July 11, 2025 • 37 mins
Barefoot, freshly self-operated on, and trapped in a hospital from hell. Our harrowing journey continues as we navigate through blood-stained hallways and encounter horrors that defy explanation.
The waiting room holds our first clue - a dead security guard with valuable equipment. We quickly discover that proper navigation requires more than just courage as we arm ourselves with a baton, handcuffs, and keys. Desperation forces us to don the guard's bloodied clothes simply to have pockets for carrying essential items.
Searching for escape routes becomes a nightmare of its own. With one stairwell collapsed and the bottom floors overrun with monstrous creatures, we're forced to explore the pediatric ward - a decision that proves horrifically misguided. The children's section harbors abominations that appear as bald, pale figures, crying out in childlike voices. When approached, these entities explode into a deadly "pink mist," creating a uniquely terrifying situation where stealth and distance become our only allies.
The consequences of our choices become brutally apparent as we make a desperate sprint through glass-covered hallways with bare feet, slamming doors behind us to contain the horrors while leaving bloody footprints in our wake. Each decision balances survival against mounting injuries, with dice rolls determining if our desperate gambles succeed or fail.
What secrets does this hospital hold? Why do these creatures exist in two distinct forms? And can anyone truly escape this medical nightmare? Listen now to see if we'll survive to find answers in the coming episodes.
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello, Hello, survivors, and welcome back to
another episode of Will youSurvive, the Podcast.
This is the part two of CodeBlack the hospital escape.
In the last episode we finallymade it out of that goddamn
operating room.
They took forever getting outof and we are finally getting
(00:49):
into it.
If you haven't heard the lastepisode, please go listen to
that.
It is a good time.
But yeah, let's get into theepisode.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And is it bloody in here?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
There is a singular dead body in the center of the
floor.
It looks like it was beat.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It doesn't look like one of those things.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It just looks like a normal body.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So the first victim, I would think.
Do you think it's worth it togo investigate?
I think we need to slowly walktowards the center of the room,
kind of just scanning aroundcautiously and maybe planning
some sort of escape routebesides the door that we came
through, I'm thinking thehallway to the elevator is the
(01:31):
last place we want I don't wantto go to the elevator, yeah okay
so I want to get outside, Iwant to leave this hospital
ruling out the elevator.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
we look, we look around and we want to see what's
going to indicate to us.
We want to get outside, sowe're trying to get our bearings
of the exterior of the building.
Are there any windows visibleto us?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
There is one window in the hall leading to the
elevator.
One window.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And can I see through it?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
There is visible daylight coming from.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It better not be fucking daylight fluorescent
lights.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Be so fucked.
We go outside at midnight.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So which direction is the window facing?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So if you're facing the hallway and the door that
you just came in through isbehind you, it's in front of you
in the hallway on door that youjust came in through is behind
you.
It's in front of you in thehallway on the right, okay so I
want to go towards the right.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
The right, yeah, I hear what you mean of the room.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, because, if the window is on the right side,
then the outside is on the rightside, and I want to get to the
outside.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's either directly in front of us or towards the
right, but I'm not going on anelevator to get to the outside.
We can.
Are we still holding our IVstand?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I wouldn't have let go of it.
Yeah, you still have.
Oh, maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, so we can desperate move, go and try to
shatter that window, but thatwill be.
I highly doubt it would shatter, but that will be a painstaking
process.
Okay, so we want to go towardsthe right of the room.
You said that was an office.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That is an office.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
yes, so we got to go look in the office and see, is
that what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, let's look in the office.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And as we're going to the office, we want to keep our
eyes scanning for another doorto an exit.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You rush in the room.
You see the elevator at the endyou see light.
You're like, oh right, is wherethe light is, so I'm going to
go right as you're scanning forother things to maybe get out
and maybe if there's a stairwellor something.
There's nothing.
You see a blood trail, not asmear, but drips, heading
(03:49):
towards an office on the right.
Oh man, you said there's bloodgoing into the office.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There are drips.
Yeah, I kind of want to scaninto the office before I fully
commit to it.
But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The office does have a window on the door.
You look in and you see a faintlight coming from the corner of
the room on the left.
You can't quite see what's inthere, but the blood trail is
clearly leading into the roomand there is a little smear of
blood on the door handle.
Is it like a phone light?
It's a white light so you can'treally tell it's in the corner,
(04:24):
probably a phone.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So I'd knock on the door.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's a good idea.
Yeah, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, you hear a shuffle from inside.
Okay, we move on.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah, I want to get out of sight so that
whatever's in there doesn't seeme.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So duck to the side so that it can't quite see us
looking out the window.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Alright, you duck to the side and you sit and wait
here.
Hello, help, oh, coming frominside the room.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Call and respond.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Are you hurt?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, Are you hurt?
Help me, are you hurt?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, Are you?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
hurt, help me.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Are you one of those things?
I'm not going to lie, itdoesn't sound good.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
We're not doing much better.
We just fucking cut our ownappendix out and cauterized the
wound.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I keep forgetting about that.
Okay, I guess let's go inside.
I mean, worst case, we could,we could just dip right.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I want to ask, I want to see if it's responsive.
Just help me.
Is all he's saying?
We're going to pull some Grey'sAnatomy shit here how many
fingers am I holding?
Up.
No, tell him, you know, I'mhurt too.
I'm looking for help as well.
Is there anything you can tellme about what happened those
things?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Looking for help as well.
Is there anything you can tellme about what happened?
Those things?
That's all you can hear Doesn'tseem too good.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, truth be told, I think we got what we can get
from this guy.
My thought, if I'm lookingaround at what's happened and I
saw that thing that we justfought, and now this guy is
sounding like this and sayingsomething about these things.
He's turning.
Yeah, I'm not sticking around.
He seems beyond my help.
I'm not a doctor, they're alldead.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Nope, we almost died.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think I'm going to move on, okay, and keep heading
to the right.
Is there another door theopposite hallway?
Well is.
Is there another door theopposite?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
hallway.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, is there like a bigger door?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So you're in an open waiting room.
There's chairs everywhere,there's that body in the middle
of the floor, not one of thethings, but it's, or it doesn't
seem like one of the things.
It's just kind of beaten up andlaying there.
And then, to the left of thedoor you entered, there is a
(06:51):
like a desk, like a, you know.
You check in there and writeall your information or whatever
well, typically, this room willbe connected to the outside
right this could be a umsecondary waiting room.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So hospitals don't typically have like a general
waiting room.
Hospitals don't typically havea general waiting room.
Emergency does.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
We went to the urgent care.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
This would be like a waiting room, for maybe this
might be like radiology.
This might be, it seems, morespecialized than just a general
room.
If it was doors to the outside,they would likely be like glass
apparent, obvious right infront of you.
So we got to go to the otherhallway, the other door and go
try our luck that direction Iguess let's do that oh wait, we
(07:33):
got to go to the desk andexplore.
We got to examine the desk, seeif we can figure anything out.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Date time, patient names, doctor names you go check
out the desk, uh, there is asign above.
It is uh, you can see by whatit says that it is the waiting
room for surgery.
