Ep 160 / The Woodsman's Gauntlet: A Battle of Wits and Knowledge

Trivia night is here, and it’s a showdown between Whitetail Advantage and Boondocks Hunting! Our very own Squatch is playing the neutral host and keeping things spicy with some tough questions. With a mix of friendly banter and competitive spirit, we're diving into a fun-filled evening where knowledge of hunting tactics and deer behavior is put to the test. We came out on top when we visited their show, so the stakes are high for our friends from Boondocks as they try to flip the script this time around. Who will reign supreme in this battle of wits? Tune in to find out if they can snag a win on our turf!

Takeaways:

• Trivia night on the Whitetail Advantage Podcast was a fierce competition between our team and Boondocks Hunting, showcasing some serious knowledge of deer hunting.
• Squatch played a neutral role as the quizmaster, providing tricky questions that kept everyone on their toes and added a fun twist to the trivia showdown.
• The banter between teams was light-hearted and humorous, making the trivia night not just a test of knowledge but also a blast to listen to.
• We learned about tracking signs and deer behavior, emphasizing how these insights can improve our hunting strategies in the field.
• The episode highlighted the importance of understanding blood trails and deer anatomy, which can be critical for tracking wounded animals effectively.
• In the end, it was a close contest, and we look forward to a rematch with Boondocks Hunting to settle the score and see who takes home bragging rights next time.

Episode Transcript

(00:02):
Welcome to the WhitetailAdvantage Podcast with.
Your host, Brett Bovin.
Thank you for tuning in andenjoy the show.

(00:22):
What is up everyone andwelcome to the electronic Campfire.
I'm your host, Rep Oven.
As you know, I'm gonna getthrough this stuff pretty quickly
because it's trivia night.
We're not politically correct.
We say a bunch of shit wedon't mean.
Or well we mean we don't mean.
I don't know.
It's for you to decipher.
Either way, I'm just gonna saythis 10 ring news for tonight after
tonight's show.

(00:42):
And if you're listening tothis on the audio version, it will
be released tomorrow, June 30th.
We won't be releasing our nextaudio version of our episode till
July 14th and our next liveshow won't be till July.
Sunday, July 13th.
So enough of that.
Let's get into tonight.
It's Whitetail Van.

(01:03):
It's just me.
I have all the other teammatesjust gone.
So it's me versus Mike andFrank from Boondocks.
There we go.
Yeah, let's go.
Makes our revenge a little easier.
Well, yeah, it does.
I'm here in spirit with you,Brett, because I'm the host of the
show.
I gotta hand out the questions.

(01:23):
But that is true.
Squatch has come up with thequestions tonight.
He's playing neutral party tonight.
And if you haven't listened tothe episode.
What episode number was itwhen we came on for your guys' oh
my God.
You guys don't even remember.
That's just so Sad.
We're over 200 and something episodes.
I don't give a.

(01:44):
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
And this is.
This is Frank's.
Frank should be able to.
To do this because I thinkhe's now the new host.
So I'm balancing too.
But true.
I'll give you order before me.
Episode 215.
Go check out boondocks hunting.

(02:05):
Episode 215.
We came on their show fortrivia night and we came in there
and we kicked their ass.
So it was just.
It wasn't even close.
It wasn't by loss.
I think we won by two.
Either way, we won.
You won by one and you got lucky.
Yeah, there.
I will say this.
There was two or three questions.
One question for sure where Iaccidentally wrote the wrong answer.

(02:27):
And one question I know for afact I didn't like the wording on
it.
I'm just going to leave it at that.
That's what.
That's the excuse everyone says.
Like when I failed My test.
I be like, oh, I didn't like the.
I didn't like the question.
Right.
Sorry.
I didn't like the answer.
I didn't understand that.
I forgot to put the.
I.
I forgot to put the right answer.

(02:48):
All.
All of ABC and D.
All ABC and D.
You could use an excuse forany one of those to be right.
Well, let's talk some fellas.
Who's going to win tonight?
Come on.
Who's feeling confident?
Who's going to talk?
You know, we are going to win.
We have been revenge.
No, it ain't we.
It's.
It's we.
But I mean, who individually,who's going to win?

(03:08):
I want to hear it.
Oh, of course, me.
Frank has been on fire.
But, like, I start off good,and then I start sucking towards
the end.
Yeah, when you're in it, we'llsee what happens.
We start calling him out for the.
The phone, and then he has tothrow the phone away.
Yeah, somebody call him on thephone so he can't look the up.

(03:33):
I don't need to say anything.
I'm just confident I'm goingto Urban Pursuit.
He used a number four pencilon Scantrons, too.
Squat.
Pick things off.
All right, guys.
Well, I want to welcomeeverybody to our trivia night.
We're calling it theWoodsman's Gauntlet.

(03:54):
Trav, you know trivia tonight,and there's 25 questions, multiple
guests.
Okay?
Because the last time I onlyhad 20, I didn't know we were supposed
to have 25, so I got 25tonight, and I want to see you guys
do well on both parts.
Of course, I'm neutral becauseI'm with both you guys, you know,
so who made the best man win?

(04:16):
And let's get it rolling.
All right?
You guys say 20 or 25 questions?
I did 25 questions tonight.
Okay.
Yeah, he saved you last time, Brett.
That's why.
Now, here's the rules.
Here's the rules.
You guys have to write it down.
You don't just blurt out your answer.
Hold it up.
After I say, as everybody gotyour answer, don't hold it up, because

(04:37):
the next person can see itwhen I'll.
I'll answer.
I'll ask the question.
I'll go through the multiplechoice, and I'll say, are you guys
ready to divulge your answers?
And then after that, you holdthem up, and we'll go from there.
And I want you guys to alsokeep score of yourselves.
And I will keep score.
I have.
Let me get it on there.
I Got blank paper here witheach of your names on it.

(04:58):
So I'm going to try to do allthat and host this freaking show,
too.
So what do you say we kick itoff, guys?
How about the first questions?
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
All right, if you got anyquestions or you didn't understand
something, just ask me torepeat it and I'll repeat it for
you.
All right, here we go.
Number one question.

(05:19):
A, bow shot deer runs 60yards, lies down, breathes heavily
for 90 seconds and then bolts.
You find foamy pink blood atthe site.
A, wait 20 minutes, push again.
B, return in three hours, C,circle for a visual, or D, wait six

(05:43):
hours.
High lung graze likely.
Can you repeat that?
You're breaking.
The question question one more time.
Maybe it's my mic here.
Hold on.
I gave you a 400 mic set.
It should be working.
Well, if it don't, because yougave me a 400 mic set that was probably
from Walmart.

(06:03):
All right, ready, guys?
Ready?
Yep.
A, bow shot deer, runs 60yards, lies down, breathes heavily
for 90 seconds, then bolts.
You find foamy pink blood atthe site.
A, wait 20 minutes, pushagain, B, return in three hours,

(06:24):
C, circle for visual, or D,wait six hours.
High lung graze hit likely.
All right, I got mine, boys.
Let me know when you got your answers.
I got them.
Ready?
I would do a version of one,one of two of these.
I'm just letting you know.
Okay, well, that doesn't matter.

(06:45):
And I.
I do agree, but.
I do agree, but there is onlyone right answer.
But I do.
I give one answer.
I'm just saying there's oneanswer in here that I would partially
do without on top of this one, too.
All right, Brett, why don't westart with you?
What's your answer, buddy?
I have D.
You are correct, sir.
So that's.
Can I say I would use thatcircle around, like, I would, like,
loop around type deal just tokind of like.

(07:08):
Yeah, that's fine.
You're not.
See, see, I would.
I would not.
I would do the three hourthing and go back.
Three hours?
Well, like.
No, I've been down that road.
I would have waited because I've.
I've hit.
I've hit deer, high lung.
And I mean, I found thempretty, pretty, pretty quickly.
Most of mine, you know, fullpass through have expired.

(07:28):
But I probably would do the.
The three hours first andthen, you know, or, you know, do
the six hours just to.
Just depends.
Just.
It really depends, you know.
You said foamy blood But D isthe definitely, I would say, the
safest options of.
Of them all.
So you had.
What did you have, Mike?
I had D.
Okay, I'll give you a point, Frankie.

(07:49):
D.
All right, so you guys are allon board with one point for the first
question.
Now, the reason why, withthat, you know it says foamy pink
blood at the site.
When you see that, you guysall know that's.
That's long blood.
Yep.
On the bubbles, too.
Yep.
Foam.
Well, foam pink.
Foamy pink is.
Is the air bubbles.
Yes.

(08:10):
Just want to reach out to everybody.
Flavors of the forest.
Hello, guys.
Urban Pursuit.
Thanks for joining up, Mikey,you're on there as usual doing double,
triple duties here with these.
These questions and stuff.
So forgive me if I don't seeyou on there.
All right?
Yeah.
You boys ready for number two?
Yep.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.

(08:31):
After a.308 hit at 150 yards.
Okay, you guys know what a.308caliber is, right?
All right.
Your deer bolts tail down andyou find flecks of blood with dark
granular chunks.
A, is it liver?
B, punched with soilcontamination from the gut?

(08:54):
C, high muscle, or D, exitwound scabbed?
Right.
All right, this is some think.
Real thinking.
You weren't lying.
I'm not lying.
I really researched the hellout of these questions.
I wanted it to be.
Repeat the answers again one time.
Sure, no problem.
No problem.
Just the answers you need.

(09:15):
Yeah.
Okay.
A was liver.
B was A, paunched with soilcontamination from the gut.
C was high muscle.
Or D was exit wound scabbed.
And you said because there wasdark chunks.
Dark granular chunks is theend of the sentence.

(09:36):
Okay, I think.
I think it is this one.
Let me know when you guys areall ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
All right, Frank, what did youcome up with, buddy?
I'm nervous about this one.
Yeah, I'm nervous about it.
I went with A, but I'm notconfident in it.
No, I'm sorry, Frank, you're wrong.
All right, how about you, Mr.
Nitrate?

