February 18, 2025 • 56 mins
This episode dives into the hilarious and absurd moments of our lives, exploring themes of friendship, animals, and everyday quirks. From discussing National Fart Day to navigating travel and culinary oddities, Wesley and Steven entertain with their lighthearted storytelling.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come on, girl, get in .
I'm here, do I?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
need to buckle up.
You need to buckle up.
I'm driving this bitch today.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Let's go.
It sounds like it's time foranother episode of who's Driving
.
Welcome to who's Driving.
I'm Wesley Turner.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
And I'm Stephen Merck .
We're two best friends andentrepreneurs.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Who's Driving is an entertaining look into the
behind the scenes of our lives,friendship and business.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
These are the stories we share and topics we discuss,
as two best friends would on along road trip.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Along the way, we'll check in with friends and offer
a wide range of informativetopics centered around running
small businesses, social mediaand all things home and garden.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You never know who's driving or where we're headed.
All we know is it's always afun ride.
Episode three of a brand newyear and we still have some
catching up to do.
We do, We've got a lot we do, wedo, we do.
So this is our third episode.
If you missed it, the first twowe now have our website for the
(01:02):
podcast, whosedrivingpodcastcom, and you can go there now.
Not only you can listen to anypast episode there, you can find
us on Spotify and all of that,and you can join our members
only community and you can watchus as well.
So we're now recordingourselves.
(01:24):
There's a video version.
There's an online community,which is a lot of fun.
So you need to come join thecommunity because I am posting
like polls in there.
You can leave comments.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And you can get to everything us.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, well, that's Rentals.
Well, no, no, no, that's on.
So we're talking aboutwhosedrivingpodcastcom, but, yes
, when you're there, you can getto our hub too.
Yeah, everything, yeah, you'reright.
So, also, you know, I changedmy name on Instagram to
WesleyTurnerLiving.
I'm waiting for your fa-.
I see the smirk, and I love howyou like to smirk about this,
(01:58):
because he knows this was one ofthe things that I struggled
with was does?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
it sound too much like Martha Stewart.
I said that and you were likebut Martha Stewart Living?
And I was like it doesn'tmatter it's not like.
Your name is Martin Stewart.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's true, and so you know.
I changed my name to WesleyTurner Living, and now he likes
to smirk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, you poo-pooed my.
I suggested that you totallydismissed it.
And then you pop up nine monthslater and you're like yeah, I'm
thinking Wesley Turner Living.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, I just said I'm going to go with that one, yeah
and anyway, so with that.
I also have a website,WesleyTurnerLivingcom, which is
like our hub, where you can getto everything, and actually the
podcast and that website sharethe same Like you're going to
end up in the same place for allof them, but it's a lot of fun.
(02:56):
You can't get away from us.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, we're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But not only can you not get away from us, we want it
to be easy for you to join uson everything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I am loving the members only community.
Like I said, I'm posting likeinsert videos when we talk about
something and polls and you canleave comments, but with the
video version.
So the first two episodes werepre-recorded on the same day.
You know, sometimes we gettogether and we'll record two
(03:27):
episodes at a time.
So to kick off the new yearwe're like let's get ahead.
And I was like there's going tobe a learning curve on editing
things and I had to bring backthe mic stand so we hopefully
don't sound as echoey.
There's some tweaking to do.
In general, there always is.
Well, would you know the firsttwo damn episodes we recorded?
(03:48):
I had straw in my hair thewhole time.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, because I found it right after it ended.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I was like you have straw in your hair and I was
like maybe you can't see it.
Oh no, right there front andcenter.
I had fed the animals beforeyou got here and straw a piece
of straw right there.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's fine.
You might as well have straw inyour hair.
You got chicken shit on yourshoes, so why not have the straw
in my hair?
I?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
don't have chicken shit on my shoes, because we
don't have any at the moment.
Oh, you let them all die.
I forgot.
No it is not.
That is not true.
They totally, they slowly gotpecked off, yeah, here and there
.
And I'm kind of nervous about Iwanted to get.
We got the chicken coop halfwayredone last year, Didn't?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
you and I talk recently about going and getting
some chickens Maybe.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I love.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't know.
I love going to the jockey lotand getting chickens.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, here's the thing I was going to get
chickens.
I was looking forward to doingthat this year and then I also
want some ducks and geese forour pond.
You know it's a whole differentwhatever, but I'm worried about
the bird flu.
It's a real thing, you know,going around with flocks and in
the wild.
And what I'm most concernedabout you know we have wild
geese that will land on our pond.
(05:01):
We have wild geese that willland on our pond and we got the
two.
They came back this week andthey'll stay here for months Is
something like that.
Or having a flock of backyardchickens or whatever and them
getting it.
And what I'm most concernedabout is the emus and I don't
know how it affects them, but Iknow there's something that the
(05:27):
emus.
There's a virus that they'rereally susceptible to.
I'll ask about that.
You need to find out for meBecause I don't want to bring
anything here that would helpspread it.
We can't take our emus.
I worry about those damn thingsso much.
Just because they're sodifferent they are different,
but they're hardy animals.
They are those things would kickyour ass.
I know I'm thinking becausethey are what.
(05:49):
Are they three years this year?
Would they be three years inMarch?
So I think they're finallygetting mature enough.
You know you can't tell what'sa male and what's a female.
I think they're both male.
No One of them started drumming.
It's doing the oh, so it isElvira, so we have.
(06:09):
And one of them's not doing ityet, so it is Elmer.
Yes, so we have.
Elmer and Elvira, I do believeoh my gosh Because it was luck.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I was like this one looks bigger.
Yeah, I tried, to pick, but Ijust was like well there.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I think it's opposite on them.
I think the female's bigger.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I just tried to pick one, two different looking, but
you know, they were so little,yeah, and I was like I guess we
got two gays, I don't know, butI'm so happy she's starting to
drum yeah, and I've listened toit.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It started off as a weird noise and it's getting
deeper, like even today.
I was like over the last liketwo months, so the end.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So this winter we've got to start looking for eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Like the end of this year.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Hopefully they have some andhopefully they'll have some
babies and hopefully nothinghappens.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, you will have to bring the egg in.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Someone asked me like would you eat it?
And that would be the grossestthing to me it's equivalent to
like a dozen chicken eggs.
Yeah, can you imagine droppinga dozen chicken eggs in a bowl
at one time, or a pan that makesme want to puke.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know, I have my grandfather's homemade incubator
for eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh yeah, I used to love doing that as a kid.
Oh, me too.
We would incubate the eggs andevery day I would come home from
school.
We did it at my grandma's housea lot and to see when they
started cracking a little, youhad marked down on the calendar
Because it's like to the day ortwo you know.
It's really cool, I need to dothat.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That would be a huge hit on Instagram.
It would be fun.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And I love doing it because you, you know I, they're
so sweet to like that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, when you raise them.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Especially ducks and geese, if you can raise them
from babies like that and geesearen't near.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
when you raise them like that, they're not near as
aggressive, I think.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to Amazon anincubator because you can get
those styrofoam ones.
I did it.
I used to do it not that manyyears ago, before this farm life
and other ones, and I wouldorder.
This is what I've done beforewhen I want like really cool,
like chickens or whatever.
I've ordered the eggs off eBayJust from like a, you know, a
(08:31):
backyard farmer.
And they'll send them to you allwrapped up, and then I've
incubated them.
I love it.
That would be really fun forspring, but it takes like 27 or
21 days for chickens, I can'tremember.
Can't remember either.
Well, if I did that, when I getback from the beach, that will
be you know in the March Rightfor spring, right for yeah,
(08:54):
right at Easter.
Yeah, probably hatch when we'relike at the spring Atlanta
market or something.
Daniel, I'd have to deal withthem.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And miss it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I know right, that's so exciting, I could start a
whole little cam Follow the youknow the chicken cam.
Oh, okay, well, we'll talk thisout, and then we'll do emu.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, so funny, funny , you mention that talking about
Instagram.
So I follow this lady I don'tknow if I follow her or she just
is in my algorithm and pop upand so she does these things and
(09:33):
she's kind of a sophisticatedlady, if you will but she does
these fart walks in the evening.
What.
After you eat, you walk forlike 15 or 20 minutes and you
(09:55):
fart while you're walking.
It's a thing.
Okay, I have questions, that'snot what this is about.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We'll take a little side street.
Then Does walking increase yourgas?
Does it or does it?
What am I trying to say?
Does it rush it Like?
Does it produce it so it getsit out of your system?
Does it encourage it?
Let me, because I mean, I don'tknow when I'm going to be, and
(10:27):
I have to tell you something I'mnot a gassy person.
You're not.
I am really not a gassy Like Idon't get gassy after meals.
I'm really not.
I mean everyone.
I'm not typically, but every nowand then I mean, I'll have one
rip, but not no, I mean everyonedoes, but I'm just saying that
doesn't make sense to me becauseI'm never that gassy.
(10:48):
If you're that gassy, you mightwant to check into some.
I don't know what is that?
Probiotics.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes, walking helps you fart.
Walking after eating can helpmove gas through your digestive
tract.
I think fart's a bad word.
Well, I looked up fart.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Can we say pass?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
gas.
That's what it is A toot.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
A little.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
A toot, a poot, oh Lord.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You know, cutting the cheese.
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
If you're part of our members only community.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Go there and tell us what you call it In the comments
, or you can text us and leave avoicemail on our hotline At
864-982-5029.
That's always in the show notes, anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The reason I'm talking about farting Is because
February 5th Is National FartDay.
Was National Fart Day Really?
And you know I went down a hugerabbit hole on this.
I'm like they have days foreverything.
(12:03):
It's a little irritating, butthat one, how stupid is that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Very stupid and I have a question while you're
looking it up, is that whatyou're doing?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I mean, well, I'm pulling up all the national days
.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, where's my damn day?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's probably in here .
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, good, I want it , I mean it is, and not my
birthday, that doesn't count.
I want it.
I mean it is and not mybirthday, that doesn't count.
I want a national.
We need a national who'sdriving day.
How do we get it on thecalendar?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We should who comes up with these.
May 1st is school principal'sday, I mean there's May 2nd is
national life insurance day.
We need a day.
I need a day.
I mean there's May 2nd isNational Life Insurance Day why
we need a day.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I need a day.
How do we get a holidaydeclared?
How do we get that?
I'm going to Google that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
First Friday in May is School Lunch Hero Day.
What does that mean?
May 3rd is National TextilesDay.
