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Ever wondered how a simple wine choice could lead to a hilarious exploration of municipal liquor stores and educational funding? Join us as we introduce Mari, our new producer, who brings a fresh perspective to our lively discussions. From Brandon's daring Italian Red Blend selection to the bizarre twists of the film "The Substance," our conversation takes unexpected turns, much like our backward treadmill walking antics at the gym. And if matching Crocs are your thing, you're in for a treat!

Celebrate the joy of everyday absurdities with us, as we ponder Martha Stewart's remarkable career and her potential place in the LGBTQ+ community. Our admiration for Martha's resilience is matched only by our amusement at the antics of her gardener, Ryan McAllister, and the neighborly misunderstandings about her chickens. As laughter fills the air, we also dive into our grocery store escapades, from the fragrant allure of Macy's to the chaotic charm of Costco's parking lots and unique offerings.

As the episode unfolds, we share tales of unexpected financial surprises, courtroom dramas, and our quarantine drinking habits, sparking debates about wine versus liquor. Our love for Texas, with all its quirks, remains unwavering as we recount personal stories and listener interactions. Whether it's the thrill of a Billie Eilish concert or the hilarity of organizing TikTok bookmarks, our episode is a rollercoaster ride of anecdotes, obsessions, and playful musings that promise to entertain and delight.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:07):
hello, hello, hello um, yes, hello, here we are.
How are you?
Hot already oh, we got.
We got the window cracked Ihave sleeves on again.
Mistakes were made I almostwore a sweatshirt and I was like
, no, not under these lights.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I was surprised.
I made it through that lastepisode with that sweatshirt,
but then I noticed that one ofmy sweatshirt ties was all the
way up and the other one was allthe way down.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's why we need.
That's what producer Heather isfor.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Which, by the way, we have a new producer today.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Heather's here because she hates us.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Heather called into her job she's over it second
time in a row, so we have marihere.
She's my roommate and ourfriend.
You can bop your head in if youwant.
Hello, mari, actually took ouroriginal podcast promo picture.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah so if you see those old pictures that we we
need to get new pictures sotechnically, mari is a founding
member of the pod yes, very highhonors so she's here.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
She's here to do our googling and our writing down of
pictures and just interjectingof chit chat yeah, I was like
you have three jobs and also afourth job, and a fifth job and
a sixth job wear of many hats abig headphones we look big
headphones.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
What are you drinking today, brandon?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
today I have a delightful box of Red Blend from
Italy.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh, Italian Red Blend it was all in the box.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
The box of wine was all in Italian.
There was one sentence ofEnglish you are very like.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're just like I'm really cheap and like I don't
like to spend money, but youwill just spend money on stuff
you've never tried and be likewhatever, I'll drink it.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't know to spend money, but you will just spend
money on stuff you've nevertried and be like.
Whatever I'll drink it.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's more expensive for the boda box at the fridley
lick.
At the frid lick shout out forlike supporting our kids,
supporting these schools, givingthem an education.
But hey, most of the fridleylick's uh funds go directly to
the schools because it's amunicipal liquor store.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's a thing?
Yeah, I did not.
You would know this.
I would not.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Half of the Minneapolis cities have a
municipal liquor store andthat's when they don't have
other liquor stores that aren'tlike Fridley Liquor, Richfield
Liquor, then it's a municipal.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So like the MGMs are not the municipal ones.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
are they Exactly yes, Okay, no.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Or not, like the Cub Liquor, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
so if there's a Cub Liquor or a Target Liquor,
that's a city that doesn't havemunicipal liquor, so if you're
buying it from them, you're notsupporting the children.
Not that there's going to be aDepartment of Education anyways
to support, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Just going right there.
We're a minute in two minutesin three minutes in I've got.
We've got a lot to talk about.
I made Brandon watch theSubstance.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh yeah, we did talk about it on the pod the other
last episode.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And right right afterwards Brandon was like I
guess we'll turn it on like athree hour movie.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I was like I'll watch Body Body Bodies without you
and then we can watch theSubstance.
I've been watching a lot ofweird horror movies.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
What did you think about it?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
The Substance.
It was really good until it gotweird and then I was like this
is.
Yeah, when there's like a lotof blood and there's like the
weird thing at the end, becausewe were talking about Demi
Moore's boobs in the lastepisode, but then when I saw
them, she has the longestnipples I've ever seen in my
life.
It's like a full index fingerjust sticking out well, and I

(03:33):
learned that you have to likecurl them in when she puts on a
bra or like I don't think that'show it works.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I think it just smushes them down well, and also
, they're not always all erectthey like were the entire time
they were on screen.
Well, she's probably in areally like cold, yeah, um yes,
and then we were talking aboutmargaret's boobs, and then we
realized they are prosthetics.
Not only are they fake, butthey are just for the movie.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I was unaware yeah, nicole looked up her actual
picture and she was just I meanfrom her wedding, unless she's
gotten a boob job.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, her wedding, her wedding.
There's nothing there.
I was like, oh okay.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I have bigger boobs than her.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
True, sorry, I look like shit today, y'all.
I kind of came from the gymtrying to get arms like Brandon
which, by the way, oh my God, Iwent in there.
Okay, love the layout of that.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, it's nice, it's easyings.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I like the higher yes , that's how my old one is in
white bear lake.
It's just like that, um.
But I looked over and there'sthis dude walking um up an
incline, walking backwards onthe treadmill.
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
people do crazy shit like that all the time it's
giving.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Look at me, it's giving.
Please look at me, look whatI'm doing, yeah you should see
this.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Should they do a lifetime?
They're just doing like intenseyoga right on the weight floor
move bitch honestly, the guy whodoes it is really hot you're
like okay like, you get a passlike hi, I'm trying to get to
this machine.
They're just like in downwarddog like no, like intense poses,
like one hand leg in the air,like I'm like, okay, this is a

(05:05):
lot.
Does your casual stretch beforeyou do some arm curls?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
speaking of leg in the air, we have our matching
crocs on you're not getting thefree feet for free today.
I don't want to show the bottomof mine, because I actually use
mine and they look gross.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh, there's something on there.
I don't know what that is, Ican just see it in the little
camera.
Oh god, do you have a dead birdon that?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Jesus, it was a marshmallow I stepped on at the
last bonfire.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh, that's where the marshmallow thing came from.
I was like this is a weirdcolor to describe as a
marshmallow.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, no, it's completely solid now.
It's not sticky or anythinglike that.
It's just living on my crocknow.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And I don't know why it's so dark.
I mean, well, it was a burntmarshmallow.
I dropped it.
It fell off my little skewer.
I was trying to make a s'more.
Well, here's the thing.
Oh, I was going to ask you whatmusic you listen to at the gym.
I don't know why I was thinkingabout that.

(06:12):
Um, I listen to fast-pacedmusic or taylor.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Swift there's no in between or our snapchats.
Yes, not too.
I'm watching a lot of youtube.
I do occasionally listen to thetrixie and conchard podcast.
Yeah, sometimes, but then I'lljust be giggling on the
treadmill no, I will like burstout laughing and I look like an
idiot.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, shame well, sometimes I'm like the songs
aren't enough stimulation for mybrain, like I need something
different to pay attention toinstead of working Like I'm
actively working out, but I needsomething else in my brain.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, my headphones died yesterday when I was at the
gym, and that made me work outfaster than I've ever worked out
.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm trying to get out of here.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I do not want to be here.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
You did.
It Made you watch.
Mastermind Went to the gym.
I watched the Martha Stewartdocumentary.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
How did you like it?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh, so good.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I am obsessed.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
She's a bad.
Did you watch it?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, me and Lisa watched it here in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
She's such a bad bitch.
I love Martha Stewart yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean she's, I get it.
I get Martha Stewart.
Yeah, I mean she's, yeah, I getit.
I get it now you get it.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
She seems like a nightmare to work for, but like
actual bitch.
Yes, martha, write her down.
I didn't know there was so muchhistory like in her life, like
she was a model.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
She did everything.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
She was working on Wall Street Like she can do it
all.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I can't do it.
I can't do half of that and nowshe's like.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think she would be a good lesbian, don't you think?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I well did you see that interview when she was on
drew barrymore the other day anddrew was like oh, martha, what
makes you ooey gooey andmartha's like get off me wrong
gender.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I mean that kelly clarkson no, uh, drew barrymore
drew.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh drew drew is the one who's really all up in
people's spaces.
She's like touching oneverybody, like like
mid-interview, like touchingtheir leg like on her on their
lap.
Yes, she's on their lapinterviewing them like so come
here.
Often, no, but I love MarthaStewart.
She's hilarious, she's justlike I mean, we know her

