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Brandon's allergy adventures, political musings, and an unhealthy fast food dissection set the stage for an episode packed with laughter and thought-provoking conversation. We kick things off by navigating the quirks of juggling creative freedom with work commitments. Heather joins us with tales of her feline escapades, bringing a playful twist to our discussions. We also touch on the recent election, giving you our candid takes on the political landscape and influencer reactions in the social media sphere. 

As we shift gears, we find ourselves in a heartfelt tribute to Cece, the cherished pet whose joyous spirit touched our lives. The bittersweet moment of saying goodbye is met with a celebration of Cece's impact, especially on Brandon, as we share community memories and support. Lightening the mood, we introduce a fun drinking game inspired by Andy Cohen and recount a spooky Halloween experience caught on camera. This rollercoaster of emotions keeps you entertained with a blend of sorrow and humor. 

The nostalgia continues as we reminisce about iconic fast food memories, childhood antics, and gym etiquette with some playful jabs at Brandon's spending habits. From the challenges of gym hygiene to the peculiarities of social media promotion, our lively discussions cover it all. We wrap up with a trip down memory lane to the MySpace days, sharing how you can find us online and stay connected to our ongoing adventures. Join us for an episode that promises laughter, reflection, and a touch of nostalgia.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
You beat me.
I can tell there was someenergy there.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm just so excited to talk.
I feel like we haven't recordedin a hot minute.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's been a couple weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Heather's like confused.
We just did this three days ago, no we didn't do this three
days ago.
It's been like two weeks Goboys.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I mean today's episode or no.
Last week's episode was howlong?
Yeah we, I don't know, but ithuh, huh, it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's been a while.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's been a long time coming.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Brandon, you should have done your visine, or
whatever.
Oh, I didn't do my Visine Wellokay, Brandon's going to be
looking like a crackhead withthese eyes.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Because I was having my allergic reaction all day
today and I was like I've got todo the Visine before I do the
pod.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Brandon's allergic to the mall that he works at.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm allergic to all malls, I think.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And now you're being forced to work.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I mean, I'm not being forced to work, I just have to
work and I can't make my ownschedule.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
He can't make his own schedule anymore, which gives
me anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I like to have freedom, creative control over
my life.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I feel like that does very much fit with your
lifestyle and just the way thatyou like to run your life.
I like to have total control,it's just showing you love to
roll into the gym at 10.30 andyou're, like, I'm supposed to be
at work right now, but I'llmake it in eventually.
But, I will say I can't wait tohave all these days off.
The tea that you gave usyesterday about this certain
employee was was making therounds at alta woodbury today.

(01:33):
Really, yes, word travels fastin the beauty world.
We probably shouldn't talkabout that, but I don't know no,
probably not.
I feel like you could say well,you could say an employee did
xyz.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, not an employee yet, oh, you could say an
employee did X, y, z.
Well, not an employee yet oh afreelancer.
An employee for a differentcompany.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh, because Amari was like wait, he wasn't fired, he
was at Macy's today.
Yeah, that's awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
My boss was like please help me, Brandon, why
didn't you save me?
He wouldn't stop talking to me.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Anyways, do we just get the hard part over with Hard
part?
Well, the election.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
We don't.
We're not just going to glazeover that.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, no, we're not those people.
No, we're not.
We're going to talk about itbecause we don't want to be
thought of as Trumpsters.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't think anyone.
No, I'm thinking that.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But like influencers are just pretending like nothing
ever happened, are typicallytrumpsters yeah, if people
aren't posting because, like, alot of people are posting about
like how sad they are about theresults, the election, and
people who are like dead silentand are like probably happy
about the results silence speaksokay multiple people popped up,
like plant people popped up onmy tiktok.

(02:43):
So, you know, I've been seeingso many people that say like
your friend and I'm like I don'tknow who these people are, and
they're like excited about theresults and I was like unfollow,
like who are you Ew?
Bye, yeah.
So if you're watching this andyou're like, oh my God, ew,
they're like liberal fuck faces,like yeah, bye, you didn step,

(03:07):
I know I mean, there are likegay guys that pander to that
audience yeah, you're not one ofthem, though.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
No, you pander a lot, but not to them.
I saw this creator who used tobe like uh, ex conservative
creator, and uh, she, this is alesbian.
She was like if you want tomake some money as a gay, be,
pretend to be a republican.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
They will give you so much money oh, and some do like
, some do pretend, or yeah, Idon't know, I whatever.
Okay, james heather's here withus behind camera again.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hi, heather, hi she almost went home because her cat
needed her.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, so yeah, heather has a new cat in her
life that like showed up here,okay well, I'm gonna insert a
picture right now, okay, so yougot okay brand our whole last
episode.
If you guys didn't notice,every time we referenced a
picture it didn't get put inwell, okay, I was editing last
night at like 11 pm and Ithought you like watched through

(03:58):
it.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You're like, oh my god, this is so funny but then,
uh, the first pictures that Iwas supposed to put up were like
individual pictures of all ofthe things from the little altar
hall and I was like shit,nicole, I think, is asleep, I'm
not going to get these pictures,I'm just not going to put any
pictures.
And then, like halfway through,I was like sorry for no
pictures.
And then I put a couple ofpictures.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, I was like I didn't get to that part Because
Brandon's like talking about hiscar and he'm like here's me in
band, yeah, so, Anyways, yeah,so now Heather has a cat in her
life and she's freaking out.
She's like I need to go home,she's afraid to leave it for
more than four hours and I'mlike people leave their cats
home all day.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
For days at a time.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It'll be okay.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, Not me.
She's a new cat owner who doesnot know much about cats.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's honestly kind of hilarious it is hilarious what
she asked me about.
She's like, she's like runningaround, I'm like being crazy,
I'm like yeah crackhead hoursstart at 9 39 sharp they are
like nocturnal, so they.
I learned that she's like oh mygod, is this giving me a life?
Now I'm like well, you do havea kitten, technically like a

(05:05):
youngster a youngster like fivemonths.
They said.
You saw the?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
the tic tacs of like zero to three months they're
super cute and then three to 24months that's what I sent you
the t-rex.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Uh, yeah, I sent.
Yeah, that's in.
Yep, I sent that to you todayseveral people have sent that to
me okay, yeah, at least three Ihaven't seen this.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay, let me put it on the list.
No, let me, because I sent itto heather today, just right now
see it's like be aware of thesedevelopmental stages if you get
a cat one to three months,super cute adorable cuddly.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, that was very funny yeah three to 24 months,
crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, so, okay, moving right along.
Happy for you, heather.
I mean.
Okay, so we're glazing over theelection.
Um, no, no, no, no, no.
Very somber day yesterday.
Okay, so we're filming this onnovember 7th.
So yesterday, like morning, wegot the news um, I hate it here
it was a rough how did it end?

(06:11):
The smallest man who ever lived.
So much taylor that I've beenlistening to.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Um, it's always relevant yeah, I feel like
there's a lot of people who justdidn't realize how much you
didn't realize that 2016 to 2020affected people because it
didn't affect them yep, thatpart um.
I think it's uh if the universewill continue to give you
lessons until you learn them,and if you didn't learn it the
first time around, it willpresent it again and then to see

(06:37):
if you learned it and then, ifyou didn't, then you have to
repeat the lesson until it'slearned.
So I think that's what's goingon with america, like we all
forgot.
Yeah, we forgot.
I didn't forget.
No, I didn't forget either,like so many people forgot yeah,
are just like, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Like all of the like, hey, get out there and vote.
Those are four people that needto vote democrat, because
republicans will always show upand vote, no matter what.
They will show up and vote.
You need to vote.
I don't care if you don't likeeither of them.
That is so privileged to be.
Like, oh, my god, it's likeit's it doesn't affect you.
Then, clearly, like even andycohen was, like I voted for

(07:12):
kamala, knowing that I'll getricher if trump is in office,
and he said I will, I will getricher, but I didn't vote for
that because that's not thefuture I want for my kids.
Like that's not the future Iwant for.
Like all the women in my life.
Like, yeah, not good, I'mscared for my brother's trans.
Um, my good friends aretransgender and he wants to make

