Trumps Tariffs of Terror and the River of Liberal Tears

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Voltaire said, every man is a creature of the age
in which he lives, and few are able to raise
themselves above the ideas of the time. Plato said, wise
men speak because they have something to say, fools because
they have to say something. George Bernard Shaw thought that
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable

(00:21):
one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore,
all progress depends on the unreasonable man. This is whisky Hell,
Think critically, act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Saturday, April fifth, seven thirty three in the evening, This
is whisky Hell fits. You know, I think, uh, I think,
I think we got something to say tonight. I think
it was a busy week about I.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Think we have a lot to say, Yeah, exactly, lots
to talk about. I that the ship, the the proverbial ship,
is hitting the fan. And I'd like to think of
us as uh, you know how the old school fans
had like one, two, three setting. I'd like to think
of whiskey Hell as the number three we're and and

(01:30):
maybe like let's jack it up all the way to eleven.
Let's go spinal tap tonight, Let's be yeah, let's be
the fucking eleven level eleven fan that spreads the ship
as far and wide as we can. Let's do this.
I do it.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
We we no matter what. We got money on my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I can never look And every time I.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Everybody and they stay down, it's gonna be a weird
one fits. It's gonna be a weird show. We're gonna
turn it up to eleven, that is for damn sure.
But I gotta start things off with saying we were
finally right. I'm sorry, actually we were right again. But honestly,

(02:20):
everybody is losing their fucking minds over tariffs. Everybody's saying, no,
I'm sorry, not everybody. Mainstream media, the left side is
saying that the economy is crashing and all hell's breaking loose.
It's armageddon. Orange man, bat you know what you know
when you you know when they're really pissed fits when
they break out the orange filter, when breaks out the

(02:42):
orange filter, that they're really mad. They're really really mad.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
They went full cheeto this week, full cheeto.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Full cheeto. Why are we so jacked? Because we've been
asking for this to happen forever, Not that we want
to see people's four oh one k is destroyed. But
it's finally time for the market to fucking reset. It's
finally happening. He had four years, four years of having
it propped up artificially by the Biden regime, and now

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it's finally coming back to earth. And you know what's
gonna happen. It's gonna reset, and it's gonna go back up,
and everybody can shut the fuck up. Everybody took Everybody
took their wins this week. That's what it was. Everybody
took their wins. Now they're gonna let it drop and
they're gonna run it back up. That's wow. This works.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah. You know what was very evident is A how
many people have no idea how the economy works for
the stock market, and and b how many people have
not been through this before like they there are so
many people that are and and I'm I don't mean
to knock young young people, because we were young ones
and so I get it. But they have no fucking

(03:57):
idea what happened in in uh September eleventh. They have
no idea what happened in two thousand and eight. This
is this is only their second time, and the first
time was COVID, and so that's explainable, like that was
just a natural disaster type event. And so we're we
don't know what to do when someone actually makes some
economic policy that might actually make fucking sense and the

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stock market reacts negatively. And by the way, and I
know this stat's been thrown around the top ten percent
of our nation is who owns eighty eight percent of
the stocks? So all those people that went out for
a protest today, you don't this. It doesn't affect you
at all. Yeah, maybe your four oh one k took

(04:43):
a dip. It'll come back. What happened was a huge
transfer of wealth just came back down. This shit's gonna
flow down downstream. Does it happen overnight?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Is it gonna happen this year? Probably not. We're gonna
have to go through some pain, which we've been talking about.
But when it comes back, you're all gonna be like,
oh huh, this isn't so about Actually no, No, the
snowflakes are gonna be like it still sucks. I mean, yeah,
eggs are back down to a dollar twenty a dozen,
but but the cheeto man is still bad. They'll they'll
find a reason, they'll find a reason. They always do.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well. It was a hell of a week and it's fascinating.
We got great content. Yeah, oh right, yeah, we'll get
into more of the economy business we've got. You know,
we got protests today, which I think, I think everything
went relatively peaceful. I don't think there is anybody being
really obnoxious. It was it was, it was like it

(05:40):
was a good day.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
And then we've got some other stuff and a new
bit for Hefe. We've got it. We've got a new
we've got something planned for uh for our folks in
chat because if it doesn't go well, we'll cut it.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think I think it's either going
to be a home run or it's going to be
a sacrifice bunt that actually gets everybody.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Out turn into a trouble play exact, it goes right
back to the pitcher. Oh oh, I'm stoked. Just a reminder, everybody,
we are not lawyers, we are not economists, we are
not financial advisors, lawyers, anybody who's official. We're just a
couple of guys who've been watching things for incredibly long

(06:27):
time and we're not wrong very often. So hope you
guys enjoy the night. Fits. What are you drinking.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
I also wanted to add in there in that little
list we are also not sex therapists, so please no,
we've we've gotten some negative lack for our sex advice.
What I do in my own time is what fits
does on his own time. You you should not try
and replicate this at home. Uh, I've got a I've

(06:55):
got a Wayfinder tonight and wayfi under. You know, it's again,
it's one of those breweries they make a thousand beers.
There's there's no way, well not no way. There's probably
I'm probably not gonna nail the actual beer here, but
there's a good chance we can nail the style. And

(07:17):
and and here's why I'm saying that I opened it.
It poured a uh, it poured a very nice nut brown,
and it has the smell of a of a German,
of a German beer. And and the Germans, really, if they're

(07:37):
gonna go dark, they usually do a bock, right. It's
it's usually a bock to a double bock. Maybe yeah, right,
but but that's that's your your German. That's about as
dark as the Germans go, you know. They they they
don't want to go stouts very often, so and it's
not dark enough to be a stout anyway, So I'm
guessing the style. I haven't even tasted the beer yet,

(07:58):
but I'm guessing the style. I don't know which beer
it is because I'm just like I said, they make
so many beers, and one thing I like about Wavefinder
I'm not. I mean, I think they have their like
their standards, like three or four standards that they always brew,
but they're constantly changing their lineup. I mean, I'm not
sure I've ever seen the same beer twice from them,

(08:19):
you know, out out in the wild when you go
to one of their their pubs. Yeah, they have their standbys,
but they're always trying new shit, and I just I
dig that because, hey, if you missfire, well there's six
more new beers coming out next week, so forget that
one and try this one. So I just appreciate that
from them. Anyway. Let's give this a day in court.

(08:40):
Kind of the alkaline battery smell to it almost metally,
which again leads me to a German boch because they
sometimes have that that sent to them.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
So how about a hell slagger?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
M could be hell us now, but you know, hmm, oh.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Maybe now you also have a check You've got a
secret secret check dark lagger. Now this is on now,
this is the beer less on White Wayfinder right now.
They don't have a list of all their beers, so
take that into account. If you guys go out to
way Fight right beer right, but.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
You you might be onto something with that check dark lagger.
But because just because I'm getting a lot of caramel,
it's very very well balanced, a lot of caramel. No
chocolate though, So that's why I'm a little bit hesitant
on the dark chocolate or the check dark lagger, because
it says dark chocolate is one of the uh the
flavor notes there, the sense, and I'm not getting that

(09:45):
at all. It's it's really calmely, very heavy on the malt,
which I like a good multi beer, a little hoppy,
but not uncomfortably so I'm I'm enjoying it a lot.
It's really good. One more swig there, mm hmm, yeah,
just the right amount of bitter to balance out the

(10:06):
sweet carbl This is kind of a sweet beer. I'm
I don't know, I don't know what we have. Let's
do the big reveal. Let's not stand on ceremony here.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
So it's way fine, right, and they're out of Portland.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Wayfinder. This is a quad decocted dapple bock boom nailed
the style dapple bock. Uh, that's all it says. It's
called yo b seven point seven. Yeah, that's all that's

(10:40):
on the can. And some really kind of weird artwork here. Right,
there's like some angel wings that are melting on some sticks.
I don't know how else to describe that. Uh, but yeah,
it is a quad decocted. I'm not familiar with that
word unless it's what I'm thinking it is, which you know, uh,

(11:00):
it could be this could be a this could be
a beer for the trans community, dec but but no,
it's a topple block. It's a very heyo, very very
good beer. And I and again I appreciate they don't.
They don't. They don't have stories behind their beers or anything.
It's just like here, here's our beer. Like it or not? Yeah,

(11:21):
you got it right there. That's the that's the can.
Very very good, very good.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
That's a good way to start the start the show.
That's awesome. Well seven points yeah, I'm happy just above
seven it's good, all right. Well, yep, on my end,
I have a gesture King Philactory Factory. This is an
I p A. It's a hazy double India coming an

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eight point five Citra Simco Nectron and Motuca hop. So, uh,
it's a hazy. So it's gonna be one of my
one of the things that I really like. So when
it comes to ip as if I'm having one anyway,
Hell yeah, super piney right out of the can. Okay,

(12:09):
very very piney. It's definitely a hazy, but not a
super thick hazy. You know how your hazes can be,
like you can't see through the glass. I can see
my hand on either side, so uh. Jester King is
one of those brewers that they do some magnificent, magnificent
stuff very I would say, borders on arteasonal without being

(12:33):
like stuck up right there. They're not gonna throw everything
in a bottle, but they still do some stuff that's
that's just really really really nice too.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
So yeah, I missed that brewery. We don't get any
of them up here. And you said you could see
your hand on the other side. That sounds like a
really good Friday night to me.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, well, it just depends on where you put it.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
That's what she said, right exactly exactly my point.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, that's a nice IPA, very piny, but it also
it also the hops came through on the sweet side.
It's not overpowering, it's subtle. It's not making my mouth
go into convulsions or anything along those rides. Just a nice, subtle,

(13:31):
sweet DipPA fun stuff. Yeah, and it hides that the
eight point five nicely. That's one of the things I
can't stand as a big ABV in an IPA. It
should be about the hops, and this one does it nice,
so good stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Good's nice, nice, Yeah, nice, fine little housekeeping.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Shout out to Gray's tap Room on making it to
two hundred episodes. That was fantastic. Missed be able to
be online with them last night, but they recorded, so
make sure you guys check out them on Monday. That's
a lot of work. I know, Aaron hired to say it.
He's lapped all of us a couple of times, I think,
But that, man, you get up into those numbers. I mean,

(14:16):
we're thankful to be at two o six. I don't
see any of us stopping anytime soon. But two hundreds,
that's a magical number. When you get to that's that
that those those tops, So yeah, shout out to those,
to Tabby and Mike from Grays tap Room. That's they're
slaying it. And uh, fun show. If you guys haven't
gotten in there and listened to them, you definitely need to.