(08:13):
gardener.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Mr.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Ryan, is it Ryan McAllister?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's his last name.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Now I'm just like do we actually know Ryan?
He follows you.
I don't think he follows me,but I think he's gay.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
so he just follows Brandon because because you know
there's a lot of good contentfor the gays on my page.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, ryan mcallister one.
Yeah, he's martha stewart's uhhead gardener which is a crazy
title to have I thought I wasgonna see him on there.
Maybe he was.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I was looking for him , maybe he was one of those
people that she was yelling at.
She was like there's going tobe no one on this documentary
besides me.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Literally.
They had people's voicesinterjecting over videos and
pictures of her, but they didnot show any interviews besides
her, it was just her.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Her daughter kept popping up on there, but I was
like what does your daughterlook?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
like, yeah, when are we going to see her?
What was her name?
Alexis or something basic.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Don't ask me.
You know me and names.
We don't get along.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, I'm glad you watched it.
It's a good one, highlyrecommend.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Alexis is her name.
Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Googling, googling.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Why did I put neighbors were pissed about the
chickens.
Oh yeah, she like moved up tolike some like other area and
the neighbors are like there'ssome lady out here with their
chickens you meant my neighborsand I was like, oh my god, what
do you know that I don't?
Yeah, they're messaging me.
They're talking about it all onnext door.
You gotta get into it.
Would you ever get chickens?
No why not?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I don't want to have to go outside every day they do
seem like they require daily.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I mean they lay an egg every damn day what do you
like?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
what happens if you just don't do anything with the
eggs?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
they sit on them and incubate them, and then you have
a billion chickens, I think youjust get baby chickens, like
sometimes.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
They don't have a rooster so they don't get
fertilized, they just poop oh,that's true.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't really know, how did I ever tell you?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
that one time me and my mom were making cookies.
I was probably in middle schooland I cracked an egg into the
cookie mix and a bloody chickcame out shut up.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
It was horrific are you like shit?
Are the rest of these going tohave fucking babies in them?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's horrifying Were you making cookies.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yes, oh my God or maybe like brownies, I don't
know.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
It was a mix from a box, but that got thrown away,
did you keep buying the samebrand?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I mean we had a small town.
There's only one brand of eggs,you don't have a choice.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I mean we had a small town there's only one brand of
eggs.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
You don't have a choice you just get the large or
the extra large, you just getthe large or the extra large?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
how much does the extra large come with?
Is that like?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
the double stacked.
Well, okay, so this is how theysort eggs in egg processing.
They're like on a conveyor beltand they're like, and there's
like holes, and so each hole islike medium, large, extra large,
and so when an egg fits in thehole, then it goes into that one
, when it fits into the next one, to the next one.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Was there a how it's Made episode on this?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know why I saw this, but I did.
How do you know this?
It's probably on TikTok, Idon't know You're like.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't know names or faces, but I know how they got
those.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Every obscure manufacturing fact you could
ever want to know.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
What have you been up to, brandon?
I can't only talk about me, Iwas working so much this week.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
I have the next like five days off.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Really yes, oh my God .

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I just I can't.
I'm not meant to labor.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Now you're not going to be able to go back.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh God, I hate working Me and Mari worked today
.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
work together today, mari work together because mari
works at an alta I won't saywhich one, we don't want to out
you here she's like, but bradenhas to go to like the altas that
sell the diors, so do they sellto every single one?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
only three narrows it down a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh well, we know brandy works for dior.
Maybe you won't work there.
By the time this episode comesout, we'll manifest it for
professional reasons.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
That is a joke I should go buy a lottery ticket
why?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
so that you can like not, so you can just win money
and not work.
Yeah, brander just stares at melike honestly okay.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
If you won the lottery, what would you take?
The sum or would you take the?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
oh, like where they like, like send it to you like
yearly or whatever the hell ormonthly yeah I don't know.
It depends on how much theysend you.
I don't know.
I would actually well, I wouldfear that something would happen
.
And then they're like no, orthey're one day they're like hey
, we're not sending you any more, we're out of money.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, Even though we owe you more money.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I would be like take that shit and run, but I don't
know.
Would, you want people to knowthat you won the lottery.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I mean cause you probably get like $50,000 a
month.
If you like took the monthlypayments.
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Are you sure it's that much?
I feel like they like, or maybeit's negotiable.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know Negotiable.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Is that a word?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
But if you take the lump sum you got like buy like
apartment buildings and shit.
That's a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Well, like if, if you want to like make money.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
You got to invest it.
Yeah, I'd probably.
I wouldn't want anyone to know,but I'd probably meet with a
financial advisor or somethingand be like, hey, if you came
into a lot of money for somereason, like what would you do
with it?
I'd probably ask my dad my dadseems to have done well.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, I feel like he's doing.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I feel like my mom is really strategic with money too
yeah, that's what my dad is.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
He's just, he's got every penny calculated they're
five steps ahead of the man.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Gotta be god, I wish, in this economy.
Um, why did I write down that apotato chip fell out of your
clavicle?
It?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
was when I was.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I didn't even see it because I wasn't looking at my
phone, I was just listening.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't remember what the Snapchat was about, but I
went into the bathroom to recorda Snapchat and I had just been
laying in my bed eating potatochips and I leaned down over the
sink and a potato chip justgoes bloop out of my clavicle
onto the sink.
And then potato chip just goesbloop out of my clavicle onto
the sink saving it for lateryeah, just a little snack.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
You must have been like laying on the couch, like
eating no, I was in bed, so andthen it was still.
You were up and walking aroundwith it I went all the way.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I got up out of bed like into the bathroom.
Pretty sure I went to thebathroom, stood by the sink,
lean forward and it was like Ihope I saved that I'm not gonna
check, but if I did it'll upwe'll put it here.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Oh, my god how do you spell clavicle?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Clav-I-C-L-C-L.
Wait, actually, yeah,Clav-ickle like sickle Brandon,
are you even in this shot?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Hopefully he's like leaning out.
I don't know why this chair isso far back.
Let's fix that I am strugglingtoday.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Your pillow is.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
How does this chair work?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't know you were selling it.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Don't do me dirty like that.
Okay, well, now I'm really Well, I guess it works.
We are struggling today.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Mastermind check.
I think we're on reputation, sowe know what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yes, we're currently on reputation.
Folkmore is next.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
So for those of you who don't know what mastermind
is, it's basically, we got totalk about Swift Alert.
The Fantasy League, fantasyFootball League, but for Taylor
Swift, for the Heiress tourshows yes, okay, so swifties in
stem, get into it.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, there are these swifties that made up this.
It tailored, has nothing to dowith this, or maybe we will find
out that she has the whole timesecretly.
She's secretly winning everysingle one.
Um so, and I'll havescreenshots of like the data
that you can put in here sowrite that down five steps ahead

(16:30):
so switcher.
I mean there's much more thanjust the guessing game of
mastermind.
You can do these fun quizzes.
There's like the whole feed.
There's like you can get merchon there and stuff um, and then
there's like a little tab whereyou can look up like all the
outfits that she's worn, like atevery show and all of the like
surprise songs and all themashups and everything whatever.

(16:53):
Um, so every single show for theheiress tour there is a little
guessing game and there's almostlike 400 000 entries, like per
game.
It is.
It's intense, yeah, andeveryone watching these live
streams I swear most of them arejust waiting to see, like, what
she's wearing because, like, ify'all aren't aware, there is a
lot of outfits for each era.

