July 4, 2025 • 43 mins
You blink awake on a cold operating table, surgical clamps still attached to your open appendix wound. The operating room is eerily dark except for a sliver of red emergency lighting from a slightly ajar door. Something is terribly wrong.
This special episode of Will You Survive takes a different approach as hosts TJ, Eric, and Alex navigate a medical nightmare scenario where survival depends on quick thinking and stomach-churning decisions. When our protagonists discover the disemboweled bodies of medical staff surrounding them, it becomes clear this is no ordinary hospital situation.
Armed with only Grey's Anatomy knowledge and whatever they can scavenge from the operating room, our hosts face impossible choices. Should they attempt self-surgery? How do they identify and administer antibiotics? What's the best way to transform an IV stand into a weapon? Each decision carries life-or-death consequences as they work together to escape the horror.
The tension escalates when they encounter a creature with milky white eyes in the corridor, emitting a mysterious pink mist that burns on contact. Their improvised weapons prove inadequate against this unknown threat, forcing them to flee deeper into the abandoned hospital. What started as a routine appendectomy has become a desperate fight for survival against unspeakable horrors.
This episode showcases the psychological aspects of survival scenarios - the panic of medical emergencies, the resourcefulness needed when isolated without help, and the courage required to face the unknown. Follow along as our hosts demonstrate what it takes to survive when the hospital itself becomes a nightmare.
Is your survival instinct strong enough for this medical horror? Listen now, and ask yourself: would you survive?
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hello survivors and welcome to Will you.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Survive the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh, I forgot.
Yeah, the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Minus one point from Eric already.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
He threw me off so hard he didn't match the energy.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It was so sensual, I didn't know what to do.
You didn't match the energy.
It was so sensual.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I didn't know what to do Today.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I am your host.
Big Daddy TJ, I am your host.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, for real Big.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Poppy TJ Joined here by Forearm Poppy and Scrawny
Poppy aka Eric and Alex, youjust called me Scrappy Doo,
basically poppy, introduceyourselves.
I'm Alex.
(01:14):
I'm scrawny dude scrawny dudeis crazy remember square equals
map anyways, today we are doingsomething very special, and I do
mean that we are not.
We did not watch a movie.
(01:34):
Um, apparently we're supposedto watch fall.
Um, I forgot.
I had a lot of stuff going onthis week, um, and nobody
reminded me because they allforgot to.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Um, so yeah, uh I had to okay I did not forget
another thing yeah I was gonnado a game show.
Uh, no, not, jeopardy, it'snever coming back, never don't
ask the more he says it, themore I feel like it will.
It's not, it's never comingback.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We already did three and you know, once you get to
the fourth, it goes downhillfrom there and we got to end on
a high point.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I think he's trying to throw us off the scent.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
He's trying to make it seem like it's not coming
back so that we drop our guard.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
but and it's Gepardy.
Welcome back to.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm joking.
He pulls out the board.
I got you there, didn't I?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Today we're doing something sort of like D&D, kind
of like survival scenarios, youknow, except there's no rolling
dice and it's only one scenario.
So it's really a survivalscenario, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I'm going to do my best.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm sort of a dm here .
Uh, the boys will be workingtogether in order to get the
main character out of thesituation.
Work alone, actually so okay,um okay, now here's how it's
gonna go.
You die, you restart now, so umare.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Don't die If you directly lead to the death of
the character.
That's minus one point, and Iwill add points where I see fit.
That's really how it's going togo today.
Whoever wins wins, because youknow how else are you going?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
this it's just we're telling a story here.
How is he gonna win this,besides winning it?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
yeah, just fucking win loser all right, I'll try.
I'm not gonna try you gottawork, you're working, you're
working together.
So oh, I'm gonna try, you gotta, you gotta be able to make a
concrete decision on what to donext, cause there will be
choices, fuck.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm already off work, man, it's very D&D.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So you gotta, you know, look around, do shit like
that.
You know D&D shit for sure.
Like you're in a room.
What do you do?
Like that, you know all.
You know dnd shit for sure.
It's like you're in a room.
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
look around, you know okay, yeah, okay, I'm here for
it.
I'm putting on my dnd cap, it'son, all right, so I think it's
worth mentioning my backstory.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We just got we just got a follow from a firefighter
and paramedic, so let's see howwe do oh man, he's gonna be like
actually pressures, I don'thave that pressure's on the real
layout pressure's on it wouldnever be there um sorry, you
guys don't sound like that.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
We love you, uh support firefighters actually.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, paramedic, you ain't shit be a real doctor.
Oh fuck, you're just a cardoctor.
Paramedic pulls up.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Paramedic, pulls up to tj and a car accident it's
like oh no tj don't touch me cardoctor, get me the real doctor.
Better start compressions.
What do you do for work?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I'm a car doctor?
You mean like a mechanic?
No, I'm a, I'm a doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That makes car visits .
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wait, no, okay, mechanics should really start
calling themselves car doctors.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Car doctors.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, I work at auto zone md um I got my uh, I got my
doctorate from pet boys, butyeah, we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We're doing something .
It's special, um, and it willbe very special.
You, I got you guys ready.
Okay, ready, I got a whole,it'll be very special.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You guys, ready, ready, I got a whole opening.
It'll be very special.
I got a whole opening section.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's multiple pairs.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's very special, the most special.
Nobody's ever seen anythinglike this.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No one's ever seen anything this special before
Some say it might be the best.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Some say it's the best.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Some say it's the best special.
This is the best hospital, thebest zombie infested hospital.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
As far as zombie goes , they go.
Wow, the blood is so real here,not like that China blood.
Eric, hate you Sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
You blink.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Your eyes are slowly adjusting to the dimness.
The familiar ache in your sideis the first thing you notice,
followed by the unsettlingsilence.
The fluorescent lights overheadare dead, plunging the
operating room into inkyblackness that's only broken by
a sliver of light from aslightly ajar door.
The sterile smell ofdisinfectant is still present,
(06:45):
but now there's somethingbeneath it a faint metallic tang
.
From a slightly ajar door, thesterile smell of disinfectant is
still present, but now there'ssomething beneath it, a faint
metallic tang you can't quiteplace.
You're lying on an operatingtable, a thin sheet draped over
you, the beeping of medicalequipment absent, replaced by an
eerie stillness, and thedistant, muffled sounds that
usually permeate the hospitalare gone.
(07:05):
The light from the open doorbeckons a beacon of oppressive
darkness.
What do you do?
Are we both in this room?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
you are both one person so we're both one person,
oh okay.
Well, yeah, I want to lookaround, I want to see.
Uh, I kind of want to just geta cursory scan of what's around
and whatever kind of get someclues of what's going on.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This feels very walking dead so I would say,
before we even look around, wecheck our own body.
We're in an operating room,probably have ivs plugged in uh,
check to see if our our pain inour side is an open wound.
Was it?
Was it the surgical incision?
(07:50):
Are we opened up?
Did they already close us upand now we're awake?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
okay, let me go.
Let me go one step.
Before that, do I know why I'mhere?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
oh, you do know why you're here okay, why was I here
?
Uh, it was the middle of thenight and you had a pain in your
side.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You needed an appendectomy oh okay, fuck well,
is that appendix?
Yes, that means that means theydidn't get.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That sucks.
They didn't get started, didthey?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't know.
What are you guys doing?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, I'm.
If you say, if you say it's afamiliar Pain in your side, then
you're still feeling the samepain.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh, that's rough.
Okay, well, I guess look for anincision.
Yep, check your body yeah, thatdoesn't seem great.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Now, okay, EMT people in the fucking live.
I don't know where the appendixis.
I'm just going to say the leftside.
You look on your left side andyou see a gaping hole.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
A gaping hole.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
A gaping hole and there are surgical clamps
inserted in there.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh well, I've died already.
You know we've got to try tostay calm.