(07:34):
them detransition and he wantsto get rid of the department of
education.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like that's just nuts to me like project 2025.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Have you guys read any of that?
He wants to bring it back tolike one vote per household and
the husband gets to vote.
The women need permission toleave the state, All this shit
Like.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
So lots of pictures that I'm making notes of as you
guys are talking, I'm going toput down picture of Gilead a
handmaid's tale.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Because that's what we're entering into.
That is a possibility.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I was like wow, there's a lot of furious
scribbling, I feel like.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
The other day you sent me a picture, something
that you wrote down, and I waslike god, my handwriting is
awful.
I was like you were.
Like, I think it looks prettygood.
Today, though, I was like Ican't read any of that.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I have awful handwriting.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Should we get rid of one more sad thing before we
move on?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You want to talk about Cease.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh yeah, when we recorded the last podcast, it
was two days before our formerlegendary producer executive,
legendary producer Cease Picture, cease, cease, montage Passed
away Our former legendaryproducer, executive legendary
producer CC, mm-hmm, cc.
Montage Passed away, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
She went over the rainbow, whatever the fuck they
call it, cross the rainbowbridge, they say.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
She was playing Mario Kart.
She was on Rainbow Road, butyeah, it was her time.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
She's very old.
Nothing in particular was goingon besides the fact that she
was just an old girl and she wasready and she was letting
everyone know she was ready.
So, yeah, we all came over hereand said our goodbyes.
It was very sad, lots of tears,like.
I've actually never seenBrandon so upset in my entire
life and I was like here insertthe picture of Brandon crying

(09:21):
that I took.
And I took it because I waslike, oh my god, look at us,
we're both crying.
I didn't realize it was goingto be us crying for two hours
and I'd never seen like.
I've seen you cry likesometimes, and I think you're
about to cry now.
Um, I see it in your eyes,unless it's just the red.
It's welling up it's welling up,I think, because cc really like
changed your life and made youlike I'm a cat person.

(09:43):
Yeah well, I don't know if I'mactually a cat person, but I am
definitely a cc person so it wasvery sad and uh, yeah, and
that's kind of that on that, solong by cc by producer cc merch.
There is new um, queen cc, merchout on the merch thing.
Um, you can throw in a littletip for Brenna if you want lots

(10:06):
of, uh, medical expenses leadingup to all that.
So, yeah, it was.
It was a sad day.
It was like, um, just sad towatch her in that condition too.
So but I it gave me some peacetoo to know like she was ready,
because I know it's a really,really hard decision to make and
it feels like you like fuckingkilled your cat, but like you

(10:27):
need to like let them go,because it is kind of inhumane
to just let them like wait tillthey actually die, like that's
like even one more day.
Yeah, even one more day she yeah, it's, it's painful, it's sad,
it's, and they don't want that.
So, yeah, that's that rpcs.
She'll live on forever throughthis podcast cheech, an

(10:49):
international celebrity oh yeah,because, oh my god, when we
posted that, I mean I had somany people responding and you
said you had so many dms I waslike okay, gotta get through
these.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm just gonna hard.
Everything I was, I had to takeit like chunks.
I'm like okay, started sobbingagain, let's do the rest
tomorrow we have boy girl cuptoday.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
If you guys are watching on the youtube, go
watch on the youtube.
All of you guys are listeningon podcasts which maybe they're
watching oh my god, what shouldwe do?
Like an andy going drinkinggame for the pod if you like, if
every time you hear this wordheather can pick out the word or
I can make the saying I meanlast episode would have been.

(11:31):
Every time they say bumpingthat take a fucking shot that
ass, perfect baby.
Or like take a shot every timeheather interjects.
We'd all be wasted in 20 minuteswe love watch what happens live
with andy cohen.
If you guys don't know, he likeputs up.
He's like um.
When you hear this word, take ashot, like my guests don't know

(11:52):
what it is um, and sometimesit's a word like she, yeah and
I'm like okay what?
And a lot of times it's like aname of someone.
They're most likely going to betalking about the whole episode
.
So, yeah, maybe we'll startdoing that.
It was just Halloween.
What did you do for Halloween?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, the first weekend of Halloween we cried
about Cece yes.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
And then last weekend , I we watched the
trick-or-treaters on the camera.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh my God, what Coming to the door with the
lightstreaters on the camera.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh my God, what?
Coming to the door with thelights off, like calling the
house.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Did I not show you this video?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes, you did Wait, put it in.
Put it in Because it isactually so scary.
I was like so fuckingfrightened Like what is that
mask?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't know, it looked like, looked like it was
like made of human skin sewnwith like needles made of bone
like some kids were coming totrick-or-treat at brain.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
And of course the ring doorbell has a camera.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I just keep getting notifications.
Someone is calling you,someone's calling you.
I'm out of town, so I'm like,I'm just looking.
I'm like, are these like doordashers?
What's going on?
I was looking and, mind you, itwas like after.
So, trick-or-treating ended atseven and all the people who did
it were, it was like 720, Ithink it's when the first group
of teens came.
Mind you, half the teensweren't wearing costumes and
they would get all offended thatwe didn't answer the door.

(13:17):
I'm like.
So the first one, brenna, wasupstairs, lights were on, but
the outside light was not on,and so after that she went
downstairs, turned off all thelights except the plant lights
and then I texted her and thenthe second ones came.
I was like, oh my god, turn offthe lights, like what's going on
?
Because apparentlytrick-or-treaters don't know
that when the lights are off youdon't that means don't ring the
doorbell so if you're a parent,teach your kids this um, and so

(13:40):
then she's like.
I went downstairs, all thelights are off except the plant
lights, and so then I turned theplant lights off, so our house
is completely dark, zero, dark,30.
From the road you cannot seeany lights.
Like two or three more groupsof kids came up and it's pitch
black out there.
It's scary.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Very frightening.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
But then I think it was the second to last.
I couldn't watch it anymore.
I'm like just sitting with mymom and my brother and I'm like,
oh my God, and they're likewhat?
And I was like look at this.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Did they get any trick-or-treaters, or do you
live too much in the middle ofnowhere out there?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
My parents' house, no , my brother's house.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
They got some, I guess.
Yeah, Brandon went home forsome Harry for children some
harry potter thing okay that?
Okay, that was cool okay, wedon't support harry potter
though, because, like jk,rowling is a turf.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
But yeah she is.
I might have made me a trumper,like that's how good it was.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I was like what the well, I really, because I
thought you were going to like aharry potter musical, but it
was like based on harry potter,but it was like after like yeah,
so it was it was a broadwayshow.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
well, technically, I think it was in after, like yeah
, so it was.
It was a Broadway show.
Well, technically, I think itwas in the West end first.
It was based 20 years afterHarry Potter, so it was like
they're Harry Potter's kids.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
And Hermione's like a lesbian or something.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, oh, hermione was black.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
But not a lesbian Um but the whole thing was a gay
love story okay, that's what I'mthinking of a gay love story
between who um harry potter'schild and draco malfoy's child
oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, Iremember this and apparently the
original one was five and ahalf hours long.
You had to see it over twonights two nights and honestly I

(15:20):
would have been.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
The intermission was like overnight.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, is that what inspired your new hair, brandon?
No, oh, you want to look like.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Jacob Malloy.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
No.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh no, brandon always does this to his hair every
once in a while.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, but no, it's very shaved on the sides.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
They went down really close to your skull.
I like when they do that,because then I don't have to get
a haircut as often 60 bucks apiece, I mean okay.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I would love to get a haircut every week.
How do people afford that?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I know a lot of guys.
When I worked at a hair salon alot of guys would come in like
every like week or two weeks andI'm just like I'm sick of
seeing you here.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
And the sad thing is 60 bucks is pretty good,
including tip.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
For like a good lineup, yeah, tip for like a
good lineup yeah, like normallyit's 60 bucks not including tip.
Okay, heather's getting her redwine out well, brandy, you were
talking about moving to houston.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You can't do that in trump's america well, I know I
am a little nervy about that nowI mean, but like your man's,
lived there during that era,right well, I think he's a
little nervy now too.
Yeah, yeah maybe you guysshould just come up here, maybe
he should just move up here,move out of the house, move up
here.
Is there any topic we're notgetting?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
into tonight.
I feel like we have liketiptoed on like every deep topic
in life right now.
We got family trauma.
We got election trauma we havepet death, we have gay fear.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
We have Trump's text.
What's next?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
We're talking about Halloween.
Sorry, we were talking aboutHalloween.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
And creepy kids in big masks.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, so for Halloween I actually went to a
little Halloween party.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You actually had a Halloween.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Okay, add in there pictures from oh look a
strawberry.
Yeah, pictures from Halloween.
Nicole's Halloweenlloweenactually was invited to a little
.
I mean, invited is really loose.
But I just I'm on this shop'sclose friend story because I
used to water the plants thereback when I was working at
planting queens and my friendbell works there, shout out bell
um, and they were having thislittle halloween party and I was

