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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is Whisky Hell,
Think critically, Act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Saturday, April twenty sixth seven, twenty three in the evening
This is Whiskey Hell Podcast. This is your narratives of
the week, getting you ready for the next one fist fits.
How was your week?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Sounds like my week was like your week long. Somebody
I don't know who, someone just went in dry and
just kept pounding, like just never stopped. You know. It
was like one of those like just bite the pillow
and yeah, like you just have to endure it. Although

(01:29):
some interesting developments here personally I don't want to give
away too much, but possible vocation trenk change here. Not vocation,
just a new job which could be a considerable advancement
in my career. So we'll see. We'll keep everybody updated.
But things went well yesterday and we'll see, we'll see

(01:51):
how it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I never knew that you could like dance and
you're able to take off, you know, your clothes and
dance for people. I thought that was really impressive that
that was the that was the gig that you're going
out for. That's pretty neat.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, I you know, I think it's time. You know,
I'm fifty and if you're going to do a career change,
now's the time. Also, I for some apparently there's a
market out there for you know, fifty year old men
who can dance. Who knew. But we'll see, we'll see
how it goes. I'm sore today. I'm sore, so I'm

(02:29):
gonna have to get back in shape if I'm going
to do that professionally.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
What So, I'm I'm gonna answer this question too, because
I think everybody needs to. In fact, we've got Mike, Aaron, Lisa,
and Tabby Grace. Tap Room podcast is in full effect here.
I had to say it, Pott, it's errands. You guys
need to check them out too. I'm I'm everybody can

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answer this question if you were if you were going
to be a stripper, what's like your go to music?
Like for sports, we all have walk up music that
we would use, but what would what would be your
stripper music?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
You know, what's weird. I would like to put more
thought into this, but immediately my my my brain said,
justin Timberwake, like basically anything by JT okay bringing Sexy Back,
I I think would be my my walk up and
and that's actually what I I think I'm gonna stick

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with that for now if something better comes along. I mean,
you know, part of me wants to say modest Mouse
and just go like just go like Emo, you know,
flinging like common mascara all over everybody. But but it happens.
I I well, yeah, when Momo is playing, it does.

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But you know, just to keep the ladies happy, I
think some some JT. I really don't think he can
go wrong with that guy, and he's fucking Jessica Bieale.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Come on, I would agree with that. I mean, he's
he he he did bring Sexy back, and it's it's
still here for that matter. Indeed, I'm I'm stuck between
like Ave Maria and Closer by nine inch nails. One
of the two might be what I'm into, although the
closer is like a long song though that's that might
be really tough.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's a that's a whole session right.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
There, Aaron. Aaron says Circus music solid choice, very solid.
Lisa has rocky like a hurricane. That's a solid song.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh yeah, and we'll and will be forever, you know,
like that's a that's timeless.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mike says Erica. I don't know the song Erica, and
and you're right, everybody does do closer. Okay, maybe I'll
pick something by Steve Winwood. We'll ask Cafe this and
I'll have a better answer by the time we get
to them.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
How it comes up. Steve Wynn would who was that
guy that did the fuck? He had a It was
like a top ten hit, but it had a bugle
horn in it, like back in the late seventies. Okay, now,
I'm that's definitely okay. I mean, who wouldn't want to

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dance to a bugle horn?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I liked see, I like I like what. I like that.
I like how things are starting out. I really do.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well we should.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
We should go to our beers and talk about what
our beers are.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Taps. No, that was not taps. I'm gonna have to
look up fucking hits with bugle horn in it. All right, Yeah, well,
first I'll do my beer, I guess.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Huh. Let's start with that.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, Vanguard Brewing is the brewer. Other than that, I
know nothing. I'm Vanguard is one of those breweries that
they are about twelve to eighteen months behind on their
website from what their beers are actually now. So when
you go to their website, most of their beers they

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have up there with shit that they had last year
or two years ago. So I'm shooting in the dark.
Other than to say, I'm barely certain it's an ipa.
It poured just an actual beautiful golden you know, peak color.
It's just it's it's a it's a beautiful beer kind

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of heady, which is also making me think it might
be like a you know how some of the stickier IPAs,
and for those of you don't understand that term, like
the stuff that tastes almost like it has marijuana in it,
you know, it's just really dank, kind of skanky, Yeah,
little dank, little skanky. But but you know, the right

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balance of of bitter and and kind of sweet flavors,
fruity flavors. It smells that way as well. But the
head's really sticking around, which is you know, I'm here
for the head. I shaved my balls for the head.
So let's give it a taste here, all right.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I need to get what was the what was the
name of the brewer again, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
No Van Vanguard Brewer and yeah, I believe they're Portland
Portland Group. Okay, uh not an unpleasant beer, definitely an
I p a little on the bitter side for me,
little hoppy, nothing that I would have to really Oh see,

(07:51):
I didn't get that page. That page is see this
is their new this is what's out now. The page
I got was all all their old stuff. All right,
so we've got good day.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
I p a.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's definitely not that. That's tropical and fruity. Okay, you
just left my page. Now I can't see anything.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I was I was checking to see if that was
actually domb Yeah, this is. These are the same guys. Wilson, Wilson, Org, Wilsonville,
Oregon or something, I think.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, Wilsonville, that's just southeast of Portland. I'm gonna go
it's definitely go back up to the ip as. It's
definitely an I p A. I'm gonna go with the
wiggle Butt cause it's it's not the Good Day and
and it is hoppy. It is balanced though, it's actually
a pretty like pretty intensely flavored beer here. So I'm
gonna I'm gonna call my shot. I'm going with the

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wiggle Butt. Not not a bad beer at all. Let's
do the unveiling. Oh shit, I mean, okay, in all fairness,
it was a coin flip. It was a coin flip.
It was fifty to fifty, but we nailed it. It
is the wiggle Butt, very cute. Can it's got a
little doxy on it. Doxies are famous for their little

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wiggle butts when they get happy. So very cute. Yeah,
good beer two point four percenter, so you know, starting
out moderate, but but it's definitely lets you know, it's
there and pretty well balanced.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I like it good, right.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, what are you? What are you drinking?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well? I had a little bit of a dilemma this
morning or today. I this is all stuff that I
actually got last week. So I was proud of myself
or not cracking into it. I'm gonna throw this into
chat Oh I did. Yeah, it's in there so you
guys can see what beard is. This is fruit bomb.
It's peach aplecot by Mason ale Works. Mason Ealeworks does
a really good, really good dark stuff and if you

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go to their site Masonaleworks dot com, you're gonna see
a ton of their beers, which are mostly I PA's
and they don't really get into a lot of the
other stuff that they do, so that's unfortunate they don't
have them posted on the site. But cool can artwork.
Really looking forward to this one, basically just because I

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haven't had them do I haven't had any their sours yet,
so I'm looking forward to this one. Prepare your taste
buds for an explosion of flavor. This peach and apricot
fruited salary all delivers a juicy punch of ripe stone
fruit that will leave your palate buzzing.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Five.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
So we'll see how this goes. Pours A. It's definitely
an apricot look to it, There's no doubt about it.
It's a little little hazy, smells really really really good,
really fruity.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Sick I like my women hazy and really fruity.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh that's wild. That is not a sould check. Smells fantastic.
The flavors are way too subtle if you're looking for
a beer, that is, if you're looking for an introductory

(11:01):
sour one that's not going to blow your face off.
This is a good way to start. But I will
tell you it's closer to a Seltzer. It's a little
odd in that respect, not bad. I'm not gonna run
out and you know, get another one of them, I

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don't think, but I'm not. I'm not totally disappointed in it, though,
But this this could have been a bitch beer, like
a secondary.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Oh yeah, yep, you know, I I do, I will.
I will say. I appreciate their artwork. It's all it's
all based off of Marvel comics and that's cool.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, yeah, they do that a lot.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
It's almost a shandy mm hmmmmmm.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay, And when you're taking it from that perspective, that's
not a bad summer beer. Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, mow the lawn and then come in and have
a have a yeah, fun fact and we can put
this out to And yes, for the record, I love
fuzzy lesbians.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yes, that's like how fuzzy.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
That's a green check mark as fuzzies you want to
make them, Man, we can go seventies full on fro
or it can just be a little bit of peach fuzz. Look,
I'm an equal opportunity diver, Okay, I'm in it for
the thrill. So a little fun fact here. What percentage
and nobody don't look it up on the internet. What

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percentage would you say of your taste comes from your
your old factory, from your from your smell, from smell?
How much of the taste of something comes from what's
you're smelling.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
The majority of it. I couldn't give you an actual percentage,
but the majority of that's.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
That that's correct. It's over fifty percent. And he guesses
in chat that is true. Depends on if you're smelling
yourself or not. So definitely shower first. And this is dy.
One of the big food companies did a huge study
on this. I mean, they paid millions of dollars for

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this study. But it's very close, very close, seventy percents close.
It's eighty percent of what you taste is based on
your smell, and so there is something too, you know,
when you have to down something that's just horrendous plugging
your nose and and just letting it go down the gullet.
But yeah, eighty percent, when you plug your nose, the

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nose smells like up to I think one hundred and
twenty thousand different distinct smells, but you only have five,
maybe six areas of taste. So when you plug your nose,
you're just gonna get the salt, sweet, you know, savory,
all of that stuff, or unami as they call it.
But yeah, so you know, if you really want to

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enjoy a beer, which is what why McShane and I
always do it, we always smell it first. You gotta
you gotta smell it. Yeah, I get get the full
effect of what's going on before it goes down down
your throat. But that's interesting because it's kind of common
where you get a lot of amazing stuff from the
smell of it and then you taste it and you're like, oh,

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that's kind of bland. So maybe on this next sip.
And you have to do this carefully with Shane, okay,
but breathe in while you're drinking it, so I mean,
don't don't don't let it go down the wrong pipe.
But breathe in while you're while you're tasting.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
It, all right, same, totally the same.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
And and fail.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
You can't. You can't say that because that's how I
that's I mean, that's how I've always treated my craft beer, right,
I always. I always smell it first. You always pause
as you're going to drink it. You don't just start
chugging it. You wait, you get the first of all,
and the right glass. And not to be total beer nerds,
but there's a huge difference when you have the right

(15:10):
glass versus the wrong glass when you're trying to drink
something that has a real big bouquet on it, right, yep.
So yeah's but yes, so I was, I was.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I found the song and I was incorrect. It's not
a bugle horn. It's called a flugel horn.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
The horn.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah. And it was by Chuck Mangioni spring of nineteen
seventy eight, and it was called Feels So Good, uh
and it and it charted top ten for like like
several weeks. And that's if you think about it, that's
more impressive than pretty much anything Michael Jackson or fucking

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anybody has ever done, because he had a flugel horn
and he did any charted, So anyway, I think that's
gonna be my new That is a that is a

(16:20):
sample of it, a little slower. I think I would
do the more upbeat version. But anyway, is.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
There another one?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh yeah, there's that's not the that's not the one
that charted.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Let's see what this is. Oh yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Like down in the in the middle of the song.
But yeah, and he has a whole like amazing solo
in the middle of that too. It's pretty pretty crazy.
There it is? There it is? Oh yeah, did you
just imagine my my schlog just banging into the poll