I feel like at this point I'mfreaking out but also like where
the fuck are the doctors wouldbe my biggest concern right and
how long have I been justsitting here open?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
so probably the next thing that you have to do, and
the door is open, slightly ajar.
Yes, that means that sterilityis gone.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Can I close the jar.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's my favorite joke .
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I've been thinking about it since you first said
the word ajar.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I was like that's not a jar, that's a door, that's a
little joke in.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What are you doing?
The second you said.
You said it's all I could thinkabout.
Okay, well, no, this episode isgonna be fucking well over the
right amount of time.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'm not worried about shit uh, bad night for me.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I took a nap today there's so much energy.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm telling you right now, the sterility is gone yeah
, well, the door is open.
I'm fucked.
Our body is open.
There's we're, we're infectedum okay.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, so if there are no doctors around, I think
first thing we got to do is Imean, who said there's no
doctors around?
Well, I well, I okay, let'slook around.
Who's around?
It's inky black.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You see nothing except the door.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's black there's no lights, I would say we need to
get clamps off.
This is going to be.
I don't even know if you couldphysically do this, but get
clamps and ivs off, close thatdoor and then sew ourselves up
well, the the clamps.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
If I'm not mistaken, the clamps are on the appendix
what are we going to remove itourselves?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I think this operation is done.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, hey, you could do whatever you want, dude, I'm
just here to tell you whathappens after so the the first
thing that we have to do is findout if there's anybody in the
room with us, and we're going todo what every single fucking
movie faux pas does.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Hello, yeah, well do we.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
What is our option?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
If I wake up on an operating table with pitch black
around me and a door open, Iwant that door closed.
I don't know what the fuck ishappening, because typically you
don't wake up in an operatingroom mid-surgery in pitch black.
So I'm already thinkingsomething went down and I don't
want my screams or whatever tolead anything through an open
(11:39):
door I'm just.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
You get up off of an operating table with your body.
Yeah, well, going to scream.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, I'm understanding that too.
I'm just thinking, like, whatare we going to do?
We're not going to remove theappendix ourselves.
No, that's where we got to callout, I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
okay, I guess quietly call out.
There's someone in the room.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You calling out?
Okay, we quietly call out.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You quietly call out Sound there.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You say hello, you quietly call him there.
You say hello nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We sound dumb, that's nothing, nothing, okay.
So I say we create a longfishing line pole of tools and
stuff around us to pull the doorclosed the doors.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The door is far away.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You guys gotta do something.
It'll be a really long line,the pain in your side grows
worse.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, yeah, we gotta close that door.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We have to.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I think we have to.
Okay, I think, first thingsfirst, we gotta take the clamps
off.
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
This is so fucking asinine.
Okay, hang on, hang on.
We got to take the clamps off.
There's no way.
This is so fucking asinine.
Okay, hang on, hang on hang on,hang on.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I poke my leg and various other parts of my body
that I can without moving toomany muscles.
Do I feel anything?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You feel a sheet on you and you don't have any other
pain other than the pain ofwhere your appendix still is.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Do I think that I'm still under anesthesia?
I think like you're likewearing off.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I feel like you've already gone through the, the
waking up process, from whenyou're, you know, coming out of
anesthesia.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You're, you're wide awake, okay, so I don't have any
, any pain relief or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I feel like at this point, so they fucking left us.
Yeah, I feel like at this pointwe are dead.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So okay, we got to get to that door.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Are the clamps?
So the clamps are just holdingme open.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
The clamps are holding you open and they're
clamping your appendix.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
How big of an incision do they typically make
for an appendix?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Not very big.
This size, I'd say about threeinches.
In this case it is a pretty bigappendix.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I think we need to take clamps off.
We're going to yell, I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What if we reach around?
Can we see there's light outthere?
Can we reach around and see ifwe can feel for lights above our
face?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
you reach all around you, you feel nothing.
You reach above you.
You feel a large thing with abutton on the side oh fuck, it's
a drill push it, you push itand a light comes on okay, okay,
luckily we see our batterybackups in ours uh, okay, so the
(14:35):
light outside the door does itlook like the emergency lights
on a hospital, or is it justregular lights?
The light outside the door isred.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Okay, so like an emergency light.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Emergency lighting.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Okay, I think we need to.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So we need to look around.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Do we take clamps off or do we?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
We need to know what's in the room with us.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh, I guess.
Yeah, we just turn on the light.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We turn on the light, point it around, look all
around the room.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
You're surrounded by eight zombies.
You look around to a gruesomebloodbath.
Point it around, look allaround the room.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're surrounded by eight zombies.
You look around to a gruesomebloodbath.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Your surgeon is on the floor disemboweled.
Oh so we're dead from infection.
Horrible, we're so dead.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, surgeon, anybody else?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The nurse is laying next to the ajar door.
She fell while trying to openit.
She's dead.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay, the anesthesiologist is also behind
you Dead.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Everybody's dead.
Something came out of us.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
And killed everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Why else would we?
Be alive now I'm thinking ofthe one scene from the fucking
first spider-man movie, the samraimi one, or the second one
with doc ock where they'retrying to remove the freaking
legs from them, like the arms.
And then it's like a fuckinghorror movie scene and they're
like fucking like the clampcomes in you know?
(16:06):
Yeah, I don't remember that no,okay, we got to watch the same
Spider-Man movies together.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's dark.
So at this point we're in anoperating room.
There's not going to beanything that we're familiar
with.
What are we?
Are we?
That's a good question.
Do we have any kind of medicalbackground?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
you are a six foot garbage man no I'm just kidding,
I've actually heard it's prettydecent yes, no burn the witch,
burn the witch, burn the witch.
I I have a spell.
I can summon bad Latina bitches.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Release the witch.
Release the witch.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
What do you do next?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We have to.
We're going to start bleeding.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We start moving around, we're going to start
bleeding.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I think we have to take the clamps off.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I think we have to pack the wound with gauze first.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Oh, you might be right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
We can't remove the appendix on our own.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, so here's what I would like to do.
I would like to find some sortof cloth or something to stuff
in our mouth and then pack thewound with gauze so that we can
go close the door.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, do we have any gauze?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's not bloodied.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, anything, that's still wrapped, sterile.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You look around the room and you find next to you,
about two feet away so when youwere looking earlier you
couldn't really feel it there isa pristine surgical tray with
(17:54):
with scalpels, gauze, clamps anda uh a thing that you're not
sure what it does, but it lookselectric in some way.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It has a button on it can I take a quick peek at the
doctor and the people around?
Can I get an idea of how theydied?
You said it was a bloodbath.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You look down at the doctor and all of his organs are
outside of his body.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
With seemingly no other wounds.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Okay, can we look at his appendix?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You look at the pile of stuff on the floor.
You're not sure what anappendix looks like.
That's fair.
I don't sure what an appendixlooks like that's fair.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I don't know what an appendix looks like.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It looks like a little pinky off of your
intestine.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's really weird looking yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's the large intestine.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So what do you do with the information I've given
you?
Okay, you said that thing has abutton yeah, on the table you
find the scalpels and stuff.
And then one thing you're notsure of what it is, but it has a
button on the side of it and itlooks like it's electric in
some way because there's abutton it's an alarm push it any
(19:13):
g, any gauze, it's it.
Yes, there's gauze scalpels andthe thing that I'm describing is
kind of long, cylindrical, witha button on it and a thin end
with a wire.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I'm poking the button You're poking the button.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Well, I guess we're.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
What else are we going to do?
We're sitting open on a fuckingoperating table.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So we're just going to press the button of a tool
next to us.
Yeah, what in the ADHD?
What is that going to do?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What is?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
sitting on this table until we die.
I feel like I'm down with thisbutton pushing idea.
I feel like he wants us to pushthis button.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I want to push the button.
