Jacking with Genetics

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is Whisky Hell,
Think critically, Act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Saturday, April twelfth, seven fourteen in the evening This is
Whisky Hell Podcast, We've got the news from the week.
We're going to wrap it up for you. Fits. This
is a strange week. It was one of those weeks
that did not It was just it was on autopilot
and went too fast. That that kind of That's how

(01:12):
I'm taking it.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hmmm, uh yeah, I mean I had a different experience.
My reality was a little a little different. My week
went really slow. It was very busy, but every single
day just seemed so jam packed and just took forever.
But the news was I mean, it was like a
fucking roller coaster, like.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Weee ah, wee ah, crazy, crazy, week, and and to
watch people flip flop.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I you know, I had a thought in the shower today.
I'm sitting there, I don't know, washing something. Let's just pretend,
And I was like, you know, you know what's really
nice is not to be a rattled by the news
and be lettled around by the nose. You know, like, oh,

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this this media account tells me to be scared, so
I need to be scared. Or this media account tells
me I should be happy, so let's let's write a
happy post. You know, I just I just like having
it on cruise control and just sailing through it all.
It's it's a really nice, very liberating feeling. I feel

(02:29):
very light. Even though this week was heavy with news
and we have a lot to talk about, I feel
very light.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You know, it is light. It is light. I'm glad
you're feeling like that. I'm I'm kind of in that.
I feel like I'm catching up. I'm trying to catch
up to everything. But you you do bring up an
interesting point because the influencers either don't have enough to

(02:56):
talk about, or they're raging about things that have been
happening that have been set to go into place, for
like the last twenty years. Yeah, rules that were on
the books, you know, the the real id that that's
real idea.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
So everybody's up in arms over that now.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
And tariffs for that matter. I mean, yeah, Obama, we
played it last week. Obama wanted tariffs, Janet Yellen wanted tariffs.
They all wanted tariffs until Trump does it, and then
it's like Tariff's bad, Orange Man bad.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
But the interesting thing though, too, is that you're Republican.
Your conservative talking heads, yeah, you know, you're you're your
cat turds of the world are really really upset about
that stuff. I'm like, this has been good. You knew
real idea was out there for the last twenty years.

(03:53):
Bitching about it? Now where were you? You never had
anything to say about this stuff before, but now you're
going to complain about it, Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You know, the conservative talking heads were almost more annoying
to me this week because because they were like, you know,
the tariffs came out and they were defending the terrorists
and it's a good thing. And then Trump prescinded all
of them except to China, and they're like, see, this
was his plan all along. It's you fucking people come on,
just stop on both sides. I don't know, do we

(04:23):
need a do we need to ring the bell and
just both like go to your corners. Someone splashed some
fucking water in their faces, shove their nose and some
smelling salts and realize reality is passing you by because
you're so tied up in your own ideology that you're
you're you're totally missing what's actually happening. It's it's nuts.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, we're going to get into that some more. We've
got new narratives this week. Uh, Trump's cognitive declide is back,
hammering that after not saying anything for four you years
of Biden. They're also playing the inside trading card.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Which well, yes, yes, that was my favorite.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Liberal media is just they're just fantastic. They're so adorable,
I swear god. Uh lots to get into. We've got
dire wolves are on the are on the comeback, which
is that's gonna be fantastic. I can't see anything that
going wrong there, right.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I saw I saw a meme and it was basically like, hey,
can someone tell the the scientists uh to stuff fucking
around with AI and dire wolves, Like this apocalypse is
shaping up to be really shitty right now, Like, God damn,
leave it alone. I get this. This story is so
odd to me. I mean, I'm I'm eager to get

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into it, but it's just why why Well.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
We had wooly mammoth mice a couple of weeks back.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
True, that's true. That's that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's just it's it's I'm gonna say that. I think
there's I think this is part of the transhuman push,
So I think that's what. That's what, that's where we're
being softened up for.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, anyway, we'll we'll get into that here, probably second
half of the show because that'll be a fun one
to get into. But let's get into our beers first.
What do you got over there?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
All I know is I have a claim fifty two. Well,
that's not true. I also know that it is either
a smoothie or a or a shake because it poured
like motor oil, but it's like a cream color and
it smells like a fucking orange sickle. I'm getting a

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little bit of maybe some pineapple. Maybe it's pineapple and vanilla.
I don't know that that pick sure, right there, Claim
fifty two. They have such a great spot. It's such
an amazing spot in downtown Eugene. I love their spot.
Their fucking food sucks, ass. You can't even go there
for a beer because even watching other people eat their food,

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you're just like, oh, that's that's bad. That's that's not okay.
It it's you might as well have like gone home
and through some totinos in the in the microwave and
brought up with you, because that's how bad it looks.
It just it's terrible food. Anyway, Their beer is great.
All right, let's see what we got here.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Claim fifty two is out of Eugene. Claim fifty two.
Brewing dot com is the website if you guys want
to check it out.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Holy shit, this is a This is a weird one.
This is a weird one because, okay, it is. It
is sweet, it is fruity, it's a little sour, it's
got an ipa bite on the end, and it's fucking
thick as hell. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with that

(08:07):
chunk stuffed that fruity cereal.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
No, that's gotta be a if that's a chunk. And
now I guess, well, maybe it is I'll wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Sweet cherry, raspberry, orange, lime, lemon, vanilla and fruity cereal.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, this is too bitter. There's a bitterness, and that's
a drecker. Also, it was a well, I guess it's
a collaboration with them, so maybe yeah. Yeah, So you've
also got a toasted coconut ube, mango sticky rice.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Not getting any not getting any coconut.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Lemon mering pie. No, that doesn't sound like that.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Go back up to lemon ring. Let me read that
real quick six point firebewde with Graham Cracker. That might
be it. That might that might be a good call, man,
that this could be it. This could be lemon, because
that's I was. I said pineapple, but it's it's a
little more citrusy than that. Okay, all right, let's do

(09:20):
the big reveal. Let's see what we got. Yeah, it's
it's the lime ring. It's gotta be. I just that
last sip. I just got it in there, stuffed lemon
meringue pie. You got it? Nice nice boom boom, Yeah,
very unusual beer. It does taste like a lemo rang
pie now that I'm reading that. Oh that's fun. I

(09:42):
love it. When they put this on the can, refermentation
can occur if not kept cold. That just encourages me
to put it in the sun for a day. Heavily fruited. Yeah,
really a good beer. It definitely tastes like lemon ring
now that I now that I know what it is.
And you know what's crazy is they like got the

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moraine part. It's kind of nuts, very very fluffy.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
And that was nice and that and that that would
be the part they'd throw things off. I would think
the most.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, what do you got? What are
you drinking?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
So I've got there, I've got stoops stoop brewing out
of I think it's out of Seattle. I have their
Robust Porter and that is six point two percent Northwest
Porter malt driven rich in color or character or robust Porter.

(10:41):
Our robust Porter conjures up memories of decad and chocolate
treats dipped in coffee. So I'm just gonna go ahead
and give it a run here, good head on it
not super dark, definitely a porter. Oh wow, that's interesting.

(11:06):
It's smooth, like almost like a nitro without that creamy
nitro taste. It Oh yeah, it has the nitro mouthfeel. Hmm.
I don't know that you'd like it because of the
rye tough, but the chocolate's definitely there. It's clean, it's good,

(11:28):
it's good Porter. It's good porter. Nice way to start
things off.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, I've never heard of stoop. You know, it's it's
incredible to me. You know, you find a brewery and
you're like, I wonder where they're from, and they're like
from your hometown or from your like region, and you're like,
Jesus Christ, how many are there out there? I mean,
there's got to be thousands at this point.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Well we have some that we still have some popping
up out here that I didn't even know about out
here in Arizona. And yeah, that's still surprising to me,
which tells you just how bad news travels around here.
You know.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, well last when.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Back when crap beer was going crazy, I mean it
would it would be all over the place. Every brewer
knew something, every hell it was in the news constantly too.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
So well, yeah, and you talk to every bartender and
they're like, hey, if you like that one, you should
go check out these guys down the road, I mean everybody.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, all right, So getting along here, housekeeping we have
we haven't chat Bill Maher's reluctant admission can of tab
thank you, Tabby, Tabby and Micah and chat Mike is
Timu Dane Cook tonight. It's fantastic too. And I think Lisa,

(12:55):
Lisa is silently judging you. I'm thinking I think Bill
Maher is reluctant in his Aaron. I'm not sure I agree,
but we will. We will see if we got that right.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
You sure we're right?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Glad glad to see uh Grays are not having to
boat their way out of their home. You guys had
a crazy, uh pretty crazy uh week there with rain,
so glad glad you guys are okay, yeah, so much rain?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Did we hear? Are How are the How are the
folks over at Buffalo Trace that that entire distillery got
flooded out? But I don't I don't know how bad
the damage was or if they lost everything or what.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I haven't seen anything. It looked pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Though, yeah, yeah, I mean they you know, they were
measuring it in in feet of floodwater.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
So that's.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh good, all right? So Mike says, Buffalo Traces onunderwater.
But they're doing better. So that's good news. That's a
It's not my favorite whiskey by far, but for the price.
And also you can get the giant costco you know,
six gallon size. Sometimes it's pretty good. It does the job.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, yep, all right, so let's go ahead and
get into a let's go and get into you just
want to go economy right on the gate and just
start in on it. Yeah, get it over with.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Let's let's pull the band aid off. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
All right. So the tariffs went into effect and everybody
freaked out. But here's Scott descent on the tariffs.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
And all this was again, this was driven by the
president's strategy and and I had a long talk on
Sunday and this was his strategy all along, and that
you know, you might even say that you go to
China into a that position. They responded, and they have
shown themselves to the world to be the bad actors.

(15:06):
And we are willing to cooperate with our allies and
with our trading partners who did not retaliate. It wasn't
a hard message, don't retaliate. Things will turn out well.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
So for everybody, just kind of wine back and go
back to last week's show, massive tariffs were coming down.
Everybody was going to get slapped with them, every country
in the world. The only ones that retaliated were Canada
and China. Everybody who just said, okay, cool, can we
talk about this, can we negotiate here, We'll drop our tariffs.

(15:43):
He pulled back all the tariffs on it, on every
country that was about to get Absolutely jackhammered, well, he no, true,
he did. He did. He put a ninety day hiatus
on it. But I would think that this was I'm
going with this with with mister Bessett's idea here, that

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this was planned to actually bring out China and expose them.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I am too, I'm I'm not. I'm not discounting that.
I just wanted to make sure we're being factual. I mean,
he didn't pull back the teriffs. He just put a
ninety day pause to give everybody time to like, hey,
let's negotiate this, like whoa whoa woe before we do
something rash here, before it completely destroys our economy. Let's
let's talk about this because again, as we mentioned on

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last week's show, like it or not, we've been funding
the entire world economy this one country US, You me taxpayers,
our tax basic.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, we've basically been funding not and not just other
worlds or other countries' economies throughout the world, but also
their militaries, their their healthcare systems up to and including
you know, DEI sexual procedures. We've been funding it all
through us, say I, D and and others and all

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all Trump and and I'll throw Elon in there, but
let's just slap Trump's ridiculous hair on this right. All
He's doing is saying, hey, how about we stop the bleeding.
How about we figure out where all this money is
going and and just pull pull in borders a little
bit and and maybe even things up a little bit.

