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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hello survivors and
welcome to another episode of
Will you Survive?
The.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Today, in honor of
Eric's birthday, oh yeah, and a
little bit belated, tj'sanniversary of being on.
Will you Survive the PodcastJust by a couple months?
I am bringing back Gepardy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Gepardy, it's never
coming back, but it can be.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Wow, so that makes
you a liar no I tj's a liar,
because he said it was nevercoming back, but I brought it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
This is actually the
revival of of jeopardy.
You know how like you know it'spopular demand.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know it's like
american idol ended and then it
came back to get back to ourgame show.
This game show is modeledslightly, ever ever so slightly,
so very little bit.
Wait wait, wait.
You can't say the word Slightlyto another TV show, that's true
.
I would like to say that theycopied us.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, they did.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But our name is
Gepardy.
It's with a G, it's not with aJ, it's with a G.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I don't even know how
you would pronounce it with a J
.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That sounds stupid it
sounds really stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Alex wouldn't know
this.
It's a rip off of a rip offyeah, we ripped off Smosh.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We ripped off Smosh
because they do Beopardy they
have.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Beopardy.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I didn't know any of
that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
This is completely
original to me, our whole
podcast is a fucking ripoff yeah, we've ripped off like
literally every podcast that welike to listen to all at once,
but that kind of.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's originality
right there it's kind of mean
because I don't know any of thepodcasts you guys listen, except
for distractible.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The only thing I know
we ripped off was the
constitution episode yeah, well,we also kind of ripped off but
this is like such a looseconcept which is like the
whoever wins hosts the nextepisode thing that's a very
distractible thing, but likethat's more I, I don't know it's
a concept.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, it's a concept.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I I like it allegedly
.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh, they got it from
us quick question yeah,
obviously totally do you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Do you guys know the
word vestibule and what it is?
Yes, yes I know the wordvestibule and what it is.
Yes, yes, I know the word.
I don't know what it is.
It's a transitional space thatacts as an entryway.
Anyways, my boss at work saidthat and me and my other boss
were like what the fuck word didyou just say to us?
What kind of fancy ass.
So far, five people haven'tknown it and three people have.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, if you use it
in a sentence I could figure it
out, but if you just ask me thedefinition.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can tell you.
Can you go grab that table fromthe vestibule and I'm like
uh-huh, oh no, I don't know whatthat means I wouldn't be able
to figure that out.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I would literally be
like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And then I would go
to next room and google what
that is.
Anyways, we're we're off topic.
We're off topic.
Host.
Back to jeopardy.
Jeopardy, it, uh, is played ina way that I will give you clues
and you have to give me theanswer.
If you will, you will ask thequestion.
It is in a question format, soif it is a person, you will say
who is.
If it is a thing, you will saywhat is?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
uh, I have and if we
don't?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
you get it wrong ah
doesn't count and for those who
can't see.
We have six columns, sixcategories and we're gonna go
ahead and start the round.
I should pull these up and wehave six categories, starting
with will you survive thepodcast?
Okay, we have zombie knowledge.
(04:08):
Okay, we have urban survival.
Okay, we have the conjuring ohI went very.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I went very specific
on this whoa, okay, well, that's
my category we have bushcrafthacks that's tj's category and
last in this round, we have gearyou forgot I was hoping
Speaker 2 (04:31):
for a, just for tj
category so he's a fair host I I
I kind of sent me all of theanswers.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That would be so
funny I kind of think, tj, I'm
gonna be honest, will yousurvive the podcast?
And if we make it to a roundtwo, honest, will you survive
the podcast?
And if we make it to around two, uh, will you survive?
The podcast is in there too.
The questions are, they'redifferent, uh, but both of these
are a giveaway, because ericused to edit all of the episodes
and you currently edit theepisodes.
So I think most of these aregiveaways.
(05:01):
You guys will clear that column, I think.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
First, oh man, that's
gonna be the one we're going to
have the most trouble with.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm hoping so.