You press the button, push thebutton and the end of it gets
really hot and red.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
There we go, we are going to.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
We're going to cauterize.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
So I want to use the cauterizing tool, cut off the
appendix, but we need somethingthat we can use as a mirror to
look inside of ourselves.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
This is horrific, I would just die.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Like I think I would die of a panic attack.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Y'all gotta do something.
You will, you will die.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
No, like I would have died way longer.
The second I saw myself openand saw the door open before
even turning on the light andseeing the death.
I'd die of a panic attack.
Right there Looks down, where'smy dick at.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hey, I said why's my dick 28 inches long?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
We're like a schizophrenic man.
I said cut the appendix off.
What that's not the appendix?
You said the little pinky dingthing, so what do you do?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Are we dealing with the appendix?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I go for it.
We cut the dick off.
Yeah, we gotta deal with theappendix.
Cut the appendix off.
We're I go for it.
We cut the appendix off.
Yeah, we got to deal with theappendix.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Cut the appendix off.
We're going to fucking die, allright, we cut the appendix off.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
We need something.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Let's say you watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, but we need something that looks like a
mirror.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Above you is a mirror .
It's attached to the light.
It's a big circular dome lightthat they use.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
We move the light into position so that we can
look in the wound and see themirror, so that we can cut the
appendix off.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Okay, and then, really quick, we grab.
If we're not going to use thegauze, then we grab some of that
gauze and we put it in ourmouths.
Our mouth, we're one.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Bite down.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, try to muffle screams.
And something to bite down onso that we don't crush our teeth
.
Okay, because we're doingsurgery on ourselves.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You take the light and you put it right up there
and you position the mirror towhere you can see your little
dangly bit off your organs.
It is quite unsettling.
You hold your throw up back.
Which dangly bit?
It's your appendix.
Okay, are we sure?
You take the scalpel, likeyou've seen in Grey's Anatomy,
(22:12):
you cut the appendix off andthen you carterize it.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And I say I've seen this before.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You say I've seen this before in a room like an
inner voice in your head,because you don't want to make
noise.
You fucking idiot.
Okay.
Thanks B so you sew yourself up, we burn ourselves up, so you
sew yourself up.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
We burn ourselves up.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You burn yourselves up.
You are now In pain, but not asmuch pain as you were.
What do you do now?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Alright, yeah, I wanna.
I wanna do a scan around theroom.
I'm looking for antibiotics,antibiotics and painkillers.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, I wanna be high as a kite right now.
I want to do a scan around theroom.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I'm looking for antibiotics, antibiotics and
painkillers yeah, I want to behigh as a kite right now.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
To the front of you, you see the dead doctor.
Over next to the door, you seethe dead nurse.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
She looks, it appears that she is blocking the door.
I grab his prescription pad.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
You continue looking around.
You see drawers, you see a biglocked cabinet, you see more
screens and various medicaldevices.
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I'm going to open cabinets right.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, cabinets, drawers.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I highly doubt they would just have antibiotics here
.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They should have some form of antibiotic in a syringe
in an operating room after anoperation.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But would we know what that looks like?
Would I know what that lookslike?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It should be labeled Antibiotics.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I believe you have a general knowledge of antibiotics
.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
You know what like penicillin is would I know where
to inject it?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
you already have an iv tube that you you would have
pulled out.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You are, you do have an iv and you haven't pulled it
out.
You haven't even looked at whatit is that is crazy, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
So then, on the IV, there's a port that you can just
plug in and inject it.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Okay, so I guess we're looking for that for the.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Antibiotics.
You get up.
Your legs are a little wobbly,but you're still good.
You're leaning on your IV stand, which is still connected to
your wrist, by the way.
The You're still good.
You're leaning on your.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
IV stand, which is still connected to your wrist,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The bag is completely empty.
We've been here a while.
As you are looking, you checkthe cabinet on the right.
You look through all thedrawers.
You're finding gauze.
You're finding various surgicalinstruments that you really
don't need at the current moment.
You look in the other ones.
You're finding gowns, gloves,masks, goggles stuff you'd need
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to wear in the operating theater, and you looked in the big.
You look at the locked cabinetand it has a glass front on it
and you see a bunch of whitelittle drawers on the inside
that have labels on them.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's what I want.
I need to find a key.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Just close the door and shatter it.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You and this fucking door.
The nurse is blocking the doorshe's laying in front of it.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
So she's dead?
No, yeah.
Close the door.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
But she's laying in front of it.
She's a barricade to anybodycoming in Push her out the way.
No, no, she's a barricade toanybody coming in.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I'm pretty sure.
But the door's already open.
I'm pretty sure they could justpush her out the way.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Dead weight.
Yeah, like a fucking wedge.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
If we're worried about zombies.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You and this fucking door man.
Where are we going to go?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
If we're worried about zombies, you and this
fucking door man, where are wegoing to go If something comes
barging in?
It's like a fucking wedge, Ifeel like this is not a crazy
idea to just go fucking take twoseconds and close the goddamn
door.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Fine, go close the fucking door.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yes, let's go close the door, jesus.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
She's going to get up and bite your ankle and it's
your fault.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well then, we were fucked anyways.
Okay, I wrap magazines aroundmy ankles first.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
There's no magazines, so you walk and you try to
avoid all the blood and bodieseverywhere.
You get a little bit on yourshoes.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Wait, we got shoes.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Feet sorry, you were in operating theater.
My flesh shoes, you have thegrippy socks, you have wet
grippy socks now.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I would rather take them off.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You're walking to the door Gross and from the outside
you hear.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Very quietly close the door.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Then you shut the door.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And that's why we closed the fucking door.
What else do you do?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
How do you know?
I can't just fucking turn agoddamn knob.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, at least there's less of a chance.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I mean surgery doors don't have knobs on them.
You kind of have to not touchshit when you're going in.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
How do those close?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
They're like push bars.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That, or they don't have a way to lock you, just
kind of push, see.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
They kind of swing, so they just push them.
It lock.
You just kind of see they kindof swing, so they just push them
.
So it's just going to walk in.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It opens both ways guys.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I would rather it opens both ways.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It swings like this, oh wait.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Hang on, I'm forgetting how an OR works.
So the door that's open leadsto the room where they wash
their hands and all that.
That is correct, okay, and wehear that creature in there, you
assume Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I want to check the anesthesiologist and the surgeon
and the nurse.
We're over by the door.
Check the nurse first for a andthe surgeon and the nurse we're
over by the door.
Check the nurse first for a key.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You check the nurse.
She gets the phone.
You go check the doctor.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's for the music.
She brought the phone in forthe music.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Doesn't really have anything on him.
You check the anesthesiologistwho is behind the table and you
find a key.
All right, try it in that.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Find a key?
All right, try it in thatcabinet.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, I assume.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We try it in the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's a key to his Honda Civic.
No, I'm joking.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Looks like a 2015.
The cabinet is now open okay,um, we're looking for penicillin
, right, we're looking for wellantibiotics stronger than than
penicillin we need.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Uh, at the very least we need amoxicillin.
Uh, we're gonna look for what.
Would our guy even know thedifferent level?
He's a garbage man.
He's had fucking infectionsguaranteed.
He's taking fucking strong-assantibiotics.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
He has watched Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okay, so we're looking for some.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I think we need to push one of Epi.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Not Epi, not Epi.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
That solves everything.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Not Epi.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
We've seen Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
We're not looking for Epi.
He's dying.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
He's giving me hints here.
He's telling me we need one ofthat we're looking for an ivy
administered antibiotic youcontinue looking and you find
penicillin.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You have the amoxicillin.
You see something calledvancomycin.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
There you go that's the one it rings a bell, so I
shoot it up.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You immediately jab the needle in your arm and shoot
it up.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
And the entire needle .
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You don't know how much you gave yourself, but it's
got to be better than gettinginfected, I guess.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I'd rather die from that thanwhatever the fuck just got
inside me.
There's a lot of stuff insideof us three people died in an
operating room with me open.
