April 15, 2025 • 53 mins
This week we dive into awkward confessions from our listeners and share our own cringe-worthy moments that made us want to crawl under a rock. From Steven's epic bathroom renovation meltdown to Wesley's strong opinions on vague social media prayer requests, we're getting real about life's most uncomfortable situations.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hell, I got to get myself together.
Get it together.
I'm here, goodness, back fromcontinuing last week, still in
my PJs.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We had to do a littlecontinuation because I had to.
Next Monday, I have to do alittle talk on the Ronald
McDonald House.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I know that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, and it's important, it's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You haven't done any talks in a while, so it's about
time for you to do one.
Last week I forgot.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We didn't even say oh wait, it's time for another
episode of who's Driving.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're back.
I was just getting to it, girl,so I do that little intro and
then, if you listen to thepodcast, I still put in our
little intro and music and thatsort of thing and whatever I
don't do that on the videoversion thing and whatever I
(01:06):
don't do that on the videoversion.
But last well, it'd be twoweeks ago Now when we were at
the Atlanta market I was editingand uploading the podcast and
everything I totally forgot todo.
That, daniel, was like youreally got to the point in this
week's episode.
You didn't I was like oh, Itotally forgot to put that in
there because it's all theseadditional steps, and I was
(01:26):
trying to do it from the hotelroom bed.
He was like I kind of like itbetter, it just got right into
it.
So I was like, well, maybe,sometimes, maybe we should mix
it up, skip it whatever flows.
Naturally, last week I didforget to go over the the
national days of the week.
Oh, I forgot.
(01:47):
But before we get to that itreminded me I wanted to go back
to my Instagram.
I had put up several weeks ago,when it was awkward day,
something it was like tell yourawkward moment day or whatever,
embrace it, I don't know.
I put up a box asking what isyour most awkward moment, and so
(02:09):
I have some confessions to talkabout in here.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh, I can't wait to hear these.
I know I love awkward momentswhen they're not about me.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, we did a few episodes all about you.
Yeah, because you're kind ofawkward.
I mean, you're not awkward, isthe thing.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
no, I'm not awkward, but you if anything can happen
to someone, it will happen to me.
You do manage to get yourselfin um predicaments, awkward
predicaments and you know, whenwe went to miami I was
completely, wholeheartedly likeI.
I'm probably going to get intosomething Right, it just happens
(02:47):
to me I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So, speaking of Miami , I meant to bring this up
personally to you.
I listened back that was theepisode that I had to edit in
the hotel room, talking aboutMiami, and you talked about you
got into a little road rageincident in there.
But when I was listening to itback as a listener, I realized
(03:13):
something that I didn't realizein the moment, and that is you
were the instigator of the roadrage incident.
No, I don't think I was.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You said you started cussing and flipping this man
off.
No, no, don't think I was.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, no, you said you started cussing and flipping
this man off.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
And I'm like well, he was no,no, no, no, no, he was in.
I was in my Mustang.
You had rented a Mustang, myMustang, and he was in the large
, the largest Mercedes SUV.
So to my Mustang, it was reallybig and he was just on my ass
(03:54):
constantly and I'm like I don'tknow where he thinks I can go.
Yeah, but there's nowhere.
I mean it was.
It was very aggressive in himgiving that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Just Just aggressive.
Yeah, and you had to handle itby doing hand gestures in person
and Dylan yelled at me.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He was like are you crazy?
We are in.
We were technically in FortLauderdale.
Then he said they will shootyou.
You got to.
And I was like, well, he neededto be told blankety blank blank
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So you, I defended myself.
Oh, is that what it was?
Okay.
And if you say so.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, I'm not a road rage aggressor, I'm not like
that but I mean, if you get all.
I mean I will tell you to backit up, calm down, but I really
shouldn't have done that there,because I mean there's there's a
lot of crazy there there'scrazy everywhere well, there's
crazy right here in greenvilleokay.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So, uh, that was awkward moment or whatever.
So I got some funny ones inhere that I thought we I haven't
read all of them, so I'll justscroll through the first one
that I'm going to talk about.
I got from several people.
I feel like most people havedone this at some point in their
life and, if not, maybe youlearn not to like.
(05:22):
I learned not to do this.
Okay, not.
Maybe you learn not to like.
I learned not to do this, okay,uh.
This person said their mostawkward moment was when I asked
a lady when her baby was due andshe said I'm just fat.
So that is one thing.
I think my mom taught me thismy mom did.
Don't ever say that I, I meanyou literally.
(05:43):
I have to see like an arm goacross your belly and then I'm
like, okay, she's pregnant and Iwill mention it.
I will act like I don't, Idon't.
If I don't know you, I don'tneed to know about your baby.
I just don't even bring it up.
I mean you could be about topop and I'd be like I don't see
nothing, because my mom also didthis.
(06:06):
So, you know, my stepdad's adoctor and my mom worked in the
office and she did all theoffice things.
Well, one day I think one ofthe nurses I don't know what,
like someone, was busy orsomething, I don't know.
So this lady came in with thebaby and I guess my mom was just
(06:27):
walking by and they the nursewas going to weigh the lady and
my mom's like, oh, I'll hold,I'll hold the baby, or whatever.
So my mom was holding the babyand she was getting weighed and
the lady was not happy with like, like, with their weight or
whatever.
And my mom was like, oh, it'sokay, it took nine months to,
(06:48):
you know, put it on and to takenine months, whatever to take it
off.
And the lady whipped around andwas like, that's not my baby,
so she was, she hadn't beenpregnant.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, but that wasn't so bad.
Your mom was trying to make herfeel better.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, but I guess then she's like well, you know
that didn't help because shehadn't been pregnant.
So that's what I remember, likejust don't never, never assume
and never ask no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I learned that because I was with a McDonald's
group and you know I kept mymouth shut Right and our
waitress was pleasantly plumpish, you know, and one of the
owners said so when's your babydue?
Oh God, she wasn't pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, that is so.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And I secondhand embarrassment wanted to die.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, that's just.
Oh, because how do you comeback from that?
I mean, there's no like.
I mean, basically you justcalled her fat, yeah, and
there's no excuse for it becausethere's not a baby.
No, oh, that is secondhandembarrassment.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I just wanted to crawl under something.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh gosh, I need to hear your awkward moments.
Remember we have our hotline864-982-5029.
Call or text us or, in themembers only community, leave it
in the you can comment beloweach show.
The next one is I slipped inthe kitchen and fell while being
introduced to my now husband'sfamily.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I mean that is your heart, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's awful.
That is awful Cause you knowyou're already nervous about
meeting the family.
That would be awful.
At least they ended up married.
This person said most awkwardmoment, calling my daughter's
live-in boyfriend by the name ofher ex-husband.
I think we've all done that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And I've done that so many times I forget you have, I
all done that and I've donethat so many times I forget you
have.
I have done that and I'm tryingto think who I did that with.
Oh no, oh yeah, I called them.
I called by the ex-husband'sname.
Oh my, who was it?
And then they finally saidsomething.
I was like I am so sorry, butthen I did it again and again.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
you know how we are with names, I mean I can't help
you, Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
you married them.
They're going to get calledthat.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Especially if they were together, you know, like a
long time or whatever.
This next one I thought I had anasty customer on hold and
called him an asshole.
He wasn't on hold.
He was not on hold.
He probably needed to hear that, probably you know, sometimes
that's yeah, that's, that'sacceptable.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That was god's way of letting him know he needed to
be nice was this one's kind ofawkward and funny.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
At the grocery store woman fell behind me, swore her
leg flew off.
It did, it was an artificialleg and she screamed Like the
woman.
Not the woman that fell,screamed the shopper.
This person screamed oh, youknow how I am with awkward
things like that too.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I know that makes me.
I have flashbacks to when Ithrew the lady out with the
wooden leg.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Out of the store.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That had nothing to do with the wooden leg.
It needed to happen.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
We talked about that.
That was on a previous.
That was like last year.
A long time ago I came out ofthe bathroom and my dress was
partially tucked into my tights.
That's funny as shit.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I'm just going to tell you that's funny as shit
and I would laugh if I saw that.
I would tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But at least it was your tights and not your panties
.
Yeah, with your ass cheekshanging out or something.
Ass cheeks hanging out orsomething, asking someone how
their parent was, because Iforgot they passed away.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That does not bother me, yeah but it's still kind of
awkward.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's awkward.
I always tell people it'sprobably not as awkward as it
really is to the person askingit.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Like that one's not as awkward.
You're like oh yeah, theypassed away.
I'm just, you know, I'm likeit's fine.
You, you're like, oh yeah, theypassed.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'm just that, you know, I'm like it's fine you
didn't know yeah, it's not a bigdeal thank you for asking,
talking shit about someone notrealizing I had butt dialed her
and she could hear me.
You know, back in the day, withcell phones, I feel like butt
dials are a lot less now, nowthat I say that it happened to
me, um, but I feel like they'rea lot less than they used to be
on different models of phones.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, if that happens , you should just hang up.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You don't need to hear what they're saying Well,
unless you want to know whatthey're saying about you, but
what's the chances?
You must have just talked tothem and then you're talking
shit about them and then phonedout.
That's awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
See, I'm glad I just say shit right to people's face,
then they're not surprised.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It's true, you are good about that.
Yeah, this person had a pair ofunderwear stuck from static
clean to the outside of my jeans.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh, that's funny too.
That's not horrible, that'sfunny.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I have had.
I don't know if I've ever hadunderwear Socks.
Socks come out of my jeans,like walking in socks that fall
out of it from being in thewasher or whatever.