I don't know what, but there'sthere's crossovers, so there's
different some there's actuallydifferent.
It's also a popover day.
(13:14):
You know, popovers like youbake on the same.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I want to bake some of those.
I was looking up recipes theother day for popovers.
Do you ever?
Have you ever made those?
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I've eaten popovers.
Are they good?
Oh yes, there's a kind of awell-known restaurant in New
York City on 87th and Amsterdam.
So if you're in New York andit's called Popovers, so that's
a great place for like brunch onSunday.
(13:46):
But it happens to be right nextto my favorite deli, which is
Barney Greengrass Deli, rightnext door, and that's 87th and
Amsterdam in New York City.
I took you there, you did, andit was really good.
You had never been to anauthentic Jewish deli.
It was so good we need to goback.
(14:06):
And I was like you were like amI going to be able to eat
anything?
I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It was so good.
So evidently there are.
I'm trying to Google it andcarry on a conversation, which
is not good for me.
I think you can.
There's services and you canregister national days.
Those are different fromholidays, Right, but you?
(14:32):
Can have multiple national daysand I think you can register it
.
So we're going to check intonational.
We need a national fig day?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yes, we do, absolutely.
We need a national fig day anda national who's driving day.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Right, so we're going to have to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So it just amazed me how many different kinds of days
there were out there.
I'm like, because I saw thatand I was like she was like it's
national Fart Day or FartingDay, and I'm like I mean, that
can't be.
So I Googled it and it was so.
(15:13):
Then, ironically, I was onInstagram actually this morning
and I am going through and Ifound something even more
disgusting.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh good.
We're going from farts tosomething else.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, or toots.
It is a Mm-hmm.
No, this gets worse.
We're going to toots, to poops.
So this is a young lady, thatshe lives in an apartment and
she has three roommates.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Okay, and they I don't even know where this is
going they use a litter box,what Uh-huh All three of them.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
It gets better.
Here it is Uh-huh.
We need to put this.
I will definitely.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So it gets better.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay, tell me, do tell.
So they poop in this box.
They all have their own box,their own litter box.
If you will, why not do it?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
together.
I mean, why stop at?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
the litter and they poop.
They dig a hole.
It's sand.
They dig a hole, they poop init.
They put their toilet paper onthere.
They take black salt andsprinkle on it to keep the smell
down, which made me gag alittle.
Then they cover it up and onthe first event they write down
(16:46):
what day and time they pooped inthis hole.
And then the first of everymonth they dig it up and put it
in bags.
It gets better and they put it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We just lost every listener we ever thought about
having.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
They put it in biodegradable bags, and then
they put it in pots and plantseeds and sell the flowers.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You are lying to me, you are absolutely— you have the
video.
We'll turn down the volume.
I'll add the video into ifyou're in the members only
community and you'll be able tosee it I mean look how much room
it takes up.
It's like a room of just.
(17:37):
Okay, that is.
They're doing that for stupidcontent.
That cannot be true.
We are not.
People are not.
No, that can it's.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Listen, I cannot imagine living like that.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
But that is.
They did that just to be like afunny.
Surely, just look, they did itas a funny and that cannot be
serious, but I'm going to puttheir I to put their video in
our members-only community.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
They sell bags of their poop for $10.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It's like fertilizer Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Isn't that a biohazard?
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I mean, you know how I am about this, can't be it
just can't be real.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just can't.
I can't even believe it.
And it's no.
That is so fake.
It cannot be real.
I'm not, but we'll let you,I'll have to.
Steven is a little gulliblesometimes with social media
things and that sort of thing.
He will show me things I'm like.
This is fake.
That is like for views.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
They're not really doing that, I'll be like no, I'm
so sensitive, like to smells.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That is horrid.
I don't even know how to.
Well, first of all, I hate Pullthis car over.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I'm out.
I hate sand.
Yeah On me.
I can't imagine that mess in myhome.
V Listen, listen, oh my gosh,you be the judge.
I'm just telling you I'm goingto watch them and I'll be the
judge.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I have a few things for you.
What Something I don'tunderstand that I saw on
Instagram and it's not a newthing.
It's not a new thing.
This just inspired me to thinkabout it.
And actually, tina, to Mimi'sHouse we Go.
She was talking about it.
She was part of one Book clubs.
So Tina, to Mimi's House we Go.
(19:50):
I was watching her in, I guess,her neighborhood or friend
somebody I don't know book clubsor nothing.
Nothing is unusual about a bookclub.
That's fine, I'm not talkingabout that.
But she was on there and like,oh, I gotta get off I to read,
we got book club on, you know,whatever day Like to me not
saying anything about her, Iwould be stressed the hell out.
(20:13):
That is like.
First of all, I don't enjoyreading.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I barely can do it If you're ADD.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Reading is a chore and I guess that's the thing why
I don't understand it.
First of all, do you read abook Like we're reading this
book and so you meet what once aweek, and then you're on a
certain chapter and you can talkabout it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I don't know if they meet once a week.
That's a lot of reading.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Maybe once a month.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Is that it?
And then you talk about thewhole book, or do you talk about
chapters at a time, because shewas like I got to be at the
certain point so I can talkabout it.
She's like, oh, I put it off, Igot to read or whatever, and I
was like that stresses me out.
That's like taking.
I could not wait to get out ofschool.
We've talked about it.
I couldn't wait to get out ofcollege and that sort of thing.
(21:01):
It just gave me anxietylistening to her talk about
going to her book club.
So do you enjoy?
Are you part of a book club?
And I know some people really Imean I guess I sound ignorant
People really enjoy reading.
It's not for me, some people do.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
But typically I will say this it is a trait because
I'm ADD, you're ADD.
Because I'm ADD, you're ADD.
Typically, when you're ADD, itis very difficult to read and
process everything Right, andI'm dyslexic, and then it's just
a whole.
Oh, I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It looks like a day You're just challenged.
That page looks like a puzzle.
What's the one where youcrossword puzzle?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is that where you circle the?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
words.
That's what that page lookslike to me.
It's just hard when you haveTalking about ADD and that sort
of thing, though from one thingto the next.
So book clubs is one thing Idon't understand If you're a
part of it, let us know and whatyou do, do you really read the
book or y'all just gettingtogether to have drinks?
Is it just a social thing?
Do you actually talk about thebook?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, I know people that do.
They do talk about it, they'reserious about it.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I mean, that's what I guess I'm asking.
Are you serious about it?
Because I was stressed out Likegirl, I ain't reading.
No, she's like I've got to readso many chapters by like 24
hours and let us know if you usean indoor litter box.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I would really love to interview you on our podcast
if you use a litter box or knowsomeone that does.
If you use a litter, box.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
we will fly to you anywhere in the continental USA
and we will interview you allabout it and let you tell all of
our listeners the benefits.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
We'll let you have the mic and we're going to bring
you a gift basket to use whileI'm there and it's going to be
full of Tyler products andcandles and linen sprays and
room sprays and all kinds ofthings like that Back to ADD
though, because I alreadyskipped across it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You can really see it .
I was telling Stephen before westarted this episode now that
we do the video version of theepisode.
If you watch it, I am all overthe damn place.
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm very animated, unmedicated.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yes, I'm very animated with my hands and
talking and Stephen is proppedup like this and I think he
started and ended the episode inthe same spot both times and he
said that's the differencebetween medicated and
unmedicated.
I'm like, well, you can see itright here, because you know I'm
(23:52):
all like hands flopping andtalking.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
And the funny thing is, if I go off my medication,
he's like you've got to go onyour medication.
One of us has to be medicatedand it's just got to be you.
And I'm like, well, why doesn'tit, why not you?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Because you're used to it, you're adapted to it and
you just ride it out.
Just ride out the med.
He tried to go off of it.
He did for like three or fourmonths or whatever.
It was the worst thing and hethought he was normal.
It was like you're not, you'renot normal.
And then when Dylan startedsaying you need to go back on
the medication, I think itfinally you went back on it
(24:28):
slowly.
It was a hot mess.
It wasn't that bad Anyway.
So that was just somethingabout book clubs.
You've never been part of abook club.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I can tell there's a lot of things I won't not say
never.
On a lot of things I canhonestly say I will never be
part of a book club that doesnot interest me in the slightest
Me either, not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
If it doesn't have pretty pictures, I'm not even
picking up the book.
That's why you like coffeetable books so much you can flip
through and you're good to go.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
If there's not pictures I don't need it, right,
and it's worked to me becauseof my ADD reading, not reading
directions, or reading somethingI'm looking to do.
I can read that very easily IfI'm having to read how to do
(25:25):
something or directions, orthat's fine.
But if like a book, a novel, no, I'm like I read it and then
there's no comprehension.
I'm like wait, sally went whereFred was where and they did
like yeah.
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I'll get to the bottom of thepage and I can't even tell you
what just happened Because I'mso concentrating on trying to
read and not we probablyshouldn't be talking.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
This probably makes us sound really dumb, it doesn't
matter.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I mean, I'm not dumb, I know You're not dumb, I'm
very smart.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I guess we can't be perfect in all areas.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
We have the piece of papers, like everybody else.
I don't know how the hell wegot them, but we have them.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I don't know how we got them either.
I mean, I don't know how I gotit Because I'm smart, Because I
didn't have to read.
I went to class and if itdidn't register in class it
wasn't going to register for meand I don't listen.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I do not mind saying it because, listen, I know I'm
smart and so my freshman classesat Clemson and pretty and
pretty and sweet.
So my freshman year at Clemson,you had, you know you had to
read all these books.
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And I was like I was unmedicatedas a freshman in college and I
mean, that was like telling meto go fly a plane.
I could have flown a planeeasier than I could that.
So back in the day I would goeither to a bookstore Sometimes
I would have to venture out to adifferent city that had them
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and I would buy the Cliff Notes.
Do you remember those?
Oh yeah, cliff's Notes, cliff's.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Notes.
I couldn't even read those.
I didn't even that got methrough college.
Oh did it.
I never bought those because Iwas like, I'm not even going to
Some smartass I will neverforget.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
This obviously was making me, you know, was
implying I was stupid and that'sokay because you know what,
he's probably still working inthat bookstore, not that there's
anything wrong with that.
But so I went in looking forCliff's notes and I asked for
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them and he was like, yeah, wehave one.
I was like, oh, thank God, likeI have this book, I have this
book report tomorrow, you know,cause it would have been last
minute.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh, yeah, that's.
