Ep 144 / Trivia Showdown: Who's the ultimate chump?

Tonight's trivia showdown is all about testing our knowledge and having a blast as Dave, Johnny, and Squatch throw down in a battle of wits during our Stump A Chump trivia night. From whitetail deer to fishing knots, we dive into some wild and wacky questions that’ll keep you on your toes and maybe even make you chuckle. Who knew that foxes could be such tricky little predators? Spoiler alert: they can! We’ll also throw in a few unexpected twists that keep the banter lively and the competition fierce. So grab your favorite snack, settle in, and get ready to join the fun as we see who can outsmart the others and claim trivia night bragging rights!

The episode is packed with laughter and friendly competition as Dave, Johnny, and Squatch go head-to-head in a lively trivia night. Each question brings out their banter, with witty remarks flying back and forth, showcasing not just their knowledge about whitetail deer but also their camaraderie. The trivia covers an array of topics related to hunting and fishing, including fascinating facts about deer behavior, the best fishing practices, and even some quirky trivia about outdoor activities. For instance, did you know that white-tailed deer can eat mushrooms that are poisonous to humans? The guys dive into these questions with a mix of seriousness and humor, making it an entertaining listen for anyone who enjoys the outdoors. The episode not only highlights their competitive spirits but also their genuine appreciation for nature and the hunting community. As they tally up the scores, listeners can feel the excitement and anticipation of who will come out on top, while also learning a thing or two about wildlife along the way.

Takeaways:

• Trivia night brought a competitive spirit to the podcast, showcasing Dave, Johnny, and Squatch's knowledge on various topics.
• The camaraderie and banter among the hosts added a fun twist to the trivia questions, making it an engaging episode.
• Listeners learned some surprising facts about white-tailed deer, including their unique feeding habits and interactions with predators.
• The episode highlighted the importance of appreciation for military and public service members, adding a heartfelt touch to the trivia night.
• Expect more trivia nights in the future, focusing on wildlife and conservation topics, promising even more fun and learning.
• The playful teasing and jokes about personal lives and relationships made the atmosphere light and enjoyable throughout the episode.

Links referenced in this episode:

• www.whitetailadvantage.com

Episode Transcript

(00:02):
Welcome to the WhitetailAdvantage podcast with.
Your host, Brett Bovin.
Thank you for tuning in andenjoy the show.
What is up, everyone?
I'm your host, Brett Bovin andwelcome to the electronic campfire.

(00:25):
You know what, we all know thespiel one politically correct.
Put your corn in the slot machine.
But I do also want to saythank you to all the men and women
in the military and thank youfor your service.
And thank you to all the menand women in police, firefighters,
corrections officers, everyonein public service.
I want to say thank you foryour service.
Now that being said, I'm justget off here and we're going to bring

(00:47):
everybody in because tonightis trivia night.
Didn't get a guest on for ourstate tonight from Canada, so we
turned it into trivia night.
What is up, fellas?
What is up everyone?
Hello.
Hello.
So we're coming at you livefrom three different states tonight.
It's pretty cool.

(01:08):
Yeah, yeah.
Michigan, South Carolina andSP in New York.
Yeah, man.
Four different counties allover the place.
Yeah, we are all over.
There's a bunch of breads outhere though, man.
I've seen a bunch of people dolphin.
Really?
Oh, man, they're everywhereout here.
You are to to just go and havea talk with them tomorrow.

(01:29):
I was.
I was making fun of everysingle one.
Yeah, it's that time of yearthough, dude.
I would come up.
Are you Brett Boven?
I do.
God, no.
They're like.
They're like, hey.
You know a buddy of mine is Brett.
Yeah, they're probably like.
Where are you from?
Michigan.
Do you know Brett Bovin?

(01:49):
Oh, yes.
He's that.
Yes.
Yeah.
Good old brat.
Well, this time of year thereis a lot of Michigan people down
here.
Sorry.
Yeah, pretty funny.
Yeah, good point.
My grandparents are bird.
What are they called?
Bird?
Snowbirds.
Snowbirds.
Yeah.
My grandparents are those.
Yeah, my dad and stepmom are too.
They go down to Florida assoon as it gets cold.

(02:12):
Does your mom happen to be asnowbird, Brett?
So I'm down here.
No, she's just a freakingstraight up hottie.
I gotta meet Mrs.
Bovin, man.
All right.
She gets my Squatch up.
Next topic.
Damn it.
Get your motor running there, Squatch.

(02:33):
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I might.
She's so hot.
I might have to throw on there.
Oh yeah.
Oh God.
Oh yeah.
The 1984 terminators.
Oh yeah.
What is up, Bitterroot?
Michael is asking where inSouth Carolina.

(02:55):
South Carmen, are you in.
Johnny?
I am in Myrtle Beach.
Oh my God.
You gave your destination away.
Yeah, dude.
I've been walking around withwhitetail advantage shirts on, seeing
if anyone, you know.
Nobody has a clue who we are, man.
This guy's like, yeah, they'rejust lost.
Or like, he's got an advantageof white tails.

(03:16):
Yeah.
Yeah.
You didn't figure out with allthe gaps kid shirts on that you were
probably out of place?
Oh, dude, no.
My first year down here, I wasout of place, man.
Apparently, you're only 30minutes away from one of his friends.
That's a lie, Michael.
You don't have any friends, Michael.
Yeah.
Next question.
Johnny's gonna be is how oldis she and how.

(03:37):
And how far away?
Yeah.
Don't tell Johnny.
You got anything in the street.
All right.
It's trivia night.
It is.
Yeah.
Another question.
We had a guest on.
No, sadly, we couldn't bookanybody for Newfoundland.
I think that's who we'recovering tonight.

(03:58):
Canadian dress, and they'relike, I could.
Have drew on in the skies andpretended I was from Newfoundland.
You could have.
Next time.
Yeah, I want to go there.
I want to go caribou hunting there.
They stopped it.
They don't have it there in Newfoundland.
They don't.
Yeah, they stopped it.
There's no more there.
My buddy used to go.
We were.
We were supposed to go aboutmaybe 15 years ago, and something

(04:21):
happened, and I was like, hey,you guys gonna go?
They stopped it inNewfoundland because of the.
The population.
Migration of the caribou, I guess.
I don't know.
Huh.
Because that was, like, the.
The place to go.
Yeah, me and Dan were gonna go.
God, this is.
This is long.
This is 20.
Yeah, it was popular.
Like 15.
Yeah.
All right.
Brett's gonna cry up there ifwe don't get started.

(04:44):
All right.
I want to play trivia.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
It's trivia night.
Don't make me get upset.
Baby talking.
Yeah.
All that stupid hunting and.
You guys, stop talking about my.
Don't.
I'm talking about my mother.
Mom.
My sweet mother.
Don't talk.

