November 16, 2022 • 51 mins
In this episode, my brother Miguel comes thru and we get to talking about things we did or that any guy does at the beginning of a relationship and no longer do anymore, and then, of course, we get sidetracked with various convos. Including People you never wanted to see naked, Places that tingle (spoiler alert, he wore a cock ring wrong), yeah these topics shouldn't shock you by now!
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Unknown (00:14):
What's going on everybody? Welcome back to
another episode of whiskey anduncensored. My name is Eddie
Lopez, and I'm going to be thehost of this debauchery where we
discuss sex, sex trends,relationship type shit, and
everyday type shit. Of course,all while drinking whiskey and
(00:34):
sometimes beer, water orwhatever else my guests happened
to be on. But today myself, I amon the Glenlivet 15 I decided to
go a little less Scott today.
Just feeling the scotch and myguest today brought back my
brother. He is on the slip. Wasit the Sam Adams? What are we
(00:55):
drinking the Sam Adams summerale. The Beer Guy, which is
actually is not a very bad beer.
That's a very light crisp tastebeer for I think it's a wheat
beer too. So anyways, we'regonna kick it off with How're
you doing, sir?
Not so bad. Hanging in there.
(01:15):
How was your Halloween?
That was good past to have a lotof candy. That a lot of
promoting but the kids liked it.
What do you mean a lot ofpromoting
that was actually passing outflyers and cups and oh, so the
kids and the parents.
So instead of giving them candyyou're giving them fucking cups
and business cards? Yes.
(01:38):
Definitely, definitely changedup the you know, the theme of
Halloweenman them kids come talk and
given them the other kids sign.
Don't go to that house thoughtthat house is gonna get a cup of
business cards. Did you at leastgive them candy though?
Or I gave them candy in thecups. Oh, okay. Yeah, there was
candy in the cups and stuff likethat. And what you just saw this
car, find it all weird. It wasbetter than going to a dentist
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house. You know, I mean, twobrushes.
Yeah. What you should have didwas to be smart about it. Go
ahead and pour a beer inside thecup and hand out the cups with
beer for the parents that werecoming
by. We were actually handing outbeer. Oh,
so y'all were hanging out? Yeah,you should have put in the cup
and admitted.
Oh, we're just handing theparents the beer. Because the
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kid was grabbed with cups withthe candy and everything in it.
So I had cones and pens in it,too. Oh, they're gonna go Yeah,
that's actually that's actuallyI've seen some kickback from it.
So that's a smart idea.
I think a couple episodes ago orwhenever Christmas or Christmas?
October. Good god wheneverHalloween was a couple of weeks
(02:43):
ago. I think we I mentioned thatI only had to I literally only
had to trick or treaters comeknocking on my door. So I got
really I got a bowl full ofcandy that I've been slowly
snacking on which I should notbe. And it sucks but that's it
man. We didn't get shit here.
Yeah, this is wild.
Waves like have kids. So I ranout of like freakin flyers. I
(03:06):
ran out of everything. So shegot your promo. Oh, yeah,
definitely already been seen acouple kickbacks from it and
stuff like that. So it's reallygood. Yeah, brings in brings in
some flow to the shop. Verynice.
So how's the how's the businessbeen doing though? Like, it's
good. Now that you got the newshop opened up and stuff. It's,
it's good. It's going a lotbetter. You know, I mean, it's
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still that slow times ofbuilding and stuff like that.
But we're definitely seeingrepeats and kickbacks from you
know, like different promotiondeals and stuff like that. So
it's been getting, it's gettingbeen getting a lot better. Good.
Good. So now listen, I know youlisten to the episode since
you've been here. We've had afew folks that you know that
come through, of course, and youknow, I know you listened to the
(03:50):
episode with Mr. Mark Powell.
Tucker. And he was giving you ahard fucking time because you
know, actually we both weregiving you a hard time because
how often you in the Wi Fi moveand how we've always had to come
in and put our backs to the testand carry shit around and and he
mentioned there's a time whereyou had his ass that's and move
(04:12):
him up to three flights ofstairs What the fuck is up with
thatdude, that's that's just one of
them. You know what I mean?
Like, that's the I would I wouldhave to say mark is like one of
those you know, true buddiesthat no matter what you do, and
I got a few of them don't get mewrong but no matter what
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situation and no matter what isit you're doing that you know
what I mean? He's got your backno matter what even if it is
going up fucking three flightsof stairs.
But that is a dick move. Well,to be honest, the third floor of
an apartmentto be honest, he knew he knew
like I wouldn't. But he you knowhe sucked it up and said you
know he's like fucking sucked upsomething. Oh, no, no.
(04:58):
That was your payment therebuddy
though. No, I had a I had a fewpeople helped me on on my moving
days butyeah, I was wonderful. Yeah, he
I gave up after a while, likeI'm done
my next move will I'm definitelygoing to try to make it to be a
house,or that's a good goal to have.
Yeah, to the house stuff. Eventhough interest rates are
slightly going up, but you know,still it's still it's going back
(05:18):
to normal rates. Right. Sodefinitely wait
for the prices drop high. No,no, you know too much when I see
it, so I'm okay.
So let me ask you something. Andthis is kind of what we are
going to have. If this dog ifyou don't leave me alone right
(05:38):
now my dog is like needy as hellright now. The discussion we're
gonna have today and figure tobe a good one is, especially
that you been in a long termrelationship marriage now for
quite some time. Do you everfind yourself and look back at
(05:59):
things you used to do? Back whenyou first were dating, that you
no longer do anymore? Like, whenyou first were dating, like what
were you doing to impress? Youknow? And also, then you no
longer do it? What's the firstthing that comes into mind? What
did you do back then that youdon't do anymore?
(06:21):
I'm like, opening the doors andor, well, that one's that one's
a difference. Or the opening thedoors thing, man, I never really
did it. Because for one we livein Florida. And people would end
up disagreeing with this shit,because modern technology on
vehicles now.
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But it's not gonna do anythingbecause the doors are open to
it. Sofor these cars can actually
start Okay, themselves by abutton. We had the cars to where
you had to, you know, get in thecar, it was fucking super high,
it took a long time for the ACto run, and get in and get the
car cool. Well, I never openedthe door really for a girl. Only
because, look, if I opened thedoor for you. And I let you in
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the car and the car is at 120degrees. I still have to walk
all the way around to the otherside just to get in my side and
turn the car. Turn the car onfor you put the AC on. By the
time I do that you're alreadyprobably starting to drip and
sweat. So I'm gonna have theso your library hold off. So you
think that you were being thegentleman for not opening door
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because you wanted to make surethe car was cool before she got
exactly yeah. Oh my god bullshiton that one.
But now, now, modern technologyhas taken it over to where you
can actually start your car withthe remote in your hands. So now
all you have to do is unlock itand put her in the car. So yes,
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now I've been put in thatposition. And I just recently
did that. And she looked at melike what the fuck is wrong with
you? You just opened my door.
I'm like,see, sometimes sugary is not
dead. But I'm still it'sactually interesting. I wonder
with all the technology that wehave now with these vehicles.
Why haven't I seen a remote dooropener like that where you can
automatically spring open a doorand never have to worry about
(08:14):
the door? I mean, we have thebuttons where the trunk can open
up. So obviously there'ssomething there but why not the
door? I don'tknow. One day. One of the other
ones. Remember greeniesYeah. Even though even those are
still manual doors you got toopen pretty sure they got him
somewhere. Yeah, that's notavailable to us modern day
people.
(08:36):
So that's one of your items. Isthere anything else that you
could think of that you used todo back in the day that you so
we got opening a door?
I'd say we don't go out to eatas much
who's cooking because I knowboth y'all probably don't cook
that much. Well,I don't know know to be honest.
She's she actually is the cookin the house now because you
(08:58):
know when I cook everybodydoesn't like the ingredients I
use or what I end up cooking ormaybe it just doesn't come out
good. Sothat's why you go to mom's house
a lot. I just I justeat whatever she cooks whatever
she cooks I just eat it doesn'tmatter.
So she's cooking moreinteresting. Oh, yeah. She
couldn't cook Thanksgivingdinner this year. What
(09:19):
us? You gotta remember shecooked last year and we all ate
it. You rightshe did cook last year. Okay,
I'll give her her props. It wasit was actually rather tasty.
I'll give her that one. Yeah,hopefully she don't listen to
this and actually take you knowget a big
to give her props on that butshe did really good. But no,
like, as far as you know, justgoing out wise you know, like
(09:42):
eating somewhere. We don't goout no more like that. Obviously
we got the kids so that trip toMcDonald's is like fucking $40
Dude, any place you go right nowI can go by myself to walk ons.
Order my typical buffalo chickenwrap, Caesar salad and a beer.
And I'm already almost at $40.
Oh, yeah, just by myself like,before they used to be a good
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price going to OutbackSteakhouse for you in a day.
Now. Outback Steakhouse isalready running. It's an 80
bucks. 70 bucks for two peoplelike what the fuck is happening
here? Yeah.
But after that happens, I tendto, you know, think about start
calculating. Okay, well, it'sgonna take me this, I cut this
many heads in order to move thisout. Anybody would do an hourly
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job, man, I have to work threehours in order to freaking you
know, buy this meal.
So instead of back in a daywhere you like, Okay, if I
stopped drinking now, I'll getthis many hours of sleep before
I gotta get up and go to work.
Now you're like, I gotta cutthis many hills to be able to
pay for this dinner that?
Yes. There were a couple nightswhere I didn't get no sleep and
(10:49):
I wentto work. Those are the those are
the days now.
I definitely don't do that. Nomore hell and there'll be masses
in bed by nine o'clock and I'mfalling asleep by 11 at the
latest. So listen,the other night it was 815 or
something. Even though the wejust got through the whole
daylight savings or whatever.
And it was 815 on the clock. I'mlike, Holy fuck, I am tired. Why
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am I yawning right now. Andgranted, I've been doing all
this work right now here on thefloors, which has got me super
tired and exhausted. But still,I was like, It's 815
Oh, but in all reality, it wasstill like 915
Still was like the fact that I'msuper exhausted. Like, I can't
believe how old I am Fiddlerright now that I'm trying to
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possibly go to bed by 830 thatis for real old man. I did it. I
stayed in the couch. I forcedmyself to stay up a little bit
longer until I you know, finallystarted passing. But what about?
What about sexually? Do you findyourself that you don't do
anything sexually any more thatyou did back in the day?
