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What happens when a charming cardigan and a Taylor Swift piece face off in a durability contest? Our latest episode captures the ups and downs of transitioning to video content on platforms like YouTube and Spotify, alongside TikTok-driven fashion finds. We share the unexpected joy of a random dog visit and our latest discoveries from the TikTok shop, including a quirky chair and some vibrant eyeshadow. Amid our journey, I even took a stab at applying for a job with Half Moon. Plus, we couldn't resist the nostalgia of those adorable Ulta mini brands, even if they’re just delightful little collectibles.

Ever had a crab rangoon revelation or a minor fender-bender tale to tell? We have too, and we’re sharing all the laughs and lessons learned at a Target parking lot. Florida family vacations get a tech twist with TikTok obsessions, while poolside relaxation offers a serene counterbalance. And let’s not forget the hilarity of spooking friends through home security cameras—the kind of moments that make every day feel like an adventure. 

Taylor Swift fans, we’ve got you covered with a concert experience recap that includes surprise songs, outfit changes, and even a hot tub viewing session in Florida. We dive into the thrill of anticipating her next move, comparing livestreams, and touching on the “hockey Swifty” controversy that rocked the fandom. With our love for Taylor's performances and the whirlwind of unexpected moments they bring, this episode is a celebration of our favorite stories and shared passions.

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
hello, hello, hello, hi, friend, we're back again, oh
my god, we made it, you guyscan you believe?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
this is our third episode.
Third video episode I okay.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
So today's the day I actually edited our first video
episode and I went into itthinking it was going to take
all day.
It was going to make me cringe.
I was going to be like let'sjust not do the video anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You were like I'm so overwhelmed.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
And it was easy breezy, lemon squeezy.
And we're a lot less cringy onvideo.
When I hear just our voice andI'm like oh God, what are we
doing?
We must be doing weird things,but honestly, it makes it.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I don feel, I don't know it makes it it makes it
better.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
So I would say, watch the video yeah you can watch
the video on youtube and spotify.
Uh, so this is.
We're recording this two daysbefore the launch of our first
video episode, so there may besome technical issues we'll see,
I'll hopefully get thosefigured out quickly.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, by the time you see this, it'll all be great.
Also, this is my tiktok shopcardigan that I bought it's so
cute, it so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It looks like even better in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It is kind of like getting.
I've worn it many times already, but no gaping holes in it,
like my.
Taylor Swift cardigan is justfalling apart it looks like it's
made of like wool pilling youknow, okay, it looks legit.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It doesn't look like it's from the TikTok shop.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think you're supposed to take a match to it
and then it all like burns away.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't know how I feel about that that's for
natural fibers, not for acrylic.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Acrylic, you'll melt it right.
Yeah, I feel like this wouldlight on fire immediately.
It would be I don't trust itToasted.
So, oh my gosh, brandon, it'slike fall outside I know it
looks beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's 65 degrees but like no humidity.
It was really nice the twoseconds I took hank outside.
Amazing.
Yeah, brandon has a random dogstaying around a random 12 year
old dog, tiny little is it.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
A yorkie was pinky, pinky.
He's a morkey, morkey, which isa maltese.
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I don't know anything about dogs, so I need to adjust
my chair because it's all theway down the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, I was like you're kind of feel far away and
I can't do my little, my littlegay sit this is your chair.
That you did this is my tiktokshop purchase.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You can go.
I did make a video about it.
You can go to my tiktok and buythis chair and get me seven
dollars and 60 cents.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
You will love this chair and I will get some money.
You get.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
So if three of you buy this chair, it'll cover our
cost for hosting the podcastnext month.
So go buy a goddamn chair.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm going to pee already.
I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Or go to Amazoncom, backslash Brandon Botanical, or
backslash shop, backslashBrandon Botanical, I don't know.
Go to Brandon Botanical dot com.
It's there Anyways, yeah, it'sthere.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Anyways, yeah, it's beautiful.
I am crying.
Wait, I'm also wearing theeyeshadow that I got over TikTok
.
It's gorgeous.
I need to link it in a videothough.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Did you write a review?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
by chance?
No, it's the half half.
Is it called half moon?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
yeah, yes, they never got back to me about the job I
applied to.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh you applied for a job, yeah to be like the
national account executive.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I even had to email someone in stores alta.
Oh, but the testers aredisgusting, like they look.
They look like they have beenthrough it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yikes, oh my God, that's actually a good segue
into my unboxing if we want toget to that right away.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's not really an unboxing, it's more of a show
and tell, but I got my hands onthe elusive Ulta mini brands.
I have seen this.
I think I know what's in it.
They're so cute, I don't haveall of them.
I think I know what's in it.
They're so cute, I don't haveall of them.
I didn't get the naked palette.
Mari did, though, so I thoughtyou guys appreciate this.
You both work in the cosmetics,so first we've got.

(03:54):
Sorry if you guys don't give afuck about this, do you care?
Do you guys care?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
They care, we all care.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
The little Monday shampoo or something.
The little, uh, monday shampooor something.
Wait, are they usable items?
No, what heather?
No, these are absolutely tiny,so brandy might make brandon
just flash pictures up of themeach and every one we really
give him a episode to work on,so this is essentially garbage

(04:21):
heather, you're 40.
You don't get it.
It's not for you.
What are you gonna put?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
him in your imaginary barbie house yes, duh, no.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Can you imagine having these when you had
barbies like brandon, you'regonna fucking spit your wine out
, god.
So I actually got the red kid.
Is this the all soft shampooand conditioner trash?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
well, right now I use kirkland shampoo and
conditioner, so um, I've beenusing the salt air and I love it
from kirkland no, from targetokay oh my god, so is this way,
or way, way, way.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
This little, what is this little thing?
Wait, if you can actually openthem up to someone are you
kidding?
Yeah, open this up.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I swear to god oh my god, is there fake product in
there?
Is it just empty?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
just pop it open.
I don't think it's for nothing,there is fake product it's so
cute, right?
Um, you can also open up theseopi bottles.
Oh, how fucking adorable isthat?
I want to make these intoearrings.
Okay, when I was watching, whenI was watching these when I was
watching that would be so cute.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
When I was watching like videos of this, they were
just like here's my way bottle.
They weren't like.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Here it is opened like yeah, so this one, um some
of them.
Okay, get this Tarte Shape Tape, open that up.
How fucking cute is that?
This little Super Goop spraysomething, something.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Although, if this does not click, this could get
lost very easily, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Another little Super Goop.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's my favorite sunscreen.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
That little guy.
It does open up too A little.
What is this?
It Cosmetics Elf Elf Cosmetics.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh, it's the Halo Glow.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Charlotte Tilbury.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Duperoonie.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It sure is, and it has a little.
Look at this little guy Getinto that.
So, yeah, this is my show andtell.
And you mentioned Ulta, I think.
I think briefly, maybe I justheard that nope, I did, I'm
gonna say this person is nolonger working for alta what
person, whoever created this andwhatever drugs they were taking

