MAGAGATORS

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is Whisky Hell,
Think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Saturday, June twenty eighth, seven forty six in the evening
This is Whiskey Hell Podcast, This is Your New Shows.
A long week, my ac is not working fits and
I'm in a mood, so we should probably just go
straight to the beers.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, I'm doing fine, Yeah, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now, I am not. I'm not good. I am not.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Dude, that's miserable. I've been through that. I've been there,
I know, and I'm sorry. I you know I've been
I've had the the uh. I won't say pleasure. I've
had the fortune to experience some real extremes in what
Mother Earth can offer as far as temperatures. I spent

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a couple of winters up in the Chicago area, and
so you know, with wind chill, we were negative, you know,
fifty to sixty one of the winters. I was there,
and then of course grew up and lived in Phoenix,
and I will take the fucking bitter cold.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You can. You can layer up, you can not go outside,
you can start a fire, you can huddle with loved ones.
But when it's hot, there's only so many clothes you
can take off. Yeah, and there's only so much time
you can spend in a pool before you're just tired
of looking like a raisin. So I I feel for you.
I'm sorry. Uh that that sucks.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, to answer Lisa's question, chat, yes, I am sans
pants again. This will be the last time and then
be back to normal normal next week. You're right, dude,
there there's nothing worse than now. Uh yeah, So any
no more bitching. It's okay. There's a lot We're gonna
talk about a lost lot worse things tonight, right, I
mean we've got a lot to get into.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Oh oh yeah, so I have a quick story. This
This might I don't know if it'll cheer you up
or just leave you perplexed, like it left me. Okay
before before we get to the beers. I was gonna
save this from when hefe's on. But I kind of
feel like Halfe's time is going to be at a
premium plus. Yes, I think he'll enjoy this more in
the car on Monday morning than he would live, you know,

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with us here.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
On the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
So I'm I'm I go to the bathroom at work, Okay, okay,
I I had to do my business, so I went.
I went into the stall, the last stall, closed the door.
I'm doing my thing. Nobody else in the bathroom with me,
and I hear the door open. Someone comes in. I
don't know if it was a coworker or not, but
I don't think so. But I hear the guy on zip.

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He he does his business, and at the end of
his business, I'm assuming he's shaking at this point, right,
he's getting the last couple of droplets off at the
end of right at that moment, he says, and I quote,
and I'm not I know I didn't mishear him because
it's a bathroom. There's no other noise. It's just us.

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He says, Well, I guess that's what happens when you
drop your too many times? And then I hear him
zip up a zipper, wash his hands, and walk the
fuck out of my life. And I have so many questions.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Who was it?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah? A? Who was it? B? Did he know someone
was there? And he said that just to make me
fucking laugh or to just like perplex me for the
next I mean, We're going on seventy two hours here
and I'm still thinking.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
So you had to have started laughing and stifled it, right,
I totally did.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I let out a squeak because I was trying to
not laugh, but it kind of just came out because
I was like, what the fuck does that even mean?
What do you mean by this? That's what happens when
you drop your bopper too many times? Anyway? Uh, my

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first beer is a track.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
You can see a doctor? Do you see you to
see a doctor?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Sir? I? Yeah, I don't. I don't know he sounded
he sounded. I mean, if I had to guess, I
would have said he was sixty plus. It sounded like
an older guy's voice. But I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
So you gotta so this is what you gotta do
now though, all right, So you got to make sure
you gotta pay attention next time you go in and
see if somebody follows you in and then performs the
same for you.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well, I was in there for I was in there.
I was in there for a couple minutes, so it's
not like he followed me in. I was there for
a few minutes before he he came in.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, Well, uh, anyway.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't know what to make of that. It's just
one of those random occurrences in life. I kind of
hope he said it for my benefit, just to like
give me a laugh while I'm sitting on the shitter,
But also if he didn't say it for my benefit,
does he say this in every bathroom? Is this just
a way of life for him that he asked to like?
Is he OCD? And he has to say that before

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he can zip up his pants?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
So many so he finishes the engagement. That's uh, that's
his that's his uh, his signature. If you will signature exit,
it's signature.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well gonna go take a piss. Make sure I I
sign off before I do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Dropping the bopper, Well maybe we just uh, we'll see,
we'll see other show goes. Maybe we just named it
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Maybe maybe we did. All right, I've got a Dreker.
We've talked about this before. Drekker has many offerings. So
I'm gonna do my best guess to guess the flavors
that are in it, but guess the actual beer is
yea is nearly impossible. So let's uh. It poured a
deep dark purple, very thick. So it's another one of

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their sour, you know, smoothie concoctions. I'm gonna guess. I
don't know. There's some gram cracker smell all in there.
I don't Let's see what we got. It might be
like a blueberry crumble kind of beer.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
So we've had a ton of Dreckers on the show.
It's definitely one of the more fun brewers that we've had.
Oh man, and they just do some wild, wild stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Dude, I don't care what this is. It's fucking phenomenal.
There's there's I'm getting some raspberry, maybe some strawberry. It's
almost like a strawberry rhubarb pie. That's what I'm getting
because I'm getting the graam cracker crust and and strawberry
maybe rhubarb with the sour. M all right, well, let's

(07:38):
not stand on ceremony here. I'm just gonna do the
unveiling because again, guessing which beard is is yeah, there's
too many near it impossible. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And the crazy thing is they've got they do these
year round. They've got sixty or seventy beers. They're constantly
out there. It's not like they just do these in
one off batches. It's they're that Oh they're that crazy,
they're fucking prolific.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well I was, I was in the neighborhood, but I'm
I was off here. This is called, uh, this is
one of their chunks, and it's called the Funky Monkey
Sunday Sour. This is black currant, plum, pomegranate, banana, which
I'm not getting any banana at all, peanut butter, and

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chocolate soft serve ice cream, So I'm the chocolate is
kind of where I think I was getting the Grand
Cracker notes, you know, that earthy flavor and even the
peanut butter maybe, but I didn't. I don't. I'm not
getting any banana at all. But what a fun beer,
Really delicious, and again they're chunks series. You've you've pulled
up the website. There there must be seventy of them

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that are out right now. They'll do another seventy next month.
Just a crazy, crazy bunch of guys or I don't
know people. There might be some gals just they're they're
mad scientists of the FUCKINGOI, you know, smoothie beer world crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
So I did find it. It is on their side way,
but it doesn't nothing comes up when I click onto it.
But the seven point eight percent sour. So that's that's
pretty solid.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Solid yeah, solid, very very good beer. I mean, if
you find it out in the wild, i'd recommend I.
You know, it's it's one of those beers I think
if I knew what I was going to be tasting
going in, I would have been looking to pick up
more of the you know, the banana and the peanut
butter notes. But just going in blind, it's a it's

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a great beer. They always finished their beer so well,
just so good. So what do you got? What do
you what are you drinking?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
All right, So everybody knows that I've been in a
drought for the last two three weeks. In fact, almost
since we took our little hiatus. I've been on a
stretch where the beers have been terrible. I couldn't tell
you why. Just they they're they're just they're just not
haven't been good. So so last week's I think was

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one from More Brewing or I can't remember what I
had last week. I have a different one. This is
from a different brewing company called More m O r E.
Not m I'm sorry, not m O r E. The
British outfit that was absolutely heinous. These guys are out
of out of Illinois, and I'm I I'll be honest.
I really wasn't in a great mood earlier. It's been

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a long day and I went right out of the
gate with something heavy. So I'm rolling heavy right out
of the gate where there's there's no strings. We're just
we're just no nets, nothing, We're just gonna go go
for it. I have meuse valley. It's a quadruple ale
aged in bliss, maple syrup, Elijah Craig nineteen and apple

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jack barrels for an average of twenty eight months, thirteen
point four percent right out of the gate.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Okay, it's going to be that kind of night.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's gonna be that kind of night. We're gonna you know,
sometimes you gotta make your own luck. Sometimes you gotta
pave your own way, and uh.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
That's what I'm doing, so make your money.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Smells like brandy. I know that's not probably not what
I was supposed to smell, but I think it's the
applejack barrels. Okay, smell sweet poured super brown, not super dark,
but it was. It was definitely a deep, deep quad brown. Okay,

(11:37):
that's a nice squad. Not quite as boozy as I
would have preferred, but it is. That's really really nice.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, I bet it's gonna hit bottom nice though.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's a little bit of a little bit of burn. Okay, honestly,
it's it's way closer to a port or sherry than anything.
The mouth feels the same way. There's a little bit
of carbonation to it, not a whole lot. Well, it's

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a nice bear.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
As we have recently learned, that's what happens when you
drop your bopper too many times.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's right, I think I did drop my bopper. That
is that is that I don't know. I don't know
where he would have gotten that from, all right, housekeeping?
Uh we it's with heavy heart, yeah, and yes, very

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and with great gratitude, but very very heavy, heavy heart
that we have to announce well, Hafe, he's still hung
over from last week.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, still hard.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, you want to thank heavy for joining us last
week and taking one for the team. Yeah, and we
appreciate your service man. That was rough, rough Sunday, dude.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I think that was the longest two and a half
hours of his life.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
For so many he was.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, he was hanging on there at the end, but
got a little I think I think everything, you know,
It was the mixture of the beers. You know, sometimes
you can have, you know, two different beers that on
their own would have meant, you know, little to no buzz.
But together they you know that the sum is greater
than the than the or the whole is better than

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the sum of its you know what I mean. It
added up to more than it should have and it
and it hit him hard.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
And we we try. We I'm not gonna say we're professionals,
but we do this often enough that if you cross
the streams, it's not gonna it really doesn't affect us
a whole lot. But hefe who drinks once in a
very blue moon. He tried how many different styles did
he go for that night and then he just kind
of disappeared during the the after.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Show then, so yeah, then it was just he was
there and then all of a sudden he was just gone.
And he sent us a video at like what was
that like two thirty three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, it was something like that of.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Just him struggling, like on the struggle bus going to
like like zero stops, just go to hell.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I hate you. I've never don it again.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, yep, yeah, yeah, Well but it was a yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
It was awesome, and so we appreciate him him toughing
it out. But yeah, I think he's he's still feeling
the after effects even this week.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
So I think I think if he ever has another
Saturday off, he's just not gonna tell us. He's just
gonna fake it so he doesn't have to be on
the whole show. Oh, he'll just be like, look, I'll
just call in all right, every hour, so I'll just
call in the dog.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, I'm behind the casino absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll
just you'll just hear sound effects in the background. It's
all it'll be, oh shit, field trip to the casino
for a live stream. Lisa. Actually, we can't. He's not
allowed to frat nize with the with the I almost

(15:36):
said the help. Wow, he's not allowed to fratnie with customers.
So if they see him with us, they will roll him.
They're very very strict. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
In fact, an incident just happened at the casino recently
where a a scenario like that happened and there was
there was no questions asked, there was no trial, there
was no probation, just gone, you're gone, goodbye. They have
a whole new flood of of dealers in there now

(16:06):
because yes, that's that. Yeah, so you don't fuck around
at the casino. I mean number one rule. You could
love the house his money and yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
we've we've contemplated it, but that's a that's a no
go for fe and I don't I don't want to
put his job in jeopardy there.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
So now what we could do, we could do sometime
in fact, depending on what we end up doing for
for his for his fiftieth if you come out here,
maybe we'll set up and record off to the side
and just critique what he's doing, like give up play
by play and we'll just record it for the show.

(16:42):
I'm sure we could do that.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, he'd have to pretend like we weren't there,
which would be even funnier because he would definitely see
us and know we were there.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh absolutely, there would be no.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
But then but but but he'd have to just do
his thing right and then you know, every once in while,
I could just yell out that's what happens when you
drop your bopper too many times, Just.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Just throw it out and then always.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, or just like bend over, like I could wear
a skirt and just bend over straight leg just to
you know. All right, that got weird. Sorry forget I
said that.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Well, I mean, what hey, it's just it's his fiftieth though.
I mean, it might be worth it, and I don't know,
we'll see get them fired.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
No, not that happy birthday ife. You lost your job
because we're assholes.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh shit, all right, Well, the US Iran War is done. Congratulations,
it's all over, hey, cor.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I mean, that's amazing. A Nobel Peace Prize racket.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
What the fuck? Everybody? Every I mean and also included
I think we didn't like it. We didn't like we
were going in and doing all this. It was very unsettling.
We definitely didn't want world War three or anything like
that to happen. But the instagram, the h influencer world
melted down over it, and we're just like, you know, okay,
this sucks. I hope everything goes well. This is uncomfortable.