I'd have to say yeah, we youknow, I mean, like, I don't want
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to say we came a little bit moreconservative on and we just kind
of keep that in the room. So butyou know, I mean, there's like,
I can't really say we do it indifferent places like cars and
shit anymore.
So just keep it in the bedroom.
Keep it very Yeah. Jane.
Yeah, that way you got a towelto wipe off with every time
you're done. It's right in hand.
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It's why you keep that's why youkeep one of those rags or
anything cleaned that you wouldtypically see in your car you
keep it in your carI try to but I don't want no
armor on but theymake it a little squeaky you
know, make a little extralubrication
ya know, you know, I mean, like,I used to, you know, didn't mind
(12:41):
doing any cars and you know,while driving, like I said in
previous episodes and stuff likethat and try to fool around, you
know, movie theaters, stuff likethat. I don't even do that
anymore.
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very old school.
We definitely keep it that way.
Just just for the hell of it.
Just for the hell of it. Yeah,like we you know, I mean, we're,
I guess we're kind of justboring in that kind of in that
type of way. Like nothing crazy.
You'vegotten old. So I know for a
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fact. You know, I tend to noticethat I'll do the crazy shit in
the beginning. Like I'm going tobe Oh, yeah, she you know, I
want to you know, go out toconstant fun theme parks
restaurants all the time in thebeginning and then after a while
it kind of adds away and yeah,so he's like, Alright, I'm gonna
(13:48):
start fading out some of thesethings. We're just going to just
chill possibly hear tonight.
Maybe we'll go to localrestaurant may or will now the
whole convenience of DoorDash Istill I have tried to make sure
I keep opening the door. But Ithink I'm with you. It's not
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that because the cars hot oranything like that. But
alright, so wintertime, you wantto hear about the wintertime?
Get the seats warm? Well, no, Iyou know what I mean? I don't
like in a wintertime. Like it'ssuper cold in there too. And
like at that time, it's coldoutside and it's cold inside. I
say you know, it's like a race.
Let's just try to rush in thecar real quick and turn the heat
(14:29):
on. Okay, rather than standingout in his cold when, like both
of us raise our ASOF like, it's5050 Wow, okay, what about
conversations, you know, when westart out dating somebody, we're
used to just being on the phonewith them constantly, right? But
(14:50):
what if back in the day beforecell phones you had to talk to
that person right now the onlyway you're going to communicate
now It's just cell phones andtexting. So do you feel that you
still call your wife on aregular basis? Or do you feel
like you just text her more andjust, you know, have your
(15:11):
conversations via text,um, we kind of we kind of do a
little bit of all three of themthere. Sorry, meaning FaceTiming
as well. SoFaceTiming I forget, I always
forget about the FaceTime andI'm starting to do more FaceTime
and I do forget that.
Yeah. Like when I'm at work. Youknow, I typically tell her, Hey,
if I'm at work, I don't pick upyour call. You know what I mean?
(15:33):
It's because I'm busy. That'sbecause I'm cutting hair. We'll
call each other I'll call herevery day after I get out of
work. Hey, I'm just getting out.
I'm on my way home. Alright,cool.
Shit. Now. Now in days, though.
You don't respond to that six,or that call? Female is gonna be
like, What the fuck were you at?
What are you doing? Why haven'tI heard you? Do you like me
(15:53):
anymore? What's the problem? Youknow?
I think there's a I thinkthere's definitely it's
her name. So she cheats you.
Well, do you know? If she didwhat you now bitch tell me.
Yeah, like, yeah, thatdefinitely does come about but
right. Now I'd like you know,when something like that
happens. We're kind of like, wejoke around with each other.
(16:15):
Sometimes every once in a whilesometimes, you know, we kind of
might say in a little bit of aharsher way. But yeah, that was
that was a harsher way. Like,like, Bitch, I'm trying to ask
you a question. Like, like, oh,no, what? You not, I mean, just
to kind of make it sound like aquestion. But it's kind of
joking in a joking way, but in aserious way, as well. So that
(16:37):
way, you can kind of get to thepoint that you're trying to find
out. And then also, you justmake a joke about it anyways.
But no, we just kind of, like,we like we'll call each other. I
call her make sure she gets towork, because she deals with a
lot of traffic. And thenthroughout the rest of the day,
we won't, we won't call or texteach other, we will text each
(17:00):
other, but we won't FaceTime orcall. And then when it comes to
about lunchtime, that's when youtypically FaceTime each other.
And then after work, I call herlet her know I'm on the way home
see what she's cooked for dinnerif she's not cooking, you know,
I mean, I might just stopsomething grabbed something for
me to eat, I guess. But yeah,that's kind of like, so
conversation wise, I'd have tosay, I talked to her every
single day, like, non stop. Ifnot, we're sending. We're
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sending you each other tic TOCsnow like there's there's a
common law if I'm not respondingto you, if you send me a tic
tock like not like it's justlike a mean her thing.
Alright, so you so you so you dothe still do both conversation
on the phone and text and soit's not like you don't do it?
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No more. Yeah. All right. Yeah,me personally. I read the I read
the detects and like, oh, yeah,my phone rings and like, ah, but
even if somebody I'm dating, I'mstill like, Okay, let me answer
this. But I've gotten better.
I've answered the phone moreregularly. But I know again,
it's just the times I just feellike, I'd rather just text Yeah,
(18:12):
but sometimes you sometimes youend up getting to, you know,
when you pick up that phone, youknow, sometimes like, you might
be in a shitty mood, butobviously, their voice, you
know, helps you to were like,Alright, cool. Well, I'm at ease
a little bit because you talk tome, but sometimes you like, shut
the fuck up. I don't want totalk to you right now. Right? I
(18:33):
couldn't say I've actually hungup on my wife quite a bit. But
there's been some exes that and,you know, the crazy ones that
I've dated that I hang up on?
There is no photography.
So what about compliments? Iknow, in the beginning, we you
know, to say the right thingswere saying everything we could
possibly do to attract that girllike, like, Ooh, he's just
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hitting all the right spots.
He's saying everything right?
Yeah, I'm hooking up with thisdude. Do you find yourself
where? You know, you were sayingsome things before? Like, baby,
you are beautiful and blah,blah. You are just everything to
me? Do you find yourself notsaying those type of things
anymore? Or do you still try tokeep yourself?
(19:20):
Um, I would say I still try tokeep myself you know, doing that
kind of stuff. It's it's notjust through words as well. It's
through a weird way tocompliment somebody is like, you
might be doing this or you mightbe wearing this and I'm staring
the hill at you. If she walksaround in some leggings. You
know, I mean, I'm fucking I'mchecking her out all the time. I
don't give a shit. That's that'slike me like damn, I'm sad. I'm
(19:42):
telling you. I'm still attractedto you. So it's a compliment.
You know what I mean? As far asyou know, if she's doing
something, yeah, I'll tell herHey, I'm like, Yeah, I can tell
like she's told me she's beenworking out and stuff like that.
And I can tell the difference.
I'm like, Yeah, that's justlooking juicy. See, you know, so
I tried to joke around with herat same time, but it's still a
(20:03):
compliment because I still, youknow, appreciate that you know,
she's kind of doing this alongwith me for like workout stuff
too. But we're not doing ittogether because she's working
on it. Yeah she's she's workingout from the house. Oh, so which
is pretty cool yeahher she's becoming a
domesticated she Yeah, she'sworking out she's actually cook
in she she's cleaning the housenow to write keeping the house
(20:25):
maintain. Yeah, definitely. Yougo sister. And I'm like, Oh, who
are you? Like, once once we moveaway,
but is she doing it to up herportfolio for someone else like,
Oh, if she were I whatever.
Like, we both we both kind ofcame to that agreement. Like if
we if we decided to leave eachother it's like, by we're not
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gonna have her feelings.
Whatever it is, you say that nowlike, obviously, we'd still we'd
end up hurt and say that thesame thing, like for instance,
she had to go to she had to goto my brother in law's house to
go pick up my other son's jacketnot too long ago. And I was just
(21:07):
laying in the bed. And typicallyat a set time where we lay in
the bed, and I'm like, Oh, shit,don't get me wrong. I was Hi.
Wait, she's not here. Shewasn't there. But at the same
time, like I was laying down onmy user position that I'm like,
normally on my stomach, and I'mlooking at my phone. While she's
like laying in bed. I keptthinking that she was beside me
in the bed when she was reallyover there. completely opposite.
(21:27):
Yeah, I was like, damn, this isthis feels kind of weird. Like
she's not here. But I stillthink she's here. So I was
comfortable. So it definitelywould hit a certain level to
where like, if we did split towhere, like, Damn, she's no
longer here. I don't feel thesame way. So I can see do I mean
that that would hurt. But in thesame time, time goes on and Time
(21:50):
heals. And you'll get over it.
Yeah, gotten over so many otherones. So you just got to set
yourself a pace to get overthem.
What about date nights?
Do you still do date nights?
date nights, like continuously?
Or is it just like a once amonth thing? How often are you
doing date nights?
(22:10):
We'll try to get at least dosomething. At least once a
month? If not, we'll try to do alittle once a month. Oh, yeah.
We'll try to if not, we'll tryto do a little bit more. You
know what I mean? We'll we'llend up saying, you know, hey,
let's the kids can go over hereor they're old enough now to
stay at the house. Then mylittle one. She goes my she goes
a mom's. But then ya know, we'vegone out for my birthday. We're
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gonna do something for herbirthday. You know? So we still
go on dates. But you got to makesure that you know what I mean?
We still keep that going. Gonice. alone time together. So
squeaky squeaky.
That to me, if you're not doingthe gar that what do you got?
What do you get back home? Soonce that
happened, you know, sometimes,you know sometimes it's just
like any other relationship, butsometimes you get back and
(22:56):
you're both fucking tired. Youjust want to go to sleep.
Sometimes you both feel get alittle tipsy, you know, while
you're at the restaurant, andthen that's when you get it in.
Sonot at the restaurant, but not
at the restaurant.
There are there are some, youknow, some times where you know,
a foot might reach acrossunderneath the table and you
know, it might hit you dig acouple times.
Oh, it's gonna accidentally hitYeah,
(23:18):
you know, call it accidentally,you know?
I mean, she's stretching prettyfar to get up to that.
I still works for me. I don'twant to do it.
