No Woods for You

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is Whisky Hell,
Think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Saturday, August ninth, six forty seven in the evening This
is Whisky Hell Podcast. This is the news show that
takes a look at the week that was and gets
you set up for the new one. Fits Live from Indiana.
You've got a studio audience this week. I need to
know what is going through your mind tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Um, going through my mind? All the good things McShane,
all all the good things. It's it's it's actually, this
is gonna feel much more dynamic, Like I don't have
to wait for a comment to come up in the chat.
If I say something ridiculous or funny, it's I'm gonna
have immediate immediate gratification right here.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Beautiful. So is it gonna are you guys gonna do
it like gladiator style? You know where they they're they're
gonna throw tomatoes and fruit at you, and you're gonna
throw a bread to them and give them wine and
stuff to get them really drunk and and so they
enjoy it more.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I have three words for you. Are you not entertained?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Try to be entertained every week?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
What I know it's it's totally gonna be gladiator stylling
here right, I have my Gladio's sword, I've got I
got my you know, my chest plate on. I'm waiting
for the lifts to come up with the with the
tigers and then and then it's a party.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I like where this is going Gladiator style. Whiskey hell,
that's this is going to be good.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
This is going to be from from Indiana, of all places,
live from Indiana.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Elkhart, Indiana, the armpit Midwest. But you found a really
great you found a really great bar, like right next
to you right here. I did.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Dude, Yeah we should we should talk about that. I
want to give a huge shout out to UH to
the Chubby Trout if you ever make your way to
Elkhart Indiana or Elkhart, Goshen, any of the major metropolitan
area here. Check out the Chubby Trout, great energy in
the place. Twenty two beers on tap. They serve they

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literally do steak, seafood or sushi, which is basically how
I eat and so yeah, and the food's fantastic. The
waitresses are all under the age of thirty and and
you know what, they've got a like I said, it's
got a certain culture there. Their their culture is they

(03:20):
kind of have a uniform. So everyone's wearing blue jeans, right,
but then they can kind of they all have to
wear their their Chubby Trout shirt. But then they all
have to kind of they can cut up their shirts.
So a lot of them had the collars cut out,
so brass traps are hanging out. And they're very flirty.
They're very interactive. I mean, they know what they're selling there,

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and it's a it's a it's a great time. It's
and and on top of it, I've eaten there twice,
both times under thirty bucks, and I leave I leave
very satisfied, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Nice, Yeah, good for you are there? Do they have
great jeans? We learned all about gret Jeans last week.
I'm just curious.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm glad you asked my particular waitress, and again shout
out to Mandy. She had great jeans. She had great
jeans I I, and they were so great I stared
at them all night.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Nice. Yeah, oh, just just take that home and you know,
take it in a carry on. That's yeah, that's no,
it's locked.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
It's it's locked in the old steel trap. You know.
That is my brain, which means that if I drink
enough tonight, I'll forget all about Mandy.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh all right, well, I guess we should probably get
started with the drinking here then, so we can maybe
achieve that.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
So again, I'm on the road. So it's there's no surprises.
I went out and bought this beer myself and chose
it for its I guess uniqueness, because I've never quite
seen a beer arranged like this. So this is from
Almanac Beer Company. So no, the name of the brewery

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is Almanac Beer Company. This is their farm to Barrel series,
and this one is called Almanac. It is barrel aged
in Oak. The name of the beer is Apricot Hopcake.
So what it says on the bottle and again, I
haven't tasted it yet, so sour India pll ag and

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oak barrels with apricots and dry hopped with citra and mosaic.
So I've just never really seen a beer put those
flavors in that combo in that way, so i had
to try it. It's only a well only I think
it's like a six point seven. Yeah, six point seven.
So the barrel aging didn't, you know, really pop it

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up as far as abb but but it's still a solid,
solid showing for my first beer. My second one's going
to kind of come over the top of that, of course,
as we do. But let's see what we got here.
Let's give it, give it a run.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'm gonnak. I've had a rough experience with Almanac for
whatever reason, but they are one of those perennial beer companies.
So I'm excited to see how this one and what
year is that one from, because it looks like when
I went to I'm an excite it's not on there.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Now that's a great question. I don't see a year
on here. I am searching. No, I don't see a year,
So yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Let's let's
say it's sometime in the twenty twenties. That's about a
specific ausse I can get on that one. So first

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sip of this beer, it is a sour. First second,
you get the apricot, which is nice and refreshing. It's
been it's been warm here. It's been really warm and humid.
And of course everything's in perspective right because I'm not
trying to I know, you guys in Phoenix have been

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really hitting the you know, the one teen's like one seventeen,
one eighteen, so it's not that warm. It's in the nineties,
but the humidity's up, and so even when you're in
a nice, you know, climate controlled room like this, the
humidity is still up. So I just kind of feel sticky.
So this apricot really, which might be a product or

(07:22):
just me being around you know, the grays, they make
you sticky. I'm just you know, I'm just throwing that
out there. They are a a stick making couple. Anyway,
the the uh Apricot's really nice, really refreshing. There is
something going on there and it might be the barrel aging,

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but there's something earthy in the in the back end
of this so refreshing beer. But then on the back
end you're like, well this is a little bit more
complex than just, you know, just an apricot's hour. So yeah,
good beer, well done. I'm I'm gonna I'm interested on
seeing how this warms up. Their fridge here in in
their hotel room is pretty pretty cold, and so I'm

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gonna be anteresous to see how this warms up. But
good beer, good showing so far. What a what are
you drinking?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
So I uh, I stocked up a little bit ago,
so I've been kind of slowly working through what I
had on on uh on deck here I have cyclical existence.
It's a check amber lagger from everywhere brewing. Definitely an
amber ambers. I like a good amber. It's gonna be

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it's right before you get into your brown's right, You're
you're deeper, You're you're more earthy beers. But it's more
of a just a more of a summer beer. I
think if you're looking for something's gonna be a little
bit darker, that this is the one you go to
rather than like your pills. You're straight up pillss and stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
So but you're still you're still hanging out by the pool, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, So this one, we'll go ahead and
we'll give it a run here. I don't have an
ab V on it. I'm just going to make the
assumption it's going to be around five point five, five
point six something like that. That's usually the an amber's
mo gorgeous color though, really really nice, nice hen on

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it too. In fact, i'll take a picture.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
For Oh yeah, that's something I should mention here. One
of the reasons I picked this, this beer that I
have the bottle art is there's nothing special about it.
But it's just a pretty bottle. It's just nice to
look at. There's a nice tree of life on there.
Just really nice, a nice looking beer, so fun to

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look at.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
This is very much, a very much a check pilsner.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, okay, check.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
They're calling it a check amber loot. If I didn't
know any better, if I wasn't looking at it, I
would uh, I would swear it's a pilsner if I
was just doing a blind test. But it's still good.
It's crisp, easy drinker, nice beer, nice beer.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Nice sounds like we're both starting out with something that's
not overly exciting and yet it's going to do the job.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, yep, here's here, here's hoping right. All right, So
we wanted to say thank you to Grace Tappering for
having us on last night. Make sure you guys check
out the newest episode from from Gray's. I think it's
going to be dropping on Monday. But thank you guys
for having us on.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah. A lot of fun, lots of.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Fun and if you're on the Patreon you're going to
get an ear full.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
The after show Patreon was that got a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, it did, it did and long long too. Yeah
it was good though, had a really good time with them.
So before we move off into you know, the news
and things, any any more adventures in Indiana or you're
just happy or done with your first your week there
and you're about ready to wrap things up.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah no, no, nothing really adventurous here. I do want
to say. And I so I'm training a bunch of educators,
a bunch of teachers, and I made the mistake of
mentioning that I have a podcast, and they all got
very interested in trying to find my podcast. I would

(11:37):
not tell them the name of it, and so they're
all out searching for it. And I'm I'm thinking that
they're a very resourceful group, very bright. It was twelve teachers,
every one of them very bright. I'm thinking they're probably
going to find me us at some point. So if
you are listening to this on Monday morning, shout out

(11:59):
to a really amazing group of educators. I'm I I
feel very humbled, very blessed. And yeah, we we bonded
over the week. It was a it was a good week.
And uh, those those teachers are gonna get to start
saving some kids here, so that's that's the main thing. So, yeah,
my honor to be here. I get to do two

(12:21):
more days of training on Monday and Tuesday, and then
I head back home to Eugene and a full long
day of travel on Wednesday. I'm I'm hoping that I
go from here to South Bend, South Bend to Denver,
and I'm hoping I've got a little bit of a
laborer in Denver. I'm gonna find myself a good place
to post stuff and I'm gonna drink heavily. That's what

(12:42):
I'm doing Wednesday. So that's a good plans gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, I let us know how going through the TSA
in Denver. I got a text from a friend of
the show, Brad, and he said, it was very odd
going through the TSA there. You might actually not have
to go through there, because.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
No, I won't. I won't. I'm going to go through
the TSA in South Bend, so I don't. I don't
give a shit what happens to Denver. I'm already going
to be I'm flying high, baby, apparently. Yeah, it's funny
you say that, because I heard the same thing from someone.
I sat on the plane from South Bend to I'm sorry,
from Chicago Hair to South Bend. I sat next to

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a guy who is he's a professional golfer, actually he's
kind of on the amateur tour. And he flew through Denver,
he flew out of Denver, and he it'll be interesting
to hear what you say, because he had a very
odd experience in Denver as well. So go ahead, our
friend of the show, Brad, what what was his soreat?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah? So so he was leaving, he was leaving Denver
after spending some time fishing in Colorado, and he went
through the TSA and he said, there is nobody working
the actual the actual conveyor belt at the TSA where
they they probe your packs and everything and they you know,
so apparently you just throw your pack on the conveyor

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belt and it goes right up through right down the line,
and AI is doing all the checking. There's nobody actually
monitoring the monitors anymore.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yep, exact same story I got from this guy. Exact
same story. He asked me how what it was like
flying out of because I came from SFO and he said,
what was it like flying out of there? And I said, well,
I went through at Eugene and there's still a human
there in Eugene. And he's like, oh, dude, it was wild.
It was wild. There was no one there. AI was

(14:32):
checking everything. He said, nothing got flagged or anything, but
he's like, it was just it was. It was weird.
I mean, that's you know, it's a brave new world McShane.
There's no going back. But that's weird.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, it's going to get very interesting. I wonder what
what And we haven't seen any job numbers as far
as TSA being cut back, there hasn't been any mention
of that. So we'll we'll keep our ears to the
ground and see if that's that's something that's being managed,
or if it's just you know, just they're just trying
it for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Maybe maybe I you know, and I know that's one
of the big arguments against AI. You know, it's going
to take people's jobs and right, and I think that's true.
But that just tells me that there's going to be
more need in areas where AI doesn't understand the subtleties

(15:27):
of things. I mean, listen, there's guys working on car
engines out there right now that just know certain things
about certain years of certain cars that AI is never
going to be able to assimilate, you know, So it'll
be interesting, you know, next decade. Let's say, if we're
all still here to see where where human intelligence you know,

(15:47):
takes people, because it takes a while for those things
to the market, pressures, et cetera, for people to go
into things. But if you're not good with people and
you're not good with computers, where you're gonna go. You're
gonna have to a job somewhere. I mean trades, Yeah,
and that's what Yeah, plumbing, uh, you know, picking up
a shovel and moving dirt roofers, stuff like that. But

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it will be interesting.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I saw a story and it didn't make that It
didn't make the list because it really wasn't that interesting
looking at looking back. But the guys who designed way
Move now taken their expertise towards heavy machinery, like digging machines,
so like your back hos, you know, move earth movers,

(16:36):
stuff like that. Yeah, now they're trying to automate those things,
which yikes, that's I mean, somebody's gonna have to be
there in case everything goes sideways.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
And it will and it will, but.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
You know you, I mean, we've got robots doing surgeries now,
so maybe they can be that at that precise and
not dig and cut into lines and you know, water
lines and electrical lines and things like that. I don't know.
I don't know. It's gonna be It's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I don't know. I mean, you're going in for life
saving surgery do you want do you want an AI
doing it? Or do you want an experienced surgeon doing it?
I think you know, you and I are of a
certain age where you know we're going to be those
old guys saying give me a good old human surgeon
over an AI guy. And I think maybe some of

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our younger listeners out there might be the opposite, and
they might be more on the end of Nope, I
trust a computer way more than I trust a human.
I mean, human air is a real thing.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Human air is a real thing. And then when you
look at who is hired over the last four to
six years, there you go yep, and who who got
into school and who shouldn't have been there. You know,
the grades weren't exactly what you'd expect from excellent surgeons.

