July 23, 2025 • 40 mins
Hannah and Courtney transform a standard drinking board game into a spooky Wicked Wanderings special, revealing personal secrets and macabre interests along the way.
• Playing "Truth or Dare" with a serial killer twist
• Debating whether to dress as a clown with John Wayne Gacy or help Jeffrey Dahmer with his victims
• Confessing to cemetery visits alone with books
• Playing "F*ck Marry Kill" with notorious serial killers
• Cousin Mark joining midway with unexpected personal revelations
• Competing in "Never Have I Ever" with spooky and paranormal experiences
• Learning which hosts have visited murder sites, haunted locations, and collected unusual artifacts
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Courtney (00:00):
Kenzie, you lay down and don't distract us.
I'm surprised I found a manthat actually loves me.
Sometimes I feel that way too.
Damn, I'm pretty eclectic.
Anyways, okay, hi, I'm Hannahand I'm Courtney.
(00:25):
Join us as we delve into truecrime, paranormal encounters and
all things spooky.
Grab your flashlight and getready to wander into the
darkness with us.
Hannah (00:35):
This is.
Courtney (00:36):
Wicked Wanderings.
Hi Hannah, hi Courtney, I havea very exciting afternoon
(00:58):
planned for us.
Let's do it.
So I hope you don't have anyplace to go after this and you
don't have any obligations,because today we're gonna play a
drinking board game that'sdesigned for parties of
different sorts, but we're gonnaplay it wicked wanderings
version.
You're so smart, I'm gonna bethe green.
What color are you gonna be?
I want to be red, like oh, wow,okay, we look like christmas.
(01:22):
Oh no, I don't want to look atchristmas.
It's fine, it's fine, but wematch the dice.
We have one dice that's red andone dice that's green.
So, wanderers, we're going totake you along while Hannah and
I do two things we're good at,which is Drinking.
I was going to say podcasting,but podcasting and drinking.
Hannah (01:47):
And I'm even going to be a nice host today I'm gonna let
hannah go first.
Courtney (01:49):
Golly, gee whiz.
All right, here we go, guys.
I love a nice asmr, I love agood asmr, all right, oh,
doubles okay eight, eight, eight, eight two four six, seven,
eight.
Oh, all right.
So it says vote who drinks.
I mean, you're gonna vote foryourself or for me?
I guess I'll vote for yourselfor for me.
I guess I'll have to vote foryou All right.
First drink going down Ooh,drink ASMR, drink ASMR.
(02:13):
All right, let's see what I get.
Five, one, two, three, four,five.
Blue eyes drink neither.
Oh crap, I got blue eyes, doyou?
I thought they were a littlegray.
I got blue eyes, do you?
I thought they were a littlegray, I have blue eyes.
That's what my license says.
Oh, well then you got to dowhat your license says.
I'm just married to this, Iguess I'm going to drink.
This is not looking well for meas the person who drove here.
I'm going to have to get a taxi.
We'll have that pizza man.
(02:40):
Come get you Uno dos trescuatro, or I could do un dos
tres cuatro.
She's just showing off now.
Guys, una dos tres cuatro.
There you go in Korean.
It sounded really violent.
It's Korean.
Hannah (02:54):
It was the face.
Courtney (02:54):
you made Brown ice drink.
That's you, baby.
That's me.
I don't have brown eyes, but Iam full of shit.
I I don't have brown eyes, butI am full of shit.
I can't do it like you.
Hannah (03:05):
I can't do it.
Courtney (03:06):
Let's see the dice have been pretty nice to us guys
.
This is five.
One, two, three, four, five.
Go back one space.
Hannah (03:13):
Three spaces.
This is three Go back three.
Courtney (03:16):
I can't read Bullshit.
One, two, three.
I got truth or dare.
Oh all right, serial killerstyle.
Okay, do you want to hear thetruth, would you rather?
Okay, I don't know, did youjust spit like what's that?
I had to burp I was gonna go tothe microphone would you rather
I'm nervous become a clown withjohn wayne gacy or help jeffrey
(03:41):
dahmer cut up someone?
Oh, my god.
God, this is terrible.
Cousin Mark, she came for me.
I don't like clowns.
I'm terrified of clowns.
I have a clown phobia.
This wasn't meant to be easy.
My love and I hate cannibalsYou're going to put me with I
guess.
I'd rather dress up like aclown.
Okay, it feels bad sayingthat's disgusting.
Final answer I would ratherdress up like a clown.
Hannah (04:02):
I don't want to cut people off.
That was really bad Okay.
Courtney (04:04):
I don't really like either of those options, though
as a public disclaimer.
Eight, yes, it's eight.
Hannah (04:11):
Two three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Courtney (04:15):
You got roll again.
Roll, again Rolling rolling,rolling, rolling, keep rolling.
Nine it says shut the fuck up,no talking till next turn.
I get to be a monologue today.
Hannah's not allowed to talk.
Hannah's not allowed to talk.
All right, let's see.
(04:36):
I've got a two.
One two, hannah, can you readthat for me?
You can't, because you're notallowed to read.
It says show last photo ordrink.
I have a really sultry photo asmy last photo, but I'm going to
show it to Hannah anyways,because she can't tell you what
it is, because she's not allowedto talk.
Guess what it is, guys, it'sthe hundredth episode post I
(04:59):
just posted.
I mean, now Hannah's allowed totalk, so all the fun's ruined.
God, that was really hard.
She was really biting her lipyou can't have a podcast and not
be able to talk.
It kind of defeats the purpose.
5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Roll again,man, she keeps getting roll
again.
3, 2 truths in one line.
Okay, we're going to have toguess, guys, are we going to do
(05:21):
this serial killer style again,or is there another one we
should?
do Any kind of spooky style youwant to do.
All right, you could make itabout your own love of spooky
stuff.
All right, I can do this.
I felt the presence of Lizbethat the Lizzie Borden house.
I sat next to a ghost at areally cute restaurant in Rhode
(05:43):
Island and I was also part of aghost tour in Gettysburg.
Oh, it was the first one.
You didn't feel her presence atthe Lizzie Borden house.
I didn't feel her presenceBecause you didn't think that
she was going to be there.
Wait a minute.
I think I did two blogs in aturn because I didn't go to
Gettysburg.
Oh my God, she gave us ahandicap, guys, because we were
(06:05):
trying to guess the.
Oh my God, I was just sofocused on the lie.
Has anyone else done that?
Like you're so focused on thelie, you forget the truth Every
single time.
I'm going to do two truths anda lie.
I do two truths and then thelie, because I'm like two truths
, oh, what's the lie?
I was always so bad, bad atthat.
(06:29):
Oh my god, core, I really, I'msorry, I really butchered that.
Yeah, but I mean I got it right.
So, yes, but yeah, I definitelydidn't.
I think you should drinkbecause of that.
It's a drinking game.
Three, one, two, three.
Brown eyes drink.
We're gonna make hannah have tohave an intermission here.
11 god, you got that.
Okay, I'm good at math.
Where am I Not?
Really, I'm actually terribleat math, you're going the wrong
way.
(06:50):
It's very hard.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
Everyone takes a sip.
Everybody take a sip.
I don't even think Courtney'sactually drinking, but that
could be your spit.
It didn't say what I had todrink, it just said drink Spit
is still liquid.
It still counts Five.
(07:13):
Make a rule.
Ooh, you got this one last time.
Make a rule.
Okay, I can make a rule.
If you roll doubles, you haveto list a Wicked Wanderings
episode that you like, but youcan't duplicate it from one.
Somebody else already said andyou still have to take your turn
.
Obviously, obviously, graciasTen, ten.
Hannah (07:33):
God, I can't read that the print gets smaller and
smaller as you go around.
Courtney (07:37):
Swap drink with player on the right.
Hannah (07:40):
Okay, we're not about that here I don't drink your
drink.
Courtney (07:43):
I don't want to swap spit with you and your husband.
Hannah (07:45):
Can we?
Courtney (07:45):
change this.
Can we change this to?
Hannah (07:46):
like.
Courtney (07:47):
Fuck Marry, kill or something.
Okay, fuck Marry.
Hannah (07:49):
Kill All right.
Courtney (07:50):
Ready.
Yep, you have Mom, don't listento this episode.
Jeffrey Dahmer Okay.
The Babysitter Killer to do theepisode on.
(08:10):
Tony costa okay, and oh mygoodness, ted bundy, this could
get messy.
She says this could get messylike it's not all right, so I
would kill the babysitter killer.
Yeah, kids, gotta forget that Iwould fuck jeffrey dahmer and I
would marry ted bundy.
I mean, I think that that seemsexactly on point, but sorry I
didn't have a lot of wiggle room.
Yeah, I was.
I just kind of went right forthe cannibalism I can't yeah I
(08:32):
can't, I can't, I can't it doesremind me of a text.
I have to send mark after this,though, so keep an eye on mark,
because you're gonna get a textif you haven't already.
That asks you fmk about threedifferent people, six.
Why am I still on the firsttier of the board?
I don't know.
One, two, three, four, five,six, oldest drinks.
(08:53):
Haha, your dice, my lady.
Seven hannah's literally aboutto hit the beginning of the
board.
Again, roll, again, roll.
She gets all the roll.
That's how you got so far ahead.
Probably nine.
We might have to take anintermission so hannah can get
(09:14):
another drink.
Courtney's turn.
I'm having to drink when it'snot my turn because I'm thirsty.
10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Boys cheers, that's us.
It's 2025.
10.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Boys cheers, that's us.
It's 2025.
Dice for you.
Damn, this could get reallynaughty.
10, right.
Hannah (09:36):
Yes, still 10.
Courtney (09:38):
I was going to say 1, 2, 3.
Never have I ever.
Hannah (09:43):
Oh, this is a good one.
Courtney (09:43):
Okay, we have to put five fingers up right.
Never have I ever.
Oh, this is a good one.