(17:04):
on this? Oh yeah, just insert slapping noises. Huh oh,
get some chuck. Well, there it is.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
That is the perfect, absolute perfect song for a fifty
year old stripper. Thank you. I think you nailed. I
don't think it can possibly get any better than that,
And don't I don't even know what Halfe's gonna come
up with, but there's no way it beats that.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I feel like I need to make a fucking Instagram
video now, a reel.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You know what you need to You need to walk
in the other room later and just start playing this
for your wife. Just take over to the TV and
play it.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I don't I don't know. I don't think I want
her that wet. It's gonna be a sleeping slide around here.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
We've got a flood advisory in Eugene, Oregon, and it's come.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Out to house. It's a flugel Horn flood. Oh shit,
Well this show just took an interesting turn.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, well that's what we do. We're here for interesting
turns and getting it after it. Wow, the Pope diedus
kloss Schwab stepped down.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
All in like what within like twenty four hours that
happened maybe forty eight.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, it was and it was almost like it
was like planned or something. I don't know. It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, and he was escorted out of the building like
under the auspices of like embezzlement, perjury, like some big ship,
like he's in trouble.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And there's a sexual assault in there.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I did not see that coming.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Well, we knew he was stepping down at some point, right,
the I mean, demons can only be head of the
WF for about fifty years, and he was at fifty
years so now we got another jackass coming in. But
we we knew. I think it was even said late
last year that it was eventually gonna happen. But now
all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he's just now
he's out, Like now he's gone.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, you know. It brings up an interesting thing.
I was we he got brought up at you know,
before my kung fu classes. A couple of my students
show up early and we just talk all the crazy
shit that's going on, and and and it just kind
of came up. It was like, if you knew that
at the end of your run you were going to

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be you were gonna have to step down and disgrace right,
You're gonna be You're gonna be caught, you know, diddling
a twelve year old or or stealing some money or something.
But for for forty some years, you got to literally
be the demon pulling the strings. You got to make millions,
if not billions, You got to craft socially engineered major

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cultures around the world. Would you sell your soul for
that forty years of fucking who you wanted, buying whatever
you wanted, you know, getting sucked off by by every
country in the world, would you do it?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I would like to think that I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Me too, but I'd like, yeah, I'd like.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
To say I have some integrity, a soul, you know,
I would like to say I'm like, I'm a decent individual.
But ah, that's you that a lot of power comes
with it. Yeah, and these guys, and this is the WF, right,
I mean it's WF. So they're all about changing the world.

(20:52):
They're all about making sure that the world goes on
in their preferred state, so much so that the guy
they put in is well, he's another demon. Let's just
you already said that, but this guy is definitely a demon.
Peter Brayback le Month born November thirteenth, nineteen forty four

(21:14):
in Village, another Austria. Yeah, and another Austria. You know, yeah,
it's not I don't want to say the Nazi or anything,
but ye know, well he does. He believes that water
is not it should not be everybody's, it should be privatized.
Really really, just this is this. This is a pretty awful,

(21:36):
awful person.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, we do have a halfe sighting here speaking of
awful people.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Hath given your history, Yes, sir, uh.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
If you were going to be a male stripper, what
would be your you know, your your song, the one
that would like making your money for the night. What
song would you choose?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Oh? Man, oh, what song? I would definitely Okay, So
here's the thing. We've got a concert here tonight, Tracy Chatman.
Oh really yeah? No, really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Did you see her?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
No, I'm sitting six feet from her bus and trailer though.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
She's probably in there right now because then well you
know how it starts to the eight switch play on
stage right now. But anyway, so there's a lot of
cowboys and cowgirls walking around. I would definitely go with
the cowboy with the asslest chaps out.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Now the song, the song is tough, man, I don't know,
because I'm not a dancer. I'm just not.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Say that now.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I say that now desperate times.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
And the right song can can inspire my friend. I
don't I don't want to have anything away because I
really I want you to. I want you to experience
the full adventure that we've been on before you called in.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
But I.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
There's there's been some interesting you know, Volley's tonight. I'll
just say that on that very subject. So we were
just curious what you're what your pick would be.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I mean, I the first two, Yeah, the first two
of the obviously come to mind are push It by
Salt Peppa and the Dukes of Hazard theme song. I'm
sure also, uh no, those were well, No, I I went.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
I went a completely different round, but I like those.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I have decided on mine. I have decided.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Okay, Oh good, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm going with Faith by George Michael.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh. I thought you were gonna say about Limp Biscuit
because you and I had a couple of nights with
that song. But okay, whoa George Michael angle what No,
that's all you get on that, That's all you get.
I'm just gonna say I have scars to prove it.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Aaron wants tiny Dancer. Now he switched a tiny dancer. Okay,
all right, I should have gone there. I was struggling there.
It would have been really good. Or rocket Man that
would have been Oh boy, I know.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
You're a big fan of Billy Joel. Also, what about
a Billy Joel hit?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, I was thinking about that. A Ballerina Girl by
Lionel Richie would be solid on stage. That's soft, tucks
at the heart strings, dancing in the ceiling. Yeah, there
you go.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
If you like Sunday Moon would be a good one.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, I wanna.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
I want to play something. I want to I'm gonna occasionally,
I'm gonna drop his little men's moments. I want to
play this clip here, and this is for everybody, so
you guys can listen and join it. And I just
wanna just just just give feedback as you hear it.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
What the goes on in men's brains?

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Logic gogurt right now? For some reason, that second one
is different for every man. It's just a random thought.
Oh and how the Holy Roman Empire fumbled the bag
so unreasonably hard?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yes, because we needed soy sauce and my husband was like, oh,
let me order some. What the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
We are two people, This is a gallon of soy sauce.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
What the fuck? Huh?

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to show me on this
doll here where he didn't get you the soy sauce?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh was it dull? Invisible?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
So is your issue?

Speaker 8 (25:32):
And I did read through the comments.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
That's malicious compliance, No, it's not.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
He just future proof the soy sauce issue. It's gonna
go bad. Soy sauce doesn't go bad. Just shake it,
it'll be fine. Also, if you put it in the fridge,
you're a psychopath. It says, refrigerate after use.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
People also say don't eat raw cook you though, And
that's just people trying to fuck with your life. I
swear y'all will do anything to say thank you. That
man right there is part of the Great Fellas Club.
Girly hold on to him mertzing some biogey.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
What I need to know?

Speaker 7 (25:58):
What the fuck goes on?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well, that guy he's actually he's actually really really really
really funny. Yeah, I need I totally closed that before
I read his name off. But anyway, your your your
your your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
On that, go ahead half itad.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
I'm totally with that guy. I mean, is she looking
for things to complain about?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
So it seems like exactly exactly I I. I couldn't
agree more. And I I love his comment that he
just future proofed the soy sauce problem. Yes, uh, it's
you're you're done. You're good for life. This ship doesn't
go bad.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yep, you're done.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I mean, it's It's why Costco exists. Right, paper towels
don't go bad, So let's buy the seventy pack. Of course,
you don't want to do it again year and a
half or two years exactly. I don't want to be
running the store every two days to buy paper towels.
You just buy the pack, figure out a spot in
your garage, and let a ride. He's on point.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm so frustrating. Bar b A R R are are
underscore none.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
He's had a few of his accounts banned, so I
think that he just keeps adding an R for the
for the newest iteration. But yeah, he's got some great
content and it's not all die centered. Although he's he's
highly logical, highly uh you know, he he'll piss off everybody,
let's put it that way. He has he has a
equal opportunity, asshole, and I love.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Him for it.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
He must be irish.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Because when you guys wake up in the in the morning, right,
I mean and and I don't want to belabor this
too long, but I'm gonna take liberties on this one.
You kind of plan out your day, right, you kind
of have an idea of Okay, this is everything I
need to get done, and in order to get there,
I kind of plan this path. You guys approached it
that way, right, of course, So why can't you make

(27:48):
regular decisions like that? It seems completely logical to me
to do with things like that.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. I mean, if you can
take care of a problem long term so that you
don't have to think about it again next week, do it,
because trust me, next week there'll be enough to think about.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
What do you uh? What are you gonna say to
Tracy Chapman if you see her?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I don't think I will. Although when when Fuel and
Lit were here, they walked right past my table. Fuel
did Fuel?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, that would have been fun. Lit would have been
fun to watch. Yeah, fueluld have been fun to watch
for me. But I mean it was it was lit.
Lit was lit before Lit was lit.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
I don't know what I was saying. Okay, what's up?
What do you say to her? I'm not a fan.
I wouldn't say that to her. I'll keep that to myself.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I actually dig a little bit of her stuff. Tabby
thought thought she was a guy, which I mean, oh sorry,
it was Mike. Mike. Mike thought she was a guy.
Pardon me, see your guys your names tonight are throwing
me off, and I okay, I needed I'll do better.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Sorry, Hey, I think I oh sorry, I just wanted
to say. I mean, I think like her social activism aside,
just like as a pure musician, like I love a
lot of her ship. I really I get down to
Tracy Chapman, I wouldn't get into any politics. I might
just say, like, hey, Tracy, I'd like to show you

(29:36):
my new fast car, and then just walk away, just
like walk away from her, like just drop one on
her and just just mike drop. I'm out she has
a fast car.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I don't you just like only take slow cards? After
that song, I.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Don't think, yeah, I don't. I don't think she's a
fast car driver. I just think she had an amazing song.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
The boss looks pretty fast, does it. Yeah, I'll post
a picture in the whiskey.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Chet awesome look at us name dropping, you know, and
leave it to half a like we've never had one, like,
not even a brush with with a celebrity other than
you know, having Aaron on the show every week. I
guess he's our local celebrity. No offense Aaron, but we're

(30:26):
just gonna yeah right, but but this is the closest
we've ever come to a celebrity here on the show,
and so why not you know, post it for posterity.
That's great, that's great, Halfe, thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's kind of cool that they actually have so they've
got the bus, but they also had the travel trailer
with it. I mean that's kind of.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
It's pretty big. I can probably live in.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
But it kind of it's kind of raw though, too.
I mean that's I mean, I'm not you know, I'm
not gonna say one of our punk bands would have
been rocking a bus like that, but there are a
lot of them were pulling trailers.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah, huhm, for sure. Hey, I got a I got
a little trivia question for you guys.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
So a friend of mine another casino told me this,
and it might be an obvious answer, I don't know.
It took me by surprise a little bit. What's the one?
So where casinos are there's so many jobs. There's obviously dealers,
there's you know, the pit bosses, there's housekeeping, there's some food.
There's all these fucking different jobs. What's the one job

(31:31):
that once you take it, you can't work any of
the other jobs that you can't transfer out of that
into some other job in the casino.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Or or.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh weird. So once you go there, you're done.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yep. Every other job like like the like the waitresses,
they want to become dealers and stuff like that. You're close.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, I was. I was gonna say, like and security,
but like specifically one of the camera guys that they
they're they're they're the ones that see everything that goes.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
On there exactly.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, surveillance because they they.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Know all the back doors, all the blind spots.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
All the places yep, all the blind spots, the places
you could hide, yep, yep, I could see that.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
He said his buddy was some kind of a cleaning
crew or something like that. They went up there and
they turned all the monitors off while they were in there.
Oh wow, yep, like, nope, we're not leaving anything.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Nope. No. Well, I mean that's that's how Ocean's eleven
did it, right. They tapped into the uh. I mean
that's how they all all the security are smart. They
tap into the security fees and then you then you
own the building.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, yeah, oh, guess what I watched today for the
first time in a while. Major league phenomenal, phenomenal, so good.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Such a great movie, so well done.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I don't want to say the peak, but definitely one
of the highlights for Charlie Sheen. Yeah, and and Wesley Snipes.
I mean, let's not forget he was in that and uh,
what's his name? Not Burnson, but the Catcher.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Got his name, Oh, Jake Taylor. Uh what's his name?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Corbyn? Burnson wasn't and he was the third baseman, but yeah,
he was third baseman, but he went on to be Sniper.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, exactly. It was all downhill from there. Yep.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
So I like, how we're just forgetting the lead. Tom Behringer,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
He passed away, Yeah, I think a few years ago.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
The one line I remember from Sniper is when they're
in the water and they're gonna like wait there in
the lake, and he's like tell him, telling the new guy,
he just don't fiss while you're in here, because the
bugs will swim up through your dick tonight.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, yep, that's the truth.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
That's uh, that's actually a really good I don't know,
I was gonna track most something witty there and just
just wasn't there anything.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
Well.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I mean, you know the line that you can say
and everybody knows what the movie you're talking about is
like hey JOBU, or hey bartender, Joe Bu needs a
refill and then he gets hit in the back of
the head with the bat or you know, fuck you Jobu.
I do it myself. I say that honestly, dude. I'm
not even lying. I say that to myself once a week,

(34:46):
like when things just aren't going my way, I'm like,
fuck you Jobu, I'll do it myself. I it just
comes out.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
He's still alive.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
He's still live.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, he's still live. Ki living in chicag He's up
and there Aaron Aaron's Neck of the Woods.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
He was a manager, and the manager died lou Blue Brown.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh yeah, hold on, I got another guy online too,
about some white I'll call you.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Back Corbyn Bearnson's contract. Yeah, yeah, fantastic, Yeah, fantastic movie.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Fantastic restaurant scene and drag him aside and kicked the
ship out of him.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, look at this fucking guy. So many good one there.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I absorbed all of them today.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Great movie.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Alright, I gotta go. All right, we'll talk to you
seeing a bit word. Hey, let's uh, let's let's let's
go back to the w real quick. This is something
Lisa dropped in the chat.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
So one is that people eat too much meat, right,
and if they were to cut down on their consumption
on meat, then they would it would actually really help
the planet. Uh, but people are not willing to give
up me. Yeah, you know, some people will be willing to,
but other people they may be willing to, but they
sort of they have a weakness of will they say, Wow,
this steak is just too juicy.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I can't do it.