(18:03):
Let's just put it that way. I I maybe that's
why a lot of your medical schools said, you know,
fuck it, We'll just go ahead. We're gonna get as
much money out of these guys as we possibly can
because they're not gonna have jobs. Fuck it.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yep, we see what we see the writing on the wall. Yeah,
it's I mean, we say it all the time on
this show. But it's hell of a time to be alive.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
He yep, speak of hell of a time to be alive.
Let's uh, let's let's let's get into one of the
most important stories of the week. Fits it's this week
in Dildos. Ah. We talked about this a little bit
last week, uh the w n B A. We just

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want to point out that this has gone even farther
and now you can actually bet on the dildos. If
you go to Polymarket, please go in and check out
what are going to what is going to be. Well,
let's just go. You can go, let's see, you can go.
You can now bet on which days dildos will hit
the NBA court. That's one of them. So if you

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go to Polymarket Saturday, August ninth, there is a four
percent chance. Now since all the games are over Sunday,
there's a thirty one percent chance. They have a volume
of thirty five thousand dollars has been bet so far.
And if you go to Polymarket. Poly Market's one of
those sites like Kalishi who puts makes They put a
question down and then you can pretty much wager on

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what you think is gonna end up happening. They also
have They also had a bet where you could go
ahead and see I think it was on bet online
where you could actually see what color was going to
be thrown on the court. And yesterday we finally got
a purple head of dildo. Amazing day.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yep, yep, we're going we're going purple, and I love that.
I you know, this is a sad statement I'm about
to make. And we can all snicker and we can
all laugh. It's a it's a sad statement though, but
the volume of betting for which color dildo was going
to be thrown on the court exceeded the volume of
betting on the actual game. Yeah, I'm and I'm sorry

(20:16):
for all those ladies because they are athletes and they
have they they they do a lot of work to
be as good as they can be. But you know,
people just aren't interested in the in the w NBA
until dildo's get start start getting thrown out on the court.
And so I mean, hey, you know, I saw a
post and I and I I there was a for

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one moment I thought, you know what, that's such a
great idea. I'm gonna claim it as my own, but
I got to give credit. I didn't. This is not
my idea, but I do think it's a great idea
that if you were to wager or have everybody as
you come in. You know, sometimes you know, teams make
the playoffs, they hand a towel to everybody, or they'll
they'll give you give out free shirts or have or whatever.

(21:00):
Remember the Phoenix Suns used to do the white out
when we were in the playoffs back with Steve Nash. Yeah,
well what if everyone comes in the door and everybody
gets a dildo and then at halftime, everyone gets to
throw the dildo and whoever gets the closest to the
center of the court, you know, gets a free game
or like a lifetime supply of beer or something. I mean,

(21:23):
that would at least encourage people. And number one, that
WNBA would be embracing the dildo thing and just instead
of trying to fight it, because the more you fight it,
the more they're gonna lose, embrace it. Let it happen,
make give give everybody a time to do it, right.
I mean I kind of think it's a brilliant idea

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lean into.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
It, embrace it so that it goes away, right because
you're just gonna fight it. And yeah, okay, you were
able to go and arrest one kid, which why doesn't
he have a GoFundMe sior. Yes, we've got murderers, okay,
who are getting GoFundMe set up for them?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
You bet?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Why doesn't this kid? I I feel I feel really,
really really bad for Caden Lopez. Clearly he was just
messing around and now he's going to go to jail.
You shouldn't throw things on the court. I get it,
but I I I do think that they should have
set up a gofund me for him.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Dude, hashtag save Caden?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Right, Hey, not all heroes wear capes. Lisa, Lisa wants
a like a bibblehead usually dildo.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
That's a great idea and you can't tell me, and
it has your favorite player's jersey on it.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yes, you can't tell me. One of these these adult
toy companies wouldn't want to sponsor that.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh god we we We met all of them at
the A V and Awards in Vegas a couple of years.
These people, yeah, they should. Actually, who wouldn't want to
shove a w NBA player in a hole in an orifice?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Hold it were you? Okay? Are they modeled? Are are
they the dildos modeled like after the actual actual? Okay?
So they're not like their actual because I'm thinking Britney grinders.
I mean, you might be able to she might be
able to have her own dildo out there.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
That's like I'm almost going to be remember, right, that
one has a dick. The dildo has a dick.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Wow, Okay, a dick and a dick.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, right, we have the rabbit, right, we were just
talking about that pre pre show. We were just talking
about that, the little rabbit dildo that has the the
clatorus stimulator.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, the little ear is on it, right.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, Britney grinders would have that because because they absolutely
have a penis and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Dianass would be this gigantic nose.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Oh yeah, dude, that would be so stimulating. I mean,
I'm not you know, I would I would think I
don't know from experience. I just would think that would
be very stimulating.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh, hats off the w n B A SO for
still working through their bullshit.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Uh. Should we mention who's in chat? Because the chat
is lit right now? We should And I'm in the
room with three quarters of it. I think we should
mention who's here because there's some good ship going on
in chat.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Let it fly?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Oh no, I know this is your thing, man, I'm
just saying, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
We have we have Buttercup, Tabby l Mike, Mike Mike's
flying is Maverick Tonight that's that's that's neat. My jeans
are blue. That's got to be Lisa and U. W
NB player and w NBA Player of the Year is Aaron.
So thank you you everybody for for for popping in

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tonight and uh and seeing what's uh, what's what's going
on and giving us a hard time. Mike, thank you.
Angel Reese's would be a brick. Her dildo would be
a brick. Oh, it would be.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
It would be. It would be a brick that catches itself. Okay,
oh ship, it's it's about to get crazy in here,
all right? What what's what do we got? What's next here?
You know? I one last little note on the on
the you know what do we got?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Dildo?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Dildo gate?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Is that what.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
The dil gate?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Here the.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
W n b a's darkest hour. I one last thing
on it. If the w n b A would embrace
this and they saw a bump in ticket sales and
the w n B actually started to, you know, turn
a profit and not have to leach off of the
actual NBA, what what does that say about us as

(26:10):
a culture? I mean, truly, where where does that thought?
I mean? I don't know, because yeah, because I think
that might actually happen. I mean, you know, this kid, Cayden,
he'd never been to another w NBA game in his life.
This was his game. Yeah, but he went because of

(26:32):
this and uh and you know they got ticket sales
out of it. They've already seen a bump. I just
I'm it's it's something to think about.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
I think they need a lot of help. I do.
If they did turn a profit, I think that's great.
I don't know that this helps. You know, their their
you know, their desire to be paid more paid with
their you know that they think they're worth. Yeah, I'm all, hey,
if it helps get them, you know, some few more
season tickets sold, hey, knock yourself out. I mean, it's

(27:08):
kind of like for me, it's like watching the an
old minor league baseball team, you know, like like back
in like the seventies where they had the Disco explosion
or whatever it was. It was. It was disco night
and they little whole bunch of disco records on fire
and blue stuff up in the middle of the center field.
It to me, it's kind of sideshow ish. So yeah,

(27:33):
I mean, if it gets the people on the door,
maybe you just like I said, lean into it. And
I still like the idea of putting them behind the
backboard and everybody's when somebody's about to shoot, you know,
a free throw, you just start shaking this waving this
dildo back and forth. I can't think of anything funnier
than that to rattle somebody.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Of course, well, and look at the Savannah bananas. I
mean you talk about minor league baseball. Yeah, that's a
fun game to watch when those guys are playing.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Supers like the harle Globe Cutters.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yes, I guess, I guess that's kind of where I'm
going with this. Is if this is a gimmick and
it improves your product, it improves what you're really going
for here is ticket sales. Why would you not just
jump onto it and say, Okay, we heard you fans,
We're gonna we're gonna allow this, but in a controlled fashion.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh, Aaron's onto something. Rally dongs. It's it's down. You're
down within two minutes, you're down by one, or by
down by five. You bring everybody. You just let everybody
breaks out their rally dongs from beneath their seats, and
every ready starts shaking it.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
This is brilliant. All right, stick with me here. Okay,
you know how in the NFL, if if if an
NFL coach wants to have a play reviewed, what does
he do? He takes the flag out and throws it
on the field. Right. Well, what if the w NBA
coach it's all, had a dildo in their back pocket
and they're like, I don't I don't think that play
went Well, I'm tossing the dildo.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
That wasn't a foul. Throw the dildo on the court.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
The dildo, it's up for review. Oh yeah, Or or
they suction it onto their own forehead or something. Yes,
or y NBA players wig off and stick it on
their head.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Lisa wants basketball textured dildos.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh yeah, they got that nice grippy leather.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well it's and it's ribbed, right, I mean, it's got
all right.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I think we're onto something. I listen, if there are
any w NBA players out there listening to this podcast,
which I'm certain there are, absolutely, please take this to
your commissioner, whoever that person might be, and float the
idea it's a real money maker.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Well, I can't think of a better way to pivot
here that go to bato' auroric in Texas.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Next time we win power, we're gonna drive that car
like we stole it. We're gonna legalize every Dreamer, every
dreamer's parents, every hard working American doing backbreaking work that
makes this country so goddamn great in the first place,
even greater as US citizens.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Next time.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Gets worse, it's it can real quick. It's interesting that
that's the metaphor that he would use. Oh, because a
lot of Democratic voters have stolen a car, and so
they can relate to that metaph Jesus Christ speaking of.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Rieves the Democratic Party, what are they stolen lately? Well,
let's see, there's elections, there's seats in the House, let's
see jurymandering. I think that's kind of theft. Ye, yeah,
he knows all about theft, so I appreciate. It's just

(31:00):
like everything else that liberals come up with when they're projecting,
they're already doing it.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yep. Oh yeah, And don't forget taxes. They like to
steal taxes. Nope.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Attorney General Ken Paxton I sued Robert Francis O'Rourke for
Beto bribes to Democrat runaways to impede the Texas legislature.
I will not allow failed political has beens to buy
off Texas elected officials. I'll see you in court, Beto.
That's Ken Paxson. After the Texas legislator Lacher shut things down,

(31:42):
it got really crazy in Texas this week. You've got
the Democrat thirteen Democrats left and went to Illinois speaking
of duraymandered states to not vote on a proposition. It
got nuts this week, and to the point that they're

(32:02):
now trying to get their seats vacated because they left.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
And you know what, they absolutely should and I'm gonna
say that that if the Republicans had done the same thing,
which they have in the past. Yeah, it's a it's
a it's a fucking I don't like the game, I'm
taking my ball and I'm going home. And that's bullshit
because we're not talking about a neighborhood football game anymore.
We're talking about the actual you know, the Democrats they

(32:29):
scream and moan about the democratic process, and they first
of all, they have no idea that we're a you know,
representative republic. But okay, they scream about the democratic process.
But then if you don't like the game, you just
up and leave. You don't like you don't like the bill,
you know what, stand up and be counted. If you're
against it, put it on a fucking record. Be against it.

(32:51):
But don't just walk away and say if we're not there,
you can't vote on it and n and then it's
so childish. It's arrest them, vacate their seats, find them,
whatever you got to do. I mean, hey, if people
are going to get fined for for hiking in Canada,
then find them for this. You're you. This is a

(33:12):
dereliction of duty. I'm telling you right now. Anybody who's
done any government service, I don't care if it's if
you're a you know, some sort of election volunteer, or
all the way up to you know, the general, one
of the four star generals in the army. If you
don't show up for work, you're fucked. They come down
on you hard. Well, you're a you are a servant

(33:34):
of the people. If you get elected to a state government,
own up to it. Let your vote be counted, even
if you lose. That's that's part of the process. You're
not going to win every battle. But to just walk
away that that just that's bullshit. That's that is dereliction
of duty in every sense.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Now, what they're running from is a bill that not
only has flood aid attached to it, but also has redistricting.
And if you look at this is the whole reason
why Jasmine Crockett even has a seat, because now their
districts are actually legislated and it's absolutely horrible and it's

(34:16):
like jurymandering are all over the place. And that's because
it was attached to this bill. They don't want to
go ahead and vote on it, so that's why they
ended up leaving. Here's here's Governor Abbott on the subject.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Here's what we're doing wanting is we have arrest warrants
out for all of them. If there are some in Texas,
which I understand that there may be, the Texas Department
of Public Safety is searching for them, will find them,
and we'll arrest them and take them to the Texas Capitol.
Those who are out of state think that they are
beyond the reach of Texas law enforcement and that they

(34:52):
may or may not be. But for one, when they
come back, they're not going to go to their cozy home.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
They will be arrested and taken to the CA.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
But know this.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
It's my understanding that the FBI is going to search
for these derelict Texas House members in whatever state they
may be in and help identify for them and maybe
work with us to bring them back.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Point one point two.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
Is these Democrats, they have received money and benefits at.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Their request to support them while they are gone.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
It is a direct violation of the Texas Constitution as
well as Texas bribery laws for them to receive a
benefit to skip a vote.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
They could be.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Charged with second degree felony for committing bribery in the
state of Texas.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Third And it happened yesterday.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
I filed a petition in the Texas Supreme Court that
begins the removal process of these absconding Democrat members, and
the Supreme Court responded immediately last night and told that
the leading Democrat of this cause, his name is Jean Wou,
that he has to respond to my petition by Friday,

