February 8, 2023 • 62 mins
Get ready for a side-splitting journey into the world of digital dating. This episode is the ultimate guide to potentially surviving and thriving in the world of dating apps. From the cheesy pickup lines to the worst dates, we'll have you rolling with laughter. Whether you're a seasoned swiper or a newcomer to the world of online dating, this is the perfect place to commiserate and find humor in the craziness of it all. So, come along for the ride and discover that love, in the digital age, is just a right swipe away.
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Unknown (00:00):
What's going on everybody? Welcome back to
another episode of whiskey anduncensored. My name is Eddie
Lopez and I'm going to be thehost of this debauchery, where
we discuss sex, sex, transrelationships and all the other
bullshit that comes with life,all while having fun and
drinking whiskey. Today I am onthe OG Crown Royal xOP which is
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actually one of my favorites.
And today I came prepared withsome notes I've no I know I said
many times I was going to try toget some of these notes that are
within the whiskies so that wayif anyone was ever curious at
some of these and wanted to trythemselves, I finally was able
to find or get the notes andprint them out myself. Because I
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am no Stewart. I have no kind ofsewer of the actual notes. I
don't have that taste, but all Iknow is I'm a fan of whiskey,
and I like to drink that shit.
So I think I'm like with a lotof people there's only a handful
of folks that maybe are can tellexactly what their tongue is
tasting. Not me. It just tastesgood. So just to give a summary
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on some of the flavor notes herein this Crown Royal Expo, we
have the caramel and vanillawhich is I know I can taste the
caramel I really never reallytasted the hints of vanilla
which is quite interesting. TheCognac is part of the fruitiness
which obviously the whiskeyitself is aged in the cognac
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cask which is the part that Ilove because you can taste a
cognac which is the awesome partof this. Spices we have
cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves thatare often detected. And of
course, oak you got thebitterness the dryness, which
gives it the overall flavorprofile. All in all, it's just
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good fucking shit to me. So thisis why it's one of my favorites.
On the other end, I have MissSheena Gray, and I think she is
on the basic white girl drink.
What is that? There? Is? Wasthat the white claw I saw you
have in your hand?
Was it sir?
Was it one of them days that youneeded to have a white claw
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ready?
No, I was just thinking lasttime I felt like I really needed
a drink when we were doing thepodcast
because of my shit. Talking.
Yeah. So you repaired I figuredI'd be prepared today. Awesome.
Good. Well, good deal so. Sothis weekend we actually had we
had a good fun weekend. Out inOrlando. We got to catch up with
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all my friends. We went and sawMiss Nikki Glaser Stand Up Show.
What do you think? Think aboutthat.
Let me tell you I enjoyed it butI think I saw a side of Nikki
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that you don't see on thespecials or whatnot. Maybe on
the podcast that should becancelled? Maybe I don't know. I
mean you could still technicallysee whatever but it just depends
on what the network's want topush out but but the stuff that
yeah the stuff that she wasworking on it obviously she's
working on content because Iguess she's working on a new
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special coming up soon. Man Ieven I myself and I don't I
don't cringe a lot so some ofthe jokes I was like Oh, that
one's that one's really pushingit but hey more power to her if
she can get it through and getthe last letter put it in the
show but man I mean I enjoyedit. But yeah, some of some of
the jokes had finished up shestarted out
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good. Like you expected it to bedirty and raunchy right yeah. I
think she started out good butthen it just kind of took a left
turn where it was like oh,I tell you what I was
anticipating was obviouslyeveryone knows when she comes
out on stage she comes out insome short skirts and dresses
and this show was no differentshe came out in what are those
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dresses call where they kind ofrap over like a rap rap the rap?
Okay, soGod she fidgeted the whole
fucking time well this wholetime I was I wanted to pop her
hand like fucking stop if itfalls out it falls out
I was I was literally hopingthat damn whatever she was
trying to keep tight whateverwas just gonna come loose and
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just open up with like, Come owndress, come home baby dress.
Open up. Let's see what you got.
So because I don't think she'sone to have any scandalous
videos out there leaked releaseor whatever, though. I bet she
if she did, I can promise youwould break the internet for a
little while. But, you know,even though you say you don't
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really find her as attractive asprivate
practice. Well, yeah, I don'tthink she has Zero ass. She has
like a keen on the Hill app soit's almost inverted.
Well, I wasn't really focused onall that. So I was just watching
that little loop on that dress.
Let's see if it's gonna go so,so today, we're gonna have
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something to talk about. But,you know, I've been working on
my intro for this settings todayI want to kind of set the, the
mode, the mode, the mood on whatwe're going to be getting into.
So let me pause and getprepared. Are you ready?
Everyone ready? Don't make melaugh now. I've been working on
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this one for a while. Ladies andgents, hookers, hoes and
gigolos? Are you tired ofactually talking to people on
your first date? We'll have nofear. We're going to help today
in the digital world. The wildwild world of digital dating.
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Yes, the wild wild world not theWorld Wide Web. But the wild
wild world where anything goesand eagles are just as big as
dicks. Apparently. Nobody hassmall dicks. From digital
profiles, dating profiles. Nowis that really a thing? Is do
guys actually put their dicksizes on their dating profile?
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Like, big dicks? I never sawthat. Okay, well, from what I
kept on won't do my research inthis topic that apparently guys
put their dick size are saying,you know, reference their dick.
I'm like, God damn. That'ssomething I didn't know it was a
thing. I don't think so. Oh,okay. Well, what's better than
swiping through endlessprofiles, sending poor texts,
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cheesy pickup lines, found onReddit, only to be ghosted,
catfished, and rejected withoutever leaving your couch. What a
perfect world. Well, today we'regoing to be diving into guys
dating in the digital age. Butseriously, with dating apps and
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all the virtual communications,it has dramatically changed the
game. And while it may be adream come true for some, you
know, some it's not soenjoyable. I mean, there are fun
facts. There are obviously lessdesirable outcomes on some of
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these occasions. So So whetheryou're a seasoned vet, or a
newcomer, aka just got dumped orreally horny, welcome to the
world, digital dating. So guys,get yourself some whiskey, and
we're gonna get into it datingin the digital age. So from this
Sheena, when you think of datingin the digital world, and age,
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what's your your first thought?
what first comes to mind whenyou think of having to date in
this world today?
I mean, it makes it easier.
So your, your automatic me?
I probably? For me, I probablywouldn't. If that wasn't a
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thing, I probably wouldn't evenmeet anybody.
So you're saying that the datingapps is what's making it very
convenient for people? Yeah,it's easier to connect people.
Whenever, however, whereverthey're at the meeting, no
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matter where you're at.
Like, I'm not gonna hang out ata bar all the time. Okay, and I
work a lot. So it makes itconvenient.
Now, when you think of a datingapp, are you thinking of the
dating app as a way to actuallyconnect with somebody as far as
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a real relationship? Or are youlooking at connecting with
somebody just for the ease of ahookup and part of the part of
the hookup culture?
Well, I mean, it just depends onwhat you're looking for.
Everybody's looking forsomething different.
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Okay, but for the for for mostfolks. Let's I mean, let's say
for you, for instance, were youlooking at using the apps at
whatever part of your life areyou just looking at just hooking
up or were you just look wereyou actually looking to find an
actual person to date? How didyou use the the apps in today's
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I was open. That was my thing. Iwas like, whatever. I'm open to
whatever. Open to what was itnecessary? Yeah, I wasn't
necessarily looking for ahookup. But I also wasn't like,
Oh, I'm sure my dream husband ison like Tinder, like that
wasn't?
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I mean, there's possibilityright that people do get married
off of these things. So there'sno they do. I'm just you asked
me what my thing was, I had,like patients out of it. Now I
have to say my experience wasprobably more enjoyable because
I had zero expectations. Youhear people constantly on
Facebook, or Reddit or whatever,just in conversation. They're
like, Oh, my God, daddy nowsucks, so that it sucks that I
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was having the time of my life.
I was enjoying it. Like, ifsomebody was addict me, I was
like, oh, fuck you, and blockthem? Like, why would I have
like a second thought about it?
When I went over,see, I definitely, I definitely
think females actually have canactually have more fun with
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these dating apps. Because thereis an increased pool potential.
For you females like it's, thewater doesn't stop flowing to
your pool for guys. Or guys, itcan easily dry up as bad as your
typical dry spill on thestreets, right? So we and they
the way they target the guys tomake you think that you're going
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to actually connect withsomebody, you have to pay money,
obviously, right to see who youmatch with, potentially, because
if not, you may see somebodynot paid for that too.
Right? I mean, but for guys thatmake it harder, because there's
like, if you pay this, this willincrease your odds in the
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algorithm for females. I dothat to girls. They promote that
to girls too.
But to get you morevisibility's, but I mean, we all
we all know, and I think I'veproven this before, is that they
have a particular algorithm thatif people are swiping a lot
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more, they're putting a lot ofthose deep behind a stack, and a
higher paywall, the ones thatare not getting the swipes and
likes, they're gonna put thosewith the folks that aren't
getting those swipes and likesand you're like, eff This is not
my personal but but the hotteryou are, the better the more
swipes you are, the less likelyyou're going to see that to a
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person who's not getting thosetype of swipes. So there's
there's definitely like a wallthat you know, they put the hot
folks behind compared to youraverage Joe has appeared
compared to your your fugly.
Right. So I think I've when Iwas Yeah, I guess you're
probably right. When I was goingon that I'm thinking about Yeah,
because when I was going throughthose dating apps, I was able to
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tell because if I paid for thesubscription I did a few times
where it was like the threemonth type deals I was checking
it out. Definitely saw adifference in opportunity. I
understand. I'm not talking toyou, Siri, get out of my
business again. Yeah, when youpaid, you actually got a
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different pool and you got tosee saw, you know, like
different women in my, in myexperience. When I when that
subscription ended. It was onelike one hot girl, and then
you're like, Okay, so you wouldswipe and then after that was
ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, right?
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And I'm just I'm just being I'mkeeping it real. Right. So then
he goes,How is it supposed to have an
algorithm like how would it evenknow if it's considered ugly?
If you're not getting theswipes? Like how many times
you're being presented tosomebody and nobody's in
somebody's swiping? No, yourlikability factor is going way
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down. So you're on what'sconsidered on the ugly side.
Now, if you got a photo of like,Margot Robbie, who's going to be
on there, which I wish I hadcomment down there both.
Margot Robbie from Wolf of WallStreet, obviously I if I even
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start rambling off movies,you're not gonna know. She was I
know that movie. She was also inthe Joker, the Joker movie.
Suicide Squad. That's what itwas. She was why would she be on
Tinder? I'm just I'm just usingthis as example because she's a
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hot girl. Oh, that's that.
That's what I was going with wasthat you put someone like her on
there. She's gonna get agazillion likes. So she's going
to be constantly just flooded.
Right. So, but anyway, so wherewas it going with that the the
role that dating apps thatplayed in that hookup culture,
obviously, you know, it makes iteasier. You got you got that
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increased potential partners.
You're able to vet you're ableto vet who you you know, you
want to potentially hook up withright? See them like Nah, I'm
good. You know? It's not likegoing to a bar where you don't
know what you're going to runinto right? And you get to drink
in. And if you havea female can do the same thing
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at a bar. It's very easy. Youscan it. You would think the
same way aguy does. Well, yeah, but with a
guy, and when it comes close tothe end, when you set your
target, well, when your targetsare no longer available, by the
time that they're night, andyou've been drinking a few
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you're seeing what's left in thepool. Well,
then you fucked up. That's,that's a different. Yeah, to
play it smart. And you go in andyou set your target before you
even started drinking, which ispart of I'm always assessing the
room. No fucking different whenI go to a bar. Okay, so I go in,
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and I'm assessing, and I'mwatching and I'm watching. So
I've already started to make mymove way before I'm even tipsy.