(17:21):
even telling y'all.
I was like I don't know if Iwant to go to this, like I'm not
feeling it and I was becauseyou were like you're planning on
coming here?
you're like I'm just gonna go tothis party I was like I'm just
gonna make an appearance andthen I'm gonna come over.
Oh, but y'all I was.
I was hitting back the drinksbecause it was all.
It was all free drinks and Iwas like, okay, jello shot,
jello shot, tequila shot, whiteclaw, white White Claw.
I was very much drunk when Ileft.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
It was like 11.45, and me and Heather were just
sitting on the couch and I'mlike I think Nicole's- having a
lot of fun I don't think she'scoming over, it's just us.
Tonight it was fun.
We were playing beer pong inthe basement.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
This basement was the very first embalming room in
the Twin Cities or inMinneapolis.
Very creepy, creepy, uh creepybasement pictures cue.
Um, they had it lit up like red.
Very, very weird, but very cute.
Um, was this at the soapboxfactory?
No, I'm not going there ever,no well, it's spooky it's called
moth oddities.
They are a vintage shop where's?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
where's the soapbox factory?
What is that?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
you don't know about that haunted house, it's legit
haunted.
Oh, my god, the soapbox okaywhen people go there because
they set it up as like a spookything every year.
It's legit.
Oh my god, the soapbox.
Okay.
When people go there becausethey set it up as like a spooky
thing every year, it's likethat's like the scary thing to
go to.
And there's some people who arelike I will not go.
I heard because, yeah, they cantouch you, they can fuck you up
, they separate you, yeah, andgive you a safe word.
Yeah, they give you a safe word,it is so fucking scary

(18:40):
apparently, but then some peoplego in there.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's not that scary so it's like actually haunted.
And then they're like we'regoing to dramatically haunt this
on top of the ghost creepy.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's creepy.
I don't know much about it, butI've like, like I haven't even
heard that word since likepre-pandemic.
But I've known about this placeand have never wanted to get,
never, no desire, none at all.
So, um, actual halloween, I hadsome co-workers come over
because they wanted to hang outwith my cats, and chris didn't
feel like hosting, like heusually does.
So I was like you know what?

(19:09):
Why don't we?
I have a big couch, why don'twe all come over and hang out at
my place?
Um, so they did, and we watchedmidsummer, and then we watched,
um, what is it called?
The substance?
oh, I heard, that's good oh mygod, you guys gotta watch it.
It's actually okay.
There's a lot of boobs, so kindof a plus, if you like that I
mean insert picture of boobs.

(19:29):
Demi more is in it.
And then, okay, I didn't reallyunderstand the hype of this
girl, margaret coiley.
Um, she's jack antonoff's wife.
Oh, oh, oh, brandon, she is hot, hot, hot, hot.
Her whole cause like they'reshowing her, them like naked a

(19:51):
lot, and I was like, oh my God,she is magnificent, jack.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Okay, jack, I see a pick Insert pick here, no.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Jack Antonoff Like okay, dude, good job, because,
wow, but he makes a lot of money, so it makes sense.
I mean I don't know, he workswith taylor swift.
I mean, yeah, he makes a lot ofmoney, but I'm just saying like
he pulled a good one because,damn, um, taylor, if I were to
have just seen her face, whichshe's a beautiful face, I

(20:22):
probably wouldn't be like, oh mygod, she's so hot.
But then, like I mean, not toobjectify, but to objectify, wow
, body's, body's, body's.
Yeah, we were talking aboutthat in the last episode and I
guess they watched it without me.
I've never seen it.
And Brandon's like it's okay.
I'm like I'm not wanting towatch it because it reason why

(20:47):
people watch twilight.
Like it's, like it's supposedto be iconic twilight.
What do you mean?
Twilight's not good.
Shut up people.
Okay, I love twilight.
I have twilight nails on.
I have twilight nails on.
It is like the cheesiest,weirdest shit.
The people who were in it likehate it.
Like it's it is not.
You need to re-watch it.
Maybe because it is it's good.
I love it because it's camp,but it's not like objectively a

(21:08):
good movie.
Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Like, yeah, people who love it, I love it I watched
most of them in theaters withmy mother oh yeah, I watched
breaking dawn in theaters whenit came out midnight premiere is
breaking down there.
No, what's the original one?
Twilight, twilight, yeah Ididn't watch that one.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I hope brenna can't hear us right now.
No, she'll come Night premiereIs Breaking Dawn.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
No, what's the original On Twilight, twilight,
new Moon, eclipse, breaking Dawn.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I hope Brenna can't hear us Right now.
No, she'll come in, she'llfreak out she would be deeply
offended by us talking shitabout Twilight.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm not talking shit.
I love Twilight.
No, she says it wasn't good.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm sure she's also like, yeah, it's cheesy, it's
weird, but we watch it Becausethe exact same thing yeah, okay,
okay, but yeah, the substancerecommend.
Um, it's about demi more who isfeeling bad about her, like
wrinkliness and oldness, andtakes the substance to get young
, but she has to switch bodiesevery week.

(21:58):
So she's in her old body forseven days and then she switches
to the young body for sevendays and the other one.
It's two separate bodies butthey are one together and uh,
it's, it gets crazy.
It gets very, very crazy.
At the very end dennis quaid isin it.
Crazy, dennis quaid.
Um, yeah, very interesting,very highly recommend.

(22:20):
Oh, I'm like getting close tolike running out of things on my
list.
I mean, we can just startblabbing yeah, but we need to
like, we need like structure onblabbing because, like, what do
you what?
What topic do you want to talkabout right now?
This is not being edited in.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
This is being edited out, right this no, this is no,
this is part of it.
We don't cut unless it's likesomething like we don't want the
public to know.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
God, oh my.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
God, zoom in.
Bye Jesus.
Also.
We have this window open again.
Do you think the bugs are goingto come?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
in again.
I already looked, they haven'tshown up.
It's 36 degrees outside.
It's too cold, too cold.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, okay, all right , it's spooky season.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm not, it snowed.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It snowed on halloween yeah, I'm so glad I
was not here during halloween.
I was moving shit out of the mywork's basement because we're
we closed one location, we'recombining into the other
location and on halloween wasthe very last day of when we
could be there technically andoh my goodness was.
There's so much stuff to getrid of that seemed like a
nightmare.
I don't even know what I woulddo I didn't know how I got roped
into moving.
Love y'all.

(23:27):
At least you got paid for it.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I do, yes, I, because I get roped into moving and I
don't get paid.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I am oh yeah, you said that like zach, or a friend
zach, which, oh my god, did yousee that picture that zach
posted on his instagram story?
I was like okay, zach dead assperfect.
Baby zach is hot but hewouldn't even know that he's so
short.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
He does not look short in pictures.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Unless he's in a picture with someone else With
people, yes.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Oh God, that puppy mill I was looking up was just,
in my recents, added to the listof sad shit.
We're talking about the puppymill, yes, no, I don't want to
go there anymore.
I can't, yeah.
I don't want to go thereanymore.
I can't, yeah.
I was like damn Zach with thoseveiny arms that you love.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I mean it must be nice being short Because you can
just put on so much muscle.
Us tall people have so muchwork to do.
We can't buy clothes, brandon.
We can't buy clothes.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Nothing fits, it's not fun.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I can't buy clothes either, man, maybe I should
watch these little littlenubbers that we like put our
mouths on and like pass around.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
We should probably watch these.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I am horrified.
I am basically like, just likegiving this mic we've had these
for years.
If you put these in your washer, they will not come out.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
No, I think they would need to be put in a bag
together these need to be handwashed.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Now I'm like yeah, I felt my like lip on this and
there's like so much CC hair onthem.
It smells like wet dog a littlebit.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
This one doesn't seem to have much of an odor.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
This smells like basement, like must.
Now you're putting your wholenose on it.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
When people put their mouths on that, okay, so, when
we're done with this, everyonetake off your little mic cap and
I will go watch them in thesink with some Dawn.
Just so, dawn, ultra, ultraclean, ultra sprayald.
Power wash, power wash dawnpower wash brandon.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Um, I also am traumatized by the smell of it
now, because it just smells tome like dirty dishes, like it's
just the smell reminds me ofcleaning dirty dishes now, so it
grosses me out every time.
Did you ever have one of thosemusical toothbrushes?
No, but my brother's dead oh,do your parents hate you?