Speaker 11 (36:09):
I'm one of those, by the way, So you know.
But so here's the thought. Right, So it turns out
that we know a lot about so there we have
these intolerance too. So I, for example, I have milk intolerance,
and there are some people are intolerant to crayfish. So
possibly we can use human engineering to make it the
case that we're intolerant to certain kinds of meat, to

(36:30):
certain kinds of bovine proteins. And there's actually analogues of
this in light. There's this thing called the long star tick,
where if it bites you, you will become allergic to meat.
I can sort of describe the mechanism. So that's something
that we can do through human engineering. We can kind
of possibly address really big world problems through human engineering.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Another addressing real world problems through human engineering brought to
you by the Pfizer.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
God damn, I you know. Oh that kind of shit
just makes me blood boil. And the thing is like,
you want to say, fuck you, I'll eat steak while
I shoot you in the face. I mean, I don't
care if there's fifty cops they're gonna kill me. I'm
gonna be ripping off a mouthful of steak while I
kill you. You're going down first, and then I'll die.

(37:21):
But this is what's creepy about the WF is they
always find this insidious fucking way to do it. It's like,
I want the steak. I know it's good for me, which,
by the way, it is he's full of shit that
it's wrecking the planet. We all know that. But I
love steak. I know it's good for me. It builds muscle,
it builds brain tissue, it builds spinal fluid. But then

(37:44):
they put this fucking protein in you, and now you
just vomit every time you have steak. It's like what
they do to drug users, you know, giving them a
drug that every time they drink they feel really sick
and they're hung over after like two SIPs or you know,
uh not is it methadone that it's not methodone, But
there's a drug that makes you sick if you take meth.

(38:07):
It's insidious that way. And I'm not saying those are
bad drugs, because people shouldn't be taking math, but I'm
saying they could do that to make you not want beef,
or to make you not want milk, or to make
you not want cheese. Just sick fucking shit. And it's
and and the problem is it's all for an agenda.
That could be one thing. If beef is really bad
for us, right, and and it was it was killing

(38:30):
millions of people every year. It's not. It's actually keeping
people more harp alive. Yeah, yeah, and and and so
it's just it's just that insidious fucking side of it,
like they're I don't know, it's like it's like getting
your you know, your information, you know, your identity stolen,
Like what a what a chicken shit way to fuck

(38:51):
my life over, like, just beat the ship out of me, Like,
let's fight, let's square off, man a man, let's fight
it out. And if you're the better man, fine, I'm
willing to accept that. But you do some dark and
citious shit while I'm sleeping in my fucking bed and
I wake up and I don't have an identity or
my credit score just dropped to seven, like fuck you,
and there's nothing you can do about it. It's just
they're gone. You're fucked. They're gone, and your whole life

(39:15):
just changed. It's awful.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Let us not forget the Great Reset Plan which was
launched in twenty twenty and then covid happened. Eight predictions
for the world in twenty thirty, you'll own nothing and
be happy. Well, the housing crisis that we're about to
go into, let's not forget about that. Oh yeah, insect

(39:42):
based diets that's been all over the place. This is
all WF stuff. Guys. Just remember, just because Klaus is
gone doesn't mean we're out of the woods. Think critically,
act accordingly.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
All right, let's let's talk. Let's talk about the pope.
So we haven't had a pope die since we've been
on we've been doing the show, no and suddenly dropped dead.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, and the uh, the interesting stat that I posted
and and it was it was done in a meme
and and so I had to go look it up
and it's absolutely fucking right. So let's talk about the pope.
But then I'll I'll tell you about the stat that
I found. And it was like, oh, that's concerning.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Well, so, I mean there's there's not a lot to
it unless you want to. I mean, okay, he died.
He made it through Easter, he made it through all
of his you know, he he he blessed a whole
bunch of people, he met with jd. Vance that was
very important. Yeah, and then the next morning that Trump, yeah,

(40:58):
just just up and died. That That's where we're at.
You take it for what it's worth. Read into that
what you want, will.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
But yeah, and right after Easter, she just he just
made it to Easter.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
It was just just barely made it.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And I, yeah, agreed. I someone in the chat just said,
fuck that globalis piece of ship. You agreed. I'm not.
I'm not a fan of the Pope. I'm not a
fan of the Catholic Church. I just think it's odd
that he was recovering from pneumonia, I believe, and was
just starting to feel better and then he meets with
Jade Vance and Croaks you know, a day later. That's

(41:38):
it's funny. I mean, read into it what you want,
but that's funny.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Shit it and then and then the things that's set
up right because today and we'll get into the possible
next in line today for his funeral service US which
all the world leaders came to.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah, and this is this is kind of the more team.
This is the public facing. But there was a procession, Yeah,
as they walked him out of the Vatican in his
in his oh yeah, and did you see the guards
outside of the the Vatican and what they were holding?
Those fucking guns.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Like drones, canons or whatever.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
But it's that thing. Yeah, I don't. People were speculating
all I mean every everything from it's a it's a
rail gun you know and shoots metal projectiles all the
way to like it's an e MP so you can
shoot down drones. I I don't know, I'm I'm not
I'm not familiar with what kind of weapon that was.
It definitely looked not of this world, very futuristic. Hey

(42:49):
there's mini me. I don't know, really weird stuff. And
I I think, I think if we were to go
back and look at you know, past you know, important
dignitary burials, there's always some weird shit that's going on.
You know, it doesn't matter if it's a pope or
a president or you know, a prime minister. There's always
some weird symbology because it always takes place in a church, right,

(43:11):
I mean, it's always so you're it's you're surrounded by
symbology and oddities. But I don't know, this one just
seemed particularly like a little bit comic bookish, like everybody's
a caricature, you know, just weird.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Is there any irony to Conclave coming out last year?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
You know, I there's been a lot of conjecture online
about that too. I don't know. Maybe yeah, I mean
maybe I think that's the best answer right now. You know,
it's kind of one of those things where they always
have to show you what they're gonna do before they
do it, and so they often use you know, Hollywood
or you know, television shows to kind of show you

(43:54):
what's coming. Because that's the pack they made with the
Devil or Satan or whatever whatever you believe, but they
have to show you first, and so they do it
through entertainment and we go, oh, that's so cool. And
then you know, two to ten years later it actually
happens and we're like, oh, okay, we were ready for that.

(44:14):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Maybe the interesting thing for me it was I went
through and this was an ABC seven eyewitness news and
this was out of I'm not sure where they picked
it up from, but they're out of Illinois or Chicago. Sorry,
it's an AP story. When you were going through the
possible candidates, which we've got a Calci update before we

(44:38):
go too far. H It's it's it's it's positioned like
the government. It's it's his own government. And all these
guys who are in line to be the next pope
have basically a governmental role in the Vatican. It's not
like we just go out and pick Hey, we're gonna
go out and pick the the you know, the the

(45:00):
absolute best possible pope from all over the world. It's
everybody who's already in the system, already in the Vatican,
already has a specific role. I mean, there's one guy
in here who's who handles the finances. Let's see here,
let's see. Let's see Mark seventy one. This is Cardinal

(45:21):
Reinhardt Marx, Mark seventy one, the Archbishop of Munich and Freezing,
was chosen by Francis as a key advisor. In twenty thirteen.
Marx later was named the head of Council overseeing Vatican finances.
Cardinal Mark Ulett Ulett eighty of Canada led the Vatican's
influential Bishop's Office over a decade, overseeing the key clearing

(45:44):
house for potential candidates to head dioceses around the world.
These are all guys who are part of the system.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, they have to be bishops, I think, to
be even nominated, right, So yeah, I mean you're pretty
much indoctrinated at that point.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be interesting. There is
one cardinal, Cardinal Robert Sarah or Sarah uh Sarah seventy
nine of Guinea, the retired head of the Vatican's Liturgy Office,
was long considered the best hope for an African pope.
Beloved by conservatives, Sarah would signal a return to the

(46:26):
doctrine and lit liturgical liturgical we can't talk tonight. Minded
papacies of John Paul the second in benedict'll be interesting
to see. I'm interested to see if if they if
it does go conservative and we get away from the
woke bullshit that the Vatican was spewing. Because the rest

(46:50):
of the world's kind of going in that direction, right,
We've everything's kind of pivoted in most places to more
of a conservative look, unless you're in the UK. But
it'll be interesting to see what and see what happens
with this.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Yeah, I do think it's interesting. I don't. I don't. Well,
it's the look the Catholic Church doesn't have as much
relevance to you know, world politics, world culture as it
used to, right it used to. I mean again, you know,
talking about like what Jake Barr said, like I think

(47:25):
about the Roman Empire often all the time. I'm not
going to say daily, but sometimes it's more than once
a day. And how much they they drop the ball?
But really did they There's a lot of that conspiracy theory,
whatever you want to call it, but there's a lot
of conjecture out there that they just said, Okay, we
don't want to be a giant military, We're just going

(47:47):
to consolidate all of our power into the church because
it's easier that way, it's cheaper. And if we if we,
you know, can control the hearts of people, then we
don't have to kill them, and we can make money
off of them and basically treat them like you know, cattle.
And there's an argument to be made that that's exactly
what happened. So I don't I don't know if they
dropped the ball necessarily. I think they just shifted their

(48:08):
focus and and we're all, you know, we've been reeling
from that ever since. But that doesn't mean that today
the Catholic Church is insignificant. It just means they've lost
their some of their influence. And I I think if
they did go back to a more conservative and I
hate to say it, but a more pro life stance,

(48:30):
I think they would gain back a lot of their
old flock that have that have fled the church. You know,
they've weathered the the whole child abuse scandal and and
now they've they've corrected course on that. Supposedly we'll see
and and so I think some of the people that
left the flock might come back if they sort of

(48:53):
took a step to the right and said, Okay, we're
done with the woke stuff and supporting all of the
the woke agenda, and we're going to go back to
some of our roots. I don't know. It would be
interesting to see what would happen in the next decade
if of a very conservative pope was chosen. But it'll
say a lot because if they choose another woke guy,

(49:13):
another globalist, another you know, the whole world is our
is our stage. Fuck. I don't think the Catholic Church
survives that. I really don't because because the people who
still go to Catholic Church are in their seventies and
eighties right now, Like it's a it's a dying cause, brother,

