February 2, 2023 • 50 mins
In this episode, we dive into the top 5 worst places to have a first date, according to men. From the pressure of a sit-down restaurant to the lack of interaction at a movie theater, the noisy atmosphere of a loud music venue, the messiness of a BBQ restaurant, and the intimacy of either person's home, these places can make for a disastrous first date. But fear not! Our hosts share insights and personal stories about how to avoid these pitfalls and make your first date a memorable and successful experience. So, join us as we explore the dos and don'ts of first-date locations.
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Unknown (00:14):
What's going on everybody? Welcome back to an
episode of whiskey anduncensored. My name is Eddie
Lopez. And I'm gonna be the hostof this debauchery today, where
we've taught sex, sex trends,relationship and all other
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No, I'm pretty good. Good.
You haven't had this whiskeyheavy? I have not? Well, we are
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So today,today we are discussing five of
the worst places you canpossibly take a date and we know
fellows that having a woman picksome place, either if it's to
eat or to go someplace, is likepulling teeth. But this time,
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this report is by men, fiveplaces that men say are the
probably the worst places totake a girl out, even if she
takes it first day on a firstdate. That's right. Well, would
you say women can come up womenshould be able to come up with a
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first date idea, right? I mean,it's the new is the new time
it's a new world. Women areindependent. They want to make
decisions now. So why can't theymake a decision on the first
date?
No, I'm preparing myself for myresponse. Well, let's
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hear your response. Now.
I've picked enough first dates,but there's also one How deep do
I want to go into this?
One? That's what she likes tohear. Right. That's how deep I
want to go.
Women have been pushed intotheir independency. Right. So
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first,we could debate that. I don't
know about pushing.
Really? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know. It made it. Idon't know if we've pushed where
because you know, sometimes guyslike
to have any pushed women intotheir independency. No, I
think I think they fought fortheir independence. Like I'm an
independent woman hear me roartype stuff. I don't think men
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pushed him into saying, Yeah, wewant to hear you talk more shit
to us. I don't think that's thecase. Oh.
That's not even the same thing.
It used to be a broke bitchtalking shit to somebody.
Okay, well, apparently, youknow, women have gotten more
feistier. And this is why a lotmore women are single because
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they tend to be a little toofeisty. Some guys don't want to
deal with it. So you know,that's why sometimes first dates
don't even make it past thefirst hour in the first date.
Because initial conversationsNo, I already can tell not
dealing with this one. Well,I'll tell you when I have a guy
that can't like, say I'menjoying the conversation. I
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would like to meet you. There issomething extremely appealing of
a man being a man. Sure. Iwanted to take you out Friday
night at seven o'clock. Let'smeet at wherever. Yep, that's a
huge turn on for a woman. Nowmaybe she's a raging feminist.
Maybe not. I don't know. But forthe average woman we still want
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to even though we have to beindependent and we pay our bills
and remodel online all thefucking independent chat, which
is just being a doll.
What was what was what was thatvideo real? I sent you where the
man and the woman were at lookslike they were at a movie
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theater or something and being abitch. She was a he was she?
Okay, well, let's let me explainthe prequel which I thought I
found fucking hilarious was thatthe couple was at a Um, like I
said, Let's, I think it was amovie theater and they were at
the counter getting ready to payfor something. And the mantel,
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the attendant is she's gonnapay. And she looked at him like,
what? No. He's like, Well, babe,you wanted to be a, you thought
you were independent. And shewas like, I am independent. He
said, Oh, so you're independent,when you want to be independent.
But when it comes to doing yourpartner relationship, or
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something to that effect, youdecide, you don't want to do it.
And then she comes back withwell, you are the man of the
relationship. You're theprovider, bla, bla, bla, you're
supposed to pay, you're supposedto take care of me whatever. And
so he's like, Well, I don't havea problem paying. I just want to
know where the line is at wherethe woman independent comes in,
into play other relationship. SoI just thought it was a funny
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real. I don't think many peoplewhen I shared it, I don't think
a lot of people actually thoughtit was too too funny, because he
didn't get very many viewsthere. They thought that
he got kind of nasty. There wasan awkward real.
Yeah, well. And ironically, mostof my followers are female. So I
tried to pull push over verywell with them on this one. But
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anyway, so wait aminute, let's touch on that. So
most? You just said most of yourfollowers are women. And when
you were talking to the guysfrom the daily BM, you're like,
it's a chick has nothing but menfollowers. She has a high
number.
Well, but these are these are myfollowers, right? I'm not
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following them. I have a lot ofwomen followers, like I follow a
good portion of them. But Idon't follow all of them.
No, but I'm just saying that inrelation to what you said, you
were saying females, they dohave a lot of male followers.
You basically must be fuckingthem. If you have, if a female
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has 5000 Male followers,I don't have 5000 followers, or
followers at all. So let's justlet's get that out. Because it
just goes just get that clear.
But no, my last time I looked atthe stats, it was 56% were male
and 44% or 56% were female and44% were male. So it's very
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close, right? I can attract agood portion of the gender Some?
Some so like that. Yeah, you cansee your stats, your your
typical follows if you go indeep dive, dive deep into your
stats. But anyways, we're goingoff the topic here. Anyways, so
some of the, according to men,um, this study is that five
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places that are probably theworst to take a first date on
now, I don't agree with some ofthe items on this story, but we
can get into it.
Item number one is the mosttypical place thing that guys
are going to do on a first dateor to get to know somebody is
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taking them to a sit downrestaurant, like this is the
most obvious thing where guysare going to try to get to know
somebody, but why is it that youthink that these guys are saying
that it is the worst idea as afirst thing?
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Because they're saying you wantto be able to make a tax fully
and relatively quickly exit andthings are not clicking. Yeah,
yeah. But the pain to avoidweight and to avoid paying for a
stranger's dinner.
I mean, I have walked out ondates, and I've had I've walked
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out well, not on a dinner date.
I've had this conversation and Ithink it was episode one when we
talked or maybe it was episodetwo. And we talked about worst
date scenarios or situations orwhatever bad dates that you want
to be in. But to the extent was,I met a girl, we went to the
movie theater. And this isbefore Facebook, Tiki, talking
Instagrams and all that stufftype situation. And I met this
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person and it wasn't what I wasexpecting. Because it was at the
time when you scan photos anddinner. You're you broke up on
me. What was that? You didn'tget up and leave from a dinner?
No, but I got up and left from amovie theater. Like we can say
it again. I'm sorry. booked up.
I got fucked up. I'm assumingyou said That's fucked up.
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Right? Yep. Okay. Yeah. I mean,again, I was a teenager and it's
one of those things where, youknow, you lie to me, You sent me
a photo that wasn't obviouslywhat you look like, and I get
there and it's two tons of fun.
So, yeah, I've left I at leastwas a gentleman and bought her a
damn tub of popcorn with extrabutter and what Often theater
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went to the bathroom and I left.
So, but anyways, but to me to meI know what this piece of the
article said about not wantingto pay for a stranger's dinner
and make sure you know yourexits or whatever but me
personally, I think getting toyou can actually have the
conversations at a dinner table.
It's not going to be loud andnoisy, you're gonna have that
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the ambiance in and yet, youmight not want to pay for the
dinner, but I mean strategicallyas a man or knowingly as a man,
that's what you're gonna do,right? You're taking the woman
out as a first date. That shouldbe your first impression. I
mean, maybe these guys nowadays,you know, we have a loss of
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masculinity right now. Go Dutchon these dates, which is awkward
to me. I mean, look, I mean,hell, I think Brad's not Brad
but Mike from The Daily BM saidthat his daughter was going to
meet up with somebody at onepoint and he asked for the
Netflix and chill and I guessshe gave in so yeah, whatever.
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But he asked her to bring foodand other shit to his house so
that way they could Netflix andchill. Like, what's the first
day this? Yeah, I guess it was,you know? This what I'm getting
at is these I guess these guysare unknowns. Like what the
fuck? I have no, we I don'tthink Mike wanted to get into
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all that. But I mean, you go tothe obvious you know what
Netflix and chill is. But Iguess she still went to this but
the the fact that he had the hehad balls to say hey, you want
to Netflix and chill? Go to myhouse bring food bring this and
that. And we'll Netflix andchill. Like, come on. Man. Your
first day you should be takingthese women out there at least
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sight in my opinion was to atleast a restaurant, or at least
to kind of get to know somebodythat's kind of like the the
easy. Spot. Pick a spot? Yeah.
It doesn't need to be a priceyrestaurant. No, absolutely not.
You don't need any type of URL.
This is my opinion. It doesn'tneed any type of like romantic
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feel to it. ambiance none ofthat because you don't even know
that person. Because there'sbeen plenty of times I've gone
on a day. And I typically wouldrequest or ask for particular
restaurants that were prettyclose to my house. Because I
wanted to be able to make aquick, easy.
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So you're the one trying to dothe Get away. Oh, yeah. You
know, what? If I had a lady thatleft me during the middle of a
date, as an adult where I'm atin my life now? I think I'd be
fucking pissed. Like, bitch, youtry and tell me you can't tell
me that. I'm not into it and allsudden, you know, that's fine.
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But if you just get up anddisappear and leave,
I'd have been disappeared. I'mjust saying to be close to home.