(18:11):
I hope we don't have sleeper cells going off after
it happened. But they went in bombed the ship out
of Iran's nuclear facilities and that was that. It's just
stopped after that. There's nothing else going on between the
US and Iran, and it's been announced as such, and
there's there's nothing going on except for ice visiting you know,

(18:32):
every Iranian human trafficking hub in l A. Yeah, that's
been going on all week, which you know, which, you know,
that's nice, but that was interesting what it was just
done and done.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
I thought it was a very nice, just sort of organic,
natural expos a on mainstream media and Trump Trump pointed
it out, as did several other people. But it was instantly,
you know, CNN comes in with the whole it was
a failure. We didn't do anything. We just we just

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you know, we broke the entrance and the exit, but
the facility itself is still intact. You know, it was
a complete failure. We didn't do anything to their infrastructure, nothing.
And you know, Trump came out and in Trump's style,
I'm not saying that this is the way to do it,
but he kind of came out and he's like, Hey,
where's the fucking story about these pilots that flew for
thirty six hours straight, pissed into a fucking bottle, dropped

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some bombs with precision exactly on their targets, and then
came home safe. Like, where's the story on that? Because
you bet you're asked. If Obama was in office, those
pilots would have been heroes. We would have heard about,
not just the pilots, we would have heard about the
flight crews and all the work that goes into planning
a mission like this, and these are our American heroes

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and they're out defending democracy. But because it was drump
we didn't hear any There was zero positive spin on
any of it. It was just we did this thing,
we didn't even do what we were trying to do,
and now we could possibly be starting World War three,
so we're all fucking dead. That's all you heard. It was,

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and it was everywhere. It was really it was everywhere
exactly it was. It was just a blanket statement across
every major network and and you just had to go
man there, even though we know they're doing it, they
still keep doing it. They can't help it, they can't
help it.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Well, it makes you wonder who the fuck is paying
them now? The Democrats are out of money us. The
idea is cut off. Who's pumping him? I mean, okay, yes, okay,
they've got you know, have and and there's there's plenty
of commercials. I get that, but.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
This it it's it's so it.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's awkward and phony. Yeah, it's completely phone. Here's CNN's
let's go right to what CNN did, because they're the
main instigators of all this.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
And it was produced by the Defense Intelligence Agency, which
is the Pentagon's intelligence arm And it is worth noting
that it is a very early assessment. The strikes were
only a matter of days ago, and the intelligence community
is still gathering intelligence, they are still working to come
up with a full comprehensive picture of what exactly happened here.
But based on a battle damage assessment that was carried

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out by US Central Command, essentially looking at the images
and looking at what was actually damaged, The Defense Intelligence
Agency has assessed that the core components of Aron's nuclear
program are largely intact, and that Iron's nuclear program has
essentially only been set back by months now. We presented
this information to the White House for comment, and White

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House Press Secretary Karen lovetch she did acknowledge the existence
of this assessment, but she said in a statement that
the administration disagrees with it. She said quote, this alleged
assessment is flat out wrong and was classified as top secret,
but was still leaked to CNN by an anonymous low
level loser in the intelligence community. The leaking of this
alleged assessment is a clear attempt to demean President Trump

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and discredit the brave fighter pilots who conducted a perfectly
executed mission to obliterate Around's nuclear program. Everyone knows what
happens when you drop fourteen thirty thousand pound bombs perfectly
on their targets, total obliteration. Now, it is worth noting
here that there has been dissent, I should say, within
the intelligence community, within the defense community about just how

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much of an impact these massive bunker buster bombs would
actually have on around's nuclear facilities. It was far from certain,
given that these bombs had never been tested in an
actual combat scenario, whether they would actually penetrate.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
All right, we could stop there, which that's absolute crap too,
that's absolute garbage. Also, they're tested routinely, Yeah, against against
infrastructure that this was specifically. This is why they're there,
This is the only reason why.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
So, so this goes out and this woman I don't
know who she is, but she's she's young. Never I
think they threw her out to the wolves. Hey, you're
you're gonna go out there, go out there and say this. Yeah,
and she got thrown to the freaking wolves.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
She still did it.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
She's not off the hook by any means. But the
backtracking that started happening afterwards was was just unreal.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Yeah, what we now know from that briefing the first
time you know it is that as it was designed
as these massive wardance penetrators with significant computer software engineering.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Went directly down to those three nilated shafts specifically as designed,
and until you actually do it, you never know if
it's going to work. It worked, it seems of work flawlessly.
That is very important information. He also point out. Some
things we take for granted. You know, a Patriot interceptor
is traveling at three thousand miles an hour about mock
for to hit a ballistic missile traveling out about six

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thousand miles an hour Mac eight. This is really difficult
we take for granted how this stuff all works. I
thought that was very important lay out. So as I
as I come out of this briefing, I now know
BDA level two. As I mentioned level one, first twenty
four hours, you're looking at imagery level two. Did the
ordinance work? Did everything go as we had wanted? The
answer now was yes, And we're now in the phase

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of level three, collecting all sources of information and then
putting that together with nuclear experts to determine if they
have these pieces and parts here, could they reconstitute them,
with some political analysts to say would the Iranians do that?
What would be the restraints To then have a comprehensive
assessment of where we are, with the objective being Aron
can never have a nuclear weapon and it's enrichment program

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has to be completely destroyed. I think from what I've seen,
the twenty thousand centrifuges you had about seventeen thousand in
the tons about three thousand and four too. They are
all completely destroyed. I am very confident those centrifuges are gone.
The Israelis destroyed the centrifuge manufacturing production facilities that we
know of Isfahan, which is the conversion facility, key part

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of the fuel site, will also appear to have been destroyed.
So if you add it up from what we're seeing,
massive catastrophic setback for Iron's program, the term of art obliterated, destroyed.
I kind of step out of that. This is an
analytical process. It's important for the professionals now in the
intelligence community to be able to do their work without
political pressure and come out with their assessments, and we'll

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know soon enough. There's a lot of work going on
here from US intelligence agencies, from Masade and the Israelis,
from other partners. But I thought that briefing was important.
We now know that operation that was developed over multiple
multiple administrations worked exactly as it was designed, So we
didn't I didn't know that. I couldn't have confirmed that

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twenty four hours ago. I now know those three venis.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
So CNN just sat there and you can see the
talk talk show with the opinionated talk show host behind
him just shaking shaking her head, yeah and say, oh, yeah,
you're right, you're right, communists use network. You guys missed
it again. It's it's it's so frustrating because they're always
going to lead with Orange Man Bad. They can't separate
themselves from it. That I and I know we say

(26:19):
this week to week to week. They're not journalists, these
are these are just talking heads. They don't know what
they're talking about nine times out of ten, and they're
just going up there with whatever the narrative is, and
it's Orange Man Bad. Whereas, like you were saying, these
guys crushed it. The bomber pilots absolutely crushed it. And
even this week you even had I think it was

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the New York Times even came out one of their
reporters and called a question because hegg says said our
boys did a great job, and he's like, wait, why
are you making gender specific?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Well, fucking what why?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
How is that even a thing? Yeah, yep, how do
you even get there from that? But that's that's your
big takeaway. That's that's that's the hell you're gonna die on.
You can't just come out and say they absolutely crushed it.
It's just fucking stupid.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
It is, it is, it's it's sad when something like
this gets politicized. It's it's it's Monday morning armchair quarterbacking
to the most extreme level.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
And here's the thing. If you've never flown one of
these planes, if you've never flown a mission, if you
never practiced endlessly to make sure you don't fuck anything up,
then then shut the fuck up. I don't want your opinion.
You have zero opinion. Try and come tell me how
to do my job when I've been doing it for
thirty years now, please come tell me how to do

(27:39):
my job better. I'm not only am I gonna laugh
in your face. It's a joke to try and criticize
someone else for what they do day in and day out,
and then you see the results from one day of
it and think that you can make a judgment call
on that. It's it's insanity. And it's also so it's

(28:00):
it's actually it's.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Further.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It well, yes it is, it's very irresponsible, but it
further it makes the US look more like a joke
on the world stage than anything. I mean, you can
say what you want about Trump, and I know he's
hated around the world and people make fun of us
for electing him again, et cetera, et cetera. But when
you have your propaganda arm basically second guessing and saying

(28:32):
something was a failure when it wasn't. We we we are.
We're a class of third grade idiots. That's what we
look like to the world because we can't agree even
on what time recess is. It's it's, it's it is.
Irresponsible is a great word for it. I wish it
would stop. We know it's not going to and you
know what that means, We'll be back next week doing

(28:54):
the show again, because it'll happen again.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I want to want to play that. Heg sith clip
can I can I go and do that real quick?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah? Oh yeah, this was that was great? Yeah, this
is this is This makes me even more uh confident
that the whole signal business was bullshit, especially after how
tight liped this operation was and how many head fakes
are wearing it. But let's just listen and listen to

(29:24):
the venom here. I really enjoy that.

Speaker 9 (29:26):
Because you and I mean specifically you, the press, specifically
you the press, core because you cheer against Trump so hard.
It's like in your DNA and in your blood. Cheer
against Trump because you want him not to be successful
so bad. You have to cheer against the efficacy of

(29:46):
these strikes. You have to hope maybe they weren't effective.
Maybe the way the Trump administration is representative isn't true.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
So let's take half.

Speaker 10 (29:55):
Truths, spun information, leaked information, and then spin it, spin
it in every way we can to try to cause
doubt and manipulate the mind the public mind over whether
or not our brave pilots were successful.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
How many stories have.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Been written about how hard it is to I don't know,
fly a plane for thirty six hours? Has MSNBC done
that story, as Fox? Have we done the story how
hard that is? Have we done it two or three
times so that American people understand? How about how difficult
it is to shoot a drone from an F fifteen
or sixteen or F twenty two or F thirty five,
or what it's like to man a Patriot battery, or

(30:35):
how hard it is to refuel mid air, giving the
American people an understanding of how complex and sophisticated this
mission really was. There are so many aspects of what
our brave men and women did that because of the
hatred of this press, corps are undermined because your people
are trying to leak and spin that it wasn't successful.

(30:56):
It's irresponsible, and folks in this room are privy to
that information because of the proximity here in the Pentagon.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's an important responsibility.

Speaker 9 (31:06):
And time and time again, classified information is leaked or
pedaled for political purposes.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
To try to make the president look bad.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
And what's really happening is you're undermining the success of
incredible B two pilots and incredible F thirty five pilots,
and incredible refuelers and incredible air defenders who accomplish their
mission set back a nuclear program in ways that other
presidents would have dreamed.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
How about we celebrate that.

Speaker 9 (31:32):
How about we talked about how special America is that
we only we have these capabilities.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I think it's too much to ask. Unfortunately for the
fake news, so we're used.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
To that, but we also have an opportunity to stand
at the podium and read the truth of what's really happening.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
And the reality is you.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Want to call it destroyed, you want to call it defeated.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
You want to call it obliterated, choose your word.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
This was an historically successful attack and we should celebrate
it as Americans. And it gives us a chance to
have peace, chance to have a deal, and opportunity to
prevent a nuclear Iran, which is something President Trump talked
about for twenty years.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Hexap did a great job there, and honestly, at the
end of the day, it was a win. It was
a huge win, a very important win too. And this
isn't and again, you know, we're not Trumpers. We call out,
we've got more stuff tonight to talk about it. We
don't like tonight obviously, but you got you got to
give them credit. This was exactly what needed to happen.
This is what did happen, and here we are. It's

(32:30):
just amazing how eager the media is to undermine the
country and spin bullshit into narratives that do nothing but harm.
It's vulgar, it's disgusting. All right, there is a ceasefire timeline.
I don't know if this is anything's going to come
of this. Apparently Hamas and well, it was announced tonight

(32:53):
that Hamas and Israel there are in discussions over a
ceasefire Iran. I think there's still in a ceasefire period,
aren't they.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
As far as I understand it, Yes. What what was
odd to me was the ceasefire was announced and then
and then you know, the news came out that Israel
was still bombing the shit out of Tehran, and then
and then there was this weird timeline. It was like, oh, uh,

(33:25):
Iran had twelve more hours to do whatever they wanted
to do, and Israel had twenty four more hours to
do whatever they want to do, and then it's a ceasefire.
And I was like, dude, again, not to keep bringing up,
but that's like some third grade fucking dodgeball shit, like, hey,
you can't throw any more balls at us for the
next ten minutes. We can just only get to throw
them at you and then and then no more throwing balls.