(36:09):
where we're going to begin the process of trying to
remove these absconding Democrats from office.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Arrests or it doesn't matter. I'm going to stay. I'm
sticking with that. I'm not gonna bend from that. It's
the same way for all of the Republicans that think
they're going to go after and we'll get into all
the suboenas that drop this week, but it's the same thing.
Either you hold them accountable or shut the fuck up
about it. So we'll see if anything actually comes to that,

(36:36):
but it was definitely interesting. Here's a clip from Burroughs
and I cannot remember his Dustin Burrows from Texas.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Here.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
Yesterday, Attorney tail Packs and I took action to domesticate
the civil arrest warrants in the state of Illinois, seeking
to make them enforceable beyond Texas state lines. I expect
suits and other states will be forthcoming. Chairman Garran of
House Administration has also contacted the Sergeant at arms of

(37:12):
Illinois House of Representatives requesting their direct assistants in returning
absent members. I have been in constant communication with Department
of Public Safety, which has been working to track down
absent members in an effort to return them to our chamber.
These efforts will continue through the weekend.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
For those that have fled.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
To Illinois or to California, be reminded that the FBI's
assistant has reportedly been enlisted and their powers are not
confined to any singular state's boundaries. As far as new
administrative policies in our chamber, go Controller Kelly Hancock and
I have enacted a new policy stating that any member

(37:54):
absent for the purpose of breaking quorum will no longer
have their paycheck or per diem to positive electronically. While
the Constitution forbids us from withholding pay, it does not
dictate how we issue the pay Those checks must now
be picked up in person on Capitol grounds, effective immediately

(38:20):
starting today, to safeguard taxpayer dollars and account for forthcoming liabilities.
Under Rule five, Section three of House Rules, which authorizes
fines for members absent without leave, thirty percent of each
quarum breaking members monthly operating budget will be reserved and
made unavailable for expenditure.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Absent members must also appear in.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Person to approve or enact any of the following requests
for travel reimbursement, personal action requests, including those increasing or
dis decreasing staff salaries, approval for newsletters and House of
reproduction services.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
It goes on and on and on. Jeff Hefe, do
you have do you have any Texas legislators hiding at
your your casino, allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
Not that I've spotted yet.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Okay, well they would keep on wearing really big hats
and wearing blue jeans.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
And big bell buckles.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yep, big big ten gallon hat. You'll you'll know him
as soon as they walk in. And if so, you
need to report that to law enforcement.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what, this this was
a perfect storm, this break. So first of all, it's
at the end of a four ball, so it's it
takes an extra minute for all the dealers to push through.
Then I had to walk all the way to Pit three,
which is across the casino, so that adds another minute

(39:54):
or two. And the cherry on top does the guy
pushing into table seventeen, that's the start of the four ball.
He's a new guy. So when he went and break
at seven o'clock, he thought he had a half hour break.
So he's he just now getting back to the pit.
What And so so I told my boss, so like,

(40:15):
is he's can someone pushed me out because he's eating
on my break? And so my boss pushed out one
of the dealers and then they pushed me through. So
it took me, you know, five extra minutes to get
out here, So I think I should take five minutes
extra on the end.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
You know, I think you should too. And the time
that guy's got hard right.

Speaker 9 (40:35):
Oh yeah yeah, new guy gone and quartered you don't
get it?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah, fuck that put him in jail with the Texas legislator.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Lads, Well, we're doing you're able to make it good. Good,
We're good, We're doing good, We're doing well. Hey, did
you bet on any of the w NBA dildo games?

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Now? What are we up to?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Now?

Speaker 9 (41:00):
Four or five?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
We're on four?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Four?

Speaker 9 (41:03):
Yep, No, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I kind of think. I mean, I'm not This is
not a knock on on on hefe and your knowledge
of sports, but I kind of think you might have
better luck betting on dildos than you do in your parlays.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'm just saying, yeah, shut shots fired.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
No, I'm just I mean, because the chances of it
being another purple or green dildore are pretty good.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
Right, Yeah, that's that's the most excitement it had on
the court all season.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I think exactly. I think so too. I think so too.
Ye yep, Oh, well, it sounds like you're off to
a smashing start. Hafe I'm glad. We're definitely glad you
were able to get in here. Do you have any
I wanted to touch? Because we all grew up with
this guy, this jerk off, and he wasn't a jerk

(41:57):
off at first, but Howard Stern is finally been canceled.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah, are you do you?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Are you at all even remotely upset over this or
even anything?

Speaker 9 (42:15):
I'm disappointed. I mean he was he was a staple.
He was a you know, a really cool uh you know,
disc jockey or host of the show or whatever you
want to call him. But he was, I mean, he
was awesome back in the day. And what happened to
this guy? I mean he's more often to a flask

(42:39):
a dildo.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah at w NBA Courton dildo. It's yeah. He he
used to be a real maverick. He used to be
somebody that was you know, counterculture and that really you know,
pushed the boundaries and then stepped over the envelope all
of those metaphors that we all know. And you know, Micshane,

(43:02):
you found a really great clip from was that Greenwald?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Actually it was Blaze, Yeah, it was Blazed Media, and
it was what's his name I've got it here. I
can play it if you want.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, but but I I just I mean, in that clip,
you know, he said COVID really radicalized Stern. And and
he is a textbook case of what happens when you
are in an echo chamber, which for Stern is is
New York City. And and you all you're hearing is
is one narrative, right or wrong. But all you're hearing

(43:34):
it is that one thing, and you adopt it and
it becomes your mantra because you think you got to
play along with your neighborhood, your city, whatever. And he's
and so now he's so far gone he doesn't even
he doesn't even realize. I mean he you know, serious
just looked at him and said, you're not worth another
one hundred million, which was which is his original Remember

(43:55):
when that first contract, when he signed that first contract,
how huge.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
That was was It was insane. I think that's honestly,
that's what's set up Rogan for his hundred million dollars
from Spotify.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
You bet. And so in that way, you have to
look at Stern as a trailblazer, and then you know
how the mighty have fallen.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
He went from twenty million listeners down to one hundred
and twenty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Whiskey hell shall eclipse that very soon.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
And and you remember what a what a gigantic shock
jockey actually was, I mean, he was the he I
mean at the time, back in the late nineties, being
a shock jock you could you know, you were running
around being a total asshole. Your Opie and Anthony's, all
of those guys were total douchebags. It was, yeah, funny
though he still enjoyed the shit out of it.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
They were canceling people for it.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Oh the other thing they tried.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
He stared that train right in the face and said
I'm gonna play chicken with you, and he won, I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Again, over and over and over again.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah you can't, I mean, court cases and shit, you
can't underestimate how valuable he was to what we're doing
right now as podcasters that we have a voice. And
and it's it's I guess that's the sad part is
that who who he was was a hero to all
of us, and now who he is now is is

(45:17):
somebody that we pity because, man, you don't realize how
far off you are.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, very very unfortunate. I'm not. I I haven't listened
to him in years. His politics got in a way
of everything as far as I'm concerned, and really really
ruined it. So I'm not. I'm not. I'm not the
least bit shaken up over it, especially with the way
he had nothing to say about anything during the Biden presidency.
He was his lap dog. Whether you like Trump or not,

(45:48):
that's not the question. But how you go from, you know,
having him on the show constantly, like he had him
on the show like several times, five, six, seven times.
He was he was a polarizing guest and they loved
each other. But then to turn around and horror out
to the liberal side of things. It was just it

(46:08):
was just kind of disgusting. It was just it was
just really disgusting and going so bent on lockdowns like
he did, which, let's face it, lockdowns were good for
business for anybody who is in uh radio. Okay, you
know you're I'm not leaving the house. I might as
well throw on Howard right or or or start a

(46:28):
podcast or not that we did that or anything, but
you know, it was just it's sad, it's ridiculous. I'm not.
I'm glad he's done, he can go. You know, he's
he made five hundred million dollars off of Cerrus.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
That's insane, It is insane, and I mean that I
guess that's the thing that you know, he gets to
write off into the sunset and who gives a shit.
You know, he'll be a forgotten name, you know, fifty
years from now. But but I did, at one point
look up to him, and now I look down on him,
and it's you know, that's that's a sad statement because

(47:08):
I'm you know, I'm just a regular guy, and I
know a lot of other regular guys and gals feel
the same way I do.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
And it's I mean, oh, well, you know he's signed
that deal back when five hundred million was a lot
of money, yep, right.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yep now, and now it's it's what it's only worth
fifty sixty million, which is I mean nothing.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Right, no inflation, right, yeah, right, you know it. It's
just I'm I'm I'm glad people are getting their come
upments because you can't turn your back on half a
nation and expect to survive. And I'm perfectly fine with it.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Yeah, And I feel like, you know, the the left,
when when the cancel culture really came out. They were
very vocal about, hey, we have to cancel this person
because they said, you know, X, Y and Z the right.
We just vote with our dollars, we vote with our time.
We we don't come out and say we have to

(48:11):
cancel Howard Stern. It just fucking happens in the middle
of the night. Howard Stern wakes up and goes, we
only had ten thousand downloads for that last show. We're
not doing something right. And I love that. That's that's
the way to do it. You vote with your time
and your money. You don't. You don't have to come
out and say, oh, that person didn't reckon, he does

(48:31):
he said the wrong pronoun take him down. No, you
just say I'm not listening to that guy anymore. Fuck them.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Well, it also makes you wonder, you know, who is
financing Cirrus usaid and where they were getting that money
from to keep that message out there too, So the
money stopped purely coincident, coincidental.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I'm sure, Oh, I'm sure. Same same with Colbert. You know,
the list goes on Joy behar Don and I mean
these are all coincidences. But oh yeah, by the way.
All of those people are saying the same dumb funck shit,
and we're not putting up with it anymore. So you're done.
Thank you for sharing. You're done.

Speaker 9 (49:13):
Hey, I gotta I gotta go, but real quick. I
was just dealing blackjack and the guy got The guy
got up from the table and he goes, He goes, hey,
would you would you touch that? You play under the TV?
He was fourteen ten at halftime and it was the
Cardinals preseason game. I looked at it, and I looked

(49:35):
back at him like I thought he was joking. I said,
do you want to bet on a halftime line of
a preseason football game? He's like, yeah, I would you
touch that? I was like, no, no.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
No, I would second half of a preseason game, you're
gonna get third and four stringers. Now, Sometimes amazing shit
happens because those are guys desperate to make the team.

Speaker 9 (49:59):
Right who knows which, who.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Knows exactly who's going to show up?

Speaker 9 (50:04):
Yeah, So I gotta go, but I'll be back in forty.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
All right, We'll see you then, all right? Yea, yeah,
I was talking about protest fits. Did you did you uh?
Did did you do anything for the big blackout today,
The socialist blackout that that took place was all over
the nation allegedly.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I'm sorry, what what happened?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah? See, you know, either there was a blackout on
an economic blackout. Yes, I went out. I went to
the store. I bought some groceries. I actually went to
I know, I bought more than I'm going to lunch.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah, I I overspent today. I absolutely overspent to test
the protest.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I look at it this way. At least they weren't
in the middle of the road, and you know, they
weren't rioting and trying to kill officers or anything along
those lines. It's a step in the right direction.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
That's no, you're that's a great point. And I think
goes back to what I just said about how you know,
the right votes with their time and their money, and
this particular protest they decided to take a page out
of the playbook of conservatives and vote with their time
and their money. Yeah, nobody noticed, No one noticed, nobody
gave a shit. So you are ineffective. You are literally

(51:31):
less than one fifth of the population. Go crawl back
under the rock that you live under. We don't care.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Russia Gate took an interesting turn. This week, we have
a list of subpoenas that were in that were dropped.
House Oversight Committee issues subpoenas for Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton,
Merrick Garland, James Comy, Bill barr Are, Jeff Sessions, Robert
Mueller who magically this came out. He's in memory care.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
In a memory care facility. He can't he can't answer
any questions, which I'm wondering now how many of these
people were going to find out are in memory care
or are they're in hospice just suddenly, just suddenly right,
or they fled the country. These people are not going
to stand up and tell the truth. Hillary Clinton. That

(52:27):
woman doesn't even know how to spell truth.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
No, no, she has absolutely no idea. I again, arrests
or it doesn't matter. There's gonna be a statue of
libertate limitations on this. I don't know if you sanctioned somebody,
I don't I don't know how that all that's going
to work. But they'll do their investigation and maybe something