So with this, we're going todecide who goes first, and the
way we're going to decide whogoes first is should we do a
coin toss Heads?
Will you survive?
Tails QR code and I'm going tohave TJ call it you ready?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
TJ.
Yeah, I'll call it midair Edds.
It's Tails, it is.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Tails.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Get sucked Also.
Hang on, it was my birthday andyou didn't let me pick.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Wow, that was rancid
what.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Telling him to get
sucked, get sucked.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I said what I said
toxic behavior that we shouldn't
allow.
On.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Gapper D, but we do.
It's my birthday.
Shut up loser, so birthday boy,you're 24.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You go first Okay,
pick your category and your
question.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Okay, I most
certainly can rent a car.
By the way, you drove in thecar that I rented.
Okay, sure, buddy, we drove sofar in the car that I rented so
far, so many times.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
By the way, somebody
please point out the irony in
that this is Gepardy and yourhost is Alex.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh, you know, that
was not lost on me.
I do plan to call youeverything but Alex today.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Let's go for.
Will you Survive the Podcastfor 600.
Let's just right in the center.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
This host of Will you
Survive brings the cinematic
depth you gotta activate thebuzzers.
I gotta activate the buzzers.
Oh, by doing that, that's you.
Nobody knows, is that you?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Who is Alex?
That is correct.
Sure as fuck, amy, there's adelay.
Okay, we will.
I was spamming the shit out ofhim.
I knew he was going to clickspace soon.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
We will continue on
Eric continue.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Okay, let's do.
I'm curious, let's do theconjuring for 400.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Conjuring for 400.
The Perron children played thiseerie game that involves
blindfolds and clapping.
Nobody knows TJ.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
What is, I don't know
, fucking hide and seek.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No me me me.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
What is hide and seek
?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
He already said hide
and seek.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You already gave the
answer, so I've got to call you
incorrect and go ahead?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
What is hide and clap
?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
How does it feel to
suck TJ?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I mean like I don't
give a fuck.
This doesn't matter in the longterm of things now, eric, I do
understand that this is yourbirthday and I give you a lot of
latitude, but let's keep alittle bit of sportsmanship,
okay, the decorum, bro.
Just because tj sucks, it doesnot mean we have to tell him
(08:00):
that he sucks okay, we'll useabout the podcast for a thousand
For a thousand.
This episode offers genuineinsight Into how survival
experts Categorize andprioritize Equipment and
concepts.
Tj.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Can I go for bonus
points?
No, you get a thousand points.
What is every episode thatinvolves Alex, because he is the
best survivor in this group.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I absolutely cannot
stand that you just sucked up so
well, because that was verygood sucking up.
But I cannot give you thatpoint because there is an actual
answer that I have on here Idon't know, I'm not gonna bust
it?
You don't know.
The answer is what is?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I was gonna say that,
but like that was such a whack
ass episode what?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
yeah, look, I hosted
that.
No, I didn't, I did you did, Idid host that episode.
I wouldn't have gotten gottenthat.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was going to say
that that's why it was 4,000,.
Guys, tj, pick your categoryand question.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
He got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You didn't get it at
all.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
What do you?
What, oh, what?
So he gets pity points.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Zombie knowledge for
1,000.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
If he gets it right.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Alex Zombie knowledge
for 1,000 going in in, coming
in hot tj in max brooks's worldwar z.
This fictional country is thefirst to successfully contain
its zombie population throughbrutal quarantine and military
tactics.
Before you buzz in, I want youto know although it's fictional
in the book, the country is real, you guys both know, yeah, yeah
(09:39):
, yeah, yeah, I gotcha, I gotchaer what is, or where is North
Korea Fuck?
What.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, through brutal
quarantine and military tactics.
That's crazy.
I could have sworn it was NorthKorea, because they ripped out
their teeth and everything.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's the movie In
Max Brooks' World War.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Z.