I don't want to be driving 45minutes back home after I met
somebody that didn't look liketheir pictures or bored the shit
out of me. Or like 10 minutes inI'm like, Oh, fuck. I have an
emergency. I got it. Well, I'venever done that but still always
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wentaway. Never told nobody. I mean,
I know you've been on a lot ofdates. You're trying to tell me
that you have never told oneguy. Hey, I got an emergency. I
got a bounce. Because a guyknows typically the phone picks
up in your hand and all sudden,you're just trying to bail out
I've never done it becausethat's one thing for me. I have
my pet peeve I hate havingphones at the table because it's
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such to me it's such a rudething. And the phone is
literally distracting you likeI'll turn my phone down face
down or I'll leave it in my mypocket or whatnot but i i hate
hate having phones out. And thennow you go look around these
restaurants and all you see ispeople's faces buried into
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phones like what's the pointjust stay at home and just
listen to the TV in thebackground if you're gonna be
stuck on your goddamn phone theentire time. I know even some of
the norm sound like oh that'sfucking man right now but
we even our tinder say that tous when we were at Disney
Springs. Yeah, it's like oh lookat y'all like actually talking
and enjoying each other not onyour phone. Yeah,
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absolutely. Yeah, it's like Isaid it's just one of my things
like if you're gonna be on yourphones and don't need to go out
save the money just ordering orsomething and just have the TV
playing in the background butbut yeah, so apparently a sit
down restaurant according tothis list, which I'm not in
favor for but to this list, it'snot the best place to have your
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first date. Sothat's a typical place for your
first day.
So I know we we said nottypically like fancy restaurants
right? Ironically, I always tryto show out right and I noticed
the bad Share. heuristics but Iwould I would try to do
something nice, right. I wouldgo to like, you know, I did one
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date. Ruth's Chris Steakhouse,and your first day.
I did. I did a Ruth's Chris. Ididn't get that and that didn't
last and then I took another oneout to OSHA was oceans front, no
Capital Grille. And that onlylasted a little bit so it just I
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put the money into it early andthen it wasn't getting me
nowhere. So unfortunately, Ithink for you, we, we we went
where we went. I took you wewent to the casino, we had the
casino cruise vote we went onour first date really? So I
actually got to enjoy somegambling and while then I got to
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know you at the same time, Ikind of changed it up going from
a restaurant to a casino cruisebecause fuck it was my birthday
weekend too. So I'm gamblingdynamic. We'll do we'll do the
fancy dinner at a differenttime. Hell we just what went to
a fancy dinner? And I had towait till Christmas. Yeah, well,
I'll tell you that change up thegame that's what happens when
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you have a few bad apples andalso nothing happens I was like
you know what I spendinghundreds of dollars here on
dinners first dinners andthere's these relationships
aren't lastedfor all that was that there's no
need for all of that.
There's not but again again,that's always been me though I
always been one that actuallywanted to do go out and do the
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nice restaurants you know, I'm aperson that feels like you
should treat a woman very nice,you know, especially meeting get
that good first impression atleast. That's why I don't agree
with number one and list but Ialways initially did the nice
restaurants until recently. Andthen it took me time to get to a
nice restaurant.
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But anyways, butyou know the time that it took
to me to take you to one of thenice restaurants it was a very
nice restaurant like it wasfabulous restaurant it was a
great fucking time like STK isprobably one of my favorite
restaurants steakhouse is thatis only a very occasional type
situation and you don't go to ityou don't bring just rent and
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randomly anybody there it'sgotta be worth the time to go to
so I appreciated that being ourChristmas dinner together more
than I probably would haveappreciated it been for random
day or first day. Yeah, yeah, Imean it was flashy. Spending a
shit ton of money. It's not abig it's not not your thing, not
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your vibe. Like I enjoy it butit doesn't need to be all the
time. Like we I think we did alot of fun shit. Yeah, well are
beginning first dates. I mean,put pun in like, darts.
I like do a lot of fun shit andespecially anything competitive
where I know I when I'mdefinitely I'm definitely down.
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Like you said, bowling onedarts, one putt putt one even if
it's a day I'm still competitiveas hell. You know. I'll make you
feel good. Air Hockey one andbasketball one.
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Air Hockey. Ithought I wanted to okay, maybe
you want to rock the rest of thebasketball the basketball games
I want Yeah, so I can getcompetitive. I do get a bit and
that's my that's unfortunate.
That's My nature but but mycompetitiveness is all in fun.
The nylon is the next one willbe top golf where you'll see how
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competitive I could be as well.
Speaking of Top Golf, there arebuilding one a new one next to
my office. Holy fuck. When thatis done. I know where I'll be
spending some afternoons afterwork waiting for the traffic to
die out on freakin 275 odd tosit right here until it's all
done. But anyway, so yeah, TopGolf would be the next one that
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we can but that can also be thatthat is also a very fucking
expensive date. Right there'sTop Golf. That's an easily two
$300 Just for a bay and somefood. Oh yeah. You've never been
a top buff have you because Ihave but I didn't pay. Oh, well
see there you go. Prime man paidright. So yeah, you're I'm sorry
you broke up again.
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I said his company paid. Okay.
Well, either way.
A man's paid at some point. Soanyways, anyways, but yes, Top
Golf is a fun but yeah, it is anexpensive date as well because
you're paying per hour per day.
And then when you have multiplepeople, five, six people in the
bay, it just takes forever soyou're gonna end up spending a
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lot more time more money in thatday. So but anyway, so that was
number one was the sit downdinner number two on his list.
This is actually an interestingone. This is almost like a
common sense one but that eitherone's house You don't want to go
to the person's house on a firstdate. Now, unless you're in the
situation of Mike's daughterwhere she was going to Netflix
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and chill on date, number one, Imean, each his own, but it is
stating that it's not probablythe best idea to go to
somebody's house. Why? Too muchpressure put on you? Because
obviously, you know what you'repossibly potentially going over
there for and if it doesn't workout, do you still sleep with the
person who dealt with theperson, whatever, Netflix to the
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person if you're not vibing withthem, just to kind of, let's
just get this one and done andwe'll never speak again? Or do
you just I've had that happen inwhen I was younger? Was that
just hook up with somebody justjust get it over and done with
and just never talk again?
I guess I was young. So it wasan uncomfortable situation. So I
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felt obligated. Ah, that's feltlike safer to go forward with it
versus notsafer meaning like if you didn't
decide to sleep with or hook upthis person. They got violent.
Kinda Yeah. Okay. I think youprobably call for a man to
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understand that feeling.
I mean, I get where you're goingwith that. I do. But I think if
I would have felt that vibeNisha wouldn't have probably
lasted 15 minutes. I don't know,man. I'm there's a bad vibe or
going on here. So, I mean, itmakes sense. Like, either one's
house like this one I can'tagree with like, they'll bring
somebody over your house foryour friends, because you don't
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know who you're bringing over.
You think you're looking at apotential firecracker. 10 on the
scale, when you get they come toyour house, and they're coming
to rob us. And it's, I mean, youdon't know, like, go to a normal
spot in public. So that way, ifanything happens, it's it's uh,
it's visible. Because thisperson could be coming with a
car behind them and you know,distractions and all that stuff.
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Like, I'm weird about that.
Like, I'm not going to just letsome random person initially
come into my house without me.
Knowing who they are. I want tomake sure that I can take this
person just in case because shecan come in body builder souped
up, whatever and take me out andI'm done. So Right. So nobody's
coming to my house. Unless I getto know you for a little bit and
then I feel comfortable with youto bring in a house then I'll
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smash it different.
None of the first people I knowin my house. So say that one
more time. I said, I know letpeople I know in my house.
Definitely not gonna let somerandom stranger in.
Okay, well, I mean, that's athat's a definitely a valid
point, especially for a femalelike, definitely be smart about
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this, right? Don't just randomlyinvited a dude over to your
house. Like, obviously, youknow, if, if a guy knows if a
girl is going to invite himover, especially on a first
date, and you met him off one ofthe apps tomorrow, we already
know what's going down at thispoint, right? Like yeah, I'm
about to hit this good. Even onthe females just being very
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cautious and very safe. Becauseyou just never know there's a
lot of fucking crazies out inthis world. And, you know, that
wants you to bad happen to youjust because you were horning
in. The horniness was just kindof bogged your brain type
situation. So Oh, when it will.
That's why you go bathroom rubwhen we were had that, rub one
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out, flip one out, whatever thefemales call it, flick it with
the mouse, whatever, and getthat PostNuke clarity. You know,
it is a thing we know for a guy,it's a very clear thing. Like
rub one out like, Man glad to dothat shit. And then you're good.
You don't have to worry aboutyou know, making stupid
mistakes. So, but yeah, sonumber two is don't go to
somebody's house on a firstdate. Which I said that one I
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can agree on. This next one.
It's a toss up for me. Like thisis one of my favorite things is
watching movies. You know movietheaters and stuff. Granted, I
haven't been to a movie theaterin a very long time. But movies
is a big part of a big thing forme. I get it. Movie theaters are
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you know, you gotta be quiet. Soyou really are losing that time?
What typical movies now? Almosttwo and a half, three hour so
your dates are normally the lastfour hours at most, maybe four
and a half depending on whatyou're doing. Because you know
as date you said a long ass dayYeah, I mean think about it you
go to you catch up for dinnersix whatever, hang out for a
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little bit here about usuallywhat for about 10 o'clock 1030
Most days are probably endingunless you're going back to
smash and that's a differentstory. If if it in a piton in
our free will. But I get itmovie theaters. You kind of want
to be quiet, right? You're notgonna you're not going to talk
much.
Because you're trying to getpaid less. It seems like a waste
of money. Yeah,yeah, I think I took one female
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on a movie date. And we did thedinner thing first then the
movie. So Hi Anna had that's whyI'm saying I'm kind of like in
between and so because we didgot number one and three on this
list right? Did the dinner andthe movie so which is a common
thing going dinner and movie soI kind of had the conversation
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piece kind of already out theway for a little bit get to know
who the person is during dinnerand then went to the movies.