(06:35):
.
Oh, dude, they sold out in like30 seconds.
People went crazy for them.
Dude, this is something thatyou do.
I was watching like jamescharles.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
All the influencers got them but they got like a
full set of like all of them,yeah, um, yeah, because the
molecules.
Is that the toner?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
the people got the dry bar, the shampoo, the, not
the shampoo, the dry bar hairdryer.
You could put the little pieceson it.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
It opened up like a normal, like hair dryer and like
the, and then there were somestraighteners and they would
clamp and then this is anotherred can.
Like that's the one spray.
I love that shit.
It's just too expensive.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I can't buy it so yeah, that's my little show and
tell y'all are welcome, fuckingpaid.
I want good 20 bucks for thatshit.
You bought that.
You think I got it for free,heather?
I would hope you got that shitfor free.
What a hater.
You don't get it.
You just don't get it.
The girls who get it get it.
You think I got it for free,heather?
I would hope you got that shitfor free.
What a hater.
You don't get it.
You just don't get it.
The girls who get it get it.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Anywho, let's go back to Back to the beginning of the
rest of our lives.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Last week we were in a little debate about your cream
cheese wontons versus crabragoons.
Want to talk about that realquick.
I hate cream cheese wontonsversus crab ragoons.
I want to talk about that realquick I hate cream cheese one,
but crab ragoons are my favoritefood.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I mean I'll eat a cream cheese wonton.
It's just like.
It's like eating, I don't knowlike a cheese pizza when you
could have pepperoni it's likestill good, but like where's the
flavor?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I get.
I can see what you mean.
I dip them in like the sauces.
Yeah, I mean I drench it eitherway, it is very minnesotan, I
guess, to have cream cheesewontons and brandon.
Being from wisconsin, is reallypissed.
He can't get his crab ragoon,so that's pretty much all that
oh my god, I got craves, crabragoons the other day good wait,
was it crazy there crave allthe all the.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
The aldi one is good, but no, I had one.
I was at a restaurant and theyhad like.
They had like a chutney, sweetand sour sauce and it was devoon
uh, I just don't really lovecrab, I guess.
Well see, but then this is thething I like a crab ragoon,
that's imitation crab meat.

(08:47):
I don't like a real crab crabragoon, that's too much.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I guess Do you dip them in anything.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I dip them in any sauce that comes with it.
If they don't have it, I usethe duck sauce.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I won't eat it without a sauce.
I'm kidding, I won't it withouta sauce.
I'm kidding, I won't.
But we had cream cheese wontonslast night.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, I love cream cheese.
Wontons Case settled, that'sthat.
On that.
Did I tell you about what I didto someone's car In the Target
parking lot the other day?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
A little smooch.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, I kind of kissed Somebody's car with my
car, okay, when you sent that.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Do you know who that?
Sue Bella?
Sue Bell, lady from Miami.
She's like super rich.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yes, yes, I just saw that before and she posted that
video and she's like so.
Happened again.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Lexi, the Lexus kissed another car and then it
pans down and her car is likesmashed in and I was like that
is not a kiss, yeah, I justtapped it, there was nothing on
their car, my car but I was like, oh, and I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Here's the thing.
I like had just gotten backfrom the airport, I went to
florida wait, maybe talk aboutthat, um.
But I just got into targetbecause I was out of cat food
and I pulled into the spot and Ifelt like I was a little too
close to one car on the one side.
So I actually pulled out andthen pulled back in and all of a
sudden I was like dude and Iwas like, oh, I just hit their
car.

(10:10):
And then I feel like a lot ofother people would have just
driven away and parked in adifferent spot and be like.
But I stayed there and I waslike there's a good chance that
someone might just be waitingfor me when I come out and be
like you hit, hit my car girl.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
And then you went into Target, see, I would have
driven away.
You were so brave, I know, Idon't know why.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I just started walking away and I was like
should I move my car?
I don't know, but they were Godand there was a different car
in the parking spot when I cameback and I was like phew.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay, so I used and uh, if you don't know what a
vehicle saber is, I'll put apicture in here when I'm editing
and you can see I'll put thenavy blue.
It's the one I had as a benchseat in the front so you can sit
.
You can sit six people in a ina sedan.
It was great.
So it was a perfect college carbecause I would drive everyone
everywhere.
But the front is so long it'slike a boat that I would kiss
other cars so much thatliterally all my friends had a

(11:07):
running joke where when it wouldhappen, they would go le sabre
kiss you're just bumpingeveryone everyone, I was bumping
that I can't.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, I feel bad.
I was like shit, what the fuckis wrong with me, like I don't
do that.
I've never done that.
I was like oh, oh well and thatwas also when I was like I
missed the egg, I like turnedtoo early and had to get back on
the freeway.
That was when I was going tothat Target.
It was just all around not agood afternoon.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I mean, when is there a good afternoon?
It's very rare, so.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I had just gone to Florida.
I got back two days ago.
I'm feeling very tan, feelingvery fun, spent most of the time
at the pool.
I think I clocked in a goodlike 20 hours at the pool.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
What else is there to do Nothing.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
So I was switching back and forth between that hot
tub and pool, Um and okay.
So my sister came along.
She's 16.
Maybe she'll watch this, Maybeshe won't.
I'm sure my parents will.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
And then they'll tell her about it, and then she will
.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, my dad was annoyed about this.
Anyways, my sister showed up.
She brought a friend.
I didn't know I had a plus one.
I thought I was going to getsome sister time, but she
brought a friend.
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Tell me why they spent in their room watching
tiktoks, like they came out,maybe for one hour a day.
I mean, that's what I wouldhave done as a teen, but I also
didn't have access to wi-fi as ateen.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
So yeah, so they're just in there and um, what are
you doing, are you?
There's a bug in here flying asnack?
Oh, that is not a fungus notthat's like a fly, fly, that's
probably the window.
Sorry, there's a fly flyingaround.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
It happens oh my god, when I was watching you and
brenna yesterday on the cameraswatching them on the cameras
there's cameras.
When hank got dropped off, I waswatching them on the ring not
ring waves or wise but neitherhere nor there.
I am just watching you guys andbrenna is sitting by the door,
kind of like she.
You can tell she's like readyfor the whole like transaction
to be over and you're still justyapping away all of a sudden.

(13:10):
And I was literally about tospeak because I thought I
thought the whole thing wasgonna be done.
So like this was like the thirdtime I was trying to scare you
guys and then I'm just likewatching the screen and like a
spider just goes over the screenand I almost threw my phone in
this.
Like I'm screen and I almostthrew my phone in this.
Like I'm at work and I almostthrew my phone.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
And.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Brenna's right there.
She doesn't notice it and I'mlike I wanted to be like, like
turn the voice on and be likeBrenna.
Watch out, there's a spider.
Anyway, speaking of spiders, Ididn't, uh, speaking of spiders,
I didn't uh, speaking ofspiders, um, multiple of these
plants may have spiders, I don'tknow brianna just popped in