Okay, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
next guys, we've been in this room long now
painkillers oh yeah, we needpainkillers, we need painkillers
Speaker 2 (30:34):
uh, we know about Vicodin, not Demerol.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't really want to walk with a cane, though you
are a very depressed garbage manand you are addicted to pills.
You know what?
Some fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
So we're looking for Oxycodone.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Is that what you're doing?
Do I see any Oxy?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
we're looking for Oxy , for Vicodin, for morphine.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
We might find morphine.
You find nothing else except500 milligram ibuprofen.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Okay, we're taking it .
I guess Two of them.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
You take two Dry.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Fuck my liver, stomach, fuck your stomach.
Oh yeah, ulcers.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
That shit'sach.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Fuck your stomach, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Ulcers, that shit's.
Without eating Empty stomach,dry swallow.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I will be all right.
I think it's the least of ourconcerns at the moment.
I have the shits but you know.
Okay, so okay, we need a weapon.
We heard that thing.
We need a weapon Out there.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
We have surgical tools which are extremely sharp
but very close range and we'revery weak.
Yeah, we have our IV stand.
Can?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
we create a spear of sorts.
You find a bunch of whitemedical tape.
It's not super hefty, but ifyou wrap enough around it it'll
be fine.
You take a handful of scalpelsand you wrap it around and tape
it up and now you have a sort ofskewering device.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, With wheels.
I think it's a one-time use,but it's still your IV stand.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You also have not disconnected your IV.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
so oh well, yeah, I feel like we could do that right
.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
There's nothing in it .
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I feel like we would have had to take that out to
administer the Whatchamacallit.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You got two arms.
No, iv've used bendy needles.
You don't want to have like asolid needle in your arm.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay, Probably pull that out and wrap it in gauze.
Really quick Clean gauze.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, it's all cleaned up.
What else do you do?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
All right, I guess now we have to go investigate.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
We have to face what's in the next room.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
We go through the swinging doors Revealing a dark
hospital corridor.
The emergency lights usually asteady glow are flickering
erratically, casting longdancing shadows that seem to
writhe on the walls.
There is heavy and thick, witha metallic tang you noticed
earlier, now stronger andundeniably like blood.
The corridor is a mess.
A crashed gurney lies on itsside, its wheels still spinning
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slowly, and a few discardedsurgical masks and gloves are
scattered across the floor,along with what looks like an
overturned tray of instruments.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Okay, nothing else in the area, right.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
No enemies.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Don't know.
Well, let's look around forthem.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, you look around , I want to see you have a
hallway going forward.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
At the end of said hallway there is a dead body
leaning against the door, all ofits organs spewed about.
On top of the door it says stayout, written in blood to your
right.
You see, something doesn't lookquite human.
It's laying at the end of thehallway, it's moving, making a
sickling, sickening, gurglingnoise, and it's kind of just
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gross sounding.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Uh, it's like wet meat slapping a counter okay, at
this point I feel likeadrenaline might be pumping
right yeah I feel like we'reless so worried about pain now
and more so like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
but I'm not gonna look for a fight with anything,
no, no.
But I mean like we could move.
You can think in that we wantto, we need to find supplies, we
need to find real clothes, realshoes.
Get out of these wet, stickysocks.
We need to get to a pharmacywhere would our stuff be?
Our stuff would most likely bein our hospital room.
(34:54):
Did we we checked in or did wego to the er?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
uh, you went into the urgent care, so we're fucked
our stuff is gone.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
You can't go back if this whole place is fucking
rotten like this.
It started in the er, so we goto gift shop or we go to
somebody else's room and raidtheir shit I I really don't want
to go to rooms because it feelslike a huge gamble of what's in
there.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Well, are there any rooms around us?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Around you is just the hallway.
There are no doors.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
on either side there's a door at the end of the
hallway in front of you.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
That's a stay out with a body in front of it.
And to your left there is along hallway with the gurgling
thing, whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
So we got, we have to face it.
I yeah, I'm kind of thinking wemight just have to try and
sneak up on it.
I would say let's take the bagand the and the tubes off of the
iv stand and make it just thestand yep as a weapon.
Yep, and then we're probablynot going to want to wheel it.
We're probably going to want tocarry it and try to get as
close as we can to that thing.
Yeah, and give it a goodstabbing in the head.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That's what we're doing All right, so you take the
blood bags off as quietly aspossible, or whatever IV bags
not blood bags Lay them on thefloor quietly.
You pick up your IV stand andyou're kind of walking towards
it, kind of scared, not sureYou're getting closer, you get
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closer.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It looks up at you.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Milky white eyes.
It's noticed you fully.
It's starting to get up.
Stab it in the head very hard.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I'll say that you are probably about six feet away,
I'm going to rush it and stab it.
Is that what we're?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
doing yeah, we need two big steps and thrust.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Before it gets up, you run at it Two big steps.
You stab it right at centermass.
You didn't say where to stab it.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I said the head.
Oh, he said the head.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You didn't say the head.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I did.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
I said it like four times.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You said the head.
He said the head, all right,I'm not just gonna stab anywhere
you go to stab it in the headand the scalpels break off.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah, yeah, I kind of figured that would happen.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Bone saw it plan b do you have the bone saw?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
no, I mean it's in your inventory.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I think you picked it up.
You didn't do anything with it.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
All right, I think at this point I don't think we
have enough time to just pull abone saw out of our ass.
So I'm thinking flip the IV,stand around and just go full.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Blunt, blunt force trauma, yeah just smacking this
thing over and over on the head,Pound it, get it on the ground
and then pummel it in the headOkay, pause, is that what we're
doing?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, why pause you?
Can see it's somewhat dazed byyour initial attack, but it's
still coming towards you.
You flip the IV, stand aroundreal quick like, and you start
beating on it.
I play baseball.
As you're beating on it, you'rehitting it head, body.
It's moving around.
You hit it in its organs and apink mist starts emanating from
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it.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Fuck.
Oh, I'm covering my face withthe gown as best as I can, and
I'm gonna try to.
At this point, I think weshould run.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Where To the stay out ?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
No past it, and I'm gonna try to at this point.
I think we should run where tothe stay out no past it.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Can we get past it to the stay out?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
no, to the left was the stay out to the
Speaker 3 (38:51):
right was the zombie.
We charged the zombie.
I say we just go past it now,alright, can we fight around it
and keep going?
I say we just go past it nowAll right.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Can we fight around it and keep going to get away
from it?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
If that's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
Yeah, I think it's knocked down.
Okay, you, as you're swingingand hitting this thing, you see
the mist, it's.
You know You're real close onit.
It touches your skin and startsto burn.
So you decide to get the fuckout of there.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
You run directly to the left You're running.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
It's a long hallway.
There are doors on your left,your right.
If you keep going, there's abig door at the end.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
What do you do?
I think we're better off.
Does the door seem to lead tothe outside?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Beyond the door you don't know, there's no windows
on it, fuck.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
We got to go through.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Okay, I say we get to the door and then we stop and
open it instead of just bargingthrough into whatever is there.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
We know what's behind us.
Open up that door.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
We can fight the one thing behind us.
I don't want to walk into 50 ofthem, you know.
So I say we get to that doorand can we take a half a second
just to listen?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
This thing it's coming on us Well pause.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Pause first of all.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
The.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Thing starts jorking it vigorously.
It starts jorking its jankiesit's progressing towards us.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You hear the fapping behind you.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
It's progressing towards us.
You hear the fapping behind youas it gets closer and closer.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
You haven't looked.
You're focusing on running.
I mean, we knocked this thingdown.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It didn't get up yet, we smacked it, and then we
smacked it a bunch, and then weran, we haven't looked, we don't
know.
We smacked the shit out of itbefore we ran.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
What if looked we?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
don't know, we don't.
We smacked the shit out of itbefore we ran.
What if it bruce lead and justjumped up?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I mean, you don't even know if it's dead or not.
