Snake Wrangler

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is Whisky Hell,
Think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Saturday, March twenty ninth, seven thirty nine in the evening
This is Whiskey Hell Podcast, This is your news show.
I'm Shane Fits. It's gonna be back. How you doing.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Ah, I'm okay. I mean, that's all I got right now.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I made it. I'll tell you what I made it
through this week, and so I gave myself a gold
star just for just for getting through.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Sometimes that's that's enough. Just just getting by does it sometimes.
And I'm not going to complain about it. I'm gonna
embrace it, and uh, we're just gonna go forward. You know.
It's not like we set up a signal chat and
invited a you know, a journalist into it, so that,

(01:43):
oh did I jump the gun on that.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
You're not gonna go there already, are you?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
All right? I won't do it? All right? All right,
let me try this again. If it's not like I'm
trying to reform the national healthcare assist him. And now
I've got a whole, a whole everybody's talking shit about me,
and there might be a big it might be a big,
a big to do about me.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, God, we're going to get into that because RFK,
if you haven't heard, incoming huge scandal. Looks like he
was being maybe maybe had a little bit of infidelity.
Doesn't look like there was any fluids exchanged, at least
not yet. But some just make some yeah, some some

(02:34):
dick pics which listen, the dude's in shape. But I mean,
I don't know. Maybe he's got a really nice looking
seventy year old cock. Maybe I don't know. We don't know.
And here's the thing, you know what, at this point,
given given his history, given his family's history, uh, you know,

(02:59):
I don't I actually don't care if he gets all
the ship out of our food and and stops poisoning
our kids, stops all the all the terrible you know
ship going into our kids, you know, stops the red
dye forty or whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
The fuck.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm okay if he sent some dick dick pics, I mean,
who hasn't Who hasn't.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I never used filters on mine, if I if, if I,
if I had ever sent them allegedly, I've never. I've
never used filters or anything.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I exclusively use the the cowboy hat filter.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did you really?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, I just put a little hat on it.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I hear the batman mask goes over really well?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Ah fuck I should well, okay, Julie noted, shall add
that to my repertoire.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh Jeffrey Goldberg, the journalist is in chat. Please don't
tell on us, but it looks like Jeffrey is not
sent dick picks.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yet.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Uh boobs in chat, Lisa tell Jeffrey is is Lisa?
I believe uh Elle is uh perfectly happy to receive
dick pi So oh and jeff Jeffrey gets them all
sent to him without asking. That's that's what's going on there.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I mean, you know, don't say something like that with
this crowd. You don't say something like that unless you
mean it just saying that's true. That's a that's an
open threat.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yep. All right, Well, we've got a ton to get
into tonight. We've got some See Jasmine Crockett is wanted
for assault. Apparently Catherine Mayor is back in the news.
I'm so glad we were all over NPR and her
being a spook and how she hates you know, the truth.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well and and and that loops around back into the
signal chat, which we'll get we'll get into that whole
tie too. But you know, man, I think I think
we can honestly say, humbly, humbly say that we've been
doing this long enough that you know, when you start

(05:19):
to see connections like this, you can't ignore it. You
gotta you gotta pay attention. Because I I do believe
those connections are significant. And I and I think if
someone and and I'm not looking at you, Ian Carroll,
but if somebody does a deep enough dive here, I
think we're gonna find some some setups, you know, maybe

(05:44):
a honey pot or two. And and I mean, here's
the deal. I think the Left is pulling out all
the stops at this point. They are they are hanging
on by the by their fingernails to whatever power they have,
Like I mean, I I can't tell you pole after
poll you know, oh you know, Republicans are regretting their

(06:07):
their vote for Trump. And you know, is this what
you voted for? You really really you really want to
uh you know, stop inflation and uh lower gas prices. Yeah, yeah,
that's what we voted for. And uh and and then
and then we find out Gallup uh which we'll get
into that too, but Gallup, the famous Gallup pole. Guess

(06:28):
who they were funded by? U?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
S A.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I d you you bet so. The connections run deep,
deeper than last time I had intercourse.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
And uh, here we go.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I mean, dude, it's March. The man has been in
office for two months, well just almost almost three two
and a half months, yep. Uh and and this is
already starting to come down. It's it's gonna be a
wild three years for years.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here yep, yep, absolutely is well. Thanks to everybody is
in chat, Lisa L. Moxie and Aarin, thank you for
jumping in here tonight. We'll see who else is. It
will stop in later. Let's go ahead and get into beers.
What are you? What are you drinking over there. Let's
do it.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Well, this is an offering from Groundbreaker Brewing. Never heard
of him, so new brewer to me, I haven't had
time to do any research on this. So we get
to do it together as a as a community. No, no,
I'm sorry, I misspoke. We get to do this together
as friends. This is uh, this is gonna be a

(07:42):
journey together. So it poured. It poured very very dark
brown or very light black. I'm not sure which, So
I'm guessing I either have a a brown nut brown
here or a some sort of dark yeah, okay, it
could be that English dark right there, or like a

(08:05):
Cascadian dark eyed p a something like that. I don't know.
It smells more of a Cascadian dark, but but I
don't know. I've been fooled before, so.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
So they do have a dunkle.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Uh, they've got the dark hill like we're talking about
the English dark dark mild. Their website isn't real robust,
but actually, hold on, we've got some. We've got a
few others here.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
The Brewer's Delight, the Brewer's delight. Hear it, hear it?
Cake cream ale. That sounds delish.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
There's the dunkle Dunkles, What the hell duncle. Well, it's
it's a dunkle.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Uncle surgen rise. Sure, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
They just they just jacked with the name. It's duncles,
right sir, there you go.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Well let me let me, let me put this in
my mouth, you know, famous last words.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
As one does, as one does.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
These guys are out of Portland, groundbreaking, groundbreaker brewing dot
com if you guys want to check out.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I I gotta say. This is a Cascadian dark. I
I just there's no stout to it. It's it's a
little bit too bitter for a stout. It's it's full bodied,
it's very good.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, they've got a robust stout. And then they've got
that English malt and that I I don't know, I
mean that that depending on how they do it. That
dark aelled English dark mild. Yeah, and it's you know,
that's also a gluten free. They're also a gluten free brewery.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh are they Okay? Yeah, that's that's just it's that's
intriguing to me that you can make beer with no gluten.
That's weird. Okay, Well, let's do the unveiling here. I
don't I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Drag this out.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
See what we got? Oh all right, well, I'm gonna
say they they missed the mark a bit here. This
is the super Bond Bond salted caramel stout. I am
as I said earlier, I'm not getting any stout notes
at all, and I'm certainly not getting caramel.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
That might be why they left it off the site.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, it's right there. You just you just passed it.
It's down there, double haze, No, no, no, go down
see it there? Third picture on.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
The Oh okay, so okay, So that's just they've got
an Instagram post for it.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Uh yeah, I I.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well walk walking through it, walk us through it.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Bitter, no head at all, which again led me to
not think it's a stout, not boozy at all. Let's
see what are we coming in at? Six point six?
Made with water blah blah blah blah blah around sugar,
contains tree nuts. Is coconut considered a tree nut?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I believe, So.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
That's weird. I didn't know nuts had milk. Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I think people want to say they do, but they
just grind it up and their looks.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I guess you can make almond milk. I guess you
can make almond milk. If you squeeze hard enough, you
can get juice out of anything, right right, I mean
I've got like, can you milk me? Great line? Okay,
decent beer. I would like some more caramel. I would
like some more sweetness to it. I guess now that

(11:59):
I know what it is, I get Okay, I'm gonna
give it a You know, this is a this is
a one finger. I'll let you pick which one, Okay,
definitely definitely not not you know, two in one hole
and one in the other. That's this is not a
full sensory experience here. This is You're only getting one finger.

(12:22):
It's probably the pinky. Honestly, it's okay, it's okay, all right, Well,
it's it's it's it's the okay is to beer tonight?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
That's that's all right, that's all right. Yeah, it's it's
Portland though. It's Portland though too, so you got to
take that into account. I think also.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
True true they don't know what the hell they're doing
up there, so yeah, I'll give you that. I mean,
it's drinkable. I I just I I give my wife
kudos for picking something that looks like it should be delicious.
It's just not quite delicious. Yeah, what uh what are you?
What are you drinking?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I've got a Nightmare Brewing beer, h one of our
one of our favorite brewers. Love that.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
When I I posted the video to the Whiskey hell Chat,
you guys joined the Patreon. You guys, can you guys
get the extra content? Most of it goes into that
and onto the Patreon too. But I posted a little
video of it, and again, these guys do some amazingly
just frightening artwork. Just nothing good can come from this.

(13:27):
But it is an absolutely gorgeous can. So I love
gorgeous cans. So ye, this is a schwarz beer. It's
called Schweden Trunk. This is again it's by Nightmare Brewing it.
We're so I'm thinking it's going to be a German malt.
It's gonna be very It's a little bit on the
sweet side, but super malty. But it's always going to

(13:50):
have that logger to it. Not super overpowering as far
as ABV goes, maybe even a little nutty. So we'll
give it a run and see what we got here.
This is one we've not had on the show before.
All right, so you can tell right out of the
gate when you smelling it, very smells bitter, but it

(14:13):
has that that weird chemically smell that comes along with schwartzpears.
Not off putting at all, but it's just it's just
something that naturally comes with it.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, part of the it's almost like a battery smell.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Ooh yeah, that's a sportspear malty super malty. It's more
like a flat porter. So you definitely have a logger.
It's there's not much bite at it, there's no bitterness,
super drinkable. It is right below a porter as far

(14:54):
as the malt goes m nutty, not overpowering, though, I'm
not going to go into the hole. Well let's ask
Grit I will. So here's the uh, here's their story.
They they've got stories for everything. I love these guys.
During the course of their thirty year war sixteen eighteen

(15:15):
to sixteen forty eight, much of Central Europe was in
turmoil and annexation, during which five to eight million people
their lives in Germany reportedly lost over fifty percent of
its population. With little funding to take on such a war,
military mercenaries and even civilians were brought brought into her
acquired territory. They were promised to spoils of war during

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raids and conquests to supplement their meager war wages. When
Swedish troops were pillaging German villages, yes, the Swedes were
like that, they weren't always, you know, playing both sides
German villages, torture was used to force victims to hand
over what items they had, reveal where valuables may be

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hidden and may others watching more compliant. One of the
tortures recorded in many histories of southern German towns was
Schweden trunk, which translated to Swedish drink in German. It
was aptly named by the German victims after its creation,
was widely used by international troops and marauders. The victim

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was tied down and the mouth was pride open, and
whatever unappetizing liquid on hand was funneled down their throats
until their stomachs burst. While each case differed. In some instances,
boiling liquid was poured into wooden wedges or funnels, causing
blistering down the throat. There you go. I won't go

(16:40):
into the rest of it, but yeah, that's how wicked
nightmare brewing is.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yep, and thank you for the nightmare.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
There you go. So starting off on the right track.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I think, you know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Here's not a nightmare. Here's good.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I think modern humans. I think something that's lost on
modern humans, especially those who don't know history, is just
how absolutely cruel we can be to one another. I mean,
oh yeah, I mean X is a light with people
who are you know, college students are going to lose

(17:20):
their funding. This is a human rights violation. Okay, Actually
a human rights violation would be pouring boiling liquid down
someone's a gape mouth and they can't stop it. That's
a huge I would say that's a human rights violation.
And I listen, we want to pretend we are civilized

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and we are above all of that. Motherfuckers. We are
two weeks away, two weeks of power down, fridges don't work,
from people going absolutely savage on each other. We're not
above any of that. I mean, it didn't mean to
go so dark, but you know, we are still animals.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, it's it's perspective, right, and and we also have
gone through a period of time and I think we're
probably still in it where we want to forget about history,
we don't want to talk about it. We want to
take down all let's we don't want to we don't
want to talk about what the South did. We want
to go ahead and say, well, you know there was,
We're gonna go and take down all of the all
of the statues. We're going to go ahead and and

(18:24):
we're so embarrassed of it, we're not going to remember it.
You know, that's how things are treated these days. And
you imagine if they actually teach Western Siev the way
we learned Western Sieve and we've talked about on the
show Winter. Yeah, so no, they people don't. A lot