(17:23):
It's not fair that these countries have a three hundred
and some percent tariff on our goods, but we buy
their ship at cost. That's that's not okay. We need
to even things up. That's all he's doing. And the
fact that Libs are losing their shit over that that
one philosophy of let's make things fair is just incredible.
It just shows how little they are aware of the

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world and and what's actually happening. It's it's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Well, it's it's absolute delusion, right and and there, and
how anybody can be okay with this it is beyond me.
And I don't I'm not gonna say it's our generation.
I don't. I don't think it's that. I think it's
a lot of people who have just bought in and
they're so subservient. They're so I'll just pay my I

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just want to pay my taxes and and you know,
and and and get my basic wages and be okay
with that. That they don't. They don't care that they're
wages and everything that we pay from taxes are going
overseas and they actually end up abusing us in the
long run. They don't give a shit about any of
that stuff. And it's just it, and I mean, the

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majority of us are sick of it. The thing that also, too,
like you were saying at the very opening, is that
all the Democrats stomp for tariffs. All of them have Yep, there's, there's,
there's the internet never never forgets. So we've seen this

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over and over and over again. So that for them
to come out and not like this now, it's absolutely
that's absolutely assert.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
And yet here we are, I mean, and I and again,
like I said in the beginning of the show, to
be the which is so weird, but I guess, you know,
you get to a certain point in your life. But
to be the the rock in the storm, you know,
and that the waves are crashing and you're just you're

(19:30):
just there, solid, just holding your own and to watch
the chaos around you and how just ridiculous and pointless
it all is is really a comforting thing. But it's
also when you when you stop and everything else is
still moving at the speed of light. It's a little
disconcerting because because we have some real I mean, we

(19:51):
make light up of things on this show. We'd like
to have fun. We like to we like to laugh,
and we like to make fun of people. But we
are we're I mean, there's some real chaos going on
in the world right now. We are not out of
the crosshairs of a world war. We are certainly not
out of the crosshairs of a world economic meltdown. I mean,

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we may Trump may have caused that that that may
have already started. The dominoes are falling one way or
the other, and and we just pushed I mean, we
just gave China a really good shove in the chest.
I mean, they they can come back up and start
spitting in our face and talking shit about our mom
and but but really, if we give them another shove,

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they have no choice but to take Taiwan and start
World War three. That's that's their only choice, because either
way they lose. So why not take the gamble?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
You know? That really is the out? They can't they
As soon as all this started happening, the Chinese wand
yuan crashed big time.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, it's weakest ever against the dollar.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
They can't. There's there's not a lot that they can
do to try and reset from it. That there really
isn't it. If they did, if they concede, they lose.
They've already the one is already devalued massively, and they've

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already used so many so much stimulus over the last
five years that their economy is even if it's even
worse than what ours is.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Oh yeah, I just mean to see what they can do.
They took the the COVID, you know, just print a
bunch of money and throw it into the economy. They
took that to a whole other level. Their their inflation
is out of control, and they've and let's not forget
they've got one point what one point three billion people
to take care of. Yeah, literally like three or four

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times what we have.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
And and there, you know, we saw all of their
real estate go to ship. We know that their shipping
industry is going to ship because their ships are aging
and they can't afford to upgrade them or repair them.
I mean, they're they're in real, real trouble, and and
we're you know, I appreciate that Trump isn't coming out

(22:17):
and being like, hey, she, we hold all the cards,
so you know, pull your pants down and show us
your butthole because we're coming in dry. I appreciate that
he's not doing that on the world stage, but he
could because China's in that bad of a shape. I mean,
they really are. It's it's I I would like to
see us give some concessions to them so that they

(22:40):
can save face and make it look like they stood
up to the bully. But at the end, we still win.
And I think a little bit of that is happening.
I don't know if we saw today. I don't know
if this is on the dock or not, but Trump
mentioned that the tariffs on Chinese goods are going to
be on everything except for cell phones and other electronics. Yeah,

(23:01):
he's already kind of yeah, he's already kind of backing
off of the real hard line of you know, ten
thousand dollars iPhones or whatever people were quoting.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, so semiconductors, computer chips, most of the tech stuff
that's probably gonna impact, like Apple and you know, well
shirt Packerd in IBM and all those guys. Right, I
think those those are gonna be the ones that are
going to be excluded. And even this there was a

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ton a ton of people coming out and they wouldn't
give any credit to that either. So I don't know,
it's very easy to say from one angle that he
capitulated and backed off. I still I still see it
as a lot of negotiations and that's his mo. That's

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what he's done in the past.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
So yeah, and I and I, I mean, the art
of the deal and all that. I mean, let's stop
with the buzzwords and let's just call it what it is.
This guy's been doing this in real estate for a
long time. He knows how to come over the top
of people. I think he would have been a phenomenal
poker player. You know that, maybe that's something we should
ask Haffay about. But I think this guy instinctually knows

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when to bluff. He instinctally knows when to just come
over the top of someone when they don't have anything
to match him. He knows when to back off and
to play it cool. I mean, I don't as a
person say what you want. As a fucking you know icon,
say what you want. You can say what you want

(24:37):
about his hair, his skin color, whatever. I mean, people
want to just go for it, which also I think
is funny because the people are like, oh, there is
no race. They love calling him orange Man. But at
the end of the day, I think his instincts are
as a businessman going to ultimately benefit this country because
we've been saying that for a long time that our

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economy are our country, Our government should be run like
a business. In what other business could you have that
much waste and still be a viable, you know, competitor
on the world stage. You couldn't. I mean, business is
famous for you know, cutting corners, boeing just to save
money so that they can stay competitive, and even at

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the to the point of putting people's lives at risk.
But our government's like, no, no, spend more, throw money
at it, and it's we got to stop. We can't.
We have to stop the bleeding. And I and I
and that is that is the one area that I'm
actually behind Trump right now. I'm with you. I think
he he did all this to call out China, and

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he put them, He backed them into a corner. And
I'm just saying, when you back someone into a corner,
no matter how weak they are, you're leaving them with
no other choices. They have to come out swinging or
lie down in a puddle of their own piss. And
I just don't see China doing that. They're too proud.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
One one lever that China did have. And this is
this is kind of a scary lover, but it also
kind of puts the congo oh yeah into uh in
the perspective. Yeah, China stop shipping rare earth metals. Yep.
And that's a massive problem. These are the that this

(26:22):
is the big stuff that goes into your cars, your phones,
your drones. This is military. It's it's a big deal.
But here's my biggest thing with with all of these terrorists.
With that, what I love the most is that This
all points to national defense. Yep. If you don't, if

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you don't have the ability, if you don't have a
broad enough uh logistical pipeline of goods, your nation is
going to be at a there there go to be
weak period. You don't have all China has to do,

(27:05):
like in this case, to shut down the rare earth metals,
you better have you better be able to find it
from someplace else. You better have a place in your
own country that you can mine it. Sure you couldn't
do it for cheaper, at least you could fall back
on that. That's not something that we really have here. Pharmaceuticals.
Trump's about to slam pharmaceuticals with with tariffs.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
We need to make sure that we can get diabetic medication.
These are all things that we're really weak on. This
is all the stuff that we can be you know,
blackmailed for extorted for so well, that's this is the
for me. This is the gravy. If we're going to
start bringing back manufacturing in all these different areas, well,

(27:49):
fuck you guys, we don't need you. I have no
problem with being a nice an isolation attitude for a while.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yep, yeah, same, And I and I think we have,
for lack of a better term, I think we have
some trump cards to play on all of those points.
Number one. I mean, let's think back a couple of weeks.
There was a oh do we have a hafe? All right,
I'll hold that. I'm going to table that because because
hefe is way more important than anything I have to say. Hefe.

(28:17):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Hey, how's going.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Fantastic?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
We're good. We're just talking about tariffs. Have you been tariffed?

Speaker 7 (28:27):
No? No, luckily I've been. I've been dodging those would
you like to be maybe? I don't open anything really.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Tariff me and half baby stiff wind, oh half a
good to have you here.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
How's your night going?

Speaker 7 (28:53):
I have zero in my box right now? Eh, so slow,
slow start. It's really sad when I picked my box
up to leave the table and it makes no.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Sounds, said everyone, Hey, if you know I listen, I'm
not speaking for the ladies, but everyone wants your box
to make some kind of.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Sound, right, rattling sound.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, squishy whatever, slurping.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
So I got sorry, go ahead, I was gonna go
someplace I shouldn't go ahead.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Well, okay, so there's this girl dealer, that there's there's
no attraction either way. As far as I know, I
don't think. I don't think I'm her type at all. Okay,
I me just as a baseline putting that out there.

(29:45):
For some reason. One day a couple months ago, she
called me daddy Jeff, and now two other it felt
I mean, it was funny, but but she said it
like in a she said in a way that you know,
it was suggestive. But I know there's nothing really behind it.

(30:11):
I just I just know that. I just know that
as a as a you know, that's truth. Sure, she's
married to a guy as a dealer. They're they're young,
they're in their late twenties. There's just nothing, nothing to it.
But there's some for some reason, she did it, and
she keeps doing it. And now two other girls have
started calling.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Me that.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I have to play this up. You have to take
advantage of this.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
It's really weird. It's like I feel if I play
it up too much, then I'm gonna look like the
pervert and wind up really in hr. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
All right, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna switch.
I'm gonna switch the game. A little bit here, real quick, okay,
and then and then we can move on from this
because I don't I don't really know where to go
with this, hafey. But here was my first thought, which
is I have had a platonic relationship with with a
woman at work. You guys, remember Gloria. She came out

(31:19):
with us a couple of times, totally platonic, like actual,
like not any real attraction there at all. And plus
we were both you know, with someone else, and so
it was just never gonna happen. So we just kind
of played the hey sister from another mister, brother from
another mother thing. But it didn't mean that I didn't
want to see her tits. They were fantastic. So maybe

(31:41):
this is just a case where she's like, Hey, you know,
big daddy, Jeff, I'd like to see that cock. I'd
like to see your penis. I don't want it in me.
I might want to lick it, but I don't, but
I just want to see it. Yeah, just show it
to me, like it could be one of those things
like totally platonic, but I want to see how big
it is. I want to I want to compare it

(32:03):
to my husband's or whatever, what whatever. Everybody has their kink.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
That that that's code for.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
It could be I'm just throwing out maybe, for instance,
huh a hypothetical hey, and and you're just yeah, and
she's doing you a favor because now she's got other
ladies doing like like, hey, there's no attraction there. But
if if one of the ones that you are attracted
to calls you big daddy, dude, you fucking throw out

(32:37):
that yellow card and be like you're gonna have to
come with me.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
Yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Hm hmm, I want to sit on that one. You
sit on that one for uh, you know, for for
your next next time on. Are are you ready for
a judge Hefe?

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Oh, I'm I'm ready to do it.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Welcome to Hefe's Court, where real people bring real cases
to settle their disputes. I'm step McShane coming to you
Live today. We're diving into a story that's got everyone talking.
A shocking crime that unfolded in the heart of New
York's subway system. A man named Carlos Garcia is accused
of a horrific act, allegedly robbing and desecrating the body

(33:47):
of a homeless man on an R train at Whitehall
Station in New York. But the drama doesn't stop there.
Another individual reportedly looted the same body just an hour earlier.
The ny PD is on the hunt. And when I
say desecrated, I mean necrophilia. Judge, f A, we're asking

(34:10):
you to judge who is at fault New York City
for an unsafe subway Carlos Garcia, the necro raper or
the homeless guy that died.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
Well, first of all, could you imagine me as a judge?
Like really scary?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah? I think we're all trying to do that right now.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah, I want you in a robe.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
I would be like in the robe with nothing else
exactly commando.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, and I fully expect you to be jerking off
at the bench.

Speaker 7 (34:50):
What you know, what else is the bench for that?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
You're hiding your gine erection.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah. Well, here's the thing, and I think we all
agree on this as an easy one. There's no problem
here unless there's a dead homeless guy.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Right well, I mean two people tried to rob the
same guy. Like here, here's here's my question, number one.
Like the first guy who came in and looted the body,
isn't he in a way like more guilty than the
guy who just like fucked the dead guy. Like, I mean,

(35:31):
that's a victimless crime.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Yeah, he's already he's already dead.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
But the guy who came and stole shit from the
dead guy, that I think, well, it's at least small
court claim.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
No, I don't think so, because he's dead, he didn't
care about money anymore or whatever the guy took.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
So I mean, all right, okay, I like this because
maybe Garcia took his virginity, but who cares because he's dead.
And maybe they took his gold watch, but who cares
because he's dead. Okay, I like this.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
Yeah, So I think we just wipe our hands to
this one and say, everybody going with your lives.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
God damn it, dude, you need a fucking gabble?

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Is that just?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
That's a mic drop right there. I just leave it
and go on with your life.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Boom, this is easy. I want this job.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
You need to run for justice of the piece.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
I could just imagine like the lawyers having, you know,
talking out over like who's there's gonna be Oh it's
a oh shit, we.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Just forget it.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Let's just give up.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I'm with drawing my case. This is stupid.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Okay. First of all, Jay and chat Uh changed his
name to call me Daddy. Jeff asked the corpse asked
for it. There's a lot of there's a lot of
there's a lot of daddy comments. I don't know where
to go. Went back to the Yeah, Lisa, was the

(37:12):
corpse dressed slutty? Good question. I think every corpse is slutty, right.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I mean, I mean, quite honestly, every corpse is asking
for it. Well, not verbally, not verbally, but they're laying down,
their legs are probably spread.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
They're screaming resist you know, huh. They're they're like, they're
they're screaming to the world, I'm not going to resist you.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Oh I'm not going to resist. Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Also,
they're putting they're they're putting out the like fuck me scent, Right,
that's what happens. That is right?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Is that? What is that?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Clearly Garcia took it as that. Oh my god, I
mean is that any different than fucking a real doll?

Speaker 7 (38:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yes, yes, not a.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Frigamore to set in, hafe, not a frigamore to set in.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Oh, it's not quite as pliable. I guess oh God,
all right, yeah, Jesus.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
Wow, this this show is better than ever. I guess.
Let's just go with that.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay. J brings up a really good point. The difference
is people are ashamed of fuck their real dolls in public.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Oh that is a good point. That is a good point.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
He just put it into perspective.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Thank you, Jay, Yeah, thank you. That's that's what we
needed right here.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
That settles that. What kind of events do you have
out there tonight? Anything? Fun?

