BAD DOGE

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is Whisky Hell,
Think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Saturday, February twenty second, seven thirty two in the evening
This is Whiskey Hell podcast. This is your news show.
I'm McShane. Fits is an Oregon. How's it going, man?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
It's wet, It's very wet. We just had a what
they refer to as an atmospheric river literally just hit
like an hour ago and it's going to be raining
for the next I don't know, thirty six hours or so.
So we'll see how many how many inches we get?
You know, ladies, you can put your predictions in the
in the chat. How many inches Fits has to give tonight, as.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Long as you're giving and not giving less than ten?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, right, right right? Anyway, that's how I am.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
How are you what not not hot and wet?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Then?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, well you know, actually it's it's like sixty degrees outside,
so for for this time of year, that's that's pretty warm.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
What are we looking at for next week when Heffey
and I land.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, you know, I'm I'm I'm doing I'm on like
fits predictions right now that professionals don't seem to know
what the fuck they're doing around here. I'm gonna predict
mid fifties during the days. Nice, uh, you know, low
forties at night, and hopefully some some rain showers here
and there, but hopefully we get some some sun so

(02:13):
we can get out and enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, I can I can dig that. I can dig that.
But I'll have more.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
For sure, for sure, And by Wednesday I'll know for
sure I'll be able to tell you exactly what's going
to happen each day.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Good. I'm looking forward to it. Halfey's looking forward to it.
We need to get out of Dodge. We need to
get into the friendly confines and hang out with you
on your on your birthday. It's coming up very very quickly,
the Big five.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh yeah, it is. It's Uh, it's really weird to
think about being fifty, really weird, because I don't know
if you recall, but I was pretty adamant that I
wanted to die by the time I was forty. Oh yeah, yeah,
I want to go out while I'm on top, and uh,
you know, I don't want to all the physical ailments
and all that bullshit that comes with being being old,

(03:03):
which still holds true, but I don't. I feel pretty
good for fifty, I guess. Uh. And Plus I got
a lot. I got a lot left to do here
first and foremost of which is the show. This is,
this is too valuable. I can't can't leave yet.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Nope, we got lots to do, lots and lots of
people to inform, lots of ridiculous to ridiculousness to discuss,
and uh.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Lots of narratives to bust.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh Jesus. This week there was like five that popped
up this week.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah yeah, hitting hard on all cylinders. They were there.
The machine is definitely up and running, and it is
trying to resist all that that Trump and and Elon
and team Doge is trying to do crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
And they cannot get away from any of it. Everything
gets sucked right back into everything that the Trump is doing.
That's how engaged the country is, whether they like it
or not, mainstream it cannot swing it. There was a
there's a King Trump narrative that's going around. We've got
asteroid that's gonna hit in twenty thirty two. The percentage

(04:13):
keeps going up week by week. Now, I'm really curious
to see what happens next week. Bad Dodge Dodge is bad.
We knew that live. We think we talked about that
last week, but it's got even worse this week. In fact,
do we need to go through and discuss five things
that we did from this week and send a note
to Elon because that's the new thing tonight.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Sure, I mean yes, I'm gonna say yes. I also
I already do that, so I'll just cut and paste
what I already do at work because I'm held accountable.
You're held accountable. Most people are held accountable at work,
and it's just hilarious to me that people are up
in arms about the fact that someone wants to hold
these people accountable.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Finally, I believing, well, I'll tell you the most ridiculous
ex posts that I've seen after the announcement that government
employees were going to be required to post the five
things that they did this week came from United States
Representative Illinois Representative cast In, who is calling for civil disobedience.

(05:22):
This is a good opportunity for mass civil disobedience. Musk
has no authority to do this. Encourage all all federal
employees to report to work, prepare, get the fuck or
go fuck yourself letters, and continue to demonstrate in the
public service. This guy is an absolute rich piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Total piece of shit. And you know what, fuck you,
fuck fuck you and your fuck you letters. You you
don't want to answer to the people who are paying
your paycheck in any other part of the business world.
You're fired that day. Don't don't collect your things, will
mail them to you. Get the fuck out civil disobedience.

(06:07):
Who is this guy? Do you know what that means?
Dick hole? Is a dick hole?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, it's okay when when when Democrats say there should
be civil disobedience, But if anybody who's conservative calls for
it or calls for some kind of a yeah, it's
it's it's Jason sick.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's an insurrection.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's an insurrection. It's an insurrection, insurrection, fucking stupid. The
Pope might be dying. That's a big one, that one.
That one came this past week, and I think we're
gonna have to get into that a little bit because
the timing. I find it really interesting, even though he's
eighty eight and decrepit and he's been in office for
thirty three years or for thirteen years.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I I agree, I think the timing. Yes, he's eighty eight,
I get it, but yeah, it's just and again this
when I say timing is odd, I'm not saying that
there's any nefarious powers behind it or motivations behind it,
although there could be. But you know, the universe just
has a way of like, you know, you turn over

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that one rock at the top of the hill, and
it tends to cause them a landslide, like a lot
of things change all at once from that one thing
being you know, I really do feel like I hear
a lot of talk out there about people saying we're
we've jumped timelines, we're on the right one. This time,
we finally got back on the right timeline. I think
there's something to that. It's like all of these all

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of these myths and all of these things that were
true two years ago. They have to die in order
for us to move on. And you know, the pope
might be one of those things. And I said this
earlier to you and half earlier in the week. But
there was a prophecy somewhere and I cannot find where
I read it, but that this would be the last pope,
that this is the last one. We won't have a

(07:53):
pope after this. Catholic Church is is dead, it's going away.
So I don't know very regardless of where you come
down on that. This is very interesting time to be alive.
I know we've been saying that for a while, but
God damn, it just keeps getting better. I can't pop
enough popcorn for all this. It is amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
With something we did not get last week because this
broke on Sunday was the German policing of the Internet.
We are going to have to dive into that. I
think we got a couple of clips and this isn't
anything new, but sixty Minutes goes over to Germany and actually,
well it seemed to me like they weren't exactly negative

(08:37):
towards Germany's censorship, and it's actually was happening on the
doorstep of their new election, which they're really trying to
avoid the right wing party to get into office, which
same thing as what happened here. If you're in the
right wing, you're obviously a Nazi. So it's very interesting

(08:58):
timing that that came up. And uh, Elon has another
kid apparently, which might have been a Israeli honey trap.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Could have been. I mean she listen, if that girl
what's her name, Saint Clair? Yeah, yeah, if she wants
to honey trap me, I'm all about it. I I
And you know, honestly, I think my wife would understand
that girl is a smoke show?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
My god, do you think yeah, I did want to
do that. I did.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh yeah. You mean would Massad want to come after me?
Oh yeah, yeah yeah no no, Massad has no idea
who who fits McShane or I wish they did, because
it's really women are.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Beautiful, Yes, yes they are. All right, Well let's not
let's not dally any longer. What beer are you drinking?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, what we do know is that is a very
ARTI so it's going to be a delicious beer. What
we don't know is anything beyond that. Well, I'll tell
you this. It poured a nice, solid, dark black, so
I'm assuming it's a stout, does not does not have

(10:16):
a a smell or look to it that it's a
porter's I'm definitely going stout. I'm smelling some coffee. So
now I'm gonna narrow it down and say it's a
coffee stout. I don't know what other flavors might be
in there, so let's go ahead and take take a sip.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Here.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Was this from a bottle or was it from a can?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Can?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Interesting? Okay, Prairie teasers. Hmmm, they're fantastic.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
God damn shit. You know what, I might have to
retract my initial statement. This could be a coffee porter.
This could be a coffee porter. Yeah, yeah, it's you
know the lightness of a porter versus a stout. It's
got that light, effervescent fizziness in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yep, a little dry um hm. And they don't knack
very many in cans, so that's this.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Uh, this could be like a breakfast porter. Shit. All right, well,
let's just do the big reveal. I don't I know,
people don't like it when I go for it, when
I just wander all right, Uh, this is called not
the gum Drop Buttons. Uh oh, okay, that's where I'm
getting it. It is a milk stout with vanilla coffee

(11:37):
and gingerbread. So that's why I went breakfast because there's
like a pancakey, but that's the ginger in there. So wow,
that's very very good. Definitely nailed the coffee. The milk
stouts what threw me off. It's a nine point five
ABV yeah, but very solid. The uh artwork on this

(12:01):
can is it's disturbing. I don't know any other way
to put it. It's a gingerbread man making an espresso coffee. Uh.
And then he sits down in a lazy boy and
his fucking house is a it's a goddamn mess, which
always stresses me out when I see really messy houses
because he has coffee cups everywhere, could spilled coffee. It's

(12:23):
disturbing me. I can't look at it anymore anyway. I
guess his name is gum Drop Buttons.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Is that a Is that a reference to Shrek? Yeah,
it could be Buttons. I can't remember if that was
actually an or not.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, well, we can definitely consult the Book of Knowledge
on that. But regardless of the name and the artwork.
Fantastic beer, well done, Prairie Artisanal. They god damn they
they just nail it every time.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, they don't make a bad beer. I've never had
a bad beer from them. All right, I'm uh, I'm
rebelling tonight.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
O rebelling? What is that?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
It means that my whole vertical idea, which has has
turned out to be absolute bullshit so far, I'm actually
gonna run with the barley wine up front. That's gonna
be my first one. It's a twelve point three. This
is a brilliant radiance by pure project. And I've hated

(13:29):
this experiment so much that I'm I'm gonna go back
and test maybe it's me right, because typically I'll I'll
save the big one for the end, right, as one does.
That's what she said. But this one, I I maybe
maybe my palette was off. This is the this is

(13:50):
the one from twenty twenty three. This is the last
of the vertical Excuse me, So I just want to
see if maybe it's better if I'm not happy that yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, And that's you know, actually a
kind of a fun thing to talk about. If you
are ever out and you have a bad beer, don't
don't throw that baby out with the bathwater, because sometimes
it is the meal you had before, the beer you
had before it. Whatever. It might be a solid beer
still and you just had it in the wrong order

(14:23):
that night. So you know, I always try a beer
twice or twelve times before I give it, you know,
a real judgement.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Unless it's nine oh three and then they're dead.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
To be well. Yeah, dude, we gave them so many chances,
so many that we didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
But this says a lot because they've actually pulled this
vertical off of the website, off a Pure project's website,
so I'm going to go with it. They weren't very
proud of it. Yeah, right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Huh, Okay, that's better.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
It also could be newer, so part of that might
be because this isn't hasn't been cellared for four years.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, it's happening too.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Sometimes sometimes beers don't age well.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, so this isn't about two years old. Good caramel flavor,
color is great, It's a soft mouth feel, textured really
really well, doesn't have a whole lot of smell to it. Okay,
good amount of fig a little bit of caramel in there. Mhm.

(15:44):
It's not a bad barley one. We'll see how that
one goes as it warms up. But that was not
a bad barley one. It does taste than the others. Yeah,
we'll see, we will see. All right, So this week
went a little crazy with the polls this week, but

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we do have some to kind of work in with
everything else that's that that that happened. Do you remember
the protest where it was the the women in France
and they're wearing looks like, well, no tops, they're going topless.
Do I remember?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
I think about it daily.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I enjoyed this protest a great deal.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
And when I say think about I mean, you know,
other stuff too, especially but the front.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Oh yeah, but I I really like this. This is
one of those protests that I can completely get behind it.
We've talked about this before. This is all about stopping
the war on women, which there absolutely is one. We've
talked about it, and it's it's totally pushed by the West.
It's absolutely it's it's total bullshit. But we did go

(16:59):
ahead and throw that up there as a as a pole.
And my question was is this an effective protest?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Did did you see the was that on the on
the Senate floor that I think it was? A senator
got this woman, I don't know, trans woman, I think,
but to admit that, you know, he's like, so, so wait,
so we should We're talking they were talking about, you know,
putting men in women's sports, and and he's like, so

(17:35):
we should just have regular you know, fully abled athletes
compete in the special Olympics. And she actually said, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Oh no, it's like it was Pierce Morgan. Oh that
Riley gaines On. Well, I'll pull that up in a second.
Just yeah, a good.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
That's the kind of insanity that that we're dealing with here.
That's that's the level of absolute acid ninery. And I
don't even know that that's a word, but it fucking is.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Now.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
It is unreal what we're dealing with. These people are
mentally ill.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
So the voting on that one was fifty two percent
Yes it was an effective protest, forty eight percent No,
it was not an effective protest. That was out of
one hundred and forty one responses. I kind of did
that tongue in cheek, but it actually turned out to
be an interesting little poll.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, that is interesting. That is interesting. And you know,
I mean, I guess your definition of an effective protest
is different for everybody. Oh yeah, because it's effective to
me every time I watch it, you know, with my
pants down. But other people might have a different metrics

(18:51):
for what an effective you know, quote unquote effective protest is.
You see here, oh, Riley Gaines, you know what she's
Riley Gaines is famous for all the right reasons. It

(19:12):
also helps that she's easy on the eyes. But you
know she took a stand and I'm so proud of
that girl, like, good for you.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Fuck these people, absolutely absolutely, and she's an Olympian. Come on,
well yeah, all right, here here's uh here, this is
Riley Gaines gets transactivist to say he believes we should
let Olympic athletes compete in the Paralympics. Absurd from top
to bottom, saying there should be a gender neutral Olympics.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Are you serious? Do you also believe, Blossom that.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
We should combine the Paralympics and the Olympics. I would
love to hear an answer to that.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Okay, I'll aska bring back blossom.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Blossom, should we combine the Paralympics?