(49:34):
So they need to they need to change course here
pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I think. Don't they have to do that to keep
up with Islam? Because Islam seems like it's bigger than
ever I have getting to these stats.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
But I mean that's that's like the thing I agree
with you and getting more and more conservative, right, I mean,
they they're going to complete opposite. So yeah, I yeah,
that's a great point. I think they do need to
kind of keep up the joneses here.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Something else that came up this week, and I don't
think we really have any idea how to approach it yet.
Is this India versus Pakistan. Yeah, fight that's breaking out.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
This got out of hand quick, dude. Like in the
last forty eight hours, shit went from all right, there
was kind of a terrorist attack in New Delhi to
all right, we're cutting off your water supply. So now
shells are being lobbed across the border, and now we're
going to flood you with all that water that we
were holding back from the dam. I mean, like people

(50:42):
are legit dying who weren't dying forty eight hours ago.
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
So all this popped off after April twenty second, A
gunman attacks and tourists in the Bear Sassarian Valley near Pelagam.
And let's a tourists and Indian administered Jamu and Kashmir.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I thought for some reason, I thought it was in
New Delhi.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
But yeah, yeah, so basically, and and they're they're incredibly
vautile anyway. They don't like each other, they can outstand
each other. India's backed by the United States, Pakistan's backed
by China. You've got that angle. That's curious. Modi, the
PM of India, was just over here. I think what

(51:30):
last week, week at week before then and kissing the
ring and now all of a sudden this breaks out.
So we always talk about the timing the looks of things, right,
and this is definitely something that's popping off at a
very very strange time, especially when you take into account
we still have what's going on in Ukraine, we still
have what's going on in Iran and UH and and

(51:53):
uh Israel and Gaza. But now we've got this popping off,
which this is too nuclear heavyweights that can if they
wanted to, they can annihilate fifty million people overnight.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Yeah, I mean that's yeah, that's a fact. I So
I listened to the entirety of lex Friedman had Prime
Minister Mody on his show, and it was through a translator,
but I got to believe that the translator was factual

(52:31):
and being honest in the translation. But they had a
three hour, three three and a half hour conversation, and
Mody just seems like the most of all the democratic
and I put that in air quotes, but of all
the democratic cultures, societies countries around the world, Mody seems

(52:55):
to be the most grounded, right, He's he's the least
influenced by money. He came from like literally, you know,
dirt floors, walking through other people's feces, kind of background
to being the leader of the largest democracy on the planet.
He's a practicing Hindu. He does he does, you know,

(53:17):
he fasts. He's very health conscious, he's very spiritually conscious.
There's there was a lot of amazing things that came
out of the interview, and I really I it's one
that I want to listen to again because he was
very introspective, very very spiritual, and a lot of what
he said seemed to be like, hey, it doesn't matter,

(53:40):
My life doesn't matter now. What matters is what happens
in thirty years for my children and my grandchildren. Like
that whole interview was future minded, right, which which inspired me.
It was great. And then there's this now where hey,
you you killed a few of art citizens, and now
we're going to cut off the water supply to you,
and then we're gonna flood you with that same water

(54:02):
supply because fuck you. And now we're gonna start lobbing
shells across the border and killing your people because we
have a military too. It's very hard to reconcile. And
I know, being a world leader is I get it,
Like I don't wear that those bigger pants. Fine, but

(54:23):
practice what you preach. Man. If you're the spiritual guru
and you're wanting to build a future for your children,
that should not and does not include annihilating another country.
And I know we're just at the skirmish stage, but
as you pointed out McShane, we're in a really delicate
stage of world peace right now. You know, you mentioned it, Ukraine, Russia, China, Taiwan.

(54:50):
There's a lot of lines being drawn in a lot
of different beaches of sand here. And I didn't see
this coming. This is not where I thought World War
three would start. But like, there's an active military presence
going on on the India Pakistan border and it could
easily flare up. It's it's it's crazy. I just I

(55:12):
don't know how you talk peace. You talk future and
a future of peace and and then but but these
are your actions, Like words are just fucking words these days,
they don't they're meaningless. Show me through your actions.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Well once it makes you wonder if it's a false flag.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Too, Well, okay, and Pakistan.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Pakistan's filthy, so sure, I mean it wouldn't that wouldn't
surprise me if something like that took place just to
kind of stir things up. I don't know. I don't
think we're going to World War three. I think this
is a dust up. They haven't had a dust up
in a long time. It's a significant one, don't get

(55:53):
me wrong, but this is I think these aren't. These
also the same guys that had a border dispute and
they decided, well, we're just going to go and out
some sticks, beat the ship out of each other and
then call it.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yeah they yeah, they that's right, rocks. And then they
had stick fights.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah yeah, they dropped their guns, did this, did this
jets and sharks bullshit, and then got it out of
their system and went back to you know, protect your water.
You guys, stay over there. We'll stay over here, and
it's good.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Did you just quote West Side Story?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
I think I did. I think that's that's that's the
diplomacy west Side Stories.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
No. I didn't see that coming, dude. So this episode's epic, right.
We we've had a flugelhorn, we had a West Side
Story reference.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
But it's the end of the first beer fits that
was your first one.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Good?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
You know, I I would equatee this. It's it's a
little less flavor than Little Something by Lag, a little
less complexity, but it's in that sort of same vein
of IPA, which is again, like you mentioned earlier, a

(57:10):
summer drinker, very refreshing, doesn't leave a shitty taste in
your mouth like you could. You could have this beer
and not still taste it in forty five minutes, you know,
really finishes clean, gets you a little bit of a
buzz enough that you like, Okay, I had it. That
was a good beer. But but you're also can go

(57:31):
drive home now you're not fucked up, So I mean
I all in all. You know, we don't give beers
ratings like this generally, but I would say this is
like a bee, you know, it's not an A or
an A plus where you're just like, holy shit, I
can't wait to have this again, but also like a
solid passing grade man like you put in the work.
It's a good beer. Would I would have this again?

(57:54):
It's a good beer. How about your apricot sniffed.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Really easy, really easy? I you know what at the
beginning of the show. I had a a decision to make,
and I almost went with a barley wine and then
going and then the second beer is going to be
an Imperial stout, and I chose to go with the
Apricot bomb, the peach apricot fruit bomb, thinking that, you

(58:23):
know what, I'm gonna be smart. I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna pace myself. I'm gonna challenge myself like a
little different. Yeah, yep, yep, I should have. I should
have just dropped the fucking hammer. I should have done it.
But that's okay, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Hey, that's why you don't bring a knife to a
sword fight.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
That's true, and all right, yes hefe by sword, I
mean Dix.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
All right, peer two coming up, all right, let's get
after beer too. I uh, I went the Imperial stout fits.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
I had to.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
I mean, good for you because I heard that and
I decided I had to match it. So I'm glad
you went heavy, because I'm definitely rolling heavy too.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Good. Well, I went downstairs. What what the deciding factor
was tonight? Just because of the way today's been, it
was gonna be the highest AVV was gonna win. I'm
happy with all the beers that I had down there,
but we're gonna go with the HEAVIESTBV par as possible.
So yeah, that's that's what I did here, But it did.
It is nice though, because this is the I don't

(59:48):
know if I don't want to call it the brother
or the sister of the beer that I had last week.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Okay, this is fun.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Yeah, this is false hopes, dead weight imperial stout and
coconut chocolate and despair is uh in the can. Our
aim is to bring you some respite from the dystopian
nightmare that is our world's overworked, underpaid, and bound by

(01:00:14):
a lifestyle that their lifestyle they're forcing upon you is
no way to live. Rebel against your corporate overlords by
enjoying yourself, expressing yourself, and rejecting societies sickening normalcies they're
selling false hope. Don't buy it. These guys are intense

(01:00:36):
as fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah, that's that's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
All right. Okay, right out of the gate, heavy lactose,
smell to it. Coconut sugar pours black like my heart
is tonight. This is fantastic. Hmmm, smells a little dry
now in there, good thick head. Oh whoa, that's aggravated

(01:01:18):
as salt my can. Holy shit, there's a lot going
on there, tons of chocolate, tons of malt. Oh that's
a hard I mean it's good. I like it, and

(01:01:41):
it's it's mouth watering. It is it is aggravated a
salt in my can. That's the best I can come
up with. Oh, that's I haven't tasted something like that
in a long long time. I couldn't tell you the
last time I had something like that. Actually, that's a

(01:02:04):
crazy fucking beer. And the coconut is not. The coconut
actually makes it a little more bitter. Uh, it's not,
it's not. There isn't a lot of coconut to it.
It's mostly chocolate malt, and it's not super boozy, but
the booze drops in at the end and it burns
your throat going down. That's that's the beer I needed tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I mean, you know, isn't it. I'd like to
know the chemistry of and I I wish I would
have paid attention more in Missus Pritchett's chemistry class. Miss Pritchett,
if you're out there and you're listening, to this absolute
train wreck of a podcast. Thank you for being fucking awesome.
You really you you gave me and half the space

(01:02:51):
to just fuck off because you saw something in us,
and and we did. We did great in that class,
and we took we took I think we took astronomy
from her too. But I wish I had to pay
attention more because a she was a fucking genius, Like
she knew her shit. And I feel like she was
dumbing down most of the classes because of the product

(01:03:12):
she was getting. It's like, hey, I can't go full
full on you know, chemo here because these guys aren't
going to get it. But she knew her shit, and
and I wish I had have paid attention more. And
so here's what I'm getting at the chemistry process or
the chemical process that goes into I'm going to combine
these three products. But if I change this one ingredient

(01:03:36):
a little bit, a little bit less of this one,
a little bit more of that one, all of a sudden,
you don't get any of either of those. Or or
by adding cinnamon into something, all of a sudden, you
get all the coconut. Like So to your point, they say,
there's coconut in that beer. And this has happened to
me before because they say there's coconut in there, but

(01:03:57):
you don't get it hardly, any of it, Like where
where's the coconut? Like who who stole the coconut? That one?
It was it was a few months back, but I
had like a pineapple ipa. They said that, you know,
strong notes of pineapple in there, and all I got
was like like a dry fuck of the throat, like

(01:04:21):
there was no pineapple in it. Pineapple supposed to be
sweet and luscious and wet, and it was. It was
just this bitter mouthfuck that I just no one enjoyed, nobody.
So it's like, where did they go wrong? I'm sure
there's pineapple in it, or otherwise they wouldn't have said anything,
but where'd it go? And I just I think that's

(01:04:41):
the balance that that brewers are trying to walk, that
that line of of like I'm going to add these
ingredients because they sound great, but also they need to
come through in the flavor, and I think sometimes brewers
miss the mark. Not that that's a bad beer. I'm
just saying, don't put token on the on the fucking
can if it's not if I'm not going to taste

(01:05:03):
it like, uh, you know, I I you don't put
battery flavor in there, and yet I'm tasting it like so,
I don't know. Maybe is that a Is that like
insincere marketing? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Well, I don't think you can't. Well, your palette and
my palette might be different, so I might taste it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Well that's not that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
But I'm with you though. Don't don't tell me something's
going to be in there if it's not going to
be in there. Kind of like the first beer. I mean, yeah,
there is some peach and there's some apricot, but it
wasn't and it's they call it a sour, but it
wasn't a sour. It was more of a seltzer. And
yeah there's some peach and apricot that they waved over it.
That was pretty much. Yes, I'm with you on it.
I mean, I expect the type of beer what but

(01:05:50):
for those ones that we don't get what we expect,
we never go back to again.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Well that's true, right, I mean I guess that's the
that's the free market, right, I mean, are gonna drink
what they like and and if it's really what it
says on the bottle, people are gonna come back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Yeah, exactly, all right, what what's what's your what's your
beast over there?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Well, I, you know, at the at the risk of
sounding repetitive, I have another Ale song this week. I
think I've done maybe three of the last four weeks
I've had an Ale song beer. But but that's because
they are fucking hitting on all cylinders right now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
They are.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
They are incorporating uh, you know, winery barrels into their beers.
They are incorporating whiskey barrels into their beers. They're doing stouts,
they're doing strong ales, they're doing barley wines, they're doing browns,
they're doing I p as. They're just they're doing uh,

(01:06:52):
tequila barrels. You know, they're barreling their beer in tequila barrels.
They're they're just they're out there and and and and
and I appreciate it. And they're not cheap, but they're
worth it because they're fucking doing it right. So I
did another Ale song. It full full of like transparency here.