That's really all you see.
You see a bunch of papers onthe desk and there's nobody
sitting at it.
You look behind it there'snobody there.
The chairs are neatly pushed in.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What do you say?
We go inspect the body in themiddle of the room, poke them
with a stick.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Sure, inspect the body in the middle of the room,
poke him with a stick.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sure, we have an IV.
Stand you go and check the bodyin the middle of the room.
It seems to be a security guardGun.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You checking?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, so you're not really scared.
You walk up to it and you'rechecking around it.
You don't see a gun, but you dosee a baton on his right hip
and some keys and some handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Take it.
Yeah, I say take all three.
All right, why not you takingall three?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You want to keep the IV stand and the baton.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Kind of Long range and short range.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Also.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I feel like we still need something to lean on.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Lean on me, the IV stand would just get in our way
at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
When you're not strong.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I say ditch it.
It's not a real weapon.
It's too heavy.
It takes both hands.
You wouldn't be able to holdthe baton and the IV stand.
You'd have to drop the baton.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm not going to lie.
I feel like I'd prefer the IVstand for the range to hold
something back.
What's the baton gonna do?
Just smack the shit out of it abaton will crack a skull this
guy died with a baton yeah, wedon't know if he had an iv stand
he might still be alive.
He didn't even try to fight.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I guess he's just laying there with the baton on
his hip okay, we ditch the ivstand.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We keep the baton, the handcuffs and keys take all
this poor security guard stuffso you're telling me, I can only
go elevator or office.
That's what you see?
Where are the signs pointing toin this hospital?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh, you know what?
That's a good point.
What if we go behind thatreceptionist's desk?
There should be a fire escapemap.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, let's find a fire escape map.
All right, you can walk backover to the desk with your newly
acquired baton and jinglingkeys and you find inside of one
of the drawers a fire exit routemap.
It has a little dot saying youare here and where you are is
the fifth floor.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's inconvenient, okay.
So I highly doubt elevatorswill still be working, yep, and
even if they are, I don't reallywant to use them.
Nope.
So stairwell, which I assumewould be by the fire, or by the
elevator.
So I guess let's take the mapand let's try to find a
stairwell.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So you take the map and you crunch it up in your
hand because you have no pockets.
Oh my God, I keep forgetting.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is there like a jacket or something anywhere
nearby that we could put on tohave just two pockets.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You know the security guard does have a jacket on.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, but I assume that's full of blood.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's lightly spattered with blood.
Oh, so he wasn't gutted.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, he was just kind of beat up.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I'd take all his clothes.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
If his clothes are fine, if they just have a little
bit of blood, fine.
Yeah, because I think we justneed, I mean, we gotta see if
the shoes will fit, but I meaneverything else.
Well, how tall is his securityguard?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
He's about 5'11" 5'10" Close enough.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Close.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Put on everything.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm going to try on his shoes, try his pants, his
shirt, jacket.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
The shoes don't fit, the pants fit, but they're a
little short.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
High water.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
All right, you have a little midriff going for the
shirt.
You try to tuck it in, but itkind of keeps coming back out.
Uh, the jacket fits pretty good.
It's a little oversized forthat guy, so yeah um, okay yeah,
checking out the body whenyou're taking the clothes off,
you notice just bruises and cutsand, uh, above his right nipple
(11:42):
, uh, two gunshot wounds.
Oh, oh, that's not where theheart is.
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
They were coming for us.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Right nipple.
If it was left nipple, it wouldbe the heart.
But it's right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, that's what.
I'm just pointing that out.
Now we have pockets that wecould put the stuff in Keys and
handcuffs in one, put the map inthe other.
Handcuffs in one, put the mapin the other and head off to the
stairs all right, you shove allthe stuff in your pockets.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And now you with your newly acquired jacket.
Uh, you walk past the window.
Uh, you are indeed on the fifthfloor.
Uh, you're walking towards theelevator.
There is a sign.
In between there's twoelevators.
In between the two elevatorsthere is another map.
You are here and such.
Above the elevator it saysfifth floor surgery.
(12:35):
To the left of the leftelevator there is a stairwell.
You can see there's light inthere, but it's kind of flickery
.
And to the right of the otherelevator, see, there's light in
there, but it's kind of flickery, and you know.
And to the right of the otherelevator there's a water
fountain.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I will say just as a matter of bitching how dare this
security guard not have aflashlight?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
For real, I would say we probably need some water.
I would imagine if we saw awater fountain, I would think it
was safe enough at least.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I would maybe let it run for a second.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, for now I'm let's push the water fountain
and see what the water lookslike.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah do it.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's a black sludge, not even spraying out just kind
of oozing okay, well, good thingwe didn't put our mouths to it.
Okay, I guess, move on.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
So we poke our head in the stairs first right.
We just kind of open it up,look through the crack in the
door to see if we can seeanything right away.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, you walk up to the stairs and you open
the door.
You're on the top floor, sothere's no stairs going up, the
only stairs going down.
You don't hear anything.
There's a couple little likewater drips what you assume is
water.
Um yeah, just a stairwellflickering lights?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I want to look down the stairwell.
Um, do I see any like rays oflight?
Does it look like any of theother doors are open, or is this
a closed stairwell?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So you look down the stairs and you see, you can see
body is below you, on the floor,directly below you, and then
it's kind of pitch black fromprobably floor two to floor one,
no light coming from anywhere,in particular, just kind of how
the stairwell is lit.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
First thing we could do is just take our baton and
bang on.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I was going to say call out yeah, that works too.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
See if we hear anything after that.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well, hang on really quick.
Do we want to do that?
Because we don't fully knowwhat's behind us?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well, we know that there's nothing in that.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I guess, but I don't know.
Do we really want to make allthat noise, or do we just want
to lightly call out towhatever's down there?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I don't think it matters.
You make noise.
Something hears you.
It makes noise.
Something close to it hears it.
It makes noise.
That's how zombies work.
They provoke each other, morethan the first sound provokes
them.
You're not going to provokejust one zombie.
That's not going to happen.
Unless there's just one zombiein the room.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You hit the metal railing Ting, ting ting.
From the very bottom floor youhear ROAR.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Alright, so we leave this stairwell and close it.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, it sounds like hundreds Multiples.
Stairwells typically open,reaching wet noises.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Before we leave, are we able to listen to see if
they're ascending the stairwell?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You kind of hear like a low rumble coming from the
bottom floor and you just hear abunch of banging Sounds like
they can't get through the door.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well, we're not going to get to that floor, but we
can maybe get to the secondfloor and jump out.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Third or second.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, so let's try to .
We're going to get.
I think we're going to startwalking down the stairs and
we're going to try to get as lowas we can before we feel we
shouldn't go any further yeahall right.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
So you walk down the first flight.
You see the body that's layingthere that you've seen before
from above.
It's uh tore apart, uh missinglimbs and organs strewn about
you.
Continue on, um.
You walk down the second flight.
It's getting darker towards thebottom that that's weird.
Where are the stairs?
(16:14):
A whole flight of stairs hascollapsed.