(13:54):
because she heard us talkingabout her I don't think she's
ever done that.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
You had to de-spider these plants that you brought in
.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, because some of them were outside after I had
treated them all, and so I thinkthe spiders regained, and then
it got warm again.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, hopefully I didn't need to sit so close to
this one.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
There is a spider web right by your leg, but I think
it's like an old one.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
This one should be fine.
This one is a questionable one.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
So is that one.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
But that one.
You had all these outside, allfour of these were yeah, um,
they were bumping that, y'alljust saying that now is that,
was that you're gonna be yourline.
She no I am waiting for myopportunity.
I'm wait, I okay moving on.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Um, yeah, so I still have a couple plants I haven't
brought in.
I feel like I'm waiting to seehow much I can push them,
because it's still been a littlebit I'm.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I almost looked in the tent because there's like
five that people didn't grabyeah.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
So brandon did end up posting them on facebook, being
like, hey, y'all come hither um, which you knew you didn't want
to do, and you regrettedinstantly well, yeah, so let's
talk about your problem withgiving away plants on facebook.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's what I have written down I mean, I am a
guilty person who, like, doesn'tbelieve anything is ever given
for free.
You know, like, if you like, ifyou give me something, I going
to reward you in some sort offacet.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay, you're very like transactional.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And I was like these are technically free, but if you
want to like, give me a littletip.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's like here's my Venmo.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Not a single person did, except for the one person
who actually requested some.
I was like I want these gonetonight, so, like, send me a
Venmo hold, so I'll hold themfor you.
She didn't.
She brought cash after someonehad already come and raided
everything.
It didn't leave any tip and Imean not that I care because
they were gone, they were gonnadie anyways you were gonna leave

(15:56):
, but it's still the matter justeven like it's a little treat
like buy me a coffee.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Buy me a coffee I love that.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's too funny.
And then the other girl wasgonna give me 40 bucks and I was
like, oh my god.
And she like was trying to handit to me because I was like, oh
no, she's coming to the door andI actually used to work with
her, um, very briefly, but I waslike oh god, oh god, oh god,
and I was like just go and seewhat's left and then just leave
money if, if you like what yousee, she didn't like what she

(16:29):
saw, she didn't take anything.
So I'm very glad I rejectedthat 40 dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah because like, how awkward would it be if she
came back up and was like, hey,I want my money back.
I didn't see anything yeah, Iwould have death, no, no.
Yeah, you know what Just take,I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
So we ended up watching.
We tried to watch the AustinCity Limits live stream weekend
too.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh yeah, we talked about weekend one.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Turns out there isn't one, so we found Chaparone on a
grainy live stream, you know,because that's what we're used
to now.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
That's what we're used to now.
That's what we do.
We were just watching taylor.
I was certainly watching herfrom the hot tub in florida.
I've been trying to get heatheron the mastermind.
She won't do it.
I mean not that I'm doing iteither.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
But I'm also like I have videos of me and mari that,
um, I actually maybe we'llinsert it right here.
We're like waiting to see.
We're like we both guessed thatshe would come out in a new
surprise song dress.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
We're like here we go we both did.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
We were like because she had the last two nights so
logically she's gonna haveanother new one.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
And sure as hell she came out in a pink and like I
haven't it's very lesbianlooking I haven't been on tiktok
that much, so I have to thinkmirror ball and then guilty of
sin.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I think that's.
That was a mashup.
It was very weird.
It was very odd.
I didn't understand that oneanyways the new reputation body
suit.
You guys, here it is.
Omg, were you the way that?
I was like dad?
People have been thinking she'sgonna come out in a new body
suit for like over 130 someshows.
Now I said I will get, I willget her name tattooed on my
forehead if she comes out in anew body suit.

(18:00):
Four seconds later she comesout in a fucking gold bodysuit.
I was losing my fucking mind.
I was like my dad's, like whatis going on?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm like this.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
You don't understand.
This is insane.
And then she's saying, um god,what the fuck did she sing?
She's saying I should have saidno with, I did something bad.
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
debutation anyways no , I was.
I was was giving Heather allthe updates.
She had gone to bed early.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I was just like I was flipping out what the hell.
And she had like new, fearlessdress.
She had a new.
Speak now dress in my blue,another blue one, very weird.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I feel like she just said you know what?
Let's just let's fuck it up.
No-transcript, let's fuckingredo it all.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
She's yeah, whatever we got left.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
We only got like.
Are there only nine dates leftnow?
I don't know.
No, there were 18, and they didthree, so there's 15.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
There's three, then three, then six, then three.
Yeah, okay, that's it.
Yes, but she just posted onInstagram she, what are you
talking about?
Surprise show, hello, welcomeback.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
She wouldn't come back to mania, but she'd
probably go back to la orsomething.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Anyways, um florida, yeah, literally watched her sing
florida in florida.
That is crazy from a green livestream.
Though we don't watch testanymore.
Now we watch for laric on theYouTube.
Very good, brandon was like howdid you get two streams pulled
up at once?
What the fuck.
And I'm like YouTube.
We don't watch Tess anymore.
So I mean, we love Tess, butlike this one would just seem to

(19:35):
be a little bit more reliable.
Anywho, no, she did Tess.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Love Tess Also that hockey Swifty like too bad.
So sad he was a creepy oh yeah,essay-er.
I was like, how do I word this?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Guys always gotta come in and ruin it.
Like I was like wow, he'sreally, he's really doing his
big one there's this dude fromlike what the fuck is it called
Barstool or something that'slike?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
a fake Swifty.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, I don't know shit about him, but I've been
hearing more about him.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh, he's been hardcore going for Taylor for
like 10 years.
Oh, I'm Googling right now.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Dave, whatever his name, is Not Dave Portnoy.
What are you looking Is?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
it talking about Dave ?
No, the hockey Swifty guy.
No, not the hockey.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Are you looking up the hockey Swift?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Taylor Swift Swift hockey.
Oh full ban now in effect forhockey bro.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
He is a predator.
Yeah.
Yeah that's him.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Because his was the best.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
You guys are going to want to see these images.
What it's not what you'rethinking, oh no.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'm worried.
It's just a little kid.
Send me that first one so wecan put that here.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh my God, we're going to have a lot of pictures.
We're only 20 minutes in.
We have a lot of edits to it.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, just make sure you send them to me, because if
you don't, I'll be like huh, Iwill.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
So the other day I went to Apple Orchard in my
hometown and then we drove tothe new high school.
Okay, so I used to go to a highschool where there was two.
This is a complete change ofsubject, because that's what we
do.
There was a North campus and aSouth campus, so like 9th and
10th graders went to one campusand then, like 10 minutes away,
11th and 12th graders went toanother campus.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's a big distance .

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, so another campus, that's a big distance.
Yeah, so we were definitely itwas very different.
So like it was like two small,which honestly is kind of nice,
I feel like it prevents an essay.
I mean, it was definitely yeah,because you don't have seniors
creeping around the freshmenthey did it at, like the
football games, I guess um.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Also you rejoined for extracurriculars I guess, what
about sports?
Did you all come back togetherin a central field?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
So there was like one main field and that was like
the south campus where, like theseniors are, so like do the
people at the north campus haveto like bus down after school?
I mean, you would normally gohome and then go down there if
you want to, but like football,games were never right after
school.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
What about, like practice and stuff?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
They would just stay after.
Some of them have to take a busdown to the other campus.
Oh and stuff.
They would just stay after.
Some of them have to take a busdown to the other campus sounds
like a nightmare.
I had to drive from one campusto the other on my junior year.
I had because I needed to takespanish one, and they did not
offer spanish one at the southcampus, where all the seniors
and juniors are so I had todrive from one campus to the
other and there was a little bitof time because north campus
started a little earlier thansouth campus, so there was

(22:22):
enough time for me to do myfirst period there and then have
to drive to south campus andthen have the rest of the day
there.
Very annoying, I mean.
Especially I would freak outbecause I okay, I paid for a
parking pass because I'd park atschool and by the time I got to
south campus park at schoolyeah, we had parking passes.
Yeah, you had to pay.
It was a hundred.
It was like it was expensiveper semester, I swear it had to