(14:36):
It's just absolute fun, ridiculous, great booze, but fun commentary
though too and smart.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah. Yeah, they're very intelligent and a bit more pop
culture than you and I get into, which I appreciate
about their show because you know, they they'll get into
a lot of a lot of movies, a lot of music,
and which I dig. I'm I don't feel I'm not
eligible enough to hang with them, although we've we've held

(15:04):
our own couple of times have been on the show.
But I just love that they get into pop culture
as much as they do because we we avoid that
quite a bit because we're so focused on the news
and the beer. But yeah, great show. I would say
they're they're our sister show in a lot of ways.
They they they cover the ship that we we don't.
We don't do very well. So yeah, go check them out.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And you guys can definitely go check them out on
the Apple, Spotify, everywhere you guys get podcasts. So definitely
check them out. Val Kilmer died this week. That sucks.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I watched Tombstone last night. Oh I I I did.
I I just had to do it. I I feel
like there's a couple other, you know, movies I need
to watch. I need to watch Willow up Top Gun.
Of course, Heat, That's that's definitely. I think I'm gonna
watch that after we log off tonight. I'm gonna I'm
gonna throw Heat on. My wife's never seen heat, uh which, yeah,

(15:58):
I know, right, I know. Uh so I think I'm
gonna throw that on. But uh yeah, watched Tombstone. I
arguably his best role. And and I'm and I'm saying that.
I mean, of course, this is highly subjective. I just
I love that he personified. He took on this new
role of the southern gentleman turned gunslinger. I mean, what

(16:22):
a what a fantastic fucking role. And uh yeah, he's
just he's going to be sorely missed. And if you
if you haven't checked out his documentary, I believe it's
just called val Or might be called Val Kilmer. He's
kind of a very strange, eccentric but ultimately like super

(16:43):
lovable intelligent guy who just who just was trying to
get the most out of life and uh and and
also just had a shit ton of talent. But that
that's also great. Movie is his documentary and it kind
of really it's very touching because he talks about his
diagnosis with his throat cancer and and everything you went through.
But good stuff. I'm gonna miss that guy a lot.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Any correct if I'm wrong. He didn't do any shady
ship either, he was just I don't think such is okay.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, I think he had some some philandering, possibly some
infidelity with his first couple of wives.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I don't know for sure, but you know, you're a
fucking Hollywood star and women are literally throwing themselves at you.
I I can't fault him for that. But otherwise, yes,
I think you're right. I think he he stayed clear.
He he stayed north of the really gnarly bad ship

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in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, I think. Okay, I'm not sure who's who in
chat tonight. I'm not you guys got me again, I
don't know. I think Aaron is I didn't do nothing.
I would agree to get to that story tonight, But
that kind of nails it MDS. I think that's l

(18:07):
and I think Lisa is tariff me harder. The only
thing it would have been better, it would been tariff
be harder Daddy. That would have been that probably would
have broken me if that.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Was but that was did I Did I tell you.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Daddy wouldn't do it anyway? Daddy wouldn't fit.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Whoa, hey, hey someone, that's a that's a big claim.
You don't know how big I am. Did I tell you?
I have a neighbor. When I take my uh my
dog for a walk, we passed by this house. And
he's been a Trump supporter since, you know, the first
Trump administration, never wavered. So I appreciate him for that.

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But he's got a When Trump won, he put a
giant flag up on his front of his house and
his garage. Yeah, and it just says Daddy's home and
it's and it's Trump with his arms out right in
front of the White House. It's funny to me. Yeah,
it's amazing. And his neighbors across the street, they used
to have a kamala, little little pokey thing that you
put in your lawn. That's gone and now they just

(19:09):
have to stare at Daddy's home. Oh yeah, it's so.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Great, you know, and and to have everybody who's tuning
in for the first time. We're not We're not like
big trumpers, right, we were actually very centered. We're going
through this phase though, where the Left has to be
beaten down. They have to be put in their place, period.
So that's where you're going to hear that, Yeah, they
have to figure their shit out because they're so far

(19:32):
gone that it's just absurd, but it it is. Again
kind of going back to how this week went, and
now I think that's a good transition for us. He
dropped the hammer on tariffs everybody. He opened the hell
out of everybody. You get a tariff, you get a tariff,
you get a tearaf fuck you over there, you get

(19:53):
You're cool, It's okay, we like you, Argentina, but fuck you. Fuck.
That's pretty much how it went. Yeah, And the amount
of the ship storm that came from this, the offense
that liberals took was just amazing. Yes, thank you, and

(20:14):
and yes ter tariffing the penguins off of Australia that
was fucking I don't know where that came from. That
head have been tea bagging. It was, yeah, it was.
It was just an amazing week.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I really. I again, people people don't realize the tariff
imbalance that we've been in worldwide. We we've been funding
the entire planet and I and I've actually seen some
liberals come out this week and that's their argument why
this is bad is that other countries' economies are going

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to crash because we're going to tariff them what they've
been tariffing us, you know, three hundred and some percent,
and now we're going to do it to them. And
it's like it's going to crash their economy. You know what.
I don't fucking care. That's on them. That's not on
me as a taxpayer, as a consumer to have to
float fucking Vietnam because they have Nike. I don't wear

(21:12):
Well that's not true. I do wear Nikes, but I
don't have to wear Nikes. I'm not gonna fucking buy Nikes.
If they triple and cost fuck you, I'm done. I'll
go find some other shoe. It's not our job to
fund the world and this whole you know, uh, UK
was it? The UK Prime Minister he came out today
and he's like, well, basically, Yeah, Trump just killed globalism. Good.

(21:37):
That's the point. We never wanted globalism in the first place.
NAFTA suck my dick, Clinton, NAFTA was the worst fucking
thing ever. So yeah, if that dies, that's a good thing, guys,
for all of us in the long run. Not now,
it's gonna hurt, but in the long run, it's a
good thing. And you just you just see these snowflakes

(21:58):
that are again they're looking for anything that they can
knock him on. You know, I love that. One of
the arguments is that we're spending one I think it's
one point six trillion. It might not be that much,
it might be it was some fantastical number that you know,

(22:20):
none of us can really conceive. But we're spending more
now than we did when Biden was in office. Well,
news flash, federal budgets run from September to September, so
we're still if we're spending more right now, that's still
because of Biden. Yeah, fucking idiots. We don't get to

(22:40):
do a new budget until September one, when Congress comes
back in session. From there, you know, whatever, it is,
sixteen week summer vacation. Fucking lazy assholes, and then we
get to have a new budget and seal in all
of this and really see if it's going to take effect.
But we're still in Biden budget right now. So if

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we're overspending, that ain't on Trump. You know, they want
to say, oh, Dough is finding all this money, how
come we're still overspending because what they're finding is a
drop in the bucket compared to what the budget was.
So let's all have some patience, let's all have some
some clarity. Let's zoom out and take this from the
ten thousand foot view and realize things take time. Good

(23:26):
food takes time, growing a forest takes time. All good
things take time. They don't happen overnight. And yet you
want to react to a very I mean consequential decision.
This is gonna have consequences the tariffs.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Absolutely, it's a big deal.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, don't make any mistake. We're not trying to minimize that.
This is a big deal. It's huge. But the people
that are freaking out are either immature, inexperienced, or they're
just going off of pure motion because they have I
hate Trump no matter what he does. That's it. People
who know people who understand, we get it, we're in

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this for the long run. We're with you.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Well, and I want to go ahead and go go
a little bit farther with that. And you're I mean,
you're absolutely right on all points there, but I want
to go a little bit farther because it's also opportunistic. Yeah,
Democrats love tariffs. Here, let's get into some clips.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yes, yes, let's here's Janet Yellen.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
As you have seen, there's been some experts, some groups,
the National Retail Federation among them, who've expressed concerns that
it will be US consumers who eventually end up paying
for these tariffs. As you know, polling shows that rising
prices are voter's biggest concern right now. So i'd ask
you to speak directly to them. Will American consumers bear
the cost of these tariffs?

Speaker 7 (24:51):
I don't believe that American consumers will see any meaningful
increase in the prices that they face.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
It's okay when liberals do it. I have more. Here's
Obama a free trade.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I was going to say, Obama Clinton, they all fucking
did it.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Here's some Obama.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Trade deals like NAFTA that put special interests over workers' interests,
and it's because of this long standing commitment to working
families that I will not sign any trade agreement as
president that does not have protections for our environment and
protections for American workers.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
NAFTA needs to be amended, and I've already said that
I would contact the President of Mexico and the Prime
Minister of Canada to make sure that the labor and
environmental agreements are actually enforceable in the same way that
patent protections and other things that are important to corporate
America are enforceable. Point number two on trade, John is
exactly right that you travel around South Carolina and you

(25:54):
see the textile mills that John's father worked in closed
all over the region.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
And it is absolutely true that NAFTA was a mistake.
I know that Hillary on occasion has said that this
was just last year, said this was a boon to
the economy. I think it has been devastating because our
trade agreements did not have labor standards and environmental standards
that would assure that workers in the US were getting
a square den. It is absolutely critical for us to

(26:23):
understand that NAFTA was an enormous problem. The permanent trade
relations with China without some of the enforcement mechanisms that
were in there that you voted for, was also a
significant problem. And we've got to all move forward as
Democrats to make sure that we've got trade deals that
work for working people and not just for corporate profits.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
We turned the question, and it goes on. It goes on,
It goes on and on and on.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
One more here's let's see, here is Bernie Sanders cozying up.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
To further up.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
What they have said is that we need to.

Speaker 10 (26:58):
Not worry about manufacturing in America because what we should
establish is a policy of unfitted free trade.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
We don't need tariffs.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
What we need is to allow corporate America the freedom,
the freedom to throw American work is out on the street.
People are making fifteen twenty twenty five bucks an hour.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Healthcare pensions.

Speaker 10 (27:22):
Throw them out on the street because somehow, man of President,
we are going to create wealth in America and good
paying jobs in America as we shut down plans we
move to China. Corporations there pay workers twenty thirty cents
an hour, and we bring the product back into this country.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's all opportunistic, it's all hypocrisy. They are just absolutely
full of shit. This is this is a party that
is so out of touch with its constituents that it
is a twenty one percent, twenty one, twenty one percent
approval ready reading right now. It is Apple hypocrites. They

(28:01):
are liars, and right now they're taking advantage of every
poor person, especially when you look at the protests from
this week.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm seeing.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
The young people. You're seeing fifty sixty seventy year olds
out there protesting who have bought it two case, well
they're four oh one case. But they're also they've also
bought into this all the bullshit that the government's gonna
cut their Medicare, they're gonna cut their Medicaid, They're gonna
go ahead, they're gonna be they're gonna cut their Social Security.
None of that stuff is happening, no, but they're taking
advantage of it. This is this is this is this

(28:36):
is the rally cry. It's absolutely disgusting. They're abusing the system,
they're abusing their people, and for fuck's sake, I understand,
I have family, family members who listen to this crap
and they're absolutely scared of it. I understand where they're
coming from, but my god, you're wrong and you're making

(28:59):
a deal with the devil. And I just want to
say before I don't have these have his due to
come in here any minute. The protests, the heavy protests,
weren't in They weren't in places that were contested. They
were in heavy, heavy, heavy blue areas Boston, d C, Chicago, Philadelphia.

(29:22):
That's not the rest of the nation. It's not there's
the you know, it's what what is it raining?

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Or I think, seamen, yeah, let me hang let me
taste it.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's awkward. Really, this is how we're opening. You're part
of the show.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
No, actually, no, no, I have to vent. Oh all right,
right right, let me let me put my jack pussy
hang on.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
All right, all right, we'll give you a minute for sure.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, he's going to start off with a then session
little rants from uh from half off the gate, out
of the gate.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
All right. So so okay, so you ask you're playing
black tack. You asked the dealer for advice on a hand. Okay,
I think I think typically the dealer is going to
tell you what the book would would say to do.
That's our policy here. We're not supposed to let our
own personal feeling, you know, you're supposed to be like, well,

(30:25):
the book says, you know, blah blah blah. Yeah, like
like there's one hand uh soft soft eighteen a seven
against the ten. The book says to hit it.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Hit Yeah, you got to hit Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
That's that's one that I disagree with. And I actually
tell people that, yeah. Yeah, actually I actually say that.
I say, what book says, hit it? But our book
says yeah whatever. Most of the time, it's just like,
well the book says do this, or you should do this,
you should do that. This guy's got two sevens against
my nine, spin them. Well, I'm not going to the book.

(31:04):
So he goes, what should I do? And I say
hit it yeah, and he goes, well, obviously, but should
I split him? And I went, did I fucking say
split him? I'm you do you dude?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
At that point?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, I mean, look at me. I'm a blackjack dealer.
I know you can split sevens. Did I say split them?
And I was like if he was tipping, it'd be different,
you know, yeah right, but she wasn't. Please asshole, But like, oh,

(31:43):
I just take that tone like I'm an idiot, you know.
It just ship like that pissed me off.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Don't you just like you leave him hanging? And he's
all right, you do you, buddy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, what would you like to do?

Speaker 11 (32:00):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Now I'm I'm actually I'm looking forward to the day
when a h a text a text comes over the
the chat and and you're just like, hey, can one
of you guys bail me out because I hit somebody?
I fucking I claubed someone at the table. I got
fired and now I'm in jail.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
So I threw the shoe out at him.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah exactly, it's got a chain. Just wrap it around
his neck and.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Choke him out.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Wow, I just got dark.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
So yeah, tends to do that.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
If you were a serial killer, would you like put
chips over the guy's eyes if you ended up? I
guess I'd be an assassin. One hundred dollars chips now
probably start with dollars.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Yeah, dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
They're not worth that if you kill them.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Ah hefe Are you ready for a little a little something,
a little a little different.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Oh yeah, let's make something fun, all right.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Lonia Butler, twenty one, was convicted Monday of voluntary manslaughter
for shooting Hamza Wallapoo poo in the eye and scattering
the physical evidence, including the murder weapon, after stealing her
customer's car. Federal prosecutors said lanea butler shot the man

(33:58):
after he asked for a refund when he found out
she wasn't a woman, she was a man. This is
halfe's court.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
What do you do? What do you do with that?
If you're the judge, what do you do with that?

