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Speaker 2 (00:08):
hello, hello, hello
hi bitches hello hello I'm
feeling crazy, today crazy howare you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
oh my god, already I
can't talk so nicole has been
hit by the plague something likethat.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I also think I've
been doing too much car karaoke,
to be honest you have a lot ofcar karaoke.
No, and when?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I tell you, I only
see a small portion.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, you only see a
small portion when I tell you
I'm doing full songs.
The other day on the way towork I was like what if I, what
if I went to karaoke and put onall too well 10 minute version,
like could I really get throughit without looking at the lyrics
?
So I tried and I full out,saying the entire song.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Are you for real?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yes, in this in the
car, like, I mean obviously to
the song, but like I full out,saying like as if not like, not
in like a oh my God, I'm such agood singer.
Way, but in like a.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I knew all the words
by in a new I knew don't.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I've seen the video
of you.
Uh, when we were at taylor'snight with mari um, we were
watching the video back and theway, like brayden, when we get
to the whole fuck the patriarchywhich everyone knows, that
lyric you're going yeah, I don'tknow any words of any songs at
any time, and it's due to mytrauma I know, I know, but yeah,
I did it in a, in like the wayyou would sing at karaoke, not
(01:26):
in like a.
I'm auditioning for AmericanIdol, way, yeah, or?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
so when I sing all I
want for Christmas, is you in
the middle of June?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, like at the
garage in.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Milwaukee.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Speaking of, like,
all I want for Christmas.
Um, it is almost Lisa Barlow um, away in a manger era.
Okay, it is almost Lisa Barlow,away in a Manger era.
Okay, I don't know who I okay,I think it was my hairstylist,
because I went and got my hairdone yesterday.
Shout out, sam.
He's like I wouldn't have knownthat song if it weren't for
Lisa Barlow.
I was, like you don't know,Away in a Manger.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Like is that song
that religious?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I guess.
I mean, I didn't grow upreligious and I knew it.
My eyes are already wateringfrom these fucking lights.
Oh yeah, if you guys arelistening, make sure you go
watch us on the YouTube.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh yeah, we have a
full YouTube channel, if we
didn't talk about this in thelast episode.
You can watch not the video,but every Episode on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Where are they going
to see this?
On YouTube Of the previousepisodes oh yeah, we don't have
videos of those, but we havevideos of now we're almost to
100 episodes no, we're not.
I think this will be our 91stepisode I think you just made
that up, because the way that wehad our 50th episode and then,
like, didn't really record afterthat, I think you're making
that up.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, okay according to
youtube.
Oh but there's repeats, sowe've had, like you know, fill
in episodes.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yes, yes, sir, yes,
I've been hit by the plague a
little bit, it happens.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I feel like
everyone's getting sick.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Everyone's getting
sick.
Many people at work canceledtheir appointments today because
they were sick with COVID, I'vedoubled my zinc.
Doubled your zinc.
Is that supposed to help withsickness?
Oh yeah, zycam, zycam, baby ohI put zinc on my face for
skincare oh, what kind of zincwell, it's just the ordinary um
niacinamide plus zinc it'sreally why.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
are you laughing?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I was just imagining
you're smearing like paste, oh
well no, well, no, I guess zinccomes in many forms.
Zinc melts in your mouth.
It's gross.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh, is that what you
were talking about earlier today
?
Okay, yes.
Anyways, what's new with you?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I just got back from
ACL.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh yeah, Okay, so I
do have that on my list.
If you guys are not aware whatACL is, it's Austin City Limits.
It's a big music festival thathappens every year in austin,
texas baby, that texas sun.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, so how did you
like austin, because I don't
have you ever been there.
Okay, so I would say Iexperienced point zero, zero,
zero, zero, zero, zero, onepercent of austin okay I
experienced one restaurant, oneshop um and one airbnb and
silker park did you like drivedowntown?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
no I mean, well, you
saw it kind of I saw it because
I was tracking you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I will say you're
close to downtown the skyline is
gorgeous and they're putting uplike 10 skyscrapers right now
okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I googled the other
day how many people live there
and it's like a lot yeah Ithought it was like the size of
minneapolis.
It is not.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It is big yeah dang,
I guess everything is bigger in
texas, baby, literally becausehouston's the fourth biggest
city in the us behind new york,la chicago, houston- okay, I
forget that because, honestly,when I'm in houston it doesn't
feel that big no but there'sjust a fuck ton of people there
yeah, and austin austin looksbecause austin's hilly, so it's
(04:41):
really pretty okay.
But the houses are insanebecause everyone from California
moved there so we did drivethrough some neighborhoods, so I
did see the houses and I waslike God damn, this looks like
Minneapolis prices around here.
I don't think we're in Houstonanymore, nuts.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
How was the Airbnb?
Any cockroaches?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Allegedly.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Allegedly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And apparently it was
one of the water bug ones, like
the big ones, uh, one of thegirls, big guys, in the morning
opened up the dishwasher and itlike fell out and like scuttled
across the floor.
No, ma'am, and I was like wecan't do that but the airbnb was
really nice.
It had a wood burning fireplace.
Oh, and they provided the wood.
I did light a fire oh see who'sburning a wood fireplace in
(05:28):
texas we don't have producerheather here today, but she
would be proud to know that Iburned you burned like actual
wood.
Yeah, wow, although thatthere's a I'm used to like my
parents house which is, like youknow, like a full-size house.
Burning wood, it kind of likedissipates the smoke in an
apartment.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It is not the best,
it like kind of gets everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, it was not good
, but they had every amenity.
You could tell we were like thesecond people.
They had a tray full of snacks.
We raided the entire thing.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I love that they had
so much coffee.
I think you sent me the snackas a picture of the snack tray.
What, what other amenities thatthey have?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
like all these
brochures, board games, like how
airbnbs used to be like 10, 15years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I haven't seen that
in a while where it was like,
where you're like oh, they likeput in, they're happy I'm here
yeah, and they kept checking in.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
They're like, oh hope
everything's okay, like, and
they'd like send little updates.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It was very cute oh,
so you'd stay there again if you
went back oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't know.
It's a hip hideaway in austintexas, saratoga ridge apartments
.
If you can find that on airbnb,I would highly recommend
saratoga, yeah, okay likesaratoga.
I think that's like a type oflike wagon that they crossed the
oregon trail with like it'slike the biggest of all the
wagons oh, okay I'm pretty sureI could be wrong you're just
(06:51):
making that up it could be atype of cactus could be.
I would believe it no, I'mpretty sure it's a pretty sure
it's a wagon we will.
We will get people fact checkingus in us in the.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
DMs.
God bless the fact-checkers.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh no, we don't have
anyone to use the Google app for
us.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I know we don't have
a producer Heather here like we
did last episode.
That was really helpful.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I think it's a
requirement.
No, we literally were recordingtoday.
You have to come over.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
And she's like I
can't, I have to get up at 6 am.
And I was reading that and Iwas thinking I have to get up at
6 am and then you replied andyou were like I have to get up
at 6 am I don't even have to.
I'm choosing to keep in mindit's also it is not even 7 pm
right now.
So I said have someself-control and leave at a
reasonable time.
But that's hard to do atbrandon's.
Because the other day I waslike, okay, okay, I'm leaving,
and he's like, well, I'm puttingon the heiress tour.
(07:42):
And I was like, well, Did Ireally?
Yes, I literally was like I'mleaving, and he put it on and I
was like, well, I'll stay for alittle bit.
And I stayed until, like, thefolklore era, whoops, yeah.
