June 29, 2025 • 64 mins
Dive into the minds of our survival podcast hosts as they abandon their usual movie reviews for a hilarious word association challenge that reveals just how differently we all think about survival concepts.
The premise seems simple enough: one host thinks of a survival-related word while the others try to guess it, receiving numerical ratings for each guess. But what unfolds is a fascinating exploration of how our brains make connections—sometimes logical, sometimes bewildering—between survival concepts and equipment.
When "map" becomes the target word, confusion reaches epic proportions. Despite hints about forests, trees, and wood, the logical progression (wood becomes paper becomes map) remains elusive to our frustrated guessers. This moment perfectly encapsulates how survival thinking requires connecting dots in unexpected ways. Other targets like "shelter," "heat," "two-way radio," and "antibiotics" create similar challenges, with each revealing something about our hosts' unique approaches to survival logic.
Beyond the laughs, this episode offers genuine insight into how survival experts categorize and prioritize equipment and concepts. The highest ratings consistently go to fundamental survival elements—the things you'd actually need first in a crisis—while specialized equipment often receives lower scores unless directly related to the target word.
Whether you're a survival enthusiast looking to test your own knowledge or simply enjoy listening to three friends descend into increasingly desperate guessing strategies, this episode delivers both entertainment and subtle education. Give it a listen, then ask yourself: would your mind have made the connections needed to survive this game?
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hello survivors, and welcome to another episode of
Will you Survive, the Podcast.
Today I wanted to switch it up,guys.
I feel like I'm the host whodoes games the most and I said
screw it, let's not watch amovie.
That was totally intentionaland not at all, because I kept
forgetting to pick a movie andsend it to you guys.
(00:46):
That would be irresponsible andI'm not like that.
Joining me for this game that Iwill announce later are my two
co-hosts, alex and TJ.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm Alex.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I am TJ.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
He is TJ.
You put the emphasis on thewrong syllable.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, he really did.
He like Christopher Walken.
Did you know what ChristopherWalken does?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
he emphasizes every wrong word you know I can't do a
Christopher Walken.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know how I can't do it either it's crazy he
puts it all in the wrong it'swrong it's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I just got a weird speech impediment.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I can't do it either, but he's.
It's crazy.
He puts it all in the wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It's wrong the way he does it, it's all wrong I don't
know, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's kind of weird.
I just got a weird speechimpediment when I try to do his
voice.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know who you're talking to.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Shout out Christopher Walken, you're talking to me
all wrong, instead of being the.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
None of us have a good Christopher Walken.
He's a tough one.
You know, I think we shouldstop trying, Christopher.
So this game, I am stealingthis premise.
It's been all over TikTok, butthere's one particular podcast
that I should have done myresearch and figured out their
name.
Who is those two funny guys?
(02:01):
You know those two funny guyson TikTok Bobby Lee.
You know them?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, not those guys.
Is it the black and black one,or is it the slightly Mexican
white one?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That one.
He said the black and black one.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What the fuck is that one called?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, he always says crazy shit.
You know who I'm talking about,right?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, there's the one video where he was talking
about how his daughter FrankieFrankie, frankie and oh, I don't
know the other guy's name.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Frankie says crazy shit, but the podcast, if TJ
finds it yeah.
Mostly stealing the premisefrom them.
Oh no, I've also seen anothergroup.
I've seen it all over TikTok.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm realizing I've seen a lot of different TikToks.
If everybody's doing it, it's acompletely original idea and if
anybody has a fucking issuewith it, they could take it up
with me absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
uh, tj will fight you and then make out with you.
So the premise of this game isthat I will have a word picked
in my head and you will say awhatever word comes to your mind
, and your goal is to guess theword that is in my head.
With every guess that you make,I will give that word a rating
(03:14):
from one to a hundred, and onemeaning you're very far from the
answer and a hundred meaningthat is the answer.
So, for instance, let's say theword is ocean and you say water
, I might say 90.
And then let's say you say Idon't know chlorine.
Well then I'm going to sayprobably like two.
(03:37):
So it's more based off of mysubjective judgment of how I,
how I'm associating things.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Um, but that's part of the fun and that's part of
you guys to try and figure outwhat the hell I'm thinking, so
do we understand it's going tobe tough.
Yeah, I think I get it.