Speaker 7 (19:52):
With the regular Olympics.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Have them all compete with each other.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
I mean, why not?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
And to go back to completely absurd You can't tell
me that it's not a mental illness.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, why not. I'm gonna give you like ten reasons
and they're all really good. Why not, you fucking moronest?
Oh gosh right, anyway, go women and go Paralympics, you know,

(20:29):
go all those things that have been set up for
for very good reasons. They're you know, we're all trying
to do the right thing. And then and then these
idiots come along and try and wreck it all and
they can piss off. They're on the losing team now,
which feels good. I think they always were. There always
been losers, and I'm not I'm not believing it. But

(20:50):
hold on, I'm not saying that trans people are losers.
I'm saying that people who advocate for things like this,
whether they're trans or not, those are the losers. You're
completely wrong, and all of us who are thinking people
know it. So go crawl back unto your rock because
you're you're you don't belong here the pole.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Let's get into Dodge first, because the Dodges Dodges all
the Dodge information is going to come back to the
to the polls that we have. Is that that cool?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah? Sounds great?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
All right? Uh so Stacy Abrams. This week they found
two billion dollars for Power Forward Communities. I really really
this is from the Washington Free beakon you guys can
check it out in the show notes. I need need
to see this get investigated because if there is a

(21:52):
an example of absolute fraud by the Biden regime, I
don't know what what there is. Dodge discovered two billion
in taxpayer funds set aside for a fledgling nonprofit linked
to perennial Georgia Democrat candidate Stacy Abrams. The Environmental Project
Protection Agency under the Biden administration awarded Power Forward Communities

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the grant in April twenty twenty four as part of
the agency's greenhouse Gas Reduction Fund program. Power Forward Community
Communities received the green Energy grant despite the fact that
it was founded months earlier in late twenty twenty three,
and never managed anywhere near the grant's dollar figure. It's

(22:36):
reported that just one hundred dollars in total revenue during
its first three months in operation. It is an absolute
grift and I need. I want to see the receipts.
I want to see where it all comes from. These
are these are filings that I mean, this could be
absolutely massive, And this is the kind of stuff that

(22:57):
I don't understand isn't being heralded across the media. It's
absolutely sickening.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, one hundred percent. I couldn't agree more. We all
knew Stacy Abrams was a was a complete hack anyway.
She's a hack as a as a politician, she's a
hack as a community member, she's a hack as a
human being. She's terrible and I and you know, so
you see someone like that and you're like, how the
fuck did they even get the money? Who did they?

(23:26):
Who do they have dirt on that that makes them
give her money because she's a worthless person. Well, now
we know it was our money being funneled through some
bullshit power forward community going right into her pockets. I'm
with you, dude, I think if that's what did indeed happen.

(23:47):
And again, these are all this is all allegedly. Yeah,
Micshane and I are not you know, legal counsel, we're
not medical professionals, and we're certainly not professional journalists. Although
we're getting there. But if that's what happened, it's that
is the beginning of the largest scandal, political scandal we've

(24:09):
seen since since what maybe Watergate, and maybe even bigger
than that, because if it starts with Stacy Abrams, who
knows where that I mean, you pull on that thread,
someone's going to be standing without a sweater. I truly
think the whole thing's gonna unravel and there won't be

(24:29):
that thing's being held together. It's a house of cards.
It's a house of cards, and we're pulling out that
first card on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
So the first one of the first acts, I think
after some DEI got trounced by the new EPA administrator,
Lee Zelden was to find this. On February thirteenth, his
staff and Department of Government Efficiency officials discovered that the
Biden administration parked twenty billion at an outside financial institution

(25:00):
for eight other greenhouse Gas Reduction Fund grants. They just
parked the money fits, They just left it there. You
guys just we're just gonna go and stick that twenty
billion here. You guys, go ahead and draw it whenever
you feel like. I have a bank account and I
wouldn't mind you guys sticking. I don't care how much.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
It right, I'll take twenty dollars twenty billion with a B,
guys with a B for CO two reduction, no plan,
no you know, towers of carbon filters, no fields of solar,

(25:41):
no wind farms. Just here's twenty billion and reduce carbon
with that somehow. Good job, go good luck, go for it.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Unreal, This was a big one. This was a huge
find and I absolutely love it. I absolutely love it.
I want more. I want people paraded through the streets.
I want to see I'm in cuffs. In fact, let's
just do a gigantic purp walk right down in front
of the White House and you can start from the
Capitol and then just walk right into the White House

(26:11):
and then put him into a truck and then then
wheel moth the jail. That's what needs to.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Happen right down Pennsylvania Avenue. I love that idea. I
also think we should bring back tarring and feathering, because
I mean, can you imagine, you know, the tar that
we have today is chemically superior to anything they used
back in the Middle Ages. So ta tar and feather
someone now, I think you're looking at years, possibly a

(26:39):
decade before you can get that shit cleaned off your body.
And I am here for it, because you know what,
you've been stealing from the American people for at least
that long. So every year, every piece of skin you
have to pull off to get the tar off, I'm
here for it. You shouldn't have done it, you know.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Lisa brings up a really good point. We have all
those chickens that have been called during the Biden administration,
the whole reason why we've got you know, inflation on eggs,
and you can't find them any place right now. You've
got tons of dead chickens that we can go and
you know, feather people from. And there's plenty of tar
that's not being used on our streets because they're not
doing infrastructure exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
That's a great point. Yeah, we have the resources. Let's
bring it back. Let's okay, let's start a new bumper
sticker line, bring back tar and feathering. Let's make a
nerve tarring and feathering tar.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
And I think barring, tarring and feathering do you have
to do does it have to be does it to
be tarring and feathering or just tar?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
I think it's tar and feather because the whole, the
whole ritual is called to tar and feather, so you
be tar and feathering. I don't think it's like passers By.
I don't think it's tarring and feather.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, Lisa is the crad forest. It's M A T
and f A and Aaron supports this, so that maybe
we need new shirts made anyway, so that might be.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, I still need to talk to you. I was.
I'm waiting for you and half Dady Gap here to
talk about our new our new merch line. I kind
of want to do it in person because I yeah,
because you guys are gonna love it.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm I'm all in. I'm
all in, absolutely all in. The I r S is
laying off six thousand employees.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
The the fun part for me in this is that
these were all probationary employees that everybody's freaking out about.
So they're not even regular employees. They're temporaries. They were
in the eighty eight hundred, right, yeah, yeah, eighty eight thousand,
eighties or no eighties, yeah, eighty eight thousand, yea yea yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
And I'm not looking i don't want I'm not laying
people off. Firing people's not good, right, I mean, it's hard,
I get it, it's emotional. It sucks. You need to
go find another job. But we're cutting waste. You're obviously
you're you're not needed. I'm sorry, get the fuck out that.
That's where we're at, right, yep. But they're all probationary.

(29:11):
And and that's the part that's being lost in this
mainstream media is defending the employees and how you know
you're you're you're doing too much. You guys got to
slow down. You shouldn't be cutting this many. Well, if
they're probationary, I we've done this at my job. I
don't know why this is anything different.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
This is business exactly exactly. I was just gonna say
the same thing. It It happens in businesses every single week,
every week. And you know, that's part of the reason
that they're probationary. And here's the thing. You know, sometimes
funding drives up, sometimes a company's priorities change, and I
think this is a little bit of both of that.
I think I think they're trying to, you know, cut

(29:53):
the fat. I think the priorities for the I r
s are going to definitely shift focus, and you don't
need brand new people for where the focus is going
to be shifting to. You need, you know, veteran people
that know how to look into, you know, fraudulent accounts.
So sorry, new guys, you're on probation. We can cut
you whenever we want. Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, wouldn't it be worse if you were if you're
cutting the long term employees. To me, this is the
right this is the right thing to do. Now you
cut the probationary and then you go back and you
get a little bit more surgical about it, right, Okay,
who do we need? What do we need? What are
the basic functions? I mean, unless you just want to

(30:34):
get rid of the whole irs, which would be absolutely
fantastic and I think we totally support.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
For abolishing that bitch for sure.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Uh eight percent budget cut for the Pentagon was announced.
I'm looking forward to this, but I'm not looking forward
to it from the standpoint of seeing defense changed, in
that I want the waste taken out, I want the
bureaucracy taken out, and I want some badass fucking weapons.
I want cheap stuff. I want drones. I want millions
of them. I want iron fucking domes over every fucking city,

(31:08):
and I want it. That's what I want. I want
the fucking hammer. Just like when hefe comes in, he
brings nothing but the fucking hammer, right hefe.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yes, yes, right.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
It just got me so hard.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
I have that effect on most people.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, well especially me, man. That's why we've been together
so long. How's the uh, how's the evening?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Pretty decent so far, It's it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Like I.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
You know, we've got twenty minute tables, twenty minute downs,
and uh so I'll deal to you know, I don't know,
ten tables at a night something like that, And like
I got guys coming up to me saying, you know,
like they remember me, but I don't remember them. I
remember them from last year or last night. You know.

(31:59):
It's like some people I do, but a lot of people,
I mean, it's a lot of people. I deal to
a lot of different faces to try to remember, and
most of the time I'm like, yeah, yeah, that was
a good, good run we had there on whatever table
where there's a group here from somewhere, and that's we're

(32:22):
busy as fun. That's good.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Nice. Any big concerts or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
We had in Vogue a couple of weeks ago that
was pretty big, and we had Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
And we're gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never
gonna get it, never gonna get it.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Sorry, go ahead, well you should do carry.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Okay, Yeah, dude, that was good. I thought you were
actually playing the track.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's fucking tight. Huh yep, that's what I do to
shift into a nice lady's voice there, just.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
For it is fog Hat is that from the Is
that that's old right? Like eighties? Or my god, yes
they're coming, they're coming here.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I thought you were gonna say foghorn, leghorn.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Hey. You know what. While I was doing my uh
my farm report research, I came across the statistic.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Okay, wait wait is this part of the farm report
or this is just a random.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
This is there's some random and it has nothing to
do with the farm report, just so you know. Okay, okay,
all right, all right, but we're gonna let's let's have
a little game here, a little quick one. What is
the average breast size for an American woman?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh god, all right, I want numbers and letters or
just letters or.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Just numbers and letters numbers.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, we've got we have we have people in the chat,
so let's remember that. I don't really know what to
do with that. Lisa.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
That's that's actually a large man.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
His name is Bill.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, he plays He plays middle linebacker.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
For the fucking Chiefs Monkeys. Oh god, Okay, see Max,
he's at the thirty sixth C.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, I know what I want it to be, but
I think I'm gonna be way off. But I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna say a thirty four.

Speaker 10 (34:31):
B.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
That's it's a really good one. That's really really good.
M Bill likes to feel pretty mother fucker. Thank you.
Lisa got me Elsa's thirty four C or Lisa's real
guess is thirty eight C. I'm gonna go thirty six C.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
What'd you say? Fits?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I said thirty four B.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
This shocked me for a minute, but then I thought
about it. Just it's four inches, it's thirty thirty four.
This is the average. I mean thirty four double.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
D what what?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yes? And that's what I said at first, But then
I started thinking. Those seventy five eighty year old women
are out there, they keep kind of growing, They're skewing it.
I think, could they get some.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
And honestly, you know we have I mean, anyway you
slice it, we have an a BC problem in this country. Yeah,
and that I mean, breasts are fat collectors.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
And I think, and I mean, sorry.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
There's implants too true.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
True. So even if you were genetically up, you know,
thirty four A, you can now be a thirty four
double D.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
But but to say that's the average, it's it's still
hard to wrap I had around that.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Holy shit, Okay, hefe to back you up, here's here's
gros post. The average breast size for women in the
United States is commonly cited as thirty four double D
BRA size. The figure comes from various surveys in salt
and sales data over the years, reflecting a trend of
increasing breast side over time, up from an average of

(36:23):
thirty four B in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
See, I'm back in the eighties, That's what I guessed.
I'm back in the eighties. When I mean when wait,
was it the eighties that I lost my virginity? Now
it was just just barely in the nineties, so I
was still, but I was still. That was my come
upance was in the eighties.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
I did an I did a follow up to this,
which didn't really work out because I found out there
was one country with a bigger average, But the example
they gave was thirty four D, so it had been
a completely different, you know, set of statistics. Ver But
I guess what country it was that's supposedly the only

(37:09):
one bigger than the United States. I average.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Canada or Mexico or Russia. No, it's got to be Russia, right,
or China?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Russian women, Eastern Eastern Bloc and and Slavic women are
petite and they're more that thirty four B. I bet no. Now,
the big big ladies come from Italy.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Norway.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh God, they're hot and they have.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Apparently big juggles.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
All right, I'm making a proposal. Since we have the
entire board here, I propose that we move the show
to Norway. Anybody, do I have a second?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
All right? So what time do we have to go
on air? To be on for about seven thirty?