I was like, well, I got to staythrough all too well 10 minute
version.
I saw a Swifty and her littlefolklore cardigan at Target and
(08:03):
I almost said something.
Well, I'm wearing my TaylorSwift shirt.
Y'all who are watching on theYouTube?
I'm wearing my Taylor Swiftshirt.
Oh, I don't have my TorturePoets ring on, but I have my
little jewel bracelet on.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, I don't have any
of my Taylor jewelry on Wow, I
had it all.
On Hater, hater.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I got compliments on
my lover's earrings from okay, I
was wondering because I waslike is brandon wearing lover
earrings at?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
a non tailor-stuffed
event oh, and then the second
day I was wearing gold and I hadall my tailor jewelry on.
I had my swifty tdbd, tdbd.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I didn't put the tdbd
earrings in I felt like I
needed a bigger earring.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, absolutely
granted, a hoop with a crossed
angle is I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's not that big,
but well, when you don't have
big hair in tex, you gotta gobig with the jewelry, right.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, and then I did
wear the cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's the sisterhood
of the traveling cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The picture that Nate
took of you from the side, I
was like, oh, brandon looks good, brandon looks real good.
So cute, y'all are so cute.
I'd die.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I got more pictures
for you.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yes, I was literally
showing everybody.
Yes, I was literally showingeverybody.
Um, I don't know who I wasshowing.
I was showing everybody, thoughI was like mari, look at them,
they're so cute.
Okay, I'm trying to pull up mylittle list of things.
Um, so, tell me about thefestival.
Who are you excited to see?
How is doula peep?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, so going into
austin city limits, I would say
I only knew like 15 of theartists, like more than two or
three songs yeah, people werecomplaining in the comments
about their shitty lineup thisyear and I was like, well, who
did they have last year?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
and I pulled up last
year's lineup and I was like, oh
, everybody was there last year.
Oh, I get it so but this yearit was chapel fest, so but I'm
glad she I'm glad she showed upfor you it was.
I told you I was austin chapellimits yeah I told you that I
was hoping that she'd cancel onyou too, because I was pissed
off that you're going to see herwithout me.
But it was pretty iconic, andI'll talk about my Hulu
(09:50):
experience after you.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So we get there and
we go to Friday.
Mind you, I am 33 years old,I'm two years away from
retirement.
Like I am too old to be at amusic festival Okay.
Like I am too old to be at amusic festival okay.
And we get there at friday.
We get there at like 4 pm,which I felt like was a good
time, and we go to this oneartist named elderbrook who I'd
(10:13):
never heard of.
Apparently he's a dj who alsosings while djing and plays
instruments while djing andhyped up the crowd also while
djing oh that.
That was good.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
He does it all.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That was a good show,
but it was like 4 pm, hot,
beaming sun on you.
You don't want to dance toohard.
So then we saw a bunch of otherpeople that night and I was
like, okay, I don't know whothese people are, I don't care.
And then it was like 7 pm.
We sat down a little grassyarea waiting to go see chris
(10:45):
stapleton okay, he's in country,I think okay, I've heard of him
.
Yes, like I know, I know he's afamous person, I just don't
listen to his music.
And then we were sitting down.
We're like okay, should we justleave?
So we left and I was like thankfucking god that was on friday
that was friday okay, because umdoula peep was saturday night
(11:07):
right.
So saturday was the long dayevery so I was people.
So obviously, nate, myboyfriend, is like a musical
artist, like he's deep intomusic.
I would say I have a veryshallow music taste.
Like music I like, but itdoesn't inspire me like it
inspires other people.
I can't memorize a lyric, Ican't memorize a beat, but
(11:29):
that's about it.
So I was with him.
Who's like top tier musicperson and then I feel like
everyone else we were with waslike second and third tier music
people and I'm like 10th tiermusic people.
So I'm like I don't give a shitabout any of these people I'm
just here to drink uh and wastemy money and then, like once in
a while, I'd be like at a setand I'd be like, oh, I've heard
(11:50):
this song on tiktok.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
No, that's me,
because when I was watching the
hulu thing and I saw queenherbie, which I feel so bad that
I've not known- she didn't knowwho queen herbie was.
I did not know, no.
But then I heard a couple songsand I was like oh, I know that
one, oh, I know that one, oh, Iknow that one brenna would have
some things to say if she wasproducing right now oh yeah, she
would be screaming in thebackground.
You'd hear her um.
You know, queen herbie.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I wish we would have
gotten to see her, but she was
just like not at a place wherewe could see her instant fan.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I was an instant fan
because I normally I'm not the
type of person to like seesomeone's performance and then
be like, oh, I'm into it, I'minto them now yeah but I was
like oh, she's fabulous.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was curious because
I don't know if she's really
performed that much.
So I was curious what she'd belike on stage because she's a
YouTube singer.
So she back in the day when Iwas in college she went by
Carmen she.
Her name was Carmen K-A-R-I-M.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I, I know that, yep,
no, okay, no, no, no, no.
I know who the fuck that is,and so that's like.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's when I told
you she does the fast Rick Ross
like from that Chris Brown song.
She's like I'm trying to lookup.
When she was like in a 50spinup.
She was always in, like the redstriped Denim shorts with the
high waist buttons.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Oh my God, that is
insane.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And then she married
a music producer and completely
rebranded herself.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Carmen with a K.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, K-A-R-I-M.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
K-A-R-I-M.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Carmen.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
K-A-R-M-N-I.
I was thinking Carmine.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, like what?
The fuck, dude, that just blewmy mind.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I was like there's no
way you don't know who Queen
Herbie is, Whether you know herlike now this song.
Yeah, because that was herboyfriend at the time.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh my God, that's
killing me.
Oh my god, that's killing me.
I was right, he was wrong.
That was one of my hip hopdance songs Back in the day when
I was in dance class.
That is crazy.
(14:01):
No, so actually I'm an OG fan,just so you know.
I take that back.
I'm an OG fan, just so you know.
I take that back.
I'm an OG fan.
I've known her forever.
People that just change theirname.
I'm like what the fuck?
I can't keep up on that.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The artist formerly
known as Carmen.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh my God, that is
crazy.
Anyways Okay so Saturday we getthere at 1 pm.
Okay, snapchat does this thingnow, where whenever someone
sends me a video, that's howmine has been for two years now.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a nightmare, yep
so whenever you get a rant from
me, and so and so that's whenpeople complain about getting
too many snaps from me and Iknow they're only getting one
notification.
I'm like bitch, you don't knowbecause so you can do eight you
use.
They don't have the circlesanymore, but used to be able to
do eight circles on Snapchat.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And now it's three
whole minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And so and so, like
that eight was I don't know
whatever, but each circle usedto be a notification for me.
So I would get, if you, if youuse the whole three minutes, I
would get eight notifications,oh my God.
Well, I know it's still, Istill do, but do they?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
okay, you set down
your phone and you're watching a
Snapchat, it automaticallyplays the next one, right, yeah,
because my friend shout outAnita, love you.
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Does she have an
Android?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, so every time
she sends me snaps.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Kara's are like that
too.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Like it'll just keep
repeating the same snap and I
have to click to the next oneand it kind of drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I think older
Androids do that.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Anita, do that.
I need to give you one of myold iPhones or something.
We need to change somethingabout this.
Something's got to be done.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, so, aco, okay,
so we get there at 1pm.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
On Saturday.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yes, we go see this
person called Lola Red.
I've never heard of her before,but she was fabulous.
