March 4, 2025 • 42 mins
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Join us as we embark on an invigorating journey through the captivating world of coffee, shedding light on everything from brewing techniques to rich lore that shapes our favorite drinks. The latest episode of Whiskey Bits delves into the heart of coffee culture, where every sip reveals a story waiting to be told. Whether you're a long-time enthusiast or just starting your journey, the episode is packed with delightful insights and humor that will resonate with anyone who enjoys a good cup.
We explore the fascinating techniques behind creating the perfect brew, highlighting the use of an AeroPress and the science of brewing at the right temperature. But the conversation doesn’t stop there. We dig into the unexpected connection between coffee and bourbon, only to find that the myths surrounding "bourbon coffee" are much more complex than they seem. With laughter, we muse over the phenomenon of "monkey poop coffee," unveiling the quirky side of coffee that often goes unspoken.
Get ready to redefine your morning routine as we challenge the notions of what makes a coffee experience worthwhile. By the end, you'll have a newfound appreciation for your next cup and perhaps a smile at the unexpected moments we shared. Tune in, sip your favorite brew, and join us in the conversation — we'd love to hear about your own coffee adventures! Don't forget to subscribe, share, and leave a review to support our show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Matt.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What's up, phil?
You see what we have here.
J-balls, it's your one Damn.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I used it up right at the beginning.
Yeah, you used it way too early.
J-b yeah, jared, this is goingto be in the back of your brain
the whole time.
I'm regretting it Just one moreyou know what I'll give you one
more.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, alright, I'll save it for later.
One more that sounds great.
Yeah, Listeners, this is theJared that you may have heard of
in previous episodes.
He is our good friend andcoffee lover.
He is one of the most well-readand smartest people I know.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
He also is good at reading.
He's also good at reading.
They go together.
Yeah To be, well-read.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It helps if you can read.
Yeah, thank you for explainingit, matt, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Next time on Whiskey Bits, the first step to being
well-read.
Can you read?
Can you read?
That's right, if you can read,you can be well-read.
Okay, I'm learning a lotalready, that's awesome.
That's good.
Welcome to Whiskey Bits with.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Matt and Phil, where we talk all things whiskey and
all things comedy.
This is a special episodebecause you love coffee in the
way that we love bourbon.
Yeah, so we wanted to have youon to talk to you about some of
the amazing coffee techniquesthat we just witnessed.
You can walk us through.
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was like watching a rocket liftoff.
You know, was that not a goodanalogy?
No, it was kind of the oppositeof a rocket lift off.
You know, was that not a goodanalogy?
No, it was kind of the oppositeof a rocket.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, that's right, in fact it takes pushing down.
Oh, that's yeah, it's okay.
There was physics, but it wasreverse propulsion yeah, that's
funny, yeah, it's okay but youbrought this coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What is this?
I brought this coffee for areason.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You said I brought it for a reason except it was the
wrong reason.
So I I thought it would workreally well, because you guys
love bourbon, right Like I lovecoffee.
Yes, hopefully not to the placeof like.
I drink it at work a lot, sohopefully that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, yeah, it's the exact.
Yeah, same thing, same exact.
That explains some things.
Yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's why Phil's golf game is just horrible.
I thought it was work becauseColombia.
So I was like dude, this islike it's aged in a bourbon
barrel, which is a thing.
And I think like a month or twoago I even sent a text to you
guys saying like you should trythis out, yeah, but I kind of
direct you the wrong way becauseit's not actually aged in a
(02:15):
bourbon barrel, jared, which Ithink Phil and his kindness
realized that because he's likeit's good, but I could tell that
there's something there he knew, but he was just too nice to me
wait.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's good he drank it already tonight.
No, this was like two monthsago.
You drank it two months ago.
Yeah, I have been waiting.
You have not.
I bought three bags and havewaited no, there's my bag.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I made jared bring his gas and I did everything.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's about right, yep that captures
our relationship for the last 20years.
Can I borrow some coffee?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
from you.
I have three bags of coffee.
So and I was telling the guysbefore we started to roll here
is that this actually is calledbourbon because it comes from an
area in Ethiopia called Bourbon, Ethiopia.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
What.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And then it somehow made its way over to Colombia,
and they don't know how, in thelast couple of years.
They're confused.
They are confused and I'm likewho are these people?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
that that's their job yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
But they don't know how it got there, but it's doing
super well, and the fruit ofthe berry is pink, and so it's
pink bourbon, okay, has zero todo with it.
But the thing that the reasonit worked is that it made it so
that we didn't have to do thisat night time and during the
morning, like it's morning timethis is the only way we can make
it work, because it somehow hada connection to bourbon, even
(03:32):
though it really didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I thought you were like making coffee from staying
up late.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh yeah which is you go to bed at jared's in bed.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What like an hour.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's nine o'clock I already got an hour.
It's Yep, I'm already gettingclose, yeah, so this is actually
pretty late for me to bedrinking coffee, so Normally
it's at 4 am, it's true.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Is it really 4 am?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, that's my first cup is in the 4 o'clock hour.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah should we?
So it's pink.
The berries are pink beforethey get.
Yeah, isn't that what we?
The cherry berry, that we setit off?
Yeah, it's a berry.
It's a berry.
Yeah, okay, it's not a cherry.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's not that it's a different fruit.
This isn't the monkey poocoffee.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, okay, no but that is a real thing.
That's a real thing.
You were really excited abouttalking about monkey poop as
well, so well, you know, I welljust you talked about yeah, in
general.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Monkey poop, yeah, um , but I do want to ask you about
the monkey poo coffee at somepoint Sure, yeah, Because I
don't understand Like I want toget it right.
Yeah, later.
You're saving that one justlike the other.
I'm going to save that.
When I say J-Balls, it's likedang it, can I get a third?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Can I have a third?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
At this point as much as you want to, so whatever I
do, hey, cheers Matt, here we go.
Oh, thank you, here we go.
That's good, oh Well, on thenose.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh, we should nose it .
Let's nose it, I'm gettingcoffee bean.
I get a lot of fruit.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Are you Kentucky chewing thecoffee?
Isn't that burning the room foryour mouth?
You can, you can this is?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
it's been sitting for a little bit, so it's a little
cooler.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Holy mother yeah that is really good.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I know You're welcome .
Ooh, it's very thank you.
I know it was in no monkeybutts either.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No monkey butts to get to this flavor.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
See it proves, you don't need to uh, I get a lot of
fruit I get oh yeah, there's alot of fruit in there.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Uh, which fruits?
I'm not sure I do like there's.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
There's some cherry, but like some tart berry yeah
just getting tart.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Probably that pink, that pink berry, probably that
pink yeah it helps that it's inthe title, but that is what
people say with it oh, is ityeah oh yeah berry.
Huh, pink, tart, pink, oh, thepink berry.
So yeah, uh, that's why peoplelove this one is that there's a
lot of those fruity flavors.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's more of a blueberry, more of a blueberry
to me.
You were right.
We should do coffee instead ofbourbon at nine in the morning.
Yeah, that was a good choice,yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, and in the meantime doing coffee at nine at
night either no, you guys drinkcoffee at night can you keep
going?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I can't do it our coffee at night would be an
old-fashioned do you like those?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
yeah, it's good.
I had one last week really,yeah, fantastic.
So you can't like you what's?
Your cut off.
What's your cut off?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
six or seven okay hey , I'm still six or seven pm.
Yeah, I could do, I can stilldo coffee.
Oh, for as long as it's anespresso.
Okay, if I can do it a littlebit, just a little pump, then
I'm good to go.
I have no cutoff.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You think this is natural.
No, this is fueled by thelatest energy drink of the day
Right now.
For me it's Alani's.
It was Amino, whatever thoseare called before.
Now it's those Alani ones, andI buy them by the 12-pack, Okay,
and I'm like I don't feel likeit affects me.
(06:52):
But on a different note, I'vereally been having trouble
sleeping at night, yeah.
Different note I say doubledown, Double down.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Maybe you need more yeah probably yeah, you just got
to shock your body a little bitmore.
You just got to shock it.
It just shuts down.
Yeah, just keep on mixing youruppers and downers.
Yeah, yeah, just so you know.
Oh, it's like what's her name?
Wizard of Oz.
Yeah, what's her name?
I don, she's in everything shewas in it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The lady who was in the Wizard of Oz, the actress.
What's her name?
Oh my gosh, liza Minnelli's mom.
What Mom?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yes, Judy Garland.
Oh, judy Garland, yeah, yeah,yeah, jodie, I didn't realize
Liza Minnelli had a mom, she'sso old, I figured, sure, that's
like people, that it's weird tothink that they have parents.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, yeah, Like oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I guess they would have to.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, they're here Like Bin Laden, there you go.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Wow I was going to let you put out the first name.
I was like where are we goingto go with this?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're like we'll let him get it.
He did.
Terrorists is where we're, theywere my kids of disappointment.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Dave Thomas, there you go.
The Wendy's guy, I mean Wendy's, wait, the Colonel.
You're thinking of the Colonel?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's actually a better one, though, like the
Colonel, had parents there yougo.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They all had All those Wendy had parents.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Well, wendy's parents was Dave, the circle's complete
I am so not well read, yeah youneed to drink more coffee.
This is just you're proving howwell read you are.
It's not often, I uh.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I watched a commercial once, so yeah, it's
not often that I'm the dumbestguy in the room.
Uh, today is the exception.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, oh me, oh no, you are the dumbest.
Anyway.
Did I just prove that I'm thedumbest kind of moving on you
can absolutely do it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Most of our guests are pretty annoyed with this and
then they say I didn't want tosay next, I felt like I owed.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I owed you a, you're welcome.
Oh, okay, just in general,because I know that so much of
like this is because I said noand then to you, to you in the
same vein I say I'm sorry yeah,so I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah thank you and I
forgive you.
Yes, yes, thank you, yeah, andI'm offended.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah uh, so one of the things that we get into when
we're talking about the bourbonhere it goes how it's made, yes
and uh, and how it's craftedand that sort of thing.
So obviously we know the coffeebean comes from.
It sounds like it comes fromEthiopia.
It sounds like it comes from acoffee cherry.