(05:05):
Yeah.
I hope you're my.
I'm telling you, Mrs.
Bowman, I seen that picture.
You.
I'm in love.
I mean, if I was single, Iwasn't married going on 27 years,
I'd be beating the door downthere in Michigan.
She is a straight up hot.
Straight up hottie.
Well, thank you.
All right.

(05:26):
All right.
You guys got your papers?
I got my.
I've got my papers.
We need paper.
See, my paper's blank.
This idiot's got crayons.
Okay, that's Smart.
Well, I got an ink pen.
Come on, Dave, use your shirt.
Be a man.
Yeah, you always send us be aman videos.

(05:46):
Yeah, I can't believe.
Didn't we talk about this thelast time?
Well, he wasn't on.
He wasn't on, so he don't remember.
He was.
He was setting up the cheat.
That's what he was doing.
All right, let's see if I getthis all around here.
All right.
Hey, we moved.
Now it's at a totem pole.

(06:08):
Oh, how would you like to playwith yourself?
We all know you'd like to.
That's.
That's just a bad habit.
What are you gonna do?
What the hell kind of Squatchscreen is that?
There we go.
Oh, I clicked the wrong one.
Oh, Dave, did you happen tofind a writing utensil and some paper?
Yes, I did.

(06:34):
And you know, in honor ofbeing in South Carolina where all
the marines are.
Paper and a crayons.
There you go.
Dave, this one's for your son.
I'll say, go stop by and pickhim up.
My mom texted me.
Oh my God.

(06:58):
Oh, wait, wait.
She texted me too.
She said, that guy is crazy onyour show.
Lol for sure.
Make a 60 year old lady feel good.
Smiley face.
Oh, there now.
There, that feels better.
That's great.
All right, let's get this rolling.

(07:21):
Hey, Brett, just so I know,how many questions is there?
There's 25.
All right, I'm gonna jot downlike 1, 2, 3.
You know, 25 on here so I canput the answer next to each one.
Yeah, hold on.
I gotta do like Frank andcheck my Google.
Yeah.
All right, Google's live.
You're gonna turn the mute offand then ask you.

(07:42):
Hey, Siri.
Yeah, hold on.
Where's the ball of deer'sballs located on his chin?
Here's testicles are locatedapproximately 35 degrees from its
left forehead.
And what is smaller, an elk ora deer?

(08:03):
I'll say a chicken.
All right, are we all ready?
Yeah, let's do this.
I'm.
I'm sort of ready, but I'mstill thinking about Mrs.
Spoon.
Yeah, let me know when you're ready.
Squatch, She's.
So tell her to stop textingyou because we're working on this.
No, no, that's later.
That's later.
Okay, I'm ready.

(08:23):
All right, question one.
What is another name for awhite tailed deer?
A, American deer, B, NorthAmerican deer, C, Pennsylvania deer,
or D, Virginia deer?
I remember this too.
Yeah, I was gonna say goose.

(08:46):
No.
All right, I remember becausethere's two separate.
Because technically theymigrated from two different areas.
If I remember right.
We need a countdown here.
I'm just gonna say this.
D or C or E?
All the above.

(09:07):
Let me know when you guys gotyour answers.
All right, I have my answerwritten down.
Yeah, I'm all set.
It is here.
All right.
The correct answer is Johnny'sgot B.
I got B.
I got B.
So you all have B.
North American deer.
Is that the correct answer?
Just tell us.

(09:30):
I knew it.
Almost said Pennsylvania.
I was gonna write the Virginia deer.
I was gonna.
And I said, well, I'll go withNorth American deer.
Explanation.
I cannot say this Italian name.
Virginia Nalius.
All I see is.

(09:51):
Is virgin anus.
I don't see one of those in Brett.
Question 2.
What is unique about amelanistic white tailed deer?
Oh, I know this one.
The A, they cannot breed.
B, they have no teeth.

(10:11):
C, they have black fur.
Or D, they are usually large.
What do you have there?
D.
C.
Yes, C.
Johnny, I got.
C.
Yeah, I think that's the black deer.
Yep.
Yeah, that's what you got.
Yeah.
They're mostly found indowntown Detroit.
Yeah.
And Grand Rapids or Kalamazooor in Brett's area.

(10:35):
Back to Brett's cruiser.
The overproduction of a darkpigment called melanin is.
Is the cause of their black oftheir dark fur.
These deer are very rare.
There are more melanistic deerin central Texas than the rest of
the world combined.
Now, Squatch, do you have anySeneca deer down there?

(10:59):
Seneca deer?
Yeah.
Have you ever heard of those?
No, I don't know what they are.
A Seneca deer out of Senate inNew York.
And they're white, but they'renot albino.
Oh, there's a.
There's one that they alwaystake pictures of up there.
I've heard of it.
Yep.
It's got a certain nickname orsomething they call it too, but I

(11:19):
forgot what the hell the nameof it is.
Yeah, we have.
We have a couple Seneca uphere, but not a whole lot.
Okay.
Call them cracker deer.
Yo, Cracker.
Next, which of the followingis a common method for attracting.
Attracting fish to baited hooks?
Hand grenades.

(11:40):
Wait, wait, wait.
Masturbating.
Is that down there?
No.
Is it A trolling, B casting, Cchumming, or D jigging?
I have my answer be.
Oh, I'm getting jitty with it.
I have my answer.
I got.
I got D.
Johnny's got C.

(12:00):
I got C.
Johnny and Squatch fc.
Dave has D for dick.
Correct answer is Steve's Chumming.
Yes.
Squatch and Johnny.
All right.
Not only are we smart, butwe're good looking too, for wit.
Well, you are.

(12:21):
Well, squatches, the other twoguys aren't.
For which outdoor activitywould you need a sinker, gaff and
rod?
A, angling, B, hill walking,C, climbing or D, kayaking?
Hey, squatch, you might wantto take your new stepson out, do
some of that.

(12:46):
I don't know what the hell you do.
Johnny's got a.
Squatch has a.
And Dave's got a as well.
Correct answer is A.
You guys, some points here.
Explanation.
A sinker is a weight used tosink to the sink, the fishing line
and bait.
A gaff is a pole with a sharphook used to land and lift the fish.

(13:07):
And a rod is the mainequipment used to catch a fish.
Hill walking and climbing andkayaking do not require these specific
tools and equipment associatedwith fishing.
Yeah.
Oh, I have hill walked with adap before.
Dude, big shout out.
We.
I brought.
I'm bringing back anotherbottle of this, but it's ginger infused

(13:29):
bourbon.
Oh, I'm bringing tippy towelfor our trip down.
I had four.
I had four.
That's four.
That was good.
Brad just wrote this question, brother.
It's gonna be easier for youthat way.

(13:50):
I got a bad feeling they'reall gonna be dosed.
In what state is the whitetailmost abundant?
Is it A, Texas?
B, Iowa.
C, Montana.
D, Pennsylvania.
I know Pennsylvania has themost hunters.
Yeah.
Damn it.