All these people were amazingartists.
Every single one was incredible.
I just knew zero songs.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's kind of
fucking sucky though.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Saturday we went to
all these amazing artists and
they were all women who wereBritish or potentially Irish.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That was kind of
weird, but we saw a bunch of.
They were good.
I was sitting there because I'mgoing to enjoy it.
I've had a very weird BecauseSaturday we kind of split up so
it was me and nate and then thegirls went to like different
people and then we kind ofreunited at dualipa so it was
just me and nate and it was verynice to like just be with him
and like he's like vibing, I'mlike I'm vibing with you.
(16:17):
I don't know any of these songsbut I'm gonna enjoy this anyway
, but it was so hot.
So Friday it was 9.
7 pm.
Friday 95 degrees.
But there was a brisk windSaturday 1 pm, saturday 98
(16:41):
degrees, 110, real feel, not afucking whisper of air.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No cloud in the sky
either.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No clouds, no wind.
Oh my God, it was cooking.
I was like watching people inthe crowd just get progressively
more sunburned.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, did you put on
your sunscreen?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I only applied once,
right before we would get there.
I didn't get burnt at all.
I reapplied on my shoulders alittle bit burnt.
I didn't get burnt at all.
I reapplied, like on myshoulders a little bit.
Yeah, I didn't get burnt at all.
If you don't want to get burnt,take Axtazaxthin.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Is that a pill Link
in my Amazon shop?
Is that one of your thousandpills that you take every day
now?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And I think that's
why I didn't burn every day now
and I think that's why I didn'tburn, but it was so hot all day,
like, honestly, it was so hotthat my brain short-circuited.
I don't know who we saw.
I remember the first girl Ikind of remember this act for,
called the beaches yes, okay,yes, the beaches.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
When you were like
who the fuck is that?
I was like you don't know thebeaches they were.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
They were hot.
I was like there were so manyhot women performing.
I was like am I actually gay?
Damn.
But then we.
I saw Benson Boone from afar.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Please stay.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I saw him when he
chopped off his shirt and then
he did a what's a?
He did like a double or tripleflip off of the top stage onto
the bottom stage and the secondoh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he
does that.
The second, his feet hit theground.
He started singing again.
I was like what?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I think he did that
at the vmas, because I'm not a
big benson boone fan.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Like his music
doesn't?
It doesn't do it for me.
He just seems like he's like, Ifeel like the next harry styles
and like harry styles is verytalented it's just his music
it's just meh to me because it'snot fast enough.
Enough, you know I need a beat.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh well, I'll show
you some sad ones.
I know you like the sad Taylorstuff, so I'll show you some sad
Harry.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But I was made a
Benson Boone fan yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I like his curly hair
moment.
Yes, I like that little look.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
He could get it.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
But I mean, if you
got swag like that, I was like,
yeah.
Then we saw Teddy Swims Maybethat was Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Okay, one of my
mutuals that I met through the
plant world is friends with him.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
She posted on a for
his happy birthday and I was
like these are like pictures ofhim in your house, Like what I
was like, huh, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
He was incredibly,
like everyone was incredibly
talented.
Like I was like in shock.
I was like people can sing likethis but bring back good
singers.
Um, and then we all re-emergefor doula peep and I I said this
someone today I went into itlike I did seeing kelly clarkson
in 2013.
(19:28):
I know kelly clarkson's a goodsinger, but I went in kind of
like as a joke.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Like I'm like I have
low expectations for this.
I bet it's going to be good,but I have low expectations.
She blew my expectations out ofthe water.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh, she, the second.
There was that meme that waslike go on, girl, give us
nothing, she like.
It awakened something in her.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
She was.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
She can perform.
She did.
Did she do her little Houdinilike dance break that?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
she did on like some
like award show probably.
She did a lot of dance breaks,because what she did with her
whole set I don't know if youwatched it, but she would start
out her songs like the firstthird would be the normal song,
just her singing it like normal.
And then there would be like aand it would turn into like a
house 90s R&B remix and shewould go all out like just
(20:25):
dancing, singing remix, like itwas so good, shockingly good,
and she is hot.
Yeah, I didn't realize how hotshe was.
I knew she was good looking andher dad is hot, but like she is
hot Is she nipple baby lookingand her dad is hot.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
but like she is hot,
Is she an Epo baby?
You said her dad's hot.
Who is her dad?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I think she is an Epo
baby, I think, but I could be
wrong.
But I know her dad is hot and Ifeel like he has some
connection to the music industry.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
But her performance
was great.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I believe it.
She's that bitch now.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I have not listened
to any of her new albums.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I will say her new
singles.
I can't tell them apart fromher old singles.
It all sounds the same to me.
Again, I'm a 10th tier musiclover.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
So you're like here's
my opinion.
It doesn't fucking matter,though, though, because it's
just your opinion.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I know that New Rules
is her first song, her first
major song.
That's all I know.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yes, I got New Rules.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I count, I can't sing
New Rules and I think One Kiss
was like her second big hit.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
One kiss is all it
takes.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But her favorite move
was this Whenever, because the
drums would be like, she'd belike.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
She did a little
shimmy it was great.
You love it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I was shocked, she
was hot.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So I was unaware that
Hulu was live streaming all of
this until Sunday.
And then I was like I can watchchapel fucking roan, chapel
roan on the hulu.
So that's what I did.
I pulled it up and I waswatching, like everyone before
her.
But I will be watching it againthis next weekend because I do
want to see doula peep yeah, ohyeah, she's redoing it, yeah
because they're all repeating.
(22:12):
I wonder, are they gonna dolike?
Do you think chapel's gonna dothe same outfit?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
no new outfit she has
a new outfit every time, so
yeah, for the festivals, did you?
Did I send you that tiktok oflike the guy like pov or chapel
run style or costume designermaybe I haven't really been
watching people's tiktoks thatthey send me I think I sent it
to you today I've been likereally on, my love is blind
right now, oh yeah we arewatching that every night.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
The season is nuts,
we gotta talk, okay, but I'm
really okay.
Spoiler alert, are you like?
At least past an episode fourum a bunch of new episodes.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm on the first
episode of first or second I
think.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'm on the second,
mexico episode okay, so you've
already seen that they are nothaving britney and that fucking
guy who won't stop talking abouthis money, they like decided
not to have them I was kind ofbummed because I wanted to watch
them fall apart because the waythat she was so not into him no
, that was the second she sawhim, I was like, oh my god.
And then he's trying to like,he's all over her and she's
recoiling, she's recoiling,she's like oh no, she was nicole
(23:14):
her name's britney no, britneywas the the one who wanted to be
a sugar daddy yeah, and thenwho?
who's nicole?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't think there's
a nicole nicole's, the one who
girl, get your facts oh, I, Imissed the part where those two
met.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Met, yes, what you
need to like pay attention when
you're watching.
Well, no, I was drive me nuts,I was out of the room.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I think I was pooping
.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Okay, cause like they
met and it was so awkward, and
then, immediately after they met, Cause I did see where they
were, like they decided theywere not.
No, the producers decided notto have them come to Mexico.
And then they were like oh, bythe way, they went to Miami
together and then broke up acouple weeks later.
Yeah, I wanted to watch themfall apart, but anyways.
I wanted to watch Nicole and Idon't know who Nicole was.
(24:04):
Nicole and Sam, if I Google it,I'm going to get a spoiler.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
She was the one who
should have been with Benaiah,
like she was really into Benaiahand then Sam couldn't get
Brittany, or not Brittany,jasmine?