(09:57):
I went with C.
I'm sorry, but that's wrong, too.
Sir.
About you, Mr.
Bovin, I had A as well.
Okay, guys, you're all wrong.
The answer was B, gut shot.
Really?
No.
Okay, just so you guys know,whenever you see a deer, what they're

(10:19):
saying is you hit him at 150 yards.
Your deer bolts with his taildown and you find flecks of blood.
That's dark and granular chunks.
A deer always tucks its tailand Haunches up when he's hit low.
So that should have been yourtelltale sign to answer V.
He hit paunched with darkgranular chunks.

(10:39):
That's usually stomach matter.
The black flex, the stuffthat's in the stomach tissue and
everything.
I would have thought it wasliver because of that reason.
Liver, livers, dark red,maroonish blood.
The deer wouldn't really punchits tail down.
The deer would actually runhard and then walk off.
If it was a liver hit, I.

(11:01):
Went with just the blood.
I didn't take any account ofthe over.
I can see you having a littlebit of a hard time on it because
you don't rifle hunt.
So.
I understand.
I understand it.
Okay, so that was a good stumper.
Nobody.
Nobody got that one?
No.
No one got that one.
That was a good one.
Yeah.
One, one and one.
That was a good one.
All right, boys, how about you?

(11:21):
You ready for number three?
Yep.
Yep.
All right, here we go.
A buck's rub line consists of.
Rick.
I'm sorry.
Wrist thick, trees, lowscrapes and broken licking branches.
What behavior does thisconform to?
A, edge cruising, B, food tobed pattern, C, core area dominance

(11:46):
display, or D satellite buck loop.
Man, I told you the squatchwasn't going to make it easy on you
tonight, boys.
Can you read those the answersagain, Squatch?
Just the answers again, or doyou want the.
Okay, so A was edge cruising.

(12:09):
B was food to bed pattern.
C was core area dominance display.
And D was a satellite buck loop.
It's a tough one, but I.
I got an answer.
I got an answer.
All right.
All right, Mike, why don't westart with you?
What'd you come up with, buddy?
Oh, let's see.
Mike is correct on that one.

(12:31):
So you have two points on the board.
Mike, how about you, Frankie?
I did not get that one right.
I went with B.
Okay.
Okay.
And last but not least, Mr.
Brett.
I went with a.
I went with A.
Okay.
Okay.
So, Mike, you're the winner onthat one, buddy.

(12:53):
There we go.
There we go.
And it was.
It was really the.
The licking brand, you know,the licking branches and stuff like
that.
I was like, yeah, that'spretty confident with the core area
right there.
Yep.
And you're correct.
That's.
That's perfect.
Telltale signs of when you got a.
A buck in the area doing thatkind of stuff for anybody that doesn't
know.
So.
Very good.

(13:13):
Very good.
Okay, so the score standsright now.
Frank, you're at one.
Brett, you're at one.
Mike, you're at two.
And we're moving on toquestion number four here.
Here we go.
You're tracking a deer after ahigh shoulder rifle hit.
Okay.
You find bone fragments andblood spray for 30 yards and then
nothing.

(13:33):
A, double lung, B, shock kill,deer dropped, flailed, and died fast.
C, gut shot, or D, vascular grease.
One more time, Squatch.
Read the whole thing.
No problem.
You're tracking a deer after ahigh shoulder rifle hit.

(13:56):
You find bone fragments andblood spray for about 30 yards, and
then nothing.
Was it a, double lung hit fora shock kill?
B, deer dropped and flailedand died fast.
C, gut shot deer, or D,vascular graze?

(14:17):
I want to put, like, twoanswers down, but, yeah, I don't
really know.
I think I.
I got it down to two, but Ithink it's this one.
I have mine.
All right, Brett, why don'tyou go.
I got mine.
Hold on.
I'm still thinking.
Give me a second.
Okay?
Hold on.
Frank's still thinking.
Hold on.

(14:37):
Michael asked Brett, do youknow what a.308 is?
I know it's a gun that's kills things.
I know what it does, daddy.
You can hunt with it.
All right, go ahead.
All right, you guys ready togive us your answer?
I have.
Yeah, I have mine.
All right, Brett, go ahead.
What did you get?

(14:58):
I'm gonna say I went with C.
Only because you went 30 yardsand then it went to nothing.
Well, it's not C.
Yeah, it's okay.
You're not a gun hunter.
It's understandable.
Understandable.
How about you, Mike?
What'd you come up with, buddy?
I went with D.
Ah, you're not right.
Either.

(15:19):
C or D.
I went with.
B.
Frankie got it right.
Thank God.
All right, so the reason for that.
Guys, let's.
Let's just recap.
Let's.
Let's.
Let's educate the.
But you went 30 yards and yousaw nothing, implying that it.
It.
It kept going.
You're tracking a deer after a sh.

(15:40):
High shoulder rifle hit.
So we know that you hit himhigh in the shoulder.
You can see you find bonefragments and blood spray for about
30 yards.
When you get blood spray,that's a major artery considering
the heart or artery.
Okay?
Then nothing.
So when you see that.
That's why they say it's ashock kill, because it was through

(16:04):
arteries, through bone bonetransfers to the neck bone.
The deer drops.
Deer drop failed and died fast.
That's how they came up withthat answer.
And you'll see, Brett, somedaywhen you're a big boy and you pick
up a rifle Or a shotgun andyou actually shoot an animal with
it.
That bullets kill by shockpower, not hemorrhaging.

(16:27):
Okay, that's true.
That's true.
Yep.
Okay, boys, so Frankie, you'reat two.
Brett, you're at one.
Mikey, you're at two.
And we're moving on toquestion number five.
Now, are you guys ready?
Ready.
All right, here we go.
We got an arrow question foryou big bow hunters out there.
Here we go.

(16:49):
You arrow a broadside buck.
How about that, Frankie?
Did I pick.
Oh, all right, buck.
Now we're talking.
Haha.
And.
But the arrow shows white,fat, little blood and shallow depth.
A, was it a high lung hit?
B, was it the brisket?

(17:10):
C, was it above the spine,dead zone, Or D, was it a loin gree.
One more time, just to answer.
Squatch.
I.
I all screwed up.
I need the whole thing.
You want the whole thing?
Well, good.
Yeah, screw the whole thing.
Okay, here we go.
You arrow a broadside buck,but the arrow shows white, fat, little

(17:35):
blood and shallow depth.
Was it A, a high lung hit, B,a brisket hit, C above the spine
in the dead zone, or was it D,a loin graze?
Well, two of those answers are gone.
One more.
One more time.
Just go through the answers I just.
One more time.

(17:56):
Okay, so A was high lung, Bwas brisket, C was above the spine
dead zone.
D was a loin grease.
All right, I think I got the answer.
I think you got it.
Okay, how about everybody else?
Y.
Everybody's locked in.

(18:16):
I don't remember what.
What letter this was, but Iwas gonna put the word that I know.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
He did the answers.
I know, I know, I know.
I just got so caught up on words.
Words are hard.
After what Brett Bowen saysall the time on the show.
Brett's attention span.
That.
That.
Was this what it was like in school?

(18:37):
The teacher would be sayingsomething, and you were just off
in la la land?
Yes, pretty much.
I have my mind on other things.
They're like, Brett, Brett.
All right, Brett.
Your name was Brett when youwalked into class today, wasn't it?
Yes.
Okay, let's start with Brett,since he's only going with words.
What do you got?
Brett?

(18:57):
The one with brisket.
You're wrong.
Hell, man, Mike.
Dude, I went with C.
You're right.
Mike is on the board withthree points Now, Frank, no man's
land.
I also went with the brisket.
Okay, you're wrong.
Friends.
You want brisket?
Yes, sir.
Was that no man's land answer?

(19:19):
Yeah.
I was between those two and Squatch.
I know you're gonna explain.
The brisket is like the rib.
Ribbed area.
Right.
Brisket is low ribs area, veryfrontal part where the two ribs connect.
You got that kind of likenowhere landing there.
Nowhere.
Yep.
Yeah.
I was like between that oneand no man's land answer.

(19:41):
Yep.
Me too.
Oh, well.
So, guys, just a littlepointer from the old Squatch who's
been around, had this happento him personally.
So is Frankie should have gotthis answer, right.
Yeah.
This was a friend.
This was a pinpointer.
This was a ten pointer, Frank.
This was the ten pointer.
The first one of the year.
Okay.
When it says you arrow abroadside buck, meaning he's standing

(20:03):
full broadside to you.
But the arrow shows white fat,little blood and shallow in depth.
Okay.
White fat is not anything vital.
Okay.
In most cases, a little bit ofblood didn't really hit anything
that's leaking out.
And shallow in depth.
Which means the arrow didn'tpenetrate very deep.

(20:23):
It hit the spine.
So above the spine dead zonewould have been the correct answer
for that.
Yep.
Okay.
Like I said, guys, these are tough.
If the old Squatch hadproblems answer, you guys are going
to have problems too.
So I didn't want to make ittoo easy tonight.
You're doing good though.
You're doing good.
You're thinking, you're thinking.
Let's stay with it.
Now here we go for questionnumber six.

(20:46):
You find a scrap with trackslink leading away at 2am time stamp.
Next move for daytime bow kill.
You want me to read that again?
Yeah, yeah.
What the hell?
Yep.
You find a scrape with tracksleading away at 2am timestamp.

(21:07):
Next move for daytime bow kill.
A, wait for pre dawn.
B, backtrack to bedding area.
Scrape is nighttime staging C,rattle at midday.
Or D, set up closer.
Read those answers again.
Yep.

(21:28):
Okay, here we go.
A, wait for pre dawn.
B, backtrack to bedding area.
Scrape is A, nighttime staging.
C, rattle at midday.
Or D, set up closer.
Y.
I.
Think I got it.
Think about it, boys.

