May 28, 2024 • 27 mins
Ever showed up to a movie marathon wearing the one thing guaranteed to get you laughed out of the room? That's exactly how we kickstart this episode, setting the tone for an hour where you can expect your ribs to ache from laughter. Sit back and get comfy as we traverse the world of Elijah Craig Barrel Proof, a whiskey that's as rich in flavor as our conversation is in humor. From the moment you hear about the unexpected joys of the pregnancy calendar to the oddly pleasant whiff of a gas station, you'll be guided through the art of nosing and savoring this high-proof elixir, all while unraveling the mystery of who really owns those beloved barrels.
Now, hold onto your hospital gowns as we swap tales from the vasectomy vault. Yes, you read that right. If you've ever wondered what a consultation with a urologist who might be on the Asperger's spectrum feels like, you're about to find out - and it's as bizarre as it sounds. From the societal strangeness surrounding the snip-snip procedure to the post-op adventures that include choosing the perfect comfort movie, we leave no stone unturned. Join us for the kind of candid chat you only get when discussing over-prescribed pain meds and the hilarity of hobbling out of the clinic, all shared with the sincerity of someone who's been there, done that, and got the ice pack to prove it.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I mean, what do you wear to a sex?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
movie.
I actually I should have worn.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
I wore jeans, which was a major mistake.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That seems like a horrible idea.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Years ago, Did you ask them?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Or did they stop?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
it.
I don't know, it wouldn't havemattered.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
They probably told you, but once they said hey,
pick out your favorite movie.
You went through your catalogof movies.
Yeah, I was like ooh, whilethey were telling you the rest
of the instructions, like bringa movie, wear sweatpants, don't
ask any questions.
They probably warned you aboutall of this stuff and you heard
you could bring a movie.
Gosh, what movie would?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I like to bring.
I could do tommy boy, I couldprobably be more like what
marathon it's gonna be, a longtime it's gonna be a very long
time let me lord of the rings.
I'm gonna start with Lord ofthe.
Rings welcome to whiskey bitswith Matt and Phil, where we
talk all things whiskey and allthings comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You have a hat today, phil yeah, I was a little
subconscious about my hair, butit was good it was good, at
least you have hair dude.
What are, what are we?
Are you ready for this one?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I feel like you're very excited about it.
When you're excited, I'mexcited.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I have heard nothing but rave reviews about this one.
I've not tried very much.
Elijah Craig Okay, even thoughI love the story, the idea
behind this guy, elijah Craig, Ijust haven't found a whiskey
that I've really liked of theirs.
But I've heard such amazingthings about this.
(01:31):
Barrel proof.
Barrel proof.
Barrel proof 119 proof Okay,okay.
This one's aged 10 years 9months.
This is batch A124.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
10 years and a baby.
10 years and a baby.
10 years and a baby and a baby,although technically it's 10
months, but they don't tell youthat because nine months,
apparently, for some reason, isbetter.
Okay, continue, yeah.
Oh, because if you go 10 months, you're like forget it anyways
isn't it weeks anyway?
No, it's months well, no, no,nine months pregnant, yeah, but
they talk like it's in weeks.
(02:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Like I'm 727 weeks old.
We're not talking about age,we're talking about the
pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What would that even be?
It's probably way wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's probably like 20 or something it's like 38 weeks
, 37 weeks, 37 weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I don't know what it is 38.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Who knows, if you know, we're not asking that
question.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Barrel proof Barrel proof.
So this is Elijah Craig barrelproof, non-chill, filtered Right
From the Elijah Craigdistillery in Bardstown Kentucky
, bardstown Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
We should go visit some of these places.
We need to go visit these.
Now, who owns elijah craig?
Is it just elijah craig?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
that's the that's the thing, no other.
And do they have other brands?
Uh, great question no I don'tthink so, just their thing.
I don't think so.
We can fact check that we'llfact check ourselves.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We had to fact check everything we really should
everything we say I don't knownothing.
If you know nothing, I'm in bigtrouble, yeah all right, do you
want to smell it first?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I do.
I want to go right to drinkingit, I, I want to do the.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I like this, I like the, the one we tried where
madigan?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
oh it was just a waft .
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I want to waft it.
That's the step one.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
For me, it's a waft first yeah, you know, if I
remember correctly, he had alittle bit of a wider mouth
glass as well, and I think thattends to allow a little bit more
oxygen.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I mean, the wider the mouth you have, the better the
waft.
Really.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's true.
It's also the better you cansmell with an open mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's also very unfortunate if you have a stinky
friend.
I don't have a stinky friend Me, neither Am I the stinky friend
.
No, I don't stinky friend.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't have a stinky friend Me, neither Am I the
stinky friend.
No, I don't think so what dothey say?
There's a little bit of crazyin everybody's family, and if
you don't know who the crazyperson is in your family.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
it's probably you, I know it's me.
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
There's some fun little tones in here uh, you
know I'm getting.
I'm getting a lot of ethanolyeah, for sure it is a barrel
proof.
But 119.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I feel a little bit like I can break.
It's breaking through a littlebit, yeah like.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
so they say if you, if you whirl that around it
really kind of, you got to waita little bit and let it settle,
because that will release abunch of ethanol.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So let it settle a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I personally like to smell through the ethanol, but
if you're getting too much of it, just don't swirl it as much.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Is that kind of like when you go to the gas station?
You probably do, everybodyprobably does, but you fill your
gas up and then you take thething and you just smell the tip
of the yeah, you do that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Nope to you.
No, oh okay, why would you?
Even you know gasoline isgasoline.
Uh, if it had just a little bitmore corn it could be bourbon
Probably.
Don't try that at home or atmobile or Shell or whoever is
(05:16):
willing to sponsor this episode.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh, I got a little bit of beach Beachy Cool, I
wanted to say chlorine but thenthat really wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Chlorine's kind of like alcohol, isn't it?
It doesn't have that same sortof smell maybe, maybe.