But so I've laid my foundationway before are you actually the
one approaching? Or are youhoping that the guy Yeah. So
you're being the aggressor?
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Wow. If I set my target, why amI just gonna sit back?
Okay, well, most, most femalesaren't going to be the one being
the aggressor, most females aregoing to sit back home. They're
left with a guy who's droppedoff his ass, like, what's left
in the pool? So, all right, soso. So some pros of technology
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and dating into the, into thedigital world, right? It can
help with social anxiety, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, people who have thatissue of talking face to face
with somebody, they can try tobuild that initial interaction
behind a keyboard, get, youknow, build that bond, and then
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hopefully, hopefully,you know, hook up, meet up with
not hook up, but essentiallymeet up with this person. And,
you know, kind of hope that whatthey built behind the keyboard
actually falls into place whenthey meet in person. However,
there's that gap, there's thatdownfall, right? They finally
get the nerve to, you know, goto meet this person. And all of
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a sudden, they completely freezeup because why they were more
comfortable behind the keyboardjust running game and they get
in person and they freeze up.
And then what you also you justhave this disaster of a date.
I'll tell you that. Go ahead.
No, no. So I'll say my firstlike, I guess it'd be considered
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my rebound. After my breakout,didn't start from a dating app,
but did start from online. Andeverything seemed spot on. Like
we knew, even though we lived indifferent states, we actually
knew a lot of the same people. Ihad a lot of the same interests,
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blah, blah, blah, everythingseemed almost close to perfect.
And for me, like as soon as wemet in person, I was like, nope.
So do you think thattechnologies especially like
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during the pandemic, let's saylet's use a pandemic as an
example. Do you think thatobviously, the dating apps,
popularity increased? Do youthink that more couples actually
just created this virtualrelationship, long distance
relationships, because we're allstaying in the house and since
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you're not able to go out thatmore couples actually just,
quote unquote, became a coupleonline? If they happen to match
up or however, be hard?
It's been a thing for a longtime. I don't know that COVID
really played much more of afactor. I mean, maybe locally,
it made more of a factor. Butthat's always been a thing. I
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mean, for me, personally, thelong distance thing was a
preference.
Yeah, I think when I was when Iwas looking into this, what I
did read was that the pandemicled to an increase in virtual
dating and long distancerelationships. So that's why I'm
I'm curious if you think thatthat itself is a ideal
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situation, you know, longdistance relationships.
For me when I decided to go backinto the dating world, if I was
gonna date somebody that was isa preference for me I think it
just depends on the personthat's your preference is to
have a long distancerelationship
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when I first got back into thewhole dating world or even
talking to people it was youneeded to live in a different
stateWow different state holy shit
okaynow when somebody's taken up my
I did not want I was so intodoing what I needed to do for me
that I don't want anybody aroundfuck them with it
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gotcha what what do you thinkare some of the potential
dangerswhen you're right online the
rate okay that'd mean that'sobviously that's a huge one
murder yeah murder I thinkwe actually brought that like
make sure if you're gonna dosomething like this go to a
public place and your first timeright but
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yeah, I think I've shared mylocation and shit right like hey
that's where I'm at. Okay shedon't see me tomorrow.
Well that is smarts definitelysharing with Elisa, for
instance, if somebody knows yourparents or whatever, so like,
Hey, if you know if I go missingthis is where
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I go to share with my dad. Hey,Dad, I'm over here getting
pounded. Make sure I'm alive.
I'm not saying you're gonna tellyour daddy that you get
impounded. But all I'm saying isyou can say hey, I'm going on a
date. I'm being a quote unquote,respectable female. I
actually are you trying to saythere sir? I used to. Actually I
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did used to tell my dad. Like, Imean, Tinder and online dating
have been around for a longfucking time. Right? Yeah. So
um, I used to when I lived inNorth Carolina, I'm always put
people on hikes. Oh, yeah, we'vehad this conversation. No, I
told you walk and you were like,Oh, you're gonna take on my
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hikes and knock them off theedge just in case you know.
That's what my dad always said.
He was like, Honey, so my gonnathrow you over the edge. But I
wanted to just see if they werelittle bitches. If they could
really hike or if they weregoing to be bitch and complain.
Interesting, but yeah, yourdaddy could have been right?
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Somebody could have overpoweredyour little ass and sent you off
the cliff. Nobody would know.
Very true. So they like bit Shutup. I mean, it could be valid
point. But you know.
I never did.
But, but as far as dangerous andstuff including this social
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media to that aspect. I with allthe technology that we have, you
can do some serious digging onsomebody easily by just Googling
the name, putting the name inFacebook, Twitter, ticky, tacky,
whatever you want. You're moreinto that? Well, it depends on
the person.
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It depends on the person. And tomy point. Yeah, I have and I'm
not gonna lie most dates that Ikind of prepare myself to go
into that kind of do my researchto see exactly what I'm
potentially getting into. Andyeah, now you have to use the
information in a good way,right? You don't want to use the
information to be, you know, ahorrible stalking type person
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you're using, like, Hey, is shelike, she's a fun person. She
looks like she could be a bitshe could be a prude. I mean,
what type of person possiblygetting into but but as far as
some of the dangers, I mean,that could put you in a spot
where they can find out whereyou live, what you drive, you
know how many you know, becausepeople leave or not. In this day
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and age in this world,especially digital age that
we're living in and you can findanything personal even though
you're protecting your privacyor whatever. Some things are
still public record. You know,your your property taxes and all
that stuff. That is publicrecord. You can look somebody's
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name up and find exactly wherethey live. The lot.
There are ways you can go toyour Property Appraiser. You can
go to the city you can have thatbought I mean 9.99% of police
officers, firemen. Anybody inone of those industries
typically has their dress a lot.
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Okay, well I think a lot morethan that, but I think I'm not
blocked. SoI know you're not logged in If I
don't,I can defend myself for the most
part, so I don't think I haveanything to worry about so or
not you gotta deal with my dog.
If he's not gonna lick your faceoff when you come into the
house,so I was gonna say Duquesne
he'll, he'll sell me thisoutside my door. But uh, you
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know, when you walk into adifferent story, so. So
when I'll say wait, touching onthat though, I noticed, guys, I
don't know, obviously, I don'tknow if girls do it or not. But
a lot of time guys lie abouttheir name a lot.
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Well, cuz sometimes there aresome crazies out there that want
to.
If you can't even tell me yourname, like I don't need to know
your last name. I don't evenlike, I'll have time for that
shit. If you're gonna lie to meabout your name, I'm instantly
so fucking turned off in overit.
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But how are you? How are you?
How are you finding out thatthey're lying to you about their
name, though? How are you?
Okay? My first situation withthat was many years ago, when I
first had Tinder I just cameout, got on it or whatever,
actually went on a date with aguy we had been on a couple days
now wasn't quite sure about him.
And this was my first like timeeven being in the dating world
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because I married my high schoolsweetheart. I went straight into
our relationship after that. Sothis was my first even reality
of dating. And then he sends mea text and he's like, hey, you
know, I really liked you. Blah,blah, blah. Here is who I really
am. Here's my real name. I livewith my grandmother. And I was
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like, fuck you. Don't contact meagain. My most recent time of it
happening was the guy I hadyou're picking
with? Sounds like you're pickingwinners. Great Taste.
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I may be careful there. Right.
Yeah. Anyway, so my most recenttime I had seen this guy quite a
few times. And then he startedwanting me to help him he was
going to move up here from like,West Palm or somewhere he was
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going to move up here. So thenI'm having to like submit
paperwork for him. submitpaperwork? Because I was helping
him get a place up here. Okay, Iguess I'm a realtor moving up
here. I'm like wait, what? Likethis, and what I call you are
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two fucking different things.
It's a name that's a weirdfucking feeling like if I Morrow
was like, they this is a myname. My name is Ashley. Like,
that would be fucking weird.
It's weird, especially because Iwas intimate with this person.
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And now you're telling me yourname and something different?
Well,so hold on there it's it can be
a tough one because if you're ifyou're if who Id somebody when
they're going on dates withsomebody I mean,
I don't know if I'm end upsingle again IDM people you do
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not enter it until I see it Ideeply
I mean, but let's say goodbyesometimes they might be looking
at protecting their privacygood, right? Because you just
never know until you get to knowthis person and also didn't you
know, at least he decided toopen up and say hey, this is my
real name. I wasn't going toexpress let me finish like he
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could have been like, Hey, Iwasn't going to submit all you
know trying to get all intimatewith you and stuff but I needed
to know who you were and makesure that you weren't so crazy
folks. Oh crazy chicks so thatway that way if she went down
south and you decided to gofucking nuts on somebody, you're
looking at the wrong personyou're not gonna find me so that
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could have been a holeup I was like stop and he would
pick that and that could begoing bad
that you too I bet YouTube thatI was like motherfucker if you
don't leave me aloneand that could that can also
lead back into the the dangerthat that stuff right because
also the harassment startscoming in like you're gonna get
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the constant spam the contenttext
is that's my thing though. Ihear girls all the time. Or
people that are like not wantingto give either phone number. And
I'm like, if you start to botherme, I'm gonna block you. I guess
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for me, my number is such apublic thing like Google my
name, you're going to get myphone number. So I don't what
are you gonna do with it? Callme, irritate me. Cool. I'll
block you. Actually, I'mprobably going to let you go on
for a while and I'm going toscreenshot all of it and I'm
going to send it to my otherfriends and we're going to laugh
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a lot. Then I'm going to blockyou. Typically Alia,
female gossip at its best,that's what it is.
What ah, I was sharing that shipwith my male friends. I'm like,
Hey, you want to see what thedickwad did today? This is
funny. And then some of themwere like, Okay, I'm actually
kind of concerned for you'relike,
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Well, I was like, Oh, really?
Yeah. So you're playing withfires what you're doing if you
hadn't blocked it by then yeah,you're definitely playing with
fire. That's why they have theblock option. So yeah. So cons,
obviously cons on dating in, intoday's digital age, right?
(31:10):
False and false imprisonment,false represent false
representation or exactly whatyou were just saying saying who
they weren't basically. Catfish,catfish. ghosting. Ghosting is
probably a big thing now right?
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You getI think it's such an immature
thing to do youyou know start chatting with
somebody having a conversationwith somebody and all sudden,
you know the, the pool for thatperson's probably just flooding
in with water pick out anotheroption, another fish that's
coming out at water and allsudden, somebody that was
sitting on the other end,thinking, hey, I potentially
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have a good shot or a goodopportunity with this person now
has ghosted me because I'vetried to reach out to try and do
something go out for some coffeedinner, you know, Netflix and
chill type shit. And I have beenghosted. So that's obviously the
icon. Can I give a tip? TipWould you just want the tip or
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what?
NOT want to beg for itno it tip for guys. Like if
you're hitting her inbox. Andshe's been very like we do have
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quite a pool of people to pickfrom what when I drove over to
Tampa to hang out with myfriends and drove back. I had
4000 Why? Like,listen up this eagle 4000 Most
of whatever I went, I was in anarea that wasn't mine. So you're
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probably right, whatever.
Without me. I was fucking crushme in that algorithm. Right? So
whatever. But when somebody'slike, Oh, I'd love to take you
out. I need a little bit ofconversation to figure out if I
want to go first. Like I need toleave something right. But if
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she's not giving you anything,don't fight in there every
single day. Hey, hey, are youthere? That loser? Where do you
go? Well, that hey, well, thatis a today
that itself kind of plays intothe lack of social skills,
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right? Going into this digitalworld. You know, you're not out
there socializing with peopleand having conversations and
knowing how to talk to somebodyin person to see exactly how
their body is reacting. They'rejust their natural reaction. So
you know it you know, they weregrowing up in this Licious chat
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all online and you know, I'llOh, I match you. I can you know,
Mac my way into your heart. It'snot going to happen because
that was an even macking thatwas like poking. Like the top of
the post. Do you remember thepokes used to do in Facebook?