So you have.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'm not going to lie.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
So they're not coming up.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, and you're not going down because the stairs
are gone.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Then I guess we're on the third floor now, so I guess
we look through the window, youwere able to break a window and
aim for the bushes uh, lookthrough the window.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You were able to break a window and aim for the
bushes.
Well, let's look through thewindow of the the, the door on
the stairwell, and see what's inthe hallway.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
It's kind of dark uh, red lights not as tore apart as
the floor previously.
You see lots of like rooms.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
There's an elevator, but yeah, you don't really see
anybody, okay, I say let's gointo that, okay, because we got
to find the nearest window,which is going to be a pain in
the ass to break, because I'mpretty sure that's all tempered
glass, yep, designed not tobreak, yep.
We're going in.
All right, you go through thedoor.
(17:15):
It's got to be more than onestairwell or a fire escape.
It's got to be something,something.
Let's pull up our fire map.
Is there any fire escapes oranything?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You look around on the map and you see on the third
floor there are no fire escapes.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well then, in that case we need to find another
stairwell, right, yeah, okay, soI guess we're going to try to
go start making our way towardsthe opposite side of the
building, where I would assumeanother stairwell would be.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So you look around for a sign and you see above the
elevator pediatric, and youcontinue looking around on the
wall.
There are signs on the wallswith arrows Pediatric labor and
delivery and neonatal intensivecare unit.
Do I hear?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
a four-year-old screaming at doctors.
You do not.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Is the fire map only relevant to that stairwell from
the fifth floor.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, it kind of shows the evacuation route for
the fifth floor.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
The fifth floor.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So it's like, hey, go down the stairs out the door.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I need to find the fire escape route for this floor
.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, yeah, so we're looking for a waiting room.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, we're looking for a desk of sorts.
It should be nearby, just likethe floor upstairs nearby the
elevator.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I assume it'd be a similar layout.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay, so you continue on away from the stairwell and
elevators.
You walk forward and you lookto the left.
You see a hallway with, youknow, lots of rooms they have.
You know it's a pretty nicehospital, nice glass, you know
doors and such.
You look to your right.
You see the nurse's station.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Nurse's station.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, I'm looking for maybe a first aid kit.
You look in the nurses station.
You there's a bunch of papersand you know a bunch of binders
and such chairs.
Um, you see a first aid kithanging on the wall.
It's a small one yeah, let'sgrab it yeah you try to grab it,
but it is firmly mounted to thewall.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Lame.
I mean there's got to be a wayto take it off right.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Open it and just grab a handful of things, stuff my
pockets.
You open it all willy-nilly andyou just kind of grab shit and
throw it in your jacket pocketsas much as you can.
Yeah, it should be useful.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Did we find a fire escape map?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You continue looking, you look through drawers and
you don't really find anything.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Ilequipped.
Fuck these nurses.
That's what I'm saying,seriously.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Fucking nurses Ilequipped.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
How, on the pediatric and neonatal unit, do they not
have a fire escape plan?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh, babies are fire immune Jeez.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Worst hospital ever.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
In this world, babies are immune to fire.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
so but thankfully thankfully it's a nice hospital.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
so I guess we go to the other side of the building
because we're still looking fora stairwell.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I would assume there would be one on the opposite
side, so you continue forwardpast the nurse's station and try
to find a fire escape orsomething Fire whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Another stairwell.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You continue on.
As you're walking to the roomon your left, you hear crying.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Who's crying?
Yeah, what kind of crying.
They sound kind of young.
Oh Jesus, if my IV is empty,the IV bag, how long is that?
Not that long, not that long.
Three hours maybe, okay, okay,hmm, okay, you said young like
(21:14):
young girl, young boy.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You can't really tell .
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I ain't trusting it, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Fuck, Fuck them kids.
It's a.
You said it's a room.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, can I?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
peer into it Like through glass.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You can the door has.
It's like a sliding glass door.
There's a curtain covering mostof it.
You could probably take a peekthrough.
Is that what you're going to dothat?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
This feels like A setup.
This feels like this kid is not.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Not a kid.
Okay, okay, let's check.
Yeah, we have to.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You look in the room, you can kind of get a peek in
there.
There's a little bit of light,there's an emergency light on
the bottom of the wall and youcan see blood and a bald thing
in the corner.
Bald, did you just?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
kill me off.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What could be a cancer kid, it's kind of bald.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You can't really tell I did not.
Pale skinned.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
You monster, alright, but who's crying?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Probably the kid I thought he said dead.
You can't really see lots ofstuff in there.
You just got a little cornerpeek in and you can kind of see
there's a.
Just got a little corner peekin and you can kind of see
there's a lot of blood littlething in the corner bald crying.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Does that little thing look?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
kid-sized.
That is a very kid-sized thing.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Okay With the doors closed, or did we open it?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The door is still closed.
You're peeking in.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
We tap on it with a baton in.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
We tap on it with a baton.
Yeah, is this real or is?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
this.
Is that what you're doing?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
We need to know is this real or is this a setup?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You tap on the door with the baton, the glass.
It turns around and startsviolently screaming.
Yeah, running towards you,towards the glass, banging on
the glass, and then it explodesinto the pink mist.
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, yeah, that was a good call.
Tapping on the glass.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Okay, nothing to do with it as that happens.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You hear a lot more crying oh shit, nope, we gotta
move.
There's hundreds, hundreds ofthem.
It seems like shit.
Nope, we got to move Hundreds,hundreds of them, it seems like,
from all over.
You can't really tell whereit's coming from, it's just
everywhere.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Crying.
Yeah, we just got to find astaircase Loud crying Very
swiftly.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
We keep going, move quickly, find the staircase.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Swiftly and quietly.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Hopefully it exists.
If not, we're breaking a windowand jumping, or just jumping
down the stairwell headfirst.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You start moving to the other side.
You're walking down.
The place you're walking down,there are doors that are open.
You're hearing the thingsinside of those doors.
Do you continue on?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Do we continue?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
on or close them.
Oh, I don't think we couldclose all the doors before they
run out.
I think we just have to outruntheir children.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Shit, but we don't want them to explode in that
pink mist.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, but how many doors are there?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I don't know how many doors are there.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You look around and you see five rooms that are open
.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
We're never going to get to all five to close them in
time.
I think we can outrun childrenand once we get to the stairwell
we can close the door.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We don't know that there is a stairwell.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
There's got to be another stairwell.
There's no way there's only onestairwell in a hospital.
This is a shitty hospital.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
This is a shitty hospital.
It doesn't even have a fireescape plan.
You're right In the children'scenter.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
We're gambling.
What are you doing?
You're running, you're fuckingfighting.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I mean we can't fight them.
They're going to explode intothat pink mist and kill us.
Run, yeah, we just got to runas fast as we can.
We got to try to find astairwell.
Can we really outrun kids?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh shit I keep forgetting we're missing an
appendix.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, we're not going to close all five doors.
We're going to try to be asquiet as we can be without them
noticing us, and get the fuckout of there.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Are you running?
You're being quiet.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Well, we're.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
We're hauling it, but quietly.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, we're going as fast as we can go.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Hey Eric, you got that D20 still.