(21:49):
Think about it.
Think about what you're seeingin the woods when you're out there.
Think about what you would doand how you would go about doing
it.
So I'm going off.
Basically I'm going off of atrail camera photo.
Yeah.
Tracks leading away with a 2amtimestamp at a scrape.
Next move for daytime bow kill.
So in other words, they'resaying, you've got this.
You'll be out there.
Where are you gonna.
Where are you gonna Be outthere hunting the next day with that

(22:11):
sign that you got.
Right.
Okay, Let me know when youboys are locked in.
I'm good.
I think I'm gonna come one ortwo answers.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I.
I'm not confident on this one, but.
Yeah, I know what I.
I know what I would do, butthat doesn't mean it's the right.
Right.
Right answer.
Yeah.
All right, let's start with Frankie.

(22:33):
What did you come up with, Frank?
I went with B.
Good man.
Backtrack to betting area.
Scrape is a nighttime staging area.
You are correct, Frank.
So we will put you down aboutyou, Mike.
What'd you come up with, bud?
All right.
All right.
And Mr.
Brett might have B as well.

(22:54):
Okay, so, guys, that wasquestion number six.
Frank, you're at three.
Brett, you're at two.
Mike, you're at four.
Here we go with questionnumber seven.
A deer trail crosses a dryridge but has a single deep hoof
print with a drag on one toe.

(23:15):
I'll repeat it again.
A deer trail crosses a dryridge but has a single deep hoof
print with a drag on one toe.
A, it's a doe feeding.
B, big buck with a leg injuryor rut fatigue.
C, a yearling, or D, coyote pressure.

(23:37):
This should be easy.
This should be easier in my book.
It should be easy.
Sorry.
Just I thought was one of thebetter ones.
Again, I forgot the letter, so.
Holy hell.
All right, I'll repeat it again.
A was a doe feeding.
He was a big buck with a leginjury or rut fatigue.
C was a yearling, or D wascoyote pressure.

(23:59):
Okay.
All right.
You guys locked in?
Yep.
Yeah.
All right, let's start with Frank.
What'd you come up with, Frank?
I went with B.
Good answer.
You are correct.
We'll put you down for a point.
How about you, Mike?
Mike's got another point.
How about you, Brett?
A B as well.

(24:19):
Okay.
All right.
I put the word injury.
So now, guys, you guys all getthat we're, you know, we give you
a little brief detail on howit happens whenever you see that,
and especially if you'retracking, if you hit a deer, you
would see that leg drag onmaybe the impact side.
If a buck sustained an injuryor he's just tired, drags his feet.

(24:43):
You'll see in the late winterwhen the snow gets deep, deer will
drag their feet through deep snow.
Also, just little helpful tips.
All right, boys, we're headingoff to question number eight here.
How we doing?
Good.
I got five so far.
We're good.
I'm rolling right now.
All right.
I am.
I'm still nervous.
That's all right.
Don't be nervous.
They're just questions.
It's everything that we needto know Again.

(25:05):
I know.
I'm at three.
Yes, no problem.
So you're at three, Brett.
Frank's at four and Mike's at five.
Yep.
All right, here we go.
Question number eight, boys.
You're in a thermal shift on aNovember morning in hill country.
When do the thermals startpulling air downslope?
A, at sunup.
B, after the sun crests ridgeand warms the basin, give or take

(25:28):
9am C, immediately pre dawn,or D, midday only?
Let's get this go one moretime with the answers.
Yeah, sure.
A, at sun up, B after the suncrests the ridge and warms the basin,
supposedly around 9am C,immediately pre dawn, or D, midday

(25:52):
only.
This could be a tough one ifyou haven't haunted mountains.
You don't know what thermals are.
Basically, it's air current.
That's basically whenever ashit gets pulled down to the bottom.
How we looking, fellas?
You locked in?
Got an answer?
Yep, I'm good.
Okay, locked in, reading onemore time.
Okay, sure.

(26:13):
A is at sun up.
B is after the sun crestridge, warm's base.
And give or take, 9:00am C,immediately pre dawn, or D, midday
only.
All right, I think I got it.
All right, let's start offwith Mike.
What'd you come up with, Mike?
I went with D.
I'm sorry, Mike.
You're wrong.
Damn it.

(26:33):
How about you, Frank?
I went with Bean.
Yeah, Frankie got that one right.
Put you down for a point.
How about you, Brett?
I want to be as well.
You want to be as well?
Okay, cool.
So two of you got it right,one of yous didn't.
That leaves Frank at five,Brett at four, Mike at five.
Close, boys.

(26:54):
Close.
Very close.
Okay, a little background on that.
When you hunt mountains in themorning, as soon as that sun gets
up, starts warming up, thatair starts carrying the drafts down.
Typically 9am Lets the sun getup above the mountain, starts superheating.
The air starts carrying yourthermals down.
When you hunt big mountains, Ihave in the past, it's very key.

(27:16):
It's also why bucks sit on theside of ridges.
This read thermals in the lateafternoon to see where the does are
bedding.
The does that are in heat,they're sent carries back up the
mountain in the afternoon.
And the bucks can run downthrough their bedding areas.
And that's why?
You set up on saddles thatconnect the two, and you shoot a
big old buck on the mountain.

(27:36):
Very good, guys.
Very good.
Having fun?
Having fun or did Question?
Of course, man.
All right.
Yeah, very good.
A lot of.
A lot of thinking.
Good, good.
That's what I wanted to hear.
I wanted to.
I know Brett's brain ishurting right now.
Oh, yeah.
His hair just.
His head just went, like, adifferent shade of red already.
He's like, super ginger moderight now.

(27:57):
He's like.
It'll be like nuclear in,like, another 20 minutes.
You're gonna have to melt down.
All right, boys, here we go.
We got question number nine.
You find flecks of blood onleaves chest high at 30 yards past
the shot.
I'll read it again.
You find flecks of blood onleaves chest high, 30 yards past

(28:22):
the shot.
Like chest high of me or chesthigh of the deer?
Well, chest high of probablyme because, you know, deer are much
taller than me.
Just.
Just use that as a reference.
Yeah.
Flakes of blood chest high.
Okay.
Is it A, a heart shot, B, passthrough with forward momentary spray

(28:44):
double lung, C, gut shot, orD, a grazed shoulder?
There's no way it's this answer.
I got mine.
I'm gonna say if it's thisanswer, I'm surprised.
I'm just.
I'm going on a whim on thisone just because of history, Brett.
I'm sorry we didn't have onefor, like, a golf ball.

(29:04):
Wounded deer.
I'm just going off of.
Based off of personalexperience on this question.
This is all the more reasonswhy you need to get out with a firearm.
I'm not a experienceexperience to slaughter a freaking
deer.
A high powered rifle.

(29:26):
I don't identify as.
It's awesome vagina.
Like a 4570.
Yeah, yeah, I got one.
You want to borrow it?
Yeah, yeah.
It's artillery, baby.
We love our.
That's right.
I'll identify as for Junemonth during those two weeks, I guess.
Yeah.

(29:46):
Which he's gonna be like, ooh,guns scare me.
Well, we'd also like to takethis moment to thank Mike, because
Mike marched all day today.
He's very tired, but he stillshowed up to show.
Let's have a big round ofapplause for Mike Nitrate, our host
of Boondocks.
Hey, listen, he traveled a lotof miles for some dicks.

(30:09):
Listen, you know what, guys?
Pride month is just.
It's just my thing.
I'm gaining.
Your.
Your month is coming to anend, my friend.
Hey.
And I'm gonna Enjoy it until it's.
It's done.
I got what, like two more days?
Y.
It's not over yet.
You get not over yet.

(30:29):
Let me tell you.
I'll send you an invite, Brett.
I'll send you an invite.
Thank you.
I think he's Michigan chapter.
You're gonna have to get tothat Michigan chapter of.
Of the.
Those guys.
All right, boys, let's get serious.
Let's get back to this quiz here.
We want to get this rolling soeverybody's locked in.
We all got an answer.
Yeah.

(30:49):
All right, how about we startwith our good buddy broadside ambush
Frank down there?
What'd you come up with, Frankie?
I went with B.
Oh, you are correct, sir.
We're gonna mark you down fora point.
I bet you, Mike, I went wouldbe all right.
Atta boy.
And, Mr.
Brett, I went with b as well.

(31:10):
All right.
Good job.
Good job.
All right, so when you findflecks of blood on leaves chest high,
30 yards past a shot, you knowit's a pass through because you've
got stuff spraying out with.
For a momentum spray.
That's the lungs as he'sexhaling the blood spraying out.
And that's why you got theresult that you got.
All right, boys, we're goingon to page number three.

(31:33):
We're up to question number ten.
Now we're talking.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
Bow hit.
Brett Bowhit, you listening?
Brett Bowhit.
We know he's not.
Yeah, he's just burping.

(31:53):
Bright red blood, steady drip,deep arrow penetration, no bubbles,
no smell.
A muscle hit, possibly nonlethal, B heart, C, high lung or
d artery off liver.

(32:18):
Read one more time, squad.
Yeah, read the whole entirething one more time here.
Okay, I'll read it like corkythis time.
No.
Ready, Bow hit, bright redblood, steady drip, deep arrow penetration,
no bubbles, no smell.
Muscle hit, possibly non lethal.
B heart, C, high lung or Dartery off liver.

(32:45):
But it could be two of those answers.
There's only one.
That's.
I think it could be two of them.
Well, then you can call up andtalk to the person who wrote the
test, argued that with them.
I will only give you thecorrect answer, sir.
Read the answers one moretime, Squatch.
I'm sorry, brother.
Absolutely, absolutely.
A muscle hit, possibly nonlethal, B, heart, C, high lung or

(33:13):
D artery off liver.
Yeah, I definitely do agree with.
This is a tough.
Damn it squats.
Oh, with two answers on this one.
All right.
I'm just gonna.
It.
I'M just exactly some.

(33:34):
I agree with somebody put inthe chat.
I.
I definitely do agree withwhat they said in the chat.
I'm just gonna guess on whichone and see they're one or the other.
Yeah, that's all we could do here.
Yeah.
All right.
All right, guys, so let's gowith Brett.
What'd you come up with, Brett?
The liver one D.
You're wrong.
See it.