(33:45):
Like what what are we talking about right now? That's
not a ceasefire. I thought a ceasefire was like no
more shit gets blown up. I thought that's how that worked,
but I guess not.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, so here the first thing I thought of was that, well,
we've got some more shit to fire, you guys, We're
just gonna go and launch it. You guys go and
launch yours. We'll get it all out of our system.
That we'll be done.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, we got to get rid of all of our inventory.
We got to make room for next year's next year's
coming in shit, yeah exactly, So let us fire these
few off. Then we'll be empty, our our shelves will
be empty. We can bring in the new stuff. Weird,
So there were.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Really there was an announcement from Lesly it's like the
Toyota thon. Yes, it actually is.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
We got to make space from the twenty twenty five,
so we we've got the twenty twenty six is coming.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
In the all new four runner.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
So I do want to bring up something that we
both kind of I think we've kind of latched onto
this which I do find very interesting. And there was
supposed to be a big announcement as far as the
Abraham Accords. Yeah. Now the Abraham Accords, those were actually
signed under Trump the first go around, and that was

(35:04):
basically it was just an agreement that it's a Middle
East agreement, you know, piece in the Middle East kind
of thing that you know, Iran never signed on to,
but it was between Israel and a couple other countries.
But apparently there's going to be a lot of other
countries signing on. That has not happened yet. But I
still want to bring attention to all of the Arab
countries that have not said shit about any of this, Egypt,

(35:28):
Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Qatar, even Turkey for sure nobody said
jack shit about this, which doesn't that to me. That
tells me that Iran is that everybody's lost their fucking there. There,

(35:48):
We're done with Iran, and we're done with Gaza too.
We're just gonna go and turn Gaza into this to
militarized zone and we're gonna turn into the Middle East riviera.
I I think there's a lot to that now.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I do too. I think that's I think that's the
plan for Gaza, which again I don't condone. I think
that's that's heinous, that's awful, but I do think that's
the plan. I do think that's what we're going to
see is a is a resort style area in Gaza,

(36:22):
which is yikes. That just that'll never sit well with me.
And listen, in fifty years, when I'm I'm dead and gone,
like all of us here, we're all going to be gone.
We'll never know any different, right, I mean, you know,
Vegas is sitting on old Native American land. We don't
we don't, you know, honor them every time we step
into a casino. We don't care. It's oh, it's a

(36:46):
Native American burial ground. Okay, anyway, Uh, put that quarter
in that machine and pull the fucking lever. So we
won't care in fifty years. But right now, I'm just
I'm just saying like it's kind of a an atrocity
and we shouldn't celebrate it, even if there's peace in
the Middle East. And this was the cost, that's a
pretty big cost. But yeah, the Abraham Accords. I remember,

(37:08):
you know, the first Trump go round, I was, you know,
I'm still not a Trump fan, but I was like
anti Trump, thought he was a jackass, and I thought,
there's no fucking way this is gonna work. And I
was right. But now that we're, you know, eight years smarter,
at least I can look. I actually, I hope we
can make the Abraham Cords work. I really do. I

(37:31):
hope there are secret meetings going on behind closed doors
and people are signing a document that is you know,
world stage legally binding that we can all look at
and say, hey, no more your bullshit, because at the
end of the day, again we've made this point before,
but when missiles start coming out of the sky, bombs

(37:52):
start falling, it's the working people that pay the price.
You know, President Trump is in no danger of being bombed.
Holmiani is in no danger of being bombed. He was
in some bunker in some undisclosed area in Greece, there
were rumors of. So it's not the people at the
top making the decisions who pay the price for this.

(38:12):
It's it's real people and and real buildings that real
people built, and and careers destroyed, and families destroyed, and
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. So I really do
I ultimately I do want peace.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You know.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
It's a strange thing to get to this point in
your life, and it just you know, if I could
ask one thing, it's like, no more violence, please. I like,
not not in my life, not my my city, not
my state, not my country, and not the world. I
don't want violence.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
It just.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
God, let's let's where does it stop. So I'm I'm hopeful,
I am, but I but again I'm also a realist,
and you know with with the uh, when you're gonna
speak the truth, you have to call out the the
bad ship and the good ship. And right now I'm
hoping this is on the good ship side.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Well, we will see, because with peace comes Yahoo's inability
to cause more wars and more conflicts just to get
out of his criminal trial that's currently ongoing.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Good God, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Well, we'll see because that that's that's back and it
can't be their core system ruled that you can't get
out of it. No, you were your It's time for
you to cross, to be cross examined. And I'm sure
he has you know, a ton of humunity. And I
wouldn't be surprised if after this he's like, all right,
I'm done, I got my wish. I'm gonna go live

(39:42):
in the United States. I'm going to go settle up
in Florida someplace with my kid because his kids don't. Yeah,
and uh, just you know, I'm just gonna sit here.
I'll call the shots from uh, you know, Palm Beach.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
So you you think this was enough, you think you
think the.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
No, I I don't. I am until he's until he's
dead and gone. No, I don't think so I think
he I think, and that's not and has no reflection
on the on the israel community, on any on the
country at all, the ants people, No, not at all.
But he he is the crux of of of most

(40:19):
of the chaos over there. He truly is, I agree.
And he's just he's not a good there's nothing good
about him period.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Very he's uh. He's been in the position of power
for a really long time, decaddes past what he should
have been. And and anyone who's holding onto power like
that in the same argument could be made about Putin,
But anyone who holds onto power for that long and
and with with white knuckles like that, you know that

(40:48):
they have a a final end goal that that almost
is unreachable because it's it's like that's that's why they
get out of bed in the morning. And without that
they have no reason to live.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
And so.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Right, and so I I don't think bib will be
done until you know all of the Middle East is
under Israeli control, which which isn't gonna happen, but that
he won't sleep till that happens.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Tonight. One of Trump's communications on truth social is it
is terrible what they're doing to Israel. To Bibbi nit Nyahuo,
he is a war hero and a prime minister who
did a fabulous job working with the United States throughing
great success in getting rid of the dangerous nuclear threat
in Iran. So he goes on to praise him and

(41:35):
and everything's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yes, and I why can't.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
You just leave it alone?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Like how seriously?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well, how much? How much do you owe him?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
How much?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Can we just get to the part where you start
just start moving away from him? Now, Okay, it's over.
That chapter is closed. I'm gonna go worry about the
big beautiful bill that nobody wants to put in.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
How much how much bb Dick can we suck as
a country? My god? I mean for Trump. Trump has
not bowed down to anybody. They rolled out the purple
fucking carpet for him when he was in the Middle
East the last time. That's a big deal. The Shaw
rolled out the purple carpet for our president. That's a
big fucking deal. If you don't know what I'm talking about,

(42:18):
go look it up. If you know, you know, that's
a big deal. And he's still on his knees sucking
off net and Yahoo, Are you kidding me? It's it's
need to be disgusting. That's no, it doesn't make any
sense either, It really doesn't. I I don't like you
said how much money does he owe them? Or what
dirt do they have on him? What does the macade
have on Trump? And Epstein? And I mean all of it.

(42:42):
It's all you have to wonder, dude, You have to wonder.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
You can't speculate what's going on.

Speaker 11 (42:49):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Maybe he's still hungover, so he's just kind of moving slow.

Speaker 12 (42:54):
Oh jeez, maybe maybe that is it. Yeah, he could be.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
You cannot roll that out with hefe. Hey, I wanna
I wanna ask you something real quick? What we're waiting for? Hefe?
Because this is this is so trivial. Is the whole
lgbt Q wearing that as a moniker like in the
uh in the public? Is it over? Because Jojo Cwa
is no longer a lesbian? I wonder if it was

(43:30):
a bubble like a like a like a like a
like a like the detect bubble or the housing bubble.
I wonder if that's what that was? A bubble?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
No, I I see it more of like a bell curve.
I I I think it peaked and it's on its
way back down. I don't think it's just gonna pop
and disappear. I think you still have a very active
lgbt Q five to one, a Second Amendment group out
there that are, you know, gonna They're always going to

(44:05):
feel like they are on the fringes of I guess
sexual success, and so they have to find sex other ways.
I think that'll always be there. It's always been there,
and I'm I'm not saying we have to celebrate it.
We can definitely accept it, and that's fine. Yeah, I
think the days of celebrating it are over. I think

(44:27):
the days of wearing it like a badge of honor, like, hey,
this is what makes me special because I have a
weird kink and I like to stick my tongue on
other people's assholes. That's gone, Like, your kink is your kink.
It doesn't make you special. None of that makes you
anything more than a human, disgusting human being, which I'm
raising my hand. I'm also a disgusting human being. I

(44:50):
like my sexual shit, my kinks, and no I'm not
going to talk about them in public. Because no one
needs to fucking know unless you're my sexual partner, and
then we can talk about it. So I think the
the public display of it, the honor that comes with
your kink, is gone. Yes, And so because of that,

(45:10):
I think some celebrities who were using that to pump
themselves up, to make themselves more significant, they're seeing that,
you know, oh shit, bud Light fucking took a dive
because of Dilan mulvaney. Maybe this is not gonna bring
me success. Maybe this is only gonna hurt me. So
I'm just gonna go ahead and be true to myself.
And I actually like Dick. I have a nice vagina

(45:32):
and I like Dick. That's okay too, you can all
fourth yeah again, I don't care. Yeah, I don't care.
Don't advertise it. Let's all move on from that. Sex
is not the end all be all of life. It's
a big part of it, especially if you're under the
age of forty, but it's not the end all, be

(45:54):
all of life. And there's other more important things and
so let's fucking ditch it.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
A big We're gonna get into some other Scotus Supreme
Court talk. But along those lines, there was a ruling
this week, a sixty three decision, which, of course you
know who the three were, the ultra libs, and we'll
get into some of them later, but this was a
big one and we talked about this on the show.
In a sixty three decision along ideological lines, the Supreme

(46:22):
Court ruled the public schools in Montgomery County, Maryland, must
allow parents to opt their children out of lessons featuring
story books with LGBTQ characters if the parents have religious objections.
The case stemmed from a twenty twenty two curriculum change
that allowed such books, prompting challenges from parents who argued
it violated their First Amendment free exercise rights. Why this

(46:43):
had to go to the Supreme Court, I do not understanstand.
I will never understand it. If I want my kid
to be taken out of if I could take them
out of sex ed, there's absolutely no reason why I
shouldn't be able to take them out of a class
like this. No, I don't want you to have your
drag queens reading to my kids. It's very very simple.

(47:05):
They don't need to be there period. If you're not
gonna let religion in schools, which I'm not a huge
fan of either. You don't need to have this shit there.
I didn't even have let my kids to go to
the sex ed classes because I don't trust how they
were going to go ahead. Now they're going to talk
about it. I'd rather be the one to talk talk
to them. I'm the parent. That should end with me, period,
end of story. But this had to go to the
Supreme Court.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
I could not agree more. And I am not a parent,
and I could not agree more. I'm in education, and
I agree with you that it should be parent choice,
family choice. I mean, it's it's called public school, meaning
it's publicly funded, meaning it should teach things that enhance

(47:47):
the greater good of the public. You know, I'm going
to go on a limb here. You know, things like literacy, math, physics,
social studies, history, things like that. That's for the public good.
You should know where you came from, so you know
where you're going actual education.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, other Supreme Court news. This is beautiful. Now, this
is Amy Cody Bartlett who this.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Might have been my favorite part of the whole.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
And I honestly, I know a lot of people don't
like her and they might not agree with what a
lot of her positions are But to me, honestly, at
this point, she can go either way, and I don't
know that it's politically driven. I think that's actually her

(48:40):
views on the Constitution, and I think I think it's
doing it the way she's I think she might be
doing it and it might be pissing people off. And
that's her interpretation of the of the of the Constitution.
And I know there's been a lot of talk about
her being on the take. You know, her family has
been threatened and stuff like that. I know that's a

(49:02):
lot of stuff out there. But positions like this, we
will not dwell on Justice Jackson's argument, which is at
odds with more than two centuries worth of precedent. Not
to mention the Constitution itself, we observe only this Justice
Jackson decrees an imperial executive while embracing an imperial judiciary.

(49:24):
No one disputes the executive has a duty to follow
the law, but the judiciary does not have the unbridled
authority to enforce this obligation. In fact, sometimes the law
prohibits the judiciary from doing so. A bunch of legalese
comes in, which is fantastic, great stuff. Justice Jackson down.

(49:44):
Now this is about another You guys can go to
the show notes to read this. Justice Jackson skips over
the legalese because analyzing the government statue involves boring legalese posts.
At three, she seeks to answer a far more basic
question of enormous practical significance. Mayor federal court in the

(50:05):
United States of America order the executive to follow the law.
In other words, it is necessary to consider whether Congress
has constrained the judiciary. What matters is how the judiciary
may constrain the executive. Justice Jackson would do well to
heed her own admonition. Everyone from the President on down

(50:25):
is bound by the law. This opinion came out specifically
because of all the activist judges at lower levels throwing
a wrench in everything that happens in Trump's agenda. Yep,
and I loved that that came out. I love that
she was the one to go ahead and said it.
And I'm not going to say I'm a big fan
of her, but that was a good opinion. I enjoyed

(50:47):
the writing and I agree. Yes, Kenji Jackson is a
DII higher period end of story.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Oh she's and she's a moron. I mean, listen, I'm
not saying I know constitutional law better than she does.
I'm saying if that was an interest of mine, and
I really got off on you know constitutional law. Uh,
and people who do are way smarter than her. She's
she's yeah, you said it. I don't need to repeat it.