I thought I read that in theretoo.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's the book.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I thought I read that
Wait nobody knows.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
No, no, no, no.
I was trying to tap.
It wasn't working.
He's looking it up.
That's a lie.
Did you look it up?
No, I was literally looking itup.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
He's looking down.
All right, that's fair enough.
What is it?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Give me the answer.
I actually don't know, but I'mjust going to throw out a guess.
What is Algeria?
Where is Algeria?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, that'd be crazy.
What is Israel?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh, accurate.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
That is, doesn't
Israel get overthrown?
No, in the movie, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Jerusalem fall In the
book they were the first one to
adequately contain.
They didn't eradicate.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Josh, you're helping
me out in this one.
I didn't look over.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Eric, you get to pick
your category.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh, let's go for the
Conjuring for a thousand.
Let's just get the thousandsout of the way, huh.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Do it.
According to the film's lore,this many generations of
families lived and died in thePerron house before the events
of the movie.
Oh, what Ready Sure Fuzzersactivated.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
TJ.
What is four?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No, eric, what is six
?
No, oh yeah, that was just aguess.
Close Eight generations.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I feel like I should
get half points.
What?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, that's, four is
half, that's just bad logic.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Where we currently
stand, TJ is minus 3,400.
Eric is minus 1,000.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So do we owe you
money?
At the end, I think we go bythe rules that I did.
Where it's, whoever gets itright gets a point All right.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It is TJ, let's go
Bushcraft Hacks for 800.
Alex.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'll just sit this
one out.
This knot is ideal for securingshelters and is known for its
quick release.
Feature Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What is a slip knot?
No?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
That was a good guess
, but no.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Eric, what is a
Windsor knot?
No, I just picked a knot wait,can I go again?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
what?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
is the tot line hit.
Fuck, I wasn't gonna get that Iam.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I am loving this I
don't even know how to make a
wait, wait, wait, wait I'm gonnalook up tot line hitch and see
if it's referred to as a slip gofor it.
No, it is not hold on, hedoesn't believe you.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Host it's all right,
it's.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
He's gonna find it's
a hitch knot the top line hitch
knot, also known as a slip knot,is no, I'm joking, it says
midshipman's hitch I alreadylooked this up all right, eric,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Tj, we're not doing
so.
Hot man, uh you guys are.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You guys have
honestly just conveniently
picked all the fucking hardestquestions.
I really did make a thousandthe most difficult oh, let's
just keep going for it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Then gear you forgot
for a thousand all right.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
This item, found in
makeup kits, can be used to
signal, insulate or waterproofgear.
What?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
the what buzzers
active t Signal, insulate or
waterproof gear Makeup kit.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You can't waterproof
gear with a mirror.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I feel like you know
it.
What is lipstick?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh, that's what I was
going to say.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Like you know what?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
is chapstick.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
That's what I was
thinking.
I don't know if I can give youthat.
The answer is it's toodifferent.
But, eric, you have a chance.
Oh, you need to buzz If he getsit wrong, can?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I buzz again.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, we'll do it
again.
I shouldn't have I don't know,you guys are just overthinking
it too much.
What is lip?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
gloss.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So close.
No, that is incorrect.
I think it's going to's gonna.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
No, it's lip balm
lipstick is too different no, I
yeah, I agree, I agree I saidlipstick or chapstick I, I
thought bomb, but you can't givetwo answers yeah, you not.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Two completely
different answers.
If you would have said like lipbalm.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I almost said balm,
but I was like what?
I couldn't imagine how youwould use balm to signal.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
How you use balm, you
would use lip balm.
I think of lighting fires.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I don't know, I
couldn't picture it.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And TJ you pick.
Let's go for bushcraft hacksfor 1000.
Oh, you guys are going nuts.
We're just gonna get him out ofthis.