(14:12):
I have my answer.
Biden handed lots of gaffs.
I bet he did lots of sleepingpills too.
Man, I'm gonna guess Texasjust because of the size.
Yeah, but sizes andeverything, that's how you.
That's not what she said.

(14:33):
You guys ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
D for Johnny.
I had a.
Squatch, what do you have?
I got D.
I know they have the most hunters.
I just don't know if they havethe most deer.
Squatch and Johnny have D.
Dave has a.
Correct answer is a.
Texas.

(14:53):
We just wanted to get Daveback up to our level.
Yeah.
Thanks, guys.
You guys felt bad for him.
And I didn't need typical.
There are three to fourmillion whitetail deer in Texas.
Damn.
Yeah, but yeah, it takes likefour of them equal one of ours.
So.
You know what?
You know what Gunnery sergeantHartman said?
Only steers and queers comefrom Texas boy.

(15:17):
To me.
Wait.
Oh, heart.
Yeah.
I was thinking Johnny Sergeant highway.
No gurney.
Sergeant Hartman was in fullmetal jacket, who was also lee r
Army.
I was thinking of oh man.
With Clint Eastwood.
Oh, that's hamburger hill.
Hamburger hill.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
It's heartbreak ridge.
Yeah, well, they were onhamburger hill, Weren't they?

(15:40):
In that Heartbreak ridge?
No, they were in panama.
All right, let's continue onwith jeopardy.
With brett bovin.
Welcome back, brat.
Welcome back.
You know, bum covers for athousand l.
Yes.
Which is the highest class ofriver where rafting is almost impossible?
Oh, I noticed.
Say A, Class 6, B, Class 5, C,Class 4, or D, Class 3?

(16:07):
Almost thinking this one's backwards.
I'm gonna say d.
Yep.
I'm gonna say so.
D.
I'm saying b as in bob.
So johnny and dave have d.
Squatch has b.
Correct answer is a Class 6.

(16:28):
So they didn't go in reverse.
Class 6 is the highest classof a river where rafting is almost
impossible.
This class representsextremely difficult and dangerous
rapids with high waves, narrowpassages, and turbulent water.
Rafting in Class 6 riversrequires expert skills, experience
and specialized equipment.
The difficulty level and riskinvolved in Class 5 rapids make it

(16:51):
nearly impossible for regularrafting activities.
6.
See, Johnny, that's whathappens when we start to do a dissect
and think too hard.
I know.
Well, like six, of course it'sthe highest number.
That would make sense, butthat's got to be too easy.
I just remember hearingsomething about a Class 5 river,
and I was like, well, maybethey don't have a class six.
Maybe just.
Yeah, that was the other one.
I was like, yeah, maybe thereisn't one.

(17:12):
You ever watch without apaddle, that movie?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I, I, I.
What do you do?
I rapped it.
A class nine or some like that.
When they were laying buttnaked next to each other in a cave.
Yeah.
What you say?
Oh, I thought you said I got paddled.
I was like, yeah, I've seenthat movie before.
Yeah.

(17:33):
What is a running buck doing?
Oh, he's playing lotto.
That's the question I've been asking.
A, looking for food.
B, attempting to breed.
C, hurting for protection frompredators, Or D, shedding his antlers?
I'm ready.
I got the b.

(17:53):
Yeah, it is.
Correct answer is yes.
Tempting to breed.
If you didn't get that right,you, need to step out of the show.
No kidding.
It's almost like it's an elk.
Smaller than a whitetail.
Yeah.
It all depends on where you're at.
I mean, you might be doingsteroids, so how the do you know?

(18:14):
Right.
Go.
Next.
Which of the following is nota common fishing knot?
Oh, A, A clinch knot, B,overhand knot.
C, Palomore Knot or b?
D?
A bowline knot.
I've heard two.
Heard of two of them.
Excuse me.
I have my answer.

(18:36):
I'd like to show you whenyou're ready.
Johnny's got B.
Got B.
No, it's not that.
It's not that.
It's D.
Squatch has D.
A bull line you're not goingto use in fishing.
I said D.
Sorry.
So Squatch and Dave FDJohnny's got B.

(18:57):
Just because I know Bolin.
We would use them all the timein the army.
Correct answer is D.
Ha.
I got D.
Bo line.
Not.
Yes, you do.
I got D all the time.
Oh, no.
You do?
Yeah.
Your grinder account.
I give in my.
If you guys tune into mygrinder account, you can see.

(19:23):
In which part of the world.
Next question.
In which part of the world ishunting referred to as the car?
The A, China.
B, England.
C, Bolivia.
Or D.
India.
Johnny's got D.
I say D as.

(19:43):
In like the D.
Yeah, the big D.
I said D.2 is the big D.
Everyone's got D.
I mean, shakar doesn't soundChinese, Bolivian, or from England.
Oh, yes.
India.
I told you when I killed thisslurpee machine.
It's called yes in India.
Yes, we slaughtered the camels.

(20:03):
Today, camel killer hunting isreferred to.
As shakar in India.
The term shakar is commonlyused in India to describe the activity
of hunting wildlife.
It is deeply rooted in thecountry's culture heritage and has
been practiced for centuries.
Hunting or shakar is oftenassociated with the royal.

(20:24):
The royal in.
Yeah, that word.
History of India, where it wasconsidered a sport for the elite.
Today, while hunting isregulated and restricted in India,
the term shakar continues tobe used to refer to the act of hunting
in the country.
Interesting.
What is there to hunt in India?

(20:45):
Camels.
No, no, no, no.
I hunt your sister.
I don't know.
What.
What is there in India?
Takar.
The goats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They have a lot of goats.
I don't.
I think they have a type ofdeer, too.
They hunt for gas stationshere that they can buy.

(21:06):
And.
That'S racist.
No, it's not.
It's the truth.
It's true.
Nothing racist about it.
I.
I love.
Look, and you got to be morespecific because there's Indians
with dots and there's Indianswith feathers.
Like me.

(21:26):
Not feather.
Okay?
They're just.
Dude, the feathers on thecasinos around here.
That's right.
Okay, very good.
Next question.
Which.
The following is a populargame fish known for its fighting
ability?
Probably a small Mike Tyson fish.
Did I give everyone the points.
Yeah.

(21:47):
So we're all correct then, right?
I think so, yeah.
I said B.
Which of the following is apopular game fish known for its fighting
ability?
Is it A carp, B.
Bass, d bluegill, or D.
Catfish?
Dave has B.
Ah, that's a rough one, man.
Johnny's got B.

(22:08):
Smallmouth.
That's what I was going by.
Because smallmouth are fightgame fish.
Well, I would say B alsobecause bass is a game fish.
Catfish fight really good, but they're.
They're more of an eating fish.
So I.
Yeah, I'm going with B now.
Do you eat bass?
Yeah.
Dancer is B.
Bass.
Yeah, you can cook.
Bastard.

