S4E2: We're Bumpin' That (In Video)

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Speaker 2 (00:07):
hello, hello, hello oh my gosh, you guys, hello
we're back and you can see us ifyou're watching on the youtube.
This is going on youtube.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We have a full youtube channel now okay guess
all our episodes are on youtube.
It has videos.
It's just the, the, just theaudio and like picture of us.
But it's there, we're on.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
YouTube.
I'm just learning this as ofright now.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I did a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, because for a little bit the podcast wasn't
there or searchable.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yes, because we're broke bitches it was off the
market for a little bit, butwe're back Podcasts are
expensive.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, here we are doing this for free.
Yeah, well, yeah, we are doingthis for free.
Yeah, well, well, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Less than free.
If you want to be our sponsor,please submit an email to
wherearewegrowingatgmailcom.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
We still have the Gmail.
Yeah, do you know the login?
Oh yeah, Because you werecombing through it the other day
and you were like who the fuckare these people?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
emailing us.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm already hot, I'm already hot.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It is overwhelmingly hot.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
We're back.
It's been like a year.
Do you know?
It's been like a year.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I didn't realize it was that long.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, the last episode was in October, which
was last year.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's not quite a year 10, 11 and a half months.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, when is this going to go out?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Then it'll probably be a year, hopefully in two
weeks, right.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, I don't know weeks, right?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
oh, I don't know.
Who knows, who knows what'llhappen.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well, welcome to our makeshift studio that I just put
together.
This was really thrown together.
Y'all you're really here in thetrenches with us yeah,
hopefully we this will develop.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
So yeah, you have to put up with what you get.
What you get is what you getwhat happened to this guy?
I'm looking at.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
His brain is fiddly outside, okay because you have
another fiddly fig outside.
Why do you?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
know, this is the same one.
I pulled it inside, but here'sa leaf wait, you just pulled
this inside.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't even, I didn't even see you, because I
don't have many tall plants, soI needed and you weren't like
I'm not gonna bring them on,stare in here, we're not doing
that.
Oh my god, well, cheers, we doa little clink.
Oh my god, boom, that was likehard little clink.
Oh my God, boom, that was likehard plastic clink.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Cheers to the queers.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, how have?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
you been Brandon Stressed How's life treating you
.
So, you really got to becareful, because stress can
really fuck up your body.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I know We've learned.
I'm not trying to have that ohmy God, oh, also we have a new
producer, Heather.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Heather's off camera.
So if we're both looking atsomeone off camera, that's like
Heather say hi Heather say hi, Ican get on camera.
Okay, you're cut off.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Cece's been going through some health problems, so
her producer duties.
If she comes in and wants toproduce, she's more than welcome
to, but we're not.
She's kind of can't see produce.
She's more than welcome to, butwe're not she's kind of can't
see.
Yeah, she can't see and shecan't hear, which are two things
you need to do to produce avideo and audio podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Unfortunately we don't discriminate, but you kind
of have to see and hear, that'skind of a requirement.
But she's still around, she'sstill kicking.
She's an old lady, she's stillkicking.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
She's an old lady, she's a Jerry girl, send her
your good vibes.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I had to take her to the vet for Brenna and it was
like it was sad.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
She's doing fine for all things considered.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, you'd have to really pay attention to her to
be like oh, she can't really.
She's kind of running intostuff.
Yeah, like, oh, she justcrashed into the fridge.
She kind of knows her wayaround here.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I think she can see light and dark, but that's about
it.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh my God, I have like a list of things, y'all
Okay, so if all goes well, y'allhave already heard an episode
before this and I will say Ihave no idea what we talked
about in that.
So if we repeat stories, I'm sosorry.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
You just got to deal with it Because it's our podcast
and not yours.
We can't just copy Trixie andKatya Mama, not the boar worms.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, my God, I don't know if I mentioned that I
finally got COVID.
That was back in January.
I've been taking notes all yearlong waiting for the podcast to
come back.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't think you brought up COVID in our soft
launch episode.
It's really not interesting.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's really not interesting at all.
But no, after four years I Ifinally got it and I didn't
think, yeah, first time ever,heather, yeah, I really avoided,
and you know what?
Because planty queen's closedand then I finally went to a job
where I have co-workers andthen within a week I got oh yeah
, okay, that's what got me.
And then do you remember,brandon?
I got sick once a month forseveral months because, I was

(04:23):
getting used to being aroundpeople.
I was like I didn't think I wasthat secluded.
Because when people just likecome in and come out and leave
like there's not, yeah, there'snot really much
cross-contamination of things, Iguess, but when you're spending
like eight hours with people, Iguess they give you their ick.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
So but now I think I've built up.
Shout out to all the teachers,teachers.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I've been building up an immunity because now
everyone at work is getting sickand like calling out and stuff
and people are getting COVIDagain and I have not gotten sick
.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Knock on wood this is definitely plywood all right,
well is this wood is a fiddlyfig, technically wood.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know, I'm knocking on fiddly fig oh my god
, oh, we met Phaedra Parks y'all.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh yeah, I don't think we.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Did we talk?
I don't even know if we talkedabout this.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
We might have If you did.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm so fucking sorry.
Phaedra Parks.
Okay, so I mean, I think wementioned this in the last
episode.
Maybe we didn't, but this is,we're going to talk about
whatever we want, plus plants,yeah, so it's still a plant
podcast, but it's also popculture.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's also everything Plants and pop culture
everything, ADHD and beyond.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I haven't taken my meds in a hot minute, so did you
take your meds today?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I did.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's why you were manic and going crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean good for you I cleaned the whole house.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
What is it Do?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I have a fuzzy or something in my hair.
I thought it was your spider.
It looks like your spider thatlives in the oh my God.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I walked into the garage today and I hit a spider
web and I could tell I was likefuck.
You're like, oh, this is allover me it was the biggest
spider ever just crawling aroundin my hair.
It was horrific.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's horrible.
Okay, you know, what I've beenseeing like at people's houses
and then also at work and beyond, is those big ass centipedes,
like big, like I mean they'relike a couple inches long and
but the legs are the legs arelong.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
The legs are long.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It kind of like yeah, it flows yeah it flows or it
like, doesn't just like the onethat fell on your head, heather
I actually like would die.
No, that would be no.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
We were at a cousin's house and it just I was
watching her from a couch, thecouch and it just fell Bloop,
and I was like, yes, on you,directly on your head.
Never saw it?
Yeah, you didn't, because youfreaked out and it flew.
Oh my God.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
So, anyways, y'all know that we're like very much
about the housewives, though yousaid you watched the first
episode of Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I did rewatch it last night, did you?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
rewatch it.
Yes, the scroll that Angiebrought out, she's like oh, you
don't know what, to apologize tome for.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Here's a list Insane.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
And then Mary Cosby, like when, no, that new girl
came up to the other new girland was like oh, I'd love your
costume.
And they're like costume honeythis is fashion and then she's
like talking about how she usedto like steal food because she
was poor.
And then mary cosby's like oh,I didn't do that.
Like oh my god, you're gross andI'm like I don't know if I've

(07:19):
ever I've stolen a lot of stuff.
I don't know if you ever stolenfood.
No, I've stolen food.
No, yeah, walmart, I'm sorryyou weren't really cracking down
in the self-checkout area.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh yeah, Self-checkout food stealing yeah
, that doesn't count though thebig businesses?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
they don't count.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
But under $500, it's not a felony, so don't the
government.
If you're listening way aroundthe law.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Um, okay, so yes, phaedra parks.
So there was like a, I guess itwas like kind of traders themed
we didn't know that going inkind of, though I knew because I
kept looking at it on thefacebook.
I just think you didn't reallyread it, probably because that
was the most recent thing shewas in.
So, by the way, vote phaedra ondancing with the stars I think
she's gonna win I don't thinkshe's gonna win, but well, I

(08:04):
think she's gonna be top threeat least I, let alone amar, I
don't know if that's how you sayher name love her so much.
How can you not love her?
She's so fucking funny.
Um, the rugby player, hot, um,with the big shoulders.
So phedra park she was therekind of hosting.
I've never really been to thattype of drag brunch where, like,
there's a celebrity hostingwhitney rose did one recently