(22:42):
been like a hundred dollars orsomething.
What, yeah, ridiculous that'sinsane.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm not taking the bus.
We just had a big parking lot.
We all just parked there that'scrazy.
Yeah, but I guess when you pay,but how many people went to
your high school?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I had 600 in my class I had 550 in my entire high
school oh no yeah, um, no, whitebears.
I went to high school, so if youy'all are local and you know
where that is, graduated in 2015.
Hi, so when in the winter you'dget there and the whole parking
lot would be full, becausepeople can't see the lines, so

(23:14):
they end up taking up more roomthan needed and I could never
get a spot.
So in the winter snow is high.
I had to park down the street,even though I pay for a spot,
and then had to walk down thereand would be late.
I would go to Taco John's inbetween class and go get some
potato olays.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
We were not allowed off campus.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Oh yeah, they were also kind of strict about that,
but obviously I had a specialcircumstance.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Fortunately, my mom worked at the high school, so
the rules didn't apply to me.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh my God, what did your mom do she?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
was the guidance secretary.
I did not know that.
Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
either.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I didn't know that, lisa it was like a shockingly
powerful position in the school.
She could get me anything Iwanted, really, but I didn't
want much and I was.
I was like, oh gross, my momworks in the high school does
anyone say I?
Really didn't take advantage ofit like I should have.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Lisa doesn't know the word.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
no, she would do things on my behalf without
telling me, and then she'd belike, oh, by the way, I did this
and I was like, oh well, thatworked out for me.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah.
So I went to the new highschool because what they did is
they voted a couple years backon whether to combine the high
schools finally.
So then the idea would be theywould build on to north campus
and it would become a completelydifferent high school, and then
south campus would become a newmiddle school, and they voted
and that's what they did.
So this year's the first yearwhere people are all starting at

(24:40):
the new school, and I sat inthe parking lot and just
remembering what it used to looklike.
I was sitting there and I washaving a crisis because I was
like where the fuck am I?
This is in the middle.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Oh, no, okay, mind you, we were so confused because
, we were tracking your locationbecause we didn't know when you
were coming over, because I waslike okay, should I get
everything?
Set up.
You were at the Apple Orchard,then you were at some weird
strip mall and I was like whatis weird?
And then you were at I'm likenow she's at the high school.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I was having a car accident.
They've been doing like.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
They've been doing like tours.
So Anita and I were trying tosee if we could like go in and
see what's going on.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
So we went to each different parking lot, trying to
get in we're adopting a highschooler and really would like a
tour of this campus well,because we saw cars in the
parking lot so they had to havebeen able to get in at some like
somehow.
But then oh, like it's gated,like you can't physically no,
you can you can go into theparking lot, but the doors were
locked everywhere.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh so, but oh my god, I was just having, but it was
kind of later in the day it waswas like what?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
six or seven.
It was like five.
I'm in.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, so we'll go eventually.
But I'm just like, oh my God,like people who are going to
band because I grew up I went tolike band in high school.
I was a band nerd and that wassuch an integral part of my high
school and people are going,even though it's still White
Bear Lake High School and Idon't know why I was having.
I was also a little bit high,so I was just sitting there and
I was like what the fuck isgoing on?

(26:07):
What instrument did you play?
Flute, me too.
Here's a picture of me with myflute.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Wait, do you have a pickle in your?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
lip what it makes you wait.
I don't know, but I also playedpiccolo for marching band at
the same college that randallwent to the piccolists at uwc
were feudal gods oh my god, yeah, except we're in the back of

(26:35):
the field.
That's kind of how it goes.
My uh former band directorthere, like another marching
band director, randy Dickerson,what, yeah, which?
Do you know what Randy means inUK slang Rondy baby?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
What.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, it means horny.
Have you not seen Austin Powers?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Wait, does he actually say that?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'm Rondy baby.
I've seen all of them.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
One time when I was like a child, I'm sure I didn't
know what was going, so he wentover to europe and he said his
name was randy dickerson andeveryone's like what the fuck,
bro?
Anyway, shout out to randydickerson, he's great.
Um, he's retiring though thisyear, finally, after doing it
for 25 years.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
So I never took band, but one time uh, I think it was
after high school I hope I waswasted at a taco bell and then
he came in wasted.
Not much has changed and we bothlooked at each other because we
knew who each other were,because his wife was like the
student council president.
Well, I think they're divorcednow.
But like we made eye contactand he was like really drunk and

(27:44):
I was really drunk.
And there's that picture of meand sam fisher where, like we
made eye contact and he was likereally drunk and I was really
drunk.
And there's that picture of meand sam fisher where like we're
both really tan and it's creepy.
It was that night we were attaco bell.
And then I look and I see likethe band teacher who I've never
really had a full conversationwith, we're like hey uh love
band teachers.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I was gonna be.
That was my major at UWEC.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You are a musical bitch.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I wanted to change kids' lives.
The power of music Can youimagine.
No, I can't imagine being ateacher right now.
I think I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Shout out to all you teachers.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Shout out to the teachers Bug, get out of here.
Anywhowho phone locked.
So I have been watching or notwatching.
I have been listening to brat.
It's completely different, butit's also still brat.
I will say some of the songsare really sad now I mean they
were kind of sad before youreally, but they were to the

(28:39):
lyrics they were sad, but youwere bumping it.
No, like everything is romantic.
Are you kidding me?
Everything is so romantic,right?
Oh my God, it's insane.
So good.
I mean all the other ones thathave come out, like Talk Talk I
love.
Like the Bond Dutch remix, Ilove Billie New, kesha, kesha,
spring Breakers.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh, my God so good.
I am so excited for Kesha's newalbum.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's gonna be so she's coming back.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I was supposed to see kesha, and then guess what?
It was supposed to be april20th 2020 oh well, that sucks
and then she said how manypeople here's your money back
braden's always like I wassupposed.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I was supposed to see reputation stadium tour.
I was supposed to go to this.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't know fearless anyways I did talk to that to a
stranger yesterday.
She was like Is that a TaylorSwift necklace?
And I was like yes, it sure is,oh my god, I didn't put any
jewelry on You're wearing abracelet.
Got our bejeweled bracelet Waityou're not in the camera, lift
it up.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Don't vape kids.
I tried it once and oh my god,if I would have tried that at 15
, I would have been a goner well, I can't fucking, I can't suck
in more than like a and then I'mlike it's intense like I would
rather.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I would rather smoke a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Smoke cigarettes at least they're smoking that and
like no reaction at all andwe're like does anyone want a
refill?
Because I I'm about to get one.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Well, if you're going to get one, you might as well
top me off.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Jesus, you guys are crazy drinkers.
Brandon learned to get anopaque cup this time.
Yeah we're doing.
Love is Blind.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
You know what would be really funny If I ordered the
actual Love is Blind cups,because you can order them.
Heather, what are you doing?
Just take this whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay, I guess we're doing it on camera and on camera
refill.
Oh nice um, the salt lake citybitches finally went to
milwaukee no, that's not whatI'm drinking now, I don't know
what he's drinking some red wineI have red wine in here.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
You're just gonna pour some champagne on top.
Go no go close.
He wouldn't waste it that isone thing where I don't know if
she's really doing that.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh, she's bringing it back for you she's bumping, oh
my god, what do we do withoutheather?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I don't know.
See, we filmed the last episodewithout her and I was like
heather, it was a struggle yeah,we need her on the on deck for
google and commentary honestly,I mean, if we carry on our talk
on our commentary literally she,she fills in the gaps, like
they're like.
They're like podcasts that Iwatch, where I'm like why is why
isn't the producer a host?
They're just like in thebackground.