Um so, basically I worry foryou, Alex, because TJ and I
share a brain cell sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You guys share.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'll try to say you guys share a brain cell between
you two and they're bothfighting for third place, yeah,
well, so I'm thinking of yeah,that's exactly what's happening,
by the way, alex.
So how do we want to do this,guys?
Do we want to make thiscompetitive or do we want to
just kind of do thiscollaboratively?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't know how I feel like if we?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't know, did you already have words picked out?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So, yes, I have words picked out.
I have a bunch of differentcategories.
I doubt we're going to get toall of them, but so let's start
with one when we'll do each ofyou separately the Basement.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yard.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Podcast, those guys.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, they've done this.
It took me so long because mywhole podcast is full of true
crime and just to uh.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Just to uh circle back to one of the commenters.
Nerdy vet says worst game everdue to laziness lol what do you
mean?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
yo minus one point to that guy.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, what the fuck that guy.
Whoever that guy is.
Now I waited to say this, butjust FYI, do you know that
chlorine is highly associatedwith ocean water?
How?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Salt.
How is that chlorine Sodium?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
chloride, sodium chloride.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh well, see, you have to know that I'm dumb, so
you're gonna have to figure thatout I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm getting it because I feel like you would
actually maybe figure out that Iwould not know that I was
trying to to think when you yougave a good example, because
this is based on and you saidyour subjective knowledge of the
subject, because it was likewait, but as I'm sitting here
thinking, you said chlorine is atwo, so I'm trying to decipher
(05:51):
what you mean by that.
I'm like, oh, you have no ideathat chlorine is derived from
the ocean.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So I'm gonna throw you guys off with stuff like
that, because these are allsurvival themed and, as we know,
out of the three of us, I knowthe least about survival.
Okay, so this is going to beawesome for you guys.
Somebody says, I immediatelythink of 21 pilots okay, no,
well, I, I was thinking poolsand I was like I'm trying to get
(06:16):
you away from I get thattowards ocean.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I get that now.
Now I'm, I'm, I'm jiving, I'mfollowing, wait, what is the
word?
I'm vibing?
Is that right?
I'm with it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm hip, did I use it ?
Is that right Vibing?
Yeah, sure, that's a vibe.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All right, that's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Are we ready?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Got a vibe All righty , all right, so.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
So we'll start with doing it individually, and then
we'll see how long each onetakes.
And then maybe we'll start justdoing them together.
Alex, you're first, let's see.
So.
This first category is basicneeds Basic needs.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yes so.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I have it in my mind.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, this is kind of a not quite 20 questions, right
?
Like do I just make a guess ordo I ask questions?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You just make a guess .
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Basic needs the knowledge that you're going to
get is my response to youranswer.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's how you determine where you're going
after that.
Fire um 30, um uh water, 30basic needs, um okay, uh bug out
(07:49):
bag oh well 30 I'll say like 25, okay, okay, okay I gotta push
you in the right direction I'mgonna go I'm gonna just say
everything is 30 I know I'm likeuh, trees, trees yeah no, oh 30
(08:13):
um charcoal, what?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
uh 10 and this is gonna be very specific, right,
like you said, like ocean um,yeah, it's specific enough okay,
um like, if you give me ananswer within the category, I'll
accept that is to say emergencyrations, too specific I would
just kind of put that under food, I think okay, so.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So this is I'm going for subcategories yeah, if you
hit something within like.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So the main category is basic needs.
If you hit something withinyour answer, I'll give it to you
so I got water, fire, uh, firewater, bug out bag.
Well I mean, I'll give you amuch higher rating actually what
about food?
Didn't you say oh, you saidfire fire water oh I would
associate it more like 47 umwhen you know the answer, I
(09:15):
think this will make a lot moresense.
Okay, I hope uh you're welcometo help tj, although right now
he is your competitor, but I'mtrying to think like.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I don't want to help him, okay, no, he doesn't.
He doesn't deserve help.
I think I already know what itis Really.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Are you giving a hint right now?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What about a canister ?
Canister, yeah, container 15.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, that's a basic need.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
To carry.
If you don't got Tupperware, Idon't have fire for water.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What are you going to do If?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
you don't got Tupperware for all your canned
goods.
What about air, air, water?
I want to say 30, but Iwouldn't really associate.