(01:07:14):
I already had this beer last week. Last Friday night,
I bought a bottle of this. It was fucking amazing,
and I said to myself, this has to be on
the show. So I went back and bought three more bottles. WHOA,
all right, yeah, so this one's called cinnamon Roll. Cinnamon Roll, Maestro,

(01:07:37):
this is a barley wine aged in whiskey barrels with
cinnamon and vanilla. Okay, so literally you're talking about a
beer adding two new ingredients and throwing it back in
a whiskey barrel and letting it age for a year,
and holy shit, it is It is a fucking cinnamon

(01:07:57):
roll in a glass that it also boasts a thirteen
percent abb So it's this is a We've had some
dangerous beers on this show where you know, yeah, you
know it's it's a it's a ten percent, twelve percenter
and you're like, whoa, I didn't even realize that had
alcohol in it. This one, you know what you're getting

(01:08:19):
and you want more it. This is a this is
a bdsm Thank you, ma'am. May I have another beer?
She just smacked your balls as hard as she could
and you liked it. It's every bit of the thirteen percent,
but it's also sweet. It's also savory. I swear to god,
you can taste butter in this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
That's me the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
The notes are high cinnamon, a little bit of booze,
and then that bready kind of cinnamon roll, fresh baked
cinnamon roll flavor you get out of the oven. So
I'm not trying to oversell this, Believe me. I know
some people's mouths are watering right now. My mouth is
watering too. It's so good it is. This it's just

(01:09:03):
worthy of having on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
And it's fucking gorgeous. I mean, if it's anything like
what the picture that we're seeing, you guys can go
to Alsongbrewing dot Com to go and look at it.
It's in there. This is their their one offs. Basically,
it's their spirits barrel aged beers section of their beer library.
I love that they've got a beer library. These guys
know what they're doing. Oh God, it looks like, well,

(01:09:29):
it looks it looks like honey that it is this
beautiful honeycolor. Just go walk us through it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Oh dude, So again, cinnamon notes on the nose, booze
on the nose. I'm gonna take a step here. Oh
whatever the hell vanilla they're using in there. You know beers.
There's a thousand beers out there that say there's vanilla

(01:10:01):
in it and you just don't taste it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
This is so.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Potent, the vanilla coming through. It's like it's the icing
on the fucking cinnamon all man. It's it's sweet, it's
it's wonderful. It's also really complex. So there's some layers.
Like I said, you got the bread, the cinnamon, the vanilla.
I swear I'm tasting butter. And then the booze actually

(01:10:26):
enhances it all. It like opens it up into your
nose like we were talking about earlier, and just lets
you get the full experience on every sip. I just
I and yes I. The chat is like, oh, fits
has given us a chubby dude. You should see how
fucking hard I am right now. It's this beer is
I'm full midnight all the way. It's uh, this this beer,

(01:10:51):
Like I said, as soon as I tasted it last week,
I'm like, oh shit, I gotta have this on the show.
It's so show worthy and if you can get it
in your ear it's you will not be disappointed. I
I'm not sure how my local store here gets it
for so cheap, because I think it retails for like
twenty two or twenty three, and they consistently sell it

(01:11:13):
week after week for seventeen and so, like I said,
I bought four bottles total. I just I couldn't, couldn't not.
It's too good. I'm not calling sex beer on this either,
and you know why because this isn't sex in a glass.
This is a this is dessert. This is dessert. This

(01:11:33):
is after sex, cinnamon roll. You've just copulated your You've
got the endorphins going through your body, and you just
want to you want your body to be nourished.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
This is what you go to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
It's it's fucking tremendous.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
So I didn't I didn't realize the l Song is
in Eugene.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Yeah, they are a homegrown and they are doing it right.
They are just they are hitting home runs every time,
just aces and it's a beautiful setting. We need to
go out there next time you're here, we need to
go out there. And it's a beautiful setting, really small
and intimate, Like you wouldn't think these guys are putting
out fucking aces like this, but it's. Yeah, it's a

(01:12:13):
cool place.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Nice, nice, you know what. They've got a they've got
a video that goes here along with that one. Do
you want to play it? Should you play it? Let's
play it. We haven't done with these long times.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:12:27):
Heyl song fans Matt here. You know, wintertime in the
Pacific Northwest is rough. It's cold, it's rainy, and sometimes
it even snows. It's hard to get out of bed
in the morning. Typically what I do is walk down
the stairs, get that pot of coffee going, and suddenly
I'll smell the warm, spicy notes of cinnamon, sweet vanilla frosting,
and I remember I have a bottle of cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Roll, Maestro. Yeah, cinnamon roll Maestro.

Speaker 12 (01:12:51):
This is the new variant of maestro or English style
barley wire, made with some wonderful English malts and caramel
notes that remind you of a sweet bowl of oatmeal.
We aged it in Westward whiskey barrels for about a year,
and then we added spicy cinnamon and sweet vanilla whole
bean vanilla, and it evookes the wonderful morning flavors of

(01:13:15):
the cinnamon roll goes great with a cup of coffee
by itself.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Who says beers not for breakfast? Cinnamon roll Maestro cheers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
That's good, fun fun.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
You know what next weekend? Fuck it, I'm having this
for breakfast. Who why not?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
So good, so good. All right, we'll get good call
on that. And that uh Maestro is actually a flagship
for them, So it's nice that they're it's cool they're
they're they're jacking around with it a little bit. I'll
just see if I can get that out here. Yeah.

(01:13:57):
We actually get a lot of l songs, so I'll
be curious.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Okay, And if you can't, let me know, because it's
worth it's worthshipping, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
I will check it out. Yeah, all right, Fitz, Well,
we haven't done a ton of discussion on climate change
in a while because it hasn't been cool since Trump
went in.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Yeah right, I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Think it's time to discuss dimming the sun.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Ah fuck, here we go. Of course, you bring this
up after I'm drinking the thirteen percenter. I promise I'm
not gonna go on ad nauseum like I have before.
It's not worth it. You've all heard me, And if
you haven't, go back and listened to some of our
previous shows, because you all get it. But what the
fuck this is the worst fucking idea ever. Go ahead,

(01:14:52):
go ahead, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
We'll just gonna we're just gonna keep it really easy
here with at the urging of Bill Gates, because as
a lot of this is started with his jackassery, the
UK wants to go ahead and start dimming the sun.
So they're gonna go ahead and throw up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
While you find that. I just want to So, we
got this poor girl. And I don't know if we're
gonna talk about this later or not. We might get
to it might not. But we got this poor girl
who was on Epstein's list. She's been a huge advocate
for herself and for other victims, very outspoken. Uh and
and and she just died this week and they tried

(01:15:34):
to hitting her with a bus. I'm just gonna say
it the way it fucking is. They hit her with
the bus, she didn't die. So then she died in
a in a in a suicide. Uh So okay, whatever,
so we have we have this happening. She's gone, this
beautiful soul who was corrupted, and Bill Gates still gets

(01:15:57):
to suck air. What the fuck? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Go ahead, Well it's it's accurate, though, I'm sure it
was just a coincidence. I'm sure it was just a
coincidence that Virginia Guffrey just committed suicide. I'm sure has
nothing to do with the Epstein list. I'm sure she was.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Yes, did you see me call?

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
All right? All right, getting back to the solar at geoengineering,
all right, Harvard Geoengineering Research program planned to release small
amounts of calcium carbonate via a high altitude balloon to
study atmospheric effects. A twenty twenty one test in Sweden

(01:16:50):
was canceled due to opposition from indigenous groups and environmentalists.
The UK is now totally on board. They're actually going
to try and do experiments to cut sunlight. This is
the same area that hack down trees have been culling

(01:17:12):
cow farms. Pretty much done everything they could possibly do,
taking over farms, put in solar sites, everything that they
can possibly do. Is completely against the environment. These guys
are absolutely fucked and now they want to be the
ones that are going to go ahead and dim the sun,
which is astonishing to me that you'd want to do

(01:17:33):
that after you just you're putting in so much reliance
on solar and getting red of farms. Yeah, Bill Gates
is all up in there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Yeah, and I mean, which which immediately tells you it's
it's it's not going to end well, right, He's he's
not a genius. I mean, I think everyone listening to
this show knows that he's he's not a genius. He's
not smart. He's a fucking thief. He's a he's a
tiny little rat who stole some shit from an actual
genius and then claimed it as his own. But regardless,

(01:18:07):
you know, the problem is the UK is going to
go ahead with this. Okay, if you want to, if
you want to do some sort of chemical or biological
experiment on your people and it stays within your borders,
I'm all about it, Like, go for it. Fuck it

(01:18:27):
kill your whole population.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
What do we care?

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Right, you invent the plague, it wipes out ninety eight
percent of your people but doesn't spread past your borders. Fine,
what the fuck do we That's extra land for us.
But the problem with something like this is, and with
other you know, initiatives that countries have, whether it's biological

(01:18:50):
or you know, ecological or geoengineering like this one, is
is that if if the UK starts putting this crap
in the atmosphere, and starts to reflecting sunlight. Hey, dickheads,
the atmosphere spreads that shit everywhere. You're not just cooling
your country because it's quote unquote too hot. You're fundamentally

(01:19:15):
changing the static, well not static, the fluctuating, not static
systems that are around this world that keep things regulated.
And you're adding a new element to everything. And here's
the deal. And I had never thought about it this way.

(01:19:36):
It just kind of came out in a post that
I did earlier this week. But back to the matter,
is this planet has several, I'm gonna say tens, maybe
even near one hundred, different ways that it can cool itself.
Whether it's through you know, when glaciers melt and they

(01:19:58):
cool the oceans, to ocean currents completely reversing and bringing
up cold water from the deep. There are literally hundreds
of ways that the Earth cools itself. There is one
way it heats itself one and that's from the Sun.
And that's the one thing that the UK wants to

(01:20:19):
block out. They want to eliminate is we're gonna reflect
more sunlight. We're gonna we're gonna make sure the sun
doesn't warm us anymore. That's the only way, we have
to warm ourselves. And by the way, we're coming out
of an ice age. Where're still coming out of the
little ice age from the sixteen seventeen hundreds. So you
know this kind of stuff. I see it and I

(01:20:41):
just I at this point, I just shake my head.
I mean, this is why I drink, right, because because
someone somewhere is funding this, someone somewhere is supporting it,
and the rest of us have we're gonna have to
deal with the consequences of it. It's it's it's like
releasing smallpox into a you know, an indigenous population. It

(01:21:02):
just it's not going to end well. And they didn't
they didn't vote for it, they didn't want it, but
they're all dead from it. And this is exactly on
par with that. It's it's absurd, and uh, here we go.
I mean, let's see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
I guess it's bioterrorism. Why why is this not being
treated like bioterrorism?