Oh shit, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You said no die.
You said no die.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I did, but I think this is a special occasion.
Me saw who, me saw who.
Okay, eric, go ahead and rollthat 19.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Let's go.
That's a 19.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The AC was 20.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
You suck.
What's our modifier Bitch?
You don't get a modifier.
We have to roll a nat 20,you're a modifier, we have a.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
We have a fucking handicap.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Did we die, we actually get two rolls, I'm
joking.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
So with that 19 you get past those five rooms and on
the wall you see stairs andthere's a big arrow pointing to
the left.
Fuck, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Go to the stairs, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Alright, you head towards the left.
There's still more rooms aroundyou are there children chasing
us?
There are no children chasingyou, but they are still crying.
It's kind of deafening.
Um, on your uh right there'sjust a blank wall.
On your left, there are many,many doors, all of them open,
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and there's glass everywhere.
It seems that something went onat this end of the building.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
We got no shoes on.
Oh yeah, Take them from themkids.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't want to get near one of those little things.
Okay, where's the staircase?
It's past the glass.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It is directly in front of you, like, let's say,
35 feet.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
We got to try, we got to get to that stairwell.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Nothing on your right just a wall.
Let's try to do that video gamething where we kind of like try
to peek into the room, get anidea of where that thing is and
try to pass when it's notlooking.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yep World War Z-esque .
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Roll the dice, roll the nine.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
oh yeah, oh well, I mean that one shouldn't count,
because I rolled it on the bed,because you were being a bitch
about it, yeah because you're, Irolled a 10 on the ground.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, so you go.
You try to peek in the room, beall slick and sly about it.
As you're doing that you arecutting up your feet and it
seems like they can smell it.
It turns around, it startsviolently screaming at you,
(28:32):
running towards okay, close thedoor.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
you shut the door, it explodes okay, and I'm fucking
adrenaline pumping, forgettingthe pain of the feet.
I'm just gonna start closingall the doors as fast as I can
running down.
Is that what we're doing?
I think we made way too muchnoise.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Alright, you're running.
You're fuck it.
Your feet are getting so cut upYou're slamming these doors.
You're just hearing screams andcries and explosions and that
one doesn't have a door.
You are now 20 feet away fromthe thing, from the stairwell.
We gotta book it.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
We still booking it oh god, glass in the feet.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
As you're running, one of those things is behind
you.
You keep going, you're running,you're running.
There's the fucking stairwell.
You gotta open the door.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's blocked you fucker alright, well, what's the
best?
You got to open the door.
It's blocked.
You fucker.
All right, well, what's thebest?
I mean throw the baton at thehead.
I was going to say throw thebaton, but then what?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
We can't fight it up close because it's going to
explode.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, I guess we're going to try to initiate the
explosion by throwing the batonat the head from a distance.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
That's tough.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
You're definitely at the wrong place.
That's tough, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I don't like what the DC, because I know what I would
make the DC for some shit likethis.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, I mean, you can hit them no problem, oh, 17.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
That was so close to a three though, oh man.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You throw the baton and that's the end of the
episode.
Oh, it is late.
It is very late.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Okay, we'll have to come back for part two.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Part two yeah, I guess there's definitely going
to be a part two.
Part two yeah, I guess there'sgonna definitely.
There's definitely gonna be apart two.
Uh, you guys passed up on a lotof things I'm not well.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We tried to.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You're like everything you were like if only
we had a flashlight okay, okay,where did you let me uh?
Where did you see light in thevicinity of that security guard?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
but it was in the corner of the office where the
person was and I don't want togo in there.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
That's where his flashlight was Also the gun.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Oh well, yeah, I wasn't going to go in there with
that guy, though you cancompletely yeah yeah, we passed
up a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Let me tell you something, dm, if we're trying
to do this for a five-hoursession, I'm with you.
I think you got all of theright makings of this to make us
go through painstakingly butmaybe lead us in the direction
you want us to go.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I was trying, but you guys were in that fucking room,
the operating room, for so long.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
There's always that tricky you started us off with
an open fucking surgical wound.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That was a rough start to put us in.
You could have been a littlefriendly and been like.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Clearly they were about to start operating and
they haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
You're in a coma in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
That's fucking walking dead, or you could have
been like, or you could havebeen like clearly they just
sewed you up.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, right, when everything went down having us
do surgery on ourselves.
First of all, nobody survives.
That you're done.
Yeah, absolutely.
The second there's dead bodiesin an or and you're open, nah.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You're done.
Yeah, blood, yeah, you'reabsolutely done.
Blood spatter in the room thatyou have an open.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
If this is a zombie infection, we're so infected.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Cook, although we couldn't have been.
It couldn't have been a zombieinfection, because they were all
still Like, they were stilldead.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
That's true, yeah, yeah, couldn't have been simple
transmission, we would havedefinitely had to this was
military dude, I introducedy'all to the main version of the
zombie and the kid version.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I don't have a problem with it the kid version
sucks, but I don't have aproblem with any of it.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Well, we're going to have to see it in the next
episode.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
My thinking on why, it is the way it is is because,
so the main ones right, theybarf up their organs and they
kind of just hang there in frontof them.
That's why you hear thegurgling noise and the kids,
because they're so small there'snot a lot of space in there, so
(33:09):
it kind of just expandsexplodes yeah, so that was my
thought.
Um, yeah, so yeah, alex, wouldyou like to give them any of the
socials so they know where tofind us and download our content
and love us forever?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yes, our socials.
You can find us on TikTok,instagram, facebook, youtube, at
Will you Survive the Podcast.
You can find us on Twitter bysearching at Alex and Eric WIS
and actually we did change thename, did we?
It is at the boys WIS.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Let's go.
Hey, TJ, you're officially partof us.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
At the boys WIS.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Who the fuck goes on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's X X dude Formerly Twitter.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
X, formerly Twitter.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Sorry about that Bunch of sensitive little
fuckers and porn, but also sendus your emails, talk to us, tell
us what you like, tell us whatyou don't like.
Give us your criticisms,critiques and your compliments.
(34:26):
We love compliments.
We will shout you out when yousend your emails.
Just write those and send themto the boys at.
Will you survive the podcastcomthat's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at.
Will you survive the podcastcom?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
all right, yeah, um.
So I wanted him to do thatbecause I didn't want him saying
all of our socials all sad andshit, eric, you won.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Let's go.
This is rigged.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's so so rigged.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Was this a fucking handshake deal because I had to
go get the tripod?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
We weren't recording.
Yeah, we weren't recording.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You lost naturally Get fucked.
Yeah, no, you just suck, dude.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I did not how.
How did I fucking lose thiswhen your ass is so fucking
Obsessed with shutting a doorthat doesn't shut?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I just think Eric Did the most like Okay, what's the
final score?
He made the most choices.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I rolled all the dice rolls uh, two, three all three
he did.
What's the final score?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
yeah, give me the final score 14 to 12 josh well,
hang on, wait a minute josh whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I'm seeking an appeal here.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know about that, hangon.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
You can give three game points and that puts me
over.