(17:14):
For most of them and some, someof these outfits are retired
that she hasn't worn in a longtime um, and she like debuts new
outfits and she kind of getsrid of some new, like older ones
and I don't know we take itvery seriously and it ruins our
day correction tonight there was34,000, sorry 340 340 yeah, I

(17:38):
was like there's no way.
There's 34,000 people, yeah, 340, forty thousand people entering
, entering for today's game, usbeing three of them um, so
nate's boss is in toronto, as Iwas telling you.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Uh, she took a picture of a lady who was
dressed up as taylor's cosmocover with the cat?
No, not cosmo was it, whatevermagazine it was.
Life Time oh my god, okay, yes,but a dog, Well, no, it's a cat
stuff animal, but it isfrightening looking.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Where is this Is?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
this boss at the show ?
Where is this?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Toronto.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Blue Jays.
What is that?
The, the baseball team?
I think that is where she ismaybe that.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh yep, there's little girls and princess
dresses in the background centerso she must have ended up going
there and rogers, whatever itis, they sponsor a lot, because
I'd guarantee, no, probably not.
But when my mom and I went tovancouver, the like ice rink
arena, whatever was also rogerssomething what is rogers in
canada?
I don't know yeah, what ismarie?
Look at it.

(18:52):
Um, so yeah, and every singlenight, like we guess, the
surprise songs, which usuallygoes horribly.
I mean, she has 11 albums plusyeah, that one's hard.
Do you get a lot of points ifyou get it right yes, the people
who get it, who who win everynight, are the people usually
who do really well in thatcategory specifically, like
sometimes they'll post what isit?

(19:14):
rogers is canada's largest andmost reliable 5g network, not
not sponsored reliable but wewill take taylor swift tickets
clearly not reliable becausethat shit was cutting in and out
all of the way here for thatlive stream.
We were watching yeah, we weretrying to sing Love Story and it

(19:34):
was just a nightmare.
Yeah, love Mastermind.
I was doing really well at theshow that Mari was at in
Indianapolis.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I was murdering it.
We do have a Mastermind update.
The Folkmore dress is green.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh my God, I got it right.
I'm mine.
Yes, I guess green Get into it.
I just had a feeling I just meand Taylor we're in sync.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I mean, I feel like she should do like a redo of the
Heiress to her movie, but makeit like Beyonce where, like it
cuts to all the differentoutfits during each song.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Well, and get into it Thursday, to all the different
outfits during each song.
Well, and get into it thursday.
I got the fucking 1989 setright, bitch, that's right,
that's right there is twodifferent um she has a different
color top and a different colorbottom, and any of those could
either be like orange, slash red, yellow, slash gold, green,
purple, blue.

(20:27):
Are those all the pink?
Six different colors to pickfrom for each?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
remember when she was boring and only wore the
monochrome ones she's just like.
And then one day a lot ofpeople like that, mix it up a
lot of people miss those though.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Those are the retired 1989 dress outfits does she
ever so?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
she never does a single color anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Well, sometimes, so sometimes the stars will align
and the top and bottom will bematching, but it's not.
You remember how the old one itwas like with those it's
completely different, like topand bottom now, but sometimes
sometimes they line up Like in.
Let me look it up One second.
Oh, this just popped up, ourbest friend from Ch chimp crazy.

(21:10):
Look at those lip injections.
Write that down, mari chimp,like she will show it here not
another tanya haddix live.
She's always on live, she'salways popping up and she's
talking, but she could barelyopen her and close her mouth.
The lip injections were justinsane okay, swift alert.
What else I got here?

(21:32):
Oh yeah, so there's a calendarof events too.
Oh, and also, I forget thatthere's a whole tab where you
can just look up the livestreams on here.
Though I never do that, thoughI forget that that exists I
forgot that that existed and Ithought that it would kill me,
but it didn't yep, I'll triplethat as a surprise song tonight.

(21:55):
Um so indianapolis night, threemari's night, she wore purple
and purple, top and bottom,crazy oh yeah, because I
remember you were like is it?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
blue?
Is it purple?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I can't tell yes, that was insane that was insane
um.
And then new orleans, uh, nighttwo, and yeah, I don't know new
orleans.
She wore gold, slash yellow fortop and bottom and then, let's
see, I feel like she just didanother matching, oh yeah.
And then indianapolis night oneshe wore pink and pink.

(22:24):
So I guess, did we both guessed, um, guessed.
Did we both guess blue and bluetoday?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I guessed purple on my mane and blue on blue, or no,
not purple, orange, red I waslike she just did purple.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
We'll see.
Last night she wore purple top,pink bottom and the night
before that was um green blue,which is what I guessed and got
how many points we got.
Right now I got 19 points.
Yeah, we uh.
Good thing, we put in anotherentry because I'm not doing well
, I'm not doing so good, I'm at10, you're right.

(23:05):
Okay, I do better than you docan you bet like it was just?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
this is just for fun, or is there like a betting
aspect?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I mean, it would be cool but there's this is our
fantasy football.
This is fantasy football.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, but there's a prize every night, every like
game.
There's like signed CDs andshit.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, they get good prizes, Brandon.
Well, had I known this, I wouldhave jumped on this bandwagon.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Hello, get into it.
Download Swift.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Alert.
Download Swift Alert Notsponsored how many?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
shows are left Like six Seven.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, one, two, three .

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Including tonight yeah.
Rip.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Aris Tour.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
We'll never see the Aris Tour.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I mean never say never.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
There is a potential.
One of us will run into a richbenefactor who will fly us out
to Vancouver, but that's veryunlikely.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
In the next week I don't know about that and then
we'll hear Christmas Tree Farmlive for a surprise song.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
If any of you are a rich benefactor, please let us
know.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
In your five-star.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Apple podcast review.
Let us know who to contact.
Yeah, you got a rich dad with asuite.
Let us know who to contact.
Yeah, you got a rich dad with asuite.
Let us know we will make itwork, we will take off work we
will quit like sorry y'all no, Iknow my co-workers watching.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I'm not gonna quit, I'm just I can't y'all it's
taylor please?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I was literally like casonias this week.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Do you know that?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
nope, what day is it?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
oh god, I just know it's in november brandon, it's
literally this upcoming thursdayand I was like I have to get
off work early.
Um, and my boss, aaron, is fromnew york and she knows sonia
not personally wish, and she'slike oh my god, yes, leave
whenever you need to.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

(24:49):
We were supposed to havehousewives trivia on wednesday,
but brandon just yelled at usfrom afar yeah oh yeah, well,
I've been asked to go to anotherevent.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I'm double booked what are we gonna do?
What event?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
It's a craft night.
I know Brandon's like who cares?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Craft night.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Sorry, I'm crafty.
Oh, speaking of crafty, youwanna come over To our apartment
and hang up some Stuff on thewall.
Handy brandy.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Absolutely, we'll make you a pizza.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Or something.
Wop, wine and pizza Are my twolove languages.
Wop, I make a mean handy brandy.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Absolutely, we'll make you a pizza or something
you know?
Wop wine and pizza are my twolove languages I make a mean gin
and tonic okay, now mari's newthing to put in her gin and
tonic.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Are you still doing the lemon, the squirt of lemon
juice?
I did get a lime today, not thesame anymore the lemon juice is
really something the lemonjuice like the like artificial
shit in the green bottle.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Unpopular opinion.
I like that better than fresh.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay.
Okay, it's more tart.
I sprinkle it, I dab a littlebit on my fish sticks.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, I would too.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Which, speaking of fish, I made salmon tonight for
dinner.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
It was the no-name salmon that has a little pop-out
timer on it.
I don't know how long to cookthat shit.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I'm really bad at salmon.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
It's hard, it scares me.
I also have to ignore the graybottom on it.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I just am like oh, that's none of my business.
You know who used to eat thewhole bottom.
Who what Kyle used to eat thewhole?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
He would just eat the loose fish, flesh, the scales
oh, I thought we wouldeventually get into the x's on
this podcast because I'm likebrandon is in like the best
relationship of his life, um,and all it took is all these
horrible men yours and yours,and yours, and yours, and yours
and yours are we adding inpictures?