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
I can't I can't understand that. Now I want to
I want to introduce that we've got a new We've
got a new a new agency for you guys to
keep an eye on.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
This is Aria A. R. I A Advanced Research and
Invention Agency. This is the UK's version of DARPA. They're
funding this fifty million sixty sorry, fifty million pounds sixty
six point five million dollars from the UK government for
small scale outdoor experiments, including SAI and MCB, announced in

(01:21:57):
twenty twenty five, led by Professor Mark Time. Trials will
involve aerosols or cloud brightening with strict safety protocols, non
toxic substances. All right, sure, reversible experiments, Yeah, because they're reversible.
We've how many movies have we've seen? We called we
called like three different movies off there was like Highlander three,

(01:22:17):
the second Matrix and all of the terminators.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Are about this, yeah, exactly, exactly, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
And so we've got projects there. They're gonna be detailing
more projects in the weeks to come. We've we've got
to keep Maria on our on our our list of
stuff to watch period. It's like DARPA. DARPA comes up
with all these wonderful things, lots of robot dogs and
god knows what else. And I'm sure these guys are
absolutely as filthy as fuck too.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
So yeah, hey, I want I want to address something
really quick. In the chat, Uh, someone said they spent
I'm sorry, I don't know who that is. You will
eat some zombies, Is that Aaron? I don't know that.
That's okay, Lisa, all right, So Lisa Pote posted in
the chat they spent the whole eighties complaining about aerosols

(01:23:06):
and the whole no ozone layer exactly, and and we
now know and again you'll find this in scientific journals.
It's not part of the narrative, so no one else
knows this. The ozone depletion was not from your fucking hairspray.
It was literally from the hell you say right it was.

(01:23:27):
It was from our solar energy coming in the the
fi angle flipped. The radiation came in at a different
angle and it and it completely depleted the ozone. If
you go out and look right now, the ozone is
completely healed. And they want to say it's because we
you know, we we banned these Uh what were they

(01:23:50):
f fcfs or something like that. Yeah, chloral chloral carbons FCC.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Or I don't know f FC. I think it was
like FCS or something. Yeah, CFCs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Aaron's got CFCs, Yes, chloroflorocarbons yeh, that's what it was.
It had nothing to do with us, nothing, nothing. The
sheep in Scotland are not going to go blind because
the ozone layer layer healed because we the fiang go
flipped again as it does every few years, and the
ozone layer heels itself. The bigger issue that's not being discussed,

(01:24:24):
that's not being piped into the mainstream media because again
it's not something that we can control, so it's not
something that people can make money off of, is the
geomagnetic flip, which is, you know, the North pole is moving,
the South pole is moving. When they get close to
meeting somewhere in the Pacific, maybe in the Indian Ocean area.

(01:24:46):
When that happens, you know, all hell's gonna break loose
and none of this is gonna matter. It won't matter,
No geopolitical anything will matter. Shit, no experiments will matter.
It's just gonna be chaos. And so they don't want
us to know that. And that's that's the big secret
in the bag. So they're gonna blame all these changes

(01:25:07):
that are going on the planet with human costs so
they can make some money off of it and build
their own bunkers and then the rest of us are
fucked when when the magnetic field flips. That's that's my story.
I'm sticking to it. Go out and do your research
and tell me if you think differently, and if you
want to know more, dm me because I fuck. I

(01:25:27):
spend hours on this ship and it's happened before. It's
gonna happen again. We're overdue. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Does that beer have any artificial dyes in it? Like
red forty, yellow five, yellow six, blue one, blue two,
blue three or green three?

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
No? I don't believe. So No, pretty pretty simple.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Well you're okay then, and so is al Song.

Speaker 13 (01:25:51):
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food dies from the US food supply and from medications.
For the last fifty years, American children have increasingly been
living in a toxic soup of synthetic chemicals. The scientific
community has conducted a number of studies raising concerns about

(01:26:12):
the correlation between petroleum based synthetic dyes and several health
conditions such as attension, deficit, hyperactivity disorder, obesity, diabetes, insolent resistance, cancer,
genomic disruption, GI issues as I've seen in the hospital,
and allergic reactions.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
For example, this Lancet.

Speaker 13 (01:26:35):
Study conducted a randomized, double blinded, placebo controlled study on
food dies and concluded that artificial colors in the diet
quote result in increased hyperactivity. So why are we taking
a gamble?

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Why are we taking a gamble?

Speaker 12 (01:26:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
It Why did it take this fucking long?

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
I mean because people were making money off of it, period.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
It's so frustrating. It's banned everywhere else in the world. Yeah,
there's like no other place in the world that this
stuff is allowed. But we are perfectly fine poisoning the
shit out of our own population because it creates all
kinds of sickness for something to make money off of,

(01:27:27):
and it's cheaper to produce than actually coloring and actually
flavoring your food.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Well, and it goes back to my earlier comment about
just treating us like chattel. I mean, you see stuff
like this and it's like, why should I comply with? You? Know,
whatever rules you want to put on me, your taxes,
your speed limits, your vaccination mandates, your whatever. Fuck you,

(01:27:55):
you're trying to kill me. You don't care about me
or my life, or my loved one ones or their health.
In fact, you want to make us sick, so you
can make money off that too, because it's a right.
It's a double gamble. We we we made money off
the making the food that you're eating cheap. The food
that you're eating makes you sick. So then you have
to go to the pharmaceutical industry, the medical industry and

(01:28:19):
make they get to make money off you too. And
then eventually you retire because you're too old and sick,
and then and then you spend the last five to
fifteen years of your life miserable, sick, shitting out your mouth,
and then you die. What a great life, what a
great existence? Why the fuck would I follow the fucking
speed limit, you dix? All of it's a it's a

(01:28:41):
it's a way to keep us down. It's a way
to keep us docile. It's a way to keep us,
you know, saluting the man, no, sir. Yeah, like batteries,
Thank you Matrix, Yeah, thank you Matrix.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
So yeah, here's Robert Kennedy. Here's Robert Kennedy on Jesse
water Show.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
Now.

Speaker 14 (01:29:01):
Gutfeld made a point on the five today. He said,
when I was growing up, I ate fruit loops for
breakfast every day, and I turned out just fine. Now,
I would argue he turned out like a maniac. He's
hyperactive and deranged. But does he have a point? What
are these food does actually doing to kids?

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Especially?

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
Yeah, Well, if you look at the ingredients for a
for fruit loops twenty years ago, it was very, very
different than it is today. And today we use chemicals
and food loops that are banned in virtually every country
in the world. So if you buy fruit loops today
in Canada, it is made with vegetable dyes. If you
buy it here in the United States, it's made with

(01:29:44):
petroleum synthetics. And as I said in that clip, nobody
wants to eat petroleum. When we went to meet with
the food companies, I said to my staff, you know,
if they want to eat petroleum, they should put it
in their food themselves at home. They shouldn't be feeding
it to Americans who without their knowledge, without their consent.

(01:30:07):
And today we announce that we're going to get it
out of the food. So there are nine dies. Two
of them were going to ban immediately, orange bee and
red dye two. We're going to accelerate the removal of
red dye three. So we're going to bring it down
to under a year and the other six eyes within
eighteen months, we hope to get them out of all

(01:30:28):
the food. And that's just the beginning. I mean, one
of the problems is at the science about these additives
has been systematically suppressed for thirty years because the industry
has been running this agency. And we're getting rid of
all of those conflicts. We've gotten rid of most of them,
and we're going to do real science, and we're going

(01:30:49):
to do science precisely on the issues that American care
about making sure their kids are getting food that isn't poisoned.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
The food are kids today.

Speaker 7 (01:31:00):
It's not really food, it's food like substances, and some
of it was made in petroleum refineries, and we need
to give our kids real food.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Again, clearly he's a psychopath. Clearly he's out of his mind.
Fits you know, it will be well healthy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Yeah, you know what what kills me too? Is like
the primary argument again, Well, there's there's like three main ones.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
First of all, that his his it's hard to listen
to him. Which problem I'm gonna put that. I'm gonna
put that to the side. That he he used to
use math, and that he allegedly was on HG. H
you know, human human growth hormone to get like as

(01:31:52):
jacked as he is. All right, taking the first one, like,
these are people that want to want us to pretend
that they're women when they're actually men, or that they're
men when they're actually women, or that they're furries, or
when they're actually people. And but you have a problem
with his voice because he went through some throat cancer stuff,
some actual injury to his system, and now you can't

(01:32:17):
listen to him because he's somehow corrupt because of the
throat cancer. Fuck off. You know the next piece he
used meth. I'm sorry, Please raise your hand if any
of us haven't had some addiction to something at some
point in our lives, that that number is very low.

(01:32:40):
As I drink this beer, right as I, as I
have sex, as I go gamble, as I do these
things that really make me feel good and make my existence,
you know, feel worth living. And then you know the
third one being the HGH. Everybody built on the planet

(01:33:01):
has done something to enhance their performance. It's why they
ban these substances in actual competitions for sports, Olympics, NFL, MLB,
all of it. These substances are bands because they worked. Well,
if you're not in one of those professional leagues, why
wouldn't you use this shit? And you have the money
and the means to do it, and you want to

(01:33:23):
grow your body, go for it. What the fuck do
I care? It's not hurting me. And if you look jacked,
great so I you know, on a moral level, an
actual like who he is as a human, you have
zero nothing that no ground to stand on to criticize him.

(01:33:43):
And the fact is he's trying to make us healthier
as a country. As a society, Like you said, McShane,
we suck. We are the worst country as far as healthcare.
We spend the most on healthcare and we are the
worst at it. That should tell you something right there.
If we just stopped all of it tomorrow and just

(01:34:04):
let the human body be the human body. No additives
to the food, no injections when you're a baby, no
you know, medicine when you're sick. Just let your body heal.
I guarantee you in a decade we'd all feel a
million times better. And motherfuckers that way three point fifty
would weigh you know, two ten, and motherfuckers that were

(01:34:28):
one ten would weigh too. Ten we'd all even out.
The big guys would get small, the small guys would
get big, the women would all slim out, we'd all
feel better about ourselves. We'd raise healthier children. And somehow
that's evil, somehow you got to criticize that. I don't
get it. I really don't.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
I don't think anybody wants the truth is the truth. Yeah,
I can't make a lot of money off of it,
that's right, that's obviously a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
I I.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
And that's it's so hypocritical. It's so hypocritical. And and
then you've got all of these the liberals over the
last four years, which they want to make a big
deal out of RFK Junior.

Speaker 10 (01:35:22):
And oh, he's you know, you've got Yeah, you're he's
against he's anti vaxx. He's he's he's trying to he's
trying to tear he's try to tear tear him down.
I want to make sure that nobody's going to get vaccinated.
He's totally against public health.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
And they're perfectly fine with all the bullshit that came
for COVID. They're perfectly fine with only twenty five percent
of the people who died during COVID were actually that
was actually because of COVID. Three fourths of the population
that died during COVID did not have COVID. They did
not die from COVID.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
And the ones that died from COVID had what average
four comorbidities. They were overweight, they were diabetic, they had
heart problems. So did they really die from COVID or
did that just was that just the bag of chips
that broke the cart and well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
And that's my point. That's a three quarter that weren't
the twenty five percent. We're the ones that were throwing ventilators, right,
Those are the ones that we didn't follow the science.
We didn't follow the science for any of that stuff.
But we're gonna go ahead and sit here now and
we're going to complain about doing extra testing on vaccinations.
We're gonna sit here and complain about pulling out all

(01:36:31):
the dies that are choking us. It's fucking ridiculous and
it's all and honestly, it comes down to one. It's
because it's under Trump's regime, yep. And nobody likes RFK Junior.
He's a wacko, which I still haven't heard him say
anything crazy. I really haven't other. Okay, maybe there is that.

(01:36:53):
I don't know, he did something with a shark or
something like that. There's something weird there. But still when
it comes to health, I'm not saying he's back in
a thousand, but I don't have any complaints.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
It's just frustrating and from at this point, I mean
at this point in my life, and I'm just I'm
just speaking personally. You all may may agree or disagree,
that's fine, But when I see someone who's been brought
up in you know, quote unquote the system, you know,
they graduated high school at that four point oh, and

(01:37:27):
then they went to college and they graduated the four
point h kumb laudy or come in my mouth or
whatever it is, whatever it's called, and and you know
they got there. Then then they went to medical school
and another eight years and they've been indoctrinated by this system.
And then they want to say that vaccines are good.