(52:51):
will come of it. Maybe maybe the history of books
will say I don't know what the history books are
going to say. I really the history books are gonna
be tweaked anyway. So, but at least that did drop
this week, and it should make for an interesting rest
of August early in September.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Well, it's kind of yeah, it should, I agree, And
it's kind of one of those things that at least
maybe it's it's only a point of pride, but at
least it's on record now. These these people have been
listed in an indictment, they have been officially subpoenaed. And
you know, I love I love that some of these people,

(53:29):
because they have immunity, because of the position they were
in in the government, they can no longer plead the fifth.
They have to tell what they know. They can't be persecuted,
persecuted prosecuted for it legally because they have immunity, but
because they have immunity, they have to talk. No more
pleading the fifth. And I again, how do you make

(53:50):
somebody talk? I mean, I don't. Can we bring back
waterboarding like in the court system, or not bring it back,
but introduce it.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Make it great again?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah, I saw a great meme right before we went
on the show. The CIA is actually going to replace
waterboarding with a video of Kamala Harris reading her book.
That's that'd be great eighteen hours of that a day.
You will tell anything to anyone that they want to hear,

(54:21):
because that's fucking torture.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Any any comments, any any thoughts on Jasmine Crockett and
her staff coming out and saying that she's solely exclusive,
she's exclusively focused on being an influencer, not a member
of Congress. She's lying around her apartment, won't come into
the office, and is really just indifferent to staff and

(54:49):
willing to scream at them. It's a former aid. Apparently
everybody's coming out against Jasmine the savior of.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
The Democratic Party, as has meme and.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
As mean do I have do I really, I don't
think I can do that. I don't think I can pronounce.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Them like I'm going to tell you right now, she's
a trash human. And again, you know, some people will
will look at what I just said, because I'm not
the first one, and they'll say, oh, that's raised ast.
You can't say that about.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Nothing about race. It is nothing about race, not at all.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I don't give a shit the color of her skin.
I care about the content of her character, and she
has none. She's a worthless human. She's a surface level
ridiculous person. And so no, this doesn't surprise me at all.
I expected it to come out.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
This needs to happen for the Democratic Party to stop
being pieces of shit. This need they have, they need
to go through and they need to they need to
weed the guard in. I don't know. I don't know
if there's any good ones out there, or maybe maybe
they're maybe maybe getting rid of some of these jackasses
will let the good ones in. If there are any

(56:00):
get rid of the socialist wing of the party. Maybe
this helps that. I don't know, but this is this again,
This is more healing that has to happen. These these
kind of people need to be be need to be
sat down, They need to be taken out of office. Yep,

(56:20):
just terrible, terrible representatives in her district. Let's not forget
her district is an absolute shit show. It's extremely poor.
She doesn't lobby for it, it's it's it's it is
absolutely ghetto, and she treats it like that she just
wanted to get in the office. And I'm sure she's
gonna be one of these She's gonna be around for
a couple of terms and then she's gonna go off

(56:42):
into the blue and and be an influencer when everybody's
tired of her stick here, I just don't know what.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
She's I mean, we're all going to be paying for
her benefits the rest of her life. I mean, she
has a lifetime you know, medical insurance and you know
all these benefits that senators get. And I'm not saying
they shouldn't. I'm saying she shouldn't. She should have never
been in there in the first place.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
How's that beer going, dude?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I actually so remember how I said, I'm interested to
see how it warms up. The more it warmed up,
the better it got because that earthy like the smell
coming off of it. It really I could smell the
barrel age to it. The apricot got more depth to it.

(57:32):
It's just a really great beer. And I killed it
probably fifteen minutes ago, like it did not last long.
Very good beer.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, this one. This one was the same way. This
was the Amber check the check amber or Logger so
cyclical existence, really really good, really really really good beer.
Not your typical amber, not sweet. It didn't have the sweet,
earthy maltiness that you normally get with it. It was
a straight up amber pilsner, which was kind of a

(58:01):
crazy beer. I don't think I've had a check amber
logger before. So that was that was a nice little treat.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Let's let's get on a beer too.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Big shout out to Justin and and Chat. Just got
back from a nice little road truck road trip cross country.
That's glad you're able to make it to time, man, Yeah,
that's huge. So you had a you had a you
had a crisis over there at halftime.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Yes, Oh it wasn't at halftime. It was that The
crisis was my dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
I So I knew I was doing the show from
from the Grays room, and I brought my laptop. They
hooked me up to the soundboard, the mixing board, and
so I knew I was going to be running everything
from from my computer. Well, you know something interesting when
you're running my ship off your computer, the battery starts
to die pretty quickly.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Yes, it does.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I don't know if you knew that, Mike Shane and
allegedly what I didn't do and I and I looked
at it. I fucking looked at it. I'm like, I'm
not gonna need that. And I walked out of my
room without the trip. So I'm at I'm at thirty
five percent and fucking shout out to Mike Gray, hero
of all heroes. He's actually running over to my room

(59:25):
right now to get me my charging cord so you
and I can keep going and then I'll be fine.
I'll have it before I get to zero.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
So Mike is Mike is sprinting to your room.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Drive although because it's literally right across the street.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Okay, all right, well, thank thank you Mike for uh
for hook for hooking them up. It's it's I've been there,
I got it. I understand my my rig. If I
don't have it plugged in by the by that time,
I'm an hour in everything everything's falling apart. So that's good.
All right, Well, you know what, beer two, here's to
Mike for for running to get your gear. Hell yeah,

(01:00:11):
with that, I'm gonna I'm I'm going sideways here. And
because of this, I actually went and got a side
bitch for the rest of the evening. Which it is
now October Fest season, everybody, all of a sudden, yeah,
just out out of the blue, and and it's Halloween
season too, so you can go go go to your

(01:00:32):
local stores and pick up all your Halloween necessities is yeah, exactly. Yeah.
So I've got a Sam Adams here, Oktoberfest which is
gonna be the side my sidecar here. But I'm a Superstition.
Metery has really leaned into siders. They've got They've got

(01:00:56):
one it's called space Box, which is really really nice.
You can get six packs of it. But I have
not seen and they're a Prescott, Arizona brewery well met ye,
and they're starting to do ciders. I have Superstition Imperial Cider.
It is an eight point four percent cider, apple cider,

(01:01:19):
straight up old school cider. And it smells like it
You remember when we we when we first started drinking.
Were they snake bites?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Yes, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
And I think what was that? That was a that
was a cider and was it a sighter in a
Guinness or a heart? It was one of the two
ocier in a Guinness.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Okay, and then the I forget what the half and
half was a harp in Guinness.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a black and.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Tan black and tent. There you go, got it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeah yeah, that was black and tan. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
So anyway, but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
It's seriously it brings back when you you know that
that first set smell that the a sider you know, ye, yep,
that's so. I'm i'm I'm I'm eager to see how
this is gonna go. It's eight point four percent and
like I said, it's an Imperial cider, which that's that's
pretty highbv.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Ver something that Those can be really fun. Sometimes sometimes
they go off the rails real quick, but they can
be real fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Oh oh, it's not a sex sider, but this is candy.
Mm hmm, not dry, good, great mouth feel, mouth watering.

(01:02:39):
Apple is right on point. Nice. That's a fantastic sider.
That's beautiful. I don't like them dry. I don't like
them when they when you start getting into like the
wine area. Not fun. Yes, that is fantastic. I'm uh,
I'm gonna I may I actually have some guinness. And

(01:03:00):
again it's a downstairs or downstairs I may have to
try a snake by it at some point. Yeah, yeah hmm. Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Well good for you. I don't, I don't. I can't
remember last time one of us had a cider on
this show. So good for you for going a little
off road.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah, we don't, we don't, we don't typically do it.
We don't typically do it, but that I have some
others in there I might go and venture with, so
we'll see. All right, what do you what do you
have over there?

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Well, I went with a with an old friend as
far as the brewery, but this particular beer is new
to me. This is from Epic Brewing, and so of
course they have their big bad Baptist line, which again
kind of like YETI or Great Divide does with their yeties.
They take their base amazing imperial stout and then they

(01:03:52):
they do some fun ship with it. And this one
is a rare release. So I think that's why I've
never had this one, because I don't think it it
gets made very often. But this one is called double Jam.
This is an Imperial stout aged in whiskey barrels with coffee,
cocoa and raspberries and blackberries added. So I've got a

(01:04:13):
I've got an imperial, big imperial. It's an eleven eleven percenter.
So I'm pretty much well almost doubling up what I
what I did on my first beer. This thing poured thick.
I mean, this is this is your quintessential imperial stout.
The the smell off of this thing is. It's all

(01:04:33):
berry and a little bit of chocolate. But man, this
is gonna be like a I don't know, a chocolate
berry cake. I don't even know what that is. Tabby's
across from me. She she got to taste a little
bit of it. I let her smell the bottle and
the last little bit and and she's dying over here.

(01:04:54):
So I'm I'm very excited to uh to put this
in my mouth. Let's see what we got here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Oh sh yep, oh make shane, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Dude, okay, okay, raspberries, blueberries, for sure, that's kind of
what you get first. And then on the back end
that coffee and chocolate, like the black stuff comes up
the back, if you know what I mean, right, I

(01:05:29):
mean you've got you've got the the fleshy berries in
the front, but on the backside and all the brown
and the and the black and it just it's it's
it's just all on your back side, you know. Fuck,
this is a good beer. Listen. I bought this because

(01:05:49):
I knew it would be good. I was not prepared
for how good this is. This is, this is good.
I'm not I'm not even gonna say sex beer. I'm
just gonna say, fucking tremendous beer, really.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Nice, good for you, good for you? Is it? Would
you would you keep this one like you? Would you
keep this in the back of the fridge to hit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
What I would I keep this one around? I don't
think I would. I don't think this is one that
you that you have as an all time just have
a round beer for for This is a this is
reserved for special occasions. This is a birthday beer. This
is a Hey, I've got you know, in laws coming

(01:06:39):
in and I need to I need to fucking check out.
That's what this beer is. The the ABV being eleven percent,
you could have folded me. I'm I would have guessed
if you just gave me a blind taste test, I
would have said, it's an eight percenter. It's there, but
it's not overwhelming, and it's not something that taints the
beer at all. It enhances the flavors that you're getting.

(01:07:01):
So no, this thing, this is special. And again I think,
let's see this is from this is their second release
of this, and it looks like looks like it's from
twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
So that's why I can't find it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
So that's yeah. I mean, god, so smooth and and
you know we we've said it before. When you get
an imperial stout, it's sometimes it's really hard to just
let it sit in the fridge for a while. If
it's just if it's just been bottled, have the discipline
to let it sit for a few months and let

(01:07:43):
it smooth out. You won't you will not regret it.
And this one's just been sitting here waiting for me
to find it, and wow, what a beer. Holy shit,
And that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Was brainless jam. No, it's called double jam, double Jim,
double Jim. Okay, okay, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
I think the am as the raspberries and blackberries, and
then you know, you got the coffee. So it's like,
you know, almost like a breakfast out, but something very
different about it. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
You know. Epic Brewing is the only reason why I'd
go to Salt Lake City and I've been there for
a volleyball tournament with my with my oldest and I
had to go to Epic and I could have sat
there for hours. It was just amazing. And that's uh,
what's what was the ABV on that one? Because it

(01:08:33):
looks like that range is in ten ten and a
half to three, thirteen and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Yeah, this is eleven. This one's eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
That's fun. But of course for you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
That was you know, two years ago, so who knows,
we might be we might be up in the walls here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
You this has been a really good trip for you,
grabbing older beers that have had that have been barreled
and aged, and they've they've aged really well. That's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, I've really lucked out. I'm you know, Indiana. It's
weird because in Oregon, you go to a grocery store
or really anywhere, even the CBS, there's no liquor at all.
I mean they barely will sell beer at stores, and
the beer they sell is just really like shit beer. Yeah,
you have to go and find an actual brewery or

(01:09:25):
a liquor store to find any good beers in Oregon. Here,
everywhere I go, I mean they have beer, they have
hard liquor. It's everywhere, the grocery stores, fucking CBS. It's
but I did specifically go to a place called the Chalet,
which is a liquor store, and seventy percent of the
store is every kind of liquor you've ever thought about

(01:09:47):
liquor and wine. The other thirty percent, there's a whole
section of just just some kick ass beers. I mean,
I felt like a kid in a candy store. It
was hard for me not to buy too much. I
mean I literally was doing the math. I'm like, okay,
so I'm here for ten days. How much beer can
I drink in ten days? And I and so because

(01:10:07):
I don't, I don't want to leave any of it
behind that that would just be sad.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Right, And you're not packing, You're not packing a checking
a bag.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
I am checking a bag, but it's it's not a
huge suitcase. And I just I I have to when
I do these trains, I have to bring a bunch
of material, a bunch of booklets and stuff. So my
bag was already pushing forty eight pounds and I just
didn't want to pay the extra to bring stuff back.
So and you know, that's okay. I can find good

(01:10:37):
beers at home too, But it's just nice to sample
this and to just see, honestly, And you know what
I was. I was texting my wife earlier today, I
was like, everybody here is so fucking nice, and I go,
I think it's because there's liquor everywhere in the stores
and there everyone's so nice because hey, you know what,
if I want to if I want to bottle a
Southern comfort, it's right there, grab it go.

