Who Are These Guys?

Welcome back to Who Are These Guys? - where the sarcasm flows like traffic on the LIE and the wisdom is as questionable as a $1 slice at 3 a.m.

In this episode, Jesse, Jon, and Kurt break down the single dumbest way to clean a Jeep (spoiler: it involves a garden hose and a complete lack of common sense).

From failed parenting hacks to the dark underbelly of soda, and a deep philosophical dive into why Diet Coke might outlive us all ...

In this episode, Morgan Rosenblum joins Jon, Kurt, and Rob to discuss his multifaceted creative journey across comics, board games, and film/TV development. 

He details the 6-year development of his board game, "Winds of Numa Sera," including its strategic Kickstarter campaign, marketing tactics, and the collaborative process with consultants. Morgan also delves into his IPs like "Gemstone Knights" and "RAMG...

Welcome to another dangerously honest episode of We’re All the Guys (WATG)... this time with Kurt, Vin(for a few minutes, JK, and Jacki, who survived a 4th of July boat party, witnessed Roman candle near-death experiences, and may have just uncovered the real secret of women's bathrooms.

Spoiler: it’s not makeup.

• In this fireworks-fueled fever dream of an episode, the trio dives deep into:

• Male makeup trends (is Kurt about to...

Welcome back to WATG… the podcast that’s as sharp as a Long Island parking lot curb and twice as unforgiving. In Episode 324, JK and Jesse dive headfirst into the kind of chaos only New York sarcasm can truly appreciate.

Ever wonder why Kurt hoards Red Bulls like he's prepping for a post-apocalyptic brunch? We break down the absurdity of the 3-for-$8 gas station hustle and explore capitalism's caffeine-laced chokehold on our wallets...

Step aside Law & Order - this is the real story. In this episode of WATG?, we sit down with Michael Dowd, the notorious former NYPD officer at the center of the jaw-dropping documentary The Seven Five. From shaking down drug dealers to ending up on Joe Rogan’s couch (after serving 13 years in federal prison), Dowd holds nothing back. It’s a gritty, hilarious, and brutally honest ride through greed, corruption, redemption, and r...

Better grab a coffee - or something a little stronger - because this one’s going to take you for a ride. In this unapologetically raw episode, Vin, Kurt, and Jesse pull no punches as they dissect the world’s hottest (and most controversial) topics. From provocative theories about whether we’re already in World War III or just sleepwalking into it, to hard-hitting commentary on what wealth really means in a society of extremes - thi...

Welcome back to WATG? - the only podcast where a bagel with grape jelly and bacon isn’t a war crime…it’s a legacy. In this week’s episode, Kurt, JK, and Vin dive tongue-first into the criminal underbelly of comfort food - spilling hot takes and hotter grease on everything from 7-Eleven cheese dogs to whether poppy seeds are just dental sabotage in disguise.

Is lox really a flex? Are brunch hours a myth? Why were there always porno m...

Welcome to Who Are These Guys? (WATG?) - where suburban nostalgia meets blunt-force sarcasm. In this episode, we autopsy the social scene and ask the hard-hitting question: When did hanging out die - and why was the wake at a strip mall Chipotle?

From tales of pantsing gone wrong (or right?) to parenting pitfalls, overscheduled kids, dead social lives, AI girlfriends, and suburban existential dread, we meander through it all like th...

Welcome to WATG? (Who Are These Guys?) - your favorite podcast where sarcasm sizzles hotter than a Times Square hot dog cart in August.

In this week’s episode, Jesse, JK, and Kurt dig deep into the TikTok trenches of Mormon mom influencers, plot a semi-legal rave adventure to Montauk (because why not), and spiral into some good ol’ New York neuroticism over espresso orders and end-of-life hypotheticals. It's unfiltered, it's...

Welcome back to Who Are These Guys?—the only podcast where fear of heights and fear of adulthood collide mid-climb. In this episode, we sit down with Erika, a self-proclaimed "part-dirtbag, part-responsible adult," who casually scales 40-foot climbing walls like they’re escalators. Meanwhile, Kurt’s knees are buckling and JK’s already Googling “is there a height limit for excuses?”