(25:53):
Or were they out of style orwhat?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I was a little.
I was an eight-year-old adultand I was too.
I was too too cool too maturefor that.
Oh wow, I did almost get amusical snorkel.
Huh, same concept, but it was aalmost get a musical snorkel.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Same concept, but it was a snorkel.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Musical snorkel, like you go snorkeling and you hear
music in it.
Yeah, when you bite it Huh.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
The music goes in your ears.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
All right, I'm adding that to the list of
Google-ables.
She's on her second page,almost at the end of it.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
This is a nightmare.
I'm going to have to put in somany pictures.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
So many videos I mean some of them you might not have
to.
These are just ideas where Ithink it would be helpful,
because who the fuck knows whata musical snorkel is?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, it just looks like a snorkel, but you bite it,
kind of like the teeth brushingthing, but it is still you do a
snorkeling.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I used to snorkel a lot where, in lakes and oceans
and rivers and ponds and, okay,brandon, snorkel.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Snorkeling kind of scares me though, because it's
definitely the one that you haveto be on the surface with right
yeah, well, you could, you cango under, and then you can come
up and you go like blow out allthe water from the snorkel.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I would definitely accidentally breathe in some
water and die Because I haveasthma.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I didn't do that Because I didn't have a strong
enough lung capacity to get allthat water out.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
When's the last time you've had to use an inhaler?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
My asthma is viral rather than activity, so there's
virally induced asthma,activity induced asthma.
So I only get asthma when I'mreally sick.
Okay so that's why I use anebulizer.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh, that's what you talk about, Because Brandon and
Sam are always talking abouttheir nebulizer and I'm like I
don't even really know what thatis.
Is that the next step on myADHD journey is getting a
nebulizer.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, I don't know if it has anything to do with adhd,
but explain.
The heather writes nebulizer.
How did you spell nebulizer?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I can't spell I'm a good speller it's like nebula,
but then with eyes so is thissomething you put up your nose?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
no, no, it's like a mask, it's like a hospital mask.
We're going to insert a photo.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Okay, okay, dance, wait.
Insert a photo of Brandon usingit, because I know he has some
pictures of him with it on.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Nebulizer dash Brandon using.
In college I did put vodka inmy nebulizer to see if I could
inhale vodka.
It did not work.
Yeah, I don.
Yeah, I don't think you canvaporize it like you can with
marijuana people said you could,but that was like 2011.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I think it's just this placebo, probably probably
like oh, I'm so fucked up asmost college experiences oh yeah
I I look back at my one year ateau claire fondly a little bit
insert picture of brand Brandonpissing on floor of the pickle.
I still never been to thepickle.

(28:51):
We need to take an Eau Clairetrip.
We could, so we can go to mypickle.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh, we could go to the greenhouse.
Why am I blanking?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Down to earth, down to earth.
I know they've been begging meto come.
I love y'all, and then we canstay there.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yes, let's go go to the bars, all the townie bars,
heather you would love it.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Oh my god, let's take a little clear trip, why not?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
film it in the pickle or like in college town.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I'm sad I wasn't there for my 21st birthday where
you spin the wheel.
Multiple birthdays do I need tobring wear shoes that I'm okay
ruining?
Yes, because people will pee onthat.
It's so disgusting, though Igot a tattoo two tattoos on the
tattoo place that's on that samestreet, on water street which

(29:39):
one I don't know what's called,like west tattoo or something I
don't know.
It's called, like West Tattooor something I don't know, water
Street Tattoo.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I'm sure there were, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
What's the other one?
It's called like Dooley's orsomething.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh, my roommate, my old roommate used to work at
Dooley's.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
That's what it's called.
There was one in Rochester.
What's the restaurant?
That starts with an M.
I was obsessed with that place.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Mona Lisa's.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
No, you just made that up.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
No, Mona Lisa's is on Water Street.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yes, well, I don't know what you're talking about,
the Pickle Eau Claire, becausethat'll take me straight to that
street.
It's Water Street.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Mona Lisa's.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
It's called like God it's going to piss me off.
Is it still there?
I don't know.
I hope it is there's an antiquestore.
Is it still there?
I don't know, I hope it isthere's an antique store.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
There was actually a really nice boutique down there,
like with like expensivedesigner clothes which was a
while ago.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Oh, everyone liked going to, I got my bedroom lamp
there, I believe.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
What is California?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Tacos Did they replace?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
El Burrito.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yes, not El Burrito, it's the other, the chain place.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Taco.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
John's Pancheros no.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh yeah, Pancheros, there was a Pancheros there.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I thought it started with a, b, I don't know.
There's a place calledShe-Nanigans.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
She-Nans yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
The Nucleus is still there.
God, I miss when there was adoghouse there.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I love the doghouse In the doghouse in eau claire
and my mom, when we were inmilwaukee this weekend, was like
isn't the dog house right uphere?
And I was like, how do youremember that?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't know the dog house.
Oh my god, it was so good whatit says pick up the dog house um
well, because that is also achain and they had one just for
a little bit in the harmar malllittle strip mall area.
Oh my god, are you for realwhere uh, smash burger is now?
No wait, now it's a.
What is it?
It's like a combo like frozenyogurt and something place.

(31:35):
Now, what is it now?
we are very invested in our uhregional chain fast food
restaurants oh yeah, it's just asmash burger and uh yeah, it
was, I think.
I don't know if it was wheresmash burger is now, but it was.
It was on that side where itfaces.

(31:57):
Um, what the hell is thatsmelling nightmare?
It's like nightmare to get intocan you imagine if you had to
go to harmar as one of yourstops?
No, I would die.
I mean, they're not sellingdior there.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Let's just say that you're definitely not running
into tanya haddix in there.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I was trying to segue to chimp crazy oh, we love
tanya, like she just popped upon her lot on on live talking
about her podcast she is on live18 hours a day.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I swear to god she's like jason nash now just
peddling for gifts.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Well, probably for her legal fees.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, no, she won't stop.
She's not doing like the youknow the lives trying to get
money.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
She's just talking about tonka 24 7 oh, I popped in
there I don't know if it wasthe day after the election or
the day of like the last minutevoting, um, but she was like
would tonka vote?
She's no, they were like whowould talk about, for she said,
um, he was a human, I think hewould vote for trump, but I'm
not sure.
And I was like, damn, are you?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
kidding me.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
You know she voted for trump.
Oh, trump, president trump.
Do you remember that video,president trump, save us,
president chump.
Uh, insert pic of that.
It's such a low quality video Ifeel like.
Anyways, talk more about yourfun time with lisa oh, we went

(33:27):
to a vampire fashion show.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Okay, so I also, brandon, had vampire fashion.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh wait that long coat?
Tell me that was dragging onthe concrete outside.
No, I picked, I was holding,you were holding it yeah, that
was who is this diva?
I had a 10 foot train yeah,brand Brandon was wearing a, a
like coat, like a I don't knowwhat is it called.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Uh, it was a suit coat, suit coat that had a train
on it.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
That's crazy.
Okay, so when you were at thisfashion show, I was like, oh,
he's at a Harry Potter fashionshow.
I wasn't sure what the HarryPotter thing was.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
So we've been to the fashion show many times.
It's like this designer fromMilwaukee, silver Sark, and she
makes like really incredibledesigns, like it's she's
incredibly talented.
But normally it's kind of likea like a more formal fashion
show, like you sit down, youhave seats, you're like looking
at the show.
It's well lit.
This one was like kind of darkand creepy, very themed, but it