(51:17):
I will say this was a a masterclass in in
using your position as a Supreme Court judge too respectfully,
but but dominantly put her down, like just just quoting,
like when that opening statement that she's ignoring two centuries

(51:39):
of constitutional law, Like, dude, you're so far out of
your fucking league. You're not You're not even talking about
the original Constitution that was written. So and I and
I and I agree. I mean, the Supreme Court's job
is to judge different actors against the Constitution and be

(52:02):
the final say on whether or not their actions are constitutional.
And that goes for you know, a neighbor who burns
down a fence because it was on their property line,
all the way up to the President who is making
these decisions these eos and and whether or not they
match up to the Constitution, whether it's in your rights
as a citizen of this country, to do the actions

(52:24):
that you did. That's what the Supreme Court's there to do,
not to impede or to stop the process of these individuals,
but to judge their actions later upon the Constitution and
find out whether or not it can be done again later.
And Jackson is she's she's trying to commandeer way more

(52:47):
power than she should she should be allowed. It's it's
that's that's not in her jurisdiction. You're not as powerful
as you think you are. So sit down, shut the
fuck up. Which is basically what what was said, and
let that Let the adults talk now.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
And the Constitution is in political football. It's the constitutions.
It shouldn't be Yeah, so it shouldn't. It should be
judged on what it is, period. And I'm sorry, I
am so sorry that the Supreme Court is the last
place where this argument stops. Get the fuck over it.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
This is where it ends.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
They actually do get to say what goes at the
very end of the day, and you can appeal as
much as you want, but when it gets to the
Supreme Court, that's where it stops. And that goes for
whether you're a conservative, whether you're liberal or whatever. That's
how it works. That's why we've got it. It's part
of the constitution. Suck it.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I mean, imagine if the president had to check with
Congress first of all all and then check with the
judiciary branch, the Supreme Court on every decision he made. Imagine,
I mean that the government would grind to a halt.
That's not what the what the constitution says. It says

(54:08):
the President can make decisions, can make orders, Congress can
make them law, and then the judiciary is there to
make sure that they coincide with are in alignment with
fit into the US Constitution. That's it, that's how it works.
And then the fourth branch of government was supposed to

(54:29):
be the media journalism to try and make sure everybody's
doing their jobs and being truthful about it, and they
fucking failed ten years ago. So here we are, HAFE.
Do we have a halfe siding here?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Oh, we've got a HAFE siding. How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Holy shit?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Are you okay?

Speaker 11 (54:46):
I'm here?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Are you are you hydrated?

Speaker 11 (54:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
All right, all right? Good?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
We had a lot of concern about you last week,
but you you pulled it out. Are you still hungover?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
No?

Speaker 11 (55:01):
I'm fully recovered beautiful about about ten thirty am Thursday.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
So, well, you're you're gonna love the first half of
the show.

Speaker 11 (55:13):
Then yeah, I uh, we were shorthanded and a couple
of people went, I'm sick, and so the schedules are
messed up and my floor comes up to me as
I'm on roulette. So the second of four table that's

(55:34):
supposed to do to get out here. When I told
you I was gonna be out here, and she said
you're going to five ball now, and I was like okay,
Like any other time, I'm like, okay, cool, but you
fuck with my Saturdays. No, you don't do that. I'm
kind of busy doing a show on Saturdays. But people,

(55:56):
you know, no, And I was getting to that hang on,
see all these all these people, like all these people
are work with, they're all fucking babies.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
You know.

Speaker 11 (56:09):
You're telling me to do a four ball or a
five ball and they're like, like, you can't make money
in the break.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Room work hardcore?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yeah we used to do.

Speaker 11 (56:19):
Yeah, we used to do a half hour downs, and
a four ball with a half hour down is two hours.
That's a six ball now because we'ren twenty minute downs
like think about that. They crack in half. You told
me to do a six ball and the floor that
came up and told me that. I mean, I should
have known. Her name is Ashley. I mean, who you know?
They're all shaky, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Those Ashley's man, they'll creep those Ashleys. Oh my god,
I mean, whoa to anyone who falls in love with
an Ashley like that? It's tough.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Yeah, and you never know when they're gonna say, hey,
you need to get get back get your head back
in there, you know, right, Hey, hey, get get back
down there, kid, get back get back down there and
start working. You're not done yet. Oh so all right,

(57:13):
Well that's okay. How's the night going? And we're glad
you made it? I mean, that's that's.

Speaker 11 (57:18):
I'm glad I made it. The night's going pretty good.
Last night slow start, but rallied big time. And tonight
tonight's decent so far, so we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
All right, You're going to a holiday week, right, I mean,
that's that's a good thing.

Speaker 11 (57:34):
Yeah. Well yeah, Fourth of July is big time hit
and miss with this place. It's most of the time
it's like we're packed with non tippers and when the
fireworks show starts, like it clears out and then some
of them come back in. That's usually that's usually fourth
of July, the fireworks night. That's what it's on Friday

(57:59):
this year, right, it is, so the whole weekend is
kind of a holiday. So we'll see who's how it goes?
All right, all right, but my neck I'll get going
into a tub ball next, so I'll be back out.
I'll be back in forty leave.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
That's good, okay, okay, very well. Maybe maybe maybe we
save the farm report for the second second showing I
don't know, I'm just we don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
We can do that, Okay, Hey, in the in the
name of Drunkards call and halfay, I want you to
get in on this. Whoa what did drunkards call? In
the name of drunkards call? Our old show? That the
show from a decade ago at least. I just I'm

(58:43):
bringing this. This is this is from Ghana. I'm just
gonna show this picture for the.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Did you I mean I had Ghana for a while.
The doctor said I had Sorry, yeah, I had to
take some medication for it and I got rid of it.
But yeah, oh wait no, that was Ghana, Rhea. Sorry
this is country my bad. Okay, sorry, go ahead please sorry.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
In Ghana they have a Drunkard's Association. This is like
six point six million people are a part of this
and they are pissed. They are very, very angry in
Africa and I love this in a viral post on
x and We're going to follow him. His name is
Moses Anya. He goes by the name of dry Bone Decreed.

(59:33):
The decreed the continued rise in prices for alcohol alcoholic drinks,
fueled by surprising appreciation of the national currency, the CD.
The frustrated members of the group marched through the city
of Akra and demanded the government lower alcohol prices. I
love this guy. He's our best buddy. I'm going to

(59:55):
reach out to him and I want to see if
we can get him on the show.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Oh God, yeah. Can he be our I don't want
to say mascot because that feels tomeaning somehow, but I
want him to be like our show's symbol, our spear down.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
He's got to be our Ganyan, like, uh, affiliate something.

Speaker 11 (01:00:19):
If you do get him on the show, Dan, you
got to do the Gunnerya joke. You got to bring
it back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Okay, I definitely will. I'll keep that one in my
back pocket. It's an easy one. You know, it was easy,
it was it just yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
I to date, the prices of alcoholic drinks keep going up.
If you purchase alcohol, there is an increment of about
fifteen percent, and this affects vendors dry Bones that I love.
His name is drive Bone. We've learned so that the
CD has gained some strength and the price of some
items has been reduced. However, the cost of alcohol remains high.

(01:00:54):
The Drunkers Association called on the former Ghanyan President John
Jermani Muhamma and the Minister of Trade and Industry to intervene,
adding that it will give the government three weeks to
find a solution. They're gonna rage in Ghana and it's
a guy named dry Bone is gonna rage.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Yeah. We went through a similar period here in this
country with prohibition. I mean remember there was there was
actual riots, yes, in in big city Chicago, New York, Atlanta, Baltimore,
big like you know, cops had to come out with
Baton's kind of riots. I mean, maybe this is actually

(01:01:34):
part of you know, a civilized country going from maybe
a third world country to you know, you're upgrading to
like a second or first world country here. This is
just part of the growing pains. And so we are
with you, Drybone one hundred percent. He's our new al Capone.
They're they're gonna have They're gonna have speakeasies, They're gonna

(01:01:56):
have fucking dudes with Tommy guns protecting the speaking. They're
gonna have cheap alcohol and and fast women and even
faster horses. And it's gonna be Ghana. This is their
coming of age party here. They're coming out. Man, I
love it and I'm so here for you guys.

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
What are rental prices like in Ghana? Just ask them
for a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Ill, I'm gonna say, sub sub sub sub San Francisco,
New York. I'm gonna say it's below that. I what
was their currency called the c C. I'm gonna sayidd,
I'm gonna say five hundred a month, which is probably

(01:02:39):
equivalent to two fifty US dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Uh, it's sixty four lower than the United States.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
What of the US average, Because that's apartments range from
eighty one dollars and nine to nine cents go eighty
one dollars and nine nine cents a month. I saw it, I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Carried dude, are you kidding me? That's where a three
bedroom apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Break over there and we're out. We could do this
show from any.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Utilities are thirty nine dollars and thirty one cents per
month for basic utilities.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Dude, we could live like kings over there.

Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
Oh my god, hold it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
It gets even better. Hold on local markets, embrace the environment.
Markets for groceries. I'm sure, I'm sure we're gonna get
you know, stabbed whatever, raped and all kinds of shit.
But anyway, expect to pay two dollars and one cent
for a leader of milk, a dollar sixty or a
kilo of rice, three dollars and seventy three cents for
a kilo of chicken file as.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Jesus, dude, that's a lot of chicken. Fuel is a
dollar eight per leter, which a leader is a little
bit less than a gallon. Yeah yeah, I mean, come on, dude,
we're paying three times all of that here, and rent

(01:04:12):
is like four times that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
I'm just saying. I mean, I mean, obviously we're gonna
have to work remote in order to afford this.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Living ridiculous there technology makes that happen. I'm just saying,
speak English, right, they speak English there. Sorry, I'm sure
there's a couple that do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I don't know. I don't know if I'm gonna like
the food or anything, but you know, maybe that's true.

Speaker 11 (01:04:44):
That's good. Every time I hear uh here Ghana, I
think of that. Remember that soccer fan that goes back
like in the nineties when Ghana beat the US. You
guys remember that clip when he's like crying out like
we lost to God. It is really funny. So fucking

(01:05:06):
whining a little bit before I forget and with the
whole farm report and stuff coming next for next break,
I want to give a shout out to a possible
possible fan of the show. I don't know. I don't
know if people lopped onto it or not, but a
friend of ours certainly happy. I'm pretty sure it's his

(01:05:26):
fiftieth to uh to Andy on his birthday is the thirtieth,
so that's what the Wenesday Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Oh no, yeah, yes, today's the twenty eight so Monday
or Monday, Mondayday, Monday, yep.

Speaker 11 (01:05:42):
So Andy, if you're listening, happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Hell yeah, man, Happy birthday. Happy fiftieth. That's a that's
a big one. I hope, I hope someone is sucking
you off. And I hope it's not Trump. He's too
busy with Bbie. Yeah he won't. It won't be Trump.
But and wow, yeah that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Was an awkward callback. But oh that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Hey, guys, I'm just saying I'm sure he's still down
there on his knees trying to finish bb off, because
why else would he be doing all this?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Ship are so we're so fired up tonight, We're so
fired up. Hey, the TSA is urging U you guys,
Are you guys traveling because they don't want you to
present your waffle House card. Don't do that. That doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I'm going to so first of all, well, right when
you go to Ghana. Yeah, I'm unfamiliar with waffle house culture.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
It does?

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Does a waffle House membership card have your picture on it? Like?
Is that a picture?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I d yeah, it's a mug shot though.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Okay, well I have been arrested. I do have a
mug shot. It's out there somewhere, so I could use
that one. It was from like what a teen nineteen
years ago? But whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Other things to delete from the show. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Oh't no, it's fine. People can look it up. Uh No,
I mean that's just it's funny that the TSA had
to put that out. That that means people are trying it. Yeah,
I mean, you don't see something like this. Nobody just
comes up with this. People must be trying it, and
they have to be like, hey, hey, that's not gonna work.

(01:07:27):
It's not a valid ID. Go back to the DMV
and get a real ID.