It sounds like it comes fromColombia by way of Ethiopia in
some sort of way.
But tell us how you preparedthis cup of coffee, because it
(09:42):
was quite interesting to watch.
With love, there was lots oflove.
I can taste.
Yes, yeah, it was like 90 loveI could taste, I can taste the
love.
Is that a weird thing to say nothe three, no, I taste, I
tasted it.
Tasted the love, your own love,some florals in love in there.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
So okay yeah, uh, so I use and you can see I use an
AeroPress.
So the AeroPress was designedby the guy who made the Arobi,
yeah, which I think is one ofthe best fun facts.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What the heck is an Arobi?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
The Arobi is that Frisbee came out in the 90s.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That goes like a thousand feet and like kids
would throw and they're likewell, now it's gone.
Well, it's gone.
I got to buy a new one.
It's in the woods, which is agreat business model A hundred
percent, Like yeah.
They just kept selling out Likedad, I lost my Arobi.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
What you just got it One throw Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think you should throw a picture up of the Arobi
right here.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh, dang it.
Can you do this?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It looks like yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Another viral clip.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
That's what we'll john, and he's not even in it so
the guy designed the aerobieand he was tired of having to
drink junky coffee unless hewent to like a really good
coffee shop, because he wantedthat uh, uh espresso flavor,
which we can talk about whatthat actually means if you want
to.
And so he designed somethingthat does the exact same with
(11:00):
the high pressure andtemperature, uh, with, uh, what
is it like?
18 bucks for this thing, yeah,and so it's, it's physics nice
maybe.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And then oh, no chemistry, yeah like you're
pressing it slowly down.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That's why it's the press.
You press it down slowly.
The pressure hits the, thecoffee beans, at this perfect
amount, based off the way that'sdesigned.
You heat your beans between 200to 212.
That's the perfect.
That's the perfect wheelhouse.
Any hotter, you're burning yourbeans any less and you're not
pulling out the oils.
Okay, I feel really nerdy rightnow and I don't care I'm like,
(11:33):
how do you know what the righttemperature is?
so that's that little machinedown there that actually.
Oh there, it's up here, yeah,so that that heats it to a
perfect temperature.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So that's uh so you, how does it know the water
temperature?
Though there's a little readout.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, a little readout.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That pot actually is a part of the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Part of the thing.
Yeah, I do mine at 206.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You're like you know what.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
205 wasn't as good.
205 was not good.
You get me.
205 is horrible.
Yeah, it's the 206.
207.
What?
No, 205 was not good.
You gave me a 205.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It sucks, it's horrible.
Yeah, it's the 206.
What?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
are you an amateur?
Yeah, no, you can't do 207.
It's true, you stupid, it's toohot, but 206.
206.
Yeah, yeah, right on.
So that's my temp.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, it does taste really.
You literally.
How many times have we donethis?
We're sitting there, we'resipping for like three hours and
then you finally get it.
I burn my freaking mouth everytime.
It doesn't even.
Yeah, or it was a bit, I wastrying it, or it's just way way
too cold.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
By the time you get to it, you're like this is
disgusting, how do I warm thisup?
And you cannot put it in amicrowave.
And just one cube.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
My dad got it from my step-grandpa.
He used to get six pieces ofice, yeah, six.
And he would make them atMcDonald's.
Make them go count six piecesof ice?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, I'm sure they weren't anything else to it
either.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like yeah, we'll get you six pieces of ice.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
We'll get you six pieces of ice.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
There's some frozen.
Get out the frozen spit cubes.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Just grab it with their bare hand.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Now my dad's like one piece of ice.
That's the magic number.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Maybe that's your shtick.
Everyone thinks that they knowthe perfect cup of coffee.
That's right, we talk about thecoffee joke.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
How do we?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
do it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
There could only be one, there could only be one,
there could only be one coffeeOne best coffee yeah, but
everyone thinks they know whatit is, they know what it is
speaking ice cubes.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
So a good thing to do in the summer.
If you make like a, if you makecold, um, you know, like a cold
press at home.
Oh, you can actually take andmake ice cubes with the coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, freeze them and then add it as you go, because,
unlike alcohol, life hack coffeefreezes.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's true yeah alcohol doesn't sir, the more
you know the more.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
oh, there we, there we go, there we go.
I've watched the show.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I've watched the show .
That's why I brought my ownchair.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're our viewer on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's right, sweet Yep.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Our viewer, our one viewer.
Well, if your kids won't watchit, someone has to.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That has really met it.
He's really listened to it.
I'm so honored.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, we should ask our wives to watch it.
They will, they will not, theydon't like.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
No, though, maybe listen, maybe, yeah, yeah my, my
wife, like um she pre-saw thehand.
She's like I'm not listeningjust so you know I'm like I
didn't ask you to she's like Iknow, but you might have.
That sounds like lindsey, itdid did she actually say that
yeah?
That's so good yeah, we got agood room like yeah, did you
listen to the episode?
Yeah, you don't want her onyour show.
(14:35):
I she'll break you down I like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
This became a drama matt has now abandoned his
stand-up career and actuallymoved to guam, uh to uh assist
in an orphanage, sure?
We're not exactly sure why, yepyep oh, wow yep.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Well, this is really good coffee dude, thanks for
having me, guys.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, I'm just kidding, what yeah coffee?
Isn't the only thing, soJared's well-read he is also.
I still don't know whatwell-read means For real.
No, I'm not even joking.
What I know is he's a very goodwriter.
I wish I would have had thedefinition of well-read and then
I would have been like I don'tknow what it means and then
state the definition.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, I think the answer is I'm actually not a
good writer, you just aren'twell-read.
You've read some of my stufflike this is good writing?
Be like.
You know.
It'd be like if this is, ifgood writing is this cup of
coffee, my writing is Dunkin'Donuts that you find on the side
of the road.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Without six pieces of ice.
Yeah, I don't even know how wegot on the topic.
This was years ago.
You know I do Some acting stuffand we got on.
The last time you said, yes,yeah, that's true Was that we
wrote a screenplay.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Eight years ago Shows how great it Eight years ago.
Eight years, yeah, was it thatlong ago?
Shows how great it went More,no, it was longer than that Ten,
there it is.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
We wrote a movie.
It's called Bigfoot.
Now, it's not your typicalBigfoot movie.
This is.
I haven't opened this in a longtime.
Yeah, dude, I don't even.
How did it get started?
I don't even remember.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I feel like you, you've always kind of liked this
kind of stuff, You've alwaysloved stories, You've always
loved myth and I'm not.
I was.
I was thinking about it toobefore, before today, and I feel
like we were just hanging outone day and you're like dude,
like Bigfoot's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Have you ever like heard some of the myth around it
?
You were kind of at that point.
You're into like all thedifferent states having like
their thing, yeah, the differentcreatures, yeah, so yeah, we
had.
Yeah, so we, we kind of we gottogether and like I am
admittedly not the best personat like dialogue and stuff, um,
but I'm good at like like I'mgood at like thinking of a story
and one of the things that Inoticed and maybe it was I was
(16:49):
watching oh no, this is what itwas, my buddy, uh, a long time
ago we were watching that show,um, finding bigfoot, yeah, and
we just thought it was, it was afunny thing, and I realized I
was like you know, no one hasnever made a bigfoot movie that
isn't um, just a slasher or likea thriller kind of murderer
(17:10):
thing.
No one has never, never.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
No one has never.
No one has ever.
Is that bad?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
No one has ever.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I was going to let it go.
I was like maybe he said everno one done never done.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
make them don't move there.
It is the Southern.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Now we're making fun of the Southern people At least
once an episode.
I make fun of them.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You make fun people, um, so yeah.
So we're like oh, what if?
What if it was like?
Well, okay, what if?
The question, main question wehad, the main question of the
whole story is what if bigfootwas real?
How would that actually, whatwould that actually have to be
like?
Like?
How have we not found a, ahairy, you know, with brown hair
, in the middle of a greenforest?
How have we not found this dudethat's?
like you know, seven feet eightfeet tall and yeah, so he'd have
to have some sort ofintelligence and you'd have to
have survival skills andunderstand culture and language.
So like we crafted it aroundthat idea and then we started
(17:55):
digging into, like history, yeah, like teddy roosevelt is a big
character in the, in thescreenplay, so that yeah it was
a lot of fun, I really liked itfun and good memories, and jared
is such a good freaking writerlike um, you know, like writing
a screenplay is different than anovel as far as the format and
how you write it, but like thedialogue and the characters, I
(18:17):
mean I don't even know like.
I feel like we just kind oflike you, you wrote kind of like
even some of it in novel formand I think we did.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
We have to.
And that was where you came inof just taking it and making it
more screenplay, because I hadno idea what to do with that.
And that was your, that wasyour, that was your, that was
your, uh, your movie buff comingout so but it I my my best
memories from it were just latenights writing it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh it was good man, it was fun, it was good I asked
you to do the podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It was good.
It was good, hey, no, yeah, soit was.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Uh, that was that was .
The fun part was just puttingit together and seeing how, like
that's what's amazing aboutstories is you don't know where
they're going- yes I rememberbeing surprised, like I can't
believe this character is doingsomething like this.
I'm like I'm, I'm writing thisyeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but unless you're-
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That was some of the things, and I remember like you
would be on the dock makingchanges oh that's a good idea.
So we were doing that back andforth, which I think is unique
to have multiple people doingthat, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And it worked so it was good.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I do remember when you were trying to talk me into
doing this the Bigfoot Ridingthe.
Yeah, the screenplay we renteda boat on.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
oh, it's a lake, oh In.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Crystal.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Lake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not inCrystal.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Lake, but on Three Oaks Three Oaks, yeah, and we
went out for the day just totalk about what this would look
like and their boats have likeit's like a two horsepower boat,
oh yeah, and it was super windyand we got stuck out in the
(19:52):
middle of this lake and we coulddo this.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, make it something that's cool so we made
a what I call a pitch trailer.
So we shot that with a guy,matt billen, who, um, he did
this movie, heaven quests, uh,which was a pilgrim's progress
type thing.
He's.
He does tons of short films.