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Well, you wait for other employees to leave the area.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
How's it go?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Okay? Okay, well, okay, this is interesting because, I mean,
on its face, it looks like you can't shoot somebody
in the eye and then scatter evidence and then take
their car. I don't care what happened. However, if okay,

(34:53):
I want to put myself in the John's seat of
his car.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, yeah, break it down, Yeah, tell us where you're at.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
If I'm okay, So I'm driving around looking for a
little piece of ass and I find one. Now, if
I pay for the service and then you take you know,
she takes her pants off and I see a penis,

(35:24):
I'm asking for my money back. If that's what happened,
then she isn't the wrong I'm gonna use the word
she to identify the working girl. She isn't the wrong.
You know, you can't misrepresent like that because he he

(35:46):
addressed it right away said no, I'm not, I don't.
I don't play that way. But if he went through
with it and then wanted his money back, that's I
think that's a different story. Not that she had a
right to shoot him in the eye and then do
all other stuff. But you know, we can talk about

(36:07):
that later. So I think that's I think that's the
defining thing right there.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
So it was the full disclosure that was needed. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, And I mean, if you're going to run a
business like that, quote unquote, you got to expect some
guys to not want to deal with that.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
So it really comes down to, like Lisa said, it's
false advertising exactly. My question to you is going to be,
why wasn't that part of the charges? There should have
been false advertising there as well.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
If well, yeah, we don't know the whole story though,
we don't even know when the one half of the story.
Maybe maybe she did disclose that and he wasn't happy
with you know, the uh performance.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Hint, hint?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Can I interject really quick?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Uh? I insert myself as it were. So I'm gonna
do the same thing that Hudge Hefe did, which is
I'm gonna I'm gonna be the John okay, and and
uh and I pick up this attractive person who I
I'm I'm thinking, yes, I want to have sex with

(37:25):
this person, regardless of male female, Like it's they're attractive,
and we start, you know, undressing. At what point does
the responsibility now fall back on me to make sure
I'm you know, if there's a there's a ball sac
hanging down from that butthole. I mean, you know, an

(37:48):
ass is not an ass. Not all asses are created equally,
let's be honest and so like. At that point, at
what point is it the consumers responsibility to to make
sure that I'm you know, I'm test driving it before
I'm I buy it.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
That's a really good question. One thing you can't do.
I don't think we can just start Like you can't
pull up to a street corner and roll a window
down to a hot girl that's selling herself and say,
are you a dude? That's a that's a bad way
to start things. You're probably not going to go you know, right, No,

(38:31):
But I.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Don't I mean, listen, this is this is all conjecture. Okay,
I have I heard all this from a friend. All right,
but but when you, you know, in Vegas, take a
girl back to your room, there's a discussion how much
what are you willing to do? Uh, you know, condoms

(38:56):
only kind of kind of discussion. There's a discussion.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
At that point.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
If we're discussing money and I'm and I'm flipping bills,
I'm gonna ask for a dick check, you know what.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
I understand you want to do that. I think it's
her responsibility to disclose that.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Agree, But if she doesn't, then you have to ask.
I would I.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
So it's a cup check. It's like Little League when
the when the umpire had to go around. All right,
you got your cup in cup check, yep, kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
But just a little whack between the legs and if
he if he goes down in the fetal position, you know,
it's a dude. And if she's like, oh do it harder, well,
game on, here's your three hundred bucks or whatever it is.
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Then but then we're back to you know, if there's
not a dick in balls there, then it's just awkward.
It's no, it's not. No, it's not it is for her, No, dude,
If yeah, it is, turn it around the other way.
You're going on a date and day goes well, and

(40:11):
you're you know, going back to you know, it's a
good night kiss, and then she's like, wait, let me
make sure you have a penis? Aren't you gonna be
a little bit offended?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Like what, Absolutely not. I will whip it out right
now and show it to you. That's what that's that's
what I want. Please let me show it to you.
It's ready to be it's ready to see the world.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
What if what if you're the transgender guy, dude, girl,
whatever them, and you don't fully disclose that to the hooker?
What happens then?

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Oh wait, whoa.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I'm just saying, that's that's another angle we need to investigate.
I or away from.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I think I think the prostitute at that point, the
working person girl can can now negotiate the price like, look,
I don't swing that way, but I'm willing to for
you know, X amount of dollars, so the prices.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
See, that's that's capitalism right there.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
There. You go exactly just.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
A whole new angle there by MacShane.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Here's here's the thing, because we have a comment in
chat that get the chat. Any real woman would be
offended if you insinuated that she might be a dude.
I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just saying, pull up your skirt.
Look I'm I'm while I flip the bills, you get undressed. Okay,
we're gonna make the exchange here. I need to see
what's under the skirt. Take the panties off, because you know,

(41:47):
some people can talk really well before I hand you
this money. Let's let's see what we're what we're looking
at here because I'm gonna I'm gonna add in another
nuance again. This was a friend who allegedly took a
girl back to his room. She was cute, petite, young

(42:08):
uh she she took off her dress and had the tiniest,
weirdest little pancake boobs that my friend had ever seen.
And it was like an instant turn off. The transaction.
It was not half a transaction, canceled, transaction canceled not

(42:29):
It's just not when I'm what my friend was into,
not it. I'm just saying, I mean, there's there's there's
If that's what you're selling, then I need to see
it before again. Test drive. It's the equivalent of a
test dripe. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
So wow, I feel like we need to make an app.
I had no idea we're going to go this far with. Yeah,
we need like an app, uh, like a yelp app
or something or it's gonna be called it's like a
car app.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Whiskey hell app whiskey hell app?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Great?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Were like, what what does that app? Do?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
It?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Just?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, we just make sure that you get you're getting
what you want when you go out for brokers. That's
what we want. Jesus, I think we beat that. Are
we are done with that subject? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
By the way, the the the intro music to that,
I wasn't sure. I just I'm sorry. I just all
all I could picture was hef a face fucking poor girl.
The People's That was exactly exactly what do you think

(43:45):
the People's Court? Did they face fucked everybody that went
in there.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Judge was a sports star.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
It is off time.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, all right, Jesus, we're done this, go ahead? Yes.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
The farm report, Oh, A couple of things. A couple
of things. First of all, it's this farm report.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Is well.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
First of all, I set it down in the break
room on the first break face up. So if you know,
if it gets out before the show airs on Monday,
you know we're gonna have to we're gonna have to
look in some kind of lawsuit.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Okay, but you also you also you had them written
down and they slipped into your coworkers boxes.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Though true, that's true.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I don't think we're gonna win that one legal. We
have to consult our legal counsel for that one.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yeah, that's gonna leave a scar on net Port one's soul,
I think. And also, this farmer report is gonna change
the way you view animals and how they parted.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Dude, that's every week. That's every week for me.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
We have changed. We've had a farm report that hasn't
changed the way we look at the world.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Well we'll race for impact, dude.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
I'm I'm I'm eager. I'm eager for tonight. This is
good first episode of Huge, and now we've got a
killer farm report coming. I'm I'm I'm all in.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
All right, we encouraged all the uh look for a
hooker so you can good job tonight.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
It work we did Yeah, we did good. We did good.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
We did something.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
All right, all right, so you guys probably I don't know,
there's gonna be a mucker or not. So hopefully an hour.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
All right, we'll see, we'll see it in a bit.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
There. I did not.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I did not that I think so fast.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Yeah, I think so too, I especially because every week
we find some kind of weird case, you know. I mean,
all we have to do is put in Florida, man,
I mean, and that that little bit is going to
be gold for years, oh jesus years.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
All right, where were we the economy? Oh? Yes, everything
is fine, right, Yeah, here's how we.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Hold on. Before you play that real quick to you,
just to just to bring it back, uh, before he
came on to your point. All those clips that you played,
you know, Obama, Bernie Ellen, those were all from years
ago when when tariffs were were cool for the Democrats

(47:07):
to rally and and say tariffs are going to save
American workers, et cetera, et cetera. And again now that
Trump's doing it, it's bad. And and I just I
just cannot help but go back to that that interview
that Trump gave years ago where he said, if if

(47:27):
I ever run for president, I'm gonna run as a Republican.
He was a Democrat for a long time. Everybody like,
let's not forget that, and as was I, as was
as was Rogan, as was there a lot of fucking people. Yeah,
exactly a lot of people Democrats and those Yeah, and
those people went so fucking far that you went so

(47:49):
far that you're just you're you're in like crazy land.
So so now that it's it's Orange Man doing the
things that Democrats have wanted to do for years, they
can't they can't support it. They can't, so they have
to rail against it. And back to your quote or
I mean your statistic twenty one percent approval rating. They

(48:11):
are so fucking clueless. You can keep railing against this.
But Trump's approval rating went up after the tariffs, and
Democrats went down. Catch a clue, guys, you're fucking losing.
No one to throw in the towel and come back
and retool, figure it out, try something new, because what
you're doing, you're gonna lose every day of the week,

(48:35):
every day. Anyway, go ahead, and at this point I'm
here for it. Yeah, yeah, same like you said. They
need to get smacked around.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
This will annoy some people. Here's Howard Lutnick.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
We can't sell corn to India, we can't sell rice
to Asia. Why in the world do we let these
people sell their cars? Ninety four percent of cars in
Japan are made in Japan. They just block us.

Speaker 12 (49:01):
And finally, finally, the man behind the resolute desk, the
man in the Oval office, Donald Trump, is finally standing
up for our farmers, our ranchers, and our manufacturers to
let the world understand either they're buying our products or
don't bother coming here unless you're paying for the right

(49:22):
to come.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I don't have a problem with any of that. Nope,
I don't. I don't at all.

Speaker 13 (49:29):
Here's Peter Navarro the economist tools because it's based on
concepts like export and import demand, elasticity's currency adjustments and
things like that. But here's the analytical issue. We're trying
to do under the principle that the president wants to
charge those countries what they charge us. As you pointed out,

(49:52):
Vietnam has a non terrorf applied terriff, right, it's much
larger than ours, but doesn't come near the terriff we
charge them. So question is how do you value the
following film? So let me count the ways you got
to value currency manipulation. You got to value the vat,
tax distortions, dumping, exports, subsidies, technical barriers to trade, agricultural

(50:19):
barriers to trade, quotas, bands, counterfeiting, intellectual property, theft, and
all of that. So here's the punchline. If you look
at the trade deficit which every country runs from us,
the first thing economists should tell you ask the next
one you have on your show. Shouldn't you have chronic
and sustain trade deficits? No, there's According to economic theory,

(50:41):
they should not. So what the trade deficit does for
any given country, it's the sum of all cheating, It's
the sum of all unfair trade practices. And in a
national emergency, where the trade deficit itself is the national
emergency and security thread because it takes our factories, our jobs,
and transfers wealth abroad. The reciprocal tariff is that which producers.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
That's Peter Navarro, pH D. Harvard. Now that was on CNN.
The thing that I want to point out when you
look at the when you listen to the arguments from
the left, and and and and from the White House.
The granted, the White House is gonna say what they do.
They're they're gonna back the shit out of this right,
they're selling it, they're spinning it. They want this to
go well, absolutely, but words matter. The Left only appeals

(51:32):
to the emotion. Yep, there's no logic to it at all.
I still haven't heard one logical Give me a logical
take from the left that doesn't say, oh, you're putting
somebody out of a job. Oh my gosh, we're gonna
upset the globalist, Oh my god, we're gonna where this
country is not gonna be able to survive without our

(51:52):
fuck off. You don't have an argument. There isn't one
for it. Now I'm done the world.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
You cannot help the world unless you take care of
your home. It's like me, it's like you. It's like
our listeners. We take care of our house, and then
we can help others. If I'm going out and pouring
myself out to everybody else and give, give, give, give, give, give, give,
give give, everybody else is getting everybody else is getting

(52:22):
a leg up. And then we're sitting with cities like
Los Angeles or San Francisco, where we've got drug addicts
falling on the sidewalk, la where we've got homeless encampments
now in Hollywood Boulevard, Philadelphia, where we've got nothing but
fentanyl zombies, Chicago, the Inner City where they're shooting up

(52:46):
the place, Portland, which is a fucking nightmare. Seattle. Yep,
you can't keep doing this. We're it's they're addicts, their addicts,
they've we've been doing this for so long. We're printing
money and everybody's fucking addicted to it. I guarantee you

(53:07):
everybody that went out, not everybody, but the majority of
the people that went out that weren't like you're senior
citizens that are out there protesting today, they're upset because
their funding got cut off. Their NGOs don't have any
more fucking money. People are getting deported. Sorry, we can't
keep fucking paying for it. It's fucking tough love. It's

(53:29):
time to stop. And that is what is driving people crazy.
It's not it's not that we don't want to be
able to help everybody, or be the pinnacle of the world,
or be the center of everybody's fucking attention. We're the
most narcissistic country in the world. We have the biggest military,
we have power, we have might, we have money, abs

(53:51):
of fucking lutely, But it's in a very small number.
Going back to what you were saying earlier, it's in
a it's very small number of people. It's in corporations,
it's in black Rock, it's in Vanguard, it's in State Street.
That has to come down to everybody else. And once
it comes down to everybody else, people might have jobs.