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Who cares? Who?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
The point is? Wait, Nordic women with gigantic cans are
gonna be in the studio period. Done, end of story.
We're moving. I don't care if I don't get a second,
we're moving.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Can we get a subsidy from them over in Norway?
Be a podcast Americans podcast in Norway.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
That sounds like something that someone needs to research.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
All right, Shane, all right, I'll get on that for
next weekend. We'll definitely embark.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Oh god, see I can handle the cold weather if
that's what you got waiting for you. Like every pub
you go into, every you know, store, home, whatever, that's fantastic.
Well that's some you know, that's some outstanding research right there.
Hefe I'm I am applauding. I listen. We all know

(39:08):
you know, iron sharpens, iron, all that stuff. I feel
like you've surpassed McShane and I as far as the
the sharpness of your blade, dude, you're you're fucking killing
it lately and I and all you make me want
to do is get better. So thank you for that.
That's solid.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Well thanks, that means a lot. The reason I was
in case anybody's curious, I wasn't doing anything nefarious or
anything like that, but.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Never none of us do that.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
This was a this was research for the farm report.
It was going to be a farm report, but the
subject matter kind of I lost trash traction. With that one,
I wanted a different I want a different well. I
lost traction track traction, traction, traction, traction, So we went
a different route with the with the farm reports time

(39:57):
you know is seething. Let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Teething? Did you say teething?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Did I?

Speaker 11 (40:08):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Here's the thing? First of all, just pro tip. If
you're losing traction, you can wash off some of the
lotion with running water. And then the second thing is,
if you said teething, that could be a very interesting
topic tonight. You know, I've got a I've got a
new puppy and she's about a month away from starting

(40:31):
to uh to lose her puppy teeth. So if we're
if that's a subject matter, I'm gonna be highly interested.
If it's not, I might still be interested too. But
I'm just saying it's very relevant to my life.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Okay, I'll stay tuned.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
He how much?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
How much? How much time do you have before you
gotta go back?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
I got like four or five minutes?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Can we hit the Can we hit this one? Fits?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Do it?

Speaker 10 (41:03):
I've always had issues and hangouts of my own, like
aneus and like butt play, But I'm just like, you
know what, like admitted adults, I'm committed, I'm doing the work.
I feel like this is probably like a good yeah.
Time to like segue into that. Do you like butt playing,
masturbation or are you? Are you as focused?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Well? I'm a I'm a side. I don't like. I don't.
I don't like to.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
I've done plenty of uh top and bottom. I have
enjoyed them both, but I'm aware that I've just kind
of evolved into a place where I don't really enjoy
it nearly as much as a lot of other stuff.
I love to suck, sucking and getting sucked by somebody
who's really good at it and very present and as

(41:49):
into it as I am.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
This is the rain City Jacks, as found by wake
Up Washington. These guys funding from the government for two
thousand dollars for circle jerks.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Why am I not being paid for my kinks? Seriously?
Why you know, as a cis white male, what the
fuck does that even mean as a straight white guy?
I want no fuck now. I can't believe it came
out of my mouth. I apologize to everybody out there.
I'm my I'm sorry, I'm I'm a little distracted by

(42:34):
thirty six double d.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Really I.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Want funding for my kink. What where's where's the grant
that that lets me, uh, you know, go on to
college campuses, meet new co eds and try out my
new pheromone sprays or whatever whatever it is. I mean,
I'm just it's a this is hypothetical, of course I

(42:59):
have I do not have a lab in my home.
I have not been working on pheromone sprays, but if
I were, I would want it funded by the government
if they can get this ship for sucking dick.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, justin I like to punch my own face while
I jerk off.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
That's that's right. That's called Well, which which hand are
you using your dominance to punch yourself or to jerk it?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
That's a great question. That's self b DSM. Dude, that's
that's actually pretty tricky and kind of pimp. Dude, my
hat's off. That's not easy. Yeah, video video or it
didn't happen. Here's the same.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
He saw it. So this is from the Washington Arts Committee.
This is rain City Jack's, a traditional jack off club,
following in the footsteps of the venerable Ny Jacks LA
fraternity and San Francisco Jacks. Rain City Jacks hosts regular
private events for its members to share masturbation and mutual

(44:02):
touch in an open group setting. Members failable to adult
men who desire and value what we have to offer.
They were given two grand to the Paniers Foundation. Wow.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I didn't even know these thing kinds of things existed,
let alone the fact that tax dollars were going to
fund it.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
And we just want to start a church. That's all
we want to do. We just start talking at church.
Just give me the tax right out for the church.
We're good. We don't have to sit around a circle, jerk.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
I mean we could. No, damn it.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
That's not in the bylines.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Is that not part of the church.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I don't know if I belong to the church.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Do I need to send my supply of funk water back?
Getting ready? I thought that was Sunday and Wednesday nights. Man,
you bring that back to me and jerk golf. No, No,
that's disappointing. Going.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I'll write him back and say, okay, so is that
a no?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Or by the way, for the for those of you
playing along at home, justin he's a switch hitter, so
he uses both hands for both acts, just just you,
just because I don't want people, you know, left hanging like, well,
what is it? Which hand does he use? We got,
we got an answer, it's both.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
You don't be a challenge, challenge.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
An extra extra sexist man.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Well, you know how you you switch off if you
go with the left hand, like if your right hand dombinant,
you go to the left hand, and that's like the
stranger right, you're cheating on the right hand. So if
you're using the left hand and you're punching your face
with the right, are you getting Is that like the
spouse abuse?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I mean yes, and no. I don't think it would
hold up in a in a in a court of law.
Any any normal, any any like reasonable person walking down
the street and seeing you do that would think that
you're Yeah, they would think that's spousal abuse.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I gotta go, all right, man, I can see you
next time.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, yeah, see you an hour.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
So I just I just realized when I said ambidextra sexes,
you guys have no idea what I'm talking about, because
that's an inside joke between my wife and I and
I and I'm and I I would actually like to
tell the story because it's it's a very funny story.
And also I think I want people to be able

(46:47):
to use this this term more widely than just between
my wife and I. Is this the time to tell
it or should we wait?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I think you've got to tell it now. You already
set it up. You're committment.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Okay. I'm very interested to hear what hefe has to
say about this when he goes back and listens to
the show. So this was before we moved up to Oregon.
We weren't married yet, we were just dating, but I
was I was living with her, and uh it was
it was one of the nights when you and I
went out and she was our d d and we

(47:20):
just got fucking trash. I think it was the night
that I somewhat allegedly might have, you know, been a
little bit crude to that one ratress because I ordered
like one beer and she brought me a different one.
And I wasn't like, I didn't yell at or anything,
but I just kind of was a dick. I don't
know if you remember that night, but anyway, we'd we'd

(47:40):
had some big beers. She got she gets me home,
we're out on the patio. Right, we had that little
patio out back, yep, and we had we had two
neighbors and one's name was fuck. I need to remember
their names.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
It's a weird name name.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Well, once one's name was Sam and the other's name
was Pat, we'll say okay, so like either one could
be the guy or the girl. Sure, And so I was.
I was out there drunk and I and we were
I was like, hey, it's so funny that we have
a neighbors named Pat and Sam. I was like, they're

(48:19):
ambidextra sexes. And I laughed for the next hour and
a half. She could not get get me under control.
I So, so what I'm what I'm trying to say
is if you're out there in listener land and you
know a couple and they have a they both have
names that could go either way, please feel free to

(48:41):
call them the ambidextrous sexes.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Couple.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
That's that's my that's my story.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I like that after all these years, still learning new
things because I never heard that story before. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, I My wife was really embarrassed because I was
you know, let's be honest, I can be a little
obnoxious when I've been drinking and I was loud, and
she's like, she's like, shut the fuck up. They're gonna
hear you. And I'm like, I know that's the point.
I want them to hear me. Oh god, it was a.
That was a that was a great night. And then

(49:20):
I passed out and you know, start over again. Yep,
run it anyway, Yeah, run it back exactly. Reset fits.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Would you rather have five thousand dollars a payoff the
national debt?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Pay off the national debt? It's not even it's not
even a half of a thought for me. I and
I'll and I'll tell you why. But let's go ahead
and let's get to this the poll that we put out,
and then also kind of justifications for both sides. But
I'll tell you why. I am on the side.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
I'm on.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
So we have forty one votes, and again this wasn't
straight up well, sixty one percent pay down the debt,
thirty nine percent, show me the money.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
It's a healthy majority.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
It's a it's a it's a healthy majority. It is.
And I just love that our folks are are fiscally responsible.
I'm not I would rather have the five grand because
I don't I have this sinking suspicion that we're never
going to get anything under control. So give me the
five grands, I can pay off a credit card or something.

(50:37):
That's where I landed on it. But it was interesting
because this kind of took on a life of its
own this week as well. So not only did the
again going back to nobody wants to call attention to
all that's being going to be saved. They don't want
to call attention to the bureaucracy it's being cut. They
just want to go ahead and make it about, you know,
the power grab and all this kind of crap. And

(51:01):
it came about from the projected savings that was given.
It's an interesting idea, I mean, getting a kickback for
everything that we've saved since you've out. I mean, I
know it's a ploy, right, this is this is a stick.
It's not really a stimulus, but it's a stimulus. Let's
call it what it is, even though it's we're not

(51:22):
printing more money to do it allegedly. It was just
an interesting debate that actually ended up coming out this week.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I agree. I do think that it's an interesting debate,
and I do see both sides of it, you know,
I think that the average American salary is. You know,
I think it's like seventy seventy two or seventy five
a year. So you're essentially talking about you're giving me
an extra month's paycheck, you know, after taxes. You know,

(51:53):
the average Americans probably bringing home about five grande a
month after taxes. Some people are making far less, so
this could be two or three months worth of you know,
pay which would be outstanding for a poor family. They
got three kids and they're barely making it. Five grand
would do a lot for me personally. This doesn't mean

(52:14):
shit I'd rather have. I'd rather pay down the national
debt and get interest rates down, get inflation down so
that I can buy a dozen eggs for less than
five bucks. Again, that's what I because I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna keep buying eggs month after month. That five
grand does me no good. Now if in six months

(52:36):
eggs are still twelve dollars a dozen, it does mean
no good. Nothing. So I'd rather pay down the national debt,
I do think. I mean, we saw what happened during
COVID when everybody got the stimulus money. That's when inflation
started to get out of hand, and we all knew
what was gonna happen. We all called it before they
fucking sent the checks. We said, this is going to

(52:56):
be massively inflationary, big problem. And here we are. And
it'll guys, it's never going to go back to where
it was. It's not like we're going to have negative inflation.
You know, We're prices is gas will never be twenty
five cents a gallon. Ever, it'll never be a dollar
fifty a gallon. Ever, It'll always be two fifty plus.

(53:18):
And that's on a good year. So I'd rather have
the money go to pay down our debts, you know.
And again I guess I'm showing my age, my how
conservative I've got, especially fiscally. I mean, remember when we
used to get our paycheck, Like I'd get paid and
the first thing we do is go cash it and

(53:38):
then go out that night, and I and I mean
I would spend all of it on on booze, on
just drinks, buying my friend's drinks, buying girls drinks, fucking
just waste it gone. And now I'm like, uh, I
want to prepare for what I want to do next
year and in the next five years. So I'm saving stuff.
So I understand that I'm coming from a very fiscally

(54:01):
conservative stance here, but I would always rather pay down
debt than have the cash in my pocket. Now, debt
is long term cash is you? I mean, fuck man,
you could die tomorrow. So I guess, I guess either way,
you can you slice it. It's it's I don't know.

(54:21):
It is an interesting concept, though, and I'm glad they
brought it up and that it's that it's being floated.
I and I like what this uh this administration is doing.
They're using x and other social media. I think they're
using this as like a litmus test, like, hey, let's
put out a rumor that we're thinking about doing a thing,
and then let's see how people feel about it, because

(54:44):
you know, they have algorithms running.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Oh absolutely real time.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
How much positive? Yeah, exactly, how much positive are we
getting on this? How much negative are we getting on this?
Real time? And I think, I think, yeah, right, well yeah,
so I I think it's kind of brilliant. I think
that's cool, and I think I do think as a whole,
the country probably follows pretty closely to what our poll reflected.

