February 22, 2023 • 27 mins
Looking for some tips on how to completely ruin your chances on a first date? Look no further! In this episode, I'll share the top 13 reasons why you're probably still single. From bad table manners to comparing your date to an ex, we'll cover it all with our signature sarcastic humor. Don't worry if you're already guilty of some of these things; there's always next time... or not. Join us for a fun-filled conversation on how to make sure you never get a second date and don't forget to follow us on social media for more dating disasters!
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Unknown (00:14):
What's going on guys?
Welcome back to another episodeof whiskey and uncensored. My
name is Eddie Lopez and I'mgoing to be the host of this
debauchery, where we discusssex, sex, trans dating,
relationships, and all the otherbullshit that comes along with
it all while drinking whiskey.
And today I am on the Oh, Irishfavorite Jameson. That's right,
(00:38):
got Jameson on the rocks. Idon't think I've actually had
Jameson on the show yet. Andhere we are. Today, it's gonna
be a little different as I amsolo. So we're going to give
this episode a shot. I'm alwayslooking at trying to provide
content in many different ways.
So we're gonna give this soloepisode a chance. You guys also
haven't noticed, whiskey anduncensor now has a blog. So when
(01:03):
you get a chance, go check outthe website, whiskey and
uncensored.com. And you'll seethe blog options in the title.
Those are not the titles but theheader, whatever you want to
call it. Anyways, there's a damnlink up there you guys can check
it out. So today's topic wasrather interesting. And fellas,
(01:27):
this is going to basically putme in a status of Love Guru for
you guys, because I'm gonna behere to help you guys. Figure
out why you didn't get a seconddate. With your dream girl. I
found this article on your tangoto discussing the 13 unsexy
reasons and I figured it was agood time to break it down and
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help you guys out and possiblyget a second date. So let's get
right into it. Reason numberone, your way to win her. Look,
I get it. Dating is tough. Weall want to be liked validated.
But there's a line betweenshowing interest in just coming
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on way too strong. Nothing'sgonna send her running to the
hills faster than someone who'salready planning a wedding
before the appetizers evenarrive. Guys, don't be that guy.
You know what they say? Slow andsteady wins the race. So just
take it easy Pippin pump thebrakes, start with a
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conversation. See if you guyshave any similar interest, maybe
discover that your completeopposites. Either way, just give
each other the space to get toknow each other without being
suffocated. So take a breath,relax, enjoy the moment. And who
knows, maybe you'll be the luckyone that gets to take her home
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after date one. Reason numbertwo, you got way too drunk.
Look, I get it. Sometimes youguys need that liquid courage to
help loosen up and let yourpersonality shine right? But let
me tell you there is a fine linebetween having a good time and
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making a complete fool ofyourself. When she sees you
stumbling around slurring yourwords, and even maybe drawing on
your shirt. It's not exactly aturn on man. Just think about
that. In fact, it's probably herfucking red flags going off in
her head like this is not goingto happen. If you can't handle
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your alcohol on a first date.
What is she going to be thinkingof? Potentially, how you're
going to act on a second andthird date? Helmet? If she's
even thinking about that. Let'sjust go with that. Because Are
you going to be that guy callingher at 3am Drunk dial in
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professing your love? Nah, man,she's going to tap out. She's
not going to find getting drunkand started acting like an idiot
trying to start a bar fight.
She's going to be looking forthat mature person and
responsible person. It's notgoing to be you. So do your guys
selves a favor. Pace yourselveson the first date. Remember,
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it's all about that firstimpression, right? Don't show
off all your party tricks justyet. And if you can't handle
your drinks, order something nonalcoholic but be discreet about
it don't have to publicize thatyou're drinking non alcoholic at
least that way. In thisinstance, you won't have that
killer hangover and a ruinedchance for a second date. Now,
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if getting drunk wasn't badenough. Reason number three. You
idiots aren't getting a seconddate is you got to grabbing. I
mean, come on. What's the dealwith getting grabbed? on the
first date, do you really thinkthat's going to be your best
way? Let me tell you again, it'snot when you start pulling at
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them like a grizzly bear goingafter a honeypot. It doesn't
make her feel some kind of way.
She's just going to be lookingfor security, a bouncer to get
out of that situation. It's nothow you want to go brothers,
you're attracted to him. Youwant to make the move, but
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there's a right way to do it.
And there's a wrong way. Thewrong way is to start with the
grab ass before you even got tokiss. The right way to feel her
out. Maybe lean in for the kiss.
And then she pulls away therespect that she's just not into
you yet. But crazy concept. Itcould work if you just wait.
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Just know the right time. Imean, let's be real, grabbing
her before she's given anyinterest. It'd be just seen as
disrespectful. Believe it or notpopular to contrary belief.
Women do deserve to be treatedwith respect, just like you want
to be treated, right? Sothere'll be that fool, just
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because I'm sorry, I'm trying tohave my thoughts process here.
Just because you're on a datewith her doesn't mean that
you're automatically or thatshe's automatically okay with
you touching her. It's not likeyou're the first guy on her date
that she's ever gone on a datewith. So just keep that in mind.