(34:20):
was meant to be more of like aparty with a fashion show.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
that's just happening I pulled up the video.
Wait, because I think she'sshit, she's shitting, she's on
the toilet.
This girl, this lady, let mesee.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay, hold on let me tell you, you've never seen this
video if you see this, pleasesave us.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I think I went to high school.
Wait, wait, did you hear?
She's just shit in thebackground.
If you see this, please save us.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
This is America, this is our land.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Y'all don't have a panic attack, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Also I've always wanted.
Is that satire or is that forreal?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I've always taken it for truth.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I mean same, but I've always been like is this?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I love how the first hashtag is scooby-dee toilet.
Oh my god.
Someone said, when I'm feeling,feeling down, I watch this and
smile.
And then someone says alcoholdoes strange things.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh my goodness.
I mean, I think it's a littleharder than alcohol, but she has
the party butt, that's whatbell calls it party.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
But when you're pooping the day after that, you
drink oh, I like that betterthan dads's.
Yeah, because you told me dad'sthe day after drinking shits.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I like party butt, party butt, I always have party
butt.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Well, yeah, I'm like Brandon's, always like why am I
shitting so much?
I'm like, well, you drink somuch wine.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
And I eat so much McDonald's, so much Taco Bell.
It's kind of scary.
Do you want to talk about yournew favorite menu item at Taco
Bell?
Oh, my God, I could go on forhours.
Okay, so I am an avid, regional, seasonal Taco Bell menu item
connoisseur.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
And whenever there's a new menu item, you're like all
right time to try on it.
He said you guys, here's myreview.
He sits in the parking lot andeats it.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
We don't even I go 20 feet from the drive through
Park.
My car parking lot and eats it.
We don't even I go 20 feet fromthe drive through park.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
My car Brother just commented from the outside world
.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Um, but anyway, so my I will.
There are three Taco Bell menuitems that have changed my life.
We're going to talk about thefirst one, the mega nachos.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
It was.
We're going down the line.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
This was in 2009 or 2008.
Um, I think it was 2009.
It was a notch fully loadednachos, every kind of ingredient
they had, but it was in a tacobowl so you could, and they had
so much toppings that you wouldrun out of chips and then you
would just break off pieces ofthe bowl and use that to eat it.
And it was nine, 99 and it washuge.

(37:06):
It was like massive.
It was like really could feedlike four people Nine, 99.
So good.
That one changed my life.
They never brought that oneback.
The second was a Crispinada.
Oh my God, they broughtCrispinadas back and they
usually bring them back in likeFebruary, so I'm hoping Explain

(37:27):
what that is.
So a Crispinada.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Okay, picture.
We're getting pictures of allthese.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I got it Crispinada.
It's like an empanada, butcrispier.
Okay, like an empanada doughkind of has like a little bit of
give.
It's like crispy but like gooey.
Nicole, you never tried these.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
No, I've never even had a crunch wrap supreme.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I order my Doritos locos tacos and call it a day
corn trap supremes used to begood.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
They're not good anymore.
The crispinatas were somethingspecial, but only with the sauce
you had maybe I need to trythis new one that you're loving
so much, yes, that we haven'tgotten so the crispinata chef's
kiss.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Also, the chicken nuggets not good, because they
don't have sauces to accompanythem.
They're like do you want to putthis hot sauce on your?
No, I don't want taco sauce onmy chicken nugget anyway, what
they currently have is the uh elpastor street chalupas.

(38:23):
Oh my god, they are so good.
$4.99 for two, which I don'tthink is that bad for how big
and heavy they were.
In today's economy, that is asteal.
They're gonna be five dollarsin a couple months a piece so 10
for two?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
what?
Because it seemed like it was afew layers of taco.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
So it's like a.
It's like a mini chalupa shellwith cheese, and then they put
it on another chalupa shell andsomehow they crisp the cheese in
between the two chalupa shellsto like keep it together.
No idea how they did that featof astrophysics.
And then there's like thelittle pork, the little onions,

(39:05):
the little cilantro, and then Iadd creamy jalapeno sauce to it
and this is a Taco Bell hack.
It's 19 cents to add it toanything.
Add creamy jalapeno sauce toliterally anything on the menu.
It will elevate it to a levelyou've never had before.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I have a feeling this clip is going on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
You heard it here first y'all.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh my God, You're not going to be there.
They're going to run out of itbecause it's going to go viral.
Oh my, oh, my god, you're notgonna be they're gonna run out
of it because it's going gonnago viral.
Oh my god, I love creamyjalapeno sauce, creamy jalapeno.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
How hot is creamy jalapeno?
It's the sauce on thequesadillas.
Well, I don't need them.
I've never had quesadilla.
It's not, it's not spicy at all.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Well, I've had a cheese.
I have a quesadilla, likeeverywhere else, but taco bell.
Why would I order a quesadillafrom Taco Bell?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
They're actually pretty good If they make them
right.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I like to dip my dip quesadillas in sour cream.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Creamy jalapeno sauce will change your life.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I love sour cream, anyways.
So that was Brandon's new TacoBell.
You, I definitely was likeskipping through a little bit.
So I was like, okay, brandon'sgonna give me the lowdown on
this.
And I tapped twice on Snapchatand you haven't even taken a
bite of it yet.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
And I was like oh, my goodness come on, and I mean
his reaction was just like oh myGod, I could have a whole
podcast just by myself talkingabout fast food.
That's how much fast food I eat.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I love fast food.
I'm on.
I'm keeping Arby's in business.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Literally.
I love Arby's the app does nothave good deals anymore.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Piss me off.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Every time I see anybody talking about Arby's I'm
like who's buying this?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Who is keeping Arby's in business?
Dude their mozzarella sticks.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Their mozzarella sticks are elite.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
And my uncle.
I also love their.
I just love their chickentenders too.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
The chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, chicken wings,
chicken, anything chicken.
There is fire.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I mean the curly fries, like come on, they
literally sell them frozen bythe bag now Unpopular opinion.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I don't like Arby's curly fries, but I do like the
frozen ones.
I mean I'll eat them but I'mnot like.
Here's the thing.
They're not as crispy.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
When I make them myself at home I make them a
little more like yeah, but whenyou get them from them it's a
little bit soggy.
It's a little bit soggy, butnow they have crinkle cut fries,
now they have burgers rb saysrb says burgers.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I haven't tried the burger.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
But we should try, we should do a little taste test.
Maybe, oh my god, maybe every,every single podcast episode,
we're gonna eat fast food andhave a segment where we eat and
chew into the microphone.
How?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
would you guys like that?
I know brenna wouldn't likethat.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
We're just in here eating, getting fucking food all
over the rug, oh my god.
Okay.
So you know, I don't know ifanyone else notices this, but
you know what?
Fuck?
This is the first thing I wrotedown to talk about on this
podcast this is, that's aparagraph.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I can't see what it says, but it's a paragraph when?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
okay.
So you know, tiktok shop isfucking annoying people talking
about tiktok shop all the time.
But the people and businesseswho are like oh my god, like
they messed up my product andnow I have 4 000 of these that I
need to sell so they're at adiscount for you guys, please go
buy them.
Or like oh my god, Iaccidentally ordered the wrong
thing.
Please go buy these.
Like I have so many to get ridof.

(42:13):
You're a dirty, fucking liar.
You're a dirty, fucking liar.
This is going on my tiktokright now.
You're a dirty fucking liarbecause I know damn well you
ordered exactly what you wantedand you are trying to.
You are trying to lie to peopleand be like oh my god, you guys
feel bad for me.
They messed up all of thesejournals and now I have 6 000

(42:36):
journals to sell.
Please go buy them.
They're two dollars off, shutup.
Oh my god, like it makes mefucking.
Like the second, I realizedlike you're actually scamming.
You're actually lying aboutthis.
Like do you know what I like?
So anytime you see that youguys swipe right past or leave
them a hateful comment, I don'tknow.

(42:56):
Like they are lying to you.
They're trying to scam you.
They're like oh my God, theymessed up my order and now I
have so many mouse pads I needto get rid of, like girl be for
real, I don't get any businessowners, except for like the tank
tops, like the Echo beaters.
It is always these businessowners who are like I put them
in my TikTok shop because I justhave so many to get rid of.