Because if the what's the pointof the movie though, I wanted to
watch a guy that movie that wasmaybe there was a particular
movie that I thought would begood to go check out or
something that I've been wantingto watch. And I brought up the
idea if the she was for it cameon, we were watching a movie,
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because listen, if you don'thappen to watch the same type of
movies I watch, or lack of, I'mgonna have you watch movies. I'm
gonna make you watch movies. AndI'm gonna quiz you later on. I
will quiz you down the road.
Hey, do you remember this? Or Iwill put lines just to see if
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you paid attention during themovies. Intent? Because let's
let's beright about I've watched more
movies in the past five monthsthan I've watched in like my
entire life. Exactly.
Because when you told me thatyou really didn't watch TV or
movies that much itautomatically almost broke my
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heart because I'm like, this isa big part of my life movies,
you know? And then if you'regoing to come around, Mr. Clint
Rando, he will be downapproximately in April, he will
vote Movie Quotes all god damnnight. And if you don't happen
to catch references, like youwon't click with them, because
that's how he talks. Right? Sohe doesn't have to like the same
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things. I actually made aFacebook post about that today
about liking the same thing asyour partner or
Yeah, kinda along those lines.
Because we all have things thatwe like, right? We're not going
to be identical people. No, no,no. I mean, when I guess I'm
saying like, I was like, I hopewe'd have similar interests that
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we like it movies being one ofthose interests for me is movies
for sure. Like I spent a lot ofmy entertainment system so that
way I can basically essentiallyhave my own home theater in the
house. So that was oneway like watching documentary.
Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I lovewatching documentaries.
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Absolutely. But movies is a verybig thing. Like if it's if it's
not documented, or worse, thenobviously stand up comedy
because, you know, I love you.
So stand up comedy is my thing.
But you got to be able to enjoymovies. And when I saw this on
the list, that's a hard one. Asyou know, I have done first
dates and movie theaters, dinnerand
movie. First date. It's stupid,really, you know, wasted time.
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That's a lot of hours sittingwith somebody that you just met
an hour previously. Well, thenI'm already supposed to give you
these this many hours of mytime.
Like, like I said that. That'swhy That's why for me, I did the
movie thing. So that way, I cankind of vet them out a little
bit like, Okay, I think I canhang out with this person during
movie because if the dinnerdidn't go, Well, I'm not going
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to go to them. If they're notlike, oh, we can do this at a
different time and ghost out.
Never, never reach out again. Tome. That dinner thing is what
kind of was the vetting process?
I'm just gonna say this inregards to your movies.
Though, you know, be smart withwhat you say here right now
woman be smart.
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No, I'm just circling back. Ienjoy watching movies with you
like as I've watched a lot ofmovies in the last few months.
So when I posted today, and it'sbecause I'm listening to Jay
Shetty his new book, but how youhandle your differences is more
important than finding yoursimilarities.
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You know, I think I did see thatpost. I think I did not see that
post. Because if I if I see thepost I usually liked it but if I
didn't like if I didn't like itprobably didn't see it. Maybe I
didn't see you didn't likeit or anything. Oh, well, I can
look my insights and see if helooked at um
I'm not I'm always bad with liketo surf. Ah, how you handle your
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differences more important thanhow you know I thought I do like
that. Do you? Did you go I likedit now for you. You got another
like from me?
Ah, okay. I personally, wediffer on that. I think a movie
on the first date silly. But wehaven't even seen a movie yet.
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In a theater.
Well, like I said, I my myliving room is basically has to
become my theater now. And thenespecially now that you can
actually stream movies that arein the theaters as well. It's
almost not necessary to go to amovie theater. Granted. There
are there are things on mybucket list. And I know we've
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talked about sex bucket listthat I have not been able to you
conquer yet and it moved there.
Maybe. Maybe movie theater willhave to be here in the near
future. Just movie theaters havegotten so fucking expensive.
Like, you're gonna go and spinit up with 5060 bucks now, and I
don't see how somebody's kidsare actually taking up these
little girlfriends out therethat are in high school that
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with no jobs. Mommy and Daddypaying this damn expensive bill.
So yeah, yeah, I mean you gotkids and your kids are day in so
I know you're putting in thatextra bill. It's like you're
paying for a date that you'renot even going on? Yeah. The
joys of having kids right lookat that Siri listening in the
background you creeper littleHo. Okay, so number three list
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was movie theaters. Number fouron the list. This one was
interesting. Because this almostkind of falls into the number
one item that was on the list,which was restaurants but this
one's particularly calls outbarbecue restaurants. Which I
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thought was interesting, becauseany place that you eat with your
hands, you just don't want to doon your first date. I mean, I
guess I can you can kind of lookat this person like, Nah, she's
making the worst faces evereaten. Chicken Wang II in
whatever. Chicken nuggets orwhatever with your hands.
Whatever you put your hands youknow, make the weirdest
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is talking about a barbecuerestaurant. Messy chicken
nuggets are messy.
I mean, I think anything is notnecessarily I mean, you can get
barbecue chicken.
You ordered. You literally orderwings. Like 98% of the time. I'm
pretty sure that's what you ateon our first day.
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We were on a cruiseon the live music the night
before the cruise. We Oh, we didII
remember the no we I know we atebut I'm thinking we were Yeah,
we did go watch live music. Idon't think it was wings that I
got that night. I don't. I don'tthink it was wings. But I do eat
a lot of wings. I do eat a lotof things. I enjoy wings, even
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though you and your kid decidedto give me a hard time on my
wings the other day. That's me.
Okay, I eat going to eat mywings. And y'all give me help. I
mean, you know, you know, whoalso gives me how I eat wings,
Clint. He's just basically saysthe same sheet. You left a
little bit more B than that. Whydon't you because one I don't
want to suck on a bone just youknow, because that because
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actually, that is something Ijust put in the the topics list,
which will be a great fuckingconversation to have is how you
judge your woman eating wings ishow you can judge the blue job
that she will give. So that willbe a great conversation
actually, I think I'll try tohave some of the guys come on is
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that with that one as well. Butyes, that's that's a whole
nother month but either way, Iwant to be sucking down and I'll
just like eat my lick my littledrumstick wing, whatever. You
know, clean it the way I cleanit and move on. Move on to the
next one.
Don't you don't clean it. Butanyways, so I had a friend, male
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friend. He was definitely a malefriend. We were talking or
whatever. Don't think we talkwith one another. But we were
talking we went on dates orwhatever and stuff but we also
work together. Oh, you askedthat question before Have you
ever dated somebody you workedwith? And I was like, Nah, I
just remembered I guess I kindadid. We were talking a lot. Now
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I just can't remember anywaysbut go ahead. All right ever. We
gotheaps we can go back and listen
to everything.
So this was a long time ago. Butanyways, his thing like when he
was dating a girl he took herout on her first day we take
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them to a barbecue restaurant.
Because he was like if you canbe comfortable like getting your
hands dirty and your face dirtyand not give a shit then we're
good.
I mean it does make valid senselike if you're comfortable with
this to mehe's like it's my favorite food
so noit makes a very valid point you
know if we could be like thisaround each other then we're
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good and have no problems andwe're good but I will be judging
the hell out of you like shelooks her fingers Oh, she just
got she got deep the wrongfinger up nasty bit nasty
whatever you will be turned onto me you can't make that known
right like not we can't be lether know that she's turning me
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on just that quick gotta make itwork for it make a one the
workforce can make it known thateasily I mean I get news a lot
of guys that would you sayyou're so hot you turn me on
like here's talk is straightbullshit. Here's what I needed.
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This is why you need to bedrinking with me because I'll
talk to shit now is well, yes,barbecue places, apparently
number four in the list did nottake a girl on a first date. I
can honestly say that is onethat I have never done. So get
to know. Number five. What doyou think on this one here?
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Anything with loud music.
I mean, it's a first date. Soyou kind of want to get to know
the person. Like, and again likethat can put you in an awkward
situation of being there withthem too long.
We mean like, I mean, I don'tknow if it's been there like,
hell, our first date, as youmentioned, was fucking around
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live music. And it's okay rightnow, right? Like we literally
had the Casino Night was a nextnight. We went out drinking the
first night at a live musicspot. So fuck I do a lot of
these appears. Restaurantsmovies, a loud music. So I got
three out of five. So apparentlyI'm a bad first date person to
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be around.
Whatever our first date was likethree freaking days. But it was
loud. Like we were able to talkto one another.
Sure. I mean, that's the thing.
I mean, now I guess when you'resaying love us like clubs, like
going to a club with somebodyfor a first date I that could be
shared. I think that would be ahorrible idea. Yeah. Because
you're what screaming eachother's ear. Yeah, this is you
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know, no, I say that.
You've done that.
I have. Again, it was dinner.
Because it's always dinner.
Because I like to eat. But itwas dinner. And then we went
across the street to the clubthat's out there in
International Drive. mangoes. Sowe from dinner, walk cross
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street to the club.
Bam. Your first day is all theway up in Orlando. Yeah. Oh, I
have no room to talk.
Yeah, I mean, sometimessometimes you go meet somebody
wherever and see how it hitsoff. But yeah, it was a I didn't
see her after that night. Butthis net, this is the person
that Mr. Randall always thinksthat I got used for he thought I
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was just the sound and the theside piece he was I think that
he was married. And then shejust came out meet you for the
good time for that night. Andthat was it. I honestly can say
I've never felt used more in mylife. And that night right
there, dinner, club sex, andthen never heard anything. Or
maybe my sex game was bad wasshe just didn't want to come
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back. I don't know the look. Butwe'll go with that. Maybe I was
being used. So yeah, so I havethe three of the five on this
list, which is interestingenough, so I can agree. And I
think you can agree as well thatanything with loud music is
probably a bad idea, especiallyif you're trying to get to know
somebody now at what date neverdo you think is an appropriate
timeframe to go becauseobviously, everyone loves music.
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Music makes memories right?