(08:24):
too here um, and I had somepeople come into my work who
were showing me their picturesstuff.
I was like, oh my god, you mether, that's so cool.
And then we got the vip ticketsto meet phaedra and I was like,
oh my god, this is gonna becrazy.
We show up.
Shocker, she's not there.
Shocker, we were supposed tohave the meet and greet before.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I now remember we get to the table and they're like,
honestly, we don't know if she'scoming Really.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, we're like what .
We better get a refund for thatpart of it.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
And they were like, yeah, we're going to refund if
that's what happens, thank God,yeah, because then they're like,
okay, I guess everyone eat.
We're probably not doing themeet and greet until after the
whole actual, because we weresupposed to meet her first.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, we were supposed to meet her, oh my God.
And there was the fiasco withthe dirty wine glasses.
It was kind of when was it at?
Again, where's that one placecalled Dang it?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's next to.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Dead Air.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Girls Giles, Earl.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Giles giles.
Yeah, earl giles, I think it'sactually.
Is it earl giles, though Imight?
I think it might be, I don'tknow, but they know they made a
post recently where they're likehere's how to say it, and I was
like really okay.
Okay, now I'm trying to pull itup because it's gonna piss me
off quincy hall quincy hall.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, it was at quincy hall.
Y'all need to get on your likedishwasher, dishwasher, because
holy crap, like the wholepalette of the wine glasses were
sticky and dirty like red wineyeah, with red wine, like it
wasn't just like and this iskind of dirty like someone's
lipstick is still there.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
It didn't get all it's like a bottle of red wine
shattered and went all over soyeah, I'm not normally that girl
, but I was like this is reallydirty and sticky, can I?
Because mine was kind of dirty,and then I saw yours and I was
like nicole, you need to get adifferent one so we were sitting
there eating and all of asudden people are screaming and
we look and like phaedra'sfinally like walking in.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
So because it's all glass.
So we just see her.
Yeah, we see her in her coatit's.
It was like february, march,april, but it was still like I
feel like we were getting close.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
To pride was it really really that long ago it
was still chilly.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I would say it was 50 degrees, but she's in a full
length fur coat.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I was still in like.
I was in like a t-shirt andjeans, yeah, I was in a tank top
.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You were in a tank top and shorts.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh y'all.
Phaedra was loving Brandon.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
She hugged him and was like blah, blah, blah.
Literally she licked my neck.
I didn't see it, but apparentlyshe did.
She was obsessed with you.
And then she turns to thephotographer, gives me a nata
and she turns to thephotographer and goes
photographer, send me thosepictures, these men in
Minneapolis, oh my.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
God.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
She was loving you.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
It was very fun, oh my God.
And then fucking Bergie showedup, my Bergalicious, who I have
not seen.
His season of Love Island.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm watching it right now.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I have started watching Love Island.
Is it good Like compared to theseason I watched?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Not good, oh boo.
No, it's not it.
Heather's also saying not it,but I will say Bergie was the
first voted off.
And they immediately saved himand put him in a thruple.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Weird him in a thruple.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
They do that in that apparently okay.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well, I've moved on to now you guys.
I'm watching jersey shore forthe first time ever.
I've never seen jersey.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
The first three seasons of jersey shore on apple
back in the day, when that'sthe only streaming service there
technically was, is when youwould buy things buy things off
the apple.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, and I mom, I know you're watching this.
I was not allowed to watchJersey shore growing up, but you
know what I did watch, and Idon't even know if she paid
attention I was watching badgirls club.
I was watching bad girls cluband not Jersey shore.
I mean, I think it's prettylike I mean they're always
fighting a bad girls club, Idon't know yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
It's?
Yeah, it's very interesting.
I'm already on season two afterlike a day.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
You know it flies, like me and brenna watched it
two years ago and we all theseasons, all we caught up to
family vacation so quick so I amjust after jwoww and snooki
wrote the letter or wrote thenote or whatever to Sammy about
Ronnie and his like cheating andall this stuff, the drama, you
guys.
And then JWoww, I left it at.

(12:30):
Jwoww and Sammy got into afight Like they were beating
each other up.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well, do you remember when I lost my work key to the
storage unit.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yes, and I was freaking out.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
And I was kind of freaking out because I lost my
work key.
But I was mostly freaking outbecause I had a keychain that
had the note on it what, yeah,and okay.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So I have been looking up like Jersey Shore
merch already, because you knowI'm a psychopath um, and I was
looking at the the Shore storeum website.
Tell me why they have they'retrying to play both sides,
because tell me why they haveclearly like um, like America,
like not like trump relatedparaphernalia.
But it's like if this flagoffends you, like get the fuck
out.

(13:11):
And then they have one with agay flag that says love wins.
So I'm like okay, which is it?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
they appeal to everyone.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Literally jersey shore is universal, I guess yeah
no, I know a lot of like leftand right people.
I guess I can see really likingjersey shore.
I don't know um, we went andsaw.
Did we talk about nikki andmegan going to see nikki and
megan last episode?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I think we did.
I don't know well, because itwas the same weekend as phaedra.
Well, nikki was nikki was.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, we went to nikki minaj one night, phaedra
the next day yeah, crazy crazyqueens upon queens.
Well, the fact that we went tonikki minaj one night, phaedra
the next day, yeah, crazy, crazy, queens upon queens.
Well, the fact that we went tonikki and megan, I'm like
because they're beefing hardcoretheir fans are like at it and
we're kind of like, let's go toboth.
Yeah, I'm not like, no, I.
I mean I am team megan, but Iwouldn't say that I'm really

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like on either side, like I'mnot feeling like, excuse me, I'm
just kind of like who cares?
You know, I'm having a bratsummer.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't give a fuck yeah, no you would.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I can't believe Charlie and Troy are not coming
here no, because let's talkabout it, because let's talk
about it, because let's talkabout it.
The Sweat Tour, okay, lastnight.
Okay, as we are filming this,last night was the Madison
Square Garden one where shebrought out not only Addison Rae
, which I, unironically, amloving.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Diet Pepsi.
Oh, it's so good.
Yes, oh my God, it's myfavorite song.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Her on Von Dutch Remix too.
Oh, it's so good.
Yes, oh my god, it's so good.
Her on like von dutch remix too.
So good it eats.
Um.
She brought out addison, rayand lord to do girls so
confusing together.
I'm getting worked up.
I was sitting there and I waslike oh my god, like addison,
like there was some dude who waslike recapping what happened
and he's like oh my god.
And then she brought out lordand I was like what?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
she did what oh?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
my god, all the people who posted, they were
there.
I was like god, fuck you andfuck you, fuck you.
You all suck.
She's coming to chicago, Ithink is the closest one when is
that, whatever it is, it'salready sold out producer
heather google it.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Use the google producer heather sweat tour
chicago?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
um, because they opened in detroit and then they
went over to.
I think they went over toeurope for one and then they
came back.
Or am I crazy?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think you might be right.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm not sure though I don't know, but also last night
um sabrina carpenter startedher um short and sweet.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Did you see the Daniel videos?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
What Daniel videos?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Daniel, you're so hot .

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh yeah, Dude, I was watching it on Tessa's live
stream.
I live streamed it beginning toend.
I was in Panera ordering and Iwas like hold on.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, heather your bike's on, you can.
Oh Sweat Tour Chicago is stillavailable.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
When, what day is?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
it, september 30th.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh God, what day is it uh?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
september 30th, oh god, it's a monday, that's,
that's in several, that's it onmonday 152 each.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh, that's, that's not doable.
Are you bumping that?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
are we?
I don't know I work that dayy'all.
That's not good yeah, no, okay,that's shoot what's the next
closest one?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
can we find that it's philadelphia troy charlie?
Help a bitch out, you know?
Wait, maybe after she drops theremix album, october 11th, she
will announce more dates.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't know, I'm just being delusional, oh sorry,
it's september 25th um oh okay,tomorrow yeah I think that
might actually be the last no no, they just started it october
2nd, nashville, tennessee.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
October 3rd oh, they did say.
Troy did say they're floppingin nashville right now and
that's the city where there'sthe most amount of tickets left,
but still it's like 80 sold out.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
I mean that's them flopping nashville a cheap
flight.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Let's just drive.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
And we got a place to stay True.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, I was like that'd be kind of fun Sweat tour
in.
What do they call it?
Nash Vegas or something, Idon't know.
Someone called it like it waslike a Vegas play on words with
Nashville.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I don't know.
I maybe just made that up Iwill say apparently this tour is
not for the epileptic oh no.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I saw the videos.
I was like, oh, this is crazy,oh my god.
But I saw a girl who was likeoh my god, I lost 60 pounds to
go to this tour.
And I was like, oh, girl,because it's like brat summer is
very much like glorifyinganorexia and like cocaine
addiction.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
So you're definitely bumpingthat yes, heather, they're
bumping that.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
People in the comment sections were like okay, anyone
who's like over 200 pounds,what are we wearing to the to
the to the sweat tour?
I almost said airs tour.
I'm not wearing shit to theairs tour because we're never
going except you.
I'm going to be in Miami.
I'm going to be in Fort Myersat the same time where she is in
Miami.
It's like a two-hour drive,which I've done before through

(18:12):
the Everglades.
Might as well just go.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Hop, skip and a jump.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Mari told me to go and wait outside and try and get
a ticket.
I was like I don't think I canreally take myself there in
hopes of getting a ticket.
You're in your solo girl era,so I think you could.
I need to go to a movie bymyself next.
You guys, okay, it's all aboutme, brandon, you.
I came with a list of things totalk about.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh no, I just I'm obsessed with you, so it works
out I mean I forget whathappened to me.
I don't know happened yesterday.
I don't know what happened lastweek.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Your eyes are crazy looking right now.
You should have done your like.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Lumify.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, I'm on my Visine.
I have my Visine on deck allthe time, now Obsessed, because
I actually get like, not, Idon't care about my red eyes,
but it's the burning and theitching and the constant
watering itching and theconstant I don't.
I don't feel anything.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
They're just red, no you.
After a three hour shift atmall of america is like what
happened.
All the fragrance in the air.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
That's crazy.
Maybe you need to blink more,because you do have big eyes.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I don't think I blink that much.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah maybe you need to like focus on blinking more
and really fully lubricatingthose balls you know I'm saying
so I went.
There was a chapel roanlistening party for the one year
anniversary of rise and fall ofthe midwest princess at the
record store by my apartment, um, and I'm like, hey, who's going
with me?
Crickets, I'm like all rightwell work crickets.