Oh, that's funny.
That is, that's too funny.
So you need to tell us yourawkward moments.
I have a bunch more.
(12:42):
Let's see Knocking over aflower arrangement at a funeral,
causing a domino effect.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That would be awful, that would be awful.
See, that is something thatwould happen to me.
That right there is somethingthat would happen to me.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Have we talked about the time I did the casket spray
and we talked about the time Idid the casket spray?
That's an awkward moment, butthat's just between me and the
person that passed away.
I did a casket spray one time.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Don't give too many details because I'm afraid they
listen.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I will not.
They would probably laugh too.
Anyway, I did a casket sprayfor someone.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It was gorgeous and they had told me that the person
would be.
It would be closed, so theywanted it.
You know large.
Well, when I got there, it wasopen and I was putting the spray
on.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And I couldn't go with you to help you, because I
was working.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yes, so I had to go by myself to take this extra
large.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It was my fault at the time.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I got an opposition and I looked down and there was
a piece of curly willow going onthe person's nose.
I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh gosh, you know, just keepthis down.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You know it was gorgeous.
It wasn't intentional, no, itjust happened.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It just happened and you know that stuff can just get
everywhere, it can.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It was just going right up the little nostril.
I was like, oh my gosh Goodness, let me readjust this.
It was just me in the room, soit was just going right up the
little nostril.
I was like, oh my gosh Goodness, let me readjust this.
It was just me in the room, soit was fine.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh God, yeah, that was pretty that was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
This is this one said .
Went to a job interview withthe bottom part of my skirt
tucked into my underwear.
I got the job, really, yes, ohmy gosh.
Got locked out of my house onlywearing a robe which isn't as
bad as just in your underwear ornaked.
(15:02):
Like what if you went out theback door in a you know in your
neighborhood or whatever, andyou went out the back door and
got locked out?
You know like, oh, I'm justgoing to grab something and
you're completely naked orsomething.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'd be breaking a window, that would be so awkward
.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh gosh, there's a lot of the baby ones.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I have opened the door at the condo, you know,
because my old house had a glass.
My front door was all glasspretty much, and you know it was
a house, but it was a smallneighborhood and the sidewalk
was not that far, so everybodyhad seen me in my panties
(15:43):
running around.
I took my trash to the street,my underwear, but I check every
now and then I'll open my doorto see if there's a package, and
sometimes I'm just in mypanties at home.
Yeah, there's your doors youcan't see out of it well,
there's a peephole, but I don'tsee if there's a package.
No, but I don't look before tosee if anybody's out there I
just open the door and likethree times I've opened the see
if there's a package orsomething.
(16:04):
No, but I don't look before tosee if anybody's out there.
I just open the door and likethree times I've opened the door
and there's been someonewalking up the hallway and
they're just facing you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Just facing me and I'm sure your hair's just a mess
.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That marshmallow mudslide going on Just a mess.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Probably some ratty boxerers hole in it no.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's the part you got wrong.
I don't wear that.
But no, it was like, oh God,somebody's going to be thinking
I'm a pervert.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
This one said it was talking about someone in another
room and the baby monitor wason.
That's some awkward shit,because you're in the house with
them.
It's not like just hang up andcringe.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That's one thing, guys, if you're a realtor out
there or you're shopping for ahouse.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
If you're shopping for a house.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Watch your mouth.
Like everybody has ring camerasat their, at their doorbell now
, and if they've had a baby, Ipromise you their cameras in
there, and then there's probablycameras in there anyway.
So do not do not discussanything when you're in the
(17:20):
property, because you're justgonna, you're gonna, and it
doesn't help.
You're good, yeah, becauseyou're just going to, you're
going to, it doesn't help yournegotiation, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Because you could be talking crap about that.
Look what they did here.
Or you might be talking abouthow much you love it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
And yes, I want this, I want this.
And then, if they're- listeningthey?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
it gives them the power of like we're not
negotiating.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, the negotiating is is now skewed, so don't
don't do that.
Yeah, you have to look at itboth ways.
Oh, I had something crazyhappen.
Here's a.
It wasn't my awkwardness, thishappened with a, a client,
uh-huh, oh, my goodness, I thinkI can tell this.
(18:02):
And so I was.
This was a long time ago.
This was years ago.
I was showing houses and it wasvery remote.
It was a lake, it was alakefront property and it was
very remote.
Well, I was like on time, butthey kept messaging me Are you
(18:25):
close?
Are you Are you?
Are you close?
Are you close?
Are you close?
I'm like oh, my word, like.
First of all, I've driven anhour to show you this and I'm in
the parking.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Were they like I'm in the neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, he was having an issue.
He needed to use the potty, yes.
So I was like, okay, you know,and let him in, and he used it
and you know it was a situation.
Yeah, there was no water on inthe house.
(19:01):
Oh, my gosh so just FYI, whenyou're looking at homes homes
you may want to turn on a faucetbefore you before you go.
Luckily, my country boy brainkicked in and I was like we're
on the lake, go get some water.
So I went to the garage and Godwas watching out for me.
(19:26):
There was a bucket.
Yeah, went to the lake, filledup the bucket, brought it up,
filled up the toilet, flushedthe toilet.
All was good the day was saved.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh my gosh, that's see, that seems like something
that would have been a you story.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, no, I resolved that one and, um, I felt so bad
for my client, I mean it wasyeah, it happens, yeah, it does
okay.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
So this week in national day, something to
celebrate every day.
Um well, this will be on the15th, but on the 14th was
Gardening Day.
Look up at the Sky Day.
There's a lot on here that aredumb.
Dolphin Day, pan American Day,pecan Day Reach as High as you
(20:17):
Can Day.
That's all on the 14th.
I'm just going to hit some ofthe highlights.
This week is packed of days.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Wait, what's on the 14th?
Let me see that the 14th.
That's what I was just readingOX Spouse Day.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I don't know.
What are you celebrating On the?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
15th is.
Should we send them an invoice?
Probably.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Laundry Day is on the 15th.
Need to give Dylan some Some ofthis shit is so stupid Rubber
eraser day.
What the hell are you going todo with that?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Take a wild guest day .
This is dumb Glaze spiral hamday.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Somebody that is in that business, that industry.
They've paid to have thatRegistered.
Yeah, Tax Day.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
We know that the 16th is Eggs Benedict Day.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I don't like that Orchid Day Orchid Day.
We should do something forOrchid Day.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I am celebrating right now.
Wear your Pajamas to Work Dayis on the 16th and Banana Day.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
We should wear pajamas on that day.
But I think we should dosomething for National Orchid
Day.
We should, we should do alittle special.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We should promote, yeah, at the garden store.
We won't remember by then, butanyway, that's on the 15th.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's the 16th.
Oh, it's the National OrchidDay.
That would be good.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Put it in your notes.
The 17th is Cheeseball Day.
We should have a cheeseball,nothing else good.
18th is Exercise Day, ironmanAppreciation Day and the 18th
will also be Good Friday.
The 19th is Record Store Day,garlic Day, auctioneer's Day,
(22:18):
hanging Out Day, north DakotaDay and Oklahoma City Bomb
bombing commemoration day.
God can you that was.
I can remember that as a kid.
I remember exactly where I was.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I don't remember that one.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I don't remember where I was then.
I was on spring break, I don'tremember how old I was, and my
cousin, brittany had just beenborn.
Renee, my aunt, and I was downthere and I remember I was
spending spring break there.
She had a new baby from I guessshe'd been born in February.
Where did they live?
In Memphis?
(22:55):
Oh yeah, and I was down thereon spring break and I remember
watching on TV anyway, but gosh,that was so long ago now.
So that's this week's lineuphere.
The 21st, which is a Monday, isChocolate Covered Cashews Day.
Oh, I support that day, me too.
(23:15):
Okay, so that's some of thedays coming up.
Bunch of dumb ones this week.
I mean I need to get somethingbetter than that.
So what else Awkward dumb onesthis week?
I mean I need to get somethingbetter than that.
So what else awkward?
I have an awkward story we needto talk about.
Oh gosh, this one has to dowith you.
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Of course they do.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't know why and I don't even know what made me
think of this, but I do knowwhen it comes up it really hits
a nerve with you it really getsthem going.
So I think we told the storyone time.
On here we're gonna do a littlebackstory.
(23:57):
I think we told the story.
You know, steven is ocd andhe's very besides ocd.
Okay, he's very and he's verybesides OCD.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay, he's very particular, he's very particular
.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
This is an OCD thing, but one time you were very
particular and you ended upgiving your accountant, like
someone in the accounting office, an anxiety attack.
Yes, and I didn't know it,because you chewed him up and
spit him out.
Oh, I, we talked about that onhere.
(24:29):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I can't remember what said it all something he
wouldn't he would not give me,he would not give me sales
numbers on the store, therestaurants that I bought yeah
and he was like well, you had tohave written permission from
that client.
I said, well, we have writtenpermission because I purchased
(24:51):
the stores Right.
We share the same CPA firmRight.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You already have it, I own the stores and you were
needing it.
You were like somewhere needingit, I was an hour away from
home.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I was in Newberry and I was like I need these numbers
and he was not giving them tome, right, and I and he's the
sweetest person I ripped intohim like a crazy person and I
didn't know this.
But like six months later Ifound out he had had a panic
(25:27):
attack and they had to call EMS.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
After you hung up because he thought he was having
a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Okay, I can be like if you push me, I mean I will
give you the shirt off my back,I will do anything for you.
But when?