So, your tip for not being sograbby is take it slow. If she's
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interested, she'll let you know.
And if she's not, well, hell,she was gonna let you know that
too. But grabbing them withoutpermission. Man, don't be that
guy. It's not the right move,man. You don't want to be the
first one to get slapped. Or youdon't want to be that guy that
got slapped on the date. Justkeep it to yourself until the
moments right. Number four, thisis a this one is interesting. I
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thought bad table manners. We'reall human. And sometimes we slip
up. But there are certain thingsthat are just unforgivable
things you can't unseeespecially on the first day. For
starters, if you're smackingyour lips, it's not appetizing
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to hear. It's just downrightdisgusting. You're not a cow
grazing in the pasture guys. Andthose of you who chew with their
mouth open. I don't know aboutyou, but I'm sure she shares her
doesn't want to see your foodgetting exploited. Like it's
some lab experiment. It's notcute. Just plus it out. Gross,
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man. Now, your table manners ofslurping at the table. Listen,
you guys are not impressinganyone with your ability to make
annoying noises while you eatand not eating pussy. You're not
slurping on the clip. So saveit, save it for the bedroom. If
you ever get a chance to take tothe bedroom guys. And those that
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have their elbows on the tableand talk with your mouth full.
Did your mama not teach youabout this? How to present
yourself in a situation on adate, or just table manners in
general? Come on, guys. We arebetter than this. Remember,
we're trying to impress thechick and get a second date. And
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we're already up to number four.
And if you're doing thesemistakes so far, you're batting
zero right now. So we all haveour quirks. We know we're not
all perfect. But when it comesto your table manners, and you
guys got to step up the game,right? You're gonna find
yourself dating alone. Now,don't get me wrong. Sometimes.
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Dining alone isn't horrible. Iknow for sure my Asad done it
many times, I sat at the bar.
Sometimes conversations with thebartender can possibly lead to
things if you play your games,right? But we're not here to
discuss that. We're here to talkabout why you're not getting
that second date. And there yougo. There's four reasons already
for you. So think about that.
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Number five, you didn't offerthe buyer a drink. You're
probably tired of people sayingchivalry is dead, how women are
independent and all that. Butlet me tell you, there's at
least one thing that's stillexpected on your first date. And
that's offering to buy her atrain. It's not rocket science,
guys. Dating can be expensive.
Yes. Especially if you're goingto go out with a girl who has a
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taste for the finer things, thebetter quality of things. But if
you can't afford to buy a drink,you probably can't afford data
in the first place. Just saying.
What's that saying? guys gottastay in your fucking lane. I
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mean, if you guys can't affordher, then don't ask her and
offering to split the bill isnot going to be enough guys.
Just don't play that role. Bethe man at least pay for the
entire night. But you might bethinking what if she doesn't
drink well on that case youordered her the non alcoholic
drink. And if she declines that,take the hit, she's probably not
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drinking to move on. But here'sthe thing. If you don't offer
her a drink, you might besending a message to her
thinking that you're cheap orworse that you just don't even
care. And that's not the messageyou guys want. You're not gonna
get that second date. So nexttime you go out with a girl,
don't forget, fire the drink.
Trust me, it'll go a long way.
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And who knows, maybe even asecond date. Or even better. A
night out impound town. Just gotto understand the process.
Number six, your twittered inher presence? Seriously, guys, I
get it. We all get excited. Wewant to blast out like
everything we do. I mean, shit,I know, at least when I go
somewhere, initially, I do. Ilike to do my check ins because
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there are times where I like togo back to my memories and
figure out places I've been. Butonce I do my check in my phone
is the one facedown. So what youwant to do is you want to put
your phone down and connect withthat person in front of you. I
know we get antsy we want tocheck notifications. But
remember, every fucking dayguys, show a little bit of self
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control. Don't get me wrong,sharing is great and all but
again, put it facedown. Enjoyyour date, and give her the
attention. Sure that worksbetter toward that second date.
Now, don't make the mistake. Ifyou happen to tweet, or post or
anything about this date. Don'tpost anything that she's boring,
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or anything like that. Becauseyeah, it's going to come back at
you is not going to go well.
Don't be that guy, like my buddyClint, who decides to. And
sorry, Clint, I put you outthere who decides the texture
buddy. She's a little on thethicker side. But she seems to
be a lot of fun. And think thatyou're going to send it to me,
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when in fact you accidentallysend it to her. And somehow,
because of that, you get left ata theme park on a date, guys.
There'll be a Clint, Clint, Ilove you enough. But this one
here, just had me thinking ofyou. So put our phones away.
enjoy the company of the personreferring to you and save the
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posting for later. Trust me,she's going to thank you for
number seven guys on the list.
No eye contact. Eye contact canbe intimidating. After all,
you're staring directly into thedepths of her soul, or she's
staring directly into your soul.
Here's the thing, fellas. If youcan't make eye contact, which
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your date is telling her thatyou're not really interested in
her as a person, you'rebasically saying I'd rather be
staring at the wall than lookingat your pretty face. It's not a
way to get a second day, guys.