Speaker 10 (01:11:02):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Yeah, I think, are you saying there's nothing else to
do there except for drinking?

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
That's pretty much it. Although there's you know where I'm
at here, there's a couple of rivers that are running
through here, and I took a walk down to one
on gosh, I guess it was Wednesday night, and just beautiful,
beautiful place to be. I really would like to be
here during fall because the colors I'm sure are outstanding.

(01:11:31):
We have pretty good fall in Oregon, but we have
so many coniferous trees there that don't change and so
but here it's all deciduous and so it's all going
to change, and I just I would like to be
here for fall. But and I will probably be coming
back here in the next five to six months just
to do a review of the program that I put

(01:11:53):
into the schools, because I got to make sure they're
doing it with fidelity. But that'll be like probably spring,
early spring, so I'll misfall here. But beautiful area, lots
of lots of Native American history here, which I you know,
as you know, I have an affinity for and cool
place to be. I'm and I'm also glad I'm not

(01:12:13):
in Indianapolis. I've heard horror stories. But tomorrow I'm going
to head over to South Bend. I need to do
some laundry. I'm gonna do that first. Then I need
to head over to South Bend and I'm going to
check out the Notre Dame campus. So look in the chat.
I'll be sending pictures from Notre Dame and I may
even bomb up to Lake Michigan and hang out on

(01:12:36):
Lake Michigan for a little bit. I spent some time
in Lake Michigan Jesus thirty years ago now when I
was at Great Mistakes the Naval Academy up there, and
so I have my relationship with with Lake Michigan. It
got me through some tough times and I haven't been
back since. So I'm looking forward to maybe seeing seeing

(01:12:58):
the lake again. So I'm, you know, mixing a little
business with pleasure here and but beautiful part of the country,
no doubt, But there is not much else to do
other than drink so that's what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
It sounds like you have a good day trip coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Yeah, yeah, I do. And again I'll look for those pictures.
I'll any pictures I take, I'll send.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
This is an only, but a goodie. Let's listen in that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Before we got here.

Speaker 11 (01:13:26):
Yeah, missus William Klein, he was wrecking an office.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
I just wanted to meet them face to face.

Speaker 12 (01:13:32):
I wanted them to admit what they were doing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Who is they?

Speaker 11 (01:13:36):
He was in the office of the Trilateral Commission. Try laterals, Yeah,
the Trilateral Commission?

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
What is the Trilateral Commission?

Speaker 11 (01:13:49):
So an organization founded in nineteen seventy three by David
Rockefeller to bring together business and political leaders from the
United States, Europe, Japan so they could work together for
better economic and political cooperation between the nations.

Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
With that, that's what they'd like us to believe. But
you see, what they're really up to is a scheme
to plant their own loyal members in positions of power
in this country, to work to erase national boundaries and
create an international community and in time bring about a
one world government. With David Rockefeller calling the shops.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Right, take it, they're pressing charges.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Yeah, well, he broke a globe and some unsuff artwork.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Well, they're in on it too. Okay, mister Kline.

Speaker 12 (01:14:39):
If you're just telling you our whole way of life
as we know it, it's in jeopardy. I appreciate that,
but I have the documented evidence.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
It's all in there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Show him.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Well, he's got.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
His magazine series Conspiracy Review Suppressed. Truth round Up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Is exposed.

Speaker 12 (01:15:01):
Yeah, well you're still not convinced. Would you like to
hear the names of just a few of the people
who have been on the Trilateral Commission, not particular James R.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Ocarter heard him.

Speaker 12 (01:15:13):
Look, mister Klein, Henry Kissinger, you're to him? Walter Mondale,
who mister Klein, John Anderson, George Bush. Now you remember
at the convention, everybody thought it was going to be
Ford for Veep. You know what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
David Rockefeller just.

Speaker 12 (01:15:32):
Picked up a phone, put in a call, Hey, Ronnie,
forget Jerrie's George bye. No matter who won. In November,
they had their men in the White House.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
That was from nineteen eighty one. The TV show is
Barney Miller, And yes, that was a TV show that
I grew up watching with my grandfather. They laid out
the whole business, the whole New World Order, laid it
right out. Unis f there's your USA I D connection right,
Jimmy Carter is in there. Bush's Bush one, the whole

(01:16:07):
shooting match.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
That's all facts. Everything he dropped, and they made him
look like a crazy person, But everything he dropped we
now know to be fact. Everything that is exactly what happened.
Is someone picked up a phone and George Bush was VP.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Just like that, done and done. I found when I
saw that clip, I'm gonna I'm gonna pull more clips.
Maybe it's not gonna be just, it might not be
like that, it might not be a conspiracy theory, but
I'm gonna pull more clips that are just it's just
it's it's fun to reminisce on. It's gonna be a
comedy bit that's gonna make you think something along those lines.
I'm gonna find more of that. But when I saw

(01:16:45):
that video, that was like that was like mother's milk.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Yeah, exactly that That just nourishes the soul to go, Okay,
we're on the right track here. And and you know
we've we've talked about, you know, the conspiracy theorists quote unquote,
and how how many ws we I'll put myself in
that in that group now at this point, how many
ws we have? And and the major portion of the

(01:17:14):
population has no idea and they call us whack jobs.
And yet all of that shit's true, all of.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
It, everything, the whole. The term conspiracy theorist, there's a
CIA word. It wasn't around until the CIA said, hey,
we need to make sure that anybody who's latching onto
this stuff is a conspiracy theorist, or we could just
call them truth tellers now because it all comes true,

(01:17:40):
we just know it, and we're willing to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Have you heard Mel Gibson's take on because again, he
did a movie called Conspiracy Theory, Yes, and he played
somebody who was a great movie, fantastic movie, one of
his best, and he played someone that they made really
look crazy. But at the end, you know, they they
found out that he was right. And he said, if
I were to go if I could go back and

(01:18:03):
do one movie over again, I would do that one
and I would do it a little bit different. I
wouldn't have made my character look quite so crazy, he said.
But that's that's what they do to people who are
truth finders and truth tellers. Is they make you think
you're crazy, so you go a little bit nuts, he said,
But I just would have played that character a bit differently.

(01:18:23):
But so Mel Gibson's he's been way ahead of the
curve too, because that was a movie. What year that
come out, like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Seven?

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
A lot later in I thought so, yeah, I mean
it is a CIA term. And again they put these
things out there to help disparage and to discredit people
that are actually out there finding the truth. And now
it's a multimillion business, multiply a million dollar business to
find out the truth. You got Whitney Webb, you got

(01:18:55):
Ian Carroll. You have these people that are doing these
deep dives. And we're all here for it. So we're
we're we're in tell me more. And they're getting millions
of people. Joe Rogan like, tell us the fucking truth.
You say what you want about Joe, but he's a
curious mind and he wants to know the truth and
he's constantly digging for it. And and I dare I

(01:19:18):
say I put us in that category as well? I
think so, And yeah, and we're here for it. I
I it's it's We're done with the lies, We're done.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
What do you think about uh Donald wanting to seize
DC with federal police.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
You know, this is a This is a weird one.
This is a weird one because if you if you
ask me what is my opinion of government, I say,
less overreach, smaller government, and just let the people sort
it out, let local governments ye sort out local issues,
and let the federal government worry about the big stuff,
you know, protect the homeland, keep our our natural resources

(01:20:01):
in Czech and plentiful. I don't know that I love
the federal government coming in and and militarizing a city. However,
when a city is so far down the fucking well,
how else do you get it back out other than
to basically declare martial law, which he has not done,

(01:20:24):
and I I think if we got to that point
we'd be having a different discussion. But basically, that's what
he's doing, is declaring martial law and saying, all right,
we're going to federalize this shit because you're letting, you're
letting a small group of people destroy property, influence the
livelihood and the happiness of citizens, and that's not okay.

(01:20:50):
So I'm I'm split on it. I don't know where
are you at on it, because I'm fifty percent I
hate it fifty percent. It's what needs to be done.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
I don't want d C to become a Democrat state.
Yeah yeah, and that's really the next step. And I
think this, I think this play is more along those lines.
To make sure it doesn't, they'll put something into law
that says that this is this is this is our
this is the capital of America, and they're going to

(01:21:20):
federalize it in that. In that respect, I think that's
probably the play here. You'll probably end up with capitol
police all over the place, which would end up taking
out the whole the local police force. I'm not super
enthralled with it. I don't like that idea of I
don't like a gestapo because that's what it's gonna that.
Let's face it, that that's what this is gonna this
is what it's going to look like. Uh, And that's

(01:21:42):
what the left is going to say it is. Even
if you are just saying, hey, we're we're shutting this
down and we're we're making sure that police are available
and we're making sure that crime starts dropping. The other
piece of this is that you have it. They've established
the police commander and there's a there's an NBC story
DC police commanders suspended accused of changing crime statistics. Now

(01:22:06):
we know that the FBI has tweaked crime crime statistics
all over the place to not only make sure that
it was more it looked like it was more whites
that were committing more crimes, to make sure that that
was that was part of the that that narrative was solid.
They made sure that that that that that it looked
like murders were going down. We established that on many many.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Shows years ago, years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
And I if that's what it takes to get things
under control. So it's regulated, I think I'm okay with it. Again,
it's boundaries. How far are you going to take it?
I don't I don't want it to be taken too far.
But I think it's the same argument though, when you
talk about ICE, I don't want it to be taken

(01:22:54):
too far. If you're going to weaponize it and you're
gonna start using it against actual citizens and you're not
just enforced sing the border, then that could be that
that that that that's you're going down a road that
you shouldn't be going down. But DC, that's that's our capital,
and it it is a bloodbath. In fact, tonight we
have more shots fired. This just just dropped, ironically enough,

(01:23:19):
and I haven't watched this video. We'll go and we'll
start playing and we'll see what's on here. But it's
this is this is uh steps from the Capitol. So
what we're seeing is somebody's on a camera a phone.

(01:23:42):
They're chasing behind some police that are running. There were
about one hundred individuals on dirt bikes, shooting guns and
lighting fireworks off. So total hooliganism.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
I mean, and complete chaos. I mean imagine and we
God damn it, dude, I are we We've got to
stop saying stuff that we think might happen because it
starts coming true. But I actually described this exact scenario
that you you take one hundred people in a major
US city and have them start doing some chaotic shit

(01:24:13):
and things melt down real quick. And that's we're looking
at chaos here in this in this scene, it's it's chaos.
Cops are running all over the place. They've got a
they've got a radio in their ear and and I mean,
I would love to hear that that soundtrack, because they
probably got somebody saying shots fired over on eighteenth Ope, Nope,

(01:24:34):
shots fired over on Pennsylvania Avenue. Ope, shots fired at
the White House, shots fired. So these cops literally you
watch the one guy, he was running one way and
he stopped and he started running the other way. Absolute mayhem.
And that's one hundred people. One hundred people. Imagine if
they just mobilized or activated five hundred a thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
And And we've talked about. The sagarious part is all
of them being mobilized at the same time all over
the country, just one hundred in every city like you were,
like you were saying several several episodes ago. That's the
scary stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Yep. Do you remember and it's it's weird. We've talked
about this movie before on the show. Do you remember
the movie The Siege Great Bruce Willis movie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Yes, there was.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
There was some Islamic terrorists in New York City the government.
It started to get really bad. So the government comes
in and brings in Bruce Willis and his character was
a four star general or something, and he was just
a real hard nosed asshole. And the the beauty of
the movie was. There are some great action scenes. I
think I don't remember who else was in that movie,

(01:25:41):
but there were some great action scenes, and there was
some Denzel was in it, and who was the woman
And I wanted to say Anne Haitch but it wasn't
Ane Haiti. It was and something anyway, a net a
net Benning, That's who it was. They got into. They
really dove deep in that movie to the legal issues,

(01:26:03):
like at what point does the military have precedents to
come into a city and declare martial law and all that,
And Bruce Willis was just Bruce Willis whatever his character's
name was, just being a general. He was just like, look,
I've been ordered to take control of this situation. That's
what I'm gonna do. Fuck the laws, fuck all of
your you can take that up to the Supreme Court.

