October 17, 2024 • 59 mins
Ever tried to fit a gigantic cabinet into a tiny car? We sure did, and the hilarity that ensued was nothing short of a sitcom episode. Our latest catch-up dives into the chaos of selling furniture amidst rain and nosey buyers, all while trying to juggle full-time work routines. And that's just the beginning of our comical escapades as we re-enter the podcasting world with tales of teamwork, unexpected challenges, and letting go of old routines.
Then we hit the concert scene with tales that will have you laughing out loud. Imagine attending a Nicki Minaj or Megan Thee Stallion concert only to witness aisle mishaps that rival the performance itself. We've got quirky tales about concert sound issues, unexpected public intoxication, and, of course, our undying love for stadium hot dogs. Plus, bumping into Phaedra Parks at a drag brunch added a fabulous touch to our celebrity encounter tales—dirty wine glasses and all!
Our conversation also veers into the vibrant worlds of reality TV, viral TikToks, and peculiar celebrity fashion choices. From critiquing the latest in entertainment trends to sharing a personal story about fast food shenanigans and amusement park rides, we cover it all. As always, we bring our signature chaotic charm to the table, ensuring that you’re entertained and maybe even a little bit enlightened as we explore the randomness that life throws our way. Welcome back to the madness!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
hello, hello, hello.
Omg, we're back baby here weare.
Welcome back to female rage,the musical.
Oh my gosh, brandon, I shouldpretend like I haven't seen you
in months, but that's not true.
We've been living it up.
We have, We've been trying to,We've been enjoying our hiatus.
Yeah, I have like a list ofthings that we have to like
(00:29):
cover and blow through.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We have a lot I feel like we should start from like
the most recent what's beengoing on and then work backwards
, because then it'll start likethe most coherent, with the most
detail still in our brain.
Great, as we go we'll help youband.
Good, except work, you knowwell, now you work full-time, I
(00:51):
work full-time.
Yeah, it's a lot, it's anightmare.
I need you today and I'm sotired well, you were there.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, when did you get home?
Because I thought you werestill going to be at work when I
, when I tracked you, I was likeoh, here you are, I got home
like five.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It took an hour to get home an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my gosh, someone picked up one of my cabinets
today.
Uh, I sold my fabric core.
That's like kind of a nightmare, like it's a really uh it's.
It's just like it's beat up andI almost was gonna toss it out.
But I'm like no, someone willmake use of this.
I sold it for $20.
I was so over it.
I was like $20.
(01:27):
Someone come get it.
I should have known.
When this girl asked for thedimensions for her car, she's
like do you think it'll fit inthe average car?
I was like no, these things arekind of like they're not huge,
but like the fabric core, likethe wide one y'all.
No, it Like they're not huge,but like the fabric core like
the wide one y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, no, it's like it wouldn't fit in the cam and
the cam's big.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I was like I could.
I know I got it in mine becauseI had to.
I transported it while I'll putit together, but and I told her
it was heavy I still had tohelp them bring it out.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why did it take three people to bring it?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
to their little car.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh my gosh people, if you put it out front lock the
door and say you're not home.
Get on your game.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Why are we all so weak?
Because, yeah, I sold one of myMills bows Y'all.
I'm getting ready to move, so Iknow I'm not going to be able
to bring every cabinet with, soI'm just selling a couple of
them, um, and I the girl broughther boyfriend to get pick up
the mills.
Bow and I had to help himbecause she was like oh, I can't
carry this.
I was like, oh my gosh, come onum.
(02:31):
So the yeah, it did not fit inthe car and I watched them for
30 minutes like try and get itin there what did they end up
doing?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
oh my gosh okay.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So this thing was already like sealed.
I bought it for maya fromplanty queens.
She sealed it with like sometype of like clear, like caulk
or whatever caulk.
You know what I mean?
Caulking, whatever the fuckthat is.
Um, that's in like the littlecrevices around the glass.
(03:02):
They took it apart and I waslike I don't know how you got it
apart.
She asked me, like do you havean allen wrench?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I found one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You had to provide tools no, literally not it's 20,
it's 20 and I had to help youcarry this out like watch you.
I was, I she did.
Let me go back inside.
So I was watching for my windowbecause, like just knowing they
were still out there trying toget it in the car, I couldn't
not be just present, but frominside.
(03:29):
And then it starts raining, ohmy God.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It rained.
Yes, it rained for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What?
Just for a little bit I waslike, oh, you've got to be
kidding me.
I did not have an Allen wrenchthat fit it, because it's a very
specific type of little.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, the Ikea one is like a very specific size.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, Just a nightmare.
And so before I went backinside, I was like well, if it
doesn't fit, let me know, I'llsend you back your $20.
But then you have to bring itto my garbage out back.
I basically admitted like I'mgoing to throw this away if you
leave it here Because they hadtaken it apart.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I'm to throw this away.
If you leave it here becausethey had taken it apart, I'm
surprised they weren't like doyou have a tarp and rope?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
because, brandon, it was sticky.
Like if it were you, I feellike you would.
It was sticking out like fullyput together.
It was just sticking out of thetrunk.
I feel like you would have juststrapped that down and been
like, let's go, it'd be right onthe roof.
I was like, what is the problem?
Okay, yeah, so that was just anightmare.
That was way too way too muchof my day.
It took me I should look when Ilisted that, because it took me
(04:29):
so long to get that thing sold.
It's been at least like threeweeks because I in things I
immediately had people,interested people.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's just facebook marketplace is a nightmare okay,
I feel like minneapolis twincities facebook marketplace is
truly a nightmare.
I can't sell anything, and whenI finally do, I'm like okay,
well.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They're like well, can you meet me?
Oh my gosh, it says in the postpick up only.
Or I'll say pick up in NorthMinneapolis.
I still, I send them my addressand they're like I'm not going
there to pick that up and I'mlike, oh, come on.
I even specify like I'm in alittle house, there's usually
parking right in front, becauseyou know, some people don't like
to be like trying to park andthey think minneapolis, and they
(05:08):
think, oh my god, I'm gonnafind somewhere to park.
And no, it's just, it's toomuch.
But oh my gosh, we went to twoconcerts together recently.
Was that the first?
Have we ever gone to a concerttogether before that?
I don't think so.
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I was going to say something, but I'm going to keep
that to myself.
What I'll tell you?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm scared.
What are you talking about?
First, we went and saw NickiMinaj, nicki the Ninja, Nicki
the Barbie.
Yeah, that was pretty iconic.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I wasn't originally playing on Go, okay, y'all,
literally I was.
Nicki was in my top listen toartists of the.
You remember we went over ourlittle recaps, or whatever.
So Brandon gets tickets withoutme and he's like you wouldn't
have wanted, wanted to pay whatI paid anyways, and I was like,
okay, well, fuck me, I guess.
And then he's like okay, nowthere's other people that want
to go, so I guess, do you wantto sit in back with them?
(06:09):
and I was like sure I guess,sure, I guess that's fine, it
was okay.
Like the target, like thetarget center way up top, it is
steep y'all I was scared it'slike Well, I've decided, I don't
like the Target Center.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I get it now.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well then, the second concert we went to was a lot
easier to get out of.
Nicki was packed and peoplewere not very good at like
walking.
No, people weren't very quickwith it.
But, yeah, nicki Minaj prettygood.
And then, oh my gosh, and thenwe saw Bigfoot Shut up.
Brandon, that's so mean.
(06:51):
Well, I am Team Meg.
We went and saw Megan, meganThee Stallion, maybe just
because I think she's hotter.
I'm obsessed with her.
She's so hot.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, they're both probably in the top 10 most
gorgeous people I've ever seenin real life.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But it was, uh, it was pretty good and except for
someone threw up in our aisle-nightmare has that ever happened
to you at a concert before?
well, yes, that's actuallyhappened to me, but it was in a
pit someone yeah someone pukedin a pit when I was at cash
alone, so that was gross so Iand here's the thing I don't
(07:29):
care if people drink, but Ihonestly brain and think it's
like embarrassing and goofy andsilly if you're throwing up
before said event has startedI'm used to people throwing
because, like the people whowere that, the people who were
throwing up, that was definitelyalcohol related.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
We're like I'm used to people throwing up because
they're on drugs I literallythrew up last weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I already blocked that out of my mind y'all, I'm
gonna have to put a poll up oninstagram of how many people,
because I know that it is acommon story for people to like
throw up in an uber.
You know what I mean like drunkat the end of the night but in
in broad daylight.
While while driving I havepuked all over myself, Like
(08:08):
while driving and the car'smoving.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Three times.
That has never happened to methat's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I was like, oh my gosh again.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I mean, there's been times where I didn't know my
nose was bleeding and I justthink it's like a drippy nose,
I'm like not paying attention.
Then I look down and I'm justcovered in blood.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
okay I'm the opposite .
I always have a drippy nose andthen I think that it's blood
and it never is that's yeah.
I don't think I've ever evenhad a bloody nose, maybe one
time, really, yeah, wow, I'vealso never broken a bone that I
haven't, besides my tailbone.
I probably already said that onthis podcast.
You know how you have yourgo-to list of fun facts.
(08:50):
I don't know when they goaround and say something
interesting in the room, I don'tknow.
That's my interesting thing.
Well, why did I write downstadium hot dog?
Because I have a stadium hot dogat both nikki and megan I I
love a good stadium hot dog, onethat's or like because it's in
the same realm as like a gasstation hot dog.
(09:12):
I love a gas one that's beenlike kind of sitting there
rotating holiday roller dogsomething that's just been
jalapeno cheddar waiting for meto come get it for hours.
It's just questionable onionsand the way that it just gets
rolled up in tinfoil like itdoesn't even look like a hot dog
at this point, when I like openit back up.
(09:33):
Oh, I feel like my our maincomplaint, I think with megan,
was the sound was awful terriblecouldn't hear anything we're in
section, I think 112, maybe 113I don't know, we were right
around the side, um, but my maincomplaint with nikki is that I
(09:53):
couldn't see her because shedidn't have herself on that
screen.
Hello, we could actually seemegan on the little shaking her
ass.
I was like, oh my gosh, I wasgoing to try and look up Section
109.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's where we were.
Oh, I was thinking.
Yeah, I was thinking, thenumbers went the other way.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh my gosh and Phaedra.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh yeah, we met the queen.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We've been doing a good amount of bothering
celebrities.
This year.
We have yeah, that was part ofmy new year's resolution.
I think I'm doing a really goodjob with it.
Um, yes, because you, you knowy'all they have those like
themed drag brunches andsometimes, every once in a while
, they get like an actual, likesemi-famous person to host it.
Mm-hmm, it was phaedra parks ofreal housewives of atlanta but
(10:48):
when we get there they go.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Phaedra's, not here we don't know if she's gonna be
and I'm like and already we werekind of cranky it's like are
you fucking for real?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
this plant back here is huge brandon.
Yeah, my gosh, we didn't evenlike this is the first episode
back and we didn't even likeacknowledge that.
Like we're just huge Brandon.
Yeah, my gosh, we didn't evenlike this is the first episode
back and we didn't even likeacknowledge that.
Like we're just going to talkabout whatever we want to talk
about.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's our podcast.
Let's talk about what we wantto talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, we were going to make like a formal
announcement of like we're notgoing to be talking about plants
as much.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We'll still be talking about plants very much
of the podcast at this point.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's just a lot of pressure now.
Now I just want to talk aboutwhatever I want to talk about,
because that's the podcasts thatI listen to yeah, we've.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We've gone through it all, so we'll keep you updated.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But which one is this one branded?
That's a palatiflorum you stillcan't say that palatiflorum
yeah, it's big, I mean thisthing is.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh no, look at the wangle dangle leaf.
It's too big for that cupboard.
I gotta get it out where it's.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh my gosh, is it that one?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
no, the one smushed in the corner and look at, look
at the clarinarium you gave me,look at how huge those leaves
are like this one, I pointed outthis one, that's the same plant
yeah, oh yeah, but that's thebig leaf, jesus what the hell?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
yeah, brandon's plants are still actually doing
pretty well.
Mine are not well, except for Ihave this mystery pest that I
don't know what it is well, youknow, you do have thrips I think
they're thrips because theydon't turn into adults well,
like in the cabinet in there,you had a bunch of thrips, oh
yeah last year, but like thethings that I thought were
thrips in there are also on likethese.
(12:26):
Maybe we can show you some in alittle bit, but yeah, oh, I
still always like your staghorn,fern too, it's doing good which
ones did you put?
Outside.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh my gosh um so far just my big ones.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Your big monster.
I thought you were gonna sellthat big monster.
Do people keep like passing?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
well, it requires someone to come and pick it up
and it's very large.
It is pretty big and I reallydon't want to sell it, but
there's just no space.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, I don't think Brenna's letting that thing come
back in here.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's going to be its last summer here.
I did set up two greenhouses.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Did you really?
Yeah, I don't even see them.
They're in the back right onthis wall.
Oh, I see.
I see in the reflection of themirror.
Okay, so phaedra?
Yeah, so we were supposed tohave, because of course, we paid
for the meet and greet.