It would have been last minuteand he said when I was walking
out.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He said yeah, I hear the CliffiffsNotes got great
reviews and I wanted to justsmack him.
I just was like good, yeah,when.
I had to do those reports.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't know how, but I really feel like when somehow
I skirted around having to readall major books, like I don't
remember reading any of them.
We'll get dumber by the second.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, I would like read the preface.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
No, I'm saying, I must have took?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I don't know.
You had to Like at Clemson.
I don't know how it is now Hell, who knows how it is.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I ain't read none of that we had to like Clemson.
You could not get around it.
There wasn't AP classes backthen.
You had to take an English andread all these books.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't remember doing that.
I know I took an English 101,but I don't remember it being
like reading.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, it included reading books.
I promise you, ours was likegrammar and stuff like that.
Oh yeah, I felt the hell out ofthat too.
You cannot be Southern otherthan my mother.
My mother was a grammar Naziand, bless her heart till the
day she died.
She tried to fix me and it justdidn't work.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'm just thinking I don't remember.
Like, do you remember any ofthem from college?
Because every course I hearabout them I didn't read them.
Do you remember the names?
Do you remember any?
No, Do you know some of thosepopular?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I had some of them and I think I donated them.
I had some of them.
I was like, yeah, I wassupposed to read that.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I remember going and buying books for college and I
was like what the hell am Igoing to do with these?
I'm not going to read these.
I should have never bought themLike I.
Literally I didn't read thetextbooks either.
That's what I'm saying.
None of them, I should havenever.
This is what Wesley did.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
My books were pristine.
I got the top dollar when Isold them back.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I loved selling them back because my parents, they
didn't care.
You kept that money yeah.
They didn't care.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I mean that was my Well see my part of the deal.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'd be like ooh, $700 or something.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
My part of the deal was I.
I had to pay for my books.
Yeah, that sucks for you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
But what I tried to take care of.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So after I made that one investment you could just
keep rolling it in, rolling itover.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
So I went to class.
This is what Wesley did.
I went to class and I sat thereand I listened and I would take
notes, and that's when Ilearned.
I retained that shit rightthere in that class and if I
didn't, I didn't.
Me too.
If I did, I did, and then I'dtake the test and I'd pass and I
moved on and I never opened thebooks.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I mean, I promise you , I will say this, I will say
this, and I mean this sounds alittle egotistical.
I honestly think if I went backto school maybe not now, you're
old, yeah, maybe if I had goneback at 30 or even went back and
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did school again and I actuallyapplied myself and read the
books, I think I could have beena doctor.
I do.
I have no doubt that if I hadmade my mind, up.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Potential is there.
Yeah, yeah, the potential isthere.
But I didn't want to be thecare yeah, the give a damn isn't
there.
So that's the dedication.
I didn't want to be the careyeah, the give a damn isn't
there.
Gone, so that's the dedication,that's what is not there.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And here's the other thing about me.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I mean I'm sure you could have been, I don't know a
doctor at something I don't knowwhat.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, I say this Big.
Macs yeah, I say this I'm likeI think I would have lost
interest because it takes somany years to become a doctor.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
But then I think about it.
I spent 19 years in McDonald'sbefore I became an owner.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, but you were acting in your brain.
You are.
I thought I was the CEO at 15.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, you thought you were the owner.
Oh, I did.
Doing those fries I was like Irun this whole company
International.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, you were planning out, you were making
changes, you were taking namesand kicking ass.
Oh, yeah In your brain.
Oh, totally.
And see, it's not like thatwhen you're studying it's a lot
of just books.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I know and I avoided all of that education and I just
say I have a doctor, dr Merck.
That's who I am.
When Dylan gets sick, I'm likecome on into Dr Merck's office
and he tells me what's wrong andI make him better.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
90% of the time you're wrong.
But that's okay, he's stillliving, he's still living and
he's better.
That's all.
He's still living.
He's still living and he'sbetter.
That's all I'm saying.
My gosh, how did we get off onschool Book club?
I guess, I don't know.
It gave me anxiety.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Book club is wrong.
If you're in a book club, I'mgoing to put this out there and
you can prove me wrong.
Do something different.
If you're in a book club, Ifeel like you need to call me
and I'll give you some ideas,but you need to do something
more fun, like play bunco.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Or like a crafting club where you take a little
something.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Or bring back ceramics.
Remember when that was a thingin the 80s.
Everybody did ceramics.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I mean, what do you do after you read the book?
You talk about it and you'relike, oh, that was a good book.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, she died.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, you know they fell in love.
Yeah, they got divorced.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
What a waste of time If it's a great book.
They're going to make a movieout of it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That's true, and that's enough of a waste of time
watching a movie.
You can't get that time backeither.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
But you can enjoy that and you can eat snacks.
I guess they do that whilethey're reading.
It amazes me when I go to thebeach and listen.
A lot of what I'm saying istruly out of jealousy, because I
wish I had this ability.
But you know I'll be at thebeach or wherever, and then you
see those people and they're allin this book.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
And.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I have friends.
I have friends and they're likewent to the beach for a week, I
read four books and I'm likeyou did what?
And I felt bad for them.
I was like, oh my gosh, I feelbad for you, but they loved it.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
No, Daniel, every time we go to the beach he packs
, like I don't know, four orfive flower books or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Does he read?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
No, he doesn't read them.
I'm like, why do you haul thosedown there every time?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
That's cute.
I'm going to look at them thistime.
That is so cute.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I know he hauls it's always flower books and
something flower growing orwhatever, and he might, for one
day, crack it open.
He said the other night we weretalking about something.
He's like, yeah, it's in thatbook that I've taken to the
beach four times and I'm almosthalfway through it, or something
.
And I'm like, yeah, he's not a.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You know, even like if I'm buying a car or an
appliance or anything.
Dylan is a studier and a reader.
He doesn't read books, but hereads a lot, like he learns
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anything that interests him.
He learns everything about it.
Like you can ask him anythingabout cars, nice cars luxury
cars.
He can tell so if.
I want a car, I'm just like, Ithink I want this kind of car.
So you want to let me know whatwe need to go get, yeah, and
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what the price is that going tobe?
And this is what I want to pay,and he comes back with it,
right, and that works for me.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm not a reader, but I have an innate ability when
unpacking stuff, just to knowhow it's going to function or
put it together.
You do.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Listen, you could get a space shuttle shipped here in
parts.
I'll put that bitch togetherand I think you could do it
without looking at directions.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Now it may explode after it gets halfway up, but
you could get it off the ground.
I wouldn't get on it and trustit not to completely burst into
flames, but you would get it offthe ground.
I'll give you that it's true.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I'll give you that.
Speaking of well, space shuttleis a good way to lead into this
next topic.
Over the holidays I was flying.
This is another.
We're going to start doinglittle PSAs each week.
You know we talked about throwyour poinsettias away.
I got funny messages about that.
They had them, didn't they?
They did, they did they hadthem.
They were like I threw mineaway today.
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Thanks for the reminder, remindaway today.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Thanks for the reminder.
The next family or friend I gointo their house and I see some
damn leggy.
I'm going over and juststomping on it.
I'm going to go.
I'm just doing you a favor.
You'll thank me later.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Throw your dead poinsettia away.
It's got two leaves left.
But anyway, back to over theholidays.
I flew home to Tennessee, to myparents' house, and this is my
little announcement If youhaven't flown in a while.
There's a couple of things weneed to address that I've
noticed.
Well, I already said the lasttime First of all, sit your ass
down when the plane lands untilyour row is exiting.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Because there may be somebody that really needs to
make their connecting flight.
Sit your ass down.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And nothing.
This happened to me and youwhen we flew to Dallas.
We were on the same row, youand I, and we were deboarding
and he was trying to like stepin front of us and not in a.
Hey, I'm connecting my.
You know, we did let one girlgo.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
We let one girl go across our lap and we rushed her
up because she was so close tomissing her flight.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No, this guy is just like wait 10 extra seconds.
I don't need you up on me andyou didn't look good enough to
be up on me anyway, so first ofall, sit down back up.
But we're going to you up on meand you didn't look good enough
to be up on me anyway, so firstof all, sit down Back up, but
we're going to back up.
Before that, the next thingthat you need to know if you're
flying, just prepare yourself,because this is something.
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I noticed this four differenttimes when I was flying, each
leg that I had to go.
So now what people are tryingto do is not check luggage and
do carry-ons drives me, whichyou know, you do, you.
But do you, and if that's theway you want to prepare to fly,
that is fine.
But now what happens is whenyou get to the gate and you're
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boarding, they run out of spacefor overhead compartments.
Be prepared if you alreadycheated the system and didn't
pay the bag fee and you aretaking your bag on the plane, be
prepared for them to run out ofspace because everyone's doing
the same thing that you're doingand they're going to put that
little red tag on it and they'regoing to tell you we're going
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to have to take your bag and putit under the plane and it will
check to your final destination.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay, don't argue with them, that's part of the
process and it slows down thewhole thing.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
One time there was.
I mean, they had to do a lot ofpeople that way, but one time
the person in front of me didthat and they were like okay,
three times they had to standthere and argue for like three
minutes about getting theirluggage.
Okay, it's just part of theprocess.
You already didn't pay the bagfee if that was your plan, and
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you can take a backpack or apurse on.
So if you've got medicationsand that sort of thing, pack a
backpack.
Otherwise, be prepared to checkyour damn bag.
Okay, so there's that one.
Otherwise, be prepared to checkyour damn bag.
Okay, so there's that one.
Just if you're going on a tripsometime soon.
And I would just save myselfthe trouble and check it at the
front, like I always do, I checkmy bag every time I'm like I'm
not hauling it through theairport, I'm not dealing with it
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.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
When.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I get it there, they're going to tell me I have
to check it anyway.
So I don't carry on anything.
No I do a backpack and we Withone change of socks, panties.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
You do socks and panties and at least a sleep
shirt or something in there, andany medication you need in case
you're displaced Right, andthere's other things we need to
talk about.
Now that you're talking aboutflying, I have more.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Another good thing to do is make sure you wear some
deodorant.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Because you're going, you know it's close quarters
and you need to make sure yourstank arms aren't stanking,
Right.
And the other little thing isthey sell gum all over the
airport.
Get ya, Pac, Get ya.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Get ya.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, get ya.
Get ya Pac.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Get ya Pac.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay, nobody wants to smell that either, that's true.
And especially if you're flyinga red eye overnight and you
know you're going to be sleeping.