Because a song will trigger amemory like I remember doing
this with a song so when do youthink's a good time to go to a
live music event?
Do you mean like a concert? Orlike answer?
Dinner kitchen a place to golisten to some
live music fine for first day ofit. I
mean, they are pleased that itcan get really loud, so
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loud. I think it's fine forfirst date if it's not loud,
because it also kind of likemakes it to where there's not
too much pressure. And you'renot like drilling one another
like the drilling is after thelove. Yeah, it's not the
drilling that comes after allthe drills. Yeah.
That's right. Oh, yeah. You seethem with shots, and I don't
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remember taking one shot. Therewas at least a shot. I remember.
So you don't remember butanyway, so live music. Yeah, I
would. I'm not opposed to likethe live music. I get it loud me
saying loud music so but like,I need to know you well, like
really, really well. To go tolike a concert with you. Well,
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let's see this weekend. We aregoing to be in Orlando watching
Miss Nikki Glaser starting offthe 2023 comedy series because
obviously 2022 I had a good runand watched some comedy shows.
We're starting already inFebruary with Nikki Glaser So
ironically, I don't haveanything else lined up after
that but this weekend, we'llprobably listen to some live
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music because there's a spot inOrlando across from the yard
house which York House is one ofmy favorite places out there a
international Dr. Paul tin roofand they actually have some
great bands that actually go outthere play some live music so
that's why she took the othergirl
what to work. At work. I have Ihave been. I have been to this
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place a few times. Because it isone of my my fun spots to go out
there in Nash. Drag. No, no,you're talking about the girl
that this mean? No, no, we thatwas an actual club. That was the
actual mangoes club that'sthere. It's the multi story
club. Now this is a littlelittle blind music venue that's
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outside of the yard house rightthere where the Orlando eye is
that actually I think listen tobuddies over at The Daily BM I
think they were just over at tinroof not too long ago this in a
live music is definitely a funspot. The last time I was there,
they had a great 90s band andthey were just playing a lot of
the 90s tracks and I literallyhad a fucking blasts like, I
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think I was back to my youngroots just singing almost every
song and you get these youngmillennials like I don't know,
this second song. It just makesme feel old. But at that point,
I was drinking, I was justvibing out because it just
brought me back to my youngerdays. And like, fuck yeah, I
mean, it was going back from alot of the hip hop stuff.
They're playing a lot of the thealternative the grunge music,
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just everything you couldpossibly think of this group was
playing. And I think I startedfollowing them after that night
because like, if they're gonnabe out here again, I'm
definitely coming out andchecking them out because they
did a fabulous job. But yeah, sowe'll go check it out since
there's not a date number onefor us. So we'll go in, we'll
check out some live music kindof go full search,
maybe we'll find a movietheater. fell off the bucket
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list. It's still on the item,a whole week vacation coming up
too. So I can knock all kinds ofstuff off the bucket list.
Definitely have a week longvacation coming up and I'm even
considering so that way we don'tlose any timeframe of episodes
during that week. Maybe evenbring some of the mics and we
can record some stuff out there.
Give an update of what'shappening out there. Get Oh,
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Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge,Tennessee, because it could be
cold in the forecast. It lookslike it's gonna be fucking cold
when we're up there. So we mayend up having to stay bonded up
inside warmed up, do some thingsand then record and then push it
out to the people let the peopleknow what's happening. Make sure
they know I'm alive and I didn'tget abducted out there by by
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anybody. I'm a popular guy thatI rarely drink
Oh my shit talking today. Do youneed a drink? I needed this
drink today so this week, andit's only been it's only
Wednesday has been a busyfucking week for me like I have
had to be in St. Pete two daysin a row already and me get
(42:31):
stuck in this traffic. I'm likeI'm drinking tonight. You know I
might feel this in the morning.
You know be a little rough butwhatever. It was funny last week
and that's why it's beenlast week you had your hell week
and this week is it's not thatit's been a hell week. Work has
been okay work has been fun.
(42:54):
It's the traffic that I've hadto deal with the past couple of
days coming back and I've caughtsome heavy trap like it has
taken me almost two hours on anormal hour drive. It has taken
me almost two hours to get homeand the fuckers just need to go
back home go back up north stopmoving to Florida and we're full
we are our roads our capacityhere. Now I keep moving here.
(43:17):
Well, you might need to keepmoving here but you can take
bitches down there to port PortSt. Lucie.
Yeah, right. Port.
You know that could be thatcould be a good selling point.
Right Port St. Lucie means youwhat you need to do is reference
to see if there's any pornstores porn places and your
(43:40):
favorite or famous porn stars inyour area. You I mean, you got
PGA down there, so obviously,they're gonna be around the
money so you never know. Hey, ifyou want to live next to Jenna
Jameson or something.
I know our strippers. At the onestrip club. We have our
Wait, you got a strip club downthere? I don't think you guys
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had a strip that there's notmuch to do in that town. That's
why That's why it kind of caughtme off guard. That is a strip
club there.
Yeah. I mean, there's not anightlife. It's somewhere that
you raise kids and shitand retire and grow old and die.
Yeah, perfect. WowHey, hey, don't there's a liquid
down Lakeland? Lakeland? What?
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We are a growing town we are oneof the fastest growing towns and
we look. So when you want to goto strip clubs out there, let's
go check out yourstrip club. Here. No, no, go to
a different one.
But God said you got one out inthat area. But it's yaki.
Alright, so we do that's whatthe we haven't done yet. And
that wasn't on the why wasn'tstrip club not on this list.
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Likeyou're horrible. Like that would
be that takes a very specialthat would
take a ballsy person to say.
Fuck yeah. Let's do it. Let's goto strip club on boy,
I would probably rather go on afirst day and have a bunch of
fun. Probably not going to seeyou again. Have a shit ton of
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fun.
Wait, why wouldn't you see meagain? If we went to a strip
club on day number one?
Yeah, cuz that just probablywouldn't be survive. Okay. Yeah,
if that's what somebody wantedto take me to on the first day,
I would probably like, dependingon my mood, see, like, sure that
sounds like fun and go and doit. And then that'd be that that
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would be one of those. I know,that was a lot of fun. Sex was
great, or bad, or whatever. ButI'm good. So you have sex on a
first date? That's good. That'sgood. I mean, imagine if a guy
is taking you to a strip club onthe first day. He's hoping to
get something. Oh, yeah, I'mtaking somebody home. Nevermind.
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What, what? Why,what? What was? We've had this
discussion before, you can'tstart a conversation and
sentence and be like, let's pullback. So what would you say? No,
no? What were you gonna say?
I taken somebody back from thestrip club, not to my own home.
But you've taken somebody's homefrom the strip club,
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but not to my home to myfriend's home. I was very
intoxicated. So sounds like youdrink a lot, ma'am. No, I drink
a lot. Do we need to have aconversation? This is why I
don't drink a lot. Whenever Iwas having, like, whatever guys
are able to do whatever the fuckthey do when they're single. And
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I guess if we're talking aboutindependent women, I do whatever
the fuck I want to do when I'msaying Oh,
rah, rah, rah. Me too. Hashtagme too. Hey, I always said you
do you boo, boo. Whatever makesyou happy. You know, whatever.
You know, don't let no we don'tever let anybody hold you back.
Alright, so we're gonna go aheadand get ready to wrap things up.
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Obviously, you know, as a recap,on the five apparently worst
places to not to not go on afirst date is at a restaurant,
at someone's house. MovieTheater, barbecue, and live
music or loud music excuse me,not like put loud music.
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Apparently, on the worst firstdate ever. Three out of five is
on the list. SoI always put guys on a walk
tickler path. And I'd be like,Why don't you just meet me out
here? A walk? Yeah, because ifthey complained, if they were
like in time. How long is this?
If we can have a conversationwhile we're walking? Then I can
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be like, nope. I don't know ifI'd be up
for a walk on the first day. I'mlike, listen, listen, I didn't
come here just to walk I couldhave done this year around my
neighborhood. I don't know if Iwould have done well so glad
that wasn't part of our firstday. We might not be having this
conversation. But come on, man.
Do we have a person that has toactually physically do things I
got to isn't ugly snowing. So Imean fun walking running. That
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type of shit is not fun to me.
Like I get it for exercisingcardio but for a date. It's to
me that's not fun. Now I wouldyou know walk around the lakes
or whatever now but as as a datethough as a first time now I'm
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gonna pass on that it's nothappening for
me. It's like a low no pressure.
So what's going on the casinoCruise was low no pressure
because we hadour A fogs by time we got on the
cruise. So why was he nopressure?
I mean, anyways, so before weget ready to wrap things up, but
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Peace
What's going on everybody? Welcome back to an
episode of whiskey anduncensored. My name is Eddie
Lopez. And I'm gonna be the hostof this debauchery today, where
we've taught sex, sex trends,relationship and all other
bullshit in life, all whiledrinking whiskey and having some
fun. Today I am on the Mexicanversion of whiskey at the TiVo
(00:38):
with whiskey almost triesCanadian say whiskey right
there. Every me may have had acouple of drinks already. The
Mexican version of the whiskeyis not too shabby. It's thick,
creamy,caramel D and sweet, though it
sounds kind of gay, but we'regonna go roll with it. This
bottle actually was brought tome by machine Gray, who is on
(01:01):
the other end with us today. Howare you doing today? Ma'am?
No, I'm pretty good. Good.
You haven't had this whiskeyheavy? I have not? Well, we are
going to have to get you onthese whiskies. Especially if
you're going to be around on theshow. We're gonna have to have
you drinking whiskies other thanvodka all the time. So when I
(01:24):
will try it will make you awhiskey girl yet.