You don't want her to think thatyou're more interested in that
damn burger that somebody put onthe wall than listening to her
life stories. I get it.
Sometimes the stories can beboring. And you might not
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already be that interested inher but at least make her feel
somewhat important, right? Sohere's a tip to make that eye
contact. Look at the spacebetween her eyes. Not her tits,
okay? Not her tits, but hereyes, it'll give the illusion
that you're making eye contactwith her without actually having
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to look directly in her eyes.
Pro tip villas, you can't getbetter than that. Now, if you're
outside, wear sunglasses. But adisclaimer, please only wear
sunglasses. If you're outside.
Don't be that douchebag wearingsunglasses inside. That is the
most annoying thing to see. AndI'm sorry if some of my
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listeners actually wearsunglasses inside. But it is a
douchey thing to do. You're nota fucking celebrity. It doesn't
make you look mysterious. Itjust just don't. So if you want
that second date, make the eyecontact. Otherwise, your day is
gonna assume you're just notinterested or, and she'll find
the next guy to look into hereyes be hypnotized. And next
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thing you know, he's taken herto downtown. Number eight, you
make lots of big declarativestatements about what you're
looking for. Basically, aka whatthis is saying is don't talk a
big game. Don't already planshit well in advance. Because
nothing says romantic partner,like someone who's already talks
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about themselves in the thirdperson and just list off a bunch
of qualities like a grocerylist, because let me let me let
me think about this. You'reprobably asking or telling her I
should say what you're lookingfor is someone who's ambitious,
fun loving and loyal, which issomething that can be easily
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summed up probably over zoomreally To see if it's even the
dates even needed or a 30 minutedate, or you're reading off your
LinkedIn profile to see, to justtell her how accomplished you
are. If that. So, if you'realready doing this, I can
promise you, you just, you didnot entice her, you did not get
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her involved. In fact, why don'twe just skip all of this, skip
the date, send her yourPowerPoint presentation as to
why she should date you. And seeif she gets back with you.
Because you planning multipledates before you even go on the
first date. It's almost as badas the first one that you're
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already to into her. And shehasn't even gotten to know you.
So the point is, don't jump toconclusions, baby steps, and
don't talk a big game early onthe date. Just find out who she
is. Number nine, let me get mydrinking for this one, because
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this is gonna be fun. Yeah,college ex girlfriend crazy
during this date. All right,let's talk about this strategy
here. Did you really think itwas a good idea to call her
crazy on your ex girlfriendcrazy on a first date. I mean, I
get it, you're trying to justifythat you weren't the crazy one,
or you are the same one in yourprior relationship. But if you
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do this, it looks like to herthat he already started to
insult every woman on theplanet. And your likeability
just tanked. Now I get it. Weall have had our crazies, but
it's probably safe bet to keepthat to yourself. And don't
express that on the first day. Iknow, you probably thought it
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was gonna make you look and youjust had, I don't know, bad luck
with the ladies. Man, calling awoman crazy is probably the most
insulting thing you can say toher. It's patronizing to him.
It's essentially calling her theother C word. So here's a tip
fellas, if you want to impressher on that first date, skip any
word with the letter C, just toplay it safe could get to the
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second day. Even if the x wascrazy, because like I said, we
have all had our fair shares ofcrazies. Because we're always
the same one, right? It's alwaysthe other person.
Number 10. You didn't bringanything to the conversation?
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Look, you managed to spend theentire night with this gorgeous
woman. And you'd even put anyeffort into it. Why? Because you
didn't bring anything to theconversation. Not a single
question, not a witty smartassremark, or anything funny. And
we already discussed many timesin previous episodes that women
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love humor. It's like the cheatcode. Guys. If you're funny as
fuck. You're guaranteed at leasta second date, if not,
potentially sex on the firstdate. But you gotta be funny.
But no, instead, you guys aresitting there with a bunch of
silence and nervous laughter. Imean, who needs to connect with
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somebody, right? Just sit therelike a bump monologue, waiting
for her to carry thatconversation. After all, you're
a man don't need to waste yourprecious brainpower in small
talk. No, not you. Let her doall the work. I mean, I'm pretty
sure if you're like me, yourfantasy football stats were
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horrible. And I'm sure thatcould be on your mind. But let's
put that in the past fellas.
Fantasy Football is overfootball's over. Let's focus on
that date. The funny thing aboutthis is, you probably don't
realize how boring you end upbeing to that other person. By
just sitting there nodding yourhead to whatever she said. I
mean, why even try to bother andimpress her futures? Gonna let
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her do all the work, right?
Question is, did you put anyeffort and get dressed up?
Because number 11 is what we'llget into is about dressing.
Which we'll get into that next.