Speaker 11 (01:07:33):
I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
All right, brother, we'll see you in about forty minutes.
The man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Ye see it. And just for the record, I don't
regret my vote at all for Trump, No at all,
no period. Now we'll stop. Yeah, no, I mean regardless
of the actions. Because if there's politics that's gonna come
with it, there's gonna be a lot of stuff that

(01:07:58):
I don't like. But overall, no, I'm feeling it all.
I have zero problem with any of it, period.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
And you know what, you know, what I love is
that there's actually room to criticize the president, to yeah,
to to second guests, to to say maybe we shouldn't
be going to war, maybe we shouldn't be doing this,
And there's room in this party, in this movement right
now to be like, and we talked about it last week,
that the the separation, the different different thoughts, the different

(01:08:30):
way of thinking in the Republican Party is way more
diverse than it is in the Democratic Party. And and
so I like that there's room to say, Hey, you
killed it over here, A plus, great job, well done.
I love the tariffs, that's us, and I don't, yeah,
second guessing, fucking love this or could we have done

(01:08:52):
a little bit better over here? Like could we tweak
it a little bit so next time we're not almost
at World War three? But yeah, there's that room to
shit dude, on this show. We can talk about it
without fear of having our our fucking episode flagged, our
episode taken down, us getting shadow band that's gone. That's

(01:09:16):
for now, right right there, right for now. But right now,
that feels really good to be able to actually debate,
able to talk about these things and not have to
worry about some fucking gestapo black bag asshole showing up
my fucking I get a mark on my mailbox and
I'm gone, you never hear from me again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Well, not to delay things, but there's still a lot
of people who are really freaking out fits because oh
my god, here's Kira Sedgewick, and.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
I felt like it was important to get on the
blower and talk a little bit about what the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Fuck is blower? I mean, what the fuck is blower?
I don't know what or is I'm going to I mean,
I know what a blower is, but I don't know
what she's referring to as a blower.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
I mean, I I'm pretty sure that's Kevin Bacon.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
He could be He could be a blower. He could
be a fluffer too. Hey, Hey, I am Bacon. Hey,
I'm just saying right, all right, back to back to cure,
because this is gonna get good, because we're gonna go
to Ben Stiller next.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
How I'm feeling and wondering how you're feeling about the
state of our union. I'm finding myself pretty scared about
a lot of things. Scared about losing my rights as
a woman, Scared about losing my right to vote as
a woman, Scared about losing autonomy over my body as
a woman. Scared of my parents' social Security checks, Scared

(01:10:44):
of food banks running out of food and not being
able to replenish because they're no longer getting federal funding. Yes,
the federal government can use improvement. And there's a lot
of things that they've done right over the decks. So
I think the answer to being freaked out for me
is about community. And I feel excited that that we're

(01:11:07):
coming together as a nation on Saturday and you can
look it up in your.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Okay, Yeah, as everybody get together on Saturday and let's
all get out. I'll get out the vote. All right,
I'm not done yet. Here comes Ben Stiller this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Full wait wait, wait, hold on, hold on, okay, because
I don't want I don't want to lose momentum on her. Okay,
because Ben Stiller is his own animal. You can literally systematically,
point by a point, go down her argument and dismantle it.
I mean, that's how mentally ill these people are. They
are living in a different world. First of all, she's

(01:11:41):
too old to have kids. So what kind of autonomy
you're talking about as a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Yeah wait, no, you me and the autonomy where you
had to get a you had to get a job,
a job, you had to take a booster, you had
to take about that that autonomy?

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Yeah, she was that band wagon. Yeah exactly. Her parents dude,
you're a fucking millionaire as your husband. You're worried about
your parents' social Security checks? Fuck off, Shut the fuck up.
You're not the one that should be talking about that.
You're You're not a real person. You're not one of
the people. You're an elite. You are you are a

(01:12:15):
a movie star getting paid way more than what your
work is valued for. Shut the fuck up. And on
top of it, in five years and ten years, when
none of this happens, does she is she publicly mandated
to give an apology because it's not going to happen
the way she thinks it's going to happen. It didn't
happen the first Trump administration when they were all afraid

(01:12:37):
of it. It's not going to happen this time. Do
they publicly have to apologize to him? Because because this
is kind of slandered, I mean, this is public slander.
It's it's it's a passive aggressive it's a passive aggressive
slandering of someone's character, of someone's motivations, of someone's you know, life.

(01:12:57):
They should be black live did A and B. They
should have to do a public apology. Okay, now for
Ben Stiller, because he really goes off the fucking rails.

Speaker 13 (01:13:09):
I think we probably, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:13:13):
I think everybody's going to have their own personal reaction.
And it's impossible not to be aware of the fact
that people feel this, you know that, oh wow, you
know there can be retribution from the government if you
say something wrong, and that's really scary. So just to
even be thinking that way is But you know, of
course I'm aware of it. I think everybody's aware of it.

(01:13:35):
And you know, certain people are just naturally more outspoken
and always have been, and I've sort of, like, you know,
had my own path with it. But right now, yeah,
I think it's It's definitely a thing that people feel,
and in a way, for me, it makes me think
about it even more about what do I really want

(01:13:56):
to say and how do I really feel about something?
And I think for artists in times like these, that
their creative energy really goes into expressing, you know, what
they feel. And there's a lot of amazing work that
can come out of times like these that I hope
we stay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, this is a jerk off who isn't relevant anymore.
He hasn't done a movie that's done anywhere decent in
a while. Neither is Kira Sedgewick, and I would be
I would I would find it very interesting, and I
haven't looked it up to go ahead and see what
agencies actually are representing him, because I think there's something
to that. They are virtue signaling a motherfucker. They're trying

(01:14:32):
to be relevant. They have nothing to be relevant about.
They're wishing for fascism. They're wishing to be blacklisted. They're
wishing to be treated like like they did, like what
happened in McCarthyism. They're they are literally wishing for that.
They are hoping it into existence.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
So that they have some kind of relevant it can be.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
But if they don't have the talent to keep up,
they're done right. None of this is there's I'm sorry,
there is no Handmaid's Tail. It's not happening. Nobody's coming
after your rights. Nobody's coming after you know. Nobody's saying
that you can't worship how you want to worship. Nobody's
saying that you can't be who you want to be.
They're saying that law and orders a big deal. They're

(01:15:18):
saying that we need to take responsibility. They're big intough accountability.
I mean, if you accountability, this isn't the time to
be around. Probably, but there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
No, no, And like, as you very aptly pointed out,
they were the ones that were on social media and
publicly speaking out against evil Cretans who weren't taking the vaccine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Six, it's part.

Speaker 11 (01:15:45):
From you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
You can't be around old folks, you can't go out
in public. You should have your public rights revoked if
you're not going to get a vaccine. That's that's the dichotomy.
You know what's crazy to me is Ben Stiller, uh
was was part of the production and starred in Tropic Thunder,
a movie that that that even today is very controversial,

(01:16:09):
funniest fuck iconic. I mean, one of the most classic
movies ever made, could not be made in today's world.
He was part of that then. And now you're gonna
sit there and be like, I'm afraid to say and
and and say what's in my my heart and and
to speak my piece. Shut the fuck up, dude. You
were in the most racist movie ever and you were hilarious.

(01:16:30):
And who where's that guy? Where did he go?

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
He went?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
He went full retard.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Yeah he did retard. No, but he went, he went
full retard Jesus Christ. I re read it for beer too.
Here my first beer is gone. Yeah, and and also
great first half of the show. Great beer. I'm gonna
say right now, my next beer is gonna be really

(01:16:56):
hard to it's it's gonna be really hard to top
that first one. That was amazing. I uh, how'd your
how'd yours finish?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I liked it. I liked it a lot. I'm back.
The streak has been broken. It doesn't matter what happens
with beer two. The streak has definitely been broken. So
I'm I'm elling you very very happy where I am so, uh, Lisa,
thank you for the call in Muse Valley that that
quad that was. That was a good call. I am
going to go ahead and grab a sour Oh next okay,

(01:17:24):
and shift gears a little bit, but uh yeah, good times.
All right, Beer two is coming up. Let's do it
all right. First half went a little long. That's okay.
Sometimes you got it you you gotta get it done

(01:17:44):
fits and that was that was what needed to happen
there at the very very end of the first half.
So I I am I appreciate your rolling with that.
Of course, all right, I called an audible And yes, Lisa,
that's what happens when you drop your bopper, dude, Yes,

(01:18:06):
that's right. Dropping your bopper is a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Now, Okay, it is from now on for me, it
has to it has to be. Yeah, all right, yeah, fits,
I got a new brewery.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
And they're out of Bisbee. Okay ya.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Oh nice love Bisbe. Yeah, one of my favorite favorite
Arizona towns.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to go down there because
if you look at the beers that they have on
this list, there's a they have a they have a
Baltic Porter, they've got a barley wine. They're not afraid
to do an EESB. And I'm drinking a triple I
got a triple drink, a triple I p ah, double

(01:18:52):
dry hopped, triple I p a. I'm it's a ten percenter.
I'm going to go for it. It's called judgment blade.
I think I get and originally I thought, oh, and
they've got eighteen ninety eight American Imperial Stout, which is
a ten point. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
They also looks like they make their own sodas too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Yeah. Yeah, They've got a spicy Dunger Crew and a
Sasparilla soda Sasparilla sasparilla. But yeah, they're out of Bisbee,
little little town in Arizona. You guys can go go
online check it out. It's Electric Beer Brewing dot Com.
I thought this was a sour because I did grab
a bunch of sours, So don't tell the uh, the grays.

(01:19:35):
I'm drinking a triple I p A. But I think
I've done. Maybe we don't do triple I p as
on here. Typically this is not the normal beer that
we would we would throw throw back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Well it's I mean, it's it's also hard to do
a triple I p A.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Yeah, yeah, And to that point, there's not a lot
of them. You're right, right, right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
In general, it's hard to do a double, and then
you do a triple that's kind of a unicorn.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
That's not common. So this one right out of the gate,
big time piny smell. But it looks hazy. It's very
West Coast, very piny. I'm gonna take a shot of
this because and I'll drop this into chat because there

(01:20:22):
is something unique about this. The head on it is
if you look real close, you might see me topless.
That's a good thing. But I'll throw this in the
chat real quick. The head on it is kind of ridiculous. Yeah,
it's about an inch and that's not really a typical feature.

(01:20:45):
But it smells good. Oh shit, oh man, subtle, sweet dank.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Oh oh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Oh I no, lie, this is the best ip I've
ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Dude, that's amazing. That's very surprising for you. You're not
an ip A.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Guy, but I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I mean, I like my ip as, but it's not like,
Hey god, I really man, I really need an ip A.
This is a fucking epic, I pa. It's ten percent,
it's double dry hopped, it's smooth, it's not assaulting. It
looks like this is a hazy in every way. It

(01:22:07):
truly is, but it's a it's a West Coast hazy
if you can wrap your head around that, not like
a Northeast where it's kind of sweet and it's just
kind of dirty. This is piny, but it's sweet. It's
just the hops are fucking on point.

Speaker 11 (01:22:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Wow, I'm I'm fucking stoked. And it's not there's nothing
to do with the first beer that lit me up,
because I know, let's face it, we're pre lit up.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
But uh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
M hm, I am gonna go. I'm gonna go get
more of these nice fucking great.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
I p a nice but you got good. Fine, Uh well,
I'm doing my last. I mentioned a few weeks ago
that I picked up one of the marketed choices are
in my area here had a whole entire selection of
a droit the beers, and I picked up one of each.
And I'm not gonna lie. Some of them didn't didn't

(01:23:06):
make the show, not because they weren't worthy, but just
because I'm a weak man and I had to have
one and it wasn't showtime. But this one I definitely
saved for the show, and I'm and I'm really glad
I did. This is one of their again, their ghost series,

(01:23:26):
and this one's called the Dia de los Moertos. Beautiful
can Art once again, as always, just just gorgeous stuff.
It's a Russian Imperial. It's a thirteen point seven, so
kind of a big step up from my last beer double. Actually,

(01:23:47):
i'll tell you the first thing I noticed, and Russian imperials, look,
they pour thick. We know they pour thick. They pour
with a nice solid head on them. This thing was
this thing was viscous. Even for Russian Imperial. This thing
was was it was hard to get it out of
the can. I literally felt like I was pouring oil

(01:24:08):
out of it. Okay, I could probably run my car
on this. It's for you know, six to twelve months
without any any negative repercussions at all, all right, but
uh so, poured very thick. The smell is there's there's
some coffee in there. I'm I'm guessing some vanilla or
some something that's sweetening up a little bit, and then

(01:24:30):
I'm getting some cinnamon. So this is a like a
Mexican hot chocolate style Russian Imperial, which is basically my
favorite kind of beer. Ever, I I don't want them
every night, but when they come around, I I just it.
It just takes me to another place. And I don't
know why, and I don't know where, but it's it's

(01:24:50):
better than here, happy place, man, It's it's my happy
place right exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
So uh yeah, what what's the good? What ghost number
is that? Did you put on to ask me this?