Facebook? Yeah, just to get somefrom older men when they wanted
to poke? Yeah,I always I always thought it was
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a weird thing. Myfriend's husband, my friend's
husband is whoever we get itfrom. Okay, like my older female
friends. Yeah, their husband. Imight put up or down. Stop
virtually poking me.
Maybe he wanted to virtually geta nut. Maybe she'll play poke me
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back or something. The good olddays.
So guys are weird.
Females can be weird. Trust meout come across some
way can be nutty and crazy.
Well, tell me your weirdeststory. My weird nuts are weird.
fucking nuts. Oh, well, we knowwomen are not absolutely what,
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tell me your craziest story.
I honestly, my craziest storywould have been the one that I
got left behind on a date upthere in Orlando that the one
that actually we just had thisconversation that was probably
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my nerdiest one, like, quoteunquote, I have to go to the
house, I got to my dogs got togo to the vet, and I'll come
back later. And next thing youknow, I try to reach out and I
get no communication so so I'msorry, just the fact that I got
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ghosted, which was my first kindof feel some kind of way, but it
is what it is.
I agree with Clint on this thatyou were probably she was bored,
tired. Her man cheated on her.
So she would get revengesomething like that. I mean, I'm
biased because I'm I don'tunderstand why she would get
you. So I'm a little biased, butI agree with
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Clint. Yeah, whatever. It iswhat it is. So
what what are crazy though,to me, that's crazy. You ghost
me. That's crazy. No, you gothere. Wow. Glad you got that
drink now.
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Yes, I am. It made that a loteasier. I had some time.
Okay, while you're thinking ofthat, what was a know? What were
some of the cheesiest wines thatyou've got coming in from the
dating as? And which datingapps? Were using Tinder Bumble.
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Just Tinder and I think theFacebook.
Oh, yeah, forgot Facebook hadone. I always forget about that
one there. SoI wasn't looking for somebody.
So I wasn't trying to be on allkinds of different shit.
You just go in there, hit it,quit it. And that's it. I'm out.
So but so give me some some ofthese pickup lines because let
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me tell you anything cheesy,because
I like the cheesy pickup lines.
So you're the sucker for thecheesy than ever,
it was at least an effort. Whenyou look at you obviously saw my
profile. In my profile, the veryfirst line literally said,
please start a conversation withsomething else other than how
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are you? And you're sobeautiful.
Well, let me tell you, Tindercan actually help these guys
with some pickup lines. Becauseobviously there's a subreddit of
Tinder for Tinder pickup lines.
So it's give you just a simplecopy and paste that goes you
know all your magic just to seeand see which one responds so I
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just want I'm kind of curious ofwhich cheesy ones got copied and
pasted into your because it's anumbers game, it becomes a
numbers game, like you get 100matches. If you throw the same,
you know, gift or whatever orthe same line from Tinder or
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Tinder promo you've read it andat least a percentage is got to
reply byfelt like they didn't read my
actual description. And I couldtell I typically move the fuck
on.
Okay, so give meyou can engage me in
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conversation, then I just don'thave popped in time for it.
Sure. Well, I mean, nobody does,right. You don't want to be
trying to meet somebody and sitthere at dinner when you finally
do get to meet them and be like,Oh, this is fun. Let me just
continue to read the menu likefive times before I try to come
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up with something not to say so.
But But again,till I'm sure that same thing
for guys. Right? You already geton there and you're like, wait a
minute, let me just figure outYeah, swiping just
lower that age a little bit.
Lower the what's the what's thelowest age bracket on your pool
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there? Ma'am. how low do you gofrom where you're at?
Typically 10 years.
10 year gap. Ah, okay. What'sthe what is your biggest age gap
difference that you've hooked upwith?
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Probably like 1112 year. Okay.
I think I got you in that one,too. Yeah,
I don't even know why No. Idon't even want to.
Mine was 14 There was a 14 yeardifference on one of my. But but
she did not look it. AndI don't think you're old enough
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to have a 14 year old.
Definitely different.
I was 20 something and she wasin her 30s late 30s
Oh, she was older than you. Oh,yeah. Oh, okay. Nevermind, I'm
fine with that. That's good.
Okay,well, where were you going with
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it?
I have like, various issues.
No, she was always shitless. Shewas 14 years older than me. That
was the biggest age gap for me.
So, okay, she was fun. No, she,she knew what she was doing.
That's for sure.
I was gonna say younger guytypically, like, now I have to
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say this. It didn't always thefuck out of me. And they call me
mature or something of thatnature.
Because I'm like, motherfucker,I'm still in my 30s You may be
younger than me. I don't know,my gap might have been more than
what I'm thinking. Whatever. Butyoung ones are fun, but they can
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also be really annoying. Thosewere the ones that got blocked
the most are the young guys.
They're the ones they're theones that are like, Oh, my dick.
It's this side.
So we're about to youknow, you've already told me
that like, 10 fucking time.
Like, I guess I don't see Idon't even want to see it now.
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I guess. I guess I don't see theneed. Right. And that might be
again, something in this age isdigital age where you have to
kind of express and becauseyou're not actually physically
being able to show things otherthan maybe you want to send a
photo for your proof if you'regonna say your fucking 10 inch
long when you're soft. I mean,just, you know, prove it instead
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of just like Woodward.
Not a prude. Right? Like, Ithink we've established that I'm
not a prude. No. And it'samazing, huh? So it's amazing to
me the amount of guys thatactually would come out the gate
with some bullshit and I'd belike, wait, what? And then they
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would just go down a rabbit holeof your fucking butt. Neil
approved bla bla bla bla bla blabla, and I found those like,
fucking hilarious. I'm way.
Okay, have fun with. There's alot of the male ego out there,
though, in the dating world issomething else. The thing is, I
don't take anything personally.
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That dude doesn't know me, nevermet me. Or even if we did go on
a date, whatever he fuckingthinks about me, doesn't play
two cents into who I am. I don'tget to shit. But the average
person is out there, taking allthis data in and consuming it
and thinking about it,dissecting it. And I'm like,
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move the fuck on. There's awhole like you said, especially
for females, you have a wholepool of people? Why are you even
given it a second thought?
ridiculous to me.
So do you think technologyitself granted all these dating
apps or whatnot? Do you thinkwith as much as in this? Isn't
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this dating pool? Do you thinkthat it also has sparked
interest and, you know,influence people's sexuality?
Like, you know, this woman, thislady is beautiful. Like,
normally, you know, you're notgoing to be very vocal about
things when you've probablygoing out like, oh, I want to
talk to that. Girl, girl or guya guy situation. But if you're
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at home, and you're justbrowsing through apps, and also
you just happen to get a littlecurious, like, let's, let's see
what this is about. Do you thinkthat technology has made it
easier for you know, same sexattraction? A lot easier. Do you
think it's influenced?
Technology has influenced theI mean, I don't have my staff
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said that females so?
Well, I'm not saying I'd say no,I'm just what I'm saying. Well,
this is what I'm getting at. Doyou think if you're curious that
all sudden, it can be easilyflipped? To flip that switch?
Like, hey, I'm curious. Youknow, I'm not seeing anything on
the male or female, whateveryour gender is. Let me flip that
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switch. Like just like you justsaid, you could flip a switch,
like, do you think that withthis technology, you know,
people can confuse those? I'mnot I guess you really can't say
confused if you're an adult bythis point. You really are not
Can you you're gonna kind ofknow what you're going for at
this point, but you're making adecision. Right? You're making
the decision. So but do youthink that because these
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switches makes it easier to kindof like, I'm curious now. You
know what? Let me see.
Yeah, it makes it easierto find out I'm interested if I
wouldn't match with her thattype of stuff. Because what
would we should run thatexperiment? We should go to your
Tinder account, flip it over toa female and see which females
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match up with you just to justto see
we should remember right nowwhat your now let's do that out
of town.
I'm just saying we can be intown run through that experiment
and see how many females areactually ping ping ping since
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obviously, you're having 4000Apparently for the guy. So I'm
curious to see how many comingin a lot more men than women.
But we never know. So maybe wecan win that experiment when
we're up in Tennessee next week.
Justyeah. No, I did that in town.
So what if you get a good match?
You want to bring him back tothe room
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what happened? I'm having athought process your tastes and
checks and my case and checksare so completely different.
But with alcohol involved, thetaste could be the same.
Your taste is going to have toremind days
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Oh, there's another chick comingtonight. I'll be whatever taste
so So you think that technologyhas kind of influenced a little
bit on you know, when you hearbecause I mean, think about it,
you hear more and more of youknow, same sex relationships
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right? But you know, if we wouldhave thought about this 15 years
ago, you wouldn't have heardabout this as often so now it's
all out there. Everyone's like,oh, now I'm whatever, all these
letters you know, I'm saying soI think technology has really
influenced the way people thinkwomen will do that quicker than
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men well. UmYes, I can maybe I'll say yes on
that one. I'm just spitting itout just without fully thinking
of it. But I would say yes,because you can go to a club
which I haven't been to a clubin a long time but you can go
into a club and all suddenyou're with a group of friends
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and next thing you know, you gottwo girlfriends all of a sudden
are just all dancing with eachother is typically what you see
the girl dancing with each otherwomen are kissing each other.
And of course, it's easier to beattracted to a woman than for
you to be like I'm gonna getthat deck tonight. Yeah, I
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mean you're you're definitelynot seeing guys on guys right
grinding really? Typical publicclubs right? You're a one is
because of obviously a lot ofthere's still a lot of social
repercussions right people startyou know really seeing guys on
guys right? You only gonna gosee that if you go to the actual
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game clubs and that's where theycan be free be themselves and
you know, without no judgement,go grind on each other and do
whatever. Have you ever beeninto a gay club?
I have no desire. Or desire. No.
Oh, I have I actually ii figured by the way you asked
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that. Yeah, I actuallyI actually want Kahoot was I was
with and it was with somefriends in
my information that I don'twant.
I actually it was me. You know,one of my gay friends obviously.
And they were like, Hey, let'sgo check out this club or
whatever. I was like, Alright,cool, you know? I don't care.
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I'm comfortable with my skin.
I'll do whatever.
But hold on your ego you're likeI can pull it do too.
Oh, listen, listen with myfucking ego. Yeah, exactly it
yeah, guys are gonna you know,they're gonna want this okay,
this is this is what you right?
You want that salt, that sexybald head to rub on? Absolutely.
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I have no shame. But however,what I was getting at was I
walked into this club. And forthe first time I actually felt
how a female would feeltypically going into a club like
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a PCB. I did that is exactlywhere I was going with like, I
felt like I was a piece of melike I literally just couldn't I
was walking even just walk intothe bar constant. Hey, handsome.
Hey, bah bah bah. I was like,Hey, what's going on? You know,
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I'm here with some friends. Youknow, I'm just checking out, you
know, checking out the scenery.
Is it a no offense? This isscenery, checking out the
scenery, just see what this vibewas about, like every time Yeah,
absolutely I'm checking to seewith this virus and
I'm checking out the scenery.