(33:55):
I'm saying it could be B.
Mr.
Mike, did he just.
I.
I went with D as well.
Wrong, Frank.
I went with A.
You're right.
He's right.
Okay, I'll explain.
Okay.
I'll explain.
Bo hit bright red blood.
When you have bright red blood.

(34:16):
Bright red blood with nobubbles and no smell.
Like an irony smell.
And a steady drip.
Okay.
Not spraying.
That's always muscle blood.
Bright red indicates in that question.
When I first read that tomyself when I was looking.
He's over.
As soon as I saw bright redblood, I instantly went off in my

(34:37):
head.
That's a muscle hit.
Because it wouldn't be arteryoff liver.
That would be dark, maroonish,dark and stinky blood.
Liver.
Blood off the liver itself.
Okay.
High lung would have been pinkand bubbly.
And a heart.
Heart can be bright red, butit would still have bubbles in it
because it's an artery.
Yeah, I was thinking.
I was thinking heart becauseof that, but I was also thinking

(34:57):
liver.
I didn't think of artery offthe liver.
I was just thinking liver.
No, it said artery off liver, idiot.
So in other words, you wouldhave caught the main supply that
comes in between the liver andthe spleen.
It would have been a littlefar back.
Yeah, I.
I just was thinking.
Just remember that when you'reout tracking a deer, and a lot of
times, guys, you'll have.

(35:18):
From my experience, you'llhave muscle blood.
Hits will go from Matt.
I usually start drying themabout 100, 150 yards.
It's usually just drops andit's bright red.
Bright crimson red.
All right, guys, good job with that.
Just to count here, we gotFrank at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Yep.
Brett, you're at 1, 2, 3,four, five.

(35:41):
And Mike, you're at 1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6.
Now we're gonna move on.
We're gonna move on toquestion 11.
A little bit different animalthis time, boys.
I hope you're ready for this one.
Oh, boy.
Okay, elk shot quartering away.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.

(36:01):
Yep.
Elk shot cornering away with a180 grain 300 wind mag.
Exit is frontal Shoulder bloodtrail disappears at 200 yards.
I'll read it again just forthe challenged.
Elk.
Elk shot quartering away with180 grain.

(36:24):
300 win mag.
Which is a very powerful bullet.
Exit is in front shoulder.
Blood trail disappears at 200.
A miss.
B spine, C, one lung off sideshoulder hit often survivable.
Or D, perfect pass through.

(36:46):
I got mine.
Okay, read the answers onemore time, Squatch.
Okay, Frank, if you do thatagain, it's 50 bucks.
I'll just Venmo at you.
It's all right.
A miss.
B spine C, one lung and offside shoulder hit often survivable.

(37:06):
Or D, perfect pass through.
And you said the A.
Ask one more time, Frank.
Ask one more time.
Squatch.
Can you repeat that one moretime, please.
Frank?
Venmo.
Venmo account is am.
Yeah, just send.
Sure.
No problem.
Amiss.

(37:27):
B spine, C, One lung offside.
Shoulder hit often survivable.
D perfect pass through.
And the exit wound was high shoulder.
The exit wound was.
Is in front shoulder.
Yes.
Exit is in front shoulder.
The quartering away.

(37:48):
180 grain.
300 wind mag.
You boys locked in?
I'm still good with mine.
Okay.
I'm solid.
100%.
Let's go with you then.
100%.
If this is wrong, I'm gonna go.
I'll fly out to.
And suck a dick.
I went with C.
You're right.
There we go.
I'm not sucking any dick now.

(38:08):
Oh, there'll be many chancesfor you to do that coming up.
Oh, there.
There will be plenty.
We know.
We know what he loves to do.
It's pride month.
He's all right.
I won't see, buddy.
Okay.
You got it, Mike.
I went with C as well.
All right.
You guys all got was the exit wound.

(38:30):
That got me.
I'm slightly impressed youactually got a rifle Question.
Right.
Well, it was.
It was the.
The.
The exit wound that.
Okay, that got.
Put me to that answer.
Good.
Perfect.
Then you guys all got it.
No explanation needed.
Let's kick on into an odyssey.
I quit answering lol.
I feel like I'm giving Brettthe answers.

(38:51):
No, I knew that answer beforeyou put it there.
Please.
No.
No help from the.
The watching media.
Please.
Online, though, I get onephone line question because it's
just me.
I mean, we know Brett's awaterhead and everything, but, I
mean, come on.
Just like, you know, he's gotto answer his own questions here.

(39:13):
I get.
If I.
If I.
People minimally exceptional.
Okay, so let's.
And it's.
It's A rifle question.
He doesn't know he's taking a guess.
So that's good.
He got it right.
I'm proud I didn't take a guess.
Proud of you.
All right.
Question number 12.
Snow track shows a boundingpattern with a tight rear hoof spread,

(39:36):
angled stride.
I'll read it again.
Snow track shows a boundingpattern with tight rear hoof spread
and angled stride.
A alert.
B doe movement.
B buck tracking a hot doe.
C wounded hind corner or Drabbit trickery.

(40:01):
One more time, squatch.
$200 in banks of squad.
I love it.
Okay.
A alert dough movement.
B buck tracking a hot doe.
Duck buck wounded hind corneror D rabbit trickery.
Wes wabbit, I want you to readthe question one more time.

(40:23):
The question.
Okay.
Actually, the whole thing.
The whole damn thing.
The whole damn thing.
That's only a $600 surcharge.
Yeah, that's why I said put onthe trivia maker thing.
We're going to have to reword this.
Yeah.
Frank.
Frank will.
Frank will cover the charge.
No, Absolutely.
No problem.
Here we go.

(40:43):
Snow track shows a boundingpattern with a tight rear hoof spread
and angled stride.
A alert doe movement.
B buck tracking a hot doe.
C wounded hind corner or Drabbit trickery.
I don't know, Squatch.

(41:05):
I'm locked in, but I'm locked in.
But I don't know.
Locked into.
I get to it.
All right, Frankie, since youhave no clue, let's start with you
first.
I went with Steve.
I don't.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
C is not right.
How about you, Mike?
I went with c as well.
Oh, geez.
How about you, Brett?

(41:26):
C.
Guys, the correct answer.
The correct answer was B.
A buck tracking a hot dough.
No reason why he's got asniffy and it's making his leg hang
out on an angle.
And he's dragging that one leg out.
You know, maybe he's prettywell endowed.
So.
No, that's.

(41:46):
That's not.
Lee with that one.
Squats with the.
Between c and B.
That's all right.
That's.
That's a hard.
That's hard.
So the snow track shows abounding pattern with a tight rear
hoof spread, an angled stride.
You know, I would say that.
Probably something you'd findin deep snow when they're.

(42:08):
They're in the rut trying that.
Because a bounding pattern.
He's.
He's jumping, Leaping towardsthe doe.
Yep.
Tough.
That's a tough.
It just seems odd that they'dbe running like that, though.
Well, it's.
It's because the buck istrying to cut the dough off is what
they're saying.
So he's on an angle.
Like.
That's what.
Trying to.

(42:28):
He's trying to keep her hemmed up.
In other words, he's.
He's on that angle coming in.
Yeah.
That's a tough one, man.
Tough one.
That was a hard question.
Wolf.
Neve.
Sorry if I mispronounced it commented.
Keep up the good work.
Dropping A like.
Well, thanks, brother.
All right.
All right, guys.
Number 14, here we go.
A shot at 220 yards with a 7mil 08.

(42:52):
Very powerful rifle.
Entry behind the shoulder,exit, low front brisket.
We explain where the brisketwas before.
You're going to have to readthat fucking again.
Okay, no problem.
Here we go.
A shot at 220 yards with a7mil 08 entry behind the shoulder
exit, low front brisket.

(43:13):
A spine, B, liver to heartangle quartering 2.
C, ponch or D, lung graze.
So it was.
That's what I would have wentwith, too.
Somebody said I didn't evenlook at.
That's a freaking hard one.
We read it again.
Yeah.
Yeah.

(43:34):
Shot at 220 yards with a 7mil08 entry behind the shoulder, exit
low front brisket.
A spine, B, liver to heartangle quartering 2.
C punch or D, lunggris.
Think about the.
Think about the exit and whereit was hit.

(43:54):
That's all I can tell you.
Well, it depends on how far.
Read the answers one more time.
A, spine, B, liver to heart,angle quartering 2.
C punch or D lunggris.
It's the angle you gotta think of.

(44:15):
You got this, Brett.
Just picture the angle.
Odyssey says.
Just picture the angle.
Odyssey, real quick.
Just read the.
The.
The question real quick.
I just want the question.
Shot at 220 yards with a 7mil 8.
Entry went in behind theshoulder, exit went out.
Low front brisket behind.
Okay, entry behind, entrybehind the shoulder, exit.

(44:37):
Okay.
Peewee Herman said it best.
Connect dead dots.
La la, la.
Connect dead dots.
Remember Peewee Herman used todo that?
Oh, you're behind the shoulder.
Right now.
Do the answers one more time.
Oh, my God.
I.
I need to get this right.
A, spline spine.

(44:58):
Sorry.
B, liver to hard anglequartering 2.
C punch or D, lung graze.
I think it's one of.
It's one of these two.
I have mine.
Okay.
Yep.
I can't wait to see.
Probably says headshot orsomething, but.
All right, guys, you ready?
Yep.

(45:20):
All right, broadside.
What do you Got.
I went with D, but I'm notconfident in it.
That's right.
Because it's wrong.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Okay, Mike, I want B.
You went with B.
You're right, Mike.
Got a point, Mr.
Bovin.
I was stuck between B and D.
And I put B.
Yeah, exactly.

(45:40):
I was stuck between B and D.
Yep.
I actually really found B andthen I crossed.
I was like it, and I would be.
That's why I kept asking, like.
Yeah, well, it's.
It's the angle when it.
That's what I'm saying.
It's the angle.
And that's why I kept entry.
Entry behind the shoulder,exit low front briskets forward.
So, you know, you're.
You're getting liver.
He's saying you're coming inbehind the shoulder, which is hitting

(46:01):
the liver to the hard angle,quartering two.
So you got to connect the dots.
La la la la la Y.
That's one through.
All right, man.
Cool, cool, cool.
Here we go, guys.
We're at 15.
We're getting up there.
Let's just.
We're at 15.
I thought we're on 14.
No, we're on 15.
That was 14 we just did.