But again, who needs a goodconversation? stuff your face
and hope that she's toodistracted with your horrible
table manners that she didn'tmean notice your complete lack
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of personality. So let's notmake this mistake guys. chat it
up. She wants to be talked toit's the whole point of going on
a date talking getting to newergetting the banger. Remember
that? Alright, so number 11.
dressed to impress. Ah, so youdid it. Dress up? More than
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likely, or that's what I'mlearning nowadays is a lot of
guys don't care about theirlooks or how they're presented.
I get it. You're a man. Butshowing up in a ratty as t
shirt. Sweatpants isn't going toimpress anybody There's a time
and place to impress her withyour dick imprint from your
sweatpants, guys. I get it.
Girls love the gray sweatpants.
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But there is a time in place. Imean a hell I like wearing my
sweatpants when I'm at home. Butthere's a time and place that
you can rock the imprint walkaround Target or something. Pro
tip guys sweat pants at Target.
It's ideal. It's isn't thatimportant to make a good first
impression is the thing. If youdon't care enough to put on a
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decent outfit, what else Don'tyou care about? Personal
hygiene? Manners. Little effortgoes a long way guys out fashion
faux Paul. And this willprobably stir up some things.
sandals and socks combos guys.
You guys are on the beach.
You're on a date. Don't tell meyou're going with the casual
look. Because casual is onething sloppy is another plus.
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Who wears socks with sandalsanyways? The fuck? Honestly, did
you not have anything else towear? There's an entire wardrobe
out there or excuse me, notwardrobe. But there's an entire
store or stores out theredesigned to help you look good.
It's a no brainer, guys, thestores that help you look good.
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Have a goal in their mind. helpyou be successful and get laid.
It's just as simple. It's notrocket science guys. Put on a
decent shirt, maybe a jacket andsome decent shoes. You've
instantly went from slob togentleman. But hey, what do I
know? Just trying to help youguys out right? Keep dressing
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like a slob. See where it getshere. You may find someone that
shares your love, comfort overstyle, laziness. But no
judgment. This is a judgmentfree zone until you go on that
date. Number 12. This one I thisone I didn't understand. I don't
get it. But number 12 You wererude to the waiter or waitress?
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It's uncalled for, especially ona date. Or at any time. Why? Why
be rude to the waiter? Waitress?
You think it's an impressivemove? I'm sure your date thought
it was thrilling to see youtreat a complete stranger like
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shit. I mean, who needs to benice to someone who's serving
your fucking food? Right? It'snot like they're not going to
control anything that goes onyour plate. Yeah, why bother
with human decency? Dick move,guys. Quick move. Our sure she's
gushing. Referring to your date.
I'm sure she's gushing, that shejust watched you belittle the
server, or taken too long tobring out the food, bring out
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the drinks. It's nothing likescreaming, charm and
attractiveness for belittlingsomeone just doing their job. So
congrats showing your truecolors, guys. And you wonder why
you're not getting this seconddate. I'm just baffled. But
please don't make this mistake.
Shit happens. You're in arestaurant, it gets busy. I get
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it. Sometimes the service is notthe best. But again, shit
happens. Be the man be thebetter person and just deal with
the horrible night and move on.
And just know that you probablymay not visit that location
again, or for some time. Just noneed to belittle somebody. And
finally, reason number 13. Youcompared your date to someone
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else. Idiots. Please tell me youguys aren't doing this shit,
please. Because obviously, it'sgot to be happening because it
wouldn't have made someone'sarticle. So for this to even be
a bullet point that you guys arecomparing your dates to someone
else. Okay. So let's talk aboutthis. Why? Why would you want to
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compare your date to annexalready? One you should even
bring up your ex, especially ifyou call it a crazy previously,
or bringing up the fact thatyour ex is going to need flame.
And you're essentially comparingyourself to the new flame and
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your ex all together. It's not agood look, guys, it is not a
good look. If you want tocompare yourselves, do it on a
separate date. Maybe date numbertwo, date number three, or not
even at all it's it reallybottom line is not going to help
you guys, and I'm pretty sureyour date is not going to want
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to hear your constant stories ofcomparison. Now don't get me
wrong. Everyone's had priorrelationships when they're going
on dates and yes, sometimesstories will come up and a lot
of stories will involve exes,but that's different compared to
comparing them to your ex Next,nobody wants to be compared.
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They want to be their ownexperience to you. They do not
want to be compared to see ifthey're actually better or
worse. So, guys, don't comparehim his. It's just that simple.
Don't bring it up. Be smartabout it. Do you want that
second date, don't walk incompare. There's nothing else I
can tell you more about that. Soin closing, we're gonna go ahead
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and wrap that up. For thisepisode, I went over some of the
most cringe worthy datingmistakes that you should avoid
in hopes of getting that seconddate. Just remember, the key is
to be yourself. If not, fuck,let's be a better version of
yourself. Be present and respectyour date. And if you made any
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of these mistakes, don't worry,shits happen to the best of us.
Hopefully not this entire listhas happened to you. Because
then there's no reason whyyou've even tried to date
somebody, but learn from yourmistakes and try it again. It's
all we can do. So hope you guysenjoyed this episode. Different
from me doing a solo episode,we'll see how this goes. Maybe
I'll continue to do easierepisodes or I can just discuss
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What's going on guys?