I really liked him because he'sreally good at lighting and DP
(20:14):
and director of photography,he's very, very good at that and
I was like, well, I just wantto direct it and I want to have
somebody else film it, and so weshot it out in this patch of
forest at our old church and itwas actually really cool.
That was fun to like Jared wasthere being on set and we hired
an actor.
So it was just cool.
I love like that was fun tolike Jared is there like being
on set and we hired an actor andyeah.
(20:34):
So it was just cool.
It was like like I love acting,I love you know all of that
stuff and the whole process.
But this to me I was like I haddone a movie like years ago
that I wrote and it just was not.
I mean, it's okay but yeah, butthis was for a while like we
were trying to get it funded andlike had started making some
connections with actors andactresses and producers.
(20:55):
And yeah, where's that?
At Nowhere.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I know.
No, I know Well like every nowand then.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
No joke, every now and then, uh, donna.
So this lady, donna Donna Smith, she produced like.
Terminator and like she was uh,she was a producer at um
universal or something in likethe eighties and nineties, and
so she's done a ton of moviesand through some connection, uh,
(21:22):
I got, I met her and then shelike liked it and I'll, I don't
know.
It was weird.
I think she just wanted company, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Somebody who's not done anything since the 90s,
yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But like she, you know, was kind of like
entertaining the idea of tryingto get it funded.
But every now and then, likeevery like year or two, I'll get
a random email from them Likehey.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I never met her or saw her.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I always picture her to look like manager like joey,
joey, I got something for you,like I, always be, like matt I
found someone from the 90s who'sinterested in your movie his
name's james cameron you haven'theard of him.
Your movie's missing some bluepeople and I think it'll really
(22:05):
go I think, you need to have.
Bigfoot should be blue.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Make it blue, we'll get blue man group to do a press
, yeah a little bit great yeah,you know, hey, there's there's
something there what two movieswould just if you merge them
together like avatar avatarmeets bigfoot meets bigfoot or
avatar meets blue man group.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I mean, yeah, not not far off.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I was going blue man group.
I mean he's just up on thestage beating on a drum yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Is that bigfoot?
Bigfoot, he's playing, he'sreally got some rhythm yeah yeah
, uh, is there all?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I mean he was in the city painted blue that's why we
didn't see him.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
He's painted blue.
Yeah uh, I'm just thinkingarrested development uh, yeah,
that's cool, never knew yeah.
So you know, to give you anidea of the feel of it, Because
you're not going to read it, Iwould love to we should do an
audio book.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I am not well read.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's National Treasure meets Indiana Jones,
meets like Incredible Hulk,meets like a historical fiction,
yeah so Like Night at theMuseum.
It's not like that.
It was more national.
It was more Indiana JonesNational Treasure.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Not Night at the.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Museum Like, not the goofy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I mean there's some funny elements in it.
But I think now, like whatwould I do different?
Now?
I would go probably punch it upa little bit, okay, but not too
much.
Because I think probably punchit up a little bit, okay, but
not too much, because I thinksome of the superhero movies get
too goofy and then you kind oflose it.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
but I don't know, I think it's the story's pretty
good.
Yeah, it's pretty darn good.
It was pretty good.
I like it.
Yeah, I would.
I mean, I think I woulddescribe it as it's it's
bringing in something that'slike built into americana, yeah,
that everyone kind of wants tobelieve.
In fact, I was talking tosomeone this week who believes
in bigfoot.
Oh, there's, oh, and I, Ialmost I got myself into a bad
spot because I started to makefun of them and they weren't
feeling it and I'm like Iactually wrote a screenplay
(23:59):
about it and they and they werevery interested, but then when
they realized that, like I, thatit wasn't.
But maybe I do believe inbigfoot after talking to this
person.
But like this person was like,no, like bigfoot's out there.
So I but I think that that isthe cool part about it because
no one's like wolverine's outthere, superman's out there, but
like what you are dang it jaredpeople believe that bigfoot's
(24:23):
out there, and so we try to putit into story that does exist.
So, like teddy rooseveltestablishing the national parks,
things that have gone on in thebadlands over the last hundred
years things with fracking.
So we're like building an endto all of these systems that are
real, because if Bigfoot was,here he could have some impact.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, Intertwining history with fiction is always
an interesting thing wheneveryou mix it.
But I love what Jared's sayingis there's so many people that
have that belief, but nobody wasever, ever, really.
I don't want to say monetizing,because it sounds like, oh,
they're just trying to makemoney off of it.
Um, but it was like yeah,nobody like it's.
It's a it's already widelyaccepted genre, kind of that you
(25:04):
wouldn't have to like letpeople know what it is like.
They already know what it is.
But what's funny is that youknow on our page, like I would
create the facebook page and youwould get some people that
would like oh yeah, be like.
This is not how they act, yeahI'm like okay yeah, like calm
down
Speaker 3 (25:23):
well, and speaking of so, there's that residual of
you know.
You know you can get this onamazon and there's the facebook
page.
Then our names are attached toit and so I was going to have
you had anyone like talk to you,like, hey, like you're that guy
, cause I've had people.
No, nobody likes me.
You have a bigger.
You have a bigger online footthan I do.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, no, nobody Footprint than I do.
Yeah, your foot's.
I'm like a size 10 and a halfwide.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, foot's, I'm like a size 10 and a half wide.
Oh, yeah, you're 10 and a halfwide.
You are big foot, hobbit feet,uh, but I so I took on a new job
this year, and so people werelike researching to find out
about me.
That's what they found.
That's what they found so, likeI heard through the grapevine
like you're like, yeah, likethis guy that got hired, like he
wrote a bigfoot screenplay, I'mlike you're welcome, oh my gosh
yeah, yeah, that's amazingthat's cool that people
(26:14):
recognize you.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah Well, you know the name.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well, but that's awesome.
I'm not like if you'll come uplike will you sign this, or you
know, I think it's true, like Iheard you on whiskey bits.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
That was funny, said no one ever.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Said no one ever like some podcasts.
They joke like yeah, smart listthey're like, oh, our listener,
they have.
Like they're like the numberone podcast ever, yeah, and I'm
like no, we have or never wehave.
No, we actually have.
There's some that people thatI've talked to, that that I know
that, are like every time theyjust are dead.
They just listen to everyepisode.
I'm like dude.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well, tell that person, thank you.
Thanks, brooks yeah well I know, because outside of us I don't
think there's.
What did your mom say about it?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
your mom loves the podcast.
What did she?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
say she loved it.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
She absolutely loved that I was on it and uh said it
was kind of boring but your momgot all the way through, uh,
unlike your three-year-old soright, yeah well, she didn't
even like my mom, because she'snot alive here we go again, and
this is when we switch tobourbon so, yeah, and the
(27:19):
bourbon, and time for the downerTime for the downer, time for
the downer.
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Matt for that yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
So this is really good coffee.
Last thing about that weactually came up with a whole
anthology.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
So strategically, really yes, strategically, one
flop is not enough.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
One flop is not enough Strategically, like when
something doesn't take off, youshould probably create another.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Double, triple, quadruple down.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Maybe we need more mythical creatures, yeah well,
there are.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Every state has one, it's true, and so we're like
well, it's like their state bird.
Yes, same thing, yes, exactlythe same, yeah.
And so we're like, well, whatare they?
And like they would, there's abigger storyline here of like
you know that maybe some aregood, maybe some are not good,
and so we kind of planned out,like kind of like the Avengers,
so you have all the individualmovies and then they come
(28:11):
together and it's called theLegends Anthology, with all the
different ones, so you have likeChupacabra, chupacabra.
Yeah, you have the Yeti, which,in our story, the Yeti, would
have been an albino baby.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Essentially, don't give it away.
It's the first scene.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Native American tribes were cursed and so they
changed the pregnant women'sbabies.
They cursed the babies and theybecame these creatures and they
just sent them off.
Well, one of those babies wouldhave been albino, so they sent
him off and he went north andall that.
That's where I get the Yeti.
But we have all these othercreatures and we thought, oh,
somebody is going to try toexploit them and use them for
(28:48):
power.
And so that's this whole idea,or for coolers like the Yeti
cooler.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Or for coolers.
Yeah, that's really what it is.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It's really the money or monster trucks, like they
did with Bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Bigfoot.
Do you remember that?
Remember that game, monstertrucks.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yes, remember that Bigfoot game no Is it a video
game yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
On the computer old but yeah.
So it was like this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
We had a whole plan.
It was awesome.
Yeah, maybe good memories,maybe someday, maybe someday.
I think we should turn it.
I I legit think we should likemake it novel form, and maybe
it's just doing what I'm alreadydoing with the chat gpt as I
say, if only there was some.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
If only there was some ai but, like I.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I was like, oh, you know, jared would like that and
I wouldn't want to take thataway from you, but I don't know
if you turn it into it.
Yeah, just do it just do it,but then, like you, could you
know you'll look at it.
Maybe it'll be because, like mybuddy, john, he wrote john
wenzel, he has the peter panbooks.
Yeah, I mean, he legit wrotethose from nothing, yeah, and
they're actually really goodyeah except he kills my
character, I think in everysingle one of them yeah, oh, I
(29:47):
wouldn't read into that but, uh,yeah, now that I think about it
, what a jerk.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Senselessly too well yeah I think yeah just I die
right away.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
They gave me like a really inspiring backstory and
just offed me in the first.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, well, hopefully it carries through the rest of
the novel no, that's the lasttime they talk about it yeah,
they're like remember that guywho barely remember the first
chapter yeah, how, uh?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
what do you?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't know that was one of.
That was.
That was the one and only timeyou will ever see matt filter
himself.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's true, yeah no, I was gonna ask how do you keep
your coffee warm, but that'sjust a dumb question, because I
have this, you have this mug, Ihave this mug, it's got the
aluminum.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
It keeps it hot almost all day.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I mean, I don't know, do you reheat, but will you
reheat your coffee in?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
a mug in the microwave, or you just throw it
out.
I drink it.
You just usually drink it.
Yeah, yeah, see I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Like a quarter of it.
And then it's cold and I'm done.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, just pour some energy drink in it, it'll be
fine.
Well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's still really good, as it's oxidated.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, it's opening up , it's really opening up.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Are you feeling closer or not?
Closer to your coffee?