(43:17):
Please help me get rid of these.
And everyone's like OK, I'llbuy one, since you ordered so
many and they messed them up.
No, that's how they get you,because they they that product
is exactly what it's supposed tobe.
That product is exactly whatit's supposed to be.
So after the like 10,000thvideo of this that I saw, I was
like you know, I kind of thinkyou guys are lying.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I don't think you're being truthful about this.
You're like I believed you thefirst 9,999 times.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, and now I'm kind of like something doesn't
add up, because why is everyother sales pitch them being
like oh my God, like I can'tbelieve that I ordered these
wrong.
I can't believe they messedthese up, and now I have so many
I need to sell it, but they'renot what they're supposed to be
like.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh god, please help me get rid of these see, I
always get the ones that arelike, oh my god, I bought this
and now it is the percent off onthe TikTok shop.
I wish I would have waited andI was like bullshit, that was a
free sample A, b, how do theyknow?
Because then I always go and Iclick the product and I'm like

(44:21):
that was not on sale, it's fullprice.
You said it was 15 and it ishere for 120.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
So my manager, aaron, at work work, shout out erin hi
, um was watching our podcast onmy phone because I was just
showing her the setup and whatit looks like and it was me
talking about my tiktok shopcardigan and my tiktok shop
eyeshadow that I was wearing.
And then, as she's watching myphone, tell me why I get a
notification that says yourtiktok shop order shipped.
Because I was super high, mari,if you're watching this, my

(44:52):
roommate don't like pause,because I'm about to say one of
the things I got you forchristmas.
Um, because mari was like, ohmy god, I got you something so
great for christmas and I waslike, fuck, I thought we were
both broken not gonna do that.
So now I gotta get her anamazing christmas gift.
Because she got me an amazingchristmas gift apparently.
Um, and I was super highscrolling tiktok um election
night and I was like, oh my god,this diet coke candle mari

(45:17):
would love.
So it's literally a diet cokecan that is a candle on the
inside, so I think she'll love,it'll be great.
It already shipped.
And I was like why don't I doanother tiktok shop order?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
like, let's go, let's go for it I wish I wish I was
better at like accumulatingthings, because they do give
good discounts on smile to belike 50% off your entire order
and I'm like, well, I, the onlything I want right now is like a
12 thing, so great and thenit's like free shipping.
I'm like okay, so if I don'thave to pay shipping on like a
7.99 thing, I'm like okay, sendit to me you know what I bought

(45:48):
on, bought on the TikTok shopthat I thought was going to
change my life as a contentcreator this little screen that
you put on the back of yourphone so you can use this camera
and it shows you the screenhere.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Does it work?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Well, it delays, it lags, but now there's a new one
that you can plug directly intoyour phone and it's immediate.
And I was like God damn it.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Well, so then you got to have your phone on a tripod,
Because, Brady, you know mewhen it's time for me to film.
It looks just like this, Like Iliterally just prop it up
against something.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Well, yeah, so you just do it this way.
But there's the little camerathing on the back.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Heather, it's in the top drawer, grab it.
No, but you said, james, whenyou have to plug into your phone
well, no, oh, you're right,yeah, yeah so I wouldn't be able
to do that because apparentlythe bluetooth is less laggy.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I think that's it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, that's it, that's it's always in a brown
little, gray little discreetit's this.
Well, now it's on the floor, soI paid like 70 for this what?
Yeah huh, brandon, you like,you're always like I need to be
better with money and I'm like,yeah, maybe you should stop
buying random shit, buying likedrinks for people everywhere.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
You don't buy drinks anymore because I don't go
anywhere, but I do when I go.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
You know, like if you've ever been out with brain,
he's like, oh, I'll go grab around, like what do you guys
want?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
well, it's because I feel so bad because I'm gonna go
get a drink and then people arelike, can you get me a drink?
And I'm like, well, justbecause I drink faster than you.
Anyway, yeah, it's a littlescreen.
You're like boop, like on theback of your phone, boop.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Okay, interesting.
Wait, why do you need a screenon the back here?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Exactly it's.
So you can use the back camerabecause it's higher quality do
just fine in natural lighting.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
See, I don't have good lighting in this.
Okay, yeah, brandon's.
I was like you need a good ringlight.
Amy, you need to get a tripod.
Insert pic of amy.
No, we're not, we're gonna airit out.
Brandon's friend, amy brandon'slike, oh, she's like, is
posting these videos which arelike good content, but the it

(47:53):
looks like shit.
It's so dark, honestly so darkwe're leaving this in.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I don't think Amy listens to the podcast, but if
she does, amy, I've told youthis a thousand times.
So now we're just gonna roastyou publicly.
I feel like her name isactually spelled a-i-m-e.
No, no, no, no, that's justTaylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
No, okay okay, a-m why no?
She talks about like spookystuff that I think people would
like, but brandon thinks thather video quality is not good
enough to be going well ontiktok, whereas I mean video of
girl saying prison chump on thetoilet, yeah, viral, that's it
pretty well.
I mean yes, so let's say thelighting doesn't have to be good
if the content's good, like youcan't.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
That did pretty well.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I mean, that's what.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I'm saying the lighting doesn't have to be good
.
If the content's good, you needa hook.
Well, if you're trying to makeconsistent content, the lighting
has to be good.
If you have a one-off video onbad lighting, that's super funny
.
Yeah sure, but you can't makeall these videos in bad lighting
.
That's why we have one, two,three giant fucking lights right
here.
We only had two lights, thefirst couple episodes look like

(49:03):
shit brandon's, like we looklike little garbage gremlins.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh okay, just kidding yeah, I was being aggressive.
I was like damn brandon's nowon his soapbox heather's like
all right, insert screen, ofscreen, pick up garbage, grimley
.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
A picture of Danny DeVito.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Insert screenshot from three episodes ago.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
But like when I've sent you guys a sample last
night, I was like, wow, ourquality has really gone up
video-wise.
It's because of the lights.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Wait, it's TikTok the little pieces of orange chicken
versus like when you have toeat the big ones.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I hate the big ones.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I just, I don't know why, I was like looking for
things that I forgot to writedown to talk about, and it's all
election stuff, with a coupleof those little fun guys
sprinkled in.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh, I actually have a plant question for you.
What did you do with all theplants that were on your patio?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I mean some of them.
I brought in some of them.
Maybe they're still there, mari.
My roommate was like are yourplants okay out there?
No, I said no, they're not.
Oh my god, the fucking vein inyour forehead brandon jesus,

(50:18):
harry potter literally it's.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't have a lightning bolt, I got a v.
We're gonna put in a pic ofthat.
Oh my god.
No, my mom sent me a birthdaycard or something I don't know,
but it was like about foreheadveins and I was like this hits a
little too close to home Ithink it's because you're what

(50:42):
is that?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
what was that you're taking a breath?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
yeah, I no, I breathe really heavy.
You can see them when I'mediting the videos.
I'm like the way your breathshave a sound note.
That's like this Mine are likeI don't, I can't, I hate
breathing.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
It's like me.
Wait, why did Heather kickedsomething and I'm out of frame?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
now Heather.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
James, what I'm like not in the camera anymore,
because you kicked it kicksomething.
Yes, I think I gotta get hometo my cat.
Oh my god, relax, okay, taylorwe have fucking like eight
minutes left.
Okay, I think we're good.
Now we're great.
All of a sudden looked up.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I was like I'm way over here um, it's all right.
Sorry, there's a pig in thebackground um and it's not the
one that came to the house totrick-or-treat do you ever
listen?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
you're losing me, no so so why I keep like being
aware of my breathing?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
no, my breathe.
I don't know how to breathethrough my nose when I'm talking
.
Nebby, the nebby Penetrate.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Penshaw, penshaw.
My roommate was like why isthat funny?
Because I called you to tellyou that.
And she's like what?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I was going to tell you to turn TikTok off and she
didn't realize that I was on thephone.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Um yeah, so sometimes do you ever listen to music and
then you just like focus on thebreaths yeah love that, love
breathing with them.
So last thing on my list I'mback at the gym and I hate
people and I hate you all.
You are all annoying.
Y'all need to quit it.