We were supposed to have themeet and greet before the brunch
(13:20):
, um, and there was two seatingsthat day, one at like and one
at like 3 pm.
Yeah, yeah.
So we get there and we like getour little like wristband or
something.
Is it a wristband?
A little drink ticket, whatever, why were all the wine glasses?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
dirty Crusty Like y'all, not even.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm not talking like fingerprints, I'm talking yeah,
like lipstick, oh yeah, lipstickold wine stick, yes, sticky red
wine yuck.
I was like no, I can't like.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm normally not a complainer, but I was like
nicole, that's bad, you gotta goget it, yeah, I was like I
can't do this, I'm sorry, um no,because I'm pretty sure the
entire tray, like the entirelike stack that they had, I
think was all supposed to be goget cleaned.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I think they were all dirty because nate was also
like, yeah, mine's gross, can'tbe doing that.
So yeah, because we got, um,what is bottomless mimosas that
slowly started turning into justorange juice, bottomless oj
yeah, I was like okay all right,that's what we're doing here.
But we were like okay, so likewhere do we go for the meat and
(14:23):
grate?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
and they were like we don't really know we'll find
out, yes, we go sit down andit's just like loud ass music
music you've ever heard, whileyou're just trying to chill yeah
, because we were like, okay,let's just eat.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I guess the most random hodgepodge of food I've
ever seen.
Food was really good.
It was good.
Yeah, I would go back there.
It was very random, I was likeoh okay, I guess I have this red
velvet cupcake and um a biscuitsome fruit um, I still think
about that.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Crab dip, crab dip.
Yeah, there was southern crabdip.
Why?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
do I not remember the side table right side?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
it's newer brenna.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I didn't know you were like a, a cane, like lover
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Brenna just bought this and it was way too small
for her bed because her bed'slike up to here, so she gave it
to me nice.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So yeah, we met phaedra.
Okay, so you, you knew one ofthe drag queens you want to talk
about that yeah, hopefully theydon't listen to this, oh,
please hi luna so I tend to uhget hit on by drag queens when
they're performing.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
And this one I was like saw at a drag show
previously.
And then I was like, oh my god,they follow me on instagram and
like, hit me up all the timeand here here I am looking like
an asshole.
I was like, oh God, but thebest queen.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
What.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
What was the name?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Was it the one that was Andy Cohen?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
A delicious appetizer .
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So you may have seen it on TikTok because it because
it went really viral on tiktok,yeah.
But so this queen comes outdressed because it was traders.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Technically it was supposed to be traders because I
was listening and, um, theywere like, oh, there's actually
someone else coming out rightnow.
And then the queen who washosting it was like oh, I didn't
hear about this and I stilldon't remember.
I don't know if that wasactually serious.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It seemed genuine, like she was like what are you
talking about?
Like there's like a last minutequeen coming out, like that's
so annoying that was not part ofthe plan that was kind of the
vibe all of a sudden, someone inthe traitor's cloak and like
this giant wig comes out.
Yeah, because it's supposed tobe like Phaedra's hair and it's
like the Traitors theme song andthen it hits the crescendo and
(16:49):
they whip it off and it wasfucking burgalicious.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bergy from Love Island and Traitors.
Do you watch Love Island?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've watched the UK version.
I think that's what everybodysays, now that Ariana is hosting
the UK version, but that's whateverybody says Now that now
that Ariana is hosting the USversion, I might watch the
season, because I still don'tknow how like what it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I know it's like a like a love connection show, but
I don't really know what it'sabout.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's like, basically, they just take a lot of hot
people, put them in a house andit's like they do challenges and
like they've tried to find love, but I don't know, it's very
vapid.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I mean shocker.
They all are, Aren't there.
Which one do I watch?
I've been watching Love isblind.
That one's just getting worseand worse.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I will watch the Minneapolis one, though I'm
convinced, like everyone'sconvinced, they're going to know
someone on it and I'm like it'sjust going to be some like.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I was surprised there wasn't more, because we were
getting the updates of themfilming and, like people
recording TikTok, I was like, ohmy God, I saw them today and
then it just stopped out ofnowhere.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I was okay.
I thought I would maybe seethem come into my work to you
know, a fresh set to get a freshset?
Yeah, um, okay, I guess Ihaven't talked about where I
work now I don't know if I'll dothat or not.
That's not even interesting.
We have more important thingsto talk about.
Um, but yeah, we ended up.
They was like housewives themeddrag performances.
They were good, they were verygood and one of them even being
(18:28):
an Andy Cohen drag, I was like Ithought Andy Cohen would maybe
repost me.
Finally, come on, andy, payattention to me on Instagram.
Andy, if you're listening tothis, will you message me back
on Instagram Please?
I still need to call in.
That's one of my things I gotgotta do before the end of the
year is I gotta call in on theserious xm because they take,
(18:49):
they take callers and I want tobe like hello, tell me about
when you went to the saloonhopefully they actually let you
ask your own question yeah, sothey do.
When you, when you call in Ithink they have you talk to a
producer or someone, obviouslythere's someone answering the
phone and you tell them what youwant to say, because then they
(19:11):
tell Andy first and he'll belike all right, deb's on the
line and Deb's apparently reallymad at me, deb, what have you
got to say, deb?
Or like, oh, brandon's on theline and wants to talk about the
Vanderpump Rules episode fromlast night.
It kind of has to be eitherinteresting or on topic from
what they've been talking about,and sometimes they just
(19:31):
sometimes Andy cuts them offright away.
Sometimes they go on, and on,and on, and on and on, and I'm
like and they do have theirrepeat callers, of course,
because some people do that theyjust make it their personality
to bother celebrities and Ithink I would really enjoy that.
I'm looking into it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
A professional celeb stalker.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Have you seen that dude on TikTok that spawns in
front of celebrities and singsto them?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
What.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You ever see this dude?
Oh my God.
His videos Y'all.
If you're listening, you knowwhat I'm talking about His
videos with Jamesames charles Iam incredulous, right he just
I'm going to show you afterwardsbecause he.
He just finds celebrities and heobviously lives in la so he has
easier access to them.
He even got in front of joebiden and he's saying um, um I,
(20:23):
national Anthem, whatever thatLana Del Rey song.
But he recently found Jojo Siwa.
He did one in front of JackAntonoff.
He sang Antihero in front ofJack Antonoff Because everyone's
like find Taylor Swift, I'mlike that one's going to be
tough.
Yeah no, but he's got in frontof some crazy people.
He just got in front of ParisHilton and she actually was a
(20:44):
really good sport about it.
She was dancing to his singing.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, Paris Hilton seems really fucking cool.
I love Paris Hilton and I'vealways been a Paris stan.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I love Paris Hilton.
Oh my gosh, did I send you thevideo of her and her baby and
how she's all tan and her baby'slike?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yes, I did see that that was so funny.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She's like you're so pale Her voice.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I don't think it's okay to spray tan a baby.
Yeah, she's like, or can?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
we?
No, I'm obsessed.
I started watching that Parisgets married, or whatever the
heck.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh yeah, I did watch the first couple episodes of
that.
I forgot I did that, I thinkbecause you didn't and I was
like I could watch it too, her Idon't like her husband no he
gives bad vibes, he's weird.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, he's giving me not good vibes.
I don't like him at all.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
But speaking of babies, are you on conscious
baby talk Me.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well then I saw a video of this girl who's like oh
my gosh, you guys are stupid.
That baby's actually a lotolder than you think it is.
Yeah, I was like that's a longboy, that's a big baby.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, I'm like you know it's viral if Brayden's
getting like children on hisTikTok, I did say abolish kids
today.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh my God, um god, where was I the other day?
And there was screaming kids.
Oh no, it was on a tiktok.
I was like I don't want to be ahater, so I was scrolling
through the comments.
You know like when you think ofsomething and you're like I
wonder if someone's commentedthis, and you start going
through the comments and you'relike, and then you're like, oh,
other people are hearing it, oror you're like, oh, I'm just a
horrible person apparently so noone else has said this but this
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girl was was doing something.
She was doing a little paintingand I think she was at a kid's
birthday party or somethingwhile she was painting this
thing and she had a cute soundin the background and I wanted
to be like mute your fuckingvideo.
No one wants to hear thosescreaming kids in the background
of this video.
I want to watch you paint, butI am going to turn the volume
(22:44):
down on my phone.
I can't.
I can't, like, use your brain alittle bit.
Oh God, we haven't even gottento.
We lined up to meet Phaedra.
She was really nice.
She smelled really good.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't remember her smelling, but I was freaking out
, I was panicking.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
She like almost licked you.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, I did not see that she's like.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
So we hugged, I guess , and she like licked, like
pretended to lick my neck.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
She was like what did she say?
She's like, oh boy, you fine.
She's like, do we take thepicture?
And she's like flags ofphotography.
She was like send me that one,send me that one.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She said she liked my outfit.
I was like we were supposed tomake t-shirts.
I knew deep down that wasn'tgoing to happen.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I did not have faith in y'all for those t-shirts we
were going to make, we weregoing to make t-shirts that had
Phaedra Parks quotes on them towear for her.
Oh, it would have been cute tomake an extra and give to her.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, next time I feel like luanne would wear that
.
I don't know if phaedra would.
Luanne like packs really lighttoo.
She'd probably be like oh, Ican wear this on the plane
tomorrow.
She does.
She said that she was like,which is why she like.
The day after we saw luan de laseps at the mystic lake casino,
(24:11):
um which tom sandoval wasrecently here, why didn't we go
see?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I guess, I guess, yeah, technically that was a
concert we went to.
We did not go see thompson.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, uh, I guess we saw luan live of this, of this
cabaret, um the same thing.
She wore at countess cabaret.
She went and wore the next dayat bravo con she didn't even
change she didn't, yeah, and shehad her little.
She didn't wash her hair, shehad her little fedora on um
hiding her greasy hair relatablego off.
(24:42):
But I was just like, come onthe way on, you are wearing your
outfit, like we know we can asimple Instagram search.
We can see it's in your promovideos and you're on stage in
that outfit.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And it wasn't even that cute of an outfit.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, it was that stupid green jumpsuit, giovanni
green jumpsuit, feeling Giovanni, do, do, do, do, do do.
I can't imagine if that made mytop five song, I wouldn't be
surprised.
Well, it's between good as gold.
Chic C'est La Vie was on mylike, suggested, like, ooh, want
(25:20):
to listen to this again, Likeyou, clearly listen to it a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Chic, c'est La.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Vie.
I want to learn like the like,the verses, like where she's
like I don't know she's she'sgoing off.
She's got a lot of lyrics inthere.
She's got a lot to say well, Ireally want to see sonia.
I I keep bothering Sonia in herInstagram comments.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Something's going on with her.
What with her face?
Well, no, I think.
Just in general, I feel like Idon't know.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I think she's always been a little like cuckoo,
always been a little weird.
I have on here I finally gotCOVID, because this note is from
like January, february,february.
That was way back in january,february the second.
I got co-workers, I got sick, uh, once a month for three months
(26:16):
consecutively it's like being ateacher literally I was like
it's like a petri dish, but weat my work we clean a lot.
Yeah, I don't know, it's not,it's better now.
Now I got allergies.
Now I'm taking allergy medswhat the heck?
Which, okay, my dumb ass.
Um.
So someone at work told me like, oh, don't get the one that's
(26:37):
like 24 hours, like you're gonnabe up for two days.
And I will say yeah because,like, if you get the non-drowsy
one, that means there's likedrugs in that to keep you awake.
Basically, they have to replacethe non-drowsy like that means
there's like drugs in that tokeep you awake.
Oh, basically, they have toreplace the non-drowsy Like you
know what I mean they got tocounteract it.
So because there's, like, Ithink, a 12, I don't know if
there's a six hour, but there'sa 12 hour and like 24 hour.
Maybe there's like a 16 hour,18 hour, I don't know.
(26:58):
So I want to be sleepy.
I'm sleepy as it is.
Benadryl knocks me out, so Igot the clear to non-drowsy and
the person at work told me thatI would be up all night and sure
as hell, instead of likepassing out at like 9 10, which
I normally do, I get sleepy kindof early.
I was like, why is it 1 am andI'm still up?
(27:19):
like I was like okay, I look onthe bottle.
I got the 24 hour, 24 hournon-drowsy got taken in the
morning I did or maybe take itat night when you are sleepy.
I don't know, maybe it has beenhelping, because it's I mean,
bringing my watery eyes youcould attest.
Yeah, they were bad, wild.
(27:40):
Yeah, I'm over it.
I also don't like having tocomplain about it every day,
because I will if there's onething about me, I'm gonna
complain about it.
So you're welcome everybody.
We were also just at plant con,pc 24.
We went on a little trip downto houston again houston baby
(28:04):
now I feel like okay.
So I was at the oddities expoover the weekend and one of the
the vendor the curiosities andoddities expo that was at the um
.
You don't get ads for that noit's something that was at the
convention center and it's likea traveling thing.
It's a lot of like.
Oh, I didn't post it on mystory because I didn't know if
people would be funded by thetaxidermy that's where, because
(28:25):
I put you know, did you see thebutterfly thing?