You just you started runningonce you felt pain on your uh
right okay, we get to the door,turn back and look yeah, before
we open the door, take a quicklook.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
How close is this thing?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
uh, you're.
You're about, say, 15 feet awayfrom it, and how?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
fast.
Is it progressing towards us?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
all right, I mean, you gotta you look, you turn
around yeah you turn around andthe whole hallway behind you is
filled with that pink mist.
But oh shit, oh well, then,yeah, we go yeah, you don't hear
anything, it's just it's fullof the mist.
Yeah, we go.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Let's go through the doors.
Go through the door.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
You open the door and you are met with a waiting room
Nothing you know.
There's chairs.
To the left there's a deskwhere you like, check in or
whatever.
To the right there's an office,and forward there is a hallway
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that seems to lead to anelevator.
Thank you all for listening.
This episode was way longerthan we intended it to be, so I
have split it up into two parts.
The next part will come outnext week, and until next time,
stay alive.
Thanks for watching.
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
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Speaker 4 (00:39):
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You didn't match the energy.
It was so sensual.
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I'm scrawny dude scrawny dudeis crazy remember square equals
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mean that we are not.
We did not watch a movie.
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Um, apparently we're supposedto watch fall.
Um, I forgot.
I had a lot of stuff going onthis week, um, and nobody
reminded me because they allforgot to.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Um, so yeah, uh I had to okay I did not forget
another thing yeah I was gonnado a game show.
Uh, no, not, jeopardy, it'snever coming back, never don't
ask the more he says it, themore I feel like it will.
It's not, it's never comingback.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We already did three and you know, once you get to
the fourth, it goes downhillfrom there and we got to end on
a high point.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I think he's trying to throw us off the scent.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
He's trying to make it seem like it's not coming
back so that we drop our guard.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
but and it's Gepardy.
Welcome back to.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm joking.
He pulls out the board.
I got you there, didn't I?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Today we're doing something sort of like D&D, kind
of like survival scenarios, youknow, except there's no rolling
dice and it's only one scenario.
So it's really a survivalscenario, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I'm going to do my best.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm sort of a dm here .
Uh, the boys will be workingtogether in order to get the
main character out of thesituation.
Work alone, actually so okay,um okay, now here's how it's
gonna go.
You die, you restart now, so umare.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Don't die If you directly lead to the death of
the character.
That's minus one point, and Iwill add points where I see fit.
That's really how it's going togo today.
Whoever wins wins, because youknow how else are you going?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
this it's just we're telling a story here.
How is he gonna win this,besides winning it?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
yeah, just fucking win loser all right, I'll try.
I'm not gonna try you gottawork, you're working, you're
working together.
So oh, I'm gonna try, you gotta, you gotta be able to make a
concrete decision on what to donext, cause there will be
choices, fuck.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm already off work, man, it's very D&D.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So you gotta, you know, look around, do shit like
that.
You know D&D shit for sure.
Like you're in a room.
What do you do?
Like that, you know all.
You know dnd shit for sure.
It's like you're in a room.
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
look around, you know okay, yeah, okay, I'm here for
it.
I'm putting on my dnd cap, it'son, all right, so I think it's
worth mentioning my backstory.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We just got we just got a follow from a firefighter
and paramedic, so let's see howwe do oh man, he's gonna be like
actually pressures, I don'thave that pressure's on the real
layout pressure's on it wouldnever be there um sorry, you
guys don't sound like that.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
We love you, uh support firefighters actually.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, paramedic, you ain't shit be a real doctor.
Oh fuck, you're just a cardoctor.
Paramedic pulls up.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Paramedic, pulls up to tj and a car accident it's
like oh no tj don't touch me cardoctor, get me the real doctor.
Better start compressions.
What do you do for work?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I'm a car doctor?
You mean like a mechanic?
No, I'm a, I'm a doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That makes car visits .
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wait, no, okay, mechanics should really start
calling themselves car doctors.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Car doctors.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, I work at auto zone md um I got my uh, I got my
doctorate from pet boys, butyeah, we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We're doing something .
It's special, um, and it willbe very special.
You, I got you guys ready.
Okay, ready, I got a whole,it'll be very special.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You guys, ready, ready, I got a whole opening.
It'll be very special.
I got a whole opening section.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's multiple pairs.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's very special, the most special.
Nobody's ever seen anythinglike this.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No one's ever seen anything this special before
Some say it might be the best.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Some say it's the best.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Some say it's the best special.
This is the best hospital, thebest zombie infested hospital.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
As far as zombie goes , they go.
Wow, the blood is so real here,not like that China blood.
Eric, hate you Sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
You blink.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Your eyes are slowly adjusting to the dimness.
The familiar ache in your sideis the first thing you notice,
followed by the unsettlingsilence.
The fluorescent lights overheadare dead, plunging the
operating room into inkyblackness that's only broken by
a sliver of light from aslightly ajar door.
The sterile smell ofdisinfectant is still present,
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but now there's somethingbeneath it a faint metallic tang
.
From a slightly ajar door, thesterile smell of disinfectant is
still present, but now there'ssomething beneath it, a faint
metallic tang you can't quiteplace.
You're lying on an operatingtable, a thin sheet draped over
you, the beeping of medicalequipment absent, replaced by an
eerie stillness, and thedistant, muffled sounds that
usually permeate the hospitalare gone.
(07:05):
The light from the open doorbeckons a beacon of oppressive
darkness.
What do you do?
Are we both in this room?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
you are both one person so we're both one person,
oh okay.
Well, yeah, I want to lookaround, I want to see.
Uh, I kind of want to just geta cursory scan of what's around
and whatever kind of get someclues of what's going on.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This feels very walking dead so I would say,
before we even look around, wecheck our own body.
We're in an operating room,probably have ivs plugged in uh,
check to see if our our pain inour side is an open wound.
Was it?
Was it the surgical incision?
(07:50):
Are we opened up?
Did they already close us upand now we're awake?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
okay, let me go.
Let me go one step.
Before that, do I know why I'mhere?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
oh, you do know why you're here okay, why was I here
?
Uh, it was the middle of thenight and you had a pain in your
side.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You needed an appendectomy oh okay, fuck well,
is that appendix?
Yes, that means that means theydidn't get.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That sucks.
They didn't get started, didthey?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't know.
What are you guys doing?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, I'm.
If you say, if you say it's afamiliar Pain in your side, then
you're still feeling the samepain.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Oh, that's rough.
Okay, well, I guess look for anincision.
Yep, check your body yeah, thatdoesn't seem great.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Now, okay, EMT people in the fucking live.
I don't know where the appendixis.
I'm just going to say the leftside.
You look on your left side andyou see a gaping hole.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
A gaping hole.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
A gaping hole and there are surgical clamps
inserted in there.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh well, I've died already.
You know we've got to try tostay calm.
I feel like at this point I'mfreaking out but also like where
the fuck are the doctors wouldbe my biggest concern right and
how long have I been justsitting here open?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
so probably the next thing that you have to do, and
the door is open, slightly ajar.
Yes, that means that sterilityis gone.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Can I close the jar.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's my favorite joke .
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I've been thinking about it since you first said
the word ajar.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I was like that's not a jar, that's a door, that's a
little joke in.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What are you doing?
The second you said.
You said it's all I could thinkabout.
Okay, well, no, this episode isgonna be fucking well over the
right amount of time.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'm not worried about shit uh, bad night for me.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I took a nap today there's so much energy.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm telling you right now, the sterility is gone yeah
, well, the door is open.
I'm fucked.
Our body is open.
There's we're, we're infectedum okay.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, so if there are no doctors around, I think
first thing we got to do is Imean, who said there's no
doctors around?
Well, I well, I okay, let'slook around.
Who's around?
It's inky black.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You see nothing except the door.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's black there's no lights, I would say we need to
get clamps off.
This is going to be.