(54:12):
People want to be able to afford homes. People want
to be able to afford a car. People might be
able to put food on the table. And that's where
we actually get strong. That's where we actually be able
to make an imprint on the world. And that's what
the world doesn't want. The world doesn't want us to
be strong. They want it to be a global economy.
They want it to be globalists, they want to be
the wef They want it to be this monstrosity that

(54:34):
is absolutely nothing with America. They don't want us to
be strong.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah, I mean, I think that sums it up. I
can't help but go back and again, pardon me because
I work with preschoolers all day, but you know, it's
like we've forgotten the book if you give them as
a cookie. And this is where I've really parted ways
with the Democrats and the liberal mindset is, you know,

(54:59):
if you give him as a cookie, he's gonna want milk.
If you give a milk, he's gonna want you know.
And so the book goes on and on and on,
and it's a way to teach preschoolers that you have
to draw boundaries for yourself. You have to you have
to draw personal boundaries, and that if someone draws a
boundary with you, it's not because they don't like you.
It's just because they don't they have to stop somewhere.

(55:19):
And so we're at this point now where the Democrats
are like, oh, you know, and we saw it. Uh,
just this week somebody had a quote that I forget
who it was. I don't think it was what's her name?
Oh I can't just sent to whatever is that our name? Shit,

(55:40):
I might be really racist right now, I don't remember,
but where she was like, O, hey, you know, it's
really hard for women and people of color to get IDs,
and so you know, any kind of voter registration is
racist and sexist, and it's like, you do you realize
how disparaging you being to women and other races and minorities. Yeah,

(56:06):
by saying that they can't get IDs because what they're
too stupid.

Speaker 11 (56:10):
The reason Democrats don't want voter ID is because they
make it much more difficult for elderly people. People that
don't travel, don't have a passport, poor people that don't
have cars don't have driver's licenses. So it's sort of
a vestige of I think post slavery laws where they

(56:30):
where black people had to prove their right to vote
and oftentimes they couldn't vote because they couldn't pass some
crazy tests or they didn't have the appropriate ID. It
also affects women, women that are married. Maybe your passport
reflects something that's different on your birth certificate or on
your driver's license. So really the bottom line is voter suppression.

(56:53):
And I agree with him one hundred percent. It's a
brilliant notion that less voter ID laws allows more people
to vote, and most democracies do it that way. We're
the only ones that really don't do it that way, right.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
I mean, I think it's been okay, and that's a
fucking lie. Most of the world does have voter ID. First,
of all. Yep, yep, she is this this she is
one of the worst human beings. She's absolutely racist, she's delusional,
and she has no other value there. She's just him
her clickbait. She's human clickbait. She has sound. But that's

(57:28):
what she does. That's the only reason why she's there.
That is her whole value is she's just gonna say
something electric and she's gonna get all the lefties. They're
they're gonna get up in arms. People can't go to
the can't go to the d MV, can't go to
one of the the third party places to get an ID.
If you can't figure out how to get on an ID,
maybe you shouldn't be voting well.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
And I mean, poor people, come on again, you're assuming
that because they're poor, they're stupid and they don't know
how to go get an ID. People who don't own
cars don't have driver lizens and says that's why they
have like just an actual ID that you can use
without having to be able to drive, not.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Hard to get.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
There are lots of I mean, do you know how
offensive this is to the blind community, because if you're blind,
you can't drive. But guess what they still have IDs,
they can still vote, they still have voter registries in
Braille so that they can still fucking vote, you fucking moron.
That's so, that's where I've parted ways from the Democrats,

(58:30):
is that they want to pat you on the head
and say, oh, you're too dumb, you're too black, you're
too female, you're too you fill in the fucking blank.
I'll take care of you. Pat on the head. I
got you, just just here, fall in this social safety net,
and I got you. Fuck that I am. I am
fiercely independent, and I will defend anybody else's fierce independence.

(58:54):
Doesn't matter what color, race, whatever, I will defend that
for you. And so here, let's all help each other
up instead of holding each other down.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
How's your beer, dude?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I cleared it. I cleared it by the end of
Hefe's segment. Really really good beer, super drinkable. This is
one of those like if you bought a four pack
of this, you'd get through three of them and then
you'd stand up to go get the fourth roone and
be like, holy shit, I'm fucked up. Because it's a
seven point seven. It's not to just joke around with,

(59:27):
but it's so crushable. I mean it just went down
like water, very very nice balance again between the sweet caramel,
the bitter hops, fucking out sanding beer. I I'm gonna
have to commend my wife on this one. This is
a really good choice. So what about you? So how's
your beer?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Oh gone, really good beer, really good ipa. I like
dip as that are sweet, not not super sweet. Obviously,
you need to have a little bit of hop. Give
me some pine, give me some some you know, some
really good hops. But then don't hit me in the
face with you know how bitter it is, right right,
not a lot of bitter at all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I was really happy with it. Again, Chester King's a
fantastic beer, just like WiFi. Oh yeah great, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep,
all right, beer too, coming up, let's do it. Wow?
You know, I we we never know where the where

(01:00:25):
the show is going to go, obviously, but seriously appreciate
you guys listening. That was a very fun, I think
passionate first half of the show. There so fits. I
don't say it often enough, but I appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
B Ah No, you say it enough, man, I I
I know, and I appreciate you too. And you, Hafa
and I today we had a series of videos where
we're just all kind of reached out and we're like, hey,
appreciate you being there. And I I only say that

(01:01:01):
because obviously our camaraderie is very strong. We all have
a very long and storied history together. But I just
want to also reach out to any of our listeners
out there, because I know some people right now you
might I mean, you might be feeling very alone having
the views that you have, or not being able to

(01:01:22):
have positive discourse with someone because your views might seem
extreme to them or whatever. Family members. I mean, I
know you're experiencing that. McShane. I've definitely experienced it with friends,
not family, but friends definitely. Of course I don't have
much family left so but friends definitely. Who are you know?

(01:01:44):
You mentioned being scared of social security being taken away
and all that, So I get it, and I just
want to reach out and say to all of our
listeners you know we're here. I'm sure there are people
in your circle, in your community who will you know
be there for you. Don't ever feel like you're alone.

(01:02:05):
We're none of us are alone, no matter how lonely
you feel We're not alone. There are people out there
who feel like you feel and I'm just I'm blessed
to have you and hafe that we can. I mean,
our chat is constant, every day, all day, all week,
all month, it doesn't stop. Some of it's absurd, well

(01:02:27):
most of it's absurd, if I'm being honest.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Some of it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Some of it's very very relevant. Some of it is
very cathartic.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
You today, you you got to send a video with like, Hey,
I just need to bitch about my fucking job for
a minute. And we're all there for each other, and
I just I just want everyone to know you're not alone.
We're here. Everybody's got people in their lives that you
can reach out to. You just need to do it,
just need to reach out. So all right, I'm off

(01:02:56):
my soapbox.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Oh, I think I think you're on point, though. I mean,
it's it's it's especially when you talk about the whiskey chat.
I mean, everybody's bagging on each other anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Oh, totally, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
It's fun, it's light, it's you know, And I think
I think it was you posted the a video earlier
that it was a TikTok or something. And if you
give everybody, if you have good friends, you guys roast
each other constantly, right, you give each other shit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
The better friends are the ones that give each other shit,
not the ones that are just like, Oh, you're so perfect,
you can't do anything wrong. No, that's false. That's bad.
You need to keep each other in check and keep
each other humble, and also keep each other laughing. That's
the most important thing, right there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
All right, very well, said morning ritual fits. I want
to talk about my morning ritual.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
It's a coffee milk stout. It's from direct.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Oh, this is gonna go and there really weird. I
was like, man, is he going to start talking about
jacking off again?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Anyway? Go ahead again? Go ahead?

Speaker 10 (01:04:08):
There, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I woke up this morning and I am morning routine.
Oh god, So it's a drecker. It's a coffee milk stout.
I'm very interesting to see what they do with it,
just because well, when it's a drecker.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Yeah, I was gonna say, is there a more outlandish
brewery out there that does more shit, more weird shit
than Drekker?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
No? But but here's Aaron and chat woke up this morning,
got myself a gun. All right, you know what on point, Thank.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
You I need more guns, god damn it. Thank you
Eron for reminding me of that. Thank you me too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
All right. Uh, it's about a three quarter head on it. Hey,
dark goodness. Smells like a porter though it's supposed to
be a milk stout, so I'm expecting some lactose. I'm
expecting the coffee smells like a porter, smells dry. They

(01:05:18):
pulled it out nicely, Okay, that is for sure a
breakfast out. Your breakfast outs are going to be a
little on the dry side, very very based in coffee,
almost a well almost honestly, almost a cold brew. But
it's gonna be a little bit more malty, a little

(01:05:40):
bit and a little bit of bitterness, some coffee or
some chocolate in there. Let me see if I got
it right. Chocolate malt, pale chocolate, malt, midnight wheat, and
then some other stuff Magnum hops, gimmicks, Thunder coffee, beads, and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Some lackos Thunder coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Yeah, now I need to look up th Under coffee.
Drecker is a fantastic brewer. There's nothing this isn't like
an overwhelming beer or anything along those lines. So it'll
be interesting to see which one I want to take
the bed later. But it's a really good breakfast stout.
In fact, it's probably one of the best breakfast outs
I've had in a while, which a breakfast stout is
just that that's a beer that I want at the

(01:06:30):
beginning of the day, early earlier in the afternoon, and
it just it just reminds you of starting to day
and do it a nice way. Yeah, And I'm gonna
stop rhyming.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Please do I'm wondering here's I'm gonna throw this out there.
And so if there's any brewers that are listening, and
I know there are some brewers that listen to the show,
I'm waiting for a brewer to come out if they
breast milk stout, because do you do you understand how

(01:07:06):
much of a hit that would be, you know, how fast?
Like just call it like you know, titties out or
like you know, Mama's Mama's favorite stout or uh, you know,
the the breast stout ever like something like that, Like
just I'm just shoot from the hip.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Here, right, Okay. Ever, that's a solid one you you
can't I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Would drink that just to say I had some mama's
milk in my beer, Like I, why hasn't someone And
I'm assuming it's gonna come out of Portland or somewhere,
you know, some some liberal city where everybody's breastfeeding out
in public. Anyway, I'm just throwing it out there, like
there's got to be some lac titty mamas who have
extra milk they need to get rid of, or not

(01:07:49):
get rid of, but you know, make useful, make it
into a milk stout.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
My god, I mean, the FDA approves everything else, so
I don't see why this wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Okay exactly, thank you. Yes, anyway, what beer you drinking?
I am drinking a This is from Stormbreaker, So, a
great Oregon city brewer up here in the Pacific Northwest,
and I I just I saw the can and it

(01:08:24):
it's it's all b C boys, like from start to finish,
and so I had to buy it. This is this
beer is called listen all y'all. It's a sabrotage in
reference to the did the hops that are called sabro Okay.
It's a collaboration brewery with the friends at Oregon City Brewing.