Well, okay. All right. So here'swhat I'm gonna do. I haven't
done this in a while we haveactually we haven't done any of
the games in a little bit. And Iwant to switch it up here. The
(23:44):
five second game. I don't knowif you did this one yet. This
one last time. So I read. I'mgonna read something out. And
then we'll get back to adifferent conversation here. But
I'm gonna read something out.
And you got five seconds to giveme at least three things from
whatever I read. All right,that's a little that's a little
bit short of a time there butit's gotta be signed. You gotta
be. You gotta be quick on yourtoes here. Alright, so let me
(24:06):
know when you're ready. Goahead. All right, name three
places to where piercingsyour ears your nose, your
tongue,ears nose and tongue all right,
I will just say GucciI'm going with the ones that I
know I've had and that I've seenI've had a tongue ring I have my
tongue pierced before I got myears pierced and I've seen the
(24:27):
nose ring as plump plenty womengive me a Give me three things
that get stuck in your teeth.
Food man you you'reI don't I don't know on that one
man. It's a little bit difficulton that one. I would say food
just gets stuck in your teethreally? Don't know anything
(24:48):
else. You got poop huge. Thatain't gotta worry about that
shit.
Because you're not doing it orbecause it just goes
now like is it Wait, yeah, no,there's nothing there. So I'm
not worried about any of, youknow, everybody dated before,
you know, I knew there was liketoo much grass on the field, you
(25:09):
know, I mean, I wasn't trying tobury my face
you know, the good old times,you know, at least at least it
wasn't the 70s in the late 80swhere it was still
oh my god fucking woolly mammothinto you know, if you listened
to the episode when I had Nancyon talking about the good old
days whereeverything got hurt, or
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something like that. Yeah,and that was very popular
episode. My name is Nancy has alot of fans on that way. I got
some folks that actually want meto invite her back. We're trying
we're trying to we're trying toget Nancy back on we're trying
to figure out the schedule butshe's a she's a hard working
woman still so we'll get herback off. Give me a Give me
three TV shows that need moresex
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that need more sex? Yes. Grey'sAnatomy
we'll put a pause now I thoughtGrey's Anatomy was basically
built on lists. Ifyou're saying if you're saying a
show that needs more sex it'sGrey's Anatomy. Game of Thrones
and VikingsGame of Thrones had enough sex
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well I'm just saying like if youwant to add more to him why not?
Okay you know we'll collegiatekid Yeah. You know, she actually
requested to not have any moresex scenes after like the
Oh yeah, so yeah, well, can youjust imagine like oh my gosh,
you right? Yeah, it would havebeen great. See more. I know
Vikings. I never watched Vikingit was a good one too is if
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you'd like it'd be like Game ofThrones you like Vikings. Now?
Is the they have the spin off?
Is it Valhalla or whatever aboutthe thing? There's a spin off of
that Valhalla I think it's anet?
I don't know. I haven't Ihaven't after Vikings. I just
kind of stop watching. Don't bedisappointed.
Have you started watching thenew No Game of Thrones? We'll
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know how Dragon house a dragon.
No, I haven't I haven't watchedthat. I
was waiting for it to completelyfinish so that way I can just
enjoy the binge watch it Yeah,I am not I can't do the waiting
a week anymore. I have to waitto it's I can completely binge
watch it you know like it usedto be back in the day but
Yeah, cuz you kind of got to seeshows like that because you kind
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of can't sit there and say FullHouse family matters. And you
know Tim the tool man Taylor,you know that he can't have sex
and why not? See him those.
Those are back in today. FamilyMatters for real
man go ahead and drill her down.
Yeah.
Oh, you know, and in his shop.
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Okay, give me three places thattingle.
Three places that tingle Give methree things that places that
tingling in my tongue my fingersin my head? I'm a penis. I don't
know. I don't know a third one.
If you have if yourdick is tingling Do
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you get it wrong? I mean you gota ring on your dick because of
vibration the vibrationsensation
what waited me and we have ourring like a Cochran Yeah, it's
not on the head of your dickdude. The cock rings your base
or your dick and around yourballs?
Well I just found a new area toput it
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you've had the cock ring just atthe tip of your head. Oh man.
I haven't had I haven't had itthere but I need to go
and watch some porn learn someyou're actually I we just
recorded this episode that'sgoing to drop the episode that's
before this one actually willsay that mentioned that you
should go watch porn to learnhow to use your certain sex
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toys.
How's the scene the meanness asyou watch too much porn and
makes you dis figured I guess Ican't really say the other word
because you know offensive anynowadays. The mean end up saying
if you watch too much porn itmakes you it makes you retarded
Yeah, and then also on the guy'slike I don't know if he's I
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haven't Oh, man. You got to lookup the mean.
But you might have also messedthat up
too. You know? Because you wouldunderstand it okay
the fact that you just said youhad the conquering at the end
how was it even working for youthen because it's supposed to be
at the base making use ofsuppose your erection is
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supposed to last longer. So yourjob is not You're not inserting
it into the wife because no noso you just leaving it
on leave it there and you leavethe tip and let it vibrate.
Fuck that is it. Like what thehell is negative vibrate
the little battery that's on thering?
I have no idea which toy you aretalking about
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vs right now pick up. Pharmacy.
Yeah, bro. You can pick up oneof them brings and it has it
comes with it it's disposableyou put it on there and it just
fucking it you just hit thebutton it fucking turns on and
you just go to town you justleave the bitch on there and
not have you know and we justmentioned do not buy any sex
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toys from like places likeAmazon and stuff because of
products and how things are madeand you're over here buy and
ship from CVS Hey, where you getyour pharmacies and your your
condoms there and your plan Bpills or
whatever pregnancy tests they'regonna pick up this ring at the
same time. They got lubricationand everything.
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Ah, you know, I'm gonna go lookfor it. It's not just
it's in the same damn aisle.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go look forthis and see exactly what I'm
not saying I'm gonna buy it butI'm just gonna see what I
have to forewarn you that shit.
It can it can start hurtingbecause like it's it gets super
fucking tight, like a fuckingBand Aid. Like, or like a rubber
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band. When you keep tautrunning, you know, putting it
around and around your finger.
It starts like, oh, shit is tootight. That happens.
Well, I mean, I bought a set ofrings. They're all of various
sizes, none of them vibrate. Butthe whole point of them is to
suppose to extend the theerection time, which I've never
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even used. I bought them. Idon't ever even use them. I've
like tested them in the shower,just to see how they fit. Yeah,
maybeI'm using the all these toys
that I've used before. Maybe I'musing them fucking wrong. That's
why nobody wants to use themanymore. Listen, I don't know.
I told you. You can go to mysponsor site now. And actually,
because a lot of them actuallydo have some instructional
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videos to kind of show you. Orlike I said, just go to Pornhub
I definitelykeep seeing a lot of these
things now though. Coming up. Iguess it's more.
It's more acceptable.
It is more acceptable. There'sno talking.
There's nothing taboo about sex.
Sex is sex. It's healthy. It'sworried. It's healthy to talk
about things. Clears the sinusesfor extra headaches and helps
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you go to sleep to at night.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, definitely does.
Sex it's what's for dinner.
What's what's funny is before itbefore we do go on, I had like a
quick topic I wanted to tell youabout Yeah, I actually. Actually
this includes mark. Back in theday. He's kind of sketchy. No,
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no, no, because, you know, hewas wondering if you ever did
anything in friends or seenanything in front of friends. I
think it was something likethat. Okay, I'm gonna tell you
right now this man sat there inmy when I had a truck and he sat
in the passenger side as I wasgetting some head as I was
driving. So my boy was there. Hewas there through thick and thin
right there. Like he was like,he was just sitting there just
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staring out the window. Andall y'all three were in the
front seat. Yeah,yeah. I didn't give a damn. Or
apparently he needed to destroyit. She didn't. She was okay
with it. I was like, Hey, Idon't mind if you don't mind,
bro. You shouldat least get a little action you
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a little No, no little finger inthere. I mean, shit. Not at all.
Ain't no fun. If your homiescan't have that's just kind of
rude on your part. Now,whatever. When I'm one of those
guys that like if it's like, ifit's mine, like, nobody's
getting that like he's mine forthe for the time being now if
it's after the relationship,whatever, like so your depends
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on who it is. And you know,like, Hey, she's off limits.
Hey, she's not off limits. Likeis that DL?
So you wouldn't do the threesubs. If it was your girl, your
girl said a sub three sub ifshe was just like a side OC like
like, you know, like a one nighttype. Stan? I cool. Well, that's
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different. I'mtalking about if you had a
relationship though. No, no,absolutely not. She said I want
to bring another girl in.
No, because that brings jealousyand in other thoughts to
someone's head. I don't reallyhave to want to do respectable,
respectable. Now if I were tobe, you know, a single man I
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could or whatever you know, now,I'm not going to be looking for
a relationship. I'm just gonnabe looking for fun. That's it?
Yeah. That's that would be whereI'd be at. Because I already had
relationship, long termrelationships. I've already been
married. I'm already married. SoI wouldn't want to have to deal
with the stuff again. I justwant to have fun.
I gotcha. So check this out.
We're gonna circle back to partof the original conversation of
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things that we used to do, andthat she can no longer do. The
one that I thought of was goingto the restroom taking a shit in
the beginning of relationship.
You're very self courteous orvery courteous to me. You want
to make sure you go into anotherroom before he
Oh yeah, before he farted beforeyou fart
or you know You know, she's notaround if we got taken massive,
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or whatever, yeah, you know,now, do you still do the
courtesy or do you know or doday like, Hey, I gotta take a
shit. let one rip right now.
I've, I've, I've alreadyestablished that in the very
beginning of this I went, I wentabout this my relationship now I
went about this all totallydifferent. I went, like doing
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all the wrong shape. Exactly. Isaid, You know what, this is who
I am. So either you like it, youstay with me? If not, they
there's a door. Like, it's plainand simple. So as soon as we
started calling it relationship,I was already forgotten. I was
already late. I was like,Alright, I gotta go to shit.
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Before I didn't do that. And tothis day, it's like, you know,
like, that's, that's, that's themain portion. If I'm not doing
this in front of you, like isthere's a problem like, yeah, I
might like you, but it ain'tgonna go anywhere. Unless I
gotta feel comfortable. I know.
Sometimes it takes that time tobuild up but no, I did it. First
thing and we've been togethersince so. Have you ever let one
rip on our first date?
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Not on a first date? No, no, no.
Just I'm just shows you exactly.