I posted you're like what?
These like these, likebutterfly things?
Oh, I think I did see that, butthen let's see this like this
squirrel has like a little.
It's a squirrel with a guitarin a rocking chair.
Look at this little frog.
It has eyelashes.
Oh my god, yeah, so it's.
(28:46):
Yeah, there's a lot ofinteresting stuff.
And they had this dick soap atone of the booths.
Tell me why it had one of thesuctions on the back, on the
bottom of it, so you could stickit on the side of the oh my god
shower so that when you have tolike, get the soap off of it.
Speaking of that, um, we werewatching naked attraction we
(29:10):
should watch more of that later.
Oh, heather will be down I thinkno, actually, I think it's been
very healthy for me.
It's like desensitized me.
I'm less scared of the bodyparts same.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah right, I think did the same thing for brenna
too.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
When we first were watching she was like yeah, at
first I was like shield my eyeswhen I made I bring caroline
watch it and she's like on thefloor screaming literally I was
dying.
I was like I can't, uh, it's somuch all at once.
So yeah, if you guys have notseen naked attraction um viewer,
discretion is advised Highlyadvised.
(29:49):
I made my friend Anita watch itand her comment she's like why
do they not allow MSG over there, but they allow this?
They are so strict with whatthey put in their food, but on
TV they're like anything goes.
Dicks out, labia out.
Is this on HBO?
Yeah, max HBO, of course.
Of course it's HBO, but theydon't have seasons 7 through 12.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
There's 12 seasons of that Ozzy's on season 11.
Who the guy with the footlongdick?
It's crazy, it is nuts.
Me and Heather watched it inVegas.
We were like Dylan's trying totake a nap and we're like, ah,
screaming I guess we were likedylan's trying to take a nap and
we're like I can't, I can't, Ican't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, we went to houston.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Um, yeah, plant con this year was a lot different
than last year because it was alot bigger.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I don't even know if we saw all of it.
Oh my gosh, that's so brainy.
I kept taking laps on my ownbecause I just needed to not be
rushed and like, look around ateverything it was.
It was a lot, it was at thesame location, but it was like
they made the room bigger.
Um, lots of vendors.
Uh, costa Farms was there.
I kind of was expecting morefrom them, though.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I'm like where are the trending tropicals?
Like hello, they brought aschool bus.
I didn't even go in and I waslike no, and then they had just
a bunch of their basic ass likeoffice plants, and then they did
give them all away at the endfor free.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
oh, my god people were going crazy and brit was
like, let me help and I was likelet me just organize this
entire convention.
I I'm like Britt, you gottachill out.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I wish I had her, like her ambition, just a sliver
of it.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
She just has a lot more will to live than we do, I
think, is the issue.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well, I was like how do you do all this, britt?
She's like cause I have to.
I'm like that's not enough forme.
I will be homeless, lightingfires in the dumpsters to keep
warm.
You know.
(31:54):
You're like I could findanother friend to sit on their
sleep, on their couch.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
You have endless friends.
As long as I keep my carpayments up, I'll just live in
my car car payments up, I'lljust live in my car.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't think I could ever live in like a, like a
tiny house or like a I don'tknow like van van life I don't
think I could do van lifebecause I have so many things
and I like my things, I lovethings, I value my things, like
heather's always like I loveyour house.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
It has so many amenities and I'm like, yeah,
anytime, anytime, an amenityneeds to be.
I hear of a new amenity.
It's here, it's in this house.
Amenity breaks, I buy a moreexpensive amenity, just like I
did yesterday with my goodespresso maker.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So which one did you get?
Is it the same brand?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
So it's the same brand but it's like the top of
the line one that's touchscreen.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
And then it, oh my gosh, you know what would be
crazy.
I mean, then it would just betoo, I think, automatic.
But what if you could connectto your phone and be like, okay,
start making my drink for me.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
so it's ready.
There are fully automatic oneslike that, but they're like
$3,000.
And I just that's too much.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I think I hear Heather.
I heard a squeak of some sort.
Okay, but I almost ended upbuying this cute little frog bag
at the Oddities Expo over theweekend.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, that's really cute.
I don't know why you didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, I picked it up, Brandon.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
The cheapest.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It was like Sherpa, but it wasn't lined with
anything, so it was like justthe one, like it just felt like
as thin as paper.
Yeah, it kind of gave me theecho like if this is like ten
dollars, maybe it was like 35dollars and I'm like just a, I
have alerted three people totheir potential tism due to
their fabric ick proclivities.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
They're like wait, is that?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
why, I don't like these certain fabrics I'm like,
oh, lately I've been going on alittle popsicle walk that's so
cute.
That's like my new favoritething on your story yeah, I just
like grabbing a little popsicleon my break at work, as, like
the sun is still out where areyou getting these popsicles?
I bought them and I keep themin the freezer at work.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Has anyone eaten any of them?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well, I wrote on the box for everyone, but people
haven't really taken me up on it.
Well, because someone's got toeat the grapes Grape ones.
I like grape popsicles.
Oh, I don't.
It tastes like medicine.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Well, I also had to take like prescription codeine
as a kid so I think I have aweird like trauma response slash
yeah, unhealthy relationshipwith that flavor.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
You like it because you're like ooh drugs.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
This was nostalgic of my dramatic childhood.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I just eat the red or the orange ones.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Orange.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Orange.
Yeah, like when you get thepack of popsicles like the
classic popsicles, that's myleast favorite.
You don't like orange.
What about cake?
Do you have an opinion on theStarburst flavors?
Then Cherry Lemon, my leastfavorite, you don't like orange.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What about?
Okay, do you have like anopinion on the starburst flavors
?
Then cherry, lemon, orange,strawberry huh, which is the
strawberry, the pink one yeah,okay I hate that one, that one's
everyone's favorite, and Ithink it's disgusting you hate
the pink one I'll eat it, but II love pink ones.
Like when you get the two packand it's two reds, I'm like oh.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
They're just good.
I do like red flavored thingstypically.
I love artificial cherry.
Mm-hmm, me too, except I don'tlike and I don't fuck with this
artificial blue or purple,especially blue Look.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I like artificial blue, yuck and purple.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, I'll do green, like for Jolly Ranchers, I'll do
green, green apple.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I don't like green apple, but I do like artificial
lime.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Eh, I don't even like , I can't even think of what
that tastes like.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Do you remember the old green Skittles?
Maybe you're too young.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Okay, do the Skittles actually taste different from
one another?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I don't think they do anymore.
They used to.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, I was like I sort them because of autism, but
I'm pretty sure it's just likean M&M where it's all the same.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
But the Wildberry ones are different.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I think the flavored ones are different Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Wildberry Skittles are probably my favorite candy.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Are you a sour candy person?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I do like them, yeah, but I don't go to them.
But if they're offered to meI'm like nom, nom, nom nom.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
That's like me every once in a while, like that or
like salt and vinegar chips.
Sometimes I just need my mouthto hurt.
Real bad, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I'm more likely to do that than like a hot chip or
like hot Cheetos.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, I like the hot butter, but I had some hot
Cheetos today actually.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Was it one of the bags that's here in your house?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, I did have those some last time I was here
because there was just nothingelse to eat and I just needed to
do something.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Well, and I'm pretty sure at that point we had 400
bags.
So, yeah, I was like I'm, I'mgonna take care of a couple of
these for you.
Brenna didn't believe me thatthey repackaged, and so she gave
them all to her work for theirlike commissary store.
And then she was like, okay, ittakes me a lot to admit I was
wrong, but you were right, theydid repackage them and I'm kind
of mad they're all at work.
(37:17):
But if they put up a fuss I'mgonna be like I brought them
here well, I just got through.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Also, I grabbed a bunch of Rice Krispie treats too
from y'all.
I don't know where those camefrom.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, those were also .
See, I hate Rice Krispie treats.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
You don't like Rice Krispie bars.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I like Cocoa Krispie bars.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Ew, like the brown ones.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, because it tastes like chocolate.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
No, they don't.
You know what I fuck with.
And you won't get this unlessyou're midwestern.
It's the scotch-a-roo, that'sthe peanut butter Rice crispy
with the chocolate on top.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Oh, I hate those.
What?
It's a texture thing, I think,and it's kind of rich.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It's one of my faves.
Do you like tiramisu?
I like tiramisu.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Now I'm just now, I'm just going through foods did
you end up having mcdonald'stoday?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
no you got the wendy's though.
Yeah, okay, I messaged you oninstagram and I was not.
I didn't, I didn't.
It was news to me that they hadthis bucket of nuggets well,
okay, I keep seeing that allover tiktok how many nuggets is
it?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
it's technically, technically, not 50.
It's 48.
And they've always had it.
It's $12.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I think it was a good deal.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's a really good deal, but you have to wait like
20 minutes yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's like when I went to McDonald's and I ordered two
cookie totes, literally theywere pissed, because y'all a
cookie tote is 13 cookies and Iordered two cookie totes and
they have to make them hot andfresh, because me and kyle used
to get the wendy's nugget bucketand we'd be like family nuggets
(38:53):
and they'd be like, fine, pullinto a spot, we'll bring it to
you well, because I wonder ifthey have.
Okay.
So have you seen the videos ofpeople when they're working at
McDonald's?
Have you seen the littledrawers that they cook things in
?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
So I wonder if it's the similar thing at Wendy's?
How many are they cooking at atime?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Well, I'm assuming they have to fry it.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
But I'm assuming they just come in a big bag and they
have to count out 48 nuggetsyeah, and I guess in the, in
terms of fast food, that'sprobably annoying unless a bag
is 48, and that's why it is 48maybe, maybe they come packaged
as 48 nuggets so if you work orhave ever worked, oh yeah,
message us.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That's our first message.
Request if you work at wendy's,how many nuggets in one bag?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
or box whatever.
I would assume it'd be like 300, so you'd have to like one, two
, that'd be annoying.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh, I would be so much fatter if I worked at a
fast food place.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
It'd be awful but then maybe it'd make us like,
not like fast food well, yeah, Iwould probably ruin the magic,
okay.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
So because people, anyone who ever works at
mcdonald's, I think, a lot ofthe time they're like oh yeah,
now that I know like how thatshit's made, like it disgusts me
, I and I don't think I wouldwant the magic ruined.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I learned to talk about fun fact okay, you know
how it's grade d meat orwhatever no, what does that mean
?
Well, it's like the lowestquality meat you can like sell
or whatever.
It's not because it's not meator like that.
There's anything wrong with it.
It's because most meat is madefrom like adolescent cows, while
they're still like tender andjuicy taco bell sources only
(40:34):
ethically sourced old cow meat.
So they wait until these cowshave produced and they're about
to die and then they say we'lltake these poor dying cows and
make these tacos out of them.
So technically, it's the mostethically responsible fast food
to eat, and I do eat it.
(40:55):
Should we get taco bell?
Yeah, no, actually can we?
Okay, because I want to have,like, some type of last time it
took forever, did?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
did it not take 300 days for it to arrive?
Last time?
I'm just impatient.
Yeah, earlier I ordered Subwayand it took a ridiculous amount
of time.
I was like, come on it's Subway, it takes them two seconds to
put it together.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Put it in the bag.
Speaking of Subway, I got thenew honey mustard Sub the other
day.
It was fine.
Okay, I got the new honeymustard sub the other day, it
was fine.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Okay, can we talk about that footlong?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
cookie.
I did almost get the footlongpretzel.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I just feel like there's no fucking way.
That thing's got to bedisgusting.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
But then the only dipping sauce was honey mustard.
I'm like, but it's AuntieAnne's.
Where's the marinara and thecheese sauce?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh yeah, where's the cheese?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Cheese dip, honey mustard the only option which I
will eat honey mustard like whenit's in a trio of sauces for a
pretzel.
I can't.
But it's not my sole sauce.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I can't fathom getting a churro from Subway.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Is it actually foot long?
I feel like they're longer, arethey not?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
A regular like a Six Flags churro yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Oh, I have not been to an amusement park in a very
long time.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, you drove up in the car.
How?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
are you going to handle a roller coaster?
I mean, that was a good read,that is true.
No, honestly, it doesn't makeme nauseous, it makes me more
want to cry.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
It fills you with dread.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
I don't really Okay.
So here's the thing I'm betterat ones that are like there all
the time if it's like one thatjust gets set up in a day like a
carnival or something like that, or the ones that like the
state fair.
No, I don't like I do love agood scrambler um, I like even
though this one is probably themost puke inducing um the
(42:43):
tilt-a-whirl and that's it's.
It's like a little like shellshaped thing, and you like spin
it around and you're like oh,and you're.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's like a ferris wheel, but you're also like this
no what's that one okay let me.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
I don't know what you're talking about let me look
up.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
is a tilt-a-whirl the one where you're like on the
wall no, and you're like smushedagainst it?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
No, you're in your own little pod.
There's multiple pods that aregoing around Tilt-a-whirl, I
think, a tilt-a-whirl and ascrambler might be the same
thing.
No, that one See, they're goingaround like that.