Like joke, you're, you know, oh, I feel further away.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No, I think, I think you hit it, though I think it's
like what are?
Everybody thinks that they canmake the perfect cup of coffee.
Yeah, that's a thing.
Yeah, is that funny?
Well, that's just anobservation.
Yeah, uh, the other observationis how people order their
coffee says a lot about theperson.
Yeah, yeah, it could, it could.
Yeah, you know, it could belike similar to like, uh, the
types of pets that people have.
(31:39):
Yeah, like kind of like sayssomething about who they are.
Like people look like their pets, not in your case, necessarily,
but like people look like theirpets.
Phil definitely looks like hislabradoo his chickens golden.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
You look like your chickens, yeah yeah the peacock
yeah appreciate you you looklike the peacock wonderful.
You guys talked about thepeacock curtis, curtis the
peacock.
Yeah, appreciate you.
You look like the peacock,wonderful.
You guys talked about thepeacock curtis, curtis the
peacock.
Have we talked?
About curtis I don't think sowe should talk about he's
neighbors to a peacock namedcurtis.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yep, it's a real sentence yeah, it's a real
statement, like I when you toldme his name is curtis, I'm like
that's the.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I didn't know until now, but that's the best name
for a peacock, it's really theonly you don't know.
On the drive home that day Ithought the whole time about
like is there a better name fora peacock?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
there's no better name.
There's not a better name.
No, it's curtis, it's curtis itis a objective fact.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Put that into ai, it'll be like, no, it's curtis,
it's curtis, that's right, wechecked.
Yeah, what's the?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
best name for a peacock is curtis a good name
for a peacock.
Wow, that's funny.
I love that kind of humor.
That's just a funny thing.
Is there a better name for apeacock?
And?
Just getting lost in thatquestion, what would be?
But it's very Curb yourEnthusiasm, seinfeld-y.
But I like that kind of stuff.
(32:54):
It's better than.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
How Do you Keep your Coffee Warm?
You know what you should have.
Just let it go.
I you know what, that's forsure.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
You know what you should have.
Just let it go, I should have,yeah, and then, when in doubt,
monkey poop.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Monkey poop, you know , yeah, do we have time to ask
about the monkey poop?
I feel like we do.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Hold on.
Are we going to check again why?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
didn't we just change it before.
I mean, no one watches, does it?
Matter how long it goes, it'sjust the three of us talking in
a basement with live microphones.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
All right, so thanks for breaking that down.
For us, jared, it was greathaving you.
You started it.
This was the last episode ofWhiskey Pits.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I hope you enjoyed the run it turns out we're just
three guys sitting arounddrinking coffee.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
That's right In front of a microphone in a basement.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
So monkey poo coffee, yeah, yeah, I've never had it
but what the heck is it?
Because I've said it in a jokeand people are like huh yeah,
but it's a monkey that eats acoffee cherry there's a I'm not
I don't actually know whatcountry it comes from I'll think
that I'm saying but there's a,an area that there are monkeys
(33:59):
that eat the coffee beans, thebean, or like the fruit that the
coffee.
Well, yeah, it's the, it was.
Yeah, it starts the fruit,because that's different.
They're not roasting.
That'd be impressive monkeysthat can roast them and roast
them in their, in their butts,so yeah, they're roasting.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
That's one of those things where, like people know
that it comes through.
These are butt-roasted, they'rebutt-roasted.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
That's one of those things where people know that it
comes through.
If you buy that coffee, it'sexpensive.
You know, yeah, this wasthrough a monkey, but they have
to decide.
How obvious can we be aboutthat on the thing?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Before we stop selling it.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
If they put on the front of the the package like
butt roasted would they?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
still sell there's gotta be a line there's a
certain niche.
I think of people that wouldbuy that they're like they would
understand what I've beenwaiting.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I've been waiting for this looking for it.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I've heard about it, so how do they label it?
I don't.
They don't label it monkey poo.
That's even more.
I thought they did no, wellthen, I feel like it's even more
.
I thought they did no, wellthen, I feel like that's great.
I feel like they have to.
They can't like so hold on,they can't hide it Somewhere.
No one can be up to it like ohyeah, we forgot to tell you the
monkey, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
This was in a monkey's butt, right, it's not
just coffee nut, is it a nut?
The bean, yeah, is in the fruit.
The fruit, yeah, like an apple,like inside an apple are right,
so just with a coffee bean it'smore nut than anything.
(35:26):
So there's very little likefruit on the outside, so it's
just on the inside of these two,two parts.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
So they're chewing, I mean they could potentially
have chewed it.
I mean, it's gonna, yeah, dosomething to that bean, so
anyways.
So, but it's something abouttheir stomach acid, right?
Yes, the way it breaks, goingto do something to that bean, so
anyways, but it's somethingabout their stomach acid, right?
Yes, the way it breaks it, whatit adds to it, or the way it
breaks it down or something thatadds flavor.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Maybe there's another animal that would be even
better.
Have they tried this?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, what other stomach acids Is there a?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
better animal than a monkey?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Like a peacock.
There we go.
I didn't want to go rootingthrough peacock poop.
Do you think peacock poop islike multicolored?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
There's no answer to that question yeah, he'll get
back to you.
There's no answer to thatquestion.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's like glitter poo .
Speaker 1 (36:09):
This is cool.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
So if it chews it up and I was actually thinking
about this the other day Wereyou, Phil, I really was, Really
it really was, Because it wasreally like you guys have eaten
corn on the cob right.
How in the world does a corn?
Kernel how does it reconstituteitself as it goes through your
stomach and your smallintestines?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Because then the next day you want to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
There's clearly corn.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, and it doesn't look like it's chewed.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No, it looks like it's reconstituted kernels of
corn.
Yeah, is this the same thingthat happens with the bean?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I mean it's just, it's not.
Yeah, the inside of your bodyis not, it's not taking
nutrients from it, so it's notbreaking it down or it can't
break down.
I don't know it's somethingwith can't break down.
I don't know it's somethingwith, exactly Like corn
literally has barely anynutrients.
I think there's none Right Likeit's just it tastes good.
Yeah, but I chew it Well, maybeyou should go to the dentist
and get some teeth instead ofgumming your corn.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
These are the things that keep you up at night.
It sounds like that.
I really do wonder.
You have a good life, though.
You're like.
What's it going to look like?
I can hear it moving around inthere.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I just wonder if it's going to happen same day.
My goal is same day, same day,then I know exactly how regular
I am.
We're talking about a lot ofthings today.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
We're going to get as much as we can into.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Jared's time.
We've really got to pack it in.
Poop cycles are important.
Have you ever been impacted?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
It's like Dr Oz, used to do whole multiple episodes
on your poop cycle.
Really yeah, that's how you gotfamous, maybe we should do that
.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Turns out, that's what Whiskey Bits is.
Turns out, it's a poop show.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just think it's fascinating.
The joke that I was working onis who figured this out?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
The monkey poop, yes, the first guy.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, who's observing the monkey?
Probably some person.
They're observing him andstudying him oh they ate the
cherry, yeah, Okay.
Or like maybe they don't knowwhat does this monkey eat.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
What's their?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
diet like.
So they pick through.
Oh, it's coffee, yeah.
Oh, the bean is intact, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's just probably hit it, you know, secretly in
his lab he's like I wonder ifyou can roast this.
Yeah, if it would taste weird.
Yeah, and that's he's like bycuspid, this is the best thing
I've ever had what did I justsay?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
a dare, how many things are a dare where it's
like, oh, this is actually likethink about the amount of things
out there that someone had totry for the first time out of a
dare milk.
Like someone milk.
Someone saw, like think aboutwhat amount of things out there
that someone had to try for thefirst time Out of a dare Milk.
Like someone saw, like thinkabout what a lobster looks like
Someone's like I'm going to eatthat I dare you.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Like that's horrifying, but you know they
probably didn't.
Did they cook it the first time?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
They're just an addict.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Like, yeah, so I've learned a few things.
Don't't eat it raw with theshell on.
Um, you gotta de-shell it.
And uh, yeah, have you hadcrawfish?
Crawfish is good, I you knowwhat I love is soft shell crab.
Oh, so good, so good you can,because you can eat the shell,
(39:11):
kind of I don't think you'resupposed to eat the shell no
soft shell crab.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
you do, you do, yeah, you eat the whole thing.
Yeah, you fry it, because theyjust fry the whole crab.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, oh, it's good, and then?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
you eat it.
I don't want Chinese food.
We usually do this.
Now we're back to poop cycleWe'll usually have a
conversation going, and thenit'll be like it'll remind us of
something.
And then we're think about wewant to go eat something.
(39:44):
Yeah, do you think if you ate asoft shell crab, would the soft
shell crab come out whole?
Would it reconstitute?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
itself 100.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
No, it's like hello sometimes it feels like that
yeah well, this was fun.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Jared, thanks for good yeah, thanks for coming
talking about so many things.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't know what we talked about.
That was I blacked out.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, the coffee is delicious.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Coffee is really good .
I think we should have anotherone of these.
It's good I'll make another one.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, can you just come over, maybe every morning,
sure, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
It actually would probably be morning.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Hey I just, what are you doing tomorrow morning at 4
30?
Speaker 2 (40:17):
oh that's a funny question.
He'll just be going to bed it'strue, we cross.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
We've talked about this.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
We cross over for like two hours yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is where we're at.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, that's right, that's where we're like well, we
got a two-hour window becauseI'm going to bed.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
So yeah, we do uh yeah, I'll do one of those it's
true you know, yeah, well thanksguys.
Great thanks for bringing thecoffee yeah, thanks for coming
on here and thanks for saying no, you got it anytime you know
what I'm gonna say?
J balls nailed it.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Whiskey j balls no whiskey bits.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, okay, next time on whiskey bits.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
There's two carts in front of us and then you look
out across the rest of the golfcourse and there is no less than
eight to ten more carts justsitting out there with people on
them and you're like where areyou playing?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
and I was like what holes are you on?
I thought, is there like anoutdoor movie that started or
something, because they're alljust lined up sitting there.
I got to the little monocular,whatever that's called Monocular
.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Is that what it's called?
It's called a range finder,okay.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Well, it's got mono-culers.