Primitive trap uses tension anda trigger stick to catch small
game.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh oh oh I gotta,
what is this called tj.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
What is a snare snare
?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'm going to accept
that.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
There's a different
name for it, but I'm going to
accept that it's a PuyuetDeadfall.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, yeah, a snare
is right.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
A snare or a deadfall
.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I've heard deadfall.
Yeah, Okay, TJ continue.
Bushcraft packs for 600, Alex.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
This plant, often
considered a weed, is edible and
packed with nutrients.
Tj, what is it, dandelion?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
That is correct.
I was thinking sunflower and Iwas like that's not right.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
TJ.
Continue, my lizard eatsdandelion greens Bushcraft.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Hacks for 400,.
Alex, I knew this was a badtopic for me.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
This method of water
purification uses heat and
condensation to collect cleanwater.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Eric, what is a solar
still?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Uh, no, that is the
thing but what does the solar
still do to it?
Tj, what is distillation?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
That is correct Okay,
okay.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And TJ continue
Bushcraft tax for 200?
That felt shitty this naturalmaterial can be used as tinder
and is often found peeling offdead trees.
Very specific, boys, tj.
Read the clue.
Read the clue.
It's very specific and all ofyour hints are given in the clue
(16:03):
yeah, uh, what okay.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So I'm gonna say okay
what is birch bark, but also
what is bark like at the sametime, birch bark is correct.
Okay, you got it I didn't knowhow fucking specific you were
gonna go all right, that's why.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
That's why I kept
telling you how specific I was
going to say bark, but then youmade it known that it was more
specific than that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Because not all bark
is that easy to light.
Some of it is very thick.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I was also tweaking
trying to remember what the name
for birch was.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It's the one in.
Minecraft, it's the ugly one.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And it's still your
go, tj, let's go.
You have cleared out bushcrafthacks.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I knew that was a bad
one for me.
Let's go gear.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You forgot for 800
elks.
All right, okay, I come backhere.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
This item, often
found in tech bags, can be used
to lash gear or create snares.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
What are we?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
TJ Tech bags Yep.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
What is Lash?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Gear Lash actually
means something.
It's two things it's an acronymand it means to bind.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Although paracord is
a correct answer for lashing
gear no, eric, do you want to go?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
No, I have no fucking
idea.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It is charging cable.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't even know
what lash means these are just
like his questions, where he'sgiving us college level
questions we are idiots useEnglish the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
listen, it's not his
first language, eric, it's your
turn go ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I don't even know man
.
Urban survival for 600 fuck arewe doing?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Listen, it's not his
first language, eric, it's your
turn.
Go ahead.
I don't even know, man.
Urban survival for 600.
Urban survival for 600.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
This urban structure
can act as a heat trap and
windbreak when sheltering inplace.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
What kind of
questions are these, man Urban?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
survival.
This urban structure can act asa heat trap when shelter and
wind break, when sheltering inplace.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Tj urban structure.
Wind break I.
The first thing that came tomind was um what is a barricade?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
like you know, the
gray, like concrete barricades,
you know that's not bad, butthat's not what I was looking
for, eric you want to go.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
This is going to be
so wrong.
What is a greenhouse?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, no, it is a
stairwell, or I would have
accepted an elevator shaft.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I'm hating your
answers.
I don't ever want you to doJeopardy again.
You know what Speaking of?
Shafts you're giving us theturn.
It's my turn?
Uh-huh, I don't think it is,but I'll take it is it urban?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
survival for 800 this
chemical found in cleaning
supplies, can be diluted topurify water in emergencies what
is?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
what is?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
bleach, alex, it is
bleach.
Is that?
Was that you didn't know that?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
no, I'm not gonna lie
I was gonna say I died in very
small amounts, guys.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But I don't know
bleach in your water.
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I had no idea that
was ever.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It's like a cap full
for like 500 gallons on the
podcast I haven't listened wetalked about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That does does not
mean anything.