No, it's sweet.
Yeah, I'm catching like somevanilla.
Yeah, I got a bunch of vanillaon this one.
Um, some toasty like, just somelike toasted, just toasted
stuff in there too, it doessmell very good Toasted almonds.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Toasted almonds.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Vanilla toasted almonds.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It smells good it does smell good.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, let's taste it.
I like that idea.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Ooh, mm Whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That one got me.
We had just had some waterright before this and I think
that like really cleared mypalate great mouthfeel.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So bam, great mouthfeel on this one.
Like it just has, like it justcoats your mouth.
Are you getting that or no?
What, oh my?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
gosh, I think, I think it's, I think it's coded
something, phil, I think I havegone brain dead this one's going
to continue to open up as wellas it sits.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I can already.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I can already sense that it's um and I hope you
continue to open up as we sitPhil.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Can we see how long the awkward silence will last?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's just an audio podcast, it's fine.
They'll be like did it turn off?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I'll see if we can get people to check to see if
it's going to turn off.
Did it pause.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I oh Can't, and that's why I like that story.
Never do that on the phone, ohcan't, and that's why I like
that story, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Never do that on the phone, only when I'm trying to
get off of it.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, when Amy's talking to you.
No, ooh, never, never.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Never do that, although I think she does it to
me in reverse.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, and that's okay .
Yeah, it's fine, this is Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
They're going to think we turned it off again.
No, sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm doing a tasting.
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I was just watching you taste it thinking to myself,
this will make an interestingpodcast me watching your
reaction.
That's the whole show.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, you taste and then I'll watch.
Okay, ready, okay, and thenI'll taste and then you watch
and it's just silence.
Oh man, but it's yeah, I meanyou don't say this about whiskey
, but you can just see the legs,the alcohol, like you're moving
slow yeah, well, it's the highproof.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's got a really good color to it as well.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's a really nice color too I like the bottle, I
really like the uh, the topper,the cork cork is nice, yeah, I
mean the wood like I canappreciate again the amount of
effort that goes into the wholepackage.
You know, to me it says a lotabout the quality that you see
in the outside.
It's very much like like that,you know, with the, that being
(08:29):
the jefferson sorry.
Yeah, the jefferson reserve hasthe, the wood cork top, yeah a
lot of them looks like the woodcork top.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
What's interesting to me is the way that this one
sits on top of the glass.
That mouth, it doesn't hangover.
You've got to really grip that.
Oh right, Really grip thatthing.
But yeah, it's Got to grip it.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Ten years, nine months, Tenyears and a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I like that Speaking of babies you know what Makes it
, so you can't have a baby.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
A vasectomy.
Oh my gosh, we were discussingwhat we were going to talk about
.
Hey Matt, every week.
Hey Matt, I got this whiskeyAwesome, I got a couple, oh my
God.
Okay, cool, we'll have whiskeyto talk about.
Yeah, this is good Among theplethora of other whiskeys that
(09:28):
you have and that I have.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And this is half of those are yours.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But okay.
Well, what joke topic are we?
What's the topic?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I don't know, I'm thinking something.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, and I have plenty of notes.
But I just felt like tonight itjust was the night to talk
about the snippity, snippity,snippity, snippity.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The old snip, snip, yeah, yeah.
Is that what it sounds like?
I don't know.
So where did this joke?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
come from.
Here's the thing.
So you got to talk about stuffthat people can relate to, and
so to me I'm not going to go,like you know, again, like we
talked about.
I don't do the overly sexualjokes, but to me this is funny
because it's like everyone'severyone, guys, you're freaked
(10:21):
out about it, right?
Uh, the girl's getting one.
That's not a girl, okay.
Uh, guys are freaked out aboutit, and I was too, and like, and
so it's like, because it's thisunknown, you hear story, the
only the only reference point ofreference men have of a
vasectomy is whatever somebodytold them and that's it, and so.
(10:44):
But I wouldn't, you know, I lookall the time for things to use
for a joke.
I'm always listening, I'malways going out in places and
meeting people and havingexperiences.
One out of ten times I'll havean experience and it'll turn
into a joke.
My Costco joke is that way Iwent in, I had an experience, I
(11:08):
came out and I wrote the joke inmy car and it's been my joke
for 16 years.
The vasectomy was thatexperience.
I wasn't going into it, lookingfor it to be that, it just was a
very strange, very strangething, like I'm pretty sure the
(11:28):
guy that did it has asperger'smaybe, I don't know.
Know, okay, so very competent,of course, like was very good at
.
Well, I don't know how to rateit.
I guess I'm alive and can still, anyways, so this is called
Whiskey Bits.
Ooh, yeah, we're now talkingabout the bits.
(11:51):
So you know, you go in andyou're like, oh, it's gonna be a
pinch, stick and a burn, okay,cool, or a stick pit, I don't
know whatever.
And then you'll be fine, pinchand a burn, pinch and a burn,
whatever it was.
No, there's a stick, stick,stick, pinch, burn, burn, okay,
die death on fire okay yeah, soyou go in, and I talked to the
(12:17):
doctor and like, okay, we didthe first thing.
I'm like all right, I'm goingto do this, this will be fine.
I got three kids.
We're good, all right.
There's something about, though, being a man Like I know you
could get it reversed, but likethere's just something about it.
It's like legs you know, andit's like they know something's
off and they get neutered.
(12:38):
It's like that's kind of if Ihad a tail it would have been it
would have been hanging downthere.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, well, yeah, I think their their experience
might be a little bit different.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I was told it was the same thing.
I mean, we went to aveterinarian because we thought
it'd be a little cheaper.
They said it's the sameprocedure.
And here you are.
They gave me a doggy bone whenit was all done and I was on my
way.
Maybe wear the cone, not aroundmy head.
Okay, anyways, moving on, dothey do that for dogs?
(13:14):
They make them wear the conearound them.
Could you imagine if they didthat for dogs?
They make them wear the coataround.