(22:28):
I don't really like.
I throw them back because alot of the places I catch bass, they're
like polluted old farm ponds.
But up in the reservoir,there's beautiful smallmouth up there.
Yeah.
We got monster.
Monster large mouth up in mydad's little private lake.
No, Michael.
Michael, it's not blue gill,you freaking kid from Long Island.
Jesus.
Go fishing once in a while.
No, I'd rather eat blue dealthan anything.

(22:48):
Yeah.
No, but not known for fighting.
No.
They'Re known for being eatena lot.
You're not.
You're not supposed to knowwhat that word means, Michael.
You're only 14.
Michael.
Comments?
These guys are horn.
Guys are horny.
Shame on you.

(23:09):
Go to your room.
Next question.
What is the term for the actof casting a fishing line into the
water?
I thought it was casting.
I mean, it tells you the answer.
Is it A, trolling, B, reeling,C, casting, or D, learning?

(23:30):
I'm gonna go for C.
Who came.
Up with this question?
Rhett's like, these are reallyhard questions, guys.
Some are layup questions.
Okay.
Yeah, some of them arechallenging, but these are.
I think they're just ingeneral, for people that maybe don't
know, like, we know.
I.
I went all over the web.
Yeah.
All over the place.

(23:51):
It should be one of the.
The answers should be angling.
It would be the correct answerfor casting.
You're.
When you're casting, you'reangling because your line is at an
angle going into the water.
Correct.
Bastards.
Okay, good.
We got that one right.
Give me my points.
Bovin, your points.
That's why they call themanglers and not casters.

(24:12):
The people, when they call himan analer.
A quick score check.
Squatch is at 700.
Dave's at 700, Johnny is at 600.
Johnny, you suck.
Yeah.
One question behind you.
Turn it in, Johnny.
You got no chance.
Yeah, we're gonna throw youthrough a picnic table.

(24:33):
Just quit.
Yeah, just quit.
You suck.
It's okay, Johnny.
I still love you.
No matter how ugly you are, Istill love you.
I love you, too, Johnny.
Don't make fun of Freddy Krueger.
Leave him alone.
He does look like Freddy Krueger.
He does.
Take your hat off, Johnny.
Do the Freddy Krueger.

(24:59):
He could come out.
He could come out singingDream warriors from docket.
Man, with that haircut.
Holy.
Are you kidding me?
The same thing.
What is the term.
What is the term for anartificial fly used in fly fishing?
I don't know.
A jig.
I'm gonna go with B or D.
Bait.

(25:21):
I'm gonna say B and B.
Oh.
I thought A was pig.
Like, I'm going A.
Correct answer is B.
Fly.
These.
What the hell?
These must be like hunting andfishing questions for dummies.
So Brett set them up for us.
I went.

(25:41):
Like I said, I scoured everywhere.
I.
I got a bunch of questionsfrom every different places.
That's all right.
It's.
It's.
Well, some people don't know alot about fishing.
You know, it's fun.
Yeah.
We fish.
There's gonna.
There's.
I think we have two moretrivia nights lined up for the rest
of the year.
I think we might squeeze inone or two more, but there's a lot.
There's other ones involvedwhere there's wildlife and conservation

(26:02):
type questions as well.
You tell them, root beer.
As long as there's no rulesand regulations, we should be okay.
Yeah, I thought.
Better.
I thought these questions weresupposed to be hard, Brett.
Hey, shut up.
Better.
You're ruining it for us.
Questions in here.
Yes, I said some are going tobe layout, but some are going to
be.
Make you think.
These are really hard, but the answers.

(26:24):
Oh, this one's gonna kill me.
What is the shape of a teepee tent?
I thought it said tippy.
What's the tape of a Tippy bottle?
It's a pyramid.
B oval.
C cubicle.
Or D.
Conical.
Well, that's kind of upbecause it could be.

(26:47):
It could be.
Technically, it could be A or D.
Yeah, well, it's probably.
Conical is the same thing, buta circle, like a teepee in a pyramid,
has got four sides.
I'm gonna say D.
I'm saying D.
Yeah.
The big D.
The big D.
Give.
It the big D.

(27:07):
Dave, do you.
Have D as well?
Yes, sir.
Pyramid has right angles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Correct answer is.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah, because we don't havesquare size.
Oh, wait, wait.
Let him give the explanation.
Jesus.
So there's some NativeAmerican tent that's.
Shaped like a cone.
Now, not to be confused withthe other Indians who go, no, no,

(27:28):
no, no.
Okay, Chief.
Hi, Penis.
A TP tent is a traditionalNative American tent that is shaped
like a cone or a pyramid ismade by stretching.
Let me finish the explanation.
Up.
Now I know what Johnny's gonna say.
It says cone or pyramid.
New things.

(27:49):
It is made by stretchinganimal hides or fabric over a framework
or wooden poles with a smokepole at the top.
The conical shape allows forstability and efficient airflow,
making it suitable for variousweather conditions.
So in theory, if you saidpyramid, you wouldn't have been wrong.
No, you.
You really couldn't know.
But they.

(28:09):
That that's what they wentwith because most of them are.
Are in a circle.
But.
So I gave everyone their points.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ithink so.
Next question.
What is a term for the processof attracting fish to a specific
location used using bait or food?
A, luring, B, trolling, C,baiting, or D, chumming.

(28:32):
I know this one, Beavis.
Yeah, it's the same as theother one.
It's like the same as the lastfour questions.
Yeah, I said thank you, D, D.
And D.
See, that's where I had.
A problem with the first one,because it said the process for attracting
to a baited hook.
See, it's already baited, sothe way you attract them is by jigging.

(28:53):
You don't chum the watersafter you already have a baited hook.
Look, you only got the grade10, so don't worry about it.
It's all right.
So you have a problem with theway the questions were worded, Dave.
Oh, so I had the same issuewhen I was on another trivia night.
Because technically, it's jigging.
You already have a baitedhook, so you're not chumming the
water after you already have abaited hook.

(29:14):
You're jigging.
Now you are.
Yeah, well, now you are.
Yeah.
This actually is chummy.
Or when you get sick fromdrinking too much on the boat.
And yeah, that's chumming, too.
I did that in Mexico.
Drink too many Dos Equis onthe the marlin fishing trip.
Next, which of the followingis a popular fishing knot used to

(29:36):
tie the fishing line to the hook?
Is it A, an improved clinchknot, B, a Windsor knot, C, square
knot, or D, slip knot?
Beavis.
This is the one I use, so Ihope it's the.
There's this one, Beavis.
Yeah, I use A.

(29:57):
That's damn right.
So Dave and them have a.
So everyone's got a.
Yep.
Is a improved clinch knot.
And that's also known as thetrilene knot.
I should get extra points for that.
Yeah, I knew the name of it.
Right.
Give me an extra 10 points.

