Great Jeans

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is Whisky Hell,
Think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Satriagust second, seven o' eight. In the evening, This is
Whiskey Hell podcast. This is your narrative driven show that
looks at all the news to give it a little twist,
give it a little make it so that it's a
little bit easier to digest, and well hopefully laugh at
it a lot. Fits You're in Indiana. How's things going, Indiana?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's it's okay. There's a long, long travel day. You know,
anytime that you you do that much traveling in a day,
it's it's gonna be a long day. I I didn't
sleep much last night at the airport by four am
my time, and h and now it's after ten here,
so I'm gonna have some pretty serious jet lag tomorrow,
I think. But you know, I'm here. We're making it work.

(01:39):
Sorry for the echo. You know I've over the years McShane,
I've I've had requests for you know, more fits. We
want more fits, and so I thought what I'd do
tonight is just add in an echo of myself so
you would get more fits.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Nice nic, Yes, nice nice, YT's thinking of it.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's what we're going with.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, you're you're, you're This.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Is a listener exactly, exactly, listener driven show.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know what, I think we can take over as
PBS now. I'm thinking I can actually change our name
to Public Broadcast System. Uh, since they're going under, yes,
they are no longer a thing. I think we can
go in corner this now, can't we? It should be illegal?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, all right, let's you know what, let's see if
we can't trademark that ship.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I think we should. I think we I think we
could do a lot of good, can you you know
we we we take system sesame Street, we take it
back old school, but we kind of generation exit a
little bit. I'm thinking that might be a really good
thing to do. You could take.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You Carl, just like take it back to its roots.
Then you mean, yeah, I have actual, actual wholesome programming
that actually teaches kids and doesn't like shove, you know,
woke agendas down their throats.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
That.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, let's we could totally do that.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I think think, I think we could. I could think
we could really do this. We could do it. We
could have a really really good impact on it. You
could be like the next Carl Sagan.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
And I'm look, I'm not I'm not trying to toot
my own horn. But I did have an ex who
requested me to do my Carl Sagan impression quite frequently.
And I'm not going to say we were naked at
the time, but it may have happened. Okay, it was
kind of a thing for her.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay. I I don't know what to do with Carl
Sagan role play.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Me either, but I went with it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Brother, I went with it.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I figured it out.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Stars like, was it a deep andsightful.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well no, no, oh no, it wasn't. It wasn't profound
at all. In fact, it was a rundown of her anatomy.
Okay in his voice, Yeah, wow, you all just learned
a little something about fits tonight she shall remain aimless
though I'm not gonna I'm not gonna divulge that. And

(04:03):
I hope whoever she's with now it doesn't mean Carl Sagan.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Or or she's going back and doing reruns of Carl's
Carl Sagan and imagining you as Carl Sagan.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Cheers to that, Cheers to all of our exes, you know,
diddling themselves to us. Yea, not see this show starting
this way?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, I think I think it's fantastic. Aaron wants dives
on The Cooking Show with John hell muppets, so we
can totally.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Do this, Aaron. I also would like you to lead
the uh the firearms portion of the show. I'll support.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'd like to be there firearms on BBS. Yep, l
l you're gonna be like the Happy Trees. You're You're
gonna you're gonna do the happy Trees on there from
now on. That that'll that'll happen. Lisa, you can you
can get into uh uh karate for kids. And congratulations

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on your black belt, Lisa or Lisa.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's huge.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Saw that that was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, very very big, well done. That's a lot of
hard work. I don't care what discipline it is. I
don't care what you practice. It's a lot of hard work.
And uh yeah, yeah you've got my respect for sure.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Good for you, good for you. Well, we do want
to remind everybody that we are not suicidal. We are
not lawyers. We are not doctors. We are not we
don't work for the government. Ah, we like free speech.
What else we uh were? What else we said? We're

(05:50):
not doctors? What else? Are we not? Construction experts, constitutional scholars, climatologists, climatologists. No,
we're not climatologists.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh, we're also not economists. Do not take any of
our economic advice at all.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
We are not under any ser advisors.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
No, no, no, nope, nope.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
We're going to talk about a lot of stuff tonight
that is very well in some of it. Okay, half
the chef of the show is just fucking ridiculous. Because
that's the media. That's that's what we're dealing with, right,
So we're we're going to get into Sydney Sweeney's white
supremacist boobs. We're going to get into that the UK

(06:32):
is it's a fascist society.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Now, holy shit, that's they that took a shocking Yeah,
that is shocking, and and.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
We saw it, We saw it coming, but it's like
it's here, like this is real. It's really fucking happening.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
We saw it coming in like twenty fifty, not twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, and this is all stuff that we've been talking
about for for years, right, we knew this is this
is this is this is it's coming, is coming to fruition.
Free speech is dying in the UK. We also have
issues here in the US. Spotify Digital ID. If you're
gonna go ahead and you're gonna try and use Spotify,
you or no, sorry, Spotify was going to use facial
recognition to prove you that you're eighteen, right, and YouTube

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is gonna use your viewing whether you're eighteen or not.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I don't know if you've noticed this or if you
had this experience, because I know you traveled fairly recently.
They they take your picture at the TSA line. Now, yeah,
they they take everybody has to have their picture taken.
They look at your I D. That's fine, but they
also take your picture.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yep, yep, but what you once your pictures in they're
just gonna look at you Ei they're gonna You're gonna
pop up on the ID and they're gonna wave you through.
So we're gonna get into a little bit of that too,
because Oklahoma City facial recognition that popped up. Yeah, there
you go, Dildo's, Dildo's twigs fly the wn A fantastic week.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
It is absolutely off the chain. It is my new
favorite sport and not for the for the for the sport.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
No, I just it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Was that not the greatest tweet ever that I sent today?
We'll get into it. We'll get into it. Well okay, no, no,
let yeah, we'll get into it.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okayah, yeah, all right, lots to get into. It's it's
gonna be a week, so uh fits, let's get into
that beer before half comes in. What do you got?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Well, I'm I'm doing my best to sample as many
beers that I can't get on the west side of
the Rockies as I can. I'm officially on east coast time.
I mentioned that earlier Indiana is where the the that's
where the line happens between Illinois and Indiana. So anyway,
I have something from Three Floyd's Brewing. Oh yeah, yeah,

(09:01):
Three Floyd's they do some really kind of cool stuff,
and this one I'm really pretty excited about. This is
their barrel aged Behemoth barley wine. Oh and yeah, and
when I mean the label's cool, Okay, So I picked
it up for the label. I judged the book by
its cover, sue me. But then I started reading and

(09:23):
what they did with this barley wine is put it
in bourbon barrely.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
They bourbon barrel aged it for twelve to sixteen months.
Intense hop character gets rounded out and complimented with the
natural vanilla, coconut, and bourbon notes extracted from the barrel
aging process. This is a thirteen point six percenter, my friend.
So I am not I'm swinging for the fences right
out the bat here.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm in fact, I'm heavy right out of the gate.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
I'm calling my shot, I'm pointing. I'm doing the babe,
I'm pointing. So it looks fantastic. Okay. So usually I
don't pour my beers into a clear glass, but I'm
in a hotel, so I have a clear glass here,
which shout out to my wife, got me a total
pimp room. I fucking love this room. It's amazing. Comes

(10:12):
with dishes and glasses. And a dishwasher and a full
sized fridge. So I'm I'm gonna have a good week. Anyway.
Poured this beer out and it is a deep, darky,
muddy brown. I mean, if you didn't know better, you
would think this was mudwater and you wouldn't want to
drink it. But then you smell it. Oh god, I

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mean the barrel, the barley wine, all the notes hit
you all at once, that raisin, that earthy, But then
you got the coconut and vanilla in there. So let
me taste this thing. Let's just see if it tastes
good as it smells. Oh, my fucking god, it is.
And so I full disclosure. I went to this place.

(10:54):
It's one of these places that you go in as
a liquor store because that's where they sell their beer
around here is most liquor stores. And it's ninety percent
every liquor you've ever heard of, seven percent wine and
three percent beer. But it's a big enough store that
you still get a tremendous amount of beer.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
So anyway, all the beer, none of it's in coolers.
It's been sitting on a shelf. Most of it was
pre COVID.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh, most of the bottles.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I have a My next
one is a Big Bad Baptist that is from twenty nineteen.
That's my next beer tonight.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
So all the beers had dust on them, so I
first thing I did when I got back to the
room was, you know, clean everything up and throw it
in the freezer so it would chill. So I have
I cannot vouch for when this beer was actually brewed.
I'm gonna guess, I mean for sure not twenty twenty five,
because it had a lot of dust on it. So anyway,

(11:55):
fantastic version of a barley wine because you get the
American strong ale thing that we like about barley wines.
But then it is, this is damn near a dessert beer. Dude.
It's it's almost sweet.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
So it's smoothed out.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's totally smoothed out. And I'm frightened because I'm not
tasting I'm tasting a little booze, but I'm not tasting
thirteen point six. This is more like an eight percenter.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Although that it is, there's no way that it's only
a fifteen percent at the sime point.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Probably not, probably not. It's probably climbed it I'm definitely
feeling it in my belly, you know, you get that warmth,
that winter warmer feel. So fantastic beer, really well done.
And I and it's definitely not a sex beer. This
is this is the girl that when the shit goes down,

(12:54):
you just turned to her and you say, you have
your switchblade, right, because because she always has it, she's
always ready to fucking cut a bitch. And this is
a down and dirty, ready to fight beer. Fantastic though,
really good and exactly fitting my mood right now.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
See. And and I was actually thinking that was, uh,
that was one of the chicks from Grindhouse, one of
the Grindhouse movies.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Oh, but that's that's yeah I met yeah the machine
gun leg. Yes, yeah Rose was that Rose McGowan?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Who was that? I might have been, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, I would definitely have sex with that leg.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Three Floyds is fantastic three floyd three Floords dot Com.
And I and I've only been able to get people
to people sent it out to me before. I've I've
never had anybody. I've never been able to find it
out here, just doesn't come out here. But they are
wicked fantastic beers. And they actually have a I don't know,
I've we've got to look into this. They've got to

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spin off. You'll have to see if you can find them.
The spinoff is Warpigs.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Brewing No way. The place I was just at had
three or four war pigs and I almost picked one up.
It was a it was an imperial stout, and I
just like I always do imperials, so I'm gonna save it.
But they do have some more pigs.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
There, Okay, okay, yeah, it's uh, fantastic websites, just beautiful website.
Warpigs dot com is the other one. And you can
go to three Floyds dot com for this oh yeah yeah,
Floyd's I yeah, I will. I will pay good money

(14:35):
to get some three Floyds out here. So if you're
listening and Aaron, I'm looking at you there, we can
we can venmo this out.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah oh yeah. And this this artwork, by the way,
is just it's fantastic. I don't even think I described
it quickly. It is a basically a an undead samurai,
uh with a skull as his owny mask, and then
he's got little skulls all over his armor and he's
got he's wearing a pentagram necklace. Just fantastic stuff and

(15:09):
there's Japanese writing all in the background kanji, Oh I
know I had? How could I not? Yeah? So do
we have a hafe?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
We do have a halfe.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Beautiful guys.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Hey, let me boy.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Let me whip off my beer real quick before we
have Okay, give me one minute. I'm gonna be really
fast because there's not nearly as much it's cool about
this one. It's just a straight up coffee stout. But
it is from Grim never had one of their beers
on the show. It's called Red Eye. It's a coffee
stout and it's actually a collaboration with Partner's Coffee. I've

(15:51):
had this one up there for a couple of weeks,
so I'm interested to s Yeah that's gonna go. Oh
you can? You can definitely. It's almost like if you
if you took a whiff of a bag of coffee
and actually smell the beans.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's what you That's what you get, little pick me up.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's a really good, very simple coffee stout, dry good nose. Yeah,
very well done. Seven percent. They didn't try to do
too much with it. It's just a straight up coffee stout.
And that's that's really nice? All right? Half a? Yeah,

(16:35):
how's it going to my friend?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I am exhausted? Really, do tell I did this new
TikTok challenge here? You guys seen this one?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Which which one?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Which one is?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
God?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Well? Okay, you you get yourself a female dog. Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I don't know where this is going, and I'm not
I might have to down this beer after this.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I might I might have to pour some in my
ears to go ahead.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
You guys haven't seen the st tiktok' it's the latest thing.
So you get her, you sit her down, and you
you tell is there a Is there a word for
female dog?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
A bitch? Bitch? Yes?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
What is it? A bitch?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Bitch?