So then he was like Nicole, Iguess you'll work.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Are you talking about
love?
I love is blind UK.
No, because I pulled it up andit says love is blind UK.
These two, oh yep, that's whatI was.
You're, so we also started thatfucking drive me crazy this
whole time I'm talking about thenew love is blind, I don't
watch the uk, shit, okay, yeah,so we don't watch you.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
We finished the us
and there weren't.
There weren't enough episodes,so we watched it's.
It's too wholesome.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
For the most part,
besides those two, it was too
wholesome yeah, well, and Imarie was watching the reunion
one time, like when we firstmoved in together, she was
watching like a love is blind.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Uk reunion no, this
is.
That's the first season of ukwell, whatever she's, what she?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I think I'm pretty
sure it was love is blind uk, or
maybe it was a different, Idon't know.
But I was like all these peoplelook normal yeah, they're like
they're not like they're notlike pumped up with filler yet
and they're all older.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
They're all like mid
30-30s to late-30s.
Anywho so then ACL Sunday.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
So we got there at a
normal time like 4.30.
Okay, also.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Saturday.
So Friday we hand them our bags.
They don't even open it, theyjust go here you go, Let us in.
They didn't give a shit.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
That makes me nervous
.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And so then Saturday
we were like oh so we can like
sneak in a couple of little bit,little bitties of fireball,
like nothing, nothing like bad.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
That backfired.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It backfired.
We get in this line with thisgirl who definitely was autistic
and her special interest wassearching.
Oh God she was taking everyindividual item out of the bag
and shaking it violently.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You know, autistic
people have a strong sense of
justice.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Well, I know, I mean
obviously we get it, but I was
like girl, you're holding up theline.
There are 10,000 people waitingto get in.
Just look See.
I mean waiting to get in, justlook See.
I mean if yeah, just look for agun.
Yeah, literally.
And then I was like this isinsanity, this is insanity.
So she took your fireball andthen they did boot checks.
(26:30):
No, my fireball got in becauseI'm smart, I put things in my
underwear.
Okay, she's like I don't want totouch your underwear, gay, you,
you can't at a festival unlessthey like I don't want to see a
gun, because then they saw the.
Because nate had squirt gunsfilled with water.
We should have filled it withbooze.
That would have been smart inhis pockets and they're like
what's in your pockets and hepulls them out and they're like
dumping them out and they'relike and they were like, we were
(26:53):
like oh, we should have filledthat with alcohol.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
We're dumb but anyway
, I would have just opened up
the little hole and like given asniff, because you know
immediately when something'salcohol or not by one little
sniff, I mean I guess it couldbe a bomb.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Do bombs smell?
I don't know bring out the dogs, I guess.
But sunday, then we went to theentrance.
We went to the first time, gotin, they didn't even check our
bags after.
After we were like, well, nowthey're checking, we're not
going to bring anything.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Jesus, I would be so
annoyed.
So you got in.
It's Sunday, you got in.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We went to me and we
split up for a little bit.
Me and Nate went to I don'tremember what they were called.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
A band.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It was a band, but
there was a lead female and you
can tell it was kind of like ifthey get a little bit bigger
she's going to be solo and ditchthe band.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I mean, that's what
happens, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So she was good.
Apparently they had a song onTikTok and then we were like,
let's just not move from herebecause we're in the shade,
let's stay here for chapel.
And so we just sat by the barwith the shade over us.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It was lovely oh yeah
, kevin abstract was there on
sunday.
He was the lead in brockhampton.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Rep brock hampton oh
yeah, you are a big brock
hampton.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yes, I am big brock
hampton.
Kevin abstract follows me ontwitter.
Well, not, I don't have twitteranymore, so I tried to log back
in after it turned into x,because I kind of wanted to
creep on somebody, um, and thenthey wouldn't let me log in, or
whatever.
I think elon must deleted myaccount I don't know, but maybe
I think if he's like, if theyhaven't logged into x since it
was twitter like, since itturned to x then they just don't
(28:42):
belong.
So I think maybe, which I wasannoyed I had like 3 000
followers on there whoa on thetweeter I try.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I my old old account.
I tried so hard to get afollowing.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
It did not work it's
hard on twitter, but I think it
was.
I was in the art world, likethe art, like small business,
artist world, and they're verybig about following back, yeah,
so that's kind of what most ofmy following was was just these
little struggling artists.
Um so, yeah, oh, my god, okaythe fact that Chapel Rhone was
on as the sun was going down itwas cool because you, when she
(29:14):
came out, it was like full sun,you could see her.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Then like in 15
minutes it was like sunset,
golden out.
It was like full sun, you couldsee her.
Then like in 15 minutes it waslike sunset, golden hour, then
it was like twilight, then itwas dark.
So that was cool.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Very cool, loved her
outfit.
I was screaming and I was likeMar, she's going to take off
those chaps.
I just know it.
And I do have a video where Ifreaked the fuck out because I
was like, oh my god, I knew it,and she came out with a little
fringe, little garters on diedit was.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
She was so good and I
will say if you're gonna go to
acl, sit by the bar.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
The high schoolers
don't go there the high school,
yeah, the high schoolers therewere so many high schoolers,
thousands.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
And do you know?
Do you know how much thebasicest of all tickets are?
What?
$375.
For one day, for the weekend noone gets a day pass.
Everyone has a three-day.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Not the people who
got mad that they switched
chapel from Saturday to Sunday.
Yeah but most All those peoplewere pissed because they got a
one-day pass for Saturday.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Because you can
obviously tell, because they're
all vastly different colors.
I would say 90% of the peoplehave three-day passes.
I saw artist passes out in thecrowd more than I did one-day
passes.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
What is an artist?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
pass, you are an
artist or you are on the artist
team.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh, you need to
figure out how to get on
somebody's team.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
The artist ones were
bright yellow.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Fancy, fancy, fancy.
What I'm glad you got to go.
I'm glad you had fun.
Is nate going next weekend orno?
No, I think it's kind of allthe same people we're not rich
as I know literally tyler thecreator, because I I stayed up
so late.
Okay, I didn't understand.
Here's what I was pissed about.
They were showing um people'ssets back to back pretty much as
(30:55):
they were happening.
There was only like a fewminutes of a delay, um to where
it would like go live, and thenwhy, after chapel road, they're
showing all these people likeokay, what was the schedule?
I know that they showed theyqueen, showed queen Herbie, and
then Kay Lonnie and maybe evensomeone else in between, maybe
not.
And then it was Tyler Tyler,they didn't show him on hulu
(31:16):
till 11 pm.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You were already gone
yeah, I was sitting there at 11
pm.
We were getting in the uber atlike 10 30 I was pissed, yeah so
, but it was good.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I like to see him.
I felt so bad because I don'tknow people don't know he's gay
oh, here's the thing.
Where have you been?
He says in his song I've beenkissing white boys since 2004.
He's also technically, I think,he yeah but, Because he
literally got up on stage andhe's like oh my God, look at her
.
He's like I love black girls.
He's like okay, tyler, and thenhe was getting all sweaty.
(31:45):
I could still tell it was stillhot, even though it was
completely dark out Still, yeah,he was drenched.
And he's like who wants my wetshirt?
And everyone's like me.
And he's like sicko, sicko,sicko, you're all gross.
He kept it on.
Yeah, very good, I felt bad.
I didn't know some of his newsongs.
I don't know his Nate didn'tknow a lot of his songs.
I know all of his old shit.