So I looked for the one culerand saw the people and I was
like they're not doing anything,they're just literally just
sitting there.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I think maybe they had died they were.
They were waiting for somebodyelse in front of them, but it
was just wild to see all ofthose people just out there um
and and leaving their golf ballsjust wherever they hit them
I'll take it was yeah, we got aNike, you did.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yep, we found a Shrixon Apparently nobody likes
that, shrixon, shrixon.
Yeah, that was the one that hadthe two colors.
Yeah, that's helpful for mebecause I can find it.
Yeah, hey, thanks for tuning into Whiskey Bits.
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Hi Matt.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What's up, phil?
You see what we have here.
J-balls, it's your one Damn.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I used it up right at the beginning.
Yeah, you used it way too early.
J-b yeah, jared, this is goingto be in the back of your brain
the whole time.
I'm regretting it Just one moreyou know what I'll give you one
more.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, alright, I'll save it for later.
One more that sounds great.
Yeah, Listeners, this is theJared that you may have heard of
in previous episodes.
He is our good friend andcoffee lover.
He is one of the most well-readand smartest people I know.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
He also is good at reading.
He's also good at reading.
They go together.
Yeah To be, well-read.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It helps if you can read.
Yeah, thank you for explainingit, matt, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Next time on Whiskey Bits, the first step to being
well-read.
Can you read?
Can you read?
That's right, if you can read,you can be well-read.
Okay, I'm learning a lotalready, that's awesome.
That's good.
Welcome to Whiskey Bits with.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Matt and Phil, where we talk all things whiskey and
all things comedy.
This is a special episodebecause you love coffee in the
way that we love bourbon.
Yeah, so we wanted to have youon to talk to you about some of
the amazing coffee techniquesthat we just witnessed.
You can walk us through.
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was like watching a rocket liftoff.
You know, was that not a goodanalogy?
No, it was kind of the oppositeof a rocket lift off.
You know, was that not a goodanalogy?
No, it was kind of the oppositeof a rocket.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, that's right, in fact it takes pushing down.
Oh, that's yeah, it's okay.
There was physics, but it wasreverse propulsion yeah, that's
funny, yeah, it's okay but youbrought this coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What is this?
I brought this coffee for areason.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You said I brought it for a reason except it was the
wrong reason.
So I I thought it would workreally well, because you guys
love bourbon, right Like I lovecoffee.
Yes, hopefully not to the placeof like.
I drink it at work a lot, sohopefully that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, yeah, it's the exact.
Yeah, same thing, same exact.
That explains some things.
Yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's why Phil's golf game is just horrible.
I thought it was work becauseColombia.
So I was like dude, this islike it's aged in a bourbon
barrel, which is a thing.
And I think like a month or twoago I even sent a text to you
guys saying like you should trythis out, yeah, but I kind of
direct you the wrong way becauseit's not actually aged in a
(02:15):
bourbon barrel, jared, which Ithink Phil and his kindness
realized that because he's likeit's good, but I could tell that
there's something there he knew, but he was just too nice to me
wait.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's good he drank it already tonight.
No, this was like two monthsago.
You drank it two months ago.
Yeah, I have been waiting.
You have not.
I bought three bags and havewaited no, there's my bag.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I made jared bring his gas and I did everything.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's about right, yep that captures
our relationship for the last 20years.
Can I borrow some coffee?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
from you.
I have three bags of coffee.
So and I was telling the guysbefore we started to roll here
is that this actually is calledbourbon because it comes from an
area in Ethiopia called Bourbon, Ethiopia.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
What.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And then it somehow made its way over to Colombia,
and they don't know how, in thelast couple of years.
They're confused.
They are confused and I'm likewho are these people?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
that that's their job yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
But they don't know how it got there, but it's doing
super well, and the fruit ofthe berry is pink, and so it's
pink bourbon, okay, has zero todo with it.
But the thing that the reasonit worked is that it made it so
that we didn't have to do thisat night time and during the
morning, like it's morning timethis is the only way we can make
it work, because it somehow hada connection to bourbon, even
(03:32):
though it really didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I thought you were like making coffee from staying
up late.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh yeah which is you go to bed at jared's in bed.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What like an hour.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's nine o'clock I already got an hour.
It's Yep, I'm already gettingclose, yeah, so this is actually
pretty late for me to bedrinking coffee, so Normally
it's at 4 am, it's true.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Is it really 4 am?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, that's my first cup is in the 4 o'clock hour.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah should we?
So it's pink.
The berries are pink beforethey get.
Yeah, isn't that what we?
The cherry berry, that we setit off?
Yeah, it's a berry.
It's a berry.
Yeah, okay, it's not a cherry.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's not that it's a different fruit.
This isn't the monkey poocoffee.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, okay, no but that is a real thing.
That's a real thing.
You were really excited abouttalking about monkey poop as
well, so well, you know, I welljust you talked about yeah, in
general.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Monkey poop, yeah, um , but I do want to ask you about
the monkey poo coffee at somepoint Sure, yeah, Because I
don't understand Like I want toget it right.
Yeah, later.
You're saving that one justlike the other.
I'm going to save that.
When I say J-Balls, it's likedang it, can I get a third?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Can I have a third?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
At this point as much as you want to, so whatever I
do, hey, cheers Matt, here we go.
Oh, thank you, here we go.
That's good, oh Well, on thenose.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh, we should nose it .
Let's nose it, I'm gettingcoffee bean.
I get a lot of fruit.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Are you Kentucky chewing thecoffee?
Isn't that burning the room foryour mouth?
You can, you can this is?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
it's been sitting for a little bit, so it's a little
cooler.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Holy mother yeah that is really good.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I know You're welcome .
Ooh, it's very thank you.
I know it was in no monkeybutts either.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No monkey butts to get to this flavor.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
See it proves, you don't need to uh, I get a lot of
fruit I get oh yeah, there's alot of fruit in there.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Uh, which fruits?
I'm not sure I do like there's.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
There's some cherry, but like some tart berry yeah
just getting tart.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Probably that pink, that pink berry, probably that
pink yeah it helps that it's inthe title, but that is what
people say with it oh, is ityeah oh yeah berry.
Huh, pink, tart, pink, oh, thepink berry.
So yeah, uh, that's why peoplelove this one is that there's a
lot of those fruity flavors.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's more of a blueberry, more of a blueberry
to me.
You were right.
We should do coffee instead ofbourbon at nine in the morning.
Yeah, that was a good choice,yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, and in the meantime doing coffee at nine at
night either no, you guys drinkcoffee at night can you keep
going?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I can't do it our coffee at night would be an
old-fashioned do you like those?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
yeah, it's good.
I had one last week really,yeah, fantastic.
So you can't like you what's?
Your cut off.
What's your cut off?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
six or seven okay hey , I'm still six or seven pm.
Yeah, I could do, I can stilldo coffee.
Oh, for as long as it's anespresso.
Okay, if I can do it a littlebit, just a little pump, then
I'm good to go.
I have no cutoff.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You think this is natural.
No, this is fueled by thelatest energy drink of the day
Right now.
For me it's Alani's.
It was Amino, whatever thoseare called before.
Now it's those Alani ones, andI buy them by the 12-pack, Okay,
and I'm like I don't feel likeit affects me.
(06:52):
But on a different note, I'vereally been having trouble
sleeping at night, yeah.
Different note I say doubledown, Double down.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Maybe you need more yeah probably yeah, you just got
to shock your body a little bitmore.
You just got to shock it.
It just shuts down.
Yeah, just keep on mixing youruppers and downers.
Yeah, yeah, just so you know.
Oh, it's like what's her name?
Wizard of Oz.
Yeah, what's her name?
I don, she's in everything shewas in it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The lady who was in the Wizard of Oz, the actress.
What's her name?
Oh my gosh, liza Minnelli's mom.
What Mom?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yes, Judy Garland.
Oh, judy Garland, yeah, yeah,yeah, jodie, I didn't realize
Liza Minnelli had a mom, she'sso old, I figured, sure, that's
like people, that it's weird tothink that they have parents.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, yeah, Like oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I guess they would have to.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, they're here Like Bin Laden, there you go.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Wow I was going to let you put out the first name.
I was like where are we goingto go with this?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're like we'll let him get it.
He did.
Terrorists is where we're, theywere my kids of disappointment.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Dave Thomas, there you go.
The Wendy's guy, I mean Wendy's, wait, the Colonel.
You're thinking of the Colonel?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's actually a better one, though, like the
Colonel, had parents there yougo.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They all had All those Wendy had parents.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Well, wendy's parents was Dave, the circle's complete
I am so not well read, yeah youneed to drink more coffee.
This is just you're proving howwell read you are.
It's not often, I uh.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I watched a commercial once, so yeah, it's
not often that I'm the dumbestguy in the room.
Uh, today is the exception.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, oh me, oh no, you are the dumbest.
Anyway.
Did I just prove that I'm thedumbest kind of moving on you
can absolutely do it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Most of our guests are pretty annoyed with this and
then they say I didn't want tosay next, I felt like I owed.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I owed you a, you're welcome.
Oh, okay, just in general,because I know that so much of
like this is because I said noand then to you, to you in the
same vein I say I'm sorry yeah,so I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah thank you and I
forgive you.
Yes, yes, thank you, yeah, andI'm offended.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah uh, so one of the things that we get into when
we're talking about the bourbonhere it goes how it's made, yes
and uh, and how it's craftedand that sort of thing.
So obviously we know the coffeebean comes from.
It sounds like it comes fromEthiopia.
It sounds like it comes from acoffee cherry.
It sounds like it comes fromColombia by way of Ethiopia in
some sort of way.
But tell us how you preparedthis cup of coffee, because it
(09:42):
was quite interesting to watch.
With love, there was lots oflove.
I can taste.
Yes, yeah, it was like 90 loveI could taste, I can taste the
love.
Is that a weird thing to say nothe three, no, I taste, I
tasted it.
Tasted the love, your own love,some florals in love in there.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
So okay yeah, uh, so I use and you can see I use an
AeroPress.