(55:11):
Do you remember when we used to put out a
pole and we were like, wow, we had twelve votes.
Thank you for everybody who voted. I mean, we're getting,
you know, forty votes without even trying. Sometimes you put
out a poll that's like, you know, something that it's
a hot topic that people are really pissed about, and
we're getting hundreds, And I just I really appreciate that
engagement from listeners, from people on X. I think we're

(55:33):
all involved in the national conversation. I guess what I'm
trying to say, even to just a small degree our show,
people are paying attention and they have something to say,
they have an opinion about it, and I'm I'm here
for all of that. We're back to talking again. You're
not afraid of getting canceled anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
No, No, It's okay to have an opinion on things.
It's okay to say what you think because nothing's gonna
come I mean, your opinion's going to be heard one
way or the other. It doesn't mean it's bad, it
doesn't mean it's good. It just means that you're able
to voice it and it might make a difference. Somebody
else might pick it up, it might go viral. Yeah. No,

(56:16):
I'm I'm completely on board with it, and I think
that's one of the things that's really really disturbing about
the current atmosphere that we were working in, right, because
you've got mainstream media still still holding on to this.
I can't let I have to keep my narrative going.
I've got you know, I'm taking money from from Pfizer

(56:38):
and who at Lockheed Martin and all of these types.
So I have to keep the message on point. I
need to keep making sure that I'm hammering Trump or
whoever's in office as much as I possibly can to
steer the narrative, steer the policy. Well, you don't get
that anymore. Rumble, you can't do it. You can't do

(56:58):
it on X, you can't do it on on Getter.
I think Getter is the other one, right, I think anyway, you.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, maybe you you can.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah. Okay, there's Blue Sky, There's Facebook, There's there's Instagram.
You've got all these places that And the thing that
blew me away too is that the attitude on Instagram
isn't really liberal. It's vulgar as fuck, which is actually fantastic,
but it's nowhere as near as left. Is what what

(57:31):
I've seen on TikTok and and you actually, I think
we're loosening up a little bit, and you know, nobody's
gonna like it, But that's because Elon bought X. People
have to if you want to compete. That's where the.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Truly, I mean, we cannot overstate the importance of him
buying X. You know Twitter at the time, I and people,
you know, shit, dude, they were They called him a nazi,
then they called him a fascist then, and really what
he did was protect free speech. He single handedly Imagine

(58:12):
where we would be, dude, Imagine what kind of conversations
we would be having right now if Twitter was still
owned by you know, Jack and the rest of them,
right we would we would even just this, this somewhat
small podcast would have been shut down. We'd be we'd
be gone, everybody be wipe the fuck out. And I
so you can, people can say what they want about

(58:34):
Elon until he actually shows some actions that are you know,
legitimately fascist or racist or that he is. He's the
one actually, you know, behind the scenes running the country.
I am in his corner for fucking ever, dude, because
he listen. I would, I would, absolutely, There's very few

(58:56):
ideas concepts thoughts that I would die for, but freedom
of speech is one of them. I would absolutely take
a stamp. I would die on that hill. And he
put his money where his mouth was. He's like, you're
killing free speech. I want to buy that. And he
came in with such a high number, with such a

(59:18):
high like fuck you kind of money number, they couldn't
say no. And I just dude, he's my fucking.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Hero for that.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
That's that's that's tremendous, tremendous.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
And I might not like what the left comes up with,
and I i'll, i'll, I'll die on that hill. I don't.
I'm not. I until liberals fucking work their shit out,
I will forever be against that. I know, I lean right,

(59:55):
I get it, yep, but I appreciate it. Actually they
can actually have of an opinion. I don't. I'm I'm
fine with that. Take that, put that side. You're supposed to.
This is what gets us all into the middle. You
have to, and that's what it's all about. There's nothing
wrong with that. I don might not agree, but at
least I appreciate the challenge. I still appreciate that. You're

(01:00:16):
still going I'm never gonna sit here and say, hey,
you can't you can't say that, Hey you're you, you
shouldn't be talking that way. They're all that kind of stuff.
I'm not. I'm never gonna say that, never ever, ever
gonna say that. But I'm never gonna tell you can't
go out there and and and say the things you're saying.
And at least we still have that a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:00:32):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yeah, And I I gotta I have to push back
on you a little bit. I don't think you're conservative.
I think you've stayed exactly where you've always been, which
you know, conservative in some areas, mostly liberal though. I
think I think you generally genuinely want your neighbor to succeed,
and you would like there to be programs in place
that would help them succeed. But but the left went

(01:00:57):
so far left. I think you you feel right right now,
you feel like way on the conservative right. I feel
that way too. But honestly, when I search my heart,
I mean and I think about the job I have,
I think about the passions that I have. Even with
my martial arts, it was never about beating the shit
out of other people. Is about helping train other people

(01:01:19):
so they could protect themselves. Everybody has a right to
their spot in the universe, and no one's allowed to
take that, and so that's why I teach. So I'm
very liberal. I'm very out there for my neighbor. But
we look as right wingers because we're looking at the
ridiculous policies and the fiscal irresponsibility that's gone on, and

(01:01:42):
we have to rail against it because it's not okay.
It doesn't allow us to do anything we want to do.
It's hamstringing us. So we have to get a little
conservative for a while so we can get the pendulum
to swing back from almost coming off its fucking hinges.
We went so far left. So I don't I don't
see you or me as conservative necessarily. I see you

(01:02:04):
and me definitely willing to have conversations with anybody conservative
or liberal. But at the end of the day, we
just want to be responsible for the money that's that's
going out and for you know, what are we teaching
our kids and and how are we you know, going
to put forth a better generation after us after we're gone.

(01:02:25):
That's that's not right wing. That's fucking human. That's I'm sorry.
So anyway, that was my I just when you said
you're conservative, I dude, ever since you and I have
known each other, we've connected on a human level because
we want to help other people. And that's that's not
gone anywhere. I still help people, you know, well you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Can, you can still help people, but still and physically responsible.
That's what I've always been, and socially liberal. Yeah, I
get there should be safety nets in places for some people,
but you should also be able to if you can,
possibly you work your way off of that. So you're
not using the safety that abusing the system, and justin
brings up a good point and yet common sense that's

(01:03:08):
really what That's what it comes Out's how we're asking.
We're definitely not asking for what Margaret Brennan is bringing
up on CBS's face the nation.

Speaker 12 (01:03:16):
This is with Mark Reave, Well, he was standing in
a country where free speech was weaponized to conduct a genocide,
and he met with the head of a political party
that has far right views and some historic ties to
extreme groups. The context of that was changing the tone

(01:03:39):
of it, and you know that that the censorship.

Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
Disagree with you specifically about the right now I have
to disagree with you. The free speech was not used
to conduct a genocide. The genocide was conducted by an
authoritarian Nazi regime that happened to also be genocidal because
they hated Jews, and they hated minorities, and they hated
those that they had a list of people they hated,
but primary the Jews. There was no free speech in
Nazi Germany.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
There was none.

Speaker 9 (01:04:03):
There was also no opposition in Nazi Germany. They were
a sole and only party that governed that country. So
that's not an accurate reflection of history. I also think
it's wrong again. I go back to the point of
his speech. The point of his speech was basically that
there is an erosion in free speech and in tolerance
or opposing points of view within Europe. And that's of
concern because that is eroding. It's not an erosion of

(01:04:25):
your military capabilities, that's not an erosion of your economic standing.
That's an erosion of the actual values that bind us
together in the Transatlantic Union that everybody talks about. And
I think allies and friends and partners that have worked
together now for eighty years should be able to speak
frankly to one another in open forums without being offended, insulted,
or upset, and I spoke to foreign ministers from multiple

(01:04:46):
countries throughout Europe. Many of them probably didn't like the speech.
I didn't agree with it, but they were continuing to
engage with us on all sorts of issues that unite us.
So again, at the end of the day, I think
that you know, people give all that is a which
you're supposed to be inviting people to give speeches, not
basically a chorus where everyone is saying the exact same thing.
That's not always going to be the case when it's

(01:05:08):
a collection of democracies where leaders have the right and
the privilege to speak their minds and forms such as these.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Marco Ruby is a completely different guy from when he
was in all he was a senator. It's a completely
different dude.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Yeah, I did not particularly like him. I remember not
liking him, you know, years ago. And whoever this is,
I don't know if if he got possessed by an
alien or something, but walk in he actually absolutely hit
that out of the park. I don't know where he
was trying to go with this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Well it's CBS and based on the well I know,
but next story we've gotten from sixty minutes you kind
of get an interesting narrative coming from CBS.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Go ahead, okay, for sure, for sure, I just I
guess My point is, I don't I know what her
directive was, you know, which is to to try and
equate Trump to being a Nazi or at least, you know,
start hinting at that. I don't. I don't know where
she specifically as a person, was going with that. And
I'm surprised he didn't bring up the fact that they

(01:06:14):
were burning books in Nazi Germany like that. That has
not even been proposed here in this country and it
won't be ever. I think at that point we would
all all of us would rail against whoever said to
do that, whether it was Trump or whoever. So I
wish he would have invoked that, like what, that was

(01:06:37):
not free speech. They were censoring everything they could get
their hands on, including every book. So shut the fuck up,
weird lady, I that was That was just bizarre.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
It was bizarre, And he doesn't it doesn't it point
to the whole trying to rewrite history?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Yeah, narrative that that we're in a constitutional crisis.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
How the fuck did we flip so that now the
left is trying to call the right Nazis even though
the left is actually doing Nazis shit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Yeah, well, that's that's classic. That's a classic tactic.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
You you accuse the other side of doing what you're doing,
so it changes it changes the focus. I mean, it's smart,
but it fucking sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
And it's exactly what they did all the way throughout
the election. Blame the other side for what you're doing.
It's what they do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
It's what they did through Biden's entire presidency.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
All right, I want to hit this's this is sixty minutes.

Speaker 13 (01:07:42):
The criticism that you know, this feels like the surveillance
that Germany conducted eighty years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
How do you respond to that there.

Speaker 13 (01:07:49):
Is no surveillance.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Josephine Ballone is a CEO of Hay eight, a Berlin
based human rights organization that supports victims of online violence
in the United States. A lot of people look at
this and say, this is restricting free speech. It's a
threat to democracy.

Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
Free speech needs boundaries, and in the case of Germany,
these boundaries are part of our constitution. Without boundaries, a
very small group of people can rely on endless freedom
to say anything that they want, while everyone else is

(01:08:26):
scared and intimidated.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
In your fears that if people are freely attacked.

Speaker 12 (01:08:31):
Online that they'll withdraw from the discussion.

Speaker 13 (01:08:35):
This is not only a field, it's already taking place. Already.
Half of the Internet users in Germany are afraid to
express their political opinion and they rarely participate in public
debates online anymore, half of the Internet users.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Remember, Germany is about to have an election. Yeah, and
this is what CBS is running.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Yep. Yeah, interesting that sixty minutes. It's, you know, American
sixty minutes. I don't. I don't know if there's a
German one or a Slovakian German sixty minutes. I hope
there is. But that the sixty minutes here in the
States is running with this piece is remarkable to me
and I we are still stuck in this, I guess.

(01:09:20):
I guess I'll just call it what I how I
feel it is. But we're still stuck in this victim
mentality because she used some keywords there. She said that
they were they were scared and intimidated. Those were the
two words she used. I I grew up in a
neighborhood where I was I was literally terrorized every day

(01:09:41):
by bullies. Maybe not every day, because I was pretty
pretty slick and uh and you know, sneaky. I could
get around them. But but if they saw me, or
if we were out, I mean, I got bullied. And
and I'll be very honest, dude, it's it's who that's
that's what made me the man I am today. And

(01:10:02):
I can say that with confidence because there was there
was a day when I said enough is enough, and
and where hefe said enough is enough. We're getting off
at this fucking dude's bus stop and we're gonna beat
the shit out of him, or or we're not, but
he's gonna know we're done. And I don't know where
we lost that mentality of if you're being intimidated and

(01:10:26):
threatened and scared, then fight back, show who you really
are as a person, don't cower in the corner, don't
go run and tell the teacher take care of it,
and and then and then deal with the consequences after that.
And I'm not I'm not condoning violence. That's not what
I'm saying. I'm saying, take a stand on fucking something.