(01:37:48):
And then there's this guy who shows up and he's like, yeah,
hold on, I had this other data.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
I fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
I took some mushrooms when I was twenty eight, and
it opened my mind and it made me start thinking.
I was in the shower and I went out to
the universe and I thought, fuck, what's in the vaccines?
Maybe I should research that? And he comes back down
to reality and he and he starts trying to tell
all of us. It's like the fucking allegory of the
Cave from fucking Plato. The guy went out of the
cave and he saw the real world, and he came

(01:38:19):
back in. He's trying to tell people there's more to
this life, and no one wants to listen. That's that's
where we're at right now. It's like people who have
seen the real are trying to come back and tell
us about the real and no one wants to hear it.
And those of us who are open to it, we
want to break the chains of bondage. And I'm not

(01:38:40):
trying to evoke the slavery argument or I'm just saying
we are all in bondage on some level and we
all need to break out of it. And the way
you do that is through knowledge and through through research,
and through you know, getting out and living life. And
so if the guy did some meth at some point,

(01:39:00):
or did shrooms or a fucking an anal plug for
two weeks, I don't care however he got there. He's
speaking facts and we need to listen, and so I don't.
It's really funny that the liberals are like, oh, everybody
deserves a place at the table, and everyone's okay, and

(01:39:20):
everyone's a human and he needed to follow these pronouns.
But oh shit, that guy did drugs. That guy did drugs,
so he's irrelevant. That guy has only been with one
woman in his whole life because he's a Christian and
he's pro life, so he's bad. That guy over there,
he's a blue collar, never went to college, fixes cars,

(01:39:42):
he's bad. I mean that they don't understand, they don't
realize that they want to say everybody's welcome at the table,
but not this group over here, at the detriment of
people who used to be at the table. I think
it's ti for we're in it like it's happening, but

(01:40:03):
it's time for a real look at who we are
as a as a as a country, as a culture,
as a society, and what we're allowing to be a
filter for who's allowed in and who isn't. So that
conversation is happening, but fuck, it's slow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Got well, and you also got to look at too,
who's controlled the message over the last two three four decades,
maybe even farther back than that. But when you have
individuals like Bill Owens sixty minutes executive producer quitting the

(01:40:45):
show because it's other, there's been a loss of journalistic
and independence. They're being sued for what ten twenty billion
dollars by Trump because they with the the video of
Kamala and wouldn't post the full video where she was

(01:41:06):
pretty much said a drunk and incoherent most of the time,
giggling randomly, couldn't put two thoughts together like she usually can't. Well,
when you have when again, going back to the whole
idea that if you're sponsoring the media, you get control
of the narrative, you get controlling the message. You get

(01:41:30):
to say that I can go ahead. My fruit loops
are absolutely perfect. They're nutritious and everybody should eat them.
Everybody should take this pill. This is the only way
to go. This is going to solve all your problems,
even though it's probably gonna make you leak out blood.

(01:41:53):
But this is what this is the kind of stuff
that's going on. This bill Owens, this guy, I don't
I'm I never wish ill on anybody. But if this
guy never works again, this guy, this fuck. These are
the kind of people that need to go away. This
is the only thing that helps CBS get back to center,
which they're never gonna do. But yeah, hefe welcome to

(01:42:19):
Welcome to the second half of the show.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
So I've been hanging on to this since I walked
out to the floor an hour and twenty minutes ago. Okay,
so it's okay. So I'm not a big Tracy Chapman fan.
I just assumed she did country a little bit because

(01:42:44):
there's a lot of country dans here. It's not Tracy,
it's not Tracy Chapman. Oh, it's Tracy Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
I wondered why you said that, because I was like,
why would country fans be there for Tracy Chapman. But
I let it go because I was like, maybe maybe
they're into fastcar.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
I don't know, I just didn't I just didn't put
it together. I knew there was a dude named Tracy
as a country singer, and I know who Tracy Chapman is,
but there just wasn't the connection there in my brain.
So I just were old with it. But yeah, so
I've been laughing to myself for the last eighty minutes.

(01:43:28):
Couldn't wait to get No.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
That actually makes more sense because I I had I
had questions and I just didn't want to bring it
up on the show. But I just know, like what
you meant by that, Like, there's a lot of country
fans here. I was like, why she's black and she
seems like, you know, like modern pop stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Yeah. The first table I went to was it was
it was Piegal and the lady asked about the concert.
I said, Oh, it's Tracy Chapman. A lot of country
fans here. It's like Trace Chaman. Oh no, she goes,
she really she's here And I said yeah, and she goes,
Oh my gosh, I'm such a big fan. I would
have I would have gone she if I knew she
was playing here. And I was like yeah, and she goes,

(01:44:14):
but there are a lot of country people here, and
I was like yeah, and she goes, she doesn't seen
country though. I was like, well hang on now, let's
hold on all my pit boss over. I was like,
who's the concert today? Is Tracy Lawrence?

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
See that very different.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
So she did a duet with somebody for Fast Car yeah,
and and and yeah, yeah there they see there. That's
that's probably why why you went there.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
Maybe. Yeah, it didn't take much. It didn't take much.
Confuse that bay, it really doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
You got a farm report tonight? What now? You got
a farm report? Arm?

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Oh, they trying to do farm reports for the show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
Yes, I got one or hispanic weather reports, one of
the two.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
Either or equal entertainment. Let's roll it all right here
we go. So you guys remember when we did the
animals and what they're called, like a group of them
are called, yes, yeah, and uh, there's fun stuff like that.

(01:45:28):
And then we did what we did the sleep habits. Well,
I got I got calls. I got some calls and
they're like, you've done that. Why have you not done
what it's called when they make like the noise what
their noises are called, the little sounds they make as animals,

(01:45:49):
That's exactly how the person put it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
You got I'm sorry. You got calls?

Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
Yeah, I did. I got emails, calls, I got people
stop me on the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:46:02):
Anyway, so we got a we got a short distinguished
list here of animals and what what sounds they make?
What those things are called Yeah, you guys want to
take guesses, feel free, let's start with uh, let's start
with a rabbit.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
That's that's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
That's called no. No, I I I know this one.
Hold on, I fucking I swear.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
It's it's like a it's hold on. It's called like
a like a fuck node or something.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
My research says squeak.

Speaker 9 (01:46:44):
So yes, same thing, same saying, thank you, Okay, next, okay,
next mosquitoes.

Speaker 3 (01:46:56):
Oh yeah, that's definitely a that's that one's definitely a
fuck note.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
This fuck note. Yeah, yeah, I have you anything stude.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Zipper blossom.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
You guys, I think if you put both years together,
it's it's right. It's a wine mosquito's mate. Oh I yeah,
all right, here's a two. Here's a fairly a fairly
easy one. Okay. Maybe elephant trumpet, Yes, yes, I got one.

(01:47:34):
Elephants make the trumpet sound.

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
Yeah. The kid that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Bats, uh, that's a uh, that's an anal squeak.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
I was gonna say, glandular flems, squander.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
Screech ah what screech oh screech okay, bulls whatever you call.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
It, what you want? Wolves howl?

Speaker 3 (01:48:08):
Uh No, they they hum. Okay, yeah, hell bellow, bellow, bellow.
So you got you got dogs that bay like like
like bagels, bagels? Uh, bloodhounds and the other dog's name,

(01:48:35):
Why am I call him a bagel?

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Bags bagel? But they don't fall down a.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
Bagel and a in a bloodhound? They bay? And so
wolves bellow Huh bulls bulls? Oh, bulls ye.

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
Wolves. I'll go back and check that makes perfect sense.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
I was talking.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
I run that back.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
We'll do a replay, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
My two favorites or the last two here, okay, uh chimpanzee.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
Oh, they cackle, they they scream, oh Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
And kangaroos.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Wait, they make a sound. I thought they just boxed silently.
I'm gonna say they they.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Boof, They poof.

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
Like like.

Speaker 4 (01:49:37):
K and.

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
O p h boof.

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Oh, thank you for spelling it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:47):
Yeah, all right, you got anything, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:49:55):
Uh kangaroos climax mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:49:59):
This sounds kind of like a bad word. I don't know,
or a disgusting word. It's a shortal.

Speaker 3 (01:50:05):
Oh yeah, that's not a bad word.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
It's at that's that's a lot every night.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
Yeah, I chortle daily.

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Yeah, that's exactly what kanar sound like?

Speaker 9 (01:50:20):
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Oh that's your that's your pharma report. This is really important.

(01:50:45):
I accidentally bought did rent any purse print and I
fucking hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
So what does the smell like? Where does it not?

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
It's not the smell, it's it's the what do you
hate about it? The anti part. It's like a coat
over my pits and I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
Oh it's like pasty.

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
Yes, like it's even hard to take off on the shot.

Speaker 2 (01:51:14):
You're good for like four then.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
Yeah, I I I have never This is a fun fact.
I've never worn any person in my life. Not once.

Speaker 4 (01:51:26):
Yeah, once.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:28):
There's so much aluminum in there, like that's cancer causing,
it's a car carcinogen. So I've always worn any anti depressant, antidepressant.
I put that panics in my pits.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
I meant to say anti perspirate and uh, and you know, deodorant,
not anti person. That's not what I meant. I don't
wear any person. I wear deodorant and and I just
you know, yeah, by the end of the day, do
you sweat a little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
And is it?

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
We're fucking human show me one person that doesn't sweat,
and I'll show you a.

Speaker 4 (01:52:13):
Freak.

Speaker 3 (01:52:14):
A freak thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
As long as you don't gonna smell gaming, you're fine.

Speaker 3 (01:52:17):
Yeah, exactly, Like, so stop stopping yourself from sweating like
that's natural.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
I will use it, but it is every like three
or four days. I just I just don't need it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:34):
Yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
Maybe I'll tell you something about the inner pistons I use,
which I use Mitcham by the way, no smell just
in gel. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Yeah, I didn't notice it at first, but there's a
there's a whole another bus and another trailer. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
Urage for Tracy Lawrence.

Speaker 4 (01:52:57):
Or Tracy Chapman. Maybe she's here too.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
You guys ever put uh do youonderant on your butthole?

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
I have not yet have a no.

Speaker 4 (01:53:15):
No no no no no.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Okay, all right, that's good. Made me either, Hey, halfe.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
We got a new sport for you to handicap.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Yeah. Los Angeles will host the world's first live sperm
race on April twenty fifth to raise awareness about male fertility.
So that was yesterday. I have not gotten the update
on this, but you can actually bet on the sperm race. Bizars,

(01:53:51):
what's it? It was April twenty fifth, so it was
actually yesterday, and I have to get I have to
find an update for this. But as bizarre as it sounds,
Los Angeles is actually hosting the world because it has
to be Los Angeles the world's first sperm race. A
new startup fittingly named sperm Racing has announced the launch

(01:54:11):
of what it calls the world's first live sperm race.
The inaugural showdown is set for April twenty fifth, pitting
USC against UCLA in a microscopic battle for fertility dragging rights.
Dragging rights. Backed by one million dollars in funding, The
idea is the brainsheld of four ambitious founders Eric we
don't need the names. The race is not just a

(01:54:32):
quirky event. It's a spectacular spectacle with a mission. The
team behind sperm Racing says the concept was born out
of a growing concern over the underreported global issue, the
steady silent decline in mail fertility. Their website lays out
a bold manifesto where we'll have to look at this,
maybe the we'll do this next week, but basically, well

(01:54:53):
see here. According to the founders, Each race will take
place on a custom built microscopic racetrack designed to mimic
the human reproductive system. SPERM samples will face off in pairs,
racing along a track complete with chemical cues, fluid dynamics,

(01:55:14):
and synchronized starts. You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:55:21):
That's what what?

Speaker 3 (01:55:22):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:55:23):
A mile? Half mile?

Speaker 11 (01:55:25):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
What are we?

Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
No, there's just it's that the track is the female
reproductive system or I mean maybe maybe it's.