I would say like 10.
Camp, 90.
(10:09):
10.
Really, associate.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I would say like 10 camp, uh, 90, 10, oh god, 94
shelter.
There you go, okay, okay tookyou that fucking long.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I had it the whole time all right, let's see what
you get?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
did you put stuff on top of your head to mimic
shelter, or was that justshelter?
Or was that just you doing it?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You got to love Nerdy Vet.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Basically your number one fan.
Official said camping and I'mlike shelter.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah yeah, that was like Nerdy Vet says welcome to
the show where the points don'tmatter yeah, the points.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Um, yeah, I'm hosting , so you got a good point.
Don't matter, we'll see.
I that that didn't take thatlong, so I think we could maybe
do this, but we'll see.
I don't know.
It depends on who you ask,that's true.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
TJ editing is like this is oh my God, how would it
have just been.
Like food, water, shelter.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, now I'm going to give you a trickier one, all
right, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I have it 30.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Food, food.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Wait, reverse it.
Food, wait, reverse it.
No, wait, so Chicken nuggets 47.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
47?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
What the fuck that's such a random number.
You're halfway there.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm trying to leave room.
I'm halfway there actually.
Maybe I should have given itlower.
I would have thought about itthat way vehicle 18.
He rolls his eyes with everyanswer I give filter uh three,
how the fuck is chicken nuggets47.
(12:18):
I feel like that's gonna reallythrow you off yeah, no, it's
okay well can I help?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm just gonna go, you can?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm not going to okay it's, it's they're all so
unnecessary, they're allsurvival related.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, okay, and you guessed chicken nugget.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
We're under basic needs.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's under basic needs.
I need those.
Okay Okay, someone's notsurviving.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So food 60.
Fire 90.
No Campfire 92.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Rocket stove 88.
Charcoal 60.
Uh 88.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Charcoal Uh 60.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Fire starter 70.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Smoke Uh 62.
I don't remember where I placedthings when I give answers.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You put fire at 90.
But I'm also giving answers,kind of fast Heat.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
There you go.
That was it.
Heat I was considering giving.
That was it Heat.
I was considering giving a hint, but then I was like that might
be cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
That is cheating.
I didn't get a hint, yeah,because I didn't give you a hint
.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Alright, well, I will say I think TJ got it faster,
so I'm going to give him thepoint for that round, because
points do matter actually.
Ha you got bamboozled?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I think that's garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We'll see if I remember them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
My handy-dandy notepad or sticky note.
Boom TJ Alex.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Alex gets one.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Boom, tj got one.
All right, let's see.
So the next category is gearand tools.
Now I will say I got this listfrom chad gpt and then I asked
it to randomly pick two and holyfuck it.
Uh, it picked a reallydifficult one for one of you and
then I was like I can't do that.
This would be another like 21questions where I would just get
(14:19):
nothing but shit for the theitems that I chose for you guys.
So I had to adjust.
But what was it, halbert?
It was paracord.
And I was like there's no waythey're getting paracord.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I would get paracord I would have got.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No, because I barely know what paracord is so I would
not be able to help
Speaker 3 (14:35):
you get to that various strings inside of a
sheath of other fabric.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, see, I could have Googled it and maybe
figured it out, but I'm notconfident.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
It's a very strong cord.
You can use it for a lot ofthings.
If you take it apart, you canuse that shit for fishing line.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's very good to make it work for knives.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You can use it for a bunch of stuff, anyways.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Making nets hammocks, hangocks hanging.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I'm learning a lot here, general consensus is yes,
it's true, alex I have your wordin my mind, okay and this one
is we're no longer in basicneeds.
We're in gear and tools.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And tools.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hatchet, uh, one Hammer Three.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Just because I don't want to say one again.
Backpack Twenty Um tarp.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh, okay, this one's going to take some thinking, but
42.
I got it.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I don't think you do.
I got it.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
If you do, you should send it to me on Discord.
I'll look on my phone, Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Paracord, paracord.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'm just kidding, Wow you got it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's crazy, no Before.
I actually solidify my littleanswer that I'm going to send to
you.
Yeah, okay, before I actuallysolidify my little answer that
I'm going to, send to you.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, okay, you could do that in your head.
Quiet voice, quiet voice.
Okay, I'm going to rememberwhat, yeah.