Yeah, you fucking know, I'mbegging for points.
I truly.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I think you should save those for me next time.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
He doesn't run out.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I don't know about that either.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
This isn't a saving thing.
He doesn't run out.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Thank you all for listening to the Least Wrath
Podcast.
My name is.
Tj.
That's Alex, that's Eric.
Josh, Alex is a dirty filthyloser Eric doesn't get a
winner's speech because I'mending the episode right now and
until next time, stay alive.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Josh.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
If you have to get your appendix removed, just do
it yourself.
It's really easy.
You just cauterize it, cut itfor legal reasons, don't do that
for legal reasons.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Do that, don't do that, don't do that.
Thank you.
Hello, Hello, survivors, and welcome back to
another episode of Will youSurvive, the Podcast.
This is the part two of CodeBlack the hospital escape.
In the last episode we finallymade it out of that goddamn
operating room.
They took forever getting outof and we are finally getting
(00:49):
into it.
If you haven't heard the lastepisode, please go listen to
that.
It is a good time.
But yeah, let's get into theepisode.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And is it bloody in here?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
There is a singular dead body in the center of the
floor.
It looks like it was beat.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It doesn't look like one of those things.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It just looks like a normal body.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So the first victim, I would think.
Do you think it's worth it togo investigate?
I think we need to slowly walktowards the center of the room,
kind of just scanning aroundcautiously and maybe planning
some sort of escape routebesides the door that we came
through, I'm thinking thehallway to the elevator is the
(01:31):
last place we want I don't wantto go to the elevator, yeah okay
so I want to get outside, Iwant to leave this hospital
ruling out the elevator.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
we look, we look around and we want to see what's
going to indicate to us.
We want to get outside, sowe're trying to get our bearings
of the exterior of the building.
Are there any windows visibleto us?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
There is one window in the hall leading to the
elevator.
One window.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And can I see through it?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
There is visible daylight coming from.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It better not be fucking daylight fluorescent
lights.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Be so fucked.
We go outside at midnight.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So which direction is the window facing?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So if you're facing the hallway and the door that
you just came in through isbehind you, it's in front of you
in the hallway on door that youjust came in through is behind
you.
It's in front of you in thehallway on the right, okay so I
want to go towards the right.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
The right, yeah, I hear what you mean of the room.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, because, if the window is on the right side,
then the outside is on the rightside, and I want to get to the
outside.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's either directly in front of us or towards the
right, but I'm not going on anelevator to get to the outside.
We can.
Are we still holding our IVstand?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I wouldn't have let go of it.
Yeah, you still have.
Oh, maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, so we can desperate move, go and try to
shatter that window, but thatwill be.
I highly doubt it would shatter, but that will be a painstaking
process.
Okay, so we want to go towardsthe right of the room.
You said that was an office.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That is an office.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
yes, so we got to go look in the office and see, is
that what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, let's look in the office.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And as we're going to the office, we want to keep our
eyes scanning for another doorto an exit.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You rush in the room.
You see the elevator at the endyou see light.
You're like, oh right, is wherethe light is, so I'm going to
go right as you're scanning forother things to maybe get out
and maybe if there's a stairwellor something.
There's nothing.
You see a blood trail, not asmear, but drips, heading
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towards an office on the right.
Oh man, you said there's bloodgoing into the office.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There are drips.
Yeah, I kind of want to scaninto the office before I fully
commit to it.
But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The office does have a window on the door.
You look in and you see a faintlight coming from the corner of
the room on the left.
You can't quite see what's inthere, but the blood trail is
clearly leading into the roomand there is a little smear of
blood on the door handle.
Is it like a phone light?
It's a white light so you can'treally tell it's in the corner,
(04:24):
probably a phone.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So I'd knock on the door.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's a good idea.
Yeah, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, you hear a shuffle from inside.
Okay, we move on.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah, I want to get out of sight so that
whatever's in there doesn't seeme.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So duck to the side so that it can't quite see us
looking out the window.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Alright, you duck to the side and you sit and wait
here.
Hello, help, oh, coming frominside the room.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Call and respond.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Are you hurt?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, Are you hurt?
Help me, are you hurt?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, Are you?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
hurt, help me.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Are you one of those things?
I'm not going to lie, itdoesn't sound good.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
We're not doing much better.
We just fucking cut our ownappendix out and cauterized the
wound.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I keep forgetting about that.
Okay, I guess let's go inside.
I mean, worst case, we could,we could just dip right.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I want to ask, I want to see if it's responsive.
Just help me.
Is all he's saying?
We're going to pull some Grey'sAnatomy shit here how many
fingers am I holding?
Up.
No, tell him, you know, I'mhurt too.
I'm looking for help as well.
Is there anything you can tellme about what happened those
things?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Looking for help as well.
Is there anything you can tellme about what happened?
Those things?
That's all you can hear Doesn'tseem too good.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, truth be told, I think we got what we can get
from this guy.
My thought, if I'm lookingaround at what's happened and I
saw that thing that we justfought, and now this guy is
sounding like this and sayingsomething about these things.
He's turning.
Yeah, I'm not sticking around.
He seems beyond my help.
I'm not a doctor, they're alldead.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Nope, we almost died.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think I'm going to move on, okay, and keep heading
to the right.
Is there another door theopposite hallway?
Well is.
Is there another door theopposite?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
hallway.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, is there like a bigger door?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So you're in an open waiting room.
There's chairs everywhere,there's that body in the middle
of the floor, not one of thethings, but it's, or it doesn't
seem like one of the things.
It's just kind of beaten up andlaying there.
And then, to the left of thedoor you entered, there is a
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like a desk, like a, you know.
You check in there and writeall your information or whatever
well, typically, this room willbe connected to the outside
right this could be a umsecondary waiting room.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So hospitals don't typically have like a general
waiting room.
Hospitals don't typically havea general waiting room.
Emergency does.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
We went to the urgent care.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
This would be like a waiting room, for maybe this
might be like radiology.
This might be, it seems, morespecialized than just a general
room.
If it was doors to the outside,they would likely be like glass
apparent, obvious right infront of you.
So we got to go to the otherhallway, the other door and go
try our luck that direction Iguess let's do that oh wait, we
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got to go to the desk andexplore.
We got to examine the desk, seeif we can figure anything out.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Date time, patient names, doctor names you go check
out the desk, uh, there is asign above.
It is uh, you can see by whatit says that it is the waiting
room for surgery.
That's really all you see.
You see a bunch of papers onthe desk and there's nobody
sitting at it.
You look behind it there'snobody there.
The chairs are neatly pushed in.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What do you say?
We go inspect the body in themiddle of the room, poke them
with a stick.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Sure, inspect the body in the middle of the room,
poke him with a stick.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sure, we have an IV.
Stand you go and check the bodyin the middle of the room.
It seems to be a security guardGun.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You checking?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, so you're not really scared.
You walk up to it and you'rechecking around it.
You don't see a gun, but you dosee a baton on his right hip
and some keys and some handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Take it.
Yeah, I say take all three.