So today,today we are discussing five of
the worst places you canpossibly take a date and we know
fellows that having a woman picksome place, either if it's to
eat or to go someplace, is likepulling teeth. But this time,
(01:46):
this report is by men, fiveplaces that men say are the
probably the worst places totake a girl out, even if she
takes it first day on a firstdate. That's right. Well, would
you say women can come up womenshould be able to come up with a
(02:07):
first date idea, right? I mean,it's the new is the new time
it's a new world. Women areindependent. They want to make
decisions now. So why can't theymake a decision on the first
date?
No, I'm preparing myself for myresponse. Well, let's
(02:28):
hear your response. Now.
I've picked enough first dates,but there's also one How deep do
I want to go into this?
One? That's what she likes tohear. Right. That's how deep I
want to go.
Women have been pushed intotheir independency. Right. So
(02:49):
first,we could debate that. I don't
know about pushing.
Really? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know. It made it. Idon't know if we've pushed where
because you know, sometimes guyslike
to have any pushed women intotheir independency. No, I
think I think they fought fortheir independence. Like I'm an
independent woman hear me roartype stuff. I don't think men
(03:13):
pushed him into saying, Yeah, wewant to hear you talk more shit
to us. I don't think that's thecase. Oh.
That's not even the same thing.
It used to be a broke bitchtalking shit to somebody.
Okay, well, apparently, youknow, women have gotten more
feistier. And this is why a lotmore women are single because
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they tend to be a little toofeisty. Some guys don't want to
deal with it. So you know,that's why sometimes first dates
don't even make it past thefirst hour in the first date.
Because initial conversationsNo, I already can tell not
dealing with this one. Well,I'll tell you when I have a guy
that can't like, say I'menjoying the conversation. I
(04:00):
would like to meet you. There issomething extremely appealing of
a man being a man. Sure. Iwanted to take you out Friday
night at seven o'clock. Let'smeet at wherever. Yep, that's a
huge turn on for a woman. Nowmaybe she's a raging feminist.
Maybe not. I don't know. But forthe average woman we still want
(04:24):
to even though we have to beindependent and we pay our bills
and remodel online all thefucking independent chat, which
is just being a doll.
What was what was what was thatvideo real? I sent you where the
man and the woman were at lookslike they were at a movie
(04:46):
theater or something and being abitch. She was a he was she?
Okay, well, let's let me explainthe prequel which I thought I
found fucking hilarious was thatthe couple was at a Um, like I
said, Let's, I think it was amovie theater and they were at
the counter getting ready to payfor something. And the mantel,
(05:08):
the attendant is she's gonnapay. And she looked at him like,
what? No. He's like, Well, babe,you wanted to be a, you thought
you were independent. And shewas like, I am independent. He
said, Oh, so you're independent,when you want to be independent.
But when it comes to doing yourpartner relationship, or
(05:28):
something to that effect, youdecide, you don't want to do it.
And then she comes back withwell, you are the man of the
relationship. You're theprovider, bla, bla, bla, you're
supposed to pay, you're supposedto take care of me whatever. And
so he's like, Well, I don't havea problem paying. I just want to
know where the line is at wherethe woman independent comes in,
into play other relationship. SoI just thought it was a funny
(05:50):
real. I don't think many peoplewhen I shared it, I don't think
a lot of people actually thoughtit was too too funny, because he
didn't get very many viewsthere. They thought that
he got kind of nasty. There wasan awkward real.
Yeah, well. And ironically, mostof my followers are female. So I
tried to pull push over verywell with them on this one. But
(06:15):
anyway, so wait aminute, let's touch on that. So
most? You just said most of yourfollowers are women. And when
you were talking to the guysfrom the daily BM, you're like,
it's a chick has nothing but menfollowers. She has a high
number.
Well, but these are these are myfollowers, right? I'm not
(06:36):
following them. I have a lot ofwomen followers, like I follow a
good portion of them. But Idon't follow all of them.
No, but I'm just saying that inrelation to what you said, you
were saying females, they dohave a lot of male followers.
You basically must be fuckingthem. If you have, if a female
(06:56):
has 5000 Male followers,I don't have 5000 followers, or
followers at all. So let's justlet's get that out. Because it
just goes just get that clear.
But no, my last time I looked atthe stats, it was 56% were male
and 44% or 56% were female and44% were male. So it's very
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close, right? I can attract agood portion of the gender Some?
Some so like that. Yeah, you cansee your stats, your your
typical follows if you go indeep dive, dive deep into your
stats. But anyways, we're goingoff the topic here. Anyways, so
some of the, according to men,um, this study is that five
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places that are probably theworst to take a first date on
now, I don't agree with some ofthe items on this story, but we
can get into it.
Item number one is the mosttypical place thing that guys
are going to do on a first dateor to get to know somebody is
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taking them to a sit downrestaurant, like this is the
most obvious thing where guysare going to try to get to know
somebody, but why is it that youthink that these guys are saying
that it is the worst idea as afirst thing?
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Because they're saying you wantto be able to make a tax fully
and relatively quickly exit andthings are not clicking. Yeah,
yeah. But the pain to avoidweight and to avoid paying for a
stranger's dinner.
I mean, I have walked out ondates, and I've had I've walked
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out well, not on a dinner date.
I've had this conversation and Ithink it was episode one when we
talked or maybe it was episodetwo. And we talked about worst
date scenarios or situations orwhatever bad dates that you want
to be in. But to the extent was,I met a girl, we went to the
movie theater. And this isbefore Facebook, Tiki, talking
Instagrams and all that stufftype situation. And I met this
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person and it wasn't what I wasexpecting. Because it was at the
time when you scan photos anddinner. You're you broke up on
me. What was that? You didn'tget up and leave from a dinner?
No, but I got up and left from amovie theater. Like we can say
it again. I'm sorry. booked up.
I got fucked up. I'm assumingyou said That's fucked up.
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Right? Yep. Okay. Yeah. I mean,again, I was a teenager and it's
one of those things where, youknow, you lie to me, You sent me
a photo that wasn't obviouslywhat you look like, and I get
there and it's two tons of fun.
So, yeah, I've left I at leastwas a gentleman and bought her a
damn tub of popcorn with extrabutter and what Often theater
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went to the bathroom and I left.
So, but anyways, but to me to meI know what this piece of the
article said about not wantingto pay for a stranger's dinner
and make sure you know yourexits or whatever but me
personally, I think getting toyou can actually have the
conversations at a dinner table.
It's not going to be loud andnoisy, you're gonna have that
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the ambiance in and yet, youmight not want to pay for the
dinner, but I mean strategicallyas a man or knowingly as a man,
that's what you're gonna do,right? You're taking the woman
out as a first date. That shouldbe your first impression. I
mean, maybe these guys nowadays,you know, we have a loss of
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masculinity right now. Go Dutchon these dates, which is awkward
to me. I mean, look, I mean,hell, I think Brad's not Brad
but Mike from The Daily BM saidthat his daughter was going to
meet up with somebody at onepoint and he asked for the
Netflix and chill and I guessshe gave in so yeah, whatever.
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But he asked her to bring foodand other shit to his house so
that way they could Netflix andchill. Like, what's the first
day this? Yeah, I guess it was,you know? This what I'm getting
at is these I guess these guysare unknowns. Like what the
fuck? I have no, we I don'tthink Mike wanted to get into
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all that. But I mean, you go tothe obvious you know what
Netflix and chill is. But Iguess she still went to this but
the the fact that he had the hehad balls to say hey, you want
to Netflix and chill? Go to myhouse bring food bring this and
that. And we'll Netflix andchill. Like, come on. Man. Your
first day you should be takingthese women out there at least
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sight in my opinion was to atleast a restaurant, or at least
to kind of get to know somebodythat's kind of like the the
easy. Spot. Pick a spot? Yeah.
It doesn't need to be a priceyrestaurant. No, absolutely not.
You don't need any type of URL.
This is my opinion. It doesn'tneed any type of like romantic
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feel to it. ambiance none ofthat because you don't even know
that person. Because there'sbeen plenty of times I've gone
on a day. And I typically wouldrequest or ask for particular
restaurants that were prettyclose to my house. Because I
wanted to be able to make aquick, easy.
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So you're the one trying to dothe Get away. Oh, yeah. You
know, what? If I had a lady thatleft me during the middle of a
date, as an adult where I'm atin my life now? I think I'd be
fucking pissed. Like, bitch, youtry and tell me you can't tell
me that. I'm not into it and allsudden, you know, that's fine.
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But if you just get up anddisappear and leave,
I'd have been disappeared. I'mjust saying to be close to home.
I don't want to be driving 45minutes back home after I met
somebody that didn't look liketheir pictures or bored the shit
out of me. Or like 10 minutes inI'm like, Oh, fuck. I have an
emergency. I got it. Well, I'venever done that but still always
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wentaway. Never told nobody. I mean,
I know you've been on a lot ofdates. You're trying to tell me
that you have never told oneguy. Hey, I got an emergency. I
got a bounce. Because a guyknows typically the phone picks
up in your hand and all sudden,you're just trying to bail out
I've never done it becausethat's one thing for me. I have
my pet peeve I hate havingphones at the table because it's
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such to me it's such a rudething. And the phone is
literally distracting you likeI'll turn my phone down face
down or I'll leave it in my mypocket or whatnot but i i hate
hate having phones out. And thennow you go look around these
restaurants and all you see ispeople's faces buried into
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phones like what's the pointjust stay at home and just
listen to the TV in thebackground if you're gonna be
stuck on your goddamn phone theentire time. I know even some of
the norm sound like oh that'sfucking man right now but
we even our tinder say that tous when we were at Disney
Springs. Yeah, it's like oh lookat y'all like actually talking
and enjoying each other not onyour phone. Yeah,
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absolutely. Yeah, it's like Isaid it's just one of my things
like if you're gonna be on yourphones and don't need to go out
save the money just ordering orsomething and just have the TV
playing in the background butbut yeah, so apparently a sit
down restaurant according tothis list, which I'm not in
favor for but to this list, it'snot the best place to have your
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first date. Sothat's a typical place for your
first day.