When we just get asinine aboutsomething that just sends?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
me Over the top.
Yeah, and you will snap.
Both of us are very calm, butwhen we snap, you do not want to
be the person that we snappedon.
It's like years of built uptension, that where we've
swallowed it for all the otherthings, it just comes rolling
(26:07):
out and sorry asshole, you'rethe one that's going to take it
kind of situation.
But speaking of that, so thatname I don't know why all this
came to my mind, but that led meto thinking about similar
situation was a few years ago.
Well, it's probably been likefive years ago, seven years, I
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don't know.
You'll tell me Steven remodeledhis bathrooms at his loft.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
That was four years ago.
It's only been four years ago22.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, no, it was 2020 , actually.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Because you were remodeling and I started my
patio project at the same timeand my project took like three
years because I ended up puttingmy delay.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, it was 21.
It was, we were further inbecause I pre-ordered, I
collected.
It was 21.
Okay, 21.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
pre-ordered.
I collected it was 21, okay, 21.
So, um, so steven being if youhave not seen his loft, then you
can.
You know, check him out oninstagram.
Uh, his handles in the, theshow notes, it's keeping up with
steven.
No g, no g in the keeping um,keeping up with steven, uh, and
you can see his loft, his condo,his gorgeous home.
It's amazing.
Well, you're sweet, go aheadand lay me out.
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He's very particular.
And when you see his home onInstagram, that is the way you
truly live.
It is always clean, likesomeone could call him tomorrow
and say we need to do a, we needto do a Southern living photo
shoot in your home tomorrow, andhe could say, okay, I just said
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you could be ready, let me grabsome fresh flowers.
Yeah, you could be ready in anhour, because your home is very
particular.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Literally, literally, at my last home I had a photo
shoot and you set it up with themagazine and they were like,
well, how much notice does heneed?
And you were like an hour.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
They were like what I'm like?
No, literally, he just needslike an hour Just make sure he's
ready.
It's not the home, it's himthat needs to be ready.
So, very, very particular, verygorgeous, organized, clean, you
know.
So, I know what you're going totell.
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So he decides to get hisbathrooms remodeled and the day
comes to start, demo, demo.
Well, also, on being top ofparticular, steven we've talked
about will tell you something Ifsomething gets in his mind.
This is where it went wrong,because if something gets in his
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mind, he will remind you 500times that it's very important
We've talked about it.
Are we going to do this on thisday?
Yes, Stephen, I'm going to meetyou at this time.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
We're going to do it on this.
It's very important that we dothis.
Yes, I got it.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I do not want this to happen.
He'll call you back.
Are you sure we're going to beable to do this on this day?
Yes, yes, a loop.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
well, and and if it's important, it's important,
right.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
So, and this was important, so steven had told
the project manager we will notname any names or company.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
The company is great and I will use the company again
that that was not the issue.
The issue were the subs, yeah,and not following directions.
So I had said and you know, wehave 16-foot ceilings.
It's challenging, I know thatRight, but I was like this is
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going to be.
I mean, you're jackhammering upfloors, tile On concrete Mm-hmm
, it's a mess man taking outcabinets.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
it was taking it down literally to the studs in a
condo you're living in.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yes, and I said we have to get the plastic up all
the way to the ceiling and thefloor is covered, and I went,
went over that literally atleast 30 times, yeah, and I
needed to leave.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I was working.
You were at the garden store orsomething.
I was with you.
You were working.
I don't know what we were doing, but you were working.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And I got a call.
Dylan got home and he was like,oh my God, stephen, this is bad
.
And I was like, oh my god,steven it, this is bad.
And I was like what?
And he said this whole place iscovered in white dust.
And I said, did they not?
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Not only did they not put theplastic to the ceiling, they
didn't cover my floors.
Yeah, it was a disaster.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I cannot imagine how much you know.
I sanded my kitchen island afew weeks ago, a couple of
months ago, and just that littlebit was everywhere downstairs
and I had the vacuum on.
I was trying to wipe it downevery minute and there was dust
everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And I lost it.
I should be embarrassed, butI'm not.
I lost it on the projectmanager and, like I said, I
should feel bad.
I should be embarrassed, butI'm not, because I you know, and
I'm not going to feel bad whenI tell you 30 times, literally
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to make sure something doesn'thappen, and I'm paying you, and
I tell you 30 times.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Which is probably a hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yes, and then you still do it.
I didn't feel bad, but I lostmy shit and it was so bad, it
was bad, y'all.
It was bad, like when I lose itlike that I don't even know.
(32:24):
And for you know, my familylistening they're like you know,
that's true, I don't even knowwhat's happening.
Yeah, it was so bad.
Poor little Dylan and y'alleverybody.
Dylan is genuinely as sweet ashe seems on Instagram.
He's truly that sweet of aperson.
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He was so wrecked.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Stephen was like what happened to Dylan.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
He was hiding in the guest bedroom.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
On the other side of the bed.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, in the floor, huddled up in a ball in the
floor.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
He's like I'm just going to sit this one out.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He was like uh-uh, this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
That is so funny because I can just picture poor
little Dylan being like oh hehas lost his shit.
I got to go and don't.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Here's the thing, when I'm in the middle of losing
it and Dylan knows this.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Don't say it's the thing when I'm in the middle of
losing it and Dylan knows this.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Don't say it's okay.
Yeah, dylan.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Or calm down.
You better let it go, becauseif someone says it's okay or
calm down, it's not that big ofa deal.
Oh shoot, I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
And, like I said, I you know and you guys, you guys
really know my personality.
You've listened to this longenough.
I will give you the shirt offmy back.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Don't try to cover up how nice you are, don't just
ignore yeah.
So the project manager went outand got stuff to start cleaning
, right, yeah.
And then the owner of thecompany came over and was like
well, you don't have to call herdumbass anymore that's a nice.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
That was a nice cleaned up version.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah and I think it was effing dumb dumbass.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
With a few extra.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
He was like you can stop calling her that now.
And you were like well, that'swhat she obviously is.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I know, and she quit her job that day Well, I'm, you
know, listen.
So she quit, like quit thecompany.
No, she just quit the job, shejust went back to doing a worker
.
Not being a project manager,she's very nice, but you know if
you can't follow up on that,but again, the company is
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phenomenal and I would use themagain, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
And your bathrooms are gorgeous yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
It all worked out and you know there is.
Truthfully, now I can saythere's always going to be
something in a project that big.
There's going to be somethingthat goes catty wonkas and it's
all how, how you deal with it.
I obviously didn't deal with ittoo well and I'll call myself
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out on that.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I don't know, though, but that is one thing that
could have been prevented easily.
I mean, that is a first of all,when you, this company, works
with high end, um, you know,homes, it's not like they're
doing a flip house that's empty,um.
So there's a level of kind of awhite glove service that's
expected when you're paying apremium and someone's coming in
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and there's a project manager.
So it was kind of a big deal,but I just thought that was so
funny, because you were like Iwas looking for Dylan and he was
over in the corner sittingthere, yeah, it was, and I wish
you know, know, I wish I didn'thave that.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That is a flaw, I guess, of mine, and I can admit
that, and I wish I didn't havethat.
But I just I have no patiencewhen I've told somebody a
million times like there's apothole there's a pothole, don't
fall in it.
There's a pothole, there's apothole, and we just go in it.
There's a pothole, there's apothole, and we just go jump
right in it.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
That is my biggest.
I will keep my cool and calmpretty much on.
I'm pretty, you know, patientand whatever.
My biggest button Well, it'sjust to explode is when I have
tried to prevent something likeI know this is going to happen
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and I have tried and tried toprevent it and directly told
someone this is this, you know,don't do this.
Here's the whatever.
Laid it out directly to themand then they still do it.
I have that is that's when Iflip, that's when I flip to and
that's when I have flipped acouple of times on employees and
(37:13):
you know the one, like at thewarehouse, I was like hey, told
every employee this item iscoming in, do not do this with
it because of blah, blah, blah.
I've written it down, I'vetexted you, I've told you Comes
in, does exactly what I told younot to do.
You're getting a cussing atthat point.
You are going to remember thesituation when I'm done with you
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.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I was remodeling.
I don't know if you rememberthis story.
I was remodeling at McDonald'sand I mean I remember where I
was sitting on paperwork lookingout onto the parking lot and
they were cutting up the parkinglot.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
well, I knew where the water line or?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
something sewage, a sewer I knew where the line ran
right, it's right.
So I get my ass up.
I walk out there in the middleof the construction mess and I
said I went out there and saidthere's a sewer line right here,
please, we cannot hit thatRight, we will have to close the
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store.
It will be a disaster.
Right, you know like eight timesit's right here.
We got to be real careful,right.
You know, like eight times it'sright here we have.
We gotta be real careful, right.
I know more.
When Ian sat down, they came in, we hit the sewer line, we hit
it.
It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's the kind of thing that that is my biggest
hot button that you can do.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I was speechless at that.
I was like am I being punked?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
You're going to have to wait in the shit yourself.
We ain't closing.
If you had to dig it out withyour hands.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Another time I went ballistic.
And it was already done then,and it doesn't do any good to go
ballistic.
I know that I get it, thedamage is done, but damn.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
No, it does do good, because I feel like it's a
teaching moment and you're goingto remember it.
You are going to remember it atthat point.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
It's the damnedest thing.
I mean literally.
I walked back into therestaurant.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
It's so much worse because you've put in all the
effort to stop it it makes it somuch worse because you've put
in all the effort to stop it.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I even stayed there and sat there watching them and
I was like we're getting alittle close.