(52:58):
Y'all need to lock in and justand stop being annoying at the
gym I forgot how horrible theyare you guys going on what's
going on?
Why are they annoying?
How are they annoying you?
well first of all, people arejust way too up in my business.
Well, people come up.
If I ever, ever experiencebranded experiences where people
corner him in the locker room,trying Naked, naked, corner

(53:21):
Brandon in the locker room andthen come up to him and talk to
him when he's working, no, Idon't think I'm giving off like
the vibe in the face?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I'm not either.
I assume I'm like in mybusiness glare.
I'm not looking at anyone, I'mglaring like well yo.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
So this dude pissed me off the other day and I will
preface this with I'm not it'snot my first time at the gym.
Used to go along a lot, a lot,a lot before the pandemic, lost
about 80 pounds, gained most ofit back.
You know, it is what it is.
We're gonna insert a pic ofthat before and after pick.
I mean trigger, trigger warningalso, because before and after
pics used to send me into a likeI don't want to eat all day
spiral and I don't want to dothat to y'all.

(53:58):
But I did have some nice legs.
They were.
I miss being muscly so anywho,also my mobility has gone down
and I will say, dude, after aweek at the gym my knee is
already a little bit better andI I hate to say they are.
They are right.
Yeah, hate to inform y'all.
So this dude at the gym theother day was like I wanted to

(54:20):
go to the okay, so to get up.
Do you know the machine where,hi, where you put your leg on
the back and you're like pushing, it's the glute machine oh,
yeah, yeah so there's.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
There's one glute machine in this plan of fitness
I got one attached and everyoneat a fucking planet fitness
thinks that's a one machine theyneed to use yep, and this dude
is hopping.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I can tell because I'm kind of like sussing out,
like okay, is he done there.
He's going from this, thatmachine to this machine, to that
machine, back Back to it.
You need to be at one.
You cannot take up threemachines where it's the only
machine of that thing.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I will say that's why I pay so much for my gym
membership Because people don'tdo that at all.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Brandon goes to Lifetime because he's fancy and
likes to waste his money.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Like we've said, Well , I used to not waste it because
I would do like five to sixclasses a week.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
No, and Brandon.
Then you recently did the mathand you were like, oh my God, I
barely go.
I mean, it was like 15 days amonth, that's like every other
day.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
But you're like in your head thinking you go more
than that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I was thinking I was going 25 days a month minimum
more than that.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah, I was thinking I was going 25 days a month
minimum.
Apparently not.
I'm a lazy piece of shit, sothat was really pissing me off
and I was like, oh my god,everywhere I go, someone is in
the someone.
As I'm approaching the machine,someone interjects yeah or
intercepts, heather um, and getsin what I said some jacks and I
said they intercept.
Are you saying I interrupt alot?

(55:53):
No, it's a football reference.
Wait, let me tell my fantasy.
Heather is all about thefootball and she's like you guys
, I can't produce the podcasttoday.
I have a cat and about herfootball, he, he skips the snaps
where she's talking aboutfootball.

(56:18):
He's like I don't care what'sgoing on, heather, what's the
update?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I mean joe burrow is having too good of a game right
now and that is um yeah I'veheard the name joe, is this the
Vikings?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
No he plays for the Cincinnati.
Bengals Okay so who are the twoteams you're watching right?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
now.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Well, I'm not watching any team, but like but
like who's playing that you'rechecking on right now.
Last time.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
I checked he only had 11 points.
Now he has almost 18 points,but that's fine.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I don't want to forever so I'm gonna shut up now
.
So every time I'm trying to goover to an area like I just want
to stretch and the ridgedalemall plane of fitness does not
really have good stretching areaat all, no, some of the other
ones have like a whole dedicatedspace for it.
This one, not so much the one Iwill say the biggest, most
spacious one is the one right bymy house here and by the by

(57:10):
nortel mall, the one up there,yeah, so not the one down in
like um here and by the, the byNortel mall, the one up there,
yeah, so not the one down inlike Columbia Heights, the.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Columbia Heights one is small, but it's nice.
Where this one's shitty, butit's huge.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Is it huger than the Roseville one?
I'm trying to figure out thebest one to go to.
Y'all they all.
I like them for differentreasons.
Hate them.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I like the rosedale, one in the day, because you can
squat in the sun like in themorning, and the sun is hitting
you I don't really give a fuckabout that but I don't like the
people at the rosedale one yeah,well, I like plaintiff fitness
and I can say this there's anequal amount of fatties and buff
people yeah

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I like that because when I travel and there's not a
lifetime, I gotta go to theplanet other day it was all buff
people, all a bunch of buffguys, about a bunch of high
schoolers too, and I was likewhat are you doing here?
And it was the day I wore myshorts, I had no other choice,
and I was like god the bestplanet I've ever been to was
that one in st louis when wewere there.
Oh yeah, you were like oh mygod, that one was magical.

(58:16):
What are you looking at?
Heather's like trying to lookin the camera.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I edited it out of last episode, but there was a
scene where Heather lifted herfoot into the camera and then
spread her toes.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I thought you kept it in.
I wasn't looking for it, notintentionally.
No.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
You were obviously stretching like a cat, but there
were toes for free.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Which, by the way, now I take pictures of people's
feet at work.
I work at first.
Okay, for context, I work at avery nice nail salon, y'all um,
and we post a lot of nailpictures on the gram, a lot of
cool nail art, but we don't haveany like pedicure content, like

(59:05):
because people pay for that soI have okay.
No, I'm not putting in.
Stop writing that down, I'm notputting in people's feet
pictures ringworm.
Now, what does feet pictureshave to do with ringworm?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I honestly with my cat having worms.
It's just this needs to beedited out.
I was no, it's not wait how didyou?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
how did, how did I get ringworm?
Yes, from a, a client at thecause I think that, cause we did
have this one client who waslike hey, hey, I have a ringworm
, Should I come in and we werelike no, give me 14 more, Come
on in no.
We were like how about no?
And I don't know if the chairjust didn't get wiped down,
cause she did end up coming in aweek later.
Sure, if it was gone, becauseshe said her cat had it too, she

(59:49):
gave to her cat dude the way Icould not touch my cats for like
a hot minute and every timethey tried to rub up on me
because where I had ringworm waslike around my ankles and shit
and my cats.
I was like I cannot affordthree vet visits wait, so she
just came in, sat on a chair andthen all of a sudden you got
ringworm.
So here's the thing um, we, wedidn't have her come in.
She came in like I think like aweek or two later and I don't

(01:00:11):
know if she just still had it orwhat.
And I'm assuming this is whereI got it because I didn't know
anybody else was ringworm.
My cats did not have ringworm,so I had to, I think, have
gotten it from work, which wepride ourselves on our
cleanliness.
But I think that the clientchair got forgotten to, didn't
get wiped down or something.
And this is around the timewhere our desk chairs, like at
the front desk, were gettingbroken so we were having to
borrow a chair from one of theartist stations.