(26:49):
Oh, I'm already writing down.
Like are we putting a pictureof?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
salmon flesh.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, you got all that gray bottom.
It's really gross.
It doesn't really taste anydifferent, but just the the, the
look of it no, I mean, I'venever put it in my mouth, so I
wouldn't know you just, youliterally just just leave that
part.
You don't eat it.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
No, oh, you eat it.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Well, no, the gray bottom I'm talking about doesn't
have the scales on it, it justlooks.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
It's just the color of gray on this thing, oh just
like it's a little sliver ofgray at the bottom.
Oh, like the.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It's between the fish and the scales yeah, but
there's no scales on thisno-name salmon.
Oh, it comes de-skinned, yes.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Ew, I would never eat a skin with skin salmon well, I
just make sure the skin is onthe plate and then I just don't
go too far.
So then I don't break the skinand have to see it.
So then I just see that graypart i'm'm like.
This is where I stop.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's my stopping point.
Fish is kind of scary.
That's why I eat fish.
Sticks, rub Rosen, or I likesome cod.
I like some like walleye.
My dad makes some good fish.
Brayden's looking at me likeyou don't like eating fish.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You're from Wisconsin , yeah no, I've eaten many of
fish, only fried fish I'm notlike, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm not a sushi person.
Are you sushi person?
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
did you see?
That keith lee video although Ihave been seeing all these
sushi parasite, yes, yes, keithlee had a like a.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He did like a sushi review and he's like holding up
with his chopstick and you seethis little like worm flick at
the bottom and it goes like andpeople are talking about it and
keith lee hasn't put out astatement yet.
He's the food reviewer ontiktok yet yes, I don't think he
know.
He didn't notice it.
Yeah I think I'm done with sushiI got it, uh, at the old salon

(28:44):
I was working out.
They got it for my birthday andI was like I don't like sushi.
And she's like, oh, you'll likeit, it'll be fine, you'll like
it.
Well, you'll have like a.
What are the?
What is it like, the acquired?
Taste no, what is the one thatis?
Uh, that isn't uncooked, likeit does have cooked fish in it
there's a tempura roll I'm likewhere is it like?
It's not like, what's thecalifornia one?
that one has artificial crab init or maybe it was a vegetable,

(29:08):
I don't know.
But I was like I don't thinkI'm gonna like it and they get
it anyways and I'm like, yeah, Idon't like it, not good, not
not what I would have picked formy birthday catering.
But I think it was also the daywe were opening the salon, so
it was like not really mybirthday celebration.
It was more like, hey, we'regonna order sushi for everyone
because, like, we just openedthe salon and I was like, okay,

(29:28):
it's my 21st birthday I do likesushi, but I have been seeing
too much about the worms well,they're supposed to freeze it
before serving.
Here's the thing, though.
Okay, james, just because youfreeze it doesn't mean they
leave this.
They just are dead in the sushi, right?

(29:49):
So then you just see dead wormsmari is horrified.
Would you?
Are you sushi person?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
I don't eat fish at all.
No, I'm also like, mostlyallergic to, like like most
shellfish.
I can't eat it, okay, but likeimitation crab in a californian
roll a californian roll, I knowokay, the worst is a philly roll
.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Oh, because it's got the cream cheese in it.
It's disgusting.
I don't know how people eatthat and I like cream cheese,
but that is I love cream cheeselike.
Imagine a sushi roll, but thenooey gooey cream cheese in it.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Just gives me the heebs yeah, I don't think I'll
ever be a sushi girl speaking ofweird things, so I watered all
my plants yesterday oh, what didyou find?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
and uh, that one right behind you, the bird of
paradise, because that one wasoutside and apparently I put too
much water in it because alittle tray was full oh worms no
, they were dead, roly polies,just float.
When I picked it up and thesaucer, just dead roly polies I
drowned them out now, those arethe little isopods, right yeah,

(31:02):
they're the things that peoplepay money for oh, yes, yes,
people love the love tradingthose for plants on the on
the facebook pages roly poliesespecially like there's a cow
one or yes, the cows are cute Ithink there's a pig one.
It's a piggy, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
There's a bunch name and weird things.
They don't scare me very much.
Um, I remember I saw one when Iwas violently hung over at the
olive garden.
There was one like on thecounter.
When I was trying to like keepit all together, I was in there
in front of the mirror and I waslike, oh, it's an isopod.
Oh, my god, no, I was at.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
This is horrible this is the x story for me um wait,
is this at the eau claire olivegarden?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
no, this was here, I was supposed to be in class, I'm
sure um, this dude that I hadstarted dating like one day
prior was like hey, um, we'regonna go to my mom's birthday
lunch and I was like I just likeI haven't really met your
family we just started datinghe's like, it'll be fine, I'm

(32:06):
gonna bring you.
I was like, okay, we violentlyuh, um, violently drunk, like it
was like fireball, you know,because I was like I wasn't a 21
yet.
Okay, the fireball was gettingthrown back, I mean, and just
seeing the bottle the nextmorning, I was like, oh, I drank
a lot of that.
Never been that hungover in myentire life, ever again.
It's a sugar.

(32:27):
It was so bad.
Because I remember the exactmoment I blacked out.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I'll tell you what we were doing after the podcast
subscribe to our patreon to getthe whole story, which we do
have one.
This is not really set up oh, Iwas unaware patreon um.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
So he's like, yeah, like I was like who's all gonna
be there?
And he's like, oh, just like mymom, her boyfriend, my brother,
my grandma, my grandpa and Iwas like what the fuck should we
go to olive garden?
I'm trying to keep it togetherand I'm like I'm go, like I.
There's no way I can eat.
I'm sitting, it's lunchtime,I'm freshly.

(33:13):
I just woke up.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I'm the most hungover ever been ever and I'm sitting
there and they're all likethey're eating.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
They're like oh, you want a breadstick and I'm just
like and I told myself in mybrain I was like I get one
bathroom break because you knowat, at a little like luncheon,
why are you dying?
At a little luncheon or like adinner, you get like one
bathroom break before it becomeslike wait, like what are you?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
doing, especially when one where you have to rest.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I'm like god, this is my first time meeting these
people like first time meetinglike his grandma and everything
like that, and his like I amsweating listening to this.
It's so bad I'm just sittingthere and we like order and I
think before the food even cameout, maybe before we even
ordered, I was like I have to goto the bathroom I already have
to use my one bathroom break,and that's when I saw the isopod

(34:06):
.
I was like.
I literally was like god, likewhat the?
I remember being in the toilet,just like I don't think I
didn't throw up see, that'salmost worse I couldn't.
Yeah, it wasn't, it was so bad.
I was not in throw up mode likethat's how bad it was.

(34:28):
I was like I'm just miserableand I can't do anything about it
till I relieve it.
And I just remember I don'tknow what, what, what fucking
pasta I ordered.
I was just like moving itaround the plate like lord, get
me out of this I ate too manybreadsticks god, I'm so full.
I shouldn't have had that muchsalad that was horrible, and we