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of people don't get, especially the kids these days. Those
damn kids' damn Whipper's damn kids.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well and and again I talked about it last week.
You know why why a lot of people on the
left to our losers and will always be losers. They've
they've either never been hit in the mouth or they've
only been hit once and and ran away and told teacher.
They they don't know how to fight back other than
you know, destruction of property to fame someone's character. You

(19:17):
know that they don't know how to stand up with
any sort of with you know, any sort of morality,
any sort of lionhearted uh, you know, stick your finger
right in the face of your attacker. They don't, they
don't know that. They just they just know how to
run and hide, wait for you to go to sleep,
and then attack you while you're sleeping.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yep. Basically, Yeah, anyway, I think we we we we
had a we went back in the word what was it,
puscllanium us, puscollanimus, puscollanimus, showing a lack of courage or
determination timid. Somebody was saying, it's the Uh, I like,
I like kind of like to think that that's the

(19:59):
that's where the term pussy came from. I don't know
if that's totally it, but yeah, I had no idea
that was a word for it. Maybe that's something that's, uh,
should be taken a note, I don't know, little little
tidbit we had today earlier.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, because as we know, I mean, it's if it
were in reference to the woman's body part. I mean,
vaginas can take a beating. I mean they they're very
rarely they can, Yeah, they can take a pounding. Clearly,
many poundings. So I don't think it's that. I think
it's I think it's what you said, the pussy laneus

(20:36):
you know, short for that word, because that's a hard
that's a hard word to say. It really is, and
you know it doesn't quite have the same effect like
you fucking pussy lanius that doesn't know, but you fucking
pussy that's uh, that hits, that's that slaps.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yep, it does all right. Housekeeping not a whole lot
to get into. Housekeeping wise. I do think that hefe
is going to be here in just a moment, so
I don't know, we want to dive to in headlong.
Did you have anything for housekeeping?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Uh? No, not really other than the fact I don't
know if you've, if you or anybody in chat, if
you guys have started to get to the point where
I'll be going through X and again. The the left
is really they've got their algos in full effect right now.
They you know, every other post is you know, Elon's

(21:32):
and nazi. Trump's a Nazi. You know he should be
in prison, arrest, heg seth. You know, it's just and
I lately I just don't fucking care, Like it's they're
just a joke to me. I've stopped trying to rebut
anything that they're saying. I've stopped trying to argue with them.

(21:54):
I I'm just I just don't care. They're just they're
joke worthy at this point.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, they jumped the shark, right, I mean they jump
the shark.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes. And I think when you, on one hand, when
you were going to throw up this protest because somebody
laid rubber on your Pride flag and that you drew
in the middle of the street, Okay, that that you
painted in the middle of the street, and and you're
gonna go ahead and you're gonna throw a fit on that.

(22:26):
But then you're gonna turn around and protest tesla by
fire bombing it. Uh. At some point, you know, the
rest of the sane roule just goes Okay, you guys
are what you guys are a joke, which sucks because
that doesn't do anything for the for anybody, right. You
you want balance of ideas. You want to make sure

(22:49):
that everybody is is coming to the table and they're
bringing something. We're gonna get into the Jasmine Crockett stuff tonight. Yeah,
and this is supposed to be a leader of the
Democratic Party.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, she was the second thing, man, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Tim Waltz wants a shadow government. How can you take
anybody who do like that? Seriously?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Like literally came out and was like, hey, we need
we need he said, we need a shadow government. That's
how he phrased it, so that we can fight all
of this disinformation. I mean, that was his basic argument.
What isn't that what you guys have been doing the
last twenty I'm sorry, forty years Jesus. Yeah, they're so lost,

(23:34):
they're so lost.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well, here we got a minute before have figets here
to Tim.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
We see one of the first things they do is
try and restrict the vote.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
This is one of the things though that this is
going to take power to the streets.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
And I don't know what the answer is on this,
but I'm kind that I've been saying this.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I think we need a shadow government.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
So when all these things come up every single day,
we've got an alternate press conference telling the truth about
what things are happening, going out alternate press conference every day,
so we can talk about what the truth is.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Who's truth?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
And and listen, please don't don't don't get us wrong.
I do I believe everything that's coming out of the
White House right now? Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
No.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Do I believe everything that comes out of Trump's mouth
or even Elon's mouth, No, probably not. Do I think
that they have some hidden agenda and that they're trying
to make themselves richer? No, I also don't think that.
I think the truth well, as you always say, the
truth is somewhere in the middle there. And you know,

(24:46):
great timing by Hefe, because here he is here, he
is hefe.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
What do you think about having a shadow government? Tim
Waltz wants Tim Waltz wants to wants.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
To have that as an idiot.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Well said.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Out of the mouth of a babe.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I mean, it didn't seem like a good idea four
years ago when Republicans wanted to do it. It's just
it's just a bad, a bad idea all over. Why
is Tim Waltz still around? Isn't he fucking Siicoh or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Well, he's mean the governor of Minnesota, but he's apparently
just ignoring Minnesota. He doesn't want to go home, he
doesn't want to do anything there, he doesn't want to
deal with anything going on.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I do I do. I do still, I mean again,
in a long list of of gas, I think he
might be one of the biggest gas that the Democratic
Party made because remember, he was brought on to appeal
to the the white males out there that were on

(26:03):
the fence, Do I do I do I vote Republican?
Do I vote Democrat? And he was brought on to
bring all of the uh, the heterosexual uh you know,
lift the hood and and fix your truck engine guys
out there, and yeah, and then he's like the gayest
guy out there. Like seriously, I'm not saying that he

(26:26):
and his wife don't have sex. I'm just saying that
there's like, you know, literally gimps from from Houpe fiction.
There's like six gimps in the room when he has
sex with his wife so they can watch them whack
off and look at their dicks. Like he is very gay,
and that's fine, but don't don't wheel him out and
try and have him be the guy that's going to

(26:48):
appeal to me or people like me, who you know,
we have some blue collar tendencies. I fucking wake up.
I I work out, I work hard at my job.
I'm there for people. Hell, I can even lift the
hood and work on my car a bit, and and
I'm still I identify with nothing. Tim waltz Is says,

(27:10):
or does it? Just what a huge gaff? Idiots?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I hate, I hate to do this, but I got
to hijack the show.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Are you whoa? Whoa?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Okay, I go.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
This is never a bad thing.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Never is this breaking news? Is this breaking?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
No, it's just a fun game to play. Okay, Okay,
So you know, does anybody know the story about how
have I got into farming?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Well, it was born out of a slingshot effect from
the exact opposite. Before I was all things farm, I
was a seaman. And uh, I've got a little game here,
weren't we all? Well, yeah, I'm going to give you

(28:08):
and and chat can play along as usual. I'm going
to give you, guys the name of a boat, and
you tell me if it's a real name of a
boat or if I made it up.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh it's that kind of semen. Yes, we all are
thinking something totally different.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay, I was totally off over here trying to make Okay, no, please,
I want to cos it. No, I want to concentrate
on the boat names.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Okay, this is this is this is registered in the
United States? Okay, okay, okay, so I guess on on
that note, We'll start with big Dick.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Definitely a boat name.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm going to go with a boat name. Chat jump
in here when you want.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yes, ye als, yes, that is a real boat name.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, yeah, I mean listen, what else would you name
your boat?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Right? Well, how about how about as Tastic?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
No, that sounds like, I like, out of the brain
of Hefe.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
That was a line from what's his name, Vince Vaughan.
That was a viline.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I thought you were gonna say Tim Holtz. Sorry, well
it could be asas is not a real boat Yes,
we are two for two. Fan, let's all.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Right, right, okay, all right, ready, swallow the leader.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Swallow the leader. M h god, that's hot El says no. Yes,
I'm gonna say yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
I'm saying that's a boat name.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Well, the leader is a boat name.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yes, let's go wow, all right, where to go with that?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
But all right, you're ready? Yeah, Sarenficity say that again,
Sarenficity as in as.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Hmmmm mm hmmm again that that smells of Hefe.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I'm gonna say no, Lisa says yes. M I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Yes, Sarenficity is a real name.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
God damn it. All right, I'm still seventy five percent. McShane.
You are, you are in the lead. You know your boat, sir,
I do row row row my boat.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
My other toy has tits.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
That's a half.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
No, No, that's a boat name.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
You gotta call it. Yes, that's a yes, Lisa says,
she hopes not.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Umm.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Aaron says that's a boat.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Elle says no, that is a real boat name.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yes, I'm back in it.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Oh wow, all right you ready?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Absolutely Titanic sequel.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh God, I want to hope that's not, but I
kind of want it to be. I'm gonna say yes.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
All right. Moxie says no, she says it's fake. El
says yes. Aaron says he knows the owner of that one.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Titanic sequel is made up. Yes, yes, all right, all
right you ready?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
All right? Light it up.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Brave fart, brave fart. One name like brave Heart, but
brave fart.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
You know, if listen, if that's registered down in Florida. Yeah,
I'm gonna say it's a boat yes.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I'm going to say it's a boat also. Elle says no,
Lisa says yes, Moxie says she wants.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
It to be.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
It is.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yes about the s S Shit show.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
You know what, that was actually one of the names
that we could have named the show, and we decided
do you guys remember that? Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I did.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, little little known fact. There you go.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Ell says yes, Moxy says yes. I'm gonna say yes
absolutely because that's a great boat name.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It is. Yep, I was gonna say yes, but yes,
that's a great boat name.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I will do one more. All right, Well, the have
nots so a N O T s Oh.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
That's that's got to be a boat name. That's very clever.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, that that's really good. I've got Yes, this is
all around. It looks like in chat.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Wait, what the fun? What are you saying? That's very clever?
It has to be real?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Well, it didn't.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
It wasn't. It wasn't punny you like puns?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Ah, it is though they had to have nots spelled
with a K. Yeah, but I mean, okay, I guess.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
There's no way we lose on that one. What what
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
What was it was it's real. Yep, this is real,
this is real.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
This is I just got shot.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
So here's here's a funny thing. So I went through
the registry just like looking for you know, funny clever
names whatever. And then I started making up some but
I had to plug mine in to make sure they
weren't real, right, And I've got five here that I
put in that I thought we're fake, but they're actually real.

(34:13):
All right, let's hear them, all right, Sandy cheeks, Okay,
gotta be ye doctor doctor spies like us. Yep, baby
shark and Daddy shark, all right, and those are two
different ones. And see you later spelled sea.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Aaron had when he had a boat,
it was called Swatting Mackerel.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I've seen one that was named, uh, the Kid's Inheritance.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah nice, nice, Ye, Okay, we're not seafareres. But if
you had a boat, I mean I think I think
I could see us all having a boat. But what
what kind of boat would you have? Would you would
you go for a speedboat? Would you go for just
a simple bass boat? I mean, I guess that it
all's relative to the amount of money you're going to

(35:11):
blow on it. But what would be I would go
like cabin cruiser yacht to land a chopper on right.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I mean it's also dependent on where you live, you know.
I mean there's true there's you know, you got your
Florida boats that that would not make it out here
in the West coast, you know, rough seas of Pacific Northwest.
But I I mean, I yeah, like a thirty thirty
two foot fishing boat that you know. My grandpa had

(35:46):
a thirty two foot inboard outboard. That thing was just
so fun. I mean I learned how to drive it.
I took the whole you know, water safety boat safety
course with him and got certified and all that, and
it was it was really fun to drive it. And uh,
I mean to open it up, my god, we had
that thing going pretty fast. We went all the way
from Lake Cavasu all the way up to Bullhead City

(36:08):
one one time, and we were sleeping on the boat,
eating the boat. I mean, we just lived on that thing.
And one morning we woke up early and just opened
it up. The water was like glass and we got
we got the trim just right. We must have been
doing eighty well, I won't say eighty I'll say sixty knots,
so probably eighty miles an hour just flying. And it

(36:29):
was I mean, you know, I'm king of the world.
You literally felt like that.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
You were a seaman.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I was, and in the navy too.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Takes one or no one.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Indeed, how's the night going?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Efe garbage last night? Last night we had the concert
and it was absolute shitslawful, Well.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
There's still and you had fog Hat there last night.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yeah, I'm surprising anybody was up late.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I mean, if you're going to see fog at, you're
pretty much you're usually going to bed at about five
forty five, and that's pushing it.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
I might be going to oh okay, so instead of nine,
it might be nine forty all right.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
All right, Well we'll try and we'll try and hang
on for you. I mean if we can't, we can't.
I mean, is there a farm report?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
There it is?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Good gracious all right, all.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Right we got a game, well and a farm report
in one night. Yeah, And I mean it just takes
He just takes the reins on when he comes in
and says, I'm not gonna go play by any rules.
I'm just gonna do what I want to do. It's
like his own beer.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Hold my beer, Yeah, my beer. It's a hold my
beer moment.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
And let's not let's not kid ourselves here. I mean,
Micshane and I can fill an hour and a half
of just you know, just hot air while we killed
kill time. Yeah, and there's plenty to talk about. This
week was dumb, But then I look at the doc
and I'm like, actually, there's kind of a lot to
talk about.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Well, and to the point it's it is still dumb,
but there's definite narratives that are that are being brought up.
Besides this that that we had last week, We've got
a whole The Democrats are running for office. Now, that's
what a lot of this is, right, right, good point.
So they're pumping money into Florida, they're pumping money into Wisconsin.

