September 5, 2025 • 40 mins
What happens when survival experts face off in a high-stakes trivia battle? Pure chaos and surprising revelations about what they do—and don't—know about survival.
In this special game show episode, hosts Erik, TJ, and Alex compete in "Geopardy," a survival-themed trivia challenge spanning six categories: self-defense, camping, survival, first aid, navigation, and trivia about their own podcast. The competitive tension builds as they buzz in to tackle questions ranging from basic survival techniques to obscure wilderness knowledge.
Despite Erik feeling under the weather on his birthday, the competition heats up with plenty of good-natured trash talk. TJ demonstrates quick reflexes on the buzzer while Erik employs a more strategic approach, avoiding questions he's unsure about. Their contrasting styles lead to heated debates over technicalities, like whether a "solar still" is the same as "distillation" (it's not, according to Alex).
The game reveals fascinating survival facts throughout: tilting your head forward during nosebleeds prevents choking, the edible inner bark of pine trees provides emergency calories, and when facing multiple attackers, creating distance and escaping should always be your primary goal. Navigation questions highlight the practical "watch method" for finding direction with an analog timepiece and the reliability of Polaris for locating north.
By the final question—identifying Dawn of the Dead as humanity's greatest defense in a zombie apocalypse where the undead are allergic to irony—Erik narrowly claims victory despite TJ answering more questions correctly. The episode perfectly balances educational content with the hosts' competitive spirit and humor that fans have come to love.
Ready to test your own survival knowledge? Listen now, then follow us on social media and share which questions you would have aced!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Last time on.
Will you Survive?
Gepardy Part 1.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
He gets to fucking buzz in and then think about his
answer.
That's not how, gepardy works.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I mean, there's a timer at the top.
I don't know what to tell you.
That's just a game.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
dude this item often overlooked in first aid kits can
be used to make cordage orsplints.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I don't even know, I'm just gonna sit here laughing
.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
These six categories are self-defense, camping,
survival.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, first aid.
They seem a little morespecific, but also broad
Navigation.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh, and will you survive the podcast?
Will you survive the?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
podcast Will you survive the podcast Will?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
you survive the podcast, will you?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
survive the podcast?
Will you survive the podcast?
Will you survive the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I jump out at you when you do that and our leader
in this game is eric, so I'mgoing to have you go first all
right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
None of these are good for me.
Oh man, let's go.
Will you survive the podcastfor 800?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
In their Bird Box episode, the host suggests this
mental condition might improvesurvival odds.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
TJ.
What is schizophrenia?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I got it, I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh, no, no, no, fuck, I got it.
I got it.
I got it, eric.
What is insanity.
Can I buzz in again?
Can I buzz in?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
again, I can't.
I don't know how to do that.
It's fine, just get this.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Write down a point for me, if I get it right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, please, you both got it, but it's Fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was going to say that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Bipolar disorder.
It would have to be in orderfor it to be.
What do you call?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
it.
I really don't remember any ofthese conversations.
I looked over at the chat, dang.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Fucking.
Josh said what is being blind?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I thought that too, but I was like wait, mental,
mental.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Dang, but that is true.
All right, tj, you've takenover.
Go ahead and select yourcategory.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's all of our blind listeners.
It's all in your head, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You just got to fucking lock in and see, bro,
you're slacking, let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Let's go camping for 2000,.
Alex.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Camping 2000.
Camping 2000 in cold weathercamping.
This passive system can bebuilt using rocks, a trench and
reflective surfaces to retainand radiate heat overnight
without a fire.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Tj I don't even care if you take a while on this one.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't know I legit want to die.
I don't know what this is.
Why'd you buzz in?
I ain't got shit.
What is this Rocket?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
heater.
It is thermal heat reflectortrench.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What side of TikTok are you on?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Dude, welcome back to trench.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We've talked about most of these things.
We've never talked about that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yes, we have.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Because do you know who's done it?
Luke from the Outdoor Boys.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, that does not mean we've talked about it on
this podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You might have talked about it on a live.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We have not talked about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We've talked about Luke from the Outdoor Boys.
I will stand on my ten toes onthis one.
We've talked about Luke.
We've talked about Luke.
We did a whole episode of theBird Box that you don't remember
and you're going to sit hereand argue with me about what
we've talked about.
The.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Bird Box episode.
I remember being specificallytired.
We were all specifically tiredthat episode.
It was a bad episode.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But I still remember it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
We all know.
Now, just because it was onLuke from the Outdoor Boys does
not mean that we talked about iton this podcast.
What we talked about was whenhe built his little.
Uh, he dug into the snow andbuilt like his little like igloo
apartment thing in like underlike like seven feet of snow.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
We talked about that.
We talked about that.
We talked about when he buriedthe coals in the sand and laid
on top of I'm not going to godown this hill.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I actually don't know top of the sand.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm not going to die on this hill.
I actually don't know.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, it's your turn now.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
First, aid for 1,200.
First aid for 1,200.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
During a nosebleed, tilt your head in this direction
to prevent choking, eric, ohOkay, I feel like this is going
to be wrong, but this is likewhat you're always told what is
back?
No, yeah, it's's forward, isn'tit?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
tj what is forward, and that is correct.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
If you tilt your head back it goes to your throat it
goes into your throat, yeah Iknow, and I knew that as I was
saying it, but I was like butthat's what people always tilt
their head back for some likethat's what you're always told
to do, that you do want it tofall out you do want it to fall
out, because the clot will comeout and it will uh it bleeding.
All right, tj, it is now yourturn.
So let's go.
(05:10):
Survival for 2000,.
Alex Survival 2000.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
This edible part of a pine tree can provide calories
in a survival situation.
Tj.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What is the sap?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's what I was going to say, that is not what
we're looking for, eric.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What is the bark?
No, what I was going to say,that is not what we're looking
for, eric.
What is the bark?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
No, can I get a bonus point?
It's underneath the bark.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's the inner bark, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Really I say the bark , no, but there's an inner bark.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
No, it's the inner bark.
It's completely different.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You look at a pine tree and you see the bark.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
That not what's edible.
You have to get under that funfact, guys anything's edible if
you chew it hard enough.
If you take pine needles oractually not pine needles, if
you take spruce needles youchuck them inside of a bottle
with some sugar, seal thatbottle, let it sit for a couple
days.
You now have some soda and it'snice and refreshing there
should be some water in theretoo, right yeah, water in there
yeah, yeah, water but uh, youtake that inner bark and you can
(06:05):
boil it, you can fry it, youcan grill it, open, heat it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know, open heat, fire, roast it, that's the word
I was looking for.
And it's not terrible,especially when you're starving.
It'll be delectable.
All right, that must be Eric'sturn.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Self-defense for 800.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Self-defense for 800.
I'm a pro at this.
This strike targets avulnerable area and is often
taught in beginner self-defenseclasses.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Eric, a nut shot.
What?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
is a nut shot.
Nah, he already said nut shot.
He didn't say what is.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, it's not a nut shot, okay, but I feel like that
is a correct answer.
It could be TJ.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What is a liver shot?
Okay, but I feel like that is acorrect answer.
It could be TJ.
What is a liver shot.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I have another answer .
That's what I was going to say.
No, no, it's the palm heelstrike.
Oh, that Okay, I think a nutstrike is way more effective.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's groin strike.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, that's way more effective.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All right, so Eric.
Wait effective it, yeah, allright.
So, uh, eric, wait, that's tj,tj, let's go.
Survival for 1600, alex.
Survival for 1600.
This method uses heat andcondensation to purify water
eric, what is a solar?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
still come on.
No, oh my god, tj.
I swear God, if it's, if it'soh shit, fuck.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Alex, I was, you know .
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was going to say distillation, I know you were
it's distillation.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's literally the same thing that you said last
time.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Eric, you are, you are.
So how, how, how, why would youdo that?
I felt bad for you.
Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You could have got that.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
All of these things are very educational and
everybody needs to know it, youare no different than my school
using double negatives.
Which one of these is not true?
A dog doesn't do this.