Speaker 7 (39:03):
No? No, you know it's funny. Because so here's what happens.
When I come into work on Saturdays. I find out
what table I got, and I look at the lineup
f liver a road map, and usually I can tell
right away like okay, I'm gonna go and break on
you know, six forty, And then I do the mask

(39:24):
and I run into the bathroom. So I told Gretchen,
I said, the only time you're gonna see me go
to the bathroom when I'm supposed to go to my
table is on Saturdays. And she's like, that's fine. So
but I got I got a table on the other
pit that I can't you can't see from where we're at.
So usually it's like a like a three ball two ball,

(39:44):
which means, you know, three tables break, two tables break,
and then you're out of that pit. And I know
which tables they usually are. So if I draw table six,
that's like right in the middle of the three ball,
and I'm gonna go and break it six forty and
then break it seven forty after then tall. So I
just kind of know. But today it was a two
to two to two three two balls over there, So

(40:06):
I don't know which tables they're opening because they're opening
an extra table somewhere. So I go over there to
find out which tables are going to open, so I
know like where I'm going to be at, what I'm
going to break. And I go in there and I'm
the first dealer there, so I don't know. So I
asked my boss, so, like, what are we opening? And
he's ready to open my table right, He's got the

(40:27):
cars in his hand, he's ready to go, and he goes.
He goes, who cares, just open it? And I go,
I go to the bathroom. He goes, well, then go
to the bathroom, and I said, well, I need to
know what table you're opening, and he just looks at me. Now,
this guy's usually a really cool guy, but he can
definitely be a dick. And he's just not going to
tell me what table he's opening. And he goes, you're

(40:50):
going to the bathroom, and I said, I need to know.
I need the information because that's why I'm going to
the bathroom to text my podcast buddies and tell him
when I'm over a break. And he just shakes his head.
He won't tell me. So now I got no reason
to go to the bathroom. I can't. Well, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom and tell you guys, Hey, I
don't know what I'm going on break. Sorry. So yeah,
that's that's what happened today. So it's yeah, it was

(41:14):
so so irritated.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
So so who is this fucking guy? What do we
need to do to him?

Speaker 7 (41:21):
He's no, he's a good guy most of the time.
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
He's fucking with the podcast. What do I need to
do he is?

Speaker 7 (41:30):
I don't know. I don't think he knows what he's here.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Oh militant fits is about to rear his ugly head.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Mhm. Fuck that guy that's odd. Is gonna go a
podcast to work?

Speaker 9 (41:48):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (41:48):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Does everybody know you have a podcast at work that
you do during your shift?

Speaker 7 (41:53):
A lot of people do.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah, well, as long as they're listening, okay with it?

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
All right?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah? Yeah, I want to go fight club on this guy.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
H m hm.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
He's usually one of my favorite bosses, but sometimes he
can be Uh.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, that's all right, he said.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Reset wo saw right, go back in there, set the
vibe mm hmm, and uh tell him daddy Jeff's here.
Let's let's let's throw some cards.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Hey, big daddy?

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Who all right? So I'm going to pigau, Blackjack, Mucker,
and Roulette. What can you give me some guesses on
how much money might have when I get off these
these fucking tables.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I think I think someone's gonna put down Uh can't.
Can't you bet on pigal for the dealer?

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, so you're gonna hit on one of those. So
I'm gonna guess one hundred and twenty five by the
time you come back.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah, I like that one. Listeners. Uh, any any any
guesses under?

Speaker 7 (43:00):
I'll take the under take the under because they're coming
to life savings on the under. I'm not going to
make ship on it. This I'm gonna make. I'll be
lucky if I get out of this with forty bucks. Okay,
we'll see, all right, wait, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
And we got a report, yes, yes, we do have
a farm report.

Speaker 7 (43:23):
Excellent race at all? Right you guys.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Later, Oh yeah, yeah, okay, wait before we go on that, though,
I just I wanted to make two points really quick. Yeah,
because we were talking about China and you mentioned that,
you know, Congo and they have the rare earth and
they pause the rare earth. Right, well, we've got we've

(43:49):
got two aces up to sleep on that, because remember,
Ukraine wants to make a deal for their rare earth
metals allegedly. Okay, I'm just saying I'm with you on it.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I can't call that though.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I think the I'm saying, I'm saying it's on the table,
as is Greenland. So I think in preparation for all
of this, Trump was trying to put together deals with
Ukraine and or Greenland so that we could secure our
own earth metals. And I have to worry about China's
Congo And then the other side of that, the other

(44:21):
side of that is, you know, how easy would it
be for us and I'm not I'm not condoning this.
I'm just saying we've done more for less. How easy
would it be for us to, you know, send a
couple of B two stealth bombers over there and bomb
the shit out of China's Congo minds just just you know,
wait till all the workers are home, you know, having

(44:43):
sex with their wives, and bomb the ship out of them.
Well then and then saying do you go ahead?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
No? Well no, I was just because said Congo wants
to settle up with us and get us and use
us for I know they do.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
That's what I'm saying. And so like, there's there's ways
we can we can keep coming over the top of it.
We can keep throwing down ace cards until they realize
we're fucking cheating and we're holding the whole hand and
they're all aces. I just I China has less power
than they think. And that again, I'm sitting here in

(45:16):
a fucking you know, office chair in Eugenie, Oregon, and
I'm an American and I want to believe in America,
and so I'm I know, my my bent is definitely slanted, right,
I'm definitely pro America, But I just I just don't
and maybe you know, China's got a card up their
sleeve that we just don't see coming. But I you know,

(45:38):
the fact that they're pulling back all of their you know,
college students here because we revoked their visas, and they're
literally interviewing every single one of them for any nugget
of information they can get from us. That's how desperate
they are. Some nineteen year old kid comes over here
and goes to college for a year and they're like,
what'd you see? How do they handle this problem? What

(46:00):
they do over here? What college did you go to?
What was your major, what was the professor?

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
What were your friends?

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I mean really, yeah, that's not intel, guys, that's just
fucking gossip. So I I just I just see them
as being desperate, very desperate. Okay, now we can move on.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
So No, and I and I agree with you. We've
got to see how it's gonna how it's how that's
gonna unfold, just because there's there's so much going on there.
One thing I do before we go on to the
cabinet post is and I appreciate you mentioning that, as
I completely forgot about this too. Scott bissent. This came
up earlier in the mid Oh. Yeah, and oh, I

(46:47):
found this very concerning. Scott Piscent worked for George Soros,
It's Soros Fund Management for over two decades, and it
started in nineteen ninety one. He actually rose to the
head of the London office and played a key role
in the nineteen ninety two short against British the British pound,
earning the firm over one billion dollars. He served as

(47:08):
chief investment officer from two eleven, twenty eleven to twenty fifteen.
In twenty fifteen, Percent founded Key Square Group with a
two billion dollar anchor investment from Soros. Despite this history,
Bescent has shifted politically, becoming a major Republican donor and
Trump supporter since twenty sixteen, distancing himself from Soros's liberal causes. So,

(47:32):
if this guy was the mastermind between behind shorting the
British pound and he worked for Soros, a lot of
the stuff that's been going on. I know that we've
been talking, Hey, this is a good thing. Tariff's are great,
this is fantastic. We're gonna see a shift in money.
We're gonna see all the all the the Marning Manufacturers

(47:54):
is all going to come home. As soon as I
saw this fits, I clinched up a little bit. That's
concerning that he made George Soros' his money.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't like that either. And listen,
people are allowed to change. I mean I I have.
I used to be a Democrat, anti Bush and anti
war in Afghanistan and Iraq and all that, and I
changed my mind. Uh So people are allowed to change.
And so I'm not holding that against him. But the

(48:28):
fact that he was instrumental in that particular coup or
not coup, but you know, a devaluing of another foreign
currency that's supposed to be one of our allies, that's
concerning that. That definitely makes my butthole pucker a bit.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Well, it makes you wonder who's shorting who? Yeah, and
everything right on the market this past week, right, you
know it was and it was a pretty pretty disturbing market.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
But most volatile market ever basically ever. Yeah, and we
got to use it.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, we we live through it. And it was a
reset and I don't even think I honestly, I don't
think it was enough of a research.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Oh no, we haven't reset yet. Not yet.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I think what was it. Borrowing rates are over seven
percent now on the average, So yeah, I yeah, you
gotta gotta keep an eye on that guy. And I
know the whole idea that Trump was going to isolate
himself and make sure that, you know, he didn't. He
had a whole different cast of players, which he totally does,

(49:36):
way more tech heavy. You know, he's got the Stephen
Miller's of the world, and they're also you know, okay, whatever.
But as soon as I saw that, that was that
that made my skin crawl a little bit.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Well, and not to not to beat a dead horse,
but let's also not forget that at the end of
the day, Trump is still very pro Israel. It Israel
has him in their back pocket and it and it
infuriates me to no end. And I'm and I'm not
this is not anti semitic, This is not an anti

(50:08):
Semitic statement. It's just we shouldn't be in anybody's back pocket.
They should be in ours, and and it just it
just has not played out that way since nineteen sixty
seven when we, you know, bailed out the Israelis and
we helped them set up uh, you know, the Gaza
strip and Israel as a country since then, we're in

(50:29):
their back pocket. They're a shit little country. You know,
we have no threats, no real threats. They have all
the threats and and we're backing them. And I just
I I don't like it. And Trump I was hoping
for something different. This is to your point that you know, yes,
he has a whole new cast of characters, but you
got RFK coming out and saying he's you know, measles

(50:52):
vaccine is the best way to stay healthy against measles.
What what the fuck are you saying, dude, because you
know that's not true. He's in his book he says
that's not true, and now here he is saying it publicly.
And you got Trump back in net and Yahoo, who's
a fucking war criminal, period and full stop. So I

(51:12):
don't like it. I like a lot of what's going on.
But at the end of the day, that's still concerning,
and and besense relationship with Soros is concerning.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
And let's still for let's not forget since he took office,
there still hasn't been any arrests for right Epstein six,
anything with Epstein Diddy. Still that's that's still continuing.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
On.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
There's nothing happening there, apparently Nancy.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Pelosi's still walking around a free bitch.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yes, Russia, Russia Gate, the Russia Gate files, all all of.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Them, Adam Shift, they should all be behind bars, and
they they'll never they'll never see time.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
That's a lot of people, a lot of the a
lot of the talking head and the writer as starting
get pissed about that. Yep, and I and I and
I and I'm with them on that. Some there needs
to be there again, tarn feathering.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, accountability man, accountability.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
All right, So let's go ahead get into this. Uh,
just because this is very different. I don't think we've
really seen this before. I don't recall it. These are
the cabinet meetings that go on uh for is uh
his staff, and it's all being televised. I don't know

(52:36):
if it's if they're all being televised or if it's
just them. You've got reporters in there. They're going around
the table, they're talking through what's going on. Just just
it's interesting. So let's just go and listen to some
of the clips. These are from Anna Matson. Good follow
Anna R. Mattson. If you guys are interested in but
we don't need to hear from Trump. But here here's

(52:56):
hag Seth, and I thought this was this is an
interesting start. Go ahead, Yes, mister President.

Speaker 10 (53:01):
We just got back from Panama last night. We were
at the Panama Canal with their selfcom Commander Ships FA
teen's troops and signed a couple of historic deals, one
which is with the Panama Canal Authority a framework for
US vessels first and free through the Panama Canal, and
then also a memorandum of understanding with their Security Minister

(53:26):
for the presidence of US troops Fort Sherman. It's an
old US base there, as well as their naval station
and air station, jointly with Panama to secure the Panama
Canal from Chinese influence.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
That's something you said.

Speaker 10 (53:38):
We're taking back the canal. China's had too much influence
Obama and others let them creep in. We along with
Panama are pushing him out, sir. And so we had
a very successful trip. Their president, President Malino, sends his regards,
very complimentary of the US. He's a great ally, and
I think they want the communist Chinese out and with

(54:00):
our troops, they're partnering with their forces we've got a
chance to push them all the way out, sir.

Speaker 11 (54:05):
We've moved a lot of troops to Panama and filled
up some areas that we used to have and we
didn't have any longer, but we have them now and
I think it's in very good control.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Keep in mind, this is theater. There's a lot of
theater here, but this is an interesting piece of transparency though,
I think, which is which is really really fascinating.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah, I yes, it's theater, but there's also an element
of transparency here because well, Haig Seth probably rehearsed that
and maybe even had somebody right down talking points for him.
It's still what the fuck he's been doing this last
couple of weeks. We had no idea what the Obama
or Biden administrations were doing, or Trump's last administration for

(54:52):
that matter. He was fighting so many internal wars. We
had no idea what was going on till the very end.
And so I you know, this level of transparen rancy
and not just having the you know, White House Press
secretary give you talking points and and you know, headlines,
but at the actual people who are doing the work, Like, Hey, Trump,
you told us you wanted Chinese influence lesson Panama. We

(55:15):
went down there and secured that. I mean, that's fun, dude.
That's how the military runs, That's how businesses run, that's
how you know, small city municipality governments run. You have
to Everyone has someone to report to, and they should
be reporting to the American people. We should see every
word of every one of these cabinet meetings.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
It did this? Did this look like your own staff meeting?