(38:40):
There's a thing with one of the Supreme Court justices.
I mean, there's there's a lot going on, and uh,
I think all this just resonates from that. I think
that's that's that's I think that's a lot of it.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, agreed, agreed, have a I'm and I'm saying when
not if, but when you run for office, what's what's
your what's your platform? What? Uh, what's your what's your
stump speech?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Oh ship, I'll give us some thought. I wasn't gonna
run for office for another ten years at least.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I mean, I thought it was gonna be you know,
boats and hoes.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
No, we we all know it's gonna be breast in
plants for everybody. It's gonna be that's gonna be on
Medicaid and females.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Females don't, dudes, I.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Don't, okay, So you're not gonna so you're not gonna
give the trans dudes like double D's.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
No, well, I mean if it slows them down and
then they can't blame women's sports, I kind of don't
mind that idea.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yea, stick stick to your stick to your platform. Here,
I gotta go, all right, all you're gonna miss L's
gonna get triple g's.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
See it later.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
He's you know, he's going to be thinking about that
this whole time. Oh you know he is, well well done,
ill well done.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
You know the beautiful part there's there's just there's several
beautiful parts. You know. I think we can call it.
Hefe's fifteen minutes here and there the beautiful parts of
the show, kind of like the beautiful game like soccer. Yeah, yeah,
we don't know what he's going to do when he
comes in, which is absolutely fabulous. It makes our night.
It goes, you know, chat makes our night. Hefe makes

(40:32):
our night. And then we rant and we hate on
everything that's going on in the world. But the other
piece that I really enjoy is making one of us
usually gets him right when he's walking out the door,
and there's usually an awkward laugh that he has to
go and deal with. It really makes me happy when
we get that.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Same same And I also I so Hefe is. I mean,
I don't want to I'm not I'm not discounting anyone else.
I'm I'm just going to say a statement. But I
think Hefa is our number one fan. And the only
reason I say that is because first thing Monday morning,
he's he's the first one that listens to the show.

(41:10):
He does a lot of driving for his day job,
and so he'll he'll let us know if there's any
kind of editing errors or hey, you know, the show went,
it went me after you know, twenty minutes. Yeah so,
but but but my favorite part is and it it
happens once or twice a show. He'll just pop into

(41:31):
the chat and they'll say, oh my god, I can't
believe you said that fits or holy shit, make Shane,
that was so funny. I like, I mean, half the
shit I say is to try and get Hafe to
laugh on a Monday morning because it's just you know,
it just makes my week.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Absolutely. Yeah. All right, let's get into this JFK stuff
so that we can we can dispatch of it because
I don't think RFK ry Sorry RFK right right. JFK
was last week wrong, This week is RFK. Yeah yeah,
all right, So the RFK blackmail business, I I don't.

(42:07):
I did. I started trying to listen to Candice Owens,
and I know she's talented. I want to believe she's talented,
but she starts fucking talking about herself and I get
I'm like, I'm done. I can't.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Well, I know, but she really she got tied up
in this though.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I know she's gotten tied up, but she had to
on this one.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
She's she's getting thrown under the bus. And so she's
trying to set the record straight as far as what
she knows when she knew it and I did not
get through the whole her whole speech. I mean, I
I'm with you. I didn't make it either, But I
I know she she's in the middle of this, she's
emboiled in it. And I and I I'm just gonna

(42:54):
say this as a as a side note. I I
appreciate that people like Ian Carroll and others, Alex Jones,
I appreciate that they're all supporting her, that they're all,
you know, making sure that the record is straight. I
do appreciate that. But if you just take a step

(43:17):
back and you and you just remain completely neutral, it
does kind of sound like they're overcompensating a little bit.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
It really does.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
It does, And so so you have to wonder, you know, again,
if the truth's in the middle. I I don't know
if I believe everything Canvas is saying. I also don't
know if I believe everything that the that the other
folks are saying on the other side of it. I
I'm listen. I think RFK did some you know, borderline

(43:53):
shady shit. And I say borderline only because again at
this point, well right, and there's no fluids exchanged, and
so I mean, you know, it is his wife going
to be disappointed in him and maybe a little upset
and feel betrayed. Yes, is he making babies with other women? No?
And so I you know, but at the end of

(44:16):
the day, I I don't know. I We're just gonna
have to let this one sort of you know, We're
gonna have to let the it's gonna have to boil
down till we get to the actually what's in the
fucking suit? Because right now it's just all frouth.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
So the scandal primarily stems from RFK Junior's past extramarial
affairs like like like Fitz was saying the sexting relationship
with political journalist Olivia Nuzy, which emerged during his presidential campaign. Nusia,
a New York magazine reporter, admitted to a personal relationship
with Kennedy while covering covering his campaign, leading to her

(44:53):
suspension from the magazine for violating conflict of interest standards.
She later accused her ex fiance, Politico journalist Ryan Liza
Politico Remember who financed Politico? Okay, we've already established a
few weeks back when us eight yeah of blackmailing her

(45:15):
by threatening to leak details of the affair to ruin
her career allegations. Lizzo denied court filence from Lizzo claimed
Kennedy expressed desires to possess and impregnate Newsy, escalating the drama.
This saga, combined with earlier reports of Kennedy Kennedy's infidelias,
such as an alleged sex diary from two thousand and
one detailing thirty seven affairs during his second marriage, has

(45:37):
a fuel as anyway that kind of goes on from there.
I don't think I give a shit.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I don't really don't exactly. We have been through so
many of these scandals. I mean, you know, Clinton maybe
was the biggest scandal, Clinton Lewinsky, or if you go
back far enough, you know JFK and absolutely and what
the fuck's her name? Why can't I think your name?

(46:05):
I mean there were many Marilyn's Kennedy itself, Yeah, there
were many. I mean, but either way, I think we've
been through enough of these and I'm not excusing it.
I'm just saying, don't we kind of expect this? I mean,
if you're a person and I'm not even gonna say, man,
because I think probably you know, we got Beaubert, you know,

(46:29):
she's getting fingered in a movie theater. I think when
you're the kind of person that wants that sort of
power and and that sort of recognition, there's a reason
that you want that sort of power and that sort
of recognition. It's so that other people will find you
attractive on some level. Right, And so is it shocking that, hey,

(46:54):
now I'm running for president and I actually have that
kind of clout and then a you know, attractive person
is coming on to you. I mean, does that surprise
us that he went ahead and was like, all right,
let's fuck around a little bit. It doesn't surprise me
at all. And again, like you said, I'm not sure
that I care because at the end of the day,

(47:17):
I'm voting for your policies. I mean, the days of
voting someone for someone on their you know, their moral standing,
their scruples are long gone. I want to know what
you're going to do for American people. I mean, it's irrelevant.
This is not we can't just judge people on these

(47:38):
you know, Christian values. I know some some people out
there are devout Christians and they want to judge people
on that. That's fine, you go for it. I'm just
saying my own personal I don't give a fuck. I listen,
I know, I know who guys are and and a
lot of guys are dogs. And especially the guys that
want to be the fucking captain of the football team,

(48:00):
that want to run for student government, that want to
be the rock star, that want to be president. These
are not men that are not womanizers, the exact opposite.
They want women to like them. One of the ways
they're going to do it is by gaining power and money.
So if he's going to do it at the end

(48:23):
of the day, if it's ultimately positive for the American people,
stick your dick in whoever you want. I really don't
give a shit.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
All right, So I like the U went with the
behavioral and of that, right, I'm going to go the
opposite direction with it, and I'm going to go completely nefarious.
Why this isn't even the scandal. He's going after Big Pharma.
He's going after every food producer in America. Yep, He's

(48:59):
opening Big Pharma up to lawsuits. He's fighting to get
control of a very big database of pharmaceutical information that
he can't get a hold of for some you know,
some reason. He's getting stonewalled. That's why this stuff is
coming out now. I do think if there is a scandal,

(49:24):
I'm I'm absolutely positive that there is a driving force
behind it. It doesn't surprise me one bit that they're
all in cahoots that they're driving this. Did he do
those things? Probably? Was she a honeypot? She was pretty cute. Yeah,
wouldn't surprise me me either. I mean, I'm not, I'm not.

(49:45):
I'm not buying all of this other minutia that's going
along with this. If somebody, if you're doing things right,
people are gonna take shots at you. I think he's
doing things right. I think he's really fucking with things
and people are getting upset.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Well and or I mean, we're right back to the
Epstein discussion, right, I mean, ultimately, what we're finding out
is that the that Epstein Island was really I mean,
it was a way to gain power over influential and
important people. It was a way to say, look, hey,
that thing you did with that girl. Oh, by the way,

(50:21):
we told her, We told you she was twenty one,
she was actually fifteen. And we have it on tape.
It's it's on video. And unless you do what we
say and again. Now we're getting into the really nefarious
part of this, and I think you're right. I think
you're hitting on something important, which is even if she
was a honeypot. I mean, remember RFK right now is

(50:44):
still so positively pro ISRAELI pro Israel, and when asked
about it, when pointedly asked about it, he won't answer
a fucking question on it. He diverts, he he shies
away from it. I mean, so, do they have some
shit on them? Probably? Probably, And just a.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Reminder, like you were saying, who ran Epstein.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Exactly made Yeah he was allegedly c I A yeah,
I mean, and I I'm I'm at this point. I'm
convinced we're never gonna fucking know because Israel is still
our you know, quote unquote our closest ally and we
have to support them no matter what they do, no
matter what human rights violations they you know, betray, we

(51:31):
have to support them, no questions asked. Why is that?
Because I think they have dirt on everybody who's important
in this country, and it's it's it's disgusting, but it's
also the way of the world.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
So we're gonna chase this one a little bit. We're
gonna let We're gonna let the line out and see
what we actually pull back when it comes to what
the story is gonna look like. And if I think
in a few days it's gonna be it's gonna be different.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
So we'll see on another Yeah, one other quick note
to this that I think it is also part of
this that we need to watch Laura Lumer, who I
you know, I go back and forth. I think she's
a solid she she does her, she does her.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
You don't want to like her, No, I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
But she did call out uh Newsy Olivia, Newsy and
and basically ask the Trump administration why are you letting
this fluozy, this this you know, known honey pot spy, fluozy,
crazy person. Why are you letting her come into the

(52:40):
White House be part of the Epstein briefing? And then
get one of the binders? Why are you allowing that? Yeah?
And she got one, and she was all over the
fuck all over X look what I got And and
so now here we are. I actually agree with Laura Lumer.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I think.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
God, can can we just be a little bit more?
Can we have some better safety nets up of who
we're letting in and who we aren't. I mean, you know,
we applied, we applied for a press pass, we didn't
get it. We probably should be there more than Oliviya
Newsy should be there.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah, we're not trying to sleep with anybody, right, I.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Haven't fucked any US senators yet.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I mean, that's a I would totally go for Bober.
I would actually go for AOC for a night if
it meant I could take her down.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
You'd be her honeypot.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yeah, I'd be her honeypot. I'd get it on video.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
You're a true patriot, That's what I know.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Listen, what do you think duct tapes for? Just shut
her the fuck up and let's have some fun. Hey,
that's the name of the ship right there. What do
you what do you think tape is for?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Said the same thing, du taper mouth and.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Yeah, good god, Yeah she's I mean, I'm sure she
was a great bartender.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Oh god. So we'll we'll we'll chase that one a
little bit. Well, we'll see where we go from there.
But I would expect more action this week, yeah, or nothing.
And I don't know, I mean, this could just be
manufactured by I'm not so sure. I trust Ian right now.