I do not know his newest album,so sorry, like I know, after
(32:09):
Igor I kind of like fell off theTyler wagon Still like on the
old school wagon but well, likeat a music festival, you have to
do your spotify top five.
Yeah, because people are whatpeople are getting exposed to
you and your fans, you knowthere were some songs I was
(32:30):
actually shocked that he playedand I was like I mean, it makes
sense.
It's one of my favorite tylersongs, but I didn't know it was
like a favorite, none of themwere, to my knowledge, from what
I was told, a favorite.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
None of them were, to
my knowledge, from what I was
told, I mean no, some of themwere like iconic.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
There are some old
ones.
I was shocked he didn't play,but at the same time I think
it's some of the old ones wherehe's like they're so popular
he's sick of playing them.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, yeah, and a lot
of them were very problematic.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
No, yonkers, okay,
alrighty, all righty, but yeah,
why, okay?
When maria and I were watchingchapel on hulu, I was like why?
She literally said why aren'tall shows like streamed like
this?
It was such good quality yougotta watch.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
No, okay, I was
talking on sunday me and they
were talking about this becauseyou saw all the camera guys I
was like I was like who everlady gaga hired to do that bunk
ass fucking and and she's movie.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
She's trying to get a
grammy for it.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
She she needs to hire
the acl camera crew, because
that's how every singleperformance was on the screens.
I was like these camera crewsare on they're working overtime.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh my god, we were
scared.
The drone was gonna hit her inthe head, though it was flying
around and at one point you cansee it like flying in front of
her and I I was like well, andthere were so many dragonflies,
you were like was that a drone,was that a dragonfly?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Ew, I do not do
dragonflies and they're those
big ones with the double wingsoh, they're huge.
But yeah, love that so goodBeautiful so I'm excited to
watch it again on sunday.
Oh my god, we should watch ittogether.
Yes, let's do it, let's do it,let's do it.
Okay.
Next on my list have you heardabout the crumble sydney fiasco?
(34:06):
No, what.
This has not been on your tikitalk crumble sydney like sydney
australia yes, like crumblecookie.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Sydney, australia did
you know Room and Bloom just
moved to Sydney.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Oh, really, yeah,
Okay.
So, speaking of this, so thesefans of Crumble like disguise
themselves as like, as likeactual crumble cookie.
They're like hey, crumble'scoming to sydney and it was just
some fucking guys who then,okay, people are not sure if
they actually like this guy.
Supposedly he says that he wentand got them from crumble, I
(34:40):
believe, in hawaii he got himfrom.
He brought back like 700crumble cookies and they were
gonna do like a one-day pop-up,like from noon till like,
whenever they sold out.
And people are like okay, theyheard that they got held up in
customs for six days.
So crumble cookie, norefrigeration, for six days,
like.
And some and other people likeno, these were fucking homemade
(35:01):
because they looked awful like.
So obviously people, theselittle australian influencers,
are doing like unboxing and andlike, oh my god, trying, come
trying, crumble sydney, that wasnot good.
Sorry, that was british.
Yeah, crumble cookie can't doit.
I'm usually I can do, I can doaustralian, but anyhow, um, it
(35:24):
was just drama.
And then, all of a sudden,crumble like commented on
something and they're like yeah,that that's, that's not us.
And they're being so quietabout it.
And you know, crumble loves tosue.
They love to sue.
Yes, they love to sue the shitout of people.
They sue the shit out of smallbusinesses who have like similar
branding to them.
Oh, my God, I got to show youafterwards.
I got to show you the video,like being like okay, so like
(35:54):
this is what they said.
And then all of a sudden, afterthey had sold out, they took
down their tech talk, like theydeleted everything.
And then they released astatement and they were like, oh
, here's like okay, they wereselling the cookies for almost
18 each us or a us australian 17because they're normally
they're less than five dollarsin the us.
So what the fuck?
So they're like oh my god,that's how much we spent on like
(36:17):
um, flying there and doing thisand that.
And then now there's somepeople who are like no, I think
they got them shipped.
I don't think they actuallywent and picked them up.
And then other people were likeI think they made them at home,
like it was this whole thing.
I'm surprised it was not onyour Tik TOK, it was my whole
feed.
I was like okay, I can't getaway from this crumble Sydney.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
The only crumble
stuff I see on Tik TOK is like
the downfall of crumble, likethat one guy who like does the
downfall of, like every business.
No, it was just like peoplehate him too.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Now people hate him
too.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's like people in
marketing.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Be better.
Yeah, the be better guy.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I saw a lot of women
doing it.
I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
maybe I don't know,
I'm buying crumble cookie more
than ever so.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, my crumble
cookie era was 2022, and I think
that was the end of it.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I didn't live near
one until now, and now it's like
down the street, around thecorner, and I'm like well, shit,
because then I see the newlineup dropping every Sunday and
I'm like, well, I got to getthem this week, I got to get
them again.
Well, one week they had afour-pack for the price of a
six-pack.
No, the other way around Asix-pack for the price of a
four-pack.
And I was like, okay, that'stwo free cookies, let's go.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I just feel like I
don't, because they're so rich.
I only eat like a half a cookieat a time and then by the time
you make it through, they'relike the ones that you're eating
at the end are just likethey're crusty cookies.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Because I will puke
if I eat that rich of stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
My tummy doesn't like
it.
I could eat a whole box.
I mean, my stomach won't likeit, but I will eat a whole box,
so We'll eat a whole box.
So yeah, that was all over myfeed.
Loving that, guys, I finallygot an awala.
If you're on the video, you cansee it.
I got this green one.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I like those colors.
Is that Post Malone?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Are you fucking
kidding me?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I can't see it, so I
got an angle.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
You don't know that,
edward, that fucking Robert
Pattinson meme of him in thekitchen.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's likestanding there in the kitchen
with his fucking velourtracksuit on.
Yeah, I put a couple stickerson.
I had to break out the stickerbox and I was like, okay, what
am I going to put on this?
So exciting, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I love it.
Adwala is the only Adwala.
I always say adwala is the onlyawala.
I always say adwala.
I don't know why.
It's the only thing that I'mlike.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Maybe I should try
that instead of camelback, but I
well, because I never got afucking camelback for life baby
that thing is rough I know thisis my.
I dropped this one a lot um, Inever got a uh stanley cup.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I'm not like you
other bitches, I don't like cups
with straws a stanley cup.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I'm not like you
other bitches, I don't like cups
with straws.
Yeah, you sue me.
This one is nice because it hasa hole, so you can like chug
from it or you can just sip outthis I just like a camelback,
because I can lay in bed andlike I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
No that that, that
fucking rubber tip I mean it is
gross, that grosses me the fuckout, not.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
That's not that
you're right in the microphone
too, oh my god.
Though in other news, I'm acostco girly now welcome to the
club I'm loving in the club.
We all fam now that that soundis okay you guys, I'm watching
broad city now that that soundis going around tiktok you guys
(39:27):
are welcome.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
This is my doing, you
guys, if you have not seen
Broad City.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
You need to go watch
Broad City.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
It is so good.
My favorite show of all time.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
It's so fucking funny
, loving it, loving it, and it's
nice and short and just funny.
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
And it's like every
episode is different, but there
are like plot points, that kindof oh yeah, kind of oh yeah,
love that, love that she repeatsthat like blue dress, that she
bought the blue dress.
It comes back again and againand again I love that.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
It's realistic.
They're repeating outfits shegets her money's worth oh, so it
sounds like I am going toflorida next week.
Y'all there's.