(46:22):
14 was the shot at 220 yardsof 7 millimeters.
Jesus.
Somebody needs to go back toschool, do math.
I miss a question?
What the.
Gingers are.
Gingers are mystical creatures.
They just lose track of time sometimes.
Mystical black creatures?
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
They're part black.
I've been taking.
I've been circling everyone onthe sheet I wanted so I don't miss

(46:43):
one or go back to one.
Same here.
I thought I'm on number 14.
Let's double check.
Maybe I missed one.
I should have swore around 14.
Oh, well, while we're on this,let's take a little timeout.
Break to P.
I've been chugging water.
Because I'll tell you this.
This is what I have.
I went correct on one, then Iwent wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,

(47:07):
or two through five, then Iwent right six through nine, then
I got 10 wrong.
I got 11 right, 12 wrong.
And I just got this questionright, which was B13.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
I have you right at seven questions.
1, 2, 3, four, five, six, seven.

(47:28):
I have seven questions.
Right.
Yeah, that's what I have, too.
And we are starting number 15.
We just finished 14, and I'vechecked everyone off since we've
been on it, so I wouldn't makea mistake and miss one.
No, I got to.
I'm the host of the show, andthat's right.
Damn it, I just thought wewere on 14.

(47:49):
Well, you can't count, sothere you go.
And that's the bottom line,because the.
Squash and I will be handingout people's elbows soon.
All right, so we're onquestion number 15.
Here we go, boys.
You find an arrow buriedfletch deep with a strong bile smell.

(48:12):
No blood trail.
A, was it A, liver hit, B, gutpunch back out and wait 8 hours?
C, was it bladder or D, was ita kidney?
Read one more time.
Scotch.
Come on, buddy.
Okay, I'm gonna do it inSpanish this time.
Perfect.
Espo arrow Fletcher depot.

(48:36):
Okay.
No, seriously.
Okay.
You find an arrow buried,fletched deep with a strong bile
smell, no blood trail.
A, liver, B, gut punch backout and wait eight hours.
C, bladder or D, kidney.
Okay, got it.
I got mine all locked in.

(48:58):
All right, let's start withBrett Bovin.
I put B.
You are correct, sir.
You get a point.
How about you, Mike?
You had B.
B.
Okay, Frankie.
B.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
That was an easy one.
It was an easy one.
I'm surprised Brett got it right.
I really.

(49:18):
I really am.
I like it.
Not even.
Just because, like, I.
I.
I think it was obvious, but itseems like Brett likes to get a lot
of the obvious questions wrong.
I really thought he was gonnasay bladder or kidney or something.
Like.
I thought about it, but it wasthe smell that tricked me to be.

(49:40):
Brett was going for F, headshot.
He was.
Even though it's not even onthe list.
I mean, he was just going for it.
Nah, everybody knows.
Just for you new hunters outthere, if you're listening, if you've
got that arrow that's buriedfletch deep with a strong bile smell,
anything that's really offStinky Winky is usually gut.
According to deer trackers,with dogs, it's a great hit.

(50:02):
They'll be able to find a deerthe next day, so stay the hell out
of the woods, Go back, have abeer or a coffee, go to sleep, and
get up the next day.
Call deer search and find your deer.
Yep.
Gut punch, deer.
You'll always have that.
You may have some matter onyour arrow, like walnuts or acorn
chunks or corn or, like,putrid stinky stuff, but that's usually.

(50:25):
Okay, guys.
So that was question number 15.
Here we go to 16.
You see steam rising from abed in fresh snow, but no tracks
out.
Next move.
A, freeze.
Deer still may be watching.
B, push forward fast.
C, make sound to Flush Or D,look for drag trail.

(50:51):
I see steam.
Yeah.
You know what steam is?
Yeah.
You take A, when you think ofa steamy pile of shit, you got that
air coming off of it.
That's steam.
I'll read it again.
You see steam rising from abed in fresh snow, but no tracks

(51:12):
out.
What's your next move?
Freeze Deer still may be watching.
Is A, B, push forward fast.
C, make sound to flush, notthe toilet.
And D, look for a drag trail.

(51:35):
Alex Trebek is waiting.
He wants to answer.
I have mine.
Okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
You eliminate two, and thenyou get stuck down the last two.
Well, you know, it feels likeit's been every damn.
Every question that has beencomes down to two.
Brad, I told you.
I told you these are not goingto be easy.
Well, no, you got four.

(51:56):
You can always eliminate.
You should be.
Always eliminate.
Two questions, two answers.
Hey, Brett, if you don't knowan answer, always go.
See, I'm telling you.
But it's not it.
I have my answer, but it's notB or C.
I'll say that.
Okay.
Let's start with you, Mr.

(52:17):
Bovin.
What you get?
I was gonna put A, but then Iput D.
You should have stuck.
With A because A was the right answer.
You said you.
And I got A, too, buddy.
All right.
All right.
Damn it.
All righty, then.
All righty.
So basically, guys, explainthat question.

(52:38):
You see steam rising from abed and fresh snow, but no tracks
out.
Next move.
Usually that means the deerjust got up and he's in the thick
crap looking back at you,waiting for your next move.
A deer always freezes.
They won't move.
The longer you stand andfreeze and you look and keep looking,
he's going to think you seehim and he's going to take off.

(53:00):
So that's why they gave youthe answer to freeze.
Deer may still be watching.
Push forward fast.
Yeah, maybe if you're that oneguy you know, but doesn't usually
work out.
Make a sound of flush.
I mean, I've thrown rocks andtickets to jump a buck.
It works Sometimes look for adrag trail.
I mean.
Yeah, I'm always looking for adrag trail because I'm going to kill

(53:20):
him.
He's got to look for a drag trail.
All right, boys, we're headingoff into the wild blue yonder of
question number 17 already.
Can you believe it?
We're just having too much fun.
Do it.
Let's do it.
In wet snow, you see drops ofblood on the uphill side of rocks
and Logs.

(53:40):
A, is it A, Doonestrus?
B, gut hit.
C, entry wound low, deertraveling downhill.
Or D, buck scent marking.
Gotta do it again, Squatch.
This is tricky.
This is tricky.
That's a.
What the hell?
Yeah.
What did the Squatch just read?
I'm in like literally.

(54:01):
What the.
In wet snow, you see drops ofblood on the uphill side of rocks
and logs.
A, dough in estrus.
B, gut hit.
C, entry wound is low.
Deer traveling downhill.
D, buck scent marking it.

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I'm just gonna take a guess.
If I find something new andamazing out right now, I will be
astonished.
Y like my mind is about to be.
I'm preparing for my mind tobe just blown on something that I
just had no idea.
But like I, I.
This is the, the mostinteresting answers I've ever heard.

(54:47):
These are effing tough.
Okay.
Questions were blood related.
The other two are.
Are scent related.
Okay, ready boys?
Who's locked in?
Everybody locked in?
I'm locked in, but I, I'm.
If I'm right.
Come on.
Frank, the tank.
What'd you come up with?
I went with C.
You're right.
Holy.
How about you, Mr.

(55:07):
Mike?
One with C.
All right.
Mr.
Mike and Mr.
Bovin, I want.
To see as well.
All right, so basically, inwet snow, you see drops of blood
on the uphill side of rocks, logs.
Entry wound is low.
Deer traveling downhill.
They're showing you when theysay that see drops of blood on the

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uphill side of rocks and logs.
You would get that by thatdeer traveling downhill at a steep
angle.
It's going to hit what it'sdropping into.
That's why they're explainingthat, you know, I mean a good one.
I mean, I would kind of think if.
If I didn't read it over acouple times would be doanestrus.
She could be dripping,dripping down.

(55:50):
I've seen that kind of.
But usually would.
It would be like a yellowishcolored brown color.
It's not like blood color with them.
Yeah, I was about to say that these.
Yeah, I was about to be like,wow, where the hell have I been the
last.
I don't know how many yearsnot seeing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Deer and Esther's with blooddripping down.

(56:10):
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, boys, we're on questionnumber 18.
Can we get a quick score?
Okay, so we got Mike.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
Brett.
1, 2, 3, four, five, six,seven, eight, nine.

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Frank.
One, two, three, four, five,six, Seven, eight, nine, nine, ten,
eleven.
I mean that's good.
The boondock boys Are kicking ass.
But I also want to go in first place.
Well, you know, this is.
This is time for change, boys.
I mean, you know, Brett bovincould put the wizard cap on.
Yeah, well, that's gonna happen.

(56:53):
He is physical and he is aginger, so anything's possible.
They don't call him fornothing, you know?
And we pronounce ginger with ahard r.
Okay?
Yes, we do.
You gotta remember the hard r.
Right?
Hey, I got.
I gotta ask though, becauselast time we did it, we added up
the points.
Since it's just me, how are wegonna do that?
Is it just straight up?

(57:14):
This is all individuals, andif there's a tie, we're gonna.
We'll have a tiebreaker.
Yeah, we'll figure something out.
Don't worry.
Okay.
All right, here we go, guys.
Number 18.
I still think we missed aquestion, but whatever.
We didn't miss a question.
Damn it.
I've been marking them off.
Say that again.
I'm throwing you off thefreaking show.
All right.
Yes.

(57:35):
Stop confusing the host.
All right, here we go, guys.
Mark down.
Negative 200 points for Brett.
A hardshot deer typicallydrops in A, 200 plus yards, B, 30
to 60 yards, often with adeath sprint C, 10 yards or D instantly

(58:01):
every time.
Got it.
Don't be so sure yourself now, Brett.
Think this over.
I will.
Because I know exactly whathappened with my deer when I hard
shot at him.
Okay.
All right.
Well, you good?
Good, good.
Let me know when you're ready, boys.
Or you could say I still think.
Just read the answers one moretime, Squatch.
I want to make sure I got.
One more time to get to getbretza brain thinking here.