(34:49):
were also the last to arrive too, and I'm just like god, this is
a mess.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, it was the maplewood one, the one over by
the maplewood mall I, where I'veonly been to uh the roseville
one and the uh blaine one.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, because that macy's that I used to work at in
the rose and the and themaplewood mall.
They don't got dior, not atthat one they have the fragrance
.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I had to drop some stuff off their ones oh, you're
like god, what is this place?
I was like I just like came upto the employer it's like needy
leaks.
I was like here's some samples,and she was like thanks.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
And I was like okay, goodbye yeah, I worked, uh,
because my mom lives not too farfrom that mall, but in the
white bear area.
Let's not get it twisted.
Um, I worked at that in highschool, at that Barnes and Noble
which, by the way, it's Barnesand Noble, not Barnes and Nobles
, people who add an S at the endof everything.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I realize it's not Trader Joe's, it's just Trader
Joe.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Wait, really.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I don't know Okay so is it Aldi or Aldi's?
Then it's Aldi, aldi or Aldi's,then it's Aldi, aldi, so people
say Aldi's.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
And I'm like huh.
They also say Nordstrom's, yes,nordstrom's, shut up.
What else the Barnes and Noble?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
It is in fact Trader Joe's.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Okay, it is yes, across the VS.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
I think I was sitting with my pen shawl last night
and I was like really debating,you didn't google it.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
No, I'm incapacitated laying there like god, I wonder
, whatever could it be?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
it could be trader mings.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
That is not a lot of their packaging.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Where did I put my phone Hello.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Trader Jose, they do.
They got in trouble for it.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Who did?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Trader Joe's because on their like ethnic foods.
They'd put like that's insane.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, and like a lot of the Asianian stuff, still
says trader ming's orangechicken, like trader jose's
empanadas okay, by the way, Idid try the orange chicken
because everyone raves about it.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
The costco one is so much better the costco.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
One looks so much better the costco one's, better
it is.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I can't believe you walked right by it too.
Same brandon was like I can'tfind it.
I'm like it's literally takesup an entire little door you get
.
Costco stresses me out oh mygod, costco yesterday was just a
clusterfuck god I didn'tthought.
I didn't think I'd ever get toleave.
It was so bad.
The parking lot don't you wantmy parking spot?

(37:34):
I have a good parking spot.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Let me out that's why I like the maple grove costco,
because it kind of has like a,it's like a corner, so the
parking lot kind of is like abaseball stadium so I can park
in the back but it's stillpretty close to the door and
then I just dip yeah, the onethat I'm at the st louis park
one, not layout, not great.
Have you been to the Rosevilleone?

(37:57):
I think it's technicallyMinneapolis, it's by the quarry.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
I was going to say, yeah, I haven't been in there,
but I got gas there one time.
That one is wild, wild.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Because it's a business one.
It's meant for restaurants, sothey just have a room of lambs
hanging on butcher hooks likeit's crazy, because I thought.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I thought businesses were going to all the costcos,
but maybe people flocked to thatone well, it's specifically
meant for like restaurants tolike buy.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
So there's a lot more food options way more so they
don't really have a ton of stuffthat isn't food and they don't
have a liquor store there sothey don't have the big middle
part.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
That's all these ugly ass jackets and shit.
No god people, it was anightmare I.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I was trying to cut, people go and people love
fucking people go crazy for it.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Oh my god, they had to have like attendance there,
like helping people.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I'm like you really think this is like the same
adidas you're getting at theAdidas store.
No, this is Adidas for fuckingCostco.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh yeah, there was like Gap.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, this is below Gap Outlet.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I mean back so far.
You know, when you get a littlelike I'm going to die in your
chair, I got that moment.
Oh my God, that's a horriblesound.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Sorry y'allall I might have to go what the fuck
okay, james, yeah, I like it'sall restaurants going there.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I was like marie, they've got your limes here,
three whole pounds of them forfour dollars.
I mean it's worth it but she'slike I'm not gonna go through
those or you could buy two limesa cub for 15.99 I think I'd
have to go through a lot ofbottles of gin to have that
limes.
I mean, we went through that onebottle in a week yeah, that was

(39:53):
also.
It was a tough week, it wastough week I was like, damn,
this thing is empty.
And I was like, oh, mario,already re-upped it's not gonna
lie.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
It brought me right back to quarantine just like
another one.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
It's so bad it's gonna be on the couch.
I was like I'm getting a thirddrink.
That means you have to get athird drink and she's like okay,
twist my arm.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I feel like I need to switch back to liquor from wine
, yeah, why I mean, this isantioxidants, but it has so many
, so many more calories.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I was just gonna say what you're like.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's more healthy and so much more of a hangover I
mean that is true every otherday.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Brandon's like god, oh, I feel off, I'm not doing
well today.
He goes, I'm telling you howI'm doing.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Not well, bitch I only had four glasses of wine.
I don't know what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
No, he like he finished and didn't you try to
do the thing where you put itall in a decanter and you're
like this is how much I get togo through tonight and like you
still go through that, and thenyou bust open the box maybe a
little more not good.
See, my thing is I limit.
I don't drink alone at home.
I know you two do.

(41:11):
That's my favorite time.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Sad, sad, sad, lonely sad heather made a good point,
because then she can just likebe however she wants and it's
not affecting anyone I just feellike when I crack open
something, I'm by myself, I'mjust like god.
This is a little sad I came tothat realization about myself a
long time ago and I have madepeace with that like this is a

(41:36):
little depressing.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
It kind of reminded me of drinking through
quarantine, though, because Iwas like I'm just gonna have a
drink in the middle of the daybecause I can I mean, it's
better than what if I'd crackedopen a soda every time I had a
glass of wine.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
What are you trying to say she's addicted to the
diet coke yeah, well, say donIves, so I'd be drinking
full-blown Coke.
But sometimes you just need,like water, diet Coke, wine.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
And a coffee.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Oh, she's got her three.
Yeah, you got caffeine.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
funsies hydration, well, yeah something's got to
cancel out the caffeine.
Got to have something in there.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
That's me with my lemonade.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I will there.
That's me with my lemonade.
I will say lemonade it's myweakness.
It's so yummy.
I went through, okay, those twobig jugs from costco.
I was like I'll never getthrough these.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I just had to buy two more well like I bought the
low-cal pink lemonade fromtrader mings and it wasn't
really even that good, but I'djust like crack it open right
when I woke up and brenna wouldbe like what the fuck is wrong
with you?
Why are you drinking lemonadefrom the bottle in front of me?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
it's so yum, I love the um.
I think the coffee shop by mywork got me into it because they
I mean all they're using is thesimply lemonade.
So when I was in florida I wentthrough a whole gallon of
lemonade and in like four days Imean drinking a lemonade, but
in the in the pool I had a yum,I had yeah, I put a little bit

(43:00):
of that in it blueberry lavenderlemonade the other day.
It was so good wait no, I thinkthat's the one I got and I was
like this isn't that good Iliked it.
I did not like it, um, but tomake it more fun I'd have my
lemonade.
But then I'd be like oh, why doI not put a little bit of my
strawberry vodka, topo Chico, inthere too?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Make it a little fizzy, a little fun.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
We used to bring tequila to Taco Bell because
they used to have margaritasvirgin margaritas at Taco Bell
when I was in high school.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
So we would bring tequila to the-.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Back in your day.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
The Taco Bell in Oshkosh's parking lot and we
would pour our tequila in ourvirgin you get the non-alcoholic
and then add tequila to it.
We would just sit in the TacoBell parking lot drinking our
margaritas.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Who did?
We know who got shot in a tugof war parking lot recently oh,
that was not with you guys whowas I with?
message me if you're watchingthis.
I was with someone and they'relike oh my god, someone got shot
and my friend got shot in thetug of war parking lot, or like
their car got shot through.
They didn't actually get shotanyways.
Um got it, my.

(44:21):
I had a thought in my brain andit was right there and then it
flew away.
Eh, brenda snapped me.
That's not a good sign, did?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
she snap you too, yeah, oh, cliff is apparently
attacking people out there, soI've been meaning to do this in
the beginning of an episode andI never remember.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
So we're going to do it right now.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Read the review.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, so leave us a five-star review on Apple
Podcasts.
We can read it.
We also have a lot of YouTubecomments we can read.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh, okay, dot dot dot .