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's bullshit.
That is not what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's repeating the same question is not no using
double negatives distractible,taught us that this is
inappropriate.
This is wrong, notinappropriate when you're trying
to teach.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
This is bad.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Repetition is a valid teaching that is a word
difference, that is a a that isa language mix up, I agree.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Repetition.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He could have got that 100%.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
He could have got that TJ Because it was method.
It's your go.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Eric, if you would have just said distillation or
still.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That is so stupid.
It's what it does.
That's what a solar still does.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It does do distillation, but the method is
not solar still.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
How else do you do it ?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The full thing is not solar.
Still, how else do you do it?
The full thing is a solardistiller.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's like saying pasteurization is the same thing
as cooking.
They're not the same thing.
How else do you do it?
How else, yeah, you get to thepoint of pasteurization, but
there are many ways.
How else do you do it?
There are many ways topasteurize something.
All right, tj, pick yourcategory.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That one was survival right.
Let's go survival for $1,200.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
This shelter type uses branches and a tarp or a
poncho.
Tj.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What is a lean-to?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That is correct, I would not have gotten that.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I only know that from grounded and.
Tj continue on Survival for800,.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Alex Survival for 800 .
This item can be used to purifywater by killing bacteria and
viruses.
Eric.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Come on, eric, think Item, item.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Think it's an item.
You can purchase this.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, you could purchase what I was going to say
too, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't want to change your mind, but this item
can be used to purify water bykilling bacteria and viruses.
What a purifying tablet.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yes, there you go.
I was going to say fire, I wasgoing to say what is fire.
And then you're like you couldbuy this and I'm like, well, you
can buy fire.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
My first thought was the sun, and then I was like, oh
, the sun.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, Eric, you have taken back control.
Pick your category.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You're not the lead, let's go.
Navigation for 800.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Pardon, my time.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This natural indicator often grows on the
north side of trees.
What, tj?
What is moss?
Alex, that is correct.
I didn't know that.
Often Not always Often that'sinteresting and, tj, you have
regained control.
Please pick your category.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Let's go navigation for 2000,.
Alex.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Navigation for 2000.
This route follows the shortestdistance between two points on
a globe.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
TJ.
Okay, so there's like longitudeand latitude, right, which
one's which you're?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
you're not.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
What is?
What is, what is latitude?
No, it's not what you know.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
There's like I know there's like a specific name for
for like this equation, like tofind the shortest route, but I
couldn't tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, so it is called a great circle route.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's how planes decide.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
That's exactly right, and ships yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Because they were taking into account the
curvature of the Earth.
Maybe you should have.
I literally said I don't knowwhat it's called.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You've taken control Smarty pants.
What is your?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
category Happy birthday.
Thanks, first aid for 1600,because I feel like First aid
for 1600.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I could have got the 1200.
This condition occurs when thebody loses heat faster than it
can produce it.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Eric, what is hypothermia?
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
The reverse of that is hyperthermia.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Please continue.
That is correct.
The reverse of that is hyperEric, you maintain control
Please continue.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That is true.
Let's go first aid for 2,000.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
This is the correct chest compression to breath
ratio in adult CPR Eric.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, oh well.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
This is the correct chest compression to breath
ratio.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Fuck, I'm CPR certified In adult CPR.
What is 60 to 2?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
That is incorrect, TJ .
Would you like to try?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I am not.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
CPR certified.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Technically, crpr is better than CPR, and CRPR
doesn't involve any breathsBecause studies showed that it's
better to keep the bloodpumping rather than fill the
lungs during CPR.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
So it's better to not take the time.
What is 30 to 2?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You timed out before you got the answer in.
No, I said it before it poppedup, but you didn't even give me
any time to hit the button, soyou ran out of time.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's fine.
We have a little latency.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But okay, um, let me see whose turn was that.
That was eric, uh tj, it isyour control let's go.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Will you survive the podcast for 2000, alex?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
will you survive the podcast?
In their zombie tier list, thehosts introduced this lowest
ranking category.
Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Zombie tier list.
I don't think I was in thisepisode.
What is Five seconds?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What is bad?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'll take a crack at it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That is incorrect.
What?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
is dog water.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That is correct.
Oh, I knew it, that's such a mething.
That's such a me thing.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's such a me thing to do, and so, Eric, you
have regained control.
Let's do.
Will you survive the podcastfor $1,600?
In.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Gepardy, the hosts introduced this category that
includes literally anything.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Eric, what is anything and everything that is
correct.
Thanks, tj.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Eric, you have maintained control.
Please continue.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, you know what I'm feeling confident let's do.
Will you Survive for 1,200.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Will you Survive?
The podcast for 1,200.
In their Maggie episodes, thehosts debate whether this
character should euthanize hisinfected daughter, tj.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Am I have to get like that actual character name?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Character or actor.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh man, you have to get that actual character, name,
character or actor oh, man.
Well, I know the actor ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
What is?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Arnold.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Schwarzenegger.
He didn't say who Lucky, luckyMe saw who.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You can't say it after.
I already clarified.
I didn't say it, eric, he don'tsay who.
It's too late.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I already got it Me saw who that poor guy, he was
fucking losing his shit whokilled they Me saw who and who
killed somebody and now oh, andwho was with somebody and now
somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
And now me saw who.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We saw who and somebody with that guy and now
that guy is dead.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Let's go camping.
We saw who and somebody withthat guy.
And now that guy is dead.
Let's go camping for 1600.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Camping for 1600.
That was like a direct quote.
This emergency shelter issmaller than a tent and often
used by solo hikers.
Tj, is this the same?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
thing.
What is a hammock?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Eric, what is a hammock?
That is incorrect.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Eric, what is a lean-to?
No?
A bivvy.
What is a bivvy sack?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That's a British thing.
If I've ever seen it British, Ithought you said British don't
exist.
Exactly.
What is that Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Touche or, as I like to say, douche.
All right, alright, eric you'veregained control.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Will you survive the podcast for 400?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Will you survive for 400?
This trio hosts Will youSurvive the Podcast, blending
survival trivia with chaoticdebates.
Eric.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Who are Alex, tj and Eric?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know how you got that.
That is incredible.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It is the three hosts of the most popular survival
podcast because he said alex tjand eric okay also, can we talk
about how he spelled my namewrong?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I did not, it was with a, c?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I did not.
How Are you kidding me?
I don't even know how thatwould be possible.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Maybe because your name is spelled stupid Eric.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I fucking copy and pasted it, eric.
I don't know, does this guyfucking spell it with a C?
You do what?
Because the AI does it.
He doesn't correct the AI.
I got it from Buzzsprout.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
That's so funny, so Buzzsprout spells my name wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So, TJ.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What the hell man Buzzsprout's been spelling my
name wrong this whole time.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You're supposed to go through the entire fucking
descriptions and shit To fuckingknow, at least our names.
Your name is spelled stupid.
It's just how it is.
That's why I went with TJ.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
My name is spelled stupid.
I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
That's why I went with TJ.
That shit's never going tospell my real name right.
My name is spelled the correctway.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Correct for a little bitch.
Just for that, I think I shouldgive Eric another chance.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
No, I feel like I should get that, because he got
it wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I got that one right I think he got it right it wrong
.
I got that one right.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I think you know he got it right.
I literally go what are wedebating here?
I don't know I I let him get inmy head go, you got it wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You got it wrong first aid for 800 host first,
aid for 800 to stop majorbleeding.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Apply this directly to the wound, it is not a
product.
Guys, eric, simplify what isgauze damn nope, I was trying to
help you out there, brother TJ.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I think I know okay, I know what it's called, but I
can't remember not a product,it's like the shit that clots it
right, it's not a product don'thelp him.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
What is a tourniquet you've?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
got no shit that clots it right.
It's not a product.
Don't help him.
What is a tourniquet?
No, that's what I was going tosay.
I was going to say it'spressure.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Direct pressure.
Okay, that's what I thought ofwhen I said a gauze.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay, now, tj, it's your turn.
Let's go self-defense for 2,000.