(01:26:24):
That's not my job. My job is to make sure
that this city is And this feels like we are
tiptoeing in that direction. Not it's not a jumping off
the cliff. I feel like we're tiptoeing towards that. And
so to your point, Machine, all of that was to say,
as long as they don't take it too far, as

(01:26:45):
long as we don't have the National Guard or you know,
bringing in the war dogs, the Marines stepping in into
US soil like that, like they had to do in La.
Let's be honest, we were there La. They brought in
the fuckings and by the way, in three days time
they took control of that city. Yeah, because that's what

(01:27:06):
marines do. You when it's time you send in the
war dogs, they do what they do and it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
The adults are here, Yeah, it's time to stop. Guys,
lap a few.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Kids around and it's done. And so I I just
I don't want to see that repeated. I really don't.
And and we'll see where it goes. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
Let's just stop on with it, just just.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Lean into it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Let's just have fun with it. Well, said a nice entrance.

Speaker 9 (01:27:36):
How are we doing?

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
We are doing, Hafe. How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Just capital?

Speaker 9 (01:27:42):
I'm okay, low as ship tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Did did you guys not have earth wind and fire
or anybody cool like that?

Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
No? But you know what we have the like the
TV screens that flash up you know, future concerts and
stuff like that, and a lot of times they don't
update it very quickly, so it's like you know, oh,
Brian McKnight, you know August or well chewing or whatever
the date was. You know, they'll still have it up

(01:28:14):
there even though it's already gone. And I was in
the in the highlighted pit, just twiddling my thumbs and
I saw a fog hat and I was like, fog
hat that was like six months ago or something, and
it said January ninth. And I was like, I go,
hey's is fog had coming back again? And I think

(01:28:36):
it was Gretchen. Someone goes, yeah, you didn't hear when
they were here the lead singer passed out on stage.
They're coming back for another one to do it the
right way.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
I guess, well, well, you know, the tribal Council is
not gonna like, we're paying money for you to do
a show, yeah, a third of it, So you're coming back?

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Yeah, what do you What do you want to do here?
How do you want me to how do you want
to play this?

Speaker 9 (01:29:03):
Let's let's do the farm report and then maybe we've
got time to get to my my special whole thing.
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Let's rip it off here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
Have you guys heard of the Madagascin millipede?

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
No, do tell.

Speaker 9 (01:29:29):
Well, they have got this defense mechanism.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
Oh, I've heard about this.

Speaker 9 (01:29:37):
When they're this is awesome. Well, so when they're threatened,
they release a fluid consisting of oh, fins, oak quinones
or something like that and uh and and cyanide. Yes,
so yeah, it has a desired effect on all right,

(01:29:59):
what about right here? Biting is ship anyway, it has
an effect on most any animal, any predator, except for
the black lemur. The black lemur will pick up the
madagascin mellipede and bite it and then rub it all

(01:30:22):
over its fur as an insect and parasite repellent. And oh,
by the way, the lemur also gets high from the
poison the cyanide. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
David Attenborough narrated that exact scene and it was I mean,
as at only Attenborough could but yeah, apparently the smell
is yeah, I mean, somebody, so what do you guys,
Remember there's a there's a scale of like how bad
a sting is. There's a certain scale. This guy let

(01:30:56):
everything sting it or sting and and he rated them
like from you know, one being the least painful to
tend to most people. Somebody did a smell scale, and
I think that millipede was like either one or two.
And then and then Attenborough comes in. He's like, yeah,
look it rubs it all over, it's it's fur. It's like,

(01:31:17):
holy shit. This Lemur doesn't give a shit about how
it smells. It just propels everything. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
I can't even I don't know that I can really fit.
Can we even talk about what's happening in chat now?

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Because mc shane it is a fucking zoo in here,
you know, do you know I can't even look at
these two. I am looking down at my screen, or
I'm looking out the window, I'm looking everywhere, but at
these two individuals. If this is what happens at their
home during chat, this explains so much. Jesus Christ. I'm

(01:31:55):
I'm with degenerates here, and I'm I'm and I feel
at home. That's the thing that's scary, is I peeple
welcome here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Mike. Mike's comment right after you said what the lemur does,
he said, that's what he does with squirt. Now, I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna ask what
what what what what?

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
He's referring to Maybe it's the drink. I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe I don't think it is. I
don't think it is, but I yeah, I don't know.
I'm just we're just gonna leave that alone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
I'm I'm efforting here. I'm just letting you know. You
don't know how much discipline years of martial arts training
is going into me. Just not fucking busting out right now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
That was beautiful. I'm gonna take you out ready.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
I I feel like up upcoming in a in a
in a not too distant episode, you need to do
a farm report on these animals that I'm in the
room with.

Speaker 9 (01:33:08):
M I'll take video on pictures of them, so I
know what I'm dealing with.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
Okay, done and done.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Hey, I've got a police officer that's really upset that
she didn't get laid. Oh God, did you hear? And
this is not bag on Texas Night? It really isn't.
But this was like Texas's week horn Dog. Texas cop
vows to give everyone a ticket after she didn't get
action the night before. Hefe given your history, if you

(01:33:39):
hadn't have gotten action, do you ever vindict vindictive? I
know it doesn't happen very often, we ever vindictive to
the point that you were going to make everybody's life
a living hell the next day.

Speaker 9 (01:33:50):
Not quite that bad, not quite, but I do get
a little bristly, or at least I used to.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
So wait, are you saying you don't rub one out
before you go to work?

Speaker 9 (01:34:01):
No, I'm just saying, you know, the real deal, when
you're expecting it to happen, you're right, is quite a
letdown when it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Yeah, no, no, no, you're you're right. And blue balls, from
what I understand, blue balls is an actual physical thing
that that men it's our expression of like we thought
something was going to happen, it didn't. Women have a
mental blue ball. It's all mental for them when it's
something that they thought was going to happen, or they
get rejected, it's more in their heads. So I can

(01:34:34):
see what I want to understand. She's cute, like who
are these guys? Like are they sniffing? Are they smelling
like psycho on this girl? And they're like I'm not.
I mean, she's fun, but I'm not touching it with
a ten foot pole or what's going on here? Because
she's kind of cute.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Let's well, let's let's let's listen to the story here.
Here's here's Fox twenty six right.

Speaker 9 (01:34:56):
Well investigation.

Speaker 8 (01:34:58):
After posting a TikTok that went in this video, she
suggests since she didn't get what she wanted the night before, everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Is getting a ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Fox twenty six is Jonathan Mahea in West Houston getting
answers from the Sheriff's office and speaking with residents there.

Speaker 10 (01:35:15):
In a viral video that has since been deleted, we
see a Precinct five constable deputy joining on a TikTok
trend and having some fun, but that could cause her
to lose her job. In the video, you can see
the deputy taking some notes, joining in on the TikTok trend,
and blurring out certain parts of her uniform, but she

(01:35:37):
leaves her name visible to see. We see all other
videos on her account where she's in uniform doing some
TikTok trends. Her account has since deleted, and we spoke
to some people here in the precinc five area who
tells us she's free to do whatever she wants on
her personal time, but when she's representing the company and
representing the law enforcement agency.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
That she works for.

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
She has to be more cautious.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
I think it is real, inappropriate, disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
This is very unprofessional, you know what I'm saying. Like
you shouldn't be doing nothing like that. It's unprofessionals.

Speaker 10 (01:36:06):
We reached out to the Harris County Precinct five Costable's
office for a statement on this Bible video that has
since been deleted, and this is what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
They told us.

Speaker 10 (01:36:14):
Our administration is aware and Internal Affairs has opened an investigation.
We have no other comment at this time.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
And you know what, I get it. I get it.
You're upset. You didn't she like she says, didn't get
cracked last night. Cracked. I've never heard getting laid cracked.
That's a different thing, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
That's what I do to all my bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
You crack them, crack them, crack them with your your
your your w NBA dial though.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Did you did you not know that? My I mean,
I've named we all name our p and I I've
named mine egg cracker.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Really do what?

Speaker 9 (01:36:49):
I never named mine. I named mine, but I name
it after fits or on the end. So mine is
egg Cracker Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Now, uh so so that makes sure's ed egg cracker senior.
This this is gout kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
It's it's more weird here. I'm just gonna tell you
that people are crying in this room right now.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
We uh, we do have another story that just goes
to show people don't This is from Idaho. This is
up in your neck of the woods fits okay? Three
three hour three hour uh search for life Apparently three
hour frantic police search for a reported body in the

(01:37:42):
Idaho River led deputies to discover a life size sex dolly.
I can't think of a better thing to do. Go
out to like the.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
That's the best fucking headline of twenty twenty five right there.

Speaker 9 (01:37:59):
What do they do now? Like, I mean, do you
try to find the owner and charge them with like
littering or something?

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
I guess it would be littering charge with you didn't
kill anybody, nobody got hurt. It's a victimless crime.

Speaker 11 (01:38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
I want do you do? Do you do a DNA
test on it to see who it was?

Speaker 9 (01:38:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
I like that you could do you just like finish
and then you like throw out a hell at this,
I'm throwing this into the river. Or do you do
it for fun? I'm kind of torn.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
It's I'm not speaking from experience here, but I mean,
if you bleach the hell out of it, that should
get all the DNA off.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
So that's that's never coming out, coming to lock up,
I say, douche it, yeah, do sh it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
M hm m hm. Afe didn't. Did you not have
a secondary a secondary bit, I guess I, for lack
of a better term, a secondary section that you wanted
to get to tonight.

Speaker 9 (01:39:02):
I did. But it's already, it's already a little later.
It can wait till next week. It's okay, it's a
it's a personal thing I wanted to share with you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Translate to like, it's not time sensitive.

Speaker 9 (01:39:18):
No, no ho. How much longer you guys have be on?

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Well, well, we've got about another thirty minutes of the
show and then they'll probably be uh after show. But
we'll hold we'll hold on to it. It's okay, it's down.
We'll tease them, we'll tease them. They got a big one,
jeff Jeffy's got a big one for you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
It does have a big one, Jesus who it's it's
pulling back, Yeah, it's pulling back the curtain.

Speaker 9 (01:39:49):
And Jeffy's heartstrings.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
It's it's pulling back more than a curtain. My friend.

Speaker 9 (01:39:54):
M hm, well I make one. My next down is
I didn't even look, but if it's quick, I'll do.

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
Any guys, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
All right, well you know where to find us. I
want to point out some iniquity that I that I
find to be an absolute travesty. And there's a young woman,
Annie Charlotte. She's not being compensated like other only fans
stars stars.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
And we've talked her before, by the ways, this is
not her first appearance on this show. What is this
the same one? Yes, it's the same one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
I had no idea. Well, here long and a short
of it is, you have OnlyFans models, we'll call them models,
making millions of dollars. And she's only made two hundred
thousand dollars so far this year. Very very beautiful woman.

(01:40:50):
And she's got two vaginas. I don't know why she
hasn't made more money than what she's already made. If
you have two vaginas, you should be making bank.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
Well here's the thing. I mean, if if we're gonna
break it down, like, let's do the math, right, she
has one third more holes. I mean you know, most
most women have the three, the main three right, right,
and she's got a fourth. So she should be making

(01:41:19):
percentage wise that much more money, and she's not. She's
making percentage wise that much less money. And I and
it is a travesty. It's an absolute crime. So I
think we should spread the word. Everyone should get out
there and check her out. Now, I will say, I'm
just I'm throwing this out there. MacShane. You can absolutely
dispute me. Feel free to tell me I'm dead wrong.

(01:41:42):
I have a thing for women's hands. I mean, yes,
I'm an ass guy, and then I'm a boob guy,
and then I'm a face guy and eyes and all
of those things. But if a woman has really creepily
long fingers, I it's kind of a turn off. And

(01:42:04):
she she kind of does you keep putting that picture
up because you're trying to fuck with me? Yeah, that one.
Look how long that finger is. That's not normal, that's creepy.
She's kind of like, what's the dude from Jack from
a Nightmare for Halloween or Halloween nightmrefore Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Just long hands? Okay, her hands are long. I mean
those are.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Because because if things get fun and or wild and
or inappropriate, and that goes in one of my orifices.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
I'm I'm out that that might come.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Out or come out your mouth exactly. I don't want
to taste that finger.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
On the flip side though, Hafe is Hafe still here?
Did he leave?

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Damn it? Because I was good. If you're listening, you
you might enjoy a hand job from her.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
I'm just saying now halfe is no bueno on the
hand jobs. We know this.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
I know that's my point. He might enjoy one because
that is a that is a that's a that's a
big hand.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Yeah, it's a big hand and it wraps around twice. Now,
I will say her breasts are big enough that she
needs the big hands to cover all of it when
she's doing the handbrow thing. She needs big hands to
cover those and truly does. That's the plus. But that
picture where she's sticking the finger in her mouth, her hand,
her finger is touching her mouth, but the hand is

(01:43:39):
like fifteen sixteen feet away. I mean, it's creepy weird.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Are are you ready to talk about climate?