I don't even know if you couldphysically do this, but get
clamps and ivs off, close thatdoor and then sew ourselves up
well, the the clamps.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
If I'm not mistaken, the clamps are on the appendix
what are we going to remove itourselves?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I think this operation is done.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, hey, you could do whatever you want, dude, I'm
just here to tell you whathappens after so the the first
thing that we have to do is findout if there's anybody in the
room with us, and we're going todo what every single fucking
movie faux pas does.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Hello, yeah, well do we.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
What is our option?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
If I wake up on an operating table with pitch black
around me and a door open, Iwant that door closed.
I don't know what the fuck ishappening, because typically you
don't wake up in an operatingroom mid-surgery in pitch black.
So I'm already thinkingsomething went down and I don't
want my screams or whatever tolead anything through an open
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door I'm just.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
You get up off of an operating table with your body.
Yeah, well, going to scream.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, I'm understanding that too.
I'm just thinking, like, whatare we going to do?
We're not going to remove theappendix ourselves.
No, that's where we got to callout, I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
okay, I guess quietly call out.
There's someone in the room.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You calling out?
Okay, we quietly call out.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You quietly call out Sound there.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You say hello, you quietly call him there.
You say hello nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We sound dumb, that's nothing, nothing, okay.
So I say we create a longfishing line pole of tools and
stuff around us to pull the doorclosed the doors.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The door is far away.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You guys gotta do something.
It'll be a really long line,the pain in your side grows
worse.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, yeah, we gotta close that door.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We have to.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I think we have to.
Okay, I think, first thingsfirst, we gotta take the clamps
off.
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
This is so fucking asinine.
Okay, hang on, hang on.
We got to take the clamps off.
There's no way.
This is so fucking asinine.
Okay, hang on, hang on hang on,hang on.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I poke my leg and various other parts of my body
that I can without moving toomany muscles.
Do I feel anything?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You feel a sheet on you and you don't have any other
pain other than the pain ofwhere your appendix still is.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Do I think that I'm still under anesthesia?
I think like you're likewearing off.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I feel like you've already gone through the, the
waking up process, from whenyou're, you know, coming out of
anesthesia.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You're, you're wide awake, okay, so I don't have any
, any pain relief or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I feel like at this point, so they fucking left us.
Yeah, I feel like at this pointwe are dead.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So okay, we got to get to that door.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Are the clamps?
So the clamps are just holdingme open.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
The clamps are holding you open and they're
clamping your appendix.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
How big of an incision do they typically make
for an appendix?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Not very big.
This size, I'd say about threeinches.
In this case it is a pretty bigappendix.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I think we need to take clamps off.
We're going to yell, I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What if we reach around?
Can we see there's light outthere?
Can we reach around and see ifwe can feel for lights above our
face?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
you reach all around you, you feel nothing.
You reach above you.
You feel a large thing with abutton on the side oh fuck, it's
a drill push it, you push itand a light comes on okay, okay,
luckily we see our batterybackups in ours uh, okay, so the
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light outside the door does itlook like the emergency lights
on a hospital, or is it justregular lights?
The light outside the door isred.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Okay, so like an emergency light.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Emergency lighting.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Okay, I think we need to.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So we need to look around.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Do we take clamps off or do we?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
We need to know what's in the room with us.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh, I guess.
Yeah, we just turn on the light.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We turn on the light, point it around, look all
around the room.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
You're surrounded by eight zombies.
You look around to a gruesomebloodbath.
Point it around, look allaround the room.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're surrounded by eight zombies.
You look around to a gruesomebloodbath.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Your surgeon is on the floor disemboweled.
Oh so we're dead from infection.
Horrible, we're so dead.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, surgeon, anybody else?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The nurse is laying next to the ajar door.
She fell while trying to openit.
She's dead.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay, the anesthesiologist is also behind
you Dead.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Everybody's dead.
Something came out of us.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
And killed everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Why else would we?
Be alive now I'm thinking ofthe one scene from the fucking
first spider-man movie, the samraimi one, or the second one
with doc ock where they'retrying to remove the freaking
legs from them, like the arms.
And then it's like a fuckinghorror movie scene and they're
like fucking like the clampcomes in you know?
(16:06):
Yeah, I don't remember that no,okay, we got to watch the same
Spider-Man movies together.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's dark.
So at this point we're in anoperating room.
There's not going to beanything that we're familiar
with.
What are we?
Are we?
That's a good question.
Do we have any kind of medicalbackground?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
you are a six foot garbage man no I'm just kidding,
I've actually heard it's prettydecent yes, no burn the witch,
burn the witch, burn the witch.
I I have a spell.
I can summon bad Latina bitches.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Release the witch.
Release the witch.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
What do you do next?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We have to.
We're going to start bleeding.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We start moving around, we're going to start
bleeding.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I think we have to take the clamps off.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I think we have to pack the wound with gauze first.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Oh, you might be right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
We can't remove the appendix on our own.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, so here's what I would like to do.
I would like to find some sortof cloth or something to stuff
in our mouth and then pack thewound with gauze so that we can
go close the door.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, do we have any gauze?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's not bloodied.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, anything, that's still wrapped, sterile.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You look around the room and you find next to you,
about two feet away so when youwere looking earlier you
couldn't really feel it there isa pristine surgical tray with
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with scalpels, gauze, clamps anda uh a thing that you're not
sure what it does, but it lookselectric in some way.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It has a button on it can I take a quick peek at the
doctor and the people around?
Can I get an idea of how theydied?
You said it was a bloodbath.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You look down at the doctor and all of his organs are
outside of his body.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
With seemingly no other wounds.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Okay, can we look at his appendix?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You look at the pile of stuff on the floor.
You're not sure what anappendix looks like.
That's fair.
I don't sure what an appendixlooks like that's fair.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I don't know what an appendix looks like.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It looks like a little pinky off of your
intestine.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's really weird looking yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's the large intestine.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So what do you do with the information I've given
you?
Okay, you said that thing has abutton yeah, on the table you
find the scalpels and stuff.
And then one thing you're notsure of what it is, but it has a
button on the side of it and itlooks like it's electric in
some way because there's abutton it's an alarm push it any
(19:13):
g, any gauze, it's it.
Yes, there's gauze scalpels andthe thing that I'm describing is
kind of long, cylindrical, witha button on it and a thin end
with a wire.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I'm poking the button You're poking the button.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Well, I guess we're.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
What else are we going to do?
We're sitting open on a fuckingoperating table.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So we're just going to press the button of a tool
next to us.
Yeah, what in the ADHD?
What is that going to do?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What is?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
sitting on this table until we die.
I feel like I'm down with thisbutton pushing idea.
I feel like he wants us to pushthis button.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I want to push the button.
You press the button, push thebutton and the end of it gets
really hot and red.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
There we go, we are going to.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
We're going to cauterize.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
So I want to use the cauterizing tool, cut off the
appendix, but we need somethingthat we can use as a mirror to
look inside of ourselves.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
This is horrific, I would just die.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Like I think I would die of a panic attack.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Y'all gotta do something.
You will, you will die.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
No, like I would have died way longer.
The second I saw myself openand saw the door open before
even turning on the light andseeing the death.
I'd die of a panic attack.
Right there Looks down, where'smy dick at.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hey, I said why's my dick 28 inches long?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
We're like a schizophrenic man.
I said cut the appendix off.
What that's not the appendix?
You said the little pinky dingthing, so what do you do?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Are we dealing with the appendix?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I go for it.
We cut the dick off.
Yeah, we gotta deal with theappendix.
Cut the appendix off.
We're I go for it.
We cut the appendix off.
Yeah, we got to deal with theappendix.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Cut the appendix off.
We're going to fucking die, allright, we cut the appendix off.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
We need something.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Let's say you watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, but we need something that looks like a
mirror.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Above you is a mirror .
It's attached to the light.