Could you imagine if they didthat for men?
Cone of shame, it's a cup.
It would not block a ball fromhitting you.
It would actually catch theball that you have to wear.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
This is going in a weird.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Gosh, we have so much time.
Where did you think we were wewere gonna go?
This is the thing, is thistopic?
So I'm like how?
So I've tried this joke before.
All right, I learned, hey,maybe don't do it to open the
show, good idea um, because it'sjust, they're not ready they're
not ready for it, you know no.
and so, uh, but I'm like I gottatell this story because I it
was an experience I had and itwas ridiculous.
And so the doctor, like I saidhe he was all all chatty, chatty
(13:59):
, chatty McChatterson beforehandand that's fine, but he was
like you know, the one thing hesaid to me is like I don't know,
maybe we were talking aboutlike dogs getting cats and dogs
getting spayed and or neuteredby Barker.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And he was like.
You know, if it were up to me,I would offer this as a free
service for mankind.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh, I was like yeah, well, you found your calling.
Okay, you found your callingthere, buddy, like he is like
bob barker's right hand man, butlike for people so he was
saying he was ready, he would.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
He would do vasectomies for free for the for
the For the good of mankind,for the good of humanity
Interesting.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't know.
I think he might be related toBill.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Gates, or something Did he?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
charge you for this.
I was a little pissed that hedid.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, I would be.
I was like, hello, you couldhave done this one for free,
hello.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Public service, Right , Come on.
So, Okay, it comes time for theprocedure.
All right, Go in.
Here's what they told mebeforehand.
They said I'm like, okay, Iwant to make sure that I'm going
to be prepared as much as Icould be.
So they're like hey, you knowwhat?
Here's what some people doBring your iPod, Bring your
(15:09):
headphones with some music, ormaybe watch a movie While the
procedure is going on.
You won't even notice, You'llbe numbed up, It'll be fine,
Like it'll keep your mind off it.
I'm like okay, that soundslegit, All right.
So I put like Star Wars on myphone and all this and I was
like all right, I'm going towatch Star Wars while this is
(15:31):
going on Interesting choice.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
There's lightsabers.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, which that?
Yeah, it wasn't Spaceballs, Iwasn't going to watch Spaceballs
.
So I get in there and like andso they put you I see your
Schwartz is as big as mine.
Okay, spaceballs reference.
Really it was.
It was.
I needed to make sure.
I said that because some peopleare like it.
What does it mean?
Is sports um?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
if you haven't seen space balls, go watch it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Watch it during your next yeah, watch it during your
vasectomy, it'll ruin it.
Uh, and so I get there and like, first of all, do we have to
hire the young, attractiveblonde nurse to be the one in
the room for this?
Like, can we not get the oldlady working the the cash
(16:21):
register?
Yeah, like it, or just evenanother dude, I would have been
fine, but like, oh my gosh, it'slike.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
This is not how I want to like and I know this
isn't how I want to go out I?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
yeah, this is not.
I don't have anything to prove,it's just ah, ah.
Yeah, I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
No, I get you.
So it was the anxiety level.
It just you know you go, you'relike okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What do we think we got to like be presentable in
this situation?
No, we're going in for asurgery.
you, you know and they don'tyeah no, but doctors and nurses,
they don't care, they see thesurgery.
Yeah, they, they see this stuffall the time.
It's not like they're like, ohwell, I'm gonna judge this dude,
but it's like, as a man, youstill feel like I gotta
represent myself, you know, andlike you can't when you're
laying there and they're aboutto chop some things.
Yeah and uh, so it was the, theyoung blonde intern, and then
(17:12):
it was helga iron fist, orwhatever the heck they call her,
and uh, she was the nurse, andthen it was the doctor, and so
he's literally the, the, theintern.
All she did is the doctor waslike, he's like, hey, can you
turn on led zeppelin for me?
thank you and then she juststood there in the corner like
(17:32):
that the whole time I'm not evenjoking, like and I was like,
okay, and then helga, iron fist,uh, pretty much the only thing
she did.
At one point he goes, hey, dome a favor.
Um, can you put your fingerright there for me?
Okay, good, like you're tying ashoe.
Can you hold that knot there?
Okay, we're good, all right.
(17:53):
And then he I, that's all.
I'm like, do we really needthree people in?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
here for this.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Anyways, I lay down, I'm on the thing before they
start and I'm like, okay, I'mgoing to turn my movie on, the
credits roll A long time ago Ina galaxy far, far away, you know
Star Wars.
And then pinch, and I'm like,okay, I can't do this, I can't.
(18:19):
You know, the ship's coming,ship's coming, and it's getting
bigger and bigger.
The ship's getting bigger andI'm like this is ruining Star
Wars for me.
I can't concentrate whilepeople are poking around in that
general region Vicinity,horrible, not a good idea.
I was like I can't concentrate.
(18:40):
And then, and of course, it'sextremely uncomfortable.
And here's the thing I learnedIf you're listening, watching,
and you're like, hey, what notto do?
Don't ask questions.
Don't ask questions, don'tconverse with the people in the
room, as far as you're concerned, there's nobody there and
you're in try to find your, yourhappy place, and it's not a
(19:03):
movie that you love, becauseit's going to get ruined.
Um, I couldn't even get throughthe logo and I was like this is
not gonna work.
But I was like again, I'm like,I want to make myself feel
comfortable.
I'm, I'm scared, you know.
I'm like so how do you know?
You know how you know?
I asked the doctor.
How do you know that you'regonna cut the right cord?
(19:27):
or whatever how you know you'regonna hit the right thing or do
the right thing, and he goes, ofcourse, you know being the the
uh straight laced, whatever itis the professional, the
professional position, orwhatever that he was he's like
oh well, let me tell you, heproceeds to grab a string or
whatever the heck it was, and islike you see, when I pull this,
(19:48):
you see how this moveseverything.
You see this, you see how he'slike this cord right here, this
as it moves everything, this isthe one we're going to be
cutting.