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Okay, bitch?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
If she's if she's still breeding, she's a bitch?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I see.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Okay, So you said that you knew that you're the
farm you're the farm report guy.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
You knew that This news to me. I mean, I
wouldn't use that word on anybody anyway. You sip, You
sit this bitch down, and you you look her in
the eye and you say you try, you try your
hardest to explain to her what the difference is between
something happening bi weekly and so be happening twice monthly,

(18:04):
and it will wear you out. Now it's a bonus
if she has puppies, this one that I had, She
has puppies, and coincidentally, her puppies share the same mess
name as me. It's really weird. But anyway, you have
to explain to her the difference between those two things.

(18:27):
I am spent.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
I'll bet because you know, actually, Hafe, I know the
particular bitch that you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah, yeah, and she is dense.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I mean, getting an idea through to that dog is
damn near impossible. So I can't imagine how tired you are.
You're more tired than I am. I know that.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah. So I actually had a a raw idea for
a farm report, and but then I had to take
a nap and I woke up just in time to
get a shower in before work. So the farm report
and my next my next stint, it's gonna be kind

(19:13):
of off the cuff. I came to work thinking I
could use this first break to to craft the farm report,
you know, put the finishing touches on and all that.
But as it panned out. I did a four ball
to start the night, and here I am my first
break on this awesome show.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
So hey, hey, Hafey, can I can I give you
a little just a little insider, you know, behind the scenes,
if you will to radio inside Baseball okay, yeah, if
if you don't tell people, they'll never know.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, yeah, you're fine.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Are you talking about the farm report or the the
bi weekly thing.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Both?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
I mean realistically gonna end up telling her again? So
it again?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Oh my god, like really really not that fun.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I mean, it's it's a subtle difference, but it's a difference.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh it. Yeah. It is like say, I mean, just
say hypothetically, like say you're giving money to somebody.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Okay, yeah, this is a good hypothetical. This is good.
This is good.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Yeah, let's say I don't know it was let's just
say off the top of my head. You know, they're
like a number like four thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
A month, right, that's a good random number.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, Like if it's I mean, and and like let's
say this month, you're getting it like the third to
seventeenth and the thirty first. This is the perfect example
of how this works. You're gonna get three payments this
month you're rolling. Yeah, and it's gonna be a little

(21:01):
less than the month you two times monthly because it's
just the way the math works, because there's twenty six
payments instead of twenty flights. Again, I'm just I'm exhausted.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Maybe maybe she just needs to get a job and
like just start, you know, doing a job that dogs
like to do. I don't know, maybe she could like
run around, you know, sniff butts, yeah, or peon stuff. Yeah,
a lot. There's a lot of people to pay for that.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yeah, I'm really glad we're talking about dogs here because
I can say this and I mean, yeah, it's just
about dogs. But it's just that particular breed of dog
is not known for its math skills. I mean so,
I mean, so you got to give a little bit
of flexibility there a little Jesus correct Wow wow wow Ah.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
That resonated with me.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh, welcome to Buttercup and chat.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Hey. I got a little uh, I got a little uh,
a little black jack trivia question for you guys.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
All right, Oh trivia. I like trivia.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
I don't know why. I just want my glasses on
not reading anything again.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
If you don't tell them. They don't know, right, So how.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
How do I word this? How how many cards can
a dealer take? The maximount of cards the dealer can
pull for themselves on a black jack can.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Seven?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
No? Wait wait wait wait wait? Are you you're talking
theoretically or is they're an actual rule for this?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well, it's going by the rules of blackjack? How many hits?
How many cards can a dealer pull for themselves? The
maximum amount of cards they can pull for themselves on
any given hand.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well, and you're you're talking about a six a six deck? Shoot, yeah,
I'm thinking way too hard about this, But I mean,
you could theoretically pull twenty one aces. No, but I
know that's wrong, So I'm going to say no, I'm

(23:35):
going to say twelve.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Steve's I already said seven. I was wrong.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
He said seven. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Are we talking about including the last card? That including
the last card? Well, including yeah, So that's sectary thirteen thirteen.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
So I was I was one off. I was close? Ye? Why? Why?
Why is that? So?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
You the first cards in ACE, second cards in ACE,
the first seven cards are aces, So you have a
stop seventeen and your that's gives you twelve. Yeah, four aces,
this gives you sixteen and then at that point the
next days gives you seventeen or you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
That's that's where I went wrong. Yep, I forgot about you.
It could be a softer a hard. Oh hey, and
we're right back where we started.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Hello, So where are you?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
That's I am in Elkhart, Indiana, which is about twenty
five minutes east of South Bend, which I can't wait
to get over to. Uh, back over to South Bend.
I picked up my rental car there, so I flew
into and uh. But I was sitting next to the
sky on the plane and he he's like, dude, if

(24:55):
you don't, if you don't go see Notre Dame the campus,
you're you're missing out on a Like that's that's a
it's a bucket list kind of thing. He says, It's
just unbelievable. So I can't wait to get back over there.
But yeah, I'm in Elkhart, Indiana. So East Coast time, baby?
East coast?

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Is that spelled the same way as the smart carte?
Remember that it is not?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I do remember the smart cart that's deep. I remember
how that's that's deep? Uh fits in hefe. Yeah, that's that.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Was That's when you were leaving to go to the Navy,
wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, I think so that was before that was when
you could actually take someone to the gate at the airport.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Yes, back in the yeah, yeah, the eight.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, but yeah, I know it's it's just as it
sounds Elkhart. Oh, it's actually h A r T. So
it's not how it is spelled.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
I had, uh, I had guys on roulette the other night.
It's four or five guys, and uh. One of them
said something about, okay, they were doing betting on numbers
and signing, you know, as ay better than number. They
call out a guy's a sports figure, you know. They
put money on thirteen, Dan Marino. Yeah, and they put
it on thirteen and they said Kurt Warner. And then

(26:13):
the guy, the very next guy. Thing the guy did
he put it on twenty eight and he said twenty
eight and I said, Kurt Warner, yeah, and that's right,
look at me. And then it dawned on that and like,
oh yeah, the Seattle running back and I said yes,
and I expected to get a tip from that, but no.

(26:34):
And so the dig in deep right, that was an awesome.
I mean that was perfect.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Oh dude, that was It was perfect.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
And then Field, yeah, you are perfect. So then they're
talking and the one guy they say something about Brett
Farb or something something green Bay related, and the and
one guy goes, I got to go to Lambeau before
I die one time, and then another he goes, I
drove past it once and the whole thing went quiet,

(27:05):
And the guy looks at him. He goes, how the
fuck did you drive by Lambeau Field? What were you
doing in Green Bay that you weren't Lambeau And they're
all laughing. He goes, no, I was picking up my
brother to drop off his car or something like that.
And I was like, dude, you're you drove by Lambo
He didn't see it, Like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Jesus? Yeah, that guy deserves whatever's coming to him.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Oh well, I took his money, so I'm not.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Well, there you go, here you go. I'm not even
a Green Bay fan, but that's you know, I feel honored.
I got to watch a football game in Old Soldier Field.
And of course I've seen a couple of baseball games
at Wrigley. I mean, these are just you should everyone
should go. Everyone should should make those pilgrimages if you're

(27:53):
into sports at all. I mean, I'm not saying, you know,
some poet laureate should go, because maybe that person wouldn't
know anything about sports. But if you're into sports, like
these are these are just things you have to do,
Notre Dame. I don't care if you hate them or
love them, but that campus is spectic. Yeah exactly, yep.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I was just I was gonna ask, what what what
stadiums are you guys missing at this point. I still
haven't been to Wrigley. I've been to Fenway. I haven't
been the Yankee Stadium. But Yankee Stadium's not Yankee Stadium anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's just yeah, no, it's not. I I actually haven't
been to Fenway, which I'm I'm sorry to say. I
I wish I I I do want to see a
game there. I want to catch a game in Fenway.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
You never been where Boston? Period?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Oh yeah yeah, same boys, boys, ye boys. I know
Boston trip is needed now.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I know it's like a it's a pilgrimage.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I will go to Socialist Boston anytime I possibly can.
It's fantastic. The old bars you know, until they're they're
shut down for you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Of miss mischief, the revolution, as soon.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
As the revolutions, you know, the constitutions you raised, the revolutions.
You know that's historically, you know, erased. We do need
to we do need we do need to go to
one of those those bars.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Hey, someone wants say, Hill.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
What's up? Whiskey?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Hey Gretchen, Wow, it's been a while. Yeah, I've missed you.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
What's new?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Oh well, you know, yeah, I mean, other than the
world falling down around our ears, everything's honky dory. It's great.
It's good to hear your voices.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Likewise, it's good to hear you. Hey, Jeff, is hefe?
Is he behaving? Okay? For you?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Always best dealer here there straight, Yes, that's the endorsement,
right there, love it.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
There we go, all right, I gotta get back.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
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Speaker 2 (30:08):
Take somebody's money.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
I do, all right, see you, And oh I think
it will be I think we'll be an alley put
a monker in. But I think it's still just me
an hour.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
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your w n b A takes for this week.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Oh yeah, great, Oh yeah, I'm so tempted to put
a bet on that. Well, we'll get into that. We'll
get into we'll get into it, all right, man.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Later that was that was awesome. Thank you for jumping
in there.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
To this, Aaron. Aaron is already jumping ahead in the
in the show here, but he did put five bucks
on pink. I'm I'm actually going I'm actually going with blue.
I'm actually going with blue. But we'll get we'll get there,
We'll get there. I promise.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I don't want to jump the gun on the dilda
on the w W or w n b A dildo gate.
But you gotta respect you gotta you gotta respect the
Queen dildo. That's that's it. You gotta pick one to
chuck onto the course. You picked the green because it's
gonna stand out.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
No, no, you can't miss it.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
We'll get into more dildo talk and later on. All right,
let let's let's let's go into what the big story
of the week. Clearly, this is the most important thing
that anybody should be talking about. Yeah, this is good
morning America.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
The polls. We begin with the backlash of our new
ad campaign featuring actress Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
The ads are for American Eagle and the tagline is
Sidney Sweeney has Great Genes Now. In one ad, the
blonde hair, blue eyed actress talks about jeans as in
DNA being passed down from her parents.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
The play on words is being compared to Nazi propaganda
with racial undertones.