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
But these these don't have a number. It just says ghost.
Uh yeah, it says right here ghost?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Where those Okay, that's okay, just that's right, I'll drop it.
I'll figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Okay, here we go. Oh oh, okay, all right, I
am gonna eat my words from from earlier in the
show when I said that that first beer is gonna
be hard to top. Holy fuck, this is good, all right,

(01:25:42):
great balance beer. It's so any of you familiar with
the Imperial start, it's hard to get it balanced. They
balanced it perfectly. There's a little bit of cinnamon, like
I said, a little bit of manilla. There's some coffee
in there to just keep the bitter there, and then
it burns all the way down, which from a thirteen

(01:26:02):
point seven is not a surprise. Yeah. Look at that
fucking an art. Look at the art on that just
there is five O four. That's the number. Great great beer.
Not a sex beer. And I'm gonna tell you why
I I don't. I don't want to have sex with her.

(01:26:23):
I want to just sit and talk. I want to
get to know her.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
That's a thing I want to know, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
I want to know what her what her seventh and
eighth grade years were like, and what the trials and
tribulations she went through. I want to know what high
school was like. I want to know what college was like.
I want to know what her first marriage was like,
I want to know who her kids are. I want
to know what she does for work. I want to
know her entire life story. I don't I'm not interested
in getting in her pants. I want to get to

(01:26:51):
know this beer and slowly over the course of ten dates,
and then we can decide if, yeah, if we want
to drop our panties or not. But god damn, this
is fucking good. Holy crap. This is marriage material, dude,
this is this is marriage material.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
We need a marriage material. Like we've established that you've
had a couple of them like that, and and that
was a sounder for that. We actually absolutely do. Yeah,
I completely get it. That's a long study, right that.
That's one of those beers that you're gonna I'm gonna
sit here and I'm just gonna sip it. I'm gonna
look at it, and I want I want quiet too.

(01:27:30):
I don't want anything interrupting me. There's no there's nothing
on the TV. There might be some music just because
I need background noise, and that's it. I'm just I'm
it's a it's a philosopher's beer. That's what that is.
That's awesome.

Speaker 11 (01:27:43):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Yeah, dude, it's it is. That's exactly what is. You
nailed it right there, It's exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
So good. All right, let's talk about communist New York fits.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Can we do that? Can we should we? Why are
we here?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I don't see why we Why we shouldn't. I don't
see how we can't. So this week the ultrasocialists of
New York got a big win against Andrew Como. He
conceded the New York City Democratic Meal Private primary to
Zohan mem Donnie. Shit's about to get sideways in New York.

(01:28:26):
It was already jacked up because of Eric Adams. Don't
get me wrong, that guy didn't do much for him.
But shit is about to get unreal New York. Either
either they salvage themselves or they are going down the
road of one Gotham two. They're gonna be London. They're

(01:28:47):
going to be done up. This is the most This
is the biggest election, if not in the country's history,
for sure in New York's history.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, no doubt at all.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
And I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
It's okay to be fair. Uh cuomo is is one
step up from Satan himself. I mean, he's a fucking
terrible piece.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Sucks absolutely, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
I get it. It was like back in twenty sixteen,
you could either choose Hillary, you know, Satan herself, or Trump. Like,
I get it. It's the choices aren't great at least
back then.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Yeah, Zohan is not Trump though, right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
No, No, that's what I'm saying. He's he's awful. And
what's amazing is you know these people like Zohan or
Zorn is it Orn Zorn? And I don't know anyway
that guy. They they don't realize that the internet's forever.
So he's taken down a bunch of his old posts
where he posted some like kind of extremest shit, like

(01:29:52):
crazy stuff. He's taken them all down. But the Internet
is forever, and people save that shit, People screen show it,
people have receipts. And the stuff that's coming out about
stuff he said over the last what six to eight
years is extremist. And I'm not and I'm not I'm

(01:30:12):
not trying to be sensational here. He's extreme. He's he's
on the out outer skirts of what it is to
be a liberal and on the like almost terrorist side.
And I and I'm not I'm not again, I'm not
trying to be sensationalists. Literally some of his stuff is
like we need to like take down the infidels kind

(01:30:34):
of stuff. And he's now running, he's a major candidate
for for New York. What what is going on? And
you said it? I mean, I I think they're gonna
go full Gotham. I think you know Dark Knight, the
very first Dark Knight movie. Uh, you know, bridges get
blown and and everybody's trapped on the fucking island and

(01:30:57):
no one gets off, and there's there's magic dustin air,
and everyone's fucking hallucinating. I could see that shit happening.
I mean, this is wild, absolutely wild.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Here here's one of his best quotes recently.

Speaker 14 (01:31:14):
Oftentimes, we've even found as legislators when we go into
these courts. The term violent crime is even used when
people are stealing packages. Violent crime is even used when
people are accused of burglary and there happens to be
a housing unit in that same dwelling. So violence is
an artificial construction.

Speaker 11 (01:31:31):
Have to be very clear what.

Speaker 14 (01:31:33):
Is happening here with these district attorneys.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
That is violence?

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Democrat district attorneys let's let's go ahead and make sure
that's clear.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Violence is a construct. Fits it's not real, it's just
it's just a construct. It's just a framework that's put
around crime that it's it's just a construct.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
You know. Violence is uh, well, like the famous quote,
or maybe it's not famous, but I'm gonna make it
famous right now. You know, violence is like is like
anal sex. I mean, you know it when you see it,
even if you've never seen it before. Once you see it,
you're like, whoa, Okay, yeah that's violence. That's someone getting

(01:32:18):
fucked in the ass. Yeah, like I you know, I
said this in our in our group chat, and it
was in jest. I wasn't of course serious. But if
you think violence is an artificial, official construct, let's lock
you in a in a padded room with a really
violent individual and see how artificial you think that is.

(01:32:40):
Let's let's put you in in a in a closed
cell with you know some axe murder or or you
know some fucking two and eighty pound just corn hash
dude that that you know he's in prison because he
killed some dude in a bar fight. Let's see how
you think about violence then, because it's it's a real thing.

(01:33:01):
I'm this this notion that someone breaks into a house
and that should be okay. Or someone steals a bunch
of property from a target. And again I'm not pro target.
I know they're a big, multinational billionaire company. I get it.
That doesn't mean that stealing shit from them is okay,

(01:33:21):
because then that just raises prices for me and everybody
else I know. And yeah, and especially when they're running
out of the store, someone tries to stop them and
then they get violent. That's violence that I don't care
what happened beforehand. You start throwing hands, that's violence. You

(01:33:42):
pull out a knife, you pull out a gun, that's violence.
That is now you're imposing your will at the cost
of someone else's freedom. It can't be allowed in any
civilized society. You need to be put away or put down.
That's the two options, period. And it's very dangerous talk

(01:34:03):
to say something like what he just said that violence
is an artificial construct. Again, that's a man who's never
been hit in the mouth, he's never been kicked in
the balls, he's never had a rib go through a lung.
He's just lived his life and thinks that all of
that stuff is make belief that that doesn't really happen,
that it's just people trying to survive. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Wow. Zohran Kwame Mamdani born October eighteenth, nineteen ninety one
in Kompala, Uganda is an American politician, Democratic Democratic Socialist
and member of the New York State Assembly, representing the
thirty sixth district in Queens since twenty twenty one. Note
if you notice that they picked the softest, the absolute

(01:34:49):
softest districts to run from, it was he did the
same course.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
Oh yeah, she did.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
He's the presumptive Democratic nominee for New York City mayor
in twenty twenty f five election, pois to potentially become
the city's first Muslim An Indian American mayor, as well
as one of the youngest. Mamdani immigrated to the United
States at the age of seven, with his family settling
in New York City. His father, Mahmoud Mamdani, is a

(01:35:15):
prominent post colonial studies professor at wait for it, dramatic pause,
Colombia Columbia University.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Goddamn, I still I still cringe when I think that
I actually applied there. You know, here's the deal too.
I if you, if you would have just said he's
Muslim and Indian, I okay, great, I mean, good for him.
There should be representation because let's I mean, let's face it,
there are a significant number of Muslims in New York City,

(01:35:49):
a significant number of Indians pakistanis you know that that
Southern Asian persuasion. They should be represented. I'm all for that.
The problem comes when you hear what his words are,
when you understand his philosophy, when you understand what his
hot buttons are, uh and and his agenda. That's what's scary.

(01:36:11):
It's not that he's Muslim, it's not that he's Indian,
it's not that he has brown skin. It's the fucking
shit that he says. And I'm I'm sorry, I mean,
we are did not JF or not JFK Martin Luther
King Jr. Did he not say that? You know he
wants his kids judged by the content of their character
and not the color of their skin. We don't care

(01:36:33):
this guy's brown. We don't care that. We don't care
that he's Indian. It's the shitty saying the content of
his character is scary as fuck. Why are we judging
him on that?

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Well we should be, that's for damn sure.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
So he wants to defund the NYPD pretty much get
rid of it period. Yeah, fucking New York. But he
wants to be proposed as creating a Department of Community
Safety to prevent violence through social safety net investments and

(01:37:10):
arguing that over reliance on police for social issues hampers
their effectiveness. He supports increased funding for anti hate crime measures. Great,
anti hate crime, perfect, no problem at all. Now let
me ask you this. If you're planning on taxing the suburbs,

(01:37:31):
the white communities like he has, is that a hate
crime or not. Granted, somebody isn't being killed, but they're
being fiscally fucked because you're discriminating with your taxes. Because
that's what he's proposed.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
I mean, on the face value, I mean, just imagine MacShane.
Just imagine if I a white heterosexual male. I, you know,
through some miracle, I won the the mayoral candidacy for
New York City and one of my statements was, I

(01:38:12):
think the black community needs to be hot, it needs
to be taxed at a higher rate because they cause
more crime. Do you think I would live. Do you
think I would live through the night.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
You'd be destroyed, destroyed, you would be hard feathered, quartered dismembered.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
This is this is the problem with their arguments. This
is the problem with their philosophies, is that they think
that what they say is correct because it's somehow it
rests on some moral justification that that we can't understand
because we're white. And it's like, no, if you're talking
about equal rights for everyone in this country, which our

(01:38:51):
Constitution guarantees, and not just the Constitution Bill of Rights,
all of those you know, women's suffrage and all of
us getting to vote, all of those things are guaranteed.
And when there are when people go against that, we
call it out and we make it fun. I mean,
we went through segregation. We all remember that. I'm not

(01:39:14):
saying I went through it, but I'm saying, as a country,
we went through that. We know what happened and it
got stopped, and we know it's wrong, and we know
what's wrong, and we are there still other ways that's happening,
of course, and we need to work on that for sure.
But for someone to come out and say that white
communities always going to do is force all of the
money and the people that actually should care about public

(01:39:36):
safety and no crime. He's going to force them out
of the city. New York City's going to be, as
we said, just a slumbered shit hole. And all those
people are going to move to I don't know, California,
San Francisco, LA. I don't know where they're going to go,
but they're not going to stay there. Oh my neighbor
because he's black, he gets you know, taxed at fifteen percent,

(01:39:59):
but I get taxed at thirty. Fuck that, I'm out
of here. Businesses, rich folks. I mean, think about museums, orchestras,
all of the art and culture that it is New
York Broadway. It's all going to go away. There's no
way people are going to stand for this, No way.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
But what a great way to force people to move.
And it's a Democrat run city, right. So you've got
Philadelphia's Philadelphia's drugs, Chicago is violence, La is violence, drugs, homeless,
movie stars, movie stars, and I mean it if you're
trying to clear an area for your people, for people

(01:40:45):
of like minded socialists and I'm not there's nothing racist there.
I'm talking about socialists. I'm talking about the direction of
communism at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
Yep, yeah, that's a philosophy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Okay, this is all philosophy. If you're trying to clear
people out and force them into other parts of the country, well,
who's gonna come back into New York when it's Gotham
and it's destroyed and it's it's nothing but a third
world country.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
And there is no Batman by the way, Like, no,
that's your guy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Climate and Education. His Green Schools for Healthier in New
York City plan on aims to combat the climate crisis.
He's still on this. We're not gonna fix the education system.
We're just gonna make it greener. You don't fucking care
about the kids. You don't care about blacks, you don't
care about whites, you don't care about inner city youth,
you don't care about any of that stuff. You're just

(01:41:45):
gonna make it socially acceptable for green energy. You're gonna
you're gonna reduce the carbon footprint, You're gonna reduce the people.
This is this is disgusting, This is fucked. He he
his massive amounts of anti Semitism.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well he's Muslim, so that's that's
a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
But but but more than that, it's it's not just Muslim,
it's he's an Islamist. I'm like, he's like completely against
anything but Islam. So he's an extremist period. Yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Yeah. And just for the uh, you know, trust the
science people. Uh. There was a recent study that came
out of I believe it was Germany, but I could
be wrong. It was a European country places where they
introduced green policies, so so more solar, more wind, you know,

(01:42:44):
all of these green energy initiatives. Poverty. Over five years,
poverty increased fourteen percent in every area they introduced just
these green policies, poverty increased. So yeah, fucking idiot, what
are you talking about. You're going to introduce the ship
into the schools when I mean, you're basically begging poverty

(01:43:05):
to go up. You're you're you're anti white, you're anti jew,
which I'm sorry to say, that's where the money is.
And now you're also pro green initiative poverties. New York
City is going to be one giant poverty whole.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
But you can control people when I're in poverty, Well
you sure can. That's where you get point when they're
when they're on the government tit. Yep, they're going to
be easily controlled. Hey, let's go ahead and put in
some government run groceries because that's a big idea of his,
because that's worked.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
I love this one. Yeah, this is great.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
No, what happens with the government grocery And this has
happened every time this has been tried Russia, Communist social Russia,
for sure, it doesn't fucking work. You end up with breadline. Yeah,
everybody wants sixty sixty cent bread abs fucolutely wouldn't everybody
like that? Okay, well you're gonna have one hundred loaves

(01:44:09):
of sixty cent bread, and then everybody else that's not
a government location is going to actually have bread because
you ran out of your moldy bread that you're selling
for sixty cents, and everybody else is gonna be charging three,
four or five bucks at this point. So you're gonna
have breadlines, You're gonna have poor people who cannot get bread.