Okay, we have to put fivefingers up right.
I don't know, for never have Iever.
So then if you you have done it, you put a finger down, okay,
so?
Hannah (09:54):
we're both starting on five.
All right, we're gonna do thespooky way.
Courtney (09:57):
okay, never have I ever been to spider gate shit.
Okay, I'm at four.
Hannah's at five.
Never have I ever been to theLizzie Borden house Tied at four
.
All right, never have I everjust spent time in a cemetery by
myself, judged, I'm down tothree.
(10:17):
Never have I ever I actuallydon't know this about Hannah,
but I'm going to guess keptsomeone else's ashes in my home.
Okay, does it count?
If you were like renting a roomin the house?
Yes, damn it.
ha ha, guessing right three tothree never have I ever had
slides of certain diseases in myhome down to two.
(10:41):
Down to two.
Okay, never have I ever.
This is tricky.
Never have I ever had anyone inmy family be part of a funeral
home processing.
Boom, I have morticians in myfamily.
Two to two.
Oh, never have I ever had anobject go off that didn't have a
(11:02):
battery or anything in it, likethe clock in your house.
So specific down to one.
Never have I ever lived in aplace that has significant
history to the city for being aplace where murders happened.
One to one.
Damn, we have really spookylives, okay, I don't know if
this would be true, though,because because I'm going to say
(11:23):
never have I ever.
Hannah (11:24):
Well, we're going to see if my finger goes down.
Courtney (11:27):
Never have I ever lived in the town where the
Hooset Tunnel is.
That was a low blow.
Zeroes, you win.
Now you have to drink, I'mrolling, you have to drink, I'm
drinking, then I'm rolling.
We have spooky lives, everybody.
I'm really impressed with us.
We also need more friends.
All right, I'm at eight.
Oh, that's you.
(11:47):
One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight.
Hannah (11:53):
Time to rhyme, time to rhyme.
All right, fuck my life.
Courtney (11:55):
So I'm going to start a rhyme and then Hannah and I
have to go back and forth untilsomebody doesn't rhyme, and I'm
going to make it spooky, spooky.
So I'm going to say grave, rave, stave like you, stave off
something, deprave crap.
(12:15):
I'm gonna drink with youbecause that was just awful.
We tried.
At first I was like cemeteryand then I was like nothing
rhymes with cemetery.
Okay, seven Legendary Cemeterylegendary, I guess, kind of
rhymes Seven Aw.
Hannah (12:32):
I have to be quiet again .
Courtney (12:34):
Love that Hannah keeps getting the quiet one.
I get to live out my life as anarrator, which is always what
I've wanted to do.
And here I am holding the diceand here I am shaking the dice,
here I am rolling the dice and Igot a four, which means I got
two, twos.
And I have to name one of myfavorite Wicked Wanderings
(12:54):
episodes.
And because nobody has gottenthis yet, I have free reign of
all of them.
So I'm going to go with.
The first episode of the SalemWitch Trials was one of my
all-time favorites.
And then I'm going to go withthe first episode of the Salem
Witch Trials was one of my alltime favorites.
And then I'm going to move forone, two, three, four, most
likely to.
I can't even play because Hannahcan't talk.
Who's the most likely to talkand ruin their own rule?
(13:17):
Me, it's Hannah.
But no, that could be reallyfun.
Like who's the most likely?
I mean we both are, that's thething, we're the same person.
Yeah, it is tough.
Who's most likely to go to thegraveyard at night?
I mean both of us.
Like that's the fun part.
Except apparently I'm the onlyone who brings my books and
hangs out there for fun Attack.
(13:37):
You know what, though it'sfunny, part of the reason we're
friends, it is actuallyeverybody.
It is.
How am I still ahead of youBecause you keep getting roll
again.
Go back one, ha ha, dare, ordrink Dare, or drink.
I mean, they can't see.
If you dare me, I could dareyou to say something, okay.
Okay, I dare you to tell us anepisode that you've always
(14:02):
wanted to drop, but that youkeep trying to pick up and it's
hard for you to put somethingtogether.
It's a really vulnerable spotto be.
I'm sorry I'm putting you there.
So one that I just really wasunhappy with.
That needs to be kind of likeredone type of thing, or one
that you're like oh, I reallywant to talk about this, but I
don't know how to put ittogether in a way that feels
good, because I know what mineis.
I'm going to keep it in my headuntil the end of the game in
(14:25):
case I win on that spot.
It's a tough one.
It is a tough one because Ifeel like I have several like
that.
What's the more recent one, Iguess would be a good way to do
it?
Okay, I have two.
Can I say two?
Hannah (14:37):
yes, all right, I'll say charles manson's one, because
it's so in depth it would neverfeel done it would never feel
done, it would never feel if Iread one book, it's not enough.
Courtney (14:45):
And also the kennedys.
I feel like the kennedys aresuper fascinating, but they're
super complex and I I don't knowhow to start.
That's true.
Where where to start?
Hannah (14:54):
where to start?
Courtney (14:55):
yeah, absolutely on that one, because I feel like
there's also a mental healthhistory and history with the
kennedys, which makes me veryinterested and I've tried to dig
in that way there's a wholelike cursed thing with them,
like so yeah, there's a lot.
There's a lot of differentthings that could have been said
there.
I think I was thinking when Iasked you, karen reed.
I feel like we've sat downseveral times to try to and her
(15:17):
case is so complex.
But also it's so fresh that Ifeel like when we tried to do
the research, but because we'vetried to sit down to do that
episode twice together.
We have before she the wholethe convention thinking through
and she got off I've even triedto sit down to look at it after
she was found innocent of thatand just guilty of the dui.
Oui, I can't figure out whereto start or where to end,
because to me it doesn't feellike the episode can't be titled
(15:39):
Karen Reed because it's notabout Karen.
Hannah (15:41):
Right, she's not the killer Right Right.
Courtney (15:44):
I could go off on a tangent about that.
I know I totally could.
That was a good one, court.
Hey, thanks, I like that.
Sometimes I'm smart, smart,sometimes you're smart.
I got a seven kempa.
(16:04):
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, high five, everyone.
High five, miss.
No, I'm just kidding.
I love how we were just kind oflike.
It seems like such a random one.
It does oh, six, okay, and it'sa double everybody doubles, you
gotta tell us first what yourfavorite, what one of your
favorite or top wicked wanderingepisodes is.
And it can't be Salem WitchTrials, episode one, danny
Grotto.
Yeah, I was torn, that onestill sits with me to this day.
(16:26):
I think that's still our mostlistened to episode.
Fun fact for everybody Damn, Idon't always feel solemn and ugh
it does.
Just saying the name too, Ifeel like, is very heavy.
Three, four, five, six, time torhyme.
Time to rhyme.
Okay, give us a word.
I hit a word where it has to berhymeable ghost, most toast
(16:52):
roast post roast.
You said roast fuck I wasthinking like a roast, like when
you do comedy.
And then the second time I wasthinking roast like a beef.
I know it doesn't count, I'mdrinking because I think it's
spelled the same way anyways.
But in my my little adhd brainI was like but they're different
(17:12):
, rob's gonna love doing thisone, eight, one, two, three,
four, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight.
Everyone drinks, cheers, cheers.
Are we almost at the end here?
Oh my God.
I mean we can just go aroundagain.
Five, six.
I hate Lucy, I think this isfun.
(17:33):
Three, four, five, six.
What does it say Dance or drink?
I don't dance, just bust a move.
What does it say dance?
Hannah (17:42):
or drink.
I don't dance, just bust a move.
I wasn't allowed to drink adrink.
Courtney (17:43):
Well, you weren't allowed to do that either.
I wasn't allowed to dance, butyou weren't allowed to drink, so
by that.
So, guys, I didn't have a promsenior year, I had a banquet.
Quote-unquote, dancing was asin.
So what did you guys do for,like, your activity at the bank?
Oh, my god, nothing.
We ate.
There weren't games.
We got like awards for, like,the most Christian person, which
I obviously won.
I did.
(18:05):
I have several Christian awards, I'm not kidding.
Is there like a place we couldget pictures of them.
Oh yeah, I have them in my lifebox.
They're Christian characterawards.
Oh boy, I think you shoulddrink after all that.
Oh boy, I think you shoulddrink after all that.
I think that it should be.
If you get the chance to dance,sit it out or dance.
I hope you drink.
(18:26):
I hope you drink.
I hope you leave that in there.
I hope you drink.
Rob cuts a lot of stuff thatmakes us sound horrible.
Hannah (18:33):
That was hilarious, though, but this episode.
Courtney (18:35):
I might even convince him not to drop.
As a bonus, I might even belike this is fun.
Hannah (18:38):
Just do it, just launch it.
We're real people.
Just send it, just have fun.
Courtney (18:43):
Your turn, girlfriend.
Hannah (18:43):
Oh, my God, it's my turn .
Courtney (18:45):
I'm that guy here I've got.
Well, that was really cool.
It spun really cool.
Okay, I got an eight, one, two,seven, eight.
Start, go back to start.
Oh man, hot hands, Hot hands.
Eight, eights, skip, next turn.
(19:07):
All right, two turns forCortnado.
I have a nine.
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight, nine.
Show past photo.
I'm not going to show it to youbecause it hasn't changed, but
I'll roll again.
Yeah, might as well.
10.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
(19:29):
Finish your drink.
Oh good, we didn't start a newone.
It's funny how I'll work onthat while Hannah's taking her
next turn, because there's quitea decent amount left.
But I promise everybody I willwork on it while she takes her
turn.
We don't want to see whathappens to me after chugging.
Uh, don't worry everybody we'reall being safe.
we are in my home.
(19:50):
I will make sure she gets anuber home.
If anything, I promise an uber.
How do you think cousin markwould say uber, uber, an Uber.
I would say Uber.
I want to call him and ask Doit Call him?