All he remembers is solar stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That means nothing,
tj, it is your pick.
Do you see my score?
You guys are pretty close.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Let's go for Gear you
Forgot for 600.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Alex.
This item, often tossed aftertakeout, can be used to start
fires or plug wounds.
Tj.
Tossed after takeout can beused to start fires or plug
wounds.
Tj.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Tossed after takeout
Start fires.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
He wasn't ready.
He wasn't ready.
What is napkins Alex?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I accept napkins.
I was going to also accept achopstick.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I was going to say
chopsticks.
Also, you could use a chopstickfor like a splint Yep For your
finger Fingers, for like asplint Yep For your finger.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Fingers, toes, all
right, all right.
And TJ, you get to continue.
You forgot for $400.
This item, found in mostwallets, can be used to scrape
Tinder or start a ferro rod, tj.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Let's think about
what's in my wallet.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Are you kidding me?
He gets to buzz in and thenjust think for 20 seconds.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I mean there's a
timer at the top.
I don't know what to tell youthere is a timer.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
This is bullshit.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
He's got eight
seconds.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
What is a credit card
, Alex?
This is bullshit.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It is a credit card.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
He gets to fucking
buzz in and then think about his
answer that's not how Gepardyworks.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Eric, what else is in
a fucking wallet?
I did that to mess with you.
They have time.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Alright, TJ, you
continue.
Gear you forgot for $200.
Just show him the question now,just send it to him, this item
often overlooked in first aidkits can be used to make cordage
or splints.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't even know,
I'm just going to sit here,
there, oh.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
This item often
overlooked in first aid kits can
be used to make cordage orsplints.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Thank you for giving
us a great last season.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
A tourniquet?
No, not a tourniquet.
I didn't even say what it is, Idon't care.
Oh you for giving us a greatlast season.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
A tourniquet?
No, not a tourniquet.
I didn't even say what it is, Idon't care.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh, that's true.
You didn't TJ, you haven'tbuzzed in you want to buzz in?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Okay, tj, I'm just
thinking of what's in a first
aid kit.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
He had 25 seconds to
be thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
No, what is a heat
blanket, you know, like those
aluminum ones.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That is incorrect.
What is medical tape?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Would you have
accepted gauze?
No?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
No, because the gauze
can't or wrap gauze.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Gauze can't create
cordage, It'll rip Eric it is
your pick Zombie knowledge for$200.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
See, I would have
said after telling you guys you
probably should have gone with aWill you Survive?
I keep looking over.
I'm like damn.
He got the answer but herelet's go Zombie Knowledge for
$200.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I think you
misunderstood.
I failed the last one.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
This 1968 George A
Romero film is widely credited
with divining the modern zombiegenre.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
TJ.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
George.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
A Romero film is
widely credited with divining
the modern zombie genre TJ 18milliseconds.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What is Dawn of the
Dead?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
No, that is incorrect
.
He's an idiot.
What is Night of?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
the Living.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Dead.
That is correct Dogshit movie.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
What?
The how?
Dare you Stop taking out yourfrustrations of not knowing the?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
answers Dogshit movie
.
I've never changed my opinionof that.
It's been the exact same sincewe did that episode.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Don't make me give TJ
the next paper.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Zombie knowledge for
400.
Zombie knowledge for 400.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
In the 2002 film 28
Days Later, the zombie-like
creatures are infected with thisvirus.
Eric.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
What is the rage
virus Wrong?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That is correct, I
know.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I think my thing's
fucking up.
Dude, I'm tapping so fast onthis shit.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Dude, you have no
idea what he just did over here.
It was comical.
Okay, Eric, you get to continue.
Yeah, zombie knowledge for 600.
Zombie knowledge for 600.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
This parasitic fungus
infects ants, hijacks their
behavior and inspired zombieconcepts in nature documentaries
Eric, just let me get it, eric,just let me get it, eric, just
let me get it Eric.
