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Kevin (00:00):
Welcome to our podcast.
When life gives you lemons, I'mKevin and I'm Palmy.
Palmi (00:08):
We consider ourselves
disability advocates and intend
to spotlight some disabilityissues and things we find
interesting that we frequentlyencounter when we're out and
about.
Also some history on disabilitythat we find interesting.
Kevin (00:23):
Welcome back everybody.
This episode we are continuingalong with Maria's story, so
listen carefully to theinterview.
It's both humorous and it has apoint.
Maria (00:44):
Is that right?
Yeah, is that right.
Humorous and it has a point.
Exactly, exactly, I was.
It was midterm time.
If any of you went to college,you know you're living on coffee
and ramen noodles and maybe macand cheese, to put you this way
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.
That's correct, exactly.
So we had a group project andwe had been at the campus
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library for six hours at least,and so we're always lost, and
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it's about one or two.
Well, it had to be past twobecause we had to give her a
lease to get back into thedormitories after 2 o'clock.
Well, back then, if you were inKent Library by 11, they would
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let you stay until whenever youwere done.
So we're walking back becausethe shuttles have shut down for
the night and DPS is doingrounds.
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So we're walking back throughthe terraces.
Now I am lugging a 40-poundbackpack, tired as I can be, I'm
not walking very well.
Palmi (03:08):
You're staggering.
Let's just say yeah.
Maria (03:12):
Exactly.
And then because I'm inRicketts and so DPS flexes down
and we were thinking ID, because, being Cape Girardeau, you
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never know who's walking where.
So it was me, another girl andthree guys, which one guy I went
to high school with.
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So he knew me pretty well,right, pretty well.
So I'm, you know.
The cop comes up and says whereyou been li ke the library.
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Now, mind you, there is a barin Cedar Called the library,
exactly.
Of course he's like yeah, okay,William and Doreen were like
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coffee and Frappuccino with theextra squirt of mocha.
Palmi (04:52):
In his mind he's trying
to figure out what drug is
called mocha right.
Maria (04:57):
Exactly, exactly,
probably.
Never even heard of Frappuccino.
He takes out the breathalyzer.
Palmi (05:12):
Makes her breathe into
the breathalyzer.
Maria (05:17):
And now I have dysarthria
so my mouth don't close, well,
well, so he does that on all ofus.
Well, all of us is blowing zero, but the staggering freak is
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blowing air.
So then he makes us do theright, right, left, right, on
course, with my left arm shake.
So I failed that You're zerofor three at this point.
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Right Zero for two Now.
Now, three strikes, you're outright.
So he makes me walk A straightline Down the parking street
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that you can't do even if you'resober.
He's like sir, she has cerebralpalsy, she cannot walk, even at
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nine o'clock in the morning andher left arm always free.
So he was now figure this out,guys.
He let all the others go andtakes me down to DPS.
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Now we're not talking about thenice new remodeled DPS on
Sprigg Street.
No, we're talking about DPS ina 50-year-old dormitory basement
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that probably hasn't beencleaned since the 1970s.
Palmi (08:12):
I can imagine what your
mom was saying when she came to
pick you up.
Maria (08:18):
We're good at work.
So I went to First Steps beforeI went into college.
Me and my mom had made surethat DPS knew who I was, you
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know what my name was.
Make sure they knew I hadsleeping epilepsy and all that,
right.
So so I'm down here in thebunker holding room Wow, this is
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in the bunker holding roomwhile this idiot cop is booking
me in and calling my dad.
Well, so the chief walks by theroom and kind of does a double
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take, like maybe I just see inthere.
So he comes in and by this timeit's 3 o'clock in the morning.
This time it's 3 o'clock in themorning.
So I'm tired, as I should beprobably acting like I am on
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something.
But he's like Maria, what thehell are you doing here?
So I tell him this story Maria,what the hell are you doing in?
Palmi (10:15):
here, so I tell him the
story.
Apparently, I'm drunk.
Maria (10:19):
He's like who the F
brought you in here?
So I tell him.
And then the ArnoldSchwarzenegger accent.
He's like I'll be back.
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I'm like I am drawing the acees, spades and the deck of cards.
Right now I'm cooling my heelsin Cape County jail for next
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month while they figure out thesame.
And so he comes back with idiotand he's like why in the world
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would you bring her in?
He's like well, commander, shedidn't pass a surprise test.
And he says she was at thelibrary.
She says she was at the libraryand I think she had something.
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Now Chief Brown looks at himlike he is stoned out of his
mind.
He's like well, you probablyshould have realized she did not
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have the walk of a drunk,because and you can confirm this
my walk isn't what a drunk walkis.
I mean I sway, but not the waya drunk would.
Kevin (13:01):
Right, yeah.
Maria (13:04):
And so he looks at this
officer.
He's like, if no, she can'tpass the sobriety test,
anything is possible.
And I'm just sitting here like,oh my god, I'm dead and that
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was his job.
Well, so he tells him.
He said I'm taking her back toher dorm and your locker better
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be packed and ready by the timeI get back.
Palmi (14:09):
Yeah, Because if you guys
wanted to sue, you certainly
could have.
Oh, by far.
Yeah, yeah, thank you fortalking to us and, like I said,
if you ever need anything, we'reright here for you.
Maria (14:23):
Yeah, to you guys.
All right, we'll talk to youlater.
See you All right, bye, bye,thank you.
Kevin (15:58):
Wow Thanks, Maria.
I really enjoyed your talkingto you.
I hope to see you soon.
But anyway, folks, that is acontinuation of Maria's story.
We do have a few housekeepingitems I'd like to go over before
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Palmi (17:50):
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episode.
Thank you very much forlistening.
Palmi (19:09):
Sounds good.
Kevin (19:12):
Until next episode, take
those lemons and make your own
Lemonade.
Palmi (19:20):
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