(58:24):
No, it's obvious.
It's right there.
A heart shot deer typicallydrops in A, 200 plus yards, B, 30
to 60 yards, often with deathsprint C 10 yards or D instantly
every time.
Wait, are we just saying likeinstantly, like right there when

(58:45):
you shot him?
Yes.
Or done.
Right.
Right there on the spot.
Now, is this a good.
Is this a gunshot or is it abow shot?
Well, I can't specify it.
Just as a heart shot deertypically drops in.
Doesn't say gun.
Okay.
Doesn't say bow.
I have mine.
Yeah, I'm good.
Thanks for the instantaneous.

(59:07):
All right, boys, what'd youcome up with?
How about you, Frankie?
What'd you bring up at?
I went with B.
Oh, he's got a point, guys.
He's got a bull.
Okay, Mr.
Brett up.
What'd you come out with, Brett?
What'd you get at, Brett?
You're saying no, right?
No way.

(59:27):
What'd you come up with, Brett?
I put C.
Wrong.
What was C again?
10 yards.
I put.
I put B.
By the way.
Mike, you get a point.
Brett, you got the wrong one.

(59:48):
So you don't get nothing.
No, that's.
Well, I got it.
I got it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on,hold on.
And I.
I will agree.
I.
I did not make the answers forthis quiz, but I have heart shot
a deer with a bow and arrow.
It literally dropped within 4yards of where I shot it.
Didn't move an inch.
Guide.

(01:00:08):
Same here.
And for it to say it goes.
30 to 60 yards, the answer wastip was typically right.
Typically.
Yeah, Typically you're dropwithin 10 yards.
Typically drops in.
Yeah.
So, I mean, you know what got.
Me was like that death run,because I've had them do that.

(01:00:29):
I've seen a lot of deer getshot and sprint immediately and get
into that and then just drop.
But also could be like, whatwould have.
What would have.
No, what would have been abetter way to rate?
That was a heart shot deertypically drops and does a mule kick.
Would have been a better wayto do it.
But I.

(01:00:49):
I gotta.
I gotta disagree with that too.
But I can only give you whatthe answer is.
I mean, you know, the answeron the answer key.
I'm double checking just tomake sure.
Yeah.
Is B.
Yeah, that's what they went with.
Brett, I feel your pain, brother.
I've killed plenty of deer at all.
And wall right there with ahard shot.
Let me ask you, what would youhave put if that was.

(01:01:11):
I would have put.
I would have put 10 yards.
I would have put C.
All right, so I'm not in all.
Honestly, I wouldn't have.
Yeah, I mean, that's right how we.
Do it with the death sprint.
I mean, that might have tippedme off the more lean towards that
question, but being that I'vehad that experience, I probably would
have put 10 yards myself.

(01:01:31):
So.
All right, so we got 2, 4, 6,8, 10, 12 with Mike.
Got 2, 4, 6, 12 with Frank.
With Frank and measly 9 for Brett.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9 for Brett.

(01:01:51):
Oh, that's like the trivia night's.
You know, guys, he was doinglast time, and then he came out of
nowhere.
Then he came back.
Yep.
So 100.
Well, he has the magic gingerpowers, you know.
Yep.
He's about to turn them onright now.

(01:02:14):
He goes.
And then he starts getting answers.
Yeah.
Are you guys.
Are you guys ready for.
For number 19 here?
Yes, sir.
All right, let's.
Let's get her done then.
Still pissed.
That's all right.
Look, look, just collect your thoughts.
Let's regroup this guy downand yell at him.
Do you need your stress.

(01:02:34):
Do you need your stress ball?
Do you need your stressful squeeze?
It's at work.
He needs a stress dildo.
Come on.
There you go.
We'll give you a quick tenminute break.
Yeah.
Would you like to go to yourunsafe space now?

(01:02:54):
Damn it.
Here we go, boys.
Question number 19.
Here we go.
You find three beds in a tightcircle, all with hair and small blood
flecks.
A, is it dough bedding?
B, A mortally hit, deerbedding getting up repeatedly.

(01:03:15):
C, a wolf kill site or D,turkey roost dust beds.
That's a fucked up one.
Yeah, that's real fucked up.
One more time, Squatch.
Come on, buddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
You find three beds in a tightcircle, all with hair and small blood
flecks.
A dough bedding, B, mortallyhit, deer bedding getting up repeatedly.

(01:03:41):
C, wolf kill site or D, turkeyroost dust beds.
Do the answers one more time.
Sure.
A was doe betting.
B was immortally hit deerbedding getting up repeatedly.
C was a wolf kill site.
D was turkey roost dust beds.

(01:04:04):
Real quick.
Look at this deer.
Yep.
Just send me the pin wherethat is, Mike.
I.
I wish it.
It's in.
It's in a residential area.
Oh, that's even better.
Look.
Looks like.
Looks like we're taking anight where we're.
We're going out theflashlights and we're just gonna

(01:04:25):
drive around and chill.
Driving.
Have you seen my predatorhunting videos?
What I can do at night meanjust exactly Y.
We're there.
We're there.
That's a freaking huge.
That's.
That's over.
Oh, yeah.
Monster R.
Okay, so where are we at, guys?

(01:04:46):
You got your answers?
I think so.
I think so.
I'm not.
Not too confident, but I have.
Me neither.
It's.
It's a tricky one, this.
I'll give it to you.
Very tricky.
It's tricky.
Okay.
Tricky, tricky, tricky,tricky, tricky, tricky.
All right, Boven, what'd youcome up with?
B.
You are correct, sir.

(01:05:06):
Yeah, let's get that dick in me.
See, Using your freaking vibrator.
It paid off, Frankie boy.
I went with B.
You went with B.2.
You got it?
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
How about you, Mike?
B.
Okay, so you guys all got thatvery, very good, as Dr.

(01:05:30):
Ruth would say.
Dr.
Ruth is very good.
Yeah.
So you find three beds in atight circle, all with hair, small
blood flecks, mortally hit.
Deer bedding getting up repeatedly.
That's.
I could see it maybe beingdough bedding.
And that.
That was.
That was kind of what I wasthinking too.
I could see it being dopebetting, Wolf kill site.
Nah, there'd be blood everywhere.
And towards.

(01:05:51):
Yeah.
Roost, turkey roost.
Dust beds.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, guys, look.
We're at question 20.
After that, we got five more.
We missed 14.
So.
So Brett has to get the threeout of five at least minimum.

(01:06:13):
Correct.
And Frank and I have to getbasically almost.
We can.
Frank and I can only get likeone or two questions.
So I take it that you're usingthe meatloaf theory, that two out
of three ain't bad.
Yes.
Yeah, you're.
You are, right?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, I call thattwo out of three.
Yeah.
All right, so question 20,boys, is you shoot a deer in the

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shoulder.
No penetration.
Loud crack.
Deer runs, but holds its legs stiff.
A, is it a liver hit?
B, is it a long hit?
C, is it scapular deflection,possibly non.
Lethal.
Or is it D, a heart shot?
Everybody should get this one right.
I'm good.
I'm good.

(01:06:58):
We should get this one right.
We take you outside and beat you.
You guys locked in?
Come on.
This is easy.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
All right.
What'd you get, Frank?
Theme.
Correct, sir.
Correct.
Does it happen to me last year.
That's why.
Brett.
It's D.
It's D.
Brett.

(01:07:20):
Don't.
Don't listen.
You're right.
You're right.
My bad.
My bad.
You're right.
Mike, what'd you get?
C.
Okay.
Right.
See?
See?
Good job.
Okay, guys.
Yeah, that's.
That's an easy one.
You hear that loud crack?
It's usually a shitty feeling.
You hit the scalp.

(01:07:40):
But you'll possibly non.
Lethal.
Doesn't mean it's always notnon lethal.
Our bows heavier, your grain weight.
The arrow broadheads thatwe're using these days can punch
through his scalpel.
Doesn't mean it's always bad.
I will say a lot of these questions.
Both questions feel targetedto Frank.
Last year.
Squatch, you do that on purpose.

(01:08:01):
I'm taking it.
I'm taking it.
Are you.
I'm taking.
Very personal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I really want.
Then he's like, I really want.
World Tri Ambush gets it wrong.
There's a problem.
Yeah, these were.
This was a mental thing to.
To really screw it.
Frank.

(01:08:21):
Yep.
Remind me of it.
I just, you know, I Like to.
Like a hot poker, you know, Ikind of like to just let it like
go in deep and just burn, you know.
So we got five.
One, two, three.
We got five more questions left.
We're on question number.
Yeah, we have five questions left.
I'm at 11.
You guys are at 14.
You guys can only miss two andI gotta get the rest.

(01:08:42):
Ready.
Yep.
Okay.
Yep.
Either that or we beat youwith a wet noodle.
I still say we missed a question.
We didn't miss a question.
Shut up.
If I keep looking down, butthere's no way that I missed it.
I will.
I will send you the sheetswith me having them checked off.
Damn you.
Now I know why your mother drinks.

(01:09:03):
Damn it.
All right.
Especially.
All right.
Okay.
Question number 21.
Here we go.
A 25 yard bow shot with anexpandable broadhead.
On a quartering away, buckleads to liver and offside.
Lung hit.

(01:09:24):
He runs 40 yards and beds.
What do you do?
Let him lie six to eighthours, lethal, but don't push B,
push in 15C, call in or D,rattle near bed.
The hell does call in mean?
Yeah, what does that mean?
Squats.
Does it mean call in that youkilled it or call in like a dog?

(01:09:48):
I'll read it again.
A 25 yard bow shot with anexpanded broadhead on a quartering
away.
Buck leads to liver and offside.
Lung hit.
He runs 40 yards and beds.
A lie six to eight hours,lethal, but don't push, push in 15C,

(01:10:08):
call in or D, rattle near bed.
I would say call in is maybeusing a grunt call to try to get
him up to get another shot orrattle maybe near his bed.
That's all I can give you on that.
Somebody's the waiter writtenor a little weird, but I'm good.
Okay.
What'd you guys get?
I went a zero, one, a two.