(54:37):
There's some questionable selfloat around about him too. I I agree.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I think I think that's a valid point. I will
say that the Democrats are not going to let this
slide by. No, there's gonna be I mean, RFK is
really going to be dragged through the mud here, and
I mean, and probably he deserves it. But at the
end of the day, I think if all of us
who believe in what he's trying to do with with

(55:05):
you know, as HHS secretary, we just need to hold
fast and say, yeah, he probably did all that, but
that has nothing to do with his current job, so
we don't care. But I do think he's gonna get
drive through the mud. There's no way they're gonna let this.
They're gonna let this go quiet. There's no fucking way.

(55:26):
They can't. They can't help themselves. They're gonna have to
out themselves. And then when we all go yeah, so
they're gonna be yeah, yeah, but you know Trump said
grab him by the pussy. Yeah, Well Clinton was getting
his dick sucked under the Oval office. So tip for
tat where do you want to go with this? And
Joe Biden, I mean, he couldn't get it up with

(55:47):
a half ton of viagra. So like the only reason
he wasn't cheating on Jills because he couldn't, or old
man feel sorry for him.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Well, he was also Uncle Sniffy though there he had
other stuff going on. That's what's.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
God damn, I hate talking about that ship anytime the
kids come up.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I just get So you want to go after signal
gate now or after beers? Uh?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah, let's do it, because I let's let's go after
signal gate because I've I've still got a couple of
SIPs of this left. I'll say this beer is warmed up.
There's I'm getting the caramel now, but strangely, I'm still
it's still bitter. So it's like a there's a there's
a caramel like that nice burnt sugar, and then it

(56:35):
finishes with a like like jis in your eye. I
just I'm not. I don't know what they were going for.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Here, I don't.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
I don't even know what to do with that. That's
quite that's quite a description. I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Anyway, It's it's getting better, but it's not great anyway,
signal gate, Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
All right, So this week I think it was actually
a lot Sunday or Monday, after the show dropped, we uh,
The Atlantic came out and Jeffrey Goldberg said that he
was involved in a signal chat with various other higher
ups from the US government that he got added. He

(57:18):
got added to a signal chat the day that the
US was it was a major attack on the Hoodies
in Yemen, and so I was trying to work that.
I was trying to work that edge in there. Somehow,
I just I couldn't find the punchline for it. So
I kind of went by a lot. I went away

(57:39):
from it. But Hoody and the Blowfish would have been
a really really bad cover band. Actually if they're from Yemen.
Can you imagine? Oh my god? Yeah? All right, Um, anyway, Goldberg,
who's a shyster from the get go. I mean, this
is one of the worst well done. He he was

(58:03):
the proponent for Russia Gate. He was just he's just
he's a grand standing He's not a journalist. He's more
like uh, I mean, and again, remember The Atlantic is
actually owned by kle what's her name, it's Job's wife.

(58:26):
Who was who was Giselle or Jaslene's Maxwell's buddy. Yeah,
so there's an Epstein tie there, So let's let's not
let that off the hook. That might have been the
that might have been the punchline I was looking for. Anyway,
So Goldberg was in this chat and basically what ended
up happening was was he got to see a lot

(58:48):
of the texts back and forth between all of these
higher ups. Hag Seth was in there, Rubio was in there,
Mike Waltz was in there. Uh, just a bunch of
the the National Defense Advisors and they were basically walking
through a lot of what was going to be happening,
why they wanted to do, why they wanted to hit Yemen,

(59:09):
the timing of it, and it was all very proper,
and it was all very very controlled, the whole conversation.
But then he claims that he got a whole bunch
of classified information. Well, the information they end up getting
really wasn't that classified. And I guess maybe I shouldn't
be saying that classified. But when you're just talking about

(59:32):
a group of planes being sent and the time and
they're being sent now, they're being sent at this time
X time, y time, that's not you're not giving specifics.
You know, you're not talking about how many jets are coming,
what jets are hitting, what are they going for AMMO dumps,
are they going for city population, are they going to

(59:54):
a certain area. None of that stuff was discussed. Zero.
Everything went off the fucking rails this week, and it
was pretty you could take it down the whole national
uh confidential classified information. But again kind of going back

(01:00:16):
to how insignificant the uh, the j the RFK businesses,
it just seems like the left is really really reaching.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
It's just yeah, they're they're grasping its straws right now.
And and I mean I think I think that's what
was made most clear about this, you know, especially because
they want to say it was, like you said, you know,
confidential classified stuff and it's national security level. First of all,

(01:00:45):
I'm and I'm not I'm not downplaying the fact that
there was maybe some sensitive stuff in there. But you're
talking about the hoothies, who are who are basically sand people, right,
I mean, they're they're they're gangs of sand people who
have gotten a hold of but just y hya ceya weapons.

(01:01:06):
I mean, but who's counting? So even if you told
them when and where your fucking FA eighteen's were going
to be bombing them, they still wouldn't be able to
stop it. They still wuldn't be able to do shit
about it. They're they're running around, they have they have
nineteen eighties Toyota trucks that they're driving around. We're not

(01:01:28):
talking about they're moving their you know, Abrams tanks from
location A to location B so they don't get bombed.
We're talking about terrorist groups.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
And I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
So that's that's the first.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Second, you know that Atlantic fuck. First of all, it's
the Atlantic, so we can already dismiss any validity, any
relevance to the modern day conversation. That's like a kindergarten
trying to jump into a you know, junior ethics class,
Like listen, kid, I hear you, but you don't get it,

(01:02:05):
so fuck off. Second, or I don't know what point
am I on?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Fourth? Fifth? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Part end to all this is that at the end
of the day, there was no classified information given on
this and I we would have back and forth kind
of on on our own signal chat. You know, this
almost felt like a a sting, like let's let's let

(01:02:34):
this out and and really kind of flush out all
of the rats. Let's let's see who who comes out
and jumps on this. Let's see who claims that they
know more than they know. And then now that they're
they're out in the open. Now we know who the
idiots are. That that's almost what it felt like, although
that hasn't happened, at least not not yet. No, but again, I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Well, here's here's one of the here's one of the notes.
Pete Hegseth team update time now eleven forty four Eastern
weather is favorable. Just confirmed with sent Com. We're go
for for a mission launch, no mission names, nothing like that.
Twelve fifteen F eighteen's launch First Strike Package thirteen forty
five trigger based F eighteen first strike windows starts. Target

(01:03:23):
terrorist is at his known location, so should be on time. Also,
strike drones launch m Q nine's fourteen ten more F
eighteen's launch second Strike Package fourteen fifteen strike drones on target.
This will this is when the first bombs will definitely drop,
pending earlier trigger based targets. Fifteen thirty six F eighteen

(01:03:45):
second strike starts. Also first sea based tomahawks launched more
to follow up per timeline we're currently clean on OPSEC.
Jd Vance. Godspeed to our sorry hegseth. God speed to
our warriors. Jd Vance. I will say a pray for
prayer for victory. One of the things that was so
odd to us was how prim and proper this was. Yeah, like,

(01:04:06):
this wasn't a bunch. This wasn't a bunch of bros
right talking about the launch that's happening. There was I
always look for the nuance, right, that's what we want
to do. There were no misspellings. Everything looked like it
was very on point, very proper worded. Specifically nothing what

(01:04:28):
I I'm with you on now we're still waiting to
see or what did they bring him in here just
to fuck with him? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I or you know, here's the other angle of this
that I don't think has been really discussed. But do
you remember remember the movie The Great I think it
was nineteen ninety four. Somebody looked this up, George Clooney
movie The Peacemaker, Nicole Kidman. Yeah, And and they're trying
to track down this dismissing nuclear material. You know, you

(01:04:59):
can basically know the entire movie from what I just said.
They're trying to track down this stolen nuclear material and
the and they they know it's in a truck, but
it's in this giant convoy of like you know, medical
aid going to this this part of Kazakhstown or someplace,
and they don't know which truck it is. And so
George Colooney's character is like, hey, why don't we just

(01:05:21):
tell him that we we know which truck he's in,
and we'll make him panic and then as soon as
we know which truck we have real time satellite, which,
however truck panics and gets out of the line and
starts to go, then we know which truck it is.
What if this was let's make this as public as possible,
because we really don't know where the where the HOOTI
leader is. We don't know what building. What we don't

(01:05:42):
even know is no location. What if we put this
out and then he's like, oh shit, they know where
I'm at and he panics and and gets out of there,
and now we know where you are. Now we've got
eyes on target. I mean, if if we're if we're
talking about military intelligence, uh and actual military operation. And
I'm not saying I have intimate knowledge of these things,

(01:06:03):
but I do know that games within games within games
are being played when you're talking about military strategy. Absolutely,
and so could this not have been a way to
smoke out the bad guys to be like, hey, yeah,
we're gonna send some AF eighteens. That sounds very official
strike package, you know, Delta at this time, you know,

(01:06:25):
known location in capitals, non location. All of a sudden,
he goes, oh, fuck, they know where I'm at. And
even though we didn't, but now he's on the move
and now we do know where he's at. I mean,
none of that's been discussed at all. It's just you know, oh,
breach of national security. Fire them all. They're all traders.
It's like, ah, you don't know how this game works. Again, Kindergartner,

(01:06:49):
the adults are talking go away.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
So I want to point this out too, along with it, well,
along with your point, because I don't think any of
that stuff. They haven't established any that stuff. So I
think it's viable. And I know a lot of people
want to say, well, I think you guys are there's
no way they're playing four or five or sixty chess here. Well,
actually that's what their fucking job is supposed to be.
So I know all you until folks they are to
believe that. I fucking hope so I hope they are

(01:07:13):
this smart, because if they're not and they're this ridiculous,
now we've got really another problem. This is something else
that really stood out to be right right off the bat.
Jd Vance team them out for the day and that
economic event in Michigan. But I think we are making
a mistake. Three percent of the US trade runs through
the Suez, forty percent of European trade does. There is

(01:07:36):
a real risk to the risk that the public doesn't
understand this or why it's necessary. The strongest reason to
do this is, as Potus said, to send a message.
But I'm not sure the President is aware how inconsistent
this is with his message on Europe. Right now, there's
a further risk that we see a moderate to severe

(01:07:57):
spike in oil prices. I'm willing to support the consensus
of the team and keep these concerns to myself, but
there's a strong argument for delaying this a month, doing this,
doing the doing the messaging work on why this matter is,
seeing where the economy is, et cetera. That was a
direct shot at Europe. YEP. That was a hell of

(01:08:19):
a message to send. Yeah, and if it's guys in this,
oh this, this we made a mistake and stuck this
journalist in here, you know, Mike Waltz. That was a
direct shot. I think.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yeah, I really totally agree.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
And it doesn't match with the people who are in there.
They would have already had this conversation, right, they would
have known where Vance stands. That's not what comes up
in this conversation at this at that hour, that part
doesn't make any sense to me. That's where I That's
why I think this was built to send a message.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
I I do too, and I and I again, even
if this hadn't been discussed yet, that would have been
a phone call. That would have been a group chat,
not a chat, a team phone call of like, Hey,
I don't want this as public record, but I need
to I need to clear my conscience here. I want
you to I want you to hear me out. The

(01:09:15):
timing of this might be off. That is not something
you send via text. Listen. If these guys don't know
that everything they're sending text could and should be uh,
you know, being looked at, then then they're dumber than
I thought. I would like to think that our the
people in charge are a bit smarter and they're going

(01:09:39):
to have, you know, offline conversations about truly sensitive stuff.
So from that point of view, I totally agree with you.
I think this was part of this was to send
a message to Europe of like, hey, we're gonna do
our own shit. Fuck you, you're you are so behind
the times. You go ahead and keep your war up
with Russia. We're gonna go ahead and take care of

(01:09:59):
business in the Middle East, which also I'm not I
am absolutely not saying I condone. I'm just saying that
if that's the choice that they've made, it's a totally
it's a it's a warning shot across the bow of
the EU of like, hey, next shot hits your boat,
Well next.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Shot, and yeah, hey, we just did you a solid
by keeping the trade routes going, so shut the fuck up.
I think that's that's also the message that was sent there.
I want to go ahead and bring this up real quick,
because this leads to something the Catherine Mayor piece.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
That signal chat National security advisor Mike Wallat's advisor Waltz,
thank you for joining us tonight. The President expressed complete
confidence in you today and his entire cabinet. But how
did a Trump hating editor of The Atlantic end up
on your signal chat?