(01:44:30):
You're gonna have nobody, nobody, manufacturers, farmers are not going
to go to your city kitchens. You're not gonna go
to your city groceries. Period, you're not gonna get rid
of capitalism. What's gonna end up happening is they're gonna leave. Yeah,

(01:44:51):
New York City is going to be absolutely fucked. All
your all your companies are gonna leave, all your mint,
all your all your restaurants are gonna leave. You can
have as many government institutions you enjoy. Your government run
rest Your government runs soup kitchens in the Bronx in Queens.
Good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Yep, yep, one hundred percent. You are absolutely correct. And
here's the other thing that will happen. Do you know
how I mean? The price of a mechanical bread kneed,
a breadmaker is like sixty bucks right now. So people
will look at that and be like, I can't have

(01:45:32):
bread guaranteed to me for cheap, So I'm just gonna
make my own. I'm gonna go old world. I'm gonna
figure out how to make bread, and I'm just gonna
make it for myself and my family and maybe a
couple of my neighbors. So what happens is you say, well,
we're gonna have cheap bread and and we're gonna make
sure that the bread manufacturers are taken care of. Well,

(01:45:54):
what if what if you're not I mean, the bread
manufacturers have a bottom line. They can't pay their people
more because it's you're trying to run it too cheap.
They're trying to make too much bread for too many people.
And also everyone's gonna be like, fuck this, I'm not
waiting in line. I'm gonna go make my own bread.
So you lose. You end up at the end of
the day, and it takes a while, but after five

(01:46:15):
to fifteen years, you end up with nobody who wants
to make bread for the public and everybody who's making
bread for themselves. That's what happens. Look at Russia, look
at China, look at North Korea. Go down the fucking line.
It's never fucking worked.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
And people start becoming self sufficient. They become angry, of course,
why would you not. And democrats are the democrats are willing,
The democrats are ushering in their own demise. And part
of me is like, fuck, yeah, I hope you guys
burn Yeah, exactly, I hope you fucking light yourselves on fire,
immolate and just run around and I'll put some great

(01:46:53):
music to it while you do it. But this, this
is some sick shit.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
Yep. Yep speaking, Hey, we gotta speaking of six ship,
we gotta helfy height helf a. You know, well, never mind, now,
I don't. I don't want to supersede the farm report out.
Hold on, I'm jumping the gun here.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
Before we pivot to helfe, before we pivot to halfay hefe,
we're talking about socialism in New York. This is very
very important stuff. Ship. One of the names that consistently
comes up in this jerkof's election is Sorows I know,
I know. In the ninth and twenty twenty five NYC

(01:47:40):
Mary Mayor's race, one name shows up as a campaign
funding intermediary for Zorhan mam Dy with a staggering total
of one point six million dollar donations. But here's the problem.
This is from Apple Lamps. You guys can go and
look it up. It's some show notes and it's a
it's a pretty rapparable source. McFarlane is McFarlane is the
only intermediary who has no disclosed donors as required by law.

(01:48:05):
None zero. Jared mcforland, a development officer at George Soros,
funded the Action Lab. There you go, and and and
now New York is people who voted, are now now
googling what is socialism? You fucking yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
That was amazing looking at the Google Google search out.

Speaker 11 (01:48:30):
Hey, I got a I got a quick roulette story. Yeah, okay,
fired up this from last night. Come into roulette and
you don't really expect to win much to roulette, or
to you know, to make much money in roulette. And uh,
these two guys are playing, and the one guy's playing Nichols,
but he's betting like ten dollars on red and ten
dollars on you know, odd, and just playing the outside

(01:48:53):
like that, like go whatever. Everyone's got their ow little system,
not expecting anything from this guy. So first spin, say
he's got red and odd, spend a three, so he
wins both of them. So I pay him his twenty
dollars and he throws me five. I was like, okay, okay,
I can get with this. So the next spin, so

(01:49:15):
say it does like black and even, spend a seventeen.
It was black and odd, so I pay him his ten,
take the other ten, so he breaks even. He throws
me at five, and I was like, okay, all right,
this is not gonna end well for you, but I'm enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
Can handle it. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:49:35):
So the next spin, he goes odd and even and
I spin the ball before I notice it, and the
ball is spinning. I go, oh, you got odd in
even here? You wanna change it? And he goes, no,
I'm good, And I was like, I'm about to say something,
but I was like, wait, he's gonna win unless he
I row a green. He's gonna win one of them
and lose the other one, and he's maybe gonna throw

(01:49:56):
me five. Actual, I rolled what whatever? I rolled it
even or odd, and I paid one and took the
other and he threw me five.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
That's like, all right, Okay, bless bless his heart. Yeah,
bless it, bless his little heart.

Speaker 11 (01:50:14):
I don't know if he was drunk or stupid, but hey,
you know it works for me.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
Hey, both of those things can happen at the same time.

Speaker 11 (01:50:21):
Okay they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Oh judge, Yeah, got your right.

Speaker 11 (01:50:25):
Oh it is a nice guy made like fifty bucks in.

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
That, you know, nice, nice fucking round.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Hey. I I listen that night in Vegas when I
I I blew everything I had. I had ten dollars left.
I put it, put all ten dollars on black twenty
eight mm hmm uh and and it hit. I I
tipped huge. I think I tipped like thirty bucks because

(01:50:52):
I was like, I was done. I mean, there was
there was nothing left for me to do that night.

Speaker 11 (01:50:57):
That was me too, that one when we went up there.
The other time we went up there, I was waiting
for I was waiting for midnight for my paycheck to
come in. And I had ten dollars and I put
five and six, five and eleven eleven hits like I
got one hundred and seventy five bucks. Now look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Yeah, rich, Yeah, I'm backing it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:51:20):
Did you guys, did you guys talk about the new
little prison thing down there with the the swamps.

Speaker 3 (01:51:28):
No, we haven't not gotten to that yet.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
No, we gotten to alligator Alcatraz alligator, Yeah, alligator hacker chess.

Speaker 11 (01:51:35):
Well, maybe maybe you guys can talk about it after
my farm report. Okay, alligators. Did you guys know this
is this is interesting? This is educational right here. Did

(01:51:58):
you know that the sex of an alligator hatchling is
determined by the temperature of the nest during incubation?

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
Yeah, I don't want to sound cocky, but I did
know that that's actually for most reptiles.

Speaker 11 (01:52:12):
Well, can you tell me, can you tell me that
the number, mister cockey the.

Speaker 3 (01:52:18):
No, No, No, I'm going to say above five thousand
degrees is mayle and below one hundred is female.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
No, I have no idea, Lisa says, alligators are four fifty.

Speaker 11 (01:52:33):
Well, our numbers say eighty seven point eight degrees fahrenheit.
That's the number. Everything one, everything, Yeah, everything below that
produces females, and everything above that temperature produces males.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:52:50):
Alligators grow and replace their teeth throughout their lifetime. Some
go through as many as three thousand teeth. It's a
lot of teeth. The fuck, that's what she said. They yeah,
they they're meat eaters. Everybody knows that. But but they

(01:53:11):
will also eat fruits like elderberries, which I have no
idea what those are.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
And oh I have I have elderberry bushes all around
my house. You actually saw our elderberry tree.

Speaker 11 (01:53:22):
Well, they watch out for alligators.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
Yeah, I will. Oh, elder beer yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Grow near alligators.

Speaker 3 (01:53:37):
Yeah, there's several species. There's there's different like depending on
the climate, there's different types of elderberries. So they probably
wouldn't like the Oregon ones that we have up here.
But yeah, they grow everywhere.

Speaker 11 (01:53:49):
Yeah, yeah, I got that said right here. They don't
like organ style elderberries.

Speaker 3 (01:53:53):
Yeah exactly, that's great.

Speaker 11 (01:53:56):
Now they do eat those, they do grapes and stuff
like that. But they can also be animalistic. They can
prey on other alligators when needed, especially the smaller ones.
And this is this is cute. Despite not having vocal cords,
they can produce a loud roar by sucking in air
and blowing it out. Yeah, and fyi, they can climb trees,

(01:54:21):
so usually to do sunbathing, find sunbathes, but yes, or
escape preitors. But they'd probably mean up there too. So
that's the little shout out to the future inmates down there.
And that is your report of the farmage.

Speaker 2 (01:54:47):
All right, let's throw it out to Ronda Santas out
in Florida and learn more about alligator Alcatraz.

Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
No problem.

Speaker 15 (01:54:54):
But all the stuff that goes into intake and processing
of illegals you're seeing put up. This is all twenty
four hours. Twenty four hours from now, you're going to
see even more and by Tuesday this will be able
to have intake of illegals.

Speaker 16 (01:55:09):
And you've thought of everything. Okay, so there are four
gigantic tents. Let's come on over here, and government and
people are thinking, okay, you're in the middle of the amblergoyes.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
It's hot.

Speaker 16 (01:55:19):
That would explain why you've got this bank of air
conditioners here.

Speaker 15 (01:55:22):
Yeah, So I mean this is gonna be Illegals will
come in, they'll be processed, there'll be places for them
to be housed, you'll have an ability for food, you'll
be an ability for them.

Speaker 2 (01:55:32):
To con I'm just going to point out that they
have more fucking air conditioning than I have right.

Speaker 15 (01:55:37):
Now involved with this. So this is really everything. This
is going to be a self contained little area. And
then of course you also have stuff for the staff
that work here. So we've got laundry facilities, we've got showers,
we've got obviously there you see the.

Speaker 2 (01:55:54):
Shower and bath facilities right there.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
Yeap, Where do you go to get a bunch of
bathrooms like that?

Speaker 11 (01:56:01):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:56:01):
We so this is being done by the Division of
Emergency Management. So when we have a hurricane like we
would actually have people stage here for hurricane response normally anyways,
but we have it when we have all the linemen.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
Come in to do the power.

Speaker 15 (01:56:15):
We have to set up little little areas for them,
and so you have all this type of stuff. So
this is not our first rodeo. The deteeny illegal alien
missions a little bit different and the deportations, but logistics
we know how to do that right.

Speaker 16 (01:56:29):
And you know, for people thinking, Okay, they're gonna put
the migrants on this hot asphalt, it looks like you're
building a sub floor, and in fact some guys are
putting down the play with yea.

Speaker 15 (01:56:38):
No, look, this will be I mean, you're not going
to be anything that they're hurting for anything. They'll be
ac they'll be things that everybody needs. There's medical here.
So it's being done right, it's being done by the book.

Speaker 16 (01:56:49):
Well, you know, when you think of the imagery of Alcatraz,
Alcatraz is surrounded by a bay. Here in the Everglades,
we're surrounded by you're actually surrounded by gators and pitho.