(01:08:46):
This hazy I p a burst with juicy, tropical and
citrus flavors thanks to a vibra blend of I'm not
even gonna pronounce all these well, yes, respected some sabotage. Yeah,
So anyway, it's and it's got a really cool like
car jumping over a San Francisco hill and anyway, so

(01:09:07):
it's called listen all y'all, it's a sabotage hazy IPA.
It's a six point four, so not a big one
for my second half, which I just I feel like
we still have enough big subjects to get to tonight.
I didn't want to go I have a twelve percenter
out there, and I was like, you know, I'm gonna
keep it kind of chill tonight. So also kind of

(01:09:28):
going with your theme from your first speer, which was
a hazy, I thought it'd be nice to compare and contrast,
and this one is kind of like yours. I can
see through it, so I can see my hand on
the other side, which is, you know, again, a great
Friday night. So let's see what we got here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
And that was those Single Hill Brewing who was it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
No stormbreaker?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Stormbreaker stormbreaker, Yeah, stormbreaker.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Oh oh wow, spiced day. Okay, this is very very happy,
but not no, not piney. This is grapefruit hops, very grapefruit,
very almost sour. It's so bitter but not it's not unpleasant.

(01:10:18):
It's just it's it's just there, just it kind of
hits you and then it goes away. Very clean, very
easy drinker. I'm wondering how this is gonna warm up
because i PA is definitely especially hazes. As they warm up,
more flavor notes come out. And this is pretty It's

(01:10:38):
my fridge out in the garage is pretty cold, so
I I'm wondering how this is gonna warm up because
this could really change personalities here, could be a schizophrenic
beer here, but yeah, not too fruity, a lot of

(01:10:59):
great fruit, a little bit of I'm getting like an earthy,
like a bark flavor there, just like yes, like you know,
they took the hops right out of the fucking ground
and there was still some dirt on them, some soil.
But yeah, kind of a dirty but delicious beer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I like it. So are you kind of going through
that if it's the changing of the season.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Oh totally yeah. Yeah, Today IPA is on the show
for a little bit totally. We today was seventy two here,
which is and and it's it's a it's a it's
our third false spring. So it's seventy two today, tomorrow
is going to be fifty one and rating. So we
had a we had a false spring yesterday and today.

(01:11:49):
So it goes back to winter. Yeah, it goes back
to winter for the next week and then I think
after that we're gonna be in full, full on spring.
I will tell you we've had a wedd and ugh,
you know, February March and now into April. The tulips
are outstanding this year. We always get the daffodils first,

(01:12:11):
then the tulips, and then the lilies come in come
in last. So I'm hoping for the lilies to to
really be strong this year. But our tulips stuff's blooming
this year that has not bloomed in three years. So yeah,
I'm all for the rain. I like the you know,
the the kind of influx of moisture. That's what she said,

(01:12:31):
uh here in the in the late spring. But yeah,
it's it's it's good. It's good for the plants and
the flowers and everything. But it sucks because we had
such I was outside most of the day today. It
just felt so good to have the sun on my skin.
But tomorrow's going to be cold and shitty again. But
you know, that's where we're at. But I definitely feel
a shift in my taste in beers, like I'm I'm

(01:12:53):
pushing the the lighter summary beers just in hopes that
the weather is like, oh look, he's drinking. I we
should probably just stop raining now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
I'm enjoying it. That's good stuff though. Yeah, all right,
so I we're gonna we're gonna give some props to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Bill Maher, Yes, which is weird to say. But but
also I do feel like, going back to what I
said earlier, I do feel like he is a a
lefty Democrat who has not changed his position, but the

(01:13:40):
left has gone so far left that now he feels
like he doesn't identify with them anymore. He's he's he
refers to himself as as a nineties Democrat, and and
I don't agree with everything he says. I do agree
that he's willing to have conversations with people that he
doesn't agree with. I do appreciate the fact that he's
willing to be on some of his philosophies, and I

(01:14:02):
also appreciate the fact that there's some areas he's not
willing to bend. But this is kind of a yeah,
I mean, this is kind of a rare occurrence that
came up, and he took advantage of it, and I
respect him for it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
So for what we're talking about is Kid Rock invited
him to the White House to meet with Trump. And
as the story goes, well, we'll just we'll play this Gutfeld.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Yeah, yeah, been relentless really ever since.

Speaker 14 (01:14:38):
Yeah, well, Bill, when he showed up at the White House,
he had actually brought a list of insults Trump had
said about him and gave it to Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
And what did he do?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
He signed it, which is very Trumpian and they laughed
and they laughed.

Speaker 14 (01:14:52):
Kudos to mar You know, he knows this is gonna
burn whatever bridge that remains with the tolerant left, but
he said, full steam ahead. And you've got to give
credit to Kid Rock, and he went out. He went
out on a limb, you know, as a bridge between
two quarreling people that he happens to be friends with.
And that is sharing the risk at its best.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
And what do you do.

Speaker 14 (01:15:16):
When you share the risk, it causes other people to
share the risk too. So both of these guys had
something to lose, but they put their egos aside because
they realize there's nothing to lose at all once you
put your egos aside, And because Kid Rock was able
to take the risk, they all decided to take the risk,
and I think they're going to win from it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
The scariest part for.

Speaker 14 (01:15:36):
A lot of people is finding out that Trump might
be a good person, because you've sunk so much of your.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Energy and your life into him being bad.

Speaker 14 (01:15:48):
So you might not want to meet him because the
moment that you have to relinquish any of that sunk cost.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
What's left.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
That's why you still have And I wouldn't even I wouldn't.
I think it's easier for.

Speaker 14 (01:15:58):
Democrats for never Trump Republicans. They can't let it go
because their entire identity is wrapped around that definition of
who they are. They go into a room with them,
that sunk cost destroys them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
That's why I never want to meet AOC. It'll make
it harder for me to ridicule her. Yes, that is
so true. I don't want to be empathetic.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Yes, that's why I wish I never met you. Yeah,
exactly what Why did you just.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Say I would be attracted to AOC Where did you
get that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
A live straight man?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
I don't know. She's kind of an idiot and that's
a huge turn off, but you know that's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Yeah, but she's got a great body anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
For an idiot, she's fantastic. Risk is a very interesting
term eron. I really I like that commentary because, yeah, okay,
everybody in this and I'm not I don't think Trump
is a good guy. I don't, but I'm willing I'm
able to go ahead and separate the the man from

(01:17:01):
the policies. The man from the president. Those are two
separate things in my book. I don't think he's a
great guy at all. I don't think he's a good guy,
but I don't I think his policies are on point.
I do, and I think that's really actually I think
that's actually more important than anything else. And that's one
of those things that the left can't can't fucking wrap
their hands around the fact that they were able to

(01:17:24):
go and sit down and Bill Maher is a pretty
big talking head, and that really I meant that metaphorically speaking,
not because he does have a gigantic head. But it
is interesting that they were able to sit down and
break bread. I think that's a very very important thing
that that that they're able to do the fact that
Jesse Waters is going to sit here and say he's
not able to go in and do that objectively with

(01:17:45):
and sit down and talk to AOC that's kind of
shows how shitty, you know, Jesse Waters is. But yeah,
I thought that that's a good tale. You're not going
to see that on CNN. You're not gonna see You're
definitely not gonna see that on the MSNBC unless it's
going to be a smear piece on mar Does it
get me any closer liking Bill Maher very much? I

(01:18:05):
think you're right that he does have the ability to
kind of bob and weave between the sides of the
aisle like he does, but he still comes through and
says some really stupid, shitty stuff, especially on his podcast
which is separate from the HBO show that he does.
I don't know. I think it's a good story. I
do it's a good SoundBite. My biggest takeaway is I'm

(01:18:27):
so fucking tired of kid Rock that I wish that
he would. I don't want to ever see him there again.
Find somebody fucking else. I'm tired of him. I'm tired
of this. That the opera singer that pops up occasionally,
and that's up unpopular opinion. I don't want to hear
it anymore. I don't need to see it. I don't
need to see the red jumpsuit. That fucking drives me crazy.

(01:18:51):
I'm seriously done with it. And the guy lip syncs now,
he doesn't sing, so that's probably why I hate him
so much.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Sorry, Yeah, no, that's that's fair. I can't say I
disagree with any of that. I mean, I you know,
you show up to the White House, I mean we
we just we railed against Lensky for showing them to
the White House not in assume. And then Kid Rock
shows up fucking evil evil Kniel style, and I know
that's that's that's just who kid Rock is. I get it. Yeah,

(01:19:20):
and and and so the argument could be, well, that's
just who Zilensky is. They're both douchebags, like fucking show
up with some class kid Rock.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
I again, I've I've got some personal experience with all
this just through a friend. You know, Kid Rock grew
up a couple of miles away from Eminem. My friend
grew up a mile like he was in between the
both of them. You know, one was in eight mile,
one was in nine mile, one was in ten mile,
And so they all come from the same place. And

(01:19:50):
I do find it odd or interesting, not odd interesting,
that Kid Rock and Eminem are basically from the same
fucking hood and one of them is the the Republican
MAGA representative, you know, shotgunning bud Light after the whole

(01:20:11):
Dila Mulvaney scandal, and the other one, Eminem, is still
so blue. He can't he can't even see straight. You can't. Yeah,
he's he's getting bluer by the minute. And he can't
even if you mentioned Trump. He he just he can't.
He can't be sane anymore. And they're both intelligent, talented people,

(01:20:34):
and and but they just they they they ended up
on opposite side, and they're both like similar age too.
It's like, how can you have these almost exact same
experiences and wind up on such polar opposites of the spectrum.
It's it's very it's almost a little microcosm of America

(01:20:54):
at large, because we've all had to choose a side,
whether we like it or not, we've had to and
and it's, uh, it's it's a weird place to be.
And I'm with you. I I don't think entertain entertainers
should definitely or necessarily be the peacemakers in the world,

(01:21:14):
like you should entertain us and and let the politicians
and the diplomats do their jobs. Although when your politicians
and diplomats are so inept, I guess we have to
have somebody step in. I just you know, you never
saw it Elton John stepping in and making a diplomatic
peace deal between the UK and the US or anything,

(01:21:36):
you know, Like, no, he knows, he knows his place.
He's he's Sir Elton John, and he's going to entertain
the people until the day he dies. And that's just
who he is. Kid Rock shouldn't be in the fucking
White House playing the piano and setting up a meeting
between you know, a talking head and the president. But
here we are, and it's a it's a new I

(01:21:57):
will say, and this might be the theme for the
whole show. We I mean, like it or not, we
are entering into a new era in in not only
this country, but in world politics. I mean, the global
village that was jammed down our throats back in the nineties.
It's dead. None of us fucking want it. It was

(01:22:20):
a failure in policy. We're in a new era here.
Even if Trump you know, doesn't get reelected or doesn't
run for a third term, or JD. Bans doesn't run
and the Republicans get get destroyed in this next election,
even if a Democrat comes in in the next term,
we're in a new era now. They're gonna have to

(01:22:41):
deal with a brand new set of circumstances because things
have changed. We're never gonna go back. This is a
seminal moment in the economy, in the country's philosophy, in
how we treat each other, that it's okay to be
respectful of somebody and still not like them, as opposed to, oh,

(01:23:02):
I don't like them. So now I'm being canceled and
I lost my job and I lost my family over it.
That's done. We're not going to put up with that
shit anymore. So it's it's a new world and I'm
and I I mean, what a brilliant moment for us
to be still doing this podcast. I mean, it feels
like a brand new podcast all over again every week

(01:23:22):
because we get the opportunity to, you know, roll with
a new set of circumstances. That is the world. It's
it's it's awesome. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Now just to show that I am the bigger man. Yeah, now, yeah, okay,
Kid Rock did play FDR's grand piano. The sign we
did that was from naeteen thirty eight, and he did
look classy doing it. Okay, he might have looked like
one of the Blues brothers. But this this, this is
this is the cut. Just a small snippet. That's all

(01:24:22):
I was to it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
But I mean, the dude's talented.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
He is talented. He is talented. He is absolutely talented.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Just keep the fucking jumpsuits to yourself, can we. I'll
be happy with that. Yeah, I'll still drink a beer
with him.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Yeah, for sure, definitely not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Okay, I hate Neil Young. I'm gonna sit it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Now, me too, And I don't want to hate him,
but he's such a stick.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Yeah, Neil Young fears he won't be allowed back in
the US after European tour. Dude to speaking out against Trump,
worst president in the history of our great nation. Who
the fuck cares? You're not selling out anymore? Maybe the
retirement homes that you play are still pulling in I

(01:25:21):
guess already on site. Maybe I don't know. Maybe maybe
you have a hard time get I don't know why
this guy pops up. He did this on his his
Spotify thing. Is he up for yeah? Is he up
for contract renewal?