Speaker 9 (31:59):
The pun good genes activates a troubling historical associations for
this country. The American eugenics movement, and it's primed between
like nineteen hundred and nineteen forty weaponized the idea of
good genes just to justify white supremacism.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Despite that backlash, American eaglestock has been soaring.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
There is absolutely anything is racist if you try hard enough.
That's what it comes down to.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Sure, yeah, that's the Oskay here.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You don't like the hot chick. You don't like her
gigantic boobs, you don't like her getting attention. You don't
like it, going back to the seventies and eighties, the
El McPherson's, the Cindy Crawfords. You don't like all that. Okay,
we get it. I'm sorry, Get the fuck over it.
Not everybody is going to curtail. They're advertising to make
you happy. We've already talked about everything that's gone on

(32:50):
from the woke movement now everything with Sideways, bud Light, Jaguar, Portia,
all of these companies that have just been absolute dog
shit and everybody's law interest in them. Well, guess what,
we're returning to normalcy. People are getting what they want
to see in advertising. Again, it's actual advertising, not subsidized

(33:11):
the eye.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I'm pleased with the company in general. Imagine if they
had started out with some beautiful black girl or some
beautiful Asian girl, an identical ad, right, I mean, tit's
coming out the top of the dnim you know it, right,
zero like zero ripples. I mean, in fact, a lot

(33:35):
of people have been going back and kind of showing
Beyonce's genes as that she did I think she did
for Gap, not a fucking peep. Now, they didn't mention
genes necessarily in that double entendre. But again, that's it's
really clever advertising. And I mean, first of all, cheers
to I'm raising my glass to whoever had the balls

(33:57):
big enough to put that ad out, because, as you know,
there was an argument in a boardroom somewhere that we
can't do this, and someone went, Nope, we're doing it.
And watch watch this hold my beer. So cheers to
whoever that big bulb man or woman. I don't care,
it doesn't matter who it was, whoever made the decision,

(34:18):
fucking kudos to you because it's it's reshaping our conversation again.
And like you said, we're getting back to normal here.
And and now you have what's her name doing the
the Arby's ads, the hot w NBA player which we
might have some crossover, but you know, hot shakes dunning Arby's,
which yeah, thank you, yes, gorgeous and tough woman and

(34:42):
all everything we love about a woman that's her. I
don't care if she's black or white or purple. Good
for her, I do. I am waiting for Arby's to
do something with you know, like a a Brad Pitt type,
you know, and it just says like hot eyes eat
roast beef kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
You know.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I just think the double on Tana there would be awesome.
But I'm here for it all and and I'm and
I just you know, good for good for American Eagle,
And like they said, I love at the end of
that piece where they're like and despite the controversy, their
stock is soaring. No ship because none of us are
playing around anymore. We're gonna support companies that are doing
it right. Period.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Here's the here's the audio from the commercial.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
I here to tell you to buy American Egle Chance,
And I definitely won't say that they're the most comfortable
Chance I've ever worn, or that they make your butt
look amazing good I need to do that. But if
you said that you want to buy the jeans, I'm
not gonna stop you. For us, We're clear, this is

(35:48):
not me telling you to buy American Eagle Chance.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Sidny's tweeny has very keen.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
You see what I did there?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Right, what's the problem. I don't see the problem with it.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I just there's zero problem with it. We we had
young boys watching a mature Cindy Crawford drink pepsi in
the most sexual way possible. That's how we grew up,
and there was no controversy over it. It was just like, oh, yeah,
that's what young boys do. They watch hot women. They

(36:19):
they want to become the man that that girl wants
when they get older.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
You remember the Carls Junior commercial commercials where they're where
the women were on are eating the burgers and and
and it was just going.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Well, I mean exactly. Remember the fucking nineties. Remember MTV,
you know every every hair mail, I mean girls girls, yeah,
Van Halen, it had Aerosmith, you know going down? You
remember that video?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yes, oh god, yeah, let's I mean, look at this girl.
Look at Sophia. She's feeling herself.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I'm here for it, Sophie Cunningham. And this is this
was actually I don't know how they Honestly the most
simple commercial you could possibly have had. This is just
from her part her hotel room, probably while she's getting
ready for the dildo fest next and w NBA game.

(37:29):
She's having fun. She's just dancing in front of the camera.
Look at my hot girls wear eat RB's shirt. That's it.
I'm sure she made fifty k for that. What big? No,
you know what? Hold on, let's fits. I don't want
to let this go. Let's let's let's go to the
let's let's give.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
And by the way, it's worse noting these girls in
both of these ads are completely fully clothed. Yeah, like
no g string, no song. No no, no nipple, no nothing.
They're completely clothed.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Completely tame by eighties, nineties and two thousands advertising, yep,
completely tamed. Let's let's let's listen to the other side
of the aisle. We need to listen to this. Here's
here's a woman or somebody I don't know. I don't
know what her pronouns are. Here you go, Cidney Sweeny's
gene ant.

Speaker 10 (38:21):
The Sweetey's jeans ad is giving ethnic steak propaganda. It
is giving dystopian, it is giving nineteen forties Germany. And
they could have had her said anything. She could have
just said I'm hot, drink my bath water here, or
my genes, But instead they had her said, jeans are
passed down from parents to children.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I have good genes. My jeans are blue. Why.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah No.

Speaker 10 (38:39):
That was like the most thinly veiled propaganda I think
that I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I hate it.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
It was all too much and yet not enough, because
like the entire time, she's like dead in the eyes
as she's saying, look up here, jeansa passed down from
parents to children. And I hear that they scrapped a
renee wrap collab for this, So I'm just wondering why
they thought this was the move of everything.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Oh so so so fierce and so bright.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Wow, spot on there, honey.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
At the end of the day, this is all and yeah,
it's fits. You're absolutely right in chat. It's classic jealousy.
That's what it is. You're not the hot girl, you
don't have the big cans. We get it, we absolutely
get it. Every nose ring came out of the woodwork
to put a bitch about this. I think this is
a death rattle. Yeah, this is a little bit of

(39:27):
a death rattle, and I.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Think I hope you're right.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, American Eagles statement was pretty solid. I thought Sidney
Sweeney has great jeans, is and always was about the jeans.
Her jeans, her story will continue to celebrate how everyone
wears their AE jeans with confidence, their way. Great jeans
look good on everyone high road. We're not even gonna

(39:52):
get into the slop. We're not gonna get into the
We're not even gonna acknowledge all this fascist, all this
Nazi bullshit that comes with it. And you know what,
if you don't like her, great, you don't want you
don't like American Eagle, Now don't buy their ship that's out.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Don't buy the fucking jeans, don't eat at Arby's, don't
don't support those companies then, because you know what that
really starts to show. I mean, how in the minority
these people are? They? They they they seem like they
are are. There's many more of them because they have
loud voices, they have a they have a a stage.
Now with social media, they can be heard. But really

(40:28):
they're like three percent of the population. So fine, you
think American Eagle gives a shit if you don't buy
their jeans, you weren't buying them anyway, bitch, because you
don't fit in them. I mean, here's here's the next
thing that I the next argument that's gonna happen in
the American Eagle boardroom is that they're gonna get some

(40:49):
some uh person in that ad campaign meeting who's gonna say,
all right, the next one we have to do has
to be a woman of color or a trans person
or something so that we can you know, balance the scales.
And I hope they shut that shit down. I'm not
saying that they don't get the next really hot black

(41:10):
girl or Asian or whatever. Like I mentioned earlier, they
can totally do that, but at this point it doesn't
matter what they do, because if they do that, then
the left is gonna scream and yell about how they're
just trying to you know, even the even the scales
and not look so bad. But if they do another
Hot White Girl, or if they do Sydney Sweeney again,

(41:30):
they're fucked anyway. So I know that that argument's being
had in boardrooms as we speak, and I guess, I
guess that's what's great about this country. We can have
these arguments and still go and have a beer together afterwards,
which is which is? Which is the whole point.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
UK introduces online speech monitoring police. We've the Act came
in last week that they're going to crack down and
now we've got least this week if you're in the UK.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah, just hearing you say those words made me cringe,
like like my my my butt cheeks, my asshole just
cinched up into my like I'm creating my own black
hole right now.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, just hearing those words is like, what the fuck
are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
So check out reclaimthanet dot org. Great, I don't know
if the one three I don't remember. Great follow on
X or go to their website. It's really really good stuff.
If you're in the UK and you've never dared to
type a mildly spicy opinion about immigration into the vast
and idiotic circus that is social media, you might now

(42:41):
be under surveillance by a shiny new government outfit with
a name so Orwellian. It sounds like it was cooked
up during a slow afternoon in North Korea's Ministry of Truth.
The UK has officially launched a National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team,
a title that manages to be both comically vague and

(43:04):
terrifyingly specific. This is straight out in nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Oh it totally is. Orwell is rolling over in his
grave right now. He must be.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
It's like, I told you, fuckers, why are you doing this?
I told you not to do this. I literally get
I should maybe he shouldn't give him the blueprint?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Well maybe not. I mean, you know, I I do
feel like there needs to be an important discussion, not
even a debate, but an important discussion as to why,
because listen, all of these ideas have been floated multiple
times throughout history, and multiple times they have died. I

(43:46):
mean it, you know, people are still quoting Einrand, still
quoting orwell, still quoting a fuck I can't remember the
name of the economist who was really uh just so
pro socialism and fascism. They're still quoting these people as like,

(44:07):
you know, here's these people pointing out why this won't work,
and yet here we are an entire country, the UK
is arguing that this is the way to go, that
this is how we have to do it. This is
they are so desperate. You you mentioned a death rattle earlier.
I feel like this is a desperate act. This feels

(44:27):
very desperate to me. This is a substitute teacher who
walks into the classroom is getting spitwods spit at her
and is now like, all right, next person that spits
a spitwad, I'm shooting them in the face with this
forty four Like that's it feels that draconian, that desperate

(44:48):
because you've lost control of the class and you don't
know how else to get it back.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Here's an awkward moment. Now this was oh, this was
so good, so good. Now Trump was in England, in Scotland,
the UK he invited in Scotland.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
The UK pre prime minister to his house.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Through he did. He didn't go to them. Now they
all went to him to kiss the ring. Now this
is outside of I'm not sure what this what this
actual location is. I think I think it's that it's
just is that is Scotland golf course.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I don't I think he's got a home there too,
because that's where he I think that's where he hosted
him was at the actual home. But yeah, it might
be a yeah, it is a golf course. See that.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Well, free speech is very important.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You got to know if you're referring to any place
in particular.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Perhaps they are.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
But we've had free speech for a very very long
time here.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
So I'm very proud of.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
What you miss on on radio.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Let me play it again, Let me play it again.
All right, So you've got Trump taking a question on
free speech and.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
By the way, standing way in front, way in front.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Of Yeah, there's only one alpha there, yeah, which is
really funny.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
The body language on this thing is tremendous.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Little little boys. Stromer Starmer had had a moment where
he he hey, hey, don't forget him here, Hey hey hey,
here is speech here. It is a good speech.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Well, free speech is very important.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I don't know if you're referring to any place in particular.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
You're not referring to any place in particular. And he
turns around and looks directly at cure Stromer.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Looks looks at him, and then gives him the backwards thumb,
like this fucking guy.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
You you little you little little boy, and then starmars
pop pipes up. Perhaps they are, but we've had free
speech for a very very long time. Yeah, so you
have a very proud Hey, did you know we've had
free speech here for a very long time. It's over now,
but we've had for a very long time, and it
didn't work.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
You know when their free speech started, when America was like,
fuck off, we're gonna do our own thing, and they
were like, oh, maybe we should start doing what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
You know I I'm starting to see that there may
be a time where the US ends up liberating the UK.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Oh God, would that be amazing. I hope that happens
before I die.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Let's let's listen to this. This is the UK Military
of Technology. Okay, this is this is him. Because as
soon as the as soon as we talked about this
last week, VPNs are like everybody's going in and trying
to get a VPN now because they know they're not
gonna get news from anybody else, so we have to go.
Everybody's going out to try and get VPNs.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Now.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
The thing about VPNs is you can go and get them,
but you're gonna log into it. Now, your name's gonna
be you're gonna be buying into that VPN. Any of
your traffic's going to go through that VPN. So who's
to say that the government doesn't have a backdoor into
the VPN, So you could I hope you choose wisely.
Choose wisely, but in the name of easy, in the

(48:01):
name of the children, here's the UK minister.

Speaker 11 (48:04):
This is the biggest step forward in child safety since
the Internet was created, there is since Friday last week.
Children and parents will notice the difference in the experience
that children have. Most children do not go looking for
harmful and dangerous and pornographic content. Most children actually have

(48:24):
found that the content has come to find them. That's
why we've acted so decisively in this And for everybody
who's out there thinking of using VPNs, let me just
say to you directly, verifying your age keeps a child
safe keeps children safe in our country. So let's just
not try and find a way round. Just prove your age.