Hey, what's up you?
Hey, it's actually me, mark.
Oh hi, how are you?
How are?
Hannah (20:10):
you.
Courtney (20:11):
Good, we're recording right now and I just I dropped a
Cousin Markism and I said howdo you think Cousin Mark would
say Uber?
Because Hannah said she wouldhave to get me an Uber home.
And instead of guessing we haveyou live we're just going to
ask you how you would say Uber.
Hannah (20:24):
I would say Uber as in Uber.
Courtney (20:27):
Come on, you wouldn't say an Uber.
Hannah (20:30):
Uber.
Courtney (20:33):
No way.
How would you say I'm going tocatch you in Uber.
That's how I see you saying it.
Yeah, how would you say EdmundKemper?
Hannah (20:39):
Edmund Kemper.
Courtney (20:41):
No, no Lies, you're lying.
It's Edmund Kemper, it's notreligious.
Hannah (20:47):
It's Edmund Kemper.
Courtney (20:48):
We're playing a drinking game.
Do you want to stay with us fora few minutes?
Yeah, sure, that's fine.
Okay, and so we took this gamethat we had and we made it into
a Wicked Wanderings podcast game.
So we modified all the things,so when it comes up it has to be
spooky or serial killer themed.
Nice, dude, wait till you getto the part in the episode where
(21:09):
we did the fuck marry or kill.
Hannah (21:12):
That was oh boy.
Courtney (21:14):
That was intense.
I hope we get another one whileyou're here so we can include
you in it, because right nowit's just me guessing and I know
Hannah too well.
Hannah (21:20):
Oh yeah, Hannah's going to roll?
Courtney (21:22):
No, you didn't roll yet Seven.
She got a seven.
That's you, no, that's me,that's you.
You're still red.
Oh man, that's not exciting.
That's not exciting.
Okay, all right, that's notexciting.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna roll.
Now I got a eight.
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven.
(21:45):
Oh, this is the one I waslooking forward to.
Okay, so we, cousin mark, youand I, are gonna be on the same
team.
We have to ask hannah to playthis.
Is you my love?
Okay, fine, cousin mark, youand hannah are on a team and you
have to ask me fuck, marry andkill for three different people,
but for serial killers okay,but for serial killers.
Hannah (22:04):
Oh boy.
Courtney (22:04):
So he puts Head Bunny in the mix, obviously.
Hannah (22:08):
Yeah.
Courtney (22:08):
So what are two other serial killers we should add?
Hannah (22:12):
Well then I'll throw in Gary Ridgway.
Whoa Cousin, mark, you're doingthis dirty, it would have to be
Jeffrey Dahmer.
Courtney (22:23):
Why does it always have to be Dahmer?
Okay, I feel like no, hilarious, because she put Jeffrey Dahmer
in mine, so that's perfect,okay, okay, so I have to.
So Gary Ridgway, ted Bundy andJeffrey Dahmer, I feel like I've
got to kill, don't you dare.
I've got to kill.
Gary Ridgway, because he's justtoo creepy in my mind, so I've
(22:45):
got to kill Gary Ridgway.
I think I'm going to have tomarry Jeffrey Dahmer, which
freaks me out because I justthink hear me out, though, I
think marrying him will make itso I don't have to eat the
bodies, because I would havesomething over him and I
wouldn't have to.
There you go, and as much as Ihate it but a little bit to make
hannah jealous.
I'm gonna have to fuck tedbundy now there you go okay,
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mark your turn.
Same three.
Oh, we should give him a person, all right she's putting a
whole person for you on theboard right now give him black
like his soul.
Oh wow, there we go, okay, soI'm going to roll for Cousin
Mark, okay.
Okay, he got a six, One, two,three, four, five, six, oh he
goes past his start.
Hannah (23:29):
That's a whole five.
You had to go back to startimmediately.
Courtney (23:32):
Man, that's not very fun.
Roll again him.
All right, I'm rolling again.
That doesn't seem fair.
11.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,11, all right.
Cousin marcus says you have totwerk.
I want to know you're twerking.
We need confirmation that youare twerking.
I love it.
All right, he twerked, he livedup.
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Yes, you're okay.
All right, hannah, he twerked,he lived up gas that's amazing
okay, all right, nine, nine.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
What did you get?
Show my last photo.
Let's see that last picture.
I hope it's juicy.
Wait, you have my phone, causeMark's on it.
Oh sorry, cause of Mac, I don'tknow why I had to put him, so
(24:18):
he was looking at me even thoughhe can't see me.
All right, let's see my lastphoto.
Is it dirty?
It must have screenshot.
Hannah (24:26):
Oh my gosh, I choose violence.
Courtney (24:28):
It's hilarious.
It's a picture of your contactphoto.
That's her last photo.
Oh my God, do you have astalker, mark, is it Hannah?
Mark is it hannah?
I'm family.
I can't stop family.
That's not true.
Family always stalks family.
Ask my family.
I mean also.
Okay, so I have the hundredthepisode, yeah, and then I also
have you stroking kenzie like ababy.
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I don't know what to do withany of that.
Well, all of those were quitefascinating, so I guess it's my
turn now okay, nine, you gotnine.
Two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine never,
have I ever all right, markfive fingers up okay if you've
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done it, you have to put afinger down and tell us how many
you're at at the end of eachround.
So I'm gonna start.
We all have five fingers up.
I'm gonna say never have I everbought two serial killer books
at the same time I'm down yeah,probably I'm down to two so I'm
at five, hannah's at four andmark is at four, and now it's
hannah's turn to pick something.
(25:30):
Okay, never have I ever notloved bigfoot not loved what
bigfoot.
Ah, so if we don't love Bigfoot, we have to bring it down.
Exactly.
Double negatives confuse me.
Okay, I'm at four, hannah's atfour All right, I'm at three.
Oh damn it, Cousin, mark Okaynow you have to say something,
Mark, that you think that we'veboth done to try to get us out
(25:52):
okay, um, I'm not worried, Iknow right never have I ever had
a fascination with ted bundyhaha, he's going after you okay.
So I'm at four, hannah's atthree and mark is at three.
Yes, yep, okay.
Never have I, ever.
Oh, this is tricky because Idon't know who I want to go
after.
I kind of want to gang up onhannah.
Rude.
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Never have I.
Oh, my God, I have a perfectone for me.
Hannah (26:19):
Stop it, I know but you're distracting.
Courtney (26:21):
I have a perfect one for me to have a finger down.
Can I say it?
I know it's weird for me to dothis, but no, I'm not going to
let you say it.
That's weird.
You're breaking the rules ofthe game.
Never have I ever wanted tobreak the rules of a game while
Courtney's trying to podcast.
Do Ha ha.
Courtney's at four, hannah's attwo, marcus at three.
Hannah (26:41):
Mark's at two.
Courtney (26:42):
Oh, a Mark Pocomoto, you little bastards.
Okay, I'm at four, hannah's attwo, mark is at two, and now
it's Hannah's turn to saysomething.
Never have I, ever, never, hada last name that's affiliated
with sleepy hollow booyah.
Hannah (27:02):
I hate you, yeah I'm still good.
Courtney (27:04):
Okay, wait, what do you mean?
Hannah (27:05):
what say it again?
Courtney (27:08):
I said never have I ever not had a last name that
has to do with sleepyy Hollow,so the Van Tassels.
I've been a Van Tassel.
Hannah (27:16):
Okay, yeah, I'm fine, I'm not down, at least I think.
Courtney (27:20):
So I'm at three, hannah's at two and Mark is at
two.
Hannah (27:25):
Yes.
Courtney (27:25):
Wait, but how you don't get to question the man.
Okay, all right, fine, it's notan interrogation.
Hannah (27:32):
Maybe I just don't understand the question.
Courtney (27:35):
So what's your last name?
Hannah (27:37):
Lapine.
Courtney (27:38):
It's always been Lapine.
I think what she's trying totell you is you're not cool
enough for me to put a fingerdown.
But I don't know, because Idon't believe in separation that
way.
Hannah (27:51):
Listen, no one ever wore a full duck suit to the 4th of
July.
Courtney (27:52):
Listen, that's not what you said.
It's Mark's turn and he has twoup.
Dang it.
Hannah (27:55):
Okay, so never have I ever been freaked out about a
glove hand.
Courtney (28:00):
Oh snap, I wish you could see the glare I'm giving
you.
Okay, I'm at two, hannah's attwo, mark is soon to be at zero,
but he's at two right now.
Okay, never have I ever got asick pleasure from talking about
cannibals to freak Courtney out.
Hannah (28:19):
Yeah, I'm one now.
Courtney (28:21):
I mean, should I be one?
Hannah (28:23):
Yes, you've also come at me about this.
Courtney (28:26):
Courtney's at two, Hannah's at one, Mark is at one.
Hannah (28:30):
Yep.
Courtney (28:30):
Hannah's turn, it's my turn.
Okay, Never have I ever warned.
I choose violent t-shirt.
Hannah (28:36):
Well, come on, now I'm out Mark is out and I had a good
one coming up that was going toget both of you.
Well, okay, so I have oneCourtney has.
Courtney (28:47):
So why don't you go?
Because it's going to be yourturn anyways, because Hannah has
one and I have two up, so yourscould be the breaking point.
So never have I ever had afascination with haunted houses.
Okay, so I win because Hannah'sout and I'm down to one.
Damn it.
That was a good one, though.
Okay, so who Thank you?
I landed on.
Never have I ever.
So now I'm ruling for Mark.
(29:07):
Okay, go for it.
Mark's done.
He got six, one, two, three,four, five, six.
Okay, so you get to make a rule, mark.
So the only rule that we haveright now is one that I made.
So if somebody rolls a double,they have to say before their
turn what one of their favoriteWicked Wanderings episodes is,
and you can't repeat it.
(29:28):
So you get to make up your ownrule, whatever you want for the
game.