(01:10:31):
You guys all got a point.
All got a point.
And you're correct.
Good job.
That's.
That's a tough one becauseit's the way it's written.
But when you got that liveroffside, long hit, runs 40 yards
and beds.
It's anything to anytime, you know.
You know it's lethal.
But you might be better offairing on the side.
Of course.
I think.
Yeah.
The safest part, the safestthing to do is just let him lie.

(01:10:54):
I probably like I've shot likethat multiple times.
Okay.
I never have waited six hours.
But if you're just not sure.
Yeah.
The best bet is always 6 to 8hours is probably always your best
bet because he yeah, 100.
It's a lethal shot.
That deer's dying, you know,especially since.
He was coring away, you know,and you know, he at least got one,

(01:11:16):
if not both, at least, youknow, he at least got the liver.
And pots say, you're lookingat this and you're like, I know I
got the liver.
Maybe a long shot.
All right.
You know he's gonna suffocate.
You got some bleeding going onwith the liver.
Yeah, I would say he'sprobably dead within three hours.
No.
All right.
Yeah.
So a funny thing about that, Iwas watching Dan Infall and he said,

(01:11:41):
and I could be wrong, but Imean, I'm pretty sure I heard what
he said because I disagreewith it right away.
He wants you to push that deer.
He wants that deer to bleed out.
He wants you to get as muchblood out of it because of coagulation.
He's saying a lot of times,the way a deer's hit, they coagulate,
they don't bleed out.
I don't always agree.
I don't agree with everybody.
But, you know, a lot of times,I mean, I have had them dry up, they'll

(01:12:04):
actually roll in mud, pack the hole.
Yep.
So I mean, I, I definitelythink it, I, I, I think it makes
sense.
I think, listen, theseanimals, they do everything they
can to survive this.
This is what they do.
So, like, I completelyunderstand what he's saying now.
I think it, I think you haveto know your property.

(01:12:26):
I think like wherever you'rehunting, I think you really need
to, to know.
Because if, if he's gonna runinto private property where you can't
like, get access to like, orit's, you're gonna make this like,
gosh forbid a long chase orsomething, you know what I mean?
Then you're, but if you knowkind of exactly where you can, you're
pushing the deer and you'renot too worried about that.
Yeah, that definitely wouldmake make sense to me.

(01:12:49):
I think that's a pretty smart.
Because the more he moves theregardless, the more he's going to
bleed.
But I mean, I would, I see thepoint, but I disagree with it only
because if, you know, let'sjust say you know for a fact you
got at least one, the liver.
And you're, like I said,you're questioning on the one lung.
A deer can go on one lungmiles and miles away.

(01:13:13):
Have them sit there.
I'm not going to want to getup there and push them when I.
Know I'm not doing it.
Let's Just say you.
You have an estimate, like,all right, I know he's in this chunk
of woods dying.
I don't want to get him up andmoving, and they have him run three
miles away, and then I'mscrewed tracking them.
No, no, I'm down with it forpushing them, you know, hard.
As long as I know he's notgoing onto somebody else's property,

(01:13:35):
I've got room to run him outof blood.
I'm okay with it.
But, you know, you're betteroff letting him succumb.
Let him get rigor mortis so hecan't stand up.
Go back six to eight hours.
Get it?
If he's still breathing alittle bit or something, he's not
going to be able to get up.
He's.
He's.
He's all locked up.
You get a second shot, but,you know, use your own caution.

(01:13:58):
On what?
On that kind of stuff.
All right, boys, here we go.
Question number 22.
Still miss 14.
Yeah, your sister's ass.
What kind of blood appears?
Right, Red pulsing, drops,wide trail at 30 yards, then stops.
I'll read it again.
What kind of blood appears?

(01:14:19):
Bright red pulsing, drops,wide trail at 30 yards, then stops.
A, it's arterial hit, possiblefemale artery, major vessel nick.
B, gut, C muscle, or D, lung?
This has nothing to do withFrank at all.

(01:14:41):
Just saying what the answers again.
Yeah, yeah.
A, arterial hit, possiblefemale artery or major vessel nick,
B, gut, C muscle, D lung.
God, I love this pineapple juice.

(01:15:03):
I'm allergic to pineapple.
I have mine, but I think I.
I don't think it's right.
Not confident with it, though.
No, I'm not confident withthis one either.
No, me neither.
Guys locked in?
Yep, I'm locked in, unfortunately.
Start with Mike.
What'd you get, Mike?
I went D.

(01:15:25):
Yeah, Frank the Tank.
I went with A.
You are correct, my boy.
I knew it.
I knew it.
And how about you, Brett?

(01:15:48):
Wow.
This is what happened to meall the time in school.
I always second guess my answer.
Yep.
I just want to hit my head.
Feel free to.
We.
We'll just sit here and watch.
Mike, what was your.
What was your.
What you say it was?

(01:16:09):
I said D lung shot.
You, and I knew it wasn't D.
You dumbass.
Who's still in last place?
Who is still in last place?
Wait a minute.
I gotta know because.
Wait, wait.
Is a deer bigger than an elk?
Come on.
No.
Oh, it's impersonal.

(01:16:32):
Listen, in Brett's defense, hethought I said elf, not an.
Oh, I misheard him.
He misheard me.
Oh, Squatch is playing bothsides, Mike.
We can't have this.
Yeah, I'm switching.
Don't worry.
There'll be punishments whenwe have our next meeting.
I enjoy punishments.
It doesn't matter.

(01:16:52):
No.
So we.
We got into this before, soI'm kind of wondering why you would
have said long.
Yeah, it was like, question17, 18, or 14 that we missed, right?
I don't know.
My brain.
My.
My brain was just off for that one.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You get the award for tonightfor that one.
So listen, I'm.

(01:17:14):
I'm still one.
I'm one behind Frank, and I'mstill ahead of bag over there, so
I'm happy.
Especially after he triedmaking fun of me.
So you know what?
Yeah, we still miss 14.
I'm still wrong with 18.
That's still pissed.
I am gonna gouge out youreyeballs and skull you if you say
that again.

(01:17:34):
Is that going to be on?
Only fans.
Oh, there we go.
That's.
That's.
That's the extra credit one.
Yeah, I like it.
Take my money.
The new pro, the new profile pick.
That's a new tattoo.
All right, guys, questionnumber 23.

(01:17:55):
Here we go.
How do you identify a trackleft by a limping buck in dry leaves?
A, drag lines?
B, double print.
C, mismatched stride, spacingand scuffing on lead foot?
Or D, wide gate?
Wide gate or wide gape?

(01:18:16):
Wide gate.
Why are you thinking about adeer gaping?
Yeah, it's just weird.
I just didn't know.
I don't know.
I was confused.
That's why he doesn't shoot dough.
He's not allowed to be around him.
Crimes against himself.
Say it one more time.

(01:18:37):
Squat.
Hold on.
I just took a drink.
Your gay pineapple drink.
You.
Hey, man, I'm telling you,it's good.
Don't knock it.
Okay, A, G, drag lines.
B, double print.
C, mismatch.
Stride spacing when scuffingon lead foot.
D, wide gaping hole.

(01:18:58):
How old are we?
How old are we?
I'm this many.
You read it again.
I got.
I can count on my fingers.
How old?
One, two.
Know what I've realized?
You know what I've realized, guys?
25 questions was a little toomuch for Brett.
Not good.

(01:19:19):
Okay, 25 questions was way toolong ago when he couldn't even figure
out what a, B, C, and D was onanswer three, right?
Yep.
True, true.
That's true.
We still missed 14.
Yeah.
Okay.
What did you.
What did you want Brett, didyou want the answers?
I don't even remember now, so.
Yeah, just read the damn thing.
You identify a track left by alimping buck and dry leaves A, drag

(01:19:44):
lines.
B, A double print.
C, mismatched stride spacing,scuffing on lead foot.
D, wide gate.
All right, It.
You could.
All right, whatever.
Bucket.
Not an answer.
I put an answer there.
I don't know.
How about you, Mr.
Broadside Ambush?
Frank, what you come up with?

(01:20:04):
I went with Steve went with C.
You're correct.
And Mike got the C.
What'd you get, Brett?
C, B.
You went with B.
No, C.
I went with C.
Okay.
C.
Okay, guys, you all got that right.
How do you identify a trackleft by Olympic bucket?
Dry leaves.
Of course.
M match stride spacing.

(01:20:25):
He's got to be all screwed upwhen he's trying to drag.
Maybe he's got a bum legscuffing on the lead foot.
He's hurt.
Dun, Dun, dun.
Question 24.
Here we go.
Well, it looks like for now,Frank wins.
Whoa, whoa.
Frank's.
Frank's only one of.
Whoa.
The out.
Shut the up.

(01:20:46):
Frank's at 18.
Frank's at 8.
No, he's at 17.
Hold on, let me double 13.
Frank has 17.
He's at.
Frank's at 17.
Mike at 16.
So I can't win.
The only thing I can do iscome in six second.
Well, boom.
Shocks, hunting boondocks.
I can only time.
Mike.

(01:21:06):
That ain't happening.
Doesn't matter.
Let's finish up.
Okay, number 24.
Here we go.
Boys, you're still miss 14.
What is the only tracking signthat can be duplicated by other animals?
A, hair, B, footprint.
C, blood with stomach matteror bile.
Or D, depression or betting depression.

(01:21:28):
Sorry.
Like rabbits.
What is.
No hair.
Hair.
Like hair on an animal.
Jesus.
You can also call rabbits hairs.
I know, but look at all the other.
I got distracted by that.
So read it again.
Yeah, you gotta read it again.
Now I'm all up.

(01:21:48):
You're right.
Squash 25 is too much for him.
I know.
Broad spectrum.
Understandable.
What is the only tracking signthat can't be duplicated by other
animals?
A, hair, B, footprint.
C, blood with stomach matteror bile or D, betting depression.

(01:22:12):
I got that one wrong.
I'm a little nervous.
The fact that you said you gotthat one wrong.
I got that one wrong.
I got it wrong.
Then I feel like I might getthis one.
Yeah.
What the.
All right, Mike.
Give us your answer, Mike.
I don't want to give the answer.