Self-defense 2,000.
Going big when facing multipleattackers this is your primary
objective, tj.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
When facing multiple attackers.
This is your primary objective.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well, I think there's one of two.
What is?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
survive.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Come on, that's a solid one.
What is win?
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yes, but no Eric.
What is divide your attackers?
Yes, but no Eric.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
What is divide your attackers?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Separate them.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No.
Run away was going to be myother one.
Give me an answer.
He said what is he said it?
Yeah, I already said it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, so it is Run away .
It is create distance andescape.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, I thought about it, you don't fight multiple
attackers.
Yeah, I thought about it, youdon't fight multiple attackers.
This ain't no movie, yeah, butif you can't, you can't like.
I assume you couldn't run away.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Create space and escape.
That's your primary objective,all right.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What if I'm Jackie Chan from the Crowded Kid?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well then, beat them all up.
Why do you have multipleattackers?
What are you doing wrong?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Even he had multiple attackers, he just beat them all
up.
Okay, eric, you can pick, let'sgo.
Self-defense 1600.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Self-defense 1600.
This technique helps you escapean attacker's grip by targeting
sensitive areas.
Tj Fuck.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You should have let me go first.
I would have got the dumbanswer out of the way.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You guys are both going to be pissed when you see
how easy the answer actually is.
What is?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
the fucking palm shit .
That's my purse.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't know you eric , what is a nut shot?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
okay, no neither one of those pressure point
manipulation do you have a dick?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
that's a pressure point.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's pretty sensitive down there okay, but there are
more than just one pressurepoint I don't know of any other
one that's more sensitive thanthat.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
There are allegedly some these self-defense I was
looking to you for informationit didn't pop up pick your
category.
You two are unruly let's gocamping for 1200 alex camping
for 1200.
This principle encouragesminimizing environmental impact
while camping tj um, it's likeuh, leave with what is leave
(20:05):
with more than you came with.
Like you pick up trash and shit.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You know, I don't, I don't know like the right
wording, but that, that's, it'sclose.
But you didn't encompass enoughof the, enough of the principle
.
You got nothing I have no ideaand what is the leave no trace
principle?
I said leave.
Okay, leave no trace exactly.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
So you leave with more than you came.
No, no trace.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's no no, you want to.
You want to leave with.
Uh, you want to leave any itemsthat you find, that you find
interesting inspecting all ofthat.
You don't pick them up and takethem with you, you don't move
things yeah, but I'm talkingabout like trash and shit.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I'm not talking about go grab a fucking squirrel and
go home this guy's, like I said,what is?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I said what is?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Okay, eric, self-defense for 1,200.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Self-defense 1,200.
This self-defense tool is legalin most states and can
incapacitate an attacker with aspray TJ 93 milliseconds.
What?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You have gotten slow in your old age.
What is pepper spray, Alex?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That is correct.
That's so dumb.
What is mace?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
TJ, your turn.
Please pick a category.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Let's go navigation for 1600, Alex.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Navigation for 1600.
This method uses a watch andthe sun to find south in the
northern hemisphere.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Buzzers active eric, what is a sundial?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't know no, I can't, I can't, it's also method
what is with you?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
and methods I like methods tj um, I'm gonna sit
here let my brain cook for asecond.
What is the shadow top method?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
No, what is the watch method?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
These are stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's actually very, very helpful, very important.
If you have an analog watchlike I'm wearing the kind with
hands it doesn't work withdigital watch.
What you do is you take thehour hand.
It has to be accurately set, atleast to the hour.
We want to be as close toaccurate as possible.
You take the hour hand, youpoint it to the sun.
We want to be as close toaccurate as possible.
You take the hour hand, youpoint it to the sun.
You hold it level.
(22:05):
You point the hour hand towardsthe sun.
You draw an imaginary linethrough 12 o'clock.
Wherever the sun is, you drawan imaginary line through 12
o'clock.
Halfway in between is south.
It's fascinating, the watchmethod.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Look it up.
If you just know whichhemisphere you're in and you
know where the sun rises, youcan pretty easily figure out.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
That's what I do.
I just think of the Red HotChili Peppers song the sun may
rise in the east.
At least it settles on a finallocation.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, pick your category.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, navigation for 1200.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Navigation for 1200.
This celestial body can helpyou find north in the northern
hemisphere.
Buzzers active tj bruh.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What is the north star?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
aka polaris that is incorrect.
I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, I was about to fucking crash out.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You don't understand.
I had that on my geppardy board.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I was about to crash out.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I even gave.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Polaris and I was about to.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I hope other people found that just as funny as I
did I loved it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
If that was wrong, I was going to be like I don't
fucking know, a Ryan's belt.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
A Ryan's belt buckle, the one right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, the fucking middle.
I don't know, tj, you got thatcorrect.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You may pick your next category.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Let's go camping for 800.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Camping 800.
This item should never bestored in your tent due to risk
of attracting wildlife.
Buzzer's active TJ.
What is food that is correct,TJ Bruh.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Please continue picking, let's go.
Survival for 400, alex.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Survival for 400.
According to the rule ofthreesrees, you can survive this
many days without water eric.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Uh, what is 21 day?
No what is he?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
no, nope, he said what is.
He said what is?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I gave it to him man because I got three weeks for a
second.
He, he, yeah, he said what is.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I thought it was a trick question.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It was, but it wasn't .
Because it says according tothe rule of threes, you could
survive this many days withoutwater.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, because then I was like, oh, three weeks Well,
oh, is he trying to trick me upLike 21 days.
But then, as I was saying, Iwas like wait a minute, you
can't last that long withoutwater.
Okay, go ahead and pick what isnot as what is.
What is self-defense for 400?
It's the end of the day, 400,self-defense.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
This basic principle of self-defense involves staying
alert to your surroundings.
Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
What is looking both ways before you cross?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
the street?
No, I like that though.
Okay, eric, what is stayingvigilant?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I can accept that it is what is situational awareness
.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
You're getting way lax with these.
Okay, I'm just saying Are youkidding me?
Started out, so hold on hold on.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You had vigilance.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You had situational awareness.
Stay vigilant is a way I wouldsay if I wanted to tell you to
keep your situational awarenessup.
We all are out, it's like rollor out on patrol, and I'm sorry
about that.
We're all out on patrol andwe're we're gonna split up to to
cover a ground.
I'm gonna look to you and saystay vigilant.
(25:50):
I'm not gonna say, staysituationally aware, let's just
say situational awareness.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
This was on act situational awareness, the show.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Oh so what's the show with it's?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
animated with the talking dog and the fucking
mystery.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
If it was an ass, I don't know it was.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
If it was the actual show, this is how it would go
the one was like what is?
Vigilance um hold on, let me myproducers say we can accept
that answer.
So eric you, uh got the pointsgo ahead and pick your next
category and thank you producers.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Let's go with camping for 400.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Camping for 400.
This popular camping treatcombines chocolate, marshmallows
and graham crackers.
Tj my keyboard's broken.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I'm doing this on my phone.
It's a touch screen.
I can only tap a certain speed.
What is a s'more, Alex?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
How can you have s'more of something you haven't
had any of?
I get that reference, but thatis correct.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Ha ha ha, knee slapper.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
That was a good joke, Eric, and I don't appreciate
your tone with our host.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I don't appreciate your tone with our host.
I don't appreciate your tonewith your host either.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
He is getting so many easy answers and so many, and
then he complains.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Look at the fucking scoreboard.
You insolent child.
You give me a fucking easy oneand he's just getting all the
easy ones.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He's bitching when he's winning TJ.
I'm sorry, yeah, no, you got itright pick your next category.
First date for 400 Alex thisacronym stands for the emergency
technique combining chestcompressions and rescue breaths
TJ this is how I feel when, Iplay this damn game against.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Eric 50.5 milliseconds.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Are we kidding, he usually has like.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
What is CPR?
What is CPR?
What is CPR it?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
is correct.
Y'all don't even know aboutCRPR and TJ.
Navigation for 400 is your pick.