It's a big circular dome lightthat they use.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
We move the light into position so that we can
look in the wound and see themirror, so that we can cut the
appendix off.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Okay, and then, really quick, we grab.
If we're not going to use thegauze, then we grab some of that
gauze and we put it in ourmouths.
Our mouth, we're one.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Bite down.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, try to muffle screams.
And something to bite down onso that we don't crush our teeth
.
Okay, because we're doingsurgery on ourselves.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You take the light and you put it right up there
and you position the mirror towhere you can see your little
dangly bit off your organs.
It is quite unsettling.
You hold your throw up back.
Which dangly bit?
It's your appendix.
Okay, are we sure?
You take the scalpel, likeyou've seen in Grey's Anatomy,
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you cut the appendix off andthen you carterize it.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And I say I've seen this before.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You say I've seen this before in a room like an
inner voice in your head,because you don't want to make
noise.
You fucking idiot.
Okay.
Thanks B so you sew yourself up, we burn ourselves up, so you
sew yourself up.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
We burn ourselves up.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You burn yourselves up.
You are now In pain, but not asmuch pain as you were.
What do you do now?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Alright, yeah, I wanna.
I wanna do a scan around theroom.
I'm looking for antibiotics,antibiotics and painkillers.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, I wanna be high as a kite right now.
I want to do a scan around theroom.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I'm looking for antibiotics, antibiotics and
painkillers yeah, I want to behigh as a kite right now.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
To the front of you, you see the dead doctor.
Over next to the door, you seethe dead nurse.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
She looks, it appears that she is blocking the door.
I grab his prescription pad.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
You continue looking around.
You see drawers, you see a biglocked cabinet, you see more
screens and various medicaldevices.
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I'm going to open cabinets right.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, cabinets, drawers.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I highly doubt they would just have antibiotics here
.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They should have some form of antibiotic in a syringe
in an operating room after anoperation.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But would we know what that looks like?
Would I know what that lookslike?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It should be labeled Antibiotics.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I believe you have a general knowledge of antibiotics
.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
You know what like penicillin is would I know where
to inject it?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
you already have an iv tube that you you would have
pulled out.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You are, you do have an iv and you haven't pulled it
out.
You haven't even looked at whatit is that is crazy, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
So then, on the IV, there's a port that you can just
plug in and inject it.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Okay, so I guess we're looking for that for the.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Antibiotics.
You get up.
Your legs are a little wobbly,but you're still good.
You're leaning on your IV stand, which is still connected to
your wrist, by the way.
The You're still good.
You're leaning on your.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
IV stand, which is still connected to your wrist,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The bag is completely empty.
We've been here a while.
As you are looking, you checkthe cabinet on the right.
You look through all thedrawers.
You're finding gauze.
You're finding various surgicalinstruments that you really
don't need at the current moment.
You look in the other ones.
You're finding gowns, gloves,masks, goggles stuff you'd need
(25:04):
to wear in the operating theater, and you looked in the big.
You look at the locked cabinetand it has a glass front on it
and you see a bunch of whitelittle drawers on the inside
that have labels on them.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's what I want.
I need to find a key.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Just close the door and shatter it.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You and this fucking door.
The nurse is blocking the doorshe's laying in front of it.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
So she's dead?
No, yeah.
Close the door.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
But she's laying in front of it.
She's a barricade to anybodycoming in Push her out the way.
No, no, she's a barricade toanybody coming in.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I'm pretty sure.
But the door's already open.
I'm pretty sure they could justpush her out the way.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Dead weight.
Yeah, like a fucking wedge.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
If we're worried about zombies.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You and this fucking door man.
Where are we going to go?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
If we're worried about zombies, you and this
fucking door man, where are wegoing to go If something comes
barging in?
It's like a fucking wedge, Ifeel like this is not a crazy
idea to just go fucking take twoseconds and close the goddamn
door.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Fine, go close the fucking door.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yes, let's go close the door, jesus.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
She's going to get up and bite your ankle and it's
your fault.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well then, we were fucked anyways.
Okay, I wrap magazines aroundmy ankles first.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
There's no magazines, so you walk and you try to
avoid all the blood and bodieseverywhere.
You get a little bit on yourshoes.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Wait, we got shoes.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Feet sorry, you were in operating theater.
My flesh shoes, you have thegrippy socks, you have wet
grippy socks now.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I would rather take them off.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You're walking to the door Gross and from the outside
you hear.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Very quietly close the door.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Then you shut the door.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And that's why we closed the fucking door.
What else do you do?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
How do you know?
I can't just fucking turn agoddamn knob.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, at least there's less of a chance.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I mean surgery doors don't have knobs on them.
You kind of have to not touchshit when you're going in.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
How do those close?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
They're like push bars.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That, or they don't have a way to lock you, just
kind of push, see.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
They kind of swing, so they just push them.
It lock.
You just kind of see they kindof swing, so they just push them
.
So it's just going to walk in.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It opens both ways guys.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I would rather it opens both ways.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It swings like this, oh wait.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Hang on, I'm forgetting how an OR works.
So the door that's open leadsto the room where they wash
their hands and all that.
That is correct, okay, and wehear that creature in there, you
assume Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I want to check the anesthesiologist and the surgeon
and the nurse.
We're over by the door.
Check the nurse first for a andthe surgeon and the nurse we're
over by the door.
Check the nurse first for a key.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You check the nurse.
She gets the phone.
You go check the doctor.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's for the music.
She brought the phone in forthe music.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Doesn't really have anything on him.
You check the anesthesiologistwho is behind the table and you
find a key.
All right, try it in that.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Find a key?
All right, try it in thatcabinet.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, I assume.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We try it in the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's a key to his Honda Civic.
No, I'm joking.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Looks like a 2015.
The cabinet is now open okay,um, we're looking for penicillin
, right, we're looking for wellantibiotics stronger than than
penicillin we need.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Uh, at the very least we need amoxicillin.
Uh, we're gonna look for what.
Would our guy even know thedifferent level?
He's a garbage man.
He's had fucking infectionsguaranteed.
He's taking fucking strong-assantibiotics.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
He has watched Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okay, so we're looking for some.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I think we need to push one of Epi.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Not Epi, not Epi.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
That solves everything.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Not Epi.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
We've seen Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
We're not looking for Epi.
He's dying.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
He's giving me hints here.
He's telling me we need one ofthat we're looking for an ivy
administered antibiotic youcontinue looking and you find
penicillin.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You have the amoxicillin.
You see something calledvancomycin.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
There you go that's the one it rings a bell, so I
shoot it up.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You immediately jab the needle in your arm and shoot
it up.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
And the entire needle .
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You don't know how much you gave yourself, but it's
got to be better than gettinginfected, I guess.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I'd rather die from that thanwhatever the fuck just got
inside me.
There's a lot of stuff insideof us three people died in an
operating room with me open.
Okay, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
next guys, we've been in this room long now
painkillers oh yeah, we needpainkillers, we need painkillers
Speaker 2 (30:34):
uh, we know about Vicodin, not Demerol.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't really want to walk with a cane, though you
are a very depressed garbage manand you are addicted to pills.
You know what?
Some fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
So we're looking for Oxycodone.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Is that what you're doing?
Do I see any Oxy?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
we're looking for Oxy , for Vicodin, for morphine.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
We might find morphine.
You find nothing else except500 milligram ibuprofen.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Okay, we're taking it .
I guess Two of them.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
You take two Dry.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Fuck my liver, stomach, fuck your stomach.
Oh yeah, ulcers.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
That shit'sach.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Fuck your stomach, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Ulcers, that shit's.
Without eating Empty stomach,dry swallow.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I will be all right.
I think it's the least of ourconcerns at the moment.
I have the shits but you know.
Okay, so okay, we need a weapon.
We heard that thing.
We need a weapon Out there.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
We have surgical tools which are extremely sharp
but very close range and we'revery weak.