Like, like, like maybe like ifyou need to, but that's when
you're walking up to the car andand that's when you open the
door for him. So that way youcan take your time to kind of
let that out and air out as youwalk into your door. Yeah, like
that's when you kind of let youknow when I'm silent but
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deadlies just let that go atthat time but now
and try blaming or hurt my damngirl.
You just kind of like you know,I don't know shake it off or
something and or, you know, grabthe back of your pants and try
to win that bid out real quickfor you in the car.
Yeah, you still gonna lingerthough? It's it just does it.
Justgo. And that's when you just
drop your keys on the floor. Yougotta be quick thinking about
(36:51):
how fast it can go.
Oh, what else what Okay? Give methree people. You never want to
see naked three people I wantto see naked. Know that. You
never want to see naked for one.
I don't want to see my mothernaked.
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cricketer, man. Was that tomy grandmother? For three? I
don't I don't know. I'd say Mimifrom Drew Carey. That'd be a
disgusting thing. Mimi from DrewCarey. You know, the lady looks
like a clown. She got all themakeup on her face. Oh, yeah. I
don't want to see that. Megan.
I'm at Roseanne. And to that,too, when?
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Nobody wants to see.
All right. How about Oprah too?
Damn, man. I know. I can keepgoing.
Oh, Oprah. Oprah, you knowdepends on what phase she's in
her life. You know? I remembernot that. That's
a I'd rather see Angelina Jolie.
That's a but you gotta rememberOprah Winfrey. That's a billion
(37:53):
dollar pussyright there. I'll give it to
him. A billion dollars doesline.
A billion dollars you go aheadand get naked from Yo, bro. Go.
Yeah, I don't care. God dammit.
I should pay me money. Okay, butyou don't have to get paid. If
you're in the presence and theneverything's paid for and
catered for you. But you want towalk around? Right?
Let's just take Uber off to sitdown. Okay.
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I'll just say you just never younever know. All right. Let's
take a look here. Let's switchthis up. What's the grossest
thing you remember doing as akid?
the grossest thing I rememberdoing as a kid I'd say dipping.
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I dipped when I was a kid. Andthat was the nastiest thing
ever.
When the hell did you do wasIran what was already gone by
this point? I'm gonna readDevon.
Yeah, no, this is when this Ithink you know, I think you
weren't. I think no, you wereout in the military. I think
yeah, I started dipping.
(38:58):
I didn't know this. DO WHAT THEFUCK YEAH.
I tried it. And like I alwayslooked at dip as far as like
little ants like climbed up intoa little can and then like, I
tried it and it just goteverywhere my mouth and I just
threw up and I was the nastiestshit ever. Until I started Yes.
Did you get did you get?
(39:18):
I did I got a little sick. Inever dipped again after that.
But I didn't let me let merephrase it. I didn't dip again
for a while a long time coupleyears, because then these guys
got me onto pouches. So therewas a little wintergreen little
pouches that you put in yourmouth, so he didn't make a mess
on your mouth with it. I didthat for a little bit. Maybe
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like, you know, a week or twoand I was like, This is gross.
And so I just stopped doing it.
So if you didn't see I didn'tknow you did that. Interesting.
I would have thought if youdipped in you knew that she was
nasty. Well all started smokingafter a while too. So wouldn't
that have prevented you fromI actually He actually started
smoking before dipping. And thensince all my friends are pretty
(40:03):
much doing the show, I was like,fuck it let me try. So I tried
it didn't like it didn't doanymore. And I was like, I'm not
gonna have my friends like, say,Oh, well you know they didn't
like that I didn't do it. Idon't give a damn
Have you ever thrown up onanybody?
I think so.
(40:25):
I mean, if he was on friendsdip, I mean, I know that make
you want to throw up? Yeah, butI don't think my throwing up
throw up on somebody. Yeah, no,I don't think my throwing up
experiences was because itdipping I think it was more
because of drinking. I know mybuddy. I believe I threw up on
my buddy will. And I think yeah,well, you are well, let's just
(40:47):
go ahead and you know, put itout there. You're not the
biggest drinker. So you have afew drinks in your guns. One One
thing we've discussed thatbefore when you first came on
the show, yeah, how much of alightweight you are.
Yeah. And it still hasn'tchanged? Because I don't you
know, I don't drink like that.
So we're just gonna move whichis fine. Yes. Good. Just means
my bill will be cheaper when Igo to you know, somewhere else.
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Well, unless you go get otheritems of food, you know, I'll
drink and I just don't eat. Sosee, like, I'd rather I'd rather
mess up the other scents. AndI'd still be okay, because it
only lasts for a little bit whenyou when you drink and you get a
hangover man. Not saying youhave to drink to get a hangover.
But the typical. The Hangoverhits you in the morning and you
(41:34):
feel like shit the next day?
Yeah, well, I don't. I don'tdrink to get drunk anymore to
have a hangover. Yeah, no, I geta lie. When I did go see Clint,
up there in Starkville,Mississippi. Yeah. The first
day. He had me know. He had medoing shots and drinks and beer
(41:57):
and we just mixed it all. Just Iwas feeling like shit that that
next day, I could not kick thathandle, right? It's yeah, it
took me till about two o'clock,I want to say three o'clock
before I started actuallyfeeling okay to even move
around. And yet this guy justbounces back from everything.
(42:18):
Like,I couldn't do a damn day. Now.
I don't see how I mean, we're inour 40s and I and I just don't
see how he could still have thisliver that kicks like this. Me.
I'm like, I'm done. And my livercannot handle drinking like this
or not it not even just thatthere's my liver. It's my body.
My body's like, Dude, we can'tdrink and say, well, we're not.
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We're not in our late 20s, early30s where we can just party up
and just, ya know, go all day.
I think it only really lasts. Imean, like till I was like maybe
in my mid 20s to where I wasjust like I'm done. But I
stopped.
But as far as going back tothrowing up with somebody, I
don't think I've ever thrown upon anybody. I've know I've had
projectile vomit before. Atleast to two or three times that
(43:07):
I can remember. One incidentbeing St. Patty's Day up there
in Alexandria, Virginia, I wascompletely just Gonzo, and
trying to get to the restroom,but I was rushing through the
bar or whatever wherever weended up the Fish City Market or
some shit somehow I ended upsomeplace I don't even know how
(43:30):
I even got there to the thirdfourth floor when everything was
on the first and second floor.
Yeah, but I found that I found abathroom and next year what by
time I got to the sky just hadthat throw up just going
everywhere it yeah, those days.
Those days are long gone behindme but man that is one that I
remember that the poor stolelike all that like sometimes you
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go into stalls and you see shiteverywhere.
Just no just sayI can and that gets me thinking
that God Yeah, somebody musthave had just some explosive
fucking diarrhea that theycouldn't make it to the tool and
it's on my tongue they pulltheir pants that shit was just
spray and that's how I canvisualize to shake it and all
(44:11):
the wall because I've seen itfor my book. Yeah, this shit get
on the sidewalls the back wallsis disgusting, but like how but
it gets me thinking like okay,projectile vomit you coming in
your hole just you know you'retrying to get to it and your
hole just explodes with vomit.
So I think the last time I canremember throwing up is my
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bachelor party with you guys onthe casino cruise boat where
like I was I had to go tobathroom and throw up that I
remembered I don't remember howlong I was in there for but I
know it was disgusting. And thatwas the nastiest place ever.
Thought I ever thrown up atthrowing up sucks. It sucks.
Craig because you feel like youjust want to die like why did I
(44:55):
just do this? Why do I have Somepeople don't. They can puke and
rally just let's go. Let's gether done.
Yeah, that's my done point. I'mdone. I know what to stop. I'm
like I'm completely done. Notnotice it.
Yeah, no, I get I get it. No, Idefinitely know my points. Not
like especially I would drink ifI knew like, all right, Phil on
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the bus. I don't need a drinkanymore. Let me go ahead and get
some water to this extent sothat way. I am not feeling like
shit in the morning. Yeah, sothat's one thing. I don't like
them. Have you ever? Have youever shipped a porta Potti
though? No. You've never shippedit into porta Potti
No, ever, but I can tell youthis right now. That I'm pretty
(45:40):
sure I'm not the only one thishas happened to Okay, I'm going
into a porta potty thinking theurinal was supposed to be a sink
and like where to fix the sink.
Like, where's the fucking soapso I can wash my hands? How the
hell does this bits work? Like,I never knew the Porta Potti had
a urinal? Yeah. And well,most of them do. There's been a
(46:02):
few that did not have rightback. But most of them now they
do have it's usually to theleft.
Yeah, so now I'm like, I go tothink about it. And when I find
out this is a fucking urinal.
I'm like, You telling me I tryto wash my hands and one of
these for like, and I know I'mnot the only one that has done
(46:24):
it. Because I've been told byother people other guys that
Yeah, I thought it was a sink tolike, what
do I mean most I mean, youdidn't see like a little thing
you could stop for some waterfor fresh water type deal. You
(46:45):
know,it's it's outside. And you know,
when you're trying to if youthink about it, every man or
woman that's walked out of thesefucking urinals has touched
their you know, vaginas andpenises. And then they go to
open up the door. So not onlywas it just your hand touching
that there were it was everyother person's hand and then you
(47:07):
go outside and wash your hands.
But it's just it's just knowingthat everybody did so now I
don't do that.
Well some people grab it withtheir shirt. I just some people
grab it with their feet open adoor.
I'll kick that bitch open. I'llhit it with my ass.
So people just bump it over thefact that he thought that you're
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no I don't feel so bad.
If they're, I mean grantedgranted, there's a little tunnel
that will just feed out theurine feeds out into the the
actual storage unit thatportapotty Yeah, but if it was
backed up, and there was wateror hiss in there, would you have
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stuck your hands in yourpossibly to think that it was
washable water?
Oh, no. Yeah, no, no, I didn'tdo that. Because I was like, oh,
because you before they had sometimes they had the little hand
hand disinfected things in theurinals. So they'd have that
right next to the urinal. Soyou're thinking okay, well,
where the hell is the watergoing to be coming out of I'm
(48:11):
not putting my hands in here.
I'm just gonna use this shitright here.
Yeah, I mean most of them did.
But now a lot of like you said alot of them actually have the
the communal type things wecould come up with, especially
like larger events or whatever.