I'm going to walk out there.
So I walked out there again youknow I'd already done this with
the project manager, thesuperintendent, everybody.
I walk out there again.
I'm there just to make surethis doesn't happen.
And I'm like okay, guys,there's a big sewer line running
(39:51):
right here.
I don't know if they justthought I was stupid.
I didn't know what I wastalking about.
Literally no more guy in satdown and I was like they look
like they're close to that.
You know, a few minutes later,well, we, we hid the sewer Like
oh my God, I mean, it was within20 minutes.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
That happened with our patio.
So we have, we have two breakerboxes, so like a main panel
that's in our garage and then wehave a, I guess, a sub panel
that's on the back of our house,on the back of our back corner
anyway of our house, and thereis a huge power line that is
(40:37):
buried between the two boxes.
And we were like, hey, there'sthis line here, because when you
call the power people, theydon't mark that line, because
it's they only mark from thepole to the to the where the
meter is.
So this would be between themeter to this other box.
(40:58):
So it's your problem, so it'sour problem.
Hey, there's a power line here.
There is a power line here.
There is a buried power thatgoes from that box to this box.
So it's got to be like righthere, chopped, chopped, right
through it, just just.
I mean right through it.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah there was a line here yeah, what, who the?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
hell knew, I know Got to turn off the power, got to
get this.
Just blows my mind.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I remember when that happened.
You called me.
I was already irritated, youwere so disgusted.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I was already irritated with the whole project
and the people that we used inthe whole thing and then to do
that I was just like.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I have a riddle for you.
We haven't done a riddle in awhile.
Well, tell it Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I kind of feel like maybe I've done this one before,
now that I'm reading it again.
But I'm covered with eyes, butI can't see, and I live mostly
in the dark.
What am I?
Covered with eyes, but I can'tsee, and I live mostly in the
dark.
What am I?
Eyes Covered with eyes, but Ican't see and I live mostly in
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the dark.
What am I?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Covered in eyes.
Stove Oven Stove Range top.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I don't know, but that's a good potato, oh.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Well, I guess a range doesn't live mostly in the dark
.
Oh, that's true, it's a potato.
Is it a potato or a potato?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Potato, that's one that do people confuse, that one
.
No, tomato tomato.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I say tomato Pecan pecan.
Tomato mater tater Peony, peony, Peony.
Now growing up, all I said waspeony, Did you?
Yeah, that's all peony.
That's all we said in thecountry.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, I have a little something.
I think we're on the same pageabout this, but we're going to
talk through this one, somethingthat drives me crazy.
First part of it is if you areon social media and you are
posting that you need prayerrequests, I cannot stand when
people put on their prayerrequests and don't give any
(43:23):
details, and then it seemsattention grabbing to me, like
if something.
So I'm telling you, as mybestie, if something happens to
me we've talked about thisthere's two things.
One, if something happens to meand you're like y'all, we need
some prayers for Wesley, youknow, please put that out there.
Tell them why.
You know Romeo stepped on outthere.
(43:44):
Tell them why you know Romeostepped on his foot and chopped
his big toe off.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
He's in bad shape.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Tell me, tell I want my info told, and the same thing
if or when I die, I want it tobe told how or what happened to
me.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
It was a car wreck going to market.
Yes, bad it was bad it was bad.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
You know, I want the detail.
I don't want anyone to go, Iwant it to be like you know,
something happened and he passedaway.
You can clean it up and hepassed away instantly.
Well, in prayer.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
I think prayers are great yes, I do too, but I'm a
person and this is just me.
Everybody can do what they do.
I don't like to put a lot ofpersonal stuff like personal
personal when I'm going throughit.
When my mother was sick withcancer, I put nothing out there,
(44:45):
right.
And for me I was having such ahard time, I mean, I needed
prayers, I needed lots ofprayers, but I could not discuss
it with one other person Likeit was.
So I was so raw, right,emotions were so raw.
(45:05):
It couldn't be out there Like,I couldn't deal with it.
My mother really didn't likethat, didn't want that kind of
attention.
Yeah, so, and I just couldn'tdeal with it.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
But you also you just so, you just did nothing.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
I did nothing.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
You didn't say please pray for my mom, and then no
details.
No, and other people Becausethat I feel like creates more.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Drama.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Drama and what's wrong.
What's going on when just goahead and say they're just?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
having a hard time, okay, yeah, well, I can deal
with that, right, yeah, well, Ican deal with that, right yeah,
they're just, you know, beendepressed, stressed, okay.
I mean, I get it, I live thatRight.
Yeah, I mean and I think that'sa personality thing and hell,
maybe I should be more open atthe time of things, but I'm just
(46:00):
not.
You should be.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Well, and also I feel like if you put it out there,
you know, people know what topray about, people know like
what you're going through howthey may help.
Yeah, how they may help.
Or maybe, okay, take a stepback.
You know they're going throughthis or whatever.
I feel like if you're going toput it out there, you're going
to get attention from it anyway.
Yeah, so go ahead and put itout there.
(46:24):
So if one day I'm laid up inthe hospital, put it out there.
You know, please pray forWesley.
Such and such has happened.
He's going to have to have suchand such surgery.
May or may not survive.
Put it out there, I do not.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I put it out there.
Oh, I do not.
I'm telling you, I want it outthere.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I think this could be it yeah, whatever it is, and if
I pass away for some reason, Iwant it to.
I hate when you have to godigging to find out why someone
everyone does it.
Every one of you listeningknows when you hear someone pass
away, you're like what happenedto them.
You're trying to go back ontheir social media.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
After a long illness.
What was it?
What was it?
Well, how bad was it?
I didn't know.
He was sick, just put it outthere.
I mean, it's true, a friend ofmine died, you know what, three,
three or four weeks ago.
The funeral was when we were inflorida, so it wasn't a few
(47:27):
weeks ago, and people were.
You know what happened, whatyou know, yeah, and you know,
just then the rumor meal starts.
Yeah, well, I didn't know he'dbe well.
Well, he wasn't sick.
He was sick for all of threeweeks of his life.
Yeah, great, I mean, it doesn'tget much better than that.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Right.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
You're 80, 83 years old and you've been sick for
three weeks.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Right.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Pretty good run Right .
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Sad, yeah, yeah it is , but I'm just like put it out,
so put it out there.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Well, you and I always talk about that.
They'll just put died.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
And if you go I'll make sure I give all the details
too.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Well, and you don't have to give all.
Just you know, had a heartattack.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It doesn't have to be Died in a car accident.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Mine even I want it to be okay.
Let's say I had a heart attack.
For example, leslie had a heartattack on X day and died on,
passed away on X day, so thatthey know like, oh well, he had
a heart attack but he survived afew days and then he passed
away.
That's how I want mine.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Well, you just have to tell them the announcement
the way it needs to you know,cause that?
Well, I'm telling you, mostpeople most people don't, and I
think, I think, if you go beforeme, which you?
I mean, I'm so much older.
You're only eight years olderthan me.
I think it needs to besomething like he was, you know,
(48:59):
attacked by a gang of emus.
He didn't stand a change, theyjust stomped the shit out of him
.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
And if that's the way I go, that's how I want it
published too.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
But if it's something boring, like just old age or
heart attack, I think we justneed to make up something good.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
You could do that too .
I'm fine with that.
Yeah, just tell some kind ofstory.
Yeah, you know, passed away inhis sleep, you can say you know,
I don't know, he just whateveryou know he had been on one of
them drunks.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, fell off the back porch.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
That was all she wrote.
I just hate when I see thatsomeone passed away and I have
to dig and dig to try to findout how they passed away,
because then there's a mysteryof, like, well, what happened,
yeah, why?
Because I need to know formyself, in case, you know, I
don't know, I just need to know,like, oh my gosh, they died of
a heart attack at 44.
Oh, I'm 44.
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Oh, am I having a heart?
You know?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I need to know yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Like the whole.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Thing yeah, I mean a guy that I knew died like a
month ago, that's like youngerthan me.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
They didn't say god you're like, and that's the
worst when they're like, no sono illness, nothing.
Yeah, I'm like well, oh my gosh, what happened?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
what was it natural?
Was it suicide?
I mean, you don't know?
Yeah, and it may.
It leads your mind to all theseother things.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
That's what I'm saying for peace of mind.
I need to know what it isanyway.
That's just my thing.
Well, I guess we got to wrapthis baby up.
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Hopefully you're not having toannounce anything prayers or
death about me.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I hope not.
We don't need any.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Well, we need prayer anyway.
We need prayers every day.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
But hopefully nothing's wrong.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
But if something's wrong, tell them what it is.
Get on here.
Well, you wouldn't know how torecord a podcast if I wasn't
here.
No, I'd be a mess you just haveto get it on Instagram.
Tell them, oh y'all.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
I could probably get this up and run.
I could get this going.
I couldn't get that going.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Well, you can't do it without that, so this ain't no
good without that.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Well, without the video.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, you could do it withoutthe video.
Yeah, yeah, you could do itwithout the video?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, then you wouldn't know how to get it on
published.
Oh, I've not good withtechnology, don't claim to be.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
This only lasts as long as both of us are here,
yeah, and then it's done.
All right, have a great weekand we'll see you next week.
Thanks, guys.
Hell, I got to get myself together.
Get it together.
I'm here, goodness, back fromcontinuing last week, still in
my PJs.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We had to do a littlecontinuation because I had to.
Next Monday, I have to do alittle talk on the Ronald
McDonald House.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I know that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, and it's important, it's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You haven't done any talks in a while, so it's about
time for you to do one.