(01:10:47):
And to hear the German people because and this isn't
a history lesson. But if you go back, you know
one of Hitler's messages was we have to take a
stand against the rest of the world because they're bullying us,
so we need we need to be we need to
show them who Germans are. That's how that all got started.
And now to hear the Germans saying, uh, fifty percent

(01:11:09):
of us can't even engage in online discussions because we're
scared and insipidated, which that I know. I'm sorry everyone.
That was not a German accent, but it was a
fucking emasculated baby accent. And that's what you guys sound like,

(01:11:30):
and it's it's disheartening. God damn, I go a giant
rubbery one when I hear something like that, like that's
just got shut the fuck up. No one cares.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Next, isn't it weaponization though? Aren't they weaponizing their their
their policies so that they well, they are to have
people speaking up. They are, they're getting out in front
of the story. They're getting out in front of the story.
Because now if I can make sure that nobody's gonna
talk up, nobody's gonna run their mouths, nobody's gonna talk bad,

(01:12:02):
nobody's gonna insult the PM or insult you know, the legislator.
Everybody has to be nice and fair. Well, I'm sorry.
The way you get people in line, the way you revolt,
is to say things that aren't nice, that are against
the grain, that ruffle feathers. That's what happens. And they're

(01:12:28):
getting out in front of this and making sure that
people can't do that. It's not about hate speech. It's
about making sure that there aren't voices. It's weaponized.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
That's right, that's right, And I guess, I guess my.
I mean, yes, you're one hundred percent right. And they're
doing it from a you know, we're here to protect
the victims. Oh yeah, it's this victim and mentality and yeah, yeah,
you're right, you're one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Right, kind of like Europe and something else. We're gonna
get into later about air Apple.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yes, yes, one hundred percent Apple. Yeah, Apple, got bulle lead.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
How's that beer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Going, dude? I finished? Okay, confession, it got better. Every
sip I took. Well, let's be honest, every goulp I
took got better. I finished that thing when hefe was
still on. I it was really good. In my defense,

(01:13:25):
it was you know, it was only a twelve bounce scan,
so it's not like I chugged a bomber. But it, dude,
it went down so smooth. It really did get better
as it warmed up, because the coffee notes calmed down
a little bit, and the vanilla and the gingerbread really
kind of just it just made everything well balanced. It

(01:13:46):
was a really good beer. I almost interrupted and said, hey,
we suddenly have a sex beer here, but I'm going
to pull back on that, all right, because this is like,
this is like a morning after beer. You yeah, you
had the sex beer, but but then you wake up
and you're still craving. This is the beer you want
because it's definitely a wake.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Up the second sex beer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. So anyway, fantastic. How how is your beer?
How did it impress? Did it continue to impress?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Or yeah? Yeah? Good? Good, really good. Barley one good
And I'm willing to say it was I think it
was the age. I think it was the age. The
twenty twenty three was good. Twenty twenty one did not
have the same kind of features, which you're not going
to be cause it's going to be a different mix, right,
It's gonna be a different brew each year, but this
was this is a really good, really good, really good

(01:14:37):
barley one.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
I'm also I think some some beers you can age indefinitely,
you know, your bourbon barrel aged, they only get better,
you know, every single year, they get more intense. Some
beers I've had where I'm like, oh, this will age well,
and I've opened it two years later and it's it's
just it's disappointing. So I I don't know if if

(01:15:01):
a barley wine is something you really want to age.
I just I don't know, or at least not past
a certain point, because then things break down. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Interesting, all right, Well let's go and get in the
beer too. Beer too fits I I've I don't think
we've ever had a Carl Straus Carl Strauss beer on
the show before, have we?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Oh? No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
So these guys are out of San Diego and they're
all over Disneyland, which one of the things that kind
of threw me off about them is because they're so
interwoven into Disneyland, you kind of wonder if they're owned
by themselves, like they they're they're they're are you know,
are they a big AMBEV type player or are they

(01:15:50):
actually owned on their own? Are they? You know? So
these guys are still solo. They're pretty big in California.
We're finally getting a lot of them out here in Arizona.
And I'm really stoked for this one because one, obviously
it's the first Carl Strauss we've had on the show.

(01:16:15):
Red Trolley is one of the more popular ones. It's okay,
but I've got their Golden Stout here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
This is this is going to be interesting, dude, because it's,
as we've said many times on the show, this is
a style that is really really easy to fuck up,
really easy. Golden stouts can go south real fast. Yeah,
but if you nail it, it's a really fun beer.
So I'm this is this is great. I'm excited. I

(01:16:44):
can't wait to see what you think of it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
So Golden Stout, obviously you're looking at golden more of
a golden beer, right this one it pours. I'll uh
let me post this to chat. It's only fair thing
to do.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
We're all about fairness on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Oh yeah, when you look at this beer, there is
nothing about it that says, oh, this is a stout
absolutely nothing. Yeah, this looks like a lagger, It looks
like an ale. It has that nice golden look to it.

(01:17:30):
But it smells like a stout. I smell. I have
so much coffee I got, I have chocolate, great nose
on it, and not a lot of head. Poor, easy, poor.
If I was looking at this and say, wow, this
is like a this is a pilsner, yeah it. It

(01:17:55):
totally looks like it's a beautiful looking pills look a
little bittle bit thick.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Yeah yeah, but but it's not gonna taste that way.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Oh they got it. But it is not the most
amazing of stouts. Let's put it that way. It's not

(01:18:28):
as rich and complex as I would like it like
for a stout to be. But for a golden it's
not half bad. This would be a fun one to
have in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Okay, so it's not the press, is right? Burn Burn?

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
No, it's not a fail. It's not a failing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
It's it's it's more like a family feud. You gave
the same answer as your partner gave, and so try again.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Right right? Yeah, yeah, but I I would it's seven,
it's seven and a half. It gives it's a stout.
It has a good amount of flavor, super crushable, though
it's not going to be like an epic experience. That's
the whole thing. I do get the coffee, The vanilla
beans are definitely there. You definitely have some cocoa. It's
very disserting. What they did was they took advantage of

(01:19:18):
the of the of the the gimmick, right, they made
it a golden stout. If if this was a regular stout,
I would say it's not a very good stout. It's
a golden stout though, so they get the benefit of
the gimmick. Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yeah, okay, So when you average to it from from
a two, from from a from a two and a
half to a three because of the gimmick, I guess
I'll say yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
I mean, like I said in the beginning, golden stouts
are just ones that we've we have very rarely, particularly
on the show, We've very rarely had a golden stout
to be liked.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
They're tough.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Yeah, they are tough, but I mean, okay, I'll take
that as a w dude, because I I mean the
fact that you're like, I'd keep it around. It's crushable.
That's that's already better than most of them, that most
of them suck.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
So I mean I would put it above any well,
this is probably kind of ridiculous. I'd put it above
any domestic beer. Okay, if that helps any.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
I mean for sure, that's that's kind of our low bar.
So I'm glad.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
It's a love that. Yeah, and it's also they're also
a German brewer too, by the way, they're a German
American brewer. So, oh shit, fleeing, maybe we are going Nazi.
He actually worked, So Carl Strauss actually worked for Paps
Brewing for forty four years and then he went out
on his own. Look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Okay, you know, little known fact Carl Strauss Brewer Brewing
actually uses books to fire up their furnaces. So it's
kind of gotta be careful. No, I'm totally kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Well, as long as it's only books that they're putting
in their furnaces. He oh, you pitched shit, And I
can say that with my national anyway, what period, Yes
you can.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Well, okay, so this is a volume two of last
two weeks, you'll I did a speedway. Yeah, and so
this is a Speedway Grand Prix. This is Rocky Road Edition.
So we got the Imperial Stout with the cocoa nibs,
roasted almonds, roasted walnuts, which I this is where this

(01:21:34):
beer kind of gets a little wild, and I'm totally
here for it. Roasted almonds, roasted walnuts, Madagascin vanilla beans, coffee,
and then natural flavors. I'm hoping I get a strong
almond walnut chocolate flavor from this. I don't. I just
had a coffee beer. I don't want another coffee beer.
So I'm just throwing that out there now. And I'm

(01:21:56):
saying that because when I poured it, the first smell
I got was coffee, and I and I get it.
Coffee is very distinct smell. But I just I'm just
not into the coffee stouts the way other people are.
So I'm hoping. I'm hoping this isn't too heavy on
the co I'm okay with a little bit. I just
I don't. I don't want the whole fucking thing here,
So all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
I'm a huge Rocky Road fan. I don't think I've
ever divulged that before. Oh shit, did did they get it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Oh? Shit, dude, they fucking nailed it. You got the chocolate,
the nuts, the vanilla, oh, a little bit of coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
But but not overpower.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
It's no, it's way on the back end, just and
it's the bitterness of the coffee to call them. Everything
goes down.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
It's not the yeah, so it balances out the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Oh exactly, really heavy chocolate, and the nuts are in there.
Holy cow, I'm calling it, dude, sex beer all the way.
This is all I want to fuck a half gallon
of right now.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
Outside.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
My only regret is that Tabby is not here to
hear that, dude. And good timing with the sound effects,
by the way, because that was amazing. Holy ship. No,
I and I'm not even I'm not even uh, I'm
not going over the top on this, just because I

(01:23:52):
this is legitimately a beautiful beer, jet black as you
would imagine, little bit of like you know, beige to
brown head. Not much though, because this thing's every bit
of the twelve percent ABB But the chocolate and nuts,
oh god, so well done. Little bit of vanilla, I

(01:24:15):
do get it, but it's not it's not sweet. This
is not a sweet beer because the coffee comes in
and just balances everything out. And wow, they hit it
out of the park way better than last week's. I
enjoyed last week's, but this is this is new level.
This is great.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
That's awesome. Well, congratulations. Like I was saying, I'm a
huge Rocky Road fan. I don't have a lot of
ice cream. I don't eat a lot of sweets because
it's not really my jam too often. But yeah, if
there's Rocky Road ice cream, get the little little marshmallows
in there too, some of them chocolate. Oh it's on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Yeah, that's yeah, that's nice. I'm I'm the same way.
I'm not an ice cream guy, but if there's Rocky
Road around, I'm I'm probably gonna dip a spoon in there,
and I that's all I need is like a bite
or two.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
It's yeah, but it is, it's worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
All right. Let's get into the uh the King Trump
narrative that started getting finished. Yeah, and I don't think
this is really as bad if the White House didn't
send out a time cover that said long Live the
King has Trump across the top of it and a

(01:25:34):
crown on his head with this goofy looking it's me
grin on his face. But it wasn't a good way
to start the week. Well, actually, I guess that was
on Wednesday or Thursday or Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
Yeah, yeah, that was kind of kind of in the
middle of the week. Here's here's my take on this,
and I'm I might be off, but but also in
some ways, you know, I okay, this feels very high
school to me. This feels very class president, you know, chicanery.

(01:26:07):
I mean, you remember class president, Like in my high school,
the guy who won class president was the dude who
came out and and lip synced Welcome to the Jungle
by guns n' Roses with an air guitar and a wig.
There's nothing presidential about anything he did. There's no right now,

(01:26:27):
I mean nothing was it was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
It was poser ish in high school.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean you had you had the
the you know, valedictorian. She came up and grave gave
a great speech, and then he comes out with you know,
guns n' Roses, and we voted for him. So that's
what this feels like, is is Trump as being a goofball.
He's trying to show his silly side and hey, look

(01:26:51):
at this, I'm king Trump. Kind of stuff. What the
problem with that is we're actually in a really serious
time in this country. It's time to be seen as
we don't need the the the JANKI stuff, the the tomfoolery,
the the high school bullshit. We need we need a
serious president. And I'm not listen, I'm not taking away

(01:27:14):
anything that he's done so far. We're we're what two
months in, not even like a month and a half in.
I'm not taking anything away from any of that. I
am here for this president thus far until proven otherwise.
But but this kind of stuff, I again, I liked
it when he you know, after after the assassination attempt,

(01:27:39):
you know, he got he something changed, you know, he
he he got more serious, he got uh more almost.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
There was a there was a there is a little
bit of vindictiveness that came back. Yeah, and a little
bit of it turned into more of a mission than anything. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Yeah, And and I I so I want more of that.
I don't I don't want the goofy, noss the listen.
When I'm at work, you know, when you're supervising people,
there's a time and a place where you can be
goofy and funny and and get people to like you,
but there's also a time when you fucked up, and

(01:28:19):
now I have to put on the supervisor vest and
be a dick to you. And uh, that actually happened
to me this week. I had to kind of, you know,
put on my big boy pants and call someone on
their bullshit because that's my job. And right now, mister President,
if I know you don't listen to whiskey hell, but
if you did, right now is the time to have
on your big boy pants and let's stop the let's

(01:28:42):
stop the boyish, you know, cute stuff. I I I don't.
We don't have time for that. I'm sorry, we just
don't have time for it. Let's let's move on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
So my I'm giving them a pass on this one.
But I don't want to see the president making memes.
Neil does that shit?