(48:44):
Make the Internet safer for children, making a better make
it a better experience for everyone. That's surely what we
should aspire to in this country.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Surely. I since when did kids stop wanting to explore
things they shouldn't? When did that start? Because I clearly
remember looking in every nook and cranny in in in
you know, my house, my friends houses, uh, my friends

(49:14):
of my friends' homes, finding whatever tiny drop of porn
I could. Yeah, even if it was just even if
it's just a sex toys like, oh, I wonder where
you put that now?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
But let's get VPNs. Kids aren't using VPNs. No, Okay.
This is the same country that doesn't care about rapegan gangs.
This is the same country that doesn't care about immigration crime.
This is the same country. These guys, they don't give
a shit. This is all about control. There is nothing

(49:48):
else in there. If you parents should be in charge
of their kids internet usage, they should cut off the
ability use an iPad or a computer. I'm sorry, have
the conversation, take it away. Be a fucking adult. Your
kid's still gonna try and go out. They're still gonna
go out, and they're still gonna look at stuff. They're
still gonna go Oh, they might go down and get

(50:09):
the dirty the dirty magazines. They still might find those
kind of kinds of things because the curiosity is there.
They're still gonna work hard at doing that. But there's
other ways to do this. Not censoring your whole community,
not censoring your whole country. That's all this is this,
this UK and and and the thing that gets me

(50:33):
the most is that this is going to this. All
this is doing is taking all of the crime and
all of the issues that we've seen over the last
few years, the Muslim extremists that have come in, all
of all of that, all of that kind of stuff,
and now it's all gonna be walled off. It's not

(50:53):
gonna be a thing. You're never gonna see that stuff
come out of there. Now. This is this is China stuff.
This is this is US, this is USSRS.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
It's absolutely it's absolutely China level stuff. I would like
to know. I know there's not a date on a
calendar you can point to, but I would like to
know when because okay, I'll just say it like this.
When we were growing up, the philosophy was there's a
lot of bad shit out in the world, and you

(51:22):
can't stop any of it. Bad people are out there
trying to hurt your kids, and or your kids are
going to put themselves in situations they shouldn't have. The
best thing you can do for your child is to
give them a good head on their shoulders so that
they make good decisions when they find themselves in these
unspeakable situations, right. I mean, that was the precept that

(51:45):
our parents, the boomers, were under, was that at any moment,
another hitler could pop up out of anywhere, and we
just have to be ready for that challenge. We have
to be ready to rise to the occasion. And now
it's about my god. I can't let my child be
exposed to anything. How can I control the world. How
can I wall them off? How can I put a

(52:06):
bubble around them? You remember the bubble boy? It doesn't work,
It will never work. You show me a ten foot wall,
I'll show you a twelve foot ladder. I say it
all the time. You put up some wall, someone's gonna
find a way around it, through it, under it, Like
have code and smoke signals to get around it. There
will always be a way to get around whatever. All

(52:28):
you can do is make your child as smart, as
good of a person as they can be, so that
when they find themselves in those situations, because I'm here
to tell you they will. There are bad people, there
are bad situations, and they will find you, no matter
how lucky you are, exactly right, they find you. So
you need to be training your kids. And I just

(52:50):
don't know when that stopped, when we stopped saying we
need to make our kids better, and when we said
we need to make the bubble around our kids better
because it doesn't work. You know, that was the whole
theme of the whole age of Ultron thing right with
Tony Stark, and he wanted a shield that would protect
the world. And the problem is the problem is the shield.

(53:11):
When you create something that powerful, it ends up wanting
to control you. And that's the road we're going down.
And it's really really scary. And the UK is just
like fucking suckling off the teat of control and it's
it's sick to watch. And also we need to be
very careful in this country because I we're next man.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Well, I'll say it again. We dodged a bullet by
Kamala or not being in there. Whether you like.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Trump or not, boy, you're not kid it, you know.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
We and and this is why the why it doesn't
stop here. I mean, you have to stay vigilant. You
have to get involved at the local level. You have
to get involved in your local uh what's going on
in your community. You have to look at that stuff.
You know, otherwise you're going to end up with the
Zohans in power. And this this jerk off in uh,
you know, a little Soma Minneapolis. You're good well, And

(54:03):
I said, this is how it starts.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I don't think we can overstate I think I think
it happened and we all brushed past it. But I
don't think we can overstate the significance of Elon buying Twitter.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I because because Zuckerberg had rolled over and showed his tits,
every other social media platform out there was belly up,
and including uh Jack from Twitter, they all were on
board with this, with this censorship, the shadow banning all
of it. And Elon came and bought that shit at

(54:38):
a loss, by the way, and he knew it was
going to be a loss, and he didn't fucking care.
But he literally single handedly saved free speech. A lot
of people like to hate on Elon. I'm not sure
I love everything he does, but he did do that.
And and he'll always be a fucking He'll always be
my cool book for that, because where else would you go?

(54:58):
Where else would you go for this? This kind of
of you couldn't comedy, first of all, and then also
just totally free speech, which that could be argued to
there's some censorship going on there on Twitter or x
that is a little bit questionable, but at least we
can call him on it.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
As long as well as long as there's gonna be
an algorithm that you're gonna have censorship, and and I
and this goes back to it, and I didn't this
didn't make the dogs sure, this is you pulled. You
pulled a very important article this week and we didn't
drop it in here. But fifty percent of the traffic
online period in the internet, Yeah, is bought driven.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah, now think about it, and they and they said
by twenty twenty nine, it'll it'll be closer to eighty percent.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
That's scary stuff.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah, yeah, it is going back to the VPN and
I know we wanted to get to Spotify. We're actually
coming up to beer two here in a minute. But
Facebook bought a VPN app and I think it was
Ono O n a v O. It was an Israeli

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app and it promised to secure your data and reduce
mobile data usage. What Facebook ended up getting, and this
was back in twenty thirteen, they ended up getting every
app that you owned, how long you used it, which
website you visited, and what time you spent on each app.
What valuable information to have if you're trying to build

(56:31):
out face. Fuck absolutely fantastic. So you got to be
careful with this the VPN stuff too. You really really
have to what and we both us Spotify, I have
not seen this digital ID requirement yet and that maybe
because I've got a credit card on file with him

(56:52):
and I pay every month. But you have you seen
anything yet?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
No? No, I have not. No, And in fact, my
uh place employment, we have a Spotify account. And again
maybe it's because we are, you know, a corporate entity
and and we pay every month on time or whatever
and we're verified. But no, we haven't seen anything like
that on any of the any of it.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
So that'll be interesting to watch. That was another week
weclaimed th the neet dot org articles I I and
I understand why you would put that on there, But again,
did that when when you when when we slapped the
parental advisory message on n W A c d S.

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Did that do a damn thing?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I'm pretty sure to increase their sales. I mean I
wanted to go. I wanted to go buy it at
that point.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I mean, you know, ice Cube had one. Every rapper,
every gangster rapper had one slapped on there. This isn't
gonna do dick the other thing that I don't like.
And I'm really happy that we really do we really
do nothing with you with YouTube. And I know, I
get that it would be helping the show to get
our stuff on YouTube all the time. They've already censored

(58:16):
us because of you know, dropping you know, yeah COVID
business on air, and we were right and yeah, yep,
we've we've we've been we've been censored on there. We
got a lot of me doesn't give a shit about
this and and why, And I would love for people
to stop using YouTube. It's never gonna happen, or somebody

(58:37):
would buy it. That had some really deep pockets and
could straighten that ship out. But this is another one. Well, yeah,
he's he's gonna be a trillionaire in a couple of years,
so why not?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
But for the YouTube, YouTube will begin using AI to
monitor user behavior and psychology to determine whether viewers in
the US are over or under the age of eighteen.
Here's how it works. We will use AI to interpret
a variety of signals that help us determine whether a
user is over or under the age of eighteen. These
signals include the types of videos a user is searching for,

(59:14):
the categories of videos they have watched, or the longevity
of the account. When the system identifies a teen user,
we will automatically apply our age appropriate experience protections, including
disabling personalized advertising, turning on digital wellbeing tools, adding safeguards
to recommendations, including limiting repetitive views of some kinds of content.

(59:38):
If the system incorrectly estimates the user to be under eighteen,
they will have the option to verify that they are
eighteen or over, such as using a credit card or
government ID. We will only allow users who have been
inferred or verified as over eighteen to view age restricted content.
That may be inappropriate for younger users. Mark this. The

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next step is we're going to pipe in certain content
because we know you're under eighteen. That's what's gonna end
up happening.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Dude, you're exactly right. And imagine, imagine the scenario that
you are seventeen years old, three hundred and sixty three
days and and you're you're only getting Teletubbies and like

(01:00:34):
super Fluff anime and Powerpuff Girls. That's all you can
watch on YouTube. And then two days later you turn
eighteen and you get flooded with all the shit that
YouTube is. All the good shit, all the bad shit,
all the borderline porn, all the borderline pedophilia, all of it.

(01:00:59):
It just blood's in. I mean, how is that better?
How is if you're going from a logical point of view,
how is that better for that young person who, by
the way, whose brain doesn't get fully formed until they're
mid to late twenties. It's it's not. But that's the
logic we're going to operate by because that's what the
law says. When you're eighteen, you're an adult. It's what

(01:01:23):
the fuck it's it's you're you're one hundred percent right
that that's what's going to happen. They're going to pipe
in the content. Which is why, going back to the
end the show, this is why we need to buy PBS.
We need to own PBS. Whiskey Hell has got to
get in on this racket. We gotta we got to
corrupt the kids. Man, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Oh, we got to teach the kids. Yeah, we got
to help them out here. We gotta help the parents.
We need to totally reload the whiskey hell muppets. I'm
telling you, this is this, this is the thing just
needs to be thinking gold mine. You said that. I
think I think that was Lisa that mentioned that. I
think that's gold mine, an absolute no brainer. How's that? How

(01:02:06):
that first beer go?

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Dude, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. I I'm
intimidated by this beer. I'm only about I'm two thirds
of the way finished with it. I didn't I didn't.
I didn't want to hit it hard. First of all,
I literally had one meal all day today. Second of all,
I'm running on about three hours of sleep, and third
of all, I'm slightly dehydrated. So bad recipe. When you

(01:02:33):
when you throw in a thirteen point six that could
arguably be north of fifteen at this point, so I
have not finished it, but it's every bit as good
as it was the first sip, and it's really warmed up.
And so what's coming through now is that the part
of the barley wine that turns some people off, Like

(01:02:54):
when you drink it, you kind of make a cringe
face a little bit because it's a little sour, a
little bitter, and then the alcohol will hit you. That's
what I'm getting now, and it's it's glorious. I love
every second of it. But I haven't even finished it,
so but I'm I'm definitely ready. We can we can
head into beer two here. I'll get this down on
the break and uh, and we'll head in and be

(01:03:14):
ready to go. What about you? How is your How
is your beer?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Fantastic, fantastic. Probably a little bit out of the price
range for what it was, because I think this is
about a six dollars beer. But if I could get
a you know, a four pack of that for like
like twelve thirteen bucks, I would totally I would keep.
That would be a staple in my house. Hey, this
is a really nice beer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
This is something I've been curious about, and maybe we
need to talk to to a brewer. But you have
a beer like you've got there a coffee stout. How
come they don't have to put the caffeine content in that?
Is it? Is it because it gets brewed out like
there is no caffeine in the beer? Or is it

(01:03:57):
because it's classified as a beer and so that's not
a relevant you know, quote unquote relevant category that they
have to put. I don't know, because you know, beers
have protein in them too, but you don't ever get
that on the label either.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
And I'm not trying to justify us drinking beer for
every meal, But dude, I'm getting protein right now and
you're getting caffeine, and that's those are good things.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's interesting. I don't know, you know what,
next time I go into one of the breweries, I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Ask, Yeah, I want to know that that answer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Maybe maybe I'll reach out to Krim because this was
a really really solid coffee coffee step. All right, we
are going to get back in just a minute because
we do have a halfa coming back here, so we'll
be all right back with you here too. Fits I
should have been setting this up during I was I

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was too busy listening to the the track during half
to Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Both both of those, both of those were highly underrated songs,
by the way, highly under real movies by alien Ant Farm.
I mean, really really great song, like one of those
that I mean, you can crank it and just even
if you don't know the words, you're singing along. Great songs,
great great message. And then uh yeah, yeah exactly. And

(01:05:20):
then and then Jared leto uh bringing in the uh.
We had a nice debate and chat, which, by the way,
I I hate to pimp our ship, but if you're
not part of the Patreon, if you're not part of
the chat, you are so missing out on like easily
fifty percent of the fun of this show. Because we

(01:05:41):
appreciate you listening to us every week and we have
a great time talking. But the chat really fucking keeps
us going, and it's it's it's just a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
So there's savage. Oh, they're absolutely fucking savage, brutal, keeping
us straight and on and also you know, calling out
the news the way we see it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
It's just it's just great. Anyway, both of those songs
great songs.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
All right. Beer two for me is called Cask and Crown.
Now I had this one last week and did not
go with it. Okay, but here's here's what it is,
and I'll post a picture of it in Chat. Expensive
beer first off, Okay, so there's always a level of

(01:06:30):
trepidation that comes along with that Cask and Crown. We've
teamed up with the cold brew kings at Charlie Royal
Coffee Company and I'll put when I post the picture
in Chat, it definitely has this retro gaming feel to it.
Charlie Royl Coffee Company to bring you a deliciously smooth
barrel aged barley wine and stout blend perfectly shared with Charlie. Yeah,

(01:06:55):
Charlie Signature Royal Coffee coldbrew coffee in oak barrels. This
ale combines the rich caramelized sweetness of barley wine ale
with a variety of smoothness of the stout, finished off
with a roasty addition of the cold brewed coffee. So
I'm I found this one in Flagstaff. I brought it

(01:07:16):
back from Flagstaff. Great for this one, yeahs for three years.
Poured super dark, nice brown light head just like you
like it on a beer that's been aged, smells boozy,
super boozy. The challenge here for me is going to
be is it all barley wine or is it closer

(01:07:39):
to an imperial And that's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 12 (01:07:48):
Oh, oh what do you got?