Hannah (29:32):
Uh-huh Within reason.
Okay.
So then you know, my rule isnot to make fun of Mark's accent
.
Courtney (29:41):
Oh, that's not fun.
We weren't making fun of it, welove it, but okay, we'll
respect your rule.
We love your accent.
Hannah (29:48):
That's just in this game , not in the show.
Courtney (29:51):
Oh, okay, so he lets us make fun of it because it's
for fun.
Okay, so we don't have to scrapthe whole other episode we just
did.
Hannah got a seven and she islanding on, would you rather?
Would you rather?
Okay, so this is for both ofyou.
Okay, so she's going to ask usa question and we have to tell
her which one we would rather.
Would you rather help Ted Bundytake the back seat of his car
(30:16):
out, or would you rather eatpears out of lizzie borden's
backyard and be suspected ofmurder?
Well, okay, so either way,they're gonna expect you of
their accessory to murder, orhence why it's a.
Would you rather okay?
Well, I would rather eat thepears because okay, then at Then
, at least Me too, free food.
(30:36):
Look at that, that's easy,we're aligned.
She says, fine, she wanted us.
I'm not going that close to aserial killer willy-nilly to
help him and be.
He was caught.
Hannah (30:47):
I don't think Ted Bundy's my type.
Same, that's my type Me.
Courtney (30:51):
Either that's Hannah's , either it's hannah's type.
Listen, listen, linda, I don'thave to.
It's six, one, two, three, four, five, six.
Oh, I can't talk, okay, socourtney ended up on the one
that says shut the fuck up,you're not allowed to talk to
your next turn.
So, all right, I'm rolling foryou, mark.
(31:11):
Okay, we gotta go back fourspaces.
Hold on one, two, three, fourand you have to roll again.
Okay, hold on nine one, two,three, four, five.
Oh, mark, you have to shut thefuck up too.
All right, this is, this is thehannah show.
All right, here we go.
Let's see nine one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eight,
(31:36):
nine.
And everyone has to say theylove me, but they can't.
Okay, I'm rolling, for, oh, oh,courtney's gonna roll herself.
That's fine, kenzie, no one'sallowed to talk.
I got a nine one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine.
It says take a water break, andI don't want to do that, so I'm
(31:57):
going to move on.
Wait a minute, let's saysomething, because Mark can't
say anything.
Let's tell him that the BostonBruins are the worst hockey team
ever.
Ooh, terrible.
Hannah (32:06):
Even though I don't believe it, even though I like
that, I just feel like I saythings that piss him off.
Courtney (32:11):
Let's how about we hate his duck costume.
I can't say that, though it'scute, I know, I know it doesn't
matter.
Oh, how about that?
He has a Grogu in the back ofhis truck.
I found that out this weekend.
What's that?
Grogu?
Little Yoda?
Oh, that's cute.
He has it in the back window.
It's really cute.
That was the last time we triedcalling you when you weren't.
It's also time for me to rollfor him, so now he's allowed to
(32:34):
talk.
All right.
All right, you're free, mark.
We roll the double, which meansyou have to tell us one of your
favorite Wicked Wanderingsepisodes.
But you can't but it can't bethe first Salem Witch Trials
episode, because I already saidthat and Hannah said Danny Proto
.
So you have to pick a differentepisode than those two.
Please don't pick your own,because that's boring.
Hannah (32:54):
The candle incident show when you almost burn the house
down.
Courtney (32:59):
Yeah, we talked about that earlier.
You'll hear about that once.
We Classic Classic and you gota two, so I'm going to move you
two and you landed on the safezone, so you are safe.
All right, okay, that works.
So nine, you got nine.
That's me, I'm still green.
(33:20):
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight, nine, roll
again.
Hannah got roll again.
She always moves my piece.
I don't know, sorry, green is myfavorite color and you took it
and it's hard for me for watermatters.
Yeah, no thanks, all set, allright, my turn.
We're almost getting close tothe end here.
One, two, three, four, five.
(33:52):
I got go back six spaces, sixspaces.
Hannah (33:54):
This is blas.
Courtney (33:54):
Tell you guys two truths and a lie.
So I am a person who actuallyhas stage fright to talk in
front of other people.
True, I was born in vermont,near massachusetts, but in
vermont and the first place Idid ghost hunting was the
(34:14):
Hoosick Tunnel.
All right, mark, you have toanswer this because I feel like
I have a head time with this.
Hannah (34:22):
Yeah, I'm going to go with the talking in front of
people.
Courtney (34:25):
No, I actually was not born in Vermont.
I was born in North Adams,massachusetts.
Hannah (34:30):
but I do have an extreme fear of talking in front of
people talking in front ofpeople and yet you're in public,
a very public, you know job,where you talk to customers it's
interesting because hannah hasalways said that to me too where
I have this ability to kind ofjust like come up with words she
(34:50):
bullshits.
Courtney (34:51):
So well, I always joke that my bachelor's degree it's
a bachelor's in science, thatabbreviates to BS was a
bachelor's in bullshit.
It really only taught me how tolike fluff stuff, but I have
the gift of gab.
Like my whole family can justtalk and talk and talk, but I
get self-conscious.
Hannah (35:04):
Like a used car dealer.
Courtney (35:06):
Yeah, kind of, except I couldn't sell anything to save
my life because I'd be like, oh, you don't want it, that's good
.
No, but really like we will golike I've gone liquor stores
with her before and she's like Ihate talking to people, I hate
being around people and likeI'll just buy like I don't know
a couple beers.
And she's like hey, isn't thatbeautiful day outside.
I'm like who are you talking to?
She has this whole conversation.
(35:27):
I'm like who are you?
Hannah (35:29):
Who the fuck are you?
Courtney (35:31):
I don't know your condo today you did, which is
very I'm like the mayor of aplace I've never been before.
Actually, that's why I wantedher actually at the july 4th uh
celebration we had, because shewould have been perfect.
Here ye, here ye, everybody,listen to my, because jake
resubscribed.
Go jake, go jake.
He got a six, one, two, three,four, five, six.
(35:54):
Oh, mark, you got two truthsand a lie too.
Oh, those be good.
Hannah (35:57):
All right, go ahead, mark okay, I once had a dui.
I have a bunch of hats and Ihad my nipple pierced oh, my god
, I don't know, oh no, that'sokay that could be a real one.
Courtney (36:13):
I feel like I'm trying to think about.
I can't picture him with anipple piercing.
I can I can't picture it buthonestly, I saw him in the pool
this weekend but I don'tremember seeing a nipple pierce
Like he was walking around withhis belly out dude.
Hannah (36:27):
What's our final?
Courtney (36:28):
answer Are we going with nipple?
No, I wouldn't.
You can go with nipple, I don'tknow.
All right, I will pick my own,go ahead.
Okay, I'm going with nipple.
I'm going to go with.
Hannah (36:41):
DUI.
Actually, I think that's a lie.
Yeah, the DUI, Is it a lie?
I got well, I got off on it.
Courtney (36:45):
Oh, oh, wait, does that mean you have a nipple
pierced?
I had my nipple pierced me upbecause you said had Wait, yeah,
which nipple was it.
Hannah (36:57):
I have more questions.
Courtney (37:01):
Wait left or right dude.
Hannah (37:05):
Left one.
Courtney (37:06):
Your left or my left?
Hannah (37:08):
My left, my left.
Courtney (37:11):
So wait, why only one?
Why was it had there?
Yeah?
Hannah (37:16):
I don't know, I just I went with one.
Courtney (37:18):
You can do some kinky shit with nipple piercings.
I mean bondage and all thatshit.
Okay, Hannah's turn to roll.
Okay, my turn to roll.
My job is keeping her somewhatclean.
It's a hard job, but somebody'sgot to do it, yes, it is.
Hannah (37:31):
I have something to say, but I'm going to keep it to
myself, that's seven.
Courtney (37:34):
Yeah, all right, she got most likely to.
Oh, so you have to saysomething and tell us which one
of us is most likely to.
So I have to say two.
Then, right, yeah, okay.
Or you could give us a.
This will be more fun, I think.
You tell us a most likely toand then we all get to vote.
Out of the three of us, who'sthe most likely to do it?
(37:55):
Okay, so I'll give, okay, sojust give one and we'll all vote
.
Most likely to sit in agraveyard in the dark for hours
by themselves with a book me,and then most likely to friend
jeffrey dahmer, just becausethey're curious about how he
does it mark yeah, definitelymark.
Are you able to stay on like?
You can get off of this anytimeyou need to.
Hannah (38:18):
Yeah, I'm going to go because I just got done from
golf so I want to sit and relaxa little.
Okay, but thank you for havingme on.
Courtney (38:24):
Yeah, Kenzie, oh Kenzie, oh Kenzie and Cordy both
say goodbye.
Hannah (38:29):
Okay, all right, bye guys.
Courtney (38:30):
Love you cuz.
See you later.
Hannah (38:32):
Bye honey All right bye.
Courtney (38:36):
Final results are in.
Cousin Mark had to go a littlebit early, reasonably, so we
have a bad habit of calling himwithout asking.
We kind of just call and takeup lots of his family time, but
I'm not really sure who won.
I don't really understand whatthe measurement of who won was.
It doesn't matter right, but weall had fun.
We did.
And if you enjoyed this episode, send us a message.
(38:56):
Give us a message on Facebook,Instagram, a text message.
You know we like those.
Come on, guys.
Give us love.
Hannah (39:02):
We just wanted to mix it up a little.
Courtney (39:04):
We do a lot of stuff that's fun, along with our
straight content episodes, andthis is just something new.
That kind of came to us that wewanted to give a try, but I had
a lot of fun.
I did too.
I need some lunch I don't knowabout you and we will see you
all next time.
Yes, bye guys, bye Wanderers.
Thanks for listening today.