Speaker 15 (01:57:01):
So this is as secure as it gets. I mean,
if a criminal alien were to escape from here somehow,
and I don't think they will, you've got nowhere to go.
I mean, what are you gonna do Trudge through the
swamp and dodge alligators on the way back to fifty
sixty miles just to get the civilization not gonna happen.
So so, not only that is a secure it also
takes this deportation mission out of the hair of our

(01:57:25):
local and state law enforcement. This has no impact on
Florida residents because some of that stuff kind of have
an impact on them if it's in more populated areas.
And so logistically this really answers the call. You don't know,
all you need is a little bus to move them,
you know, about two thousand feet that way, then get
on a plane and they're gone.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
It's self sufficient. It has a runway. You can fly
them in, fly them out, fly them anywhere you want.
It's in Florida. I'm sorry, this is genius. Into Santa's
is in the fucking zone hefe yep. Do you have
any any concerns for the gators if they eat too
many illegals?

Speaker 4 (01:58:07):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:58:07):
No, they they there's a lot of gators. I saw
some video there are a lot of gators and uh,
but I didn't know there was a runway there. That's
has visions of con Air coming to me.

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
Oh yeah, it's genius, it's genius.

Speaker 11 (01:58:22):
But but that that could be an escape route.

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
You know, I mean it good if you can, if
you can pay the pilot enough money, You're right, that's
an escape route. I love this so much. I you know,
people liberals are trying to can trying to make this
sound like it's They compare it to concentration camps, and

(01:58:44):
I'm like, are you do you hear what you're saying?

Speaker 16 (01:58:47):
This?

Speaker 3 (01:58:47):
This is this is why we can't take you people anyways,
this is why you weren't serious people. Yeah, because they
have ac they have healthcare, they have food, they have
three square meals a day, they have a bed, they're
they're they're taking care of better than our homeless veterans.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
Okay, yeah, absolutely, senior citizens. Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
They're not being put into gas chambers, They're not being
made to do slave labor, they're not being uh you know,
killed indiscriminately. They're taken care of. I So I just
I got into it with a with a twat on
online on X today. I'm like, do you hear yourself?
Do you hear what you're fucking saying? And the thing is,
this guy normally has some pretty sane stuff to say.

(01:59:34):
And he came out with like, this is concentration cams.
What the fuck are you talking about, dude, Be careful,
be careful. You're about to go down a road you
can't come back from. That's that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Yeah, I'm not buying it. I'm not buying at all.
And I'm totally fine with the alligators and everything. There's
one big fence that goes around. If you get through
the fence, you wanna try your luck, fucking all right, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:59:56):
You're probably gonna get brought back.

Speaker 11 (01:59:59):
But if you want to escape into the glades, there
were there were people, there were people that were out
of their minds when our head.

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
Yeah, it's a great point. And this is this is
this is multitudes better regardless of the humanity down there.
This is so much better.

Speaker 11 (02:00:21):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
And let's remember these are criminals. I'm sorry you're here illegally,
and a lot of you are rapists and thieves and
murderers and and and and street toughs, gang members. I'm sorry.
You get to go home, you get to go everywhere,
You get to go someplace other than here. And it's

(02:00:43):
in the start, is is going to be surrounded by alligators,
enjoy the fucking journey. I have no problem with it.

Speaker 3 (02:00:49):
No, hey, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This is
your prize, dude, fucking take it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
Just don't make the alligators sick.

Speaker 3 (02:00:58):
That's that's my yeah, exactly. Do not feed the alligator's day.
You might make them sick.

Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
I fucking love this. I want to see more. And
and look at how quickly they just went in and
made this.

Speaker 3 (02:01:10):
Oh dude, this was real quick. I love him to
bamboom oh that that was amazing. That was the other
thing about our pile. I mean, say what you want
about him. He was kind of crazy on some ship.
But Tense City was brilliant because it was so cheap.
It was tense out in the middle of the desert
like that costs nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:01:28):
And then and then, But he his downfall wasn't even
the tent thing. His downfall was because he started feeding
him the inmates spoiled food. That was that was his downfall.
If he hadn't have done that, nobody would have said, shit,
before you got before you go half a how do

(02:01:49):
you feel about Back in the day, if we went
to a bar and they had a beer, the pricing
was based on a beer exchange, and depending on the
beer that you wanted the be the the amount the
cost would go up based on the clientele that night.

Speaker 11 (02:02:11):
That's capitalism.

Speaker 3 (02:02:14):
I mean, yeah, it's I mean, it's I mean, it's
market It's like market pressures. Yeah, dictating the price. I'll
tell you what. You know, if I was in my twenties,
that would actually force me to try new beers. You know,
I would show up and be like, all right, what's
the cheapest one. Oh, I don't like that, but I'm
gonna try it because it's in my price range.

Speaker 11 (02:02:33):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I got to run.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
All right, We'll catch a right brother later many.

Speaker 3 (02:02:43):
Yeah, that's an interesting concept. I mean nowadays. I mean,
at this point in my in my life, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
I've got probably not going to not going to get
off on that.

Speaker 3 (02:02:52):
Yeah. Well, I mean I have a secure job, I
have a you know, an income that lets me do
what I need to do. I make enough money. I
would go to a bar and be like, oh shit,
you know, last night Guinness was, you know, four dollars
a pint. Tonight it's six because a lot of people
are buying it because it's Saint Patrick's Day. Give me two. Like,
I wouldn't balk at that, but I do think in

(02:03:15):
a strange way, it does encourage people to try new stuff.
If you're looking at a beer that you you've had
before and you liked, okay, and it's five bucks a pint,
but then this other beer is three bucks a pint,
you've never had it, why not let's give it a go.
What I mean, what's the downside? You hate it? But
at least you're you're still getting you know, a little tipsy.

(02:03:39):
You try something new. It was only three bucks, and
now you know not to try that again. I kind
of like it. It's kind of a cool idea.

Speaker 2 (02:03:49):
So this is from Quindao, China's unofficial beer brewing capital.
The qual Quindao Beer Exchange offers a unique beer drinking
experience when with patrons being able to purchase various types
of beer at constantly changing prices directly influenced by their purchases.
A dynamic circular display above the large venue shows real

(02:04:12):
time prices in sales data, with the most purchased beer
surging in price and the least purchased beers getting a
discount rising price. Rising beer prices are displayed in red
and falling ones in blue. I'm with you. I'm probably
gonna drink when I want to drink. Yeah, but that
does because if you look at the picture, you guys

(02:04:36):
can go to show notes. This is from a new
site that we found.

Speaker 3 (02:04:38):
Out, these Central Stockage stage.

Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
It looks like the New York's. Yes, it looks like
the New York Stocks stage. It absolutely does. And they've
got a little ticker board and you got red as
the prices that are going up, and the blue are
the ones that are coming down, and you guys get
you know, picked the ones that you want to go in. Man,
I would, honestly it makes me want to kind of
figure out a way to invest. And the beer that's
going up, that's kind of where.

Speaker 3 (02:05:02):
One goes, makes me want to figure out how to
manipulate the market. Like, hey, you know, if if there's
a beer I really want but it's super pricey, I
would go around and be like, maybe tried this other one? Yeah,
Like try this other one that's like a super cheap beer,
Like have you had that? Oh my god, so good.
This is what I'm drinking right now. It's so fucking amazing,
And just watch the prices fluctuate and they go buy

(02:05:24):
the ship I want because it's now cheaper. Kind of,
I mean, I would try and manipulate it.

Speaker 2 (02:05:28):
That's just.

Speaker 11 (02:05:30):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:05:30):
I'm I'm absolutely with you. And I got a haunch
though too. I'm just I'm playing the video that's that's online.
It's just it's it's actually honestly, it's from Marte. Surprisingly. Yeah. Yeah,
And apparently people just walk up and they go and
draw their own beers, which is cool. Yeah, I'm guessing
they swipe something, they tag something.

Speaker 3 (02:05:50):
They yeah, or some on their phone. That's how they pay.

Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
Yeah, they've they've got their social credit score that they're
allowed to drink. It's China. Oh yeah, you know there
it was okay, So they go up, they they they
have a car QR code and they go ahead and
they get what they want to get. That's that's absolutely fascinating.
I got a hunch we would drink really cheap because
the beers that we like are not the stuff that

(02:06:14):
most people like, like triple I p A tonight, the quad,
the Imperial style that you had.

Speaker 3 (02:06:22):
Yeah, or or even if even if people like them,
they would only have one, you know what I mean,
Like you don't go into a bar and drink five
Russian imperials. Right, you drink five bud Lights, but you
have one Russian Imperial. That's it. That's all you have
that night. So even at that, it's it's it's not
going to be one of the more expensive beers.

Speaker 2 (02:06:43):
Interesting concept. Interesting concept, it's very yep. I don't I
don't know where and unless it was in Vegas. You
could pull something like this off in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (02:06:53):
Yeah, yeah, I could see that. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:06:56):
You know, something on the street or in a huge
casino something like that. You could pull that off.

Speaker 3 (02:07:02):
Ud picture a hot dog cart. But it's this, why
why have we not? Why have we not invested in that?
We should do this? You me and Hafe should go
all in on a on a beer cart. But it's this,
it's it's it's this format. It's it's this model. And

(02:07:25):
people would love that ship, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:07:28):
And there's a little gamification there too. That's fun.

Speaker 3 (02:07:32):
That's that's what I mean. That's I would I would
try and gain the system. I would, Yeah, I like
that all stainless steel, you know, make it look real clean,
real fresh. It would only take one of us to
man it at a time. The other two could be
out gambling and we'ld just do shifts, right, you know,
eight hour shifts. Yeah, all day purple three eight hour

(02:07:55):
shifts and.

Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
Hafe has got room for another nineteen jobs anyway, so
we should totally do this exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:08:01):
That guy doesn't he doesn't work enough, let's be honest.
Of the three of us, he's by far the laziest
for being honest. So it's time for him to pick
up some slack. And I think this is the way
to do it.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
Fits what beer you take into bed tonight?

Speaker 3 (02:08:19):
Oh god, dude, very tough. I honestly very tough that
that Dreker. I love Drukker, you know, I like Drekker.
I like pretty much anything they offer. That was probably
in my top two or three d records of all time.

Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
And and it was.

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
It was because it had that subtle chocolate and peanut
butter at the end, but it was a fruit sour.
It just it just balanced really well.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
It was.

Speaker 3 (02:08:45):
It was well done. I cannot go against the Sodroit
theory though. What a beer, everything from the the can
art to the just the fact that I want to
sip this beer, which is rare for me. I usually
am like, oh, it's a beer, I'm gonna kill it.
Let's get on to the next one. This one, I

(02:09:07):
don't want it to end. I'd like this this beer.
If I could make it last, you know, for the
next three nights. I would just just complex, balanced, well done.
Every sip brings you a new a new little bit like,
oh wow, I'm getting a little bit more vanilla balanced
out with the coffee on that one. Just really really

(02:09:30):
well done. So I think I'm gonna go with your
Droit theory. But again, this is long term. This is
this is marriage material. So I'm not going to sleep
with hearts tonight, but maybe in a couple of months
and we'll see how it goes. So how about you,
what do you what are you taking to bed?

Speaker 2 (02:09:48):
I'm gonna take the judgment. Blade by Electric Brewing from Bisbee.
I love the first one. Buy More Brewing, the the
Valley Muse or Muse Valley. Really super good beer, super
good quad. Not the most not the greatest quad I've

(02:10:08):
ever had, but this was this was by far the
best I p A that I've had period. End of story.
And the fact it was a local outfit and it
was a triple I p A. I love that it had.
There was only two ways to go. Either it was
going to be epic or it was going to blast
my face.

Speaker 3 (02:10:27):
Off maybe a little bit of both.

Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
This was beautiful. This is absolutely beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:10:34):
Yeah, I'm I'm impressed that, you know, because Bisbee is
not not a big place. I mean, there's not a
lot of people there. But also that's kind of where
you find those those little hole in the wall guys
that are just doing the beer for beer's sake, Like
those those pure fucking we're gonna do it because because
that's the way it should be done type places. That's

(02:10:56):
that's where you find them. And so I'm I'm I'm
kind of surprised, but also also like just really impressed.
Like that's great. That's that high quality of beer is
coming out of a small place like Bisbee. That's great.

Speaker 2 (02:11:10):
Yeah, I'm gonna I may go ahead and make them
a stop this summer if I get able to get
out on the road a little bit here after ac
Apocalypse ends, right, I may go and try and get
in a little road trip going and uh and and
you can get up there, because that's that's that's that

(02:11:30):
just looks like a fun, fun brewery. So all right,
that is going to wind things up. Thank you so
much for listening. It is at Whiskey Underscore Hell on
X and Whiskey hell Pod on Instagram. Look us up
on both places. You guys can download listen. I'm sure
you already are. If you're listening to the show, you
can tell us anywhere. I'm Steve McShane.

Speaker 3 (02:11:53):
I am fits, think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (02:11:58):
We'll talk to you soon.

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