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
You know, Laura, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but of
all the people out there, somehow this guy who has
lied about the President, who has lied to ghost star families,
lied to their attorneys, and gone to Russia, hoax, gone
to just all kinds of links to lie and smear

(01:11:07):
the President of the United States, and he's the one
that somehow gets on somebody's contact and then gets sucked
into this group. Is someone in your intel?

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
Is someone in your intel team trying to cause trouble here,
because that's the scuttle about out there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
We have people, we have people. No, look, this was
this is a great group.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
The president has a great team. This is not first
your team.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
I'm not talking about the other president.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
No, no, no, These were principles and a couple and
a couple of staff that we're coordinating as you saw,
having a policy discussions as we went forward, and then
just in the days before what was an incredible strike.
Not only did we take out people that the Biden
team never could that we took out headquarters, missile cachets

(01:11:51):
and actually one of the leaders of the Hooty organization.
We've since taken out several sins And you know that's
what they don't want to talk about. They don't want
to talk about the success here. They don't want to
talk about the hostages getting released. They don't want to
talk about the Black Sea cspire that we just put
in place today as the president ends the largest land
war in Europe, or the border, or the fact that

(01:12:12):
Panama just kicked China out of the canal and success
after success, at their success.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
So they want to focus on this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
It's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Yes, we're going to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
We have.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
I just talked to Elon on the way here. We've
got the best technical minds looking at how this happened.
But I can tell you, I can tell you for
one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
I don't know this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
I know him by his horrible reputation and he really
is the bottom scum of journalists. And I know him
in the sense that he hates the president. But I
don't text him. He went on my phone and we're
going to figure out how this happens.

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
You don't know what staffer is responsible for this right now.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Well, look a staffer wasn't responsible, and look, I take
full responsibility.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
I built the I built the group.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
To my job is to make sure everything's coordinated. But
how to that execute?

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
To be pedantic here, but how did the number?

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Have you ever had?

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Have you ever had somebody's contact that shows their name
and then you have an and then you have somebody else.
You've got somebody else's number on someone else's contact. So
of course I didn't see this loser in the group.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
It looked all right. So this is obviously on Fox
and they've thrown them softballs there. But that's yeah, that's
one piece of this. Here's the other piece, which I
think is incredibly important. Catherine Mayer, the CEO of NPR,
who thinks that the truth gets in the way. She's

(01:13:40):
the chair of she's the chairman of the board of Signal.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
The Yeah, yeah, And so I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
This is one big incestuous pool of scum, all of them. Sorry,
go ahead, no, no, no, no, And I mean to to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Mike Waltz's point, you know, you could easily have someone
in your contacts and someone on the back end changes
that that number that's attached to that name to someone
else's number, And I mean it's it's happened to all
of us. You know, you think you're pushing you know,

(01:14:24):
Steve McShane, but it's actually, you know, Steve Jobs when
he and I were friends. You know, I accidentally called
him all the time when I meant to call you.
It happens, and so I it's it's a stretch, but
it could absolutely happen, particularly when you have this this

(01:14:44):
bit which i'll just call her what she is, who's
you know, like you said, chairman of the board on signal,
which which makes me want to get rid of signal dude.
I mean we've been kind of not trusting it, but
but I do feel a sort of uh in with
the signal and and and now yeah, now I feel
violated because she's she's on the board. Really, I mean,

(01:15:12):
I don't know, I don't know. I'm like you said,
you said the word incestuous. That's that's a great way
to put it. I mean all of these circles overlap.
I mean it's one giant ven diagram and at the
very center is corruption. That that's what everything has in common,
is corruption. And and we're we're stuck in that in

(01:15:35):
the middle of that, all those circles, and it sucks
because we we want out and I don't know how
to get out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
All right, So that beer you made it through? Mine
went regularly well, yeah, towards the end especially got super
nutty too, so kind of a walnut, kind of a taste,
like a dark like a black walnut. You ever experience
those good good beer super crushable, I would. I would

(01:16:08):
keep a four pack around if I had the opportunity
to so, especially since it's five point five. That's that's
a nice subtle beer to have. Subtle if you can,
you know, call a torture scene subtle.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
You well, I mean it's nightmare brewing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
That's very true. All right, Beer two is coming up.
All right, let's get in the beer two. I went
to Total Wine today, which I usually don't fits. It's
just I like going local. I like going to local
places and supporting them. That's that's what I do. I

(01:16:49):
just I didn't feel like going to any of those
other places though, so I kind of got stuck. I
did end up going in, and I'm telling you, the
prices were pretty good. First of all, I was surprised,
but the selection was just unreal.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Yeah, I was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
I was in and out in five minutes. And the
beers they had in there, I've never seen before. I mean,
I know the brewers, but the beers themselves, I've never
seen before.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
So I've got a I've got several in the fridge,
so I'm loaded for the next couple of weeks, I think.
But this one I've got right here is eleven point
nine percent to Shoots, an al song collaboration, uh Vin
to the Abyssvin too damn it, Vin to the Abyss. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Yeah, you've got a unicorn right there. That's that's that
was a really popular release up here. Two Pacific Northwest
breweries teamed up and uh and and made this one.
That's uh that's the one with the it's made in
wine barrels and so yeah, you've that's that's awesome that

(01:18:03):
you found that. That's great and uh not, I'm not
I'm not trying to jump the gun here, but I
also went ale song for my second beer. So this
hasn't happened a long time. Yeah, but we you know,
once again, mental telepathy and great minds and all that.
But so that's that's awesome. You found that beer. Dude,
that's such a good beer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Yeah, I'm pretty stoked for it. Al Song is a
big blending brewer, so they'll they'll they'll jack around with things,
but they're gonna make it's almost like wine blending for them.
But yeah, they pair it up with to Shoots to
Shoot to some of fantastic dark beers. Al Song does
some really good black dark beers too. But they also likely,
like you're saying, they like to play around with wine

(01:18:43):
barrels and whiskey barrels and stuff like that. So this
one's an imperial stout, aged and whiskey and French oak
barrels with merlow grapes. I don't know I'm gonna get
from this. I will tell you it has a glassy finish,
no head, super dark, but when you smell it, it

(01:19:04):
smells like rich grape juice. When you were a kid,
you oh, yeah, you can't drink. You're allergic to grapes,
aren't you?

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
I am now, I And I'm not really sure when
that happened. I honestly I think it was I overdid
it on grape vodka, Oka vodka made from grapes. Yeah,
and I and so I built up an allergy to it.
But when I was a kid, grape juice that was
my favorite. Apple juice always upset my stomach, but grape

(01:19:34):
juice is my favorite. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah, yep, So this one we're going, we'll give it.
We're going and give it a run.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
And I will tell you this, this one here, I
braved it because I wanted to taste the beer, so
I didn't care that it was made with in wine barrels.
But holy shit, did I break out from this beer.
I mean red cheeks, my neck, my fucking arms, everything
just went blotchy red.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
This is this is a very well rounded Imperial. Yeah
you don't. You don't taste the booze, a lot of
barrel malty, but you really get you really get the
grape like it's it's seriously in there. Yep mm hmm,
soft mouth feel, very decadent beer, but not DESERTI in

(01:20:28):
the least bit. This This isn't a This isn't a
night This isn't an end of the night beer at all.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Oh no, you almost, and I mean you tell me,
but you almost want to light up a a sweet
cigar with that? Mmm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
And I had one downstairs Damn, I should have done that.
That's a good call.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Yeah, so that's that's fantastic. What uh what what what
do you have over there?

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
So I again, like I said, I I also went
ale song to you were talking about local. I went
to one of our local grocers here. Not a big
you know, not a fred Meier you know, or fries
as you have down there, not an Albertson safe Way,
none of that. So I went to a local grocer

(01:21:17):
here and they have a selection of ale songs. This
one is called Rhino Suit. It is an Imperial milk
stout aged in bourbon barrels, and I've been curious about
this one. I will say, as stouts go, milk stouts
are not my favorite. When they first came out, you know,

(01:21:38):
left hand milk stout, I was all about it, you know.
I loved that beer. And I either I overdid it
or I just my taste buds, my palette got refined
and I just kind of moved past it because they
can be a little on the bland side. As far
as stouts go. There's nothing robust about a milk stout,

(01:21:58):
But you stick a milkst out in some bourbon barrels
and let it age for a year. Now we might
be in business. So I was just so curious about this.
This is a yours is an eleven point nine percent.
This is an eleven percenter, so pretty close, but not
quite there. I can tell you right now. It's sort

(01:22:18):
of the opposite of what you were saying. I can
smell the booze on this, which is typical for a
milk stout when you get them up like this in
the higher percentages. They don't hide the booze very well
because they're just not And what we mean by a
milk stout is just the sugars that you feed the

(01:22:39):
you know, the germ spores the bacteria to make the alcohol.
Instead of using you know, wheat or barley sugars or
even just sugar sugar, they use lactose, which is a
very complex sugar. So the the aging process is a
bit different. You generally get a smoother beer a you say,

(01:23:00):
like soft mouthfeeld that the one that you've got there.
You usually get a softer, smoother, you know, viscosity from
a milk stout. And this one poured very very thickly,
so I think when they put it in the bourbon barrels.
It it thickened up a bit. So let's let's see
what we got here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
And it should be noted that Rhino Suit is actually
a base beer for them. They've got the several kinds
of beer. They've got an Island one, and they've also
had a coconut and I think a couple others, maybe
a couple of double barrel double bourbon barrel ones also.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Wow. Okay, So again a typical milk stout, you don't
get a lot of complexity. This is I'm getting chocolate,
I'm getting some coffee. I'm getting hints of coconut and
caramel also at the very end. And again this isn't

(01:23:58):
a caramel coke stout. It's just a regular bourbon barrel
aged milk stout. But I'm getting all of that in
one one sip. Really smooth, really kind of a thick mouthfeel, velvety,
almost melted chocolate, a little bit of coffee to just

(01:24:22):
kind of keep things balanced. Really well done beer. Wow,
al song. I'll tell you what, man, they rarely miss
the mark. I've had one beer by them though, where
I was like, eh, I don't think i'll have that again.
But all the others are just they're just home runs. Man,
They just they do such a good job. And I
will say they're a Eugene brewery. I'm pretty proud to

(01:24:43):
say that they're from Eugene. Here, they're they're pretty great.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
I didn't realize they're from Eugene. That's awesome. Yeah, yep,
that's cool all right. By the way, that first one
that you had, the first beer was a vegan beer.
By the way, I hate to tell you that, I
just I just found that a vegan salted caramel stout
brood and collaboration with missionary chocolates. So the fact is

(01:25:09):
there's missionary chocolates in there. It is missionary that it's
kind of a boring beer.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
What does that even?

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
What they cut a hole in the sheet before they
have sex with the chocolate, like what what?

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Yes? Yes, But inter facing each other, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
That's a thing. Vegans and uh and and Mormons, they
just they don't understand the spice of life.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
They don't even know what carmel's supposed to taste.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Like, we need to try it, like to see if
there's a soaking chocolate beer now.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Soaking?