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Enough?

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Right? You have?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
You have? You have an army, a meme army out
there to do that. If somebody had posted that, you know,
a chief Nerd or one of the other meme lords
that are out there, they wanted to go out and
throw something like that up. Okay, fine, I don't have
any problem with that. It's funny as funny as fuck.
I giggled a little bit when I saw it. I

(01:29:24):
got it. It was total. It was absolutely tea bagging.
It was absolutely tea bagging the lips. That's exactly where
it was. It was. It came down to suck it.
I'm in charge, deal with it. I'm okay with it
because we're two months in. But I want to see
him start bringing get the fucking left on it, come

(01:29:48):
to the middle. I want to see a little bit more.
I don't want to see.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
If you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
That picture of King Trump was not nearly as offensive
as Biden's angry oh Lord of Death stormtrooper red background
on the Lincoln Memorial. That bullshit. That was offensive. There

(01:30:19):
was nothing there. It was divisive, There was nothing unifying
about it. This was fun, it was playful, and I
will give him that, But I do want to see
more unifying. I want to see you go bring the
fucking country together. You do stuff like that, you're gonna see. Okay,
you're gonna fucking seal up a conservative, Republican presidency for
another twelve years. And that's what you need to fucking

(01:30:41):
keep keep your you need to keep your eyes on that.
You really really do now that come that came out
the day after this this this this, I think this
executive order was a big one, and we talked about
this a little bit in our person or are off
chatter are between you and me and Hafey. The Constitution
vests all executive power, and the president charges him with
faithfully executing the laws. Since it would be impossible for

(01:31:06):
the president to single handly perform all the executive business
of the federal government, the Constitution also provides for subordinate
officers to assist the president in his executive duties in
the exercise of the often considerable authority these executive branches.
Executive branch officials remain subject to the President's ongoing supervision

(01:31:27):
and control. The President, in turn, is regularly elected by
an accountable to the American people. This is one of
the structural safeguards, along with separation of powers between the
executive and the legislative branches, regular elections for the Congress,
and an independent judiciary whose judges are appointed by the
President by and with the advice and constant consent of

(01:31:52):
the Senate by which the Framers created a government accountable
to the American people. However, previous administration have allowed so
called independent regulatory agencies to operate with minimal presidential supervision.
These regulatory and agencies currently exercise substantial executive authority without

(01:32:15):
sufficient accountability to the President and through him, to the
American people. Moreover, these regulatory agencies have been permitted to
promulgate significant regulations without review of the president. He goes
on to say, essentially everybody reports to him, everybody reports

(01:32:37):
to the ag You're about to see a lot of
judges quote unquote judges done away with in all these
cute little agencies that have sprung up all over the place.
The timing wasn't great. I love the Executive Order because
I don't think those judges should be in there, because
it takes away the actual constitutionality, in my mind anyway,

(01:33:02):
of what's taking place and what should be the rule
of law. It just was bad timing to release that
picture after something that was this. I wanted this EO
to come out and just permeate. I wanted people to
just clinch up, get a little bit scared, and get

(01:33:23):
their resumes ready because they're gonna be fucking done away with.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Yeah. Yeah, I agree, And I mean to your point,
I think if somebody else had put this out, it
would have been in much better taste, you know, much
much better form. It was just poor form for him
to come out with something like this and then and
then put out that picture. I understand his point, but

(01:33:48):
you know, if you're dismantling the forty to fifty years
of shit, maybe even sixty years of federal regulatory power
from all of these regulatory agencies that aren't they're not
elected officials, and yet they can tell you yes or
no to your life and things that you have to

(01:34:11):
do in your life, if you're dismantling all of that, Personally,
I would have much rather seen him come out and
do it, do it quietly, do it stoically, and then
and then later let his legacy speak for itself. And
that's again, that's my personality. That's what I want to do.

(01:34:32):
I want people to to realize the job I was
doing after I leave. Like, while I'm there, I don't
even want them to notice I'm there doing the things
I do, But when I leave, they're going to go,
oh shit, he was really fucking good at what he
was doing because we never even knew he was here,
and look at all these things he did for us.

(01:34:54):
But that's my personality. I and and that's also why
I will never be president because I don't want to
be and Trump does and he's got that ego, and
so it's gonna come out sometimes it's the negative side
of it. Yep, yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
I like that he came up with the the IVF
executive Yeah, right afterwards when I wouldn't be sacrized. No,
it's just say and one and I wouldn't. So in
vitro fertilization, that's what he that's what he came out
the He's going to lower the costs for it and
make sure that somebody's paying for the government's even paying
it for it, subsidizing it, funding it. However it ends

(01:35:30):
up coming to be maybe it looks like an EV credit.
I have no idea, but not to be callous, but
no seventy five dollars for a kickback for so you
can go and have have kids. Be it in vitro. Okay,
let's go ahead and bump up the uh the birth rate.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
You know that's what that's right looking, I mean, because
that's that's what it boils down to, is Americans are
not having kids at a high enough rate to sustain
our population.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Wait, which is gigantic immigration caught plot that exact Democrats, Well, right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
And that's that's I mean, ask China. That's a huge
problem when you have a certain amount of work that
your society is requiring, and yet you know thirty to
forty percent of your population is sixty years or older.
They can't do the work that needs to be done
for all those people. It's it's a big problem, and

(01:36:25):
it's it's it's hard. That's one of those problems that
it's hard to grasp a hold of today and you
know now, because it's only going to affect people in
fifty years from now. And so so for me, like
I'll be I'll be dead and gone. I hope I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
I mean, if I live, say that you're right, all
come up to fifty. Let's work on seven. Let's work
on seven. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
But I'm just saying, like, you know, that's a that's
a really forward thinking way to look at the world,
and and it's hard for people to grasp on to that.
But it's it's a real thing there there are not
enough young people to do the work that us old people.
I'm putting myself in that category that we need done

(01:37:10):
in the next twenty five to thirty years. So it's
a problem. And I and again this was a really
I appreciate this particular volley because anyone who says, well,
Trump is not protecting, you know, reproductive rights because he
wants to do away with abortion, which first of all,

(01:37:33):
he doesn't. He just said Roe v. Wade needs to go.
So that it's a state's issue. So each of you
as states can decide. But anybody who wants to say
that and generalize everything, all of us can look and go. Yeah,
but hold on, he is one hundred percent protecting reproductive
rights IVF and women. If you want to get artificially

(01:37:56):
inseminated in vitro, yet go for it. And not only that,
the government's going to pay for it because we want
you knocked up. So I this was a brilliant move
and this was the right time for it. It was
it was good timing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
I think, are we gonna see incentives for having kids
like hardcore insteadives, not like just a regular old you know, yeah,
not just a tax break like a fucking here's your
tax break in here's your incentive for popping out you know, two, three, four,
five seven kids? Because not to be pro Russian here,

(01:38:33):
because I know that's bad because why would we want
to get along with the Russians. They have some a
massive incentives for having large families because they're trying to
get their birth rate to go from one point five
to one point seven kids.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Yep, yeah, that's I think that's coming right there. Yeah,
I mean it might. And listen, I mean I'm not
I'm not trying to be a sick oh here. But
you know, here's another thing that's changed for me sort
of on the on the back half of my life. Now,
if if that's where I'm at, who knows, but I

(01:39:14):
you know, I I did not want my genetics. I
stopped my genetics with me. I didn't have any kids.
I did that very intentionally. I didn't want to do it.
But if there's going to be large incentives for you know,
people to get pregnant and have kids, I mean, first
of all, I'm a willing sperm donor for any of

(01:39:37):
you ladies out there who are listening. Uh, but you know,
in all seriousness, I you know, listen, if they're gonna
if they're gonna give incentives to be a sperm donor
at a bank or whatever, like just to keep it
sterile and not gross. You know, I would consider it,
I think at this point in my life, I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about it one hundred percent,

(01:39:59):
but I also know that I mean just thinking about
things very clinically, you know, if we think about the
way China does or some of the some of the
like Japan. You know, if you're thinking about like hive
mind kind of UH philosophy, whatever we have to do
for the greater good, and if my ejaculate that I,

(01:40:20):
you know, donate to the UH, to myself every day
or at least a few times a week. Uh, you know,
if that could go to some good, I mean, so
be it. I I would be behind that, I guess,
is what I'm saying. And it doesn't even have to
be like a personal decision for myself, but I would
support my friends or or you know, people in my

(01:40:42):
community doing that because we definitely are in a in
a bad way with our with our birth rates.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
Oh yeah, good point too. That is a felony in
Ohio if you come anywhere but in a woman's vagina.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Oh that's something to talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
Remember that. Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
What was it. Hold on, let's ask Rock what states
are trying to make it illegal to come? Just leave
it that because I think it's about Ohio and Mississippi.

(01:41:29):
Ohio and Mississippi. Unless you're having kids, you should not
be coming.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
That's that's I can't. I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Begins at Erection Act. I forgot about that. Thank you
Lisa for bringing that up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
God, yeah, this is perfect timing for this. Now, I
can't tell if that's wildly conservative or wildly liberal.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
It's insane. Can we just say it's insane?

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Yeah, either way, it's insane. But what Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
And yeah? It was a Democrat bill, all right. So
in Ohio, Democrats Senate Democrat State Representative Anita Somani and
Tristan Raider proposed the Conception begins at Erection Act in
early twenty twenty five. This draft bill would make it
a felony for men to discharge seamen without the intent

(01:42:30):
to fertilize an egg, with fines starting at one thousand
dollars for the first offense, climbing to ten thousand for
repeat offenses. It's not a serious attempt to pass the law.
Ohio's Republican controlled legislature would likely kill it, but a
job at what the lawmakers see as unfair regulation of
women's bodies. This is fucking dumb. Nobody's regulating your fucking bodies.

(01:42:54):
I'm sorry. There's and honestly, going back to the whole,
but the first month and a half of Trump's trumps presidency,
women can still vote. There's do you still have the
opportunity to go ahead and get healthcare however you need it,
whatever you want. It's pushed back to the state. There's
nothing fascist going on. Get the fuck over yourselves. Nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
No, it's it's been open and honest and transparent, at
least at least from our point of view. And and
and maybe it hasn't been completely transparent, but it's been
one thousand percent more transparent than the last administration. So
you know, anything would be an improvement over that, because
because we were told that we were insane to think

(01:43:40):
that the vaccinations were could possibly be harmful, or we
were insane to think that COVID could have leaked from
a lab, or we were insane to think that, you know,
Biden might be a little bit of a pedophile for
sniffing girl's hair, like all these things that we were
you know, told we were basically gaslighted on.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
At least this administration is coming out and straight up
being like, hey, we're pulling this and this is why,
and we're doing that and that's why. And you know, yeah,
you might not like it, but at least you don't
know why. It's a huge improvement, huge improvement. And you're right,
there have been no fascist acts yet, and so I
can still support it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
We're cautiously optimistic.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Yeah, is that fair? Yep, exactly, That's exactly how I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Oh God, I have a hunch that we're gonna have
a lot of these things over the last next four
years where a lot of good stuff's gonna happen, and
then we're gonna have those one or two things you're like,
could you just not do that? Yeah's your half to
do that? Ah God, look at that.

Speaker 6 (01:44:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Okay, but back to you know, cash is in you know,
I mean, we're we're making a lot of a lot
of good things are happening, but it's just not gonna
meet It's not gonna be you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
I hope, Well, what do you hope have?

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
Fe I hope that someday when I'm old and gray
and like hunched over. I'm gonna like go to people
and say I've got a hunch and then just walk
away because I'll have a hunch hunch back.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
You know, a new segment on our show is just
gonna be dad jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
I need to get a rim shot available so I
can just hit it whenever off whoam shot? Shot? Not job?

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
So that that good? That good start for the night. Yeah,
has been crushed and shattered right before my very eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
So the uh, the rim job turned into a diary job.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Huh yeah, so the yeah, sorry for that was terrible. Wow,
Although I think I think I just got hit on.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Okay, you think what was what was his name?

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
His name was Paul and he's super cute, and I
was on I was on a dead spread, the only
fucking table without any players on it. Every other table
was jam packed of shitty tippers. So I was kind
of you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Know, yeah, I mean six and one the other yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Standing there watching watching my watch, counting the seconds to showtime.
And this girl walks up and she goes, excuse me
to my left right, and I go hi, and she goes, oh, hey,
you're at the bar. The other night. I was like, no, no, well,
no I was not. I can I can definitely tell
you I was not at a bar or this bar,
or any bar. And she goes, oh, it's someone that

(01:46:44):
looked like you. And she's like, so can you tell me,
like which game to play? Like if I only have
sixty dollars, then I don't want to lose it right away?