So yeah, get in and get out andgo to this thing where people
can wash your hands. There'sjust like five heads or
whatever. Yeah, you know, washyour hands and stuff so
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You know I just kind of leavethat one to where like it's like
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What's going on everybody? Welcome back to
another episode of whiskey anduncensored. My name is Eddie
Lopez, and I'm going to be thehost of this debauchery where we
discuss sex, sex trends,relationship type shit, and
everyday type shit. Of course,all while drinking whiskey and
(00:34):
sometimes beer, water orwhatever else my guests happened
to be on. But today myself, I amon the Glenlivet 15 I decided to
go a little less Scott today.
Just feeling the scotch and myguest today brought back my
brother. He is on the slip. Wasit the Sam Adams? What are we
(00:55):
drinking the Sam Adams summerale. The Beer Guy, which is
actually is not a very bad beer.
That's a very light crisp tastebeer for I think it's a wheat
beer too. So anyways, we'regonna kick it off with How're
you doing, sir?
Not so bad. Hanging in there.
(01:15):
How was your Halloween?
That was good past to have a lotof candy. That a lot of
promoting but the kids liked it.
What do you mean a lot ofpromoting
that was actually passing outflyers and cups and oh, so the
kids and the parents.
So instead of giving them candyyou're giving them fucking cups
and business cards? Yes.
(01:38):
Definitely, definitely changedup the you know, the theme of
Halloweenman them kids come talk and
given them the other kids sign.
Don't go to that house thoughtthat house is gonna get a cup of
business cards. Did you at leastgive them candy though?
Or I gave them candy in thecups. Oh, okay. Yeah, there was
candy in the cups and stuff likethat. And what you just saw this
car, find it all weird. It wasbetter than going to a dentist
(02:01):
house. You know, I mean, twobrushes.
Yeah. What you should have didwas to be smart about it. Go
ahead and pour a beer inside thecup and hand out the cups with
beer for the parents that werecoming
by. We were actually handing outbeer. Oh,
so y'all were hanging out? Yeah,you should have put in the cup
and admitted.
Oh, we're just handing theparents the beer. Because the
(02:22):
kid was grabbed with cups withthe candy and everything in it.
So I had cones and pens in it,too. Oh, they're gonna go Yeah,
that's actually that's actuallyI've seen some kickback from it.
So that's a smart idea.
I think a couple episodes ago orwhenever Christmas or Christmas?
October. Good god wheneverHalloween was a couple of weeks
(02:43):
ago. I think we I mentioned thatI only had to I literally only
had to trick or treaters comeknocking on my door. So I got
really I got a bowl full ofcandy that I've been slowly
snacking on which I should notbe. And it sucks but that's it
man. We didn't get shit here.
Yeah, this is wild.
Waves like have kids. So I ranout of like freakin flyers. I
(03:06):
ran out of everything. So shegot your promo. Oh, yeah,
definitely already been seen acouple kickbacks from it and
stuff like that. So it's reallygood. Yeah, brings in brings in
some flow to the shop. Verynice.
So how's the how's the businessbeen doing though? Like, it's
good. Now that you got the newshop opened up and stuff. It's,
it's good. It's going a lotbetter. You know, I mean, it's
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still that slow times ofbuilding and stuff like that.
But we're definitely seeingrepeats and kickbacks from you
know, like different promotiondeals and stuff like that. So
it's been getting, it's gettingbeen getting a lot better. Good.
Good. So now listen, I know youlisten to the episode since
you've been here. We've had afew folks that you know that
come through, of course, and youknow, I know you listened to the
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episode with Mr. Mark Powell.
Tucker. And he was giving you ahard fucking time because you
know, actually we both weregiving you a hard time because
how often you in the Wi Fi moveand how we've always had to come
in and put our backs to the testand carry shit around and and he
mentioned there's a time whereyou had his ass that's and move
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him up to three flights ofstairs What the fuck is up with
thatdude, that's that's just one of
them. You know what I mean?
Like, that's the I would I wouldhave to say mark is like one of
those you know, true buddiesthat no matter what you do, and
I got a few of them don't get mewrong but no matter what
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situation and no matter what isit you're doing that you know
what I mean? He's got your backno matter what even if it is
going up fucking three flightsof stairs.
But that is a dick move. Well,to be honest, the third floor of
an apartmentto be honest, he knew he knew
like I wouldn't. But he you knowhe sucked it up and said you
know he's like fucking sucked upsomething. Oh, no, no.
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That was your payment therebuddy
though. No, I had a I had a fewpeople helped me on on my moving
days butyeah, I was wonderful. Yeah, he
I gave up after a while, likeI'm done
my next move will I'm definitelygoing to try to make it to be a
house,or that's a good goal to have.
Yeah, to the house stuff. Eventhough interest rates are
slightly going up, but you know,still it's still it's going back
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to normal rates. Right. Sodefinitely wait
for the prices drop high. No,no, you know too much when I see
it, so I'm okay.
So let me ask you something. Andthis is kind of what we are
going to have. If this dog ifyou don't leave me alone right
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now my dog is like needy as hellright now. The discussion we're
gonna have today and figure tobe a good one is, especially
that you been in a long termrelationship marriage now for
quite some time. Do you everfind yourself and look back at
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things you used to do? Back whenyou first were dating, that you
no longer do anymore? Like, whenyou first were dating, like what
were you doing to impress? Youknow? And also, then you no
longer do it? What's the firstthing that comes into mind? What
did you do back then that youdon't do anymore?
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I'm like, opening the doors andor, well, that one's that one's
a difference. Or the opening thedoors thing, man, I never really
did it. Because for one we livein Florida. And people would end
up disagreeing with this shit,because modern technology on
vehicles now.
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But it's not gonna do anythingbecause the doors are open to
it. Sofor these cars can actually
start Okay, themselves by abutton. We had the cars to where
you had to, you know, get in thecar, it was fucking super high,
it took a long time for the ACto run, and get in and get the
car cool. Well, I never openedthe door really for a girl. Only
because, look, if I opened thedoor for you. And I let you in
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the car and the car is at 120degrees. I still have to walk
all the way around to the otherside just to get in my side and
turn the car. Turn the car onfor you put the AC on. By the
time I do that you're alreadyprobably starting to drip and
sweat. So I'm gonna have theso your library hold off. So you
think that you were being thegentleman for not opening door
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because you wanted to make surethe car was cool before she got
exactly yeah. Oh my god bullshiton that one.
But now, now, modern technologyhas taken it over to where you
can actually start your car withthe remote in your hands. So now
all you have to do is unlock itand put her in the car. So yes,
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now I've been put in thatposition. And I just recently
did that. And she looked at melike what the fuck is wrong with
you? You just opened my door.
I'm like,see, sometimes sugary is not
dead. But I'm still it'sactually interesting. I wonder
with all the technology that wehave now with these vehicles.
Why haven't I seen a remote dooropener like that where you can
automatically spring open a doorand never have to worry about
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the door? I mean, we have thebuttons where the trunk can open
up. So obviously there'ssomething there but why not the
door? I don'tknow. One day. One of the other
ones. Remember greeniesYeah. Even though even those are
still manual doors you got toopen pretty sure they got him
somewhere. Yeah, that's notavailable to us modern day
people.
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So that's one of your items. Isthere anything else that you
could think of that you used todo back in the day that you so
we got opening a door?
I'd say we don't go out to eatas much
who's cooking because I knowboth y'all probably don't cook
that much. Well,I don't know know to be honest.
She's she actually is the cookin the house now because you
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know when I cook everybodydoesn't like the ingredients I
use or what I end up cooking ormaybe it just doesn't come out
good. Sothat's why you go to mom's house
a lot. I just I justeat whatever she cooks whatever
she cooks I just eat it doesn'tmatter.
So she's cooking moreinteresting. Oh, yeah. She
couldn't cook Thanksgivingdinner this year. What
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us? You gotta remember shecooked last year and we all ate
it. You rightshe did cook last year. Okay,
I'll give her her props. It wasit was actually rather tasty.
I'll give her that one. Yeah,hopefully she don't listen to
this and actually take you knowget a big
to give her props on that butshe did really good. But no,
like, as far as you know, justgoing out wise you know, like
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eating somewhere. We don't goout no more like that. Obviously
we got the kids so that trip toMcDonald's is like fucking $40
Dude, any place you go right nowI can go by myself to walk ons.
Order my typical buffalo chickenwrap, Caesar salad and a beer.
And I'm already almost at $40.
Oh, yeah, just by myself like,before they used to be a good
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price going to OutbackSteakhouse for you in a day.
Now. Outback Steakhouse isalready running. It's an 80
bucks. 70 bucks for two peoplelike what the fuck is happening
here? Yeah.
But after that happens, I tendto, you know, think about start
calculating. Okay, well, it'sgonna take me this, I cut this
many heads in order to move thisout. Anybody would do an hourly
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job, man, I have to work threehours in order to freaking you
know, buy this meal.
So instead of back in a daywhere you like, Okay, if I
stopped drinking now, I'll getthis many hours of sleep before
I gotta get up and go to work.
Now you're like, I gotta cutthis many hills to be able to
pay for this dinner that?
Yes. There were a couple nightswhere I didn't get no sleep and
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I wentto work. Those are the those are
the days now.
I definitely don't do that. Nomore hell and there'll be masses
in bed by nine o'clock and I'mfalling asleep by 11 at the
latest. So listen,the other night it was 815 or
something. Even though the wejust got through the whole
daylight savings or whatever.
And it was 815 on the clock. I'mlike, Holy fuck, I am tired. Why
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am I yawning right now. Andgranted, I've been doing all
this work right now here on thefloors, which has got me super
tired and exhausted. But still,I was like, It's 815
Oh, but in all reality, it wasstill like 915
Still was like the fact that I'msuper exhausted. Like, I can't
believe how old I am Fiddlerright now that I'm trying to
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possibly go to bed by 830 thatis for real old man. I did it. I
stayed in the couch. I forcedmyself to stay up a little bit
longer until I you know, finallystarted passing. But what about?
What about sexually? Do you findyourself that you don't do
anything sexually any more thatyou did back in the day?
I'd have to say yeah, we youknow, I mean, like, I don't want
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to say we came a little bit moreconservative on and we just kind
of keep that in the room. So butyou know, I mean, there's like,
I can't really say we do it indifferent places like cars and
shit anymore.
So just keep it in the bedroom.
Keep it very Yeah. Jane.
Yeah, that way you got a towelto wipe off with every time
you're done. It's right in hand.