You're saying I'm checking y'allknow, I was my intention was I'm
just checking out what thescenery itself was about, you
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know, the vibe in this club tosee what this everyone's always
talking about. Right? So becauseI'm not I have no shame. But
however, I guess like you'resaying people took it the wrong
way, the way I was seeingthings, and I constantly had the
right, I constantly just kept onnow. Now, what I did enjoy was I
did get a few free drinks. Sofor the first time for a dude, I
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got some free drinks like, okay,I can deal with this. But for
reference, I did not leave withanybody. I left alone, I went
home. That was it. Actually, itwas out of town. So I was we
went back to hotel rooms andthat was it. That was the end of
the night. But for the firsttime I was like, damn, I felt
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like a female as a I was beinghunted. But I did get a free
drink just but in the funnything is, I had a good time like
these people had a fucking blastin his club. Like, it was like
nobody. There was no judgment.
You just you know, noinhibitions. Yeah, it was
literally the best fucking timelike it was a it was fun. Now
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have I been back? Obviously, no,I haven't made activities,
clubs, but doesn't mean to say Iwouldn't go hang out with some
of my friends into the spot thatthat's where they're wanting to
go. But yeah, for the firsttime, I felt like I was a female
being hunted, you know, I feltlike little prey. Anyways,
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anyway, so let's get back to thedigital age here. So we'll get
ready to wrap things up. So wewent through some pros and cons.
So just to wrap up some prosdating in today's digital world
is that there's the convenienceout there, there's the increased
pool of potential partners areable to vet your partners, the
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reduced pressure of having tohave the face to face
interactions. The socialanxiety, obviously, people can
just, you know, be who they arebehind the keyboard. And
hopefully in the event that theydecided to go meet this person
that a you know, we built alittle bit of a conversational
bond that maybe I can open upin. No beat me but hopefully not
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freeze up.
That's also why you should do areverse image lookup.
reverse image that's what's thatI've never really.
So you take an image and you doa reverse image lookup and
Google to make sure thatwhatever you're seeing, is that
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like a stock photo or a photo ofthe venue's a million times or
whatever. Oh, I guess I'veI did that all the time.
So I guess I'm confused like youtake that you take the profile
photo that he sends you and seehow does it know if it was
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it definitely got a reverseGoogle search for it. It's like
a Google search but with aphoto.
Okay, I'll have toespecially like when I we get
these huge light Jack dyes andstuff that that my like spidey
senses are going off a littlebit with
my spidey senses. Like whatlittle dig a little deep
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learning. For what?
No, like, just if I just don'tknow that sometimes it's kind of
off. Like, are they real or notreal?
Okay, I've guess I've neverheard of the reverse photo
thing, which is new to me, whichis odd. Normally, normally,
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somebody's little tips andtricks, but I learn something
new today.
I know I'm kind of shocked youcaught me off guard. Alright, so
some of the cons, right? Wetalked about dating in this
digital world murder, murder.
Murder is one that's a bad one.
You might not come back fromthat one. false representation
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where you know people saythere's somebody who they're not
and you find out later on onlineharassments where someone is
constantly gonna braid you whichif obviously you turned them
down but they weren't one And tobe turned down.
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I've seen this takes you out oflike the dating apps, but like,
let's say Instagram. So thesepeople, they get popular on
there. I saw it today. So thisdude, it's like, and he's like
an average fucking guy. Popularon there, I started following
him because he drives a racecar. Then it became this whole
thing single, blah, blah, blah.
But like, there's like 500 fakeaccounts of him. And I guess
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some chicks been sending moneyto one of these fake accounts.
So now she's blasting the guy onall these things. I'm kind of
like one of those sites. Youwere blasted on the Facebook
pages. It's like, yeah, who heis he is, or whatever the photo
shoot was.
Yeah, you know, I never did geta follow up.
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Well, I like I know. But I addedmy I added myself to it. But it
was the most like, feminists,stupid shit, like those women
that are in that group? Or whymen can't stand most women. Like
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they were disgusting. Absolutelydisgusting. Well, again, I'm
biased. So when I was readingsome of the comments that the
girls wanted to put on you, it'sreally hard for me to bite my
tongue. So I was like, I'm gonnatake my little Pitbull attitude
out and this page was gonna beugly.
Well, here's the funny thing iswhen my friend actually pinged
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me on this saying, Hey, yourphoto has gotten dropped into
this. What was it something likepeople or something about dating
this guy? We were dating thesame guy or something like
dating the same guy. But shewasn't even saying that. She
just said like, what yourprofile said? Karen, this
fucking Karen thought becauseshe didn't like what your
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profile said that she could godrop it somewhere else and talk
shit. That was fucked up. Right?
And I at least do it. Do it tagtag me in it ourselves, just so
I can have a chance to hit. ButI was reading all this shit. And
they're like, this dude is justa fucking what they say he's a
sex addict. He's a fucking sexon it. I was over that weekend.
I didn't even get that morning.
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I got up you went to work and Iwent to work with zero sex. The
fuck y'all talking about? Damn,I got from my business out there
like that. I didn't get six. Butthe funny will the screenshot
that I was sad morning. Thescreenshot that I was sent was
that that one chick saying that?
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Oh yeah, I went on a date withthis guy. And was touchy feely.
Um, it was like,he was super handy.
I don't even know who that chickwas. Like, I'll let you know if
I went on a date somebody butthat. I didn't know who that
was.
I mean, you are kind of handsyon dates, but so follow that.
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But for me anyways,she followed it up with but he
does look different. And all ofthese pictures and obviously
completely changed his profile,you stupid bitch. That means
that it's not the same profile.
He looks different. All thepictures are different. And all
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the words aredifferent. Yeah, yeah, that
fuck. It's like when I wentso annoyed. I was like, I can't
I can't be here. I can't behere. For so many people that
have an opinion about somebodythey never had an interaction
with. I can't stand and then Iwent back to one of my friends
and I'm like, venting to herabout how fucking stupid women
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can be. Which is why most of myfriends are not women, because
they have weird ass ways ofthinking. And she's like, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, my niece was like,You need to get on those you
need to get in those pages. Sowhen you're meeting a guy you
can make sure that he's notfucking somebody else. I was
like, Y'all are fucking crazyand I can't even continue the
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conversation with you. So thereis somebody wants to fuck around
on me. That's your fuckingissue.
So listen, So that right thereis the prime example of some of
the bad shit with this digitalage dating right the information
that can be put out there andessentially ruin somebody's life
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Right? Yeah. And you have nofucking clue so you can have a
fucking women or guys orwhatever group you might get put
into like, she's a fuckinghorror. Don't take this bitch.
You know, that can really affectsomebody's life, you know? But
that's the digital age thatwe're in.
When I joined it, and then allthe like Robo messages I started
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gettingoh, what were the messages
there were Like, have you seenyour guys on this page? Have you
seen this? Have you seen that?
Your guys doing this, your guysdoing that? I'm like the frog.
Like, that's some. And and Ithink for a lot of women that go
on these pages, just because youmet up with the dude, doesn't
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mean you're dating, you probablyhaven't even had a conversation.
So a lot of these people, I feellike they're calling people out
on shit that they have no placeto call somebody out on. I don't
know, maybe I'm on some pagesand I got called out on some
shit. But unless I was like,blown your mind,
right? Now it's, uh, I mean thatthat right there is the one of
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the main pitfalls of you know,being careful date. And in this
digital world, you say you doone thing that, you know,
somebody doesn't like and nextthing you know, you're you're
being where they call it anoutsider. It's almost like cyber
bullying, right? But just youjust beat your, your, your,
your, what has happened to you,you don't even know. You're
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gonna well.
It could have went one way orthe other for us, right? Because
we had literally just had aconversation about the dating
apps, like, Yeah, a few daysbefore, and then that shit
popped up.
And luckily, luckily, I actuallyhad a female friend that
happened to be in that group.
And she pinged me say, Hey, thisis what's happening. But I went
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ahead and told them that youactually are dating someone and
it is this is not who you are.
So you know, obviously I've toldher I appreciate it. But yeah,
that was that was some bullshityou know, put me on a site for
for something I didn't even meetanybody but but but I can't help
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it my what I put on my datingprofile apps, I just tried to
use it as being funny. It didn'thave big sizes or nothing. It
just said what I enjoy doingwhen I'm out with
like you like suffocation sex orlike sometimes I do a
balcony sex and you know, youknow, excitement or enjoyment or
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fun things are spontaneous shit,or whatever it
was. I can now many ways theywere too. They were vanilla.
So anyways, alright, so we'regonna go ahead and wrap things
up. Hopefully we got some pointsout there in regards to dating
in this digital world how it'sgot its pros. It's got its cons
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you know, it's definitely hereto stay. We're not going back
anytime soon to the old schoolwhere folks just has to go to a
bar right and try to meetsomebody. And that's no fun
which I feel is a now is becomea missed art. Right? You get to
kind of sharpen your skills whenyou're out and about just to
see, you know, you know, weshould go out to a bar and just
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see if we still have some skillsjust to see if we can still run
some game right? Like, do Iguarantee it? They sell all
right, we'll have to see wellhow to meet Well, you're a
female it's easy.
My game in the last six monthsI'm lucky.
Oh, this girl you talking aboutmy damn you go. But again
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because you are female? Yeah,have you have kids? Yeah, have a
coochie so is going to be no manI run my game is the thing. Most
chicks don't run their game. Irun mine.
Okay, I think I think I want tosee you in this environment
then. So when we go to tennismaybe or when we go to Tennessee
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next week, I want to see onlylike, sometimes you run your
game I want to see. Let me seehow aggressive you really are
approaching these guys. I wantto see. I want to see what game
you fuckingrunning game doesn't equal
aggressive. Hey, it's funnybecause I had this conversation
with my best friend. She waslike, I need you to tell me
exactly what you do. Like Idon't understand. And I was
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like, well, it's difficult. Forone. I'm a female. Like, it's
not that difficult. I don't suckdick in a bar.
I mean, it can be done. Youcould go outside, go in the car,
whatever is nothing in front ofthe boat. But anyway, I'm never
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just Stop, just stop. Anyways.
Alright, so do you have anythingbefore we close out on any thing
in regards to dating in thisdigital world, the effects of IT
pros and cons. Anything,just have advice. Okay? If
you're a guy, have somethinglike read their fucking profile,
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pull from that and use yourpickup line from what they've
actually said. Like, bethoughtful. Be nice. Like, and
then go from there. But if westart with just a knock Wanna
get much or how you doing? Likemy my advice would be get off
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the digital apps go to societygo to the bar go and socialize
go Yeah, exactly go and just bea normal human being person.
It's a localYeah, but I mean that's a chance
you take right just to just honeyour skills actually build your
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social ability Don't be stuckbehind to be at the bar
you don't have to be at the barit can be a fucking target. It
can be don't go to Walmart. Justgo volunteer something right you
know just volunteering is greatbecause you know you already
have a common exactly go to thegym or whatever you can find
somebody that's working outwearing barely have any clothes.
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Talk to that chick, that'sDo you ever talk to somebody at
the gym?
No, um, yes. Kind of sorta. Justjust just in passing, just like
hey, what's up? You know how youdoing? Not really, like, hey, I
want to take you on a date. Youwant to kiss dinner? No, but
more of just a friendly passingthis. You know, hey, how you
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doing that type of stuff.
I can't run my game at the gym.
No shit. Most of the time. womenare bitches at the gym. So I
don't even attempt to even gothat route.
So we're not bitches. We'refocused.
Okay, tomato,tomahto. Whatever you want to
call you don't know you neverworked out with me?
Well, I tried. You did not youdeclined that what? Exactly. You
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didn't want nobody, you know,interrupting your game. So.
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your whiskey and route
What's going on everybody? Welcome back to
another episode of whiskey anduncensored. My name is Eddie
Lopez and I'm going to be thehost of this debauchery, where
we discuss sex, sex, transrelationships and all the other
bullshit that comes with life,all while having fun and
drinking whiskey. Today I am onthe OG Crown Royal xOP which is
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actually one of my favorites.