(01:22:33):
You're right.
Mike, you got it.
How'd you get that one wrong?
What'd you get, Frank?
I went with a man.
I don't know what I was thinking.
You went with the rabbit.
How'd you go with the rabbit?
So I don't not.
They all me up, but whatever.
Frank, Frank.

(01:22:54):
You blame that piece of gingerright there.
He jinxed you.
He's.
I told you he jinxed.
I said that.
Don't jinx me.
It will happen.
Just let you know though, Ihave gotten the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 last
six questions right.
No.
And then he goes and startstalking about the hair me all up
now.

(01:23:16):
What did you have, Brett?
What'd you have?
Yeah, like I said, I.
I had the last one, two,three, four, five, six, last six
questions right.
Eat a dick.
See, but this is, this is whatBrett did the last time.
He got.
He got.
He started getting on fire atthe end.
I got on fire towards the end again.
Just not.
Just not enough.

(01:23:37):
He's a late starter, guys.
You know, he's.
He's not an early.
I will say this though.
It would be 16 to 17 if.
If I got that stupid 10 yardquestion right.
And if I didn't miss 14.
I mean.
You are.
It's just.
And we still miss number 25.

(01:23:58):
The last and final question.
Oh, Final sign before blooddisappears completely on a gut shot
deer.
Final sign before blooddisappears completely on a gut shot
deer.
A, scat.
B, licking branch.
C, wet smear on bark or logedge belly contact.

(01:24:22):
D, coyote tracks.
I feel like this answer isobvious, but I feel like it's too
obvious.
It's wrong.
Well, it doesn't really matterbecause you suck and you're not even
close to winning.
So.
I was.
I'm.
Honestly, I'm sick.
It's 16 to 17.
So that question, where.
How is it?
Where did you get 16 from?

(01:24:43):
Yeah, where did he get 16 from?
10?
Because right now I'm at 15.
Okay, so you're at 15, he's at 15.
I should, I should be at 16.
You got it wrong.
You got it wrong.
You got it answer though.
And don't tell me you're goingto run 60 yards on a heart off and

(01:25:04):
die.
I got it.
I gotta jump the fence withBrett and say that's too because
my deer went down.
I got pictures of.
Prove it.
I could show you.
Same here.
Yeah, that's two cases out of,you know, the whole whole country.
But it happened.
It happened.
I mean, does happen.
And sometimes they'll probablydrop like if you shoot them with

(01:25:26):
the gun, it could.
They could drop your answer.
Shouldn't be.
It should be typically 30 to60 yards because the odds of a deer
running off the heart.
All right, well, let's.
Let's.
Let's see who the who.
I mean, boondocks hunting onealready, but let's see who in boondocks
hunting one.
All right, boys, give me your answers.

(01:25:47):
C.C.
what'd you get?
Brett?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't give a.
Care.
We'll put a P down for.
All right.
All right.
C is the correct answer, boys.
Yay.
Off.
Well, we have to go.
We have to go to extra.
Don't we have to go to extra?

(01:26:08):
I think so.
Yep.
We're tied.
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 13,14, 15, 16%, 17, 18.
Okay.
All right.
Look at this hat.
It says boondocks hunting on it.
We're the best.
I had to go.
I wore my squatch hat.
I had to.

(01:26:29):
All right.
Honestly though, if you tookaway the 18th question.
There we go.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Nine questions right in a row.
So off's not winning on a technicality.
No way.
If you take away that stupidass answer that I gave a couple answers
ago, I would have won like.

(01:26:50):
Well, you know, it's like theold saying goes, coulda, woulda,
shoulda.
You're still missed 14, but whatever.
I.
I really, you know, there's anecho in my headphone.
It just keeps saying I missed 14.
Well, it's not me saying it.
You said not to say it again.
You know, I.
I can't help this.
You know, it's one of thosethings where you just got to keep

(01:27:11):
running.
Your mouth loose thing you had.
You have that gay voice inyour head too, to get.
Damn.
I thought I was going crazy.
Oh, yeah, keep saying pride.
Pride.
All right, hold on, boys.
I am looking up a neutraltiebreaker question here.
Go for it.
It's only fair that you guyscame on our show and beat us and

(01:27:32):
we came on your show and beat you.
So.
So that that means we have torun it back.
At least we have to run itback with actually your.
Your team.
Like you.
You should like.
Yeah, yeah, you shouldnegative points just because.
Like I will say this though,for just being me, I think I did
fairly well against.
Just YouTube it.
One against two.

(01:27:53):
I'll give you that.
I mean, yeah, I definitely dothink you did better this time than
last time, but, you know,yeah, 16 to.
18, I think was.
Those are some good questions though.
I will Give you that squash.
Those are amazing.
Thanks, bud.
Yeah, I, I, you know, I try.
Except for questions twothrough five.
Those questions are.
And the fact that we missed 14.

(01:28:13):
And question 18 is answer.
But whatever.
I'm not complaining.
I'm not being a sore loser or anything.
Never.
Okay.
Never that.
So this goes.
This goes between.
This goes between Mike and themighty Broadside Ambush Frank, am
I correct?
Yep.
Yes.
Yes.

(01:28:33):
We're tied.
Okay, I'm looking these over,trying to find.
Does somebody have a tamponfor Brett?
Yes, they're in the locker room.
It doesn't start for anothercouple days.
Yeah, you got to see it, though.
When he starts on hismenstrual cycle, his hair turns brown.
I will say this, though.

(01:28:55):
You know that men actuallyhave some type of menstrual type
dump.
No, not this guy.
It's scientifically proven.
No, I have testosterone thatwould go through the roof.
No, I'm saying, like, like,like every.
Like all guys generally,though, like, once a month.
Like, it just.
It.

(01:29:15):
It's weird.
It's hard to explain.
God did not give that to me.
I don't have that.
Thank you.
No, I'm not saying you havemenstrual cycles or some.
I'm just saying hadmotorcycles, but not a menstrual
cycle.
All right, let's get this onthe road here.
All right, let's go.
I have a tiebreaker question.
Brett, you cannot answerbecause you suck.

(01:29:37):
And you're gay.
And you're gay.
And you're a ginger.
So with a heart.
And you're black.
And you're black.
You got it the worst.
He's got a rough life overthere, man.
Holy.
Brett.
Brett.
Actually, Brett actually askedme, being of his gender, race that
he is, if I had the minorityquestions for him to win.

(01:30:01):
I mean, what kind of host doesthis to you?
Like I'm supposed to come upwith a freaking racially motivated
questionnaire for you?
I mean, I just don't get it.
I don't.
All right, boys, here we go.
Let's go.
What is the primary factorinfluencing the timing of whitetail
Ruth in North America?
A, temperature, B, moon phase,C, photoperiod or D, barometric pressure.

(01:30:30):
Can you read one more time?
I want to see if I got.
Yeah, one more time.
Scotch.
Come on, buddy.
I think we should.
We should do this by whoanswers the question first, just
in case.
If we both get it, like, who'sthe fastest on it, like, hit that
buzzer, because I alreadybuzzed it.
I already got the answer.
Good idea.
I already Got the buzzer.

(01:30:51):
Boom.
Too late.
Just.
Just in case.
If.
If he gets this too.
I buzzed it.
I have the answer.
Here we go.
What is the primary factorinfluencing the timing of the whitetail
rut in North America?
A, temperature B, moon phase,C photoperiod or D barometric pressure.

(01:31:14):
Boys, what do you have?
I just talked all that and Igot it wrong.
But I got C, O1D.
Mike is correct.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Let's go.
W.
Hey, Brett.
Where's my championship belt?
Where's the belt?

(01:31:34):
What the hell is going on?
I'm sorry.
I'll be better prepared fornext one.
Well, on behalf of WaterheadsAmerica, I'd like to thank you all
for participating.
It's been really, really interesting.
Mike Nitre.
I would like to congratulateyou, sir, on being phenomenal.

(01:31:57):
Questions.
Thank you very much.
You have won the Woodsman'sGauntlet trivia of 2025 here on the
way to advantage.
Right.
Congratulations.
Your prizes.
I have no idea.
The whole month.
Bragging rights.
Listen, bragging rights until we.

(01:32:18):
Until we play again.
I got.
We got the get back.
You know.
We.
I.
I'm very proud of boondocks hunting.
I am proud of Mr.
Frank over there.
Frank always does a phenomenal job.
I.
I tell you, the boy must be cheating.
Well, we didn't even ask himabout his phone today.
That.
That's what it was.
I did not have my.
We.
We didn't do a phone check.

(01:32:39):
Nope.
That's.
But.
But yeah, you Brett.
Wow.
We won this.
Wow.
That's right.
We're number one.
Back to Jersey where belongNew Jersey.
We go.
We'll be challenging you guysyet again one of these times coming

(01:33:00):
up.
You know, so.
Well, technically hold on.
Before scratch before.
Yeah.
So we have coming up.
We have on hours.
We have.
It is going to be the Marshboys versus the Blue Hen.
The winner of that will beplaying the whitetail advantage on.
On our show.
The two winners are going tobe going head to head I think before

(01:33:22):
we end the summer.
And then, I mean, I feel likewe have to get another round in.
But your guys have to show up.
We need to set it up one more time.
You guys have to show up.
We have Blue Hen coming on ourshow in August at some time.
I think I do you great guy.
Great guy.
I'm gonna be me.

(01:33:42):
I'm gonna be down meeting himprobably at some point because he's,
you know, he's down in Delaware.
So.
And we will be hunting down there.
So at some point we're gonnawe're definitely gonna be meeting
him and everything like thatbut we his episode just jump dropped
on our show.
Great guy.
Yeah.
Michael.
Because he brought in allcaps, little bag.
You could ask Brett what showis Mickey Mouse from?

(01:34:03):
And he would say paw Patrol.
Your present Michael.
Anyway, Boondocks, Mike andFrank, thank you for coming on the
show.
Squatch Amazing questions.
You know what, how about thisbecause it's the last show for two

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