We talk rock climbing, fear of failure, h...

Welcome back to WATG, where the sarcasm’s thick, the takes are unfiltered, and the vibes are somewhere between a deli line fight and a conspiracy theory thread. In this episode, Vin and Kurt spiral gloriously through:

💊 The rise of the gummy supplement mafia - creatine, vitamins, Cialis…if you can chew it, you can sell it.

🤼‍♂️ Nostalgic wrestling rants - from Ultimate Warrior worship to questioning the tight spandex choices of yes...

Welcome back to WATG, where the sarcasm is thick, the dreams are expensive, and the conversations sound like you’re eavesdropping on three guys at a Long Island diner at 2 a.m. after a funeral and a fifth of bourbon.

In this episode, Vince, Kurt, and JK dive headfirst into the fantasy of quitting it all if someone handed them a crisp $5 million check. Spoiler alert: they wouldn't exactly be sipping cocktails in the Maldives—they’d p...

Welcome back to WATG - where bad decisions are discussed like fine art.

In this episode, "$200,000 Weddings and Other Terrible Ideas," your favorite bunch of professional complainers - Kurt, Vin, Jesse, and Sal Zo - tackle life's most baffling disasters: overpriced weddings, raising teenagers, getting mauled by dogs (but not without a fight), freestyle music’s rise and fall, and why HomeGoods is a psychological torture chamber for a...

Step right up and witness the digital circus you didn’t know you needed. In this week’s episode of WATG, Kurt, Vin, Jesse, and JK dive headfirst into the deep, dark, and delightfully dumb corners of the internet. From blind drivers and horny priests to werewolf trauma and the actual Girth Masterr (don’t Google it at work), this episode is a chaotic blend of New York sarcasm, locker room therapy, and barbershop banter.

We talk Trump’...

In this episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts JK, Jesse, and Kurt sit down with Taylor Frisch of OG Training Academy for an engaging conversation packed with insights on high-intensity workouts, the benefits of kratom and kava, and advanced recovery methods like peptides and cryotherapy. 

They also delve into Taylor's experience running the New York City Marathon and discuss the pros and cons of new recovery trends lik...

In this episode of Who Are These Guys?, JK, Jesse, and Kurt unpack the emotional gut-punch that is Netflix’s Adolescence—a show that holds up a mirror to everything that’s quietly breaking us in modern life.

We get into it all: the isolation hidden behind screen time, the chaos of algorithmic influence, and why the so-called “freedom” of the digital age often feels like a trap. 

The hosts reflect on their own adolescence vs. what kid...

🚨 The boys are back and no one’s safe—not your coffee shop, not your streaming service, not even your childhood trauma.

In this episode of “Who Are These Guys?”, JK returns to the mic after a brief hiatus, and it's clear he didn’t come back to play nice. 

Jesse and Kurt welcome him with the kind of warm sarcasm that only New Yorkers can deliver—with a side of espresso and existential dread. 

We get a full rundown on Mooney’s redempti...

Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Guys  – where we take on new experiences, push our limits, and then complain about it afterward like true New Yorkers. 

This time, we sweat out our egos (and probably a few bad life decisions) in the sweltering inferno that is hot yoga.

Jesse & Kurt sit down with Nicole & Chris from Just Breathe Yoga Studio in Massapequa and Sayville, NY. The Who Are These Guys crew threw themselves...

Welcome back to Who Are These Guys?, the only podcast where sarcasm is an art form and day drinking is a science. This week, Jesse, JK, and Kurt dissect the beauty of the Irish Goodbye - because saying goodbye is for amateurs. Then, we take a deep dive into the fine-tuned mechanics of day drinking: the peak hours, the inevitable crash, and why it almost always ends in either a fight or a nap.

Other highlights include:

⚡ Jesse’s alleg...