Speaker 3 (01:46:56):
I love them.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
Yeah exactly. Yeah. So I told her best best shot
to be find a blackjack table and she's like, I
don't know how to play black jack. And I was like,
oh funk, what are you doing here? You're wasting my time.
I said, you'll find au, you know, just go find
a friendly dealer. They're all friendly. They'll help you out.

(01:47:17):
Just telling me you don't want to play, and I'll
walk you through it. Oh, on you go, I got
it to do.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Get the fuck out here.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Wait, so where is it?

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Like THEA for newbies?

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
But where was the Oh we don't say that word enough,
So where was that?

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
Where did she hit on you? There?

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
Oh? She asked me if she could see my cock?

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Oh all right, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Definitely ye don't bury the lead.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Yeah, that's past flirting, that's I think you might have
missed one there.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
Well, I smiled at her and I said, charcon, didn't
I not falling for that one?

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Honey, watch out for the honeypot. All right, So what's
the what's what's the word on a farm report? What
have we got here?

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Green light?

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Green lighting?

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
Baby?

Speaker 4 (01:48:26):
So teeth do you like?

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Teeth depends? I like eating, but not when they're wrapped
around my cock.

Speaker 4 (01:48:36):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Wait, that wasn't what you were saying, right, That wasn't
what you're going for.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
It was certainly was.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
I'm a fan of other people's teeth. I don't. I
don't know that I love my own teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
Well, animals have teeth, yeah, like nar walls. Those are
Arctic whales. They are called the unicorns of this sea
because they have Yeah, they are. They have long spiraling
tusts that can grow to be ten feet long, which
seems really long, but then you consider it as a whale.

(01:49:11):
So anyway, they are actually enlarged canine teeth that contain
up to ten million nerve endings that allow them to
detect water temperatures and pressure. That's kind of exciting. Did
you know that beavers have teeth? They do. They're constantly.

(01:49:33):
They constantly, constantly grow to compensate for wear and tear.
It's kind of cool, and they turn orange over time
due to iron in their diet. Dolphins have teeth. They
have rings in their teeth that indicate their age, like
a tree. The uh oh, how do you pronounce this anyway,

(01:49:56):
It's called a vampire fish, so aya fish or something
like that. Yeah. Yeah. They have two large things that
grow from their lower jaw, and they have holes in
their head that the things fit into when their mouths
are closed. They're called the vampire fish because they ambush

(01:50:17):
other fish, so they're kind of takes about it, I guess.
And finally, snails, you know, this is this is amazing.
This is a big now.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
Snails are fucking wicked with their teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:50:33):
They have teeth on their tongues that are the most
rigid biological substance on earth. Yeah, and that's your farm reporter.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
Yep. Harder than diamonds.

Speaker 4 (01:50:53):
My nipples are hard than diamonds. Right now, it's like
fifty degrees out here.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
Oh, you're you're not gonna do well up here in Oregon. Man,
bring some warm clothes. Uh, yeah, that's fantastic. I teeth
are weird. I that uh, vampire fish. There's another fish
that's like that that they've they've found. It's a it's
a super deep sea fish, and it lives at such

(01:51:19):
high pressures, like so far down that their teeth actually
are less because our teeth are like porcelain as far
as chemical make up. Their teeth become glass like they're
they're they're completely translucent and they and they shatter like glass.
But they're also like wicked sharp like glass, which is

(01:51:40):
just like that kind of stuff like just you know,
genetics and the pressures of the planet can do something
like that, like create glass teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
That's funny, insane.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
That's that's one right there. I've got a picture of
a vampire fish right there. That's yeah, fucking terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Yeah, yeah, they are pretty horrifying. Oh did you guys?
Oh sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
I was gonna say that would kind of steer me
away from swimming in that area for sure if I
saw that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
H yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah, you're good.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
Bad.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
There's a spotting now I cannot remember the name of
the fish, but it's a uh, it's it's this fish
the Japanese called the fish I'm not going to try
and pronounce it in Japanese, but it's a it's it's
like an earthquake. Omen it's a very deep sea silver

(01:52:44):
eel fish. Yes, it's an arfish. Yeah it's it's a
type of eelfish. But yeah, it's called the oarfish. And
they they only appear right before like large earthquakes. And uh,
one appeared off of h l A this week. Oh yeah, yeah,
So so you know, heads up, we might be we

(01:53:07):
might be in for that. And I'll tell you too.
We have a couple of big coronal holes turning in
from the Sun and once they magnetically connect with our
magnetic field. Uh, that's a huge earthquake time. So just
kind of this this week could be kind of wild.

(01:53:27):
It also might. I mean, sometimes nothing happens, but just
if a big earthquake hits you heard it here first?

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Yeah, hey, can we along with that? Can we?

Speaker 10 (01:53:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:53:41):
Oh god? Yes, this one was so fucking weird. Yes,
do it all right?

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
This is a new mandela effect that we haven't seen before.
So this has just popped up here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Fact, and I guarantee you have not heard this one.
In fact, this one is so unbelievable that you were
going to go down a rabbit hole to try to
find the truth and it's simply does not exist. I'm
gonna ask you two quick questions. Answers are super obvious.
You know who this.

Speaker 3 (01:54:05):
Guy is, right, This guy.

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
Is from Bugs Bunny Cartoons. This is Yosemite, Sam. That's
fact that has not changed at all. Good question. What
was his catchphrase? Sure you can hear him saying what
in Tarnation? Nope, you can go watch every Bugs Bunny
cartoon he has ever been in, and he has not
said that once ever. Now, he did say you reckon,

(01:54:28):
frack envarmit On's all over the cartoons when he's talking
to Bugs Bunny. I mean there's memes with what intarnation?
We all think we're getting that from Yusemite.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
Sam.

Speaker 5 (01:54:36):
Sandy from SpongeBob says, what in Tarnation? We're on Reddit
a guy is doing historical paper on Yosemite, Sam asking people,
where's the episode with him saying that, or at least
give me one. Nope, there's no episode. I remember him
saying it. I'll watch Bugs Bunny on Saturday mornings. Now,
one of our most beloved characters along with his catchphrase
gone yes.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
So I completely remember this. And this is an on
goone person where we see these Mandela effect videos, different
conversations that pop up, where stuff kind of implies that
it's a whole fucking different timeline that we're on. I
completely remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
Yep, me too. I used to say it. And where
why would I say that? Where would I have gotten that?

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
Nowhere?

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
It was? It wasn't from SpongeBob. That wasn't around when
we were kids. No, and I remember saying this in
high school.

Speaker 2 (01:55:32):
Well, and you probably said it before then, there's no
reason it would have been in a ten year old's vernacular.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
Right exactly? There is, Yeah, I mean fog Horn Leghorn
might have said it. I don't Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
That's all I remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54):
That's the thing is he was a he had a stutter, yeah,
so I don't think he would. He would have said
like but what what what? What in the what in
the like? No, that's not what I remember. I remember
seventy Sam with the fucking pistols out saying what intarnation
because he couldn't find bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
I the more of these Mandela things that come up,
the more I kind of lean into them, that something
fucking happened.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
Yep, yep, it's it's otherwise. I mean, why would we
all have these shared memories?

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
Yeah, yep, I can't think of I can't think of
another reason for it. I really can't. And and we
all have the same memories and we were we didn't
know each other then.

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
No exactly. It's not like. It's not like I created
the memory and said it to you guys, and you're like, oh, yeah,
I remember that. No, we didn't even know one another.

Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
I yeah, yeah, airing Glitchen the same relation.

Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
I maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
Gotta make you wonder. It's a lot of fucking glitches.
Speaking of glitches, would you guys be surprised that there
was a movie that was being put out by Netflix
called Zero Day. But the whole premise is the president
is losing his mind because he's got Alzheimer's and the

(01:57:25):
president who is going to be sworn in who won?
Who won won the presidency because the other president because
he was he couldn't run for president. Kamala I mean,
I don't know what her name is in this, but
she won and she became president.

Speaker 4 (01:57:43):
Black woman, a black Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
A black woman.

Speaker 6 (01:57:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:47):
Strangely, Netflix. I think it's really funny that, you know,
because listen from from the time that a project gets
greenlighted and then you know, the production crew gets hired,
filming starts, then post production, editing, all that is about

(01:58:09):
three years, I mean, and that's that's on the that's
on the like, that's the median. Sometimes they can get
it done in a year and a half. Sometimes it
takes six years, but about three years from start to finish.
So this is how confident the Democrats were three years
ago that Biden was or that Kamalo was going to

(01:58:29):
take over for for.

Speaker 2 (01:58:31):
Biden, the senile president.

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
Yeah, that they were gonna put Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
So they knew in twenty twenty three that he was
fucking senile and that was going to be the story.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
I knew, We all knew.

Speaker 2 (01:58:43):
And Robert de Niro was gonna be in the middle
of it. Robert fucking de Niro.

Speaker 3 (01:58:47):
Who was all up in yeah, the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
Everything having to do with Trump and his going to
jail and and and the trials and everything. Yeah, yep,
you can't tell me this ship isn't rigged exactly zero day.
It's on Netflix started a couple of days ago.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
I I have no interest in watching it. I I
can't wait to see what the ratings are on this
because I mean, just the fact that de Niro was involved.
You know, they spent they.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Spent some money on this, fuck you, and it's yeah,
they spend money on it, and you know it's falsified.
You know, it's it's fucking well. I mean it's it's it's.

Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
It's it's absolutely yeah. It's gonna be an anal raping
I mean, this is this is anal raping sodomy kind
of level stuff here. They're they're not gonna make any
money off of it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
Great fucking actor just gone to hell. I hope it crashes.
I hope it burns. I hope nobody watches it. I
hope Netflix is on the bag for millions and millions.
I wonder what the ye what was the cost? Hold on?
We can get this?

Speaker 4 (02:00:04):
Hey, I gotta go all right?

Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:00:06):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
Later, Hey, are we going to die from COVID? Because
it looks like they're training get COVID going again?

Speaker 3 (02:00:16):
New strain baby, new strain baby. You know, every year
I look, I look forward to this, uh narrative, I
guess is all I can call it, but I I
I look forward to it. I think, I mean, we
should make this a drinking game. Every time they come
up with a new new scare. Yeah, a new variant
of COVID, or a new avian flu, or a new

(02:00:39):
swine flu or a new ebola. You know, remember we
had that clinic to shut down in New York because
of an ebola scare. Uh, you know, drink and I
think we'd all live very happy lives because we'd be
inebriated all the fucking time.

Speaker 2 (02:00:55):
Well, well, tell me what you do with this, then
this is c NBC.

Speaker 9 (02:00:59):
Have you on.

Speaker 11 (02:00:59):
Thanks for being with us. I realized it's only one
piece of a broader portfolio, but it is the piece
that continues to get outsized attention, and that is your
vaccine portfolio. Vaccine Makers like yourself largely shielded from liability
if the products are safe and effective. What is the
need to continue to shield to have these liability shields?
And what happens if those shields are changed or go

(02:01:21):
away completely?

Speaker 8 (02:01:24):
If the product is not safe and effective, will never
get approval from FDA or from the other health authorities.
They are very strict when they are approving products, particularly
for vaccines because exactly it's given to healthy people. However,
in a system that litigations can flirtish, anyone can create

(02:01:46):
a demand that the accident in the car happened because
of a vaccine, and with a zuri is going to
be maybe a filip of a coin. And this is
I think why the Congress, it was not an administration,
had passed this legislation that is protecting those that they

(02:02:08):
have approval from the NDA from further liabilities.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Burla. If the product is not safe and effective, we'd
never get approval from the FDA. If it's safe and effective,
why do you need shields from liability? It doesn't make
any sense. Everybody knows the vaccines were fucking rushed out there,
they weren't tested the way they were where they should

(02:02:35):
have been, and we've already seen how many thousands of
people who've just died suddenly from it or become lame
or maimed because of it, long COVID being one of
the cases that has come from it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:52):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
These guys need to take a fucking bath. And it's
fucking this using that we still they still get shielded.
My Now, my point in playing this was was that
this was brought up on CNBC. I'm not sure. I
can't commit to it yet, but that was nice to see.
And that's also on top of a Yale study that

(02:03:20):
said that, you know, maybe things didn't go how we
expected it to have gone.

Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
Yeah, hydroxychloroq when is safe. H A recent study came
out that ivermectin is actually safe, which we already knew
because it won a fucking Nobel Peace Prize or a
Nobel Science Science Prize the inventor of it did. Because
it's secured like three billion Indians from stuff. So yeah,

(02:03:49):
we already knew all this stuff, and it's it's just
funny to like, again, I was talking about that rock
that gets pushed from the top of the hill, you know,
Trump gets elected and now look at look at all
the everybody who's falling in line and going, oh shit,
well here comes a big rock. I better I better
roll with it instead of trying and resist it. And

(02:04:10):
so so now we're finding out that all those methods
that some of us were and I, you know, I was.
I was one of those people that was like, hey,
there's safe and effective drugs already out there, why do
we need this weird m RNA vaccine. But let's take
let's take normal people out of it. Joe Rogan, do
you remember how he got absolutely right to the fucking coals.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
Oh yeah, for.