(19:40):
I posted.
I posted on my instagram heatherinstagram every two days, oh
god um so no one responded and Iwas like shit, they're giving
out like free stuff.
Like it was, it was really justlike free stickers and like a
free little like matchbox.
I was like, but it's free, it'sfree no, I was so jealous, I
love free shit.

(20:00):
So I'm like, all right, well,you know what, I'll put on
something pink.
I finished my laundry on time.
I was like I'll throw.
I didn't even shower, brush myteeth.
I was like, let me throw onsomething pink and just go see
what the line is.
Like sure enough, I pull up.
There's a line of gay bitchesoutside and I'm like, well, I
guess.
I was like you know what, Iguess I guess I'll go wait in
line.
So I did.
We were standing outside.
It was actually like a nicechill day out, but standing

(20:22):
outside in the sun I was likeI'm fucking dying right now dude
, um you guys.
I was the last person in line toget a matchbox before they like
ran out you were 23rd, I wasthe 23rd person, so they only
had 23 matchbox.
Well, okay, and the people werethere with, like, their dads
I'm like your dad doesn't need afucking sticker sheet in a
matchbox give it.
Want to give it down?

(20:43):
Yeah, pass it down the line.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
This is so dumb how many people would you say were
there total?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I would say the people who showed up for the
chap road listing party,probably less than 50.
There was a guy who came whostood behind me.
Okay, this man is like thestraightest looking man I've
ever seen and I almost turnedaround and was like you know, if
you want to like just go to therecord store, you can just walk
in like we're in line forsomething like cool but no I
think he was there and I don'tknow if I'm.
I don't know if I'm mistaken,but there was this like old man
walking around, like mygrandpa's age, walking around

(21:08):
after we were already in therewith like, with the like raffle
um wristband that we had on.
They were raffling off afucking like postcard that came
with the like box of stickersand shit from chapel land oh, so
this was like a sponsored eventtechnically yeah.
And then they were like okay,you guys get together, we need
to take a picture to send to thelabel so that they keep letting

(21:29):
us do fun shit like that, andchapel will probably see it.
We're all like lining up andI'm like in the back, so I'm
like I don't really want to beseen like I don't I really don't
look cute for this, so I waslike okay, and they're like
actually you guys have to turnaround, so we turn around.
That means I'm right in front.
I was like fuck oh my god, like180 degrees yes, they said
actually turn right around thecameras over there, and I was

(21:49):
like, okay, well, that means I'mright here in front, all righty
, um.
I was on their instagram storyand I was like, oh my god, um,
oh my god, louis andersonannounced more tour dates.
Why is she avoiding many inminneapolis now?
Does she hate us?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I mean, she didn't sell very good tickets it was
pretty empty in there, that mostof those tickets were like you
got a hotel room.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Here's a free ticket oh yeah, it's like call in, get
you know.
Take, get this trivia questionright.
Win free tickets to countessliu oh no, that's what.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Uh what?
What is that casino called?
Mystically mystic lake.
What they do is, when showsaren't sold out the day of
everyone who checks in that day,they give them a free ticket.
So most of those people werepeople who just checked in that
day and got a free ticket andthey said, well, I got a free
ticket, might as well go to theshow that's.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I'm so sorry you deserve better than that.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Thing she's never coming back here, okay.
So yes, I went to the ChapelRoad event alone, especially
because she skipped the firstday of BravoCon for that.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, she did.
She was late to BravoCon.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
She showed up in the same like she didn't even wash
her hair.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Exact same outfit, Same outfit and fedora that she
was wearing the night before Onstage at BravoCon which, by the
way, we got to go to Brabaconnext year, like actually yeah.
Like actually that's like aplanned thing that has to happen
.
So, anyways, chapel Roan, I'llgo in alone.
I make friends with three otherpeople that are also there
alone, three other bitches.

(23:15):
Okay, here's the thing, this,okay.
So the first girl that I waslike trying to conversate with,
she was the girl who was passingout cards.
Oh my god, she listened.
She's not gonna listen to this,um, but she'll know I'm talking
about her.
She was passed like becausethat's it's obvious, she was
passing out these little likecards.
I guess like the k-pop girliesmake these little like it's
almost like a trading card oflike their like pop stars or

(23:37):
whatever.
So she was just passing outlittle pictures of chaperone.
She gave me the one of chapeland like olivia rodrigo together
um and like her and I were liketalking, I was like, oh my god,
I love your nails.
Because she had like chaperonethemed nails.
And I was like, oh my god, Iwas gonna get chaperone themed
nails.
And then the night before Idecided to get like pizza ranch
themed nails.
And then, as I was like tryingto pull up a picture for her to
like show her, she walked awayand I was like, all right, well,

(23:59):
I guess, fuck me, I guess.
So I was like I guess I'll walkaround in this alone, I'll just
like whatever.
Um, and then another girl and Istarted talking and she's like
super cool.
And she's like oh my god, myname is this.
And I was like oh my god, myname is that.
And then she was showing me herpictures because she won a
giveaway to go fucking meetchapel roan the one that is on
instagram all the time.
Yeah, she was like she's like,if y'all see those giveaways by

(24:20):
like blah, blah, blah, likeenter it, it's real.
So it was all expenses paid.
They even gave her like travelmoney for like just random shit.
So all expenses paid.
They flew her out.
She met chaperone likeconsensually um and then another
girl came up and she's like, ohmy god, can I?
because she could tell what wewere talking about.
She's like, oh my god, can Isee the pictures too?
And I was like girl, come here,look at these.

(24:42):
And then girl, passing out thecards, came back around too and
was like talking to us somehowand um, and then we all just
like stood there and talked therest of the time.
But I was like you guys, thesegirls are like super fan.
I would say I'm a big fan ofchaparone.
These girls were super fans andmade me look like a dumb ass.
I mean because they had gone tosee her in october when she was
here at first ave I was likethey've seen her like multiple

(25:04):
times.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I remember when she came here you were like, oh,
chaparron was here and this islike before I.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Really this was a year ago and I was like I think
I've heard a song of hers butwhatever, whatever I mean, I am
I am seeing chaparron in, yeah,and directly, a week from now
yeah, I told her about that andI was like fuck you, because you
know she's gonna have a specialoutfit for that.
She's not gonna be doing likethe repeating outfits, like she
is now I'm like, I'm likelooking for the themes.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm like, come on, I need to know what to pack.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I need to know what to pack you think she's gonna
post a theme for that?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I don't know she?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I feel like she only posts themes for like individual
concerts.
Yeah, I'm not like she's.
I don't think she posts themesfor the festivals, but just go
as a pink pony girl.
I mean you have half yourwardrobe.
Wardrobe is pink anyways no,it's not, I don't have anything
pink oh, I guess for the nikkiminaj thing, you literally just
like put a little pink belt onand wear like pink sunglasses or

(25:55):
something yeah, you can wearthis.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, honestly, I should probably.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I feel like I have a bunch of pink shit, but I don't
know if it's like braid and pinkshit.
Well, you have time to go onthe sheen.
I have a job.
Go on the sheen, I meanwhatever you want.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, none of my sheen haul from the summer that
I didn't wear at all.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
It was all like black and like brown.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Black chartreuse and black Black anymore.
Black Intruse and black.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Black Need more black .
I ordered shit off TikTok shopfor the first time.
They got me.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Like clothes or like, oh, just general things.
I did a haul, a haul.
What did you all get?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Oh God, I blacked out .
I think I got like a skirt, Igot like a sweater, I got like
magnets.
I bought makeup, I think twopurses oh yeah, one of them
looks like um, like a birthdayballoon, like a.
I think it's like a star whereit looks like wrinkly, but it's
like a.
It's like a purse like a judithlieber.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I don't know, what that means no clue who that is
judith lieber.
Bags are like the ones that arelike all diamond.
They're like rhinestone, butthey look like things look like
a burger like taylor, swift'slittle uh yes, yes, yes, it's
not bedazzled, but I guess thatwas a judith leber.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah okay, maybe I need a ranch.
Oh, my god, the fries wait,wait, neiman Marks, $6,000.
I don't need that, goodness.
Yeah, ordered a bunch of stuff.
A lot of it's on the wayalready.
I'm very excited.
Maybe I'll post some TikToks,but I'm not going to be like,
hey, you should go buy this.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I think I'm just going to make a normal video and
then link it in there I'm goingto show you how to get the free
samples.
But good, but then I have tomake a video.
You do?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't like that what happens if you don't make a
video?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
they block you from it.
You can't make a video, youcan't request a sample or make a
video for that brand oh, thatbrand.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
So, like I got the polite society foundation and
now I can't do things with them,but that's fine years ago I
posted a video on how to draw amonstera leaf and I feel like I
could have ordered those likemarkers that everyone gets the
big pack of, like a thousandmarkers and they're like a
thousand dollars but no, they'relike six dollars for this whole
like pack of markers and I'mlike maybe I do need those.