And there's a little circle andyou're twisting it and it like
(43:25):
that and there's a little likecircle and you're like and
you're twisting it and it, it,it can really whip you around.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Are you on the ultimate shell shock swirler of
mall of america, tiktok twirlerspinner shell shock are you
talking about?
It's this, it's this girl whoand I've seen it happen, I've
seen it in real life many timeswhen I'm just sitting there on
my lunch break and it's thisgirl who goes on the shell shock
ride at Mall of America in theNickelodeon little universe
Shell shock ride and they'relike little planes.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh, that's the Ninja Turtles one.
Yes, oh, that one's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
And she starts before the ride goes.
She gets it going and it startslike woof, woof to each side
and then it's just like.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Everyone else is like kind of like and hers is just
like so this girl, like, doesthis a lot every day.
She shows up every day to ridethat ride and she rides it full
time.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
She's like very autistic.
But it makes her specialinterest is the shell shock ride
at at moa and so like, and thenI saw her tiktok, and then I
was seeing all these people andthey're like the queen of the
shell shock hey, do you get thiscoach guy on your tiktok?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I have never seen that in my life okay, so
apparently coach is back in likecoach purses.
There's this guy who I thinkwell he works for coach and he's
like just showing off the bagsand he's talking like he doesn't
ever make like a facialexpression as he's talking.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
He's just like bag charm onto the bag, like so.
Next I'm going to take theopposite end of the bag charm
and attach it to.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
He doesn't ever make like a facial expression as he's
talking, he's just like.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
There are some cute coach bags.
They're just expensive again,so I can't pay for that.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Well, there's this other dude.
Okay, so I was going to look itup Shell shock ride.
There was this other dude whomakes it.
Y'all sorry if our sound is bad.
I'm probably not holding themicrophone where I should be,
but I think the sound is goodwell, don't like.
Okay, we didn't know how towork this thing before and it's
been five months, so and we loseour skills quick.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Give us a break.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
We forget, like there's so many like things that
I know how to do brain that Ijust don't know how to do
anymore.
Like I worry that I have a lotI don't know how to do anymore.
Like I worry that I have a lot.
I don't know how to crochetanymore.
I probably have waited too long.
I don't know how to cookanymore.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
I can only make Trader Joe's prepackaged meals.
I used to be like a Michelinstar chef and now I'm like how
do I heat up?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
a TV dinner.
You used to like bake dinner.
I'd be like, let me make someemp scratch, let's get out the
flour.
It's probably because youtransition into getting the
meals where it's like the littlethe recipe and they send you
everything you need now that youdon't have to think about what
to have every night, and thenand then if I like, if you set
(46:13):
me loose in a grocery store, I'mlike uh oh yeah, I was walking
around trader joe's earlier likea dumb ass.
I just didn't know.
I had to look at everyindividual thing.
Okay, so they don't make itvery easy to find stuff at
Trader Joe's.
Because I was like, okay, Iwant to grab the cheese curds.
(46:33):
And I'm looking down the aisleI'm like, well, now I've got to
go look at each individualfrozen item to see where it is.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
And there's four aisles.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
How do I end up doing four laps?
Oh yeah, I went down everyaisle like at least twice, maybe
three times and then people arejust like crashing into you.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I'm like yes, because it's tiny.
Yeah, I was like I'm sorry onetime there was like this old
lady and I had to be like excuseme, will you get away from me?
Speaker 1 (47:00):
oh, my gosh is this her.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Oh my gosh, oh, she's got a special seat.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
She has a special one , that's the one on the the
right hand side, it's like Ithink it's like the farthest one
out, so she can have like themost oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Okay, so I'm watching her get going and the way
people, the way she is not evengoing yet and she's already
sitting around yeah, the peoplebelow are looking up at her like
what is going on.
I wonder what she does for aliving I'm afraid this is.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
This is her job her name is tara maybe she works
there and so then she has a freepass, and so she can go every
day maybe I literally I'm adumbass, I was literally the
shirts are that color whybraided?
Speaker 1 (48:06):
why was my first thought?
Like you have to pay to go onthose rides, I used to have a
pass as a kid, like when it wascamp snoopy.
I had a, like a season pass orwhatever.
My mom would take me and wewould go on the screaming yellow
ego which is now the DannyPhantom ride.
What is the Pepsi one?
(48:28):
What's that one now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
But Pepsi is in control of the mall of America.
I'm pretty sure Pepsi owns themall of America, and I'm not
even kidding.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
The like the orange roller coaster that kind of goes
around the entire one.
Oh, I think that's like anavatar ride now it's the pepsi
rip saw, oh and the um shout outplants at the mall on instagram
.
Do you follow that guy?
Speaker 2 (48:53):
um, I don't, but I do see the content a lot.
But also, now one of thegardeners has a tiktok, okay, so
okay, what does he actually?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
because I saw him on the mall of america tiktok and
then I was like this guy shouldget his own tiktok I was very
impressed.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I was like, oh, coming for my gig, I make
content about the plants at themall of america.
Do?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
you?
Yeah, do you like one video onit?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
I have a couple, I think okay, yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh my gosh, she's going so fast it's nuts wait and
I've like is she okay?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
and I've like seen that in real life.
I just was like wow, one ofthose must be malfunctioning I
feel like I've also seen it andI'm just like oh they're going
pretty crazy up there okay, wait, I have to watch this over
again because I want to see herget going.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
She's leaning to one side, she's leaning to the other
.
Oh my God, the way her feet arekicking.
I can't.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not making fun of her, I'mreally just like.
It is like funny to just seeher move spinning around Because
no one else is moving.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah, everyone else is just like, I'm just here for
the ride.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
I'm just here for the ride.
She's going crazy, okay.
Does she actually have her ownTikTok?
Yeah, she does, tara.
She's got almost 13,000followers.
Hello, she's epilepsy, okay.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Seems scary.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Okay.
Yeah, I'm like, is that safe ifyou?
Speaker 2 (50:21):
have epilepsy.
My dad had night epilepsy.
He would have seizures in hissleep.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Like caused by anything Neurological disorder.
I don't know, I am just like Ihave to save this so I can binge
watch her account later.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
What a special little treat.
Well, and then her best friendcomes and records her too, and
he has his own tiktok of himrecording her.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Well, yeah, because I went on her tiktok and I was
like there's no videos of herspinning, she's just recording
herself.
Oh okay, did you see?
Have you been watching MajorPup Rules at all, or no?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
I'm catching up.
I'm not caught up but BecauseAnne, the assistant, she's on
her game in this Duracell ad.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
She's a star.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah, I was like wow, she's a really good actress,
Love her.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
No, she's doing so well.
I love it.
Also, have you seen this catthat does pawpaw time?
Speaker 2 (51:28):
well, I love it also.
Have you seen this cat that?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
does pawpaw time?
Yes, kitty um.
Have you seen that cat?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
she's like going through her dick dog, sister.
They, the owner, calls hersister and she's like arabic,
and she's like sister and she'slike with the cat, and then they
wait the cat's all dressed upyeah, like the hijab and yeah
it's so cute she dresses him up.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah, I've seen that one too.
Oh, my goodness, I can't.
Did you watch the mech gal atall?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
no, I just watched the tiktok recaps the next day.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
I don't care about that I was kind of at work
checking on the live red carpet,just because I kind of like to
see pop culture in real time didyou see that?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
like she was like a queen of some country, just like
she was dressed in green, itkind of looked like a basic
outfit, but she just sprintedthrough the red carpet, didn't
stop at all.
She like waved for one pictureand just like on her way.
I don't think I saw that one.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I was waiting, so I was like what is Ariana Grande
going to wear and is TaylorSwift going?
To make a surprise appearance?
No, of course not.
Of course not.
She doesn't ever do what I wanther to do.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
All the heavy hitters weren't there this year too.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Well, do all the heavy hitters weren't?
Speaker 2 (52:46):
there this year too.
Well, I don't think blakelively wasn't even there right,
no, rihanna wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Kim and her fucking cardigan, what was that?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
that was an outfit she wasn't supposed to be
wearing.
Really, I guarantee it.
That's why she was like so,like well, I mean, obviously the
corset was like constricting,but I think she was like
uncomfortable because I thinkshe has everything so planned
out and this was, I think,whatever happens, she had like
this was her backup and shewasn't prepared for it, and
that's why she was like oh, yeah, she was.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Like I'm inspired by the sleeping beauty, like just
waking up in the morning andjust throwing on a cardigan yeah
, no, that was not planned.
That's what that inspirationwas uh, silly silly kim, yeah,
and chris jenner walkedseparately.
And then there was kendall.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Did kendall, yeah, kendall, and kylie kylie come
through, yeah oh yeah, kylie wasforgettable she had that weird
beige outfit so dope.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
I saw her she popped up in this ad on my tiktok and I
was like why do they have kyliejust sitting there like with
her hands on her hips, like shelooks so uninterested?
This she's like the new seasonof the kardashians.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Well, apparently that is also a dune advertisement.
What the heck?
Look at the background, theoutfit it's very dune oh, I.
Which the new Dune is on HBO,so I can't wait to watch that
have you seen the first one.
Yes, and the first time Iwatched it was on the plane when
I came back from Paris, and Idid not like it.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
But then I re-watched it and then I was like, okay, I
gotta know.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Everyone's telling me .
Speaker 2 (54:28):
I need to see the movie challenger.
Yeah, I think we do.
We should go see that.
Yeah, I'm down.
I miss going to the moviesgetting a little popcorn you, I
want to watch sunday.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
I have a threesome.
Oh yeah, I don't remember.
No one's told me why they likeit.
They're just like you.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Gotta see it yeah, it's apparently very does it
show boob?
Speaker 1 (54:40):
I'm assuming the day the damn.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Apparently she's like .
It's like based on a true storyof some tennis player who was
in this love triangle.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
But apparently it is really good.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down to go.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
And I like tennis.
I love Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
You like Wimbledon?
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
You would go to see a tennis match.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah, if it was Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Is yeah, you would go to see a tennis match yeah, if
it was wimbledon.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
That why you like pickleball?
Because it feels kind ofsimilar.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yes, I'm not good enough to play tennis.
Is it hard?
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I've only played it on the wii because you have to
like run and it's like oh yeah,I forgot, you gotta like and it
has to be angled right like theangle is what gets me.
My hand is never at the rightangle.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
I feel like, oh yeah, they grunt really hard.
Like the angle's what gets me.
My hand is never at the rightangle.
Ah oh, I feel like, oh yeah,they grunt really hard.
Ah, I just think of Ramona.
When she was getting in, ramonawas freaking out on Real
Housewives of New York on likeone of the first episodes.
She had a little match against,like Jill or something, jill
(55:44):
Zarin.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah, then she did it again on Ultimate Girls Trip.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
I would love to watch tennis.
Yeah, I don't think I'm down toplay.
I think volleyball would beeasier on me.
No, I don't think my knee cando any of that shit.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
What sport.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Can I do Pickleball, pickleball.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Is that easy?
Yeah, I don't think I actuallyknow what pickleball is.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's like tennis, but with a wiffle ball and ping
pong paddles.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Is that what Taylor was playing in her little purple
skirt?
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
It's a rich people.
Sport.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, skirt taylor, swift, I think so.
It's like it's a rich peoplesport.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, it was invented by like a rich family to
entertain their kids well intheir vacation home in the oh
fancy hang them all.
Oh well, we better get outthere and entertain our friends.
My gosh first episode back.
Thanks y'all.
If you listen to the very end,of us just like ranting I mean
you all love it.
We know you do oh we'll comemore organized next time.
(56:49):
I didn't have any topicsprepared.
I just wanted to talk aboutwhatever we've been up to and in
life in general this was justour welcome back to society
episode.
Well, right now.
Our update is I was just off mymeds until now, and now brain
is off now.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I'm off mine so.
So welcome to the chaos, baby.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
I didn't take mine today because I wanted to have
an appetite.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
And, mind you, this is not by choice.
We did not choose this life.
No, it was just the government,it was our state insurance.
They said give me that it waslike.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Nicki with the microphone, Nicki Minaj with the
microphone.
I'm going to make a little memeBecause I want to start doing
little Instagram posts.
That's like.
I mean, everyone does this fortheir podcast, I feel like, but
like a carousel of pictures ofstuff we talked about and like
little memes yeah.
Like I might take a picture ofyour little side table.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
People are going to be like, be like what well,
speaking of the brunch, uh,where brenna spilled the oh what
espresso martini when she wasin here.
It's actually still on herewhere's my vanderpump?
Speaker 1 (57:54):
pencil or pen?
Oh, I do have that somewherebrandon went to vanderpump paris
, but maybe we'll save that forthe next episode we got a.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
We got a lot of bravo .
To update you with a lot ofbravo, I'm back on blow deck but
below deck med.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
I'm in season seven now.
Already now it's gonna be belowdeck, um, down under, and then
below deck adventure yacht orwhatever, or sailing something,
I don't know.
There's a lot of them, yeah,and then the recent episode of
actual below deck.
I'm waiting for it to just allcome out.
I don't want to be, I'm not,I've decided I'm not a weekly
Bravo watcher.