Last week I forgot.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We didn't even say oh wait, it's time for another
episode of who's Driving.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're back.
I was just getting to it, girl,so I do that little intro and
then, if you listen to thepodcast, I still put in our
little intro and music and thatsort of thing and whatever I
don't do that on the videoversion thing and whatever I
(01:06):
don't do that on the videoversion.
But last well, it'd be twoweeks ago Now when we were at
the Atlanta market I was editingand uploading the podcast and
everything I totally forgot todo.
That, daniel, was like youreally got to the point in this
week's episode.
You didn't I was like oh, Itotally forgot to put that in
there because it's all theseadditional steps, and I was
(01:26):
trying to do it from the hotelroom bed.
He was like I kind of like itbetter, it just got right into
it.
So I was like, well, maybe,sometimes, maybe we should mix
it up, skip it whatever flows.
Naturally, last week I didforget to go over the the
national days of the week.
Oh, I forgot.
(01:47):
But before we get to that itreminded me I wanted to go back
to my Instagram.
I had put up several weeks ago,when it was awkward day,
something it was like tell yourawkward moment day or whatever,
embrace it, I don't know.
I put up a box asking what isyour most awkward moment, and so
(02:09):
I have some confessions to talkabout in here.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh, I can't wait to hear these.
I know I love awkward momentswhen they're not about me.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, we did a few episodes all about you.
Yeah, because you're kind ofawkward.
I mean, you're not awkward, isthe thing.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
no, I'm not awkward, but you if anything can happen
to someone, it will happen to me.
You do manage to get yourselfin um predicaments, awkward
predicaments and you know, whenwe went to miami I was
completely, wholeheartedly likeI.
I'm probably going to get intosomething Right, it just happens
(02:47):
to me I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So, speaking of Miami , I meant to bring this up
personally to you.
I listened back that was theepisode that I had to edit in
the hotel room, talking aboutMiami, and you talked about you
got into a little road rageincident in there.
But when I was listening to itback as a listener, I realized
(03:13):
something that I didn't realizein the moment, and that is you
were the instigator of the roadrage incident.
No, I don't think I was.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You said you started cussing and flipping this man
off.
No, no, don't think I was.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, no, you said you started cussing and flipping
this man off.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
And I'm like well, he was no,no, no, no, no, he was in.
I was in my Mustang.
You had rented a Mustang, myMustang, and he was in the large
, the largest Mercedes SUV.
So to my Mustang, it was reallybig and he was just on my ass
(03:54):
constantly and I'm like I don'tknow where he thinks I can go.
Yeah, but there's nowhere.
I mean it was.
It was very aggressive in himgiving that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Just Just aggressive.
Yeah, and you had to handle itby doing hand gestures in person
and Dylan yelled at me.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He was like are you crazy?
We are in.
We were technically in FortLauderdale.
Then he said they will shootyou.
You got to.
And I was like, well, he neededto be told blankety blank blank
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So you, I defended myself.
Oh, is that what it was?
Okay.
And if you say so.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, I'm not a road rage aggressor, I'm not like
that but I mean, if you get all.
I mean I will tell you to backit up, calm down, but I really
shouldn't have done that there,because I mean there's there's a
lot of crazy there there'scrazy everywhere well, there's
crazy right here in greenvilleokay.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So, uh, that was awkward moment or whatever.
So I got some funny ones inhere that I thought we I haven't
read all of them, so I'll justscroll through the first one
that I'm going to talk about.
I got from several people.
I feel like most people havedone this at some point in their
life and, if not, maybe youlearn not to like.
(05:22):
I learned not to do this.
Okay, not.
Maybe you learn not to like.
I learned not to do this, okay,uh.
This person said their mostawkward moment was when I asked
a lady when her baby was due andshe said I'm just fat.
So that is one thing.
I think my mom taught me thismy mom did.
Don't ever say that I, I meanyou literally.
(05:43):
I have to see like an arm goacross your belly and then I'm
like, okay, she's pregnant and Iwill mention it.
I will act like I don't, Idon't.
If I don't know you, I don'tneed to know about your baby.
I just don't even bring it up.
I mean you could be about topop and I'd be like I don't see
nothing, because my mom also didthis.
(06:06):
So, you know, my stepdad's adoctor and my mom worked in the
office and she did all theoffice things.
Well, one day I think one ofthe nurses I don't know what,
like someone, was busy orsomething, I don't know.
So this lady came in with thebaby and I guess my mom was just
(06:27):
walking by and they the nursewas going to weigh the lady and
my mom's like, oh, I'll hold,I'll hold the baby, or whatever.
So my mom was holding the babyand she was getting weighed and
the lady was not happy with like, like, with their weight or
whatever.
And my mom was like, oh, it'sokay, it took nine months to,
(06:48):
you know, put it on and to takenine months, whatever to take it
off.
And the lady whipped around andwas like, that's not my baby,
so she was, she hadn't beenpregnant.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, but that wasn't so bad.
Your mom was trying to make herfeel better.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, but I guess then she's like well, you know
that didn't help because shehadn't been pregnant.
So that's what I remember, likejust don't never, never assume
and never ask no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I learned that because I was with a McDonald's
group and you know I kept mymouth shut Right and our
waitress was pleasantly plumpish, you know, and one of the
owners said so when's your babydue?
Oh God, she wasn't pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, that is so.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And I secondhand embarrassment wanted to die.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, that's just.
Oh, because how do you comeback from that?
I mean, there's no like.
I mean, basically you justcalled her fat, yeah, and
there's no excuse for it becausethere's not a baby.
No, oh, that is secondhandembarrassment.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I just wanted to crawl under something.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh gosh, I need to hear your awkward moments.
Remember we have our hotline864-982-5029.
Call or text us or, in themembers only community, leave it
in the you can comment beloweach show.
The next one is I slipped inthe kitchen and fell while being
introduced to my now husband'sfamily.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I mean that is your heart, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's awful.
That is awful Cause you knowyou're already nervous about
meeting the family.
That would be awful.
At least they ended up married.
This person said most awkwardmoment, calling my daughter's
live-in boyfriend by the name ofher ex-husband.
I think we've all done that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And I've done that so many times I forget you have, I
all done that and I've donethat so many times I forget you
have.
I have done that and I'm tryingto think who I did that with.
Oh no, oh yeah, I called them.
I called by the ex-husband'sname.
Oh my, who was it?
And then they finally saidsomething.
I was like I am so sorry, butthen I did it again and again.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
you know how we are with names, I mean I can't help
you, Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
you married them.
They're going to get calledthat.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Especially if they were together, you know, like a
long time or whatever.
This next one I thought I had anasty customer on hold and
called him an asshole.
He wasn't on hold.
He was not on hold.
He probably needed to hear that, probably you know, sometimes
that's yeah, that's, that'sacceptable.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That was god's way of letting him know he needed to
be nice was this one's kind ofawkward and funny.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
At the grocery store woman fell behind me, swore her
leg flew off.
It did, it was an artificialleg and she screamed Like the
woman.
Not the woman that fell,screamed the shopper.
This person screamed oh, youknow how I am with awkward
things like that too.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I know that makes me.
I have flashbacks to when Ithrew the lady out with the
wooden leg.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Out of the store.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That had nothing to do with the wooden leg.
It needed to happen.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
We talked about that.
That was on a previous.
That was like last year.
A long time ago I came out ofthe bathroom and my dress was
partially tucked into my tights.
That's funny as shit.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I'm just going to tell you that's funny as shit
and I would laugh if I saw that.
I would tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But at least it was your tights and not your panties
.
Yeah, with your ass cheekshanging out or something.
Ass cheeks hanging out orsomething, asking someone how
their parent was, because Iforgot they passed away.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That does not bother me, yeah but it's still kind of
awkward.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's awkward.
I always tell people it'sprobably not as awkward as it
really is to the person askingit.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Like that one's not as awkward.
You're like oh yeah, theypassed away.
I'm just, you know, I'm likeit's fine.
You, you're like, oh yeah, theypassed.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'm just that, you know, I'm like it's fine you
didn't know yeah, it's not a bigdeal thank you for asking,
talking shit about someone notrealizing I had butt dialed her
and she could hear me.
You know, back in the day, withcell phones, I feel like butt
dials are a lot less now, nowthat I say that it happened to
me, um, but I feel like they'rea lot less than they used to be
on different models of phones.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, if that happens , you should just hang up.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You don't need to hear what they're saying Well,
unless you want to know whatthey're saying about you, but
what's the chances?
You must have just talked tothem and then you're talking
shit about them and then phonedout.
That's awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
See, I'm glad I just say shit right to people's face,
then they're not surprised.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It's true, you are good about that.
Yeah, this person had a pair ofunderwear stuck from static
clean to the outside of my jeans.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh, that's funny too.
That's not horrible, that'sfunny.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I have had.
I don't know if I've ever hadunderwear Socks.
Socks come out of my jeans,like walking in socks that fall
out of it from being in thewasher or whatever.
Oh, that's funny.
That is, that's too funny.
So you need to tell us yourawkward moments.
I have a bunch more.
(12:42):
Let's see Knocking over aflower arrangement at a funeral,
causing a domino effect.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That would be awful, that would be awful.
See, that is something thatwould happen to me.
That right there is somethingthat would happen to me.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Have we talked about the time I did the casket spray
and we talked about the time Idid the casket spray?
That's an awkward moment, butthat's just between me and the
person that passed away.
I did a casket spray one time.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Don't give too many details because I'm afraid they
listen.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I will not.
They would probably laugh too.