Welcome back to another episodeof whiskey and uncensored. My
name is Eddie Lopez and I'mgoing to be the host of this
debauchery, where we discusssex, sex, trans dating,
relationships, and all the otherbullshit that comes along with
it all while drinking whiskey.
And today I am on the Oh, Irishfavorite Jameson. That's right,
(00:38):
got Jameson on the rocks. Idon't think I've actually had
Jameson on the show yet. Andhere we are. Today, it's gonna
be a little different as I amsolo. So we're going to give
this episode a shot. I'm alwayslooking at trying to provide
content in many different ways.
So we're gonna give this soloepisode a chance. You guys also
haven't noticed, whiskey anduncensor now has a blog. So when
(01:03):
you get a chance, go check outthe website, whiskey and
uncensored.com. And you'll seethe blog options in the title.
Those are not the titles but theheader, whatever you want to
call it. Anyways, there's a damnlink up there you guys can check
it out. So today's topic wasrather interesting. And fellas,
(01:27):
this is going to basically putme in a status of Love Guru for
you guys, because I'm gonna behere to help you guys. Figure
out why you didn't get a seconddate. With your dream girl. I
found this article on your tangoto discussing the 13 unsexy
reasons and I figured it was agood time to break it down and
(01:49):
help you guys out and possiblyget a second date. So let's get
right into it. Reason numberone, your way to win her. Look,
I get it. Dating is tough. Weall want to be liked validated.
But there's a line betweenshowing interest in just coming
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on way too strong. Nothing'sgonna send her running to the
hills faster than someone who'salready planning a wedding
before the appetizers evenarrive. Guys, don't be that guy.
You know what they say? Slow andsteady wins the race. So just
take it easy Pippin pump thebrakes, start with a
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conversation. See if you guyshave any similar interest, maybe
discover that your completeopposites. Either way, just give
each other the space to get toknow each other without being
suffocated. So take a breath,relax, enjoy the moment. And who
knows, maybe you'll be the luckyone that gets to take her home
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after date one. Reason numbertwo, you got way too drunk.
Look, I get it. Sometimes youguys need that liquid courage to
help loosen up and let yourpersonality shine right? But let
me tell you there is a fine linebetween having a good time and
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making a complete fool ofyourself. When she sees you
stumbling around slurring yourwords, and even maybe drawing on
your shirt. It's not exactly aturn on man. Just think about
that. In fact, it's probably herfucking red flags going off in
her head like this is not goingto happen. If you can't handle
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your alcohol on a first date.
What is she going to be thinkingof? Potentially, how you're
going to act on a second andthird date? Helmet? If she's
even thinking about that. Let'sjust go with that. Because Are
you going to be that guy callingher at 3am Drunk dial in
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professing your love? Nah, man,she's going to tap out. She's
not going to find getting drunkand started acting like an idiot
trying to start a bar fight.
She's going to be looking forthat mature person and
responsible person. It's notgoing to be you. So do your guys
selves a favor. Pace yourselveson the first date. Remember,
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it's all about that firstimpression, right? Don't show
off all your party tricks justyet. And if you can't handle
your drinks, order something nonalcoholic but be discreet about
it don't have to publicize thatyou're drinking non alcoholic at
least that way. In thisinstance, you won't have that
killer hangover and a ruinedchance for a second date. Now,
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if getting drunk wasn't badenough. Reason number three. You
idiots aren't getting a seconddate is you got to grabbing. I
mean, come on. What's the dealwith getting grabbed? on the
first date, do you really thinkthat's going to be your best
way? Let me tell you again, it'snot when you start pulling at
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them like a grizzly bear goingafter a honeypot. It doesn't
make her feel some kind of way.
She's just going to be lookingfor security, a bouncer to get
out of that situation. It's nothow you want to go brothers,
you're attracted to him. Youwant to make the move, but
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there's a right way to do it.
And there's a wrong way. Thewrong way is to start with the
grab ass before you even got tokiss. The right way to feel her
out. Maybe lean in for the kiss.
And then she pulls away therespect that she's just not into
you yet. But crazy concept. Itcould work if you just wait.
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Just know the right time. Imean, let's be real, grabbing
her before she's given anyinterest. It'd be just seen as
disrespectful. Believe it or notpopular to contrary belief.
Women do deserve to be treatedwith respect, just like you want
to be treated, right? Sothere'll be that fool, just
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because I'm sorry, I'm trying tohave my thoughts process here.
Just because you're on a datewith her doesn't mean that
you're automatically or thatshe's automatically okay with
you touching her. It's not likeyou're the first guy on her date
that she's ever gone on a datewith. So just keep that in mind.
So, your tip for not being sograbby is take it slow. If she's
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interested, she'll let you know.