It's too much and it's notenough.
(58:28):
Like one episode isn't enough.
It seems boring when it's justone little nugget.
Yeah.
I agree, Anyways where canpeople find you, Brandon?
You can find me atBrandonBotanicalcom and Brandon
Botanical on all platforms.
Where can they find you?
I am at Nicole Larson grows onInstagram, Tiki talk, Pinterest
(58:50):
and threads and go follow thepodcast at where are we
growingcom.
Do we have a website?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
I forget.
I don't have a good brain.
I'm just getting back Love,y'all See y'all.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
Okay, see y'all bye, bye.
hello, hello, hello.
Omg, we're back baby here weare.
Welcome back to female rage,the musical.
Oh my gosh, brandon, I shouldpretend like I haven't seen you
in months, but that's not true.
We've been living it up.
We have, We've been trying to,We've been enjoying our hiatus.
Yeah, I have like a list ofthings that we have to like
(00:29):
cover and blow through.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We have a lot I feel like we should start from like
the most recent what's beengoing on and then work backwards
, because then it'll start likethe most coherent, with the most
detail still in our brain.
Great, as we go we'll help youband.
Good, except work, you knowwell, now you work full-time, I
(00:51):
work full-time.
Yeah, it's a lot, it's anightmare.
I need you today and I'm sotired well, you were there.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, when did you get home?
Because I thought you werestill going to be at work when I
, when I tracked you, I was likeoh, here you are, I got home
like five.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It took an hour to get home an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my gosh, someone picked up one of my cabinets
today.
Uh, I sold my fabric core.
That's like kind of a nightmare, like it's a really uh it's.
It's just like it's beat up andI almost was gonna toss it out.
But I'm like no, someone willmake use of this.
I sold it for $20.
I was so over it.
I was like $20.
(01:27):
Someone come get it.
I should have known.
When this girl asked for thedimensions for her car, she's
like do you think it'll fit inthe average car?
I was like no, these things arekind of like they're not huge,
but like the fabric core, likethe wide one y'all.
No, it Like they're not huge,but like the fabric core like
the wide one y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, no, it's like it wouldn't fit in the cam and
the cam's big.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I was like I could.
I know I got it in mine becauseI had to.
I transported it while I'll putit together, but and I told her
it was heavy I still had tohelp them bring it out.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why did it take three people to bring it?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
to their little car.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh my gosh people, if you put it out front lock the
door and say you're not home.
Get on your game.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Why are we all so weak?
Because, yeah, I sold one of myMills bows Y'all.
I'm getting ready to move, so Iknow I'm not going to be able
to bring every cabinet with, soI'm just selling a couple of
them, um, and I the girl broughther boyfriend to get pick up
the mills.
Bow and I had to help himbecause she was like oh, I can't
carry this.
I was like, oh my gosh, come onum.
(02:31):
So the yeah, it did not fit inthe car and I watched them for
30 minutes like try and get itin there what did they end up
doing?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
oh my gosh okay.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So this thing was already like sealed.
I bought it for maya fromplanty queens.
She sealed it with like sometype of like clear, like caulk
or whatever caulk.
You know what I mean?
Caulking, whatever the fuckthat is.
Um, that's in like the littlecrevices around the glass.
(03:02):
They took it apart and I waslike I don't know how you got it
apart.
She asked me, like do you havean allen wrench?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I found one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You had to provide tools no, literally not it's 20,
it's 20 and I had to help youcarry this out like watch you.
I was, I she did.
Let me go back inside.
So I was watching for my windowbecause, like just knowing they
were still out there trying toget it in the car, I couldn't
not be just present, but frominside.
(03:29):
And then it starts raining, ohmy God.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It rained.
Yes, it rained for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What?
Just for a little bit I waslike, oh, you've got to be
kidding me.
I did not have an Allen wrenchthat fit it, because it's a very
specific type of little.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, the Ikea one is like a very specific size.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, Just a nightmare.
And so before I went backinside, I was like well, if it
doesn't fit, let me know, I'llsend you back your $20.
But then you have to bring itto my garbage out back.
I basically admitted like I'mgoing to throw this away if you
leave it here Because they hadtaken it apart.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I'm to throw this away.
If you leave it here becausethey had taken it apart, I'm
surprised they weren't like doyou have a tarp and rope?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
because, brandon, it was sticky.
Like if it were you, I feellike you would.
It was sticking out like fullyput together.
It was just sticking out of thetrunk.
I feel like you would have juststrapped that down and been
like, let's go, it'd be right onthe roof.
I was like, what is the problem?
Okay, yeah, so that was just anightmare.
That was way too way too muchof my day.
It took me I should look when Ilisted that, because it took me
(04:29):
so long to get that thing sold.
It's been at least like threeweeks because I in things I
immediately had people,interested people.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's just facebook marketplace is a nightmare okay,
I feel like minneapolis twincities facebook marketplace is
truly a nightmare.
I can't sell anything, and whenI finally do, I'm like okay,
well.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They're like well, can you meet me?
Oh my gosh, it says in the postpick up only.
Or I'll say pick up in NorthMinneapolis.
I still, I send them my addressand they're like I'm not going
there to pick that up and I'mlike, oh, come on.
I even specify like I'm in alittle house, there's usually
parking right in front, becauseyou know, some people don't like
to be like trying to park andthey think minneapolis, and they
(05:08):
think, oh my god, I'm gonnafind somewhere to park.
And no, it's just, it's toomuch.
But oh my gosh, we went to twoconcerts together recently.
Was that the first?
Have we ever gone to a concerttogether before that?
I don't think so.
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I was going to say something, but I'm going to keep
that to myself.
What I'll tell you?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm scared.
What are you talking about?
First, we went and saw NickiMinaj, nicki the Ninja, Nicki
the Barbie.
Yeah, that was pretty iconic.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I wasn't originally playing on Go, okay, y'all,
literally I was.
Nicki was in my top listen toartists of the.
You remember we went over ourlittle recaps, or whatever.
So Brandon gets tickets withoutme and he's like you wouldn't
have wanted, wanted to pay whatI paid anyways, and I was like,
okay, well, fuck me, I guess.
And then he's like okay, nowthere's other people that want
to go, so I guess, do you wantto sit in back with them?
(06:09):
and I was like sure I guess,sure, I guess that's fine, it
was okay.
Like the target, like thetarget center way up top, it is
steep y'all I was scared it'slike Well, I've decided, I don't
like the Target Center.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I get it now.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well then, the second concert we went to was a lot
easier to get out of.
Nicki was packed and peoplewere not very good at like
walking.
No, people weren't very quickwith it.
But, yeah, nicki Minaj prettygood.
And then, oh my gosh, and thenwe saw Bigfoot Shut up.
Brandon, that's so mean.
(06:51):
Well, I am Team Meg.
We went and saw Megan, meganThee Stallion, maybe just
because I think she's hotter.
I'm obsessed with her.
She's so hot.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, they're both probably in the top 10 most
gorgeous people I've ever seenin real life.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But it was, uh, it was pretty good and except for
someone threw up in our aisle-nightmare has that ever happened
to you at a concert before?
well, yes, that's actuallyhappened to me, but it was in a
pit someone yeah someone pukedin a pit when I was at cash
alone, so that was gross so Iand here's the thing I don't
(07:29):
care if people drink, but Ihonestly brain and think it's
like embarrassing and goofy andsilly if you're throwing up
before said event has startedI'm used to people throwing
because, like the people whowere that, the people who were
throwing up, that was definitelyalcohol related.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
We're like I'm used to people throwing up because
they're on drugs I literallythrew up last weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I already blocked that out of my mind y'all, I'm
gonna have to put a poll up oninstagram of how many people,
because I know that it is acommon story for people to like
throw up in an uber.
You know what I mean like drunkat the end of the night but in
in broad daylight.
While while driving I havepuked all over myself, Like
(08:08):
while driving and the car'smoving.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Three times.
That has never happened to methat's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I was like, oh my gosh again.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I mean, there's been times where I didn't know my
nose was bleeding and I justthink it's like a drippy nose,
I'm like not paying attention.
Then I look down and I'm justcovered in blood.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
okay I'm the opposite .
I always have a drippy nose andthen I think that it's blood
and it never is that's yeah.
I don't think I've ever evenhad a bloody nose, maybe one
time, really, yeah, wow, I'vealso never broken a bone that I
haven't, besides my tailbone.
I probably already said that onthis podcast.
You know how you have yourgo-to list of fun facts.
(08:50):
I don't know when they goaround and say something
interesting in the room, I don'tknow.
That's my interesting thing.
Well, why did I write downstadium hot dog?
Because I have a stadium hot dogat both nikki and megan I I
love a good stadium hot dog, onethat's or like because it's in
the same realm as like a gasstation hot dog.
(09:12):
I love a gas one that's beenlike kind of sitting there
rotating holiday roller dogsomething that's just been
jalapeno cheddar waiting for meto come get it for hours.
It's just questionable onionsand the way that it just gets
rolled up in tinfoil like itdoesn't even look like a hot dog
at this point, when I like openit back up.
(09:33):
Oh, I feel like my our maincomplaint, I think with megan,
was the sound was awful terriblecouldn't hear anything we're in
section, I think 112, maybe 113I don't know, we were right
around the side, um, but my maincomplaint with nikki is that I
(09:53):
couldn't see her because shedidn't have herself on that
screen.
Hello, we could actually seemegan on the little shaking her
ass.
I was like, oh my gosh, I wasgoing to try and look up Section
109.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's where we were.
Oh, I was thinking.
Yeah, I was thinking, thenumbers went the other way.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh my gosh and Phaedra.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh yeah, we met the queen.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We've been doing a good amount of bothering
celebrities.
This year.
We have yeah, that was part ofmy new year's resolution.
I think I'm doing a really goodjob with it.
Um, yes, because you, you knowy'all they have those like
themed drag brunches andsometimes, every once in a while
, they get like an actual, likesemi-famous person to host it.
Mm-hmm, it was phaedra parks ofreal housewives of atlanta but
(10:48):
when we get there they go.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Phaedra's, not here we don't know if she's gonna be
and I'm like and already we werekind of cranky it's like are
you fucking for real?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
this plant back here is huge brandon.
Yeah, my gosh, we didn't evenlike this is the first episode
back and we didn't even likeacknowledge that.
Like we're just huge Brandon.
Yeah, my gosh, we didn't evenlike this is the first episode
back and we didn't even likeacknowledge that.
Like we're just going to talkabout whatever we want to talk
about.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's our podcast.
Let's talk about what we wantto talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, we were going to make like a formal
announcement of like we're notgoing to be talking about plants
as much.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We'll still be talking about plants very much
of the podcast at this point.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's just a lot of pressure now.
Now I just want to talk aboutwhatever I want to talk about,
because that's the podcasts thatI listen to yeah, we've.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We've gone through it all, so we'll keep you updated.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But which one is this one branded?
That's a palatiflorum you stillcan't say that palatiflorum
yeah, it's big, I mean thisthing is.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh no, look at the wangle dangle leaf.
It's too big for that cupboard.
I gotta get it out where it's.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh my gosh, is it that one?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
no, the one smushed in the corner and look at, look
at the clarinarium you gave me,look at how huge those leaves
are like this one, I pointed outthis one, that's the same plant
yeah, oh yeah, but that's thebig leaf, jesus what the hell?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
yeah, brandon's plants are still actually doing
pretty well.
Mine are not well, except for Ihave this mystery pest that I
don't know what it is well, youknow, you do have thrips I think
they're thrips because theydon't turn into adults well,
like in the cabinet in there,you had a bunch of thrips, oh
yeah last year, but like thethings that I thought were
thrips in there are also on likethese.
(12:26):
Maybe we can show you some in alittle bit, but yeah, oh, I
still always like your staghorn,fern too, it's doing good which
ones did you put?
Outside.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh my gosh um so far just my big ones.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Your big monster.
I thought you were gonna sellthat big monster.
Do people keep like passing?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
well, it requires someone to come and pick it up
and it's very large.
It is pretty big and I reallydon't want to sell it, but
there's just no space.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, I don't think Brenna's letting that thing come
back in here.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's going to be its last summer here.
I did set up two greenhouses.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Did you really?
Yeah, I don't even see them.
They're in the back right onthis wall.
Oh, I see.
I see in the reflection of themirror.
Okay, so phaedra?
Yeah, so we were supposed tohave, because of course, we paid
for the meet and greet.
We were supposed to have themeet and greet before the brunch
(13:20):
, um, and there was two seatingsthat day, one at like and one
at like 3 pm.
Yeah, yeah.
So we get there and we like getour little like wristband or
something.
Is it a wristband?
A little drink ticket, whatever, why were all the wine glasses?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
dirty Crusty Like y'all, not even.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm not talking like fingerprints, I'm talking yeah,
like lipstick, oh yeah, lipstickold wine stick, yes, sticky red
wine yuck.