(31:18):
Like you, you don't know whatthey look like unless you really
follow the podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, and I'm like how do you give that vibe?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
you bring the riz oh, I love heather.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Shout out heather.
Oh no, where's the red wine?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
probably on the counter.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I don't know um, but yeah, salt lake city yeah, it's
definitely on the counter, oh mygod, brandon, our house was
salt lake city.
They finally went to milwaukeemilwaukee heather heather, okay,
heather gay after ozempic.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Really I'm not, she scares me a little bit should we
be trying to get housewives tobe our guests?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
are you fucking kidding me, do you think we?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
could do that?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
no, I think we could maybe we can dream, make brain,
and there are so many bugs onthis okay.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Well then we need to close that window.
I just left the window open sowe won't be sweating.
That's why I'm always in a tanktop, because it's so hot.
And how do people recordwithout their acs blasting into?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
the mic.
I know, britney bros, you shutup.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Britney bros, britney bros, you, she's sweating her
chair it's so hot I get when allthe RuPaul girls are like Ru
keeps it so cold in that studio.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, no shit, yeah the lights.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
The camera, the action Also.
I'm like these lights probablyare good.
We'll see when I edit it.
There seems to be less shadow.
That was my main concern.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, I guess this looks a little bit more
wool-laid up.
I don't really know, I canbarely see us.
I was shocked at how good itcame out on the TV.
I was like, whoa, there we are.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I'd say dad ass, perfect baby, dad ass.
Salt Lake City.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
You recognized more.
I mean, I don't really knowMilwaukee that well.
I've been there twice maybethis is.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It used to be like my bar.
It was like the saloon ofMilwaukee, but less.
Trixie Mattel's okay, so let'stalk about how they went to
Trixie Mattel's bar.
But Trixie wasn't there.
It was a Trixie impersonatorwho's not from Milwaukee, to my
knowledge.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I was very confused about that.
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
did they fly this person in?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I could have looked it up and like actually, well, I
know, I mean tricksy wasn't onher break yet and who's a
tricksy impersonator I don'tknow.
I there is a tricksy personmaybe it's the same one, I don't
know has been filling in fortricksy a little bit on her
youtube channel while she's gone.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
The impersonator, a Trixie impersonator.
I saw one video.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I didn't really watch the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Because I remember when that was actually being
filmed last February and peopleI knew were like taking videos
with the housewives and I waslike, oh my god, we didn't
really notice that Trixie wasn'tthere.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, do you guys want me to?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
look it up, mean I thought I was here for a reason
if it was a tricksy impersonatoryeah, well, it was, but we
don't know.
We just want to know if thetricksy impersonator is from
milwaukee or not because if theylive there, because if they've,
unless they should be frommilwaukee or salt lake, nowhere
else is acceptable doesn't makeany sense watch the podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
They went just they went just to what hell?
They went to some bobbleheadmuseum, you said you've seen ads
for this.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
The bobblehead museum used to be.
What insurance company is that?
American family insuranceamerican family insurance
commercials used to like becausethey insure that museum.
They would play it all the time.
Be like.
My son loved bobbleheads and soI just wanted to start a museum
in honor of my son and hisaddiction to bobbleheads.

(34:51):
And I was like, oh my god, canwe stop playing this on the
radio?
I'm not bumping that we're not.
We're not loving that and thenwhen I actually saw the inside,
I was like, wow, I'm glad Inever went there they.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I don't know if it's like a regular thing, but
honestly, housewives do somelike which would be a cool thing
if you like but that's just notfor me I was shocked at the
girls that actually went.
I mean, mary, are you kiddingme?
Uh, and then the other girlswent to the casino and I was
like they went to potawatomi inthe middle of the day.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I can't even imagine anything more depressing.
God, both of those options werejust terrible I mean whitney's
planning.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
You know, I'm saying reach out to me yeah, whit, did
you talk to any travel agents?
A?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Milwaukee native.
I could have given you plentyof options.
I will say the Harley DavidsonMuseum is cooler.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
And they had a huge fucking fight there.
What are you looking at now?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Okay, we need to close that one.
That's gotta go.
Close the window, oh no.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Brenna's gonna freak out.
Shh.
We're looking at a lot of bugson the ceiling.
I see at least a dozen up there.
What are those two spots?
Oh my God, holy shit, that's alot.
Why are there?
I didn't even look up what thehell.
There's been a breach insecurity and we've been invaded.

(36:11):
Yeah, so the occasional bug,that wasn't just one.
There's like 50 at least ofthem in here.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Did they die on the ceiling?
What are those two littlestains?
No, they're going to make homesin all of the plants?
No, they don't, those are just.
They die within 24 hours.
But now I'm going to have tovacuum them all up, oh God.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
We're going to door dash Heather, taco Bell nacho
fries.
Okay, so I saw, uh, wendy's hassome like crabby patty.
Did you see that?
Has that been you getting adswith that on?
Shockingly no, no, wendy's.
It's literally just a wendy'sburger, but they're like it's a
crabby patty I've been gettingthe chicken big mac chicken big
mac, yeah, um the Big Macalready has too much bread.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I can't even imagine chicken breading on top of bread
.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, I don't like chicken.
Yeah, that's the reason why Idon't.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Also is it two McChicken patties.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
That is the Krabby Patty.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
So it's just a Dave's single yeah.
What is Krabby about it?
Does it have a special sauce?
Is there a crab red goon on it?
There's some.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
There's some type of um sauce on there.
I don't know if it's what typeof burger sauce.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It is a crabby patty french fries and then pineapple,
pineapple under the sea frostyoh, okay, that, that's cute
under the sea.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, so I don't know what show I was watching.
Maybe it was love is blind.
Um.
Have you been watching?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
you've been keeping up with.
Love is Blind.
New episodes are coming outtomorrow.
I think it's the wedding.
I have to catch up to lastweek's episodes.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Everyone's breaking up.
Anyways, damn, there's notreally a lot of good matches
this season on.
Love is Blind.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
They're really weird.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Okay, I was pissed that they didn't follow the rich
guy and the girl who obviouslydid not like they.
They should have just had aside quest, they should have
just gone and recorded whateverthat's the first time, I think,
they've ever been like hey,here's this couple that we
showed you he did pop up on mytiktok and he was like here's
three things I wish I would havelearned before going on love I
mean.
For christ's sake.
He's like I don't want girls tojust want me for money.

(38:11):
And then all he talks about ishis money and how much money he
has and whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
He's like I, come from a billionaire wealthy chain
of lineage.
He should have just led withdad-ass perfect baby.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
You're clearly not watching the Menendez brothers.
I've watched the first twoepisodes.
Maybe I was sleeping for partof it.
Have you seen the edits?
No, I have not.
My TikTok's all about LiamPayne, yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I won't stop Liam.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Payne, bro, liam Payne.
There's a girl already that wasdoing some witchy stuff and was
me trying to talk to Liam tosee if Larry was real.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
See, I'm not into One Direction.
Lore that much.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I don't know who larry is.
Larry is people who ship harryand louie, louie.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yes okay, I did that.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
There was a point where I did think that was real
so, um, and one girl in thecomments was like I mean, a lot
of the girls were like it's toosoon, it's too soon, and people
were like what the hell?
And the one girl was like girl,I can't believe you.
And she's like dot dot, dot.
What did he say?
See, that was a very latereaction I, I'm still like
processing yeah.