(28:15):
I'm on marker talk a little bit,but it's like the expensive
ones oh no, I'm on the ones thatare on TikTok shop that are
like dirt cheap.
That's like how are these made?
Kind of sketchy.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
TikTok like real brands will.
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I saw like cider was popping up on there.
I like ordering shit from them.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh, you get a lot closer yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
So maybe someday I don't know I did my first order.
Shit is on the way.
I got a little delivery fromCharlie XCX the other day.
Did you see my wallpaper?
I don't know, I used to just beorange, but now it's Charlie
XCX from the Skims campaign.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I did see that and I saw it from an angle.
I didn't know what it was and Iwas like, wow, this is
scandaloso, oh yeah, and it'sactually as every.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I should have done this a long time ago, because
every time I get a littlenotification, it's like makes my
day.
I love it.
So, maybe I'll just have abunch.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I mean, that's the best picture of Charlie XCX ever
, but maybe we'll find more.
Who was the photographer forthat?
It was a famous photographer.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh, I don't know I'd have to look it up.
Okay, heather.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Skims Charlie XCX photographer.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
No, it was very fun and, honestly, marv.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Petra Collins was the photographer of the Charlie XCX
Skims new campaign.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Is that the one you were thinking about?
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Let's look and see if she's hot.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Is she hot?
Let's check.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I mean I will say, producer Heather really is
holding the.
Cc mantle, 31 years old.
Capricorn Wow Okay.
Canadian, 31 years oldCapricorn Wow Okay.
Canadian Artist and directorOkay, canadians seem to be more
talented than people from the US.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I wonder why she's hot.
Maybe it's the universalhealthcare Makes people hotter
Right.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Probably she's an it girl Went from ballet to behind
the camera, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Well, let's see a picture of her.
Let's pull it.
Girl Went from ballet to behindthe camera.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, well, let's see a picture of her.
Let's pull her up.
You just X'd out.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Hold on, god.
Okay, she's giving like highfashion.
Okay there's an ad.
She, you know, she's givinghigh fashion.
She's, yeah, yeah, she's.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh yeah she's.
She's giving high fashion.
She's, yeah, yeah she's, ohyeah she's.
She's serving she's editorialshe's a mother quake.
I learned that term today oh,that's a thing.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
A mother, what?
A mother quake what's a quakequake, quake like an earthquake,
but a mother quake there's,there's also I'm getting too old
for all this there, there'salso a See you next Tuesday,
quake.
See you next Tuesday, quake.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
That's too many words , mama.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
So weird.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Mary, that's too much , you're doing too much.
Yeah, chappalistany party wasvery fun.
I didn't win the postcard, it'sokay, but they did give me some
extra sticker sheets though,but you didn't ask for one, so I
got one for Mari and one for myfriend Belle.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Shout out, belle.
You know, I don't care aboutlike tchotchkes.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
You would probably put one of the stickers on your
laptop.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I'll take one sticker and I'll put it on my computer.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
One sticker please.
Well, someone said thatsupposedly some of those
stickers are like her tattoos ITattoos.
I was like maybe I'll copyChopper One's tattoo.
Oh, maybe I won't be creepy.
She doesn't want people beingcreepy, so maybe I won't do that
We'll see, I'm craving a tattoo, though it's been so long Same.
My last tattoo was this fuckingthing.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
You've gotten tattoos since then.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
That one, one Unce.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Unce, unce.
I guess um, we are like let'sactually talk about plants,
though we are like trying tobuild up the collection again.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, we've been in the pits.
No but brand, do you want totalk about what happened to
yours?
Okay, before everyone knowswhat happened to mine, but what
happened to yours?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
before this, before I talk about this producer
heather, yeah, will you get meanother glass of wine so fucking
lately she can have to walkthrough here.
Well, no, you can go either way, but you gotta take the
headphones off.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
They're, they're attached yeah, you're gonna,
yeah, you're gonna pull, pullall of our equipment across the
room and then my wine glass isgonna go flying.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh wow, this is so great, since you didn't bring me
wine.
Well, just wait, you know whereto get them anyway.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
My okay, so I was doing my plant chores today
today today okay, these are allfreshly watered okay I enjoy
watering my plants again isn'tit like when it's when it's
plants you actually care aboutand want to keep alive?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
it's like, oh yeah, let me water you so I got rid of
so many plants like so at thepeak, you're talking about what
happened outside oh, we're inthe mid, okay, so long story
short.
We were in the mid 500 plantsand that was just too much.
It just I kept escalating, keptescalating, kept propagating,
kept doing this, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah blah.
I didn't want that many plants.

(33:16):
That's too many plants for aperson to own.
Granted, we were selling them atthe time but then it became the
plants I like and the plantsthat are stock.
It was a whole thing.
So eventually it just burned meout.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
So I just was like oh , oh, my god, hundreds of plants
died and a couple weeks ago Iwas like, okay, I need to like
flush my plant collection belike I need to hey get rid of
the millions of thripseverywhere yeah, what's funny is
like I neglected my plants sobad the thrips went away no,

(34:03):
like I don't have thrips anymorelike all my, like, even the
plants, that's that had thrips.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
You were the thrip queen.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
No, I was thrip queen .
Now you're queen and now noy'all.
And it was sad because brandondidn't even give a fuck.
I'd be like brandon this plantis covered in thrips.
He's like, well, just rip thatleaf off.
I'm like, well, that's notreally going to do much.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
But okay, I'll do it.
But yeah.
So I bombed all my plants, Isprayed every single leaf, every
single bottom, put in thesystemic.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
And this is before.
Everything went like Well no,this is.
Oh, okay, you skipped over thepart.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I brought up the catalyst for this was we had
this storm.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Hurricane Thriptrina.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
It was a Thripquake.
So I was at a work training.
I was at this hotel likela-di-da, I'm having dinner with
my coworkers, and I rememberlooking out the window and being
like, hmm, those trees seem tobe really flying, but this is a
tinted window in a hotel and Ican't really see out, so I don't
really know what's happening.

(35:02):
So when we finish this dinner,me and my boss are just going to
our cars.
We're walking, nothing'shappening.
We're like la-di-da and thevalet is like be careful, when
you round that corner, you'regoing to be soaked.
And we were like, no, it's fine.
And we round the cornerimmediately drenched.

(35:24):
The wind, 100 miles an hour,the rain, torrential downpour.
I sprinted to my car and I wasdripping, dripping.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
It was the scariest drive home of my entire life was
that the one where I was alsosnapping you and I was like I
was crying outside of workbecause it was so?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
scary.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and I hadto drive like a 35 minute drive
home without a storm or traffic.
It was horrific, like when Igot, there were like all the
neighborhood garbage cans werein front of my driveway because
they all just flew down at thebottom of the hill, so

(36:01):
everything collects here.
There's still a still a garbagecan that I put in the park
because we can't figure outwhose it is, and they probably
waste management.
If you're watching this, get abetter phone system.
Brenna called three times.
Cannot figure out who's garbagecan this is, so I just put it
in the park.
And now guess what?
The park people?
Just every monday they just mowaround the garbage.

(36:21):
Can I put in the park?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
it's now.
It's like a sculpture piece.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
It is it's public art they need to have like, like
microchips, like pets.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Return to owner literally or like an address yes
, some type of id number if mygarbage they were probably just
like my garbage can is gone, Ineed a new one they didn't
bother to go look for it no, andit could be.
It could be like way up thestreet, we don't know anyway.
So long story short, that trip,that storm happened and three

(36:55):
days later I went to plant conin dallas you didn't even like
go check and see like what wasgoing on back here I didn't even
notice you didn't even noticethat your grow, your grow tents
went flying I didn't even noticethat my tent was gone.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Let You're like let me go out of town after this
storm.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I went to work for the next two or three days.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
And then went to PlanCon.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
So I was going outside back and forth, back and
forth, didn't see it, didn'tsee it at all.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
And then, mind you, I was at PlanCon for, like what,
four days, five days, halfwaythrough, Brenna sends me a snap
of the tent on the side of thehouse because it like rounded,
the corner rounded the corner.
That's why you didn't notice it.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
It literally like got up and walked away.
It was gone, it was sidewaysand then okay, so then.
So when I got home I was like Ineed to deal with this, and so
I was like, oh wow, these plantsare really gone.
And when Brenna sent me thatsnap, I didn't realize, like how

(38:02):
bad it was, because I was justlike oh if you could just turn
the plants up, right, that'll befine.
She was like it was so bad,there was so much rain that I
couldn't lift the tent.
I had to have my parents comeand help me lift the tent up to
get the water out.
I was like what?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
she wasn't like.
I'm so sorry.
Some of these plants yeah,she's like.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
She was like literally, we, we got the water
out.
We're like this, is this gameover?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
and I was like you weren't wrong you were pissed
though well, yeah, at first, butthen I was like you're like I
can't believe she didn't save myfucking plans but then I was
like okay, I get the effort thatwas put in and like and you
were like, and I could have donesomething about that before I
left to go out of town.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, Like I could have just been like bloop, fixed
it, and then yeah, I'm likewell, I really just don't care
about anything, do I?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
You were like well, I guess those are gone.
You did.
You did like try and salvagesome of them.
I did.
I was like Brandon, thatbuilding looks so like you gotta
like.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Fortunately most.
I was like brandon that billylooks so like you gotta like.
Fortunately, most of the plantsthat were in that tent.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I didn't actually care about that much.
Well, because yeah, a lot ofmine that I toss outside, I'm
like you're kind of half dead.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Let's see if the outdoors will do you some good
some fresh air, some fresh lightand a lot of them that are in
my like giveaway tent now aredoing so good like, because you
grabbed them right when I putthem in that tent.
Now some of them are like maybe.
I want to keep them.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Maybe you should.
Has Sam come to get any yet?
No, sam, are you listening?
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Samantha Page Fisher.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
If she's not opening our snaps, she's not listening
to this.
If you are, though, love you.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
The ones that didn't make it.
I did burn in the burn pile.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
They got burned, burned they were dead.
You used them as like I burnedthem, the pastas on them in the
the one from plant proper andthat one yeah david just posted
about his looking so good in hisyard and I was like yeah, it
must be nice living in floridaexcept though, uh, it's not for
long though, because he's gonnahave a hurricane come through
and just oh no, there's one onthe way oh yes, no, I just see