Anyway, I did a casket sprayfor someone.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It was gorgeous and they had told me that the person
would be.
It would be closed, so theywanted it.
You know large.
Well, when I got there, it wasopen and I was putting the spray
on.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And I couldn't go with you to help you, because I
was working.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yes, so I had to go by myself to take this extra
large.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It was my fault at the time.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I got an opposition and I looked down and there was
a piece of curly willow going onthe person's nose.
I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh gosh, you know, just keepthis down.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You know it was gorgeous.
It wasn't intentional, no, itjust happened.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It just happened and you know that stuff can just get
everywhere, it can.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It was just going right up the little nostril.
I was like, oh my gosh Goodness, let me readjust this.
It was just me in the room, soit was just going right up the
little nostril.
I was like, oh my gosh Goodness, let me readjust this.
It was just me in the room, soit was fine.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh God, yeah, that was pretty that was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
This is this one said .
Went to a job interview withthe bottom part of my skirt
tucked into my underwear.
I got the job, really, yes, ohmy gosh.
Got locked out of my house onlywearing a robe which isn't as
bad as just in your underwear ornaked.
(15:02):
Like what if you went out theback door in a you know in your
neighborhood or whatever, andyou went out the back door and
got locked out?
You know like, oh, I'm justgoing to grab something and
you're completely naked orsomething.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'd be breaking a window, that would be so awkward
.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh gosh, there's a lot of the baby ones.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I have opened the door at the condo, you know,
because my old house had a glass.
My front door was all glasspretty much, and you know it was
a house, but it was a smallneighborhood and the sidewalk
was not that far, so everybodyhad seen me in my panties
(15:43):
running around.
I took my trash to the street,my underwear, but I check every
now and then I'll open my doorto see if there's a package, and
sometimes I'm just in mypanties at home.
Yeah, there's your doors youcan't see out of it well,
there's a peephole, but I don'tsee if there's a package.
No, but I don't look before tosee if anybody's out there I
just open the door and likethree times I've opened the see
if there's a package orsomething.
(16:04):
No, but I don't look before tosee if anybody's out there.
I just open the door and likethree times I've opened the door
and there's been someonewalking up the hallway and
they're just facing you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Just facing me and I'm sure your hair's just a mess
.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That marshmallow mudslide going on Just a mess.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Probably some ratty boxerers hole in it no.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's the part you got wrong.
I don't wear that.
But no, it was like, oh God,somebody's going to be thinking
I'm a pervert.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
This one said it was talking about someone in another
room and the baby monitor wason.
That's some awkward shit,because you're in the house with
them.
It's not like just hang up andcringe.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That's one thing, guys, if you're a realtor out
there or you're shopping for ahouse.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
If you're shopping for a house.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Watch your mouth.
Like everybody has ring camerasat their, at their doorbell now
, and if they've had a baby, Ipromise you their cameras in
there, and then there's probablycameras in there anyway.
So do not do not discussanything when you're in the
(17:20):
property, because you're justgonna, you're gonna, and it
doesn't help.
You're good, yeah, becauseyou're just going to, you're
going to, it doesn't help yournegotiation, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Because you could be talking crap about that.
Look what they did here.
Or you might be talking abouthow much you love it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
And yes, I want this, I want this.
And then, if they're- listeningthey?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
it gives them the power of like we're not
negotiating.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, the negotiating is is now skewed, so don't
don't do that.
Yeah, you have to look at itboth ways.
Oh, I had something crazyhappen.
Here's a.
It wasn't my awkwardness, thishappened with a, a client,
uh-huh, oh, my goodness, I thinkI can tell this.
(18:02):
And so I was.
This was a long time ago.
This was years ago.
I was showing houses and it wasvery remote.
It was a lake, it was alakefront property and it was
very remote.
Well, I was like on time, butthey kept messaging me Are you
(18:25):
close?
Are you Are you?
Are you close?
Are you close?
Are you close?
I'm like oh, my word, like.
First of all, I've driven anhour to show you this and I'm in
the parking.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Were they like I'm in the neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, he was having an issue.
He needed to use the potty, yes.
So I was like, okay, you know,and let him in, and he used it
and you know it was a situation.
Yeah, there was no water on inthe house.
(19:01):
Oh, my gosh so just FYI, whenyou're looking at homes homes
you may want to turn on a faucetbefore you before you go.
Luckily, my country boy brainkicked in and I was like we're
on the lake, go get some water.
So I went to the garage and Godwas watching out for me.
(19:26):
There was a bucket.
Yeah, went to the lake, filledup the bucket, brought it up,
filled up the toilet, flushedthe toilet.
All was good the day was saved.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh my gosh, that's see, that seems like something
that would have been a you story.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, no, I resolved that one and, um, I felt so bad
for my client, I mean it wasyeah, it happens, yeah, it does
okay.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
So this week in national day, something to
celebrate every day.
Um well, this will be on the15th, but on the 14th was
Gardening Day.
Look up at the Sky Day.
There's a lot on here that aredumb.
Dolphin Day, pan American Day,pecan Day Reach as High as you
(20:17):
Can Day.
That's all on the 14th.
I'm just going to hit some ofthe highlights.
This week is packed of days.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Wait, what's on the 14th?
Let me see that the 14th.
That's what I was just readingOX Spouse Day.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I don't know.
What are you celebrating On the?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
15th is.
Should we send them an invoice?
Probably.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Laundry Day is on the 15th.
Need to give Dylan some Some ofthis shit is so stupid Rubber
eraser day.
What the hell are you going todo with that?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Take a wild guest day .
This is dumb Glaze spiral hamday.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Somebody that is in that business, that industry.
They've paid to have thatRegistered.
Yeah, Tax Day.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
We know that the 16th is Eggs Benedict Day.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I don't like that Orchid Day Orchid Day.
We should do something forOrchid Day.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I am celebrating right now.
Wear your Pajamas to Work Dayis on the 16th and Banana Day.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
We should wear pajamas on that day.
But I think we should dosomething for National Orchid
Day.
We should, we should do alittle special.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We should promote, yeah, at the garden store.
We won't remember by then, butanyway, that's on the 15th.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's the 16th.
Oh, it's the National OrchidDay.
That would be good.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Put it in your notes.
The 17th is Cheeseball Day.
We should have a cheeseball,nothing else good.
18th is Exercise Day, ironmanAppreciation Day and the 18th
will also be Good Friday.
The 19th is Record Store Day,garlic Day, auctioneer's Day,
(22:18):
hanging Out Day, north DakotaDay and Oklahoma City Bomb
bombing commemoration day.
God can you that was.
I can remember that as a kid.
I remember exactly where I was.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I don't remember that one.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I don't remember where I was then.
I was on spring break, I don'tremember how old I was, and my
cousin, brittany had just beenborn.
Renee, my aunt, and I was downthere and I remember I was
spending spring break there.
She had a new baby from I guessshe'd been born in February.
Where did they live?
In Memphis?
(22:55):
Oh yeah, and I was down thereon spring break and I remember
watching on TV anyway, but gosh,that was so long ago now.
So that's this week's lineuphere.
The 21st, which is a Monday, isChocolate Covered Cashews Day.
Oh, I support that day, me too.
(23:15):
Okay, so that's some of thedays coming up.
Bunch of dumb ones this week.
I mean I need to get somethingbetter than that.
So what else Awkward dumb onesthis week?
I mean I need to get somethingbetter than that.
So what else awkward?
I have an awkward story we needto talk about.
Oh gosh, this one has to dowith you.
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Of course they do.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't know why and I don't even know what made me
think of this, but I do knowwhen it comes up it really hits
a nerve with you it really getsthem going.
So I think we told the storyone time.
On here we're gonna do a littlebackstory.
(23:57):
I think we told the story.
You know, steven is ocd andhe's very besides ocd.
Okay, he's very and he's verybesides OCD.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay, he's very particular, he's very particular
.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
This is an OCD thing, but one time you were very
particular and you ended upgiving your accountant, like
someone in the accounting office, an anxiety attack.
Yes, and I didn't know it,because you chewed him up and
spit him out.
Oh, I, we talked about that onhere.
(24:29):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I can't remember what said it all something he
wouldn't he would not give me,he would not give me sales
numbers on the store, therestaurants that I bought yeah
and he was like well, you had tohave written permission from
that client.
I said, well, we have writtenpermission because I purchased
(24:51):
the stores Right.
We share the same CPA firmRight.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You already have it, I own the stores and you were
needing it.
You were like somewhere needingit, I was an hour away from
home.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I was in Newberry and I was like I need these numbers
and he was not giving them tome, right, and I and he's the
sweetest person I ripped intohim like a crazy person and I
didn't know this.
But like six months later Ifound out he had had a panic
(25:27):
attack and they had to call EMS.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
After you hung up because he thought he was having
a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Okay, I can be like if you push me, I mean I will
give you the shirt off my back,I will do anything for you.
But when?
When we just get asinine aboutsomething that just sends?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
me Over the top.
Yeah, and you will snap.
Both of us are very calm, butwhen we snap, you do not want to
be the person that we snappedon.
It's like years of built uptension, that where we've
swallowed it for all the otherthings, it just comes rolling
(26:07):
out and sorry asshole, you'rethe one that's going to take it
kind of situation.
But speaking of that, so thatname I don't know why all this
came to my mind, but that led meto thinking about similar
situation was a few years ago.
Well, it's probably been likefive years ago, seven years, I
(26:27):
don't know.
You'll tell me Steven remodeledhis bathrooms at his loft.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
That was four years ago.