I was like no, I can't like.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm normally not a complainer, but I was like
nicole, that's bad, you gotta goget it, yeah, I was like I
can't do this, I'm sorry, um no,because I'm pretty sure the
entire tray, like the entirelike stack that they had, I
think was all supposed to be goget cleaned.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I think they were all dirty because nate was also
like, yeah, mine's gross, can'tbe doing that.
So yeah, because we got, um,what is bottomless mimosas that
slowly started turning into justorange juice, bottomless oj
yeah, I was like okay all right,that's what we're doing here.
But we were like okay, so likewhere do we go for the meat and
(14:23):
grate?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
and they were like we don't really know we'll find
out, yes, we go sit down andit's just like loud ass music
music you've ever heard, whileyou're just trying to chill yeah
, because we were like, okay,let's just eat.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I guess the most random hodgepodge of food I've
ever seen.
Food was really good.
It was good.
Yeah, I would go back there.
It was very random, I was likeoh okay, I guess I have this red
velvet cupcake and um a biscuitsome fruit um, I still think
about that.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Crab dip, crab dip.
Yeah, there was southern crabdip.
Why?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
do I not remember the side table right side?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
it's newer brenna.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I didn't know you were like a, a cane, like lover
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Brenna just bought this and it was way too small
for her bed because her bed'slike up to here, so she gave it
to me nice.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So yeah, we met phaedra.
Okay, so you, you knew one ofthe drag queens you want to talk
about that yeah, hopefully theydon't listen to this, oh,
please hi luna so I tend to uhget hit on by drag queens when
they're performing.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
And this one I was like saw at a drag show
previously.
And then I was like, oh my god,they follow me on instagram and
like, hit me up all the timeand here here I am looking like
an asshole.
I was like, oh God, but thebest queen.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
What.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
What was the name?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Was it the one that was Andy Cohen?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
A delicious appetizer .
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So you may have seen it on TikTok because it because
it went really viral on tiktok,yeah.
But so this queen comes outdressed because it was traders.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Technically it was supposed to be traders because I
was listening and, um, theywere like, oh, there's actually
someone else coming out rightnow.
And then the queen who washosting it was like oh, I didn't
hear about this and I stilldon't remember.
I don't know if that wasactually serious.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It seemed genuine, like she was like what are you
talking about?
Like there's like a last minutequeen coming out, like that's
so annoying that was not part ofthe plan that was kind of the
vibe all of a sudden, someone inthe traitor's cloak and like
this giant wig comes out.
Yeah, because it's supposed tobe like Phaedra's hair and it's
like the Traitors theme song andthen it hits the crescendo and
(16:49):
they whip it off and it wasfucking burgalicious.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bergy from Love Island and Traitors.
Do you watch Love Island?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've watched the UK version.
I think that's what everybodysays, now that Ariana is hosting
the UK version, but that's whateverybody says Now that now
that Ariana is hosting the USversion, I might watch the
season, because I still don'tknow how like what it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I know it's like a like a love connection show, but
I don't really know what it'sabout.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's like, basically, they just take a lot of hot
people, put them in a house andit's like they do challenges and
like they've tried to find love, but I don't know, it's very
vapid.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I mean shocker.
They all are, Aren't there.
Which one do I watch?
I've been watching Love isblind.
That one's just getting worseand worse.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I will watch the Minneapolis one, though I'm
convinced, like everyone'sconvinced, they're going to know
someone on it and I'm like it'sjust going to be some like.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I was surprised there wasn't more, because we were
getting the updates of themfilming and, like people
recording TikTok, I was like, ohmy God, I saw them today and
then it just stopped out ofnowhere.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I was okay.
I thought I would maybe seethem come into my work to you
know, a fresh set to get a freshset?
Yeah, um, okay, I guess Ihaven't talked about where I
work now I don't know if I'll dothat or not.
That's not even interesting.
We have more important thingsto talk about.
Um, but yeah, we ended up.
They was like housewives themeddrag performances.
They were good, they were verygood and one of them even being
(18:28):
an Andy Cohen drag, I was like Ithought Andy Cohen would maybe
repost me.
Finally, come on, andy, payattention to me on Instagram.
Andy, if you're listening tothis, will you message me back
on Instagram Please?
I still need to call in.
That's one of my things I gotgotta do before the end of the
year is I gotta call in on theserious xm because they take,
(18:49):
they take callers and I want tobe like hello, tell me about
when you went to the saloonhopefully they actually let you
ask your own question yeah, sothey do.
When you, when you call in Ithink they have you talk to a
producer or someone, obviouslythere's someone answering the
phone and you tell them what youwant to say, because then they
(19:11):
tell Andy first and he'll belike all right, deb's on the
line and Deb's apparently reallymad at me, deb, what have you
got to say, deb?
Or like, oh, brandon's on theline and wants to talk about the
Vanderpump Rules episode fromlast night.
It kind of has to be eitherinteresting or on topic from
what they've been talking about,and sometimes they just
(19:31):
sometimes Andy cuts them offright away.
Sometimes they go on, and on,and on, and on and on, and I'm
like and they do have theirrepeat callers, of course,
because some people do that theyjust make it their personality
to bother celebrities and Ithink I would really enjoy that.
I'm looking into it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
A professional celeb stalker.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Have you seen that dude on TikTok that spawns in
front of celebrities and singsto them?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
What.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You ever see this dude?
Oh my God.
His videos Y'all.
If you're listening, you knowwhat I'm talking about His
videos with Jamesames charles Iam incredulous, right he just
I'm going to show you afterwardsbecause he.
He just finds celebrities and heobviously lives in la so he has
easier access to them.
He even got in front of joebiden and he's saying um, um I,
(20:23):
national Anthem, whatever thatLana Del Rey song.
But he recently found Jojo Siwa.
He did one in front of JackAntonoff.
He sang Antihero in front ofJack Antonoff Because everyone's
like find Taylor Swift, I'mlike that one's going to be
tough.
Yeah no, but he's got in frontof some crazy people.
He just got in front of ParisHilton and she actually was a
(20:44):
really good sport about it.
She was dancing to his singing.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, Paris Hilton seems really fucking cool.
I love Paris Hilton and I'vealways been a Paris stan.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I love Paris Hilton.
Oh my gosh, did I send you thevideo of her and her baby and
how she's all tan and her baby'slike?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yes, I did see that that was so funny.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She's like you're so pale Her voice.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I don't think it's okay to spray tan a baby.
Yeah, she's like, or can?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
we?
No, I'm obsessed.
I started watching that Parisgets married, or whatever the
heck.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh yeah, I did watch the first couple episodes of
that.
I forgot I did that, I thinkbecause you didn't and I was
like I could watch it too, her Idon't like her husband no he
gives bad vibes, he's weird.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, he's giving me not good vibes.
I don't like him at all.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
But speaking of babies, are you on conscious
baby talk Me.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well then I saw a video of this girl who's like oh
my gosh, you guys are stupid.
That baby's actually a lotolder than you think it is.
Yeah, I was like that's a longboy, that's a big baby.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, I'm like you know it's viral if Brayden's
getting like children on hisTikTok, I did say abolish kids
today.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh my God, um god, where was I the other day?
And there was screaming kids.
Oh no, it was on a tiktok.
I was like I don't want to be ahater, so I was scrolling
through the comments.
You know like when you think ofsomething and you're like I
wonder if someone's commentedthis, and you start going
through the comments and you'relike, and then you're like, oh,
other people are hearing it, oror you're like, oh, I'm just a
horrible person apparently so noone else has said this but this
(22:24):
girl was was doing something.
She was doing a little paintingand I think she was at a kid's
birthday party or somethingwhile she was painting this
thing and she had a cute soundin the background and I wanted
to be like mute your fuckingvideo.
No one wants to hear thosescreaming kids in the background
of this video.
I want to watch you paint, butI am going to turn the volume
(22:44):
down on my phone.
I can't.
I can't, like, use your brain alittle bit.
Oh God, we haven't even gottento.
We lined up to meet Phaedra.
She was really nice.
She smelled really good.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't remember her smelling, but I was freaking out
, I was panicking.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
She like almost licked you.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, I did not see that she's like.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
So we hugged, I guess , and she like licked, like
pretended to lick my neck.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
She was like what did she say?
She's like, oh boy, you fine.
She's like, do we take thepicture?
And she's like flags ofphotography.
She was like send me that one,send me that one.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She said she liked my outfit.
I was like we were supposed tomake t-shirts.
I knew deep down that wasn'tgoing to happen.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I did not have faith in y'all for those t-shirts we
were going to make, we weregoing to make t-shirts that had
Phaedra Parks quotes on them towear for her.
Oh, it would have been cute tomake an extra and give to her.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, next time I feel like luanne would wear that
.
I don't know if phaedra would.
Luanne like packs really lighttoo.
She'd probably be like oh, Ican wear this on the plane
tomorrow.
She does.
She said that she was like,which is why she like.
The day after we saw luan de laseps at the mystic lake casino,
(24:11):
um which tom sandoval wasrecently here, why didn't we go
see?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I guess, I guess, yeah, technically that was a
concert we went to.
We did not go see thompson.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, uh, I guess we saw luan live of this, of this
cabaret, um the same thing.
She wore at countess cabaret.
She went and wore the next dayat bravo con she didn't even
change she didn't, yeah, and shehad her little.
She didn't wash her hair, shehad her little fedora on um
hiding her greasy hair relatablego off.
(24:42):
But I was just like, come onthe way on, you are wearing your
outfit, like we know we can asimple Instagram search.
We can see it's in your promovideos and you're on stage in
that outfit.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And it wasn't even that cute of an outfit.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, it was that stupid green jumpsuit, giovanni
green jumpsuit, feeling Giovanni, do, do, do, do, do do.
I can't imagine if that made mytop five song, I wouldn't be
surprised.
Well, it's between good as gold.
Chic C'est La Vie was on mylike, suggested, like, ooh, want
(25:20):
to listen to this again, Likeyou, clearly listen to it a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Chic, c'est La.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Vie.
I want to learn like the like,the verses, like where she's
like I don't know she's she'sgoing off.
She's got a lot of lyrics inthere.
She's got a lot to say well, Ireally want to see sonia.
I I keep bothering Sonia in herInstagram comments.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Something's going on with her.
What with her face?
Well, no, I think.
Just in general, I feel like Idon't know.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I think she's always been a little like cuckoo,
always been a little weird.
I have on here I finally gotCOVID, because this note is from
like January, february,february.
That was way back in january,february the second.
I got co-workers, I got sick, uh, once a month for three months
(26:16):
consecutively it's like being ateacher literally I was like
it's like a petri dish, but weat my work we clean a lot.
Yeah, I don't know, it's not,it's better now.
Now I got allergies.
Now I'm taking allergy medswhat the heck?
Which, okay, my dumb ass.
Um.
So someone at work told me like, oh, don't get the one that's
(26:37):
like 24 hours, like you're gonnabe up for two days.
And I will say yeah because,like, if you get the non-drowsy
one, that means there's likedrugs in that to keep you awake.
Basically, they have to replacethe non-drowsy like that means
there's like drugs in that tokeep you awake.
Oh, basically, they have toreplace the non-drowsy Like you
know what I mean they got tocounteract it.
So because there's, like, Ithink, a 12, I don't know if
there's a six hour, but there'sa 12 hour and like 24 hour.
Maybe there's like a 16 hour,18 hour, I don't know.
(26:58):
So I want to be sleepy.
I'm sleepy as it is.
Benadryl knocks me out, so Igot the clear to non-drowsy and
the person at work told me thatI would be up all night and sure
as hell, instead of likepassing out at like 9 10, which
I normally do, I get sleepy kindof early.
I was like, why is it 1 am andI'm still up?
(27:19):
like I was like okay, I look onthe bottle.
I got the 24 hour, 24 hournon-drowsy got taken in the
morning I did or maybe take itat night when you are sleepy.
I don't know, maybe it has beenhelping, because it's I mean,
bringing my watery eyes youcould attest.
Yeah, they were bad, wild.
(27:40):
Yeah, I'm over it.
I also don't like having tocomplain about it every day,
because I will if there's onething about me, I'm gonna
complain about it.
So you're welcome everybody.
We were also just at plant con,pc 24.
We went on a little trip downto houston again houston baby
(28:04):
now I feel like okay.
So I was at the oddities expoover the weekend and one of the
the vendor the curiosities andoddities expo that was at the um
.
You don't get ads for that noit's something that was at the
convention center and it's likea traveling thing.
It's a lot of like.
Oh, I didn't post it on mystory because I didn't know if
people would be funded by thetaxidermy that's where, because
(28:25):
I put you know, did you see thebutterfly thing?
I posted you're like what?
These like these, likebutterfly things?
Oh, I think I did see that, butthen let's see this like this
squirrel has like a little.
It's a squirrel with a guitarin a rocking chair.
Look at this little frog.
It has eyelashes.
Oh my god, yeah, so it's.
(28:46):
Yeah, there's a lot ofinteresting stuff.
And they had this dick soap atone of the booths.
Tell me why it had one of thesuctions on the back, on the
bottom of it, so you could stickit on the side of the oh my god
shower so that when you have tolike, get the soap off of it.