Just let me say that Fuck you,eric.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I'm going to accept
it, no, what?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
did he say?
What did he say?
It is ophiocordyceps.
I was going to sayOphiocordyceps Shut up.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, you weren't, I
accepted it.
Okay, eric, continue Zombieknowledge for 800.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
And just so you know,
you have just taken the lead.
Is he cheating over there?
Dude, I'm tapping so fast.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Dude, he's fucking.
He's going so fast right now.
Okay, zombie knowledge for 800.
Right, I wear it for mykeyboard.
Yes, is he on his computer?
In the walking dead, the cdcreveals that this part of the
brain reactivates after death,triggering basic motor functions
I don't, I don't know, damn ittj what is the brain stem?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Damn, I was not going
to get that right.
I was going to say the frontallobe.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And TJ, you get the
pick.
Just so you know.
You guys have left UrbanSurvival for 1,000 on the board.
I'm a little disappointed.
I thought you were going.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Sorry, my wife's
question what?
Would be the hardest zombieapocalypse to survive.
I said dying late.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, we could
discuss that later, I think the
Last of Us.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I think the Last of
Us, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I feel like I can
survive the Last of Us In
reality the fungal spores geteverywhere.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You cannot avoid them
, Everybody is infected.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
But if we're going
game logic, you'll be able to
see them, but in real life youcan't see shit.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, that game logic
you'll be able to see them, but
in real life you can't see shit.
Yeah, like that's what I'msaying, like that's why they
didn't do life realistically.
Yeah, realistically, that'simpossible to survive, right?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
yeah, but uh, your
turn you just sounded like an
old school Resident Evil zombie.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Let's go.
Urban Survival for 1,000, Alex.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Oh damn, here we go.
In an urban lockdown scenario,this common household item can
be layered with duct tape andmounted on a trash can lid to
create a makeshift riot shield.
Tj, have you muted yourself?
Tj.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
He's just thinking
after locking in.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You only have five
seconds.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
What is a door, Alex?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, that is incorrect
.
Eric, do you want to go?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, I don't know.
Nobody knows what is a bakingsheet Meh okay, I would never
have thought to do that eric,this comes back to your turn
will you survive for 400?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
okay.
This host often plays the roleof the grounded realist in
survival scenarios.
His approach blends logic withskepticism, keeping the podcast
from spiraling too fantasy eric,who is our beautiful host.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Alex, no, you already
said me, this doesn't sound
like me, or tj, tj who is tj?
That is correct yeah, spiralingfrom from too far into reality.
What?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
into fantasy.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
He was just saying
that the, the, the fucking last
of us you could survive in gamethat was just bad.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
That was just a bad
answer you don't know what
distillation is shut up this,this guy, this are you kidding
me him, okay, but hear me outyou let this, this you, you in
your mind pick 800.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
So I could say it's
me, because I know it's gonna be
me in your mind.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
You can, you just
jump out of a portal out of the
back rooms.
Dude, that doesn't even makeany sense what?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
when did where did
that come from?
What that was me?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I know, but he
allowed it to happen that's all
I'm saying, saying I knowbecause I made it well-reasoned.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Oh no, it was
completely well-reasoned for you
, but for Eric, since he's alloh, you can't do this, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You're still mad
about this.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
No, not at all
actually.
I couldn't really think ofanything to go with.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
It is your turn.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Thank you all for
listening.
Will you survive the podcastfor 800?
Alex.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
This special episode
of Will you Survive takes a
different approach, as hosts TJ,eric and Alex navigate a
medical nightmare scenario wheresurvival depends on quick
thinking and stomach churningdecisions.
Active Eric, what is Hang?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
on.
What is what, Eric?
What is Hang on?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
What is what, Eric?
What is Code?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Black.
That is correct.
What is Code?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Black, I would have
Personally host, I would have
had him say the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's okay.
I accepted Code Black andpersonally.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That's why you're not
the host, that's why you're
losing.