So you see that I'm like, oh mygosh, stop it.
I'm like that's going to bepainful later.
Meanwhile, he was like one ofthe Santa Clauses for the
(20:09):
Salvation Army Ding, ding, ding,ding, ding.
Put a penny in the bucket.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
If he would have had a bucket,I probably would have put like
10 pennies in, because he justkept going.
If I put pennies in, will youstop?
Because?
this is going to be painfullater.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh my goodness.
Well, at least he didn't pullon the one that Never mind.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
No, I mean, it's like that's.
I'm like, okay, cool Story overEnd.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Good, I get it.
Yeah, that's the one Cut it.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Let's go.
Oh my gosh, it was horrible.
That's the one.
Let's go.
Oh my gosh, it was horrible.
And then they like ask you, Ican't even.
The whole experience was just,it was just.
And then here's the cool thingthey wheel you out and you look
like you took a bazooka to thegroin and they take you up to
(21:00):
the counter and I got to sayI'm'm not gonna say where I got
it done, but maybe we should bea little more concerned about
just handing out pain meds.
Okay, because they're like ohyeah, here you go, take this
whole pack of whatever thevikadin or whatever it was and
I'm very aware of what happenswith vikin and for me did I ever
(21:23):
tell you that story?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
no, I think you might so vasectomy bad time.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Whatever, I got over it in two weeks yeah I'm a baby.
Uh, two weeks, that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, but it was still uncomfortable I thought
this was like a one or two daything.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh well, no, no, no, the vasectomy itself.
Oh, I forgot to say, you know,the, the intern yeah you, you
finish up, they have wrappedeverything up like a christmas
present and you know they don'tfully wrap it.
They don't put a bow on it oranything.
So it's like, oh, you know,like when you wrap a present and
the corner pokes through, uh,you know if it's a box and it
pokes through the wrapping paper.
That's basically how it is.
(22:02):
It's like, oh, you didn'tfinish.
So there I am, standing therelike an idiot and I'm standing
straight and she's bending downin front of me helping me pull
my pants up.
I'm like this is not how Ithought this was going to go.
It was not good.
(22:28):
So, vicodin, also, can wefinish?
When that happens, when you'rewrapping a Christmas present,
you cover it up.
Maybe we could have you know.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I mean I'm not trying to tell them.
You said pants up.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, yeah, but maybe with some extra wrapping Sure,
so it's not just like, yeah,hello there um, like sweatpants,
like that.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I mean, what do you wear to?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I actually I should have worn.
I wore jeans, which was a majormistake that seems like a
horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't know what I'm doing years did you ask them?
Or did they stop?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I don't know, it wouldn't have mattered they
probably told you.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
But once they said hey, pick out your favorite
movie.
You went through your catalogof movies while they were
telling you the rest of theinstructions, like bring a movie
, wear sweatpants, don't ask anyquestions.
They probably warned you aboutall of this stuff and instead
you heard you could bring amovie.
Gosh, what movie would?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I like to bring I could do.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Chommy boy, I could probably be more like what
marathon.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's gonna be a long time.
It's gonna be a very long time.
Let me lord of the rings.
I'm gonna start with lord ofthe rings.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh, no, and then a ring oh, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Journey I don't want to go through a journey while
I'm going through a journey, youcould do iron man, but that's
not a pushable anymore, notreally really feeling like Iron
man.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Right, right, you could do Batman, but, like I
mean, you're not going to betalking in a deeper voice.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I'm not going to be talking in that deep voice.
No, I might as well do Pee WeeHerman.
I think that's what it is.
Yeah, pee Wee Herman, it'll bebig time.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
So any questions for us, matt, nope, no, I'm good.
What did you say after movie?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, just read the pamphlet.
Yeah, I didn't read that.
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Quick story yeah, tell me about the Vicodin.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
So hold on let's say something.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'm getting a Do you really like.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, I do, I actually remember.
What do you think?
No, I think now I got a littlebit of that corn husk again.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
A little bit of corn.
Okay yeah, there's definitelycorn in this Also.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, I get you, man, it's really good.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, it is, it has, it's got a rich flavor.
It does.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's not one I can, it's robust, I can't.
It's going to take a while,yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You really have to sip on this one and enjoy it.
Much like Viking, much likeViking.
Okay, last one, yeah, yeah, doit, we're running out of time.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So I had gotten wisdom teeth out because of how
it was.
My stepmom picked me up, got methe Viking and in the thing it
says because I'm very careful.
It says but I'm in college andI don't know what I'm doing.
Careful for college?
No, I.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Careful for college, right by myself.
And so it says take one everyfour hours as needed for pain.
Okay, so I'm like cool, I justgot my teeth freaking ripped out
of my face.
Yeah, I'll take one every fourhours for like two or three days
.
Oh, I was high as a kite, I,madison.
(25:22):
We watched a movie.
Apparently I don't have any.
I have no recollection of themovie.
I do remember, like being atchurch once and just being like
and then she like put me in thecar, he corked out, but I the
the, the way I I was self-awaresomehow is.
I remember laying on my couchand trying to sit up and being
(25:43):
like huh, I can't sit up.
I think I should probably stoptaking this stuff.
And they're like yeah, you werehigh on Vicodin, dude, idiot.
Well, that's awesome I can'tbelieve I'm still alive.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Did you need much Vicodin after the vasectomy, or
I?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I took some, but it was more tylenol, ibuprofen,
because I didn't want to youknow, do that again.
I learned my lesson yeah, butI'd probably still be on vikinin
now if I didn't go through thatexperience the v's in life.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The v's in life, yep.
Well, thanks for sharing.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
That was a lot of fun that was fun uh, till next time
, till yeah I gotta recover fromthe reliving that surgery.
We all have to recover from ithe could skip this episode.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
If you need to, don't mind me, we'll put a disclaimer
at the front end yeah, nexttime on whiskey bits here's what
we're gonna do.