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I still got to talk about going to court, oh yeah,
okay, will you talk about thatwhile I pull this up?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Okay, and I hate that I didn't mention this in the
last episode.
I don't know if it had happenedyet I got served a summons for
small claims court.
Little old me For small claimscourt.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Little old me for small claims court what the hell
it was a credit card a creditcard that I did not pay from
fucking like 10 years ago.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Oh my god, I thought it went to die in collections
because they weren't likecalling me every day, like
sometimes they'll do nothing inthe mail, uh, nothing in my
email.
I'm just, I'm just like oh,it's okay, it's just gone.
This was like a 700 credit cardthat they came after me for
served me.
It went to collections agencyand then this like collections

(45:46):
agency, I guess, came after meand I was a little bit nervous
because I never got into been tocourt before, I never done like
jury duty that's what I thoughtit was because my mom was like
you got something in the mailfrom like oh, no court.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
And I was like oh damn, I've been it's jury duty,
let's open it.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I opened up at work and I'm like, let's see what it
is.
I'm like, oh, I'm being sued.
I'm being sued, um, so it was alittle court and thankfully she
, thankfully my mom, brought mymail, because I was like, oh my
god, this court date isliterally in two weeks.
Okay, um, thankfully it was ona day off and it was on zoom, so
I didn't have to actually showup.
Show up, it was just on zoom.

(46:21):
But it was like dressprofessional, look nice, don't
be doing anything else.
Like please be focused, um, andthey kind of one guy like
snapped at me.
He's like are you you're gonnawant to pay attention for this?
I'm like I'm literally justwriting what down what you're
saying.
You want me to be making eyecontact while you're talking to
me on zoom, like god, um, andI'm thinking it's just gonna be

(46:41):
for me.
And then I see this lady pop up.
She's got a little thing behindher that's like justice, court,
whatever.
I'm like, oh, she's probably athome.
They all had like their littlebackgrounds up to make it look
official, like the judgeliterally had like the flags,
like next to him.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
You know like this is not be real.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
She's like all right, I'm waiting for everyone else
to join.
I was like everyone else.
What do you mean?
It's like a group interview,but court the whole jury's there
literally like surprise thejury's here, can you imagine if
you could do jury duty over zoom?
well, I mean, they probably hadwhat were they doing during
covid, or maybe they put it allon hold, I don't remember.

(47:21):
I think a lot of people werewaiting for their cases to get
done while covid was going on.
I don't know, I'm not a part ofthat um, so I'm like okay so
all these people are gettingsued, all these people in here.
It said nine participants pluslike the two clerks that were
there, but I think some of thosepeople were for like the other
side, like they weren't allpeople getting sued, they

(47:44):
weren't all plaintiffs.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
So there were some defendants.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yes.
When you were a defendant I'm aplaintiff, I think no plaintiff
is the one suing.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
A defendant is defending themselves from being
sued.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I don't know.
I used to watch a lot of LawOrder SVU.
See, I don't know why those arethe shows I never get into that
.
What is it?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
What is the like sound?
That I mean like how you laughright like um, yeah, so she's

(48:32):
like waiting for everyone tojoin.
And then this guy right at theway the beginning okay, first of
all.
It says keep your mics muted ifyou're not talking.
So these people got like okay,tanya people got.
People got their shit going onthe background like I'm just
like the lady's like please muteyour microphone, girl.
You can mute them.
You can mute them yourself likeget them god, and this guy
interjects and it's like, hey,how, how long is this going to

(48:53):
take?
I'm on break at UPS and I don'thave that much time.
She's like, um, it might takethe full hour, it could go.
I was like we're going to besitting here for an hour.
I don't have anything prepared.
I mean, all I did was look upstatute statue or statute of
limitations on suing someone fora credit card, by the way, is

(49:19):
six years in minnesota, so I wasready to defend my case, um,
but then when we get put intoour breakout room, I'm the first
one who gets to go, probablybecause I was ready.
I was there ready they didn't.
I wrote down, they didn't let mein and start this till 105.
It's supposed to start at oneo'clock, okay um start at 105, I
get out of there by 130 um.
People were still in there,though, and this one guy's like

(49:41):
can we?
He's like, I have a six.
This old, old man, I have a sixhour drive after this.
Can I go next?
Oh, my god, damn you people.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Okay the audacity though, because if you, if you
were in a real courtroom, they'dbe like contempt I'm a six hour
drive after this.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
I have to flee the state, um.
But so she's like okay, nicole,I'm gonna put you or miss
larson they're calling me misslarson the whole time well,
that's what I did when I messedup that hotel reservation.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I was like hello, I am miss larson's assistant,
brandon I forgot that and theywere like oh, miss larson, okay,
you could have just said, youwere my husband or something

(50:33):
well, no, because I, becausethat's a trick you say you're an
, and then you get specialtreatment because they assume
you're a famous person andthey're like, okay, this is a
famous person, we can't messaround, we've got to do what
they want, or this is like arich lady who's like Like.
The consequences will be dire ifyou don't do what my boss is
telling me to do.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
They put us in the break room, his job might be on
the line right now.
I know they're like okay, well,we better do everything we can.
Um, so they put us in thebreakout room and he's like, all
right, like hi, nicole.
Like sorry, they don't give mea, they don't give me a webcam.
So I'm sitting here, I'm talkingto like the like emote, like
you know the little outline of ahead, and I'm like all right,
whatever, I'm just sitting there, I wore my turtleneck for this,
um, and he's like okay, so wehave a balance of like blah,

(51:21):
blah, blah, blah.
Like he's like do you haveanything to say before I get
into it or any questions, and Iwas just like no, I have nothing
to say.
And he kind of asked me aboutand I was like well, to be
honest, I kind of forgot aboutit.
Like I just, I just I did notremember that this credit card
was even a thing.
And he said that he outed me tothe judge after.
Like so we get put in thatbreakout room, we talk about it.

(51:44):
He's like all right, like wait,so who was this man?
He, okay, so he wasn't actuallya lawyer, he was just a
representative, technically, nota lawyer uh for who?
for the people suing me.
So he actually was like onbehalf of them, like the company
, but he wasn't like.
He's like, I'm not a lawyer,I'm just like they're paying me

(52:05):
to be here, so they don't haveto be basically, yeah, basically
they're paying me 750 an hourso he's like okay, what are we
gonna do about this?
and he's like can you make astart making a payment?
I'm like, well, I'm like I only, I only make like x amount of
money a month, so I'm not reallygonna pay this all in one go.
That's not gonna happen.

(52:26):
But I can make like a fewpayments on it.
And he's like all right, canyou start that within the next
week or so?
And I was like well, I just gotpaid today, so I guess I will
make a payment today.
I'm not going to make any.
I'm not going to have any moremoney tomorrow than I do today.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
So, um, so I owe 241 every 30 days which is
absolutely insane, because thefees they paid to put this court
proceedings in was probably 500, and then what they had to pay
this man to represent them, I'msure it was much more than 200
and probably much more than 700,much more.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Oh my god, this is sick so, yeah, they got their
money, um, but then, after theyput us in the breakout room, we
go back in the main room andthen they put us in the actual
courtroom, like we actually haveto tell the judge what we
talked about.
And I'm just like, oh my god.
And then this dude is the guywho was like okay, can you pay
attention, nicole?
I'm like I'm writing down whatyou're saying.
Bitch, I'm right here, I'mpresent, like I got my glasses

(53:18):
on everything.
I'm here, I mean business.
So he's like all right, nicole,he's like now, because the
agreement starts today and youagreed to make a payment today,
like you can't just wait for,because there's I guess I'm
gonna get something in the mailabout it, then about our talk
and he's like all right, youcan't just.
Oh my god, brandon brought thewhole box of wine in here.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Well, yeah, I'm just gonna give myself a little
refill.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Continue your story, please okay, I'll continue, I'll
fill the air.
Um, okay, girl.
So he's like yeah, you can't,you, you have to make that
payment today.
You can't just like be like, ohwell, because I didn't get
anything in the mail.
And he's like okay, and if youdon't follow the terms of this
and if you make, like, the nexttwo payments but you don't make