We all wake up with thatmorning breath, so I always
carry gum in my backpack I dothat too, and I'm not a gum
chewer.
But I do because sometimes youeat something.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You know they might have something that you eat, or
you wanted a little doritos orsomething on the plane and
you're you don't want that.
But also going with flying,this is more of a well, it's
kind of the same lines.
I guess I'm on my soapbox.
But flying in general is not aluxury anymore, it's a almost
public transportation.
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At this point I honestlyespecially for flights that are
two hours it still baffles mehonestly that they serve snacks
and drinks and that sort ofthing, Because you get in the
car and drive for two hours andyou don't think anything about
it.
You know what I'm saying.
You're fine, Pack you a littletrail mix and some water.
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You're fine, but it's good theydo.
They still come through withtheir pretzels or their little
cookies.
I love those little cookies.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Those Biscoff cookies .
Speaker 1 (42:39):
But don't make it complicated.
You do not need a hot tea whenyou are flying.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Oh my Lord, those people.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It goes back to Chopstick Betty, I believe.
I mean I watched this person onthe last one.
We may have been on this onetogether, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
You were sitting here .
I was in the middle seat.
Yeah, hot Tea Betty was to myright and she had the
personality of a doorknob, doyou remember?
Yes, we hadn't even talkedabout this.
She was like she looked likeshe smelled shit the whole time.
There's not a nice way to sayit.
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She looked like the biggestprude I've ever, like I was
normally.
You know, I'm very friendly andI'm like hey, how's it going I?
Looked at her and I was like Iain't even going to try, Mm-mm.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Oh my gosh.
Well then she wants a hot tea.
A hot tea, and it takes likefive trips for the flight
attendant.
She had to go get the hot tea,then she had to get this, then
she had to pick out the tea.
It was just a whole damn ordealand no one's got time for that.
We're already packed in likesardines.
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The person next to you wantstheir damn Diet Coke?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
This brings up the whole other thing from that
flight.
Oh my gosh, well, hold on, Idon't remember.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
But why, for a two-hour flight, do you need a
hot tea?
You know what I'm saying Get awater or Coke, or Sprite or
Pepsi, whatever they're serving.
I just don't understand why yougot to make it complicated.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I get it.
If you're on a red-eye andyou're waking up and you get a
coffee, yeah I get that.
And, honestly, if you want tobe that attended to get your ass
in first class, that's right.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I mean when we obviously were not.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
We were not.
But if we fly West Coast, we'regoing to be in first class.
If we fly to Hawaii or Europe,I'm going to be in first class,
daniel and I flew, and itactually was not bad.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
We flew in just regular coach, did you.
We may have been in the, likethe middle, yeah, where it was a
little more room than the back.
Well, it depends on the.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
You know, some flights to Europe are a lot
shorter than flying to Hawaii.
Yeah, so it really just dependson the time.
So the other thing I was goingto bring up is remember when we
were flying to Dallas, you werein the middle and I was on the
end that time so I could see upthe aisle, uh-huh, and this
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older lady was sitting up thereand just I wasn't listen, I was
bored.
I don't know what this is.
You see what people order, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Listen I was bored.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
You see what people order.
Oh yeah, and she got a tomatoor a V8.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Oh, you did, you meant to tell me.
You said I got to tell you whatthis lady ordered, she got a V8
.
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
And that always puzzles me, because I love, love
, love tomato soup, but I do notlike V8 and I do not like a
Bloody Mary and everybody isalways like, well, if you like
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tomato soup, you'll love that,and that's a lie.
So it always interests me whenpeople order that.
So I was just kind of sittingthere and then they offered her
the Biscoff cookies.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh, the cinnamony.
I love those.
She was dipping them in the V8.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
No what, yes what?
And I thought I'm not seeingthat correctly, so I stared to
see if that I said.
Well, you know, maybe sheswitched drinks or something.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah, no, no.
So Biscoff cookies Dipped in.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
V8.
Cold V8.
, cold V8.
Have y'all ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Is that something you've tried?
We should try.
Well, we don't?
I'm not trying that, because Idon't like V being Neither one
of us is going to try that.
We might get Daniel to try it,he'll eat anything.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He's like Mikey He'll eat anything.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I told him the other day.
I said I think I should startdoing reels, reproducing his
snacks that he comes in andmakes.
You would not believe He'lllaugh.
You would not believe the snackcombinations that he puts
together.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
And he is not of French descent?
I don't think at all.
No, but he should be, becausehe I'm convinced this is true I
think he could eat a piece ofbark.
He would dip it in hot sauce,some ranch sauce, some of this
sauce, all at the same time.
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All at the same time, doesn'tmatter how messy it gets.
Oh, no Just sauce and eat it?
Yes, Absolutely.
I've never seen, and I'm asauce person too.
I'm a sauce person.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I'm not a sauce person.
I mean, I like sauces, but notlike that.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Well, I don't know a soul on earth that eats like
that.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I mean he loves sauces I need to do a video and
put it in the members only.
I won't do it before this one,but one day I need to
collectively do it over likethree weeks or something.
He will come in for lunch andhe'll get the chip crumbs out of
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a chip bag and pour those in abowl and then he will pour three
types of sauces on there.
Throw some cheese on it, itwould tear my Sriracha Love.
Sriracha, he is a huckster, youcan go down.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I can go down there in your refrigerator right now
and I know there's at least sixor seven different sauces.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Oh, yes, he lives on sauces, it is.
But the combinations that hedoes, oh, it doesn't matter,
it's just you throw them allthere and mmm, mmm and what he
puts is I'm literally going tohave to document.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
He'll eat it on crackers chips vegetables, bread
, it doesn't matter it doesn'tmatter, it doesn't matter it.
I've never seen anybody thatloved and listen, I love me a
sauce too.
I just usually don't have likefour different ones at a time
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yeah, and he'll go through it,he'll go through a bottle like
oh yeah, I've brought home, likethe dr pete's sauces.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
You know the um we had whatever the glaze and the
mustard one, and we have themall on our website in the um.
Captain rodney, I mean, abottle it lasts like two days
and gone.
That's what we laugh about.
He's like, well, that was likea thousand calories in sauce.
I mean he knows that it's funny, it's just mind-boggling.
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But maybe she's one of thosepeople.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
He has a stomach of steel too.
I have never I mean I've knownhim over 15 years I have never
known him to get an upsetstomach from anything he's eaten
.
No, I've never known him to getfood poisoning.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Uh-uh.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Nothing.
Uh-uh, and I have seen him withmy own eyes.
I have seen like at night wewould eat pizza Uh-huh, and I'm
talking pizza with meats on it,uh-huh.
It would sit out all night onthe counter.
You know, because that peoplelisten, we all, we all do that
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from time to time.
He would get up the next day atnoon and it would just be
sitting there.
I would never eat that.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Well, I'm not going to eat something if the
container gets too messy.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
I'm one of those people.
If food poisoning is in thevicinity, I get it.
I won't eat it, he eats it andit's like oh yeah, that was
great.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
He's like what, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Does it bother him?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
No, not at all.
I throw things away and he'slike you are so wasteful, it is
so fine, I'm like well, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
He'll eat things out of date.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, he's like you know what's the funny thing
about him Out of all of thisconversation that we had, and it
is not exaggerated and he willcome on here and tell you we're
telling the truth.
We'll come on here and tell you.
We're telling the truth.
You know what grosses him outis.
You know, because he doesn'tget grossed out by food or
whatever is, we'll eat a lot ofyogurt.
In the water that develops on ayogurt, he's like that grosses
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me out and he pours it offinstead of like stirring it back
in there.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
You know how.
It's just part of the yogurt,it's just.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
I'm like that's out of all the things that you eat
and the combos and the.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Kind of grosses me out too, but I just stir it up
real quick.
That's what I do.
I mean, you don't, I don't eatit, I just stir it up.
Yeah, because I'm like it'sjust the cold, it's just
separated.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yeah, that's what I do, or like sour cream or
something.
I just stir it up a bit.
He pours it off in the sink andthen stirs it up.
Out of all the things, though.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Nothing else bothers him.
He's the kind of person and Imean I'm not knocking it at all,
i'm- actually I'm jealous of it.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
He literally would be like oh, this chicken's been in
here for like two weeks raw.
You think it's fine?
I think it's fine, I'm like Idon't think so it's fine.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
And he never gets sick.
He's the kind that would go toChina and they would be like, oh
, this is bird's nest soup, youknow, made from a bird's nest.
And he'd be like, yeah, I'lltry it.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
And I would be like.
I'll starve to death I will noteat and I would be like I'll
starve to death.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah, I will not eat that.
He would be like I'll try it.
He'd probably like it.
Yeah, I think he could go onSurvivor or something.
You know how they have to eatall that crazy.
Oh yeah, he would be fine.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah, I would starve to death.
I'm trying to think if he wouldget.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
About bugs.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, like if he would get grossed out by food.
I don't know if he would or notlet's start doing, but if he
was forced to eat it it wouldn'tmake him sick.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
I know that part.
Let's do some segments forInstagram.
Seriously, what will Daniel eat?
And we'll come up with stuffand be like here.
We made this for you.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Oh, he comes up with his own stuff.
We can just say look whatDaniel's eating.
That's all it's got to be.
It is bizarre the stuff that hewill throw in a bowl.
I mean, he's living, don'tknock it until you try it If
that's what makes you happy.
But that goes back to that lady.
Maybe she just likes, maybeshe's a dipper that likes
(53:58):
dipping stuff in her drinks.
No, you know, it's like thepeople who dip their fries in
their Frosty or in theirmilkshake.
Were you one of those people?
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Mm-mm, mm-mm, I'm not mixing my food like that.
I mean I would.
I guess that grossed me out,but I don't.
But you know, 30 years inMcDonald's I've mixed a few
things.
Like my favorite thing on earth.
If I get McDonald's fries Iwant mayonnaise and ketchup
(54:30):
mixed together.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Well, I don't think that's that, I don't know.
I mean because they putmayonnaise and ketchup on
burgers and stuff together.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
I'm not a mayonnaise person, but that's not as odd.
I mean, daniel would domayonnaise ketchup and six other
condiments.
Well, I mean you know it iswhat it is.
I guess you can say I guess,well, this might top the podcast
for most random conversationsof all.
I mean, you really were drivingaround, I know we went from fart
(55:06):
days to sauces and everythingin between, including litter box
pooping.
But anyway, it's time to wrapup this episode of who's Driving
.