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
This is fucking good and it takes your breath away
and it hits right at the very end mouth fields
super it's quenching, but it's it's this is a juicy beer.
This is like the best. This is like you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
Are you calling it fits?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I am, I am down, I'm I'm downtown, I'm I'm
probing with my tongue and it's just all over my
face and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Just Yes, mcshane's in love.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Oh this is this is dude.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Sometimes that just tastes better than anything else on the planet. Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Amen. Amen, Oh all right, all.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Right, you just got me all way?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Well you you're I had to catch up. So that
was a twelve and a half for So what what
do you have over there?

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Well, as advertised, I found a big bad Baptist this one.
It seems fitting and I don't I don't know. Well, no,
I'm going to say that they didn't really know what
they were doing when they named this beer at the time,
because this beer is literally a twenty nineteen rare release. Okay,

(01:09:44):
So so this beer is at least six years old.
Probably they it was the beginning of twenty nineteen, so
it's almost seven years old. This is called the Orange Stick.
I just that scene with Trump kind of you know,
pointing it at at the UK Prime Minister with his

(01:10:07):
thumb like that. I just, you know, he was kind
of sticking his orange stick right up that guy's bumhole. Anyway,
this is an Imperial stout age and whiskey barrels with
orange peel, coffee and cacao. So you're gonna get the chocolate,
the coffee, and then that that strong I'm hoping that

(01:10:28):
strong citrus orange peel at the end. This one's only
an eleven point eight percent, so I'm downgrading here, but
I I mean, how could I pass that up? You know,
you don't. You just don't find a seven year old
beer out in the wild.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
So anyway, give me who is it again?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
So this is from Epic Brewing, Right Baptist Okay, yeah,
big bad Baptist, and this one the twins they put
on it was this has some orange peel in it.
It's the orange stick. And I I appreciate We've talked
about YETI before from Great Divide. I appreciate these companies

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who take a very solid base it's usually an Imperial stout,
but it doesn't have to be, but a really solid
base beer, and then just they just play with it.
They just put different shit in it, and they put
a little bit of this in that barrel and a
little bit of that in that barrel, and they just
see what happens. And so this kind of feels like
that's what one of these are. You know, you kind

(01:11:33):
of talked about some of the things that you're you're
looking for in your beer. I'm hoping that this is
a strong orange flavor to this beer, because there's I've
had enough experiences where you go in they say there's
orange peel in it, and then you taste it and
you're like, I don't I'm not getting anything. It's it's
all alcohol and it fucking sucks. So like, I like

(01:11:54):
a lot of orange zest. I put a lot of
orange zest and a lot of orange juice and oranges
in my cranberry relish that I make every year for
Thanksgiving and it's a hit. Nobody's ever tasted and not
liked it. The orange is important, it's important to lighten
it up. So I'm hoping they put enough in this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
So let's see what we got here, And that was
orange stick right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Yeah, orange stick yep. Yeah, So you got the twenty
twenty two right there, the one I've got since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Oh my god, this is a total unicorn.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Oh it's you can only get this when you travel
to a tiny little town in the middle of Indiana.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Yeah, but hats off to them for not dumping the
you know, not dumping the beer after a few years
the idea.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Well I don't It's not an end all,
be all beer. It's a really good beer, lot of
let up front, a little boozy, but of course I
can't vouch for what the ABV actually is on this thing,
Absolutely not, because just been sitting and not refrigerated either,

(01:13:11):
so who knows. I'm getting a little bit of orange peel.
I can definitely taste in there. Not enough, not enough
for my liking. I like it a little bit more robust, so,
you know, right now, just off the bat, I'm giving
it a bee. Well, We'll see as it warms up,
it may, it may climb a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
I'm curious to see how it does. It does, okay, Lisa.
The secret ingredients penicillin.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Yes, exactly, dude, I am immune from everything right now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
You can't find this beer online. You can't find it online.
First of all. That's that's what's pretty freaking amazing. Wow,
so I scored. It's not skunky, it's not like there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
No, no, no, they bottle it right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Yeah, it's very smooth. It's a little boozy, but it's
it's very smooth. And I'm not going to tell you
what I paid for this thing because you you might.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
You might cry, so okay, So I'm just curious. Now
it is seven years old, they obviously didn't get rid
of it. They held on to it. So I'm gonna
go with the store owner knows knows that beer is
gonna be okay, they would have gotten rid of.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
An ipa yeah yeah, yeahah no. He it felt like
he knew what he was talking about because I also
asked him. I said, hey, I might be back here,
but is there any other place where I can I
can go get some good craft beer I do a podcast.
I gave him a few stickers. Really cool guy. I'm sorry,
I'm gonna mispronounce his name if I try and repronounce it.

(01:14:48):
He's either Indian or Pakistani. I couldn't tell. Okay, but dude, legit,
those guys fucking know their beer. I don't know why,
but they fucking know. Anyway. So he talked to me
for a bit and I so, I don't know his name.
Good guy though, And yeah, he knew when I brought
this up. He smiled immediately. He's like, oh, we do

(01:15:10):
not sell any of these. And I'm like, well, I
kind of knew what I was looking at. Yeah, and
he immediately we were buddies immediately. He's like, all right,
this dude knows this shit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
So I've never seen I've never seen orange stick in
the wild. I've never seen it. Yeah, So I'm all right,
I'm gonna I'm gonna call it. You paid twenty five
bucks for that beer?

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Are you ready to cry?

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
It was under that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Yes, that is not that's not okay. But I felt
like I was robbing the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
They felt like, you know, okay, I really need you
need to get this off the shelf. Now, because this
is six years old, we have to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
That's good for you. That's two fantastic beers for you tonight.
That's good. Well.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Yeah, now I lucked out after after a the day
I had. I deserve this for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Absolutely absolutely good for you. Hey are you are you
ready for your your new segment?

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah, I let's fucking do this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Yes, yes, this is the climate scam with fits fits.
I had a tsunami this week. Oh you know all
kinds of stuff. Can you break it down for us?

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Yeah? And I I actually I've got I've got three
things I'm gonna talk about tonight. It's I'm gonna be
brief because I think most of the people listening to
this are clued in and I don't need to break
down all the science here. First of all, we had
that huge eight point eight up in uh Cow much
cod I know, I mispronounced that, but up in Russia,

(01:16:59):
up off the really off the coast of Russia on
their eastern coast, and huge, huge quake, I mean a
point anything over an eight point five is kind of
usually considered a megaquake. Yeah, yeah, big one definitely sent
out tsunami waves all across. I had one of my

(01:17:22):
one of my staff that works for me, she literally
flew into Hawaii as they were landing. They were getting
tsunami alerts and they had to Yeah, they went from
the airport to higher ground, like they couldn't even go
to the resort. So, I mean it was a real thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
I mean, Hilo saw six to seven foot waves. We
saw ford A six foot waves on the Oregon coast,
Washington about the same. There was a few docks that got,
you know, inundated because that's a lot of water coming in.
Even if it's only six feet that doesn't sound like much,
but that's you know, hundreds of thousands of tons of water,

(01:18:04):
you know, crushing things. So the scary thing about this
one and I'm here's here's the fits piece that you
won't get anywhere else. I don't feel like this was
a pressure release. This was not a subduction zone. You know,
two plates rubbing against each other and then ooh there's
a big pressure release and somebody came and now the

(01:18:26):
sex is over. This was actually a someone is edging
and you almost came and you didn't, And this is
this is not a subduction zone. This is two plates
crashing into each other and they're trying to go up,
but they couldn't, so neither one is budging right now.
So it's actually a setup for a pressure increase. And

(01:18:49):
we've seen that there have been so I went and
did the math before the show tonight. There have been
several since. But before the show tonight, between when the
eight point eight hit and right before we went on air,
there were sixty five hundred five point zero or larger

(01:19:12):
earthquakes around the Ring of Fire, most of them located
around this big one, but also in Japan, in Indonesia,
in Argentina, all over the globe there are huge I mean,
a five point zero is not it's not insignificant. I've
been through a couple of four point six ers and
I was like, shit, the world's ending, so not insignificant,

(01:19:36):
and I really I'm so I'm calling my shot. I
think that we're going to have another big megaquake eight
point five or bigger somewhere on the Ring of Fire.
I'm I'm calling the eastern or the eastern part of
the Ring of Fire, which is our west coast and
or South America's west coast, and I'm gonna specifically target Argentina.

(01:19:57):
I feel like they're due. A couple of volcanoes went
off from this thing too. We had a big one
in Indonesia go off. We had a big one in
Russia go off. So there's a lot of magma moving
and to complicate things and to make things even a
little more intimidating and scary, we have a pretty large
coronal hole turning in this week. It'll probably like be

(01:20:22):
earth facing by Tuesday, and which means from Tuesday to
like Saturday, we're under the gun. I mean, just be ready.
And most of you listening to this, you don't have
to worry. I do worry about you know people, I know,
my house, my loved ones in Oregon, because a significant

(01:20:45):
enough tsunami would absolutely threaten what we have in Eugene.
There's the Cascadian I'm sorry, the coastal range, but there's
plenty of ways for it to come up river and
and still affect what we're doing. So I hope I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
I'm going to say this with a caveat. I hope
I'm wrong on all of this, but you know, I'm
just calling my shot. We'll see next thing. I want
to get to before you go, Oh, New York.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
New York had a three point zero tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Yeah, I saw that, which is also very unusual, very rare.
So the Earth's electromagnetic core field is weakening. We know that.
We just had a record long lightning chain. I don't
know if you saw that one, but the longest contiguous

(01:21:44):
lightning chain went five hundred and fifteen miles this last
week in the United States. I mean, that's the largest
ever recorded on the on the planet, but it happened
here in the US. You know, when you start messing
with a planet's electrical system or it's magnetic system, you're
gonna get some weird shit. And so we're going to
see more violent lightning, We're going to see more violent storms.

(01:22:07):
It's not global warming, it's not climate change. It's the
Sun and the Earth interacting with one another. And so yeah,
we're going to see some changes. It's not man made,
I guess, is what I'm trying to say. There is
climate change happening, it's not man made. But yeah, I
think I just I think we're due, we're due for

(01:22:28):
some for some kind of weird shit. And that New
York one kind of threw me because I don't that's
not the ring of fire. Although that's kind of like
you know when you go to the chiropractor and you
get get your back adjusted and then you get up
off the table and your hips and your knees pop.
I think it's kind of one of those things. Hefe
what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Well, that's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Hey, you know what you are? You are interrupting my
first climate change segment with a farm report, And I
think it's perfect. I think that's exactly how we have
to go, exactly how it's It's one hundred percent correct.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
If anybody's going to interrupt your thing with a farm report,
I guess I'm the one to do it exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Are you ready, sir?

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
As ready as oliverbody? I guess all right, God, damn it.
How's it going on?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
You're an awkward one? Yeah? Yeah good? This is this
is gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Yeah, this is this is you on beyond awkward. And
you know what, the only way to do this is
to push through.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
All right, So I'm I'm efforting. Here we go. I
was going to night.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
It's great. Hey, hey, it's like the worst cold open
ever for a comedy act.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
This is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Yes, we need a drum set.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
You guys. You guys know that they're there are a
lot of smart animals out there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
How smart are they?