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I mean mine are a bit more fun, but sort
of Yeah. Well there's accountability.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Accountability that yeah, says like an element of crazy accountability
that's in there. This is a Secretary of Transportation, Sean Duffy.
I want to thank you as well for the ship
building EO.

Speaker 9 (56:02):
Again, to build ships, we also need mariners to sail
those ships. I was just up at King's Point for
the Merchant Marine Academy a couple of days ago, and
we have some of the greatest young men and women
who are learning how to be mechanical engineers to rebuild
and fix the engines on those ships, but also how
to sail ships. I would tell you that over the

(56:24):
past decades this academy has become it needs some loves
it's been a little bit dilapidated. We have to invest
in sailors, and I appreciate you taking the initiative to
be a global power. We have to build ships and
have sailors to sail those ships. These are the very
people that help PETE should we come into points of
crisis to support the military.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
So thank you for that.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
Number Two, the last administration announced three thou two hundred projects,
big beautiful roads and bridges. Most of them are good,
but they announced them. They didn't sign a grand agreement
two hundred, so the money doesn't go out the door
to build the infrastructure in the country. And it's fun
to do an announcement, it's actually the harder work to

(57:05):
put together these grant agreements. So we're doing the work
right now at DOT to get these grant agreements done
and build the projects.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Most of them are good.

Speaker 9 (57:13):
And they also put in all of this green and
social justice requirements.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
On roads and bridges.

Speaker 9 (57:18):
We're pulling all that out and putting the money toward
the infrastructure, not the social movement from the last administration.

Speaker 11 (57:27):
As opposed to green paper mache.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
So a little complementary of the previous regime. Thanks for
getting those that stuff done, but you guys fucked up
and didn't do any deals. But we're thankful you didn't
do any deals because now we can do it right.
I like Sean Duffy, and I'm and I could not
see Booty juice. I'm just gonna keep hacking his name.

(57:56):
I don't care. I can't see him ever doing anything
like that at all.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
No zero accountability, laziest transportation secretary ever ever.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Now this was a big one. I think this is secretary.
This is Secretary of Aboutgriculture, Agriculture, Brook Rawlins.

Speaker 12 (58:19):
So first, we are I would say, more than friends.
We've all become family. And I think that what you
have assembled in your vision is a turning point and
an inflection point in American history. And so just being
a part of that is the greatest honor. So thank
you for that. And again, just the relationships here and
their honor and respect we have for each other is

(58:41):
a reflection of you and your leadership. So I just
want to say that first. The second thing I want
to say is that on behalf of the farmers and ranchers.
Food security is national security. We have to be able
to feed ourselves. And your idea of using tariffs along
with deregulation and tax cuts, but your idea of using
tariffs to ensure that we are putting forward and putting

(59:03):
America first. No one understands that better than our farmers
and our ranchers. But having said that, emerging from four
years of Biden with a thirty percent increase in inputs
for our farmers and ranchers within almost fifty billion dollar
trade deficit when we left the first time, it was zero,
meaning that they are hurting. So the period of uncertainty

(59:25):
we're in, they know that your vision will move us
into an age of prosperity for all Americans, but for
my people, for the farmers and ranchers, unlike any they
have seen before, and I think they are really really
excited and so grateful for your leadership. But also you
have never failed to say that you have the backs

(59:45):
of our farmers and our ranchers. It was the first
phone call that I had after I was voted with
the Senate, and that message just resonates with an almost
an eighty five percent support of you in the last election,
they're with you. Interestingly, the big budget driver at the
United States Department of Agriculture is not farming and ranching
or agriculture. It's food stamps. And so as we emerge

(01:00:09):
and embark Secretary of Kennedy and I on your vision
of making America healthy again, a massive part of that
is realigning and reworking our food stamp program so that
it better serves those who need it. And yeah, to
the point of getting the transgender DEI Green New deal
out of the USDA and realigning is really important. So

(01:00:32):
thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
So we're not gonna we're not going to turn an
eye to the hand job that's going on there, right
because everybody's everybody's kissing the ring everybody here, and we could,
I mean there's plenty here. Go out to animats and
I really appreciate that she went through and took some
of those into those clips.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
But yeah, I clicked it out in the whole thread.
It was really great.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Yeah, the I think for me, the takeaway is that
they're trying to be transparent. I don't know that we're
going to see a ton of these. I think this
is important about getting the actual message versus the the
sensationalized message that comes out every every every freaking day.
The stuff that you're going to see from their White

(01:01:17):
House Press Press Corps. I think this is gonna be
a little bit more raw eventually, you know, once we
start stop getting away from the kissing the ring pieces.
But I like seeing this. I enjoy this stuff. At
least we're we get a little bit of a look
behind the curtain and maybe after a while we're gonna say, well, Okay,
they're all just hand jobs, So that's all this is.

(01:01:38):
It's it's just it's just bullshit, and it could totally
turn out to be like that. But if you start
seeing things get realigned, like they're saying, USDA food stamps,
we start we can already you can already go online
and or online. I've I've had numerous numerous commercials while
I'm watching baseball, basketball, whatever, for shipbuilding all over the place,

(01:02:00):
and they're seriously pushing it. This is like a military
this is there. There's some serious, serious pr going into this.
That's no joke. This is the kind of stuff that
we need. And I'm that kind of charges me up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Yeah. Yeah, it's got a post World War two feel
to it. You know, everybody's just kind of, hey, we've
let our country go into disarray for one reason or
another endless wars in the Middle East. Whatever, it's time
time to you know again, like I said earlier, pull
back borders, start taking care of our own, start building

(01:02:37):
our own shit, stop worrying about what other countries are doing,
and just be the best out there, and then they
can't compete with us anyway. I I like so hard, Yeah, exactly,
it's not hard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
It's already to get there. I don't know. I have
finished my beer. Are you ready for their second beer?
How did yours first one? Fun? Finish?

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Dude? I I I did. I finished mine. I will
tell you that thing really warmed up nicely. I I
got lemon meringue the whole way through that, and towards
the end the gram cracker crust really started to come through. Also,
fucking lemo ringue pie in a glass, dude. I the texture,

(01:03:20):
the consistency, the flavors, it was really good. I you know,
if it if this was a a an earlier show,
like let's say show number seven, this would have qualified
as a as a sex beer. I I mean, I've
just yeah, I've just been through much, through through too
much at this point. That that one's that one's up there.
I mean she's she's definitely coming home with me. But

(01:03:43):
I'm I'm I'm not. I'm not calling the sex beer.
That's that's up to her. Okay, Okay, I I don't,
I don't. Yeah, but it was really just a great beer,
really well done. So how about yours?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I really liked mine, But it was just a I
like this. This was so if I had a four
pack six pack of dark beers, this could totally this
would set up my night. And in fact, this is
one of those beers. I could have one of these
in a night and I'm getting the full experience. I'm
getting the journey. I'm getting a great taste, not getting

(01:04:16):
a ton of alcohol. It's just a nice gear shift,
a nice retreat. Yeah, I'm really digging this one, very
very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
All right, let's uh, let's get in the beer too,
shall we do it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Do it? I like those little breaks, a little break
at the mint, little halftime show kind of gives us
a chance to reset, we got some tunes going on
and get kind of rejacked up for the second half
of the show. So I always liked doing that. And yes, yeah,

(01:04:55):
and yes, Tay, I do take a leak during the yep.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I also I also have to peep.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Um all right. I saw this beer and knew instantly
that it was coming home with me. This is Corporate
Retreat by Cerebral Brewing. It's a barrel aged big beer

(01:05:24):
and age twelve to forty six months in a blend
of Leopold Brothers Old Fitzgerald will It bourbon and bliss
maple syrup bourbon barrels conditioned on blueberries, maple, cinnamon, granola
and Tahitian vanilla. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Wow, Yeah, that's a keeper. That's marriage material right there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Yeah, I uh, that might be like a one date
and I'll just give me the vows.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Just looking just fucking bend the knee man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Pouring it out. You can hear it thick much luck,
my love, super dark. This is ten this is ten
W forty mm oh and the nose on it. Yeah,
it is bourbon barrel aged blueberries. There is no doubt.

(01:06:28):
This is gonna be Yeah, this is gonna be crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Hell, I might call it for you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
Oh oh oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yeah, this is this is there's this is a no doubter.
This is absolute. This is love and sex and and
everything that's good and sloppy and you have to towel
off afterwards, and then you probably lick it anyway, and like,
fuck it, I'm just gonna stick my face in there
and roll around a little bit longer. And it's fourteen

(01:07:25):
point two. So oh, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Now you're cooking with gas.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
And little only a little bit of burn at the end,
just enough to say you're you're yeah, that's the stuff,
all right? What do you got? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Well, I kind of the same thing. I this is
not quite as complex as your beer. But when I
saw it, I I mean I knew it had to
come home with me and actual my my wife. We
went to beer Stein last night with a buddy and
so my wife picked out some mystery beers there but

(01:08:09):
also found this one and was like, here, I also
got you to an extra prize and I and I
as soon as I saw it, I just, you know,
give her a hug with a little tear in my eye.
This is from Monkless. So Monkless does all Belgian ales,
everything from your do bells, triples to quads, and they

(01:08:31):
I have yet to have a bad beer from them.
They follow old world recipes and they put a new
spin on them and they're just they're just flawless. They're
just they're just tremendous. Got a really cool thing going on.
But this one is called poor Poor Pitiful Me. It's
it's poor as and p o you are, poor, poor

(01:08:53):
pitiful me. Belgian style quad aged on cherries, so not
for the faint of heart. Poor Poor Pitiful Me is
aged and fermented over cherries to produce a ripe and
full flavor profile encompassed by a rich, decadent mouthfeel and
dynamic finish. This brilliant Belgian style quad is rich with

(01:09:14):
distinct cherry, dark fruit and chocolate aromas that just sing
in the glass. So I mean, you know, absolute no
brainer to have this one on the show. I contemplated
having it last night when we got home, and I
was like, no, this is this has to be a
show beer, you know, gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
So here we go, monlus dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Just the nose on this thing is like a like
a like a cherry, like a cherry soda, lots of cherry.
And this is a ten percent so not a not
a huge beer, but enough for you go, hey, there's
some there's some booze in there, so you can kind
of get that on the nose on the nose, m

(01:10:01):
hm oh god, oh wow. Okay, surprisingly not as much
cherry as I would have thought. But it's it's dark cherries,
so nothing sour about it. It's it's the sweet, almost pungent,
like like these cherries were two days from going too

(01:10:24):
ripe and then they threw them in there. Yeah okay,
And and a little bit of chocolate. I I do
get that they're that they are calling out some chocolate
in there, but the chocolate's almost part of the dark,
earthy fruit that's in their really unique beer. What a
what a nice quad wow? Nice? Like I said, they

(01:10:47):
take an old world recipe and then they put a
new spin on it and you just don't know always
what you're gonna get with them. And but it's always
good beer, so good, really good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
So how how sweet is it? That's always it's always something,
not nothing at all.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Huh no, uh, maybe a little bit on the back end.
But the sweet you get is from the Belgian not
the cherries. The cherries, like I said, there are more
that that almost fermented fruit. You know, when you bite
that cherry that's just like like a little bit on
the south side of ripe. That's what I'm tasting. And

(01:11:25):
it's and it's it's it's like savory, That's what I'm getting.
What's the flavor note? Sweet sour? Better like umami or
whatever it is? Ummmy is like the sixth the sixth. Yeah,
that's what I'm getting here. This is a savory beer.
This is not sweeter sour, it really is. It's it's
hitting really different areas on my tongue here that I'm

(01:11:49):
I'm not used to. That's what she said. But this
is this is and again not to get sexual, but
this is going deeper than I would expect a quad.
You know how quad's like they hit you on the
front end and and you're just like, well, yep, yep,
that's a quad. This is like, this is subtle it,
I mean, nothing happens until after you swallow. God, everything

(01:12:11):
I'm saying now just sounds like a fucking porno. But
that's pretty That's how it is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Yeah, it was super good, great beer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Really, I'm curious to I'm curious to see how it
warms up then, because a lot of quads as they
get they get the tones get a little bit more accentuated,
and some some other flavors might come out a little
bit more. So that's gonna be interesting. I wouldn't be well,
I'm gonna I wouldn't be surprised if this turns into
a sex beer by the end of that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
It might, it might, it might.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
All right, that's monk Let's brewing, and that's how they're
out of Bend, Oregon. So if you guys are interested
to go check them out. Fits you know, Jurassic Park.
Uh uh, it was the thing and nature. I think
the big takeaway is nature finds a way right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Right to keep things going, Thank you, doctor Malcolm.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yep, right, and uh, this past week cop kind of
the couple past well this week for sure, and then
they kind of had the Uh they stuck their toe
in the water with the the what the hell was it?
The wooly mammoth and mice. Yeah, we've got dire wolves.