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Yeah? Maybe maybe that might be it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
I didn't think about that earlier, that he might be
up for contract renewal on Spotify or something, because originally
he threw a fit when we originally started this show.
I think that was one, yeah, because we had a
show that was actually heavily about him and his not being.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
On Spotify again, Oh yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
And I wonder if he's not up for a Spotify
I wonder if this it's a contract here, So he's
trying to drum up a little bit of a controversy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Well, I mean, seriously, since Harvest Moon, has he been relevant? No? No,
And again going back to the Kid Rock, I mean
this ties right into the Kid Rock conversation. You're a musician,
so your politics. As much as I might like or
hate your music, your politics are irrelevant to me. I

(01:26:32):
don't fucking care. You're not a smart person in the
sense that I need to listen to what you have
to say because you're more informed than me. In fact,
the opposite is probably true. You spend more time playing
your music than doing anything else. I spend more time
researching stories and finding out the truth than playing music.

(01:26:55):
So if I were to critique your music, you'd be like, Ah,
what the fuck do you know? You're nobody, you don't
have a record contract, you never played a song in
your life. That's true, So shut the fuck up about
politics because you don't know what you're doing. I think
you're dead on I think you're exactly right. He's got
a he needs to make himself relevant again for two
weeks so he can get his contract signed to be

(01:27:16):
like Look, Look comedy likes I had, Look Company hits
I had, I'm relevant Still when all of us know
he's irrelevant and I haven't. You know, this is a
weird thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Maybe I'm showing my true colors here. When that whole
Spotify thing came out, and he's like, I'm I'm off
Spotify because of the Joe Rogan and the whole thing.
And and it's like, dude, here's a guy who's just
coming on this platform to speak his mind, and you're
gonna pull your music from that platform when his all.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Of his music is supposed to be about freedom and
exactly and being the man. And hey, I'm out here
doing it for everybody. So again, it goes back to it.
It's a whole fucking hypocrisy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Yeah, it is hypocrisy, it's hypocrycal. So I haven't listened
to a Neil Young song since then. And maybe that
makes me petty and small, but I just have it.
I don't care. Your politics have influenced my choice in music,
so fuck off and I and I again, I loved
Harvest Moon. I love that album, but I haven't listened

(01:28:22):
to it since then, So I take it for what
you will.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
There we are aaron. To quote my dad, I don't
respect a man who sounds like somebody cut their balls.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Yeah, yeah, amen, exactly. He's a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Hey, I'm gonna I'm just gonna say it now. I
I have a I have a problem I'm having a
very difficult time disconnecting thoughts of individuals, well, musicians or

(01:29:03):
movie or actors, their positions with the music they play
or the movies that they have. I I think I'm
to the point now and that this is this might
be it might be me, but I don't feel like
I want to be beholden to them because their music

(01:29:25):
or their movies are so fucking phony. Case in point,
raging against the machine. It used to be a I
mean that was like, man, you throw on that's you know,
we're going to play volleyball. One of the things that
we would do, we'd throw on a little rage polls
on parade killing in the name of I can't fucking
take you seriously because you want everybody locked down during COVID.

(01:29:47):
I can't listen to no effects now because the politics
that they sang about support everything that's happening now Green Day,
no fucking way, the worst, the worst, the worst American idiot.
They are the American idiots now, yep it And I'm

(01:30:12):
going to throw this out there for you, Okay, you
deal with it what you want. And this is this
is definitely going to be fore Folks in chat and
anybody who's listening at home, send I M S, d MS,
whatever however you want to get hold us. You know
how to get ahold of us. Everybody does. We've already
established that there was a very very very prominent push
by the CIA to twist black culture through gangster rap.

(01:30:40):
That's a fact. Yep. I see the same issues with
a lot of music and a lot of our movies
to do that. Go with go wherever you want with that.
But I think where I think there's a connection.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
There, No, I I I think there's been a real
marked delineation between the real and I'm I'm just gonna
let's just take punk rock, right. I mean, I I'm
a huge punk rock fan. I'm a huge gangster a
gangster rap fan. Because they both. You know, the one

(01:31:17):
place they could unite was, you know, fuck the cops,
fuck fuck the man. We're gonna do what we want
because because we can. But but when you have punk rockers,
you know, like no effects or not no effects? I
didn't mean that, fuck do I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
No effects?

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Yeah, no no effects? They were the big one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Yeah okay, yeah, sorry. You know, you have these punk
rockers who stood for a a way of life. That's
what it was for me. It was it was a philosophy.
It was like, fuck the man, Fuck the the general population.
I'm not gonna wear guest jeans. I'm not gonna, you know,
dressed like you want me to dress. And and now

(01:32:04):
and now where are we? Like now what? Like I
rebelled against the system. I identified with you, and now
you know Green Day, really you're gonna sell out like
that you were against the man. It was it was
all about a middle finger to the fucking man. And
now I have to like put my hands up for

(01:32:26):
the man because I might be doing something wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Well, everything that I everything that they said to do,
all the fuck the man's stuff is now exactly what
the man, the man is fucking doing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
No, I get it. I I just it's it feels
like such a betrayal.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
I was in the mosh pit for you, you know,
like I I went and I don't know, I went
and enjoyed your music. I played, I I paid for
your concerts. I supported you by buying T shirts and
sweatshirts and stickers and whatever else. And and then now
you just go around and you're like, well, actually, everything

(01:33:04):
that we said before that's wrong, that's bad. You don't
want to go against you know, we we got to
do the right thing for for our neighbors. Yeah, well
what if our neighbors are racist assholes? Like no, fuck you,
Like we need to rebel against something. And so yeah,
my my my choice in music for better or worse.

(01:33:25):
And I and I might even be ashamed to even
admit this, but it's the truth. It is politically motivated
these days. I jay Z came up on my playlist
the other day and I was like, yes, I skipped it.
Yeah done. And I used to find I used to
love jay Z. He was my he was my dude.
He was the punk rock of rap for me. Uh

(01:33:47):
And and now he's exactly say I skip. I just
can't do it. And so I, you know, politics seems
to be invading every part of my life, whether I
like it or not. And if you're gonna align yourself
with something that I don't agree with, well then I'm
not gonna support you because that's how it works. Fuck off.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
So I.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Is this the time to talk about Jessica Simpson this week?

Speaker 15 (01:34:19):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Yeah, because we're we're coming up on Hafe's next next
visit here so this is exact time to talk about
Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Okay, so Jessica Simpson, everybody just listen to the video
and we'll go from there.

Speaker 11 (01:34:35):
Here we go, They're like, what are you drinking?

Speaker 16 (01:34:39):
Because you know, it's like it's this Chinese herb thing
and I'm like, I don't know. And my vocal coach
told me to drink it, and they googled the ingredients
and snake sprung.

Speaker 11 (01:34:51):
So it's like a honey.

Speaker 16 (01:34:57):
So if you want a good vocal, you gotta drink snake.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Uh all right, two things. I have two thoughts here.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Number one, because you do have the Chinese herbal angle here,
so we've we've.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Got yes, yes, yep, yep. So number one, Jessica Simpson
used to be, uh, you know, not even a crush
of mine, just like somebody was like, fuck, she's hot.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
She would never even look twice at me because we
don't we would never turn in the same circles. Like
she was all about the football quarterback and I was
all about you know whatever not whatever was not the
football quarterback. So but yeah, she was a crush of mine, definitely.
And and so she looks like ship now and I

(01:35:52):
don't know what kind of surgery she's had done, what
kind of procedures, what kind of maybe it's maybe it's
a snake come, I don't know. On the on the
other side of that, there's there's a lot of and
again the science is coming out now. This isn't just fits,
you know, blowing off whatever. There's a lot of science

(01:36:12):
coming out now that a lot of the homeopathic uh
you know things that that people used to do homeopathic
cures and treatments for for things are actually extremely effective
and and they were they were undone by Rockefeller back
in the you know, twenties when he wanted to you know,
sell oil and petroleum products. And so we all know

(01:36:34):
that history. So I don't have to go there. But
I used Chinese herbs all the time. In fact, I
had a I won't I wouldn't call it it an
anger uh therapy, but I had a session with I
have I have these bags that I hang that are
filled with with sand, I have I I have one

(01:36:55):
that's filled with rice, one that's filled with mung beans,
one that's filled with sand, and then one filled with
steel shot. So you kind of you know, graduate yourself
up as your knuckles get tougher. And I just had
a session with the steel shot the other night. I
just I felt like I needed it, and I went
a little too hard and it fucking hurt and my
my knuckles got u fucked up. And so I have

(01:37:17):
this Chinese herb called Ditta Choo, and I rubbed it
on there. I rubbed it in real good, real slow,
real deep, as as you should. And the next day
I woke up and yes, there's bruising, but my hands
were functional. My I didn't there was no bruising as

(01:37:40):
far as like I mean it. It hurt to the touch,
but it wasn't like a black and blue knuckle. So
there's some real relevance to some ancient you know, herbal technologies,
and that's what they are. You know, these people tested
the shit out over thousands of years, and they they
found what worked and what didn't, and they they they
boil it down and we got to inherit that and

(01:38:02):
then for that to all be undone is ridiculous. That's
all to say. I'm not sure what snake come snake sperm. Sorry,
I don't know if it's an ejaculate or if they
extract it or what, But I'm not sure how that
improves vocal cords, like evolutionarily speaking speaking, why would that?

(01:38:24):
Why would that have a core lit effect like Oh,
you're really a good singer and then when your voice
turns bad, snakes bite you in the throat and make
you good singer again? Like what what is that? I
don't where are we going with this?

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
So the first thing that I look for when I
see these articles, right is this is the Independent dot
com and is also a variety. That's actually what we
played the video from WASFA Actually that was off of
TMZ Hadamy. I actually have the Independent, and the first
thing I look for is what are the advertisements around it?

(01:38:58):
I see nothing for snake jizz No, so there's no
there's no snake come on the site. So it can't
be for that. It had to have just been for
the clickbait and to get to see her lizard face. Yeah,
she's got something going on here. We've we've never gone

(01:39:21):
down the road of lizard people. I think we want
to save that for other shows to go and tackle
because I don't think we're that conspiracy front or forward.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Although although we do have one tonight that we need
to tackle the Hitler in South America thing that's next.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
You will get that. I am curious if she can
unhinge your jaw though, I'm a little curious about that,
like and really swallow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
Like yeah, yeah, and you know what I God damn,
I'm gonna sound so fucking old right now. And I'm sorry.
I apologize to everybody out there, but it's just how
I feel. What happened to you know, uh, aging gracefully?
What happened to that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
No, no, because we skipped right from I'm aging. I
need to go ahead and blow up my face and
make sure it's all kinds of fucked up with Boto.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
And that's that's where.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
That's where.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
Like here, okay, so here's here's my here's my railing
against my age, which is that I refuse to stop
working out. I'm I I keep working out, I stay
in shape, and I'm gonna fight my age. You know,
if I'm if I'm seventy and I can still do
ten push ups, that's a fucking w for me. Like,
I'm I'm all about it. I'm gonna fight it every

(01:40:43):
step of the way. But when it comes to your
face and and and what you're presenting to the world
as far as you know, the way you smile, the
way you look surprised, the way you cry, all those
things you're you're distorting all of that when you go
through these surgeries or whatever the fuck she has had done.