(30:17):
Give them negative five.
It was in your mother's handwriting.
In what state is the whitetailnot the state animal?
What is it?

(30:37):
A, New Hampshire, B,Pennsylvania, C, Virginia, or D,
South Carolina.
They all have.
Is that.
That's their state.
I don't understand this question.
This is not making sense.
Oh, not.
Not.
Yeah, I'm gonna say D becausenobody hunts South Carolina for dear.
Yeah, no, it's D.

(30:58):
Yeah.
D.
That's where I'm at right now.
The big D.
So everyone's got D.
You know, it's not.
There's.
You know, they say in.
When you're taking a test,there's no talking or sharing of
clues or anything like that.
Who's doing that?
Nobody.
Correct answer is C, Virginia.

(31:20):
We talked about this, how theywere referred to as the Virginia
deer.
Yeah.
So I figured that would betheir state deer.
That's a gay question.
In what state is the whitetailnot the state animal?
The whitetail is also thestate animal of Arkansas, Illinois,
Mississippi, Ohio, Michigan,and Wisconsin.
All right.
Yeah.

(31:40):
Michigan.
You knew that.
No, you didn't, dude.
So nobody got that right.
We ain't for deer in Michigan.
I'm still standing by my answer.
Me, too.
Which the following is not acommon fish species found in saltwater.
Oh, here we go.
Shark.
Shark.
That's kind of stupid, buttechnically they're wrong, because

(32:02):
there is.
Is it A, trout?
I know, B, snapper, C, marlin.
Or D, tuna.
It should say fresh water trout.
It should say fresh water trout.
It's.
It's A, because there is ocean trout.
So everyone's got a.
Yeah, like.
Yeah, but that's.
That's not written, right.

(32:23):
No.
Yeah, there is, technically.
Trout in the ocean.
Neither was the teepeequestion right.
TP for my bungle.
Are you threatening me?
I am the great corn hoodie.
Oh.
Next.
Oh, God.
The Hollywood movie VerticalLimit begins with which outdoor activity?

(32:49):
I'm gonna just guess.
Rock climbing, but Brokeback mountain.
A, mountain biking.
C, caving.
C, B, caving.
C, climbing.
Or D, canoe.
I'm not a movie guy, man.
I'm not a movie guy.
I'm.
Everyone's got C, climbing.
Pedro's answer.
Yeah, it's about climbing, butthat doesn't mean that's how the

(33:11):
movie Started right.
Oh, good.
I got climbing.
I went with Pedro's answer.
C.
C.
Buos nachos.
Oh, yeah.
The movie vertical limitstarts with a scene showing climbers
ascending a treacherousmountain peak.
This opening scene sets thetone for the rest of the movie, which
revolves around a group ofclimbers attempting to rescue their

(33:31):
trapped companions on the same mountain.
Oh, that was the one withrocky in it, wasn't it?
No, you're thinking that hadCasper van Dan in it, I think.
What's that?
Oh, man.
Wait, you're thinking of.
You're thinking of the onewhere he.
His wife.
Clif hanger.
He dropped.
Yeah.
Cliffhanger.
Yeah, Y.
That's the one.
I got one of those right now.

(33:53):
Oh, yeah.
No, that's called dalberry.
What type of fish is known asthe king of fish?
That's kind of a little under shark.
B, Marlin.
C Salmon.
Or D.
Tuna.
Marlin.
Johnny's got B.
Marlin.
I'm gonna.

(34:13):
I'm gonna go with marlin.
Also B.
Squatch has B.
Marlin.
B.
Dave is contemplating right now.
Come on, Dave.
Stop spanking it.
Do we like the music?
What music?
There's no music.
I'm gonna say B, but I thinkit could be C.
As far as king salmon.

(34:35):
The blue marlin.
What was your answer there, Dave?
I said B, but I think it's C.
Dave said C.
Yeah, because king.
King salmon.
So everyone has seek salmon.
No, I got B.
I got B to marlin.
We went B, but I think it's.
So Johnny has B.

(34:55):
Squatch has b.
And I have B.
And you have B.
So everyone's got B.
I'm changing it.
To C.
I'm changing it to C.
Too late.
I'll let you do it because Ihaven't revealed the answer yet.
I think it's C.
Just before the referral ofking of the fish with king salmon.
So do you want C then, Dave?
Yes, I do.

(35:16):
It's C salmon.
Oh, you got it right.
We got right.
King salmon.
Or the like the sought afterfish everybody goes thousands of
miles to go fishing for.
Yeah, I was thinking it wasmore taken for granted.
It's alternative.
Which is an alternative termfor backpacking.

(35:37):
Oh, backpacking.
A backing B.
Trudging.
A.
C tramping.
Or D kayaking.
Jesus Christ.
I know two of them.
What I think it is?
Could be.
Yeah.
Trudging through the woods.
I'm gonna say B.
I'm gonna say.

(35:58):
C.
B.
Johnny's got C.
Squatches.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
Yeah, I'm Gonna go with B.
All right.
Go with B.
Yeah.
So we have.
It's probably A because itlooks stupid.
What was.
So Johnny had what?
C, C.

(36:18):
So C, B and B.
Yeah.
Correct answer is C.
Johnny.
Johnny.
Got it.
Yeah.
Johnny's now tied with Squatchat 1200.
He's in the lead at 13.
Tramping refers to theactivity of hiking or walking in
the wilderness while carryinga backpack.
Similar to backpacking.
Okay.
It involves exploring naturalenvironments, often for an extended

(36:40):
period of time, and relying onself sufficiency in camping along
the way.
Tramping and backpacking.
Backpacking are essentiallysynonymous terms used in different
regions, with tramping beingmore commonly used in New Zealand
and parts of Australia.
And all this time I thoughttramping means you were A.
Have you ever seen that movie?

(37:01):
In the movie or read the book there?
Into the Wild?
I read that.
Yeah.
A long time ago.
Alexander Super Tramp.
Oh, really?
I was thinking of the guy thatdid the movie where he moved to Alaska
and lived there.
That was him.
Yeah.
I got the dvd.
Oh, dude, the book is so much better.
The book was great.
Yeah.

(37:21):
Where he documented it himself.
Yeah, that was.
That dude was.
That dude is a beast.
Wow.
Next, white tailed deer.
I believe this is gonna be thelast question.
Okay.
White tailed deer can feed onsome mushrooms poisonous to humans.
True, true.
Or B, false?
A.
I'm going A.

(37:42):
It's A.
Yeah, I go A.
Everyone's got a correct answer.
Is A, true.
I actually, actually readsomething about that about a month
ago when they were talkingabout edible mushrooms.
And they can also eat sumac.
Sumac.
So you can drink sumac.
You can make lemonade out of it.

(38:03):
Not the poisonous kind.
I don't do that.
Yeah, there's something.
Oh, that's not the last question.
I'm sorry.
There was 25.
We're at 22 now, right?
Is this question 22?
Yeah.
Okay, so after this, when wehave three questions left.
Yeah, this is 22.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Holy.
We skipped them.
What is the term for protective.
Protective covering on afish's body?