(39:21):
So I got to imagine I land inflorida, my co-workers like dude
liam payne dead and I was likewhat, I look it up on google
fucking five minutes ago likewhat the hell?
Well, I had to break the news.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
You snapped me and then I was because we were at
work and we were super busy.
One of my co-workers comes upto me and she's like, oh my god,
did you hear about liam?
And I knew she was talkingabout liam payne, because I've
been like seeing stuff andthere's yeah, there's been a
customer came up and we had toget like.
We were distracted and she waslike it'll take some time, so
we'll talk, we'll, we'll debrieflater.
And then we never debrief later, and so I had no clue what

(39:51):
happened until I saw your snap.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Had to spread the news.
You know Someone's got to breakthe bad news.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
And now I can't escape it.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh yeah, it's all over.
I mean, Prez Hilton was eventalking about it.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I will say the way he's been covering it has been.
It seems to be prettyrespectful.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
For him.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
I think he's like y'all are going to drag me, so
I'm going to try to be asdelicate as possible.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
He's trying to be relevant.
Remember when he stitched myvideo.
I feel like I vaguely rememberthat, the paper towel one.
I feel like I vaguely rememberthat Because it was right after
he got banned from TikTok.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
so he had like 20 burner accounts that he'd make
content off of in case they gotbanned, because his main account
was banned and he made a videoof me and like talked about me
afterwards.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
It was actually it was.
He thought it was hilarious.
I knew you were famous, but Ididn't know you were that famous
.
No, that fucking paper towelvideo wherever it was popped off
.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I remember that, I just because remember, I just
like recorded, wasn't that?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
your first millionaire you that was one
that you sent me in snapchat andthen you ended up posting.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I like, literally, was like maybe I should save
this.
And then I was like maybe Ishould post this.
And then I was like, eh, maybeI should post this, it's funny.
And then millions and millionsof views later.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
That was years ago, my God.
Flashback.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
It was only two years ago.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
What yeah, bring it back.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I should repost it.
Oh my gosh.
Anyways, brat Go, I'm bummingthat, are you bumming?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
that Absolutely Okay, so 365.
Love that we got that 365.
365, 365, 365, 365.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh yeah, see, nicole's really good at going
back to what we were talkingabout, where, like I forget, it
just flutters out of my brain.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
That's why it's written down.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Not to go back to the Menendez brothers, but Chloe
Sauvigny, not to be confusedwith Savvy B, is in the 365
video.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
She's like hot as fuck.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I was just so impressed.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Did you see her?
She's a 365 party girl.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I saw her on Kelly Clarkson talking about that
video.
I think it was Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Maybe what other talk show Is relevant right now?
Julia Fox was in it.
Emma Chamberlain Made anappearance.
Kind of crazy.
Yeah, this is.
This is an issue.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Speaking of hot girls , do you know what?
We just Me and Brenda,technically, and Heather have
apparently seen it before.
We watched for the first timewhat Like two days ago,
jennifer's body okay, soeveryone talks about that.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yes, or, and bodies, bodies, bodies.
Never seen that either.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
What's bodies, bodies , bodies.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I don't know I don't know what heather I'm gonna need
to google that bodies bodies,bodies don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I think all the cool girls watch and all the scary,
scary movie, cool girls but thenI was like, oh my god, all
these things I used to say backin like literal high school are
from Jennifer's body.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
It's like when I watched Jersey Shore for the
first time.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Like why are you being so?
Salty is from Jennifer's body.
Don't give it that much credit.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
It is.
I was like stop.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Because I remember everyone talking about
Jennifer's body and I was like Ididn't have internet, so it's
like, unless I was like Mom, canyou rent the Netflix DVD of
Jennifer's Bonnie?
I wasn't going to be able tosee it.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Isn't that Jennifer?
Not Jennifer Megan Fox?
Yeah, she's hot, she's hot.
Deadass, perfect baby when shewas a new girl.
She's a new girl.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
So this is like a 2022 horror comedy.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Maybe I don't know, I don't know, 20-something gets
stuck at a remote mansion duringa hurricane Katrina.
I just took a drink.
Is that what you're talkingabout?
I don't know.
We don't know at all how muchlonger before I get cut off.
You don't know at all how muchlonger before I get cut off.

(43:38):
You don't get cut off.
No, you're at your word count.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I've never heard of it.
86% on Rotten Tomatoes, though6.2 out of 10 on IMDb baby.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Also, brenda just texted me and said is Nicole
staying over for Mario Party?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, I guess I will have to kick your asses.
Well, I'm on.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Ritalin.
Now, I was just going to say Idon't know about Heather on
Ritalin.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
We'll see.
It brings out the worst in allof us, and I did miss it
yesterday was it, Dude?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
my brain is functioning on all cylinders
today.
Honestly, I didn't take anyAdderall yesterday, so I think I
was a little moody.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Oh, you were sassy yesterday.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I had very little emotional regulation.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Was Brandon sassy yesterday, do you not remember?
Oh my god, he was so annoyinghe threw something at me and hit
me in the face and it hurt.
Oh my god, where's your Hufferpen?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Where's your Huffer pen?
I don't know if I want to play.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Oh my god, no, he was so obnoxious as long as we
order.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
As long as we order taco bell, or whatever I mean,
I'm always stinky and smelly,but no, he needs to be medicated
oh yeah, I don't know aboutthis, but we'll see my party
jamboree.
It just came out four days agonew one oh, I don't know about
this, but we'll see.
Mario Party Jamboree just cameout four days ago.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
New one.
Oh, I don't know any of themini games.
Is it all new?
Yeah, wait, if we all foreplay.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Does that mean, that there's no computer player?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Correct.
Oh, thank God, I gotcha.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm here, anyways, if I have to see Wario's diaper
butt one more time.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I'm gonna fucking lose it.
I'm gonna be Birdo again.
Okay, fine, there are two newcharacters.
Well, we'll have to figure itout.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Ninji, who I obviously claim Ninji, is a
weird little ninja thing withlittle butt and nipples.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Little bitch tits.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, but then there's Suzanne, the sexy mayor
of New Donk City.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Pauline Pauline.
What did I say?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
You said Maxine Pauline, with the Mary Jane
heels that don't match the reddress.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Well, it'll be a bloodbath.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Wait till you see her tits though.
Oh my God, she is titty-appless.
Yeah, she's bumping that.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
yeah, she's bumping that, she's bumping that see,
they just say it, just to say itnow.
They're just saying it was,it's too much dead ass.
Perfect baby.
Okay, I hate that you don't getit.
What is that from it's from theedit.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
The edit that's gotten more viral than anything
else ever From the Menendezbrothers.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Are you watching this?
Nicholas Alexander Chavez, theedit.
Is this one of the actors?
Is this the real guy?
I'm just not.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, that's his real name.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
You need to Google it .
No, like the edit that's goingaround, is that the actor or the
real guy?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
it's um from the menendez brothers of the actor
of him just being a sexy pieceof meat which is all men are
good for, honestly, oh, I'm doneoh fuck, brad, we are meeting,
oh my god, you guys.
So you know, it was my ask herto be on the house on the pod oh

(46:58):
my god, we could.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
We could probably get , oh my god, we need to get a
video.
She's so.
Oh my god, it's gonna be sogood because you know it's not
gonna be like phaedra, wherephaedra's like, okay, let's take
a look, she's gonna be crazy.
I hope she's drunk.
Oh, I love you.
So we're meeting sonia morgan.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Sonia morgan from we're at Housewives of New York
Putting a picture in.
See, I need to say that.
So then I do it when I'mediting.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I'll Google it Sonia freaking Morgan.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Well, we know who Sonia Morgan is.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Be careful of your little no but we want her at her
best.
Be careful of your little drinkover there.
And by best I mean her absoluteworst.
So it was my New Year'sresolution this year to bother
more celebrities, and it's beenworking.
Yes, you really got to put yourmind to it, y'all.
Um, we already said we sawleewayne last year though that
was already a year ago, um, butwe're on.