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It's why you keep that's why youkeep one of those rags or
anything cleaned that you wouldtypically see in your car you
keep it in your carI try to but I don't want no
armor on but theymake it a little squeaky you
know, make a little extralubrication
ya know, you know, I mean, like,I used to, you know, didn't mind
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doing any cars and you know,while driving, like I said in
previous episodes and stuff likethat and try to fool around, you
know, movie theaters, stuff likethat. I don't even do that
anymore.
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We definitely keep it that way.
Just just for the hell of it.
Just for the hell of it. Yeah,like we you know, I mean, we're,
I guess we're kind of justboring in that kind of in that
type of way. Like nothing crazy.
You'vegotten old. So I know for a
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fact. You know, I tend to noticethat I'll do the crazy shit in
the beginning. Like I'm going tobe Oh, yeah, she you know, I
want to you know, go out toconstant fun theme parks
restaurants all the time in thebeginning and then after a while
it kind of adds away and yeah,so he's like, Alright, I'm gonna
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start fading out some of thesethings. We're just going to just
chill possibly hear tonight.
Maybe we'll go to localrestaurant may or will now the
whole convenience of DoorDash Istill I have tried to make sure
I keep opening the door. But Ithink I'm with you. It's not
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that because the cars hot oranything like that. But
alright, so wintertime, you wantto hear about the wintertime?
Get the seats warm? Well, no, Iyou know what I mean? I don't
like in a wintertime. Like it'ssuper cold in there too. And
like at that time, it's coldoutside and it's cold inside. I
say you know, it's like a race.
Let's just try to rush in thecar real quick and turn the heat
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on. Okay, rather than standingout in his cold when, like both
of us raise our ASOF like, it's5050 Wow, okay, what about
conversations, you know, when westart out dating somebody, we're
used to just being on the phonewith them constantly, right? But
(14:50):
what if back in the day beforecell phones you had to talk to
that person right now the onlyway you're going to communicate
now It's just cell phones andtexting. So do you feel that you
still call your wife on aregular basis? Or do you feel
like you just text her more andjust, you know, have your
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conversations via text,um, we kind of we kind of do a
little bit of all three of themthere. Sorry, meaning FaceTiming
as well. SoFaceTiming I forget, I always
forget about the FaceTime andI'm starting to do more FaceTime
and I do forget that.
Yeah. Like when I'm at work. Youknow, I typically tell her, Hey,
if I'm at work, I don't pick upyour call. You know what I mean?
(15:33):
It's because I'm busy. That'sbecause I'm cutting hair. We'll
call each other I'll call herevery day after I get out of
work. Hey, I'm just getting out.
I'm on my way home. Alright,cool.
Shit. Now. Now in days, though.
You don't respond to that six,or that call? Female is gonna be
like, What the fuck were you at?
What are you doing? Why haven'tI heard you? Do you like me
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anymore? What's the problem? Youknow?
I think there's a I thinkthere's definitely it's
her name. So she cheats you.
Well, do you know? If she didwhat you now bitch tell me.
Yeah, like, yeah, thatdefinitely does come about but
right. Now I'd like you know,when something like that
happens. We're kind of like, wejoke around with each other.
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Sometimes every once in a whilesometimes, you know, we kind of
might say in a little bit of aharsher way. But yeah, that was
that was a harsher way. Like,like, Bitch, I'm trying to ask
you a question. Like, like, oh,no, what? You not, I mean, just
to kind of make it sound like aquestion. But it's kind of
joking in a joking way, but in aserious way, as well. So that
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way, you can kind of get to thepoint that you're trying to find
out. And then also, you justmake a joke about it anyways.
But no, we just kind of, like,we like we'll call each other. I
call her make sure she gets towork, because she deals with a
lot of traffic. And thenthroughout the rest of the day,
we won't, we won't call or texteach other, we will text each
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other, but we won't FaceTime orcall. And then when it comes to
about lunchtime, that's when youtypically FaceTime each other.
And then after work, I call herlet her know I'm on the way home
see what she's cooked for dinnerif she's not cooking, you know,
I mean, I might just stopsomething grabbed something for
me to eat, I guess. But yeah,that's kind of like, so
conversation wise, I'd have tosay, I talked to her every
single day, like, non stop. Ifnot, we're sending. We're
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sending you each other tic TOCsnow like there's there's a
common law if I'm not respondingto you, if you send me a tic
tock like not like it's justlike a mean her thing.
Alright, so you so you so you dothe still do both conversation
on the phone and text and soit's not like you don't do it?
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No more. Yeah. All right. Yeah,me personally. I read the I read
the detects and like, oh, yeah,my phone rings and like, ah, but
even if somebody I'm dating, I'mstill like, Okay, let me answer
this. But I've gotten better.
I've answered the phone moreregularly. But I know again,
it's just the times I just feellike, I'd rather just text Yeah,
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but sometimes you sometimes youend up getting to, you know,
when you pick up that phone, youknow, sometimes like, you might
be in a shitty mood, butobviously, their voice, you
know, helps you to were like,Alright, cool. Well, I'm at ease
a little bit because you talk tome, but sometimes you like, shut
the fuck up. I don't want totalk to you right now. Right? I
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couldn't say I've actually hungup on my wife quite a bit. But
there's been some exes that and,you know, the crazy ones that
I've dated that I hang up on?
There is no photography.
So what about compliments? Iknow, in the beginning, we you
know, to say the right thingswere saying everything we could
possibly do to attract that girllike, like, Ooh, he's just
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hitting all the right spots.
He's saying everything right?
Yeah, I'm hooking up with thisdude. Do you find yourself
where? You know, you were sayingsome things before? Like, baby,
you are beautiful and blah,blah. You are just everything to
me? Do you find yourself notsaying those type of things
anymore? Or do you still try tokeep yourself?
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Um, I would say I still try tokeep myself you know, doing that
kind of stuff. It's it's notjust through words as well. It's
through a weird way tocompliment somebody is like, you
might be doing this or you mightbe wearing this and I'm staring
the hill at you. If she walksaround in some leggings. You
know, I mean, I'm fucking I'mchecking her out all the time. I
don't give a shit. That's that'slike me like damn, I'm sad. I'm
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telling you. I'm still attractedto you. So it's a compliment.
You know what I mean? As far asyou know, if she's doing
something, yeah, I'll tell herHey, I'm like, Yeah, I can tell
like she's told me she's beenworking out and stuff like that.
And I can tell the difference.
I'm like, Yeah, that's justlooking juicy. See, you know, so
I tried to joke around with herat same time, but it's still a
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compliment because I still, youknow, appreciate that you know,
she's kind of doing this alongwith me for like workout stuff
too. But we're not doing ittogether because she's working
on it. Yeah she's she's workingout from the house. Oh, so which
is pretty cool yeahher she's becoming a
domesticated she Yeah, she'sworking out she's actually cook
in she she's cleaning the housenow to write keeping the house
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maintain. Yeah, definitely. Yougo sister. And I'm like, Oh, who
are you? Like, once once we moveaway,
but is she doing it to up herportfolio for someone else like,
Oh, if she were I whatever.
Like, we both we both kind ofcame to that agreement. Like if
we if we decided to leave eachother it's like, by we're not
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gonna have her feelings.
Whatever it is, you say that nowlike, obviously, we'd still we'd
end up hurt and say that thesame thing, like for instance,
she had to go to she had to goto my brother in law's house to
go pick up my other son's jacketnot too long ago. And I was just
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laying in the bed. And typicallyat a set time where we lay in
the bed, and I'm like, Oh, shit,don't get me wrong. I was Hi.
Wait, she's not here. Shewasn't there. But at the same
time, like I was laying down onmy user position that I'm like,
normally on my stomach, and I'mlooking at my phone. While she's
like laying in bed. I keptthinking that she was beside me
in the bed when she was reallyover there. completely opposite.
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Yeah, I was like, damn, this isthis feels kind of weird. Like
she's not here. But I stillthink she's here. So I was
comfortable. So it definitelywould hit a certain level to
where like, if we did split towhere, like, Damn, she's no
longer here. I don't feel thesame way. So I can see do I mean
that that would hurt. But in thesame time, time goes on and Time
(21:50):
heals. And you'll get over it.
Yeah, gotten over so many otherones. So you just got to set
yourself a pace to get overthem.
What about date nights?
Do you still do date nights?
date nights, like continuously?
Or is it just like a once amonth thing? How often are you
doing date nights?
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We'll try to get at least dosomething. At least once a
month? If not, we'll try to do alittle once a month. Oh, yeah.
We'll try to if not, we'll tryto do a little bit more. You
know what I mean? We'll we'llend up saying, you know, hey,
let's the kids can go over hereor they're old enough now to
stay at the house. Then mylittle one. She goes my she goes
a mom's. But then ya know, we'vegone out for my birthday. We're
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gonna do something for herbirthday. You know? So we still
go on dates. But you got to makesure that you know what I mean?
We still keep that going. Gonice. alone time together. So
squeaky squeaky.
That to me, if you're not doingthe gar that what do you got?
What do you get back home? Soonce that
happened, you know, sometimes,you know sometimes it's just
like any other relationship, butsometimes you get back and
(22:56):
you're both fucking tired. Youjust want to go to sleep.
Sometimes you both feel get alittle tipsy, you know, while
you're at the restaurant, andthen that's when you get it in.
Sonot at the restaurant, but not
at the restaurant.
There are there are some, youknow, some times where you know,
a foot might reach acrossunderneath the table and you
know, it might hit you dig acouple times.
Oh, it's gonna accidentally hitYeah,
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you know, call it accidentally,you know?
I mean, she's stretching prettyfar to get up to that.
I still works for me. I don'twant to do it.
Well, okay. All right. So here'swhat I'm gonna do. I haven't
done this in a while we haveactually we haven't done any of
the games in a little bit. And Iwant to switch it up here. The
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five second game. I don't knowif you did this one yet. This
one last time. So I read. I'mgonna read something out. And
then we'll get back to adifferent conversation here. But
I'm gonna read something out.
And you got five seconds to giveme at least three things from
whatever I read. All right,that's a little that's a little
bit short of a time there butit's gotta be signed. You gotta
be. You gotta be quick on yourtoes here. Alright, so let me
(24:06):
know when you're ready. Goahead. All right, name three
places to where piercingsyour ears your nose, your
tongue,ears nose and tongue all right,
I will just say GucciI'm going with the ones that I
know I've had and that I've seenI've had a tongue ring I have my
tongue pierced before I got myears pierced and I've seen the
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nose ring as plump plenty womengive me a Give me three things
that get stuck in your teeth.