So the AeroPress was designedby the guy who made the Arobi,
yeah, which I think is one ofthe best fun facts.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What the heck is an Arobi?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
The Arobi is that Frisbee came out in the 90s.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That goes like a thousand feet and like kids
would throw and they're likewell, now it's gone.
Well, it's gone.
I got to buy a new one.
It's in the woods, which is agreat business model A hundred
percent, Like yeah.
They just kept selling out Likedad, I lost my Arobi.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
What you just got it One throw Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think you should throw a picture up of the Arobi
right here.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh, dang it.
Can you do this?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It looks like yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Another viral clip.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
That's what we'll john, and he's not even in it so
the guy designed the aerobieand he was tired of having to
drink junky coffee unless hewent to like a really good
coffee shop, because he wantedthat uh, uh espresso flavor,
which we can talk about whatthat actually means if you want
to.
And so he designed somethingthat does the exact same with
(11:00):
the high pressure andtemperature, uh, with, uh, what
is it like?
18 bucks for this thing, yeah,and so it's, it's physics nice
maybe.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And then oh, no chemistry, yeah like you're
pressing it slowly down.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That's why it's the press.
You press it down slowly.
The pressure hits the, thecoffee beans, at this perfect
amount, based off the way that'sdesigned.
You heat your beans between 200to 212.
That's the perfect.
That's the perfect wheelhouse.
Any hotter, you're burning yourbeans any less and you're not
pulling out the oils.
Okay, I feel really nerdy rightnow and I don't care I'm like,
(11:33):
how do you know what the righttemperature is?
so that's that little machinedown there that actually.
Oh there, it's up here, yeah,so that that heats it to a
perfect temperature.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So that's uh so you, how does it know the water
temperature?
Though there's a little readout.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, a little readout.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That pot actually is a part of the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Part of the thing.
Yeah, I do mine at 206.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You're like you know what.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
205 wasn't as good.
205 was not good.
You get me.
205 is horrible.
Yeah, it's the 206.
207.
What?
No, 205 was not good.
You gave me a 205.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It sucks, it's horrible.
Yeah, it's the 206.
What?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
are you an amateur?
Yeah, no, you can't do 207.
It's true, you stupid, it's toohot, but 206.
206.
Yeah, yeah, right on.
So that's my temp.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, it does taste really.
You literally.
How many times have we donethis?
We're sitting there, we'resipping for like three hours and
then you finally get it.
I burn my freaking mouth everytime.
It doesn't even.
Yeah, or it was a bit, I wastrying it, or it's just way way
too cold.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
By the time you get to it, you're like this is
disgusting, how do I warm thisup?
And you cannot put it in amicrowave.
And just one cube.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
My dad got it from my step-grandpa.
He used to get six pieces ofice, yeah, six.
And he would make them atMcDonald's.
Make them go count six piecesof ice?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, I'm sure they weren't anything else to it
either.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like yeah, we'll get you six pieces of ice.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
We'll get you six pieces of ice.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
There's some frozen.
Get out the frozen spit cubes.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Just grab it with their bare hand.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Now my dad's like one piece of ice.
That's the magic number.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Maybe that's your shtick.
Everyone thinks that they knowthe perfect cup of coffee.
That's right, we talk about thecoffee joke.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
How do we?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
do it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
There could only be one, there could only be one,
there could only be one coffeeOne best coffee yeah, but
everyone thinks they know whatit is, they know what it is
speaking ice cubes.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
So a good thing to do in the summer.
If you make like a, if you makecold, um, you know, like a cold
press at home.
Oh, you can actually take andmake ice cubes with the coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, freeze them and then add it as you go, because,
unlike alcohol, life hack coffeefreezes.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's true yeah alcohol doesn't sir, the more
you know the more.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
oh, there we, there we go, there we go.
I've watched the show.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I've watched the show .
That's why I brought my ownchair.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're our viewer on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's right, sweet Yep.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Our viewer, our one viewer.
Well, if your kids won't watchit, someone has to.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That has really met it.
He's really listened to it.
I'm so honored.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, we should ask our wives to watch it.
They will, they will not, theydon't like.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
No, though, maybe listen, maybe, yeah, yeah my, my
wife, like um she pre-saw thehand.
She's like I'm not listeningjust so you know I'm like I
didn't ask you to she's like Iknow, but you might have.
That sounds like lindsey, itdid did she actually say that
yeah?
That's so good yeah, we got agood room like yeah, did you
listen to the episode?
Yeah, you don't want her onyour show.
(14:35):
I she'll break you down I like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
This became a drama matt has now abandoned his
stand-up career and actuallymoved to guam, uh to uh assist
in an orphanage, sure?
We're not exactly sure why, yepyep oh, wow yep.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Well, this is really good coffee dude, thanks for
having me, guys.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, I'm just kidding, what yeah coffee?
Isn't the only thing, soJared's well-read he is also.
I still don't know whatwell-read means For real.
No, I'm not even joking.
What I know is he's a very goodwriter.
I wish I would have had thedefinition of well-read and then
I would have been like I don'tknow what it means and then
state the definition.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, I think the answer is I'm actually not a
good writer, you just aren'twell-read.
You've read some of my stufflike this is good writing?
Be like.
You know.
It'd be like if this is, ifgood writing is this cup of
coffee, my writing is Dunkin'Donuts that you find on the side
of the road.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Without six pieces of ice.
Yeah, I don't even know how wegot on the topic.
This was years ago.
You know I do Some acting stuffand we got on.
The last time you said, yes,yeah, that's true Was that we
wrote a screenplay.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Eight years ago Shows how great it Eight years ago.
Eight years, yeah, was it thatlong ago?
Shows how great it went More,no, it was longer than that Ten,
there it is.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
We wrote a movie.
It's called Bigfoot.
Now, it's not your typicalBigfoot movie.
This is.
I haven't opened this in a longtime.
Yeah, dude, I don't even.
How did it get started?
I don't even remember.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I feel like you, you've always kind of liked this
kind of stuff, You've alwaysloved stories, You've always
loved myth and I'm not.
I was.
I was thinking about it toobefore, before today, and I feel
like we were just hanging outone day and you're like dude,
like Bigfoot's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Have you ever like heard some of the myth around it
?
You were kind of at that point.
You're into like all thedifferent states having like
their thing, yeah, the differentcreatures, yeah, so yeah, we
had.
Yeah, so we, we kind of we gottogether and like I am
admittedly not the best personat like dialogue and stuff, um,
but I'm good at like like I'mgood at like thinking of a story
and one of the things that Inoticed and maybe it was I was
(16:49):
watching oh no, this is what itwas, my buddy, uh, a long time
ago we were watching that show,um, finding bigfoot, yeah, and
we just thought it was, it was afunny thing, and I realized I
was like you know, no one hasnever made a bigfoot movie that
isn't um, just a slasher or likea thriller kind of murderer
(17:10):
thing.
No one has never, never.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
No one has never.
No one has ever.
Is that bad?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
No one has ever.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I was going to let it go.
I was like maybe he said everno one done never done.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
make them don't move there.
It is the Southern.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Now we're making fun of the Southern people At least
once an episode.
I make fun of them.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You make fun people, um, so yeah.
So we're like oh, what if?
What if it was like?
Well, okay, what if?
The question, main question wehad, the main question of the
whole story is what if bigfootwas real?
How would that actually, whatwould that actually have to be
like?
Like?
How have we not found a, ahairy, you know, with brown hair
, in the middle of a greenforest?
How have we not found this dudethat's?
like you know, seven feet eightfeet tall and yeah, so he'd have
to have some sort ofintelligence and you'd have to
have survival skills andunderstand culture and language.
So like we crafted it aroundthat idea and then we started
(17:55):
digging into, like history, yeah, like teddy roosevelt is a big
character in the, in thescreenplay, so that yeah it was
a lot of fun, I really liked itfun and good memories, and jared
is such a good freaking writerlike um, you know, like writing
a screenplay is different than anovel as far as the format and
how you write it, but like thedialogue and the characters, I
(18:17):
mean I don't even know like.
I feel like we just kind oflike you, you wrote kind of like
even some of it in novel formand I think we did.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
We have to.
And that was where you came inof just taking it and making it
more screenplay, because I hadno idea what to do with that.
And that was your, that wasyour, that was your, that was
your, uh, your movie buff comingout so but it I my my best
memories from it were just latenights writing it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh it was good man, it was fun, it was good I asked
you to do the podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It was good.
It was good, hey, no, yeah, soit was.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Uh, that was that was .
The fun part was just puttingit together and seeing how, like
that's what's amazing aboutstories is you don't know where
they're going- yes I rememberbeing surprised, like I can't
believe this character is doingsomething like this.
I'm like I'm, I'm writing thisyeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but unless you're-
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That was some of the things, and I remember like you
would be on the dock makingchanges oh that's a good idea.
So we were doing that back andforth, which I think is unique
to have multiple people doingthat, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And it worked so it was good.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I do remember when you were trying to talk me into
doing this the Bigfoot Ridingthe.
Yeah, the screenplay we renteda boat on.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
oh, it's a lake, oh In.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Crystal.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Lake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not inCrystal.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Lake, but on Three Oaks Three Oaks, yeah, and we
went out for the day just totalk about what this would look
like and their boats have likeit's like a two horsepower boat,
oh yeah, and it was super windyand we got stuck out in the
(19:52):
middle of this lake and we coulddo this.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, make it something that's cool so we made
a what I call a pitch trailer.
So we shot that with a guy,matt billen, who, um, he did
this movie, heaven quests, uh,which was a pilgrim's progress
type thing.
He's.
He does tons of short films.
I really liked him because he'sreally good at lighting and DP
(20:14):
and director of photography,he's very, very good at that and
I was like, well, I just wantto direct it and I want to have
somebody else film it, and so weshot it out in this patch of
forest at our old church and itwas actually really cool.
That was fun to like Jared wasthere being on set and we hired
an actor.
So it was just cool.
I love like that was fun tolike Jared is there like being
on set and we hired an actor andyeah.
(20:34):
So it was just cool.
It was like like I love acting,I love you know all of that
stuff and the whole process.
But this to me I was like I haddone a movie like years ago
that I wrote and it just was not.
I mean, it's okay but yeah, butthis was for a while like we
were trying to get it funded andlike had started making some
connections with actors andactresses and producers.