(38:25):
Clues.
A, fins, B, gills.
C, scales.
Or D, barbells.
I'm going to say the C, C.
And C.
Correct answer is.
Oh, it's barbells.
C scales.
Actually, they're wrong.
It's the slime that'sprotective on a fish's body.

(38:47):
On a lot of the fish it is the slime.
Like catfish and eel.
Squatch.
Another 10 points.
Thank you.
Put it up there.
Yes.
No, they're negative five.
Three questions left.
And when the score is right now.
Squatch at 14, Dave at 15,Johnny at 14.
Last one of the last three questions.
Which is not a component of a canoe.

(39:10):
A, steering.
B, paddle.
C, hall or D, Orlock.
I'm gonna say A.
I'm going.
I'm gonna go with the.
There's no steering on a canoe.
You steer with the freaking bores.
Unless you got an outboard onyour canoe.

(39:30):
Yeah, but it's not part of thecanoe, though.
Johnny's got a squatch.
A.
Yep.
Same.
So everyone's got a Yep.
YMC.
Okay.
Correct answer is a.
Steering.
Yes.
Still hanging in there.
Canoes are typically propelledusing paddles or oars.

(39:51):
Excuse me.
But they do not have asteering mechanism like a rudder
or a steering wheel.
The hull is the main body ofthe canoe.
And the oarlock is the devicethat holds the oar in place.
However, steering is notnecessary in a canoe as the paddler
cannot control the directionby paddling on one side or the other.
You are correct, Johnny.

(40:12):
Yes.
You two questions left it toanyone's ball game.
Really?
Bring it.
Which the following is not.
A freshwater fish.
An eagle.
I was gonna say wombat.
A marlin.
Oh, my God.
B, trout.
Come on.
C, catfish.
Or D, salmon.
No, it's not a freshwater fish.

(40:34):
I'm gonna say a fresh water fish.
I'm going with a.
I'm not even.
Gonna waste the writing onthis paper.
You know what?
There is.
There has been known to be afreshwater marlin.
That's when I dropped in the water.
Even though trout and salmondo live in the ocean.
That's correct answer is.
But, hey, never mind.
Go ahead.
Hey, you know what we're gonnasay, Dave?

(40:54):
No, I'm just.
I can't give the answer away.
So just go.
Hey, hey, Marlon.
Yes.
Yes.
Marlin's the only one thatcan't survive in fresh water.
Yeah.
You know why?
Because they got small PPs.
That's correct, Johnny.
I'll take 10 points.
Going into the last question,Squatch is at 1600, Dave at 1700,

(41:18):
Johnny at 1600.
I just want to bet Squatchgets this one right, Dave, you and
I lose this one.
And Brett has a new stepdad.
That's right.
He's gonna have a new stepdadwhether he likes it or not.
Brett's gonna have to managethe squatches grinding with a squatch

(41:38):
account.
Now, Brett's gonna come on onSunday with the squash.
Squatch is gonna come homefrom work.
Son, did you get any more taxfrom my grindr account?
Last question.
Squatch and John, you need toget this correct to tie.
Dave.
Yeah.
Which of the following is nota predator of the whitetail?

(42:01):
A, wolves, B, foxes, C,jaguars, or D American alligators?
C.
Yeah.
Which the following is not apredator of the whitetail?
A, wolves, B, foxes, C,jaguars, or D American alligators?
I got the tea for the littlekitty cat.

(42:23):
Thank you.
So.
Yeah, yep, same here.
Everybody says C and B, Pedro.
Everyone's got C.
Yep.
Okay.
Correct answer is B.
Foxes.
Nobody.
Oh, what the piss.
That's.
Other common predators arebears, bobcats and coyotes.

(42:45):
That's not true.
No, that's not true.
Foxes eat fawns.
I got of it.
I was gonna say I've seen it before.
There's no jaguars in NorthAmerica, you ass clowns.
There is in Florida.
In Florida they call themjaguars, but.
They call them pumas.
Yeah.
Black panthers or what theycall them.

(43:06):
I'm protesting.
Yeah, that's BS Protesting.
I'm under protest.
That's a question.
Because I've seen foxes killed.
Kill fawns.
So pictures.
I got pictures of it.
Yeah, I've seen it too.
Tell this over educatedcollege piece of.
Who wrote this up?
Yeah, they're wrong.
Tell me how you really feel, squad.

(43:27):
Go back to get your Ph.D.
you loser.
Congratulations, Dave.
You won with 1700.
Congratulations, Dave.
Thanks, Brett.
Tell him what he's won.
Listen here, it's Brett Bovenwith the prize.

(43:50):
Give it to Brett.
That was fun.
So.
And I do want to apologize.
It's hard to go through thecomments while doing that because
I'm on one other screen.
So if I missed your comments,I apologize for that.
Looks like Michael has a bonus questions.
Can you pin it up there?
What's your bonus questionthere, Michael?
We're gonna wrap it up for tonight.
Yeah, Michael, really?

(44:11):
If you guys had possum.
What do you call.
Oh my God.
Is it brat?
Do I get the bonus ready?
Ready.
It's a Betty Crocker.
C, Brett Boven.
EQ's whitetail.
Yeah, it's a Coos deer.

(44:31):
Yep.
Yep.
They do kill the deer andfawns because I've seen that.
I've seen them kill fawns up north.
Me too.
Foxes kill fawns.
Yep.
That's why Squatches killfoxes and cougars.
The answer is, Brett.
I think we've created amonster, dude.

(44:54):
I think we did.
I really do.
Well, that's.
I don't know who won first.
First trivia night.
You did.
You did.
I did.
Yeah, you did.
You won.
You beat everybody when it wasagainst the.
The Garden State, right?
No, in ours.

(45:15):
I didn't do it.
Oh.
I didn't participate on ours.
It was.
I don't think Dave was there.
I think it was just me.
No, I wasn.
Dude, you gotta leave yournumber, bro.
Post it right.

(45:37):
Post your number.
Oh my gosh.
She is one fine 60 year old woman.
How old are you?
Scratch?
I'm 50.
Yeah, come Rob the cradle.
Come rob the cradle.

(45:57):
Well, how about this?
This was better not bring her first.
Full night with the entireteam here.
So Dave is the first winner ofthe first trivia night.
I know we at least have twoother trivia nights.
The rest of this year we'regonna try and squeeze in a couple
more and whoever wins is goingto get some type of trophy.

(46:17):
Like overall.
Overall.
Yeah, we're gonna make.
We're gonna make trivia night.
Pretty big deal here.
But I need a whitetailadvantage belt.
That's what we need.
A surprise dick bag.
Yeah, now we know what it is.
You know those fancy footballtype championship belt type things?