Food man you you'reI don't I don't know on that one
man. It's a little bit difficulton that one. I would say food
just gets stuck in your teethreally? Don't know anything
(24:48):
else. You got poop huge. Thatain't gotta worry about that
shit.
Because you're not doing it orbecause it just goes
now like is it Wait, yeah, no,there's nothing there. So I'm
not worried about any of, youknow, everybody dated before,
you know, I knew there was liketoo much grass on the field, you
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know, I mean, I wasn't trying tobury my face
you know, the good old times,you know, at least at least it
wasn't the 70s in the late 80swhere it was still
oh my god fucking woolly mammothinto you know, if you listened
to the episode when I had Nancyon talking about the good old
days whereeverything got hurt, or
(25:30):
something like that. Yeah,and that was very popular
episode. My name is Nancy has alot of fans on that way. I got
some folks that actually want meto invite her back. We're trying
we're trying to we're trying toget Nancy back on we're trying
to figure out the schedule butshe's a she's a hard working
woman still so we'll get herback off. Give me a Give me
three TV shows that need moresex
(25:53):
that need more sex? Yes. Grey'sAnatomy
we'll put a pause now I thoughtGrey's Anatomy was basically
built on lists. Ifyou're saying if you're saying a
show that needs more sex it'sGrey's Anatomy. Game of Thrones
and VikingsGame of Thrones had enough sex
(26:15):
well I'm just saying like if youwant to add more to him why not?
Okay you know we'll collegiatekid Yeah. You know, she actually
requested to not have any moresex scenes after like the
Oh yeah, so yeah, well, can youjust imagine like oh my gosh,
you right? Yeah, it would havebeen great. See more. I know
Vikings. I never watched Vikingit was a good one too is if
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you'd like it'd be like Game ofThrones you like Vikings. Now?
Is the they have the spin off?
Is it Valhalla or whatever aboutthe thing? There's a spin off of
that Valhalla I think it's anet?
I don't know. I haven't Ihaven't after Vikings. I just
kind of stop watching. Don't bedisappointed.
Have you started watching thenew No Game of Thrones? We'll
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know how Dragon house a dragon.
No, I haven't I haven't watchedthat. I
was waiting for it to completelyfinish so that way I can just
enjoy the binge watch it Yeah,I am not I can't do the waiting
a week anymore. I have to waitto it's I can completely binge
watch it you know like it usedto be back in the day but
Yeah, cuz you kind of got to seeshows like that because you kind
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of can't sit there and say FullHouse family matters. And you
know Tim the tool man Taylor,you know that he can't have sex
and why not? See him those.
Those are back in today. FamilyMatters for real
man go ahead and drill her down.
Yeah.
Oh, you know, and in his shop.
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Okay, give me three places thattingle.
Three places that tingle Give methree things that places that
tingling in my tongue my fingersin my head? I'm a penis. I don't
know. I don't know a third one.
If you have if yourdick is tingling Do
(28:01):
you get it wrong? I mean you gota ring on your dick because of
vibration the vibrationsensation
what waited me and we have ourring like a Cochran Yeah, it's
not on the head of your dickdude. The cock rings your base
or your dick and around yourballs?
Well I just found a new area toput it
(28:24):
you've had the cock ring just atthe tip of your head. Oh man.
I haven't had I haven't had itthere but I need to go
and watch some porn learn someyou're actually I we just
recorded this episode that'sgoing to drop the episode that's
before this one actually willsay that mentioned that you
should go watch porn to learnhow to use your certain sex
(28:47):
toys.
How's the scene the meanness asyou watch too much porn and
makes you dis figured I guess Ican't really say the other word
because you know offensive anynowadays. The mean end up saying
if you watch too much porn itmakes you it makes you retarded
Yeah, and then also on the guy'slike I don't know if he's I
(29:11):
haven't Oh, man. You got to lookup the mean.
But you might have also messedthat up
too. You know? Because you wouldunderstand it okay
the fact that you just said youhad the conquering at the end
how was it even working for youthen because it's supposed to be
at the base making use ofsuppose your erection is
(29:34):
supposed to last longer. So yourjob is not You're not inserting
it into the wife because no noso you just leaving it
on leave it there and you leavethe tip and let it vibrate.
Fuck that is it. Like what thehell is negative vibrate
the little battery that's on thering?
I have no idea which toy you aretalking about
(29:54):
vs right now pick up. Pharmacy.
Yeah, bro. You can pick up oneof them brings and it has it
comes with it it's disposableyou put it on there and it just
fucking it you just hit thebutton it fucking turns on and
you just go to town you justleave the bitch on there and
not have you know and we justmentioned do not buy any sex
(30:19):
toys from like places likeAmazon and stuff because of
products and how things are madeand you're over here buy and
ship from CVS Hey, where you getyour pharmacies and your your
condoms there and your plan Bpills or
whatever pregnancy tests they'regonna pick up this ring at the
same time. They got lubricationand everything.
(30:39):
Ah, you know, I'm gonna go lookfor it. It's not just
it's in the same damn aisle.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go look forthis and see exactly what I'm
not saying I'm gonna buy it butI'm just gonna see what I
have to forewarn you that shit.
It can it can start hurtingbecause like it's it gets super
fucking tight, like a fuckingBand Aid. Like, or like a rubber
(31:02):
band. When you keep tautrunning, you know, putting it
around and around your finger.
It starts like, oh, shit is tootight. That happens.
Well, I mean, I bought a set ofrings. They're all of various
sizes, none of them vibrate. Butthe whole point of them is to
suppose to extend the theerection time, which I've never
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even used. I bought them. Idon't ever even use them. I've
like tested them in the shower,just to see how they fit. Yeah,
maybeI'm using the all these toys
that I've used before. Maybe I'musing them fucking wrong. That's
why nobody wants to use themanymore. Listen, I don't know.
I told you. You can go to mysponsor site now. And actually,
because a lot of them actuallydo have some instructional
(31:47):
videos to kind of show you. Orlike I said, just go to Pornhub
I definitelykeep seeing a lot of these
things now though. Coming up. Iguess it's more.
It's more acceptable.
It is more acceptable. There'sno talking.
There's nothing taboo about sex.
Sex is sex. It's healthy. It'sworried. It's healthy to talk
about things. Clears the sinusesfor extra headaches and helps
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you go to sleep to at night.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, definitely does.
Sex it's what's for dinner.
What's what's funny is before itbefore we do go on, I had like a
quick topic I wanted to tell youabout Yeah, I actually. Actually
this includes mark. Back in theday. He's kind of sketchy. No,
(32:30):
no, no, because, you know, hewas wondering if you ever did
anything in friends or seenanything in front of friends. I
think it was something likethat. Okay, I'm gonna tell you
right now this man sat there inmy when I had a truck and he sat
in the passenger side as I wasgetting some head as I was
driving. So my boy was there. Hewas there through thick and thin
right there. Like he was like,he was just sitting there just
(32:50):
staring out the window. Andall y'all three were in the
front seat. Yeah,yeah. I didn't give a damn. Or
apparently he needed to destroyit. She didn't. She was okay
with it. I was like, Hey, Idon't mind if you don't mind,
bro. You shouldat least get a little action you
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a little No, no little finger inthere. I mean, shit. Not at all.
Ain't no fun. If your homiescan't have that's just kind of
rude on your part. Now,whatever. When I'm one of those
guys that like if it's like, ifit's mine, like, nobody's
getting that like he's mine forthe for the time being now if
it's after the relationship,whatever, like so your depends
(33:32):
on who it is. And you know,like, Hey, she's off limits.
Hey, she's not off limits. Likeis that DL?
So you wouldn't do the threesubs. If it was your girl, your
girl said a sub three sub ifshe was just like a side OC like
like, you know, like a one nighttype. Stan? I cool. Well, that's
(33:54):
different. I'mtalking about if you had a
relationship though. No, no,absolutely not. She said I want
to bring another girl in.
No, because that brings jealousyand in other thoughts to
someone's head. I don't reallyhave to want to do respectable,
respectable. Now if I were tobe, you know, a single man I
(34:15):
could or whatever you know, now,I'm not going to be looking for
a relationship. I'm just gonnabe looking for fun. That's it?
Yeah. That's that would be whereI'd be at. Because I already had
relationship, long termrelationships. I've already been
married. I'm already married. SoI wouldn't want to have to deal
with the stuff again. I justwant to have fun.
I gotcha. So check this out.
We're gonna circle back to partof the original conversation of
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things that we used to do, andthat she can no longer do. The
one that I thought of was goingto the restroom taking a shit in
the beginning of relationship.
You're very self courteous orvery courteous to me. You want
to make sure you go into anotherroom before he
Oh yeah, before he farted beforeyou fart
or you know You know, she's notaround if we got taken massive,
(35:02):
or whatever, yeah, you know,now, do you still do the
courtesy or do you know or doday like, Hey, I gotta take a
shit. let one rip right now.
I've, I've, I've alreadyestablished that in the very
beginning of this I went, I wentabout this my relationship now I
went about this all totallydifferent. I went, like doing
(35:24):
all the wrong shape. Exactly. Isaid, You know what, this is who
I am. So either you like it, youstay with me? If not, they
there's a door. Like, it's plainand simple. So as soon as we
started calling it relationship,I was already forgotten. I was
already late. I was like,Alright, I gotta go to shit.
(35:45):
Before I didn't do that. And tothis day, it's like, you know,
like, that's, that's, that's themain portion. If I'm not doing
this in front of you, like isthere's a problem like, yeah, I
might like you, but it ain'tgonna go anywhere. Unless I
gotta feel comfortable. I know.
Sometimes it takes that time tobuild up but no, I did it. First
thing and we've been togethersince so. Have you ever let one
rip on our first date?
(36:08):
Not on a first date? No, no, no.
Just I'm just shows you exactly.
Like, like, like maybe like ifyou need to, but that's when
you're walking up to the car andand that's when you open the
door for him. So that way youcan take your time to kind of
let that out and air out as youwalk into your door. Yeah, like
that's when you kind of let youknow when I'm silent but
(36:28):
deadlies just let that go atthat time but now
and try blaming or hurt my damngirl.
You just kind of like you know,I don't know shake it off or
something and or, you know, grabthe back of your pants and try
to win that bid out real quickfor you in the car.
Yeah, you still gonna lingerthough? It's it just does it.