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Well, it depends on the animal. I looked this up
and no surprise that like the top three are you know,
like chimpanzee and orangutan, stuff like that. So we're gonna
skip over those because of course they're the next step

(01:24:54):
down from human, you know. But some of the surprising
ones ravens and crows, oh yeah, are for six. There's
some kind of system they use the rank these. I
don't know what it is, but we're gonna go with it.
They're number six on the list there.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Yeah, dude, end of the world. The first thing you
need to do wherever you are is befriend the crows
and and ravens, And I mean that's that's who you
befriends because they know everything.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Number nine Mountain, Yeah, yeah, exactly, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
Number nine is the African grave parent, which I had
one of those when I was a kid in my house.
Did you really are pretty? Yeah? Well, my parent, it
wasn't the star of the show. The star of the
show is Derby. Remember Derby mm hmm. Yeah, it was
dusky dusky new or whatever they pronounced it. Yeah, he

(01:25:56):
was a biter, he was, but he was a show bird.
He's a little sh Yeah, he was the live They
got dogs. Wolves, wolves, wolves, foxes, and comuties are all
lumped together at number ten. I guess they're going to
share that spotlight. Pigs are number eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Yeah. Oh, pigs are very smart, Yeah, very smart.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
And I thought this would be higher on the list,
but octopus is thirteen.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
I see, I don't. I don't. Here's my problem with
these lists, And I don't want to derail your farm report,
but I mean, how are we measuring this intelligence? Like
the skills that an octopus has to have are very
different than a chimpanzee or a crow. I think they're
probably all maximally intelligent, they just do it in different ways.

(01:26:51):
Because can you can you like, jump into a coral
reef and make yourself look like the coral reef. No,
you can't, because you're not an octopus. But they can.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Well, there's a lot of writing about how they came
to this list.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
I'd like to see that. I like to read. Send
me that shit.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Cover it more in next week's farm report, but things
like a number of neurons, problem solving skills, communications structure learning,
and self awareness, which is it's they give them the
mirror test to see if they recognize themselves in a mirror. Yeah,

(01:27:32):
but some animals don't see that way, you know. So
it's exactly number fifteen on the list is a squirrel.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Oh the pretty bright I mean, I believe. Have you
seen the guy that sets up like challenges for the
squirrel to get to the prize?

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
I love, Oh my god, I love watching that ship
because it's day after day you watch the thing learning
and it no more than two weeks he has it
figured out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
I really hope that doesn't get banned. Then we don't
get to see that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Same Have you seen the one where the squirrel gets
attacked by a snake and the other squirrel saves it
or tries to save it. Yes, yes, it's heartbreaking. Oh yeah,
and uh, honorable mention. It's not the top fifteen. But
I got I got mentioned is the rat. Yeah, problems
are they're pretty damn smart. And that is your hastily

(01:28:33):
constructed farm report.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
At the end, I went through the m I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Oh no, oh no, Oh no, what have we got to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Go ahead to the back? Oh, no.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Time alcohol.

Speaker 12 (01:29:00):
For proper to deal with the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Malfunction w NBA team, I don't even know what it is. Well,
she couldn't call it a wardrobe malfunction because it really
wasn't her wardrobe. Her her wig fell off. Yeah, he
feg what happens to the What what happens to the
Vegas line and somebody loses their wig?

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
What happens to the line?

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Well she had to I mean, she had to leave
the court, So I'm guessing she is an integral part
of that team. You have to check with. I think
fits is a w NBA expert, but she's probably she's
on the court, so she's probably.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
A fuck you, fuck you. I'm not fuck you me?
Fuck you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Fuck me? Fuck you?

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
How dare you talk ship like that to me?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
How dig?

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Or if there were Angel Reese, then you'd have to
look at the other team getting more rebounds.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
And a better shot percentage? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Memes that came from this, It just brought one up
where it's every w NBA players balled, their wigs are
flying around.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Oh tremendous, Oh yes, and yes, we have to totally
blame white men for this. This is our fault.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
It is. This is all white supremacist.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Our standards of beauty.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Oh yeah, yep, it's obviously not keeping your wig on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Uh hef a, what about guess what we're worth? Sorry,
you owe us forty dollars? Hey tell me about We
never had a dildo fly on to the court onto
the field when we were playing football, But I feel
like there should.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Have been pocket that one time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
But no, no, And I feel like Jimmy brought one,
didn't didn't Jimmy when we were playing sevens. Didn't Jimmy
bring bring a dildo to the field one day?

Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
Did he?

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
He?

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Yeah, he brought a suitcase. Do you remember this?

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Oh my god, No, dude, he.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Brought a suitcase, Jimmy, No, Jimmy. Jimmy brought it was
a giant brown dildo. And we were getting ready for
the game. And he's like, he's like, hey, fits, which
is not what he called me at the time, but
let's just go with it. He's like, hey, have you
have you ever seen something this big? And he was

(01:31:34):
he was sitting down like stretching and like putting on
his cleats and stuff. He just he just pulled it
out from under his leg and it was it was huge.
I mean it was.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
It was comically big. And I was like, I was like, no,
I I haven't, but I I think I think Derek has,
because I just I was like, I don't. I don't
want to deal with that thing. So I was like,
I think Derek has. And Derek lost his ship. He
laughed so hard that the field. Oh yeah, exactly. Jimmy

(01:32:06):
could do it though, anyway, off topic, Huh, you don't
remember that, hafe.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
I don't have any relaction recollection of that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
All Right, we need to talk about it because I'll
be able to jog your memory because other stuff happened
that day.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
I pissed Jimmy off something fierce once, and it was
kind of hard to piss him off unless you started
playing the other team. Yeah, that was god doubts awesome.
He was for that to happen. But when I we
were playing, we were playing just a pickup game and
it was tackle and I he was I don't know

(01:32:44):
whether come on some kind of a handoff or something,
and I just went down at his knees. I don't
know why, and I took him out and I didn't
hurt him, but I could have. And he got up
and he's looking at me like okay, and I was like,
oh no, no, no, no, no, don't want to piss you off.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
No, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
That dude could.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Fight one person.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
You could fight, ye, him and Darrick.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Side His side job was making coffins. Yeah, yeah, his
side job. It's like you don't you don't fuck with
a pig farmer either, same thing. It's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
No, I'll never be heard from again. What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Jimmy was the dude when he's laughing, you get, you get,
you get, you get concerned. Yep, yep, right back to ESPN.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Type of activity.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
Yeah, and no once picked the object up yet you
got to go, my gosh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
The produced object allowed there. There you go. It's just
it is probably about a ten inch four inch girth
maybe five. It is a giganic dong. Yeah. Hey, you
know I I did. I compared it to it and

(01:33:59):
I'm like, well yeah, close right, yep, It's got a
little ways to go. But it was. This was on
National TV and I fucking love this and people are
getting thrown out for this though. Granted, you shouldn't be
throwing shit on the court. I get it. But the
guy who mocked this chick that lost her wig got

(01:34:21):
he got thrown out of the game. Gone done.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
There's been two instances of dildo's being thrown on the court.
This is a tradition. It needs tokay and if they,
if the WNBA was smart, they would lean into this.
Can you imagine It's it's dildo night at the w
NBA and you've got you have a backdrop all twenty
people that showed up for the game, and you've got

(01:34:46):
somebody shooting free throw shaking yes, and they're all shaking dildos,
trying to trying to get the shape that shooting the
three free throws distracted. Look at all these gigantic dongs.
This is this is a are getting genius. If they
don't lean into this, they're they're they're ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
This is dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Now, I I think you're right. I mean, there's there's
several traditions around the NHL. You know the octopi octopusses
being thrown on the court for Teddy Bears hat tricks. Yep,
I think one hundred percent you need to lean into
this and and you don't. You don't even have to
make it awkward. You can just say, like, we know

(01:35:27):
who have have your best stars, you know whoever that
is quote unquote, and they have a commercial and they
just they like, you know, we know who our fans are,
and they hold up a dildo and slap themselves in
the face with it, Like absolutely, that sounds like a
great marketing campaign right there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Are you telling me Britney Griner couldn't have a dildo
modeled after her dong?

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Are you this dude? That dude, that dude's packing. I'm
gonna have squat on a lamb and say that dude's
song is bigger than mine.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
I like the betting lines too on the next color.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Okay, thank you for transitioning there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
All right, all right, all right, all right later, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
The betting lines on this is.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
I cannot believe. When I saw that, I literally I
was laughing. I was in the airport and I saw
that post and I'm like, holy shit, this is fucking amazing.
People are looking at me like, what's his problem? Oh,
there's betting on which color the next dildo? That's thrown
on the w NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Court is yeah, yeah, that's all. You gotta get in
on it. Here we go, you know what, let me
I'm sure. Okay, seriously, porn stash again, another thing you
get by being in our chat. Porn Stash came up
with I don't know where he found. Let's let me
see if I can. I'm gonna bring this over here.
Oh I can't bring it, damn it. Let me see here. No,

(01:36:57):
I can't do it. It's okay. Did you did you
see the w n B A dildo mascot that look
at look at looking whiskey, well looking whiskey chat. It's
fucking amazing. Go look at it right now. It's amazing.
And then there's also the new w n B A

(01:37:19):
lego logo with the woman going up and making that one.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
I did see.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Yeah, it's amazing. Right, these are the best memes. Why
would you not lean into this at this point? Seriously?
Oh ship, it's gold and I do appreciate Sophie Cunningham, okay,
sponsored by by RB's coming out and saying please don't
throw dildos on the court. You're gonna hurt somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Yep. Oh oh so so the the tweet that I
teased earlier. The tweet was, you know, please please stop
throwing dildos on the court. You're gonna hurt somebody. And
somebody responded, stop playing bad on the dildo range, Oh yes,
which which is just such a great response, Like, dude,

(01:38:07):
we're here trying to play our own fucking game, which
is how far can you throw the Can you hit
the three point line? Can you hit court? And you're
playing basketball getting in our way?

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Okay, seriously, you've got the suction cup dildos, the ones
with the gigantic sucking cup on the back. You're I'm
the Porno's where they stick the dildo up against the
wall and they're.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Like they fuck a wall.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, because because that's exactly what I want
to look at. Anyway. What I want to see is
I want to see somebody chuck that bad boy and
see if they can get it to sticks right in
the middle of the backboard, right where you throw, right
where you shoot for right, because because everybody knows you
shoot for the square right, you shoot for the square,
it's gonna come in the basket right nine times out

(01:38:49):
of ten. It's probably gonna go back in unless you're.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
You're it's square yep.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
So you're chucking this thing and you get it to
lan or or half court, see who can get closest
to half court and make it stick and up. This
is genius stuff. This is way better, way better than
the mascot getting taken the fuck out by a gymnast
like what happened this week. It is absolute gold. You're
gonna entertain everybody. Everybody's gonna be there for it. It's it's

(01:39:15):
fantastic in wnbaele. If they don't take advantage of it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
People literally spent their their their whole COVID time, their
whole lockdown time trying to flip a fucking water bottle
and get it lamb on its ass. Yes, I mean okay,
so what's different about this? And I'm gonna tell you
right now. We can make the game really interesting. Can
you throw it and stick it on a w NBA
player's forehead while they're playing sucks a go No shiny

(01:39:46):
star throwing knife just thunk right as Angel Reese is
about to take another three.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
That's gonna okay, you can do that, but you get
extra points if you pick the one the wig fell
off and you get the stick on her bald head.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Yes, thank you. Okay, now we have a game. I'll
bet on that all day, all day.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
A game Angel Reese this week. Oh god, here's the
greatest quote.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
I thought this was a joke, and it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
It's not a joke. It's not a joke. Y'all. Make
fourteen hundred dollars a week. I make fourteen hundred dollars
in seven days.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Math genius, as we were talking about earlier in the show.