No, it's dino nuggets Undergears and tools.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, tactical nugs.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So Tarp got me the highest.
What about, let's see if I gobackwards here?
What about knife?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, five, okay, tent 24.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh, okay, so tarp is up there.
42.
I feel like I might throw youoff with that.
Tent dropped.
Hammock Five Okay, and it'sgear and tools um nothing's
higher so far than backpack orthan no tarp, nothing's higher
(16:55):
than tarp tj's guess isincorrect.
I'm gonna say um, what about?
It's a little too specific, Ithink.
But what about plastic sheeting?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
50.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, a little bit higher.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Your second guess is incorrect.
What if I were to say water 35.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
How about clothes, seven Shelter when do I put that
40?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
40.
Shelter tarp.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
so then what about?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm doing you no favors here.
What?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
about.
It doesn't have to be.
You know, your guesses don'thave to be specific objects.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
If you're trying to get an idea of what it is, it
could be more concepts and I cangive you ratings on the
concepts yeah and because I'mtrying to connect where we got,
we got tarp is the highest at 40shelter.
So I think I've got to maneuveraround a little bit more and
say, um, I'm trying to think ofof things that I would have in a
(18:13):
in a backpack.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You should think less like that and more like me.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Fuck, uh, okay, cell phone charger Two.
I'm thinking like you.
What the hell.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
In what world does TARP being 40 mean cell phone
charger?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, I do have a reasoning for putting it where I
put it.
Okay, and I think when you hearwhat it is, it might make sense
.
It also just might not.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, what about about?
Um, let's go.
I'm still trying to think ofgear gear and tools um emergency
blanket.
Um, it's kind of like a tarp,but it's lighter at 38 okay, so
um all your guesses are wrong,tj.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now I'm pissed off I died I'm angry um, how about?
I did not think this would bethis difficult this one's tough
um no.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
So how shelter is it?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
uh uh, water collection uh, tj guessed the
same thing, 23.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Food storage 3.
But shelter's only 40.
How do I get up there?
Okay, so what do I go past TarpIf I were to say forest
Backpack was down low.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Do you want me to give him the number?
Forest?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Wait, he doesn't get the point for this, no he won't
get the point.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Uh, it's a little bit of a leap.
I'm gonna go with 40.
Well, I'm gonna go with 50, 50tarp forest.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm so lost.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Forest is 50, but tarp is only 40 when you guys
get it, I I think it'll makesense shelter is only 42 josh it
wasn't dead um, it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I gotta, I gotta, break out of this shelter.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Thought here um hammock I think you already
guessed that did I.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
What was that?
The last round?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I think you guessed hammock, because I specifically
thought about using this item ina hammock and I was like 23, I
think is what I said, orsomewhere around there using the
item.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, so what about it's?
Gear and tools okay tourniquetuh two uh well, let me say first
aid one.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's like, yeah, I'm gonna stick with it, but there's
arguments for it shelter, firstaid.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He also said, it's not for a trap.
I'll give you a hint shelterfirst aid my first thought was
maybe like a groundfall trap.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, it's not, it's not for trapping, it's not for
food trapping, it's not forwater trapping.
Shelter, tarp and forest arecamouflage 20.
Jeez Forest Green.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't know, 38.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
How do I get up Wood oh?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
okay, 60.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Leaves 60.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
50.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's going the right.
What about underbrush?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
48.
Okay, you're going in the rightdirection.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Fire starter.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Back to like 23.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
There goes my guess Tree sap.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I think 13.
Well, no, I'd give it higher,I'd give it much higher than
that, maybe like 42.
42.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I think that's fair.
I'm definitely going to have toput some background music in
this fucking episode, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
This is fucking tough man.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Oh yeah, Do you want a?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
hint yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
In our 21 questions episode you found it smart to
hit different categories of gearand survival in broad strokes
to try and eliminate some of themain things like first aid or
shelter and things like that.
I think that might help.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Okay, well, I already did shelter, I did first aid.
I got the highest response onforest.
Um, no response on food orwater, um nothing on fire, um,
what are you?
What are you going?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
smoke signal, uh gear and tools gear and tools tarp
was the highest item ofsomething I could think of yeah
tree forest when the highestthing highest, you start
thinking about what you coulduse that thing for instead of
trying to get to something else,because it's not a tarp.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
So no, it's not a tarp, but that was that's the
highest item that I can think ofcarrying.