So I know we we said nottypically like fancy restaurants
right? Ironically, I always tryto show out right and I noticed
the bad Share. heuristics but Iwould I would try to do
something nice, right. I wouldgo to like, you know, I did one
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date. Ruth's Chris Steakhouse,and your first day.
I did. I did a Ruth's Chris. Ididn't get that and that didn't
last and then I took another oneout to OSHA was oceans front, no
Capital Grille. And that onlylasted a little bit so it just I
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put the money into it early andthen it wasn't getting me
nowhere. So unfortunately, Ithink for you, we, we we went
where we went. I took you wewent to the casino, we had the
casino cruise vote we went onour first date really? So I
actually got to enjoy somegambling and while then I got to
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know you at the same time, Ikind of changed it up going from
a restaurant to a casino cruisebecause fuck it was my birthday
weekend too. So I'm gamblingdynamic. We'll do we'll do the
fancy dinner at a differenttime. Hell we just what went to
a fancy dinner? And I had towait till Christmas. Yeah, well,
I'll tell you that change up thegame that's what happens when
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you have a few bad apples andalso nothing happens I was like
you know what I spendinghundreds of dollars here on
dinners first dinners andthere's these relationships
aren't lastedfor all that was that there's no
need for all of that.
There's not but again again,that's always been me though I
always been one that actuallywanted to do go out and do the
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nice restaurants you know, I'm aperson that feels like you
should treat a woman very nice,you know, especially meeting get
that good first impression atleast. That's why I don't agree
with number one and list but Ialways initially did the nice
restaurants until recently. Andthen it took me time to get to a
nice restaurant.
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But anyways, butyou know the time that it took
to me to take you to one of thenice restaurants it was a very
nice restaurant like it wasfabulous restaurant it was a
great fucking time like STK isprobably one of my favorite
restaurants steakhouse is thatis only a very occasional type
situation and you don't go to ityou don't bring just rent and
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randomly anybody there it'sgotta be worth the time to go to
so I appreciated that being ourChristmas dinner together more
than I probably would haveappreciated it been for random
day or first day. Yeah, yeah, Imean it was flashy. Spending a
shit ton of money. It's not abig it's not not your thing, not
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your vibe. Like I enjoy it butit doesn't need to be all the
time. Like we I think we did alot of fun shit. Yeah, well are
beginning first dates. I mean,put pun in like, darts.
I like do a lot of fun shit andespecially anything competitive
where I know I when I'mdefinitely I'm definitely down.
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Like you said, bowling onedarts, one putt putt one even if
it's a day I'm still competitiveas hell. You know. I'll make you
feel good. Air Hockey one andbasketball one.
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Air Hockey. Ithought I wanted to okay, maybe
you want to rock the rest of thebasketball the basketball games
I want Yeah, so I can getcompetitive. I do get a bit and
that's my that's unfortunate.
That's My nature but but mycompetitiveness is all in fun.
The nylon is the next one willbe top golf where you'll see how
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competitive I could be as well.
Speaking of Top Golf, there arebuilding one a new one next to
my office. Holy fuck. When thatis done. I know where I'll be
spending some afternoons afterwork waiting for the traffic to
die out on freakin 275 odd tosit right here until it's all
done. But anyway, so yeah, TopGolf would be the next one that
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we can but that can also be thatthat is also a very fucking
expensive date. Right there'sTop Golf. That's an easily two
$300 Just for a bay and somefood. Oh yeah. You've never been
a top buff have you because Ihave but I didn't pay. Oh, well
see there you go. Prime man paidright. So yeah, you're I'm sorry
you broke up again.
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I said his company paid. Okay.
Well, either way.
A man's paid at some point. Soanyways, anyways, but yes, Top
Golf is a fun but yeah, it is anexpensive date as well because
you're paying per hour per day.
And then when you have multiplepeople, five, six people in the
bay, it just takes forever soyou're gonna end up spending a
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lot more time more money in thatday. So but anyway, so that was
number one was the sit downdinner number two on his list.
This is actually an interestingone. This is almost like a
common sense one but that eitherone's house You don't want to go
to the person's house on a firstdate. Now, unless you're in the
situation of Mike's daughterwhere she was going to Netflix
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and chill on date, number one, Imean, each his own, but it is
stating that it's not probablythe best idea to go to
somebody's house. Why? Too muchpressure put on you? Because
obviously, you know what you'repossibly potentially going over
there for and if it doesn't workout, do you still sleep with the
person who dealt with theperson, whatever, Netflix to the
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person if you're not vibing withthem, just to kind of, let's
just get this one and done andwe'll never speak again? Or do
you just I've had that happen inwhen I was younger? Was that
just hook up with somebody justjust get it over and done with
and just never talk again?
I guess I was young. So it wasan uncomfortable situation. So I
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felt obligated. Ah, that's feltlike safer to go forward with it
versus notsafer meaning like if you didn't
decide to sleep with or hook upthis person. They got violent.
Kinda Yeah. Okay. I think youprobably call for a man to
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understand that feeling.
I mean, I get where you're goingwith that. I do. But I think if
I would have felt that vibeNisha wouldn't have probably
lasted 15 minutes. I don't know,man. I'm there's a bad vibe or
going on here. So, I mean, itmakes sense. Like, either one's
house like this one I can'tagree with like, they'll bring
somebody over your house foryour friends, because you don't
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know who you're bringing over.
You think you're looking at apotential firecracker. 10 on the
scale, when you get they come toyour house, and they're coming
to rob us. And it's, I mean, youdon't know, like, go to a normal
spot in public. So that way, ifanything happens, it's it's uh,
it's visible. Because thisperson could be coming with a
car behind them and you know,distractions and all that stuff.
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Like, I'm weird about that.
Like, I'm not going to just letsome random person initially
come into my house without me.
Knowing who they are. I want tomake sure that I can take this
person just in case because shecan come in body builder souped
up, whatever and take me out andI'm done. So Right. So nobody's
coming to my house. Unless I getto know you for a little bit and
then I feel comfortable with youto bring in a house then I'll
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smash it different.
None of the first people I knowin my house. So say that one
more time. I said, I know letpeople I know in my house.
Definitely not gonna let somerandom stranger in.
Okay, well, I mean, that's athat's a definitely a valid
point, especially for a femalelike, definitely be smart about
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this, right? Don't just randomlyinvited a dude over to your
house. Like, obviously, youknow, if, if a guy knows if a
girl is going to invite himover, especially on a first
date, and you met him off one ofthe apps tomorrow, we already
know what's going down at thispoint, right? Like yeah, I'm
about to hit this good. Even onthe females just being very
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cautious and very safe. Becauseyou just never know there's a
lot of fucking crazies out inthis world. And, you know, that
wants you to bad happen to youjust because you were horning
in. The horniness was just kindof bogged your brain type
situation. So Oh, when it will.
That's why you go bathroom rubwhen we were had that, rub one
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out, flip one out, whatever thefemales call it, flick it with
the mouse, whatever, and getthat PostNuke clarity. You know,
it is a thing we know for a guy,it's a very clear thing. Like
rub one out like, Man glad to dothat shit. And then you're good.
You don't have to worry aboutyou know, making stupid
mistakes. So, but yeah, sonumber two is don't go to
somebody's house on a firstdate. Which I said that one I
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can agree on. This next one.
It's a toss up for me. Like thisis one of my favorite things is
watching movies. You know movietheaters and stuff. Granted, I
haven't been to a movie theaterin a very long time. But movies
is a big part of a big thing forme. I get it. Movie theaters are
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you know, you gotta be quiet. Soyou really are losing that time?
What typical movies now? Almosttwo and a half, three hour so
your dates are normally the lastfour hours at most, maybe four
and a half depending on whatyou're doing. Because you know
as date you said a long ass dayYeah, I mean think about it you
go to you catch up for dinnersix whatever, hang out for a
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little bit here about usuallywhat for about 10 o'clock 1030
Most days are probably endingunless you're going back to
smash and that's a differentstory. If if it in a piton in
our free will. But I get itmovie theaters. You kind of want
to be quiet, right? You're notgonna you're not going to talk
much.
Because you're trying to getpaid less. It seems like a waste
of money. Yeah,yeah, I think I took one female
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on a movie date. And we did thedinner thing first then the
movie. So Hi Anna had that's whyI'm saying I'm kind of like in
between and so because we didgot number one and three on this
list right? Did the dinner andthe movie so which is a common
thing going dinner and movie soI kind of had the conversation
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piece kind of already out theway for a little bit get to know
who the person is during dinnerand then went to the movies.
Because if the what's the pointof the movie though, I wanted to
watch a guy that movie that wasmaybe there was a particular
movie that I thought would begood to go check out or
something that I've been wantingto watch. And I brought up the
idea if the she was for it cameon, we were watching a movie,
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because listen, if you don'thappen to watch the same type of
movies I watch, or lack of, I'mgonna have you watch movies. I'm
gonna make you watch movies. AndI'm gonna quiz you later on. I
will quiz you down the road.
Hey, do you remember this? Or Iwill put lines just to see if
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you paid attention during themovies. Intent? Because let's
let's beright about I've watched more
movies in the past five monthsthan I've watched in like my
entire life. Exactly.
Because when you told me thatyou really didn't watch TV or
movies that much itautomatically almost broke my
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heart because I'm like, this isa big part of my life movies,
you know? And then if you'regoing to come around, Mr. Clint
Rando, he will be downapproximately in April, he will
vote Movie Quotes all god damnnight. And if you don't happen
to catch references, like youwon't click with them, because
that's how he talks. Right? Sohe doesn't have to like the same
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things. I actually made aFacebook post about that today
about liking the same thing asyour partner or
Yeah, kinda along those lines.