We'll be back next week foranother episode.
Remember to join our membersonly community.
Don't miss out.
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I'm doing blog posts therepretty much every day that I
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Seriously, we'll see you nexttime.
Thanks guys, bye y'all.
Come on, girl, get in .
I'm here, do I?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
need to buckle up.
You need to buckle up.
I'm driving this bitch today.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Let's go.
It sounds like it's time foranother episode of who's Driving
.
Welcome to who's Driving.
I'm Wesley Turner.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
And I'm Stephen Merck .
We're two best friends andentrepreneurs.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Who's Driving is an entertaining look into the
behind the scenes of our lives,friendship and business.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
These are the stories we share and topics we discuss,
as two best friends would on along road trip.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Along the way, we'll check in with friends and offer
a wide range of informativetopics centered around running
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Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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You never know who's driving or where we're headed.
All we know is it's always afun ride.
Episode three of a brand newyear and we still have some
catching up to do.
We do, We've got a lot we do, wedo, we do.
So this is our third episode.
If you missed it, the first twowe now have our website for the
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podcast, whosedrivingpodcastcom, and you can go there now.
Not only you can listen to anypast episode there, you can find
us on Spotify and all of that,and you can join our members
only community and you can watchus as well.
So we're now recordingourselves.
(01:24):
There's a video version.
There's an online community,which is a lot of fun.
So you need to come join thecommunity because I am posting
like polls in there.
You can leave comments.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And you can get to everything us.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, well, that's Rentals.
Well, no, no, no, that's on.
So we're talking aboutwhosedrivingpodcastcom, but, yes
, when you're there, you can getto our hub too.
Yeah, everything, yeah, you'reright.
So, also, you know, I changedmy name on Instagram to
WesleyTurnerLiving.
I'm waiting for your fa-.
I see the smirk, and I love howyou like to smirk about this,
(01:58):
because he knows this was one ofthe things that I struggled
with was does?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
it sound too much like Martha Stewart.
I said that and you were likebut Martha Stewart Living?
And I was like it doesn'tmatter it's not like.
Your name is Martin Stewart.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's true, and so you know.
I changed my name to WesleyTurner Living, and now he likes
to smirk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, you poo-pooed my.
I suggested that you totallydismissed it.
And then you pop up nine monthslater and you're like yeah, I'm
thinking Wesley Turner Living.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, I just said I'm going to go with that one, yeah
and anyway, so with that.
I also have a website,WesleyTurnerLivingcom, which is
like our hub, where you can getto everything, and actually the
podcast and that website sharethe same Like you're going to
end up in the same place for allof them, but it's a lot of fun.
(02:56):
You can't get away from us.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, we're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But not only can you not get away from us, we want it
to be easy for you to join uson everything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I am loving the members only community.
Like I said, I'm posting likeinsert videos when we talk about
something and polls and you canleave comments, but with the
video version.
So the first two episodes werepre-recorded on the same day.
You know, sometimes we gettogether and we'll record two
(03:27):
episodes at a time.
So to kick off the new yearwe're like let's get ahead.
And I was like there's going tobe a learning curve on editing
things and I had to bring backthe mic stand so we hopefully
don't sound as echoey.
There's some tweaking to do.
In general, there always is.
Well, would you know the firsttwo damn episodes we recorded?
(03:48):
I had straw in my hair thewhole time.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, because I found it right after it ended.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I was like you have straw in your hair and I was
like maybe you can't see it.
Oh no, right there front andcenter.
I had fed the animals beforeyou got here and straw a piece
of straw right there.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's fine.
You might as well have straw inyour hair.
You got chicken shit on yourshoes, so why not have the straw
in my hair?
I?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
don't have chicken shit on my shoes, because we
don't have any at the moment.
Oh, you let them all die.
I forgot.
No it is not.
That is not true.
They totally, they slowly gotpecked off, yeah, here and there
.
And I'm kind of nervous about Iwanted to get.
We got the chicken coop halfwayredone last year, Didn't?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
you and I talk recently about going and getting
some chickens Maybe.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I love.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't know.
I love going to the jockey lotand getting chickens.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, here's the thing I was going to get
chickens.
I was looking forward to doingthat this year and then I also
want some ducks and geese forour pond.
You know it's a whole differentwhatever, but I'm worried about
the bird flu.
It's a real thing, you know,going around with flocks and in
the wild.
And what I'm most concernedabout you know we have wild
geese that will land on our pond.
(05:01):
We have wild geese that willland on our pond and we got the
two.
They came back this week andthey'll stay here for months Is
something like that.
Or having a flock of backyardchickens or whatever and them
getting it.
And what I'm most concernedabout is the emus and I don't
know how it affects them, but Iknow there's something that the
(05:27):
emus.
There's a virus that they'rereally susceptible to.
I'll ask about that.
You need to find out for meBecause I don't want to bring
anything here that would helpspread it.
We can't take our emus.
I worry about those damn thingsso much.
Just because they're sodifferent they are different,
but they're hardy animals.
They are those things would kickyour ass.
I know I'm thinking becausethey are what.
(05:49):
Are they three years this year?
Would they be three years inMarch?
So I think they're finallygetting mature enough.
You know you can't tell what'sa male and what's a female.
I think they're both male.
No One of them started drumming.
It's doing the oh, so it isElvira, so we have.
(06:09):
And one of them's not doing ityet, so it is Elmer.
Yes, so we have.
Elmer and Elvira, I do believeoh my gosh Because it was luck.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I was like this one looks bigger.
Yeah, I tried, to pick, but Ijust was like well there.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I think it's opposite on them.
I think the female's bigger.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I just tried to pick one, two different looking, but
you know, they were so little,yeah, and I was like I guess we
got two gays, I don't know, butI'm so happy she's starting to
drum yeah, and I've listened toit.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It started off as a weird noise and it's getting
deeper, like even today.
I was like over the last liketwo months, so the end.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So this winter we've got to start looking for eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Like the end of this year.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Hopefully they have some andhopefully they'll have some
babies and hopefully nothinghappens.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, you will have to bring the egg in.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Someone asked me like would you eat it?
And that would be the grossestthing to me it's equivalent to
like a dozen chicken eggs.
Yeah, can you imagine droppinga dozen chicken eggs in a bowl
at one time, or a pan that makesme want to puke.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know, I have my grandfather's homemade incubator
for eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh yeah, I used to love doing that as a kid.
Oh, me too.
We would incubate the eggs andevery day I would come home from
school.
We did it at my grandma's housea lot and to see when they
started cracking a little, youhad marked down on the calendar
Because it's like to the day ortwo you know.
It's really cool, I need to dothat.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That would be a huge hit on Instagram.
It would be fun.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And I love doing it because you, you know I, they're
so sweet to like that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, when you raise them.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Especially ducks and geese, if you can raise them
from babies like that and geesearen't near.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
when you raise them like that, they're not near as
aggressive, I think.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to Amazon anincubator because you can get
those styrofoam ones.
I did it.
I used to do it not that manyyears ago, before this farm life
and other ones, and I wouldorder.
This is what I've done beforewhen I want like really cool,
like chickens or whatever.
I've ordered the eggs off eBayJust from like a, you know, a
(08:31):
backyard farmer.
And they'll send them to you allwrapped up, and then I've
incubated them.
I love it.
That would be really fun forspring, but it takes like 27 or
21 days for chickens, I can'tremember.
Can't remember either.
Well, if I did that, when I getback from the beach, that will
be you know in the March Rightfor spring, right for yeah,
(08:54):
right at Easter.
Yeah, probably hatch when we'relike at the spring Atlanta
market or something.
Daniel, I'd have to deal withthem.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And miss it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I know right, that's so exciting, I could start a
whole little cam Follow the youknow the chicken cam.
Oh, okay, well, we'll talk thisout, and then we'll do emu.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, so funny, funny , you mention that talking about
Instagram.
So I follow this lady I don'tknow if I follow her or she just
is in my algorithm and pop upand so she does these things and
(09:33):
she's kind of a sophisticatedlady, if you will but she does
these fart walks in the evening.
What.
After you eat, you walk forlike 15 or 20 minutes and you
(09:55):
fart while you're walking.
It's a thing.
Okay, I have questions, that'snot what this is about.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We'll take a little side street.
Then Does walking increase yourgas?
Does it or does it?
What am I trying to say?
Does it rush it Like?
Does it produce it so it getsit out of your system?
Does it encourage it?
Let me, because I mean, I don'tknow when I'm going to be, and
(10:27):
I have to tell you something I'mnot a gassy person.
You're not.
I am really not a gassy Like Idon't get gassy after meals.
I'm really not.
I mean everyone.
I'm not typically, but every nowand then I mean, I'll have one
rip, but not no, I mean everyonedoes, but I'm just saying that
doesn't make sense to me becauseI'm never that gassy.
(10:48):
If you're that gassy, you mightwant to check into some.
I don't know what is that?
Probiotics.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes, walking helps you fart.
Walking after eating can helpmove gas through your digestive
tract.
I think fart's a bad word.
Well, I looked up fart.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Can we say pass?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
gas.
That's what it is A toot.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
A little.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
A toot, a poot, oh Lord.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You know, cutting the cheese.
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
If you're part of our members only community.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Go there and tell us what you call it In the comments
, or you can text us and leave avoicemail on our hotline At
864-982-5029.
That's always in the show notes, anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The reason I'm talking about farting Is because
February 5th Is National FartDay.
Was National Fart Day Really?
And you know I went down a hugerabbit hole on this.
I'm like they have days foreverything.
(12:03):
It's a little irritating, butthat one, how stupid is that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Very stupid and I have a question while you're
looking it up, is that whatyou're doing?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I mean, well, I'm pulling up all the national days
.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, where's my damn day?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's probably in here .
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, good, I want it , I mean it is, and not my
birthday, that doesn't count.
I want it.
I mean it is and not mybirthday, that doesn't count.
I want a national.
We need a national who'sdriving day.
How do we get it on thecalendar?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We should who comes up with these.
May 1st is school principal'sday, I mean there's May 2nd is
national life insurance day.
We need a day.
I need a day.
I mean there's May 2nd isNational Life Insurance Day why
we need a day.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I need a day.
How do we get a holidaydeclared?
How do we get that?
I'm going to Google that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
First Friday in May is School Lunch Hero Day.
What does that mean?
May 3rd is National TextilesDay.
I don't know what, but there'sthere's crossovers, so there's
different some there's actuallydifferent.