Speaker 3 (02:04:34):
Taking ivermectin hydrochloroquine and doing an ivy you know, vitamin thing.
And people were I mean it was the horse tranquilizer
or a horse uh D wormer, and and he was
made into an absolute pariah even though none of us
believed it. Like that was a big turning point, like

(02:04:55):
all of us are like, what the fuck are you
talking about. He's taking actual, approved, proven drugs and you're
trying to make him look like a like an idiot
because he won't take your mRNA bullshit that none of
us trust. That was a And now here we are,
all the truths coming out, and what do you know?
We were all right, We were one hundred percent correct.

Speaker 2 (02:05:18):
So I'm gonna by the way, oh yeah, go go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:05:22):
All I was gonna say is is that that's that's
gonna be the same thing as climate change in ten
or fifteen years. Everyone's gonna go, my god, Well those
fucking idiots.

Speaker 2 (02:05:33):
Aren't we there though? I mean, you've got John carrying
well into in nine years where the Arctic's gonna going
to have melted and we're going to be inundated by
water everywhere. It's gonna be water World. The Arctic is
gonna be no more. Fuck you, fuck you. Climate change
is a fucking scamp. I'm gonna go ahead and admit

(02:05:55):
something right here, right now. I started taking ivermectin. I've
got a little bit of a rat because of my beard,
Like it's right under it's on my neck when it
gets inflamed and kind of gnarly, just because of you know,
because I'm Harry fucking dude, I've got a beard. It
fucking calms everything the fuck down. Yep, I haven't died yet.

(02:06:19):
I understand that. Okay, it smells like apple pectin it gets.
I'm sure it's good for horses. You know what it
costs me? Six bucks?

Speaker 3 (02:06:29):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like under ten dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
It takes care of what's on my face, and I'm
good with that. And I'm absolutely fucking good with that.

Speaker 3 (02:06:40):
It's taking care of parasites and your digestive cracked. It's
taking care of mica nids that are living in your
I mean it takes care of everything. It is. It
is a full spectrum anti microbial and it's and it's
an amazing thing. I did it too. I I did
it for about six months and I it was a

(02:07:02):
complete and total reset for my body. I mean one
hundred percent, stuff that I have been dealing with for
years went away. And again McShane and I are not
medical professionals. Consult your doctor, all of that, right, But
I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
Everything you're doing at your own risk.

Speaker 3 (02:07:20):
I don't want to hear it boots on the ground testimonial.
This is what it did for me and my body
and will I will you know what's this is the
one thing, this is what's weird. I am thankful for
COVID because it introduced me to ivermectin. I had no
idea that was even a drug. I didn't know what
it was used for. I had no idea it was

(02:07:41):
a thing. But because of COVID that came up and
the route that I took to stay healthy during that time,
I was introduced to a variety of alternative medicines and
I'll be honest, none of them have failed me. No,
and ivermectins on the top of that list. I am

(02:08:03):
one hundred percent a fan of that shit. And uh
and so you know, do with that what you will.
Everybody has their own opinions on it. But again, you know,
we we've talked about this before, the fact that science
in twenty twenty, science suddenly became this is what I say.

(02:08:26):
You're having to go with it. No, yeah, no, no
matter what you believe me, and what the scientific method
is and should be is I'm gonna put out a theory,
let's all fucking test it, and and you should contradict me,
you should challenge me on every level. And if it's
the truth, none of that will matter. But if it's not,
then it gets us closer to the truth. And all

(02:08:49):
of a sudden that you know that that dialogue became evil,
It became you know, counter cultural, it became a threat
to democracy. That was my favorite. Science is a threat
to democracy? Or this scientific method was, And I'm just again,
you know, coming full circle. I'm so glad to be

(02:09:10):
back at a point where we can have these conversations
and have them openly and honestly and not have to fear,
you know, repercussions from them.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
Fits. I feel like we've we've wrapped things up pretty nice.

Speaker 3 (02:09:27):
Agreed, good show, great show. I think we covered a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:09:31):
Let's hold the Apple privacy protections until next week, so
I think there's gonna be more. That's gonna that's gonna.

Speaker 3 (02:09:37):
Yeah, I don't think that's going away.

Speaker 2 (02:09:38):
Yeah, yep, no it's not. And basically, I'll just tell
you guys this what we have here in the in
the States, be very thankful for it, because you can
have an and an encryption from Apple. In the UK
you can't, which means they want your information in the
UK period. End of story. So we'll get into that

(02:10:01):
more next week. We already, I mean, we didn't dip
our toe in the RFK Junior is in his ni
H secretary, which is fucking great. Cash Matilda Cash got confirmed.
Bondie is we may get an next Epstein list next week.

Speaker 3 (02:10:21):
Well, I am Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
I would love to see what a bomb Oh me too.

Speaker 3 (02:10:25):
All of us would, that's the thing, all of us would,
except the people who are on the list.

Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, which which neither of us are.
I don't think. I don't think Cafe's on there.

Speaker 3 (02:10:38):
Hey, listen, I know I'm not on it. I hope
that you aren't.

Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
No, I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (02:10:46):
I'm I'm I'm I. Let's be honest, man, I'm i'm I.
I'm on the fence with Halfey. He's done some shady ship, dude,
He's done some shady ship and I love him for that.
I love you, dude, I love you for it. But
but if you're on the list, I'm still gonna love you.
But like you're on the list.

Speaker 2 (02:11:07):
And but unless the the Epstein train went to perumpt Nevada,
I think I think is okay.

Speaker 3 (02:11:13):
Yeah, I mean, and unless you know the tru the
Epstein list had anything to do with farms and farm animals,
I mean, I think I think it's probably okay. I listen,
Halfe has done nothing with with underage women ever. I
know that for a fact, So throw that out. But
but I don't know who all's like, I don't know

(02:11:33):
what else went on at the Epstein Island because you know,
I mean, all Kinks were welcome kind of thing. So
there may have been a farm on that on islands,
all I'm saying, and HALFE might have gone there for research,
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:11:50):
This is true. Shout out to the pope. Pope, you
make it through the next week, you ye wacky guy.
You never should open those doors, you motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (02:12:02):
Yeah, he opened the gates to hell, and what do
you know, he he, I'm gonna call it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:07):
I'm gonna call it right now. We're gonna get a
very conservative if if we do so, We've got two
things right. You're saying there's not gonna be another pope.
I'm saying, if we do get one a night one
he he, the next one's going to be very conservative,
like conservative like yes, because I'm gonna go and predict
Germany is gonna get an a f d PM their president.

(02:12:29):
Germany is gonna be an AFT I'm gonna predict it now,
and you're gonna get a new leader of the Catholic
Church is going to be very conservative, and we're going
to be just's just call it. I'm gonna call it.
We're gonna go through a very conservative time for world leaders.
Italy is already there. Uk't used to fucking get Starmer

(02:12:51):
out of there.

Speaker 3 (02:12:53):
Yeah, but Germany's headed there.

Speaker 2 (02:12:56):
Ireland, I'm Ireland might be getting there. Ireland, and you,
you Francis, get rid of fucking you crown, you Macron
and his his his dad. That just needs to happen.
You guys, go search that. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (02:13:09):
Yeah, exactly, that was a wild that was a wild
rabbit hole to go down and plausible. It's probably probable.

Speaker 2 (02:13:21):
It's either his dad or fucking e t that's no way.

Speaker 3 (02:13:25):
It's it's incredible. What a story.

Speaker 2 (02:13:28):
Yeah, but shout out, shout out to the Pope. Sorry,
you're dying fits which spear are you taking the bed?

Speaker 3 (02:13:35):
Oh? God? This speedwayte out this Grand Prix, you know,
everything from the fucking cover art which is a which
is a fucking badassu Grand Prix that they that they
that they uh modded out for an actual race and
it and it just killed everybody. But that's the artwork

(02:13:57):
on the on the cover, not the on the can,
but the concept that they were like, hey, we're gonna
go Rocky Road. What's the defining quality of There's three
defining qualities of Rocky Road the chocolate ice cream, the marshmallows,
and the nuts. And they fucking nailed it, dude.

Speaker 6 (02:14:18):
It is.

Speaker 3 (02:14:19):
This is the closest thing to Rocky Road ice cream
I've ever had in a beer. And on top of it.
It's twelve percent. You'd never even know it. That's no
booze at all, nothing other than the fact that I
can't fucking talk right now, and I'm not sure I
can put one foot in front of the other. But
god damn, this is a good beer. So that's all

(02:14:40):
to say. I'm going with the al Smith. If you
find this this four pack anywhere in your vicinity, it's
worth it. Pick it up, buy it for yourself. I mean,
it's a real treat. And I would recommend doing these beers,
you know, concurrently, like one, like four nights in a row,

(02:15:02):
do one a night. You can drink whatever else you
want each night, but but don't have these all in
the same night, because A you you probably will not
wake up from your coma and and B it's worth
letting each one be its own experience, Uh, which which
I this is? This is the kind of journey I'm

(02:15:24):
on with them, and this is by far the best
one of the four.

Speaker 4 (02:15:28):
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (02:15:30):
So yeah, anyway, how about you, what do you what
are you taking to bed?

Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
I'm I'm gonna go ahead and give Pure Project a
solid on this. I'm gonna go ahead and take the
the barley one, brilliant radio.

Speaker 3 (02:15:44):
Okay, nice, they got a w.

Speaker 2 (02:15:47):
They gotta win in this one.

Speaker 3 (02:15:49):
Yeah, it warmed up.

Speaker 2 (02:15:51):
Nice, good mouth feel. It was a pleasant beer, and
I'm I'm I'm definitely feeling it right now, you know,
I really am. But the features of the Golden Stout
didn't outweigh the brilliant radiance. Especially when you're gonna have
this grandiose name, sorry forgotten brilliance. Excuse me, when you're

(02:16:14):
gonna have this beautiful name, this imperial name. You've really
got to have a solid beer. It's finally left up
to it. So out of the vertical. I would not
have the vertical. If you find it, it's not worth it.
But I will say that this one, the twenty twenty three,
if you find this one in a while, it was

(02:16:35):
worth it. It was solid beer.

Speaker 3 (02:16:40):
Nice all right. We both found out we both found
a gym.

Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
Yeah, yeah, No, it was good. It was a good night.
That's gonna wind things up. Next week is going to
be an interesting one. We will let you guys know
as the week goes on what is going to end
up happening. I believe we'll have a show on Friday Night,
which well in which for the for the listeners, you
guys can tune in on Friday night and then we'll

(02:17:06):
get out our show. We'll record it, edit and get
it out probably Sunday. But then for Patreons, I kind
of feel like we'll do a normal show for the
following week, but we're gonna have a whole ton of
content coming out, dropping it into chat, a lot of

(02:17:28):
stuff that's gonna be on the fly. So I think
that's kind of how we're gonna play next week, since
Hafe and I are going to be joining you up
in Oregon and you're gonna be taking us around and
doing doing the rounds.

Speaker 3 (02:17:42):
So best best birthday President ever. Man, I can't wait
to have you guys up here. There's there's lots to
lots to do, lots to see, you know, I was
thinking about the other day. You've been up here, so
you've you've seen some things. Hefe has never been in
this part of the country, no, So I'm I'm just
excited to watch his face, like, because there's nowhere else

(02:18:06):
on the planet that has what we have up here,
and just as far as nature and just the scenery,
but then also you know, some the combination of Okay,
we're out at the coast. You're seeing some amazing shit.
But now there's an amazing brewery right there, and so
it's gonna be it's gonna be a great it's gonna
be a really packed, you know, three and a half

(02:18:28):
four days, but everybody's gonna be tired at the end
of it, but it's gonna be worth it. It's gonna
be amazing. So yeah, I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (02:18:36):
But lots of content and we'll be pumping as much
as we can into chat and into I may set
up well we'll talk about this, but I may go
and set up a different feed just for our one
off content because I can with spreakers. So yeah, it
might be something that we go ahead and just create
on the fly so that you guys can have it.
And it'll probably be a little shorter shots, a little

(02:18:57):
little little stuff you guys can kind of dive into.
But it'll be fun. But just for you guys, we're
not gonna put out for anybody else. So all right,
thank you for joining us tonight at Whiskey Underscore Hell
is the X feed, Whiskey Hellpod dot com is the website,
and you guys can reach us everywhere else on Instagram.

(02:19:22):
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So join us there. I'm step McShane, I'm bits, think critically.

Speaker 3 (02:19:36):
Act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
We'll talk to you soon.

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