(54:00):
the third one, like they can doa judgment against you and
that's when they garnish yourwages which, honestly, please do
that, because it that would beless than what you're paying in
these payments, god maybe theycan take up to 25 off your your
paycheck, that's a lot.
Well, I guess, if I take howmuch money, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I guess I get paid weekly, so Weekly.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yeah, I forgot.
Both of y'all get paid weekly,right?
I used to get paid weekly too.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
You get paid weekly.
Yeah, oh my God, Since when?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Like two years ago.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh, they were not doing that, that, and then they
started doing that.
Why would you want to dopayroll?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
every week.
Honestly, it's nice because, Ialways did it every I'm always
getting money but then I also,I'm like you gotta save up but
then it's like when I have a bigbill, I'm like, oh god, I can't
spend any money and I have allthis money that's why I set
aside a little bit for eachpaycheck for rent, otherwise I'm
down bad down crying at the gymme at the gym.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
What if I was like sobbing at the gym?
If you saw someone activelysobbing while working out, what
would you do?
Would you be like hi, are youokay?
No, I'd be like right and belike braden, would send me a
video.
This bitch over here is crying.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Okay, let's take my average paycheck but yeah, the
same thing happened to me withAshley Furniture no, I do.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Okay.
I don't know if you think I'mpoor, but 25% of my paycheck
would be more than the paymentsI'm making right now because I
don't think, like I forget,people get paid bi-weekly, so
there's like a lot more money.
I used to get paid monthlymonthly I could never yeah, that
was, that was hard.
That was a hard time in my lifegetting paid once a month.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Do you know how I found found out that ashley
furniture sued me?
Because they were garnishingyour wages no, I c-capped myself
two years after this afterafter the court date uh, circuit
court, something, something ofwisconsin oh, you looked
yourself up.
I looked myself up to see iflike it's, to see if, like a
speeding ticket went away and Iwas like, what is this?
What is this?

(56:04):
Yeah, they sued me.
I had no idea because I nevergot anything in the mail, never
got an email, never got anything.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
And fuck you.
Is it peter who did that?
Dallas, dallas.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah, yeah, because he was supposed to pay our
furniture.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
We're just airing out all the X's today.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
He was supposed to be paying for our furniture set,
but it was under my name, but hewas paying for it.
Stop paying for it.
I didn't know he hid the mail,so I wouldn't know he wasn't
paying for it, isn't?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
that crazy.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Jesus, that's actually insane.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I mean, he did straddle me with like $36,000 of
debt after we broke up.
So, oh my God, it's kind oflike how, when I was in fourth
grade, I hid the mail so my momwould not know I had to go to
summer school.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Do you know what I did in fifth grade?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
What.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I went on my mom's eBay account and bought the full
set Maybe it was in fifth grade, maybe it was sixth grade,
seventh grade of McDonald'sNeopets plushies.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
How much were these?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
And then I blocked the person that I bought it from
and just mailed her cash.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
In fifth grade yeah where'd you get this cash?
I had cash.
I just didn't have a debit cardto pay the ebay.
Oh, you're like hey, I don'thave a card, but I'll send you
cold hard cash and then I did,and then she sent them oh, she
actually sent it.
Okay, she could have just keptyour money back then.
Where there's no paper trail,there's like okay nice.
Do you want to read that review?
Do you have?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
it pulled up.
Well, we've got some comments.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Oh God.

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We would love that if youlisten on Apple podcasts, but
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Speaker 2 (58:04):
Um, okay, so this one is from alice alice welcome
back.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
I think I speak for everyone.
I say we missed you.
Can't wait for more plantycontent and wild tangents.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Haha, love y'all oh, I didn't write anything down
about my plants.
I guess we talked about yourroly polies in that.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
That's the one mention of a plant never thought
I'd catch up when I startedlistening, and here I am ready
for more laughs and plantknowledge.
Oh my gosh, all right, we gotone more.
As a Texan, your review ofAustin ACL and Chris Appleton
comment was hilarious.
Love your Any Top it Goesepisodes.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
We love Texas baby.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Except they don't love us.
No, I mean, there are some bluedots there, blue people, but
it's a red wave Mm-hmm.
We went to see Billy.
Oh yeah, billy Eyelash, williamEyelash.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
So good, amazing, amazing unreal top five concerts
.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
When I saw the opening, when she shoots out of
the floor she does that for theguests?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
um, because she doesn't shoot out the very
beginning?
That's for when, that's whenshe goes over to the b stage.
Oh, the little side.
Uh-huh, we'll do a little videoof billy shooting out.
Oh, I have, I do.
I have a folder on my tiktoknow in my bookmarks of billy
folder now, because I gottaorganize these.
I gotta do that for the heiresstour too.
Go over the last year you cando folders, yes oh, not for

(59:26):
likes, but for bookmarks.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I have over 61 collections in my bookmarks.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
It's a little excessive how did I not know
about this?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
yes, so it's.
These are the bookmarks.
Um so, the all the bookmarks,but these are my collections
when you like bookmark something.
Yeah, when you do this, it'llsay manage, and then you can put
it somewhere if you want toorganize your bookmarking things
way more.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Tiktok's the only thing I enjoy.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
I would never do that on instagram to be fair, I
rarely reference my bookmarks,but it is nice when I do that on
instagram.
To be fair, I rarely referencemy bookmarks, but it is nice.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I do that on instagram like especially
because, like all favoritethings, like a recipe or like
you know, something I would wantto check back on um, I have a
collection of bookmarks oninstagram and look at, there's
one for plant thieves like whenpeople when people post a video
of people stealing in a plantshop.
I remember that one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
People.
Still they do.
Before we go back to Billie, Ido have an update for Mastermind
1989 outfit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
She wore the blue top , orange and red bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
So I got the points for the blue top.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I got points technically one for for each,
but on separate accounts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Don't tell them that the swift is gonna come after us
separate account is brandon's,it is except he literally said
that he's never done it in thisepisode well, you took my ipad
we can cut that out actually forthe first time ever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I had brandon cut out some stuff in the last episode,
y'all it was hard yeah, thatwas a lot of work I'm sorry it
wasn't, but I just had to belike anticipating it, like
actively listening and you knowme, I don't like to actively
listen well I do in conversation, but now when I'm listening to
something, especially somethingwe said so I had a crush on

(01:01:15):
billy before, like alwaysthought she was hot, she's a bad
bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
But oh my god, after that, I mean we'll put the video
clip in where I'm yelling andI'm saying like she's so hot I
think did I not say that like 20times, maria, throughout the
night, I think, like throughoutthe night several, but at the
beginning of that, that one song.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
When you said that, I think you said it like four
times in a row she knows, she'sso hot, she's biting her lips,
she's got her dimples, bitchbitch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
As someone with dimples, I never understood
people's fascination withdimples you don't have dimples
like her, though you got littledimpies.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I don't give a fuck about it on people that I don't
find attractive, but then when Ido already think the person's
hot, then I'm like look at, youdid a do like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
what is it like?
The psychological thing wherepeople like dimples people?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
like back dimples.
What do you think about backdimples?
They again don't do anythingfor me I guess that's not what
you look like.
That look at when you're doingthe deed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
They're looking at yours.
They're looking at mine.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Do you think you have a good back?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Putting in the work on that back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Although I will say I would like to lose my little
back rolls.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
but Maybe that's why you need to switch to liquor.
Yeah, another reason to switchto hard liquor.
Well, well, if you did hardliquor, what would it be?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
uh tequila tequila, tequila it is the healthiest
liquor.
You're like leaning out of theshot.
Okay, I don't know why I keepdoing that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
It's the what Healthiest liquor.
Yeah, maybe get some Vitatequila.
Lisa Barlow has her own tequilacompany and for the fourth
night there we were, isn't she?
It's not a very good chair.
I would not recommend buying it.
This is a jewel.
You left the Allen wrench inthere.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Well, yeah, because it's specific for this chair, I
think.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
But I can't find the other knob.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Isn't lisa barlow a mormon?
Yeah, ma'am, yes, ma'am, she'sa bad mormon.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
She's, they're all bad mormons secret lives of
mormon wives and you know theywere pissed on that.
Oh my god, did you see that,andy cohen?
People were asking him about itand he was like I have no
comment, basically, on thesecret lives of mormon wives.
He's pissed, he's pissed.
He didn't think about that.
I'm excited for season two.
Did you ever watch that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
yeah, you watched it, yes but it was because it was
filmed over three years it was.
It was confusing to me andthere wasn't a lack of
cohesiveness, so I kind of lostinterest towards the end because
I was like what's going on?
These are just very disjointed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Oh, it's filmed over such a long period of time.
Yeah, it was a little jumpy.
It was a little like what'sgoing on?
All of a sudden they hate eachother.
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
And like the end, it's like they were like I think
they were like trying to pushthe aftermath of things that
happened years before and theywere like we don't care anymore,
I wouldn't either.
I don't care anymore, Iwouldn't either.
I don't care about things thathappened last week.
That's one thing about me.
I'm not gonna hold a grudge.
I'm gonna forget you existed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I don't, I'm not gonna remember I forgot that you
existed, so, billy I think wealso need to talk about the
guest screams oh yes, um.
So I was like, oh my, oh, myGod, we're going to hear guests.
Because she includes guests,which is her song with Charlie
X6.
And y'all know I've been on mybrat game.