(01:13:36):
Apparently this is a thing, and I was it just
time for us to really start going into getting into
genetics and really getting in hard. And he decided that
dire wolves were the place to start.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Here's the thing. I think I think they've been into genetics.
You know, Hitler famously was uh and and this is
well documented. I'm not I'm not pulling shit out of
my ass here. I mean he did a lot of stuff.
Well he didn't, but his scientists did a lot of
stuff with genetics. He was trying to combine insect DNA
with human DNA to make his soldiers more resilient and

(01:14:13):
more strong. I mean literally like like human spider man.
I mean, that's where the idea came from, right, And
so I think, you know, people have been into this
for a long time. Obviously they didn't know what they
were doing back then, but they were still trying it.
And now that we've mapped the entire human genome and
several other species, clearly we've mapped the wolf and dog

(01:14:35):
genome because I I don't know if you're gonna play
this clip, but I but one of the scientists was
talking about what they did. And they just took a
gray wolf, which is the biggest existing wolf right now,
and they changed like two or three genes. They just
they just turn them around a little bit from information
they got from like dental records and bones from a
dire wolf. And uh and then and there you go,

(01:14:58):
like they're ninety nine point nine percent close. Anyway, they
just changed a little bit and boom, you've got a
dire wolf, which is for those of you who don't know,
I mean, go watch Game of Thrones. But dire wolves
are supposed to be you know, anywhere from five and
a half to seven feet at the shoulder, I mean,

(01:15:18):
just giant giant animals, you know, things that can take
down a giraffe type size of animal, and and and
carnivore I mean, well technically omnivore, but you know, they
definitely are hunters of us in the past, and so

(01:15:39):
it's kind of frightening but also pretty cool. I'm not
gonna lie. I think this is cool shit. I just
also don't think we should be meddling with nature. That's
just my personal opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Well, I well, let's play some some of the state
from our chief from Colossal Biosciences. This is their chief
science officer. We'll go and let her talk for a minute.

Speaker 13 (01:16:09):
Let's talk about the direwolf project. Some of y'all are
real mad about this, and I want to address a
few things first. There are some fair points out there
that I want to acknowledge. For one, can we call
this a dire wolf if it isn't one hundred percent
identical genetically to dire wolves in the past. It begs
some interesting questions about what exactly defines a species. There

(01:16:31):
are around thirty different definitions for species floating around in
the world of biology. By some our animals would be
considered dire wolves. By others, they wouldn't. Some of you
have also made the point that gray wolves are not
the closest living relative to the dire wolf. There was,
in fact, a paper published in twenty twenty one. I

(01:16:52):
was a co author of that paper that said we
couldn't clearly tell where direwolves fell in the canid evolutionary tree.
But the paper we submitted today many of the same authors,
we show that the direwolf lineage first formed by an
ancient hybridization event between two now extinct canid lineages. This,
in fact, is one of the reasons we couldn't solve

(01:17:13):
the problem before. Now that we have more data, we
can see that along the path to being the dire
wolves of the Ice age, there was a ton of
inner breeding with the lineage that eventually evolved into gray wolves.
We can say with confidence that dire wolves are more
closely related to gray wolves than they are to jackals.
Our academic paper is up on bioarchive and has been

(01:17:34):
submitted for peer review, so if you get it to review,
be nice. I'll also say that in an ideal world,
this would have been posted at the same time as
the announcement, but the New Yorker broke the embargo, and
let's just say it threw off our timeline. Another common
argument being made is that this is not a true
de extinction. I take some issue with that, but I

(01:17:58):
understand the confusion. So let's talk about what de extinction
actually is. In twenty sixteen, the IUCN Species Survival Commission
publish a report that defined de extinction as the process
of creating an organism that resembles an extinct species. That's
not our definition. It was written by an international team

(01:18:18):
of scientists, and no I was not one of them.
The goal of this project, and all of our de
extinction projects, is not to create perfect genetic copies of
individual animals. It's about restoring ecological functions and enhancing biodiversity.
It's about developing technology capable of adding robustness and resilience

(01:18:39):
to our ecosystems. It's about doing something powerful and precise
in the face of our current extinction crisis. Ultimately, you
can call these animals gray wolves with twenty genetic edits
reflecting the dire wolf traits of increased size, broader skull shape,
increased shoulder strength and leg muscularity, and a light colored, thick,

(01:19:00):
dense coat. And yes, the light coat is something we
found in the ancient DNA of our two dire wolves
both had variants in three pigmentation genes suggesting light coats,
despite that the specimens lived sixty thousand years apart. You
can call these animals proxy dire wolves or colossals direwolves.
All of that would be correct. We chose to call

(01:19:22):
them dire wolves because they look like dire wolves and
reflect the key traits we found by sequencing their genome.
At the end of the day, we are a species
preservation company. That's how we've always described our company and
our mission. On the practical side, this work has major
implications for wolf conservation and the genetic rescue of the
red wolf. We believe that by building the de extinction toolkit,

(01:19:46):
we can better protect living species of today. One of
the innovations driven by the Mammoth Project has been the
development of a vaccine for EEHV, the number one killer
of juvenile Asian elephants. In captivity suit of de extincting
the thylacine, we were able to edit genes of an
endangered northern quoll to make it resistant to cane to toxin.

(01:20:08):
The same goes for any de extinction project that we
drive forward. You can make similar arguments against many of
the great scientific pursuits.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
There's only about thirteen eighteen seconds left of that. I
get where they're coming from. I do, and I go
back and forth. I'm listening to somebody who's so passionate
about what they're doing the science, and I believe.

Speaker 12 (01:20:39):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
I first of all, I want to buy stock in
this company, right right, I want to buy stock in
this company because it's not going to stop with the
dire wolves. It is, and I think we'll get into
some other stuff. Why why we don't think that there's
nothing about that that is playing sky Wizard. Okay, there's

(01:21:03):
nothing about that. This that isn't godlike what they're doing.
When you're when you're talking about making a species more resilient,
you're saying that that species should not die off. And
I'm a firm believer that some species need to die
off in order for evolution to continue. I don't know

(01:21:26):
that I like it, but I kind of want up
chunk of that company. I feel kind of awkward about it,
especially after Best Shapiro here, the chief science officer for
Colossal Biosciences.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Yeah, I'm I'm a pretty firm I'm a pretty firm
believer in evolution, I guess. And I'm not saying that,
you know, I'm discounting the creation theory. I think the

(01:22:02):
creation theory and evolution are one and the same. I
think there's major gaps in the fossil record that are unexplainable,
and so who knows, who knows, you know, other other
worldly forces had to be at play. But at the
end of the day, for whatever reason, if it was
because of humans or not, if the dire wolf went extinct,

(01:22:25):
then the dire wolf's extinct. It's gone, and it and
it probably it probably should be gone. I mean, there's
hundreds of thousands of species we can point to that,
for one reason or another, are extinct. And I'm not
saying that it's okay for us to go and decimate

(01:22:46):
an entire population of beatles just for you know, an
acre of rainforest that we want. That's not okay either.
I'm not I'm not condoning that. I'm not advocating for that,
but I'm saying that. You know, when the last Ice
age receded, the dire wolves died off and and the
species changed, it morphed, it turned into a smaller, more

(01:23:08):
nimble animal, the gray wolf. I I don't know, I'm
I'm with you. I think this company probably has a
bright future because we are coming to a point of
human evolution where we can really and the Chinese are
already doing it. They're already you know, custom making kids,

(01:23:29):
custom making twins or triplets, you know how tall, how
boy or girl. They're they're messing with these things. And
so I think we're entering into an age when our natural,
our own evolution is gonna take us to a point
of fuck me, man, I mean, are we talking about
eugenics here? Are we? Are we talking about you know,

(01:23:52):
filtering out all our down syndrome and and any any
sort of predisp position to answer. And I mean there's
some real good benefits that could come from all of this,
you know. I I it depends on the day, on
which side of the fence I land On because part
of me thinks it's a good thing. The other side
is like, uh, this is fucking terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
I feel like evolution is the genetic manipulation. If something
doesn't evolve, then well yeah, there it was that that
lineage ends there because it couldn't handle it. I okay,

(01:24:37):
you're you're bringing back dire wolves. I like that you
went into that. No, we get it that it's not
an actual dire wolf. We get that we're giving them
traits that were found because we had the DNA. Cool.
I would love to see where these dogs are, these
wolves are in the next year. Yeah, I mean, I mean,

(01:25:01):
and you could. I mean, let let me let me
play that other clip, let me play the I mean,
these are these are wolves. There's there. I have no
doubt about that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Oh yeah, they're wolves. They're not they're not dogs. They're
not related to to my puppylves.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I have no doubt that they're wolves at all. I
just there's such an ethical concern there because we're getting
into you know, I mean there's Crisper you know fan
crisper fiction. It has been around forever. I mean, there's
some pretty scary stuff that's been dreamed up. Do we

(01:25:55):
want to get into a place where you can pretty
much go and say, I'm gonna pa, I want to
pick out my dog, my kid. I want blonde hair,
blue eyes. I want them to be able to jump
like Jordan and be as fast as as good as
swimmer as Michael Phelps, and as fast as Carl Lewis right,
or I mean you are ordering off a menu. I

(01:26:17):
mean imagine that that's basically what they're proving is capable now.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
I yeah, I mean again, I think you know humans
have been genetically MODI I mean, don't fool yourself. GMOs
are not a new thing. We've been genetically modifying living organisms.
Sin sure, at least the last ice age. I mean,
the wheat that we're eating now, even the wheat that
we ate fifty years ago, was genetically modified. The strawberries

(01:26:49):
the I mean, if you've ever had a wild strawberry,
like an actual heirloom wild strawberry, they're about the size
of your fingernail. They smell amazing, and their taste, their
flavor is so pungent. I mean, you just you can't
get over it. The shit you get in the store
is not a real strawberry. That's been genetically modified. Same

(01:27:10):
with avocados, Same with tomatoes. Tomatoes are not supposed to
be giant the size of your fist. They're supposed to
be little cherry tomatoes. That's how they grow naturally. So
you know, we've been doing this for thousands of years
literally for our own benefit. Cows are not a natural species.
We domesticated them. Same with dogs. I mean, we all

(01:27:31):
know the history. So now the fact that just the
fact that we reached the point of technology that we're
going backwards. We're like, hey, yeah, we domesticated these things,
Now let's make some really big wild ones. That's kind
of wild, dude, that's like okay, but but why? And

(01:27:51):
here's the thing too, is they've only bred what two
or three I'm ok I'm okay with that. I think
if they were like, hey, we feel like these things
need a pack of twenty, I might have some concern,
like you're going to just release those into in the
Yellowstone and just let them go nuts Like that could

(01:28:13):
get out of hand real quick. So I I think
if there's guardrails, which god damn, I mean famous last words, right,
if there's guardrails on this, sure, I think we're okay.
But the guardrails never seem to hold or or they
They're a constant moving goalpost. You know they're there, they
never stay put, and so I don't know it's I

(01:28:35):
will say this, it's a brave new world. I mean
ten years ago, if we would have talked about the ship,
we would have been laughed off the fucking year. And
now like this is relevant news because it's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
And it's and it's a it's a clear narrative this week. Oh,
it is a clear narrative. Absolutely. Yes, let me ask
you this before I want to go off the deep
end here in a second, but I want to ask
you this. Are we just make evolution more efficient? I?

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Yes, I think whatever we are in the evolutionary span
of the Earth, we're kind of the end all be
all where we're actually able to manipulate evolution itself. So yes,
I and I think, like I said, we've been doing
it for a long time. We just keep getting better

(01:29:27):
and better and better at it and to the point
where we can create things that are long gone. All right,
I mean, what if there was a Jurassic Park, Dude,
would you go? Would you go?

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
I would too. I mean, it's totally like, just forget
the movie and all that. And I know there's danger
and an element of danger in there, but I would
too to see a living walking dinosaur. I would go,
and I think most people would. I So yeah, I
mean it's scary, but also I'm here for it. I

(01:30:09):
why not embrace it. We're not gonna stop it. It's
not like we're all gonna go back to the horse
and Buggy. We're not all gonna give up our cell
phones tomorrow. So what's what's tomorrow really gonna bring?