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Oh Jesus, Well, let let's do this. Here we go,
let's fire it up, you guys been Jasmine Crockett, He's
seemingly made fun of Texas Governor Greg Abbott is now

(01:26:05):
claiming her comments referring to him as Governor hot Wheels
were not about Abbot's disability, but rather his terrible policies.
Let's let's let everybody else decide. Let's let's throw it
out there for here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
And because we in these hot ass Texas streets, Honey,
y'all know we got Governor hot Wheels down there, come
on now, and and the only thing hot about him
is that he is a hot ass mess honey.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
So so yes, yes, yes, so brave and and and
true and just just a just a joy. She's just
a joy. Fits.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Have you seen her original campaign video, No, I'll have
to find that. Let me effort that, because this right here, well,
let me just say this. One of the two of
her personalities is an act. This might be the true
ghetto fucking idiot that might be who she really is,

(01:27:13):
but her original video election video she and by the way,
this is a I believe Yale educated person.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
She was.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
She was whiter than Baraque in this original video. Let
me see if I can effort that and find it,
because she didn't use any of that. He's a hot mess,
none of that slang, none of that accent. She was
prim and proper. She was wider than me, and that's
saying something.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
But she's another one of those. She takes on the
personification of whoever she's talking to, and it's it's very
very I don't know. I don't remember this ever being
a thing before Kamala started doing it. Kamala had like
six or seven different personalities. She was Indian one week,

(01:28:10):
she was black, the next she was just I mean
she she was white, and then it was just she
was all over the place. And this stuff never happened
before now that I can recall. Please, if you guys
have heard something, send it to me so that I
can see it. I would love to know where somebody
else is. Barack never did this stuff. He was always

(01:28:32):
just plain Barack. He was he was very white bread.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Yeah, let's put it what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
That's that's how he that's how he talked.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Which toasted. But he was white.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
But but he also but he he always was. He
always came off as smart though. Yeah, right, he always
came off as intelligent. He was never talking until Kamala
and he made that brother's comment. He never did that
kind of stuff. He never insulted people with He never

(01:29:02):
insulted anybody's intelligence. Now, granted, looking back, there's a lot
of it, there's a lot of it that was insulting,
but there's a psychological problem there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Yeah, it's a mental disorder.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Which which which kind of fits the rest of the
of the liberal base. I'm just gonna be honest. Yeah,
if she if she's stuck to one or the other one, well,
first off, if she was, if she was the ghetto Jasmine,
I I don't know that she would have gotten.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Ye gotten a seat, which is which is a remarkable
thing to say, right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Which is which is a remarkable thing to say. But
doesn't it fit the timeline though? Right when she got
into office, because she hasn't been there that long. He
was like, what I think she's been there for within
the last four years when we got when all the
super woke stuff happened, when you had BLM, right after BLM,
all these things started happening, and I think I maybe

(01:30:10):
maybe she was a DEI higher I don't know. But
when You've got these two absolute bipolar contrasts. It has
to make you wonder. And I don't know how anybody
has any faith in her.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
No, I'm right exactly. Which which you know, it's like
every time you're talking to her, you're in a fucking seance.
Which Jasmine are we talking to right now? If Jasmine,
if you can hear us, is this is this hood
ghetto Jasmine? You know, please put out the light if
it's you, Like, who you talking to? Which ghost of

(01:30:52):
Jasmine Crockett are you talking about or talking to? And
I here's the thing. The Democrats want to say that
they are the you know, party of the people, the
most welcome, the most yeah, the most accepting party. And
yet here's this black woman who has to be as

(01:31:17):
white as possible to get elected. And now that she's elected,
now we're going to get it into the fact that
she can be hood rat and she can talk like that.
Imagine imagine if Trump got elected and then he gets
in and he starts talking with the sweat southern twang
and starts dropping the N word, and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
I mean he went if he just went read there,
that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
That's what I mean. Even his most ardent supporters would
be like, uh, I don't know if icking support this
guy anymore. That's kinda that's that's on the edge, dude,
fucking tone it down. But she's allowed to flip back
and forth between being a I mean, you don't know
if she's got a forty five in her fucking g
string or not. And then here she comes out and

(01:32:07):
the clip you're about to play, she assaults somebody with
those ridiculous nails, which, by the way, ladies, please help
me understand, because I'm gonna tell you right now, guys
do not find that attractive. Having cat claws is not attractive.
I like well groomed, painted nails. I'm all about it
just as much as the as the next guy. And

(01:32:29):
when your nails get over a half inch long, claws exactly, no, exactly,
it's it's it's it's insane, and it's actually off putting.
Do you think I want that wrapped around my dick?
Fuck off? You think I want that scratching my back?
Go away? I want nothing to do with you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
And there's there's nothing there's there's nothing racist about what
we're what we're talking. It doesn't you know, now what
the very best people are black, Asian, white. It doesn't
matter her. What we're calling attention to is this this
polar opposite personality that she has, which has I know,

(01:33:11):
I just want to I just want to make sure
it's very clear to everybody out there, because it's not
about her skin color. It's about her personalities are polar
opposites and that should be a concern for people. Now
here's her. Here, here's her assaulting reporter. Oh, congress Woman,

(01:33:34):
Well wait, congress Woman Crockett.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
Congress Woman Crockett, you're recently on a Tesla takedown on
the twenty nine. Do you like to clarify your comments,
Congress when you condone you?

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
So she hit, she catches the reporter, grabs his phone,
scratches him, and now we've got a US attorney involved.
After the police, the Capitol Police referred it to them. Yep,
there was nothing awkward about what she was being asked about.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
This.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
This isn't anybody who should be in office, period.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
She's not qualified.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
And she's duping her constituents. And I don't you know what,
it's bizarre that they're not catching onto that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Well that's the point though, if they're going to be duped.
Then you know what, you get the candidate you deserve.
I'm sorry, and I mean that goes for both sides, right, I.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
Mean, as.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
President George H. W. Was actually a president and he
wasn't all that bright either. I mean, Republicans got what
they asked for when they voted him in office, and
he got us involved in you know, two really terrible, awful,
bloody wars that got us that netted us absolutely nothing

(01:35:10):
other than you know, low oil prices, which could arguably
be a pretty good reason. I'm not sure it's worth
you know, people's friends and family getting maimed and coming
back without legs and hands. But hey, you know, I
got to fill up my car for two fifty gallon.

(01:35:31):
We all get the candidates we deserve because we vote
for him, at least that's the premise. And that goes
for Trump, that goes for anybody Trump brings in. That
goes for whoever the next president's going to be and
who they bring in their cabinet. So you know, I'm
actually all for idiots voting in other idiots. That's I mean,

(01:35:55):
there's consequences to our actions, and there it is in
real time. And she's fucking proof of that. She's terrible,
She's awful, and they got what they deserve.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Speaking of idiots, God damn Cenator, Lindsey Graham is working
incredibly hard for the great people of South Carolina, a
state I love and one big in twenty sixteen, twenty
twenty and twenty twenty four. Lindsay's been a wonderful friend
to me and has always been there when I needed him. Okay,

(01:36:25):
this is Trump on Lindsay Graham. This is Trump throwing
his support behind Lindsay Graham. The only reason this is
happening is because there's a razor thin margin of a
lead for the Republicans. And this is why we're We're
already running for office again. A lot of these things
are happening because we're running for office again.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
And they've not been they've and for a long time.
Lindsey Graham was not behind Trump. No, he wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
He's all I'm not. I don't think he actually still is.
I think this is all hyperbole. I think I think
you're right, you nailed it. This is because the margin
in Congress is too close to call, and you can't
leave it up to chance. And so you do what

(01:37:20):
you can to keep your party in And that's where
we start getting into the weeds with all this shit,
where you know you're not Lindsey Graham's a piece of shit,
arguably one of the worst in Congress. And if you're gonna,
I mean, all of you Trump supporters out there are
people who think Trump can do no wrong, please help
me understand how it's okay he's he's backing a piece

(01:37:45):
of shit like Lindsay Graham, who we have repeatedly bashed
here warmone for a good reason. Yeah, and wants to
be at war with everyone. Is he gonna go to war?
Is he gonna send his kids to war? Nah? Fuck no,
But he's gonna send other people's kids to war to
get their legs and hands blown off. Okay, cool. He's
a piece of shit as a human and Trump is

(01:38:05):
backing him one hundred percent. And it's I get it.
I understand why. I'd like to know the moral How
do you support that? Because it's it's to me, it's
indefensible other than the fact that it's political and we
got to keep the majority. Fuck me, if that's what
we're basing our political decisions on. And who we're going

(01:38:28):
to back. I mean, you're you're backing the devil just
so that the archangel, you know, Michael, doesn't come into power.
I mean, what what, what the fuck are you talking
about this this one? If you can't tell this one really?
It rattled my cage.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
It made me bosome.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
Yeah, I don't like any part of it. It's fucking terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Elsie Stefanic her ambassadorship with the US ambassadorship that's been
pulled because yeah, because there's they again going back to
a razor thin lead in the house, so she's no
longer being considered. The CDC pick was questionable.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Yeah, yeah, where are we going with that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
I don't know yet. She has so many red flags
that if if she's the same, if she's turns out
to be as hardcore as car hardcore as what RFK
Junior could be, that could be really intriguing. But she

(01:39:37):
supports using AI, she does love vaccines. It's there's a
lot of red flags that go along with her. And
we're obviously we're talking about Susan mon Arez, who's the
news pick for the CDC. It's it, but we all

(01:40:03):
know what the CDC did last time or did did
throughout COVID. We know how they act with a lot
of other you know, diseases and and things that have
been going on. So I don't know that that's something
that's a necessarily good thing either. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
You know, you know what this feels like. And I'm
maybe I'm this analogy might not hit home for for
other people, but this is how I feel.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
You know, you you're this is gonna get dark. I'm sorry. Uh,
you know, you've been kidnapped and you're you're held in
the basement of some psycho's fucking house. Right, You're in
the basement. No one can hear you scream, and and
he comes in every once in a while with with
the with the belt and just just just beats the

(01:40:51):
ship out of you with this leather fucking strop. Right
this this, this belt just comes across you in every
way that's full and hurts, and uh. And then and
then you know, you just build up like this, this
fear of it. And then he doesn't even have to
come in the room anymore. He doesn't even All he

(01:41:13):
has to do is make the belt sound outside the door,
and you're already starting to piss yourself. Yep, that's kind
of where Okay, so that's dramatic. But what I'm saying is,
you start putting people like this into the CDC, which,
like you said, we've we've all still got you know,
the we're all still reeling from what happened with COVID

(01:41:35):
and uh, the lies and the the over the top
mandates that were put down on all of us, the lockdowns.
And so you put someone like this in there, and
you said the word AI. The fact that she's willing
to use AI in these situations already scares the shit
out of me because you think the lockdowns are bad

(01:41:59):
lilast time. What happens if there's an outbreak of of
something worse. I don't know. I just so I just
feel like she's the crack of the belt outside the door,
like she doesn't even have to come in the room.
I'm already fucking afraid of her. I'm already I've already
got goosebumps. I don't like her. And so now now
we're talking about like strike six against Trump and people

(01:42:22):
that he's putting in. Let's not forget the criticism of
his first tenure, of his first presidency was that the
people he picked were you know, of the Old Guard.
They were there were people who he was told were
gonna do the right thing, and they didn't because they
were part of the machine. So now this time he's like, nope,
I'm gonna wipe it clean. I'm I'm picking people like

(01:42:45):
RFK and Elon and Tulsea and and Cash and it's
it's gonna be great. These are not part of the
Old Guard. Okay, I hear you. But then you come
in out of left field with someone like this. She's
very concerning to me, So I anyway, that's that's a
long way to say I don't trust the bitch. That's

(01:43:07):
that's what it boils down to.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
You know, we didn't like the the AI angle a
couple months back when Sam Altman was rolled out, and
that is the AI thing. There's not not everything that's
going to be Not everything's going to be comfortable, right,
Not everything's going to be I expect there to be
some stuff that we don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
I do right, And it's not all about me, right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
I mean, I get it right, right, but damn, when
when the red flags go off, the red flags go off,
you know, Now likewise, I think I'm going to hack
another name here. This was pretty big doctor j Batachara.

(01:43:53):
This is the same doctor that was censored for advocating
focused protection of the vulnerable instead of lockdown in school closures.
So a big, very very outspoken. He was actually confirmed
as the NIH director, So that was Fauci's old spot.
That was a big one. I thought that was a
good win. I think that was a win. Kind of

(01:44:16):
makes you think that if maybe it's up to him
and RFK to keep her in check. Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
Yeah, okay, I gave you that for sure, because I
that's a win that I do like that pick. That's
a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Yeah. I was curious to see how that one was
going to break out. Fits. Do you consider Trend de
Aragua a terrorist organization?

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
I mean I would say that they are the very
the literal definition of a terrorist organization. I mean that
was their whole purpose of being founded, right, was to
to cause fear to further their their own gains, you know,
both both business and by business I mean drugs and

(01:45:06):
uh you know, human smuggling, human trafficking, and then also
political so that they could scare you know, people in
politics to go ahead and look the other way for
their illegal shit. So yeah, they're terrorists one hundred percent
all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Miami Herald ran a story with Gary Bernston, a very
highly decorated CIA officer. The Venezuelan regime has assumed operational
control of these guys trend the Agua and has trained
three hundred of them. They have given them paramilitary training,
training them to fire weapons and how to conduct sabotage.