This tool uses Earth's magneticfield to help you find
direction.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
What is a compass, Alex?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That is correct, and that concludes round two.
I think we've gone way over, sothere's no need for a final.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
There's definitely a need for it.
I can cut this so well.
We can do two parts we can dotwo parts.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
All right, let's do final Jeopardy.
What Final wager round thecategory is.
I'm just going to say thisright now to both of you you are
going to fucking hate me forthis category name and I'm going
going to say this right now toboth of you you are going to
fucking hate me for thiscategory name and I'm going to
love it.
The more pissed off thiscategory makes you, the happier
(28:52):
I will be.
I'm not going to be pissed off.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm going to love it survive the tangent oh, I'm
going to hate this one that isour category.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Eric wager, all of it , you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, I was, I, yeah, you guys, we literally have
nothing to wager.
I love it For a score update.
Tj is at negative 12,400, andI'm at negative 10,800.
Tj, you got to submit.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, the clue.
In a hypothetical apocalypsewhere zombies are allergic to
irony, this film, often debatedfor its tone, pacing and logic,
would be considered humanity'sgreatest defense.
And if you want me to read itagain, I will In a hypothetical
(29:43):
apocalypse where zombies areallergic to irony, this film,
often debated for its tone,pacing and logic, would be
considered humanity's greatestdefense.
Tj's answer the cured.
He wagered 1000 and he isincorrect.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I'm not correct either.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Eric.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Sean of the Dead.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
He wagered 1,000.
And he was incorrect.
What is Dawn of the Dead?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Dawn of the Dead being probably one of the most
ironic films.
Not just for my what's going tosound like a completely
narcissistic reason because I'mmaking it all about me, but Dawn
of the Dead is very it's aparadox Number one, I think fast
.
Zombies are ordinarily verydumb.
(30:41):
It's very poorly played, but Ilove the way that Dawn of the
Dead 2004 utilized them.
But it is filled with irony.
The fact that George A Romerowrote that film and portrayed
the mall and the zombies as a Idon't want to say an ode to
consumerism, but I hope you'llunderstand me when I do say that
(31:04):
it.
In the 2004 writing of it, theyhad no intention of keeping that
(31:29):
theme going.
It was basically you took theconsumerism and turned it into a
fortress with everything weneed you, everything
light-hearted about it, wherethey were playing games and
having sex and uh going up onthe roof and playing celebrity
(31:50):
sniper with the uh gun shopowner across the way and
everything was was I'm gonna.
I'm gonna butcher this.
Everything was ironicallyunironic.
They didn't mean to do it.
There was no intent with theirwriting of it and it made it the
(32:10):
most ironic film ever.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't know if I would describe it that way, but
I won, so I don't care, it is.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Eric, with a grand total of $11,800 in the negative
, is the winner.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Okay, but did he win that episode though.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
He barely beat out TJ .
Speaker 2 (32:39):
That is a good question.
Actually, that doesn'tnecessarily mean I won the
episode.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Which was $13,400 I definitely got more right than
him.
It's just that Shit wasdifferent amounts of money.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I do take into consideration that TJ did get
More answers correct.
He wagered a lot more.
He went for all the big ticketitems.
So did I.
He went for almost every one ofthem.
We both went for all the big,big ticket items.
So did I.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He went for almost every one of them we both went
for all the high ticket itemsbefore we went for the lower
ones.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
You you like halfway through, gave up on the
thousands and I came back strongwith the two thousands you did
I just didn't.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
We both, we both avoided the 1000 for that one
fucking topic yeah, you both did.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
but then beyond that, Eric has been a grumpy Gus.
I take into account that he's alittle sicky-poo, but it is his
birthday and I'm a littleashamed that he hasn't rallied
and gone hard and just said fuckit, I'm gonna try till I die.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I am sick and I am here, aren't I?
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm not a fan of how this is going.
You've been a grumpy Gus Beentalking smack on my game boards.
Put a lot of work into this,jerk.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
My feelings are hurt.
You did more rounds than Ifucking did.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
And I went searching through all of our transcripts,
looking up shit, making surethat I was getting it right.
But I do want to tell you guyssomething that I found very cool
about this.
Do you know that AI, ai,co-host, ai, uh, duck ai and uh,
what's the other one?
What's the other one?
Chat, gpt, all know who willyou survive?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
the podcast is that's cool, it's very cool.
Yeah, that's neato I was like I.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I did several searches.
Um co-host ai got severalthings wrong, but um duck, ai
and Grok were almost dead onaccurate.
I was able to double checkeverything.
All three of them got one thingwrong.
On the question that I wasasking about the Bird Box
episode, it said that we debatedthat OCD was a valid immunity
(34:42):
against the monsters.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, we were talking about it.
We did talk about it.
We talked about OCD was a validimmunity against the monsters.
We did talk about OCD, wetalked about OCD.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
but all it did was open up the conversation.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, that was what we used it, for I would have got
that fucking question right ifI thought about it more.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
So I was like wait a minute.
So when I saw that, I was likeno, that's not right.
I went back and I looked at it.
It I searched the transcriptand I found what we talked about
, how we talked about.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I was like look at this fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I was like oh yeah, we did talk about fucking
bipolar more however, forreasons that I have listed, and
because it's his birthday, I amgiving the victory to co-host
Eric.
If you switched it to TJ, thatwould have been very funny.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I am giving the victory to co-host Eric.
If you switched it to TJ, thatwould have been very funny.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Because it's his birthday.
I'm giving his gift to TJ.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
There you go Winner speech.
Well, my winner speech.
This is official, right, youcan't take it back.
Can't take it back, and it'snot even close, so there's no
point in TJ giving three points.
Well, my winner speech.
This is official, right, youcan't take it back.
Can't take it back, okay, wellwith that being said and it's
not even close.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
so there's no point in TJ giving three points.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was going to say, the only reason that I have a
higher score than TJ is becauseI didn't answer the questions
that I didn't know, and I'mpretty sure TJ just took a stab
at every single one of them.
So every time he got them wronghe would lose points and I
would just not answer a lot ofthem, and so I avoided losing
(36:08):
the points, which was kind of astrategic thing.
But also, yeah, it's true, yeah, so that's why I didn't want to
say anything earlier, because Ididn't want to influence your
decision.
Gotcha, gotcha.
But yeah, good job, tj.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I mean, yeah, I did way better than you Loser speech
.
I mean I did better than Eric.
He is a little sniffly crybabybecause he's sick on his
birthday.
He was bitching the entire time.
Oh, TJ's winning.
I wasn't even winning theentire time.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I didn't say you were winning, you were literally
bitching at me.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
The whole fucking episode.
You're being a little negative,nancy, and it's your birthday
and you shouldn't be allnegative like that.
It's gonna make you age likeyour father well, I'm sick, so I
can already see the hairlinereceding that's literally not
true.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
We don't have the same hair at all.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's so sad You're going to be.
Look, we're going to have twobald hosts.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
He literally has no hair.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
We're going to have two bald hosts and it's going to
be so sad.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Look, and I'm going to be sitting here with my
luscious locks.
I'm bald on purpose.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Genetics ain't on purpose, buddy, yeah, and I'm
single on purpose, buddy, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
and I'm saying anyways, I should thank you all
for listening this episode youcan check us out before you go,
you can check us out on fuckingevery streaming platform, where
facebook, instagram, tiktokgoogle plus myspace probably um
tj.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Do you have a freaking ghost in your, in your
place?
No, why.
Why have your lights beenflickering and it looks like
there was something movingbehind you.
Is that your cat?
What the hell am I seeing?
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I think it's just the the because, my screen is
flashing.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I'm in the dark when I move too suddenly.
You can check us out on allstreaming platforms.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You can check us out on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
You can even ask Alexa hey,play, Will you Survive the
Podcast?
And she will, because she knowswho we are.
You can ask about us on chat,GPT and shit too.
Apparently Isn't that great.
Yeah, if you want to email usand give us recommendations for
things for us to watch, or justthank us for how great we are.