Wicked Wanderings is hosted byme, hannah, and co-hosted by me,
(39:27):
courtney, and it's produced byRob Fitzpatrick.
Music by Sasha N.
If you enjoyed today's episode,don't forget to leave a rating
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Thank you for being a part ofthe Wicked Wanderings community.
We appreciate every one of you.
(39:48):
Stay curious, keep exploringand always remember to keep on
wandering.
Kenzie, you lay down and don't distract us.
I'm surprised I found a manthat actually loves me.
Sometimes I feel that way too.
Damn, I'm pretty eclectic.
Anyways, okay, hi, I'm Hannahand I'm Courtney.
(00:25):
Join us as we delve into truecrime, paranormal encounters and
all things spooky.
Grab your flashlight and getready to wander into the
darkness with us.
Hannah (00:35):
This is.
Courtney (00:36):
Wicked Wanderings.
Hi Hannah, hi Courtney, I havea very exciting afternoon
(00:58):
planned for us.
Let's do it.
So I hope you don't have anyplace to go after this and you
don't have any obligations,because today we're gonna play a
drinking board game that'sdesigned for parties of
different sorts, but we're gonnaplay it wicked wanderings
version.
You're so smart, I'm gonna bethe green.
What color are you gonna be?
I want to be red, like oh, wow,okay, we look like christmas.
(01:22):
Oh no, I don't want to look atchristmas.
It's fine, it's fine, but wematch the dice.
We have one dice that's red andone dice that's green.
So, wanderers, we're going totake you along while Hannah and
I do two things we're good at,which is Drinking.
I was going to say podcasting,but podcasting and drinking.
Hannah (01:47):
And I'm even going to be a nice host today I'm gonna let
hannah go first.
Courtney (01:49):
Golly, gee whiz.
All right, here we go, guys.
I love a nice asmr, I love agood asmr, all right, oh,
doubles okay eight, eight, eight, eight two four six, seven,
eight.
Oh, all right.
So it says vote who drinks.
I mean, you're gonna vote foryourself or for me?
I guess I'll vote for yourselfor for me.
I guess I'll have to vote foryou All right.
First drink going down Ooh,drink ASMR, drink ASMR.
(02:13):
All right, let's see what I get.
Five, one, two, three, four,five.
Blue eyes drink neither.
Oh crap, I got blue eyes, doyou?
I thought they were a littlegray.
I got blue eyes, do you?
I thought they were a littlegray, I have blue eyes.
That's what my license says.
Oh, well then you got to dowhat your license says.
I'm just married to this, Iguess I'm going to drink.
This is not looking well for meas the person who drove here.
I'm going to have to get a taxi.
We'll have that pizza man.
(02:40):
Come get you Uno dos trescuatro, or I could do un dos
tres cuatro.
She's just showing off now.
Guys, una dos tres cuatro.
There you go in Korean.
It sounded really violent.
It's Korean.
Hannah (02:54):
It was the face.
Courtney (02:54):
you made Brown ice drink.
That's you, baby.
That's me.
I don't have brown eyes, but Iam full of shit.
I I don't have brown eyes, butI am full of shit.
I can't do it like you.
Hannah (03:05):
I can't do it.
Courtney (03:06):
Let's see the dice have been pretty nice to us guys
.
This is five.
One, two, three, four, five.
Go back one space.
Hannah (03:13):
Three spaces.
This is three Go back three.
Courtney (03:16):
I can't read Bullshit.
One, two, three.
I got truth or dare.
Oh all right, serial killerstyle.
Okay, do you want to hear thetruth, would you rather?
Okay, I don't know, did youjust spit like what's that?
I had to burp I was gonna go tothe microphone would you rather
I'm nervous become a clown withjohn wayne gacy or help jeffrey
(03:41):
dahmer cut up someone?
Oh, my god.
God, this is terrible.
Cousin Mark, she came for me.
I don't like clowns.
I'm terrified of clowns.
I have a clown phobia.
This wasn't meant to be easy.
My love and I hate cannibalsYou're going to put me with I
guess.
I'd rather dress up like aclown.
Okay, it feels bad sayingthat's disgusting.
Final answer I would ratherdress up like a clown.
Hannah (04:02):
I don't want to cut people off.
That was really bad Okay.
Courtney (04:04):
I don't really like either of those options, though
as a public disclaimer.
Eight, yes, it's eight.
Hannah (04:11):
Two three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Courtney (04:15):
You got roll again.
Roll, again Rolling rolling,rolling, rolling, keep rolling.
Nine it says shut the fuck up,no talking till next turn.
I get to be a monologue today.
Hannah's not allowed to talk.
Hannah's not allowed to talk.
All right, let's see.
(04:36):
I've got a two.
One two, hannah, can you readthat for me?
You can't, because you're notallowed to read.
It says show last photo ordrink.
I have a really sultry photo asmy last photo, but I'm going to
show it to Hannah anyways,because she can't tell you what
it is, because she's not allowedto talk.
Guess what it is, guys, it'sthe hundredth episode post I
(04:59):
just posted.
I mean, now Hannah's allowed totalk, so all the fun's ruined.
God, that was really hard.
She was really biting her lipyou can't have a podcast and not
be able to talk.
It kind of defeats the purpose.
5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Roll again,man, she keeps getting roll
again.
3, 2 truths in one line.
Okay, we're going to have toguess, guys, are we going to do
(05:21):
this serial killer style again,or is there another one we
should?
do Any kind of spooky style youwant to do.
All right, you could make itabout your own love of spooky
stuff.
All right, I can do this.
I felt the presence of Lizbethat the Lizzie Borden house.
I sat next to a ghost at areally cute restaurant in Rhode
(05:43):
Island and I was also part of aghost tour in Gettysburg.
Oh, it was the first one.
You didn't feel her presence atthe Lizzie Borden house.
I didn't feel her presenceBecause you didn't think that
she was going to be there.
Wait a minute.
I think I did two blogs in aturn because I didn't go to
Gettysburg.
Oh my God, she gave us ahandicap, guys, because we were
(06:05):
trying to guess the.
Oh my God, I was just sofocused on the lie.
Has anyone else done that?
Like you're so focused on thelie, you forget the truth Every
single time.
I'm going to do two truths anda lie.
I do two truths and then thelie, because I'm like two truths
, oh, what's the lie?
I was always so bad, bad atthat.
(06:29):
Oh my god, core, I really, I'msorry, I really butchered that.
Yeah, but I mean I got it right.
So, yes, but yeah, I definitelydidn't.
I think you should drinkbecause of that.
It's a drinking game.
Three, one, two, three.
Brown eyes drink.
We're gonna make hannah have tohave an intermission here.
11 god, you got that.
Okay, I'm good at math.
Where am I Not?
Really, I'm actually terribleat math, you're going the wrong
way.
(06:50):
It's very hard.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
Everyone takes a sip.
Everybody take a sip.
I don't even think Courtney'sactually drinking, but that
could be your spit.
It didn't say what I had todrink, it just said drink Spit
is still liquid.
It still counts Five.
(07:13):
Make a rule.
Ooh, you got this one last time.
Make a rule.
Okay, I can make a rule.
If you roll doubles, you haveto list a Wicked Wanderings
episode that you like, but youcan't duplicate it from one.
Somebody else already said andyou still have to take your turn
.
Obviously, obviously, graciasTen, ten.
Hannah (07:33):
God, I can't read that the print gets smaller and
smaller as you go around.
Courtney (07:37):
Swap drink with player on the right.
Hannah (07:40):
Okay, we're not about that here I don't drink your
drink.
Courtney (07:43):
I don't want to swap spit with you and your husband.
Hannah (07:45):
Can we?
Courtney (07:45):
change this.
Can we change this to?
Hannah (07:46):
like.
Courtney (07:47):
Fuck Marry, kill or something.
Okay, fuck Marry.
Hannah (07:49):
Kill All right.
Courtney (07:50):
Ready.
Yep, you have Mom, don't listento this episode.
Jeffrey Dahmer Okay.
The Babysitter Killer to do theepisode on.
(08:10):
Tony costa okay, and oh mygoodness, ted bundy, this could
get messy.
She says this could get messylike it's not all right, so I
would kill the babysitter killer.
Yeah, kids, gotta forget that Iwould fuck jeffrey dahmer and I
would marry ted bundy.
I mean, I think that that seemsexactly on point, but sorry I
didn't have a lot of wiggle room.
Yeah, I was.
I just kind of went right forthe cannibalism I can't yeah I
(08:32):
can't, I can't, I can't it doesremind me of a text.
I have to send mark after this,though, so keep an eye on mark,
because you're gonna get a textif you haven't already.
That asks you fmk about threedifferent people, six.
Why am I still on the firsttier of the board?
I don't know.
One, two, three, four, five,six, oldest drinks.
(08:53):
Haha, your dice, my lady.
Seven hannah's literally aboutto hit the beginning of the
board.
Again, roll, again, roll.
She gets all the roll.
That's how you got so far ahead.
Probably nine.
We might have to take anintermission so hannah can get
(09:14):
another drink.
Courtney's turn.
I'm having to drink when it'snot my turn because I'm thirsty.
10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Boys cheers, that's us.
It's 2025.
10.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Boys cheers, that's us.
It's 2025.
Dice for you.
Damn, this could get reallynaughty.
10, right.
Hannah (09:36):
Yes, still 10.
Courtney (09:38):
I was going to say 1, 2, 3.
Never have I ever.
Hannah (09:43):
Oh, this is a good one.
Courtney (09:43):
Okay, we have to put five fingers up right.
Never have I ever.
Oh, this is a good one.
Okay, we have to put fivefingers up right.
I don't know, for never have Iever.
So then if you you have done it, you put a finger down, okay,
so?
Hannah (09:54):
we're both starting on five.
All right, we're gonna do thespooky way.
Courtney (09:57):
okay, never have I ever been to spider gate shit.
Okay, I'm at four.
Hannah's at five.