And if she's not, well, hell,she was gonna let you know that
too. But grabbing them withoutpermission. Man, don't be that
guy. It's not the right move,man. You don't want to be the
first one to get slapped. Or youdon't want to be that guy that
got slapped on the date. Justkeep it to yourself until the
moments right. Number four, thisis a this one is interesting. I
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thought bad table manners. We'reall human. And sometimes we slip
up. But there are certain thingsthat are just unforgivable
things you can't unseeespecially on the first day. For
starters, if you're smackingyour lips, it's not appetizing
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to hear. It's just downrightdisgusting. You're not a cow
grazing in the pasture guys. Andthose of you who chew with their
mouth open. I don't know aboutyou, but I'm sure she shares her
doesn't want to see your foodgetting exploited. Like it's
some lab experiment. It's notcute. Just plus it out. Gross,
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man. Now, your table manners ofslurping at the table. Listen,
you guys are not impressinganyone with your ability to make
annoying noises while you eatand not eating pussy. You're not
slurping on the clip. So saveit, save it for the bedroom. If
you ever get a chance to take tothe bedroom guys. And those that
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have their elbows on the tableand talk with your mouth full.
Did your mama not teach youabout this? How to present
yourself in a situation on adate, or just table manners in
general? Come on, guys. We arebetter than this. Remember,
we're trying to impress thechick and get a second date. And
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we're already up to number four.
And if you're doing thesemistakes so far, you're batting
zero right now. So we all haveour quirks. We know we're not
all perfect. But when it comesto your table manners, and you
guys got to step up the game,right? You're gonna find
yourself dating alone. Now,don't get me wrong. Sometimes.
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Dining alone isn't horrible. Iknow for sure my Asad done it
many times, I sat at the bar.
Sometimes conversations with thebartender can possibly lead to
things if you play your games,right? But we're not here to
discuss that. We're here to talkabout why you're not getting
that second date. And there yougo. There's four reasons already
for you. So think about that.
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Number five, you didn't offerthe buyer a drink. You're
probably tired of people sayingchivalry is dead, how women are
independent and all that. Butlet me tell you, there's at
least one thing that's stillexpected on your first date. And
that's offering to buy her atrain. It's not rocket science,
guys. Dating can be expensive.
Yes. Especially if you're goingto go out with a girl who has a
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taste for the finer things, thebetter quality of things. But if
you can't afford to buy a drink,you probably can't afford data
in the first place. Just saying.
What's that saying? guys gottastay in your fucking lane. I
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mean, if you guys can't affordher, then don't ask her and
offering to split the bill isnot going to be enough guys.
Just don't play that role. Bethe man at least pay for the
entire night. But you might bethinking what if she doesn't
drink well on that case youordered her the non alcoholic
drink. And if she declines that,take the hit, she's probably not
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drinking to move on. But here'sthe thing. If you don't offer
her a drink, you might besending a message to her
thinking that you're cheap orworse that you just don't even
care. And that's not the messageyou guys want. You're not gonna
get that second date. So nexttime you go out with a girl,
don't forget, fire the drink.
Trust me, it'll go a long way.
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And who knows, maybe even asecond date. Or even better. A
night out impound town. Just gotto understand the process.
Number six, your twittered inher presence? Seriously, guys, I
get it. We all get excited. Wewant to blast out like
everything we do. I mean, shit,I know, at least when I go
somewhere, initially, I do. Ilike to do my check ins because
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there are times where I like togo back to my memories and
figure out places I've been. Butonce I do my check in my phone
is the one facedown. So what youwant to do is you want to put
your phone down and connect withthat person in front of you. I
know we get antsy we want tocheck notifications. But
remember, every fucking dayguys, show a little bit of self
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control. Don't get me wrong,sharing is great and all but
again, put it facedown. Enjoyyour date, and give her the
attention. Sure that worksbetter toward that second date.
Now, don't make the mistake. Ifyou happen to tweet, or post or
anything about this date. Don'tpost anything that she's boring,
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or anything like that. Becauseyeah, it's going to come back at
you is not going to go well.
Don't be that guy, like my buddyClint, who decides to. And
sorry, Clint, I put you outthere who decides the texture
buddy. She's a little on thethicker side. But she seems to
be a lot of fun. And think thatyou're going to send it to me,
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when in fact you accidentallysend it to her. And somehow,
because of that, you get left ata theme park on a date, guys.
There'll be a Clint, Clint, Ilove you enough. But this one
here, just had me thinking ofyou. So put our phones away.
enjoy the company of the personreferring to you and save the
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posting for later. Trust me,she's going to thank you for
number seven guys on the list.
No eye contact. Eye contact canbe intimidating. After all,
you're staring directly into thedepths of her soul, or she's
staring directly into your soul.
Here's the thing, fellas. If youcan't make eye contact, which
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your date is telling her thatyou're not really interested in
her as a person, you'rebasically saying I'd rather be
staring at the wall than lookingat your pretty face. It's not a
way to get a second day, guys.
You don't want her to think thatyou're more interested in that
damn burger that somebody put onthe wall than listening to her
life stories. I get it.
Sometimes the stories can beboring. And you might not
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already be that interested inher but at least make her feel
somewhat important, right? Sohere's a tip to make that eye
contact. Look at the spacebetween her eyes. Not her tits,
okay? Not her tits, but hereyes, it'll give the illusion
that you're making eye contactwith her without actually having
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to look directly in her eyes.