(38:24):
You can send an email totheboys at
willyousarthepodcastcom and ifyou like gaming, you can check
out our TikTok WYS Gaming.
Eric hasn't posted in a minute,but that's okay because I get
it.
He's very busy and he'slearning how to train dogs and
shit.
If you need your dog trained,ask Eric.
(38:47):
He can probably do it.
Maybe, and if you give me $1,000, I'll get your name tattooed on
me, just not the face.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
All right, there's all the important things.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
All right.
Thank you all once again forlistening.
This is Will you Survive?
The Podcast.
We come out with new episodesevery Friday at 7am.
Make sure you follow, subscribe, do all of those good things.
It helps us to keep makingbeautiful, wonderful content for
you.
I thank my co-host for playingthis game with me and for all of
(39:19):
you for listening.
We hope to hear from you.
Last time on.
Will you Survive?
Gepardy Part 1.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
He gets to fucking buzz in and then think about his
answer.
That's not how, gepardy works.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I mean, there's a timer at the top.
I don't know what to tell you.
That's just a game.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
dude this item often overlooked in first aid kits can
be used to make cordage orsplints.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I don't even know, I'm just gonna sit here laughing
.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
These six categories are self-defense, camping,
survival.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, first aid.
They seem a little morespecific, but also broad
Navigation.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh, and will you survive the podcast?
Will you survive the?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
podcast Will you survive the podcast Will?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
you survive the podcast, will you?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
survive the podcast?
Will you survive the podcast?
Will you survive the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I jump out at you when you do that and our leader
in this game is eric, so I'mgoing to have you go first all
right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
None of these are good for me.
Oh man, let's go.
Will you survive the podcastfor 800?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
In their Bird Box episode, the host suggests this
mental condition might improvesurvival odds.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
TJ.
What is schizophrenia?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I got it, I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh, no, no, no, fuck, I got it.
I got it.
I got it, eric.
What is insanity.
Can I buzz in again?
Can I buzz in?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
again, I can't.
I don't know how to do that.
It's fine, just get this.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Write down a point for me, if I get it right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, please, you both got it, but it's Fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was going to say that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Bipolar disorder.
It would have to be in orderfor it to be.
What do you call?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
it.
I really don't remember any ofthese conversations.
I looked over at the chat, dang.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Fucking.
Josh said what is being blind?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I thought that too, but I was like wait, mental,
mental.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Dang, but that is true.
All right, tj, you've takenover.
Go ahead and select yourcategory.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's all of our blind listeners.
It's all in your head, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You just got to fucking lock in and see, bro,
you're slacking, let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Let's go camping for 2000,.
Alex.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Camping 2000.
Camping 2000 in cold weathercamping.
This passive system can bebuilt using rocks, a trench and
reflective surfaces to retainand radiate heat overnight
without a fire.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Tj I don't even care if you take a while on this one.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't know I legit want to die.
I don't know what this is.
Why'd you buzz in?
I ain't got shit.
What is this Rocket?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
heater.
It is thermal heat reflectortrench.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What side of TikTok are you on?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Dude, welcome back to trench.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We've talked about most of these things.
We've never talked about that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yes, we have.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Because do you know who's done it?
Luke from the Outdoor Boys.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, that does not mean we've talked about it on
this podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You might have talked about it on a live.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We have not talked about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We've talked about Luke from the Outdoor Boys.
I will stand on my ten toes onthis one.
We've talked about Luke.
We've talked about Luke.
We did a whole episode of theBird Box that you don't remember
and you're going to sit hereand argue with me about what
we've talked about.
The.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Bird Box episode.
I remember being specificallytired.
We were all specifically tiredthat episode.
It was a bad episode.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But I still remember it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
We all know.
Now, just because it was onLuke from the Outdoor Boys does
not mean that we talked about iton this podcast.
What we talked about was whenhe built his little.
Uh, he dug into the snow andbuilt like his little like igloo
apartment thing in like underlike like seven feet of snow.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
We talked about that.
We talked about that.
We talked about when he buriedthe coals in the sand and laid
on top of I'm not going to godown this hill.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I actually don't know top of the sand.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm not going to die on this hill.
I actually don't know.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, it's your turn now.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
First, aid for 1,200.
First aid for 1,200.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
During a nosebleed, tilt your head in this direction
to prevent choking, eric, ohOkay, I feel like this is going
to be wrong, but this is likewhat you're always told what is
back?
No, yeah, it's's forward, isn'tit?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
tj what is forward, and that is correct.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
If you tilt your head back it goes to your throat it
goes into your throat, yeah Iknow, and I knew that as I was
saying it, but I was like butthat's what people always tilt
their head back for some likethat's what you're always told
to do, that you do want it tofall out you do want it to fall
out, because the clot will comeout and it will uh it bleeding.
All right, tj, it is now yourturn.
So let's go.
(05:10):
Survival for 2000,.
Alex Survival 2000.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
This edible part of a pine tree can provide calories
in a survival situation.
Tj.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What is the sap?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's what I was going to say, that is not what
we're looking for, eric.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What is the bark?
No, what I was going to say,that is not what we're looking
for, eric.
What is the bark?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
No, can I get a bonus point?
It's underneath the bark.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's the inner bark, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Really I say the bark , no, but there's an inner bark.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
No, it's the inner bark.
It's completely different.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You look at a pine tree and you see the bark.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
That not what's edible.
You have to get under that funfact, guys anything's edible if
you chew it hard enough.
If you take pine needles oractually not pine needles, if
you take spruce needles youchuck them inside of a bottle
with some sugar, seal thatbottle, let it sit for a couple
days.
You now have some soda and it'snice and refreshing there
should be some water in theretoo, right yeah, water in there
yeah, yeah, water but uh, youtake that inner bark and you can
(06:05):
boil it, you can fry it, youcan grill it, open, heat it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know, open heat, fire, roast it, that's the word
I was looking for.
And it's not terrible,especially when you're starving.
It'll be delectable.
All right, that must be Eric'sturn.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Self-defense for 800.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Self-defense for 800.
I'm a pro at this.
This strike targets avulnerable area and is often
taught in beginner self-defenseclasses.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Eric, a nut shot.
What?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
is a nut shot.
Nah, he already said nut shot.
He didn't say what is.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, it's not a nut shot, okay, but I feel like that
is a correct answer.
It could be TJ.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What is a liver shot?
Okay, but I feel like that is acorrect answer.
It could be TJ.
What is a liver shot.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I have another answer .
That's what I was going to say.
No, no, it's the palm heelstrike.
Oh, that Okay, I think a nutstrike is way more effective.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's groin strike.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, that's way more effective.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All right, so Eric.
Wait effective it, yeah, allright.
So, uh, eric, wait, that's tj,tj, let's go.
Survival for 1600, alex.
Survival for 1600.
This method uses heat andcondensation to purify water
eric, what is a solar?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
still come on.
No, oh my god, tj.
I swear God, if it's, if it'soh shit, fuck.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Alex, I was, you know .
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was going to say distillation, I know you were
it's distillation.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's literally the same thing that you said last
time.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Eric, you are, you are.
So how, how, how, why would youdo that?
I felt bad for you.
Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You could have got that.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
All of these things are very educational and
everybody needs to know it, youare no different than my school
using double negatives.
Which one of these is not true?
A dog doesn't do this.
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's bullshit.
That is not what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's repeating the same question is not no using
double negatives distractible,taught us that this is
inappropriate.
This is wrong, notinappropriate when you're trying
to teach.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
This is bad.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Repetition is a valid teaching that is a word
difference, that is a a that isa language mix up, I agree.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Repetition.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He could have got that 100%.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
He could have got that TJ Because it was method.
It's your go.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Eric, if you would have just said distillation or
still.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That is so stupid.
It's what it does.
That's what a solar still does.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It does do distillation, but the method is
not solar still.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
How else do you do it ?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The full thing is not solar.
Still, how else do you do it?
The full thing is a solardistiller.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's like saying pasteurization is the same thing
as cooking.
They're not the same thing.
How else do you do it?