(46:39):
Yeah, you can get.
I was gonna do something like that.
Yeah, that would be badass, dude.
That would be like.
You'd have it for the year forbragging rights.
Yeah, Johnny ruined it for allJohnny, man.
I was gonna have a nice whitetail van's logo right in the middle.
You could have been like, no,John, that's a stupid idea.

(47:00):
We're not.
Yeah, we ain't doing that.
That's dumb.
Hey, yeah, go ahead, cancelthat order.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, I just spent 80bucks on that.
I cancel that order now.
Cancel it.
Cancel it.
What do you guys thinkcompared to the first one?
Dude, I don't get paid to think.
Oh wait, no, that's my normal job.

(47:22):
Wait a minute.
Sorry, hold on.
What do you guys think of thequestions though?
Overall and overall it was fun.
It changed.
It was changed.
You know, everything was different.
Some of the questions wererepetitive and gay, but most of it
was okay.
The question there we need tohave like that like the whole pyramid

(47:42):
and conical for the tc.
That's either way.
They could have gone either way.
Yes, Boxes kill fawns.
Boxes do kill fawns.
But technically on the baitedhook, you're not chumming the water,
you're jigging.
That one could have been determined.
I'm usually doing both though.
In the reservoir.
If I'm jigging, I'm takinglike cream corn.

(48:04):
Me and Dan usually just throwdepth charges in the water and just
pick them up when they flow.
Greater difficulty.
Trust me, the next triviaNight that we have coming up.
I don't remember exactly thedate that we have it set up, but
those ones, I will say this.
Those are more wildlife,conservation, ecology type questions.

(48:25):
So it's going to be a littlebit on the more difficulty side.
Okay, We.
We need one trivia night whereit's like completely random facts
about like all sorts of stuff.
Just like completely off thewall stuff.
I'll let you.
How about this?
You and I can talk about thatand you can run that one.
Deal.

(48:45):
I'll do that one.
Maybe, maybe you could spoilthat one too, John.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna give away a trophy.
I want my effing points backbecause there's a fox with a fawn
in his mouth.
Yeah, yeah, but we don't knowif the fox killed that fawn though.
I know it's a whitetail, buthold on.

(49:06):
Here you go.
There's another one with a little.
Yes, but considering though,that is a fawn, not a whitetail deer.
It's still a whitetail deer.
I get that.
But it's still a fawn.
Brett, when you were a baby,were you considered a human?
Yes.
No.

(49:26):
And to think he was thesmartest sperm that knew where to
swim.
Imagine what the other oneswere like.
Holy God.
Okay.
And we might even on some ofthese other trivia nights, we might
invite people to come on theactual show and do it with us as
well.
You know, we need to getMichael on.
No.
So he get on the show.
He's too young.
Just go ahead and put him inhis place.

(49:47):
He's got to have a freakingpermission slip.
Yeah, yeah.
Just like you need apermission slip to go to the bathroom.
You need a permission slip tocome on the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, Squatch.
Why don't you ask him to gethis mom on and that's what you said
you were going to do earlier.
Who?
Mike's mom.
No.
Brett's mom on the show.
No, no, I want.

(50:08):
No, no, give her the call in number.
I don't want all you guys.
I don't want all you guys tocheck her out.
She's.
We gotta.
I'm married, dude.
I don't give a.
Oh, I'm married too.
Call your mom right now.
Yep, right now.
Call her.
She should still be awake.
Hang on.
I gotta put my headphones on.
You better not wake your mom up.

(50:29):
I won't let my mom out.
Hey, John.
Hey.
Hey, Squats.
What?
I heard your truck door shutand start up.
Are you on your way to Michigan?
Gotta go.
Is he calling her for real?
Yeah, he is.
Oh, God.
There you go.

(50:51):
This is great.
He forgot his mom's number.
No, I gotta connect it.
Oh, I was like, call mom.
Let's see if she answers.
Oh my God.
This is gonna be priceless.
This is.
You have to put this.
Oh, Ms.
Bobin, we have one of our people.
Yeah, yeah.
That has the hots for you.

(51:12):
What do you think about that?
She's probably watching theshow and is like that.
I ain't answering that phone.
Oh, that's Brett.
I'm not answering.
Oh, she didn't answer.
Yeah, she might be in bed.
It's.
No, she.

(51:32):
She's awake.
I know she's awake.
Here, let me text her realquick and then we'll.
She doesn't.
She said it's only Brettcalling me.
Yeah, honey, it's your son.
Don't answer it.
My daughter calling.
I like her more like my dad.
There might be a reason.
I just thought of why she'snot answering.

(51:53):
Yeah, she's on her way here.
Yeah, she's on her way there.
She's on her way to New York.
She's coming to see the Squatch.
Michael really wants me to get her.
She may call me.
I texted her.
Let's see if she.
She sees it now.
The photo that Squatch isreferring to is.
There's a photo that he sawwith me and my dad and our in our

(52:15):
police uniforms on both sideswith her in the middle.
And it was the I camera.
What day Officially it was,but when you graduated kindergarten?
No, it was the day I gotpromoted from a corrections officer
to a full fledged deputy.
Certified deputy with thedepartment that I was at.

(52:38):
And my dad was also acertified deputy.
So she wanted to a picture ofboth of us in our full uniform Class
A uniforms with their Ourdepartment type background banner
behind us.
Better.
We are a bunch of juveniles.
Yes.
That's the nicest thinganybody ever said to me.

(53:02):
Oh, cooler.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Yeah.
Look at her, man.
Dave and I are showing twocompletely different pictures.
I know he's like.
But they're both foxes.
So I mean, that was a good one.

(53:26):
Better wrote.
That is super cool.
I got a photo with my son onhis post graduation.
That's awesome.
Bitterroot.
Well, it does not look likeshe's gonna answer the phone.
Ah, maybe another night.
We don't.
I know.
We do have a guest next Saturday.
Well, with that being said,let's close out the night and close

(53:50):
out the week.
Let's do it let's get it onSunday back in Michigan.
Yeah.
Johnny, how can people reachout to you?
Ah, you can go ahead and checkme out on Instagram.
That's pretty much where I'mat, Johnny.
Nitro nights or outdoor ornitro outdoors on Instagram.
What the so funny.

(54:13):
Squad saying you can check meout at Brett's mom and dad's house
tonight.
Stay tuned.
He's gonna say some up.
I know it.
Stay tuned from the podcastfrom the bedroom.

(54:41):
Squatch.
How come it.
They'Re the older ones too?
I know they're supposed to bethe MIL.
Dude, I'm almost 56.
Godamn.
All right.
So as usual, you guys know youcan find me here on the wait till
advantage of Sundays andTuesdays at 8:30.
You can also catch me on theGarden State Outdoorsman Boondocks

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Hunting with Mike Nitray andFrank Mystica.
You can find me also onInstagram outdoors and more with
the Squatch and my channel.
And I want to mention if youguys didn't see already, it's kind
of hard to see it in thelight, but it's got my logo on it.
I'm selling these for 30 bucksthat's shipped to your house.
They're pretty cool.