Pro tip villas, you can't getbetter than that. Now, if you're
outside, wear sunglasses. But adisclaimer, please only wear
sunglasses. If you're outside.
Don't be that douchebag wearingsunglasses inside. That is the
most annoying thing to see. AndI'm sorry if some of my
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listeners actually wearsunglasses inside. But it is a
douchey thing to do. You're nota fucking celebrity. It doesn't
make you look mysterious. Itjust just don't. So if you want
that second date, make the eyecontact. Otherwise, your day is
gonna assume you're just notinterested or, and she'll find
the next guy to look into hereyes be hypnotized. And next
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thing you know, he's taken herto downtown. Number eight, you
make lots of big declarativestatements about what you're
looking for. Basically, aka whatthis is saying is don't talk a
big game. Don't already planshit well in advance. Because
nothing says romantic partner,like someone who's already talks
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about themselves in the thirdperson and just list off a bunch
of qualities like a grocerylist, because let me let me let
me think about this. You'reprobably asking or telling her I
should say what you're lookingfor is someone who's ambitious,
fun loving and loyal, which issomething that can be easily
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summed up probably over zoomreally To see if it's even the
dates even needed or a 30 minutedate, or you're reading off your
LinkedIn profile to see, to justtell her how accomplished you
are. If that. So, if you'realready doing this, I can
promise you, you just, you didnot entice her, you did not get
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her involved. In fact, why don'twe just skip all of this, skip
the date, send her yourPowerPoint presentation as to
why she should date you. And seeif she gets back with you.
Because you planning multipledates before you even go on the
first date. It's almost as badas the first one that you're
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already to into her. And shehasn't even gotten to know you.
So the point is, don't jump toconclusions, baby steps, and
don't talk a big game early onthe date. Just find out who she
is. Number nine, let me get mydrinking for this one, because
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this is gonna be fun. Yeah,college ex girlfriend crazy
during this date. All right,let's talk about this strategy
here. Did you really think itwas a good idea to call her
crazy on your ex girlfriendcrazy on a first date. I mean, I
get it, you're trying to justifythat you weren't the crazy one,
or you are the same one in yourprior relationship. But if you
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do this, it looks like to herthat he already started to
insult every woman on theplanet. And your likeability
just tanked. Now I get it. Weall have had our crazies, but
it's probably safe bet to keepthat to yourself. And don't
express that on the first day. Iknow, you probably thought it
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was gonna make you look and youjust had, I don't know, bad luck
with the ladies. Man, calling awoman crazy is probably the most
insulting thing you can say toher. It's patronizing to him.
It's essentially calling her theother C word. So here's a tip
fellas, if you want to impressher on that first date, skip any
word with the letter C, just toplay it safe could get to the
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second day. Even if the x wascrazy, because like I said, we
have all had our fair shares ofcrazies. Because we're always
the same one, right? It's alwaysthe other person.
Number 10. You didn't bringanything to the conversation?
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Look, you managed to spend theentire night with this gorgeous
woman. And you'd even put anyeffort into it. Why? Because you
didn't bring anything to theconversation. Not a single
question, not a witty smartassremark, or anything funny. And
we already discussed many timesin previous episodes that women
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love humor. It's like the cheatcode. Guys. If you're funny as
fuck. You're guaranteed at leasta second date, if not,
potentially sex on the firstdate. But you gotta be funny.
But no, instead, you guys aresitting there with a bunch of
silence and nervous laughter. Imean, who needs to connect with
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somebody, right? Just sit therelike a bump monologue, waiting
for her to carry thatconversation. After all, you're
a man don't need to waste yourprecious brainpower in small
talk. No, not you. Let her doall the work. I mean, I'm pretty
sure if you're like me, yourfantasy football stats were
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horrible. And I'm sure thatcould be on your mind. But let's
put that in the past fellas.
Fantasy Football is overfootball's over. Let's focus on
that date. The funny thing aboutthis is, you probably don't
realize how boring you end upbeing to that other person. By
just sitting there nodding yourhead to whatever she said. I
mean, why even try to bother andimpress her futures? Gonna let
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her do all the work, right?
Question is, did you put anyeffort and get dressed up?
Because number 11 is what we'llget into is about dressing.
Which we'll get into that next.
But again, who needs a goodconversation? stuff your face
and hope that she's toodistracted with your horrible
table manners that she didn'tmean notice your complete lack
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of personality. So let's notmake this mistake guys. chat it
up. She wants to be talked toit's the whole point of going on
a date talking getting to newergetting the banger. Remember
that? Alright, so number 11.
dressed to impress. Ah, so youdid it. Dress up? More than
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likely, or that's what I'mlearning nowadays is a lot of
guys don't care about theirlooks or how they're presented.
I get it. You're a man. Butshowing up in a ratty as t
shirt. Sweatpants isn't going toimpress anybody There's a time
and place to impress her withyour dick imprint from your
sweatpants, guys. I get it.