I didn't notice there were two.
We're gonna do a littlecomparison.
Okay, all right in this corner.
Okay, we have new riff singlebarrel, barrel proof.
(26:57):
Selection from bub city, bubcity pick.
Single barrel, single barrel,barrel proof.
In this corner we have benny'ssame idea single barrel.
This is yep single barrel,barrel proof.
This one's at 114.4.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh my goodness, it's, a 0.5 difference.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yep 0.5.
Exactly 0.5.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Math, math's good, not just a pretty face, phil.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, you're a bald head.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Hey, thanks for tuning in to Whiskey Bits.
Please like, share andsubscribe wherever you watch or
listen to podcasts.
I mean, what do you wear to a sex?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
movie.
I actually I should have worn.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
I wore jeans, which was a major mistake.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That seems like a horrible idea.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Years ago, Did you ask them?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Or did they stop?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
it.
I don't know, it wouldn't havemattered.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
They probably told you, but once they said hey,
pick out your favorite movie.
You went through your catalogof movies.
Yeah, I was like ooh, whilethey were telling you the rest
of the instructions, like bringa movie, wear sweatpants, don't
ask any questions.
They probably warned you aboutall of this stuff and you heard
you could bring a movie.
Gosh, what movie would?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I like to bring.
I could do tommy boy, I couldprobably be more like what
marathon it's gonna be, a longtime it's gonna be a very long
time let me lord of the rings.
I'm gonna start with Lord ofthe.
Rings welcome to whiskey bitswith Matt and Phil, where we
talk all things whiskey and allthings comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You have a hat today, phil yeah, I was a little
subconscious about my hair, butit was good it was good, at
least you have hair dude.
What are, what are we?
Are you ready for this one?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I feel like you're very excited about it.
When you're excited, I'mexcited.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I have heard nothing but rave reviews about this one.
I've not tried very much.
Elijah Craig Okay, even thoughI love the story, the idea
behind this guy, elijah Craig, Ijust haven't found a whiskey
that I've really liked of theirs.
But I've heard such amazingthings about this.
(01:31):
Barrel proof.
Barrel proof.
Barrel proof 119 proof Okay,okay.
This one's aged 10 years 9months.
This is batch A124.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
10 years and a baby.
10 years and a baby.
10 years and a baby and a baby,although technically it's 10
months, but they don't tell youthat because nine months,
apparently, for some reason, isbetter.
Okay, continue, yeah.
Oh, because if you go 10 months, you're like forget it anyways
isn't it weeks anyway?
No, it's months well, no, no,nine months pregnant, yeah, but
they talk like it's in weeks.
(02:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Like I'm 727 weeks old.
We're not talking about age,we're talking about the
pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What would that even be?
It's probably way wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's probably like 20 or something it's like 38 weeks
, 37 weeks, 37 weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I don't know what it is 38.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Who knows, if you know, we're not asking that
question.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Barrel proof Barrel proof.
So this is Elijah Craig barrelproof, non-chill, filtered Right
From the Elijah Craigdistillery in Bardstown Kentucky
, bardstown Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
We should go visit some of these places.
We need to go visit these.
Now, who owns elijah craig?
Is it just elijah craig?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
that's the that's the thing, no other.
And do they have other brands?
Uh, great question no I don'tthink so, just their thing.
I don't think so.
We can fact check that we'llfact check ourselves.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We had to fact check everything we really should
everything we say I don't knownothing.
If you know nothing, I'm in bigtrouble, yeah all right, do you
want to smell it first?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I do.
I want to go right to drinkingit, I, I want to do the.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I like this, I like the, the one we tried where
madigan?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
oh it was just a waft .
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I want to waft it.
That's the step one.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
For me, it's a waft first yeah, you know, if I
remember correctly, he had alittle bit of a wider mouth
glass as well, and I think thattends to allow a little bit more
oxygen.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I mean, the wider the mouth you have, the better the
waft.
Really.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's true.
It's also the better you cansmell with an open mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's also very unfortunate if you have a stinky
friend.
I don't have a stinky friend Me, neither Am I the stinky friend
.
No, I don't stinky friend.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't have a stinky friend Me, neither Am I the
stinky friend.
No, I don't think so what dothey say?
There's a little bit of crazyin everybody's family, and if
you don't know who the crazyperson is in your family.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
it's probably you, I know it's me.
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
There's some fun little tones in here uh, you
know I'm getting.
I'm getting a lot of ethanolyeah, for sure it is a barrel
proof.
But 119.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I feel a little bit like I can break.
It's breaking through a littlebit, yeah like.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
so they say if you, if you whirl that around it
really kind of, you got to waita little bit and let it settle,
because that will release abunch of ethanol.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So let it settle a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I personally like to smell through the ethanol, but
if you're getting too much of it, just don't swirl it as much.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Is that kind of like when you go to the gas station?
You probably do, everybodyprobably does, but you fill your
gas up and then you take thething and you just smell the tip
of the yeah, you do that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Nope to you.
No, oh okay, why would you?
Even you know gasoline isgasoline.
Uh, if it had just a little bitmore corn it could be bourbon
Probably.
Don't try that at home or atmobile or Shell or whoever is
(05:16):
willing to sponsor this episode.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh, I got a little bit of beach Beachy Cool, I
wanted to say chlorine but thenthat really wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Chlorine's kind of like alcohol, isn't it?
It doesn't have that same sortof smell maybe, maybe.
No, it's sweet.
Yeah, I'm catching like somevanilla.
Yeah, I got a bunch of vanillaon this one.
Um, some toasty like, just somelike toasted, just toasted
stuff in there too, it doessmell very good Toasted almonds.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Toasted almonds.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Vanilla toasted almonds.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It smells good it does smell good.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, let's taste it.
I like that idea.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Ooh, mm Whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That one got me.
We had just had some waterright before this and I think
that like really cleared mypalate great mouthfeel.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So bam, great mouthfeel on this one.