(20:55):
And yeah, where's that?
At Nowhere.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I know.
No, I know Well like every nowand then.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
No joke, every now and then, uh, donna.
So this lady, donna Donna Smith, she produced like.
Terminator and like she was uh,she was a producer at um
universal or something in likethe eighties and nineties, and
so she's done a ton of moviesand through some connection, uh,
(21:22):
I got, I met her and then shelike liked it and I'll, I don't
know.
It was weird.
I think she just wanted company, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Somebody who's not done anything since the 90s,
yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But like she, you know, was kind of like
entertaining the idea of tryingto get it funded.
But every now and then, likeevery like year or two, I'll get
a random email from them Likehey.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I never met her or saw her.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I always picture her to look like manager like joey,
joey, I got something for you,like I, always be, like matt I
found someone from the 90s who'sinterested in your movie his
name's james cameron you haven'theard of him.
Your movie's missing some bluepeople and I think it'll really
(22:05):
go I think, you need to have.
Bigfoot should be blue.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Make it blue, we'll get blue man group to do a press
, yeah a little bit great yeah,you know, hey, there's there's
something there what two movieswould just if you merge them
together like avatar avatarmeets bigfoot meets bigfoot or
avatar meets blue man group.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I mean, yeah, not not far off.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I was going blue man group.
I mean he's just up on thestage beating on a drum yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Is that bigfoot?
Bigfoot, he's playing, he'sreally got some rhythm yeah yeah
, uh, is there all?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I mean he was in the city painted blue that's why we
didn't see him.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
He's painted blue.
Yeah uh, I'm just thinkingarrested development uh, yeah,
that's cool, never knew yeah.
So you know, to give you anidea of the feel of it, Because
you're not going to read it, Iwould love to we should do an
audio book.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I am not well read.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's National Treasure meets Indiana Jones,
meets like Incredible Hulk,meets like a historical fiction,
yeah so Like Night at theMuseum.
It's not like that.
It was more national.
It was more Indiana JonesNational Treasure.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Not Night at the.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Museum Like, not the goofy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I mean there's some funny elements in it.
But I think now, like whatwould I do different?
Now?
I would go probably punch it upa little bit, okay, but not too
much.
Because I think probably punchit up a little bit, okay, but
not too much, because I thinksome of the superhero movies get
too goofy and then you kind oflose it.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
but I don't know, I think it's the story's pretty
good.
Yeah, it's pretty darn good.
It was pretty good.
I like it.
Yeah, I would.
I mean, I think I woulddescribe it as it's it's
bringing in something that'slike built into americana, yeah,
that everyone kind of wants tobelieve.
In fact, I was talking tosomeone this week who believes
in bigfoot.
Oh, there's, oh, and I, Ialmost I got myself into a bad
spot because I started to makefun of them and they weren't
feeling it and I'm like Iactually wrote a screenplay
(23:59):
about it and they and they werevery interested, but then when
they realized that, like I, thatit wasn't.
But maybe I do believe inbigfoot after talking to this
person.
But like this person was like,no, like bigfoot's out there.
So I but I think that that isthe cool part about it because
no one's like wolverine's outthere, superman's out there, but
like what you are dang it jaredpeople believe that bigfoot's
(24:23):
out there, and so we try to putit into story that does exist.
So, like teddy rooseveltestablishing the national parks,
things that have gone on in thebadlands over the last hundred
years things with fracking.
So we're like building an endto all of these systems that are
real, because if Bigfoot was,here he could have some impact.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, Intertwining history with fiction is always
an interesting thing wheneveryou mix it.
But I love what Jared's sayingis there's so many people that
have that belief, but nobody wasever, ever, really.
I don't want to say monetizing,because it sounds like, oh,
they're just trying to makemoney off of it.
Um, but it was like yeah,nobody like it's.
It's a it's already widelyaccepted genre, kind of that you
(25:04):
wouldn't have to like letpeople know what it is like.
They already know what it is.
But what's funny is that youknow on our page, like I would
create the facebook page and youwould get some people that
would like oh yeah, be like.
This is not how they act, yeahI'm like okay yeah, like calm
down
Speaker 3 (25:23):
well, and speaking of so, there's that residual of
you know.
You know you can get this onamazon and there's the facebook
page.
Then our names are attached toit and so I was going to have
you had anyone like talk to you,like, hey, like you're that guy
, cause I've had people.
No, nobody likes me.
You have a bigger.
You have a bigger online footthan I do.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, no, nobody Footprint than I do.
Yeah, your foot's.
I'm like a size 10 and a halfwide.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, foot's, I'm like a size 10 and a half wide.
Oh, yeah, you're 10 and a halfwide.
You are big foot, hobbit feet,uh, but I so I took on a new job
this year, and so people werelike researching to find out
about me.
That's what they found.
That's what they found so, likeI heard through the grapevine
like you're like, yeah, likethis guy that got hired, like he
wrote a bigfoot screenplay, I'mlike you're welcome, oh my gosh
yeah, yeah, that's amazingthat's cool that people
(26:14):
recognize you.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah Well, you know the name.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well, but that's awesome.
I'm not like if you'll come uplike will you sign this, or you
know, I think it's true, like Iheard you on whiskey bits.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
That was funny, said no one ever.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Said no one ever like some podcasts.
They joke like yeah, smart listthey're like, oh, our listener,
they have.
Like they're like the numberone podcast ever, yeah, and I'm
like no, we have or never wehave.
No, we actually have.
There's some that people thatI've talked to, that that I know
that, are like every time theyjust are dead.
They just listen to everyepisode.
I'm like dude.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well, tell that person, thank you.
Thanks, brooks yeah well I know, because outside of us I don't
think there's.
What did your mom say about it?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
your mom loves the podcast.
What did she?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
say she loved it.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
She absolutely loved that I was on it and uh said it
was kind of boring but your momgot all the way through, uh,
unlike your three-year-old soright, yeah well, she didn't
even like my mom, because she'snot alive here we go again, and
this is when we switch tobourbon so, yeah, and the
(27:19):
bourbon, and time for the downerTime for the downer, time for
the downer.
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Matt for that yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
So this is really good coffee.
Last thing about that weactually came up with a whole
anthology.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
So strategically, really yes, strategically, one
flop is not enough.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
One flop is not enough Strategically, like when
something doesn't take off, youshould probably create another.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Double, triple, quadruple down.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Maybe we need more mythical creatures, yeah well,
there are.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Every state has one, it's true, and so we're like
well, it's like their state bird.
Yes, same thing, yes, exactlythe same, yeah.
And so we're like, well, whatare they?
And like they would, there's abigger storyline here of like
you know that maybe some aregood, maybe some are not good,
and so we kind of planned out,like kind of like the Avengers,
so you have all the individualmovies and then they come
(28:11):
together and it's called theLegends Anthology, with all the
different ones, so you have likeChupacabra, chupacabra.
Yeah, you have the Yeti, which,in our story, the Yeti, would
have been an albino baby.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Essentially, don't give it away.
It's the first scene.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Native American tribes were cursed and so they
changed the pregnant women'sbabies.
They cursed the babies and theybecame these creatures and they
just sent them off.
Well, one of those babies wouldhave been albino, so they sent
him off and he went north andall that.
That's where I get the Yeti.
But we have all these othercreatures and we thought, oh,
somebody is going to try toexploit them and use them for
(28:48):
power.
And so that's this whole idea,or for coolers like the Yeti
cooler.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Or for coolers.
Yeah, that's really what it is.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It's really the money or monster trucks, like they
did with Bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Bigfoot.
Do you remember that?
Remember that game, monstertrucks.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yes, remember that Bigfoot game no Is it a video
game yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
On the computer old but yeah.
So it was like this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
We had a whole plan.
It was awesome.
Yeah, maybe good memories,maybe someday, maybe someday.
I think we should turn it.
I I legit think we should likemake it novel form, and maybe
it's just doing what I'm alreadydoing with the chat gpt as I
say, if only there was some.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
If only there was some ai but, like I.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I was like, oh, you know, jared would like that and
I wouldn't want to take thataway from you, but I don't know
if you turn it into it.
Yeah, just do it just do it,but then, like you, could you
know you'll look at it.
Maybe it'll be because, like mybuddy, john, he wrote john
wenzel, he has the peter panbooks.
Yeah, I mean, he legit wrotethose from nothing, yeah, and
they're actually really goodyeah except he kills my
character, I think in everysingle one of them yeah, oh, I
(29:47):
wouldn't read into that but, uh,yeah, now that I think about it
, what a jerk.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Senselessly too well yeah I think yeah just I die
right away.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
They gave me like a really inspiring backstory and
just offed me in the first.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, well, hopefully it carries through the rest of
the novel no, that's the lasttime they talk about it yeah,
they're like remember that guywho barely remember the first
chapter yeah, how, uh?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
what do you?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't know that was one of.
That was.
That was the one and only timeyou will ever see matt filter
himself.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's true, yeah no, I was gonna ask how do you keep
your coffee warm, but that'sjust a dumb question, because I
have this, you have this mug, Ihave this mug, it's got the
aluminum.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
It keeps it hot almost all day.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I mean, I don't know, do you reheat, but will you
reheat your coffee in?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
a mug in the microwave, or you just throw it
out.
I drink it.
You just usually drink it.
Yeah, yeah, see I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Like a quarter of it.
And then it's cold and I'm done.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, just pour some energy drink in it, it'll be
fine.
Well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's still really good, as it's oxidated.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, it's opening up , it's really opening up.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Are you feeling closer or not?
Closer to your coffee?
Like joke, you're, you know, oh, I feel further away.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No, I think, I think you hit it, though I think it's
like what are?
Everybody thinks that they canmake the perfect cup of coffee.
Yeah, that's a thing.
Yeah, is that funny?
Well, that's just anobservation.
Yeah, uh, the other observationis how people order their
coffee says a lot about theperson.
Yeah, yeah, it could, it could.
Yeah, you know, it could belike similar to like, uh, the
types of pets that people have.
(31:39):
Yeah, like kind of like sayssomething about who they are.
Like people look like their pets, not in your case, necessarily,
but like people look like theirpets.