(40:19):
that yes I was talking aboutheather.
What's the name of the newhurricane?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
hurricane katrina hold on, I'll google, pull up
the google app.
Um no, I was talking to cameronyesterday about the hurricane.
Cameron are besties.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
We should really air that out, though.
Yeah, we're good, should we no?
Should we be like messy, though?
I think we should air it outand be messy yeah sure okay, so
love you, cameron.
Cameron, y'all know him as, uh,market botany had brandon
blocked for like so long andthen all of a sudden we're like

(41:00):
we went to the aeroid show acouple years ago and he's like,
hey, what y'all, we should meetup.
And I was like do you not knowthat you have my friend brandon
blocked?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
the one who I have a podcast with.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
This is what this podcast is going to be, though.
We're going to be kind of messy, and then people are going to
message us and be like hey, Iheard you like talking about me,
and I'm going to be like did I?
I don't remember I mean um no,it's all good.
Now I don't know if did he everdress it?
No, yeah, yeah, we do.
Because you got drunk one night, went on a burner account and
messaged no, it was my makeupaccount okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I was like why'd you block me?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
And he said something about like well, we both own
businesses and we're both gay,so and I was like well, that
doesn't seem like good reason,but anyway.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
so I left it at this.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
You know how many gay plant business owners there are
.
You have to block everybody,anyways.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Oh, oh, you can you have oh my god, do you know who
I block?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
you're gonna talk about who you?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
yeah, I'm gonna talk about this right now and I'm
probably gonna make a tiktokabout it because I feel like
it's gonna bite me in the assthat you blocked them.
Yes, well, I don't knowspecifically who, but if you are
on tiktok, live and you areselling plants every fucking
night that one guy.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
No, I know who you're talking about.
I will block you.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
If you're live, your live will not escape.
If I see you live, three times,blocked immediately.
You are not my people.
No, I know that guy.
You might be great in real life, I'll unblock you if I meet you
.
But you sell on TikTok live toomuch.
I will block you.
There's a girl, urban.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oasis or something.
Hers actually were really cute.
Understory Oasis.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
No, it's Urban Oasis, something, something I don't
know.
She has a humidifier going.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's a cute setup.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I think you sent me a screenshot of that you said
something about mold, but I waslike I can't see this anymore.
It keeps popping up in yourcontent.
Your content is lives.
It's not like your content isposts.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
No it kind of does piss me off, where it's like
okay, do you even post anyvideos, Because all I see not
that person specifically, butpeople will pop up and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
All I see is your lives.
They'll have 1,000 followers,but they'll have 4,000 people on
their live.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
T Because they don't post videos, but anyway.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
So if you if you sell plants on tiktok a lot and you
see that I've blocked you that'swhy it's not personal, but it's
just your, it's just.
The lives are annoying and I Inow that I've been posting plant
content again, plant contenthas been posting in my feed.
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I need to make a burner account to scroll maybe
you should there's too muchplant content and I don't want
to see it I feel like it takes along time to curate a feed,
though, like if I that's why Idon't, that's why I don't start
a burner.
Yeah, that's what reallyoverwhelms me, but there are so
many people that I do followthat I do want to see.
Maybe every once in a while,though, I go over to the like
the tab, that's like following,and I'm like, damn, I missed

(43:55):
y'all.
But I'll see you in a monthbecause I live on the for you
page sorry because like people'sfunny little videos pop up, I
don't know, and like pop culture, like, like what's going on in
the world and shit yeah, likepop and I feel like a lot of
people just post constantlyeverything, anything I don't
want to see everything yeah,maybe we don't need stuff, but

(44:16):
the algorithm, algorithm, yeah,the algorithm, yeah, I love that
for you, though I I will blockyou if you post on tiktok live
too much as you should.
Some people need to.
You know what we say at work.
I mean, maybe I shouldn't saythis, but me and chris at work

(44:37):
say bring back bullying hashtag.
Bring back bullying.
Some people need to be bullied.
I agree, except until peoplestart bullying us.
Then I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, calm down, you know I
think that I've been bulliedonline.
That's what happens when you putyourself out there, people say,
yeah, that one girl who camefor me on naked guarding day and

(44:58):
then came for you for defendingme, she was like.
She commented she's like don'tget me started on you fatty and
you fag she said no she straightup no, because the the comments
that this girl left, I was,like you, sound like a follower
that like knows like this soundspersonal you are being crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I don't post on instagram that much so I bet I
could find it in like twoseconds I think that's how you
know you made it, though if youget right like you have fucking
made it, so on naked gardeningday.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I posted like my little like and I'm not even
that revealing, like so manypeople are.
Like I can see your junk dude,yeah no, there is testicle in
this picture yeah, but not inmine.
So this girl comments lord,have mercy.
Who told her this was a goodidea?
Laughing face, laughing face.
Throw her back in the ocean.
First of all, a whale comment.

(45:51):
Comment like girl, get better.
Like you really need to be.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Whales are majestic.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, no, whales actually kind of scare me
because of the way that theylike.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
They're powerful.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
They eat a bunch of plankton and then shoot the
water out that they don't reallythey don't want to eat.
I don't know, it kind of scaresme.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
But and then you commented, you said but she said
boy like b-o-o-o-y, don't getme started on you, oh she brings
your dad into this.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I forgot.
She said your dad.
She said your dad must be soproud.
I thought gay guys weresupposed to be hot question mark
.
Yeah, don't ever questionbrandon's hotness, don't ever.
I thought gay guys weresupposed to be hot question mark
.
Quit defending her bad habits.
Just because you can't stopsmoking weed and stuffing her
gullet doesn't mean y'all haveto pretend.
Doesn't mean y'all have topretend she's hot she's a dirty

(46:42):
little hamster.
I was like stuffing my gulletand smoking weed.
I was like it sounds like youwatch my segment pizza pot and
plants.
You know what I mean I was.
I was like how do you know thatI smoke weed?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
What are you talking about, girl?
I said.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
It sounds like you have seen my TikTok videos.
You are commenting on myInstagram.
You're a fan girl Stalker.
And then, because people werebeing crazy, she changed her
username.
Love y'all.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I definitely have those screenshots.
Now that I think about that, Iremember screenshotting those
comments.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
They are in my phone as well, crazy bitch.
Yeah, that was back in 2022.
Ridiculous.
Wait, nicole, did you get thatJersey Shore reference?
What?
She's a dirty little hamster.
No, okay, that's a Jersey Shorereference.
From what season?
I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Like the third season , it's angelina, I think.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Season one dirty little hamster dirty little
hamster holly d I don't thinkyou dirty little hamster.
No, he, no, okay, mike, thesituation was talking about
angelina.
I don't remember this, but youguys, you know I, I was dying
last night when I was, mike,hooked up with this girl.
First of all, he like shovedher in a bedroom and was like
okay, let me, I gotta, I gottalike do something.
He like makes himself a meal.

(47:54):
He's like eating at the diningroom table.
She's just like sitting in theroom waiting.
Eventually they go and they dotheir thing.
They hook up, and then he'slaying there and he's like hey,
you good.
He kept saying you straight,you straight, you're good,
you're good.
And he's like, he's like listen, so, um, I, uh, I called you a
cab, it's, it's outside like,basically like get the fuck out