It's also a popover day.
(13:14):
You know, popovers like youbake on the same.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I want to bake some of those.
I was looking up recipes theother day for popovers.
Do you ever?
Have you ever made those?
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I've eaten popovers.
Are they good?
Oh yes, there's a kind of awell-known restaurant in New
York City on 87th and Amsterdam.
So if you're in New York andit's called Popovers, so that's
a great place for like brunch onSunday.
(13:46):
But it happens to be right nextto my favorite deli, which is
Barney Greengrass Deli, rightnext door, and that's 87th and
Amsterdam in New York City.
I took you there, you did, andit was really good.
You had never been to anauthentic Jewish deli.
It was so good we need to goback.
(14:06):
And I was like you were like amI going to be able to eat
anything?
I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It was so good.
So evidently there are.
I'm trying to Google it andcarry on a conversation, which
is not good for me.
I think you can.
There's services and you canregister national days.
Those are different fromholidays, Right, but you?
(14:32):
Can have multiple national daysand I think you can register it
.
So we're going to check intonational.
We need a national fig day?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yes, we do, absolutely.
We need a national fig day anda national who's driving day.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Right, so we're going to have to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So it just amazed me how many different kinds of days
there were out there.
I'm like, because I saw thatand I was like she was like it's
national Fart Day or FartingDay, and I'm like I mean, that
can't be.
So I Googled it and it was so.
(15:13):
Then, ironically, I was onInstagram actually this morning
and I am going through and Ifound something even more
disgusting.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh good.
We're going from farts tosomething else.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, or toots.
It is a Mm-hmm.
No, this gets worse.
We're going to toots, to poops.
So this is a young lady, thatshe lives in an apartment and
she has three roommates.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Okay, and they I don't even know where this is
going they use a litter box,what Uh-huh All three of them.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
It gets better.
Here it is Uh-huh.
We need to put this.
I will definitely.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So it gets better.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay, tell me, do tell.
So they poop in this box.
They all have their own box,their own litter box.
If you will, why not do it?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
together.
I mean, why stop at?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
the litter and they poop.
They dig a hole.
It's sand.
They dig a hole, they poop init.
They put their toilet paper onthere.
They take black salt andsprinkle on it to keep the smell
down, which made me gag alittle.
Then they cover it up and onthe first event they write down
(16:46):
what day and time they pooped inthis hole.
And then the first of everymonth they dig it up and put it
in bags.
It gets better and they put it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We just lost every listener we ever thought about
having.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
They put it in biodegradable bags, and then
they put it in pots and plantseeds and sell the flowers.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You are lying to me, you are absolutely— you have the
video.
We'll turn down the volume.
I'll add the video into ifyou're in the members only
community and you'll be able tosee it I mean look how much room
it takes up.
It's like a room of just.
(17:37):
Okay, that is.
They're doing that for stupidcontent.
That cannot be true.
We are not.
People are not.
No, that can it's.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Listen, I cannot imagine living like that.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
But that is.
They did that just to be like afunny.
Surely, just look, they did itas a funny and that cannot be
serious, but I'm going to puttheir I to put their video in
our members-only community.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
They sell bags of their poop for $10.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It's like fertilizer Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Isn't that a biohazard?
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I mean, you know how I am about this, can't be it
just can't be real.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just can't.
I can't even believe it.
And it's no.
That is so fake.
It cannot be real.
I'm not, but we'll let you,I'll have to.
Steven is a little gulliblesometimes with social media
things and that sort of thing.
He will show me things I'm like.
This is fake.
That is like for views.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
They're not really doing that, I'll be like no, I'm
so sensitive, like to smells.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That is horrid.
I don't even know how to.
Well, first of all, I hate Pullthis car over.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I'm out.
I hate sand.
Yeah On me.
I can't imagine that mess in myhome.
V Listen, listen, oh my gosh,you be the judge.
I'm just telling you I'm goingto watch them and I'll be the
judge.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I have a few things for you.
What Something I don'tunderstand that I saw on
Instagram and it's not a newthing.
It's not a new thing.
This just inspired me to thinkabout it.
And actually, tina, to Mimi'sHouse we Go.
She was talking about it.
She was part of one Book clubs.
So Tina, to Mimi's House we Go.
(19:50):
I was watching her in, I guess,her neighborhood or friend
somebody I don't know book clubsor nothing.
Nothing is unusual about a bookclub.
That's fine, I'm not talkingabout that.
But she was on there and like,oh, I gotta get off I to read,
we got book club on, you know,whatever day Like to me not
saying anything about her, Iwould be stressed the hell out.
(20:13):
That is like.
First of all, I don't enjoyreading.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I barely can do it If you're ADD.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Reading is a chore and I guess that's the thing why
I don't understand it.
First of all, do you read abook Like we're reading this
book and so you meet what once aweek, and then you're on a
certain chapter and you can talkabout it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I don't know if they meet once a week.
That's a lot of reading.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Maybe once a month.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Is that it?
And then you talk about thewhole book, or do you talk about
chapters at a time, because shewas like I got to be at the
certain point so I can talkabout it.
She's like, oh, I put it off, Igot to read or whatever, and I
was like that stresses me out.
That's like taking.
I could not wait to get out ofschool.
We've talked about it.
I couldn't wait to get out ofcollege and that sort of thing.
(21:01):
It just gave me anxietylistening to her talk about
going to her book club.
So do you enjoy?
Are you part of a book club?
And I know some people really Imean I guess I sound ignorant
People really enjoy reading.
It's not for me, some people do.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
But typically I will say this it is a trait because
I'm ADD, you're ADD.
Because I'm ADD, you're ADD.
Typically, when you're ADD, itis very difficult to read and
process everything Right, andI'm dyslexic, and then it's just
a whole.
Oh, I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It looks like a day You're just challenged.
That page looks like a puzzle.
What's the one where youcrossword puzzle?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is that where you circle the?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
words.
That's what that page lookslike to me.
It's just hard when you haveTalking about ADD and that sort
of thing, though from one thingto the next.
So book clubs is one thing Idon't understand If you're a
part of it, let us know and whatyou do, do you really read the
book or y'all just gettingtogether to have drinks?
Is it just a social thing?
Do you actually talk about thebook?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, I know people that do.
They do talk about it, they'reserious about it.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I mean, that's what I guess I'm asking.
Are you serious about it?
Because I was stressed out Likegirl, I ain't reading.
No, she's like I've got to readso many chapters by like 24
hours and let us know if you usean indoor litter box.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I would really love to interview you on our podcast
if you use a litter box or knowsomeone that does.
If you use a litter, box.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
we will fly to you anywhere in the continental USA
and we will interview you allabout it and let you tell all of
our listeners the benefits.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
We'll let you have the mic and we're going to bring
you a gift basket to use whileI'm there and it's going to be
full of Tyler products andcandles and linen sprays and
room sprays and all kinds ofthings like that Back to ADD
though, because I alreadyskipped across it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You can really see it .
I was telling Stephen before westarted this episode now that
we do the video version of theepisode.
If you watch it, I am all overthe damn place.
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm very animated, unmedicated.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yes, I'm very animated with my hands and
talking and Stephen is proppedup like this and I think he
started and ended the episode inthe same spot both times and he
said that's the differencebetween medicated and
unmedicated.
I'm like, well, you can see itright here, because you know I'm
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all like hands flopping andtalking.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
And the funny thing is, if I go off my medication,
he's like you've got to go onyour medication.
One of us has to be medicatedand it's just got to be you.
And I'm like, well, why doesn'tit, why not you?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Because you're used to it, you're adapted to it and
you just ride it out.
Just ride out the med.
He tried to go off of it.
He did for like three or fourmonths or whatever.
It was the worst thing and hethought he was normal.
It was like you're not, you'renot normal.
And then when Dylan startedsaying you need to go back on
the medication, I think itfinally you went back on it
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slowly.
It was a hot mess.
It wasn't that bad Anyway.
So that was just somethingabout book clubs.
You've never been part of abook club.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I can tell there's a lot of things I won't not say
never.
On a lot of things I canhonestly say I will never be
part of a book club that doesnot interest me in the slightest
Me either, not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
If it doesn't have pretty pictures, I'm not even
picking up the book.
That's why you like coffeetable books so much you can flip
through and you're good to go.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
If there's not pictures I don't need it, right,
and it's worked to me becauseof my ADD reading, not reading
directions, or reading somethingI'm looking to do.
I can read that very easily IfI'm having to read how to do
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something or directions, orthat's fine.
But if like a book, a novel, no, I'm like I read it and then
there's no comprehension.
I'm like wait, sally went whereFred was where and they did
like yeah.
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I'll get to the bottom of thepage and I can't even tell you
what just happened Because I'mso concentrating on trying to
read and not we probablyshouldn't be talking.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
This probably makes us sound really dumb, it doesn't
matter.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I mean, I'm not dumb, I know You're not dumb, I'm
very smart.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I guess we can't be perfect in all areas.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
We have the piece of papers, like everybody else.
I don't know how the hell wegot them, but we have them.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I don't know how we got them either.
I mean, I don't know how I gotit Because I'm smart, Because I
didn't have to read.
I went to class and if itdidn't register in class it
wasn't going to register for meand I don't listen.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I do not mind saying it because, listen, I know I'm
smart and so my freshman classesat Clemson and pretty and
pretty and sweet.
So my freshman year at Clemson,you had, you know you had to
read all these books.
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And I was like I was unmedicatedas a freshman in college and I
mean, that was like telling meto go fly a plane.
I could have flown a planeeasier than I could that.
So back in the day I would goeither to a bookstore Sometimes
I would have to venture out to adifferent city that had them
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and I would buy the Cliff Notes.
Do you remember those?
Oh yeah, cliff's Notes, cliff's.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Notes.
I couldn't even read those.
I didn't even that got methrough college.
Oh did it.
I never bought those because Iwas like, I'm not even going to
Some smartass I will neverforget.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
This obviously was making me, you know, was
implying I was stupid and that'sokay because you know what,
he's probably still working inthat bookstore, not that there's
anything wrong with that.
But so I went in looking forCliff's notes and I asked for
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them and he was like, yeah, wehave one.
I was like, oh, thank God, likeI have this book, I have this
book report tomorrow, you know,cause it would have been last
minute.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh, yeah, that's.
It would have been last minuteand he said when I was walking
out.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He said yeah, I hear the CliffiffsNotes got great
reviews and I wanted to justsmack him.