All right, why not you takingall three?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You want to keep the IV stand and the baton.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Kind of Long range and short range.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Also.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I feel like we still need something to lean on.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Lean on me, the IV stand would just get in our way
at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
When you're not strong.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I say ditch it.
It's not a real weapon.
It's too heavy.
It takes both hands.
You wouldn't be able to holdthe baton and the IV stand.
You'd have to drop the baton.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm not going to lie.
I feel like I'd prefer the IVstand for the range to hold
something back.
What's the baton gonna do?
Just smack the shit out of it abaton will crack a skull this
guy died with a baton yeah, wedon't know if he had an iv stand
he might still be alive.
He didn't even try to fight.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I guess he's just laying there with the baton on
his hip okay, we ditch the ivstand.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We keep the baton, the handcuffs and keys take all
this poor security guard stuffso you're telling me, I can only
go elevator or office.
That's what you see?
Where are the signs pointing toin this hospital?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh, you know what?
That's a good point.
What if we go behind thatreceptionist's desk?
There should be a fire escapemap.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, let's find a fire escape map.
All right, you can walk backover to the desk with your newly
acquired baton and jinglingkeys and you find inside of one
of the drawers a fire exit routemap.
It has a little dot saying youare here and where you are is
the fifth floor.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's inconvenient, okay.
So I highly doubt elevatorswill still be working, yep, and
even if they are, I don't reallywant to use them.
Nope.
So stairwell, which I assumewould be by the fire, or by the
elevator.
So I guess let's take the mapand let's try to find a
stairwell.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So you take the map and you crunch it up in your
hand because you have no pockets.
Oh my God, I keep forgetting.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is there like a jacket or something anywhere
nearby that we could put on tohave just two pockets.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You know the security guard does have a jacket on.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, but I assume that's full of blood.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's lightly spattered with blood.
Oh, so he wasn't gutted.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, he was just kind of beat up.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I'd take all his clothes.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
If his clothes are fine, if they just have a little
bit of blood, fine.
Yeah, because I think we justneed, I mean, we gotta see if
the shoes will fit, but I meaneverything else.
Well, how tall is his securityguard?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
He's about 5'11" 5'10" Close enough.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Close.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Put on everything.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm going to try on his shoes, try his pants, his
shirt, jacket.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
The shoes don't fit, the pants fit, but they're a
little short.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
High water.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
All right, you have a little midriff going for the
shirt.
You try to tuck it in, but itkind of keeps coming back out.
Uh, the jacket fits pretty good.
It's a little oversized forthat guy, so yeah um, okay yeah,
checking out the body whenyou're taking the clothes off,
you notice just bruises and cutsand, uh, above his right nipple
(11:42):
, uh, two gunshot wounds.
Oh, oh, that's not where theheart is.
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
They were coming for us.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Right nipple.
If it was left nipple, it wouldbe the heart.
But it's right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, that's what.
I'm just pointing that out.
Now we have pockets that wecould put the stuff in Keys and
handcuffs in one, put the map inthe other.
Handcuffs in one, put the mapin the other and head off to the
stairs all right, you shove allthe stuff in your pockets.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And now you with your newly acquired jacket.
Uh, you walk past the window.
Uh, you are indeed on the fifthfloor.
Uh, you're walking towards theelevator.
There is a sign.
In between there's twoelevators.
In between the two elevatorsthere is another map.
You are here and such.
Above the elevator it saysfifth floor surgery.
(12:35):
To the left of the leftelevator there is a stairwell.
You can see there's light inthere, but it's kind of flickery
.
And to the right of the otherelevator, see, there's light in
there, but it's kind of flickery, and you know.
And to the right of the otherelevator there's a water
fountain.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I will say just as a matter of bitching how dare this
security guard not have aflashlight?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
For real, I would say we probably need some water.
I would imagine if we saw awater fountain, I would think it
was safe enough at least.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I would maybe let it run for a second.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, for now I'm let's push the water fountain
and see what the water lookslike.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah do it.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's a black sludge, not even spraying out just kind
of oozing okay, well, good thingwe didn't put our mouths to it.
Okay, I guess, move on.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
So we poke our head in the stairs first right.
We just kind of open it up,look through the crack in the
door to see if we can seeanything right away.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, you walk up to the stairs and you open
the door.
You're on the top floor, sothere's no stairs going up, the
only stairs going down.
You don't hear anything.
There's a couple little likewater drips what you assume is
water.
Um yeah, just a stairwellflickering lights?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I want to look down the stairwell.
Um, do I see any like rays oflight?
Does it look like any of theother doors are open, or is this
a closed stairwell?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So you look down the stairs and you see, you can see
body is below you, on the floor,directly below you, and then
it's kind of pitch black fromprobably floor two to floor one,
no light coming from anywhere,in particular, just kind of how
the stairwell is lit.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
First thing we could do is just take our baton and
bang on.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I was going to say call out yeah, that works too.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
See if we hear anything after that.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well, hang on really quick.
Do we want to do that?
Because we don't fully knowwhat's behind us?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well, we know that there's nothing in that.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I guess, but I don't know.
Do we really want to make allthat noise, or do we just want
to lightly call out towhatever's down there?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I don't think it matters.
You make noise.
Something hears you.
It makes noise.
Something close to it hears it.
It makes noise.
That's how zombies work.
They provoke each other, morethan the first sound provokes
them.
You're not going to provokejust one zombie.
That's not going to happen.
Unless there's just one zombiein the room.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You hit the metal railing Ting, ting ting.
From the very bottom floor youhear ROAR.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Alright, so we leave this stairwell and close it.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, it sounds like hundreds Multiples.
Stairwells typically open,reaching wet noises.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Before we leave, are we able to listen to see if
they're ascending the stairwell?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You kind of hear like a low rumble coming from the
bottom floor and you just hear abunch of banging Sounds like
they can't get through the door.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well, we're not going to get to that floor, but we
can maybe get to the secondfloor and jump out.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Third or second.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, so let's try to .
We're going to get.
I think we're going to startwalking down the stairs and
we're going to try to get as lowas we can before we feel we
shouldn't go any further yeahall right.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
So you walk down the first flight.
You see the body that's layingthere that you've seen before
from above.
It's uh tore apart, uh missinglimbs and organs strewn about
you.
Continue on, um.
You walk down the second flight.
It's getting darker towards thebottom that that's weird.
Where are the stairs?
(16:14):
A whole flight of stairs hascollapsed.
So you have.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'm not going to lie.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
So they're not coming up.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, and you're not going down because the stairs
are gone.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Then I guess we're on the third floor now, so I guess
we look through the window, youwere able to break a window and
aim for the bushes uh, lookthrough the window.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You were able to break a window and aim for the
bushes.
Well, let's look through thewindow of the the, the door on
the stairwell, and see what's inthe hallway.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
It's kind of dark uh, red lights not as tore apart as
the floor previously.
You see lots of like rooms.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
There's an elevator, but yeah, you don't really see
anybody, okay, I say let's gointo that, okay, because we got
to find the nearest window,which is going to be a pain in
the ass to break, because I'mpretty sure that's all tempered
glass, yep, designed not tobreak, yep.