(01:45:46):
They've given them all like a four to six week course.
They put these three hundred guys through that course, and
then they were deploying them into the United States to
twenty seven states. Bernstein explained that sabotage includes acts such
as arson, and that recent recent patterns of mysterious industrial fires, wildfires,

(01:46:11):
and urban blazes, notably in Los Angeles and other key areas,
could possibly could plausibly be linked to these foreign trained operatives.
So you remember all those chicken farms that were lit up. Yep.
The CIA won't even talk about this, but we have judges,

(01:46:37):
activist judges, actively trying to keep them in the country,
and we have pretty much everybody on the left is
upset that they're being deported again. This kind of goes
back to the whole first part of the show when
we're talking about the deep state and how the deep
state is interwoven into everything. This isn't far fetched to

(01:47:03):
me at all.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
No, not not at all. And by the way, their
their name, uh train, they are a agua. Uh that's
that trend means train and it and it kind of
is a metaphor for their operational uh you know, sort

(01:47:26):
of fortitude that they just keep coming, right. They they're
just they're a machine. You can take out one car,
but but it just keeps coming. And that's you know,
you can take out one cell, there's fifty other cells
behind it still coming, and and they're they've got engines
on every car and it just keeps coming. And you
can't stop the train. You can't stop it unless it

(01:47:48):
wants to be stopped. That that's not who we should
be condoning a government to be taken or to be controlling,
particularly when we train them. That's the kind of shit
where I'm like, are we just are we just on
a different track, but it's still a parallel track to

(01:48:08):
where we were going when you know, the Democrats were
in power. I just I just don't know. And that's
the problem, I guess and that's why we do the show.
We don't know anything. We're doing our best to try
and sift through all the bullshit, try and break the narratives.
This one's definitely a narrative that is quiet enough, it's

(01:48:33):
under the radar enough that I kind of want to
believe that we're getting to the root of it. But
I don't know. Again, if someone's playing forty chess and
we're still playing two D, we might be way off.
I don't know. But it's concerning all of it's concerning.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Back in twenty twenty three, keeping in mind that we've
been doing this for a while now, October twenty twenty three,
we talked about a very very concerning oil deal, yeah,
that we made with Venezuela.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
Yes, we did.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Chevron benefit from that oil deal upwards of five I
think it was like five point eight billion dollars or
something ridiculous. The whole idea of the bill was to
open up to allow US companies, US oil oil makers
to be able to go ahead and have access to
the oil. Then we had a whole bunch of there

(01:49:30):
was a huge falling out with you know, the wrong
the wrong party got elected, and there is problems it
just turned into an absolute shit show. Shit show. Now,
when you think about everything that happened over the last
year and a half two years, you got to admit,

(01:49:51):
there's way too much smoke for there not to be
a lot of fire coming from this.

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
Hundred percent fuck dude, it's it's actually even past you know,
where there's smoke, there's fire. I feel like there's a
smoking gun with you know, six to eight shells laying
on the ground, and you're going, I wonder who shot
the senator, Like, whoever's holding that gun shot the senator?

(01:50:19):
Like it's it's so clear that there's a cause and
effect here, that there's a there, there's a there's a
point at which we're okay, we're concerned, we should turn
our focus on this one area. And everybody in the
room is like, no, whoa, whoa, Hey, don't look at that. Uh,
don't look there. Look over there. There's somebody version of yeah, yeah,

(01:50:43):
exactly exactly. And I and I'm just you and I
are past it. I'm wondering when the greater public is,
you know, and everybody in chat, I mean, the reason
that they're here week after week is because they're past it.
They get it they understand. So there are a few
of us out there who are seeing through the the

(01:51:04):
you know, fog of war, whatever you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
Call it, especially in Chet, especially in Chet.

Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
That's what I'm saying. But when is when is the
greater public gonna That's a dumb question. They're never going
to wake up. That's why we're you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
I saw a meme tonight, which meme is memes. The
memes are obviously the new political cartoons. I saw a
meme that just just fucking hit and I don't know
if I saved it. Let me look and see if
I No, I don't think I did. But the the
idea was you had this younger looking person who had

(01:51:42):
a mask on their face, and the writing on the
mask was I'm not ready to admit I've been lied
to m And that just hit home for me. Oh yeah,
And I think that's a lot of this. I think
there's a lot of people. You know, I've I've we've
I've talked about how I can't talk to family members
anymore because of my views, right which I particularly you know,

(01:52:04):
we've talked about it. It's it's yeah, I figured it out. Okay,
we've been lied to. Thank you, Okay, now I know
what's going on. There's a lot of people like that.
Will they ever get there, I don't know, God help
if they if they ever do. Can you imagine torching
a Tesla service center and then finding out down the
road that, oh my god, I was wrong. Yeah, I've

(01:52:24):
been lied to the people that paid me to do that.
Did you know that some of the protests today, a
lot of the protests started at ten and ended abruptly
at twelve noon. Ah, they were only paid for ten hours.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
I was just gonna say, I wonder why that is.
They're all off the clock. I'll tell you what, man,
if I ever go to a protest, it's not gonna
be for any set amount of time. I'm gonna be
there until I get my fucking point across period.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
I wrote indivisible and I did not get any I know,
I talked about that a couple of weeks ago. I
did not get any did not get an email back.
And I did go out last week. I think I
talked about this too, that I went out and I
took a look at, you know, some of the Tesla
dealerships to see what was going on. There was only one,
but everybody who was who was at this particular TESL

(01:53:13):
dealer dealership, everybody was over sixty. So okay, they okay,
they watched MSNBC or CNA and they got they don't
have anything else to do, right, it's spring, it's a
nice day. Let's go protest elon because you know, anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
Hey, there he is there, he is he is hef
A what did I tell you? Mshen and I can
absolutely kill an hour and a half with no problem.
We're not even halfway through the doc.

Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
Dude, you guys aren't just sitting in sounds waiting for
me to come back.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
Yeah, we've actually been we I'll tell you something. Lisa
just left. She's like, no, I'm done with this. It's
too long for half aay to come back. These guys
are just sitting there, rocking back and forth, not talking.
They haven't said anything interesting for the last hour and
a half. Yeah. There, she was just totally out well.

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
To be honest, I thought my mic was muted. It wasn't,
so you could also hear me jacking off in the background.

Speaker 4 (01:54:16):
Oh shit, I can't wait for Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:54:19):
Too much lotion, damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
Don't edit any of that out, Steve, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:54:24):
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Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
Oh no it is. Yeah, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
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Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
The sauce Okay, yeah, so I'm going into the roulette thread.
So at this saw the rolette table as I was
walking by, and there's a woman there. It's our age,
got this white kind of mini dress on and zip
down in the in the front and exposing her cleavage.
And I sure hope she fixes up because I don't

(01:55:06):
want to have to report when I get there.

Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
We don't want you to have to report her there.
How how it's gonna take me about forty five minutes
to get out there. I'm gonna fits. Can you go
ahead and close the show?

Speaker 3 (01:55:17):
I will, I will end the show. Just please take
pictures and or video?

Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
Absolutely, hefe Are you are you about to drop a
farm report on our on our our foreheads?

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
I think I might as well. What else am I
gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Yeah, that's a very good point here. Let's do this.

Speaker 4 (01:55:45):
So wild animals mm hmm, can't live with them, can't
kill them?

Speaker 2 (01:55:51):
Am I right?

Speaker 4 (01:55:54):
Or can you? Oh no, I've got a pole in
my hands.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
He yo. I was waiting for more definition. All right,
go ahead, where are we going with this?

Speaker 4 (01:56:08):
All right? Just trying to be like bits okay.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
So survey was done of Americans, so keep that in mind.
And they asked, They asked them, could you beat this
animal a fight?

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
Oh god?

Speaker 4 (01:56:23):
Okay, yeah, all right, I like this. Go ahead, So
we're going to go through this. Yeah, you guys, go
ahead and answer yes or no, and I'll give you
a percentage. Okay, let's start. Let's start domestic. Let's start
with a house cat. Yes, oh absolutely, no weapons, just
monoy mono.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Just okay?

Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
Okay, oh yeah, real okay.

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
And and I don't like them to begin with, so yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:56:50):
Also sixty nine percent said yes, sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
Okay, seriously, what what's okay? The thirty the other thirty
four thirty one have to be liberal? Then? Yeah, sorry,
go ahead, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:57:06):
I mean, listen, I've seen I've seen cats take down
grown men. But but it's but cats like, yeah, they
want to get away. You're going to if you yeah,
if you have them, and you've got them by the
scruff of the neck. It's it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
I don't. I don't know what that other thirty one
I'm not even getting that close. Yeah, and I don't
and I don't. We don't condone obviously, just we don't
condone violence against animals, just so everybody else. This is
just where this is gaming. Basically, I love cats.

Speaker 4 (01:57:40):
So no, okay, how about a rat?

Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
Yes, yeah, yeah, stop stop on it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
How about twenty eight percent said no, what.

Speaker 3 (01:57:51):
Who the fuck are these people?

Speaker 4 (01:57:53):
It's not an army of rats. It's a rat.

Speaker 3 (01:57:56):
One rat. Yeah, that weighs like maybe a pound.

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
Yeah, and it's in New York City, right, It's like
a medium sized dog apparently.

Speaker 3 (01:58:03):
Either way, I take that bit out.

Speaker 4 (01:58:06):
Yeah, all right, let's let's get a little more interesting here.
About a goose.

Speaker 2 (01:58:12):
Yeah, yes, but was attacked by a goose. They're mean
my my dog.

Speaker 3 (01:58:18):
You guys, remember Dempsey my dog. He got fucked up
by a goose, like literally he had blood. But yes,
I would beat the ship out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:28):
Yeah, okay, hold it, hold it, hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:58:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
Elle says that she bit a goose.

Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
Whoa, that's fucking hardcore.

Speaker 2 (01:58:39):
Okay, that's like you get that's you know what, that's
as right there.

Speaker 3 (01:58:46):
She literally has bigger balls than I do.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
Jasmine Crockett wouldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:58:55):
Okay about a kangaroo.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Ah oh wow, that's okay, that's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
You know what, I oh, I don't know. I think
I could, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:59:09):
Okay, they had the tail, Max who says no, I'm
saying no. Also, the tail is a wild card to me,
straight up boxing them. Yeah, I'd fucking wing chun them
like they're fucking done. But they got that tail.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Yeah, I'm saying I'm gonna say yes, I think I think,
I think I I think I might enjoy that too.
But Aaron says no. But Aaron A says their prison
jack deer. That's very yes. Yeah, they totally are.

Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
And if it's a male, it's a male.

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
There. They're fucking psychic, dude, and they are jacked. They
fucking kind of want this to happen. Now, I kind
of want this to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:59:45):
Now I'm in I'm in the no camp. Steve looks
like you're the one in seven because only fourteen percent
said they would.

Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
That's okay, I'm used to being on my own fucking island.

Speaker 4 (01:59:55):
So that's all right, all right, now it's gonna get okay,
let's go chimp. No, absolutely not agree.

Speaker 2 (02:00:03):
They have this.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
They have the strength of fifteen men. I mean, dude,
they There are people who have tried to raise chimpanzees,
trying to domesticate them, and that one guy had his
arm ripped off and beat he the chimpanzee beat him
with his own arm. That's a fully documented case.

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
There's no fun I think my dad said said that
to me once. If you don't do this, I'm gonna
rip your arm off and beat you over the head
of it. I might have dreamed that. I don't know anyway, Ah,
that's tough. I don't know. I you know what, fuck it.
I'll take a chimpanzee onto it's a chimpanzee. If we
go bigger than a chimpanzee, ah no, I'm probably that

(02:00:46):
might be my breaking point. But if I'm gonna take
on a kangaroo a chimp, I can't back off of that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
It's faster than you, and it's stronger than you.

Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
Yep, and it's smarter and obviously obviously smarter. Absolutely, absolutely no,
that's No, that's that's for next week's show. Is this
animal smarter than you? And we'll do that one. That
will be a completely different story.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
That's yes all the way.

Speaker 2 (02:01:15):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, yes, wow, okay, all right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:01:24):
All right. Now we're gonna get stupid excellent king kobra.

Speaker 2 (02:01:32):
No fucked up?

Speaker 3 (02:01:33):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I I absolutely could win in
a fight. You just stay away from the sharp end.

Speaker 4 (02:01:39):
Yeah, I guess, can you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
I guess there's some Indians out there that figured it out.