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
Sure? Yeah, I I absolutely am. This is the climate
scam with fits.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Fits we had a lot of weather this week we
did Where do you want to start? My favorite is
probably the cold in the Bay because that was hilarious.
But there's so much to get to.

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
And I did mention that a couple of well maybe
last week. No, no, it was a couple of weeks ago.
I mentioned that they've had record cold in the Bay.
And by the way, as we speak, there is snow
falling in Brazil now, Brazil, this part of Brazil that's
up in the mountains will get snow usually in the winter.

(01:44:41):
We're at the end of summer right now and they're
getting snow. And so you know, again to go back
to my point of this whole bit, this whole section
of the show, there's some crazy shit going on with weather.
Nobody's denying that we're seeing some really wild stuff, but
it's not on the whole. It's not warming the planet.

(01:45:03):
We are cooling, and we're going to see a lot
more snow in some weird places, glaciers increasing their their size,
and and and so yeah, I saw that clip today
right before we went on, actually that it's snowing in
Brazil right now, which is which is wild because it's
still I mean, they are they're heading into summer, and

(01:45:27):
they usually don't see the snows. They usually see it
early early winter and not towards the end. And they're
they're getting it right now, so kind of crazy. Yeah,
So the Bay Area record cool temperatures. I, as we've
talked about on the show My My Martial Arts Seafood,

(01:45:47):
lives in San Francisco, and so I've spent some pretty
cold summers down there. We usually have a workshop in
June and then another one in September, and those are
those are whole days. I mean, I bring a hoodie,
I wear pants the whole time, and it's usually pretty cold.
But this this year it's they have had I think

(01:46:10):
two days over seventy degrees two.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Yeah, and the whole coast, the whole coast San Francisco,
the whole coast.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
All the way down.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
So again, the global warming scam doesn't hold up, because
if CO two was the problem, it would affect all
of us equally. Temperatures would go up everywhere equally all
the time. You know, It's like when you put the
covers over you, it's not just your feet to get warm.
Your whole body warms up because it's all it's all

(01:46:42):
being blanketed. And that's the argument that climate scammers try
and say, is that, you know, CO two makes a
blanket over the planet and there's less reflectivity, et cetera.
If that were the case, it would it would be
that way across all climates everywhere, and it's not. Climates
are still highly localized, and there's there's some really cold

(01:47:04):
places on the planet, and so that's that's really the
main story there. And a lot of it has to
do with ocean current and we've talked about the AMOC,
We've talked talked about the Beauford Gyre. I have a
feeling and I don't know there's I'm I don't know
the science behind this. I'm this is just fits speaking.

(01:47:26):
My instinct is that that all plays into that because
the bay does get that that deep cold water coming
up from the deep, and if there's more cold water
down there, it's going to really come up and change
the climate locally for that area. And I and i'm
I know the A m O C has changed, I

(01:47:47):
know the Buford Gyre has changed. We've we've been talking
about these things for years. This is not new. So yeah,
don't don't believe the scam.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
You found a really good one this week, a really
good article, not article, it was an expost from Peter Klack. Yeah,
when greenhouse gases.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Yeah, so you know, again, the premise is that greenhouse
gases CO two are what actually caused the heating effect,
et cetera. And this is based on a few experiments
that we're done, some of them were done years ago,

(01:48:33):
and some observations. But when you critically examine those experiments
and those observations, they don't hold up on any level.
And so again we're dispelling you know, the fossil fuel scam.
And I mean, you know, one of the things that
I don't think people realize. So we're talking about you know,

(01:48:55):
CO two going up by maybe a hundred parts per million.
When you exhale, when you take in a breath and
you exhale, how many parts per million of CO two
do you think you exhale as a human being?

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
Like, virtually nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
I think, Oh no, no, no, it's it's a lot.
It's a lot. When you exhale CO two into the atmosphere,
you exhale a lot of CO two. It's actually so
again we're talking about people are freaking out about one
hundred parts per million, which is which is nothing. I
mean a million is a big number. We exhale when

(01:49:33):
we exhale, we breathe in. We exhale forty thousand parts
per million of CO two forty thousand every time you
breathe in and exhale. And so when these people are
talking about cow farts and vehicles, which, by the way,
vehicles expel less CO two than a human being does

(01:49:54):
than the human being inside the car per cycle, you're
it's an absurd argument, and it doesn't hold water. And
also we know there is no runaway CO two, you know,
greenhouse effect like John Carrey not Wasn't was it John

(01:50:14):
carry Yeah, that really wanted us to believe that. No.
Al Gore. Al Gore was the first one that was like,
it's a runaway greenhouse effect. And you know, all the
glaciers will be melted by twenty twenty and you'll be
able to sail over the North Hole because there won't
be any ice left. You know, all these ridiculous claims

(01:50:35):
that he made back in the early two thousands, and
now we're still here, and actually glaciers are increasing in
their thickness and their flow, and so we know it's
all bullshit. And look, this is climate, and yes, lightning
is increasing. You're going to see some weird shit with
lightning coming up in the next few years, which we've
talked about. And there are hot spots on the planet

(01:51:00):
that are going to get ridiculously hot. There are also
cold spots on the plant. They're going to get ridiculously cold.
And when when when the planet decides to cool itself,
it will, and when it decides to warm itself, it will,
it will, it responds. So these are all natural processes,
nothing to do with human activity. Does that mean that

(01:51:21):
we're we shouldn't pay attention to polluting waterways and killing
fish and and overfishing our our fisheries in the oceans. No,
those are all valid things that we need to pay
attention to. But CO two me having this conversation right now,
I just expelled a lot of CO two just talking

(01:51:42):
and guess what, We're all still alive in this room. Like,
no one's dead. It's not hotter in here. We're not yet,
we haven't finished our beers. But yeah, I mean, you
just need to put everything in perspective, so, you know,
can we talk about the hot blob next time?

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
This one is phenomenal because because the headline on this
story was massiveness between the beneath the Eastern US is
moving towards New York, puzzling scientists. So so that sounds alarming.
Holy fuck, hot blob moving towards New York City. We're
gonna and shout out to Mike, you know, he is

(01:52:26):
our local hot blob. That's that's a scary headline. And
then you go on to read it and this thing
is moving. I think it was half a millimeter every year.
So it's gonna take like some three or four million
years before it reaches New York City. Million, I not thousands,

(01:52:48):
millions of years. None of us, none of our children's
children's children's children's children will be around when this hot
blob supposedly allegedly is going to hit New York's. Is
New York City even gonna be a thing at that time?

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
I would doubt it. They found the primordial ooze was
moving southwest at a clip of twelve miles twelve twelve miles, okay,
twelve miles every million years. But this is this is
I mean, I don't get me wrong. Okay, we get

(01:53:25):
some fun stuff out of the Post, the New York Post,
which is actually gonna be the California Post here soon.
There's actually gonna they're moving to California now, which is
gonna be funny. But this is this is this is
total apocalypse porn. When we've been talking about this for
the last well for quite a while really, but it
but the last few weeks, we've had a lot of

(01:53:47):
aliens are coming and we've got another alien story tonight
too to get to. But this, it's just garbage. It's
this absolute clickbait. But if you're just looking at the
you know, if you're just gonna look at the the headline, yeah,
oh my god, this is this is this is huge.
I I gotta do something about this. It's just it's
just garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07):
Yep, it is garbage. So and I I do have
to acknowledge in uh in chat because also she's here
in the room. The hot blob that is moving that
could be Lizzo's you know us tour.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Hey, speaking of Lizzo, did you see that? Did you
see that? She she she did right after uh uh
Sweeney dropped her awesome ad for American Eagle, Lizzo goes
out and throws on some blue jeans. I really don't
know how she fit into the blue jeans, but more more,
more power to her. But but she tried to make

(01:54:47):
a video that was mocking her or mocking Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (01:54:50):
Yep, I saw it, and and uh, you know, good
for her, go for it again. We're gonna vote with
our time and our money. You're you're you're speaking to
a very small echo chamber, Lizo. Nobody gives a fuck
about you. No one thinks you're pretty. No one. And
if they do, great. If you're a you know, if

(01:55:11):
you're a person that finds that attractive, good for you.
But most people are gonna find Sidney Sweeney much more
attractive to look at and watch than Lizo. So hey,
if you want to, if hey, let's go, let's go
mono emano or woman O, woman o. And let's let's
take a poll. Let's let's who thinks Lizo is sexier

(01:55:34):
than Sidney Sweeney. That pole would be amazing, because Lizo
would be would be shut down and cast out very quickly.
You know, beauty, Beauty is not it. Yes, it's in
the by eye the beholder. But a lot of us
have the same opinion of what beauty is male, female, whatever,

(01:55:57):
nature is beautiful. We can all agree on that at
nuclear war is ugly. We can all agree on that
there might be some people that are psychotic and think
nuclear war is pretty, but you're in the minority. And
I'm not comparing Lizo to a nuclear war, but kind
of just saying.

Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
That she's a hot mess.

Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
She has a hot mess, and we would all rather
take a walk through the woods. And so, yeah, you
know what a bunch of garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
You know what, though, you can't go you can't go
walking in all woods fits, No, you can't do it.
Let's go out to communists. Let's go to communist clown
world Canada.

Speaker 8 (01:56:37):
Yep, A leisurely walk in the woods is no longer
allowed in Nova Scotia and it may not be for
the rest of the summer.

Speaker 13 (01:56:44):
Effective four pm today, we're telling Nova Scotians stay out
of the woods.

Speaker 8 (01:56:49):
Nova Scotia's premier announced today a ban on activities in
the forest because of extreme dry conditions and the risk
of wildfires.

Speaker 13 (01:56:57):
Hiking, camping, fishing, and the use of vehicles in the
are not permitted. Trail systems through woods are off limits.

Speaker 8 (01:57:05):
At these walking trails in the heart of Sydney. Some
agreed with the move, while others didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
As long as you're not sittarting a fire or smoking,
you know that kind of thing, you should be able
to walk it there. It kind of sucks for the
campers and anybody o tending, but it's probably necessary.

Speaker 8 (01:57:24):
At these what are trails and cock sis, the entrance
is blocked off. The people who run the trails say,
while they understand the provinces move, it's also unfortunate. So
there's some expansions and upgrades that we had hoped to
finish this summer that, depending on how long this goes,
will be slowed down. According to the province, the penalty
for violators will be the same as it is for

(01:57:44):
the burn band put in last week twenty five thousand dollars,
though camping is allowed at registered campsites and some exceptions
will be made for work in the woods so.

Speaker 13 (01:57:54):
They can get a permit to carry out their operations
on Crown Lands.

Speaker 9 (01:57:58):
They may need to operate at nine, which can.

Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
Take place all right. The audio for that clip gets
really really bad, so I apologize. That's that's CTV Canada
TV state run media. Let's just call it. It is
twenty five thousand dollars fine for going into the woods.
Now Here, we we deal with burn bands. We deal
with this stuff all the time. You don't ever, ever

(01:58:23):
ever see a park shut down from people just being
able to go walking through it. It is absolutely insane
that they're that they're going this far. And remember this
is also the country that had just had fires popping

(01:58:44):
up out of nowhere that didn't make any sense, and
they're all coordinated. We saw this last summer very strange fires.
I it's it's it's an absolute clown world that they're
that they're that they're pushing this on their on their people.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
And I you know this this goes back to, you know,
kind of the whole premise that suicide is illegal. You know,
do you think somebody who's who's in the depths of
of of life and at the worst point in their
whole life and they only feel like there's one alternative,
do you think they give a ship that it's against
the law. Well, the same thing goes to arsonists, And

(01:59:27):
do you think they're going to care about a twenty
five thousand dollars fine if they're going to set a
fire that if that's their if that's their goal. They're
not going to give a shit about this band. The
only people that this hurts are the people who want
to just go for a hike in the woods exactly.
They want to and they want to take their dog
out in the middle of the woods. They want to
take their expose their kids to a natural running river.

(01:59:48):
That's all this hurts. These these draconian over the top. Hey,
there's a there's a there's a problem, a small problem
A and we are going to combat that problem by
just eliminating the entire rest of the alphabet. That's not
sane thinking. That's that's draconian. That is communist, it's socialist bullshit.

(02:00:12):
And you know, as far as I'm concerned at this point,
and I and I hope my mind gets changed, but
at this point, Canada's lost. They're they're off the fucking rails.
That that makes zero sense.

Speaker 2 (02:00:24):
Well, it's a full socialist country at this point, it
really is. And and and and and during the tail
end of COVID, the truck or convoy when they try
when they went ahead and debanked yep, people because they
participated in it. I'm sorry, this is what this this
this is the our northern border. They can't keep China out,

(02:00:49):
they can't keep illegal citizens out. Their immigration is through
the roof. Their legislature is a fucking shit show. They
got rid of of one PM, and now they've got
they got rid of Trudeau, and now they've got Carney,
who's just another lapdog for the wf I. There at

(02:01:12):
some point there's gonna be a throwdown between US and Canada.
There's gonna be a border dispute, and they're it's not
gonna go well for him.

