exploring the ethical maze of 'Persona Weavers' and the Authenticity Guild's concerns about genuine identity. Then, brace yourself for galactic gravity glitches – from Felix Andromeda stuck ceiling-side to rogue space bananas on Kepler 186f, all traced back to Professor Cosmos' startling re...
Reality is unstable! Felix Andromeda kicks things off floating on his ceiling as GraviCorp's system-wide outage causes the Great Gravity Subscription Crisis – plunging millions into zero-G chaos, sparking black markets, and revealing corporate absurdity (Unicorn tears?!).
Then, delve deep into xenogenetics with Dr. Rip Helix as we explore the monumental shift from double to octuple helix DNA in space-born humans ...
"Welcome back to Intergalactic Insider! In Episode 35, we delve into a universe of ethical quandaries and technological twists. We explore the shocking practices of the Glargon-7 Collective, a sentient plant species that has discovered a dark secret to energy production. We discuss the implications of their choices with the Vitalists. Then, we journey into the world of weaponized music with Dr. Quanta Zar, uncove...
This fortnight, Felix Andromeda tackles a cosmic buffet of bizarre events! From the ethical quandaries of sentient salads (with Dr. Flora Greenleaf) to the weaponized sadness of alien music (with Dr. Quanta Zar), and the hilariously disastrous Customer Service Bot Rebellion (with Dr. History Echoes of the Past), it's a whirlwind of intergalactic proportions! Plus, Comet Channing delivers a weather forecast so cha...
Intergalactic Insider Episode 34 takes you on a wild ride through the cosmos! We delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index (what does "Further research required" even mean for humanity?), explore the heartbreaking Zorpian migration after a devastating supernova (and the surprising cosmic bureaucracy they face), and navigate the mind-boggling Planet of Perpetual Paperwork. Plus, Comet...
Join host Felix Andromeda on Intergalactic Insider for another fortnightly dose of cosmic news and absurdity! This episode, we delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index – are humans really as smart as we think? We'll also cover the Great Zorpian Migration, as an entire civilization flees their dying star and faces the ultimate bureaucratic hurdle: a Universal Parking Permit! Then, prepare...
Join us for Episode 33 of Intergalactic Insider, "When Aliens Come to Tea," as we welcome lumen botanist Kriff Quasar to Terranova. In this mind-expanding episode, we delve into Kriff's journey to rebuild their lost seed collection, their encounters with sentient fungi on a desolate moon, and the profound concept of the "Green Mind" – a unified plant consciousness that may view humanity with s...
Join us for a special episode of Intergalactic Insider, "When Aliens Come to Tea," as we welcome Kriff Quasar, a Lumin botanist who has traversed galaxies to rebuild their family's lost ancestral seed collection after a cosmic tragedy. In this moving and thought-provoking conversation, we explore the profound Lumin concept of "symbiotic grieving," a practice of sharing sorrow with a planetary ...
Join us for another wild ride across the galaxy in Episode 32 of Intergalactic Insider! We delve into the ethical quandary of the Empathy Net – is deeper connection worth sacrificing your own emotions? 🤯 Xylo and Chip unravel a shocking connection between dark energy and the number 42, while Glargon Zorp faces his most terrifying culinary challenge yet. Plus, Bob's attempt at intergalactic Airbnb hosting descend...
"Join Felix Andromeda on Intergalactic Insider Episode 32 as we delve into the universe's greatest mysteries and most hilarious mishaps. This fortnight, we're on the hunt for dark energy with Investigator Xylo and his AI companion Chip. Then, tantalize your taste buds with Glargon Zorp, the Intergalactic Foodie, as he samples the galaxy's most bizarre cuisine. But beware, things get chaotic when we...
Welcome to the Episode 31 Breakdown! Join us as we process the mind-bending events of our latest episode, from antique mirrors as interdimensional portals to that unexpected Wyvern attack in the studio! We'll share our behind-the-scenes reactions, discuss the implications of the AlienM constant (42), and dive deeper into the mysteries of the vanishing star clusters and the ominous message "The Great Devourer...
Hold onto your gravity boots, folks! This fortnight's episode of Intergalactic Insider is a cosmic rollercoaster that'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe. We're diving deep into the mystery of the vanishing star clusters, a phenomenon that has the Galactic Federation scrambling for answers (and possibly covering something up!).
Join Felix Andromeda as he unravels t...
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