How else, yeah, you get to thepoint of pasteurization, but
there are many ways.
How else do you do it?
There are many ways topasteurize something.
All right, tj, pick yourcategory.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That one was survival right.
Let's go survival for $1,200.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
This shelter type uses branches and a tarp or a
poncho.
Tj.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What is a lean-to?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That is correct, I would not have gotten that.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I only know that from grounded and.
Tj continue on Survival for800,.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Alex Survival for 800 .
This item can be used to purifywater by killing bacteria and
viruses.
Eric.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Come on, eric, think Item, item.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Think it's an item.
You can purchase this.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, you could purchase what I was going to say
too, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't want to change your mind, but this item
can be used to purify water bykilling bacteria and viruses.
What a purifying tablet.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yes, there you go.
I was going to say fire, I wasgoing to say what is fire.
And then you're like you couldbuy this and I'm like, well, you
can buy fire.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
My first thought was the sun, and then I was like, oh
, the sun.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, Eric, you have taken back control.
Pick your category.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You're not the lead, let's go.
Navigation for 800.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Pardon, my time.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This natural indicator often grows on the
north side of trees.
What, tj?
What is moss?
Alex, that is correct.
I didn't know that.
Often Not always Often that'sinteresting and, tj, you have
regained control.
Please pick your category.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Let's go navigation for 2000,.
Alex.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Navigation for 2000.
This route follows the shortestdistance between two points on
a globe.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
TJ.
Okay, so there's like longitudeand latitude, right, which
one's which you're?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
you're not.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
What is?
What is, what is latitude?
No, it's not what you know.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
There's like I know there's like a specific name for
for like this equation, like tofind the shortest route, but I
couldn't tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, so it is called a great circle route.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's how planes decide.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
That's exactly right, and ships yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Because they were taking into account the
curvature of the Earth.
Maybe you should have.
I literally said I don't knowwhat it's called.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You've taken control Smarty pants.
What is your?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
category Happy birthday.
Thanks, first aid for 1600,because I feel like First aid
for 1600.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I could have got the 1200.
This condition occurs when thebody loses heat faster than it
can produce it.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Eric, what is hypothermia?
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
The reverse of that is hyperthermia.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Please continue.
That is correct.
The reverse of that is hyperEric, you maintain control
Please continue.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That is true.
Let's go first aid for 2,000.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
This is the correct chest compression to breath
ratio in adult CPR Eric.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, oh well.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
This is the correct chest compression to breath
ratio.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Fuck, I'm CPR certified In adult CPR.
What is 60 to 2?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
That is incorrect, TJ .
Would you like to try?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I am not.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
CPR certified.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Technically, crpr is better than CPR, and CRPR
doesn't involve any breathsBecause studies showed that it's
better to keep the bloodpumping rather than fill the
lungs during CPR.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
So it's better to not take the time.
What is 30 to 2?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You timed out before you got the answer in.
No, I said it before it poppedup, but you didn't even give me
any time to hit the button, soyou ran out of time.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's fine.
We have a little latency.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But okay, um, let me see whose turn was that.
That was eric, uh tj, it isyour control let's go.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Will you survive the podcast for 2000, alex?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
will you survive the podcast?
In their zombie tier list, thehosts introduced this lowest
ranking category.
Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Zombie tier list.
I don't think I was in thisepisode.
What is Five seconds?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What is bad?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'll take a crack at it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That is incorrect.
What?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
is dog water.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That is correct.
Oh, I knew it, that's such a mething.
That's such a me thing.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's such a me thing to do, and so, Eric, you
have regained control.
Let's do.
Will you survive the podcastfor $1,600?
In.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Gepardy, the hosts introduced this category that
includes literally anything.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Eric, what is anything and everything that is
correct.
Thanks, tj.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Eric, you have maintained control.
Please continue.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, you know what I'm feeling confident let's do.
Will you Survive for 1,200.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Will you Survive?
The podcast for 1,200.
In their Maggie episodes, thehosts debate whether this
character should euthanize hisinfected daughter, tj.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Am I have to get like that actual character name?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Character or actor.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh man, you have to get that actual character, name,
character or actor oh, man.
Well, I know the actor ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
What is?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Arnold.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Schwarzenegger.
He didn't say who Lucky, luckyMe saw who.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You can't say it after.
I already clarified.
I didn't say it, eric, he don'tsay who.
It's too late.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I already got it Me saw who that poor guy, he was
fucking losing his shit whokilled they Me saw who and who
killed somebody and now oh, andwho was with somebody and now
somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
And now me saw who.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We saw who and somebody with that guy and now
that guy is dead.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Let's go camping.
We saw who and somebody withthat guy.
And now that guy is dead.
Let's go camping for 1600.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Camping for 1600.
That was like a direct quote.
This emergency shelter issmaller than a tent and often
used by solo hikers.
Tj, is this the same?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
thing.
What is a hammock?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Eric, what is a hammock?
That is incorrect.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Eric, what is a lean-to?
No?
A bivvy.
What is a bivvy sack?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That's a British thing.
If I've ever seen it British, Ithought you said British don't
exist.
Exactly.
What is that Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Touche or, as I like to say, douche.
All right, alright, eric you'veregained control.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Will you survive the podcast for 400?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Will you survive for 400?
This trio hosts Will youSurvive the Podcast, blending
survival trivia with chaoticdebates.
Eric.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Who are Alex, tj and Eric?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know how you got that.
That is incredible.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It is the three hosts of the most popular survival
podcast because he said alex tjand eric okay also, can we talk
about how he spelled my namewrong?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I did not, it was with a, c?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I did not.
How Are you kidding me?
I don't even know how thatwould be possible.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Maybe because your name is spelled stupid Eric.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I fucking copy and pasted it, eric.
I don't know, does this guyfucking spell it with a C?
You do what?
Because the AI does it.
He doesn't correct the AI.
I got it from Buzzsprout.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
That's so funny, so Buzzsprout spells my name wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So, TJ.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What the hell man Buzzsprout's been spelling my
name wrong this whole time.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You're supposed to go through the entire fucking
descriptions and shit To fuckingknow, at least our names.
Your name is spelled stupid.
It's just how it is.
That's why I went with TJ.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
My name is spelled stupid.
I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
That's why I went with TJ.
That shit's never going tospell my real name right.
My name is spelled the correctway.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Correct for a little bitch.
Just for that, I think I shouldgive Eric another chance.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
No, I feel like I should get that, because he got
it wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I got that one right I think he got it right it wrong
.
I got that one right.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I think you know he got it right.
I literally go what are wedebating here?
I don't know I I let him get inmy head go, you got it wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You got it wrong first aid for 800 host first,
aid for 800 to stop majorbleeding.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Apply this directly to the wound, it is not a
product.
Guys, eric, simplify what isgauze damn nope, I was trying to
help you out there, brother TJ.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I think I know okay, I know what it's called, but I
can't remember not a product,it's like the shit that clots it
right, it's not a product don'thelp him.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
What is a tourniquet you've?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
got no shit that clots it right.
It's not a product.
Don't help him.
What is a tourniquet?
No, that's what I was going tosay.
I was going to say it'spressure.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Direct pressure.
Okay, that's what I thought ofwhen I said a gauze.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay, now, tj, it's your turn.
Let's go self-defense for 2,000.
Self-defense 2,000.
Going big when facing multipleattackers this is your primary
objective, tj.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
When facing multiple attackers.
This is your primary objective.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well, I think there's one of two.
What is?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
survive.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Come on, that's a solid one.
What is win?
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yes, but no Eric.
What is divide your attackers?
Yes, but no Eric.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
What is divide your attackers?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Separate them.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No.
Run away was going to be myother one.
Give me an answer.
He said what is he said it?
Yeah, I already said it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, so it is Run away .
It is create distance andescape.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, I thought about it, you don't fight multiple
attackers.
Yeah, I thought about it, youdon't fight multiple attackers.
This ain't no movie, yeah, butif you can't, you can't like.
I assume you couldn't run away.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Create space and escape.