Yeah, we have our IV stand.
Can?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
we create a spear of sorts.
You find a bunch of whitemedical tape.
It's not super hefty, but ifyou wrap enough around it it'll
be fine.
You take a handful of scalpelsand you wrap it around and tape
it up and now you have a sort ofskewering device.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, With wheels.
I think it's a one-time use,but it's still your IV stand.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You also have not disconnected your IV.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
so oh well, yeah, I feel like we could do that right
.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
There's nothing in it .
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I feel like we would have had to take that out to
administer the Whatchamacallit.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You got two arms.
No, iv've used bendy needles.
You don't want to have like asolid needle in your arm.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay, Probably pull that out and wrap it in gauze.
Really quick Clean gauze.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, it's all cleaned up.
What else do you do?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
All right, I guess now we have to go investigate.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
We have to face what's in the next room.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
We go through the swinging doors Revealing a dark
hospital corridor.
The emergency lights usually asteady glow are flickering
erratically, casting longdancing shadows that seem to
writhe on the walls.
There is heavy and thick, witha metallic tang you noticed
earlier, now stronger andundeniably like blood.
The corridor is a mess.
A crashed gurney lies on itsside, its wheels still spinning
(33:30):
slowly, and a few discardedsurgical masks and gloves are
scattered across the floor,along with what looks like an
overturned tray of instruments.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Okay, nothing else in the area, right.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
No enemies.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Don't know.
Well, let's look around forthem.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, you look around , I want to see you have a
hallway going forward.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
At the end of said hallway there is a dead body
leaning against the door, all ofits organs spewed about.
On top of the door it says stayout, written in blood to your
right.
You see, something doesn't lookquite human.
It's laying at the end of thehallway, it's moving, making a
sickling, sickening, gurglingnoise, and it's kind of just
(34:19):
gross sounding.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Uh, it's like wet meat slapping a counter okay, at
this point I feel likeadrenaline might be pumping
right yeah I feel like we'reless so worried about pain now
and more so like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
but I'm not gonna look for a fight with anything,
no, no.
But I mean like we could move.
You can think in that we wantto, we need to find supplies, we
need to find real clothes, realshoes.
Get out of these wet, stickysocks.
We need to get to a pharmacywhere would our stuff be?
Our stuff would most likely bein our hospital room.
(34:54):
Did we we checked in or did wego to the er?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
uh, you went into the urgent care, so we're fucked
our stuff is gone.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
You can't go back if this whole place is fucking
rotten like this.
It started in the er, so we goto gift shop or we go to
somebody else's room and raidtheir shit I I really don't want
to go to rooms because it feelslike a huge gamble of what's in
there.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Well, are there any rooms around us?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Around you is just the hallway.
There are no doors.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
on either side there's a door at the end of the
hallway in front of you.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
That's a stay out with a body in front of it.
And to your left there is along hallway with the gurgling
thing, whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
So we got, we have to face it.
I yeah, I'm kind of thinking wemight just have to try and
sneak up on it.
I would say let's take the bagand the and the tubes off of the
iv stand and make it just thestand yep as a weapon.
Yep, and then we're probablynot going to want to wheel it.
We're probably going to want tocarry it and try to get as
close as we can to that thing.
Yeah, and give it a goodstabbing in the head.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That's what we're doing All right, so you take the
blood bags off as quietly aspossible, or whatever IV bags
not blood bags Lay them on thefloor quietly.
You pick up your IV stand andyou're kind of walking towards
it, kind of scared, not sureYou're getting closer, you get
(36:26):
closer.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It looks up at you.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Milky white eyes.
It's noticed you fully.
It's starting to get up.
Stab it in the head very hard.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I'll say that you are probably about six feet away,
I'm going to rush it and stab it.
Is that what we're?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
doing yeah, we need two big steps and thrust.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Before it gets up, you run at it Two big steps.
You stab it right at centermass.
You didn't say where to stab it.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I said the head.
Oh, he said the head.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You didn't say the head.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I did.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
I said it like four times.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You said the head.
He said the head, all right,I'm not just gonna stab anywhere
you go to stab it in the headand the scalpels break off.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah, yeah, I kind of figured that would happen.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Bone saw it plan b do you have the bone saw?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
no, I mean it's in your inventory.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I think you picked it up.
You didn't do anything with it.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
All right, I think at this point I don't think we
have enough time to just pull abone saw out of our ass.
So I'm thinking flip the IV,stand around and just go full.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Blunt, blunt force trauma, yeah just smacking this
thing over and over on the head,Pound it, get it on the ground
and then pummel it in the headOkay, pause, is that what we're
doing?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, why pause you?
Can see it's somewhat dazed byyour initial attack, but it's
still coming towards you.
You flip the IV, stand aroundreal quick like, and you start
beating on it.
I play baseball.
As you're beating on it, you'rehitting it head, body.
It's moving around.
You hit it in its organs and apink mist starts emanating from
(38:27):
it.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Fuck.
Oh, I'm covering my face withthe gown as best as I can, and
I'm gonna try to.
At this point, I think weshould run.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Where To the stay out ?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
No past it, and I'm gonna try to at this point.
I think we should run where tothe stay out no past it.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Can we get past it to the stay out?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
no, to the left was the stay out to the
Speaker 3 (38:51):
right was the zombie.
We charged the zombie.
I say we just go past it now,alright, can we fight around it
and keep going?
I say we just go past it nowAll right.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Can we fight around it and keep going to get away
from it?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
If that's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
Yeah, I think it's knocked down.
Okay, you, as you're swingingand hitting this thing, you see
the mist, it's.
You know You're real close onit.
It touches your skin and startsto burn.
So you decide to get the fuckout of there.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
You run directly to the left You're running.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
It's a long hallway.
There are doors on your left,your right.
If you keep going, there's abig door at the end.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
What do you do?
I think we're better off.
Does the door seem to lead tothe outside?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Beyond the door you don't know, there's no windows
on it, fuck.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
We got to go through.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Okay, I say we get to the door and then we stop and
open it instead of just bargingthrough into whatever is there.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
We know what's behind us.
Open up that door.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
We can fight the one thing behind us.
I don't want to walk into 50 ofthem, you know.
So I say we get to that doorand can we take a half a second
just to listen?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
This thing it's coming on us Well pause.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Pause first of all.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
The.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Thing starts jorking it vigorously.
It starts jorking its jankiesit's progressing towards us.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You hear the fapping behind you.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
It's progressing towards us.
You hear the fapping behind youas it gets closer and closer.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
You haven't looked.
You're focusing on running.
I mean, we knocked this thingdown.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It didn't get up yet, we smacked it, and then we
smacked it a bunch, and then weran, we haven't looked, we don't
know.
We smacked the shit out of itbefore we ran.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
What if looked we?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
don't know, we don't.
We smacked the shit out of itbefore we ran.
What if it bruce lead and justjumped up?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I mean, you don't even know if it's dead or not.
You just you started runningonce you felt pain on your uh
right okay, we get to the door,turn back and look yeah, before
we open the door, take a quicklook.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
How close is this thing?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
uh, you're.
You're about, say, 15 feet awayfrom it, and how?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
fast.
Is it progressing towards us?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
all right, I mean, you gotta you look, you turn
around yeah you turn around andthe whole hallway behind you is
filled with that pink mist.
But oh shit, oh well, then,yeah, we go yeah, you don't hear
anything, it's just it's fullof the mist.
Yeah, we go.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Let's go through the doors.
Go through the door.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
You open the door and you are met with a waiting room
Nothing you know.
There's chairs.
To the left there's a deskwhere you like, check in or
whatever.
To the right there's an office,and forward there is a hallway
(42:04):
that seems to lead to anelevator.
Thank you all for listening.
This episode was way longerthan we intended it to be, so I
have split it up into two parts.
The next part will come outnext week, and until next time,
stay alive.
Thanks for watching.
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