Like it just has, like it justcoats your mouth.
Are you getting that or no?
What, oh my?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
gosh, I think, I think it's, I think it's coded
something, phil, I think I havegone brain dead this one's going
to continue to open up as wellas it sits.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I can already.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I can already sense that it's um and I hope you
continue to open up as we sitPhil.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Can we see how long the awkward silence will last?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's just an audio podcast, it's fine.
They'll be like did it turn off?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I'll see if we can get people to check to see if
it's going to turn off.
Did it pause.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I oh Can't, and that's why I like that story.
Never do that on the phone, ohcan't, and that's why I like
that story, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Never do that on the phone, only when I'm trying to
get off of it.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, when Amy's talking to you.
No, ooh, never, never.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Never do that, although I think she does it to
me in reverse.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, and that's okay .
Yeah, it's fine, this is Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
They're going to think we turned it off again.
No, sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm doing a tasting.
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I was just watching you taste it thinking to myself,
this will make an interestingpodcast me watching your
reaction.
That's the whole show.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, you taste and then I'll watch.
Okay, ready, okay, and thenI'll taste and then you watch
and it's just silence.
Oh man, but it's yeah, I meanyou don't say this about whiskey
, but you can just see the legs,the alcohol, like you're moving
slow yeah, well, it's the highproof.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's got a really good color to it as well.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's a really nice color too I like the bottle, I
really like the uh, the topper,the cork cork is nice, yeah, I
mean the wood like I canappreciate again the amount of
effort that goes into the wholepackage.
You know, to me it says a lotabout the quality that you see
in the outside.
It's very much like like that,you know, with the, that being
(08:29):
the jefferson sorry.
Yeah, the jefferson reserve hasthe, the wood cork top, yeah a
lot of them looks like the woodcork top.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
What's interesting to me is the way that this one
sits on top of the glass.
That mouth, it doesn't hangover.
You've got to really grip that.
Oh right, Really grip thatthing.
But yeah, it's Got to grip it.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Ten years, nine months, Tenyears and a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I like that Speaking of babies you know what Makes it
, so you can't have a baby.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
A vasectomy.
Oh my gosh, we were discussingwhat we were going to talk about
.
Hey Matt, every week.
Hey Matt, I got this whiskeyAwesome, I got a couple, oh my
God.
Okay, cool, we'll have whiskeyto talk about.
Yeah, this is good Among theplethora of other whiskeys that
(09:28):
you have and that I have.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And this is half of those are yours.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But okay.
Well, what joke topic are we?
What's the topic?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I don't know, I'm thinking something.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, and I have plenty of notes.
But I just felt like tonight itjust was the night to talk
about the snippity, snippity,snippity, snippity.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The old snip, snip, yeah, yeah.
Is that what it sounds like?
I don't know.
So where did this joke?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
come from.
Here's the thing.
So you got to talk about stuffthat people can relate to, and
so to me I'm not going to go,like you know, again, like we
talked about.
I don't do the overly sexualjokes, but to me this is funny
because it's like everyone'severyone, guys, you're freaked
(10:21):
out about it, right?
Uh, the girl's getting one.
That's not a girl, okay.
Uh, guys are freaked out aboutit, and I was too, and like, and
so it's like, because it's thisunknown, you hear story, the
only the only reference point ofreference men have of a
vasectomy is whatever somebodytold them and that's it, and so.
(10:44):
But I wouldn't, you know, I lookall the time for things to use
for a joke.
I'm always listening, I'malways going out in places and
meeting people and havingexperiences.
One out of ten times I'll havean experience and it'll turn
into a joke.
My Costco joke is that way Iwent in, I had an experience, I
(11:08):
came out and I wrote the joke inmy car and it's been my joke
for 16 years.
The vasectomy was thatexperience.
I wasn't going into it, lookingfor it to be that, it just was a
very strange, very strangething, like I'm pretty sure the
(11:28):
guy that did it has asperger'smaybe, I don't know.
Know, okay, so very competent,of course, like was very good at
.
Well, I don't know how to rateit.
I guess I'm alive and can still, anyways, so this is called
Whiskey Bits.
Ooh, yeah, we're now talkingabout the bits.
(11:51):
So you know, you go in andyou're like, oh, it's gonna be a
pinch, stick and a burn, okay,cool, or a stick pit, I don't
know whatever.
And then you'll be fine, pinchand a burn, pinch and a burn,
whatever it was.
No, there's a stick, stick,stick, pinch, burn, burn, okay,
die death on fire okay yeah, soyou go in, and I talked to the
(12:17):
doctor and like, okay, we didthe first thing.
I'm like all right, I'm goingto do this, this will be fine.
I got three kids.
We're good, all right.
There's something about, though, being a man Like I know you
could get it reversed, but likethere's just something about it.
It's like legs you know, andit's like they know something's
off and they get neutered.
(12:38):
It's like that's kind of if Ihad a tail it would have been it
would have been hanging downthere.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, well, yeah, I think their their experience
might be a little bit different.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I was told it was the same thing.
I mean, we went to aveterinarian because we thought
it'd be a little cheaper.
They said it's the sameprocedure.
And here you are.
They gave me a doggy bone whenit was all done and I was on my
way.
Maybe wear the cone, not aroundmy head.
Okay, anyways, moving on, dothey do that for dogs?
(13:14):
They make them wear the conearound them.
Could you imagine if they didthat for dogs?
They make them wear the coataround.
Could you imagine if they didthat for men?
Cone of shame, it's a cup.
It would not block a ball fromhitting you.
It would actually catch theball that you have to wear.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
This is going in a weird.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Gosh, we have so much time.
Where did you think we were wewere gonna go?
This is the thing, is thistopic?
So I'm like how?
So I've tried this joke before.
All right, I learned, hey,maybe don't do it to open the
show, good idea um, because it'sjust, they're not ready they're
not ready for it, you know no.
and so, uh, but I'm like I gottatell this story because I it
was an experience I had and itwas ridiculous.