(01:00:32):
So I went and grabbed thatchair because it's the closest
that station where she sat at,it's the closest one to the desk
.
So I grabbed it, sat in it,because part of where I had it
was like in the crease behind myleg and I had one very high up
on the back of my leg and then Ihad one here and one here and
around my ankle and it was god,it was fucking awful and itchy,

(01:00:55):
um, and I remember this isaround the time I was moving.
I was moving while I hadringworm and it was the heat and
like dead middle of summer andthe end of summer when it's
really hot, and I was having tochange my clothes like 10 times
a day because it was hot hot.
It was hot and I was like, ohmy god, you know what makes a
ringworm worse when you're hotand sweaty.
So I was trying to stay clean,was like using my ointment, like

(01:01:15):
yeah, it was a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
And Heather, do you know?
Ringworm is not a worm.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah, it's not a worm , it's just what do you?
Mean it's called ringworm thisat your big age it's technically
a fungal infection.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
It's a fungal infection.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
It's not.
It yeah, because when I calledthe doctor and she was like okay
, first of all, I want you toknow that this has nothing to do
with worms.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
You know that right, and I was like no, I know, I
didn't know that no ringwormlike what your cat has, that has
actual worms, roundworms,roundworm.
I had ringworm that's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
This is a why, do they call it?
I don't know.
Ask them.
Do you see my confusion?
Yes, I see your confusion, butI thought that was common sense
because I was like if you couldjust get it from like touching a
surface, like I for sure I'mgetting this from my cat- well
your cat has a round worm yeahwhich is actual worms correct.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah, okay I don't know all this I don't think lisa
will be happy that I say this,but she told me when she was a
kid she had brown worm and shesaid it was horrific, the most
horrifying thing that's everhappened to her.
Okay so I'll know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
You're shitting worms , they are blasting out your ass
.
I would like you to stop itright what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah, that's what the fucking vet said would happen
to your cat.
No, but I ain't looking at it.
That's what the fucking vetsaid.
What happened to your cat thatwas that you scoop it twice a
day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
You're not like pushing it apart I wash my hands
till they're raw like oh yeahI'm putting when I changed the
litter box I was like, wow, I'mjust rubbing faces with mingy, I
don't care if she has worms andnothing happened, nothing
happened to me okay, okay, take.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Maybe that needs to be our shot for the day, for
this episode is every timesomeone says okay, james no,
that that would be from wendywilliams.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
This one has been.
This has lasted a while.
For me they usually don't.
Okay, I'll find a new one nextepisode.
Okay, moving right along, uhwe're talking about the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
How did that get to ringworm?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
oh, well, you can get ringworm.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Oh, I was talking oh yeah, hell yeah, I swear it was
a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
You can get really bad contact dermatitis from the
gym, especially those.
Okay, this is.
I have a few gym tips forpeople.
Whether you're a guy, girl,doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Wear shower shoes or a person?
No shit, there's more than twogenders.
Who is walking around barefootat a gym?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
So many people.
That is the most disgustingthing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
In the showers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I have seen shower drains stuffed with shit.
Stop it With people poop theshower, stop it.
And mind you, as a gay man whois a bottom, I deal with a lot
of shower shit on my own terms.
But people are doing it at thegym and just like shitting and
then they're waffle stompinginto the drain.

(01:04:04):
Wait, are they douching?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
That's what's going on right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
No, I'm sure they're just having a bowel movement in
the shower.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
No one does that.
They do.
I've seen it three times.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I've seen shit on the walls because now we're gonna
start getting snapchats of shitand I have seen shit on the
walls three times and I haveseen shit stuffed into the drain
three times, to the point whereI walked into a shower and I
was like, wow, this does notsmell good.
And then I look down and I waslike, because it's like a long

(01:04:36):
strip drain, I was like thatentire drain is filled with shit
, filled with shit, brown goopto the top.
And so I go to the showeracross and then I see another
guy get in and then he goes.
You know what?
I see him Barefoot and then hegoes.
You know what?
I see him like barefoot.
I can't.
They're frosted, so I can likebarely see him.

(01:04:57):
It's like frosted glass,frosted glass.
But I can like see bodymovements and I just see him
like, and I can tell he was likethere's shit in this drain and
he decided to keep on showering.
He said I'm going to finish theshower and then I'm going to
tell the people.
And then, after he got out ofthe shower, he went because I
was doing a dolphin shower, so Iwas shaving everything.
So I was in there for a while,a dolphin shower, and so then,
so you're shaving, your poresare exposed, there's poop

(01:05:19):
running rampant through thewater.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I got out of that shower.
Pay attention, Heather Lock in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
But anyway.
So guy gets out of the showerthat has a poop and the guy the
poor fucking employees have togo deal with the guys having sex
, deal with the shit in theshower drains.
They have to take off the drainand they are scooping it with,
like the towels.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I and I'm they don't have a pooper scooper by then
well, because they're likeskinny little drains.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
The only way to get in there is with, like the gym
towels, and they are literallylike scraping it out.
There's so much shit, so muchshit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
So you've never seen, I have never seen this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I don't shower at the gym.
I've showered at many a gym andnever in my life Women are less
disgusting than men.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Men are just filthy, girls are kind of gross, but I
don't think girls are shit likethat.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Wear shower shoes in the locker room.
It's disgusting.
Don't use those squishy thingsfor squatting.
You know, like they like padyour shoulders.
You know you put them on thebars, like the little okay
cushions because you can getirreversible contact dermatitis.
I know someone who got acontact dermatitis.
That is not treatable.
You have it for the rest ofyour life.
Gyms are disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
So I'm wearing a thick t-shirt every day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Yeah, I'm never going to the gym.
So, I'll use that littlesquishy thing when I'm wearing.
I'll use it for, like, whereyou put the bar here and you
thrust, hip thrust, hip thrust.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
but I won't let that touch my skin you can touch my
clothes, not my skin okay, yeah,I'm wearing full leggings or
sweatpants and full sweatshirtto the gym now literally it's
gross well, maybe that's whypeople wipe it down before they
sit, because I why I clean itwell after I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
You should before and after.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah, I think I need to be cleaning before and after.
Because people I know some ofyou fuckers just like get up and
you walk away and you're likeyou don't see a snail trail.
So you're like, all right, I'mjust going to move on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
You're just dehydrated.
You're still gross.
Why is everybody looking at me?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
You're still gross.
Why is everybody looking at me?
Because you looked confused.
Do you not know what a snailtrail is?
Yes, I know what a snail trailis.
Okay, from like a woman's body.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yes, from a crevasse.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Yeah, from a crevasse .
Yeah, crevasse, I mean Brayden.
You sit there for a while.
You probably leave a littlesnail trail.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Huge, I've seen them.
I leave aspirants, fullaspirants, two bouncy balls
sitting on the bench okay, thatmight be our fucking cue anyway.
Oh, we have a five-star review.
Where's my phone?
I?
I pulled it up and we're back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
God, this microphone stinks.
We got to remember to washthese take them off immediately
upon done being done filming.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Um, I don't know if I took a screenshot, and even if
I did, I don't know if I'll beable to find it, so we're just
gonna go right to the podcast,and okay.
So if you uh have not writtenus a five-star review on apple,
please go do that so we can readit on the pod, like we are
right now.
Um, also give us a five-starreview on spotify.
You can only do a littlefive-star, but you can go into

(01:08:31):
an episode and leave a commentand I do occasionally check the
comments, so we can, we, we canalso read your uh spotify
comments on the pod as well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Uh, anyway, let me pull up, he's still trying bing
bing, bing, bing bing okay okayhere we go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So this is all right, shut up.
Yeah, that one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
When I did that earlier I was like okay, this is
going, this is enough.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Okay, so this is from uh bees botanics is that b from
like houston b?
Anyway, I don't think so, butmaybe somebody else all right,
shout out, shout out the.
The title is I thought I wasgonna die.
Dot, dot dot oh god I seriouslylove the podcast so much and I
love you guys so much.
I was so sad my phone is doingsomething really weird.

(01:09:21):
What is it doing?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
how about you just read it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
what is that doing?
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
There's a rainbow on the outside of my phone.
Anyway, okay, um, I was so sadwhen you took a break because I
need a podcast on like 24-7 andthis is one of my faves.
It's a perfect amount ofplantiness and banter that makes
me feel like I'm hanging outwith friends.
Yay, thank you for thefive-star review, thank you.
So, yeah, leave a five-starreview or a comment on Spotify

(01:09:46):
and we will read it on the pod.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Love it, will read it on the pod.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Love it, love set, love set it's living.
Okay, that's hot love.
Paris hilton, my middle schoolmyspace was paris hilton themed.
I deleted it years ago, but itis there, remember when we were
logging off?
Yeah, okay, yeah okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Bing bong.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Wait, oh, I didn't know.
The buttons changed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
James, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
All right, brandon, where can people find you on the
?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
internet.
You can find me atBrandonBotanicalcom.
Brandon Botanical on all socialplatforms and Amazoncom.
Backslash shop, backslashBrandon Botanical.
Nicole, where can they find you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Nicole Larson Grows on Instagram um Tik TOK, threads
Pinterest all that fun shit andfollow the podcast.
Subscribe on YouTube.
Comment like all that stuff.
Subscribe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
We need more subscribers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
And what's Heather's?
I forgot how to say your life.
We don't need to go there.
Okay, bye, bye, you.