(01:41:06):
She can't smile right, she can't talk right, she can't
cry right. It all looks bizarre, it all looks catlike,
it looks feeline. That's not human. What's human is to
just like fucking go to the gym, work out, eat
right as best. You can, have a twinkie every once
in a while because you gotta live. But but fucking

(01:41:27):
take care of yourself. Don't go to the plastic surgeon
and say, hey, do your best with plastics and petroleum
products to make me look like I was twenty. You're
not twenty anymore, bitch, you never will be. Fucking accept
it and just age gracefully, be like Helen Maren, Yes exactly,

(01:41:50):
thank you, exactly, God what I would do to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Her appropriately, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully of course, madam. Sorry Helen,
Myren's fucking rocket still and she is British hot.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
Yeah, in the accident does dam uh okay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Forbes had a hit piece this week uh speaking of
conspiracy theories. Uh, you you have to appreciate Forbes that
is still throwing around the uh Elon musk uh sigaiel salute.
They just cannot and this is gonna haunt Elon. He

(01:42:35):
could secure cancer, save millions of Jews and he's still
going to be a Nazi at this point, What are
we doing with this Hitler news that came out that
he went to Argentina, Because it's pretty heavy that he
didn't die.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Yeah, and I so okay, So side story, interesting side
story here. I'll try and keep this brief. I have
a buddy who uh he was actually one of my
one of my confustuds, but also became a close friend.
Very intelligent guy, homeschooled his whole life just but just

(01:43:17):
like off the charts intelligence wise.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Uh he.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Again not we're not gonna uh use any names here
protect the ancient, but he uh he he got in
some trouble with the I R. S. So he he
decided to take a break down to Argentina for for
a while just to just to you know, evade the
heat a little bit, just to cool Yeah. Uh professional

(01:43:43):
he's a professional poker player by the way, and pulls
down six figures every year. So he's he's just off
the charts, fucking brilliant. So I found up that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
Part because it does narrow it down, so I should
dump that part. That was only for a chat.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
Right call. It went down to Argentina, uh, to just
chill out for a bit, uh during our winter their
summer and uh, and he he had an interesting anecdotal thing.
He said, you know what's weird. He went to this
particular town down in Argentina and he said, everybody here
is blonde and blue eyed. Now, yeah, Argentina is full

(01:44:24):
of Native Americans who are short stout, dark haired, and
brown eyed.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
And and here he comes to this village that it
And so he starts talking to people there, and even
though they're speaking Spanish fluently, they also speak fluent German,
and not just German, but low German, which is which
is a lot of the Nazis spoke low German and

(01:44:52):
not high German. And so it's just very interesting. And
they also spoke English but fluently. He just I thought
that was really weird. So he kind of went down
the rabbit hole. Because he's an intelligent guy. He's like,
what the fuck is this We'll come to find out
a lot of Nazi sympathizers went down to South America. Yes,
and not just and Nazis, actual not Nazi sympathizers, but

(01:45:14):
actual Nazis escaping from Germany so they wouldn't be killed
by the Allied forces coming in, escaped to South America
and set up villages, entire communities of you know, white folks,
white blue eyed people down there. And so that's all
to say that this news coming out that Hitler may

(01:45:35):
have actually not committed suicide before the Allies got to
his bunker, that he may have just escaped, and it
was a propaganda effort by the United States to just say, oh, yeah,
we got him, hey, hey, Because let's also not forget
that Project Paperclip and others recruited the Nazi German scientists

(01:45:57):
into our scientists corps us. Yeah, I mean, let's not
forget Albert Einstein. Uh. You know, these were Eastern to
Central Europeans that were coming over here saying we don't
agree with the Nazis, we want to help you increase
your technology. And so here we are Oppenheimer nuclear weapon. Like, hello,

(01:46:22):
that's a that's a Jewish an Eastern Jewish name Oppenheimer.
So they all came over here when they didn't want
anything more to do with the Jews. But there were
some that were with the Nazis. There were some that
were part of the Nazi Party that also were escaping
that said we don't want anything to do with anymore.
So it's not I guess all I'm trying to say

(01:46:42):
is it's not out of the roma possibility that Hitler
could have been one of those fucks that came over,
you know, under a new name, witness protection, whatever, whatever
you want to call it, back in the forties, and
and made it made it down to South America. I
don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
So here's where I'm getting hung up, right, and you
tell me you don't just dissect whatever I have. I
come up with here. One why is this happening now?
Other than that you have Argentina who has Milay as
president right now, who is still in the process of
becoming Jewish. He's very very passionate, says he's very passionate

(01:47:24):
about being Jewish. I don't know if that's actually the
fact or if that's what got him elect it. We
need to make sure we call attention to that. Chuck Grassley,
this Senate Judiciary Committee chairman, is the one who's pushing
to get all of these letters and all of these

(01:47:49):
documents unclassified from Argentina and the CIA notes. I don't
understand where that comes from. I really don't, especially right now.
This is a very weird timing for that to come up.
And on top of all this, nobody's saying jack shit

(01:48:10):
about it from the President, nobody's touching this from the CIA,
nobody's nobody if this is being ignored, this is being reported.
This is a Fox News thing, it's a Forbes thing.
This isn't it. This is a mainstream media like it
or not. This should be a dog whistle like all

(01:48:31):
over them, Like the Democrats should be blowing their fucking
tops about this, and they're not saying jack shit. I
don't understand the timing. I don't understand the connections around it.
It doesn't make any sense other than that Argentina is

(01:48:52):
now without debt, they bounce their budget, they're going to
be zero tariff with US, and nobody from America is
even touching the fact that the CIA allegedly knew that
Hitler escaped Germany and went down Argentina with ten thousand
of his buddies. This seems like something that would be

(01:49:17):
a thing if Elon was actually a Nazi.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Yeah, well, yeah, I mean that's a great point. That
last point is. I mean, as far as the timing,
I think the timing is completely you know, it matches
with the fact that Malay is he's been in there
for a while, he's balanced the budget, like you said,
and now he's kind of getting into the actual minutia

(01:49:45):
of what his country's been through in the last say
sixty to eighty years, and so maybe he's just now
getting these documents and he's like, holy shit, Hitler came
down here and we have documentation of it. So the
timing of it is not the question for me. The
motivation and what does this get us. I think that's

(01:50:06):
maybe why it's a non story, because if Elon is
the focus of of being the new Nazi, the new
neo Nazi, Elon and Trump, then you don't want to
know that the US government had a role in allowing
the Nazi, the guy the Hitler, yeah, to escape down

(01:50:32):
to South America just just to end the war peacefully
and and with with less bloodshed. You know, we we don't.
We don't want to hear that because it because that
takes power away from the Nazi aura, the Nazi machine.
That then the evil that lurks in the dark that

(01:50:52):
you never see. You know, as soon as you see
the thing, you're like, oh uh, you know, like in Predator,
like if it bleeds, we can kill it. Like it's
it's this unknown thing until we're like, oh, we know
how to hurt it. Then that means we can take
it down. Hitler has to be this boogeyman that we
never caught, that that that killed himself before we could

(01:51:15):
really bring him to justice. And so to know that
he may have possibly survived and he may even have
children and progeny down there. Uh we we just we
know it has to be this ghost that we can
we can put on Elon, that we can put on Trump,
that we can make this this evil amorphous thing that

(01:51:37):
we can never grab onto because it's just too evil.
That's that's to me. What makes sense about the story
is that like it's not getting more coverage because if
it got more coverage, then it would totally disarm the
the evil that is you know, the current administration. So
I don't know it kind of makes sense to me.

(01:51:58):
I am approaching this with a healthy dose of skepticism though,
because really, at the end of the day, what does
it matter. I mean, if he killed himself or if
he was living down in South America. Either way, you know,
likelihood is he's dead. And and also his philosophies, his
his movement is is on the fringes. Right, We're not

(01:52:21):
we're not a Nazi society, We're not a white supremacist
society at large. So what does it matter. He's irrelevant
now at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
Unless they let him get away because his job was
done and they were able to.

Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
Okay in you go, I mean he did have a function,
didn't he.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
I mean, we established Pearl Harbor with Shady.

Speaker 3 (01:52:50):
That's that's a fact now, Oh for sure, nine to
eleven for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
I anyway, there's your tinfoil hat in the night. I
I don't want to go to any deeper than that
because I I really, I honestly, I don't know what
to do with it. I really don't the timing and everything,
and I and I honestly I don't think it really
like you were saying, I don't know that it really
matters at this point, what's done is done, but it

(01:53:16):
does it. It's it's interesting because our CIA completely turned
a blind eye. If this is true, it ignored it.
And that should been the first person that you'd go
down there and just off.

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
You can't tell me you couldn't have done it, right, Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
Interesting, very very interesting. Trump outlied outlawed the ability of
romantic relationships with Chinese, with the Chinese.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
Yeah, this one's this one was odd to me, and
only only from the sense of if you knew this
was happening. And let's say, let's let's just say you're
a company, right, like, let's forget about the government. You're
a company, you're you're Pepsi, right, and you know that
some of your employees are sleeping with people from Coke, right,

(01:54:16):
and you have proof of this. Wouldn't you just want
to just like, Okay, we know what's happening, Shut the
fuck up about it, keep it quiet. I want to observe.
I want to know what's going on. Abug their rooms.
Put fucking cameras in the hallways. I want to know
what's going on in those conversations. But shut the fuck
up about it, don't make it public, just leave it beat.

(01:54:40):
This is espionage one oh one, Maybe it's espionage one
o two. Okay, this is your like slightly graduate class here.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
Against them.

Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
Right, you use it for you create bubble and triple
and quadruple agents. What the fuck you doing? Don't outlaw it?
Say yeah, you could fuck that girl, but get all
her secrets. Yeah, dude, do whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
You're gonna do. Just yeah the goods while you're doing it.
We know we're running you because they're running you. Now
have some really good sex and give us all the
goods and we'll feed you some really bad info. Amen.

Speaker 3 (01:55:26):
What and this is?

Speaker 2 (01:55:28):
This is I think this would really be called the
Eric Solwell rule because everybody as soon as this dropped,
everybody's like, see, you can't bang your Chinese spy friend now.
I don't know why that guy wasn't put in jail, right,
Russell Brand and his legal issues, they're back, we do.

(01:55:53):
We talked about him a while back when he came
to Jesus, came to Jesus out of the blue. He
is a god fearing He's just these all up in it.
It was a very big right turn. And now he's
being charged with rape, indecent assault, and sexual assault. Keeping

(01:56:17):
in mind obviously that this is the UK which wants
nothing but censorship. They are absolutely ruthless. It is a
tutalitarian government period. Unless you're Muslim, you don't have any rights.
And they don't want to hear anything about quote unquote disinformation,
which their disinformation is anything that's truthful.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:56:41):
I'm I'm struggling with this one. Fits, I really am,
because I want I want to say this is all
the UK, but Russell Brand is filthy.

Speaker 3 (01:56:51):
Well, okay, and yes, I agree with you. I will
say though that he, you know, part of his you know,
religious conversion was coming completely clean and completely honest with
who he was. You know, it was repentance, you know,
that's I mean, it was the confessional he was he was,

(01:57:15):
he was in the confessional with the priest. Only he
did it publicly and he admitted I was a I
was a sex addict, I was a drug addict. And
he's done that repeatedly, which he does in this clip
you're about to play too. But but at the same
time he's like, never, at any point did I did
I engage in a non consensual sexual escapade. And here's

(01:57:41):
the thing I believe him, and I'll tell you why,
because girls were throwing themselves at him. Guys guys who
rape aren't aren't guys who are getting you know, women
thrown at them at the club, They're not. They're not
guys that are getting laid seven times a week by
different women that can't get laid exactly. Hefe yes, I

(01:58:07):
didn't think you were coming in this early. But but
Russell Brand, he was a fucking rock star comedian. What
did he need to rape anybody for? He was on
top of the world. He was getting anybody he wanted
any night of the week with cocaine and fucking meth
and and shots of vodka. I believe him one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:58:31):
I don't think he was any Crosby.