Speaking of that, um, we werewatching naked attraction we
(29:10):
should watch more of that later.
Oh, heather will be down I thinkno, actually, I think it's been
very healthy for me.
It's like desensitized me.
I'm less scared of the bodyparts same.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah right, I think did the same thing for brenna
too.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
When we first were watching she was like yeah, at
first I was like shield my eyeswhen I made I bring caroline
watch it and she's like on thefloor screaming literally I was
dying.
I was like I can't, uh, it's somuch all at once.
So yeah, if you guys have notseen naked attraction um viewer,
discretion is advised Highlyadvised.
(29:49):
I made my friend Anita watch itand her comment she's like why
do they not allow MSG over there, but they allow this?
They are so strict with whatthey put in their food, but on
TV they're like anything goes.
Dicks out, labia out.
Is this on HBO?
Yeah, max HBO, of course.
Of course it's HBO, but theydon't have seasons 7 through 12.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
There's 12 seasons of that Ozzy's on season 11.
Who the guy with the footlongdick?
It's crazy, it is nuts.
Me and Heather watched it inVegas.
We were like Dylan's trying totake a nap and we're like, ah,
screaming I guess we were likedylan's trying to take a nap and
we're like I can't, I can't, Ican't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, we went to houston.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Um, yeah, plant con this year was a lot different
than last year because it was alot bigger.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I don't even know if we saw all of it.
Oh my gosh, that's so brainy.
I kept taking laps on my ownbecause I just needed to not be
rushed and like, look around ateverything it was.
It was a lot, it was at thesame location, but it was like
they made the room bigger.
Um, lots of vendors.
Uh, costa Farms was there.
I kind of was expecting morefrom them, though.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I'm like where are the trending tropicals?
Like hello, they brought aschool bus.
I didn't even go in and I waslike no, and then they had just
a bunch of their basic ass likeoffice plants, and then they did
give them all away at the endfor free.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
oh, my god people were going crazy and brit was
like, let me help and I was likelet me just organize this
entire convention.
I I'm like Britt, you gottachill out.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I wish I had her, like her ambition, just a sliver
of it.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
She just has a lot more will to live than we do, I
think, is the issue.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well, I was like how do you do all this, britt?
She's like cause I have to.
I'm like that's not enough forme.
I will be homeless, lightingfires in the dumpsters to keep
warm.
You know.
(31:54):
You're like I could findanother friend to sit on their
sleep, on their couch.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
You have endless friends.
As long as I keep my carpayments up, I'll just live in
my car car payments up, I'lljust live in my car.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't think I could ever live in like a, like a
tiny house or like a I don'tknow like van van life I don't
think I could do van lifebecause I have so many things
and I like my things, I lovethings, I value my things, like
heather's always like I loveyour house.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
It has so many amenities and I'm like, yeah,
anytime, anytime, an amenityneeds to be.
I hear of a new amenity.
It's here, it's in this house.
Amenity breaks, I buy a moreexpensive amenity, just like I
did yesterday with my goodespresso maker.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So which one did you get?
Is it the same brand?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
So it's the same brand but it's like the top of
the line one that's touchscreen.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
And then it, oh my gosh, you know what would be
crazy.
I mean, then it would just betoo, I think, automatic.
But what if you could connectto your phone and be like, okay,
start making my drink for me.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
so it's ready.
There are fully automatic oneslike that, but they're like
$3,000.
And I just that's too much.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I think I hear Heather.
I heard a squeak of some sort.
Okay, but I almost ended upbuying this cute little frog bag
at the Oddities Expo over theweekend.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, that's really cute.
I don't know why you didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, I picked it up, Brandon.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
The cheapest.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It was like Sherpa, but it wasn't lined with
anything, so it was like justthe one, like it just felt like
as thin as paper.
Yeah, it kind of gave me theecho like if this is like ten
dollars, maybe it was like 35dollars and I'm like just a, I
have alerted three people totheir potential tism due to
their fabric ick proclivities.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
They're like wait, is that?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
why, I don't like these certain fabrics I'm like,
oh, lately I've been going on alittle popsicle walk that's so
cute.
That's like my new favoritething on your story yeah, I just
like grabbing a little popsicleon my break at work, as, like
the sun is still out where areyou getting these popsicles?
I bought them and I keep themin the freezer at work.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Has anyone eaten any of them?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well, I wrote on the box for everyone, but people
haven't really taken me up on it.
Well, because someone's got toeat the grapes Grape ones.
I like grape popsicles.
Oh, I don't.
It tastes like medicine.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Well, I also had to take like prescription codeine
as a kid so I think I have aweird like trauma response slash
yeah, unhealthy relationshipwith that flavor.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
You like it because you're like ooh drugs.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
This was nostalgic of my dramatic childhood.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I just eat the red or the orange ones.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Orange.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Orange.
Yeah, like when you get thepack of popsicles like the
classic popsicles, that's myleast favorite.
You don't like orange.
What about cake?
Do you have an opinion on theStarburst flavors?
Then Cherry Lemon, my leastfavorite, you don't like orange.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What about?
Okay, do you have like anopinion on the starburst flavors
?
Then cherry, lemon, orange,strawberry huh, which is the
strawberry, the pink one yeah,okay I hate that one, that one's
everyone's favorite, and Ithink it's disgusting you hate
the pink one I'll eat it, but II love pink ones.
Like when you get the two packand it's two reds, I'm like oh.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
They're just good.
I do like red flavored thingstypically.
I love artificial cherry.
Mm-hmm, me too, except I don'tlike and I don't fuck with this
artificial blue or purple,especially blue Look.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I like artificial blue, yuck and purple.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, I'll do green, like for Jolly Ranchers, I'll do
green, green apple.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I don't like green apple, but I do like artificial
lime.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Eh, I don't even like , I can't even think of what
that tastes like.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Do you remember the old green Skittles?
Maybe you're too young.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Okay, do the Skittles actually taste different from
one another?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I don't think they do anymore.
They used to.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, I was like I sort them because of autism, but
I'm pretty sure it's just likean M&M where it's all the same.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
But the Wildberry ones are different.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I think the flavored ones are different Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Wildberry Skittles are probably my favorite candy.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Are you a sour candy person?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I do like them, yeah, but I don't go to them.
But if they're offered to meI'm like nom, nom, nom nom.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
That's like me every once in a while, like that or
like salt and vinegar chips.
Sometimes I just need my mouthto hurt.
Real bad, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I'm more likely to do that than like a hot chip or
like hot Cheetos.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, I like the hot butter, but I had some hot
Cheetos today actually.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Was it one of the bags that's here in your house?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, I did have those some last time I was here
because there was just nothingelse to eat and I just needed to
do something.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Well, and I'm pretty sure at that point we had 400
bags.
So, yeah, I was like I'm, I'mgonna take care of a couple of
these for you.
Brenna didn't believe me thatthey repackaged, and so she gave
them all to her work for theirlike commissary store.
And then she was like, okay, ittakes me a lot to admit I was
wrong, but you were right, theydid repackage them and I'm kind
of mad they're all at work.
(37:17):
But if they put up a fuss I'mgonna be like I brought them
here well, I just got through.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Also, I grabbed a bunch of Rice Krispie treats too
from y'all.
I don't know where those camefrom.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, those were also .
See, I hate Rice Krispie treats.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
You don't like Rice Krispie bars.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I like Cocoa Krispie bars.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Ew, like the brown ones.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, because it tastes like chocolate.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
No, they don't.
You know what I fuck with.
And you won't get this unlessyou're midwestern.
It's the scotch-a-roo, that'sthe peanut butter Rice crispy
with the chocolate on top.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Oh, I hate those.
What?
It's a texture thing, I think,and it's kind of rich.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It's one of my faves.
Do you like tiramisu?
I like tiramisu.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Now I'm just now, I'm just going through foods did
you end up having mcdonald'stoday?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
no you got the wendy's though.
Yeah, okay, I messaged you oninstagram and I was not.
I didn't, I didn't.
It was news to me that they hadthis bucket of nuggets well,
okay, I keep seeing that allover tiktok how many nuggets is
it?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
it's technically, technically, not 50.
It's 48.
And they've always had it.
It's $12.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I think it was a good deal.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's a really good deal, but you have to wait like
20 minutes yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's like when I went to McDonald's and I ordered two
cookie totes, literally theywere pissed, because y'all a
cookie tote is 13 cookies and Iordered two cookie totes and
they have to make them hot andfresh, because me and kyle used
to get the wendy's nugget bucketand we'd be like family nuggets
(38:53):
and they'd be like, fine, pullinto a spot, we'll bring it to
you well, because I wonder ifthey have.
Okay.
So have you seen the videos ofpeople when they're working at
McDonald's?
Have you seen the littledrawers that they cook things in
?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
So I wonder if it's the similar thing at Wendy's?
How many are they cooking at atime?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Well, I'm assuming they have to fry it.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
But I'm assuming they just come in a big bag and they
have to count out 48 nuggetsyeah, and I guess in the, in
terms of fast food, that'sprobably annoying unless a bag
is 48, and that's why it is 48maybe, maybe they come packaged
as 48 nuggets so if you work orhave ever worked, oh yeah,
message us.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That's our first message.
Request if you work at wendy's,how many nuggets in one bag?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
or box whatever.
I would assume it'd be like 300, so you'd have to like one, two
, that'd be annoying.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh, I would be so much fatter if I worked at a
fast food place.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
It'd be awful but then maybe it'd make us like,
not like fast food well, yeah, Iwould probably ruin the magic,
okay.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
So because people, anyone who ever works at
mcdonald's, I think, a lot ofthe time they're like oh yeah,
now that I know like how thatshit's made, like it disgusts me
, I and I don't think I wouldwant the magic ruined.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I learned to talk about fun fact okay, you know
how it's grade d meat orwhatever no, what does that mean
?
Well, it's like the lowestquality meat you can like sell
or whatever.
It's not because it's not meator like that.
There's anything wrong with it.
It's because most meat is madefrom like adolescent cows, while
they're still like tender andjuicy taco bell sources only
(40:34):
ethically sourced old cow meat.
So they wait until these cowshave produced and they're about
to die and then they say we'lltake these poor dying cows and
make these tacos out of them.
So technically, it's the mostethically responsible fast food
to eat, and I do eat it.
(40:55):
Should we get taco bell?
Yeah, no, actually can we?
Okay, because I want to have,like, some type of last time it
took forever, did?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
did it not take 300 days for it to arrive?
Last time?
I'm just impatient.
Yeah, earlier I ordered Subwayand it took a ridiculous amount
of time.
I was like, come on it's Subway, it takes them two seconds to
put it together.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Put it in the bag.
Speaking of Subway, I got thenew honey mustard Sub the other
day.
It was fine.
Okay, I got the new honeymustard sub the other day, it
was fine.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Okay, can we talk about that footlong?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
cookie.
I did almost get the footlongpretzel.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I just feel like there's no fucking way.
That thing's got to bedisgusting.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
But then the only dipping sauce was honey mustard.
I'm like, but it's AuntieAnne's.
Where's the marinara and thecheese sauce?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh yeah, where's the cheese?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Cheese dip, honey mustard the only option which I
will eat honey mustard like whenit's in a trio of sauces for a
pretzel.
I can't.
But it's not my sole sauce.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I can't fathom getting a churro from Subway.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Is it actually foot long?
I feel like they're longer, arethey not?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
A regular like a Six Flags churro yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Oh, I have not been to an amusement park in a very
long time.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, you drove up in the car.
How?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
are you going to handle a roller coaster?
I mean, that was a good read,that is true.
No, honestly, it doesn't makeme nauseous, it makes me more
want to cry.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
It fills you with dread.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
I don't really Okay.
So here's the thing I'm betterat ones that are like there all
the time if it's like one thatjust gets set up in a day like a
carnival or something like that, or the ones that like the
state fair.
No, I don't like I do love agood scrambler um, I like even
though this one is probably themost puke inducing um the
(42:43):
tilt-a-whirl and that's it's.
It's like a little like shellshaped thing, and you like spin
it around and you're like oh,and you're.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's like a ferris wheel, but you're also like this
no what's that one okay let me.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
I don't know what you're talking about let me look
up.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
is a tilt-a-whirl the one where you're like on the
wall no, and you're like smushedagainst it?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
No, you're in your own little pod.
There's multiple pods that aregoing around Tilt-a-whirl, I
think, a tilt-a-whirl and ascrambler might be the same
thing.
No, that one See, they're goingaround like that.
And there's a little circle andyou're twisting it and it like
(43:25):
that and there's a little likecircle and you're like and
you're twisting it and it, it,it can really whip you around.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Are you on the ultimate shell shock swirler of
mall of america, tiktok twirlerspinner shell shock are you
talking about?
It's this, it's this girl whoand I've seen it happen, I've
seen it in real life many timeswhen I'm just sitting there on
my lunch break and it's thisgirl who goes on the shell shock
ride at Mall of America in theNickelodeon little universe
Shell shock ride and they'relike little planes.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh, that's the Ninja Turtles one.
Yes, oh, that one's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
And she starts before the ride goes.