There was like hurricane afterhurricane down there, and we've
had this trip planned for awhile it's just over MEA.
I'm going down with my dad andmy sister, who's still in high
school, and I was like, yeah,I'll take a trip to Florida,
(40:16):
sure.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Is the house still
okay?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Apparently minimal
damage.
Oh, Maybe there's maybe thelike, because last time, when we
were there and had to escapethe hurricane, Ian, oh my God.
And then I had to pee on theside of the road.
It was so bad, braden, I stillhave never had to pee like that,
so bad, in my entire life, likeI don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
If you remember, I
was crying yeah, it was it hurt
so bad.
Oh god, I think we gotta.
We gotta pull it.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Here's the thing is I
don't know if it's just my
autistic brain, but I didn'teven think about the fact that I
could just pee on the side ofthe road so the second you said
that I.
I was like, yeah, pull over now.
And then many people pulledover after us because they were
like, oh yeah, let's just be onthe side of the road Because the
next exit wasn't for miles.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
It was like 12 miles
and we were going two miles an
hour.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
We weren't moving,
brandon, we were not moving at
all.
I was like this is not good,this is so bad, this is so bad,
like we sat there for like twohours.
That was awful, nothing, butyeah, I never felt relief like
that, ever, ever, ever, liketraumatic.
But yeah, so last time when weleft and there's a hurricane,
there was just some damage tothe like pool screen yeah so I'm
(41:21):
guessing, maybe it's somethinglike that.
I don't know.
I don't think we're going to bedoing anything.
I mean, we don't ever plan forflorida.
Anyways, you guys, there'snothing to do in florida.
What do you do in florida?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
is it around in the
beach or the pool?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
yeah, and I think
four to four days is good.
I after that you're like mewhere you're like.
Okay, I'm sick of this.
We've done enough.
We've done enough hopping fromthe hot tub to the pool, from
the hot tub to the pool can't doany more than that, yeah that's
it.
So I guess we'll see how it'show it is.
No one really at work noticedmy new hair.
(41:54):
I think it's because they, likeme, know this as my hair yeah,
like this is my hair color yeahand it's just been so damn dark
for the last year that now thatit's blonde again, people aren't
like, oh my god.
And plus, I don't really getthe big streaks, like he really
puts it in there honestly, it'swild how it's completely blended
(42:17):
, but also all over.
It's weird like oh yeah, chef'skiss, sam, you're so good.
I mean, it was 300, so which,honestly, isn't that bad.
These days, yeah, for a balayage, and he even texturized my hair
for free a little bit.
He did the thing where he like.
They do this thing where theytwist it and then they take the
texturizing shears and then theygo there's a twist version.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yeah, because my hair
used to be so thick that they
would just have to take thetexturizing shears and like do
it all.
And now look at me, I'm balding.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah because I was
like I just feel like as my hair
gets because when it's shorterI like when it's blunt and thick
and big, but as it gets longerand it's just this all one
length, yeah, kind of boring.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
So I was like need a
little bit of giving, like
menonite well, and I'm like okayI have.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
My hair hasn't been
able to hold a curl and I think
it's because it was all my likevirgin natural hair.
I need a little bleach in inthere to like dry it out a
little bit and then hold on tothe curl.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
You're not wrong.
You need some damage or youneed some dirt.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Mm-hmm, I also
finally got my nails done.
Y'all, you've already seen thison Instagram.
Okay, these are great mytwilight nails.
Bren and I were just talkingabout this.
I'm not really into likeHalloween themed nails or even
like holiday nails.
In general, I love seeing them,but they're just not really for
me.
Um, if I weren't gettingtwilight nails, I'd probably get
(43:37):
something fun and summery andcolorful again, but I was like
you know what?
Why?
About?
Why not some twilight nails?
So, um, if you're not watchingthis, I mean you probably can't
see them that well.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Anyways, Um, we'll
put a picture in.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I've got the four,
but you will not.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
We'll send me it and
then I will.
It's very easy.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Um, I've got the four
books on like my ring and
pointer fingers on each in order, and then one hand the other
two fingers have like the foresttheme, like spooky ooky forest,
and then the other hand, theother two fingers are like the
meadow that they lay in andwhatever, and then one thumb is
(44:15):
like the skin of a killer, nailsof a killer um like sparkly
like edward's skin, and then ithas twilight over it like cash
and you fucking killed it thedetails we sat there for five
and a half hours and she had heripad, so we were watching the
movies as it was like happening,just so on theme.
And I wore my little twilightearrings today to work, um, oh.
And then my other thumb is justthis very cursed um still very
(44:39):
detailed portrait of edward andbella on my fucking thumb.
So wasn't that like the movieposter yes, for the twilight one
, um, so all of the first movie,though, was just doing the
shaping and builder, becauseCash really takes her time with
my builder so it took like twohours for the builder and then
all of New Moon was basicallythe portrait and then most of
(45:00):
Eclipse.
We spent on the rest of them.
We, I just sat there, but Iwill say it is hard to be
beautiful because I.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
It's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
It is a long day
because I got my hair done and
then went to get my nails done,so I yeah so I was I was sitting
all day oh my god so my nail ormy hair appointment went from 9
am to like 12 30 and then I wassitting down getting my nails
done from 1 30 till almost 7 pmafter.
(45:27):
After 7 pm.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
That is insanity.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
It was a long day.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
And I was like I
wanted to do my hair.
I can barely get through myhalf hour haircut without
falling asleep.
When they're doing my nails I'mlike, okay, I think we can just
leave.
I'm fine with this.
I'll finish it at home.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Like this is way too
damn long.
So I mean, we're patient, we'rejust chilling.
So yeah, it was great, Love it.
I don't know what I'm going todo next, though I kind of like
to figure it out last minute.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
I don't like planning
.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Well, I do plan
something and then I almost get
sick of that idea because Imentally have those nails on in
my head and then I'm like I kindof want something different.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
You know what could
be cool, like a different leaf
on nail yeah, I guess has anyonedone that?
Have you seen that before?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
someone did maranta
nails out of all plants.
They're really good.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I was like, oh damn
okay, but I bet that's like an
easy, because that I feel likethat pattern is kind of
watercolor-y, which, like I'msure, is like easy to paint like
that yeah, let me find themreal quick.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
by the way, I don't
know if you saw my story, but
this weekend, on saturday, innortheast minneapolis they were
having Soup Fest.
Soup Fest, you guys, I lovesoup.
I said this at the end of thelast episode.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
What if it's 80
degrees?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I don't give a fuck,
it won't be.
I looked at the weather.
What was I just going to lookup?
I don't even know.
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
The Marantinales, I
will say, going back to soup,
soup is objectively a good food,but it's just not a good food
for me.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I think I just get
bored of chewing.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
It fills me up so
fast, but then I get so hungry
so fast.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I just love a good
soup.
Those are the Maranta nails.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Those are cute.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, and I feel like
it's a good shape too to put
nails on it.
Literally looks like littleMarantas.
Those are fun, cute, and I feellike it's a good shape too to
put nails on it.
Literally looks like littleMarantas.
Those are fun, cute and fresh.
It's getting cold.
It's almost time to bring theplants inside, brandon.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
I brought all the
ones I'm keeping inside.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
So you're leaving the
rest of them to die.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
If y'all want plants,
come to my house, just grab
what you want.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
They will be frozen
by the time they see this video.
I keep being like sam sam, comeget the plant.
She's completely ignoring you.
She'll?