Justgo. And that's when you just
drop your keys on the floor. Yougotta be quick thinking about
(36:51):
how fast it can go.
Oh, what else what Okay? Give methree people. You never want to
see naked three people I wantto see naked. Know that. You
never want to see naked for one.
I don't want to see my mothernaked.
(37:12):
cricketer, man. Was that tomy grandmother? For three? I
don't I don't know. I'd say Mimifrom Drew Carey. That'd be a
disgusting thing. Mimi from DrewCarey. You know, the lady looks
like a clown. She got all themakeup on her face. Oh, yeah. I
don't want to see that. Megan.
I'm at Roseanne. And to that,too, when?
(37:33):
Nobody wants to see.
All right. How about Oprah too?
Damn, man. I know. I can keepgoing.
Oh, Oprah. Oprah, you knowdepends on what phase she's in
her life. You know? I remembernot that. That's
a I'd rather see Angelina Jolie.
That's a but you gotta rememberOprah Winfrey. That's a billion
(37:53):
dollar pussyright there. I'll give it to
him. A billion dollars doesline.
A billion dollars you go aheadand get naked from Yo, bro. Go.
Yeah, I don't care. God dammit.
I should pay me money. Okay, butyou don't have to get paid. If
you're in the presence and theneverything's paid for and
catered for you. But you want towalk around? Right?
Let's just take Uber off to sitdown. Okay.
(38:16):
I'll just say you just never younever know. All right. Let's
take a look here. Let's switchthis up. What's the grossest
thing you remember doing as akid?
the grossest thing I rememberdoing as a kid I'd say dipping.
(38:37):
I dipped when I was a kid. Andthat was the nastiest thing
ever.
When the hell did you do wasIran what was already gone by
this point? I'm gonna readDevon.
Yeah, no, this is when this Ithink you know, I think you
weren't. I think no, you wereout in the military. I think
yeah, I started dipping.
(38:58):
I didn't know this. DO WHAT THEFUCK YEAH.
I tried it. And like I alwayslooked at dip as far as like
little ants like climbed up intoa little can and then like, I
tried it and it just goteverywhere my mouth and I just
threw up and I was the nastiestshit ever. Until I started Yes.
Did you get did you get?
(39:18):
I did I got a little sick. Inever dipped again after that.
But I didn't let me let merephrase it. I didn't dip again
for a while a long time coupleyears, because then these guys
got me onto pouches. So therewas a little wintergreen little
pouches that you put in yourmouth, so he didn't make a mess
on your mouth with it. I didthat for a little bit. Maybe
(39:40):
like, you know, a week or twoand I was like, This is gross.
And so I just stopped doing it.
So if you didn't see I didn'tknow you did that. Interesting.
I would have thought if youdipped in you knew that she was
nasty. Well all started smokingafter a while too. So wouldn't
that have prevented you fromI actually He actually started
smoking before dipping. And thensince all my friends are pretty
(40:03):
much doing the show, I was like,fuck it let me try. So I tried
it didn't like it didn't doanymore. And I was like, I'm not
gonna have my friends like, say,Oh, well you know they didn't
like that I didn't do it. Idon't give a damn
Have you ever thrown up onanybody?
I think so.
(40:25):
I mean, if he was on friendsdip, I mean, I know that make
you want to throw up? Yeah, butI don't think my throwing up
throw up on somebody. Yeah, no,I don't think my throwing up
experiences was because itdipping I think it was more
because of drinking. I know mybuddy. I believe I threw up on
my buddy will. And I think yeah,well, you are well, let's just
(40:47):
go ahead and you know, put itout there. You're not the
biggest drinker. So you have afew drinks in your guns. One One
thing we've discussed thatbefore when you first came on
the show, yeah, how much of alightweight you are.
Yeah. And it still hasn'tchanged? Because I don't you
know, I don't drink like that.
So we're just gonna move whichis fine. Yes. Good. Just means
my bill will be cheaper when Igo to you know, somewhere else.
(41:11):
Well, unless you go get otheritems of food, you know, I'll
drink and I just don't eat. Sosee, like, I'd rather I'd rather
mess up the other scents. AndI'd still be okay, because it
only lasts for a little bit whenyou when you drink and you get a
hangover man. Not saying youhave to drink to get a hangover.
But the typical. The Hangoverhits you in the morning and you
(41:34):
feel like shit the next day?
Yeah, well, I don't. I don'tdrink to get drunk anymore to
have a hangover. Yeah, no, I geta lie. When I did go see Clint,
up there in Starkville,Mississippi. Yeah. The first
day. He had me know. He had medoing shots and drinks and beer
(41:57):
and we just mixed it all. Just Iwas feeling like shit that that
next day, I could not kick thathandle, right? It's yeah, it
took me till about two o'clock,I want to say three o'clock
before I started actuallyfeeling okay to even move
around. And yet this guy justbounces back from everything.
(42:18):
Like,I couldn't do a damn day. Now.
I don't see how I mean, we're inour 40s and I and I just don't
see how he could still have thisliver that kicks like this. Me.
I'm like, I'm done. And my livercannot handle drinking like this
or not it not even just thatthere's my liver. It's my body.
My body's like, Dude, we can'tdrink and say, well, we're not.
(42:40):
We're not in our late 20s, early30s where we can just party up
and just, ya know, go all day.
I think it only really lasts. Imean, like till I was like maybe
in my mid 20s to where I wasjust like I'm done. But I
stopped.
But as far as going back tothrowing up with somebody, I
don't think I've ever thrown upon anybody. I've know I've had
projectile vomit before. Atleast to two or three times that
(43:07):
I can remember. One incidentbeing St. Patty's Day up there
in Alexandria, Virginia, I wascompletely just Gonzo, and
trying to get to the restroom,but I was rushing through the
bar or whatever wherever weended up the Fish City Market or
some shit somehow I ended upsomeplace I don't even know how
(43:30):
I even got there to the thirdfourth floor when everything was
on the first and second floor.
Yeah, but I found that I found abathroom and next year what by
time I got to the sky just hadthat throw up just going
everywhere it yeah, those days.
Those days are long gone behindme but man that is one that I
remember that the poor stolelike all that like sometimes you
(43:50):
go into stalls and you see shiteverywhere.
Just no just sayI can and that gets me thinking
that God Yeah, somebody musthave had just some explosive
fucking diarrhea that theycouldn't make it to the tool and
it's on my tongue they pulltheir pants that shit was just
spray and that's how I canvisualize to shake it and all
(44:11):
the wall because I've seen itfor my book. Yeah, this shit get
on the sidewalls the back wallsis disgusting, but like how but
it gets me thinking like okay,projectile vomit you coming in
your hole just you know you'retrying to get to it and your
hole just explodes with vomit.
So I think the last time I canremember throwing up is my
(44:34):
bachelor party with you guys onthe casino cruise boat where
like I was I had to go tobathroom and throw up that I
remembered I don't remember howlong I was in there for but I
know it was disgusting. And thatwas the nastiest place ever.
Thought I ever thrown up atthrowing up sucks. It sucks.
Craig because you feel like youjust want to die like why did I
(44:55):
just do this? Why do I have Somepeople don't. They can puke and
rally just let's go. Let's gether done.
Yeah, that's my done point. I'mdone. I know what to stop. I'm
like I'm completely done. Notnotice it.
Yeah, no, I get I get it. No, Idefinitely know my points. Not
like especially I would drink ifI knew like, all right, Phil on
(45:17):
the bus. I don't need a drinkanymore. Let me go ahead and get
some water to this extent sothat way. I am not feeling like
shit in the morning. Yeah, sothat's one thing. I don't like
them. Have you ever? Have youever shipped a porta Potti
though? No. You've never shippedit into porta Potti
No, ever, but I can tell youthis right now. That I'm pretty
(45:40):
sure I'm not the only one thishas happened to Okay, I'm going
into a porta potty thinking theurinal was supposed to be a sink
and like where to fix the sink.
Like, where's the fucking soapso I can wash my hands? How the
hell does this bits work? Like,I never knew the Porta Potti had
a urinal? Yeah. And well,most of them do. There's been a
(46:02):
few that did not have rightback. But most of them now they
do have it's usually to theleft.
Yeah, so now I'm like, I go tothink about it. And when I find
out this is a fucking urinal.
I'm like, You telling me I tryto wash my hands and one of
these for like, and I know I'mnot the only one that has done
(46:24):
it. Because I've been told byother people other guys that
Yeah, I thought it was a sink tolike, what
do I mean most I mean, youdidn't see like a little thing
you could stop for some waterfor fresh water type deal. You
(46:45):
know,it's it's outside. And you know,
when you're trying to if youthink about it, every man or
woman that's walked out of thesefucking urinals has touched
their you know, vaginas andpenises. And then they go to
open up the door. So not onlywas it just your hand touching
that there were it was everyother person's hand and then you
(47:07):
go outside and wash your hands.
But it's just it's just knowingthat everybody did so now I
don't do that.
Well some people grab it withtheir shirt. I just some people
grab it with their feet open adoor.
I'll kick that bitch open. I'llhit it with my ass.
So people just bump it over thefact that he thought that you're
(47:28):
no I don't feel so bad.
If they're, I mean grantedgranted, there's a little tunnel
that will just feed out theurine feeds out into the the
actual storage unit thatportapotty Yeah, but if it was
backed up, and there was wateror hiss in there, would you have
(47:49):
stuck your hands in yourpossibly to think that it was
washable water?
Oh, no. Yeah, no, no, I didn'tdo that. Because I was like, oh,
because you before they had sometimes they had the little hand
hand disinfected things in theurinals. So they'd have that
right next to the urinal. Soyou're thinking okay, well,
where the hell is the watergoing to be coming out of I'm
(48:11):
not putting my hands in here.
I'm just gonna use this shitright here.
Yeah, I mean most of them did.
But now a lot of like you said alot of them actually have the
the communal type things wecould come up with, especially
like larger events or whatever.
So yeah, get in and get out andgo to this thing where people
can wash your hands. There'sjust like five heads or
whatever. Yeah, you know, washyour hands and stuff so
(48:40):
All right, so we're gonna goahead and get ready to wrap
things up sir. Go ahead and plugout your your social so that way
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Sweet. So I'm definitely onInstagram. You can find me at
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(49:25):
Toki but I kind of leave it onthe low.
You don't do the dances, youdon't do anything.
You know I just kind of leavethat one to where like it's like
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workout stuff so I just kind ofleave it on the low. But ya
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