Because we all have things thatwe like, right? We're not going
to be identical people. No, no,no. I mean, when I guess I'm
saying like, I was like, I hopewe'd have similar interests that
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we like it movies being one ofthose interests for me is movies
for sure. Like I spent a lot ofmy entertainment system so that
way I can basically essentiallyhave my own home theater in the
house. So that was oneway like watching documentary.
Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I lovewatching documentaries.
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Absolutely. But movies is a verybig thing. Like if it's if it's
not documented, or worse, thenobviously stand up comedy
because, you know, I love you.
So stand up comedy is my thing.
But you got to be able to enjoymovies. And when I saw this on
the list, that's a hard one. Asyou know, I have done first
dates and movie theaters, dinnerand
movie. First date. It's stupid,really, you know, wasted time.
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That's a lot of hours sittingwith somebody that you just met
an hour previously. Well, thenI'm already supposed to give you
these this many hours of mytime.
Like, like I said that. That'swhy That's why for me, I did the
movie thing. So that way, I cankind of vet them out a little
bit like, Okay, I think I canhang out with this person during
movie because if the dinnerdidn't go, Well, I'm not going
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to go to them. If they're notlike, oh, we can do this at a
different time and ghost out.
Never, never reach out again. Tome. That dinner thing is what
kind of was the vetting process?
I'm just gonna say this inregards to your movies.
Though, you know, be smart withwhat you say here right now
woman be smart.
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No, I'm just circling back. Ienjoy watching movies with you
like as I've watched a lot ofmovies in the last few months.
So when I posted today, and it'sbecause I'm listening to Jay
Shetty his new book, but how youhandle your differences is more
important than finding yoursimilarities.
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You know, I think I did see thatpost. I think I did not see that
post. Because if I if I see thepost I usually liked it but if I
didn't like if I didn't like itprobably didn't see it. Maybe I
didn't see you didn't likeit or anything. Oh, well, I can
look my insights and see if helooked at um
I'm not I'm always bad with liketo surf. Ah, how you handle your
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differences more important thanhow you know I thought I do like
that. Do you? Did you go I likedit now for you. You got another
like from me?
Ah, okay. I personally, wediffer on that. I think a movie
on the first date silly. But wehaven't even seen a movie yet.
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In a theater.
Well, like I said, I my myliving room is basically has to
become my theater now. And thenespecially now that you can
actually stream movies that arein the theaters as well. It's
almost not necessary to go to amovie theater. Granted. There
are there are things on mybucket list. And I know we've
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talked about sex bucket listthat I have not been able to you
conquer yet and it moved there.
Maybe. Maybe movie theater willhave to be here in the near
future. Just movie theaters havegotten so fucking expensive.
Like, you're gonna go and spinit up with 5060 bucks now, and I
don't see how somebody's kidsare actually taking up these
little girlfriends out therethat are in high school that
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with no jobs. Mommy and Daddypaying this damn expensive bill.
So yeah, yeah, I mean you gotkids and your kids are day in so
I know you're putting in thatextra bill. It's like you're
paying for a date that you'renot even going on? Yeah. The
joys of having kids right lookat that Siri listening in the
background you creeper littleHo. Okay, so number three list
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was movie theaters. Number fouron the list. This one was
interesting. Because this almostkind of falls into the number
one item that was on the list,which was restaurants but this
one's particularly calls outbarbecue restaurants. Which I
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thought was interesting, becauseany place that you eat with your
hands, you just don't want to doon your first date. I mean, I
guess I can you can kind of lookat this person like, Nah, she's
making the worst faces evereaten. Chicken Wang II in
whatever. Chicken nuggets orwhatever with your hands.
Whatever you put your hands youknow, make the weirdest
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is talking about a barbecuerestaurant. Messy chicken
nuggets are messy.
I mean, I think anything is notnecessarily I mean, you can get
barbecue chicken.
You ordered. You literally orderwings. Like 98% of the time. I'm
pretty sure that's what you ateon our first day.
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We were on a cruiseon the live music the night
before the cruise. We Oh, we didII
remember the no we I know we atebut I'm thinking we were Yeah,
we did go watch live music. Idon't think it was wings that I
got that night. I don't. I don'tthink it was wings. But I do eat
a lot of wings. I do eat a lotof things. I enjoy wings, even
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though you and your kid decidedto give me a hard time on my
wings the other day. That's me.
Okay, I eat going to eat mywings. And y'all give me help. I
mean, you know, you know, whoalso gives me how I eat wings,
Clint. He's just basically saysthe same sheet. You left a
little bit more B than that. Whydon't you because one I don't
want to suck on a bone just youknow, because that because
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actually, that is something Ijust put in the the topics list,
which will be a great fuckingconversation to have is how you
judge your woman eating wings ishow you can judge the blue job
that she will give. So that willbe a great conversation
actually, I think I'll try tohave some of the guys come on is
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that with that one as well. Butyes, that's that's a whole
nother month but either way, Iwant to be sucking down and I'll
just like eat my lick my littledrumstick wing, whatever. You
know, clean it the way I cleanit and move on. Move on to the
next one.
Don't you don't clean it. Butanyways, so I had a friend, male
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friend. He was definitely a malefriend. We were talking or
whatever. Don't think we talkwith one another. But we were
talking we went on dates orwhatever and stuff but we also
work together. Oh, you askedthat question before Have you
ever dated somebody you workedwith? And I was like, Nah, I
just remembered I guess I kindadid. We were talking a lot. Now
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I just can't remember anywaysbut go ahead. All right ever. We
gotheaps we can go back and listen
to everything.
So this was a long time ago. Butanyways, his thing like when he
was dating a girl he took herout on her first day we take
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them to a barbecue restaurant.
Because he was like if you canbe comfortable like getting your
hands dirty and your face dirtyand not give a shit then we're
good.
I mean it does make valid senselike if you're comfortable with
this to mehe's like it's my favorite food
so noit makes a very valid point you
know if we could be like thisaround each other then we're
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good and have no problems andwe're good but I will be judging
the hell out of you like shelooks her fingers Oh, she just
got she got deep the wrongfinger up nasty bit nasty
whatever you will be turned onto me you can't make that known
right like not we can't be lether know that she's turning me
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on just that quick gotta make itwork for it make a one the
workforce can make it known thateasily I mean I get news a lot
of guys that would you sayyou're so hot you turn me on
like here's talk is straightbullshit. Here's what I needed.
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This is why you need to bedrinking with me because I'll
talk to shit now is well, yes,barbecue places, apparently
number four in the list did nottake a girl on a first date. I
can honestly say that is onethat I have never done. So get
to know. Number five. What doyou think on this one here?
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Anything with loud music.
I mean, it's a first date. Soyou kind of want to get to know
the person. Like, and again likethat can put you in an awkward
situation of being there withthem too long.
We mean like, I mean, I don'tknow if it's been there like,
hell, our first date, as youmentioned, was fucking around
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live music. And it's okay rightnow, right? Like we literally
had the Casino Night was a nextnight. We went out drinking the
first night at a live musicspot. So fuck I do a lot of
these appears. Restaurantsmovies, a loud music. So I got
three out of five. So apparentlyI'm a bad first date person to
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be around.
Whatever our first date was likethree freaking days. But it was
loud. Like we were able to talkto one another.
Sure. I mean, that's the thing.
I mean, now I guess when you'resaying love us like clubs, like
going to a club with somebodyfor a first date I that could be
shared. I think that would be ahorrible idea. Yeah. Because
you're what screaming eachother's ear. Yeah, this is you
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know, no, I say that.
You've done that.
I have. Again, it was dinner.
Because it's always dinner.
Because I like to eat. But itwas dinner. And then we went
across the street to the clubthat's out there in
International Drive. mangoes. Sowe from dinner, walk cross
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street to the club.
Bam. Your first day is all theway up in Orlando. Yeah. Oh, I
have no room to talk.
Yeah, I mean, sometimessometimes you go meet somebody
wherever and see how it hitsoff. But yeah, it was a I didn't
see her after that night. Butthis net, this is the person
that Mr. Randall always thinksthat I got used for he thought I
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was just the sound and the theside piece he was I think that
he was married. And then shejust came out meet you for the
good time for that night. Andthat was it. I honestly can say
I've never felt used more in mylife. And that night right
there, dinner, club sex, andthen never heard anything. Or
maybe my sex game was bad wasshe just didn't want to come
(37:37):
back. I don't know the look. Butwe'll go with that. Maybe I was
being used. So yeah, so I havethe three of the five on this
list, which is interestingenough, so I can agree. And I
think you can agree as well thatanything with loud music is
probably a bad idea, especiallyif you're trying to get to know
somebody now at what date neverdo you think is an appropriate
timeframe to go becauseobviously, everyone loves music.
(37:58):
Music makes memories right?
Because a song will trigger amemory like I remember doing
this with a song so when do youthink's a good time to go to a
live music event?
Do you mean like a concert? Orlike answer?
Dinner kitchen a place to golisten to some
live music fine for first day ofit. I
mean, they are pleased that itcan get really loud, so
(38:21):
loud. I think it's fine forfirst date if it's not loud,
because it also kind of likemakes it to where there's not
too much pressure. And you'renot like drilling one another
like the drilling is after thelove. Yeah, it's not the
drilling that comes after allthe drills. Yeah.
That's right. Oh, yeah. You seethem with shots, and I don't
(38:46):
remember taking one shot. Therewas at least a shot. I remember.