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
If it's Jurassic Park, let's fucking go. Let's have my
sixtieth birthday at Jurassic Park. Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
That would be That would be fantastic. I'd be so
in with that. I like that, Aaron, if they get
rid of my down syndrome, reels isn't referring to Instagram
new horrible horrible person view and I laugh every time. Um, Okay,

(01:30:56):
you know the new Jurassic Park movie comes out on
July second, right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, Yeah, and it's got, it's got. It's gotten really
bad reviews so far, but I'm kind of into it
for the cast.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Scarlet Johansson's in it exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
I'm all for scar Joe running from a dinosaur. That's
That's really what I mean by cast I just want
her running away from a dinosaur. That I might put
that in slow mo and jerk off to it. I'm
just saying, just saying.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
I think R. R. Martin has a new book or
movie coming out. I think also, I just want to
point that out. Let's see, I think it's November thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Maybe Winds of Winter or whatever. Yeah, yeah, I saw
I Well that's not true. I didn't see the whole thing.
I started watching the first few seconds of the preview
for it YouTube, and then it was it was interrupting
my vibe. So I stopped it, like I didn't see that. Yeah,

(01:32:09):
all right, I did. I did see it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
All right, you get to play genetic master. What what
are you fucking with? First? And why?

Speaker 7 (01:32:22):
God?

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
I you know what? This is going to be kind
of a weird answer, I think. And I so, you know,
no judgment, please, I might I might actually start trying.
I might try and fuck with my own DNA. Yeah,
I and I and I A because I feel like

(01:32:45):
that's the most ethical thing to do, Like instead of
fucking with some other living creatures DNA that they have
no choice. I'm making the choice consciously and I'm and
I'm volunteering and I'm doing it. But b I mean,
you know, we've talked about this on the show before.
But when I was like at twelve, dude, like I
was at a young age, I very much wanted to

(01:33:06):
have sex with women. But also when I made that
decision decision I made at this same exact moment, I
made the decision that I didn't want kids. I was
never gonna have kids. I don't want kids because this
genetic line needs to die with me. So I mean,
why not fuck with my genetics because I'm not I

(01:33:26):
don't have any progeny. There's nobody who has to, you know,
pay the consequences of whatever fuck up I make. But
imagine if I could reset myself to thirty, or if
I could grow five inches in five months, or if
I could you know, pack on eighty pounds a muscle
in a few weeks. I mean, I think that would

(01:33:46):
be kind of cool, just to see what your body's
capable of. What I mean, what's possible. So that's, like
I said, I know, that's not what you were going
at gett into. But I that's what I would do.
I would fuck with myself, which I guess maybe that's
just masturbation. I don't know, but that's what I would do.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
What about you, Hey, J have a good night. Man,
thanks for stopping in. Mm hm oh man, you went
the altruistic way. That was a really nice way of
doing that. That was really really good. All right, I'll
be the heathen. Okay, I I want dinosaurs. Would be amazing,

(01:34:27):
bring back dinosaurs. Fuck it, let's let's let's see some
some real raw like actual animals. I think the wooly
mammoth would be cool to see. Yeah, that would be fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Where I want to go with this conversation really is
kind of like what you were talking about. But what
can I do if I know that I'm getting sick?
How can I repair mhm? Not that I want to
live forever, but like like in the case of okay,

(01:35:12):
you you you know you've got cancer, can we change
my genes so that I'm hyper able to kill the cancer?

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
I think that would be abum mee abum me or
bad back or well yeah, yeah, agreed. I think I
think that would be fucking awesome. I would I would
do gene therapy for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a
there's a podcast out there. I can't remember these dudes' names.
They they're they're actually it's a it's a YouTube channel,

(01:35:46):
but they're they're huge. They've got like over a million
or a million and a half yews or something. But these
two guys are they're they they sound unintelligent, but they're
actually very intelligent guys. And they they basically just talk
about different scenarios like like who would win, uh, you know,

(01:36:07):
biggest of the big baboon versus the biggest of the
big wolverine? Like who would win in that fight you
put them in a cage? Like who's walking out of there?
Like say, they just do this constantly, like endlessly, like
who would win a polar bear or grizzly like and
it's fascinating conversation because it makes you think. But one
of the one of the questions that they came up with,

(01:36:27):
which was along the lines of what we're talking about,
was if all insects were the size of a large dog. Okay,
which insect would be the most terrifying?

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Oh god?

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Okay, So yeah, so so you're talking about wasps are
now the size of you know, a pit. Ants are
the size of a of a pit. Fucking moths, I
mean pretty much any insect that size starts to get
really scary. And they they settled on a mosquito. And

(01:37:04):
I'm not saying that wouldn't be terrifying, because it would,
but they're just like, they just want a little bit
of your blood and then they're they're gonna move on.
And yeah, you might have a pretty big wound from
that size of a mosquito, but I think you'd live
through it. I don't think you would live through a
black widow spider bite that's the size of a fucking

(01:37:25):
rottweiler or a piple. I just don't think you live
through that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Any spiders that size, And I think any when you
get anything the size of a great Dane, let's take
it even farther than a pit, because you got some
great Danes that are just insanely big. Oh yeah, no,
I don't want to deal with any Can you imagine
some of the ship that comes out of Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Right fu Yeah, praying mantis. Oh see now that praying mantis.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
That's not good. There's nothing, nothing good comes from that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
They can fly also, and they have those fucking swords,
those hooks.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Yeah, yeah, goddamn swords. They're they're yeah, fucking katanas on
the end the end of their little fucking retarded arms.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Yep. I would I I love listening those guys because
I'm like, shit, I never would have thought to even
ask the question, but now that you asked it, like,
let's fucking think through this anyway. I just thought that
was funny and kind of going along lines with of
what you were saying, like if we could, if we
start messing with nature, it's gonna start messing back, and

(01:38:35):
you start getting around to, you know, things that are
really small it can still kill you like a black widow,
and you make it big. That's that. There's no happy
ending to that, to that story. I mean, that's that's scary, all.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Right, Let's mess with nature somewhere. I can't verify this.
I didn't spend a lot of time on it. It
did pop up. It's off a Dom Lucre's account, So
I'm I think it's.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Okay, we'll see grain of salt. But yeah, I think
so too. I give it some credence.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
So this is a woman who has lost both of
her hands. She has prosthetics, robotics, and this video it
looks like she's at a concert or some kind of event.
She's on the ground and the prosthetic is it it
reacts to her neurological signals her essentially, Yeah, but it's

(01:39:36):
but it's but it's it's it's an extension of her well.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
She it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
This video has her on the ground and she's just
watching her hand crawling towards a beer, it looks like,
and she's the one who's willing it to go forward,
because that's what she's telling it to do with shed.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
He detaches it like Darth Vader style, Like it's just
the hand on the ground and she's making it crawl
towards the beer. It's wild. Shit, it's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
I've never seen this anything like this, And maybe it
could be AI. I don't know, but I think it
fits in our conversation because while this isn't a genetic change,
this is a robotic change. This is this is let's
go ahead and take AI and put it into my prosthetics.

(01:40:33):
This is fucking freaky.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
It is I mean, I mean, every Marvel movie basically
was was cautioning against this when you have superhumans or
superhuman powers, you know, age of Ultron. I also think
about uh oh shit, uh Shaun Chee, Yes, he had

(01:40:57):
the uh he had the guy with the with the
sword arm. I mean every assassin on the planet just
looked at this girl and was like, huh, what are
the possibilities there? What could I do with that? Yeah?
Kind of terrifying. And again I mean cell phones. Don't

(01:41:17):
kid yourself. We're all cyborgs at this point. We rely
on these cell phones. We are half human half technology
right now. The cell phones that the self driving cars,
the drones in the air above us, the computers. We
are so integrated into technology, not the other way around.

(01:41:37):
Technology did not integrate to us. We integrated into technology.
We are in it. We are becoming cyborgs, slowly but surely.
So imagine, I mean fifty years from now, you know
that kind of thing's the norm. You can take off
your hand and put on an egg whipper, you know,

(01:41:57):
a mixing machine, and then take off that and then
put on a sword and practice your martial arts, and
then take that off and put on a fucking propeller
and fly up to your neighbor's house. That's sixty stories up.
I mean, the possibilities are in the gadget. It's crazy,
okay crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
I think what all of our listeners are wondering is
if you knew the tech, what's gonna work exactly as advertised?
No doubt about it. Okay, no doubt. This is an upgrade.
It's you're gonna add this prothetic prosthetic. Would you and

(01:42:40):
you could have multiple ones of these, would you chop
off your dick and put in.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Yes, you don't even have to finish. Yes. I'm not
saying I'm unhappy about them with my equipment. I'm just
saying you said upgrade. So if I'm a let's say
I'm a seven, Okay, just throwing out to random number

(01:43:11):
and eight. It's better than a seven. I'm taking it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
What so you could go to your your your wife
and say, honey, uh, yeah, you know, you know it's
gonna happens. It's gonna happen, right, everybody's in the mood.
And do you want dick number one, Dick number two,
and Dick number three. Yeah, like they're all like like

(01:43:39):
they've got different attributes. Yeah, and you can have whatever
you want.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Do you want the rabbit? You want the anal beads?
Do you want the vibrating fucking jackhammer? What do you?
What do you want? I'm I'm again, I'm not into
sex for having kids, so I'm I'm just saying it
for like watching her exploded with pleasure. So let's do this.

(01:44:04):
I'll get mine.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
I want to know how many bluetooth prosthetics I can attach,
because yeah, because this chick, she's watching her hand walk
off right, it's it's leaving the screen, so I should
be able to go ahead. And I have my dong

(01:44:31):
doing its thing and it's attached to me, and why
couldn't I have another one doing something else? And I
get all it's all attached, right, I mean it's all
I'm like, like my nerve centers are all attached to it.
So I'm getting all the pleasure and she's getting all
the pleasure. And it's just like a fucking circus.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
Brings the whole meaning to one in the pink, two
in the stink, yes or whatever. I don't know. That's
what I do, but other people do it the other way.
I I'm all for. It's a brave new world I
and listen, I'm not I'm not. I'm not trying to

(01:45:09):
be disparaging. This is gonna sound very hypnotical.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Oh no, no, very no.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
But this is gonna sound very critical, not hypocritical. It's
gonna sound critical. But this this new generation of teens
to twenty eight year olds, you know, eighteen to twenty
eight year olds that are becoming sexually active. Most of
them have never actually had sex, Like, so what what
difference do they know? They don't, they have no idea.
Just put on the prosthetic and yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
Mean everything's a fucking anime. Why not exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:45:42):
I mean, they they know their own hands better than
they know other people. So I I mean, I think
this might be the way of the world. And then
and then if you actually want to have a kid,
you know, you hire some firm with it with a
test tube and some you know, one hundred year old
sperm and you make a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
Well you can you you I mean, after you you've
harvest yourself, right, I mean, you harvest yourself, then you
can go when you can genetically modify your your your goods. Yeah,
that's what I want my DNA to be like just
like that. So I'm gonna be six ft six, two
hundred and fifty pounds, built like a fucking linebacker, just

(01:46:24):
a brick fucking house. Incredible intuition, incredible in who's gonna pick?

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Who's gonna pick the five foot two thief? Like nobody everyone,
You're just it's gonna be a war of escalation. In
thirty years, you'd have a land of giants of just
like ten foot tall fucking vikings. Uh. And they're all
with an IQ of three hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
So would you have to have some physical limitations? I
wonder if there would be physical limitations would go along
with that, because you think about bone structure unless you're
up creating the DNA, the bone structure, so that's hardened.
Getting bigger, that's going to get more Like, you're not
going to be able to build somebody my size that's
going to be able to run a three two forty

(01:47:12):
or whatever. Right, it's that's not gonna happen. But you
could take somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
How was how big was the freak? You remember that
that that guy from the NFL, That guy was big.
I think, yeah, I don't think he was taller than you,
but he was.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
He weighed more, he was a fucking beast. That dude that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
Ran a four or five. Yeah, any any and he
had a forty two inch vertical or some ship like
I I I actually think. I mean, we know that
Neanderthal DNA. We know that their bones were more dense
than ours. So add in a little bit bit of
Neanderthal DNA in there, make the bones more dense, make

(01:47:54):
the muscle mass bigger. We know what what you can
do with creatine and and pro team, make your muscle
mass more susceptible, more porous for rope proteins and cretein.
I mean, you know, the Schwartzeneggers of the world. I mean,
he was a phendom, but he's nothing compared to the

(01:48:15):
guys at what they're doing now. He's small compared to
what the guys who are winning the heavyweight body lift
or a bodybuilding competitions. He would he would lose every time.
Oh yeah, it's it's it's it's nuts. I mean, we
are doing this, it's just we're not doing it with
computer science or genetic engineering yet. But once once AI

(01:48:37):
takes hold, sky's a limit. Dude, I don't know. I mean,
let's let's create some superhumans. I will be around to
see it. What the fuck do I care?