Speaker 3 (01:55:37):
Go ahead, fucking fucking no, it's fucking pussies. Like, let's
let's see this thing over a mile. Let's see they
can do a four minute mile. That's that's hard, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:55:48):
Okay, here's what I think they should do, now thin
you guys are gonna agree. Instead of making like a
fake a fake track and all that shit it, let's
just have two guys get their both their penises in
the same vagiant the same time, and both ejaculate at

(01:56:08):
the same time, and then in nine months, whichever one
the baby looks more like, that's the guy that won.

Speaker 3 (01:56:15):
Dude, I love this so much. I yes, yes, and
or worre you know you you have. I mean, if
you really want to make it scientific, you have two women,
two guys. You know, the horn goes off and you
fuck fuck funk funk fuck you come inside the girl

(01:56:36):
and then they switch. And then whenever the guy's ready
and can get hard again, uh go and then see
who wins. Because I you know, I bet there's some
guys out there that could beat the first guy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
So what you're saying is is that the only way
you'll know is which one knocks her up. Yeah, so
you do a paternity test and then nine months later
you figure out who won.

Speaker 3 (01:57:07):
All right, I mean imagine this suspense.

Speaker 4 (01:57:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Well, for this sperm race, University of Southern California student
Tristan Milker Milker his name was Milker age twenty, was
crowned the winner. His sperm sample outraced that of the
UCLA student Asher Projer aged nineteen on an eight inch
microfluidic track designed to mimic the female reproductive system. This

(01:57:40):
event organized by the startup sperm Racing at the Holiday Palladium.
To the Palladium, they did this there's a big venue
aim to raise awareness about declining mail for fertility. Milker
won ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
Look, this is nothing more than a statement Okay, I'm not.
I'm I'm not trying to brag. Eight inches like that
wouldn't even make it out of my cock. What a
fucking bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:58:11):
Yeah, I lost yes for a minute. My sister called.
I thought I was an emergency, but she's just drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
Sometimes that's an emergency.

Speaker 4 (01:58:23):
Yeah, it could be, but I gotta go now.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
All right, Well, ask your sister if she knows anything
about the sperm races, all right, like later later.

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
I mean, eight inches, that doesn't seem like much of
a race. I'm sorry, I mean literally.

Speaker 2 (01:58:41):
Sperm though, I mean sperm are like their microscopic I
would be like you and I running a race to India.
You don't know that, all right, I mean I don't, but.

Speaker 3 (01:58:58):
Sorry, I just made a dick. No, seriously, some dudes,
like some dudes, I'm not, you know, some dudes are
longer than eight inches, So that doesn't seem like very
long of a race. Although if you think about a
woman's body and the Philippian two, yeah you know the
whole process. Yeah, I get it, I get it. But

(01:59:18):
for ten thousand bucks, I I like Cafe's idea, like
just you know, impregnate a woman and see who wins,
because that's that's the true race.

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
And you get it and you get a kid out
of it.

Speaker 9 (01:59:36):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:59:37):
Yeah, we up our birth rates.

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
And we've gotten to the point of the night where
I look back over the dock and say, wow, there's
a lot of stuff that we didn't get to tonight.
That's okay. Yeah, is there anything that you desperately want
wanted to go? You know, hold on, we need to
get saved. Let's go to Tim Poole and his first

(02:00:09):
ever appearance in the press room at the White House.
Here's the question he answered, asks, Yes, many of.

Speaker 6 (02:00:18):
The news organizations that are represented in this room have
Martin Lockstep on false narratives such as the Very Fine
People hoax, the Covington smear, and now what's being called
the Maryland Man hoax, where an MS thirteen gang member
adjudicated by two different judges I believe is just simply
being referred to as a Maryland.

Speaker 12 (02:00:35):
Man over and over again.

Speaker 6 (02:00:36):
Now, in an effort from the White House to expand
access to new companies, you've created this new media seat.
So I'm wondering if you can comment on following this expansion,
You've had numerous outlets to disparage the companies that you've
had sit here as well as the report.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
I'm wandering to.

Speaker 6 (02:00:53):
Comment on that unprofessional behavior as well as elaborated if
there's any plans to expand access to new companies.

Speaker 12 (02:00:59):
Sure well.

Speaker 15 (02:01:00):
We certainly welcome diverse few points in this room, which
is one of the reasons we have you in here,
and there's many new faces in this room in comparison
to the previous administrations. We want to welcome all viewpoints
into this room. We welcome unbiased journalists who really care
about the truth and the facts and the accuracy. And
you rightfully pointed out the Maryland Man story, which I
from this podium when The Atlantic published it on that

(02:01:22):
very first day. I came to this podium and said,
this is wrong. The press in this room have this
story wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:01:27):
And we have seen more and.

Speaker 15 (02:01:29):
More evidence come to the table that we have had
all along. We were always right. The President was always
on the right side of this issue to deport this
illegal criminal from our community. And it is despicable to
see the media continue to refer to this individual as
someone who is just a peaceful man living his life
in Maryland. This was and always has been an illegal criminal,
an MS thirteen gang member, and a designated foreign terrorist,

(02:01:52):
and the administration maintains our position to deport these individuals
from our community.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
So he doesn't. She doesn't answer the question, and it
was a sopball for her to rail on how things
have been treated as far as the Mariland Man narrative.
But you gotta give you gotta give Tim Poole props
on being an asshole. He's got one shot at being there.
He sat in that still chair, the new media chair,

(02:02:19):
and pretty much I'm just gonna take a flamethrow to
fucking everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:02:23):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
I appreciated it. He would up like a spot in
my book. I'm still not crazy about him, but that
was fun though.

Speaker 3 (02:02:31):
Yeah, he's definitely got his downsides, which I mean, look,
we all do, right, I mean people listening to show
it could be like, eh, I love five things about
the show, but I would change these two things or
three things or seven things whatever. I appreciate that he
showed up and he took the opportunity to be like, hey,

(02:02:52):
let me point out some areas where the fucking idiots
in this room lied to your face and they knew
they were doing it. That was that was That was
That was kind of epic, dude. That was that was
like he gets a gold star in his bro card,
Because okay, it's one thing, Like, dude, if we got

(02:03:14):
if we got the NOD and we got to have
a seat in that room, I don't I don't know
what I would say. I don't know if i'd have
the balls to say that. I'd like to think I would,
and and maybe you know, if it comes up now,
I would have the balls to say it, because Tim
did it. And so he took that opportunity. He seized
that moment and he made the best of it. And

(02:03:35):
I appreciate that for sure. And yeah, I don't agree
with everything he says, but I also listened to his
podcast because he makes me think about things and he
and he makes me argue against him while I'm listening,
like no, you're fucking wrong, but that at least it
gets me to think about it. So yeah, I mean,
well done, and you're right. She as hot as she is,

(02:03:56):
she fumbled that one. She she could have really he
pounded the steak.

Speaker 2 (02:04:02):
Yeah heart, yeah exactly. Yeah, she was. She was not
going to bend down to his level. She took it
where she needed to take it, which I I get.
I'm not going to give her.

Speaker 3 (02:04:16):
Yeah, I guess I appreciate that too.

Speaker 2 (02:04:18):
Yeah, this this just in. We have a video of
the sperm race that's here.

Speaker 3 (02:04:27):
Here we go, Okay, what shack they're going, they're going
winning and through the chamber. We all o, this is
Jimmy is off to the races.

Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
This might not even be close.

Speaker 16 (02:04:48):
Oh my god, the feminist eight hundred credits for Jimmy
is long. God, swimmer, don't even on the strings. This
is that my chroscopic Now, glad say.

Speaker 2 (02:05:11):
J J say.

Speaker 3 (02:05:14):
On the play what.

Speaker 8 (02:05:26):
I believe that her act?

Speaker 3 (02:05:29):
Dude, Seriously, if you're telling me that wasn't a I
funk off. That was bullshit. That's not how sperm swims.

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
But it was so realistic.

Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
That's not fucking I'm done with this. God damn. That
just ruined my night. That was fucking lame. Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (02:05:52):
That was it?

Speaker 2 (02:05:56):
Just all it looked like that's what it was, racing
on a twenty centimeter microscopic track, which basically looked like
I don't know, electrical path.

Speaker 3 (02:06:13):
Dude, that was fucking you remember the game Snaffoo. Yes,
that's all that that's all that was just up great,
well that's all that.

Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
Was looked like, how did how did that?

Speaker 3 (02:06:24):
I'm so disappointed.

Speaker 2 (02:06:28):
But they're going through this little roundabout, this little roundabout,
and then they come out of the roundabout and then
they start going down this long tube.

Speaker 3 (02:06:36):
It's so a dude. Look at they don't even hit
the walls. They stay right in the middle. That's not
how sperms swim.

Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
So you say they were.

Speaker 3 (02:06:45):
They are erratic, they are chaotic, they're random. That's why
only one wins.

Speaker 2 (02:06:52):
Well, clearly these are the best of the best, spur.

Speaker 3 (02:06:56):
Look at that. That's such bullshit. They're I just if
there's if there's not a pump pumping fluid through that tube,
then that's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (02:07:05):
That's not how sperm there is there is they said that,
They said that there there is a tube. Yeah, they
said there's fluid in there, and there's there's different various
little things that went along with that, those like no
triggers and stuff to keep.

Speaker 3 (02:07:19):
Have you ever seen I know, but have you ever
seen sperm swim? They don't swim in a straight line. Ever,
those guys are all swimming straight. It's bullshit. How dumb dude,
my whole I'm so disappointed. The whole night's ruined.

Speaker 2 (02:07:38):
Yeah, but we're the name of the show is sperm Racing,
So I'm that's wrapped up great. I'm gonna put sperm
in a race car on the artwork. It's gonna be fantastic. Goddamn,
what beer you take it to bed?

Speaker 16 (02:07:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:07:56):
Ship? So no, no slight on the first beer, the Vanguard,
But this ale song is over the top uh delicious
and uh and and really everyone on planet Earth deserves
to taste something like this once in their life. This
is this is fucking uh oh what was that guy's name, Lifestyles.

Speaker 2 (02:08:19):
Of the Rich and Famous?

Speaker 3 (02:08:21):
What was his name?

Speaker 4 (02:08:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:08:23):
Yeah, yeah, this is the kind of ship that needs
to be on a on a private plane, Robin Leech,
you can only get the ship on a serve with caviar.
This is serve with caviar. This this beer right here.
This is not a private jet from from New York
City to to Paris. Just it's kind of a unicorn.

(02:08:45):
I really really thoroughly enjoy every level of the speer.
So definitely what's going to bed with me?

Speaker 2 (02:08:51):
This?

Speaker 3 (02:08:51):
This is a keeper, This one that that you marry right,
you got you got the fuck kill Mary game. Uh,
this one's the one you marry. The earlier beer maybe
a fuck, maybe a kill. I don't know, it depends
on the day. But this one you want to marry.
This one. She's from a good family, she's from money.
So you're you're you're good for a long time. So

(02:09:12):
how about you? What that was a really elaborate but
what what do you what are you taking.

Speaker 2 (02:09:16):
To bed dead weight? I'm taking dead weight?

Speaker 3 (02:09:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
Yeah, to bed fell by False Hope. Really really super
good beer. Not a little on the deckad inside, but
not overdone. Uh and it does. Yeah, there is a
It was an angry beer, it really really was, but pleasant. Nonetheless,
it just depends on what you're into. And I still

(02:09:41):
haven't finished it yet. It's nice. I'm really enjoying sipping it,
so it's a it's a good one. I'm enjoying it nice.
All right, Thank you again to Gray's tap Room. I
had to say it, Pod, l Lisa, everybody who's chat
thank you so much for joining us tonight. Definitely a

(02:10:05):
long week that came to an end, and I'm glad,
glad we did. I'm Steve McShane Vice, thank you for listening,
Think critically, act accordingly. We'll talk to you soon.

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