And today I came prepared withsome notes I've no I know I said
many times I was going to try toget some of these notes that are
within the whiskies so that wayif anyone was ever curious at
some of these and wanted to trythemselves, I finally was able
to find or get the notes andprint them out myself. Because I
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am no Stewart. I have no kind ofsewer of the actual notes. I
don't have that taste, but all Iknow is I'm a fan of whiskey,
and I like to drink that shit.
So I think I'm like with a lotof people there's only a handful
of folks that maybe are can tellexactly what their tongue is
tasting. Not me. It just tastesgood. So just to give a summary
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on some of the flavor notes herein this Crown Royal Expo, we
have the caramel and vanillawhich is I know I can taste the
caramel I really never reallytasted the hints of vanilla
which is quite interesting. TheCognac is part of the fruitiness
which obviously the whiskeyitself is aged in the cognac
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cask which is the part that Ilove because you can taste a
cognac which is the awesome partof this. Spices we have
cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves thatare often detected. And of
course, oak you got thebitterness the dryness, which
gives it the overall flavorprofile. All in all, it's just
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good fucking shit to me. So thisis why it's one of my favorites.
On the other end, I have MissSheena Gray, and I think she is
on the basic white girl drink.
What is that? There? Is? Wasthat the white claw I saw you
have in your hand?
Was it sir?
Was it one of them days that youneeded to have a white claw
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ready?
No, I was just thinking lasttime I felt like I really needed
a drink when we were doing thepodcast
because of my shit. Talking.
Yeah. So you repaired I figuredI'd be prepared today. Awesome.
Good. Well, good deal so. Sothis weekend we actually had we
had a good fun weekend. Out inOrlando. We got to catch up with
(02:39):
all my friends. We went and sawMiss Nikki Glaser Stand Up Show.
What do you think? Think aboutthat.
Let me tell you I enjoyed it butI think I saw a side of Nikki
(02:59):
that you don't see on thespecials or whatnot. Maybe on
the podcast that should becancelled? Maybe I don't know. I
mean you could still technicallysee whatever but it just depends
on what the network's want topush out but but the stuff that
yeah the stuff that she wasworking on it obviously she's
working on content because Iguess she's working on a new
(03:20):
special coming up soon. Man Ieven I myself and I don't I
don't cringe a lot so some ofthe jokes I was like Oh, that
one's that one's really pushingit but hey more power to her if
she can get it through and getthe last letter put it in the
show but man I mean I enjoyedit. But yeah, some of some of
the jokes had finished up shestarted out
(03:43):
good. Like you expected it to bedirty and raunchy right yeah. I
think she started out good butthen it just kind of took a left
turn where it was like oh,I tell you what I was
anticipating was obviouslyeveryone knows when she comes
out on stage she comes out insome short skirts and dresses
and this show was no differentshe came out in what are those
(04:08):
dresses call where they kind ofrap over like a rap rap the rap?
Okay, soGod she fidgeted the whole
fucking time well this wholetime I was I wanted to pop her
hand like fucking stop if itfalls out it falls out
I was I was literally hopingthat damn whatever she was
trying to keep tight whateverwas just gonna come loose and
(04:30):
just open up with like, Come owndress, come home baby dress.
Open up. Let's see what you got.
So because I don't think she'sone to have any scandalous
videos out there leaked releaseor whatever, though. I bet she
if she did, I can promise youwould break the internet for a
little while. But, you know,even though you say you don't
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really find her as attractive asprivate
practice. Well, yeah, I don'tthink she has Zero ass. She has
like a keen on the Hill app soit's almost inverted.
Well, I wasn't really focused onall that. So I was just watching
that little loop on that dress.
Let's see if it's gonna go so,so today, we're gonna have
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something to talk about. But,you know, I've been working on
my intro for this settings todayI want to kind of set the, the
mode, the mode, the mood on whatwe're going to be getting into.
So let me pause and getprepared. Are you ready?
Everyone ready? Don't make melaugh now. I've been working on
(05:40):
this one for a while. Ladies andgents, hookers, hoes and
gigolos? Are you tired ofactually talking to people on
your first date? We'll have nofear. We're going to help today
in the digital world. The wildwild world of digital dating.
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Yes, the wild wild world not theWorld Wide Web. But the wild
wild world where anything goesand eagles are just as big as
dicks. Apparently. Nobody hassmall dicks. From digital
profiles, dating profiles. Nowis that really a thing? Is do
guys actually put their dicksizes on their dating profile?
(06:24):
Like, big dicks? I never sawthat. Okay, well, from what I
kept on won't do my research inthis topic that apparently guys
put their dick size are saying,you know, reference their dick.
I'm like, God damn. That'ssomething I didn't know it was a
thing. I don't think so. Oh,okay. Well, what's better than
swiping through endlessprofiles, sending poor texts,
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cheesy pickup lines, found onReddit, only to be ghosted,
catfished, and rejected withoutever leaving your couch. What a
perfect world. Well, today we'regoing to be diving into guys
dating in the digital age. Butseriously, with dating apps and
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all the virtual communications,it has dramatically changed the
game. And while it may be adream come true for some, you
know, some it's not soenjoyable. I mean, there are fun
facts. There are obviously lessdesirable outcomes on some of
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these occasions. So So whetheryou're a seasoned vet, or a
newcomer, aka just got dumped orreally horny, welcome to the
world, digital dating. So guys,get yourself some whiskey, and
we're gonna get into it datingin the digital age. So from this
Sheena, when you think of datingin the digital world, and age,
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what's your your first thought?
what first comes to mind whenyou think of having to date in
this world today?
I mean, it makes it easier.
So your, your automatic me?
I probably? For me, I probablywouldn't. If that wasn't a
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thing, I probably wouldn't evenmeet anybody.
So you're saying that the datingapps is what's making it very
convenient for people? Yeah,it's easier to connect people.
Whenever, however, whereverthey're at the meeting, no
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matter where you're at.
Like, I'm not gonna hang out ata bar all the time. Okay, and I
work a lot. So it makes itconvenient.
Now, when you think of a datingapp, are you thinking of the
dating app as a way to actuallyconnect with somebody as far as
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a real relationship? Or are youlooking at connecting with
somebody just for the ease of ahookup and part of the part of
the hookup culture?
Well, I mean, it just depends onwhat you're looking for.
Everybody's looking forsomething different.
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Okay, but for the for for mostfolks. Let's I mean, let's say
for you, for instance, were youlooking at using the apps at
whatever part of your life areyou just looking at just hooking
up or were you just look wereyou actually looking to find an
actual person to date? How didyou use the the apps in today's
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I was open. That was my thing. Iwas like, whatever. I'm open to
whatever. Open to what was itnecessary? Yeah, I wasn't
necessarily looking for ahookup. But I also wasn't like,
Oh, I'm sure my dream husband ison like Tinder, like that
wasn't?
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I mean, there's possibilityright that people do get married
off of these things. So there'sno they do. I'm just you asked
me what my thing was, I had,like patients out of it. Now I
have to say my experience wasprobably more enjoyable because
I had zero expectations. Youhear people constantly on
Facebook, or Reddit or whatever,just in conversation. They're
like, Oh, my God, daddy nowsucks, so that it sucks that I
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was having the time of my life.
I was enjoying it. Like, ifsomebody was addict me, I was
like, oh, fuck you, and blockthem? Like, why would I have
like a second thought about it?
When I went over,see, I definitely, I definitely
think females actually have canactually have more fun with
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these dating apps. Because thereis an increased pool potential.
For you females like it's, thewater doesn't stop flowing to
your pool for guys. Or guys, itcan easily dry up as bad as your
typical dry spill on thestreets, right? So we and they
the way they target the guys tomake you think that you're going
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to actually connect withsomebody, you have to pay money,
obviously, right to see who youmatch with, potentially, because
if not, you may see somebodynot paid for that too.
Right? I mean, but for guys thatmake it harder, because there's
like, if you pay this, this willincrease your odds in the
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algorithm for females. I dothat to girls. They promote that
to girls too.
But to get you morevisibility's, but I mean, we all
we all know, and I think I'veproven this before, is that they
have a particular algorithm thatif people are swiping a lot
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more, they're putting a lot ofthose deep behind a stack, and a
higher paywall, the ones thatare not getting the swipes and
likes, they're gonna put thosewith the folks that aren't
getting those swipes and likesand you're like, eff This is not
my personal but but the hotteryou are, the better the more
swipes you are, the less likelyyou're going to see that to a
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person who's not getting thosetype of swipes. So there's
there's definitely like a wallthat you know, they put the hot
folks behind compared to youraverage Joe has appeared
compared to your your fugly.
Right. So I think I've when Iwas Yeah, I guess you're
probably right. When I was goingon that I'm thinking about Yeah,
because when I was going throughthose dating apps, I was able to
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tell because if I paid for thesubscription I did a few times
where it was like the threemonth type deals I was checking
it out. Definitely saw adifference in opportunity. I
understand. I'm not talking toyou, Siri, get out of my
business again. Yeah, when youpaid, you actually got a
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different pool and you got tosee saw, you know, like
different women in my, in myexperience. When I when that
subscription ended. It was onelike one hot girl, and then
you're like, Okay, so you wouldswipe and then after that was
ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, right?
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And I'm just I'm just being I'mkeeping it real. Right. So then
he goes,How is it supposed to have an
algorithm like how would it evenknow if it's considered ugly?
If you're not getting theswipes? Like how many times
you're being presented tosomebody and nobody's in
somebody's swiping? No, yourlikability factor is going way
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down. So you're on what'sconsidered on the ugly side.
Now, if you got a photo of like,Margot Robbie, who's going to be
on there, which I wish I hadcomment down there both.
Margot Robbie from Wolf of WallStreet, obviously I if I even
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start rambling off movies,you're not gonna know. She was I
know that movie. She was also inthe Joker, the Joker movie.
Suicide Squad. That's what itwas. She was why would she be on
Tinder? I'm just I'm just usingthis as example because she's a
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hot girl. Oh, that's that.
That's what I was going with wasthat you put someone like her on
there. She's gonna get agazillion likes. So she's going
to be constantly just flooded.
Right. So, but anyway, so wherewas it going with that the the
role that dating apps thatplayed in that hookup culture,
obviously, you know, it makes iteasier. You got you got that
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increased potential partners.
You're able to vet you're ableto vet who you you know, you
want to potentially hook up withright? See them like Nah, I'm
good. You know? It's not likegoing to a bar where you don't
know what you're going to runinto right? And you get to drink
in. And if you havea female can do the same thing
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at a bar. It's very easy. Youscan it. You would think the
same way aguy does. Well, yeah, but with a
guy, and when it comes close tothe end, when you set your
target, well, when your targetsare no longer available, by the
time that they're night, andyou've been drinking a few
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you're seeing what's left in thepool. Well,
then you fucked up. That's,that's a different. Yeah, to
play it smart. And you go in andyou set your target before you
even started drinking, which ispart of I'm always assessing the
room. No fucking different whenI go to a bar. Okay, so I go in,
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and I'm assessing, and I'mwatching and I'm watching. So
I've already started to make mymove way before I'm even tipsy.
But so I've laid my foundationway before are you actually the
one approaching? Or are youhoping that the guy Yeah. So
you're being the aggressor?
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Wow. If I set my target, why amI just gonna sit back?