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
So let's go down now, let's now, let's go and
look at this totally from a capitalistic standpoint. What So,
you've got this this super specialty in a let's just
say gingers, right, because there's not a ton of them
as fun they're going crazy as fucking they're angry. And

(01:49:08):
yet exactly so you've got can you put your DNA
out on a some kind of site, yeah, like a
crypto market, right eBay, And you've got this, Yeah, you've

(01:49:29):
got this really unique DNA that allows you you know this,
this this the piercing eyes, the super red hair, like,
you should be able to sell your DNA, right, I
mean that's I don't know if that's considered intellectual property,
but we may even get to the point where that's

(01:49:49):
considered intellectual property.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
I mean we might. I not only should you be
allowed to sell it, you should be allowed to sell
it at a premium, like like to the highest bidder.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
Look, you you want you want these pecks, You want
this dick, you want these blue eyes? Pay up, motherfucker.
Set me and mine up for the next six generations
and yours and you and yours might be set up
after that post. But again, you know, we're we're literally
we're talking about eugenics right now. We're talking about we

(01:50:25):
weeding out the genetic mistakes. Yeah, exactly, the impurity.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
The considered impurities. We're not saying this is a good thing.
We're talking about where you have the ability to filter
those things out. We're at that point not saying it's good.
We're not we're not proposing this is awesome to do,
but this is what this is the baggage that comes
with it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
That was my next point was like the philosopher and me,
you know, rears his head at this point and says,
but wait, you know, the the the hard parts in
my life life were the things that made me the
man who I am. It wasn't it wasn't you know.
I wasn't six foot three, I wasn't the best athlete
on the field. I got made fun of, I got

(01:51:10):
picked on, I got thrown in trash cans when I
was a kid. That that shit all made me tougher.
It made me better. It made me want to think
more and be ahead of the curve and work out
and learn martial arts and all of these things. Imagine
if I had just come out six foot three and
everything came easy and nobody picked on me. And I'm

(01:51:31):
not disparaging you McShane six foot three, but I'm just
saying I wouldn't be the person I am. You had
your own struggles. These these are these are the things
that make us men, that make us women, that make
us strong humans for the next generation. And I and
I there's a strong word of caution if you're going
to start minimizing those things and saying, hey, there's no

(01:51:55):
chance that you're going to have a son or daughter
that has Down syndrome, or that that is just not
quite as smart as everybody else, or is so smart
that that school just doesn't make sense to them, Like
there has to be that variability otherwise. I feel like
we're minimizing the human experience. That's really what it is.

(01:52:16):
We're here to experience lots of different things from lots
of different points of view, and I think we lose
a lot of that. I mean, what, you're going to
start breeding Republicans, You're gonna start breeding true, true blue Democrats.
That's I mean, that's scary, right.

Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
I don't like your point of view. I don't like
you as a general, So I'm going to make sure
that you aren't able to multiply.

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
I'm gonna yea, I'm gonna breed you out exactly. We're
talking Nazi ship, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
This is definitely Nazi ship. This is not this is
not yeah, but this is where we're where we are
going to be. These are the kind of kind kind
of decisions that are going to end up being made.
I mean, we're talking the big stuff this week. Oh
my gosh, I gotta get a real id. I don't
want to do that. It's too much. Okay, but do
you see what's happening with genetics. We're talking about refining

(01:53:11):
genomes and building animals that haven't been around for years,
which is going, well, millennium, not not a millennium, thousands
and thousands of years, ten thousand years. Yeah, And it's
like you get to the point where I kind and
this is kind of that This is really says a
lot about the the the the atmosphere right now as

(01:53:35):
a whole. We're so bitchy about first world issues, yeah,
that it's like we're missing the other stuff that's going on. Yeah,
and maybe that's what that maybe that's why. Maybe that's
what the whole point is. Yeah, concentrate on Israel. You
guys get getting the little Israel thing. You guys be

(01:53:56):
really angry about Israel and Palestine real id you know,
stock market's going into shitter. No, there's yeah, I think
it's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
I don't know. I I think what's what is not
up for debate, And and I mean because everybody you
talk to is feeling it. And I don't care if
you talk to like a blue haired liberal and nose
piercing in the whole thing, or if you talk to
a staunch Republican who walks around with a shotgun strapped

(01:54:31):
on their back. Change is coming. In fact, it's already happening.
I mean, we have we have really big things happening.
Don't do not minimize the tariff threat that that Trump
put out there. He he, he pushed a domino and
and the next domino has already fallen, and it's just

(01:54:52):
going to keep going down the line. And so I
think the next let's just say six months, I'm even
gonna My personal feeling is the next three months is
gonna be wild. And we've been saying this for a
while it's actually now happening. I mean we said it
on election night, like the next few months is gonna
be wild. Well, guess what. It's only been three months

(01:55:13):
since he got inaugurated, and it's been wild. It's been
a fucking ride. I think we're in for more. I
don't think China's gonna take this sitting down. I don't
think Iron's gonna let us just have our way with them.
I don't think Israel is gonna be quiet. I just
I we're in a time of major upheaval and change.

(01:55:34):
And this is all to say to your pointment chain.
If this is all just major distraction for what's really
going on behind the scenes, genetic engineering and and uh,
the fucking real ID turns into you know, the the
CBDC where where we're all controlled socially by whether we're

(01:55:55):
a good citizen or not. I mean that that's a
very real possibility and it's scary as hell and and
so and we're trying to follow all that as closely
as possible. But there's stuff that just isn't known. And
that's the part that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
Yeah, there's always something looking in the back, Yeah, there
always is. And while we love doing this show, and
and and dealing with the news and the narratives and
making fun of all this shit. We we know full
well that this is not this is not the big play. No,
there's always something that's lingering behind something that we're going

(01:56:33):
to find out a year, two, three, four years, we've
already proven that. Oh well, I guess look at what
was going on when you know, look what everything that
happened during COVID, right, yeah, right, and then we find
out four or five years later just just how awful
things actually were nine to eleven. What did that promote? Yep,

(01:57:00):
the Patriot Act stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, there's always
going to be stuff. And I know that's that's getting
kind of away from the whole dire wolf the eugenics
conversation and change. Well yeah, the modifications and things like that,
But we're not that far off from it. I mean,
we've got a whole liberal party that is basing their

(01:57:21):
whole stance on people that don't want to be who
they were when they came into this world.

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
Yeah, offer them the genetic change. They would take it.
In a second.

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
Tell me how that isn't transhumanism. Yeah, minus the genetics part,
and you're just dealing with hormones and chopping off an appendage.

Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
Yeah, it has.

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
To make you concerned. Everybody should be concerned about that.

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Well, and if you if you go back and listen
to our conversation, which I'm going to do Monday morning
when you release the episode, it wasn't a stretch for
us to get from there to hear no what I mean, Like,
it's not like we took any giant leaps and we're like, hey,
well you just have to suppose that, uh you know,
Jupiter isn't a real planet. Like we didn't say any

(01:58:14):
weird shit. We just we got there logically. No, and
so here we are, and and it I mean, So
that's what I mean. I think I think the next
six months, possibly three months, it's gonna it's gonna be
wild on a like on multiple fronts where we might
have to put out a couple of shows a week,
And I'm we've been talking about that for a while,

(01:58:34):
and I know, I know it would be a hard
ship for both of us. It wouldn't be easy to
do during the week. But there's so much going on
right now and and it all deserves attention. There's some
even tonight we didn't get to everything we wanted to
get to and we won't and so I don't know,
but I it just we'll see. If things really ramp up,
we might have to do a couple couple of shows

(01:58:55):
a week.

Speaker 2 (01:58:56):
Well, it might be fun to do that midweek show,
like on a Whens Day night. Halfa would be he's
gonna be working that night, right, this is Wednesday, he
sees the start of his week. Probably can't go it's
not gonna go as long. But we might go ahead
and like pick off a couple of these, you know,
smaller things because we have a two to three page
doc every freaking week. This week was actually a little

(01:59:18):
bit lighter just because things, you know, didn't get that drastic.
But typically yeah, yeah, So I mean if we did
something that was a little bit tighter, a little bit
more like like an hour shot and then kind of
us prep for getting to the big show on Saturday night,

(01:59:39):
I I we we could do it. We we there
there's no there's no shortage of content. Gotta be quality,
gotta be awesome. I mean, we gotta be gotta be good.
But I wouldn't hesitate to do it because there's there's
this is a hell of a time to be alive.

Speaker 7 (01:59:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
It is really seriously crazy shit.

Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
I mean, and I know we keep saying that, but
like it, it keeps proving itself true. I mean, just
when you think you've you know, okay, all right, all right,
we've seen enough of that, we've seen the end of
the crazy shit at least for a while, then somebody
fucking comes over the top and was like, oh, hold
my beer, and then we're talking about more crazy stuff.

(02:00:27):
I mean, in the probably the best meme out there
that that is just not gonna die is the uh,
the guy standing in front of the you know, the
odds board and he's like, all right, who had dire
wolves coming back to life in twenty twenty five? Like
who had? I mean that that'll never die because every

(02:00:49):
week it'll be like, all right, who had you know,
a fucking necrophilia on the New York subway? Like whoever
had that? Just won a bunch of money? Crazy shit
Like whatever your bingo card says, it's it's irrelevant already
and we're in April.

Speaker 2 (02:01:06):
Yeah, hey, if it's the war on women's over in
San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
That's a good story. When I saw this, I was like, really, really,
that's where you made the entrance.

Speaker 2 (02:01:22):
Yeah. Yeah, the Embarcadero has a sculpture that is thirty
thousand pounds thirty thousand pounds, absolutely massive, and it is
of this naked woman, this standing strong and just amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
Just itit's out.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
It's just just unreal. But if they have to go
into the statue to fix something or continue to build
it out, because I think they're in the process of
building it now, the place where they go in now

(02:02:04):
it doesn't look like it's her asshole or her vagina.
It looks like they're going in right in it like
the taint the taint delicious region. To me, I don't know,
but that looks like that's the that's is that there
we go so we can see it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:22):
That's right in the that's right in the nis.

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
Is that that's full us?

Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
Yeah, I've done enough but stuff. That's uh, yeah, that's
right where i'd go.

Speaker 2 (02:02:34):
I I really appreciate Gavin Newsom and and his wanting
to get out ahead of you know, you're trying to
protect women, because this is this is exactly how you
do it. You build a gigantic naked statue of them
and put the employee entrance right at her ass. I

(02:02:56):
I can't think of a better way to do this.

Speaker 3 (02:02:58):
I you know, here's the thing. And I again, I'm
I'm all for uh women empowerment. And listen.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
Is that the embarkad Is that the you know San Francisco?
Is that the Embarcadio?

Speaker 7 (02:03:13):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
It is.

Speaker 3 (02:03:14):
Yeah, that's right in the courtyard there behind it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:17):
Yeah, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (02:03:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:03:21):
I mean we're nothing without women in this society. I
mean I I and I don't just mean that from
a genetic, you know, sexual point of view. I just mean, like,
you know, to make this world run, we need we
need both sexes. And I just you know, if you
were to put a dude uh of equal size out
there with a with a giant dick, we'd never hear

(02:03:42):
the end of it. Like that would not be okay.
But for some reason, a nude woman with her with
her nipples pointing to you know, to God, that's that's okay.
I I just I just don't whose idea was this
and why was it funded? And can we make it
go away?

Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
What the fuck? Hey?

Speaker 7 (02:04:02):
Yeah that was my idea. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
Given your history as a sculptor, do you approve of
putting the employee entrance in the female sculptor's ass in
San Francisco. Uh.

Speaker 7 (02:04:25):
You know, my heart wants to say yes, but but
I've just never been into anal, so it's going to
be a hard no, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
So you'd put it in the front yep.

Speaker 7 (02:04:42):
Okay, I'd actually put it right right between the breasts
because those are what make hefe happy.

Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
Yea, are you ready for your report?

Speaker 7 (02:04:56):
I am. Let's fire it up. Oh La toto Santos
will have a high of sixty and a low of
fifty four magniana with forty chance of reigning. Gatto si
peros buenos don't.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
Jaz uh Speaking Spanish?

Speaker 7 (02:05:23):
Tonight I read the wrong one. I read the wrong one.
Damn it. This is awkward.

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
Is this a double shot? Let's do a double shot?

Speaker 7 (02:05:46):
No, it's here's the thing. Full disclosure. I I do
a I do a report on another podcast based out
of Mexico, and I I do their I do their
weather report. It's a wacky weather report. I'm sorry, guys.

(02:06:09):
I should have told you about this. I should have
told you about this earlier.

Speaker 2 (02:06:14):
So is that.

Speaker 7 (02:06:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:06:18):
No, Germo, the star of this week's Insider Insiders chat
our insiders, but the half a mshane fits chat. Uh.
So have you ever accidentally read the farm report on
the Spanish?

Speaker 7 (02:06:36):
No, this is no, no, this is the first, but
I have this here for you. What just do you
guys know what the number one crops produced by the U.

Speaker 8 (02:06:47):
S's uh, alfalfa, Yeah, that's no, wheat, wheat nope, uh
pe porn corn, corn, corn?

Speaker 7 (02:07:02):
You say, you say corn or porn because porn isa,
but it's not a it's not.