Never have I ever been to theLizzie Borden house Tied at four
.
All right, never have I everjust spent time in a cemetery by
myself, judged, I'm down tothree.
(10:17):
Never have I ever I actuallydon't know this about Hannah,
but I'm going to guess keptsomeone else's ashes in my home.
Okay, does it count?
If you were like renting a roomin the house?
Yes, damn it.
ha ha, guessing right three tothree never have I ever had
slides of certain diseases in myhome down to two.
(10:41):
Down to two.
Okay, never have I ever.
This is tricky.
Never have I ever had anyone inmy family be part of a funeral
home processing.
Boom, I have morticians in myfamily.
Two to two.
Oh, never have I ever had anobject go off that didn't have a
(11:02):
battery or anything in it, likethe clock in your house.
So specific down to one.
Never have I ever lived in aplace that has significant
history to the city for being aplace where murders happened.
One to one.
Damn, we have really spookylives, okay, I don't know if
this would be true, though,because because I'm going to say
(11:23):
never have I ever.
Hannah (11:24):
Well, we're going to see if my finger goes down.
Courtney (11:27):
Never have I ever lived in the town where the
Hooset Tunnel is.
That was a low blow.
Zeroes, you win.
Now you have to drink, I'mrolling, you have to drink, I'm
drinking, then I'm rolling.
We have spooky lives, everybody.
I'm really impressed with us.
We also need more friends.
All right, I'm at eight.
Oh, that's you.
(11:47):
One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight.
Hannah (11:53):
Time to rhyme, time to rhyme.
All right, fuck my life.
Courtney (11:55):
So I'm going to start a rhyme and then Hannah and I
have to go back and forth untilsomebody doesn't rhyme, and I'm
going to make it spooky, spooky.
So I'm going to say grave, rave, stave like you, stave off
something, deprave crap.
(12:15):
I'm gonna drink with youbecause that was just awful.
We tried.
At first I was like cemeteryand then I was like nothing
rhymes with cemetery.
Okay, seven Legendary Cemeterylegendary, I guess, kind of
rhymes Seven Aw.
Hannah (12:32):
I have to be quiet again .
Courtney (12:34):
Love that Hannah keeps getting the quiet one.
I get to live out my life as anarrator, which is always what
I've wanted to do.
And here I am holding the diceand here I am shaking the dice,
here I am rolling the dice and Igot a four, which means I got
two, twos.
And I have to name one of myfavorite Wicked Wanderings
(12:54):
episodes.
And because nobody has gottenthis yet, I have free reign of
all of them.
So I'm going to go with.
The first episode of the SalemWitch Trials was one of my
all-time favorites.
And then I'm going to go withthe first episode of the Salem
Witch Trials was one of my alltime favorites.
And then I'm going to move forone, two, three, four, most
likely to.
I can't even play because Hannahcan't talk.
Who's the most likely to talkand ruin their own rule?
(13:17):
Me, it's Hannah.
But no, that could be reallyfun.
Like who's the most likely?
I mean we both are, that's thething, we're the same person.
Yeah, it is tough.
Who's most likely to go to thegraveyard at night?
I mean both of us.
Like that's the fun part.
Except apparently I'm the onlyone who brings my books and
hangs out there for fun Attack.
(13:37):
You know what, though it'sfunny, part of the reason we're
friends, it is actuallyeverybody.
It is.
How am I still ahead of youBecause you keep getting roll
again.
Go back one, ha ha, dare, ordrink Dare, or drink.
I mean, they can't see.
If you dare me, I could dareyou to say something, okay.
Okay, I dare you to tell us anepisode that you've always
(14:02):
wanted to drop, but that youkeep trying to pick up and it's
hard for you to put somethingtogether.
It's a really vulnerable spotto be.
I'm sorry I'm putting you there.
So one that I just really wasunhappy with.
That needs to be kind of likeredone type of thing, or one
that you're like oh, I reallywant to talk about this, but I
don't know how to put ittogether in a way that feels
good, because I know what mineis.
I'm going to keep it in my headuntil the end of the game in
(14:25):
case I win on that spot.
It's a tough one.
It is a tough one because Ifeel like I have several like
that.
What's the more recent one, Iguess would be a good way to do
it?
Okay, I have two.
Can I say two?
Hannah (14:37):
yes, all right, I'll say charles manson's one, because
it's so in depth it would neverfeel done it would never feel
done, it would never feel if Iread one book, it's not enough.
Courtney (14:45):
And also the kennedys.
I feel like the kennedys aresuper fascinating, but they're
super complex and I I don't knowhow to start.
That's true.
Where where to start?
Hannah (14:54):
where to start?
Courtney (14:55):
yeah, absolutely on that one, because I feel like
there's also a mental healthhistory and history with the
kennedys, which makes me veryinterested and I've tried to dig
in that way there's a wholelike cursed thing with them,
like so yeah, there's a lot.
There's a lot of differentthings that could have been said
there.
I think I was thinking when Iasked you, karen reed.
I feel like we've sat downseveral times to try to and her
(15:17):
case is so complex.
But also it's so fresh that Ifeel like when we tried to do
the research, but because we'vetried to sit down to do that
episode twice together.
We have before she the wholethe convention thinking through
and she got off I've even triedto sit down to look at it after
she was found innocent of thatand just guilty of the dui.
Oui, I can't figure out whereto start or where to end,
because to me it doesn't feellike the episode can't be titled
(15:39):
Karen Reed because it's notabout Karen.
Hannah (15:41):
Right, she's not the killer Right Right.
Courtney (15:44):
I could go off on a tangent about that.
I know I totally could.
That was a good one, court.
Hey, thanks, I like that.
Sometimes I'm smart, smart,sometimes you're smart.
I got a seven kempa.
(16:04):
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, high five, everyone.
High five, miss.
No, I'm just kidding.
I love how we were just kind oflike.
It seems like such a random one.
It does oh, six, okay, and it'sa double everybody doubles, you
gotta tell us first what yourfavorite, what one of your
favorite or top wicked wanderingepisodes is.
And it can't be Salem WitchTrials, episode one, danny
Grotto.
Yeah, I was torn, that onestill sits with me to this day.
(16:26):
I think that's still our mostlistened to episode.
Fun fact for everybody Damn, Idon't always feel solemn and ugh
it does.
Just saying the name too, Ifeel like, is very heavy.
Three, four, five, six, time torhyme.
Time to rhyme.
Okay, give us a word.
I hit a word where it has to berhymeable ghost, most toast
(16:52):
roast post roast.
You said roast fuck I wasthinking like a roast, like when
you do comedy.
And then the second time I wasthinking roast like a beef.
I know it doesn't count, I'mdrinking because I think it's
spelled the same way anyways.
But in my my little adhd brainI was like but they're different
(17:12):
, rob's gonna love doing thisone, eight, one, two, three,
four, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight.
Everyone drinks, cheers, cheers.
Are we almost at the end here?
Oh my God.
I mean we can just go aroundagain.
Five, six.
I hate Lucy, I think this isfun.
(17:33):
Three, four, five, six.
What does it say Dance or drink?
I don't dance, just bust a move.
What does it say dance?
Hannah (17:42):
or drink.
I don't dance, just bust a move.
I wasn't allowed to drink adrink.
Courtney (17:43):
Well, you weren't allowed to do that either.
I wasn't allowed to dance, butyou weren't allowed to drink, so
by that.
So, guys, I didn't have a promsenior year, I had a banquet.
Quote-unquote, dancing was asin.
So what did you guys do for,like, your activity at the bank?
Oh, my god, nothing.
We ate.
There weren't games.
We got like awards for, like,the most Christian person, which
I obviously won.
I did.
(18:05):
I have several Christian awards, I'm not kidding.
Is there like a place we couldget pictures of them.
Oh yeah, I have them in my lifebox.
They're Christian characterawards.
Oh boy, I think you shoulddrink after all that.
Oh boy, I think you shoulddrink after all that.
I think that it should be.
If you get the chance to dance,sit it out or dance.
I hope you drink.
(18:26):
I hope you drink.
I hope you leave that in there.
I hope you drink.
Rob cuts a lot of stuff thatmakes us sound horrible.
Hannah (18:33):
That was hilarious, though, but this episode.
Courtney (18:35):
I might even convince him not to drop.
As a bonus, I might even belike this is fun.
Hannah (18:38):
Just do it, just launch it.
We're real people.
Just send it, just have fun.
Courtney (18:43):
Your turn, girlfriend.
Hannah (18:43):
Oh, my God, it's my turn .
Courtney (18:45):
I'm that guy here I've got.
Well, that was really cool.
It spun really cool.
Okay, I got an eight, one, two,seven, eight.
Start, go back to start.
Oh man, hot hands, Hot hands.
Eight, eights, skip, next turn.
(19:07):
All right, two turns forCortnado.
I have a nine.
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight, nine.
Show past photo.
I'm not going to show it to youbecause it hasn't changed, but
I'll roll again.
Yeah, might as well.
10.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
(19:29):
Finish your drink.
Oh good, we didn't start a newone.
It's funny how I'll work onthat while Hannah's taking her
next turn, because there's quitea decent amount left.
But I promise everybody I willwork on it while she takes her
turn.
We don't want to see whathappens to me after chugging.
Uh, don't worry everybody we'reall being safe.
we are in my home.
(19:50):
I will make sure she gets anuber home.
If anything, I promise an uber.
How do you think cousin markwould say uber, uber, an Uber.
I would say Uber.
I want to call him and ask Doit Call him?
Hey, what's up you?
Hey, it's actually me, mark.
Oh hi, how are you?
How are?
Hannah (20:10):
you.
Courtney (20:11):
Good, we're recording right now and I just I dropped a
Cousin Markism and I said howdo you think Cousin Mark would
say Uber?
Because Hannah said she wouldhave to get me an Uber home.