Girls love the gray sweatpants.
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But there is a time in place. Imean a hell I like wearing my
sweatpants when I'm at home. Butthere's a time and place that
you can rock the imprint walkaround Target or something. Pro
tip guys sweat pants at Target.
It's ideal. It's isn't thatimportant to make a good first
impression is the thing. If youdon't care enough to put on a
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decent outfit, what else Don'tyou care about? Personal
hygiene? Manners. Little effortgoes a long way guys out fashion
faux Paul. And this willprobably stir up some things.
sandals and socks combos guys.
You guys are on the beach.
You're on a date. Don't tell meyou're going with the casual
look. Because casual is onething sloppy is another plus.
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Who wears socks with sandalsanyways? The fuck? Honestly, did
you not have anything else towear? There's an entire wardrobe
out there or excuse me, notwardrobe. But there's an entire
store or stores out theredesigned to help you look good.
It's a no brainer, guys, thestores that help you look good.
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Have a goal in their mind. helpyou be successful and get laid.
It's just as simple. It's notrocket science guys. Put on a
decent shirt, maybe a jacket andsome decent shoes. You've
instantly went from slob togentleman. But hey, what do I
know? Just trying to help youguys out right? Keep dressing
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like a slob. See where it getshere. You may find someone that
shares your love, comfort overstyle, laziness. But no
judgment. This is a judgmentfree zone until you go on that
date. Number 12. This one I thisone I didn't understand. I don't
get it. But number 12 You wererude to the waiter or waitress?
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It's uncalled for, especially ona date. Or at any time. Why? Why
be rude to the waiter? Waitress?
You think it's an impressivemove? I'm sure your date thought
it was thrilling to see youtreat a complete stranger like
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shit. I mean, who needs to benice to someone who's serving
your fucking food? Right? It'snot like they're not going to
control anything that goes onyour plate. Yeah, why bother
with human decency? Dick move,guys. Quick move. Our sure she's
gushing. Referring to your date.
I'm sure she's gushing, that shejust watched you belittle the
server, or taken too long tobring out the food, bring out
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the drinks. It's nothing likescreaming, charm and
attractiveness for belittlingsomeone just doing their job. So
congrats showing your truecolors, guys. And you wonder why
you're not getting this seconddate. I'm just baffled. But
please don't make this mistake.
Shit happens. You're in arestaurant, it gets busy. I get
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it. Sometimes the service is notthe best. But again, shit
happens. Be the man be thebetter person and just deal with
the horrible night and move on.
And just know that you probablymay not visit that location
again, or for some time. Just noneed to belittle somebody. And
finally, reason number 13. Youcompared your date to someone
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else. Idiots. Please tell me youguys aren't doing this shit,
please. Because obviously, it'sgot to be happening because it
wouldn't have made someone'sarticle. So for this to even be
a bullet point that you guys arecomparing your dates to someone
else. Okay. So let's talk aboutthis. Why? Why would you want to
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compare your date to annexalready? One you should even
bring up your ex, especially ifyou call it a crazy previously,
or bringing up the fact thatyour ex is going to need flame.
And you're essentially comparingyourself to the new flame and
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your ex all together. It's not agood look, guys, it is not a
good look. If you want tocompare yourselves, do it on a
separate date. Maybe date numbertwo, date number three, or not
even at all it's it reallybottom line is not going to help
you guys, and I'm pretty sureyour date is not going to want
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to hear your constant stories ofcomparison. Now don't get me
wrong. Everyone's had priorrelationships when they're going
on dates and yes, sometimesstories will come up and a lot
of stories will involve exes,but that's different compared to
comparing them to your ex Next,nobody wants to be compared.
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They want to be their ownexperience to you. They do not
want to be compared to see ifthey're actually better or
worse. So, guys, don't comparehim his. It's just that simple.
Don't bring it up. Be smartabout it. Do you want that
second date, don't walk incompare. There's nothing else I
can tell you more about that. Soin closing, we're gonna go ahead
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and wrap that up. For thisepisode, I went over some of the
most cringe worthy datingmistakes that you should avoid
in hopes of getting that seconddate. Just remember, the key is
to be yourself. If not, fuck,let's be a better version of
yourself. Be present and respectyour date. And if you made any
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of these mistakes, don't worry,shits happen to the best of us.
Hopefully not this entire listhas happened to you. Because
then there's no reason whyyou've even tried to date
somebody, but learn from yourmistakes and try it again. It's
all we can do. So hope you guysenjoyed this episode. Different
from me doing a solo episode,we'll see how this goes. Maybe
I'll continue to do easierepisodes or I can just discuss
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points and stuff on varioustopics that I can at least have
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den on sensor blog. I think atthis time, by time this will
post there's about six blogposts already up there. And
they're pretty good. Thetraction I'm actually seeing on
the website, the traffic isactually been rather impressive.
Again, the the traffic that I'mseeing for the blog, I've been
blown away. So it's actuallylooks like people are enjoying
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also reading some of the topicsthat have happened to go up
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