She'll reply to some of them,and she'll she just glosses over
the plant.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I did send her
because apparently her and our
other friend messaged me onlinkedin I'm assuming it's like
a job aversary message and Iscreenshot it and I sent it both
to the screen.
I green screened it and I waslike what the fuck is wrong with
both of you?
What is it bullshit?
Don't message me on Instagram,or not?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Instagram, linkedin
don't message me on LinkedIn,
but also don't message me onInstagram don't message me
anywhere unless it's Snapchat.
I won't respond you're likebitch, you won't reply to my
Snapchat.
Then I was like but then I sent, but on linkedin.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
But then I sent her
the the same one I sent to our
group snap earlier and I waslike come get these plants
before it freezes.
And she was like I'm so sickI'll come sunday.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
So apparently she's
coming sunday and then she can
watch chapel rune with us.
Oh yeah, it's an event, sam,you better come.
Um, no, because okay.
So I moved in when it wasalready hot out so I threw a
bunch of my plants on the patiobecause I have nowhere to put
them and now I'm like, fuck, Igotta bring them inside now.
I have no idea where they'regonna go.
That big upi I got at homedepot.
(48:43):
No idea where that's going.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Just sitting in
between my dresser and my fish
tanks.
I don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
You should hang it up
.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
It's tall, though,
that's like this tall.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
We buy plants.
Think later about where they'regoing.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
I don't know what to
do with it.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Next brand was like
I'll give you half of this one.
And then I found one at afucking UPI at Home Depot.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Literally like the
next day and I was like damn it.
Now I have to keep this wholeplant Sure do.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah, I got it after
I got my stupid fucking tires
done and I took it to work CauseI was like, well, I'm going, I
have to go to work now.
So had it sitting in the breakroom all day and everyone was
like I was like you guys don'tknow how big of a deal this is.
When I first started collectingplants, these guys were $1,000
(49:38):
per leaf.
You could get a mid cut forlike $1,000.
And now this full big plant 30bucks at Home Depot.
That's why I just can't spendmoney on plants anymore.
Yeah, because I'm like you'rejust making this shit up, You're
just making up a price.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Like I will never
forget.
There was this person on aplant group and maybe I've
mentioned this before, but itwas someone who kept track in a
spreadsheet of how much theypaid for a plant, where they got
it, what the date was, blah,blah, blah and they bought a
caramel marble for 18 dollars,where it just like random
(50:16):
florist because it was just likea common plant, it was like a
oh, like back then like in orrecently like 2017 or 18.
Okay, because it just was like aplant, it was like a throwaway
plant, and they were even like,yeah, when I bought this, they
were like, yeah, it's so cheapbecause, like, we have so many
and people don't want this plant, so we're like going to throw
(50:36):
them away.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
It's literally all
about hype and like scarcity and
like false sense of scarcity.
Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Which I have been
seeing a lot on these plant
sellers like I feel like they'rereally hyping it up to try to
like be able to still make moneyin 2024.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Well, even like
because I know even from working
at a plant shop less than ayear ago the wholesale prices
have gone up, which is crazy.
Like the wholesalers are likewell, these are more money now,
so you have to pay us more.
So it's like they're Making uspay Twenty dollars Wholesale For
a Pothos.
So then you have to Mark it upto forty and everyone's like why
is this forty dollars?
Like, cause it was Fuckingtwenty Twenty five At the
(51:17):
wholesaler.
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Woof.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Mm, mm, mm.
I do.
I think I'm gonna go to Forestsoon.
You should come with me thoughyeah I'm scared.
I'm scared.
They have some good ethereumslike they have, like the docky
blockies yeah, those are stilllike 250 bucks, I know maybe
some.
I don't have room for big ones,so maybe I'll find some good
little small ones I love.
Oh, someone messaged me ontiktok saying they would send me
(51:42):
some clarinarium seedlings.
I'm like, how fun would that beto grow from a seedling a
clarinarium?
Are you trying to think aboutwhat that is?
I know what that is Okay,because you're just staring at
me blankly like you don't care.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
you don't know what
that is no, it's just something
I can't bring it up on thepodcast what what?
Cricket, cricket.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
If you think about it
, you'll know clarinervium yeah,
why you can't bring up aclarinervium on the podcast?
I fucking don't know especiallyseedlings oh yeah, I guess I
yeah it's ringing a bell they'reall dead well, that's probably
what happens, right.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Karma.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Karma is a queen, but
you still have the big one, the
one that I got you a year ago,and it is thriving.
Yay, I love that.
I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Best birthday present
I've ever received, aw.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
I did.
I spent $100 on that.
No, I don't just spend $100 onmy friends, but I was like I'm
so appreciative.
I was like I'm so appreciative.
I was like, oh my god, I needto get Brandon this because I
know you want it so bad.
Are you watching Salt Lake City?
Real Housewives of Salt Lake.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
City, but I haven't
watched the news, I haven't
watched the Milwaukee episode.
Okay, so was that the one from?
Speaker 2 (52:54):
The most recent.
Okay, so I didn't watch the onefrom last night, but I watched
the one before, okay, so when?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
they go to.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
The one from last
week is where they're at the
Bucks game.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
They're already in
Milwaukee, but I have not
watched the most recent one.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Oh, is this the one
where they're at the bar?
Probably, yes, maybe.
Is that the one you haven'tseen?
Maybe we've got to watch that?
Speaker 1 (53:12):
No, I haven't seen
either of them.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Oh God, Maybe we need
to watch both today.
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
You should have
brought your laundry over I know
um, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Last time I brought
laundry here it took so long,
like your washer dryer we'relike it lies.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
It says it takes an
hour and then it's like an hour
and a half later and you're likewhat the fuck?
Speaker 2 (53:31):
I was like the washer
dryer that I have to pay for.
It takes a good 30 minutes fora wash and um 50 minutes for a
dry um also tomorrow.
You know it comes out brat andit's completely different, but
it's also still brat.
The remix album.
The remix album ariana grandeis on.
(53:51):
Sympathy is a knife.
The one that everyone's sayingis about taylor swift.
Ariana grande is the feature onthat what the hell.
And then she's got the 1975.
She's got bony bear.
Bony bear, what is he doing onbrat?
Speaker 1 (54:02):
that's weird.
Crazy is doula peep on that onesong she's on um the talk, talk
remix.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
That's already out.
She's like speaking a differentlanguage at the beginning, but
it's technically.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
She's not credited,
like in the title oh, it's the
one with her and troy but at thebeginning, where it's like
someone's speaking a differentlanguage, that's doula.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Peep um also.
If you went to sweat tour, fuckyou.
That's a tool, peep um.
Also.
If you would just sweat to herfuck you.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
That's literally a
note like what the hell.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
When I saw the
madison square garden one, she
brought out addison ray to dolike her little von dutch uh,
your little diet pepsi.
And then all of a sudden Lordecomes out.
What the hell.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
Can you imagine
living in New York LA?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Oh my God.
And then Miss Kelly, the girlwho invented the apple dance.
She was the apple girl Becauseshe has everyone, like she
always has someone or like acrowd of people do the apple
dance, and they put it on thescreen and she had Kelly doing
it.
I will say, if you guys sawthat clip, you know what I'm
talking about.
Some girl comes up to her likeshe's doing the dance.
She's, it's being projected onthe fucking screen and it's just
her.
(55:11):
They're like okay, and charlieannounced her.
She said everyone give it upfor kelly.
All of a sudden this girl comesup to her as she's doing the
dance thanks, best down from allthe apples coming before and a
girl walks by and she startsdoing it with her.
Like she just stands next toher and starts doing it.