And instead of guessing we haveyou live we're just going to
ask you how you would say Uber.
Hannah (20:24):
I would say Uber as in Uber.
Courtney (20:27):
Come on, you wouldn't say an Uber.
Hannah (20:30):
Uber.
Courtney (20:33):
No way.
How would you say I'm going tocatch you in Uber.
That's how I see you saying it.
Yeah, how would you say EdmundKemper?
Hannah (20:39):
Edmund Kemper.
Courtney (20:41):
No, no Lies, you're lying.
It's Edmund Kemper, it's notreligious.
Hannah (20:47):
It's Edmund Kemper.
Courtney (20:48):
We're playing a drinking game.
Do you want to stay with us fora few minutes?
Yeah, sure, that's fine.
Okay, and so we took this gamethat we had and we made it into
a Wicked Wanderings podcast game.
So we modified all the things,so when it comes up it has to be
spooky or serial killer themed.
Nice, dude, wait till you getto the part in the episode where
(21:09):
we did the fuck marry or kill.
Hannah (21:12):
That was oh boy.
Courtney (21:14):
That was intense.
I hope we get another one whileyou're here so we can include
you in it, because right nowit's just me guessing and I know
Hannah too well.
Hannah (21:20):
Oh yeah, Hannah's going to roll?
Courtney (21:22):
No, you didn't roll yet Seven.
She got a seven.
That's you, no, that's me,that's you.
You're still red.
Oh man, that's not exciting.
That's not exciting.
Okay, all right, that's notexciting.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna roll.
Now I got a eight.
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven.
(21:45):
Oh, this is the one I waslooking forward to.
Okay, so we, cousin mark, youand I, are gonna be on the same
team.
We have to ask hannah to playthis.
Is you my love?
Okay, fine, cousin mark, youand hannah are on a team and you
have to ask me fuck, marry andkill for three different people,
but for serial killers okay,but for serial killers.
Hannah (22:04):
Oh boy.
Courtney (22:04):
So he puts Head Bunny in the mix, obviously.
Hannah (22:08):
Yeah.
Courtney (22:08):
So what are two other serial killers we should add?
Hannah (22:12):
Well then I'll throw in Gary Ridgway.
Whoa Cousin, mark, you're doingthis dirty, it would have to be
Jeffrey Dahmer.
Courtney (22:23):
Why does it always have to be Dahmer?
Okay, I feel like no, hilarious, because she put Jeffrey Dahmer
in mine, so that's perfect,okay, okay, so I have to.
So Gary Ridgway, ted Bundy andJeffrey Dahmer, I feel like I've
got to kill, don't you dare.
I've got to kill.
Gary Ridgway, because he's justtoo creepy in my mind, so I've
(22:45):
got to kill Gary Ridgway.
I think I'm going to have tomarry Jeffrey Dahmer, which
freaks me out because I justthink hear me out, though, I
think marrying him will make itso I don't have to eat the
bodies, because I would havesomething over him and I
wouldn't have to.
There you go, and as much as Ihate it but a little bit to make
hannah jealous.
I'm gonna have to fuck tedbundy now there you go okay,
(23:09):
mark your turn.
Same three.
Oh, we should give him a person, all right she's putting a
whole person for you on theboard right now give him black
like his soul.
Oh wow, there we go, okay, soI'm going to roll for Cousin
Mark, okay.
Okay, he got a six, One, two,three, four, five, six, oh he
goes past his start.
Hannah (23:29):
That's a whole five.
You had to go back to startimmediately.
Courtney (23:32):
Man, that's not very fun.
Roll again him.
All right, I'm rolling again.
That doesn't seem fair.
11.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,11, all right.
Cousin marcus says you have totwerk.
I want to know you're twerking.
We need confirmation that youare twerking.
I love it.
All right, he twerked, he livedup.
(23:54):
Yes, you're okay.
All right, hannah, he twerked,he lived up gas that's amazing
okay, all right, nine, nine.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
What did you get?
Show my last photo.
Let's see that last picture.
I hope it's juicy.
Wait, you have my phone, causeMark's on it.
Oh sorry, cause of Mac, I don'tknow why I had to put him, so
(24:18):
he was looking at me even thoughhe can't see me.
All right, let's see my lastphoto.
Is it dirty?
It must have screenshot.
Hannah (24:26):
Oh my gosh, I choose violence.
Courtney (24:28):
It's hilarious.
It's a picture of your contactphoto.
That's her last photo.
Oh my God, do you have astalker, mark, is it Hannah?
Mark is it hannah?
I'm family.
I can't stop family.
That's not true.
Family always stalks family.
Ask my family.
I mean also.
Okay, so I have the hundredthepisode, yeah, and then I also
have you stroking kenzie like ababy.
(24:48):
I don't know what to do withany of that.
Well, all of those were quitefascinating, so I guess it's my
turn now okay, nine, you gotnine.
Two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine never,
have I ever all right, markfive fingers up okay if you've
(25:09):
done it, you have to put afinger down and tell us how many
you're at at the end of eachround.
So I'm gonna start.
We all have five fingers up.
I'm gonna say never have I everbought two serial killer books
at the same time I'm down yeah,probably I'm down to two so I'm
at five, hannah's at four andmark is at four, and now it's
hannah's turn to pick something.
(25:30):
Okay, never have I ever notloved bigfoot not loved what
bigfoot.
Ah, so if we don't love Bigfoot, we have to bring it down.
Exactly.
Double negatives confuse me.
Okay, I'm at four, hannah's atfour All right, I'm at three.
Oh damn it, Cousin, mark Okaynow you have to say something,
Mark, that you think that we'veboth done to try to get us out
(25:52):
okay, um, I'm not worried, Iknow right never have I ever had
a fascination with ted bundyhaha, he's going after you okay.
So I'm at four, hannah's atthree and mark is at three.
Yes, yep, okay.
Never have I, ever.
Oh, this is tricky because Idon't know who I want to go
after.
I kind of want to gang up onhannah.
Rude.
(26:13):
Never have I.
Oh, my God, I have a perfectone for me.
Hannah (26:19):
Stop it, I know but you're distracting.
Courtney (26:21):
I have a perfect one for me to have a finger down.
Can I say it?
I know it's weird for me to dothis, but no, I'm not going to
let you say it.
That's weird.
You're breaking the rules ofthe game.
Never have I ever wanted tobreak the rules of a game while
Courtney's trying to podcast.
Do Ha ha.
Courtney's at four, hannah's attwo, marcus at three.
Hannah (26:41):
Mark's at two.
Courtney (26:42):
Oh, a Mark Pocomoto, you little bastards.
Okay, I'm at four, hannah's attwo, mark is at two, and now
it's Hannah's turn to saysomething.
Never have I, ever, never, hada last name that's affiliated
with sleepy hollow booyah.
Hannah (27:02):
I hate you, yeah I'm still good.
Courtney (27:04):
Okay, wait, what do you mean?
Hannah (27:05):
what say it again?
Courtney (27:08):
I said never have I ever not had a last name that
has to do with sleepyy Hollow,so the Van Tassels.
I've been a Van Tassel.
Hannah (27:16):
Okay, yeah, I'm fine, I'm not down, at least I think.
Courtney (27:20):
So I'm at three, hannah's at two and Mark is at
two.
Hannah (27:25):
Yes.
Courtney (27:25):
Wait, but how you don't get to question the man.
Okay, all right, fine, it's notan interrogation.
Hannah (27:32):
Maybe I just don't understand the question.
Courtney (27:35):
So what's your last name?
Hannah (27:37):
Lapine.
Courtney (27:38):
It's always been Lapine.
I think what she's trying totell you is you're not cool
enough for me to put a fingerdown.
But I don't know, because Idon't believe in separation that
way.
Hannah (27:51):
Listen, no one ever wore a full duck suit to the 4th of
July.
Courtney (27:52):
Listen, that's not what you said.
It's Mark's turn and he has twoup.
Dang it.
Hannah (27:55):
Okay, so never have I ever been freaked out about a
glove hand.
Courtney (28:00):
Oh snap, I wish you could see the glare I'm giving
you.
Okay, I'm at two, hannah's attwo, mark is soon to be at zero,
but he's at two right now.
Okay, never have I ever got asick pleasure from talking about
cannibals to freak Courtney out.
Hannah (28:19):
Yeah, I'm one now.
Courtney (28:21):
I mean, should I be one?
Hannah (28:23):
Yes, you've also come at me about this.
Courtney (28:26):
Courtney's at two, Hannah's at one, Mark is at one.
Hannah (28:30):
Yep.
Courtney (28:30):
Hannah's turn, it's my turn.
Okay, Never have I ever warned.
I choose violent t-shirt.
Hannah (28:36):
Well, come on, now I'm out Mark is out and I had a good
one coming up that was going toget both of you.
Well, okay, so I have oneCourtney has.
Courtney (28:47):
So why don't you go?
Because it's going to be yourturn anyways, because Hannah has
one and I have two up, so yourscould be the breaking point.
So never have I ever had afascination with haunted houses.
Okay, so I win because Hannah'sout and I'm down to one.
Damn it.
That was a good one, though.
Okay, so who Thank you?
I landed on.
Never have I ever.
So now I'm ruling for Mark.
(29:07):
Okay, go for it.
Mark's done.
He got six, one, two, three,four, five, six.
Okay, so you get to make a rule, mark.
So the only rule that we haveright now is one that I made.
So if somebody rolls a double,they have to say before their
turn what one of their favoriteWicked Wanderings episodes is,
and you can't repeat it.
(29:28):
So you get to make up your ownrule, whatever you want for the
game.
Hannah (29:32):
Uh-huh Within reason.
Okay.
So then you know, my rule isnot to make fun of Mark's accent
.
Courtney (29:41):
Oh, that's not fun.
We weren't making fun of it, welove it, but okay, we'll
respect your rule.
We love your accent.