It's only been four years ago22.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, no, it was 2020 , actually.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Because you were remodeling and I started my
patio project at the same timeand my project took like three
years because I ended up puttingmy delay.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, it was 21.
It was, we were further inbecause I pre-ordered, I
collected.
It was 21.
Okay, 21.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
pre-ordered.
I collected it was 21, okay, 21.
So, um, so steven being if youhave not seen his loft, then you
can.
You know, check him out oninstagram.
Uh, his handles in the, theshow notes, it's keeping up with
steven.
No g, no g in the keeping um,keeping up with steven, uh, and
you can see his loft, his condo,his gorgeous home.
It's amazing.
Well, you're sweet, go aheadand lay me out.
(27:31):
He's very particular.
And when you see his home onInstagram, that is the way you
truly live.
It is always clean, likesomeone could call him tomorrow
and say we need to do a, we needto do a Southern living photo
shoot in your home tomorrow, andhe could say, okay, I just said
(27:53):
you could be ready, let me grabsome fresh flowers.
Yeah, you could be ready in anhour, because your home is very
particular.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Literally, literally, at my last home I had a photo
shoot and you set it up with themagazine and they were like,
well, how much notice does heneed?
And you were like an hour.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
They were like what I'm like?
No, literally, he just needslike an hour Just make sure he's
ready.
It's not the home, it's himthat needs to be ready.
So, very, very particular, verygorgeous, organized, clean, you
know.
So, I know what you're going totell.
(28:34):
So he decides to get hisbathrooms remodeled and the day
comes to start, demo, demo.
Well, also, on being top ofparticular, steven we've talked
about will tell you something Ifsomething gets in his mind.
This is where it went wrong,because if something gets in his
(28:57):
mind, he will remind you 500times that it's very important
We've talked about it.
Are we going to do this on thisday?
Yes, Stephen, I'm going to meetyou at this time.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
We're going to do it on this.
It's very important that we dothis.
Yes, I got it.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I do not want this to happen.
He'll call you back.
Are you sure we're going to beable to do this on this day?
Yes, yes, a loop.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
well, and and if it's important, it's important,
right.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
So, and this was important, so steven had told
the project manager we will notname any names or company.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
The company is great and I will use the company again
that that was not the issue.
The issue were the subs, yeah,and not following directions.
So I had said and you know, wehave 16-foot ceilings.
It's challenging, I know thatRight, but I was like this is
(29:57):
going to be.
I mean, you're jackhammering upfloors, tile On concrete Mm-hmm
, it's a mess man taking outcabinets.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
it was taking it down literally to the studs in a
condo you're living in.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yes, and I said we have to get the plastic up all
the way to the ceiling and thefloor is covered, and I went,
went over that literally atleast 30 times, yeah, and I
needed to leave.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I was working.
You were at the garden store orsomething.
I was with you.
You were working.
I don't know what we were doing, but you were working.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And I got a call.
Dylan got home and he was like,oh my God, stephen, this is bad
.
And I was like, oh my god,steven it, this is bad.
And I was like what?
And he said this whole place iscovered in white dust.
And I said, did they not?
(30:59):
Not only did they not put theplastic to the ceiling, they
didn't cover my floors.
Yeah, it was a disaster.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I cannot imagine how much you know.
I sanded my kitchen island afew weeks ago, a couple of
months ago, and just that littlebit was everywhere downstairs
and I had the vacuum on.
I was trying to wipe it downevery minute and there was dust
everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And I lost it.
I should be embarrassed, butI'm not.
I lost it on the projectmanager and, like I said, I
should feel bad.
I should be embarrassed, butI'm not, because I you know, and
I'm not going to feel bad whenI tell you 30 times, literally
(31:52):
to make sure something doesn'thappen, and I'm paying you, and
I tell you 30 times.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Which is probably a hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yes, and then you still do it.
I didn't feel bad, but I lostmy shit and it was so bad, it
was bad, y'all.
It was bad, like when I lose itlike that I don't even know.
(32:24):
And for you know, my familylistening they're like you know,
that's true, I don't even knowwhat's happening.
Yeah, it was so bad.
Poor little Dylan and y'alleverybody.
Dylan is genuinely as sweet ashe seems on Instagram.
He's truly that sweet of aperson.
(32:44):
He was so wrecked.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Stephen was like what happened to Dylan.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
He was hiding in the guest bedroom.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
On the other side of the bed.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, in the floor, huddled up in a ball in the
floor.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
He's like I'm just going to sit this one out.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He was like uh-uh, this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
That is so funny because I can just picture poor
little Dylan being like oh hehas lost his shit.
I got to go and don't.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Here's the thing, when I'm in the middle of losing
it and Dylan knows this.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Don't say it's the thing when I'm in the middle of
losing it and Dylan knows this.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Don't say it's okay.
Yeah, dylan.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Or calm down.
You better let it go, becauseif someone says it's okay or
calm down, it's not that big ofa deal.
Oh shoot, I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
And, like I said, I you know and you guys, you guys
really know my personality.
You've listened to this longenough.
I will give you the shirt offmy back.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Don't try to cover up how nice you are, don't just
ignore yeah.
So the project manager went outand got stuff to start cleaning
, right, yeah.
And then the owner of thecompany came over and was like
well, you don't have to call herdumbass anymore that's a nice.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
That was a nice cleaned up version.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah and I think it was effing dumb dumbass.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
With a few extra.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
He was like you can stop calling her that now.
And you were like well, that'swhat she obviously is.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I know, and she quit her job that day Well, I'm, you
know, listen.
So she quit, like quit thecompany.
No, she just quit the job, shejust went back to doing a worker
.
Not being a project manager,she's very nice, but you know if
you can't follow up on that,but again, the company is
(34:57):
phenomenal and I would use themagain, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
And your bathrooms are gorgeous yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
It all worked out and you know there is.
Truthfully, now I can saythere's always going to be
something in a project that big.
There's going to be somethingthat goes catty wonkas and it's
all how, how you deal with it.
I obviously didn't deal with ittoo well and I'll call myself
(35:24):
out on that.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I don't know, though, but that is one thing that
could have been prevented easily.
I mean, that is a first of all,when you, this company, works
with high end, um, you know,homes, it's not like they're
doing a flip house that's empty,um.
So there's a level of kind of awhite glove service that's
expected when you're paying apremium and someone's coming in
(35:48):
and there's a project manager.
So it was kind of a big deal,but I just thought that was so
funny, because you were like Iwas looking for Dylan and he was
over in the corner sittingthere, yeah, it was, and I wish
you know, know, I wish I didn'thave that.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That is a flaw, I guess, of mine, and I can admit
that, and I wish I didn't havethat.
But I just I have no patiencewhen I've told somebody a
million times like there's apothole there's a pothole, don't
fall in it.
There's a pothole, there's apothole, and we just go in it.
There's a pothole, there's apothole, and we just go jump
right in it.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
That is my biggest.
I will keep my cool and calmpretty much on.
I'm pretty, you know, patientand whatever.
My biggest button Well, it'sjust to explode is when I have
tried to prevent something likeI know this is going to happen
(36:49):
and I have tried and tried toprevent it and directly told
someone this is this, you know,don't do this.
Here's the whatever.
Laid it out directly to themand then they still do it.
I have that is that's when Iflip, that's when I flip to and
that's when I have flipped acouple of times on employees and
(37:13):
you know the one, like at thewarehouse, I was like hey, told
every employee this item iscoming in, do not do this with
it because of blah, blah, blah.
I've written it down, I'vetexted you, I've told you Comes
in, does exactly what I told younot to do.
You're getting a cussing atthat point.
You are going to remember thesituation when I'm done with you
(37:36):
.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I was remodeling.
I don't know if you rememberthis story.
I was remodeling at McDonald'sand I mean I remember where I
was sitting on paperwork lookingout onto the parking lot and
they were cutting up the parkinglot.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
well, I knew where the water line or?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
something sewage, a sewer I knew where the line ran
right, it's right.
So I get my ass up.
I walk out there in the middleof the construction mess and I
said I went out there and saidthere's a sewer line right here,
please, we cannot hit thatRight, we will have to close the
(38:18):
store.
It will be a disaster.
Right, you know like eight timesit's right here.
We got to be real careful,right.
You know, like eight times it'sright here we have.
We gotta be real careful, right.
I know more.
When Ian sat down, they came in, we hit the sewer line, we hit
it.
It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's the kind of thing that that is my biggest
hot button that you can do.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I was speechless at that.
I was like am I being punked?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
You're going to have to wait in the shit yourself.
We ain't closing.
If you had to dig it out withyour hands.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Another time I went ballistic.
And it was already done then,and it doesn't do any good to go
ballistic.
I know that I get it, thedamage is done, but damn.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
No, it does do good, because I feel like it's a
teaching moment and you're goingto remember it.
You are going to remember it atthat point.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
It's the damnedest thing.
I mean literally.
I walked back into therestaurant.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
It's so much worse because you've put in all the
effort to stop it it makes it somuch worse because you've put
in all the effort to stop it.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I even stayed there and sat there watching them and
I was like we're getting alittle close.
I'm going to walk out there.
So I walked out there again youknow I'd already done this with
the project manager, thesuperintendent, everybody.
I walk out there again.
I'm there just to make surethis doesn't happen.
And I'm like okay, guys,there's a big sewer line running
(39:51):
right here.
I don't know if they justthought I was stupid.
I didn't know what I wastalking about.
Literally no more guy in satdown and I was like they look
like they're close to that.