Speaker 13 (01:40:26):
Come on, Oh fuck, I look I okay, she didn't
go to school for her brains.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
You know, she didn't go to college for her brain.
She went because she's an athlete. I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
There's there's and she is an athlete. I'll give her that.
She is one of the best rebounders in the history
of basketball, even though it's mostly her rebounds.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Ninety percent of her own. Listen, there's a lot of
guys on the on the you know, counterparts, male counterparts
who who can't add two and two either. No, absolutely, yeah,
So you know it's a it's I mean, it happens,
and it's it's it's not Listen. Listen, these people are
one knee injury away from ending their entire careers. And

(01:41:08):
that's a sad thing, Like I don't I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Oh no, no, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
But but but but but but then stop going out
on the fucking Internet and saying, dumb ship, just shut
the fuck up and play your sport. No one wants
to hear from you, No one cares. You know, do
we all remember Charles Barkley when he was like, I'm
not a fucking role model. Do you remember that? That's
exactly it was amazing. He's He's one hundred percent right,
You're not a role model. You don't have to show

(01:41:35):
off your mask skills or lack thereof. Just shut the
fuck up and play the game. That's all we want
from you. That's one thing I respect about about what's
her name, the white girl?

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
She just or Caitlyn Clark.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
No, no, no, yeah, Caitlyn Clark.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Kaylyn Clark. I do I do?

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
Yeah, dude, she just shows she's kind of like Barry Sanders,
like that dude would score seven touchdowns in a game
and just and just tumble hand the ball to the
ref like, no spikes, no, no fucking dance, no showboating,
just like here, that was my seventh one. Here take
the ball, please, I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Hey, I don't want to get too far away. Was
there anything more that you wanted to get to on
climate this week?

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
The only.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Yeah, the the earthquake, the volcanoes, just look for more
of that. And again I'm calling my shot. Like I said,
I hope I'm wrong, but we'll see. The only other
thing I wanted to address, but the last thing was
the record breaking temperatures in Tampa in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Come on, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
This is this is so categorically categorically I'm gonna say
it one more time, categorically ridiculous. First of all, the
temperature measurements were taken at the airport. They were taken
the temperature measurer, the thermostat thermometer. Dude, I'm fucked. It's

(01:43:08):
right next to the tarmac, right next to the tarmac.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
And and the first measurement where it quote unquote broke
the record a plane that had been sitting there for
five minutes waiting waiting to be cleared to take off,
So a lot of heat. Yeah. And then the second
measurement where it broke the record was three planes took
off in rapid succession. So again a lot of thrust,
a lot of heat, a lot of fuel being burned.

(01:43:34):
So no, no records got broken in Tampa. I mean,
I guess officially they did, but it's all artificial. These
are not the So back in the eighties, the National
Weather Service, their official criteria for a temperature measurement was

(01:43:55):
that it had to be in a grassy area that
was at least two yards six feet away from any
pavement's That was the official measurement. That's when, and that
was the way it was until the nineties when they
started moving these measurements in towards you know, places where

(01:44:15):
there's the urban heat dome effect, where we have a
lot of concrete, a lot of steel, these things that
hold onto heat. And I love these these climate freaks
that are like, well, we're seeing nighttime measurements rising higher
than daytime, which means CO two is blanketing. No, it
means that the concrete and steel are holding onto heat
longer than grass and soil does and trees. So go

(01:44:38):
out and plant more trees. Stop building more fucking concrete roads,
and we won't keep warming up. But that all being said,
we are going to see some wild shit with weather,
not necessarily by the way, today was the first day
in August that Australia has ever recorded snow, So you're

(01:44:59):
not going to hear about that in the news. I
want to hear that any fucking where. But it's snowed
in Australia in August, which is again it's so rare
they've never recorded it. So you're only going to hear
about the hot stuff. You're never gonna hear about the
cold shit. And so that's uh, that's your climate report.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
This is the climate scam with fits. I am not
gonna do this very often because it is not my bag,
but I will tell you this. The US Department of
Energy published a new climate assessment report. Carbon dioxide induced
warming appears to be less damaging economically than commonly believed.

(01:45:40):
Aggressive mitigation strategies could be more harmful than beneficial. US
policy actions are expected to have undetectably small direct impacts
on the global climate, and any effects will emerge only
with long delays. Go to the Energy dot Gov and

(01:46:00):
read it for yourself. And I know it is a
different regime that's come in, so you have to take
it from that perspective too. Do your own math and
realize that every weather station, even the ghost ones, are
most of them are bullshit. Sky Harbor, going back to
your point, is not only sitting on concrete, it's sitting

(01:46:22):
next to a metal fence, and it has a whole
bunch of metal equipment like a transformer sitting next to it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Transformers right there.

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
Exactly, no shit, it's radiating three or four extra degrees. Yep, yep,
all right, narrative shift got to get to this one
seven mile long alien death star fits is gonna take
us out and set in like by twenty Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
They're pushing this so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
They're not just pushing this now. I had a great
conversation today with my buddy Brad. We had one of
those days and again I'm not suicidal, but we talked
about We worked through conspiracy theories, We talked about stuff
that's going on. He has an an uncle who is like,
I would love to sit down with this guy someday.
He's in his eighties, he's seen some ship he's he

(01:47:13):
was He worked within the Kennedy administration very little level
of the time, but it was one of those roles
where he saw some ship. Right, You're like, like you
were in the room. You probably you were just an
innocent bystander in the back of the room kind of
a thing. But you saw some shit, right that that
kind of guy, super smart, wealthy, doesn't need to like

(01:47:33):
he's he's seen a lot of shit. Anyway, we talked
about a lot of this stuff, and then we got
into some of this this this other, this narrative shift
that's going on, this seven mile long death star that's coming.
We're gonna have to get into Project Blue Blue Beam.
We're gonna have to start looking at it because it's

(01:47:56):
picking up a little bit more steam.

Speaker 3 (01:47:59):
Yeah, I've done my deep dive on Bluebeam, and I
the first time I saw it, I was like, what
the what the fuck? Is this? This complete bullshit, ridiculous
at this point, lausible and maybe even probable. And and

(01:48:20):
you know, the shitty thing is, You've got a few people,
and I've sent a couple of videos, uh, to our
to our chat, our private chat this last week of
people who were calling this stuff out like three, four
or five years ago. And then there's even some people
who wrote books about this stuff from the you know,
seventies and eighties, so the shit's been around for a

(01:48:42):
long time. It's not a new concept. It's been poop
pooed for obvious reasons. And now here we are actually
seeing what these people predicted happening in real time and
now you can't discount what they said because it's happening.

(01:49:03):
And so, I you know, Project Bluebeam as a as
a concept is a you know, quote unquote you know
conspiracy theory a CT as an actual like living document.
I feel like we're in the middle of it. I
feel like that's what's happening right now, and I they're
pay that we all can Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly.

(01:49:26):
What I was going to say is like we can
all fathom the reasons they want to do this and
whether it's true or not. I mean, and if you're
not familiar with Project Bluebeam, but it's basically aliens are
coming and and and it gets There's a couple of
different versions. One is that you know, a deity, a savior,
Jesus Christ. In some countries, you know, they have this

(01:49:48):
technology where they can they can beam a three D
image and make you think that you're seeing Jesus Christ
or Buddha or Visu Allah or visual but yeah, so
so you can see all these deities in the sky
and you you you're gonna be saved. But you have
to follow of course, you have to follow their rules.
And that's always that always comes along with the the precept.

(01:50:12):
But but it's to save us from the aliens. That
the only the only, the only person that can save
us is you know, Jesus or as the shirt that
you got me, and he's gonna yeah, exactly, And so
that's the end all be all of of Project Bluebean.
But you have to set the public up first. And
I feel like that's the stage we're in. They're setting

(01:50:32):
us up. There's a seven mile dildo I'm sorry, seven
mile uh spacecraft coming towards us and and it's gonna
it's it's gonna fuck us, and we have to be ready.
You have to keep all your options open because we
don't know how to beat it. And then and then
Jesus will come down and save us.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Three different articles drop this week. X NASA engineer claims
trillions of shape shifting cloak devices are hidden across the Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
This was a weird one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
Then you've got this seven mile long you know, I
wonder how many miles long. That is an elephants was
an elephant's like a measuring thing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
For Oh yeah, someone measured it in uh Madison Square Gardens.
It was like one hundred and thirty Madison Square Gardens.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Fantastic. Yeah, it's it's the size of Manhattan moving at
one hundred and thirty thousand miles per hour. What you're
telling me that this thing is cruising through space and
it can only cruise through space. You can't warp here.
It can't like wormhole here.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Dimension yeah, dimension exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
What Why would you just why would you slow play
this and say it's gonna take you know, seven or
eight years to get here? Why would you do Why
wouldn't you just show up and scare the fuck out
of everybody and say I'm Jesus, I'm here to save everybody,
and just just rip the band aid off. I don't
know what the play is. I really can't figure out

(01:52:02):
what the play is.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
Same now with you. That's that's it stinks. The whole
the whole thing stinks.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
And in twenty thirty two, we're gonna get a gigantic
asteroid's going to hit and hit the moon and then
the debris is gonna fly off and kill us. All
this is going to be happening in the next ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
Yeah, and I'm here to tell you, like that's way
before that happens. The Sun is either the Earth is
gonna flip or the Sun is going to have a
mass coronal injection, like a you know, global ejection of
mass that it's been accreting by the way from you know,

(01:52:43):
just the the galaxy accretion mass that's that comes in
waves and it's been it's been hitting it. That's why
we have a disaster cycle every six thousand years. Every
twelve thousand years is like super bad because it's a
bigger accretion disc I you know, that's all gonna happen

(01:53:03):
way before some fucking rockets the moon or or some
alien aircraft.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
But I'm glad you went there because now just take
the time frame. Now, let's say there, it's my net
field flips, all hell breaks loose. We've got volcanoes everywhere
insert Jesus Christ. Yeah, I mean, everybody, you're saved. Everybody

(01:53:31):
is one. There is no America, there is no UK,
there is no India, there is no Australia, there is
no Russia, China. You're all here, we're all one party.
You're all saved the time. Look at me timing. The
timing is what again, It's like every goddamn narrative that
we get. Look at the timing when things come out,
things are shifting. Well, that looks kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
I mean, I agree with you. I think I think
they're trying to prepare themselves if we should survive it,
if anybody should survive, it, will be mentally prepared for
the next you know, global government or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
The problem is, you know the Moses story, which we're
all familiar with here in the West. That story is
repeated in every literally every ancient culture around the planet.
It doesn't matter if you're talking about Persia or the
island nations of Indonesia or you know, Russia. There there

(01:54:34):
are hun or Manchurian tales of a great flood. Now,
the Manchurians lived up on the steps up up in
northern China, southern Russia, and they talk about a great
flood at the exact same fucking time when Moses was
talking about so it happened. We just don't want to,

(01:54:55):
you know, we just want to discount all these old
ancient stories Ahaha, what a silly thing. I mean, the
flood happened because the earth flipped and the oceans you know,
tend to slash when you do something like that. So yeah,
I mean whatever's coming. I feel like the governments now
are just like preparing just in case they should survive,

(01:55:16):
that we're all prepared to follow them into the new Mecca.
I guess I don't know crazy this is, Yes, I do.
I do mean Noah. I mean Noah the Noah flood story.
Although Moses was the one who part of the seas,
the seas were so far in at that point still
the waters had not receded that. I mean, shorelines and

(01:55:38):
lakes and oceans were all very different back in the
Asian world. But yes, I do mean the Noah story
of the Noah's arc.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
Yes, so Gray's tap room, you guys, Mike and Tabby
are in chat. We forgot to mention that earlier. Uh,
Tabby and Mike, you guys we're talking about, you know,
different stuff to add to your show. I'm thinking of
fantasy draft of biblical figures for your show. A lot
of fun you guys, you know what like like like

(01:56:12):
did you pay right on a fantasy draft, where would
you choose Jesus versus Moses? Right, there's a lot to
work out.

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
There, dude or Buddha.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
I'm thinking, yes, thank you. Okay, so let's take it. Yeah,
let's just ancient god's ancient gods for Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:56:38):
Down in South America, Vishnu has a lot of arms, dude, a.

Speaker 2 (01:56:41):
Lot of arms and very angry, angry, angry issues.

Speaker 3 (01:56:48):
Yeah, and you you could take Jesus, but you could
also take like the god of the Israelites, like the
god who smote, smited, smote all.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
The id have to read a lot for this because
I I.

Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Oh me too, you know, I got to catch up
on all my ship smoked. Thank you smite.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
I like the word smite though.