Okay, well, most, most femalesaren't going to be the one being
the aggressor, most females aregoing to sit back home. They're
left with a guy who's droppedoff his ass, like, what's left
in the pool? So, all right, soso. So some pros of technology
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and dating into the, into thedigital world, right? It can
help with social anxiety, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, people who have thatissue of talking face to face
with somebody, they can try tobuild that initial interaction
behind a keyboard, get, youknow, build that bond, and then
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hopefully, hopefully,you know, hook up, meet up with
not hook up, but essentiallymeet up with this person. And,
you know, kind of hope that whatthey built behind the keyboard
actually falls into place whenthey meet in person. However,
there's that gap, there's thatdownfall, right? They finally
get the nerve to, you know, goto meet this person. And all of
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a sudden, they completely freezeup because why they were more
comfortable behind the keyboardjust running game and they get
in person and they freeze up.
And then what you also you justhave this disaster of a date.
I'll tell you that. Go ahead.
No, no. So I'll say my firstlike, I guess it'd be considered
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my rebound. After my breakout,didn't start from a dating app,
but did start from online. Andeverything seemed spot on. Like
we knew, even though we lived indifferent states, we actually
knew a lot of the same people. Ihad a lot of the same interests,
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blah, blah, blah, everythingseemed almost close to perfect.
And for me, like as soon as wemet in person, I was like, nope.
So do you think thattechnologies especially like
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during the pandemic, let's saylet's use a pandemic as an
example. Do you think thatobviously, the dating apps,
popularity increased? Do youthink that more couples actually
just created this virtualrelationship, long distance
relationships, because we're allstaying in the house and since
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you're not able to go out thatmore couples actually just,
quote unquote, became a coupleonline? If they happen to match
up or however, be hard?
It's been a thing for a longtime. I don't know that COVID
really played much more of afactor. I mean, maybe locally,
it made more of a factor. Butthat's always been a thing. I
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mean, for me, personally, thelong distance thing was a
preference.
Yeah, I think when I was when Iwas looking into this, what I
did read was that the pandemicled to an increase in virtual
dating and long distancerelationships. So that's why I'm
I'm curious if you think thatthat itself is a ideal
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situation, you know, longdistance relationships.
For me when I decided to go backinto the dating world, if I was
gonna date somebody that was isa preference for me I think it
just depends on the personthat's your preference is to
have a long distancerelationship
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when I first got back into thewhole dating world or even
talking to people it was youneeded to live in a different
stateWow different state holy shit
okaynow when somebody's taken up my
I did not want I was so intodoing what I needed to do for me
that I don't want anybody aroundfuck them with it
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gotcha what what do you thinkare some of the potential
dangerswhen you're right online the
rate okay that'd mean that'sobviously that's a huge one
murder yeah murder I thinkwe actually brought that like
make sure if you're gonna dosomething like this go to a
public place and your first timeright but
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yeah, I think I've shared mylocation and shit right like hey
that's where I'm at. Okay shedon't see me tomorrow.
Well that is smarts definitelysharing with Elisa, for
instance, if somebody knows yourparents or whatever, so like,
Hey, if you know if I go missingthis is where
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I go to share with my dad. Hey,Dad, I'm over here getting
pounded. Make sure I'm alive.
I'm not saying you're gonna tellyour daddy that you get
impounded. But all I'm saying isyou can say hey, I'm going on a
date. I'm being a quote unquote,respectable female. I
actually are you trying to saythere sir? I used to. Actually I
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did used to tell my dad. Like, Imean, Tinder and online dating
have been around for a longfucking time. Right? Yeah. So
um, I used to when I lived inNorth Carolina, I'm always put
people on hikes. Oh, yeah, we'vehad this conversation. No, I
told you walk and you were like,Oh, you're gonna take on my
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hikes and knock them off theedge just in case you know.
That's what my dad always said.
He was like, Honey, so my gonnathrow you over the edge. But I
wanted to just see if they werelittle bitches. If they could
really hike or if they weregoing to be bitch and complain.
Interesting, but yeah, yourdaddy could have been right?
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Somebody could have overpoweredyour little ass and sent you off
the cliff. Nobody would know.
Very true. So they like bit Shutup. I mean, it could be valid
point. But you know.
I never did.
But, but as far as dangerous andstuff including this social
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media to that aspect. I with allthe technology that we have, you
can do some serious digging onsomebody easily by just Googling
the name, putting the name inFacebook, Twitter, ticky, tacky,
whatever you want. You're moreinto that? Well, it depends on
the person.
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It depends on the person. And tomy point. Yeah, I have and I'm
not gonna lie most dates that Ikind of prepare myself to go
into that kind of do my researchto see exactly what I'm
potentially getting into. Andyeah, now you have to use the
information in a good way,right? You don't want to use the
information to be, you know, ahorrible stalking type person
(23:48):
you're using, like, Hey, is shelike, she's a fun person. She
looks like she could be a bitshe could be a prude. I mean,
what type of person possiblygetting into but but as far as
some of the dangers, I mean,that could put you in a spot
where they can find out whereyou live, what you drive, you
know how many you know, becausepeople leave or not. In this day
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and age in this world,especially digital age that
we're living in and you can findanything personal even though
you're protecting your privacyor whatever. Some things are
still public record. You know,your your property taxes and all
that stuff. That is publicrecord. You can look somebody's
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name up and find exactly wherethey live. The lot.
There are ways you can go toyour Property Appraiser. You can
go to the city you can have thatbought I mean 9.99% of police
officers, firemen. Anybody inone of those industries
typically has their dress a lot.
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Okay, well I think a lot morethan that, but I think I'm not
blocked. SoI know you're not logged in If I
don't,I can defend myself for the most
part, so I don't think I haveanything to worry about so or
not you gotta deal with my dog.
If he's not gonna lick your faceoff when you come into the
house,so I was gonna say Duquesne
he'll, he'll sell me thisoutside my door. But uh, you
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know, when you walk into adifferent story, so. So
when I'll say wait, touching onthat though, I noticed, guys, I
don't know, obviously, I don'tknow if girls do it or not. But
a lot of time guys lie abouttheir name a lot.
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Well, cuz sometimes there aresome crazies out there that want
to.
If you can't even tell me yourname, like I don't need to know
your last name. I don't evenlike, I'll have time for that
shit. If you're gonna lie to meabout your name, I'm instantly
so fucking turned off in overit.
(25:57):
But how are you? How are you?
How are you finding out thatthey're lying to you about their
name, though? How are you?
Okay? My first situation withthat was many years ago, when I
first had Tinder I just cameout, got on it or whatever,
actually went on a date with aguy we had been on a couple days
now wasn't quite sure about him.
And this was my first like timeeven being in the dating world
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because I married my high schoolsweetheart. I went straight into
our relationship after that. Sothis was my first even reality
of dating. And then he sends mea text and he's like, hey, you
know, I really liked you. Blah,blah, blah. Here is who I really
am. Here's my real name. I livewith my grandmother. And I was
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like, fuck you. Don't contact meagain. My most recent time of it
happening was the guy I hadyou're picking
with? Sounds like you're pickingwinners. Great Taste.
(27:07):
I may be careful there. Right.
Yeah. Anyway, so my most recenttime I had seen this guy quite a
few times. And then he startedwanting me to help him he was
going to move up here from like,West Palm or somewhere he was
(27:30):
going to move up here. So thenI'm having to like submit
paperwork for him. submitpaperwork? Because I was helping
him get a place up here. Okay, Iguess I'm a realtor moving up
here. I'm like wait, what? Likethis, and what I call you are
(27:53):
two fucking different things.
It's a name that's a weirdfucking feeling like if I Morrow
was like, they this is a myname. My name is Ashley. Like,
that would be fucking weird.
It's weird, especially because Iwas intimate with this person.
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And now you're telling me yourname and something different?
Well,so hold on there it's it can be
a tough one because if you're ifyou're if who Id somebody when
they're going on dates withsomebody I mean,
I don't know if I'm end upsingle again IDM people you do
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not enter it until I see it Ideeply
I mean, but let's say goodbyesometimes they might be looking
at protecting their privacygood, right? Because you just
never know until you get to knowthis person and also didn't you
know, at least he decided toopen up and say hey, this is my
real name. I wasn't going toexpress let me finish like he
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could have been like, Hey, Iwasn't going to submit all you
know trying to get all intimatewith you and stuff but I needed
to know who you were and makesure that you weren't so crazy
folks. Oh crazy chicks so thatway that way if she went down
south and you decided to gofucking nuts on somebody, you're
looking at the wrong personyou're not gonna find me so that
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could have been a holeup I was like stop and he would
pick that and that could begoing bad
that you too I bet YouTube thatI was like motherfucker if you
don't leave me aloneand that could that can also
lead back into the the dangerthat that stuff right because
also the harassment startscoming in like you're gonna get
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the constant spam the contenttext
is that's my thing though. Ihear girls all the time. Or
people that are like not wantingto give either phone number. And
I'm like, if you start to botherme, I'm gonna block you. I guess
(30:07):
for me, my number is such apublic thing like Google my
name, you're going to get myphone number. So I don't what
are you gonna do with it? Callme, irritate me. Cool. I'll
block you. Actually, I'mprobably going to let you go on
for a while and I'm going toscreenshot all of it and I'm
going to send it to my otherfriends and we're going to laugh
(30:28):
a lot. Then I'm going to blockyou. Typically Alia,
female gossip at its best,that's what it is.
What ah, I was sharing that shipwith my male friends. I'm like,
Hey, you want to see what thedickwad did today? This is
funny. And then some of themwere like, Okay, I'm actually
kind of concerned for you'relike,
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Well, I was like, Oh, really?
Yeah. So you're playing withfires what you're doing if you
hadn't blocked it by then yeah,you're definitely playing with
fire. That's why they have theblock option. So yeah. So cons,
obviously cons on dating in, intoday's digital age, right?
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False and false imprisonment,false represent false
representation or exactly whatyou were just saying saying who
they weren't basically. Catfish,catfish. ghosting. Ghosting is
probably a big thing now right?
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You getI think it's such an immature
thing to do youyou know start chatting with
somebody having a conversationwith somebody and all sudden,
you know the, the pool for thatperson's probably just flooding
in with water pick out anotheroption, another fish that's
coming out at water and allsudden, somebody that was
sitting on the other end,thinking, hey, I potentially
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have a good shot or a goodopportunity with this person now
has ghosted me because I'vetried to reach out to try and do
something go out for some coffeedinner, you know, Netflix and
chill type shit. And I have beenghosted. So that's obviously the
icon. Can I give a tip? TipWould you just want the tip or
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what?
NOT want to beg for itno it tip for guys. Like if
you're hitting her inbox. Andshe's been very like we do have
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quite a pool of people to pickfrom what when I drove over to
Tampa to hang out with myfriends and drove back. I had
4000 Why? Like,listen up this eagle 4000 Most
of whatever I went, I was in anarea that wasn't mine. So you're
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probably right, whatever.
Without me. I was fucking crushme in that algorithm. Right? So
whatever. But when somebody'slike, Oh, I'd love to take you
out. I need a little bit ofconversation to figure out if I
want to go first. Like I need toleave something right. But if
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she's not giving you anything,don't fight in there every
single day. Hey, hey, are youthere? That loser? Where do you
go? Well, that hey, well, thatis a today
that itself kind of plays intothe lack of social skills,
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right? Going into this digitalworld. You know, you're not out
there socializing with peopleand having conversations and
knowing how to talk to somebodyin person to see exactly how
their body is reacting. They'rejust their natural reaction. So
you know it you know, they weregrowing up in this Licious chat
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all online and you know, I'llOh, I match you. I can you know,
Mac my way into your heart. It'snot going to happen because
that was an even macking thatwas like poking. Like the top of
the post. Do you remember thepokes used to do in Facebook?
Facebook? Yeah, just to get somefrom older men when they wanted
to poke? Yeah,I always I always thought it was
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a weird thing. Myfriend's husband, my friend's
husband is whoever we get itfrom. Okay, like my older female
friends. Yeah, their husband. Imight put up or down. Stop
virtually poking me.