You know, a few minutes later,well, we, we hid the sewer Like
oh my God, I mean, it was within20 minutes.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
That happened with our patio.
So we have, we have two breakerboxes, so like a main panel
that's in our garage and then wehave a, I guess, a sub panel
that's on the back of our house,on the back of our back corner
anyway of our house, and thereis a huge power line that is
(40:37):
buried between the two boxes.
And we were like, hey, there'sthis line here, because when you
call the power people, theydon't mark that line, because
it's they only mark from thepole to the to the where the
meter is.
So this would be between themeter to this other box.
(40:58):
So it's your problem, so it'sour problem.
Hey, there's a power line here.
There is a power line here.
There is a buried power thatgoes from that box to this box.
So it's got to be like righthere, chopped, chopped, right
through it, just just.
I mean right through it.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah there was a line here yeah, what, who the?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
hell knew, I know Got to turn off the power, got to
get this.
Just blows my mind.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I remember when that happened.
You called me.
I was already irritated, youwere so disgusted.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I was already irritated with the whole project
and the people that we used inthe whole thing and then to do
that I was just like.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I have a riddle for you.
We haven't done a riddle in awhile.
Well, tell it Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I kind of feel like maybe I've done this one before,
now that I'm reading it again.
But I'm covered with eyes, butI can't see, and I live mostly
in the dark.
What am I?
Covered with eyes, but I can'tsee, and I live mostly in the
dark.
What am I?
Eyes Covered with eyes, but Ican't see and I live mostly in
(42:14):
the dark.
What am I?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Covered in eyes.
Stove Oven Stove Range top.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I don't know, but that's a good potato, oh.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Well, I guess a range doesn't live mostly in the dark
.
Oh, that's true, it's a potato.
Is it a potato or a potato?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Potato, that's one that do people confuse, that one
.
No, tomato tomato.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I say tomato Pecan pecan.
Tomato mater tater Peony, peony, Peony.
Now growing up, all I said waspeony, Did you?
Yeah, that's all peony.
That's all we said in thecountry.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, I have a little something.
I think we're on the same pageabout this, but we're going to
talk through this one, somethingthat drives me crazy.
First part of it is if you areon social media and you are
posting that you need prayerrequests, I cannot stand when
people put on their prayerrequests and don't give any
(43:23):
details, and then it seemsattention grabbing to me, like
if something.
So I'm telling you, as mybestie, if something happens to
me we've talked about thisthere's two things.
One, if something happens to meand you're like y'all, we need
some prayers for Wesley, youknow, please put that out there.
Tell them why.
You know Romeo stepped on outthere.
(43:44):
Tell them why you know Romeostepped on his foot and chopped
his big toe off.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
He's in bad shape.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Tell me, tell I want my info told, and the same thing
if or when I die, I want it tobe told how or what happened to
me.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
It was a car wreck going to market.
Yes, bad it was bad it was bad.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
You know, I want the detail.
I don't want anyone to go, Iwant it to be like you know,
something happened and he passedaway.
You can clean it up and hepassed away instantly.
Well, in prayer.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
I think prayers are great yes, I do too, but I'm a
person and this is just me.
Everybody can do what they do.
I don't like to put a lot ofpersonal stuff like personal
personal when I'm going throughit.
When my mother was sick withcancer, I put nothing out there,
(44:45):
right.
And for me I was having such ahard time, I mean, I needed
prayers, I needed lots ofprayers, but I could not discuss
it with one other person Likeit was.
So I was so raw, right,emotions were so raw.
(45:05):
It couldn't be out there Like,I couldn't deal with it.
My mother really didn't likethat, didn't want that kind of
attention.
Yeah, so, and I just couldn'tdeal with it.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
But you also you just so, you just did nothing.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
I did nothing.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
You didn't say please pray for my mom, and then no
details.
No, and other people Becausethat I feel like creates more.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Drama.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Drama and what's wrong.
What's going on when just goahead and say they're just?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
having a hard time, okay, yeah, well, I can deal
with that, right, yeah, well, Ican deal with that, right yeah,
they're just, you know, beendepressed, stressed, okay.
I mean, I get it, I live thatRight.
Yeah, I mean and I think that'sa personality thing and hell,
maybe I should be more open atthe time of things, but I'm just
(46:00):
not.
You should be.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Well, and also I feel like if you put it out there,
you know, people know what topray about, people know like
what you're going through howthey may help.
Yeah, how they may help.
Or maybe, okay, take a stepback.
You know they're going throughthis or whatever.
I feel like if you're going toput it out there, you're going
to get attention from it anyway.
Yeah, so go ahead and put itout there.
(46:24):
So if one day I'm laid up inthe hospital, put it out there.
You know, please pray forWesley.
Such and such has happened.
He's going to have to have suchand such surgery.
May or may not survive.
Put it out there, I do not.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I put it out there.
Oh, I do not.
I'm telling you, I want it outthere.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I think this could be it yeah, whatever it is, and if
I pass away for some reason, Iwant it to.
I hate when you have to godigging to find out why someone
everyone does it.
Every one of you listeningknows when you hear someone pass
away, you're like what happenedto them.
You're trying to go back ontheir social media.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
After a long illness.
What was it?
What was it?
Well, how bad was it?
I didn't know.
He was sick, just put it outthere.
I mean, it's true, a friend ofmine died, you know what, three,
three or four weeks ago.
The funeral was when we were inflorida, so it wasn't a few
(47:27):
weeks ago, and people were.
You know what happened, whatyou know, yeah, and you know,
just then the rumor meal starts.
Yeah, well, I didn't know he'dbe well.
Well, he wasn't sick.
He was sick for all of threeweeks of his life.
Yeah, great, I mean, it doesn'tget much better than that.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Right.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
You're 80, 83 years old and you've been sick for
three weeks.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Right.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Pretty good run Right .
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Sad, yeah, yeah it is , but I'm just like put it out,
so put it out there.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Well, you and I always talk about that.
They'll just put died.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
And if you go I'll make sure I give all the details
too.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Well, and you don't have to give all.
Just you know, had a heartattack.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It doesn't have to be Died in a car accident.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Mine even I want it to be okay.
Let's say I had a heart attack.
For example, leslie had a heartattack on X day and died on,
passed away on X day, so thatthey know like, oh well, he had
a heart attack but he survived afew days and then he passed
away.
That's how I want mine.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Well, you just have to tell them the announcement
the way it needs to you know,cause that?
Well, I'm telling you, mostpeople most people don't, and I
think, I think, if you go beforeme, which you?
I mean, I'm so much older.
You're only eight years olderthan me.
I think it needs to besomething like he was, you know,
(48:59):
attacked by a gang of emus.
He didn't stand a change, theyjust stomped the shit out of him
.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
And if that's the way I go, that's how I want it
published too.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
But if it's something boring, like just old age or
heart attack, I think we justneed to make up something good.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
You could do that too .
I'm fine with that.
Yeah, just tell some kind ofstory.
Yeah, you know, passed away inhis sleep, you can say you know,
I don't know, he just whateveryou know he had been on one of
them drunks.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, fell off the back porch.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
That was all she wrote.
I just hate when I see thatsomeone passed away and I have
to dig and dig to try to findout how they passed away,
because then there's a mysteryof, like, well, what happened,
yeah, why?
Because I need to know formyself, in case, you know, I
don't know, I just need to know,like, oh my gosh, they died of
a heart attack at 44.
Oh, I'm 44.
(49:55):
Oh, am I having a heart?
You know?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I need to know yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Like the whole.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Thing yeah, I mean a guy that I knew died like a
month ago, that's like youngerthan me.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
They didn't say god you're like, and that's the
worst when they're like, no sono illness, nothing.
Yeah, I'm like well, oh my gosh, what happened?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
what was it natural?
Was it suicide?
I mean, you don't know?
Yeah, and it may.
It leads your mind to all theseother things.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
That's what I'm saying for peace of mind.
I need to know what it isanyway.
That's just my thing.
Well, I guess we got to wrapthis baby up.
A reminder I forgot to mentionat the beginning of the show
that we have our fun thingsgoing on this month.
If you go towhosedrivingpodcastcom, it's
always in the show notes below.
If you join in the month ofApril our online community you
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But that's also where you canjoin our online community and
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great time to do it.
You get 50% off.
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Speaker 1 (51:22):
So use the code April when you sign up and it will
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And then in the month of Mayearly May we are going to select
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You know that's Stephen'sfavorite water bottle.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
It's the best thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
We've talked about it many times and we're going to
select someone to get one forfree.
Just something fun.
I thought that'd be good.
Remember to leave us a reviewwherever you're listening to the
podcast and share us with yourfriends.
That always helps us out, butthat's all I got this week.
Hopefully you're not having toannounce anything prayers or
death about me.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I hope not.
We don't need any.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Well, we need prayer anyway.
We need prayers every day.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
But hopefully nothing's wrong.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
But if something's wrong, tell them what it is.
Get on here.
Well, you wouldn't know how torecord a podcast if I wasn't
here.
No, I'd be a mess you just haveto get it on Instagram.
Tell them, oh y'all.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
I could probably get this up and run.
I could get this going.
I couldn't get that going.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Well, you can't do it without that, so this ain't no
good without that.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Well, without the video.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, you could do it withoutthe video.
Yeah, yeah, you could do itwithout the video?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, then you wouldn't know how to get it on
published.
Oh, I've not good withtechnology, don't claim to be.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
This only lasts as long as both of us are here,
yeah, and then it's done.
All right, have a great weekand we'll see you next week.
Thanks, guys.
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The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.