And so the doctor, like I saidhe he was all all chatty, chatty
(13:59):
, chatty McChatterson beforehandand that's fine, but he was
like you know, the one thing hesaid to me is like I don't know,
maybe we were talking aboutlike dogs getting cats and dogs
getting spayed and or neuteredby Barker.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And he was like.
You know, if it were up to me,I would offer this as a free
service for mankind.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh, I was like yeah, well, you found your calling.
Okay, you found your callingthere, buddy, like he is like
bob barker's right hand man, butlike for people so he was
saying he was ready, he would.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
He would do vasectomies for free for the for
the For the good of mankind,for the good of humanity
Interesting.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't know.
I think he might be related toBill.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Gates, or something Did he?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
charge you for this.
I was a little pissed that hedid.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, I would be.
I was like, hello, you couldhave done this one for free,
hello.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Public service, Right , Come on.
So, Okay, it comes time for theprocedure.
All right, Go in.
Here's what they told mebeforehand.
They said I'm like, okay, Iwant to make sure that I'm going
to be prepared as much as Icould be.
So they're like hey, you knowwhat?
Here's what some people doBring your iPod, Bring your
(15:09):
headphones with some music, ormaybe watch a movie While the
procedure is going on.
You won't even notice, You'llbe numbed up, It'll be fine,
Like it'll keep your mind off it.
I'm like okay, that soundslegit, All right.
So I put like Star Wars on myphone and all this and I was
like all right, I'm going towatch Star Wars while this is
(15:31):
going on Interesting choice.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
There's lightsabers.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, which that?
Yeah, it wasn't Spaceballs, Iwasn't going to watch Spaceballs
.
So I get in there and like andso they put you I see your
Schwartz is as big as mine.
Okay, spaceballs reference.
Really it was.
It was.
I needed to make sure.
I said that because some peopleare like it.
What does it mean?
Is sports um?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
if you haven't seen space balls, go watch it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Watch it during your next yeah, watch it during your
vasectomy, it'll ruin it.
Uh, and so I get there and like, first of all, do we have to
hire the young, attractiveblonde nurse to be the one in
the room for this?
Like, can we not get the oldlady working the the cash
(16:21):
register?
Yeah, like it, or just evenanother dude, I would have been
fine, but like, oh my gosh, it'slike.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
This is not how I want to like and I know this
isn't how I want to go out I?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
yeah, this is not.
I don't have anything to prove,it's just ah, ah.
Yeah, I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
No, I get you.
So it was the anxiety level.
It just you know you go, you'relike okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What do we think we got to like be presentable in
this situation?
No, we're going in for asurgery.
you, you know and they don'tyeah no, but doctors and nurses,
they don't care, they see thesurgery.
Yeah, they, they see this stuffall the time.
It's not like they're like, ohwell, I'm gonna judge this dude,
but it's like, as a man, youstill feel like I gotta
represent myself, you know, andlike you can't when you're
laying there and they're aboutto chop some things.
Yeah and uh, so it was the, theyoung blonde intern, and then
(17:12):
it was helga iron fist, orwhatever the heck they call her,
and uh, she was the nurse, andthen it was the doctor, and so
he's literally the, the, theintern.
All she did is the doctor waslike, he's like, hey, can you
turn on led zeppelin for me?
thank you and then she juststood there in the corner like
(17:32):
that the whole time I'm not evenjoking, like and I was like,
okay, and then helga, iron fist,uh, pretty much the only thing
she did.
At one point he goes, hey, dome a favor.
Um, can you put your fingerright there for me?
Okay, good, like you're tying ashoe.
Can you hold that knot there?
Okay, we're good, all right.
(17:53):
And then he I, that's all.
I'm like, do we really needthree people in?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
here for this.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Anyways, I lay down, I'm on the thing before they
start and I'm like, okay, I'mgoing to turn my movie on, the
credits roll A long time ago Ina galaxy far, far away, you know
Star Wars.
And then pinch, and I'm like,okay, I can't do this, I can't.
(18:19):
You know, the ship's coming,ship's coming, and it's getting
bigger and bigger.
The ship's getting bigger andI'm like this is ruining Star
Wars for me.
I can't concentrate whilepeople are poking around in that
general region Vicinity,horrible, not a good idea.
I was like I can't concentrate.
(18:40):
And then, and of course, it'sextremely uncomfortable.
And here's the thing I learnedIf you're listening, watching,
and you're like, hey, what notto do?
Don't ask questions.
Don't ask questions, don'tconverse with the people in the
room, as far as you're concerned, there's nobody there and
you're in try to find your, yourhappy place, and it's not a
(19:03):
movie that you love, becauseit's going to get ruined.
Um, I couldn't even get throughthe logo and I was like this is
not gonna work.
But I was like again, I'm like,I want to make myself feel
comfortable.
I'm, I'm scared, you know.
I'm like so how do you know?
You know how you know?
I asked the doctor.
How do you know that you'regonna cut the right cord?
(19:27):
or whatever how you know you'regonna hit the right thing or do
the right thing, and he goes, ofcourse, you know being the the
uh straight laced, whatever itis the professional, the
professional position, orwhatever that he was he's like
oh well, let me tell you, heproceeds to grab a string or
whatever the heck it was, and islike you see, when I pull this,
(19:48):
you see how this moveseverything.
You see this, you see how he'slike this cord right here, this
as it moves everything, this isthe one we're going to be
cutting.
So you see that I'm like, oh mygosh, stop it.
I'm like that's going to bepainful later.
Meanwhile, he was like one ofthe Santa Clauses for the
(20:09):
Salvation Army Ding, ding, ding,ding, ding.
Put a penny in the bucket.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
If he would have had a bucket,I probably would have put like
10 pennies in, because he justkept going.
If I put pennies in, will youstop?
Because?
this is going to be painfullater.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh my goodness.
Well, at least he didn't pullon the one that Never mind.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
No, I mean, it's like that's.