That's your primary objective,all right.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What if I'm Jackie Chan from the Crowded Kid?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well then, beat them all up.
Why do you have multipleattackers?
What are you doing wrong?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Even he had multiple attackers, he just beat them all
up.
Okay, eric, you can pick, let'sgo.
Self-defense 1600.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Self-defense 1600.
This technique helps you escapean attacker's grip by targeting
sensitive areas.
Tj Fuck.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You should have let me go first.
I would have got the dumbanswer out of the way.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You guys are both going to be pissed when you see
how easy the answer actually is.
What is?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
the fucking palm shit .
That's my purse.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't know you eric , what is a nut shot?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
okay, no neither one of those pressure point
manipulation do you have a dick?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
that's a pressure point.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's pretty sensitive down there okay, but there are
more than just one pressurepoint I don't know of any other
one that's more sensitive thanthat.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
There are allegedly some these self-defense I was
looking to you for informationit didn't pop up pick your
category.
You two are unruly let's gocamping for 1200 alex camping
for 1200.
This principle encouragesminimizing environmental impact
while camping tj um, it's likeuh, leave with what is leave
(20:05):
with more than you came with.
Like you pick up trash and shit.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You know, I don't, I don't know like the right
wording, but that, that's, it'sclose.
But you didn't encompass enoughof the, enough of the principle
.
You got nothing I have no ideaand what is the leave no trace
principle?
I said leave.
Okay, leave no trace exactly.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
So you leave with more than you came.
No, no trace.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's no no, you want to.
You want to leave with.
Uh, you want to leave any itemsthat you find, that you find
interesting inspecting all ofthat.
You don't pick them up and takethem with you, you don't move
things yeah, but I'm talkingabout like trash and shit.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I'm not talking about go grab a fucking squirrel and
go home this guy's, like I said,what is?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I said what is?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Okay, eric, self-defense for 1,200.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Self-defense 1,200.
This self-defense tool is legalin most states and can
incapacitate an attacker with aspray TJ 93 milliseconds.
What?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You have gotten slow in your old age.
What is pepper spray, Alex?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That is correct.
That's so dumb.
What is mace?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
TJ, your turn.
Please pick a category.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Let's go navigation for 1600, Alex.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Navigation for 1600.
This method uses a watch andthe sun to find south in the
northern hemisphere.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Buzzers active eric, what is a sundial?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't know no, I can't, I can't, it's also method
what is with you?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
and methods I like methods tj um, I'm gonna sit
here let my brain cook for asecond.
What is the shadow top method?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
No, what is the watch method?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
These are stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's actually very, very helpful, very important.
If you have an analog watchlike I'm wearing the kind with
hands it doesn't work withdigital watch.
What you do is you take thehour hand.
It has to be accurately set, atleast to the hour.
We want to be as close toaccurate as possible.
You take the hour hand, youpoint it to the sun.
We want to be as close toaccurate as possible.
You take the hour hand, youpoint it to the sun.
You hold it level.
(22:05):
You point the hour hand towardsthe sun.
You draw an imaginary linethrough 12 o'clock.
Wherever the sun is, you drawan imaginary line through 12
o'clock.
Halfway in between is south.
It's fascinating, the watchmethod.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Look it up.
If you just know whichhemisphere you're in and you
know where the sun rises, youcan pretty easily figure out.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
That's what I do.
I just think of the Red HotChili Peppers song the sun may
rise in the east.
At least it settles on a finallocation.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, pick your category.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, navigation for 1200.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Navigation for 1200.
This celestial body can helpyou find north in the northern
hemisphere.
Buzzers active tj bruh.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What is the north star?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
aka polaris that is incorrect.
I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, I was about to fucking crash out.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You don't understand.
I had that on my geppardy board.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I was about to crash out.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I even gave.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Polaris and I was about to.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I hope other people found that just as funny as I
did I loved it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
If that was wrong, I was going to be like I don't
fucking know, a Ryan's belt.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
A Ryan's belt buckle, the one right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, the fucking middle.
I don't know, tj, you got thatcorrect.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You may pick your next category.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Let's go camping for 800.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Camping 800.
This item should never bestored in your tent due to risk
of attracting wildlife.
Buzzer's active TJ.
What is food that is correct,TJ Bruh.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Please continue picking, let's go.
Survival for 400, alex.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Survival for 400.
According to the rule ofthreesrees, you can survive this
many days without water eric.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Uh, what is 21 day?
No what is he?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
no, nope, he said what is.
He said what is?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I gave it to him man because I got three weeks for a
second.
He, he, yeah, he said what is.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I thought it was a trick question.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It was, but it wasn't .
Because it says according tothe rule of threes, you could
survive this many days withoutwater.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, because then I was like, oh, three weeks Well,
oh, is he trying to trick me upLike 21 days.
But then, as I was saying, Iwas like wait a minute, you
can't last that long withoutwater.
Okay, go ahead and pick what isnot as what is.
What is self-defense for 400?
It's the end of the day, 400,self-defense.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
This basic principle of self-defense involves staying
alert to your surroundings.
Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
What is looking both ways before you cross?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
the street?
No, I like that though.
Okay, eric, what is stayingvigilant?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I can accept that it is what is situational awareness
.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
You're getting way lax with these.
Okay, I'm just saying Are youkidding me?
Started out, so hold on hold on.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You had vigilance.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You had situational awareness.
Stay vigilant is a way I wouldsay if I wanted to tell you to
keep your situational awarenessup.
We all are out, it's like rollor out on patrol, and I'm sorry
about that.
We're all out on patrol andwe're we're gonna split up to to
cover a ground.
I'm gonna look to you and saystay vigilant.
(25:50):
I'm not gonna say, staysituationally aware, let's just
say situational awareness.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
This was on act situational awareness, the show.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Oh so what's the show with it's?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
animated with the talking dog and the fucking
mystery.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
If it was an ass, I don't know it was.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
If it was the actual show, this is how it would go
the one was like what is?
Vigilance um hold on, let me myproducers say we can accept
that answer.
So eric you, uh got the pointsgo ahead and pick your next
category and thank you producers.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Let's go with camping for 400.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Camping for 400.
This popular camping treatcombines chocolate, marshmallows
and graham crackers.
Tj my keyboard's broken.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I'm doing this on my phone.
It's a touch screen.
I can only tap a certain speed.
What is a s'more, Alex?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
How can you have s'more of something you haven't
had any of?
I get that reference, but thatis correct.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Ha ha ha, knee slapper.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
That was a good joke, Eric, and I don't appreciate
your tone with our host.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I don't appreciate your tone with our host.
I don't appreciate your tonewith your host either.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
He is getting so many easy answers and so many, and
then he complains.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Look at the fucking scoreboard.
You insolent child.
You give me a fucking easy oneand he's just getting all the
easy ones.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He's bitching when he's winning TJ.
I'm sorry, yeah, no, you got itright pick your next category.
First date for 400 Alex thisacronym stands for the emergency
technique combining chestcompressions and rescue breaths
TJ this is how I feel when, Iplay this damn game against.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Eric 50.5 milliseconds.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Are we kidding, he usually has like.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
What is CPR?
What is CPR?
What is CPR it?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
is correct.
Y'all don't even know aboutCRPR and TJ.
Navigation for 400 is your pick.
This tool uses Earth's magneticfield to help you find
direction.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
What is a compass, Alex?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That is correct, and that concludes round two.
I think we've gone way over, sothere's no need for a final.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
There's definitely a need for it.
I can cut this so well.
We can do two parts we can dotwo parts.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
All right, let's do final Jeopardy.
What Final wager round thecategory is.
I'm just going to say thisright now to both of you you are
going to fucking hate me forthis category name and I'm going
going to say this right now toboth of you you are going to
fucking hate me for thiscategory name and I'm going to
love it.
The more pissed off thiscategory makes you, the happier
(28:52):
I will be.
I'm not going to be pissed off.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm going to love it survive the tangent oh, I'm
going to hate this one that isour category.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Eric wager, all of it , you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, I was, I, yeah, you guys, we literally have
nothing to wager.