(01:04:47):
I'm a brat when above that so,but not really so.
She plays that and she like,because the lasers have all been
like red and mostly blue andstuff, and all of a sudden it's
like brat green.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Pause for time, did you on the last episode of Salt
Lake city when Bronwyn goes?

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
we were trying to we were trying to have a brat
summer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Yes, in Salt Lake city.
Yes, of course I saw hermention it.
So good Did you get you gotcaught up, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
This is not the brat um, which, oh my god, people
love bronwyn.
Okay, I was talking about itwith mario today.
I think I can get lisa barlowon this podcast she's like she
doesn't fly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Coach, you think she'd be on this podcast?
Yes, but I don't think so.
I don't think we can get lisabarlow I'll have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
I'll have to do some work.
I'll have to do some leg work.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Maybe you can to do some legwork.
Maybe you can seduce herhusband.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I don't think that's the legwork I'll be doing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Say we won't tell Lisa if you get her on the
podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
She's like remind me again why I'm doing this podcast
.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Why am I here?

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
There's this guy who makes a lot of housewife content
, so maybe I need to startposting more housewife TikToks,
but he FaceTimes her all thetime.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Oh, okay, and like I've talked to her BFFs, I've
talked to her on multipleoccasions.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
So I just gotta keep pushing that, and then this will
become a full housewife podcast, and and then this will become
a full Housewife podcast and wewill have Sonia on here, we'll
have Phaedra, we'll have Lisa,we'll have all of them Nuts, so
anywho.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Oh my gosh, that was quite the noise.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Delusion at its finest.
Oh, I'm so excited becausetonight y'all the day we're
filming this tonight is theCharlie XCX on SNL Hosting and
musical guest.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I'm so excited because tonight y'all, the day
we're filming this tonight isthe charlie xx on snl hosting
and musical guest.
I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I love when it's a host and musical guest.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Yes, I feel like the a-list musical guest should be
the host by default oh yeah,always when chapel wasn't, I was
like what the feck?
Yeah anyways.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Good, we dropped that management team that was behind
that.
So I was like, oh my, becausewe knew the set list.
I had the set list pulled upand I was like, oh my god, it's
like guess it's coming up like.
And we had just been activelysobbing during skinny and tv and
power and the greatest, likewe're just sobbing yeah, she
kind of gave no time in betweenthe recovery time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
It's like going from tolerated to rep like truly, I
looked at, I looked at her and Isaid not like tolerated to
reputation flashbacks oh my god,there's two girls standing
behind us.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
They were like, oh my god, this is my heiress tour,
like she is my taylor ship.
They weren't singing the entiretime, like I think they're
saying like three songs.
The only time we like oceaneyes, yeah the only time we knew
that they were even back thereis when they were dropping shit
on marie yeah, they kept likeall their stuff kept flying all
over their fucking like phone isflying, their like bracelet and
shit, like mars exists, yoursand she's like, oh my god, I'm

(01:07:48):
so sorry I lost my tennisbracelet at madonna I know, not
on madonna that was an expensivebracelet you have to make a
sacrifice you know, that was thesacrifice to the queen life is
a mystery but yeah, guests cameon and, oh my god, immediately,
like I'm surprised I could talkthe next day the blood curdling

(01:08:10):
scream.
I'm sorry, headphone users,we're gonna put it in here.
Mom read it right, she wrotedown five steps ahead.
Okay, we need to get sorry,heather, you're gone like try
and come for my job.
Oh yeah, I was flipping out andyou could tell I was.

(01:08:31):
I was trying, I was gettinginto it because, like the rest
of it, I'm not really focusingthe camera, it's just like all
over the place.
But there's this clip of billy.
We're gonna have to put it inand I wish she would have done
this at the show.
Not that I would have reallyeven seen it, but during the
when she's singing, gets god,I'm getting a fluster and I'm
blushing.
She starts throwing the wateron people and, oh my god, if I

(01:08:54):
was in that crowd I would haveto leave.
I would.
I would have to excuse myselfbecause what the hell?
I don't know, she's just likeher water bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
I really wish she would have pulled the harry
styles like spit take.
Yes, that's just me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
I'm sorry, mom, um billy eilish.
And then she was in my dreamthe next, the next night billy's
been in a lot of girls' dreams.
Yeah, because I watched herchicken shop date.
Do you watch the chicken shopdate girl, amelia?
You've seen her.
What she's on YouTubes?

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
She's a blonde like the British woman who does the
dates with different artists andactors and a chicken shop shop
and they just do like a little,like funny little interview add
picture of chicken shop dategirl yeah, because everybody
needs to get on it it's reallygood.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
No idea what that is chicken shop date.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Yeah, what her?

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
oh, she just did one with elmo it's so cute, though
Rocco makes an appearance oh, isthat what that was?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
oh, my god, I saw that that was a TikTok sound and
it said Elmo is so Mary Cosbycoded and it was talking about.
I think we can get Mary.
Cosby on here no, I thinkthat's a far reach that's the
reach, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I can, at least we'll tell her we're a nice Christian
podcast.
I could probably get LisaBarlow.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
I could probably get erica jane like okay, did you
see her neck in the promo?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
her neck skinty god, it's, it's like it's got the,
it's the two lines yeah, it'sthe agedness, it's the ozempic
yeah y'all beware the Ozempic.
I mean, we just get ads for itlike one after another, after
another.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
When we were watching Salt Lake City last night,
because Heather's oh, they knowthe target audience it's.
Wagovi, there's a new one thatwe saw.
What was the other one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
I'm going to look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
There's another one.
It's like something, something.
There were three differentOzempic.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Weekly Injection GLP-1.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
And one was like 48 pound fat loss and the other one
was like 21 pound.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Let's be real.
People are losing like 100pounds on this shit.
Scary.
There's so many of them, mario,I don't know how you're gonna
find it yeah, I didn't realizehow many there actually were.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
It's a lot, but it definitely had a kitschy name.
It was like my way, orsomething like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Not the perfume, but something along those lines like
what the fuck bitch BillyEyelash that about?
Does it for us, brandon?
It's been like well over anhour.
Oh my god, we're at 11158.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Hello, make a wish.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
I think I'm having a stroke.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
It's almost a probably song time I was doing
it at work today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I was I would like say things and I was like that
didn't make sense, let me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Let me say this again oh, yeah, when I have my like
script that I use on people andthen I just say something and
I'm like I don't know why.
I said that I'm sorry, uh, Iwasn't, we weren't at that part.
What am I?
How many points am I at rightnow?
26 points.
This is not good.
Um, yeah, she's still on 1989,I think.
Let's see how we're doing onthe iPad one that one's.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
We've had some hits hits on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Brandon, let us let everyone know where you're from
and where people can find youwhile we check this you can find
me at.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Brandon botanicalcom Brandon Botanical on all socials
.
I just opened a blue sky.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Oh, that like new Twitter.
Thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Yeah, I did just make one, so BrandonBotanicalBlueSky
.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I'm already on threads, so we do have on the
iPad 143 points.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
I thought you said 143 and it almost died.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I'm sorry, that's not even possible at this point.
You can find me atNicoleArsonGroves on Instagram,
tiktok Threads, pinterest.
Mari, do you want people tofind you anywhere?
Nope, love y'all, love y'all.
Bye you.