We're going in.
All right, you go through thedoor.
(17:15):
It's got to be more than onestairwell or a fire escape.
It's got to be something,something.
Let's pull up our fire map.
Is there any fire escapes oranything?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You look around on the map and you see on the third
floor there are no fire escapes.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well then, in that case we need to find another
stairwell, right, yeah, okay, soI guess we're going to try to
go start making our way towardsthe opposite side of the
building, where I would assumeanother stairwell would be.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So you look around for a sign and you see above the
elevator pediatric, and youcontinue looking around on the
wall.
There are signs on the wallswith arrows Pediatric labor and
delivery and neonatal intensivecare unit.
Do I hear?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
a four-year-old screaming at doctors.
You do not.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Is the fire map only relevant to that stairwell from
the fifth floor.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, it kind of shows the evacuation route for
the fifth floor.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
The fifth floor.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So it's like, hey, go down the stairs out the door.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I need to find the fire escape route for this floor
.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, yeah, so we're looking for a waiting room.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, we're looking for a desk of sorts.
It should be nearby, just likethe floor upstairs nearby the
elevator.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I assume it'd be a similar layout.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay, so you continue on away from the stairwell and
elevators.
You walk forward and you lookto the left.
You see a hallway with, youknow, lots of rooms they have.
You know it's a pretty nicehospital, nice glass, you know
doors and such.
You look to your right.
You see the nurse's station.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Nurse's station.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, I'm looking for maybe a first aid kit.
You look in the nurses station.
You there's a bunch of papersand you know a bunch of binders
and such chairs.
Um, you see a first aid kithanging on the wall.
It's a small one yeah, let'sgrab it yeah you try to grab it,
but it is firmly mounted to thewall.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Lame.
I mean there's got to be a wayto take it off right.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Open it and just grab a handful of things, stuff my
pockets.
You open it all willy-nilly andyou just kind of grab shit and
throw it in your jacket pocketsas much as you can.
Yeah, it should be useful.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Did we find a fire escape map?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You continue looking, you look through drawers and
you don't really find anything.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Ilequipped.
Fuck these nurses.
That's what I'm saying,seriously.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Fucking nurses Ilequipped.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
How, on the pediatric and neonatal unit, do they not
have a fire escape plan?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh, babies are fire immune Jeez.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Worst hospital ever.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
In this world, babies are immune to fire.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
so but thankfully thankfully it's a nice hospital.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
so I guess we go to the other side of the building
because we're still looking fora stairwell.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I would assume there would be one on the opposite
side, so you continue forwardpast the nurse's station and try
to find a fire escape orsomething Fire whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Another stairwell.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You continue on.
As you're walking to the roomon your left, you hear crying.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Who's crying?
Yeah, what kind of crying.
They sound kind of young.
Oh Jesus, if my IV is empty,the IV bag, how long is that?
Not that long, not that long.
Three hours maybe, okay, okay,hmm, okay, you said young like
(21:14):
young girl, young boy.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You can't really tell .
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I ain't trusting it, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Fuck, Fuck them kids.
It's a.
You said it's a room.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, can I?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
peer into it Like through glass.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You can the door has.
It's like a sliding glass door.
There's a curtain covering mostof it.
You could probably take a peekthrough.
Is that what you're going to dothat?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
This feels like A setup.
This feels like this kid is not.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Not a kid.
Okay, okay, let's check.
Yeah, we have to.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You look in the room, you can kind of get a peek in
there.
There's a little bit of light,there's an emergency light on
the bottom of the wall and youcan see blood and a bald thing
in the corner.
Bald, did you just?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
kill me off.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What could be a cancer kid, it's kind of bald.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You can't really tell I did not.
Pale skinned.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
You monster, alright, but who's crying?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Probably the kid I thought he said dead.
You can't really see lots ofstuff in there.
You just got a little cornerpeek in and you can kind of see
there's a.
Just got a little corner peekin and you can kind of see
there's a lot of blood littlething in the corner bald crying.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Does that little thing look?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
kid-sized.
That is a very kid-sized thing.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Okay With the doors closed, or did we open it?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The door is still closed.
You're peeking in.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
We tap on it with a baton in.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
We tap on it with a baton.
Yeah, is this real or is?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
this.
Is that what you're doing?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
We need to know is this real or is this a setup?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You tap on the door with the baton, the glass.
It turns around and startsviolently screaming.
Yeah, running towards you,towards the glass, banging on
the glass, and then it explodesinto the pink mist.
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, yeah, that was a good call.
Tapping on the glass.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Okay, nothing to do with it as that happens.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You hear a lot more crying oh shit, nope, we gotta
move.
There's hundreds, hundreds ofthem.
It seems like shit.
Nope, we got to move Hundreds,hundreds of them, it seems like,
from all over.
You can't really tell whereit's coming from, it's just
everywhere.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Crying.
Yeah, we just got to find astaircase Loud crying Very
swiftly.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
We keep going, move quickly, find the staircase.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Swiftly and quietly.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Hopefully it exists.
If not, we're breaking a windowand jumping, or just jumping
down the stairwell headfirst.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You start moving to the other side.
You're walking down.
The place you're walking down,there are doors that are open.
You're hearing the thingsinside of those doors.
Do you continue on?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Do we continue?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
on or close them.
Oh, I don't think we couldclose all the doors before they
run out.
I think we just have to outruntheir children.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Shit, but we don't want them to explode in that
pink mist.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, but how many doors are there?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I don't know how many doors are there.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You look around and you see five rooms that are open
.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
We're never going to get to all five to close them in
time.
I think we can outrun childrenand once we get to the stairwell
we can close the door.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We don't know that there is a stairwell.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
There's got to be another stairwell.
There's no way there's only onestairwell in a hospital.
This is a shitty hospital.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
This is a shitty hospital.
It doesn't even have a fireescape plan.
You're right In the children'scenter.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
We're gambling.
What are you doing?
You're running, you're fuckingfighting.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I mean we can't fight them.
They're going to explode intothat pink mist and kill us.
Run, yeah, we just got to runas fast as we can.
We got to try to find astairwell.
Can we really outrun kids?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh shit I keep forgetting we're missing an
appendix.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, we're not going to close all five doors.
We're going to try to be asquiet as we can be without them
noticing us, and get the fuckout of there.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Are you running?
You're being quiet.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Well, we're.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
We're hauling it, but quietly.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, we're going as fast as we can go.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Hey Eric, you got that D20 still.
Oh shit, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You said no die.
You said no die.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I did, but I think this is a special occasion.
Me saw who, me saw who.
Okay, eric, go ahead and rollthat 19.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Let's go.
That's a 19.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The AC was 20.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
You suck.
What's our modifier Bitch?
You don't get a modifier.
We have to roll a nat 20,you're a modifier, we have a.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
We have a fucking handicap.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Did we die, we actually get two rolls, I'm
joking.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
So with that 19 you get past those five rooms and on
the wall you see stairs andthere's a big arrow pointing to
the left.
Fuck, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Go to the stairs, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Alright, you head towards the left.