I love it For a score update.
Tj is at negative 12,400, andI'm at negative 10,800.
Tj, you got to submit.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, the clue.
In a hypothetical apocalypsewhere zombies are allergic to
irony, this film, often debatedfor its tone, pacing and logic,
would be considered humanity'sgreatest defense.
And if you want me to read itagain, I will In a hypothetical
(29:43):
apocalypse where zombies areallergic to irony, this film,
often debated for its tone,pacing and logic, would be
considered humanity's greatestdefense.
Tj's answer the cured.
He wagered 1000 and he isincorrect.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I'm not correct either.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Eric.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Sean of the Dead.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
He wagered 1,000.
And he was incorrect.
What is Dawn of the Dead?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Dawn of the Dead being probably one of the most
ironic films.
Not just for my what's going tosound like a completely
narcissistic reason because I'mmaking it all about me, but Dawn
of the Dead is very it's aparadox Number one, I think fast
.
Zombies are ordinarily verydumb.
(30:41):
It's very poorly played, but Ilove the way that Dawn of the
Dead 2004 utilized them.
But it is filled with irony.
The fact that George A Romerowrote that film and portrayed
the mall and the zombies as a Idon't want to say an ode to
consumerism, but I hope you'llunderstand me when I do say that
(31:04):
it.
In the 2004 writing of it, theyhad no intention of keeping that
(31:29):
theme going.
It was basically you took theconsumerism and turned it into a
fortress with everything weneed you, everything
light-hearted about it, wherethey were playing games and
having sex and uh going up onthe roof and playing celebrity
(31:50):
sniper with the uh gun shopowner across the way and
everything was was I'm gonna.
I'm gonna butcher this.
Everything was ironicallyunironic.
They didn't mean to do it.
There was no intent with theirwriting of it and it made it the
(32:10):
most ironic film ever.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't know if I would describe it that way, but
I won, so I don't care, it is.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Eric, with a grand total of $11,800 in the negative
, is the winner.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Okay, but did he win that episode though.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
He barely beat out TJ .
Speaker 2 (32:39):
That is a good question.
Actually, that doesn'tnecessarily mean I won the
episode.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Which was $13,400 I definitely got more right than
him.
It's just that Shit wasdifferent amounts of money.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I do take into consideration that TJ did get
More answers correct.
He wagered a lot more.
He went for all the big ticketitems.
So did I.
He went for almost every one ofthem.
We both went for all the big,big ticket items.
So did I.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He went for almost every one of them we both went
for all the high ticket itemsbefore we went for the lower
ones.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
You you like halfway through, gave up on the
thousands and I came back strongwith the two thousands you did
I just didn't.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
We both, we both avoided the 1000 for that one
fucking topic yeah, you both did.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
but then beyond that, Eric has been a grumpy Gus.
I take into account that he's alittle sicky-poo, but it is his
birthday and I'm a littleashamed that he hasn't rallied
and gone hard and just said fuckit, I'm gonna try till I die.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I am sick and I am here, aren't I?
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm not a fan of how this is going.
You've been a grumpy Gus Beentalking smack on my game boards.
Put a lot of work into this,jerk.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
My feelings are hurt.
You did more rounds than Ifucking did.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
And I went searching through all of our transcripts,
looking up shit, making surethat I was getting it right.
But I do want to tell you guyssomething that I found very cool
about this.
Do you know that AI, ai,co-host, ai, uh, duck ai and uh,
what's the other one?
What's the other one?
Chat, gpt, all know who willyou survive?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
the podcast is that's cool, it's very cool.
Yeah, that's neato I was like I.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I did several searches.
Um co-host ai got severalthings wrong, but um duck, ai
and Grok were almost dead onaccurate.
I was able to double checkeverything.
All three of them got one thingwrong.
On the question that I wasasking about the Bird Box
episode, it said that we debatedthat OCD was a valid immunity
(34:42):
against the monsters.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, we were talking about it.
We did talk about it.
We talked about OCD was a validimmunity against the monsters.
We did talk about OCD, wetalked about OCD.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
but all it did was open up the conversation.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, that was what we used it, for I would have got
that fucking question right ifI thought about it more.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
So I was like wait a minute.
So when I saw that, I was likeno, that's not right.
I went back and I looked at it.
It I searched the transcriptand I found what we talked about
, how we talked about.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I was like look at this fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I was like oh yeah, we did talk about fucking
bipolar more however, forreasons that I have listed, and
because it's his birthday, I amgiving the victory to co-host
Eric.
If you switched it to TJ, thatwould have been very funny.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I am giving the victory to co-host Eric.
If you switched it to TJ, thatwould have been very funny.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Because it's his birthday.
I'm giving his gift to TJ.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
There you go Winner speech.
Well, my winner speech.
This is official, right, youcan't take it back.
Can't take it back, and it'snot even close, so there's no
point in TJ giving three points.
Well, my winner speech.
This is official, right, youcan't take it back.
Can't take it back, okay, wellwith that being said and it's
not even close.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
so there's no point in TJ giving three points.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was going to say, the only reason that I have a
higher score than TJ is becauseI didn't answer the questions
that I didn't know, and I'mpretty sure TJ just took a stab
at every single one of them.
So every time he got them wronghe would lose points and I
would just not answer a lot ofthem, and so I avoided losing
(36:08):
the points, which was kind of astrategic thing.
But also, yeah, it's true, yeah, so that's why I didn't want to
say anything earlier, because Ididn't want to influence your
decision.
Gotcha, gotcha.
But yeah, good job, tj.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I mean, yeah, I did way better than you Loser speech
.
I mean I did better than Eric.
He is a little sniffly crybabybecause he's sick on his
birthday.
He was bitching the entire time.
Oh, TJ's winning.
I wasn't even winning theentire time.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I didn't say you were winning, you were literally
bitching at me.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
The whole fucking episode.
You're being a little negative,nancy, and it's your birthday
and you shouldn't be allnegative like that.
It's gonna make you age likeyour father well, I'm sick, so I
can already see the hairlinereceding that's literally not
true.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
We don't have the same hair at all.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's so sad You're going to be.
Look, we're going to have twobald hosts.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
He literally has no hair.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
We're going to have two bald hosts and it's going to
be so sad.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Look, and I'm going to be sitting here with my
luscious locks.
I'm bald on purpose.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Genetics ain't on purpose, buddy, yeah, and I'm
single on purpose, buddy, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
and I'm saying anyways, I should thank you all
for listening this episode youcan check us out before you go,
you can check us out on fuckingevery streaming platform, where
facebook, instagram, tiktokgoogle plus myspace probably um
tj.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Do you have a freaking ghost in your, in your
place?
No, why.
Why have your lights beenflickering and it looks like
there was something movingbehind you.
Is that your cat?
What the hell am I seeing?
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I think it's just the the because, my screen is
flashing.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I'm in the dark when I move too suddenly.
You can check us out on allstreaming platforms.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You can check us out on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
You can even ask Alexa hey,play, Will you Survive the
Podcast?
And she will, because she knowswho we are.
You can ask about us on chat,GPT and shit too.
Apparently Isn't that great.
Yeah, if you want to email usand give us recommendations for
things for us to watch, or justthank us for how great we are.
(38:24):
You can send an email totheboys at
willyousarthepodcastcom and ifyou like gaming, you can check
out our TikTok WYS Gaming.
Eric hasn't posted in a minute,but that's okay because I get
it.
He's very busy and he'slearning how to train dogs and
shit.
If you need your dog trained,ask Eric.
(38:47):
He can probably do it.
Maybe, and if you give me $1,000, I'll get your name tattooed on
me, just not the face.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
All right, there's all the important things.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
All right.
Thank you all once again forlistening.
This is Will you Survive?
The Podcast.
We come out with new episodesevery Friday at 7am.
Make sure you follow, subscribe, do all of those good things.
It helps us to keep makingbeautiful, wonderful content for
you.
I thank my co-host for playingthis game with me and for all of
(39:19):
you for listening.
We hope to hear from you.
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