Hannah (29:48):
That's just in this game , not in the show.
Courtney (29:51):
Oh, okay, so he lets us make fun of it because it's
for fun.
Okay, so we don't have to scrapthe whole other episode we just
did.
Hannah got a seven and she islanding on, would you rather?
Would you rather?
Okay, so this is for both ofyou.
Okay, so she's going to ask usa question and we have to tell
her which one we would rather.
Would you rather help Ted Bundytake the back seat of his car
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out, or would you rather eatpears out of lizzie borden's
backyard and be suspected ofmurder?
Well, okay, so either way,they're gonna expect you of
their accessory to murder, orhence why it's a.
Would you rather okay?
Well, I would rather eat thepears because okay, then at Then
, at least Me too, free food.
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Look at that, that's easy,we're aligned.
She says, fine, she wanted us.
I'm not going that close to aserial killer willy-nilly to
help him and be.
He was caught.
Hannah (30:47):
I don't think Ted Bundy's my type.
Same, that's my type Me.
Courtney (30:51):
Either that's Hannah's , either it's hannah's type.
Listen, listen, linda, I don'thave to.
It's six, one, two, three, four, five, six.
Oh, I can't talk, okay, socourtney ended up on the one
that says shut the fuck up,you're not allowed to talk to
your next turn.
So, all right, I'm rolling foryou, mark.
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Okay, we gotta go back fourspaces.
Hold on one, two, three, fourand you have to roll again.
Okay, hold on nine one, two,three, four, five.
Oh, mark, you have to shut thefuck up too.
All right, this is, this is thehannah show.
All right, here we go.
Let's see nine one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eight,
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nine.
And everyone has to say theylove me, but they can't.
Okay, I'm rolling, for, oh, oh,courtney's gonna roll herself.
That's fine, kenzie, no one'sallowed to talk.
I got a nine one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine.
It says take a water break, andI don't want to do that, so I'm
(31:57):
going to move on.
Wait a minute, let's saysomething, because Mark can't
say anything.
Let's tell him that the BostonBruins are the worst hockey team
ever.
Ooh, terrible.
Hannah (32:06):
Even though I don't believe it, even though I like
that, I just feel like I saythings that piss him off.
Courtney (32:11):
Let's how about we hate his duck costume.
I can't say that, though it'scute, I know, I know it doesn't
matter.
Oh, how about that?
He has a Grogu in the back ofhis truck.
I found that out this weekend.
What's that?
Grogu?
Little Yoda?
Oh, that's cute.
He has it in the back window.
It's really cute.
That was the last time we triedcalling you when you weren't.
It's also time for me to rollfor him, so now he's allowed to
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talk.
All right.
All right, you're free, mark.
We roll the double, which meansyou have to tell us one of your
favorite Wicked Wanderingsepisodes.
But you can't but it can't bethe first Salem Witch Trials
episode, because I already saidthat and Hannah said Danny Proto
.
So you have to pick a differentepisode than those two.
Please don't pick your own,because that's boring.
Hannah (32:54):
The candle incident show when you almost burn the house
down.
Courtney (32:59):
Yeah, we talked about that earlier.
You'll hear about that once.
We Classic Classic and you gota two, so I'm going to move you
two and you landed on the safezone, so you are safe.
All right, okay, that works.
So nine, you got nine.
That's me, I'm still green.
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One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight, nine, roll
again.
Hannah got roll again.
She always moves my piece.
I don't know, sorry, green is myfavorite color and you took it
and it's hard for me for watermatters.
Yeah, no thanks, all set, allright, my turn.
We're almost getting close tothe end here.
One, two, three, four, five.
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I got go back six spaces, sixspaces.
Hannah (33:54):
This is blas.
Courtney (33:54):
Tell you guys two truths and a lie.
So I am a person who actuallyhas stage fright to talk in
front of other people.
True, I was born in vermont,near massachusetts, but in
vermont and the first place Idid ghost hunting was the
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Hoosick Tunnel.
All right, mark, you have toanswer this because I feel like
I have a head time with this.
Hannah (34:22):
Yeah, I'm going to go with the talking in front of
people.
Courtney (34:25):
No, I actually was not born in Vermont.
I was born in North Adams,massachusetts.
Hannah (34:30):
but I do have an extreme fear of talking in front of
people talking in front ofpeople and yet you're in public,
a very public, you know job,where you talk to customers it's
interesting because hannah hasalways said that to me too where
I have this ability to kind ofjust like come up with words she
(34:50):
bullshits.
Courtney (34:51):
So well, I always joke that my bachelor's degree it's
a bachelor's in science, thatabbreviates to BS was a
bachelor's in bullshit.
It really only taught me how tolike fluff stuff, but I have
the gift of gab.
Like my whole family can justtalk and talk and talk, but I
get self-conscious.
Hannah (35:04):
Like a used car dealer.
Courtney (35:06):
Yeah, kind of, except I couldn't sell anything to save
my life because I'd be like, oh, you don't want it, that's good
.
No, but really like we will golike I've gone liquor stores
with her before and she's like Ihate talking to people, I hate
being around people and likeI'll just buy like I don't know
a couple beers.
And she's like hey, isn't thatbeautiful day outside.
I'm like who are you talking to?
She has this whole conversation.
(35:27):
I'm like who are you?
Hannah (35:29):
Who the fuck are you?
Courtney (35:31):
I don't know your condo today you did, which is
very I'm like the mayor of aplace I've never been before.
Actually, that's why I wantedher actually at the july 4th uh
celebration we had, because shewould have been perfect.
Here ye, here ye, everybody,listen to my, because jake
resubscribed.
Go jake, go jake.
He got a six, one, two, three,four, five, six.
(35:54):
Oh, mark, you got two truthsand a lie too.
Oh, those be good.
Hannah (35:57):
All right, go ahead, mark okay, I once had a dui.
I have a bunch of hats and Ihad my nipple pierced oh, my god
, I don't know, oh no, that'sokay that could be a real one.
Courtney (36:13):
I feel like I'm trying to think about.
I can't picture him with anipple piercing.
I can I can't picture it buthonestly, I saw him in the pool
this weekend but I don'tremember seeing a nipple pierce
Like he was walking around withhis belly out dude.
Hannah (36:27):
What's our final?
Courtney (36:28):
answer Are we going with nipple?
No, I wouldn't.
You can go with nipple, I don'tknow.
All right, I will pick my own,go ahead.
Okay, I'm going with nipple.
I'm going to go with.
Hannah (36:41):
DUI.
Actually, I think that's a lie.
Yeah, the DUI, Is it a lie?
I got well, I got off on it.
Courtney (36:45):
Oh, oh, wait, does that mean you have a nipple
pierced?
I had my nipple pierced me upbecause you said had Wait, yeah,
which nipple was it.
Hannah (36:57):
I have more questions.
Courtney (37:01):
Wait left or right dude.
Hannah (37:05):
Left one.
Courtney (37:06):
Your left or my left?
Hannah (37:08):
My left, my left.
Courtney (37:11):
So wait, why only one?
Why was it had there?
Yeah?
Hannah (37:16):
I don't know, I just I went with one.
Courtney (37:18):
You can do some kinky shit with nipple piercings.
I mean bondage and all thatshit.
Okay, Hannah's turn to roll.
Okay, my turn to roll.
My job is keeping her somewhatclean.
It's a hard job, but somebody'sgot to do it, yes, it is.
Hannah (37:31):
I have something to say, but I'm going to keep it to
myself, that's seven.
Courtney (37:34):
Yeah, all right, she got most likely to.
Oh, so you have to saysomething and tell us which one
of us is most likely to.
So I have to say two.
Then, right, yeah, okay.
Or you could give us a.
This will be more fun, I think.
You tell us a most likely toand then we all get to vote.
Out of the three of us, who'sthe most likely to do it?
(37:55):
Okay, so I'll give, okay, sojust give one and we'll all vote
.
Most likely to sit in agraveyard in the dark for hours
by themselves with a book me,and then most likely to friend
jeffrey dahmer, just becausethey're curious about how he
does it mark yeah, definitelymark.
Are you able to stay on like?
You can get off of this anytimeyou need to.
Hannah (38:18):
Yeah, I'm going to go because I just got done from
golf so I want to sit and relaxa little.
Okay, but thank you for havingme on.
Courtney (38:24):
Yeah, Kenzie, oh Kenzie, oh Kenzie and Cordy both
say goodbye.
Hannah (38:29):
Okay, all right, bye guys.
Courtney (38:30):
Love you cuz.
See you later.
Hannah (38:32):
Bye honey All right bye.
Courtney (38:36):
Final results are in.
Cousin Mark had to go a littlebit early, reasonably, so we
have a bad habit of calling himwithout asking.
We kind of just call and takeup lots of his family time, but
I'm not really sure who won.
I don't really understand whatthe measurement of who won was.
It doesn't matter right, but weall had fun.
We did.
And if you enjoyed this episode, send us a message.
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Give us a message on Facebook,Instagram, a text message.
You know we like those.
Come on, guys.
Give us love.
Hannah (39:02):
We just wanted to mix it up a little.
Courtney (39:04):
We do a lot of stuff that's fun, along with our
straight content episodes, andthis is just something new.
That kind of came to us that wewanted to give a try, but I had
a lot of fun.
I did too.
I need some lunch I don't knowabout you and we will see you
all next time.
Yes, bye guys, bye Wanderers.
Thanks for listening today.
Wicked Wanderings is hosted byme, hannah, and co-hosted by me,
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courtney, and it's produced byRob Fitzpatrick.
Music by Sasha N.
If you enjoyed today's episode,don't forget to leave a rating
and review and be sure to followon all socials.
You can find the links down inthe show notes.
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head over to the merch store.
Thank you for being a part ofthe Wicked Wanderings community.
We appreciate every one of you.
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Stay curious, keep exploringand always remember to keep on
wandering.
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