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
Well that okay, So Bill Cosby was doing he was
into weird sexual deviation stuff like I needed them to
be unconscious when I fuck him. I don't think Russell
Brand was into that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
All right. Here's here's Russell's here's his comments right after
all this dropped.

Speaker 15 (01:58:54):
Hello, Firstly, thank you for these incredible and overwhelming messages
of support. We're very fortunate in a way to live
in a time where there's so little trust in the
British government. We're very fortunate, I suppose that this is
happening at a time where we know that the law
has become a kind of weapon to be used against people, institutions,

(01:59:15):
and sometimes entire nations that will not accept and tolerate
levels of corruption that are unprecedented. I'm speaking particularly to
those of you that are watching in the UK. How
do you feel about your legal system right now? How
do you feel about some of the high profile cases
that are not being pursued and prosecuted. How do you
feel that the Southport murders were handled? How do you

(01:59:36):
feel about the government of Keir Starmer. Now that's just
sort of general context me. I've always told you guys
that when I was young and single, before I had
my wife and family who were just that a shot
over them, my beautiful children, I was a fool man.
I was a fool before I lived in the Likely Lord.
I was a drug addict, a sex addict, and an imbecile.

(01:59:57):
But what it never was was a ra kissed I've
never engaged in non consensual activity. I pray that you
can see that by looking in my eyes. I want
to thank all of you for your continuing support. I
want to let you know that our show will be
on Rumble on Monday. Thanks for your support there, and
of course I'm not going to have the opportunity to
defend these charges in court and I'm incredibly grateful for that.

(02:00:20):
In the meantime, you lot stay free and we will
be continuing to discuss this matter.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
Praise the Lord.

Speaker 2 (02:00:28):
I I don't trust him one bit. I really don't.
And that was that was a great if I'm if
I'm positioning myself, that was a fantastic that he laid
out exactly what he needed to do. He needed to
make it about the UK and the censorship, and from
that perspective, I actual struggling with it. I really hope

(02:00:50):
that he is vindicated because the UK government is an
absolute it is an absolute militarian state. Yeah, I'm still
struggling with this one.

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
Let's revisit this because I have a few questions to
ask you on that bit. But I do know that
f A has a incredible I don't know what what
other word to use, incredible farm report waiting for it.
So let's get to that. Yeah, magical, Okay, magical, that's
a better word. Yeah, let's hear it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:34):
What what abb guys dealing with tonight? Your second beer
is there?

Speaker 3 (02:01:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Like, why why do you asks like a six? Maybe?

Speaker 7 (02:01:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:01:44):
Yeah, mine's a six point four.

Speaker 5 (02:01:47):
Well. The Malaysian pentailed tree shrew, which is both sides
of a rat. They feed on fermented nectar of the
burtum palm, and that can that can reach like three
point eight percent, So it's close to you, guys, and

(02:02:10):
that can actually drink as much as their weight as
a human being, drinks as equivalent of a human drinking
nine beers and they show no sign of pirmid. So
if you ever need a dB, the Malaysian pentailed tree
shrew is your guy.

Speaker 3 (02:02:27):
God damn, that's good to know. Do you have a
phone number for that guy?

Speaker 5 (02:02:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:02:33):
I do.

Speaker 5 (02:02:34):
It's one hundred Malaysian pentailed tree shrew. Per the wallabies
in Tasmania, this is all about. This is all about
animals and their drinking habits, by the way, and getting
shit taste. When food gets scarce, they go to the

(02:02:55):
poppy fields and eat the heads of the plants and
they get high and hop round in circles. Those are
the wallabies in Tasmania. About the reindeer in Eastern Europe.
This is a good one. How about them? They they
forged for and often fight over these bright red Amanita

(02:03:17):
muscaria mushrooms. They are poises to humans.

Speaker 2 (02:03:21):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (02:03:25):
The scientists say that the reindeer experience like this altered
state of consciousness. I guess the reindeer tell them that.
That's how they know. But Siberian natives would get high
by feeding the mushrooms to the reindeer and wait for it,

(02:03:45):
drink the reindeer's urine once they went through their system.
God damn it sounds good.

Speaker 17 (02:03:52):
Sounds good punches and reindeer urine being And incidentally, the
wentt essential mushroom that like little fairies live in that's
red and spotted.

Speaker 3 (02:04:05):
That that's where that comes from.

Speaker 5 (02:04:08):
Yeah, a little monkeys at Saint Kitts was in the Caribbean.
They started eating fermented sugarcane grown by the rum industry
down there. Yeah, they have graduated to just going to
the beach and stealing cocktails from the tours.

Speaker 2 (02:04:26):
Okay, I I identify as what what was that again?

Speaker 5 (02:04:29):
I whatever, there's a monkey from Saint Kits all right,
I'm now from Saint Kitts.

Speaker 3 (02:04:36):
I'm coming back in my next life as a monkey
in Saint Kits.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:04:41):
Well, these studies show that their drinking habits are mirror
that of humans, and that most of them drinking moderation.
Twelve percent drink heavily and five percent drink m sny health.
I can't read my own writing. Five whiskey, Hell listen,

(02:05:02):
whatever's after heavily all right, and chronic we'll wrap it
up with. In two thousand and six, in Vienna, Austria,
forty songbirds were found dead. Seems strange enough that they
examined the birds and found that they had eaten fermenting

(02:05:24):
berries and then flown into windows and broken their necks.
Spoke for Viennas for Vienna's veterinary authority, which good for
them for having that said quote. Their livers were so
badly damaged they looked like chronic alcoholics. That's your farm report.

Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
You always know how to take us out. That's on
a high note there.

Speaker 3 (02:06:02):
Yeah, birds don't don't, don't drink and fly.

Speaker 5 (02:06:09):
Ope. Oh yeah, I thought about last. But yeah, it's
always good to end on the low.

Speaker 3 (02:06:18):
Now, you know that's what that's yeader. I mean that
just sobered me up.

Speaker 2 (02:06:23):
Don't don't, don't don't ever not be you. So we
expect you to to bring your a game every night,
even if it's chronic alcoholic birds.

Speaker 5 (02:06:37):
Songbirds.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
Even speaking of speaking of birds, are you guys any
at all excited about Hooters becoming or coming back and
being uh a thing again? The the the company originally
started as taking them back over?

Speaker 3 (02:06:57):
Yes, yes, can we just have like big boobs, tight
asses and good food?

Speaker 5 (02:07:04):
Like?

Speaker 3 (02:07:04):
What's wrong with that? Why is that so bad? Why
do we Why are we shunning women who are genetically
disposed or maybe they just fucking work out seven times
a day and they fucking look good? Why is that bad?

Speaker 5 (02:07:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:07:23):
That and that and chicken ones, chicken chicken chicken wings.
I don't know why I couldn't say that word. I'm
not even I mean, I'm buzzed, but I'm not drunk.
I could not say chicken wings. Ye, hot hot chicks
came out, no problem.

Speaker 5 (02:07:44):
Yeah, we had a we had a party at the
Hubble House once. I might have a super Bowl party
and uh inste b Hooters wings And I remember thinking.
I remember thinking, first of all, I never had these. Secondly,
it's definitely an ambiance kind of thing. It's it's not
quite the same. No having them take out to your friends.

Speaker 3 (02:08:07):
No, but but what a fucking pimp play though.

Speaker 5 (02:08:10):
Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (02:08:11):
I didn't go to Buffalo Wild Wings. No, no, no,
I went. I went and looked at some boobs and
then brought these to you. Guys. You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (02:08:21):
They have definitely pivoted away from the d de I.
They're they're not rocking the de I anymore at all.
If you look at their advertising, it is so far
back to what it used to be. It absolutely yeah,
which which is fine. I mean that that was what
made them what they were. I mean they were basically

(02:08:42):
a strip bar with food minus you know, niple. So well,
yeah exactly. I'm I'm all, I'm all in. I think
it's great. I I think it's a little piece of Americana.
I don't care if anybody ever not goes there. Just it.

(02:09:04):
It's fine. Good.

Speaker 3 (02:09:06):
You know. Here's the deal is, like you know, I'm
I'm not. I don't. I don't want to make women
like objects like you can't like it's a woman is
just not only about her sexuality. I totally agree with that.
I I don't I don't want my mom, or my wife,
or my daughter or or anybody just being viewed by

(02:09:28):
by the fact that they're a female and they're just
this object. I don't want that. Also, I do want
an experience where I get to go and flirt and
have fun with beautiful women that that makes me feel
more uh complete as a as a as a human
as it should a woman going out to a restaurant,

(02:09:51):
any restaurant and flirting with the cute, you know, waiter
like that's that's part of that's part of the game.
That's it's part of like learning our place in society.
It's part of being able to build skills that that
will actually help you make relationships later in your life.
And so, you know, when when you want to when

(02:10:13):
when feminists want to claim that Hooters is this evil,
you know again Nazi organization because they only want to
promote sex, it's it's not about that. It's so much
more nuanced than that. That like, you've missed the entire point.
And it's probably because you're an ugly, fucking lesbian. I mean,
I'm just I'm not I'm not trying to be a dick.

(02:10:35):
I'm just quoting facts. Here, so I, you know, hooters,
coming back to what it was and allowing women to
make money off the fact that men like to be
paid attention to and vice versa. That's not a bad thing.
And as long as it doesn't go to the creepy,

(02:10:57):
you know place where guys are following girls home and
all that. That's wrong, that's that's not okay. No, But
if we can keep it, if we can keep it
healthy and actually productive for everybody, I like, this is
a good thing. This is a win win for everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
Yeah. I always had a blast doing that and going
out and just being a guy, get some wings. She's hot,
This is cool. And I went home.

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
Yeah, and and and she's hot, and she knows she's hot.
So like she's doing her part by being like, hey,
let me get as much tips as I can. And
we're doing our part by being like, well, let's see
how much flirting we can do. And then at the
end of the day you get paid. We go home
and and do our lives and everybody's okay, it's not

(02:11:44):
it's not unhealthy.

Speaker 2 (02:11:47):
It's kind of like going a strip bar. Yeah, that
should be what beer are you taking to? Benfits?

Speaker 3 (02:11:56):
God? You know, I kind of a tough choice. I'm
gonna take the Wavefinder, and and only because I think
it was a bit more well balanced than the uh,
than the than the Hazy I p A, I hazy
it was. It was a bit hoppy. It was a
little just really like I said, grapefruit, uh just was heavy.

(02:12:20):
And then that didn't do anything to balance out the
bidder of the hops. So it was a little unbalanced.
Not that I didn't like the beer, but that first one,
that Wavefinder, was that dappele Bock. I I'm not a
huge Doppelback fan, but every once in a while they
hit home. This one hit home. It was really good.

(02:12:40):
So yeah, that's what I'm taking a bed.

Speaker 18 (02:12:42):
How about you, jesterre King, Philosphoe, Okay, Factory.

Speaker 2 (02:12:53):
I liked it a lot. It was a good I
p A. Neither of the beers were like epic tonight.
I kept it pretty low key, uh, but I did.
I enjoyed that probably out of the two beers much
much more.

Speaker 3 (02:13:03):
So.

Speaker 2 (02:13:03):
Maybe maybe we'll just say I would give it another
I would give it a second date.

Speaker 3 (02:13:09):
Okay, Yeah that's fair.

Speaker 2 (02:13:12):
Thank you to everybody who chimed in tonight and listened
to the show this week at Whiskey Underscore. Hell is
going to be the X place to find us on
X You guys can obviously download this everywhere if you
guys aren't already. Yeah, thanks for listening. I'm Steve McShane.

Speaker 3 (02:13:32):
I'm fits I think critically act accordingly.

Speaker 2 (02:13:38):
We'll talk to you soon.

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