I just was like good, yeah,when.
I had to do those reports.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't know how, but I really feel like when somehow
I skirted around having to readall major books, like I don't
remember reading any of them.
We'll get dumber by the second.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, I would like read the preface.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
No, I'm saying, I must have took?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I don't know.
You had to Like at Clemson.
I don't know how it is now Hell, who knows how it is.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I ain't read none of that we had to like Clemson.
You could not get around it.
There wasn't AP classes backthen.
You had to take an English andread all these books.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't remember doing that.
I know I took an English 101,but I don't remember it being
like reading.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, it included reading books.
I promise you, ours was likegrammar and stuff like that.
Oh yeah, I felt the hell out ofthat too.
You cannot be Southern otherthan my mother.
My mother was a grammar Naziand, bless her heart till the
day she died.
She tried to fix me and it justdidn't work.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'm just thinking I don't remember.
Like, do you remember any ofthem from college?
Because every course I hearabout them I didn't read them.
Do you remember the names?
Do you remember any?
No, Do you know some of thosepopular?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I had some of them and I think I donated them.
I had some of them.
I was like, yeah, I wassupposed to read that.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I remember going and buying books for college and I
was like what the hell am Igoing to do with these?
I'm not going to read these.
I should have never bought themLike I.
Literally I didn't read thetextbooks either.
That's what I'm saying.
None of them, I should havenever.
This is what Wesley did.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
My books were pristine.
I got the top dollar when Isold them back.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I loved selling them back because my parents, they
didn't care.
You kept that money yeah.
They didn't care.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I mean that was my Well see my part of the deal.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'd be like ooh, $700 or something.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
My part of the deal was I.
I had to pay for my books.
Yeah, that sucks for you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
But what I tried to take care of.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So after I made that one investment you could just
keep rolling it in, rolling itover.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
So I went to class.
This is what Wesley did.
I went to class and I sat thereand I listened and I would take
notes, and that's when Ilearned.
I retained that shit rightthere in that class and if I
didn't, I didn't.
Me too.
If I did, I did, and then I'dtake the test and I'd pass and I
moved on and I never opened thebooks.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I mean, I promise you , I will say this, I will say
this, and I mean this sounds alittle egotistical.
I honestly think if I went backto school maybe not now, you're
old, yeah, maybe if I had goneback at 30 or even went back and
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did school again and I actuallyapplied myself and read the
books, I think I could have beena doctor.
I do.
I have no doubt that if I hadmade my mind, up.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Potential is there.
Yeah, yeah, the potential isthere.
But I didn't want to be thecare yeah, the give a damn isn't
there.
So that's the dedication.
I didn't want to be the careyeah, the give a damn isn't
there.
Gone, so that's the dedication,that's what is not there.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And here's the other thing about me.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I mean I'm sure you could have been, I don't know a
doctor at something I don't knowwhat.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, I say this Big.
Macs yeah, I say this I'm likeI think I would have lost
interest because it takes somany years to become a doctor.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
But then I think about it.
I spent 19 years in McDonald'sbefore I became an owner.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, but you were acting in your brain.
You are.
I thought I was the CEO at 15.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, you thought you were the owner.
Oh, I did.
Doing those fries I was like Irun this whole company
International.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, you were planning out, you were making
changes, you were taking namesand kicking ass.
Oh, yeah In your brain.
Oh, totally.
And see, it's not like thatwhen you're studying it's a lot
of just books.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I know and I avoided all of that education and I just
say I have a doctor, dr Merck.
That's who I am.
When Dylan gets sick, I'm likecome on into Dr Merck's office
and he tells me what's wrong andI make him better.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
90% of the time you're wrong.
But that's okay, he's stillliving, he's still living and
he's better.
That's all.
He's still living.
He's still living and he'sbetter.
That's all I'm saying.
My gosh, how did we get off onschool Book club?
I guess, I don't know.
It gave me anxiety.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Book club is wrong.
If you're in a book club, I'mgoing to put this out there and
you can prove me wrong.
Do something different.
If you're in a book club, Ifeel like you need to call me
and I'll give you some ideas,but you need to do something
more fun, like play bunco.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Or like a crafting club where you take a little
something.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Or bring back ceramics.
Remember when that was a thingin the 80s.
Everybody did ceramics.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I mean, what do you do after you read the book?
You talk about it and you'relike, oh, that was a good book.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, she died.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, you know they fell in love.
Yeah, they got divorced.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
What a waste of time If it's a great book.
They're going to make a movieout of it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That's true, and that's enough of a waste of time
watching a movie.
You can't get that time backeither.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
But you can enjoy that and you can eat snacks.
I guess they do that whilethey're reading.
It amazes me when I go to thebeach and listen.
A lot of what I'm saying istruly out of jealousy, because I
wish I had this ability.
But you know I'll be at thebeach or wherever, and then you
see those people and they're allin this book.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
And.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I have friends.
I have friends and they're likewent to the beach for a week, I
read four books and I'm likeyou did what?
And I felt bad for them.
I was like, oh my gosh, I feelbad for you, but they loved it.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
No, Daniel, every time we go to the beach he packs
, like I don't know, four orfive flower books or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Does he read?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
No, he doesn't read them.
I'm like, why do you haul thosedown there every time?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
That's cute.
I'm going to look at them thistime.
That is so cute.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I know he hauls it's always flower books and
something flower growing orwhatever, and he might, for one
day, crack it open.
He said the other night we weretalking about something.
He's like, yeah, it's in thatbook that I've taken to the
beach four times and I'm almosthalfway through it, or something
.
And I'm like, yeah, he's not a.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You know, even like if I'm buying a car or an
appliance or anything.
Dylan is a studier and a reader.
He doesn't read books, but hereads a lot, like he learns
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anything that interests him.
He learns everything about it.
Like you can ask him anythingabout cars, nice cars luxury
cars.
He can tell so if.
I want a car, I'm just like, Ithink I want this kind of car.
So you want to let me know whatwe need to go get, yeah, and
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what the price is that going tobe?
And this is what I want to pay,and he comes back with it,
right, and that works for me.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm not a reader, but I have an innate ability when
unpacking stuff, just to knowhow it's going to function or
put it together.
You do.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Listen, you could get a space shuttle shipped here in
parts.
I'll put that bitch togetherand I think you could do it
without looking at directions.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Now it may explode after it gets halfway up, but
you could get it off the ground.
I wouldn't get on it and trustit not to completely burst into
flames, but you would get it offthe ground.
I'll give you that it's true.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I'll give you that.
Speaking of well, space shuttleis a good way to lead into this
next topic.
Over the holidays I was flying.
This is another.
We're going to start doinglittle PSAs each week.
You know we talked about throwyour poinsettias away.
I got funny messages about that.
They had them, didn't they?
They did, they did they hadthem.
They were like I threw mineaway today.
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Thanks for the reminder, remindaway today.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Thanks for the reminder.
The next family or friend I gointo their house and I see some
damn leggy.
I'm going over and juststomping on it.
I'm going to go.
I'm just doing you a favor.
You'll thank me later.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Throw your dead poinsettia away.
It's got two leaves left.
But anyway, back to over theholidays.
I flew home to Tennessee, to myparents' house, and this is my
little announcement If youhaven't flown in a while.
There's a couple of things weneed to address that I've
noticed.
Well, I already said the lasttime First of all, sit your ass
down when the plane lands untilyour row is exiting.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Because there may be somebody that really needs to
make their connecting flight.
Sit your ass down.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And nothing.
This happened to me and youwhen we flew to Dallas.
We were on the same row, youand I, and we were deboarding
and he was trying to like stepin front of us and not in a.
Hey, I'm connecting my.
You know, we did let one girlgo.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
We let one girl go across our lap and we rushed her
up because she was so close tomissing her flight.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No, this guy is just like wait 10 extra seconds.
I don't need you up on me andyou didn't look good enough to
be up on me anyway, so first ofall, sit down back up.
But we're going to you up on meand you didn't look good enough
to be up on me anyway, so firstof all, sit down Back up, but
we're going to back up.
Before that, the next thingthat you need to know if you're
flying, just prepare yourself,because this is something.
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I noticed this four differenttimes when I was flying, each
leg that I had to go.
So now what people are tryingto do is not check luggage and
do carry-ons drives me, whichyou know, you do, you.
But do you, and if that's theway you want to prepare to fly,
that is fine.
But now what happens is whenyou get to the gate and you're
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boarding, they run out of spacefor overhead compartments.
Be prepared if you alreadycheated the system and didn't
pay the bag fee and you aretaking your bag on the plane, be
prepared for them to run out ofspace because everyone's doing
the same thing that you're doingand they're going to put that
little red tag on it and they'regoing to tell you we're going
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to have to take your bag and putit under the plane and it will
check to your final destination.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay, don't argue with them, that's part of the
process and it slows down thewhole thing.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
One time there was.
I mean, they had to do a lot ofpeople that way, but one time
the person in front of me didthat and they were like okay,
three times they had to standthere and argue for like three
minutes about getting theirluggage.
Okay, it's just part of theprocess.
You already didn't pay the bagfee if that was your plan, and
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you can take a backpack or apurse on.
So if you've got medicationsand that sort of thing, pack a
backpack.
Otherwise, be prepared to checkyour damn bag.
Okay, so there's that one.
Otherwise, be prepared to checkyour damn bag.
Okay, so there's that one.
Just if you're going on a tripsometime soon.
And I would just save myselfthe trouble and check it at the
front, like I always do, I checkmy bag every time I'm like I'm
not hauling it through theairport, I'm not dealing with it
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.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
When.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I get it there, they're going to tell me I have
to check it anyway.
So I don't carry on anything.
No I do a backpack and we Withone change of socks, panties.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
You do socks and panties and at least a sleep
shirt or something in there, andany medication you need in case
you're displaced Right, andthere's other things we need to
talk about.
Now that you're talking aboutflying, I have more.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Another good thing to do is make sure you wear some
deodorant.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Because you're going, you know it's close quarters
and you need to make sure yourstank arms aren't stanking,
Right.
And the other little thing isthey sell gum all over the
airport.
Get ya, Pac, Get ya.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Get ya.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, get ya.
Get ya Pac.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Get ya Pac.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay, nobody wants to smell that either, that's true.
And especially if you're flyinga red eye overnight and you
know you're going to be sleeping.
We all wake up with thatmorning breath, so I always
carry gum in my backpack I dothat too, and I'm not a gum
chewer.