Speaker 3 (02:01:47):
Grab it by the tail and start swinging it like
it's a fucking lasso and you hit it against some
furniture or the wall or the ground or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:01:57):
Yes, okay, I'm gonna read you. I'm gonna read you.
Hang on, let me find it. Hang on. Okay, here
we go. This is what an expert said about about
the king cobra. A shocking fifteen percent of Americans believe

(02:02:20):
they could win as fifteen percent, by the way, against
the king cobra, one of the longest and most venomous
snakes on Earth. All right. A senior lecturer at the
School of Biological Sciences at Banger University. Banger specializes in
the snake venom research. King cobras rarely come in contact
conflict with people because they're generally more intelligent than most

(02:02:40):
people and try to avoid confrontations. You don't tangle with
the world's largest venomous snake and expect to win unless
your IQ is smaller than your shoe size. In other words,
the king cobra would win every time, no exceptions. Oh wait,
that s as acceptionalists. They're fighting bits, so you're good, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:02:59):
Here's the deal here. What's their striking range? Two and
a half three feet?

Speaker 2 (02:03:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
I I mean as long as I jump back as
it strikes and then get to the to the non
sharp end, the tail end, dude, the Kalahari bushman. They
take these things on daily. That guy's a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
Okay, but all the time they're they're freaks already though,
aren't they.

Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
What are you trying to say? Are you saying I'm
not a freak?

Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
Well, well, okay, hold on. King cobra's striking range is
typically about one third to one half of its body length,
though it can vary depending on the snake size age
in the situation. King cobras are the longest venom mistakes
in the world, averaging ten to thirteen feet. I don't know.

(02:03:49):
I know I'm not going to mess with it. I
believe in you, though, and I'll be the one there
with I'm not venom.

Speaker 3 (02:03:57):
I'm not I'm not asking for this fight. I'm asking
for this saying I'm in a room and it's it's
me or him. Yeah, one of us is gonna get
on the fucking arc and the other one's gonna die
in the flood. I'm telling you right now, I'm getting
on that boat.

Speaker 2 (02:04:12):
Elsa's video or it didn't happen exactly?

Speaker 4 (02:04:16):
The wait, absolute video that you're gonna go on there
and a female snake? Is that what I'm hearing.

Speaker 3 (02:04:21):
No, I'm gonna get on there and fuck Eve, she
was on there right again.

Speaker 4 (02:04:25):
Okay, that's the same.

Speaker 3 (02:04:26):
That's the same Bible story.

Speaker 4 (02:04:28):
About about about a crocodile. No, No, nine percent said, yes.

Speaker 3 (02:04:35):
They're idiots. Those are the nine percent that we all
see videos of their hand and does the death roll
and then they lose a fucking arm.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
You're they live in They live in all those arcs
and are missing an appendage.

Speaker 3 (02:04:50):
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:04:50):
One more, maybe the dumbest of all grizzly bear.

Speaker 3 (02:04:56):
Yeah. No, no, no, absolutely not no, no, we all
saw we all saw faces of death.

Speaker 4 (02:05:04):
Yes, there's house fucking could you possibly be like yeah, yeah,
twelve feet tall, can run no crime, yes, come time.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
Yes, And and has a voracity. I mean listen, you
said it's bare knuckle. It's it's like you don't have
a weapon. If I had a sword or a maybe
maybe and I'm saying maybe, I mean even a gun,
like people have shot them with forty fives. Yeah, and
it just keeps coming.

Speaker 2 (02:05:38):
They're massive there, and they're angry at that point, and
they're getting angry or with every low No, yeah, you
just you just pissed it off.

Speaker 3 (02:05:47):
That's all you did was sting it with a beasting
and now it's really mad.

Speaker 4 (02:05:51):
You can throw your snake at it. It's that you
claimed as your own when he kicked his ass.

Speaker 3 (02:05:57):
I don't even know if the snake's teeth could get
through that.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
The Irish wasn't there, the Irish snake charmer. Wasn't that
the whole Saint Patrick's thing.

Speaker 3 (02:06:07):
That kind of fits you, Saint Patrick's Yeah, yeah, off
the island.

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
Yeah yeah, so that kind of kind now, I kind
of believe in your your take there.

Speaker 3 (02:06:18):
Okay, well, thank you, but I don't want to charm
them a fucker. I'm gonna whip him to death with
his own fucking length because again you're telling me it's
ten to thirteen feet or whatever. You know how much
inertia I can get going When I start whipping that
around like fucking wonder woman, dude, and then I slam

(02:06:40):
his head down into the ground, it's done. It's over.

Speaker 2 (02:06:42):
I just have this picture of you, just like you
get this lariat, right, You're this cowboy and you've got
this snake above you and you're just swinging it.

Speaker 3 (02:06:50):
That's what I'm saying. Yes, and I'm and by the way,
i'm buck ass naked with a fucking cowboy hat on.

Speaker 2 (02:06:56):
Of course you are, and you got assless chaps on.

Speaker 4 (02:07:02):
Yes, okay, just because yeah, why not play me out?

Speaker 2 (02:07:19):
Hey, guys, we're gonna be exiting the show here real soon.
Are you guys at all worried about your DNA being stolen?

Speaker 3 (02:07:30):
No? Because I never did.

Speaker 4 (02:07:31):
Twenty three and me either.

Speaker 2 (02:07:34):
I thought of this the real thing.

Speaker 4 (02:07:36):
This is a real thing.

Speaker 2 (02:07:39):
Twenty three and me is going under. They're going bankrupt.

Speaker 3 (02:07:42):
The highest bidder. That's scary as fuck.

Speaker 5 (02:07:45):
It is.

Speaker 2 (02:07:47):
If you went on twenty three and me and had
them do your DNA testing to see what your lineage was,
You're fucking compromised. Congratulates.

Speaker 3 (02:08:03):
This is not this is not good.

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
Stuff that can happen from it. What what are you
most concerned about happening from it? Though? Your DNA being
used for something with something of bio warfare type thing
being used for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:08:17):
That's that's what I would be concerned about, is that
someone makes a because they've already talked about COVID being
uh I mean and again these are like dark circles,
but COVID being like genetically disposed to killing non Jews
yea ye, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah and so but

(02:08:39):
I mean, and okay, that might be ridiculous, but it's
not out of it's not out of the realm of
possibility that if they have your DNA information that they
could literally, you know, custom make a disease that would
take you out or take out your entire lineage. I mean, listen, chairman, chairman, mao,

(02:08:59):
uh he he did that ship Back in the fifties
and sixties. It was the the uh fuck what they
call it the policy of eight, and it was if
you were found to be doing something illegal, they killed you,
and they went four generations up and four generations down.

Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
God.

Speaker 3 (02:09:19):
Yeah, so it was it was the rule of eight.
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
This They just didn't go ahead and get the DNA files,
run it through AI and decide, Okay, here's where the
vulnerabilities are, and now you can go off the whole
population purpose. Yep.

Speaker 3 (02:09:39):
Absolutely insane. And fifty years ago this would have we
wouldn't even have had to have a conversation about this.
But now it's like a reality like that could act.

Speaker 2 (02:09:48):
It's it's absolutely in a reality.

Speaker 4 (02:09:50):
Yeah, yep, I gotta go all right, night, brother, see
it later.

Speaker 3 (02:09:58):
I will say some of the best videos out on
the internet are of people who are maybe not overtly
but maybe covertly racist, and then they they do the
twenty three and me and they find out that they're like,

(02:10:18):
you know, twenty eight percent black or you know, fifty
percent Native American. They had no idea and they've been
they've been hating on people that they're like. Half of
those are some fantastic videos.

Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
So, yeah, three, you find out that you were at Yeah, yeah,
they were actually slave owners at one point. Yeah, isolations,
Yeah yeah, I help you feel really really good. Well
let's just go ahead and say everybody sucks and let's
try to do better. It really should be that hard, right, So.

Speaker 3 (02:10:47):
I mean that's those are some great videos, and I
there was I mean, like I said, there was a
temptation for me when when twenty three and meter first
came out.

Speaker 2 (02:10:55):
I was like, you know, I'd like to know, might
be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (02:10:57):
I mean, yeah, I'm three quarters Irish, one quarter but
that I only know that from about four generations above me,
like like before me, I don't actually know before that.
I mean there's a possibility there's some Manchurian in there,
because one of my grandmother's aunts was taken by Attila

(02:11:18):
the Hunt and she was kidnapped, taken for I think
it was like ten or twelve years and then returned
to her village with like four or five kids. Then
they were of you know, half German half Manchurian descendancy.
So I mean that's the kind of shit where you're like,

(02:11:39):
you have no idea what's in your blood? You know?
So I thought about it. I'm really glad I never
did it, because here we are. This is why I
didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:11:51):
We need to get to the point where we're just
fucking people do the right thing. Stop. It doesn't matter
the DNA, it doesn't matter what political power you want,
it doesn't matter what you think is right or wrong.
Just do what's right by everybody. And you just can't
fucking get there.

Speaker 3 (02:12:11):
It just it seems impossible these days, doesn't It seems daunting.

Speaker 2 (02:12:15):
It's absolutely daunting. It absolutely is. God damn anyway, So
go on twenty three and me and delete your genetic profiles.
That's the end of the story. Yeah, six hundred and
sixty seven million in losses, that's unreal. Fits which beer

(02:12:38):
you're taking a bed?

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
Well, this is an easy one for me for sure.
The Ale song. Again, not a fan of milk stouts
until you throw them in a barrel, and particularly bourbon barrels.
This was tough, fantastic beer. Yeah, I'm I'm even gonna go, like,
go out on a limb and say, this might be

(02:13:04):
one of the best milk stout stouts I've ever had,
just because the way that they went through the fermentation process.
Throwing it back in the bourbon barrels and letting it
sort of age. This thing tastes like an old world beer.
This this, this tastes like a I don't know, something
out of a fucking Lord of the Rings book. You know,

(02:13:24):
this is this is the strongest thelle you've got, sir.
This is what they would hand you. It just yeah,
it and it and it's it's it's robust again. It's
got the chocolate notes, the coffee notes, and then you
get the caramel. I I just I really like this beer.
I would definitely if I can find it again, I

(02:13:46):
might buy like two or three bottles. I and I
got it at a great price, so that also helps.
But it's one to just kind of have around when
you just had a really tough fucking week. This will
take the edge off for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:14:00):
Beer.

Speaker 3 (02:14:01):
How about you?

Speaker 4 (02:14:01):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (02:14:02):
What are you taking to bed?

Speaker 2 (02:14:04):
I am going to take the l song, not because
either of these beer, well, the al songs, it's definitely
stood out. It was it was a special beer. So
then to vin to the abyss. Good beer, really really
good beer. Not mind blowing though, right, So I'm not
gonna go out because it was it was I think

(02:14:25):
it was probably a twenty twenty two, twenty three do beer.
I probably wouldn't go after it again unless it had
been a while, maybe a different batch. I did enjoy it, though,
I really did enjoy it, and it was just there

(02:14:47):
was more features to it. It was it was, you know,
it was like a Rolls Royce versus a camera tonight. Yeah,
if that makes sense, right, not to not cameras, But
it just didn't do anything. The first beer was very consistent,
very I mean, it was good beer. The I can't

(02:15:07):
even pronounce the fucking name. But and I have another
one here Sweden Trunk by Night. You're brilling, bless you.
Good beer, really good beer, but not like it wasn't
gonna blow your hair back. So yeah, just just goodn't consistent.

(02:15:28):
And for the money, I can get four of those
versus one of the yell songs. So that's what it
comes down to. Sometimes it's physical. Yep. Yeah, all right,
that's gonna wind things up. We appreciate you guys listening.
Thanks to everybody who was in chat tonight. Aaron El, Lisa,
Buttercup dropped in for a little bit. We had Moxie

(02:15:50):
in here. Shout out to Tabby. I know you're feeling bad,
but you've got Mike playing doctor, and I hope you're
feeling good better.

Speaker 3 (02:16:01):
You know he's using you know he's using his thermometer exactly,
taking her temperature regularly. I mean good, good on both
of you. Feel better, Tabby, Mike, keep on feeling good?

Speaker 2 (02:16:18):
Yes, very much so, Cebrity buddy. We appreciate you guys listening.
I'm step mc shane. I'm fits. I think critically, act accordingly.
We'll talk to you soon.

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