(48:18):
yeah, cab's here.
He's like uh, you know, get, youknow, get dressed, get ready,
I'll walk you out.
Yeah, I was like he just hookedup with, like he like oh no,
she's the blondish likestrawberry blonde one.
She's, she sticks around, shekeeps coming back.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I don't know if it's the blondish, strawberry blonde
one, she sticks around.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
She keeps coming back .
I don't know if it's the, Idon't know.
She was very blonde.
I don't think she wasstrawberry blonde, she was
really blonde.
Season two, episode five or six, I don't know.
Crazy, crazy, crazy.
I'm excited, though.
Everyone keeps talking aboutthe season four when they go to
Italy.
That it's crazy, it's nuts.
So I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I feel like they're going to get kicked out.
How do they stick around?
That is when Mike is in hispink drug abuse.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Okay, well, because, okay, I keep telling people that
I think JWoww is giving me likedruggie vibes, but then-.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
No, JWoww is the least druggie.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I think it's just the tanning and the cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Her aesthetic gives druggy.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Okay.
I don't know, yeah it was likeher first opening, like season
one JWoww is number one.
God, it looks like she'd beitching her face.
We love JWoww number one.
Yeah, I also felt so bad forSnooki season one where she was
like she was not fitting in.
Okay, people love Vinny becauseI'm very bored with him.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Well, no, he gets better, he gets better, he gets
better.
Vinny has a huge dick.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
No, that's what I heard.
That's what Snooki said likebigger than you can imagine.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
We love Vinny we are a Vinny stan.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I just think he reminds me of like a family
member, like he just looks so hejust is so bland, yeah, and
like I don't know His eyebrowsbother me Heatherather.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
He's kind of hot now.
Have you looked at him recently?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I'm gay.
What are you talking about,heather?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
pull up vinny 2024.
I was like what am I googlingfor?
We don't age well.
We know they don't age well, sothis is not oh no, because I
saw a picture.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I don't know.
I think he's gotten maybe onthe on the olympic now because
he looks a little more normal,but mike was not looking good.
Mike, the situation was my age,season one, and I'm like you're
27?
God?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Vinny has not aged a day y'all.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
So he looks the same, but more chiseled maybe.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, the hair is still hairing, okay.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
He looks fucking fantastic.
I think he's figured out thefacial hair that works best for
him.
Yeah, he gets better and better.
Because he's looking a littlelike he's got his hair going on,
but then he's like he's a wholeass man, he's hot, okay.
Yeah, I guess he doesn't lookany older, but a lot of the
other ones do.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Okay, sad confession.
What Pauly D has not changed abit and I am still so attracted
to him.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I think his hair is like a feat of physics.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Has the hair remained the same?
Yes, his hair looks exactly thesame, it is still the same.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Does he get more like DJ-y throughout the seasons?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yes, Because, Well, like in Family Reunion, he is
like a full blown Vegasresidency DJ and like he misses
a lot of it because he has priorcommitments.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
A girl replied to my Instagram Shout out girl.
A girl replied to my InstagramShout out girl.
She said she was.
I'm like oh my God, this iswhat's fun about having people
following me and seeing mystories is because I get to hear
their fun stories.
She said when I was 13 or so,my grandma lived so close to
Seaside Heights so that was theboardwalk we went to.

(51:29):
One time Pauly D's camera crewalmost mowed down my dad.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
We saw the back of poly d's head, followed by a
crowd of a bunch of fangirlslike that is so funny.
Loving that definitely bumpingI was I was bumping it at the
poly d concert at the rave inmilwaukee in 2011.
I was front row.
His computer was not closer tome than this light like right

(51:58):
there, I was bumping it well, no, I wasn't bumping.
I didn't know what bumping itwas at the time, but I was.
So his sweat was like drippingon me.
I was like that's my eye notpolly sweat get brand new in the
eye he had the.
He had the cadillac symbol onhis mac.
He had the italian flag on hismac.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
He had the jersey shore logo on his mac I had also
never heard of a guidettebecause, like I watched your
house, I was a new of new jersey, so like I know what I know
about the guido life.
Yeah, but guididet, do youthink Melissa Gorga would call
herself a Guidet?
I feel like she'd be like, no,don't say that about me.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
No, I don't think people who consider themselves
rich or classy would considerthemselves a Guidet.
But is she rich or classy?
I feel like she was marriedinto the rich and classy life,
and she just plays that part.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
On display.
On display.
On display.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
If Princess Catherine was a gwee dad, that is.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Who's Princess Catherine, Princess Kate,
whatever of the United Kingdom?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Kate, who went missing, Kate?
Where's Kate?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
She just returned last week or this week that lies
.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, I was gonna say photoshopped.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
In a car.
She looked rough.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Wait, she was the one who was going through cancer.
Right, yeah, the lies.
Oh my god, heather, they'regonna come after us.
I know I need to turn my micoff.
I'm sorry I've been drinkingtoo much.
Okay, let's talk about my tires.
I know I need to turn my micoff.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm sorry I've been drinking too much.
Okay, let's talk about my tires.
What a relief.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Well, okay, I didn't.
I've moved y'all.
I don't live in the same houseanymore, so I do not have my
plant room anymore.
I sold my big and my small growtents that, like I would grow
stuff in goodbye.
Um, they're in different homesnow.
Um, probably people are growingweed in them now.
But, um, I had two mills bowsand two fabric cores and I sold

(54:04):
one of each.
So now I just have a mills bowand a fabric core left.
Um, and that's kind of it thefirst y'all.
The first weekend when I movedinto my apartment, hello that,
that's my fucking microphone Ipressed the wrong one it was the

(54:25):
hottest weekend of the year andI move and my apartment's ac is
not working.
It is 85 degrees in my apartment.
When I move in and I'm through,I'm like raging.
I actually cried to my dad whenI was moving out of my house.
We were like just going back tothe house to grab a couple
things.
I'd already moved into theapartment and he's like how's it

(54:45):
going?
And I was like I can't go back.
It's so hot there and my daddoesn't tolerate that shit.
So he's like well, let's dosomething about it.
Let's tell him it does, let'stell him 85 degrees doesn't work
for you.
Then, like I watched his wordsand I was like okay, next we go
to the leasing office and thelady's like so flustered because
I have like a list of problemsto bring to her yeah I'm like,

(55:07):
first of all, I can't request amaintenance like request.
Put in a maintenance request onthe website like it's just
straight up, not popping up, um,and then our ac doesn't work.
Also our toilets don't work, um.
But honestly, I care more aboutthe ac because we have one
toilet that's kind of working.
The other one is not working atall and she's freaking out,
she's fixating on the fact thatI can't submit a maintenance

(55:28):
request and she's freaking outand I'm like, frankly, I said to
her I don't care because the acis not working girl, it is, it
is 90 degrees out.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
It is, oh, it's 92 degrees outside.
When I first came in because itwas like what, the second or
third day that you had moved inand I came over and it was fine.
When we got there at first andI was like, wow, this is getting
really hot well, and it's likeit was cooler out in the common
area where we were, but becausemy bedroom is so big and there's
one little vent for my bedroom,it was hotter in my bedroom.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I was freaking out, imagine, yeah, so it was like I
think it was 78 or 79 like thecommon area, but it was 84 in my
bedroom, 85.
Yeah, I was.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I would kill myself, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
And you know me Like the second I got here I was like
Brandon, it's hot, you need toturn your.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
AC back on and, mind you, it's 72 degrees.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
That's hot.
Yeah Well, we're also underlike lights now too.
Are like lights now too, nothelping?
And we're also getting allworked up and you're pumping me
full of alcohol, heather's right, that's all you do is pedal the
pedal, the alcohol.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, of course, anyways.
But going back to my tires, soif you guys follow me on

(56:36):
instagram, you may have seen me.
I posted my posted a picture ofmy tire.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Um, once again utilizing my following.
Once again utilizing myfollowing.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, utilizing my following, it's not that
shredded, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I mean, I was like I personally have, who've had my
tire explode on the highway fourtimes.
I was like this is fine, it'snot going to explode Like don't
drive 80 miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
And then I was like, but I'm in an SUV.
And you're like, yeah, yeah,maybe that's not safe because my
whole car will go you were inlittle cars every time your tire
popped um and all I do is takethe freeways and go fast,
because I, because I'm a charliexdx fan now, so I drive fast
she's bumping it.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I'm bumming it in the car.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Well, no, not like that um, she's bumping 365 yep,
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, whena big pink truck, yes, spring
breakers.
So I posted on my instagramstory and I say hey, y'all.
So is this a big deal?
My dms are flooded, everyone'slike girl.

(57:39):
My friend, julie, shout outjulia, she goes nicole and I'm
like okay, y'all someone someonemessaged me.
They said, as a former lawyer,for good year tire, it's a big
deal.
And I'm like all right.
And then, oh my god, poor, uh,um shout out, adam, not dude.

(58:00):
He messages me and he's likenicole, we value your life and
your safety, get that fixed.
And then someone else I think alocal person was like hey, yeah
, um, you're either gonna killyourself or somebody else, so
you should probably get thatfixed I will say I did one time
see someone's tire explode onthe highway.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
That a dodge ram the big one.
It exploded right yeah, thetire flew and it went boing,
boing, boing, boing, boing downa four-lane highway.
The truck went and like slammedand sparks everywhere.
I was like because I wasdriving right next to it.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
It's horrifying were other people dodging the tire
then, well scary.
They were fortunately like inthe right laneging the tire,
then well, harry.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
They were fortunately like in the right lane and the
tire went into the ditch andthen the truck followed suit.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I was next to a semi truck that popped a tire one
time and when I tell you thatwas the loudest, scariest thing
I've ever heard I've heard thatis horrific and it can push your
car off the highway um, no,because, yeah, it went bah and
me and isabella was sitting nextto me in the car and we were
like what the fuck?
and um, for some reason, thesemi-truck starts jiggling, like
it's going up and down and it'slike it's like it's doing this

(59:15):
and I'm like what the fuck?
And I speed up and I see thatit just goes off like right
where I was, because I was theclosest to like the side of the
road, and then it was like inthe lane next to me and I like
just zoomed out of the way andthey were like oh my god, that
was fucking scary.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
So every time I drive by a semi truck, that's what
I'm thinking about now yeah, youshouldn't be by their tires,
like if you're stuck by theirtires you should speed up or
slow down so, anywho, I'm like,fine y'all.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Oh my god, clearly this tire is a big deal.
Did you fix it?
Did I fix it heather?
Yes, I'm getting there, oh okay.
So, um, I make an appointmentbecause I think this was on a
saturday.
Yeah, because I was supposed tocome over here and I was like
hey y'all, everyone's messagingme oh yeah, you were over and

(01:00:00):
I'm like I think I'm not gonnacome over because I don't want
to blow my tire in the middle ofthe night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
And then brandon's in the middle of the night.
Yeah, in that dream brain rot.
Swifties is what we are hereshould we start a second taylor,
swift podcast oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
No, because you know how much hate we'd get from the,
from the swifties.
Yeah, we're not, because youknow.
You know that one guy with themustache that they hate who
talks about coflore yes, theyhate him, he's so funny, but we
would be like that and I don'tthink they would like that.
Um.
Shout out to that guy, though.
Um, it's one of those peoplewho I can't tell if he likes
taylor swift or not same thingwith the swiftologist.