Maybe he wanted to virtually geta nut. Maybe she'll play poke me
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back or something. The good olddays.
So guys are weird.
Females can be weird. Trust meout come across some
way can be nutty and crazy.
Well, tell me your weirdeststory. My weird nuts are weird.
fucking nuts. Oh, well, we knowwomen are not absolutely what,
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tell me your craziest story.
I honestly, my craziest storywould have been the one that I
got left behind on a date upthere in Orlando that the one
that actually we just had thisconversation that was probably
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my nerdiest one, like, quoteunquote, I have to go to the
house, I got to my dogs got togo to the vet, and I'll come
back later. And next thing youknow, I try to reach out and I
get no communication so so I'msorry, just the fact that I got
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ghosted, which was my first kindof feel some kind of way, but it
is what it is.
I agree with Clint on this thatyou were probably she was bored,
tired. Her man cheated on her.
So she would get revengesomething like that. I mean, I'm
biased because I'm I don'tunderstand why she would get
you. So I'm a little biased, butI agree with
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Clint. Yeah, whatever. It iswhat it is. So
what what are crazy though,to me, that's crazy. You ghost
me. That's crazy. No, you gothere. Wow. Glad you got that
drink now.
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Yes, I am. It made that a loteasier. I had some time.
Okay, while you're thinking ofthat, what was a know? What were
some of the cheesiest wines thatyou've got coming in from the
dating as? And which datingapps? Were using Tinder Bumble.
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Just Tinder and I think theFacebook.
Oh, yeah, forgot Facebook hadone. I always forget about that
one there. SoI wasn't looking for somebody.
So I wasn't trying to be on allkinds of different shit.
You just go in there, hit it,quit it. And that's it. I'm out.
So but so give me some some ofthese pickup lines because let
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me tell you anything cheesy,because
I like the cheesy pickup lines.
So you're the sucker for thecheesy than ever,
it was at least an effort. Whenyou look at you obviously saw my
profile. In my profile, the veryfirst line literally said,
please start a conversation withsomething else other than how
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are you? And you're sobeautiful.
Well, let me tell you, Tindercan actually help these guys
with some pickup lines. Becauseobviously there's a subreddit of
Tinder for Tinder pickup lines.
So it's give you just a simplecopy and paste that goes you
know all your magic just to seeand see which one responds so I
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just want I'm kind of curious ofwhich cheesy ones got copied and
pasted into your because it's anumbers game, it becomes a
numbers game, like you get 100matches. If you throw the same,
you know, gift or whatever orthe same line from Tinder or
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Tinder promo you've read it andat least a percentage is got to
reply byfelt like they didn't read my
actual description. And I couldtell I typically move the fuck
on.
Okay, so give meyou can engage me in
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conversation, then I just don'thave popped in time for it.
Sure. Well, I mean, nobody does,right. You don't want to be
trying to meet somebody and sitthere at dinner when you finally
do get to meet them and be like,Oh, this is fun. Let me just
continue to read the menu likefive times before I try to come
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up with something not to say so.
But But again,till I'm sure that same thing
for guys. Right? You already geton there and you're like, wait a
minute, let me just figure outYeah, swiping just
lower that age a little bit.
Lower the what's the what's thelowest age bracket on your pool
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there? Ma'am. how low do you gofrom where you're at?
Typically 10 years.
10 year gap. Ah, okay. What'sthe what is your biggest age gap
difference that you've hooked upwith?
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Probably like 1112 year. Okay.
I think I got you in that one,too. Yeah,
I don't even know why No. Idon't even want to.
Mine was 14 There was a 14 yeardifference on one of my. But but
she did not look it. AndI don't think you're old enough
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to have a 14 year old.
Definitely different.
I was 20 something and she wasin her 30s late 30s
Oh, she was older than you. Oh,yeah. Oh, okay. Nevermind, I'm
fine with that. That's good.
Okay,well, where were you going with
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it?
I have like, various issues.
No, she was always shitless. Shewas 14 years older than me. That
was the biggest age gap for me.
So, okay, she was fun. No, she,she knew what she was doing.
That's for sure.
I was gonna say younger guytypically, like, now I have to
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say this. It didn't always thefuck out of me. And they call me
mature or something of thatnature.
Because I'm like, motherfucker,I'm still in my 30s You may be
younger than me. I don't know,my gap might have been more than
what I'm thinking. Whatever. Butyoung ones are fun, but they can
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also be really annoying. Thosewere the ones that got blocked
the most are the young guys.
They're the ones they're theones that are like, Oh, my dick.
It's this side.
So we're about to youknow, you've already told me
that like, 10 fucking time.
Like, I guess I don't see Idon't even want to see it now.
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I guess. I guess I don't see theneed. Right. And that might be
again, something in this age isdigital age where you have to
kind of express and becauseyou're not actually physically
being able to show things otherthan maybe you want to send a
photo for your proof if you'regonna say your fucking 10 inch
long when you're soft. I mean,just, you know, prove it instead
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of just like Woodward.
Not a prude. Right? Like, Ithink we've established that I'm
not a prude. No. And it'samazing, huh? So it's amazing to
me the amount of guys thatactually would come out the gate
with some bullshit and I'd belike, wait, what? And then they
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would just go down a rabbit holeof your fucking butt. Neil
approved bla bla bla bla bla blabla, and I found those like,
fucking hilarious. I'm way.
Okay, have fun with. There's alot of the male ego out there,
though, in the dating world issomething else. The thing is, I
don't take anything personally.
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That dude doesn't know me, nevermet me. Or even if we did go on
a date, whatever he fuckingthinks about me, doesn't play
two cents into who I am. I don'tget to shit. But the average
person is out there, taking allthis data in and consuming it
and thinking about it,dissecting it. And I'm like,
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move the fuck on. There's awhole like you said, especially
for females, you have a wholepool of people? Why are you even
given it a second thought?
ridiculous to me.
So do you think technologyitself granted all these dating
apps or whatnot? Do you thinkwith as much as in this? Isn't
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this dating pool? Do you thinkthat it also has sparked
interest and, you know,influence people's sexuality?
Like, you know, this woman, thislady is beautiful. Like,
normally, you know, you're notgoing to be very vocal about
things when you've probablygoing out like, oh, I want to
talk to that. Girl, girl or guya guy situation. But if you're
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at home, and you're justbrowsing through apps, and also
you just happen to get a littlecurious, like, let's, let's see
what this is about. Do you thinkthat technology has made it
easier for you know, same sexattraction? A lot easier. Do you
think it's influenced?
Technology has influenced theI mean, I don't have my staff
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said that females so?
Well, I'm not saying I'd say no,I'm just what I'm saying. Well,
this is what I'm getting at. Doyou think if you're curious that
all sudden, it can be easilyflipped? To flip that switch?
Like, hey, I'm curious. Youknow, I'm not seeing anything on
the male or female, whateveryour gender is. Let me flip that
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switch. Like just like you justsaid, you could flip a switch,
like, do you think that withthis technology, you know,
people can confuse those? I'mnot I guess you really can't say
confused if you're an adult bythis point. You really are not
Can you you're gonna kind ofknow what you're going for at
this point, but you're making adecision. Right? You're making
the decision. So but do youthink that because these
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switches makes it easier to kindof like, I'm curious now. You
know what? Let me see.
Yeah, it makes it easierto find out I'm interested if I
wouldn't match with her thattype of stuff. Because what
would we should run thatexperiment? We should go to your
Tinder account, flip it over toa female and see which females
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match up with you just to justto see
we should remember right nowwhat your now let's do that out
of town.
I'm just saying we can be intown run through that experiment
and see how many females areactually ping ping ping since
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obviously, you're having 4000Apparently for the guy. So I'm
curious to see how many comingin a lot more men than women.
But we never know. So maybe wecan win that experiment when
we're up in Tennessee next week.
Justyeah. No, I did that in town.
So what if you get a good match?
You want to bring him back tothe room
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what happened? I'm having athought process your tastes and
checks and my case and checksare so completely different.
But with alcohol involved, thetaste could be the same.
Your taste is going to have toremind days
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Oh, there's another chick comingtonight. I'll be whatever taste
so So you think that technologyhas kind of influenced a little
bit on you know, when you hearbecause I mean, think about it,
you hear more and more of youknow, same sex relationships
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right? But you know, if we wouldhave thought about this 15 years
ago, you wouldn't have heardabout this as often so now it's
all out there. Everyone's like,oh, now I'm whatever, all these
letters you know, I'm saying soI think technology has really
influenced the way people thinkwomen will do that quicker than
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men well. UmYes, I can maybe I'll say yes on
that one. I'm just spitting itout just without fully thinking
of it. But I would say yes,because you can go to a club
which I haven't been to a clubin a long time but you can go
into a club and all suddenyou're with a group of friends
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and next thing you know, you gottwo girlfriends all of a sudden
are just all dancing with eachother is typically what you see
the girl dancing with each otherwomen are kissing each other.
And of course, it's easier to beattracted to a woman than for
you to be like I'm gonna getthat deck tonight. Yeah, I
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mean you're you're definitelynot seeing guys on guys right
grinding really? Typical publicclubs right? You're a one is
because of obviously a lot ofthere's still a lot of social
repercussions right people startyou know really seeing guys on
guys right? You only gonna gosee that if you go to the actual
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game clubs and that's where theycan be free be themselves and
you know, without no judgement,go grind on each other and do
whatever. Have you ever beeninto a gay club?
I have no desire. Or desire. No.
Oh, I have I actually ii figured by the way you asked
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that. Yeah, I actuallyI actually want Kahoot was I was
with and it was with somefriends in
my information that I don'twant.
I actually it was me. You know,one of my gay friends obviously.
And they were like, Hey, let'sgo check out this club or
whatever. I was like, Alright,cool, you know? I don't care.
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I'm comfortable with my skin.
I'll do whatever.
But hold on your ego you're likeI can pull it do too.
Oh, listen, listen with myfucking ego. Yeah, exactly it
yeah, guys are gonna you know,they're gonna want this okay,
this is this is what you right?
You want that salt, that sexybald head to rub on? Absolutely.
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I have no shame. But however,what I was getting at was I
walked into this club. And forthe first time I actually felt
how a female would feeltypically going into a club like
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a PCB. I did that is exactlywhere I was going with like, I
felt like I was a piece of melike I literally just couldn't I
was walking even just walk intothe bar constant. Hey, handsome.
Hey, bah bah bah. I was like,Hey, what's going on? You know,
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I'm here with some friends. Youknow, I'm just checking out, you
know, checking out the scenery.
Is it a no offense? This isscenery, checking out the
scenery, just see what this vibewas about, like every time Yeah,
absolutely I'm checking to seewith this virus and
I'm checking out the scenery.
You're saying I'm checking y'allknow, I was my intention was I'm
just checking out what thescenery itself was about, you
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know, the vibe in this club tosee what this everyone's always
talking about. Right? So becauseI'm not I have no shame. But
however, I guess like you'resaying people took it the wrong
way, the way I was seeingthings, and I constantly had the
right, I constantly just kept onnow. Now, what I did enjoy was I
did get a few free drinks. Sofor the first time for a dude, I
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got some free drinks like, okay,I can deal with this. But for
reference, I did not leave withanybody. I left alone, I went
home. That was it. Actually, itwas out of town. So I was we
went back to hotel rooms andthat was it. That was the end of
the night. But for the firsttime I was like, damn, I felt
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like a female as a I was beinghunted. But I did get a free
drink just but in the funnything is, I had a good time like
these people had a fucking blastin his club. Like, it was like
nobody. There was no judgment.