And Eric, your pick, theConjuring for $800.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
The Conjuring for
$800.
Before filming, Vera Farmigaand Patrick Wilson traveled to
this US state to meet LorraineWarren.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
What TJ?
What is Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, that is incorrect
.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Eric.
What is Connecticut Eric?
What is Connecticut Correct?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
What I don't know.
It's one of those white states.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I genuinely thought
the same.
I was like I don't know, it'ssomewhere up there Fucking.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Iowa I don't fucking
know.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's where the
Warrens lived.
I wasn't sure about that.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Go ahead your pick.
I was going to say like Boston.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Boston.
You would hear it in theiraccent Boston.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Let's go.
The Conjuring 600, the.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Conjuring 600.
This spirit, accused ofwitchcraft and child murder, is
said to haunt the Perron familyfarmhouse.
Oh, buzzer's active.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
TJ.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
What is?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Eric Salas.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
No, that is incorrect
.
That's also who by the way thatis true, that is true.
It should be.
Who?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
You're not a person.
Is this the third one?
Tj, help me.
Is this the third one?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, perron.
No, is that the second one?
I think it's the first one.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I don't remember the
name of the spirit.
I don't remember the name.
I'm not going to buzz in.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I don't remember
either.
It's Bathsheba.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Sherman oh yeah, that
makes sense.
Tj, it is now your turn.
You get to pick.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I can only remember
Alex Urban survival for 400.
Alex.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Fuck.
This improvised weapon can bemade from a broomstick and a
kitchen knife, tj.
What is a spear, alex?
That is correct, tj, and it isstill your turn.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I was going to say
what is a pokey pokey stick?
Alex?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I would have accepted
.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, you should have
accepted that.
That would have been fair.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Let's go Urban
Survival for 200.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Urban Survival for
200.
This item, found in mostkitchens, can be used to signal
for help by reflecting sunlight.
Tj.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Found in most
kitchens.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Yeah, that's what
turned me off.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
But there's a lot of
things that you could use as a
signal yeah like anythinglooking for something looking
for something specific.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I think I know what
he's looking for um say the
wrong answer, so I can say theright one you got five seconds
what is a spoon, alex, incorrect.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
What is a pot, lid?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Eric, what is a pot?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
that is also
incorrect.
What is a pot?
Lid eric?
What is a pot?
That is also incorrect.
What is aluminum foil?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
okay, well, I I would
never think to do that why
really is a pot that aluminumfoil is so versatile in that
regard.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You can use it like
similarly like a mirror.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
It's even more shiny
than any pot I only bring out
the aluminum foil if aliens areinvolved.
I mean then there's that.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
out the aluminum foil
, if aliens are involved, I mean
, then there's that Okay, myturn, eric.
We just read the podcast for$200.
This host is known for throwingcurveballs into discussion.
His offbeat humor andwillingness to entertain absurd
hypotheticals make him theunpredictable heartbeat of the
show.
No.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Who is Eric?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
That is correct.
I'm flattered, but this isbullshit.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Who is a sore loser?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
TJ.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
The Conjuring for 200
.
Alex.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
This real-life
paranormal couple is portrayed
by Patrick Wilson and VeraFarmiga in the film.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Eric, who are Ed and
Elizabeth Warren?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Are you kidding me?
That is incorrect, tj.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Who are the Warrens?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, yes, but what
are their names?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh fuck, oh, oh, wait
can I have another go.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I know who I fucked
up uh, who is ed and lorraine
warren?
That is correct thinking sofucking hard elizabeth?
Who the fuck is elizabeth?
And like, when he said it, Iwas like yeah, and then you were
like no, I'm like, wait, itsounds right.
Right, it sounded right.
Thank you all for listening tothis episode of the podcast.
(33:16):
The original cut for thisepisode was long as fuck, so
there's going to be a part twonext week.
Until next time, stay loud, you.