Speaker 3 (02:01:26):
Well, no, it's not gonna go well. And also well,
the reason it's not gonna go well is because they're
insane like that. And and again, a very small number
of people are influencing policy for everybody. And that I
mean again, you've got these people screaming, you know, democracy, democracy,

(02:01:47):
you're the vast minority, like like a ninety seven percent
to three percent minority is running the majority. It's not
even close. It's not like well, fifty one forty nine, okay,
we can kind of talk about this. That's not even
fucking close. And you're right, there's going to be a showdown.
It's going to be ugly.

Speaker 2 (02:02:11):
Hey, hey, fits AOL is going to be shutting down
its dial up service on September thirtieth.

Speaker 3 (02:02:19):
Oh no, AOL.

Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
AOL is done for guys. Sorry to tell you sad. Hey,
you wanted to get to I'm sorry. I just saw
that article that just popped up on our x feed,
so I had to mention it. You wanted to get
to this wing that? Oh yes, the shape shifting wing.

Speaker 3 (02:02:42):
Let's talk about some new cool science shit. This is
the kind of stuff that I'm excited about on so
many levels because you know, I've got that scientific mind,
and also this is actually going to contribute to, you know,

(02:03:02):
human advancement in a lot of ways. So I don't
know of what flight is and and how airplanes actually fly,
But the very simplified version of that is wings create
a vacuum underneath them by the shape of the wing right,
and so they create a vacuum underneath it, which lifts
the plane off the ground. That's how birds fly, it's

(02:03:24):
how bats fly, it's how bugs fly. That's that's how
we use air to manipulate our own bodies to be
able to even squirrel suits. Well, there's several companies, but
a couple that are like Leading Edge that have actually
created a wing that doesn't just change shape on the

(02:03:47):
front end or the back end or be able to
tilt up and down. They're now actually able to change
the shape of the wing in flight. So so think
about a wing that is maybe six inches in diameter,
but during takeoff, when you want more lyft, you can
create that. You can create a wing that actually expands

(02:04:10):
to eight or nine inches. And then as soon as
you're up in the air and you've got air speed
and you want to maintain air speed, but you want
to increase your efficiency, you shrink the wing down to
four inches, which creates less drag and still keeps you
in the air because you have the shape, but doesn't
slow you down. And so huge innovation. I encourage everybody

(02:04:34):
to go on the on our dock and look at
and click on that link and look at what they're
doing with these wings and how they can manipulate them.
It's it's all brand new, you know, space age materials,
carbon fiber stuff and latex and just making the wing

(02:04:54):
rigid enough that it can handle high speed you know,
six seven, eight hundred miles an hour and the air
pressure that is involved with that, but also make it
incredibly efficient by narrowing it or expanding it depending on
what they need to do. So this is really just
cool shit. Just I mean, this is science at its best,

(02:05:15):
engineering at its best. Very exciting.

Speaker 2 (02:05:19):
It's been a long time since we had something like
that that was that really exciting. I mean, as far
as planes go. Anyway, I think anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:05:31):
The paper that was published, so I found this article,
went back and looked at the paper that was published,
and it's in peer review right now. So this is
not fact or anything like that. It hasn't peer reviewed yet.
But what they were finding was an eighteen to twenty

(02:05:52):
five percent increase in efficiency with these wings. Well, okay,
so you're talking about either an airliner that, if it
used the same fuel consumption that's using right now, could
now be supersonic, it could go, it could break the
sound barrier, or you're talking about an airliner that maintains
six hundred and fifty miles an hour but uses twenty

(02:06:15):
five percent less fuel to do the same job. That's huge.
I mean, especially for all the climate alarmists out there,
they should be all over this, they should be climbing
all over this because that that's you know what fifteen
thousand flights a day just in the US rough estimate,

(02:06:37):
reduce all that by twenty five percent as far as
fuel consumption, that's that's huge. So this is this is
really big stuff and it's a story. Again, I don't
know how this found its way to me, but nobody's
talking about this shit. You're only going to hear this
on this show. There's no big news stories about it.
New York Post didn't grab it. So they don't talk

(02:06:58):
about the stuff that actually might make real change. They
only talk about the stuff that gets people scared.

Speaker 2 (02:07:06):
Well, how do people deal with being scared? Fits?

Speaker 3 (02:07:10):
Oh shit, you're bringing this one up now?

Speaker 2 (02:07:14):
Yeah, this is this is the last one of the night.
We can end that, we can end the show after this.

Speaker 3 (02:07:19):
Yeah, well, okay, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
I don't know if this is going to be a
narrative or not, but we now have a story. And
it's been in several areas, several places, not just well,
it's been in several places. Men and women are literally
literally regressing to a pre Toddler state of mind when
the world becomes too much for them. We just lash

(02:07:44):
out and do a podcast, right, which is cathartic and
I think actually puts goodness and value into the world,
but men and women, adults are now devolving and using
pacifiers because their anxiety is so hard to deal with.

Speaker 3 (02:08:09):
I don't, I don't, I don't. Anything I say from
here on out is going to be negative and is
going to be judgmental. And maybe that's why people are
tuning into the show. But I actually don't even wanna
want to touch this one because it's it's really really sad.

(02:08:29):
I mean, if this is if this is an actual
movement by a certain percentage of the population, I don't
fuck off. I mean, I don't. I'm not an advocate
for for ending your life. I mean, and that's not
I'm I'm not advocating for that. I'm saying, if things

(02:08:51):
are that bad, what you think a pacifier is going
to help, Like, your life must be really really bad
for you to to being a baby.

Speaker 2 (02:09:01):
Let's let's make let's let's make sure we're trying to
help people though fits Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:09:09):
I love bugs.

Speaker 14 (02:09:10):
It's kiddy here again, and today I am here with
a bit of an update to a video that I
did like a year ago, a while ago. Anyway, So
a while ago, I did a video that was about
tips for having your first adult pacifier, And since making
that video, I've basically learned a few things, and I

(02:09:32):
just want to kind of do a little bit of
an updated one because I mostly because in that video
I talked about there being different teats and I didn't
have some on me as an example at the time,
but I have them all here now I have all
the stuff out, So we're going to go over in
this video. Can I tips on your first adult pacifier? House,

(02:09:52):
take it apart, put it together, different teats and all
of that stuff. Okay, so your standard.

Speaker 4 (02:09:59):
Sort of adult pass so it's probably until.

Speaker 3 (02:10:00):
It's like this.

Speaker 14 (02:10:01):
This is a big one and it has a cloudy teat.
You can't probably because it's not going to focus, but
I think it's cloudy. It is squishy, very squishy. Now,
this is probably the same teat you're going to get
in most adult passes. In my shop, I offer this
as a standard. I also offer this one, which.

Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
Is a She's very passionate about this, she is breaking
it down. So there's there's different kinds of adult pacifiers
that you can go out and you can get, and
it's it's just yeah, yeah, oh, I'm sorry. She was
that too much?

Speaker 3 (02:10:44):
The only kind of cheat we should be talking about
on this show is the pink one that the natural
female initiated teat. That's the only one, and any of
us should ever be suckling on And you should be
done by the age of two. You can squeeze them,

(02:11:06):
you can lick them, you can do all the things
you want to do, but past the age of two,
you should stop suckling on them. Done and done. And
this is an adult talking about different teams. Put in
your mouth, she.

Speaker 2 (02:11:23):
Is she really adult? Is she really an adult? Because
if you're looking at this person, this is this I
I wouldn't be surprised if she's stuperd and I'm not.
This is this is this is not I'm not I'm
not gonna shame, but this is this is somebody who's
not well adjusted. I don't she's somebody's well adjusted. That's
an influencer. I just know people are people are influenced

(02:11:44):
by this. And that's not the only one. There's there's
two other videos we have. We're not gonna play them
because it's already driving people crazy and crazy in chat.
But this, this is a very real thing. Okay, if
you have to resort to things like this to deal
with your anxiety, You're doing it wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:12:02):
So so Nick Shane on I mean in all honesty,
I mean just to just to kind of end the
show on a on an honest note, I mean, just
full transparency, transparency when you watch a video like this,
how do you feel at the end of it? I mean,
how do you are? You? Are you? Are you laughing?
Do you feel sorry for her? Are you do you

(02:12:24):
feel you know? I mean what what? What emotions? Does
the video like this bring up?

Speaker 2 (02:12:30):
Horror? It's horrifying to me. I I can't relate to it.
That's this is somebody who to me, needs help. This
is horrifying that this isn't a well adjusted person. This
isn't somebody who can survive in in in in society.

(02:12:53):
I and and that's that's sad. Now they have every
right to do whatever they're gonna do, I mean, not
yourself out, But fifteen twenty years from now, there's going
to be a horrifying story that goes along with with
with these folks and they're not going to survive, which
no point, but this, this is just terrible.

Speaker 3 (02:13:13):
If any little thing goes wrong in their lives. I mean,
they're they're gonna melt down, by the way, just an
update on the environment that we're that I'm in. I
I personally am in. We have possibly a domestic violence
case happening in the floor above us. Oh well, I

(02:13:34):
know this is the domestic violence room, but the one
above us is about to become one. I don't know
what's going on there. We're hearing. I'm pretty sure someone
just died. Someone someone died just now because that was
a body hitting the roof. And then secondly, these two
fucking clowns that I'm in have have done everything in

(02:13:58):
their power to distract me.

Speaker 2 (02:13:59):
And I I am up held together.

Speaker 3 (02:14:02):
I'm a fucking oak I am an oak tree, and
I will handle the wind and and I appreciate the effort.
But I am okay, mac Shane, I'm okay.

Speaker 4 (02:14:15):
Done well.

Speaker 3 (02:14:16):
The alcohol has helped. It helps me stay focused. It's
my focused juice. But Jesus, I'm glad we've only done
this once. I couldn't do this every week.

Speaker 2 (02:14:31):
Well, yeah, I I was. I've been very impressed. I
expected to be more of a ship show than this.
You've done a great job, and and thank you to
uh grace for bringing their gear so that you could
do the live fester. So that was that was.

Speaker 3 (02:14:45):
Really nice, Mike uh being the fucking runner and get
going and getting me some some equipment that I thought
I should bring in I didn't. He went and got
up for me, and we are back in business and
so huge shadow out awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:15:01):
Which which beer you taking to bedfits?

Speaker 3 (02:15:04):
Oh it's not even It's not even close. I'm going
with the epic, the Big, Big Bad Baptist, the double jam.
This thing, I'm I'm about. I'm gonna say, two thirds
of the way done. I'm I'm i This is a sipper.
This is a take your time, pace yourself and also
enjoy the journey as it's warmed up. Holy shit, dude,

(02:15:28):
the chocolate just starts to really rear its ugly head.
It's beautiful head. Phenomenal, phenomenal beer, really well done. So
I'm definitely taking which this is gonna be a weird statement,
but I'm taking the Big Bad Baptist to bed and
I'm gonna love every second of it. So what about you?

(02:15:49):
What are you taking to bed?

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
I'm gonna take the cider. And it was, actually it
was it was tough I enjoyed both beers. I mean,
but this was more like beers that you'd want or
deciders you want around the house. I would keep both
of these beers year round. The cider, though, that was
that makes me want to drink ciders again, and I'd
sworn off them for a long time. I'm not I'm
not being in the sweetness of it too much sugar,

(02:16:14):
but I did. I did, really, really enjoy the Superstition Metery. Again.
They're a meterary first, right, and they do some fantastic
wicked meats like like high ABV, really esoteric, kind of
a unique stuff. But if they're getting into ciders like this,
I'm interested to see what else they're gonna do. I
in fact, you're gonna have to try the spacebox that

(02:16:39):
that we get out here. It's really as fantastic. It's
a blueberry side.

Speaker 3 (02:16:43):
I've been looking for a box with enough space my
whole life, and so so if you you know you're
coming in with the space box, I yeah, I'm intrigued.
I'd like to. I'd like it's a girth box could
handle me exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
All right, Thank you to everybody in chat, Buttercup, Mike Tabby, Justin, Elle, Aaron, Lisa.
Thank you so much for joining us tonight and being
around to laugh at us, laugh with us, and well
just just having a lot of fun. You guys are
awesome tonight in chat, so we appreciate it. At Whiskey

(02:17:23):
Underscore Hell is the X site. You guys can go there.
Whiskey l Podcast on Instagram. Whiskey elpod dot com is
the website. Thanks for listening. We will be back with
you guys next week. I'm Steve McShane.

Speaker 3 (02:17:38):
I'm fits think, critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (02:17:43):
We'll talk to you soon.

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