And then she looks and realizeswho it is, I think, and then
she like grabs her hand, shegrabs her fucking wrist and I'm
(55:33):
like I was like oh my god, it'skelly.
And immediately my vibe waslike what the fuck is that?
Supposedly a lot of otherpeople had the same opinion and
they went and bullied this girl.
I did not go bully this girl, Ijust in my head was like what
the fuck, how dare you?
Speaker 1 (55:48):
was she like an
influencer?
Who was this girl, kelly, no,or the?
Speaker 2 (55:52):
girl who walked up no
, no fucking idea who that is
like.
I think she just realized whokelly was and was like oh my god
.
Um, people are like she'sprobably fucking rolling and
just like not even realizingwhat was going on.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Oh my God, speaking
of rolling.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
What.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
When I when okay, I
don't.
I don't think I explained thissuper well via Snap because I
was like a text, because Ididn't have reception at ACL so
I didn't like I couldn't likesend videos of like what was
happening for the most part, Iwas like, oh my god, braden's
just living in the moment, sowhen we were waiting for chapel.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
We're all sitting
crisscross applesauce in a
circle I love that you also saycrisscross applesauce, because
I'm not gonna say the other wayjust crisscross.
Is there a bad way to say it?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
okay, well, I don't
want to know you should probably
say that we don't want to getcanceled.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
I don't know what it
is.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
And I'm like looking
at like, so it was basically me,
Nate, Nate's coworker, and likeher three friends, so the three
friends in them, one of themcame later and so it was like
the girl who came later.
She had Narcan in her bag.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Oh, yes, okay, I know
what you're talking about and I
was literally just sittingthere like.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Just like this
crisscross applesauce With my
little seltzy and I was likeMaybe I should carry Narcan
Brenna has a bunch from work.
Maybe that's like something Ishould have Like on me in a
regular time, because you neverknow what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Especially when you
go out with the gays.
And then I was like That'llnever happen.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
I'll go get a drink.
I go get a new little seltzerand I go up to the bar and I
turn around with my seltzer inhand, my little autistic,
two-handed seltzer hold and Iturn and I just see this little
twink trip over them and plopinto the middle of the circle
and I was like what justhappened?
Speaker 2 (57:43):
That was weird.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
And so I walk up and
I see he is not okay and he's
like he's like twitching it'sdaylight at this point.
Yes, this is like probably 6 pm.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
And he like gets up.
It's like 20 minutes beforechapel starts and he like gets
up and then he like twitchminutes before chapel starts and
he gets up, and then hetwitches and then he falls again
.
He made it a little bit farther, so his face was in the middle
of our circle and now he got upand his face is outside of the
circle, his knees are in thecircle and I was like oh, what's
going on here?
And then it immediatelyescalated.
(58:18):
He starts seizing and I waslike oh, oh, oh, oh.
And then everyone, just like,springs into action and I bet
you're saying you'd be like me.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Like yeah, no, I was
watching it happen because I
wouldn't know what to do becausethey'd all kind of, like, you
know, took care of the situation.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
so I'm kind of
sitting on the outside and I'm
like, oh my god, what do I do?
I just got my my full 15 whiteclaw right here.
It was a tobo chico, but ofcourse it's texas, um, and I was
like, oh my god, or am Iwitnessing my first overdose,
live and in action in thedaylight?
I was.
(58:59):
Then he starts seizing it.
Well, no, I think he fell over,and so he was outside of our
circle into the crowd, and sosomeone clunked him on the head,
walked by and kicked him onaccident and then he started
fully seizing, like full seizure, and I was like, ah, and then
he just pukes what I can justdescribe as pot roast remnants
(59:22):
from the crock pot all over him,so all over his midwest
princess light pink shirt, oh mygod.
And then he continues to seizeand, like one of our friends had
already gone to the bartenderto get a medic, mind you, the
bartender that she talked todropped the drink he was making
onto the ground and sprinted toget, to go get someone, yes,
(59:46):
okay and got the medic.
The medic came so fast and asthe medic's coming, the friend
with the narcan pulls it out andputs it up his nose.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
He's seizing, just
like it's like fully, like
conscious fully aliveully alive.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Risen from the dead.
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
The walking dead
Shit's magic Do people do Narcan
recreationally?
No Like for fun.
It's not like it doesn't makeyou feel good, right?
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
It doesn't do
anything bad if you haven't.
So it's better to dispenseNarcan than it is to not,
because if you haven't, ifyou're not overdosing, it
doesn't have any negative sideeffects, okay, if you're not
overdosing, it doesn't have anynegative side effects, okay.
But I'm like, is it likepoppers?
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Oh, literally that's.
I'm so fucked up.
I was like is it like poppers?
Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Or like smelling
salts, I don't know.
But yeah, he like popped up andthen the medic came over and I
was like trying to help him.
And then the medic was like,have you done any substances
today?
And he was like, well, the puke, the passing out, the seizing,
the dripping, they would, theywould all say otherwise, but and
the fact that the narcan workedso anyway, carry narcan on you
(01:00:53):
it'll save a life.
Carry narcan oh, but then I waspart of the barricade.
We had to create a humanbarricade because people were,
because it was at the pointwhere she was about to start, so
there were so many people, sowe were like holding people back
and people were like gettingpissed that we were like making
this.
I'm like can you not see this?
Can you just see there's a mandying.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
It was bad, oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
God, it was wild.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I wonder if he ended
up seeing Chapel if they took
him out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
No, they don't want
you back in, because then what?
By the time the medic walkedoff with him, he did seem fine,
but they're not gonna be like.
You just overdosed and caused ascenario you go back go back in
, enjoy, have fun.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
The ball pit no uh,
poor guy wonder what he was
doing I don't know, it was scary.
I don't like drugs okay, oh mygod, it's been, that's our time
oh my god, it's been an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
It's getting hot in
this room yeah, that's our time.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I don't know when
y'all are seeing this, but make
sure you're registered to vote.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I'm wearing my little
vote it will be out before
voting.
That will it sure okay, slayit'll.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
This will come out on
halloween.
Happy halloween everybody.
It's a spookoween.
Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Happy halloween oh my
god, you're wearing a taylor
swift shirt.
I am wearing a one directionshirt if you guys aren't
watching.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
brandon's shirt says
I would use any of you as a
human sacrifice to get a onedirection reunion.
Buy dragon, buy Dragon Denim,go hit them up.
Oh my God, dragon Denim.
Shout out, they do a differentspooky jacket for every single
day of October and it's justfucking sick.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
They've been putting
out some cool ones.
Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I love following it.
I can't believe we justhappened upon them when we were
in fucking Atlanta ATL HotlantaHotlanta baby.
Also speaking of Atlanta ATLHotlanta Hotlanta baby.
So also speaking of Atlanta, ifyou haven't watched the new
season of the Circle, it'samazing.
So, yeah, that's pretty much it, brandon.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
That's all I got.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Where can people find
you?
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
You can find me on
all platforms.
At Brandon Botanical, I'm like,wow, this has been.
I haven't had enough practice,haven't flexed this muscle in a
while.
At brandon botanical, brandonbotanicalcom.
And you can check on my amazonshop amazoncom.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Backslash shop,
backslash, brandon botanical and
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the whatever you can findaround.
I don't know we are on tiktok.
If I follow us on tiktok,follow and subscribe on the
youtube, like, comment, all thatstuff.
I am nicole larson, grows oninstagram um tiktok and threads
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Loving you guys.
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Loving you guys.
Bye.