You just you know, noinhibitions. Yeah, it was
literally the best fucking timelike it was a it was fun. Now
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have I been back? Obviously, no,I haven't made activities,
clubs, but doesn't mean to say Iwouldn't go hang out with some
of my friends into the spot thatthat's where they're wanting to
go. But yeah, for the firsttime, I felt like I was a female
being hunted, you know, I feltlike little prey. Anyways,
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anyway, so let's get back to thedigital age here. So we'll get
ready to wrap things up. So wewent through some pros and cons.
So just to wrap up some prosdating in today's digital world
is that there's the convenienceout there, there's the increased
pool of potential partners areable to vet your partners, the
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reduced pressure of having tohave the face to face
interactions. The socialanxiety, obviously, people can
just, you know, be who they arebehind the keyboard. And
hopefully in the event that theydecided to go meet this person
that a you know, we built alittle bit of a conversational
bond that maybe I can open upin. No beat me but hopefully not
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freeze up.
That's also why you should do areverse image lookup.
reverse image that's what's thatI've never really.
So you take an image and you doa reverse image lookup and
Google to make sure thatwhatever you're seeing, is that
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like a stock photo or a photo ofthe venue's a million times or
whatever. Oh, I guess I'veI did that all the time.
So I guess I'm confused like youtake that you take the profile
photo that he sends you and seehow does it know if it was
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it definitely got a reverseGoogle search for it. It's like
a Google search but with aphoto.
Okay, I'll have toespecially like when I we get
these huge light Jack dyes andstuff that that my like spidey
senses are going off a littlebit with
my spidey senses. Like whatlittle dig a little deep
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learning. For what?
No, like, just if I just don'tknow that sometimes it's kind of
off. Like, are they real or notreal?
Okay, I've guess I've neverheard of the reverse photo
thing, which is new to me, whichis odd. Normally, normally,
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somebody's little tips andtricks, but I learn something
new today.
I know I'm kind of shocked youcaught me off guard. Alright, so
some of the cons, right? Wetalked about dating in this
digital world murder, murder.
Murder is one that's a bad one.
You might not come back fromthat one. false representation
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where you know people saythere's somebody who they're not
and you find out later on onlineharassments where someone is
constantly gonna braid you whichif obviously you turned them
down but they weren't one And tobe turned down.
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I've seen this takes you out oflike the dating apps, but like,
let's say Instagram. So thesepeople, they get popular on
there. I saw it today. So thisdude, it's like, and he's like
an average fucking guy. Popularon there, I started following
him because he drives a racecar. Then it became this whole
thing single, blah, blah, blah.
But like, there's like 500 fakeaccounts of him. And I guess
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some chicks been sending moneyto one of these fake accounts.
So now she's blasting the guy onall these things. I'm kind of
like one of those sites. Youwere blasted on the Facebook
pages. It's like, yeah, who heis he is, or whatever the photo
shoot was.
Yeah, you know, I never did geta follow up.
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Well, I like I know. But I addedmy I added myself to it. But it
was the most like, feminists,stupid shit, like those women
that are in that group? Or whymen can't stand most women. Like
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they were disgusting. Absolutelydisgusting. Well, again, I'm
biased. So when I was readingsome of the comments that the
girls wanted to put on you, it'sreally hard for me to bite my
tongue. So I was like, I'm gonnatake my little Pitbull attitude
out and this page was gonna beugly.
Well, here's the funny thing iswhen my friend actually pinged
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me on this saying, Hey, yourphoto has gotten dropped into
this. What was it something likepeople or something about dating
this guy? We were dating thesame guy or something like
dating the same guy. But shewasn't even saying that. She
just said like, what yourprofile said? Karen, this
fucking Karen thought becauseshe didn't like what your
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profile said that she could godrop it somewhere else and talk
shit. That was fucked up. Right?
And I at least do it. Do it tagtag me in it ourselves, just so
I can have a chance to hit. ButI was reading all this shit. And
they're like, this dude is justa fucking what they say he's a
sex addict. He's a fucking sexon it. I was over that weekend.
I didn't even get that morning.
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I got up you went to work and Iwent to work with zero sex. The
fuck y'all talking about? Damn,I got from my business out there
like that. I didn't get six. Butthe funny will the screenshot
that I was sad morning. Thescreenshot that I was sent was
that that one chick saying that?
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Oh yeah, I went on a date withthis guy. And was touchy feely.
Um, it was like,he was super handy.
I don't even know who that chickwas. Like, I'll let you know if
I went on a date somebody butthat. I didn't know who that
was.
I mean, you are kind of handsyon dates, but so follow that.
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But for me anyways,she followed it up with but he
does look different. And all ofthese pictures and obviously
completely changed his profile,you stupid bitch. That means
that it's not the same profile.
He looks different. All thepictures are different. And all
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the words aredifferent. Yeah, yeah, that
fuck. It's like when I wentso annoyed. I was like, I can't
I can't be here. I can't behere. For so many people that
have an opinion about somebodythey never had an interaction
with. I can't stand and then Iwent back to one of my friends
and I'm like, venting to herabout how fucking stupid women
(58:46):
can be. Which is why most of myfriends are not women, because
they have weird ass ways ofthinking. And she's like, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, my niece was like,You need to get on those you
need to get in those pages. Sowhen you're meeting a guy you
can make sure that he's notfucking somebody else. I was
like, Y'all are fucking crazyand I can't even continue the
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conversation with you. So thereis somebody wants to fuck around
on me. That's your fuckingissue.
So listen, So that right thereis the prime example of some of
the bad shit with this digitalage dating right the information
that can be put out there andessentially ruin somebody's life
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Right? Yeah. And you have nofucking clue so you can have a
fucking women or guys orwhatever group you might get put
into like, she's a fuckinghorror. Don't take this bitch.
You know, that can really affectsomebody's life, you know? But
that's the digital age thatwe're in.
When I joined it, and then allthe like Robo messages I started
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gettingoh, what were the messages
there were Like, have you seenyour guys on this page? Have you
seen this? Have you seen that?
Your guys doing this, your guysdoing that? I'm like the frog.
Like, that's some. And and Ithink for a lot of women that go
on these pages, just because youmet up with the dude, doesn't
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mean you're dating, you probablyhaven't even had a conversation.
So a lot of these people, I feellike they're calling people out
on shit that they have no placeto call somebody out on. I don't
know, maybe I'm on some pagesand I got called out on some
shit. But unless I was like,blown your mind,
right? Now it's, uh, I mean thatthat right there is the one of
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the main pitfalls of you know,being careful date. And in this
digital world, you say you doone thing that, you know,
somebody doesn't like and nextthing you know, you're you're
being where they call it anoutsider. It's almost like cyber
bullying, right? But just youjust beat your, your, your,
your, what has happened to you,you don't even know. You're
(01:01:05):
gonna well.
It could have went one way orthe other for us, right? Because
we had literally just had aconversation about the dating
apps, like, Yeah, a few daysbefore, and then that shit
popped up.
And luckily, luckily, I actuallyhad a female friend that
happened to be in that group.
And she pinged me say, Hey, thisis what's happening. But I went
(01:01:25):
ahead and told them that youactually are dating someone and
it is this is not who you are.
So you know, obviously I've toldher I appreciate it. But yeah,
that was that was some bullshityou know, put me on a site for
for something I didn't even meetanybody but but but I can't help
(01:01:45):
it my what I put on my datingprofile apps, I just tried to
use it as being funny. It didn'thave big sizes or nothing. It
just said what I enjoy doingwhen I'm out with
like you like suffocation sex orlike sometimes I do a
balcony sex and you know, youknow, excitement or enjoyment or
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fun things are spontaneous shit,or whatever it
was. I can now many ways theywere too. They were vanilla.
So anyways, alright, so we'regonna go ahead and wrap things
up. Hopefully we got some pointsout there in regards to dating
in this digital world how it'sgot its pros. It's got its cons
(01:02:28):
you know, it's definitely hereto stay. We're not going back
anytime soon to the old schoolwhere folks just has to go to a
bar right and try to meetsomebody. And that's no fun
which I feel is a now is becomea missed art. Right? You get to
kind of sharpen your skills whenyou're out and about just to
see, you know, you know, weshould go out to a bar and just
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see if we still have some skillsjust to see if we can still run
some game right? Like, do Iguarantee it? They sell all
right, we'll have to see wellhow to meet Well, you're a
female it's easy.
My game in the last six monthsI'm lucky.
Oh, this girl you talking aboutmy damn you go. But again
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because you are female? Yeah,have you have kids? Yeah, have a
coochie so is going to be no manI run my game is the thing. Most
chicks don't run their game. Irun mine.
Okay, I think I think I want tosee you in this environment
then. So when we go to tennismaybe or when we go to Tennessee
(01:03:36):
next week, I want to see onlylike, sometimes you run your
game I want to see. Let me seehow aggressive you really are
approaching these guys. I wantto see. I want to see what game
you fuckingrunning game doesn't equal
aggressive. Hey, it's funnybecause I had this conversation
with my best friend. She waslike, I need you to tell me
exactly what you do. Like Idon't understand. And I was
(01:03:58):
like, well, it's difficult. Forone. I'm a female. Like, it's
not that difficult. I don't suckdick in a bar.
I mean, it can be done. Youcould go outside, go in the car,
whatever is nothing in front ofthe boat. But anyway, I'm never
(01:04:18):
just Stop, just stop. Anyways.
Alright, so do you have anythingbefore we close out on any thing
in regards to dating in thisdigital world, the effects of IT
pros and cons. Anything,just have advice. Okay? If
you're a guy, have somethinglike read their fucking profile,
(01:04:42):
pull from that and use yourpickup line from what they've
actually said. Like, bethoughtful. Be nice. Like, and
then go from there. But if westart with just a knock Wanna
get much or how you doing? Likemy my advice would be get off
(01:05:07):
the digital apps go to societygo to the bar go and socialize
go Yeah, exactly go and just bea normal human being person.
It's a localYeah, but I mean that's a chance
you take right just to just honeyour skills actually build your
(01:05:28):
social ability Don't be stuckbehind to be at the bar
you don't have to be at the barit can be a fucking target. It
can be don't go to Walmart. Justgo volunteer something right you
know just volunteering is greatbecause you know you already
have a common exactly go to thegym or whatever you can find
somebody that's working outwearing barely have any clothes.
(01:05:50):
Talk to that chick, that'sDo you ever talk to somebody at
the gym?
No, um, yes. Kind of sorta. Justjust just in passing, just like
hey, what's up? You know how youdoing? Not really, like, hey, I
want to take you on a date. Youwant to kiss dinner? No, but
more of just a friendly passingthis. You know, hey, how you
(01:06:11):
doing that type of stuff.
I can't run my game at the gym.
No shit. Most of the time. womenare bitches at the gym. So I
don't even attempt to even gothat route.
So we're not bitches. We'refocused.
Okay, tomato,tomahto. Whatever you want to
call you don't know you neverworked out with me?
Well, I tried. You did not youdeclined that what? Exactly. You
(01:06:31):
didn't want nobody, you know,interrupting your game. So.
Alright, guys, with that beingsaid, we're gonna go ahead and
wrap things up. Just a few housecalls here. Make sure you guys
go check out the whiskey anduncensored merch page, we still
have the three new launches thatare out there. We'll try to have
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new launches almost every othermonth or whatever on designs,
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Instagram at Whiskey anduncensored Facebook, whiskey and
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they're slowly creeping up butyou know, it could always use
more. As well as all of ouraffiliate partners on the show
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notes. So when you guys get achance when you're listening to
the podcast, go check them out.
You know, we got three sexshops, and three random stores,
barbell apparel, Fox Sports orfox racing, excuse me and meet
Andy. So check out what are youlooking for. There's all kinds
of deals. So with that beingsaid, enjoy your life. Drink
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your whiskey and route
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