(01:00:38):
Do you see that fucker?
He dread.
No, I'll show you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Oh yes, yes, he says the swiftologist.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Oh, I know I fucking don't like you.
Um, no, it's the only.
I don't leave hate comments onpeople unless they unless they
really deserve it.
Um, I don't leave hate commentson people's videos, but every
time I see this fucker, I don'teven follow him.
He pops up and I'm just likegod, you just need to be told
how awful you are, but I don't.
I refrain because I try and bea nice person.
So any, okay tire.

(01:01:05):
So I'm like fine, y'all, it'sfucking saturday.
I will make an appointment atfor 8 am before I have to go to
work.
I worked at 11 on monday.
No one's open on like sunday todo my tires.
So I'm like okay, not 8 am.
I'm going to get my tire fixedon monday, so go to discount
tire, because you told me, go todiscount tires I'm like all

(01:01:25):
right, go discount tire um, andI had just gotten paid.
So I'm like, yay, I'm gonna beable to like buy this on my own,
not even have to tell my dadthat I had to get it fixed.
He's gonna be so proud of me.
I'm such a good adult.
So I wait.
And, first of all, there's ahuge line and I'm, I'm, I'm very
like it's autism.
It's like I have an appointment, though, like I have an
appointment right now andthere's five people in line in

(01:01:46):
front of me, but my appointmentis now.
So what are we gonna do aboutthat?
so I finally get up to the frontand the guy's like okay, let's
go look at your car, becausethey always go look at your car
god, then they have to talk toyou he takes a lap around my car
and he's like, so were youlooking to just get the one
fixed or all four?
and I was like, well, do I needall four fixed?

(01:02:08):
And he's like I'm not sure ifyou're aware of this, but these
tires are original to the car.
My car is 10 years old.
So I was like, oh, so thesetires are like nine or ten years
old.
He's like like yeah, and I'mlike, okay, first of all, how
would I know that?
I've had this car for threeyears?
That's not my fault.
And he's like he looking at thetread, or is that what it's

(01:02:31):
called?
Yeah, the tread looking at theoh yes, I know everything.
So it's like to the point where, like if it gets any worse,
they actually won't work on itanymore because of how unsafe it
is when they're like we're notgoing to release your car to you
because you can't drive offthis lot.
Yeah, that's how it was about tobe there.
He's like you are just almostto the point where we can't do

(01:02:52):
anything about this and I waslike, oh God, four new tires.
So he's going over the pricewith me.
I'm like, god, it then reallynice high tier ones, based on
like how much mileage you getout of them.
And I'm like, okay, I'll begood and I'll pick the middle
ones.
I won't be like the cheap girlwho's like, just give me the
cheapest thing.

(01:03:12):
So I'm like, okay, I'll get themiddle range ones, whatever.
I'm still going to have to hitup my dad and be like, hey, you
got to send me money, becausethat's like I don't even have
enough money in my bank accountnow for all four tires.
I thought I was gonna have topay like 200 bucks for one tire,
so I don't know.
Or two, because I know that youcan't really just get one tire.
Yeah, you have to get two,otherwise it fucks up your
alignment like it's minimumminimum to maximum for something

(01:03:35):
like that.
So hey, I'm like fine, all fourtires, whatever.
So I'm dinging around targetand fridley, and then they call
and they're like hey, so we havesome technical difficulties.
I'm like of course you do theyalways do, oh my god.
I was like okay, what is it he'slike, so your lug nuts are
swollen.
I said what are you talkingabout?
That's unsexual, I know.

(01:03:56):
I was like what do you mean?
He's like your lug nuts areswollen and, like we, it would
not be safe for us to put themback on.
And I was like, oh my God, tellme why.
Some new lug nuts, which arejust some nuts and bolts $50.
All right, whatever.
I was like fuck you Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Cause I mean there's technically five on each, that's
20.
So I guess it's like not thatbad.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
but still a-up is what?
The, the follow-up is myproblem.
The whole point of the story.
Basically, oh my God.
So he's like yeah, so we'regoing to pop him back on.
You can just start heading back.
I was like all right, so I'mwalking back.
I'm like almost out of theTarget Fridley parking lot and
he calls me again.
I'm like, oh my God, what now?

(01:04:38):
And he's like so we can'tactually get your hubcaps back
on with these new lug nutsbecause they like put the hubcap
on and then the lug nuts and Iguess the lug nuts are too big
for my hubcaps, huh, and thenI'm like okay, like don't, I
need hubcaps.
And he's like not really.
And I'm like, okay, well, likewhat do?

(01:05:01):
What do we do about that?
I'm like I don't really knowwhat that means.
Like what do we do?
And like the phone line cutsout and I can see that the phone
is still going and I'm likehello, hello, hello and I just
hang up.
I'm like whatever.
So then five months later I geta text that my car is ready and
I'm like oh my god, okay, so Igo and I pay and I say to the
guy I'm like so it sounds likelike the guy I'm like giving my

(01:05:22):
money to, so it sounds like theycan't get my hubcaps back on,
like I'm confused and he goesyes, your total is 900.
And I was like okay, well,guess you don't care.
I go back out to my car and Ilook at them and I'm just like,
oh, my god, they look so uglybecause now it's just my dirty

(01:05:43):
rims on the, on this tire dirtyit looks like I have four spare
tires on my car it's giving madmax
it's so ugly.
I'm like and you guys, I don'teven care about having a nice
car, I drive a ford escape.
It's not a fancy car, I like it.
It's my second ford escape, um,and I'm just, I'm I'm like,

(01:06:03):
okay, for like a thousanddollars, I'm leaving with my car
looking like this.
That's insane.
I I'm just, I don't understand.
I'm just like, okay, I'm notreally happy with this service,
like that's, all you do is tires.
I'm so confused they didn'toffer like new hubcaps, or like
even to sell me new hubcaps.
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I don't know if they even have them there, so I left
a review okay, I I haven't heardthis part of the story and I'm
excited to hear it yes, I left areview, brandon, and they
started hitting me up becausethat is my due diligence at my
job.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
When people leave even a four-star review, I reach
out to be like, hey, justcurious how we could have made
this like a five-star, likeservice for you not enough.
So I leave a three-star reviewat discount tire and fridley and
I'm just like it was like fastI guess and they were
communicative I guess, but I'mlike I mean I've been to the
same one, and those are twoadjectives I would not describe

(01:06:59):
my service, okay I would saylike it, I still made it to work
on time.
Sure, I got the tires, like Iwas supposed to, sure, um, but I
was like no hubcaps.
I'm so confused like I'mleaving with my car looking
worse than when I came in, in myopinion.
So then they do this thing whereI get I don't know if it's like
an automated message orsomething, but I get an email or

(01:07:21):
a call or something wherethey're like hey, like, we'd
love to hear more about yourlike experience yeah so they
send me a link where I fill outmy information and then I have
to leave my overview again, so Ijust copy and paste the same
thing and then the actual storereaches out to me and it's like
hey, like, so it sounds like weweren't able to get your hubcaps

(01:07:41):
back on.
And he says something like youcan come back in, we can try
getting back on.
I'm like I know you're notgoing to be able to get them
back on because they don't fiton.
Oh, by the way, they left himin my passenger seat yep they
were just sitting there in mypassenger seat with.
Okay, you guys, the box of lugnuts was right there in front of
them passenger seat and now thelug nuts are the lug nuts are

(01:08:04):
all over the floor, you guysrolling no, yeah, because I
slammed on my brakes one time.
The lug nuts went flying.
So now there's like well, howmany did you say there are per
tire?
Five or six?

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
five to six per tire, so there's at least 20, 20 to
25.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, lug nuts floating around the bottom like
like passenger seat area, andnow the hubcaps are like in the
back seat because I had to drivesomeone and I was like let me
move my fucking hubcaps that nowlive with me in the car.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
So yeah, anyways I'm so mad about that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
So where are the hubcaps now?
Nicole in my back seat stillwish they were on my tires where
they should be, but oh my god.
So I mean that was that that'smy tire fiasco.
I do still have to go in andface them and be like, uh, so
what are we gonna do about this?
How are we gonna make me ahappy customer?
How are we gonna rectify this?