But I do because sometimes youeat something.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You know they might have something that you eat, or
you wanted a little doritos orsomething on the plane and
you're you don't want that.
But also going with flying,this is more of a well, it's
kind of the same lines.
I guess I'm on my soapbox.
But flying in general is not aluxury anymore, it's a almost
public transportation.
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At this point I honestlyespecially for flights that are
two hours it still baffles mehonestly that they serve snacks
and drinks and that sort ofthing, Because you get in the
car and drive for two hours andyou don't think anything about
it.
You know what I'm saying.
You're fine, Pack you a littletrail mix and some water.
(42:31):
You're fine, but it's good theydo.
They still come through withtheir pretzels or their little
cookies.
I love those little cookies.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Those Biscoff cookies .
Speaker 1 (42:39):
But don't make it complicated.
You do not need a hot tea whenyou are flying.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Oh my Lord, those people.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It goes back to Chopstick Betty, I believe.
I mean I watched this person onthe last one.
We may have been on this onetogether, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
You were sitting here .
I was in the middle seat.
Yeah, hot Tea Betty was to myright and she had the
personality of a doorknob, doyou remember?
Yes, we hadn't even talkedabout this.
She was like she looked likeshe smelled shit the whole time.
There's not a nice way to sayit.
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She looked like the biggestprude I've ever, like I was
normally.
You know, I'm very friendly andI'm like hey, how's it going I?
Looked at her and I was like Iain't even going to try, Mm-mm.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Oh my gosh.
Well then she wants a hot tea.
A hot tea, and it takes likefive trips for the flight
attendant.
She had to go get the hot tea,then she had to get this, then
she had to pick out the tea.
It was just a whole damn ordealand no one's got time for that.
We're already packed in likesardines.
(43:59):
The person next to you wantstheir damn Diet Coke?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
This brings up the whole other thing from that
flight.
Oh my gosh, well, hold on, Idon't remember.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
But why, for a two-hour flight, do you need a
hot tea?
You know what I'm saying Get awater or Coke, or Sprite or
Pepsi, whatever they're serving.
I just don't understand why yougot to make it complicated.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I get it.
If you're on a red-eye andyou're waking up and you get a
coffee, yeah I get that.
And, honestly, if you want tobe that attended to get your ass
in first class, that's right.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I mean when we obviously were not.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
We were not.
But if we fly West Coast, we'regoing to be in first class.
If we fly to Hawaii or Europe,I'm going to be in first class,
daniel and I flew, and itactually was not bad.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
We flew in just regular coach, did you.
We may have been in the, likethe middle, yeah, where it was a
little more room than the back.
Well, it depends on the.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
You know, some flights to Europe are a lot
shorter than flying to Hawaii.
Yeah, so it really just dependson the time.
So the other thing I was goingto bring up is remember when we
were flying to Dallas, you werein the middle and I was on the
end that time so I could see upthe aisle, uh-huh, and this
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older lady was sitting up thereand just I wasn't listen, I was
bored.
I don't know what this is.
You see what people order, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Listen I was bored.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
You see what people order.
Oh yeah, and she got a tomatoor a V8.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Oh, you did, you meant to tell me.
You said I got to tell you whatthis lady ordered, she got a V8
.
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
And that always puzzles me, because I love, love
, love tomato soup, but I do notlike V8 and I do not like a
Bloody Mary and everybody isalways like, well, if you like
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tomato soup, you'll love that,and that's a lie.
So it always interests me whenpeople order that.
So I was just kind of sittingthere and then they offered her
the Biscoff cookies.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh, the cinnamony.
I love those.
She was dipping them in the V8.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
No what, yes what?
And I thought I'm not seeingthat correctly, so I stared to
see if that I said.
Well, you know, maybe sheswitched drinks or something.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah, no, no.
So Biscoff cookies Dipped in.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
V8.
Cold V8.
, cold V8.
Have y'all ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Is that something you've tried?
We should try.
Well, we don't?
I'm not trying that, because Idon't like V being Neither one
of us is going to try that.
We might get Daniel to try it,he'll eat anything.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He's like Mikey He'll eat anything.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I told him the other day.
I said I think I should startdoing reels, reproducing his
snacks that he comes in andmakes.
You would not believe He'lllaugh.
You would not believe the snackcombinations that he puts
together.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
And he is not of French descent?
I don't think at all.
No, but he should be, becausehe I'm convinced this is true I
think he could eat a piece ofbark.
He would dip it in hot sauce,some ranch sauce, some of this
sauce, all at the same time.
(47:43):
All at the same time, doesn'tmatter how messy it gets.
Oh, no Just sauce and eat it?
Yes, Absolutely.
I've never seen, and I'm asauce person too.
I'm a sauce person.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I'm not a sauce person.
I mean, I like sauces, but notlike that.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Well, I don't know a soul on earth that eats like
that.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I mean he loves sauces I need to do a video and
put it in the members only.
I won't do it before this one,but one day I need to
collectively do it over likethree weeks or something.
He will come in for lunch andhe'll get the chip crumbs out of
(48:27):
a chip bag and pour those in abowl and then he will pour three
types of sauces on there.
Throw some cheese on it, itwould tear my Sriracha Love.
Sriracha, he is a huckster, youcan go down.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I can go down there in your refrigerator right now
and I know there's at least sixor seven different sauces.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Oh, yes, he lives on sauces, it is.
But the combinations that hedoes, oh, it doesn't matter,
it's just you throw them allthere and mmm, mmm and what he
puts is I'm literally going tohave to document.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
He'll eat it on crackers chips vegetables, bread
, it doesn't matter it doesn'tmatter, it doesn't matter it.
I've never seen anybody thatloved and listen, I love me a
sauce too.
I just usually don't have likefour different ones at a time
(49:26):
yeah, and he'll go through it,he'll go through a bottle like
oh yeah, I've brought home, likethe dr pete's sauces.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
You know the um we had whatever the glaze and the
mustard one, and we have themall on our website in the um.
Captain rodney, I mean, abottle it lasts like two days
and gone.
That's what we laugh about.
He's like, well, that was likea thousand calories in sauce.
I mean he knows that it's funny, it's just mind-boggling.
(49:58):
But maybe she's one of thosepeople.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
He has a stomach of steel too.
I have never I mean I've knownhim over 15 years I have never
known him to get an upsetstomach from anything he's eaten
.
No, I've never known him to getfood poisoning.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Uh-uh.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Nothing.
Uh-uh, and I have seen him withmy own eyes.
I have seen like at night wewould eat pizza Uh-huh, and I'm
talking pizza with meats on it,uh-huh.
It would sit out all night onthe counter.
You know, because that peoplelisten, we all, we all do that
(50:43):
from time to time.
He would get up the next day atnoon and it would just be
sitting there.
I would never eat that.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Well, I'm not going to eat something if the
container gets too messy.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
I'm one of those people.
If food poisoning is in thevicinity, I get it.
I won't eat it, he eats it andit's like oh yeah, that was
great.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
He's like what, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Does it bother him?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
No, not at all.
I throw things away and he'slike you are so wasteful, it is
so fine, I'm like well, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
He'll eat things out of date.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, he's like you know what's the funny thing
about him Out of all of thisconversation that we had, and it
is not exaggerated and he willcome on here and tell you we're
telling the truth.
We'll come on here and tell you.
We're telling the truth.
You know what grosses him outis.
You know, because he doesn'tget grossed out by food or
whatever is, we'll eat a lot ofyogurt.
In the water that develops on ayogurt, he's like that grosses
(51:44):
me out and he pours it offinstead of like stirring it back
in there.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
You know how.
It's just part of the yogurt,it's just.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
I'm like that's out of all the things that you eat
and the combos and the.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Kind of grosses me out too, but I just stir it up
real quick.
That's what I do.
I mean, you don't, I don't eatit, I just stir it up.
Yeah, because I'm like it'sjust the cold, it's just
separated.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yeah, that's what I do, or like sour cream or
something.
I just stir it up a bit.
He pours it off in the sink andthen stirs it up.
Out of all the things, though.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Nothing else bothers him.
He's the kind of person and Imean I'm not knocking it at all,
i'm- actually I'm jealous of it.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
He literally would be like oh, this chicken's been in
here for like two weeks raw.
You think it's fine?
I think it's fine, I'm like Idon't think so it's fine.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
And he never gets sick.
He's the kind that would go toChina and they would be like, oh
, this is bird's nest soup, youknow, made from a bird's nest.
And he'd be like, yeah, I'lltry it.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
And I would be like.
I'll starve to death I will noteat and I would be like I'll
starve to death.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah, I will not eat that.
He would be like I'll try it.
He'd probably like it.
Yeah, I think he could go onSurvivor or something.
You know how they have to eatall that crazy.
Oh yeah, he would be fine.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah, I would starve to death.
I'm trying to think if he wouldget.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
About bugs.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, like if he would get grossed out by food.
I don't know if he would or notlet's start doing, but if he
was forced to eat it it wouldn'tmake him sick.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
I know that part.
Let's do some segments forInstagram.
Seriously, what will Daniel eat?
And we'll come up with stuffand be like here.
We made this for you.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Oh, he comes up with his own stuff.
We can just say look whatDaniel's eating.
That's all it's got to be.
It is bizarre the stuff that hewill throw in a bowl.
I mean, he's living, don'tknock it until you try it If
that's what makes you happy.
But that goes back to that lady.
Maybe she just likes, maybeshe's a dipper that likes
(53:58):
dipping stuff in her drinks.
No, you know, it's like thepeople who dip their fries in
their Frosty or in theirmilkshake.
Were you one of those people?
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Mm-mm, mm-mm, I'm not mixing my food like that.
I mean I would.
I guess that grossed me out,but I don't.
But you know, 30 years inMcDonald's I've mixed a few
things.
Like my favorite thing on earth.
If I get McDonald's fries Iwant mayonnaise and ketchup
(54:30):
mixed together.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Well, I don't think that's that, I don't know.
I mean because they putmayonnaise and ketchup on
burgers and stuff together.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
I'm not a mayonnaise person, but that's not as odd.
I mean, daniel would domayonnaise ketchup and six other
condiments.
Well, I mean you know it iswhat it is.
I guess you can say I guess,well, this might top the podcast
for most random conversationsof all.
I mean, you really were drivingaround, I know we went from fart
(55:06):
days to sauces and everythingin between, including litter box
pooping.
But anyway, it's time to wrapup this episode of who's Driving
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