This is gear and tools andcan't carry a forest, can't
carry.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Keep in mind associations or things that
could be related, things thatcould be close to it or things
that could just be leading youinto the right direction.
Let's see a saw.
(23:40):
Uh, no, back down to like 10,well, maybe, maybe closer to
like 30.
I will say remember other toolswere at like five and three but
this is gear and tools.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Forest is a 50.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I think was forest, not 60?
.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
No, no tree was 60.
No tree was 60.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
No, fuck, is it close ?
You want to put it out there,boots 13.
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You guys are missing.
Like a whole category that youguys are normally all over
Hiking oh oh 57.
Like a whole category that youguys are normally all over
hiking oh oh 57 did I?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
did I not say shelter ?
You said shelter okay, shelterI think I gave that like
communication uh, maybe like 38okay, um, I already did first
aid 97 buick le sabre um zerofuck I thought.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I thought that was it .
Hiking was fairly decent.
Didn't reach somebody who has a97 buick le sabre I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That was that tree was at 60 tree was at 60, so
what can you use from a tree?
I already asked about a saw god, I am so about a drill.
I'm so hoping that when theanswer is given, everybody's
like oh, that makes sense, andthat they're not all angry at me
you said a drill, a drill like,like 12.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Cabin 25.
Okay, we're back down again.
Tree is the highest.
Wood got me nothing right.
Wood was.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
No wood got you something.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Wasn't that like 47 or something like that?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Well, I said hiking, and hiking got a high one too.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
If tree's 60, maybe I would give wood like 62.
Oh, wood is a little more inthe direction I don't know if
you ever said wood, but I'llgive it 62.
If I said something else before, I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wood is 62.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
An egg salad sandwich from the 7-Eleven Forest is 50,
tree is 60,.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Wood is 62.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
That's it.
It's the egg salad sandwichfrom the 7-eleven on 57th street
yes, um of course canopy uh 13purple so it has nothing to do
with the tree itself.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Wood 62 I gotta keep going in that direction.
This is I'm still way too faroff.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We're in concepts of a plan right now.
Black Gear and tools.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Would a black use this?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Gear and tools.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And you say we would ordinarily be all over this
category.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You guys would normally have already hit this
category.
You guys haven't even hit thecategory and that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
How?
What category could we bemissing?
Food, water, shelter?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
we already said that's pretty low on the list,
like 38, because you guys havedone like first aid, you guys
have done food stuff.
You guys have done, uh, waterpurification stuff um heat.
You've done first aid, you'vedone shelter I've done
communication heat would be umtypically under shelter.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I don't know that there's another category after
that there most certainlycommunication and there's one
more that's your gear um defense.
Uh, oh you 45 what about weapon?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Defense 45.
What about weapon?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
10.
Fishing pole 15.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Bow and arrow 15.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Stealth One One.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay, so hiking forest.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
One might be harsh, harsh, but it's low tree wood
wood is a 62.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's not high enough.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We're still way outside uh I feel like, at this
point, do we want to startworking as a team?
I'm trying, yeah, yeah, I meanyou have been, but Alex, Alex,
Alex, Alex.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Navigation.
What do you use for navigationin your everyday life?
What do you use to navigate?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
GPS.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
What is a GPS 96.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Cell phone.
What is a GPS A map?
You go oh, jesus you guys werestuck on map so so wood for
paper, yeah, oh, god, that'swhat?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
because you guys, when you hit tarp, I thought
well, it's a big square I hatekind a map but, like really big
that fucked me so hard I had toget you towards it.
But then that's why I realized Ithrew you off with that.
I kept saying I was like Iprobably threw you off with that
.
And then you said forest and Iwas like, oh, wood paper.
(28:46):
Yes, let me get you closer toit.
So I gave it 60 and then I gavetree 62, but you guys kept
guessing tools and I keptputting the tools below 10 and
you guys kept guessing toolsthat was the we were gonna get
the right tool I'm like no, anytool.
I would have put a higher than10 if it was a tool.
(29:06):
It's close in the vicinity.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Josh, did that upset me so much?
You already upset our numberone fan.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Look, my mind is beautiful and it's fine.
And it works fine, you're anartist.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Made of wood.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
For sure.