(47:44):
Watch what happens live.
Hopefully again soon.
Um, we got our foot in the dooragain, um, because we're
annoying.
And then we met phaedra.
Bergalicious showed up.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
We didn't really meet bergy at all no, because we
expected to, but then you justdisappeared.
Do you think you went to thesecond show?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
I'm sure maybe I don't know, I don't know it
wouldn't have been as authenticof a reaction, but anywho so I
just thought we would have goneto the second showing and like
had missed that yeah, that wouldbe lame then we'd be like oh my
god, we should have goneearlier, because earlier.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Cause remember it was like all of her Tik TOK and we
were like, oh my God, we sawthat, but can you imagine being
like after and being like?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
what the fuck I would be pissed.
So, um, I get home and Mari, myroommates like, oh, my manager,
or like her coworker, who knows, I like housewives I guess
brought up to her like is nicolegonna go?
Or he was talking about, like,meeting his housewife gabe gabe.
Yes, you know gabe that game isgreat the game is talking about

(48:42):
going to meet his housewife, andI was like which one?
You know how much I've beencommenting on sonia's picture.
Sonia, sonia, in your city,come to minneapolis, come to
minneapolis, come to minneapolis.
I've been relentless and youknow what it worked because
she's coming and I immediately,for once, I had money and I was
like I'm buying us tickets,spent $360 on three tickets, so

(49:02):
y'all owe me 120 bucks each.
Anyways, wait, so you actuallygot them.
Yes, well, I'll find youimmediately.
Okay, I bought the before.
I even really I'll find youwhen I paid yeah, I was like I
know bravin he's, he's good forit.
I'll bother him um, but yeah.
So I honestly can't find a badpicture of sonia.
She's fucking.
I mean, she's kind of a mess,but she's amazing.
I'm not seeing any mess here.

(49:23):
I love her.
Okay, I found it, we'll find.
No, we'll get fried her.
Uh, sonia's funniest moments umlittle clip on youtube, because
there is.
I made mari watch them, um, soI'd be like this is what we're
meeting her as a duo with umramona.
It's just crazy.
And then her as a duo withluann.
Luann is just nuts.
They have their own spin-offcrappy lake crappy lake, which I

(49:44):
still don't want.
Oh my god, I so feel good.
It kind of gives me schitt'screek, schitt's creek vibes, but
like reality.
So, so good, I'm so excited tomeet her.
It's gonna be so great and it'sgonna be so funny.
And we're like a few rows back,like in the middle, like.
We're like have good seats too.
I'm so excited, it's gonna beso good.
So we're talking about that.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
When that happens and that's we were so far back from
luann and there were so manyopen seats, but you know they
would have been like no, yeah,because we got the.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I was specific these are not your seats she's in a
much smaller venue, though, andI think it'll be actually like
where.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Where is that?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
parkway theater or something.
I don't know where that is.
St paul, let me google it.
I think that's where it is.
I've never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Maybe I just made that up.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I don't know I bought the taylor swift cardigan
brandon was like 70 dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yeah, they're all 70 dollars now if yours wouldn't
have ripped the day after I sawit I would have considered it
because weirdly I like thatcolor navy, because I don't like
navy normally, but that'salmost black, so cute.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Soon you see.
Yeah, the parkway theater inminneapolis on chicago avenue
south I don't know where that is.
Yeah, we're in row e so we'reone two, three, four, five rows
back.
Is that by?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
like uptown.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I don't know Chicago.
I think that's downtown, maybe,maybe not.
Where is it Did?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
you get tickets for the red city.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
The Parkway Theater, minneapolis girl Parkway and
it's a one word, I'll find itfaster the Parkway, the Parkway
Theater, it's right there, hello.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
So it theater.
It's right there, hello so itactually is in.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
It's actually is that is kind of oh my god, what the
hell that's my.
Is that where my sandwich tolive?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
it's like no, it's south of where she used to live,
like she used to live in thatlake right above, but oh my god,
it's right.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I know where that is because that's where the gift
shop is that I go to, rightacross the street 14 gift shop.
Oh yeah, oh my gosh.
Yeah, so chicago.
I'm so excited, it's gonna beso fun, so that's what I spent
my money on.
Anyways, want to tell us aboutyour dreams that you've been
having?
I've been having horribledreams.
I'm like scared to go to bedevery night because he doesn't
want to horrific.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
But you know, do you know?
Do you know why I've beendreaming?
It's because your pills.
I filmed a video and I put thependulum in my drawer, so I
forgot it existed.
I forgot that you existed andthen I you have to use it every
night and then not dream.
Yes, okay and so basically, andso I'm like I wake up at 4 44 am

(52:09):
, like seven days in a row 4 44am that's an angel number.
I know nate brought it up and Iwas like I don't care about
angel numbers well, you shouldanyway, it means I'm protected
by some divine guardian.
I don't fucking know jennifer'sbody.
Jennifer protect me, uh.

(52:29):
But they're just like thesedreams that are just like a
nightmare, but not a nightmare.
They're a nightmare for mebecause they would be like if
you put me in the socialsituation I would literally
never want to be in, which isany social situation I mean that
is true, this is the only.
This is as far as mysocialization goes.
But it's like I'll be like the.
The last one I had, I was atthe airport and then I kept

(52:52):
losing my luggage.
Because it's like I'm I'mplaying myself with a controller
.
It's not like lucid dreaming,but I can kind of control my
character.
So it's like I can't controlthe environment, I can't go to
control what's going on aroundme, but I can control how I'm
moving.
I can't fly, I can't doanything cool like that, but
it's like I'm using a controller.
So it's like my motor.
I'm like trying to grab a leafand I'm like like it just

(53:14):
doesn't work, like I'm just avery limited.
And so last one I was anairport and I was losing my
luggage.
No one would help me find myluggage and I couldn't like
communicate properly, I couldn'tlike grab things properly, like
it's just that's how my dreamsare.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
And this is the nightmare.
This is like you can't findyour luggage.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
It's hours long and things keep happening and
happening and then I run intosomeone I know who I think is
going to help me and theycompletely blow me off, like or
it's like I will be in asituation like I'll be like
we're recording the podcast butguess what?
I'm dating my abusive ex andhe's sitting in the background
judging all of us.
It's like that's the kind ofdreams that I have.
It's not.
I wish.