(01:08:55):
No, because my mom saw my storyand she's like you need to have
those.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Then put those back on yeah, because I posted on my
instagram, because they need toorder lug nuts that fit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Yeah, she was like they should give you lug nuts
that actually fit on there,because, okay, my hubcaps aren't
fancy, but they're the onesthat say Ford, they go with my
car.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Yeah, because remember when I was talking to
you about this, I thought youmeant there were rims with the
little middle hubcap, like justso for just to cover the nuts,
not the I didn't the wholefucking thing because you have
nice hubcaps that look like rimsthat's why I could not brain it
for the life of me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I could not tell the difference between rim, a hug
and a hubcap.
I google it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
I saw your car many times and I thought you had rims
.
So that's when you said thehubcaps.
That's why I was so confusedand I thought you just had the
cap over the lug nuts, becauseford does that where it's just
like the little one I guess,like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
So it's not.
You can't see through my tirenow.
Like there's still, like, Iguess, rims in the tire, like
the dirty part is that the rim?
I don't know, I don't care, itjust looks ugly.
Whatever it is, it's dirty,it's like rusted, looking it's
orange, like it's filthy.
It just pisses me off becauseit makes my car look so much
ickier you're not wrong anywaysyeah, what else is going on with

(01:10:10):
you, brandon?
We could be wrapping this upsoon.
We should probably wrap it'sbeen an hour and ten, I haven't
talked about my soup era.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
This has been our longest podcast I think we need.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
No, it hasn't no, this is not our longest one wait
is that one hour ten minutesyeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
We've been gone for a while.
We have a lot to say.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
And you got a new producer.
Hello, I can't wait for peopleto be like we love Heather.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Or maybe they won't, maybe they'll hate you, they
could bully you, oh, they couldbully you.
Oh my God, bully me, bully.
Oh my god, bully me, flatter me, bully me, yeah what's your
go-to drink right now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
because I'm in my you know, I'm in my lemonade era,
brandon loves.
Okay, for brandon's birthday.
I was like, well god, I gottapick up, okay, those popsicles
were so good really yes, withyes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Wait, the margarita ones.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Yeah, those were forced upon me several times and
they were delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
So I went to Fridley Liquor, where Brandon frequents.
Do I need to be telling peopleexactly where you live and where
?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
you frequent.
Who cares?
Technically, I live in Fridley,but I don't live in Fridley.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
So Fridley, liquor, fridlick the Fridl in fridley,
but I don't live in fridley.
So fridley, liquor, fridley thefridley, brayden goes there and
I'm like, well, I guess Ishould go and get brandon like
bring, bring, like some alcoholfor his birthday.
He'll love that.
And I show up and I'm just likegod damn brandon's, like a wine
snob a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
So I'm like god damn, what do I get?
I love boxed wine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
He's not a snob, no but I've seen you drink stuff
where you're like this isdisgusting.
I guess I drink the whole thing, though You're not wrong.
The whole thing is, Brandondoesn't waste alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
We don't waste alcohol in this house.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
People are like I could leave this sitting on the
counter and he'll finish it forme.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I had to teach Nicole to stop pouring it down the
drain.
Just leave it on the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
I'll finish up.
It may be today, maybe tomorrow.
It might be like the next daybut it will get drank.
It's really sad actually.
Um, I'm not laughing, I'mserious, serious.
Anyways, I go to the liquorstore and I'm like, oh god, I
don't know.
And here's the thing.
I always get worried because Idon't go to liquor store very
often.
I always worry that I look solost and out of place.
They're gonna think I'munderaged, they're gonna think I
can't, I shouldn't be here, um.

(01:12:25):
But anyways, the lady's likehow can I help you?

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
and I was like I don't know, my friend's probably
already oh no, they always askyou for the look and I'm like I
don't need help leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
I said my friend's probably already been here today
, um, but I don't that's what Isaid.
I said he's probably alreadybeen here.
I don't know what he gets,though I know he likes a savvy B
and they're kind of likelooking at me and like why would
you call it that?
And I'm like I don't know.
I said he gets a box wine,savvy B and she's like I can
look up his rewards number.
And I said yeah, his number isno Um.

(01:12:53):
She said what's his first lastname?
I says Brandon Bennett.
Um, so she looks you up and Iwas like slay, that's what we're
getting.
I grabbed the boat about.
I told you this when I got toyour birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I said they had to look up your account so I can
know what you got I don't thinkI realized this when you were
explaining it, not like you'reexplaining in detail.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
You know she's like boat a box savvy b.
I was like all right, we'll getthat, yeah she's probably like
scrolling like boat a box shegoes.
Oh, I know him she's like oh,it's that sucker with the
mustache and the muscles.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Well, I will say I'm the only person who is not a
fucking nightmare who goes intothat establishment you know what
you want.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
You get your in and out.
I'm sure they're.
I'm like, so yeah.
And then I grabbed these randomlike popsicle things.
I don't know what they were.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
They were Cutwaters.
Huh, the Cutwater popsicles.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Is it the brand?
Yeah, I just grabbed a box oflike popsicles.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Remember the we gave you the pina colada ones.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
No, you didn't give me anything.
Yeah, I didn't have any ofthose.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Yeah, you did.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
No, I didn't give me anything.
I didn't have any of those.
No, I didn't, because I leftthat night when they were still
wet and I did not see you thenext day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Oh no, it was a different time.
It was before that it was thesame brand.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Wait, did you give Nicole the same cut water that
you?
Gave me at two in the morning.
That made me vomit all day thenext day.
That cut water.
Well, I technically didn't.
Amy visited, she brought those.
It's a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
It was just a whole damn thing.
Don't ever drink those.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
My.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
God, I didn't even talk about my card getting shut
off due to fraud.
It's just been kind of a crazyday.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Yeah, you've had a day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I mean a crazy week or two.
I'm just trying my best.
That's why I'm stress eating.
Come on, all this stupid shit.
My stupid tires my card, thoughI do love that now I go to.
I use a credit union.
I broke up with wells fargo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I was with them for life I am the biggest wells
fargo hater and you broke upwith them.
We just need to get brennan tobreak up with them I had no the
brandon.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
When I tell you the card, the account that I have
had was the same one that Iopened, like my first bank
account.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Well, I just got a $100 check because Wells Fargo
fucked me over so bad 10 yearsago.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I don't think I'm getting one of those.
You might Well, because Ididn't.
My account was negative when Iclosed it.
Well, actually, no, you knowwhat they did, brandon?
They closed it for me because Ijust stopped using it and
they're like well, fine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
You're negative 400 bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
You're clearly never paying it, so we're closing this
account for you.
I was like oh, that's actuallyone of the things they got sued
for.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
What did you just?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
say they got sued for that, sued for closing people's
accounts yeah what that's kindof crazy the way they did it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Technically you can, but you're probably due for some
compensation maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Well, here's the thing is my account was negative
, so they they think I owe them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
It's the lies for me the city of san francisco kicked
wells fargo out of their citybanking, so oh, my god city of
what san francisco?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
the gays said goodbye yeah well, if you have wells
fargo, get rid of it no,honestly, you know you guys, I
thought that I needed them andhonestly, I'm loving my credit
union.
I was able to walk in afterthere was like fraud on my
account.
I was able to walk in and theyjust gave me a new card.
I didn't have to wait like twomonths for one to get shipped in
the mail and then lost like thetwo times Wells Fargo had to do

(01:16:15):
that for me.
It got lost in the mail yeah andthen they had to close my whole
account and like open up a newone or some shit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
It was so stupid well , sort of the worst but I'm
loving it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
It's so fun.
I'm also loving soup latelybecause it's fall, but more more
on that at 11 soup girl fallany last words, brandon oh my
god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Yeah, we let's wrap this up with.
This is might be our longestepisode ever, it's not?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
though I don't think you realize that we've had a
much longer episode than thislike.
Like with a guest, it was likean hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Yeah, Well, I mean somebody, somebody.
That's the third person.
I'm trying so hard to keep mymouth shut and it is very
difficult.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Well, let's wrap it up, and then we can all be
yapping.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Yappers.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Brandon, where can people find you?
Bing bong?
Oh my God, that's.
Oh my God, that's not our Iforgot the buttons.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Well, we're going to press that.
Anyway, you can find me atBrandonBedanicalcom.
Brandonbedanical on all socialmedias.
You can also find usWhereAreWeGrowing at
WhereAreWeGrowingcom.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
WhereAreWeGrowing on Instagram?
Wherearewegrowing on YouTube?
Tiktok, tiktok and YouTube.
We're going to start a TikTokBabe.
We already have a TikTok, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
We already posted on it multiple times.
We're going to post more on it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Now that we have actual video content, hopefully
you're seeing this, hopefully itworked.
It's still recording it's stillred.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
We got it working.
It recorded the whole time.
The quality will increase.
Anyway, Nicole, where can theyfind you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
You can find me on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
TikTok at Nicole, larson, grows and Heather where
can they find you?
Heathertroxelcom at HeatherTroxel.
It'll be linked because youwon't know how to spell it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I was like what did you just say?
The slurring?
This is not about me.
Anyway, we're restarting thesong because we just yapped so
long.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Now we gotta yap for a little while longer to finish
out the song.
Anyway, we love you all.
Leave us a five star review onApple and Spotify.
We really appreciate it.
This will help us grow.
This will help us get sponsors,which we need so we can keep
giving you the content you loveand Brandon can quit his job.
I don't wanna work anymore.

(01:18:19):
Sorry my boss, if you'relistening.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Loving y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Love, love.
Oh my God, this is so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
You're not Gen Z enough baby.
Bye, I'm a millennial.
Bye you.

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