I'm like, okay, cool Story overEnd.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Good, I get it.
Yeah, that's the one Cut it.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Let's go.
Oh my gosh, it was horrible.
That's the one.
Let's go.
Oh my gosh, it was horrible.
And then they like ask you, Ican't even.
The whole experience was just,it was just.
And then here's the cool thingthey wheel you out and you look
like you took a bazooka to thegroin and they take you up to
(21:00):
the counter and I got to sayI'm'm not gonna say where I got
it done, but maybe we should bea little more concerned about
just handing out pain meds.
Okay, because they're like ohyeah, here you go, take this
whole pack of whatever thevikadin or whatever it was and
I'm very aware of what happenswith vikin and for me did I ever
(21:23):
tell you that story?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
no, I think you might so vasectomy bad time.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Whatever, I got over it in two weeks yeah I'm a baby.
Uh, two weeks, that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, but it was still uncomfortable I thought
this was like a one or two daything.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh well, no, no, no, the vasectomy itself.
Oh, I forgot to say, you know,the, the intern yeah you, you
finish up, they have wrappedeverything up like a christmas
present and you know they don'tfully wrap it.
They don't put a bow on it oranything.
So it's like, oh, you know,like when you wrap a present and
the corner pokes through, uh,you know if it's a box and it
pokes through the wrapping paper.
That's basically how it is.
(22:02):
It's like, oh, you didn'tfinish.
So there I am, standing therelike an idiot and I'm standing
straight and she's bending downin front of me helping me pull
my pants up.
I'm like this is not how Ithought this was going to go.
It was not good.
(22:28):
So, vicodin, also, can wefinish?
When that happens, when you'rewrapping a Christmas present,
you cover it up.
Maybe we could have you know.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I mean I'm not trying to tell them.
You said pants up.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, yeah, but maybe with some extra wrapping Sure,
so it's not just like, yeah,hello there um, like sweatpants,
like that.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I mean, what do you wear to?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I actually I should have worn.
I wore jeans, which was a majormistake that seems like a
horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't know what I'm doing years did you ask them?
Or did they stop?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I don't know, it wouldn't have mattered they
probably told you.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
But once they said hey, pick out your favorite
movie.
You went through your catalogof movies while they were
telling you the rest of theinstructions, like bring a movie
, wear sweatpants, don't ask anyquestions.
They probably warned you aboutall of this stuff and instead
you heard you could bring amovie.
Gosh, what movie would?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I like to bring I could do.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Chommy boy, I could probably be more like what
marathon.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's gonna be a long time.
It's gonna be a very long time.
Let me lord of the rings.
I'm gonna start with lord ofthe rings.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh, no, and then a ring oh, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Journey I don't want to go through a journey while
I'm going through a journey, youcould do iron man, but that's
not a pushable anymore, notreally really feeling like Iron
man.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Right, right, you could do Batman, but, like I
mean, you're not going to betalking in a deeper voice.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I'm not going to be talking in that deep voice.
No, I might as well do Pee WeeHerman.
I think that's what it is.
Yeah, pee Wee Herman, it'll bebig time.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
So any questions for us, matt, nope, no, I'm good.
What did you say after movie?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, just read the pamphlet.
Yeah, I didn't read that.
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Quick story yeah, tell me about the Vicodin.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
So hold on let's say something.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'm getting a Do you really like.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, I do, I actually remember.
What do you think?
No, I think now I got a littlebit of that corn husk again.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
A little bit of corn.
Okay yeah, there's definitelycorn in this Also.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, I get you, man, it's really good.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, it is, it has, it's got a rich flavor.
It does.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's not one I can, it's robust, I can't.
It's going to take a while,yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You really have to sip on this one and enjoy it.
Much like Viking, much likeViking.
Okay, last one, yeah, yeah, doit, we're running out of time.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So I had gotten wisdom teeth out because of how
it was.
My stepmom picked me up, got methe Viking and in the thing it
says because I'm very careful.
It says but I'm in college andI don't know what I'm doing.
Careful for college?
No, I.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Careful for college, right by myself.
And so it says take one everyfour hours as needed for pain.
Okay, so I'm like cool, I justgot my teeth freaking ripped out
of my face.
Yeah, I'll take one every fourhours for like two or three days
.
Oh, I was high as a kite, I,madison.
(25:22):
We watched a movie.
Apparently I don't have any.
I have no recollection of themovie.
I do remember, like being atchurch once and just being like
and then she like put me in thecar, he corked out, but I the
the, the way I I was self-awaresomehow is.
I remember laying on my couchand trying to sit up and being
(25:43):
like huh, I can't sit up.
I think I should probably stoptaking this stuff.
And they're like yeah, you werehigh on Vicodin, dude, idiot.
Well, that's awesome I can'tbelieve I'm still alive.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Did you need much Vicodin after the vasectomy, or
I?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I took some, but it was more tylenol, ibuprofen,
because I didn't want to youknow, do that again.
I learned my lesson yeah, butI'd probably still be on vikinin
now if I didn't go through thatexperience the v's in life.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The v's in life, yep.
Well, thanks for sharing.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
That was a lot of fun that was fun uh, till next time
, till yeah I gotta recover fromthe reliving that surgery.
We all have to recover from ithe could skip this episode.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
If you need to, don't mind me, we'll put a disclaimer
at the front end yeah, nexttime on whiskey bits here's what
we're gonna do.
I didn't notice there were two.
We're gonna do a littlecomparison.
Okay, all right in this corner.
Okay, we have new riff singlebarrel, barrel proof.
(26:57):
Selection from bub city, bubcity pick.
Single barrel, single barrel,barrel proof.
In this corner we have benny'ssame idea single barrel.
This is yep single barrel,barrel proof.
This one's at 114.4.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh my goodness, it's, a 0.5 difference.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yep 0.5.
Exactly 0.5.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Math, math's good, not just a pretty face, phil.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, you're a bald head.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
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