(53:56):
I wish I would get murderers,demons, monsters.
Then I, because mind fucky,because then my brain can't tell
.
It's like, even when I can tellit's a dream, think like it
will morph more realistic.
So then I'm like, is this adream or is it not a dream?
I can't tell I'm just wonderingwho you pissed off in another
life, everyone.
My dreams are a nightmare and Iwas gonna talk about on therapy
on monday, but then I woke upat 9 30 when my appointment was
at nine oh, does she like callyou or like, does she email you

(54:21):
or what she sends an?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
email like halfway through the session and it's
like hey, miss session oops, soyou're on mondays now at 9 am.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
It's not a good time.
Tuesdays at 10 were perfect orwednesdays at 10.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I was gonna say you at 10.
I was going to say you were onWednesdays.
Maybe she just can't handle youthen me on Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I feel me and Heather go to the same therapist.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
And Sam and Deanna.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, and actually like four other people who I'm
loosely affiliated with.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
That's crazy.
Maybe I need to go to Whitney.
No, I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I don't think I can pay for her, though, when she
kicks me.
It's only 25 dollars copay.
Well, does she accept myinsurance is the thing yeah, she
takes everything.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yeah, so when I get booted, you can take my spot.
She's gonna kick you out or youcan graduate.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I graduated from therapy, kind of um, I don't
foresee that happening, butmaybe've got a lot to work on.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I mean, you're older than me, you have more years to
heal back.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
And more trauma.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah, A little more traumatized.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Nobody graduates from therapy before the age of 30.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I'm sorry.
Well, sometimes you graduatefrom a specific therapist but
you've got to start seeingsomebody else.
You can't stick with the sametherapist for more than eight or
ten years.
I will say the emdr.
That's what probably will keepme going for a long time.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Maybe that's why you're getting those dreams.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
No, because I haven't done in a while, so do you not
have them anymore, now that youhave your pendulum back?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
yes, and so two nights ago, I brought the
pendulum back out of thecupboard specifically this
cupboard, this is my bedroomnightstand that I moved into
this room.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
You just you just drag it from one new room to
another.
Yep, brandon really does a lotto put this corner together this
is normally brenda's desk, notall these plants and chairs wait
, do you move this over too?
Yeah, I go all out do youremember when you told me to
breathe?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
in really, really hard to the benjamin, the one
hit that sent me to mars.
Yeah, I get good benjamincartridges yeah, that is a.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That was like a horrible, horrible idea moving
on.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Do the dinosaur shows help before bed?
Depends okay on how much of thebenjamin I've consumed, because
if I consume too much I find itreally weird and I'm like then
I start getting conspiracytheory and I'm like did
dinosaurs really exist?
Do conservatives have?
A point where these dinosaursaren't real.
And then I'm like and then thelogic comes in, where it's like

(56:46):
they found the skeletons, Likethey they're real.
But when you look at the bodyshapes of the T-Rex and that
weird-ass fucking bird.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
There's no way they existed.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
No wonder they died off Chickens are from dinosaurs.
The catacuato is what she's.
I'll put a picture of acatacuato right here.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
You say that's your favorite dinosaur.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
My co-worker used to ask me what my favorite dinosaur
was Mine's, the ankylosaurus,which is apparently a very
autistic thing to say.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, that is really.
Here's what it looks like.
I have no idea what it lookslike.
I do because it looks like abrontosaurus.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
But it's not.
No, it does not.
Is that the one Antimosaurus?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I like the one that's on the dinosaur chicken nuggets
Like the one that's like talland eats plants and looks like I
could pet it.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Like the really tall, like a long neck.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah long neck Smooth guy.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Like a brachiosaur yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
And a patsaur Brachiosaurus Brachiosaurus.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
There is a what is that?
Titanosaurus is the biggest onethat ever existed.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Who cares?
We're talking about dinosaurs.
I know a lot about dinosaurfacts.
You are really autistic.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
All of these plants are from the dinosaur era.
Like, what are you talking?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
about Ferns.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
These are all dinosaur plants, hence relevant
Speaking of I got the foliagefactor.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
What does that mean Fertilizer, fertilizer Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah, it's in the black bottle.
I'll show you my roomafterwards.
I'll put a picture right herebecause I'm not gonna go up and
get it.
Um, it's the one that likesydney plant guy and a bunch of
and like oh yes, yes, yes,people gatekeep it.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
It's really fucking good.
Okay, we're gonna have to getme some like it is.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
My plants can go crazy, nuts like shiny look at
these.
These are all new.
These just happened that one'spopping out a new one, this damn
well, I'm gonna need some.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Maybe you need to get a little.
They probably don't have adiscount code thing.
No, you have to order you haveto order from australia.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Like some influence.
It's like some person onInstagram is the main person.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Kind of like how Dominic buys from Australia.
Yes, exactly like that.
Yeah, anyways, do you haveanything else to say?
That's almost our time.
I keep looking at the timerbecause I'm like I don't even
want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Don't we all?
No, I don't think I do.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Anyway, give us a five, five star review on the
apps are we gonna have had a new, different president by the
time this comes out?
Wait, it'll be a week afterhalloween.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah, no, no we got two more episodes coming out
before that, um, and technicallywe won't have a new president
until january so, but like afterthe election, you know what I
mean.
Yeah, but oh my God, I thoughtI was getting fired.
That's executive producer.
I thought you were just usingit as a code word so I wouldn't

(59:45):
get offended.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Anyways, Brandon, where can people find you on the
internet?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Okay, but before you find me, anyway, go to Apple
podcast, write a five starreview.
We haven't had a five-starreview in a year.
We haven't posted in a year, sothat is our fault but if you
are watching this, um, don'tleave me hanging oh, here's our
little, here's our episodallyheart.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Um, it's finished but this, that's this.
Well, what the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
that's apple I don't my, I have man hands, I don't
know um, but anyway, so write usa five star review on Apple
podcasts.
You can also do a five starreview on Spotify.
You can't write anything, butyou can go to this episode.
There's a comment button in theepisode.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
You can leave a comment to the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Ritalin, we're off.
You can leave a comment, giveus a five star, then write a
little comment on the episode.
But now we're on YouTube, soyou can also comment, like and
subscribe on YouTube.
Yes, where are we growing onall platforms?
Wherearewegrowingcom?
Aren't you guys also acceptingTaco Bell gift cards?

(01:00:47):
Maybe, we have to open thePatreon.
Actually, we do have a Patreon,we just need to do it.
Oh, that's embarrassing, youdon't have to give us money, but
if you want to, you could alsoalways send some nacho fries our
way we'll put up an amazon liveamazon uh wish list where we go
growing wish list, it's cc toysand cc doesn't want toys

(01:01:11):
anymore.
She's, she can't really see themthat's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Anyways way to be depressing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
She does like catnip toys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Where can people find you online, you can find me at
brandonbotanicalcom.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Brandonbotanical on all platforms and you can give
me some commission money atamazoncom backslash shop,
backslash brandsonGroves.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Are you going to play the music?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Yep we are.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
You can find me at NicoleArsonGroves on Instagram,
TikTok Threads and Pinterest.
Yeah, follow the when Are weGrowing podcast.
Go, follow Heather's makeupchannel.
Maybe we'll put it below, If weput producer Heather's
Instagram below.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, it's spelled weird next week.
Anyway, you can find Heather atheathertraxelcom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Is it Traxel?
I thought it was Trishel.
It's Troxel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Anyways, we don't know anything, it's spelled
weird.
Anyway, love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Love you, bye.
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Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.

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