Speaker 3 (02:07:08):
A crop necessarily a crop. Yeah, well it's.

Speaker 2 (02:07:10):
Yeah, depending on how you're looking at it. They tend
the fields.

Speaker 7 (02:07:15):
Sorry, what we produce fourteen point nine billion bushels of
it and I didn't know how much a bushel was,
but it's that equates to eight hundred and thirty four
billion pounds of corn every year, and soybeans are speed.
We're going to cover that next week, all right, cool? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:07:38):
Yeah, because most of that they make into corn syrup,
like I, it's not it's not like corn on the.

Speaker 2 (02:07:43):
Cob or corn yeah, animal feed.

Speaker 3 (02:07:47):
Yeah no, no, it's most of it's made into corn syrup.
So that's that's where hershe's gets all of their sugar
from and you know, all the all the companies that
have any kind of corn syrup, that's where they get
it from.

Speaker 7 (02:07:59):
Soybeans. A second with four point three six billion bushels,
which is like, that's less than a third of the corn.

Speaker 3 (02:08:05):
That's what I meant with soybeans. Not I didn't, I
said peas, I meant soybeans.

Speaker 7 (02:08:11):
Well that's your farmer corn excellent. Sorry sorry again guys
for for what for moonlighting on you?

Speaker 3 (02:08:30):
But it's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:08:31):
I mean, I mean the job.

Speaker 7 (02:08:35):
Yeah, well, how gott to make ends meet?

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
Dude?

Speaker 7 (02:08:37):
I have I do. I have an addiction to jobs.
So this kind of stills a little a little void.
Plus you know the whiskey hell checks aren't coming in yet.
Once they start coming in, I mean, changer.

Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
I actually want to hear more Spanish, I think you
I want I want another segment? Can we get a
third one from you?

Speaker 3 (02:09:02):
Was that like a was that one or two semesters
of Spanish in high school?

Speaker 7 (02:09:09):
You know it's funny, is in the same what was it?
What were they called quarters when we had the nine weeks?

Speaker 3 (02:09:16):
Yeah, the same quarter.

Speaker 7 (02:09:18):
I got a B in Spanish in an F in
English go figure. And then I got straight ceased in
German with a German mother at home to help me.

Speaker 3 (02:09:29):
Yeah, well you you famously remember I got a d
in German, which kicked kicked me off the the soccer team.

Speaker 7 (02:09:37):
What was that one girl's name? She was a senior
when you were a freshman. Which one, the really hot
one looked like looked like a business woman?

Speaker 2 (02:09:50):
Oh principle, huh nothing, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:09:55):
No, no, no, she was in German with us.

Speaker 7 (02:09:59):
Yeah. I think she had a younger brother that was
like a sophomore fresh from something like that. But she
was yeah, prow. I can't think of her name totally.
Ka anyway about that.

Speaker 2 (02:10:11):
Did you call her frau?

Speaker 3 (02:10:14):
Yeah, we had to, We had to.

Speaker 7 (02:10:16):
Well, no, that was that was the whole thing. In
the class, we didn't. I didn't address her as anything.
I was too scared to the senior.

Speaker 3 (02:10:22):
Well yeah, we didn't, we didn't. But that was the
thing is, if you addressed anyone in class, here's the
crazy part, hafe I And and this has always been true,
and I think it's true for most of us. If
you've taken a foreign language, I understood everything you said
in the Spanish weather report, yeah, pretty much every word,

(02:10:42):
and I could fill in the gaps I didn't. I
didn't understand. Could I have responded to you, No, I
would have just been like be in. But but I
I understood every word like and when I was down
in Costa Rica for two weeks, I literally I I
was the translater for my significant other that I was with,
who didn't speak any Spanish. I understood pretty much everything

(02:11:06):
they were saying, except that they have some weird slang
down there in Costa Rica that they don't have that
I've never heard before. But I understood most of it,
and I could translate. I just couldn't say it back
to them without standing like a fucking ignorant wretch. Right,
But yeah, it's weird. I can understand it. I just can't.
I just can't, you know, give it back?

Speaker 2 (02:11:33):
Hey, how did you do that? Excuse me? How did you?

Speaker 7 (02:11:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
Yeah, I have during that hour?

Speaker 3 (02:11:38):
How's your box?

Speaker 2 (02:11:39):
Look at your box?

Speaker 7 (02:11:42):
Well it's spacious, damn it? Well used I made eighteen
dollars on that sportball.

Speaker 3 (02:11:51):
Oh dude, dude, I was so close.

Speaker 7 (02:11:56):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (02:11:58):
What one hundred? I was only one hundred and seven
dollars off.

Speaker 7 (02:12:01):
Man and my my mucker was one of the girls
that calls me Daddy Jeff. So there you go.

Speaker 3 (02:12:07):
Did you give it to her?

Speaker 2 (02:12:11):
Okay, I want a playlist out of you for next week.

Speaker 7 (02:12:15):
Playlist?

Speaker 2 (02:12:16):
Yeah, well just well it'll be a listener only. Well,
it's the Daddy Jeff playlist. So you come up with
the songs. It needs to be eleven songs, and then
I'll I'll pull it off of Spotify and I'll make
it the Daddy Hefe mixed track and we'll put it
into uh chat what like. You gotta care what you

(02:12:38):
do with it. It has to be Daddy Hefe whatever that. Yeah,
whatever that means, whatever that is, whatever that whatever that
persona takes you, whatever adventure you go on, and then
you're not limited to eleven. You can go farther with that.
So if you just want to play baby Shark over
and over and over again, okay, it's up to you.

Speaker 7 (02:12:58):
Mm okay, I got you two.

Speaker 2 (02:13:02):
Live crew, nothing but two Live crew. I mean, I
get it.

Speaker 3 (02:13:06):
Oh no, no, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna call
it right now. There's gonna be some Billy Joel on that,
some probably some Van Halen and and if if I'm
stretching it. If I'm stretching it, I'm gonna also call
maybe a Metallica black album.

Speaker 7 (02:13:23):
M that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (02:13:25):
Those those all scream daddy, hefe to me.

Speaker 2 (02:13:29):
Yeah, all right, all right, you've got your assignment for
next week, beautiful. Hey, uh, we really want to get
your input on what you would change as far as
your DNA or prosthetics. We just talked about this for
like the whole second half of the show because we're
talking about those dire wolves that have been genetically modified

(02:13:52):
and they've been born, which they haven't been around for
thousands thousand years. So if you have any thought on
like what you would want to genetically enhance for you
just let us know man this week next week, drop
in the chat, you know, through the whiskey chat and
you say, hey, guys, I was thinking about, after listening

(02:14:13):
to this week's show, about what I would do to
genetically enhance my penis, and then you can just go
and drop that in the chat.

Speaker 7 (02:14:22):
Yeah, that's the obvious first thought, but I'll give them,
I'll give more thought. And I said this to you guys,
but didn't these scientists see fucking Jurassic Park. Don't they
know what they're getting into here by bringing these works.

Speaker 3 (02:14:37):
We talked about that, and I'm not sure we're all
in agreeance that that's necessarily a bad thing.

Speaker 2 (02:14:46):
Very difficult conversation.

Speaker 3 (02:14:48):
Yeah, first of all, real dinosaurs, uh, and and now
they exist. And then second of all, a few of
us deserve to be called right the the herd is
too big, you know? And and who better to do
it than you know, a whole school I guess of raptors.
But they wouldn't a couple of tea rexes.

Speaker 7 (02:15:09):
But like, yeah, I get that, But we couldn't be like,
just bring it down to you know, two billion or
whatever the number is. They wouldn't be like, they wouldn't
adhere to that.

Speaker 3 (02:15:20):
Yes they would, would they? Yeah, you put it in
their genes. They can count A and then B. They
know when they've reached the point of you know, maximum kill,
and then they then they off themselves.

Speaker 2 (02:15:33):
All right, I'm gonna throw you guys both a curveball.
What happens if Bill Gates is the one who's in
charge of it.

Speaker 3 (02:15:41):
Oh, he annihilates the entire human race, and then he
fucks the dinosaurs and makes a new hybrid because that's
who he is.

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
Sick.

Speaker 7 (02:15:50):
Fuck what dinosaur would you be if he could be
a dinosaur?

Speaker 4 (02:16:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:16:03):
Ah, God, I guess I guess to stick with the
the theme of my life, I would want to be
small and uh maneuverable, charadactyl and somewhat bright. Yeah, Charodactyll
be fun.

Speaker 2 (02:16:18):
You're velcar aptor.

Speaker 3 (02:16:21):
Yeah, I think I think that would be Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I agree.

Speaker 2 (02:16:28):
I would be. I would probably be more of a
t rex or whatever that one, the super one behind it.

Speaker 7 (02:16:37):
I would be.

Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
Lumbering and big, but yeah, big, terrifying.

Speaker 7 (02:16:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be a gay t Rex. I'd
have like my my little claws painted the dazzled.

Speaker 3 (02:16:56):
We're trying to have trying to have a real conversation here, dude,
painted painted t rex nails.

Speaker 7 (02:17:03):
Really a real conversation by dinosaurs?

Speaker 3 (02:17:07):
Yes, exactly, Who's gonna paint them? He can't? Well, am
I gonna take my little velociraptor toe and paint your fucking.

Speaker 7 (02:17:17):
Hands if you don't mind. Not busy?

Speaker 3 (02:17:20):
God damn, dude, maybe I am busy.

Speaker 7 (02:17:22):
I don't think you are.

Speaker 2 (02:17:24):
Okay, so do you go to like an Asian nail
shop to get your nails done. If you're a Velocity
or if you're a t Rex.

Speaker 3 (02:17:32):
I don't. I don't think they like Asians. I mean
that's not racial, that's just fact. Yeah, it's bad. I
mean Asians can't even say t Rex.

Speaker 2 (02:17:46):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:17:49):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (02:17:53):
Have fun with the Asians, you guys, Jesus Slater.

Speaker 2 (02:18:01):
That's why we do the show right there, that'sh's the perfect,
perfect way to add things.

Speaker 3 (02:18:09):
Yes, it's what fits, dude. I I actually I have
a conundrum here. I loved that lemon ring and I
I actually if they sold that in a four pack,
it'd be a great beer to have around because you know,
sometimes you want like a like a an end of

(02:18:30):
the night treat, but you don't want to have to
eat it. You don't have to chew it. It would
just be nice to just like either have it intravenously
or second best, you know, be able to just pour
down your gullet. And that's that kind of beer, like
just the end of the night, just fucking delicious. But
this monkeless with the cherries, You were right, dude, the

(02:18:51):
way it warmed up, it's downright dirty. It's it's earthy,
it's got the it's got some ark in it. It's
got some fuck man, it's like the roots of the
cheery tree, cheery bush whatever they're trees. I don't know.
I this is a tough I might have to take

(02:19:14):
both of these. Yeah it is. Yeah, Yeah, it's gonna
be all three of us. I'd like to be Uh
it's yeah, both great beers, so phenomenal, not not sex beers,
but but definitely. I mean, we'll see how things go
through the night. I mean they might be by the

(02:19:34):
end of the night, but they're at least gonna make
out while I watch. Because it's really both great beers.
What about you?

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
Oh, this corporate retreat because just filthy and and it's
a barrel aged breakfast porter. Okay, so it's not you
don't see porters get this high in AMBV first of all,
and or this complex or that's unicorn. This is a bad, bad,

(02:20:08):
bad beer. I fucking love it. I liked my first beer,
but this one just takes it to a whole And
in the level corporate retreat by Cerebral Brewing, you know what,
I'm gonna see if I can. I may go out
and see if I can pick one of these up
and send it to you. It's that good.

Speaker 3 (02:20:27):
I'm yeah, I haven't had a cerebral in a long time,
so I mean, clearly you all listen to me each week,
but no cerebral. Cerebral Brewing they're another brewery that just
they just keep putting out fucking I mean, just aces, dude,
They're just amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:20:46):
Yeah, yeah, oh it totally is all right. That is
going to wind things up at Whiskey Underscore Hell is
our X feed Whiskey Hell Podcast on Instagram. Go there
and follow us. We're almost a ten thousand followers, by
the way, fits on Instagram. Oh wow, we can act. Yeah,
that's that's kind of a big thing. So I'm I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:21:09):
Yeah, that's serious.

Speaker 2 (02:21:09):
That's cool. Yeah, so I'm excited for that. But check
us out there more videos, more ridiculousness, just good fun.
Because so go go there and check it out. Whiskey
lpod dot com is a website. So go to the website,
look at the show notes. You can see all the
stories that we're talking about. You can get your own
take on things. This is all about thinking critically and

(02:21:33):
acting accordingly. We're not here to change your mind. We
just want you to think fits.

Speaker 3 (02:21:38):
It's been a good one, great one.

Speaker 2 (02:21:41):
I'm step McShane, I'm Fits. Think critically, act accordingly. We'll
talk to you soon.

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