Speaker 3 (01:57:09):
I like smite, but past tense. You smoked, It's true,
But how come it's like you smoke a pipe. You
don't smike a pipe? Be cool if you smiked it,
or if you were smiking it and then you smoked it.
I feel like this show really went off the reels
with this last last beer here. It's my bad. No,

(01:57:35):
I'm going to own it. No, I'm gonna own it
because I was I was talking about Moses and I
met Noah, that's that's not okay. Well I blame myself.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
Well we I think the only way we get back
on track for the last ten minutes, because that's that's
we're going to go is to uh okay, talk about
Australia and.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
Oh yes, this is the best story of the week.
I love it.

Speaker 14 (01:58:00):
From the first of September, when the fan of Machetes
takes place, we are rolling out through Victoria Police at
twenty four to seven police stations. The safe disposal bins.
These will be at locations right across the state. There
will be locations where people can come and lawfully dispose
of any machete that they may already have at one

(01:58:21):
of these bins, safely and securely. And we've done this
because we want to get these knives off the streets,
because these knives destroy lives.

Speaker 3 (01:58:30):
From the first these knives destroy lives.

Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
Okay, you want to go back to Crocodile Dundee and
his massive knife. Are dude really here?

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Oh my god. I don't know if it's I don't
know if it's because they've watched too much Jim Jefferies.
But I cannot hear an Australian person talk anymore without laughing.
Anything they say is comical, and maybe it's because they're
out of their fucking whack job minds. This is the
most ridiculous thing on the planet. Yes, here, we're gonna

(01:59:11):
put these drop boxes in drop off your machetes and
knives so you don't stab our citizens please. What so.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
It's so retarded machette destroyschettichee. God damn it. I can
hardly get it out. It's dumb machette Amnesty's safe disposal bin.

Speaker 4 (01:59:39):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
And they've got a warning that you're on CCTV on
the bin so you can come by it. You can. Oh, Oh,
you know what I really need. I need to get
rid of my machete. I feel really bad that I've
got it. I'm just gonna go and throw it in here.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
Now. It's it's all okay, except we're gonna record you.
I mean, it's fine, it's fine, but we just want
your face on camera.

Speaker 5 (02:00:01):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (02:00:02):
Do you know.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
I'm just trying to think. I mean, I'm not home
right now, but I'm just thinking through. I own I
own probably six items in my maybe seven that could
be considered machetes. Two of them are actual machetes that
I actually use for yard work because I have vines

(02:00:24):
and other shit that grows in my yard that I
need machetes for. Other things are just maybe you would
categorize them as overgrown knives, and some are actual swords
that I that I practice with. So if I live
in Australia and I have these items that are all
for like actual practical use, I've not heard anybody. I'm

(02:00:46):
going to be fined. I'm going to be prosecuted because
I didn't drop them off in one of these stupid
dumb fuck boxes. Yes, incredible, I mean that's that's on
part with the UK do.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
This is the stupid This is the stupid ship you
do when you decide that I should go totally go
ahead and have every immigrant in here. This this is
the outcome. We're gonna We're going to ban knives where
you know, you can't have a chef's knife anymore, or
you have to have a license.

Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
For a hif knife, right exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:01:24):
You can't have a butcher knife. I'm sorry, butcher knife
is always way too much. That's way too much for you. Yeah,
you can't have that. We need to go ahead and
cut the tip off of the knife to make sure
that you can't stab something, not just throwing out the
point that I can slash somebody do way more damage
doing that. I don't have to stab somebody with it. Yeah,
this is this is where, this is the absolute lunacy

(02:01:46):
that we're in and and I just want to see
more dildos thrown on the court in the w N
b A. That's what I want. I that's where, That's
where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (02:01:57):
I mean, you know, in areas of the world, and
it doesn't matter what culture you're talking about, whether it's
you know, Europe, Asia, Southern Asia, Northern Asia, China. In
in areas where the government, whoever the government was, the king,
the ruler, the emperor banned you know, edged weapons, swords

(02:02:22):
and blades and things, the people picked up rocks, they
picked up sticks, and they got really fucking lethal with them,
really lethal. There are entire martial arts disciplines behind being
lethal with a six foot stick.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
And it's really difficult to account for somebody's anger.

Speaker 3 (02:02:43):
Exactly righteous anger. You're going to try and come over
the top of me. So you know, this kind of stuff. God,
history literally repeats itself. Dude, we're right back to the
fucking yeah, the Brits and the and the Scots and
you know, bringing in like we're gonna outlaw weapons. Okay,

(02:03:04):
then we're gonna go ahead and perfect sling shots and
fucking flails with you know, a stick with a rock
on the end of a rope. We're gonna fuck you
up somehow, And they did. They won, So I I uh,
this is dangerous territory all the way around.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
So before we bail out of here, I want to
point out and this is interesting because when we when
we're setting up the show from week to week, we
go out and we were looking at what are the
stories that everybody's talking about. What are the narratives we
see that are popping up that we need to talk about.
Which we got all the narratives out of the White
Night We did? I think we did a fantastic job.

Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
I want to commend us. I want to commend us
before we go. We did not get sucked in the
Russia Gate.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
Oh, we did not wanted to get sucked into.

Speaker 2 (02:03:56):
Sucked in the Russia Gate. And I would Here's my
stance on Russia Gate is arrests or it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (02:04:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
Same, it's it's all conjecture, it's all subterfuge. It has
unless you're going to send somebody to jail. I've this
is the point in time as we are as citizens,
as consumers, as you know, consumers of information especially, you

(02:04:29):
got to keep your head on on you got to
keep your eye on the ball. Okay. The narratives that
we talked about this week were very, very important, I think,
except for the w NBA, which you know, Dylda Nite
needs to be a there.

Speaker 3 (02:04:42):
Oh that's just fun. I mean, how can you not Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:45):
But the rest of the stuff that came up tonight
was very very poignant, the Russiagate stuff. Unless you're going
to arrest somebody, unless you're going to throw somebody in jail,
unless you're going to tar and feather them, drag them
through the streets so that nobody ever does. Is this
shit again? It all doesn't matter. It is just fluff.

(02:05:07):
So here's to us for avoiding that. And we had
plenty of stories. If Benny Johnson, we had CrowdStrike, we
had we had it absolutely set up. But at the
end of well, then it wasn't it really isn't. It's
just vacuous garbage.

Speaker 3 (02:05:25):
And I do think it's kind of brilliant on our part,
because I don't think the story is going away. I mean,
I I think you know, one one angle that I
saw this week that's kind of intriguing to me is
that because President Obama has presidential immunity, which which which
is like he can rest on that, but then that

(02:05:45):
also means he can't plead the fifth that that erases
his ability to plead the fifth. He has to tell
everything he knows or like, you have a choice either
tell us everything you know or you don't have president
community and we're gonna prosecute you, prosecute you with everything
we know. And I think that's an interesting thing to watch.

(02:06:06):
That's that's one of the storylines I'm watching. And also
I don't I think this thing is just getting started.
I mean, say what you want about Trump. He is
a master of kind of pulling people into the light,
you know, baiting them to the point where they have
to say something fucking stupid and then he's got youa
He's kind of Iceman from the original Top Gun, like

(02:06:29):
like he'll just he'll just keep trailing you trailing you,
trailing you, and then you you do something stupid, and
he's got youa and he and he that's how who
he is as a as a politician. And I kind
of feel like this is a check It might not
be a checkmate, but it's at least a check on
the king, and and that king, which is Obama and Hillary.

(02:06:51):
They gotta they gotta move now. They gotta start chucking
and giving or they're gonna get fucked. And I'm again,
I'm here for it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:57):
We'll see. I mean, if you know, if this there's
some eight D chess out there, that's fucking great. But
again I I I would love for it to go
your direction. Yeah, I think it's and it's it's like
the Epstein List. It's like everything else unless you're gonna
unless you're going to actually put somebody in jail and
actually make somebody pay for their decisions, accountability, it does.

(02:07:20):
It's fucking bullshit. We're gonna we're gonna see the same
damn thing in eight years from now. We're gonna see
the same damn thing. It's gonna be. It's and well,
you don't have to go down.

Speaker 3 (02:07:30):
There exactly right, No, you're right.

Speaker 2 (02:07:33):
All right, fits, Uh, you've got some decision making to do,
and I would I'm looking forward to see you're gonna
break this down.

Speaker 3 (02:07:42):
I don't. I actually don't. I'm gonna make this real simple, okay.
I mean number one, I don't have the brain computing
power right now to to break it down too much.
Second of all, these bearers were equally delicious and evil

(02:08:02):
and scary and and somebody. Both of these beers are
someone you want on your team right end of the
world happens you want. You want both of these beers
on your side, because one's got the switch blade, ready
to go all the time, ready to fight, pissed off about,
you know, a childhood trauma. The other one is just like, Hey,

(02:08:23):
I'm waltson In and I happen to be six foot
four and two hundred and sixty pounds of puer muscle,
and I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm I'm I'm I'm
choosing a threesome here tonight. I don't do this very rarely.
I can't. I can't pick a winner. I cannot. They both,
on their own accords, were fantastic beers. One hundred percent.

(02:08:46):
I'm very happy and again I was. I was kind
of rushed at that at that alcohol store.

Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
I was.

Speaker 3 (02:08:53):
I mean, I was pressed for time. So I'm very
pleased with with the choices I made. So yeah, I'm
going with the threeesome time. I can't pick a winner.
They're they're both coming home with me and we're just
gonna fight it out. You know, made the best beer win?
How about you?

Speaker 4 (02:09:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:09:12):
I mean, I'm telegraphing my passes at this point, So
Cask and Crown. I'm taking that one just because it
was a very good choice and it was perfectly handled too,
because it like, like I expressed earlier, was it going
to be a stout? Was it gonna be a barley one?

Speaker 3 (02:09:27):
It was very much a weird mix.

Speaker 2 (02:09:30):
Well, I've done that one other time. There was one
other time that we I had a beer like that.
I don't remember what it was. It was uneventful. It
was actually it was really bad. It was poorly done.

Speaker 3 (02:09:41):
And I remember that you had a really bad Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09:45):
It was an absolute shit beer and it was just
not well done. Mason ill Works knows what they're doing,
and to go ahead and do with a coffee stout
that blend and then amp it up with the barley wine.
The features that they wanted in there rich beautiful. I
will tell you this, I did pick the perfect beer

(02:10:11):
combo because the coffee stout from Grim set the tone,
and then the barley wine from Mason l Works with
the stout really closed the deal. And it was just
a great experience. So both beers to Night were fantastic.
I'm not gonna call it a the reesome, but it
definitely set things up. So I was very very happy.

Speaker 3 (02:10:32):
Yeah, you know, you know, I have to just say
this really quick. Do you know how and I'm not
speaking really not necessarily to the people who listen to
the show, although maybe some of you do. You know
how rare it is that people get to experience, you know,
have these experiences with beers. I mean most people think
of beer and they think of like bud Light, mclobe,

(02:10:54):
you know, just of course that the general and there's
such a world of beers out there and we to
experience for really unique, very well done masterpieces. I mean,
these people are pouring their hearts and souls into putting
the ingredients and the work, and I mean they have

(02:11:15):
timers and shit running like to the second as soon
as that's that timer goes off, you stop the boil
and you dump it and you put it into the
into the barrel. It's it's a science and I and
we got to experience some really good beers tonight. Sometimes
we don't, but it's just it's amazing to me that
like probably ninety seven percent of the population of the

(02:11:38):
planet has no idea that these beers even exist, let
alone have tasted them and experienced them. It's pretty incredible.
I feel so honored to be able to share this stuff.
I mean, yes, the news and the world is falling down,
but also beer. It's so amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
What a better way to get through the world.

Speaker 3 (02:11:59):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, you have a.

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
Great, great fucking beer. Yep, all right. Thank you to El, Lisa, Aaron, Tabby, Mike, Joe, Bonnic, Buttercup.
Who am I missing? I think I got them all.
I think.

Speaker 3 (02:12:21):
Well, Hafe, well, Hafe, you know, yeah, well yeah, yeah,
half you don't want to miss tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:12:30):
Haf a Hafe was what Hafe was deep in it.
Let's just yeah, we'll just we'll just we'll just say
it like that. Yeah, thank you to thank you everybody
for listening tonight, and we're looking forward to next week.
I'm Steve Mee Shane, I'm Vince.

Speaker 3 (02:12:46):
I think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (02:12:48):
We'll talk to you soon.

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