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They're green and black.
They sell.
I like the OD green patch.
No D green.
And you can also find me a new.
New thing out there isgrinding with the Squatch.
Got some.
Got some real new literaturecoming up with Mrs.
Bowen live from the trailerpark in freaking Kalamazoo, Michigan.

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Foxy mama.
She's a foxy mama.
If you guys.
I'm telling you.
What a classy lady.
My God.
You didn't have Brett's dad atyour door.
Nah, it's all right.
We'll have a beer.
I don't give a.
I don't give a.

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If you want to find me, Google me.
You're like the Indiana coach.
Yeah, Football.
Google me.
Yeah, Google me.
Oh, God damn.
I keep popping.
I keep having stupid something squat.

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Saying to your mom and poppingmy head.
I can't turn it off.
This is supposed to be amature show.
What?
When we're supposed to be inan informative, educational.
No, we're talking about Grindr account.

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During the show.
It's just.
Yeah.
You will learn how to startyour own Grinder account.
You'll also learn how to get ablack eye from Brett's dad.
How to hit on married woman.
I said a black eye, not ablack guy.
Yo, man, come on.
Didn't say.

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Oh man.
What The.
What you doing, Mrs.
Bowman?
Oh my God.
Oh, boy.
Come on.
At least we didn't show anynutshots or any titty shots this
show.
Holy.
Yeah, it's like our first one.

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I know.
Anyway, you can find me onSundays and Tuesdays.
More like Tuesdays.
And for a while I know thewhitetail advantage.
And then on Facebook andYouTube and Instagram under the PSE
mobile Hunter.
And don't forget about hisPlayboy shoot.
That's right.
And xop and garage guy614 pse.

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And I will say this though, Iknow Johnny has as well.
I've also ordered my stufffrom Xop.
I creating a quick little 15minute little video just unboxing
my first impressions overallof unboxing my equipment that I purchased
from xop.
And I'll say this as a precursor.

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Holy.
That is amazing at that.
Yeah, it is freaking sweet.
Just the.
The feel of it in your hands.
Oh, it just gives me a hard on.
Nice.
Yeah.
Don't use that though.
When you're trying to climbthe tree.
You'll get tree bark.

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You'll get rug burn on yourmushroom tip from the tree bark.
Like damn, those steps are sharp.
Son of a.
The steps are badass.
So yeah, I do like.
I'll be ordering me some steps and.
The platform is unbelievable.
Yeah.
Have you put it on a tree yet?
No, no, not yet.
Have you brought.

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Nope, not yet.
I just unboxed everything theother day.
I just.
Yesterday my first chance toget everything out of the box.
Boxes been busy ever since Iordered the packages.
But yeah.
So I'm hoping to hopefully getout this Sunday to get everything
out in the tree and get themout tested and stuff like that.

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How far their standoffs are.
You're going to be.
It's.
You're going to be.
It's gonna feel weird ifyou've used sticks a lot just because
you're not having to your feetsideways or you're basically on this
part of your knuckles of your.
Of your feet on the like yourtoes climbing up.
Because it's very awkward.

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I will say this.
When I was first looking atgetting sticks and getting a saddle
setup type deal, my first goto was trophy line because just trophy
lines out there.
Yeah.
And the what sticks thatcaught my eye were the.
The hyper lights.
I was like, oh man, those are cool.
They're extremely lightweight.
And that's it look awesome.

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But then when you look at it,there was a photo I believe on their
Instagram page where someonewas standing on the stake itself
and it Was just their tippy toes.
But if you look at a photofrom XOP and one of the feats on.
On their sticks, basicallylike on the ball of their foot, I'm
like, that's sweet.

(01:00:22):
That's what I want.
Let me know on Sunday.
I'll be back in town.
I have.
Because there are people thatactually use them as a platform.
Yep.
Because you can take twosticks and put them side by side.
Yeah.
And use that Right.
As the platform.
Just because you got so much room.
Right.
What'd you say, Johnny?
Let me know on Sunday becauseI'll be back in town and I have all

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sorts of sticks that we cancompare them to.
As soon as I got thosemuddies, I got some latitudes that
are just.
Yeah, I'll leave it at that.
I'm trying to try to try to doaround noonish on Sunday.
Let me know.
I have a perfect tree that Ifound in my backyard that it's.
It's just perfect.

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It's nice and straight.
There's no like curves oranything with it.
And.
And it's in a perfect spotwhere I have a nice shooting lane
that I can shoot up to like 80 yards.
So it's perfect to get up intotree and test it out with it.
And I'm going to my parentshouse this weekend so I'm gonna be
able to get all my.
My bow hunting stuff fromtheir house and bring it back home
with me finally.

(01:01:25):
Dave or John, do you guyseither have some old mattresses?
Yep.
Can you throw them down bythat tree he's talking about so we
don't he doesn't get hurt?
Yeah, I gotcha.
All right.
I'm actually.
If you're gonna go, I'll go too.
Let's do it.
I'll bring my set up.
Wow.
Look out.
Right?
You're gonna.
You're gonna get tag teamed.

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Hey, we'll do the show livefrom Brett's place.
Oh, there you go.
I won't be that late.
Hey, when you're there at hisparents, distract his dad.
Yes, Michael.
My mom knows how to cook.
She is an amazing cook.
Oh, there you guys.
Better squats is like, I don'thave to cook anymore.
Oh yeah, we'll make cookingvideos together.

(01:02:08):
Have a good night, Johnny.
I know you have to get off, buddy.
Yeah.
All right, brother.
All right.
Have a safe trip.
Coming back, man.
Night, Johnny.
Night, Johnny.
Night, John Boy.
Night, Mary Ellen.
Look, he.
He forgot to shut it off.
He's like.
Yeah, he's like, good night, guys.
He walks away there you dumb.

(01:02:29):
Better.
What he.
Just to be clear, everyone isbringing their sticks of breads to
test them out.
Yeah, it looks likeeverybody's going to breads to show
them their stuff.
Yeah.
Show me them sticks.
I'll show you how you how todo the strapless buckle method.
We'll do the.
Yeah, you're not gonna playtummy sticks though.

(01:02:51):
No, we're not.
Draw the line there.
No tummy sticks.
Anyways, we'll get more intothis later in a later show.
Yes, sir.
Dave's Squatch, thank you somuch for coming on tonight.
Thank you.
Thank you for being my friends.
Thank you for being my brothers.
And it was an amazing trivia night.
It was.

(01:03:12):
It was fun.
I will see you guys.
All right, fellas.
Later.
Have a good night.
Good night.
Good night.
60 beats be in the chat.
Stuart, I'll be thinking ofyou, you sicko.
I knew that some was coming.
Oh my gosh.
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