Curious George just says whyLet me put this tarp down.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
What was the problem?
Which one was the problem?
You tell me which one was theproblem Besides tarp I admitted,
tarp might have thrown you off,but I was trying to get you
into a shape.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Nerdy is on your side , he said.
Maps are technically tools.
Curious.
George said yeah, maps aretechnically tools Maps aren't
always square, though CuriousGeorge said yeah, maps are paper
.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
In the 21 questions you guys were like first aid
communication, navigation, waterpurification.
Those were like your first fourevery time.
And then we get here and youguys are like I've never walked
around, I've never had to knowwhere I'm going in the wild.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
TJ's better be that hard.
I don't know if it will be thatsucks.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I didn't think that one would be hard.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, TJ.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
This is going to be so easy, tj.
Turn your brain off, just guess.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I have yours in mind, and it's not paracord Food.
That'd been so funny, though.
Paracord Um 15.
Water 15.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Navigation.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Uh, 30.
It's not navigation.
It's not navigation.
Navigation 30.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's not navigation 1976.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
VW bus.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
What'd you say?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
1976 VW bus.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's it.
I'm gonna go with Eric's Mind,circle, circle.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I could really throw you off, but I won't too square
what, what this feels like he'strying to get into your head.
This feels like the test I took.
What?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
shape is it?
Eric is?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
it a square for talented and gifted?
No, but it's.
You gotta be fair you.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You actually said you picked Tarp because it's a
square like a map.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, well, that's fair.
So he's fucking with you.
I mean 35?
.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Oval 27?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Trapezoid, what 10?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
The Decahedron.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Zero.
What are we doing here?
I feel like I broke you guyswith map.
I can't do this anymore, I lovemap I broke you guys on the
(32:05):
third one.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, that fucking broke my brain.
You had warning, you knew aboutchlorine.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay, you knew this is what was happening it's true,
equals map you could use a tarpto make a map on it, could you
not?
I will be fair.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You kept it relatively low.
I couldn't get past it.
To figure it out.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I didn't say it was 70 or something.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I got it, that would have really fucked you up.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, metal.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
What was your word again?
Metal, oh 60.
Oh, um 60.
Nice, uh 40.
No Lower 20.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Weapon 10.
Tool oh wait, hang on, hang on,I'll give it a 35.
Tool 30.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Trap 27.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I don't want to throw you off hunting five.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
What was metal again?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think I said 60.
I would revise it to 50, but itit doesn't, it's not really
going to make that much of adifference well, metal's made of
carbon, and so is everythingelse, so just so you know
there's some really good ones onthe chat here.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't think you can see what's the category again
of the thing Gear and toolsFabric.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
What was your word again?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Fabric.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
No, I forgot your word oh 18.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Shoes Five Pants.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Six.
Well, oh wait, wait, let megive it 20, 20.
Cargo Like cargo pants, it'scargo.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Cargo in general Cargo, how does that factor into
the?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
word 40.
I feel confident with thatStorage Uh.
26.
Drugs 19.
Jansport backpack.
I feel like these answers arenot giving you anything.
I'm going to go 33.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
It's giving me things .
It's giving me things.
I said water.
What was water Water?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I think I said 15 for food and water, cube, cube, uh.
10, gloves, 11, shelter ah,this is uh, it's so similar to
others.
40 environment uh, oh man,these are Environment no 21.
(34:57):
I guess it was as hard as Hot,nah.
18.
Cold, 18.
Gray, what 24.
I was trying to guess the color.
Um, so specific color is it see?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
because you can't even ask questions, it's just
fucking word.
Association eyes one.
What was the highest?
I can't even remember what thehighest one I got.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't remember the highest one you got, do you
remember?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I think the highest one you got might have been it
wasn't Shelter, I think it wasMetal.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, Metal was 60.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I revised it to 50, but that's still the highest
Hard you said hard yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Ah 57.
, it's a fucking brick.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Ding ding ding Gear and tools.
You know your defense brick.
This might just come down toknowledge, but I'm gonna give it
a 12.
I'm pretty sure Flint's a rock,not a metal.
So Well, it's more if this toolslash gear has flint in it
Magnesium.
(36:18):
I'm going to say 12 as well,for the same exact reason.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I said fire.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I don't remember.