Phil definitely looks like hislabradoo his chickens golden.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
You look like your chickens, yeah yeah the peacock
yeah appreciate you you looklike the peacock wonderful.
You guys talked about thepeacock curtis, curtis the
peacock.
Yeah, appreciate you.
You look like the peacock,wonderful.
You guys talked about thepeacock curtis, curtis the
peacock.
Have we talked?
About curtis I don't think sowe should talk about he's
neighbors to a peacock namedcurtis.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yep, it's a real sentence yeah, it's a real
statement, like I when you toldme his name is curtis, I'm like
that's the.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I didn't know until now, but that's the best name
for a peacock, it's really theonly you don't know.
On the drive home that day Ithought the whole time about
like is there a better name fora peacock?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
there's no better name.
There's not a better name.
No, it's curtis, it's curtis itis a objective fact.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Put that into ai, it'll be like, no, it's curtis,
it's curtis, that's right, wechecked.
Yeah, what's the?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
best name for a peacock is curtis a good name
for a peacock.
Wow, that's funny.
I love that kind of humor.
That's just a funny thing.
Is there a better name for apeacock?
And?
Just getting lost in thatquestion, what would be?
But it's very Curb yourEnthusiasm, seinfeld-y.
But I like that kind of stuff.
(32:54):
It's better than.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
How Do you Keep your Coffee Warm?
You know what you should have.
Just let it go.
I you know what, that's forsure.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
You know what you should have.
Just let it go, I should have,yeah, and then, when in doubt,
monkey poop.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Monkey poop, you know , yeah, do we have time to ask
about the monkey poop?
I feel like we do.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Hold on.
Are we going to check again why?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
didn't we just change it before.
I mean, no one watches, does it?
Matter how long it goes, it'sjust the three of us talking in
a basement with live microphones.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
All right, so thanks for breaking that down.
For us, jared, it was greathaving you.
You started it.
This was the last episode ofWhiskey Pits.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I hope you enjoyed the run it turns out we're just
three guys sitting arounddrinking coffee.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
That's right In front of a microphone in a basement.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
So monkey poo coffee, yeah, yeah, I've never had it
but what the heck is it?
Because I've said it in a jokeand people are like huh yeah,
but it's a monkey that eats acoffee cherry there's a I'm not
I don't actually know whatcountry it comes from I'll think
that I'm saying but there's a,an area that there are monkeys
(33:59):
that eat the coffee beans, thebean, or like the fruit that the
coffee.
Well, yeah, it's the, it was.
Yeah, it starts the fruit,because that's different.
They're not roasting.
That'd be impressive monkeysthat can roast them and roast
them in their, in their butts,so yeah, they're roasting.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
That's one of those things where, like people know
that it comes through.
These are butt-roasted, they'rebutt-roasted.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
That's one of those things where people know that it
comes through.
If you buy that coffee, it'sexpensive.
You know, yeah, this wasthrough a monkey, but they have
to decide.
How obvious can we be aboutthat on the thing?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Before we stop selling it.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
If they put on the front of the the package like
butt roasted would they?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
still sell there's gotta be a line there's a
certain niche.
I think of people that wouldbuy that they're like they would
understand what I've beenwaiting.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I've been waiting for this looking for it.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I've heard about it, so how do they label it?
I don't.
They don't label it monkey poo.
That's even more.
I thought they did no, wellthen, I feel like it's even more
.
I thought they did no, wellthen, I feel like that's great.
I feel like they have to.
They can't like so hold on,they can't hide it Somewhere.
No one can be up to it like ohyeah, we forgot to tell you the
monkey, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
This was in a monkey's butt, right, it's not
just coffee nut, is it a nut?
The bean, yeah, is in the fruit.
The fruit, yeah, like an apple,like inside an apple are right,
so just with a coffee bean it'smore nut than anything.
(35:26):
So there's very little likefruit on the outside, so it's
just on the inside of these two,two parts.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
So they're chewing, I mean they could potentially
have chewed it.
I mean, it's gonna, yeah, dosomething to that bean, so
anyways.
So, but it's something abouttheir stomach acid, right?
Yes, the way it breaks, goingto do something to that bean, so
anyways, but it's somethingabout their stomach acid, right?
Yes, the way it breaks it, whatit adds to it, or the way it
breaks it down or something thatadds flavor.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Maybe there's another animal that would be even
better.
Have they tried this?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, what other stomach acids Is there a?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
better animal than a monkey?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Like a peacock.
There we go.
I didn't want to go rootingthrough peacock poop.
Do you think peacock poop islike multicolored?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
There's no answer to that question yeah, he'll get
back to you.
There's no answer to thatquestion.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's like glitter poo .
Speaker 1 (36:09):
This is cool.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
So if it chews it up and I was actually thinking
about this the other day Wereyou, Phil, I really was, Really
it really was, Because it wasreally like you guys have eaten
corn on the cob right.
How in the world does a corn?
Kernel how does it reconstituteitself as it goes through your
stomach and your smallintestines?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Because then the next day you want to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
There's clearly corn.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, and it doesn't look like it's chewed.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No, it looks like it's reconstituted kernels of
corn.
Yeah, is this the same thingthat happens with the bean?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I mean it's just, it's not.
Yeah, the inside of your bodyis not, it's not taking
nutrients from it, so it's notbreaking it down or it can't
break down.
I don't know it's somethingwith can't break down.
I don't know it's somethingwith, exactly Like corn
literally has barely anynutrients.
I think there's none Right Likeit's just it tastes good.
Yeah, but I chew it Well, maybeyou should go to the dentist
and get some teeth instead ofgumming your corn.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
These are the things that keep you up at night.
It sounds like that.
I really do wonder.
You have a good life, though.
You're like.
What's it going to look like?
I can hear it moving around inthere.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I just wonder if it's going to happen same day.
My goal is same day, same day,then I know exactly how regular
I am.
We're talking about a lot ofthings today.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
We're going to get as much as we can into.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Jared's time.
We've really got to pack it in.
Poop cycles are important.
Have you ever been impacted?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
It's like Dr Oz, used to do whole multiple episodes
on your poop cycle.
Really yeah, that's how you gotfamous, maybe we should do that
.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Turns out, that's what Whiskey Bits is.
Turns out, it's a poop show.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just think it's fascinating.
The joke that I was working onis who figured this out?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
The monkey poop, yes, the first guy.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, who's observing the monkey?
Probably some person.
They're observing him andstudying him oh they ate the
cherry, yeah, Okay.
Or like maybe they don't knowwhat does this monkey eat.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
What's their?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
diet like.
So they pick through.
Oh, it's coffee, yeah.
Oh, the bean is intact, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's just probably hit it, you know, secretly in
his lab he's like I wonder ifyou can roast this.
Yeah, if it would taste weird.
Yeah, and that's he's like bycuspid, this is the best thing
I've ever had what did I justsay?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
a dare, how many things are a dare where it's
like, oh, this is actually likethink about the amount of things
out there that someone had totry for the first time out of a
dare milk.
Like someone milk.
Someone saw, like think aboutwhat amount of things out there
that someone had to try for thefirst time Out of a dare Milk.
Like someone saw, like thinkabout what a lobster looks like
Someone's like I'm going to eatthat I dare you.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Like that's horrifying, but you know they
probably didn't.
Did they cook it the first time?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
They're just an addict.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Like, yeah, so I've learned a few things.
Don't't eat it raw with theshell on.
Um, you gotta de-shell it.
And uh, yeah, have you hadcrawfish?
Crawfish is good, I you knowwhat I love is soft shell crab.
Oh, so good, so good you can,because you can eat the shell,
(39:11):
kind of I don't think you'resupposed to eat the shell no
soft shell crab.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
you do, you do, yeah, you eat the whole thing.
Yeah, you fry it, because theyjust fry the whole crab.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, oh, it's good, and then?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
you eat it.
I don't want Chinese food.
We usually do this.
Now we're back to poop cycleWe'll usually have a
conversation going, and thenit'll be like it'll remind us of
something.
And then we're think about wewant to go eat something.
(39:44):
Yeah, do you think if you ate asoft shell crab, would the soft
shell crab come out whole?
Would it reconstitute?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
itself 100.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
No, it's like hello sometimes it feels like that
yeah well, this was fun.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Jared, thanks for good yeah, thanks for coming
talking about so many things.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't know what we talked about.
That was I blacked out.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, the coffee is delicious.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Coffee is really good .
I think we should have anotherone of these.
It's good I'll make another one.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, can you just come over, maybe every morning,
sure, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
It actually would probably be morning.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Hey I just, what are you doing tomorrow morning at 4
30?
Speaker 2 (40:17):
oh that's a funny question.
He'll just be going to bed it'strue, we cross.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
We've talked about this.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
We cross over for like two hours yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is where we're at.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, that's right, that's where we're like well, we
got a two-hour window becauseI'm going to bed.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
So yeah, we do uh yeah, I'll do one of those it's
true you know, yeah, well thanksguys.
Great thanks for bringing thecoffee yeah, thanks for coming
on here and thanks for saying no, you got it anytime you know
what I'm gonna say?
J balls nailed it.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Whiskey j balls no whiskey bits.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, okay, next time on whiskey bits.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
There's two carts in front of us and then you look
out across the rest of the golfcourse and there is no less than
eight to ten more carts justsitting out there with people on
them and you're like where areyou playing?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
and I was like what holes are you on?
I thought, is there like anoutdoor movie that started or
something, because they're alljust lined up sitting there.
I got to the little monocular,whatever that's called Monocular
.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Is that what it's called?
It's called a range finder,okay.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Well, it's got mono-culers.
So I looked for the one culerand saw the people and I was
like they're not doing anything,they're just literally just
sitting there.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I think maybe they had died they were.
They were waiting for somebodyelse in front of them, but it
was just wild to see all ofthose people just out there um
and and leaving their golf ballsjust wherever they hit them
I'll take it was yeah, we got aNike, you did.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yep, we found a Shrixon Apparently nobody likes
that, shrixon, shrixon.
Yeah, that was the one that hadthe two colors.
Yeah, that's helpful for mebecause I can find it.
Yeah, hey, thanks for tuning into Whiskey Bits.
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