There's still more rooms aroundyou are there children chasing
us?
There are no children chasingyou, but they are still crying.
It's kind of deafening.
Um, on your uh right there'sjust a blank wall.
On your left, there are many,many doors, all of them open,
(26:53):
and there's glass everywhere.
It seems that something went onat this end of the building.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
We got no shoes on.
Oh yeah, Take them from themkids.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't want to get near one of those little things.
Okay, where's the staircase?
It's past the glass.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It is directly in front of you, like, let's say,
35 feet.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
We got to try, we got to get to that stairwell.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Nothing on your right just a wall.
Let's try to do that video gamething where we kind of like try
to peek into the room, get anidea of where that thing is and
try to pass when it's notlooking.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yep World War Z-esque .
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Roll the dice, roll the nine.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
oh yeah, oh well, I mean that one shouldn't count,
because I rolled it on the bed,because you were being a bitch
about it, yeah because you're, Irolled a 10 on the ground.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, so you go.
You try to peek in the room, beall slick and sly about it.
As you're doing that you arecutting up your feet and it
seems like they can smell it.
It turns around, it startsviolently screaming at you,
(28:32):
running towards okay, close thedoor.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
you shut the door, it explodes okay, and I'm fucking
adrenaline pumping, forgettingthe pain of the feet.
I'm just gonna start closingall the doors as fast as I can
running down.
Is that what we're doing?
I think we made way too muchnoise.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Alright, you're running.
You're fuck it.
Your feet are getting so cut upYou're slamming these doors.
You're just hearing screams andcries and explosions and that
one doesn't have a door.
You are now 20 feet away fromthe thing, from the stairwell.
We gotta book it.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
We still booking it oh god, glass in the feet.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
As you're running, one of those things is behind
you.
You keep going, you're running,you're running.
There's the fucking stairwell.
You gotta open the door.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's blocked you fucker alright, well, what's the
best?
You got to open the door.
It's blocked.
You fucker.
All right, well, what's thebest?
I mean throw the baton at thehead.
I was going to say throw thebaton, but then what?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
We can't fight it up close because it's going to
explode.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, I guess we're going to try to initiate the
explosion by throwing the batonat the head from a distance.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
That's tough.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
You're definitely at the wrong place.
That's tough, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I don't like what the DC, because I know what I would
make the DC for some shit likethis.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, I mean, you can hit them no problem, oh, 17.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
That was so close to a three though, oh man.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You throw the baton and that's the end of the
episode.
Oh, it is late.
It is very late.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Okay, we'll have to come back for part two.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Part two yeah, I guess there's definitely going
to be a part two.
Part two yeah, I guess there'sgonna definitely.
There's definitely gonna be apart two.
Uh, you guys passed up on a lotof things I'm not well.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We tried to.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You're like everything you were like if only
we had a flashlight okay, okay,where did you let me uh?
Where did you see light in thevicinity of that security guard?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
but it was in the corner of the office where the
person was and I don't want togo in there.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
That's where his flashlight was Also the gun.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Oh well, yeah, I wasn't going to go in there with
that guy, though you cancompletely yeah yeah, we passed
up a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Let me tell you something, dm, if we're trying
to do this for a five-hoursession, I'm with you.
I think you got all of theright makings of this to make us
go through painstakingly butmaybe lead us in the direction
you want us to go.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I was trying, but you guys were in that fucking room,
the operating room, for so long.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
There's always that tricky you started us off with
an open fucking surgical wound.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That was a rough start to put us in.
You could have been a littlefriendly and been like.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Clearly they were about to start operating and
they haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
You're in a coma in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
That's fucking walking dead, or you could have
been like, or you could havebeen like clearly they just
sewed you up.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, right, when everything went down having us
do surgery on ourselves.
First of all, nobody survives.
That you're done.
Yeah, absolutely.
The second there's dead bodiesin an or and you're open, nah.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You're done.
Yeah, blood, yeah, you'reabsolutely done.
Blood spatter in the room thatyou have an open.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
If this is a zombie infection, we're so infected.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Cook, although we couldn't have been.
It couldn't have been a zombieinfection, because they were all
still Like, they were stilldead.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
That's true, yeah, yeah, couldn't have been simple
transmission, we would havedefinitely had to this was
military dude, I introducedy'all to the main version of the
zombie and the kid version.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I don't have a problem with it the kid version
sucks, but I don't have aproblem with any of it.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Well, we're going to have to see it in the next
episode.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
My thinking on why, it is the way it is is because,
so the main ones right, theybarf up their organs and they
kind of just hang there in frontof them.
That's why you hear thegurgling noise and the kids,
because they're so small there'snot a lot of space in there, so
(33:09):
it kind of just expandsexplodes yeah, so that was my
thought.
Um, yeah, so yeah, alex, wouldyou like to give them any of the
socials so they know where tofind us and download our content
and love us forever?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yes, our socials.
You can find us on TikTok,instagram, facebook, youtube, at
Will you Survive the Podcast.
You can find us on Twitter bysearching at Alex and Eric WIS
and actually we did change thename, did we?
It is at the boys WIS.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Let's go.
Hey, TJ, you're officially partof us.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
At the boys WIS.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Who the fuck goes on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's X X dude Formerly Twitter.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
X, formerly Twitter.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Sorry about that Bunch of sensitive little
fuckers and porn, but also sendus your emails, talk to us, tell
us what you like, tell us whatyou don't like.
Give us your criticisms,critiques and your compliments.
(34:26):
We love compliments.
We will shout you out when yousend your emails.
Just write those and send themto the boys at.
Will you survive the podcastcomthat's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at.
Will you survive the podcastcom?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
all right, yeah, um.
So I wanted him to do thatbecause I didn't want him saying
all of our socials all sad andshit, eric, you won.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Let's go.
This is rigged.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's so so rigged.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Was this a fucking handshake deal because I had to
go get the tripod?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
We weren't recording.
Yeah, we weren't recording.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You lost naturally Get fucked.
Yeah, no, you just suck, dude.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I did not how.
How did I fucking lose thiswhen your ass is so fucking
Obsessed with shutting a doorthat doesn't shut?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I just think Eric Did the most like Okay, what's the
final score?
He made the most choices.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I rolled all the dice rolls uh, two, three all three
he did.
What's the final score?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
yeah, give me the final score 14 to 12 josh well,
hang on, wait a minute josh whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I'm seeking an appeal here.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know about that, hangon.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
You can give three game points and that puts me
over.
Yeah, you fucking know, I'mbegging for points.
I truly.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I think you should save those for me next time.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
He doesn't run out.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I don't know about that either.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
This isn't a saving thing.
He doesn't run out.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Thank you all for listening to the Least Wrath
Podcast.
My name is.
Tj.
That's Alex, that's Eric.
Josh, Alex is a dirty filthyloser Eric doesn't get a
winner's speech because I'mending the episode right now and
until next time, stay alive.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Josh.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
If you have to get your appendix removed, just do
it yourself.
It's really easy.
You just cauterize it, cut itfor legal reasons, don't do that
for legal reasons.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Do that, don't do that, don't do that.
Thank you.
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