So you don't remember butanyway, so live music. Yeah, I
would. I'm not opposed to likethe live music. I get it loud me
saying loud music so but like,I need to know you well, like
really, really well. To go tolike a concert with you. Well,
(39:09):
let's see this weekend. We aregoing to be in Orlando watching
Miss Nikki Glaser starting offthe 2023 comedy series because
obviously 2022 I had a good runand watched some comedy shows.
We're starting already inFebruary with Nikki Glaser So
ironically, I don't haveanything else lined up after
that but this weekend, we'llprobably listen to some live
(39:30):
music because there's a spot inOrlando across from the yard
house which York House is one ofmy favorite places out there a
international Dr. Paul tin roofand they actually have some
great bands that actually go outthere play some live music so
that's why she took the othergirl
what to work. At work. I have Ihave been. I have been to this
(39:54):
place a few times. Because it isone of my my fun spots to go out
there in Nash. Drag. No, no,you're talking about the girl
that this mean? No, no, we thatwas an actual club. That was the
actual mangoes club that'sthere. It's the multi story
club. Now this is a littlelittle blind music venue that's
(40:14):
outside of the yard house rightthere where the Orlando eye is
that actually I think listen tobuddies over at The Daily BM I
think they were just over at tinroof not too long ago this in a
live music is definitely a funspot. The last time I was there,
they had a great 90s band andthey were just playing a lot of
the 90s tracks and I literallyhad a fucking blasts like, I
(40:37):
think I was back to my youngroots just singing almost every
song and you get these youngmillennials like I don't know,
this second song. It just makesme feel old. But at that point,
I was drinking, I was justvibing out because it just
brought me back to my youngerdays. And like, fuck yeah, I
mean, it was going back from alot of the hip hop stuff.
They're playing a lot of the thealternative the grunge music,
(40:59):
just everything you couldpossibly think of this group was
playing. And I think I startedfollowing them after that night
because like, if they're gonnabe out here again, I'm
definitely coming out andchecking them out because they
did a fabulous job. But yeah, sowe'll go check it out since
there's not a date number onefor us. So we'll go in, we'll
check out some live music kindof go full search,
maybe we'll find a movietheater. fell off the bucket
(41:23):
list. It's still on the item,a whole week vacation coming up
too. So I can knock all kinds ofstuff off the bucket list.
Definitely have a week longvacation coming up and I'm even
considering so that way we don'tlose any timeframe of episodes
during that week. Maybe evenbring some of the mics and we
can record some stuff out there.
Give an update of what'shappening out there. Get Oh,
(41:47):
Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge,Tennessee, because it could be
cold in the forecast. It lookslike it's gonna be fucking cold
when we're up there. So we mayend up having to stay bonded up
inside warmed up, do some thingsand then record and then push it
out to the people let the peopleknow what's happening. Make sure
they know I'm alive and I didn'tget abducted out there by by
(42:08):
anybody. I'm a popular guy thatI rarely drink
Oh my shit talking today. Do youneed a drink? I needed this
drink today so this week, andit's only been it's only
Wednesday has been a busyfucking week for me like I have
had to be in St. Pete two daysin a row already and me get
(42:31):
stuck in this traffic. I'm likeI'm drinking tonight. You know I
might feel this in the morning.
You know be a little rough butwhatever. It was funny last week
and that's why it's beenlast week you had your hell week
and this week is it's not thatit's been a hell week. Work has
been okay work has been fun.
(42:54):
It's the traffic that I've hadto deal with the past couple of
days coming back and I've caughtsome heavy trap like it has
taken me almost two hours on anormal hour drive. It has taken
me almost two hours to get homeand the fuckers just need to go
back home go back up north stopmoving to Florida and we're full
we are our roads our capacityhere. Now I keep moving here.
(43:17):
Well, you might need to keepmoving here but you can take
bitches down there to port PortSt. Lucie.
Yeah, right. Port.
You know that could be thatcould be a good selling point.
Right Port St. Lucie means youwhat you need to do is reference
to see if there's any pornstores porn places and your
(43:40):
favorite or famous porn stars inyour area. You I mean, you got
PGA down there, so obviously,they're gonna be around the
money so you never know. Hey, ifyou want to live next to Jenna
Jameson or something.
I know our strippers. At the onestrip club. We have our
Wait, you got a strip club downthere? I don't think you guys
(44:03):
had a strip that there's notmuch to do in that town. That's
why That's why it kind of caughtme off guard. That is a strip
club there.
Yeah. I mean, there's not anightlife. It's somewhere that
you raise kids and shitand retire and grow old and die.
Yeah, perfect. WowHey, hey, don't there's a liquid
down Lakeland? Lakeland? What?
(44:25):
We are a growing town we are oneof the fastest growing towns and
we look. So when you want to goto strip clubs out there, let's
go check out yourstrip club. Here. No, no, go to
a different one.
But God said you got one out inthat area. But it's yaki.
Alright, so we do that's whatthe we haven't done yet. And
that wasn't on the why wasn'tstrip club not on this list.
(44:48):
Likeyou're horrible. Like that would
be that takes a very specialthat would
take a ballsy person to say.
Fuck yeah. Let's do it. Let's goto strip club on boy,
I would probably rather go on afirst day and have a bunch of
fun. Probably not going to seeyou again. Have a shit ton of
(45:10):
fun.
Wait, why wouldn't you see meagain? If we went to a strip
club on day number one?
Yeah, cuz that just probablywouldn't be survive. Okay. Yeah,
if that's what somebody wantedto take me to on the first day,
I would probably like, dependingon my mood, see, like, sure that
sounds like fun and go and doit. And then that'd be that that
(45:31):
would be one of those. I know,that was a lot of fun. Sex was
great, or bad, or whatever. ButI'm good. So you have sex on a
first date? That's good. That'sgood. I mean, imagine if a guy
is taking you to a strip club onthe first day. He's hoping to
get something. Oh, yeah, I'mtaking somebody home. Nevermind.
(45:51):
What, what? Why,what? What was? We've had this
discussion before, you can'tstart a conversation and
sentence and be like, let's pullback. So what would you say? No,
no? What were you gonna say?
I taken somebody back from thestrip club, not to my own home.
But you've taken somebody's homefrom the strip club,
(46:13):
but not to my home to myfriend's home. I was very
intoxicated. So sounds like youdrink a lot, ma'am. No, I drink
a lot. Do we need to have aconversation? This is why I
don't drink a lot. Whenever Iwas having, like, whatever guys
are able to do whatever the fuckthey do when they're single. And
(46:34):
I guess if we're talking aboutindependent women, I do whatever
the fuck I want to do when I'msaying Oh,
rah, rah, rah. Me too. Hashtagme too. Hey, I always said you
do you boo, boo. Whatever makesyou happy. You know, whatever.
You know, don't let no we don'tever let anybody hold you back.
Alright, so we're gonna go aheadand get ready to wrap things up.
(46:54):
Obviously, you know, as a recap,on the five apparently worst
places to not to not go on afirst date is at a restaurant,
at someone's house. MovieTheater, barbecue, and live
music or loud music excuse me,not like put loud music.
(47:15):
Apparently, on the worst firstdate ever. Three out of five is
on the list. SoI always put guys on a walk
tickler path. And I'd be like,Why don't you just meet me out
here? A walk? Yeah, because ifthey complained, if they were
like in time. How long is this?
If we can have a conversationwhile we're walking? Then I can
(47:38):
be like, nope. I don't know ifI'd be up
for a walk on the first day. I'mlike, listen, listen, I didn't
come here just to walk I couldhave done this year around my
neighborhood. I don't know if Iwould have done well so glad
that wasn't part of our firstday. We might not be having this
conversation. But come on, man.
Do we have a person that has toactually physically do things I
got to isn't ugly snowing. So Imean fun walking running. That
(48:03):
type of shit is not fun to me.
Like I get it for exercisingcardio but for a date. It's to
me that's not fun. Now I wouldyou know walk around the lakes
or whatever now but as as a datethough as a first time now I'm
(48:23):
gonna pass on that it's nothappening for
me. It's like a low no pressure.
So what's going on the casinoCruise was low no pressure
because we hadour A fogs by time we got on the
cruise. So why was he nopressure?
I mean, anyways, so before weget ready to wrap things up, but
(48:45):
you wanted to bring up that thenew merch site is up on whiskey
and uncensored.com So make sureyou guys go check that out. We
have three new products thatlaunched along with the typical
whisking and nonsense gear butthree new products are launched.
They are the featured items sogo check them out whiskey and
(49:06):
uncensored.com front slash merchor just go to the website and
you can find there just merchgear so go check those out. I
know last episode I did not haveall my affiliate partners which
obviously I have all the linksobviously in our show notes so
when you listen to the podcast,check out the show notes. But we
have our affiliate partnersstill with Adam and Eve my
(49:27):
central secrets pink cherry forour sex and Play stores. Then we
got barbell apparel for all ofyour workout needs thoughts
racing for anything of courseoutdoor, you know, spots,
apparel gear and stuff likethat. And me undies for some of
you guys who like to have thesame pajamas underwears for both
(49:50):
male and females Little Couplethings cuties or whatever me
undies is the spot for you to goget your cup you can even get
underwears with my face onWhoever space so but those are
the six affiliates that we'recurrently working with die so go
check them out anything you getfrom them obviously a little bit
of a percentage comes back to mebut it does help the show and
(50:11):
it's obviously this shit is notcheap to me running so anything
helps but like I said primarilygo to whiskey uncensored go
check out the merch, but thatanything else you want to add
here at the end? No, no.
Besides order some stuff forValentine's
Valentine's is coming soon. Wewill have a conversation before
Valentine's Day. So hopefully, Ihave a good story or topic to
(50:36):
talk about in regards toValentine's Day. So that's
right. So with that, as alwaysguys, enjoy your life. Drink
your whiskies and we're out.
Peace
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