She gets it going and it startslike woof, woof to each side
and then it's just like.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Everyone else is like kind of like and hers is just
like so this girl, like, doesthis a lot every day.
She shows up every day to ridethat ride and she rides it full
time.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
She's like very autistic.
But it makes her specialinterest is the shell shock ride
at at moa and so like, and thenI saw her tiktok, and then I
was seeing all these people andthey're like the queen of the
shell shock hey, do you get thiscoach guy on your tiktok?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I have never seen that in my life okay, so
apparently coach is back in likecoach purses.
There's this guy who I thinkwell he works for coach and he's
like just showing off the bagsand he's talking like he doesn't
ever make like a facialexpression as he's talking.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
He's just like bag charm onto the bag, like so.
Next I'm going to take theopposite end of the bag charm
and attach it to.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
He doesn't ever make like a facial expression as he's
talking, he's just like.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
There are some cute coach bags.
They're just expensive again,so I can't pay for that.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Well, there's this other dude.
Okay, so I was going to look itup Shell shock ride.
There was this other dude whomakes it.
Y'all sorry if our sound is bad.
I'm probably not holding themicrophone where I should be,
but I think the sound is goodwell, don't like.
Okay, we didn't know how towork this thing before and it's
been five months, so and we loseour skills quick.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Give us a break.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
We forget, like there's so many like things that
I know how to do brain that Ijust don't know how to do
anymore.
Like I worry that I have a lotI don't know how to do anymore.
Like I worry that I have a lot.
I don't know how to crochetanymore.
I probably have waited too long.
I don't know how to cookanymore.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
I can only make Trader Joe's prepackaged meals.
I used to be like a Michelinstar chef and now I'm like how
do I heat up?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
a TV dinner.
You used to like bake dinner.
I'd be like, let me make someemp scratch, let's get out the
flour.
It's probably because youtransition into getting the
meals where it's like the littlethe recipe and they send you
everything you need now that youdon't have to think about what
to have every night, and thenand then if I like, if you set
(46:13):
me loose in a grocery store, I'mlike uh oh yeah, I was walking
around trader joe's earlier likea dumb ass.
I just didn't know.
I had to look at everyindividual thing.
Okay, so they don't make itvery easy to find stuff at
Trader Joe's.
Because I was like, okay, Iwant to grab the cheese curds.
(46:33):
And I'm looking down the aisleI'm like, well, now I've got to
go look at each individualfrozen item to see where it is.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
And there's four aisles.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
How do I end up doing four laps?
Oh yeah, I went down everyaisle like at least twice, maybe
three times and then people arejust like crashing into you.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I'm like yes, because it's tiny.
Yeah, I was like I'm sorry onetime there was like this old
lady and I had to be like excuseme, will you get away from me?
Speaker 1 (47:00):
oh, my gosh is this her.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Oh my gosh, oh, she's got a special seat.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
She has a special one , that's the one on the the
right hand side, it's like Ithink it's like the farthest one
out, so she can have like themost oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Okay, so I'm watching her get going and the way
people, the way she is not evengoing yet and she's already
sitting around yeah, the peoplebelow are looking up at her like
what is going on.
I wonder what she does for aliving I'm afraid this is.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
This is her job her name is tara maybe she works
there and so then she has a freepass, and so she can go every
day maybe I literally I'm adumbass, I was literally the
shirts are that color whybraided?
Speaker 1 (48:06):
why was my first thought?
Like you have to pay to go onthose rides, I used to have a
pass as a kid, like when it wascamp snoopy.
I had a, like a season pass orwhatever.
My mom would take me and wewould go on the screaming yellow
ego which is now the DannyPhantom ride.
What is the Pepsi one?
(48:28):
What's that one now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
But Pepsi is in control of the mall of America.
I'm pretty sure Pepsi owns themall of America, and I'm not
even kidding.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
The like the orange roller coaster that kind of goes
around the entire one.
Oh, I think that's like anavatar ride now it's the pepsi
rip saw, oh and the um shout outplants at the mall on instagram
.
Do you follow that guy?
Speaker 2 (48:53):
um, I don't, but I do see the content a lot.
But also, now one of thegardeners has a tiktok, okay, so
okay, what does he actually?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
because I saw him on the mall of america tiktok and
then I was like this guy shouldget his own tiktok I was very
impressed.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I was like, oh, coming for my gig, I make
content about the plants at themall of america.
Do?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
you?
Yeah, do you like one video onit?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
I have a couple, I think okay, yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh my gosh, she's going so fast it's nuts wait and
I've like is she okay?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
and I've like seen that in real life.
I just was like wow, one ofthose must be malfunctioning I
feel like I've also seen it andI'm just like oh they're going
pretty crazy up there okay, wait, I have to watch this over
again because I want to see herget going.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
She's leaning to one side, she's leaning to the other
.
Oh my God, the way her feet arekicking.
I can't.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not making fun of her, I'mreally just like.
It is like funny to just seeher move spinning around Because
no one else is moving.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah, everyone else is just like, I'm just here for
the ride.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
I'm just here for the ride.
She's going crazy, okay.
Does she actually have her ownTikTok?
Yeah, she does, tara.
She's got almost 13,000followers.
Hello, she's epilepsy, okay.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Seems scary.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Okay.
Yeah, I'm like, is that safe ifyou?
Speaker 2 (50:21):
have epilepsy.
My dad had night epilepsy.
He would have seizures in hissleep.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Like caused by anything Neurological disorder.
I don't know, I am just like Ihave to save this so I can binge
watch her account later.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
What a special little treat.
Well, and then her best friendcomes and records her too, and
he has his own tiktok of himrecording her.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Well, yeah, because I went on her tiktok and I was
like there's no videos of herspinning, she's just recording
herself.
Oh okay, did you see?
Have you been watching MajorPup Rules at all, or no?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
I'm catching up.
I'm not caught up but BecauseAnne, the assistant, she's on
her game in this Duracell ad.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
She's a star.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah, I was like wow, she's a really good actress,
Love her.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
No, she's doing so well.
I love it.
Also, have you seen this catthat does pawpaw time?
Speaker 2 (51:28):
well, I love it also.
Have you seen this cat that?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
does pawpaw time?
Yes, kitty um.
Have you seen that cat?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
she's like going through her dick dog, sister.
They, the owner, calls hersister and she's like arabic,
and she's like sister and she'slike with the cat, and then they
wait the cat's all dressed upyeah, like the hijab and yeah
it's so cute she dresses him up.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah, I've seen that one too.
Oh, my goodness, I can't.
Did you watch the mech gal atall?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
no, I just watched the tiktok recaps the next day.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
I don't care about that I was kind of at work
checking on the live red carpet,just because I kind of like to
see pop culture in real time didyou see that?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
like she was like a queen of some country, just like
she was dressed in green, itkind of looked like a basic
outfit, but she just sprintedthrough the red carpet, didn't
stop at all.
She like waved for one pictureand just like on her way.
I don't think I saw that one.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I was waiting, so I was like what is Ariana Grande
going to wear and is TaylorSwift going?
To make a surprise appearance?
No, of course not.
Of course not.
She doesn't ever do what I wanther to do.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
All the heavy hitters weren't there this year too.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Well, do all the heavy hitters weren't?
Speaker 2 (52:46):
there this year too.
Well, I don't think blakelively wasn't even there right,
no, rihanna wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Kim and her fucking cardigan, what was that?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
that was an outfit she wasn't supposed to be
wearing.
Really, I guarantee it.
That's why she was like so,like well, I mean, obviously the
corset was like constricting,but I think she was like
uncomfortable because I thinkshe has everything so planned
out and this was, I think,whatever happens, she had like
this was her backup and shewasn't prepared for it, and
that's why she was like oh, yeah, she was.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Like I'm inspired by the sleeping beauty, like just
waking up in the morning andjust throwing on a cardigan yeah
, no, that was not planned.
That's what that inspirationwas uh, silly silly kim, yeah,
and chris jenner walkedseparately.
And then there was kendall.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Did kendall, yeah, kendall, and kylie kylie come
through, yeah oh yeah, kylie wasforgettable she had that weird
beige outfit so dope.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
I saw her she popped up in this ad on my tiktok and I
was like why do they have kyliejust sitting there like with
her hands on her hips, like shelooks so uninterested?
This she's like the new seasonof the kardashians.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Well, apparently that is also a dune advertisement.
What the heck?
Look at the background, theoutfit it's very dune oh, I.
Which the new Dune is on HBO,so I can't wait to watch that
have you seen the first one.
Yes, and the first time Iwatched it was on the plane when
I came back from Paris, and Idid not like it.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
But then I re-watched it and then I was like, okay, I
gotta know.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Everyone's telling me .
Speaker 2 (54:28):
I need to see the movie challenger.
Yeah, I think we do.
We should go see that.
Yeah, I'm down.
I miss going to the moviesgetting a little popcorn you, I
want to watch sunday.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
I have a threesome.
Oh yeah, I don't remember.
No one's told me why they likeit.
They're just like you.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Gotta see it yeah, it's apparently very does it
show boob?
Speaker 1 (54:40):
I'm assuming the day the damn.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Apparently she's like .
It's like based on a true storyof some tennis player who was
in this love triangle.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
But apparently it is really good.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down to go.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
And I like tennis.
I love Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
You like Wimbledon?
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
You would go to see a tennis match.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah, if it was Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Is yeah, you would go to see a tennis match yeah, if
it was wimbledon.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
That why you like pickleball?
Because it feels kind ofsimilar.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yes, I'm not good enough to play tennis.
Is it hard?
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I've only played it on the wii because you have to
like run and it's like oh yeah,I forgot, you gotta like and it
has to be angled right like theangle is what gets me.
My hand is never at the rightangle.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
I feel like, oh yeah, they grunt really hard.
Like the angle's what gets me.
My hand is never at the rightangle.
Ah oh, I feel like, oh yeah,they grunt really hard.
Ah, I just think of Ramona.
When she was getting in, ramonawas freaking out on Real
Housewives of New York on likeone of the first episodes.
She had a little match against,like Jill or something, jill
(55:44):
Zarin.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah, then she did it again on Ultimate Girls Trip.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
I would love to watch tennis.
Yeah, I don't think I'm down toplay.
I think volleyball would beeasier on me.
No, I don't think my knee cando any of that shit.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
What sport.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Can I do Pickleball, pickleball.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Is that easy?
Yeah, I don't think I actuallyknow what pickleball is.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's like tennis, but with a wiffle ball and ping
pong paddles.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Is that what Taylor was playing in her little purple
skirt?
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
It's a rich people.
Sport.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, skirt taylor, swift, I think so.
It's like it's a rich peoplesport.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, it was invented by like a rich family to
entertain their kids well intheir vacation home in the oh
fancy hang them all.
Oh well, we better get outthere and entertain our friends.
My gosh first episode back.
Thanks y'all.
If you listen to the very end,of us just like ranting I mean
you all love it.
We know you do oh we'll comemore organized next time.
(56:49):
I didn't have any topicsprepared.
I just wanted to talk aboutwhatever we've been up to and in
life in general this was justour welcome back to society
episode.
Well, right now.
Our update is I was just off mymeds until now, and now brain
is off now.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I'm off mine so.
So welcome to the chaos, baby.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
I didn't take mine today because I wanted to have
an appetite.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
And, mind you, this is not by choice.
We did not choose this life.
No, it was just the government,it was our state insurance.
They said give me that it waslike.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Nicki with the microphone, Nicki Minaj with the
microphone.
I'm going to make a little memeBecause I want to start doing
little Instagram posts.
That's like.
I mean, everyone does this fortheir podcast, I feel like, but
like a carousel of pictures ofstuff we talked about and like
little memes yeah.
Like I might take a picture ofyour little side table.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
People are going to be like, be like what well,
speaking of the brunch, uh,where brenna spilled the oh what
espresso martini when she wasin here.
It's actually still on herewhere's my vanderpump?
Speaker 1 (57:54):
pencil or pen?
Oh, I do have that somewherebrandon went to vanderpump paris
, but maybe we'll save that forthe next episode we got a.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
We got a lot of bravo .
To update you with a lot ofbravo, I'm back on blow deck but
below deck med.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
I'm in season seven now.
Already now it's gonna be belowdeck, um, down under, and then
below deck adventure yacht orwhatever, or sailing something,
I don't know.
There's a lot of them, yeah,and then the recent episode of
actual below deck.
I'm waiting for it to just allcome out.
I don't want to be, I'm not,I've decided I'm not a weekly
Bravo watcher.
It's too much and it's notenough.
(58:28):
Like one episode isn't enough.
It seems boring when it's justone little nugget.
Yeah.
I agree, Anyways where canpeople find you, Brandon?
You can find me atBrandonBotanicalcom and Brandon
Botanical on all platforms.
Where can they find you?
I am at Nicole Larson grows onInstagram, Tiki talk, Pinterest
(58:50):
and threads and go follow thepodcast at where are we
growingcom.
Do we have a website?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
I forget.
I don't have a good brain.
I'm just getting back Love,y'all See y'all.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
Okay, see y'all bye, bye.
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