If you did say fire, I wouldsay I think I said 15.
Well, I would put it at 15.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You did for fire and water and food.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I helped you, Alex.
Where's my help at?
I'm going to need some help.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Because I said water, I broke my goddamn brain dude.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
And Josh said canteen , and then you were like four.
And, and he's like, so it's notcanteen thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
So you did.
You did the categories rightfood, water, shelter yeah,
communication, is that anofficial guess communication?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
communication 70 antenna 75 so satellite phone 82
try two-way radio two-way radioding, ding, ding.
I'll give you that was justradio oh, fucking, that was one
of the ones on the 20 questions.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
You fuck, yeah, well, I that was one I'm saying you
guys, the one that we likereally couldn't fucking get.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I thought you were gonna get it, because you you
said navigation and I was likeoh, he's gonna say communication
next, and then you justabandoned that completely and
just started guessing otherstuff oh no, not me.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, yeah, okay, I was looking at you, but I met him.
Okay, I will admit something,okay, but hear me out it took me
so long to jump in to help you,tj, because I seriously was
fucking zoning out on thisstupid minecraft, minecraft dude
I was sitting here.
I was so fucking zoned in on itand then all of a sudden,
(38:12):
you're like Where's my help?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I was doing the same thing while you were fucking
guessing.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I will say I did get that faster than he got his no.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I don't know, that was pretty equal, no, it took
you 18 minutes Let me look wherethe clap marks are.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh yeah, Definitely faster.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Lies.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay.
Well, I think we only need likeone more right From each of us,
and I think that should beenough.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
This next one, let's do, hmm Do we want to do?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
items and resources, or environments and terrain?
I think, judging by yourknowledge on either of them, we
might be better off with itemsand resources.
What do you think, tj.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah probably that you guys are the type to be like
magnesium and I'm like I don'tknow, fucking 12 and like
magnesium is made in thatenvironment.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Well, no magnesium.
You use this a fire starterfucker okay for radio.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
When you said magnesium, when you said flint,
I'm like yeah I don't know ifthose are in that.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I don't think so.
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
No, I get why metal was high.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, yeah, I said 60 , and then I was like I feel
like it's mostly plastic so thatmight kind of mislead you, but
there's definitely metal inthere.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
It's probably rectangular.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
When you said square, I gave you the highest one
because I was like go forrectangle Every time I was
leading you toward the direction.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
You just abandoned that thought process, I don't
know, for some reason.
It's just your face dog, yourface.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Just, mr x, there's just something about your face
okay, I'm gonna give a hard oneso that we have tons of of
footage.
Uh, I'm gonna give a hard onefor both of you.
I think you guys get me nowright, you guys understand my
brain.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
No, there is no one who will believe that you and I
did not coordinate that at all.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
That was so in sync.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
At least on our end.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That was at the exact same time.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Stupid dude.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
This episode is so funny.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Fantastic so.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Alex.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I have your word.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, items and resources.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Items and resources.
Items and resources okay, food,uh 28 uh water 22 first aid uh
40 navigation uh 18 shelter 41.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay, first aid and shelter have the highest.
Food is third items andresources.
Um shelter and first aid, I'mgonna go hard in with tourniquet
tourniquet uh well, 44 and whatabout, say, tarp 39 items and
(41:31):
resources there's food?
Water is lower, food was nottoo low, but I'm not confident
with my answers on this one.
First aid and shelter were thehighest.
Tarp doesn't even reach thelevel oh 42 for shelter, 40 for
first aid.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I think I said 40 for shelter and 41 for first aid.
Oh, 40 for shelter, 40 forfirst aid.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I think I said 40 for shelter and 41 for first aid,
oh 40 for shelter, 41 for firstaid items and resources.
Um is it?
What about um?
Is it a metal object?
So 10.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, I'd say lower than five okay, fabric uh 40, 40
, 40 um clothing 32 um, well,okay, you're not gonna fuck me
hat.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
No, I'm not fucking with you like that all right, uh
hat, I would put at 12.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Again, this makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
What about?
I think we lost TJ.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Watching Minecraft Park oh.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
I'm not.
I'm locked in.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
You're locked in.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
He's making one of those police boards where you
put the yarn between differentthings.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
He's figuring it all out.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I'm trying All right.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
So I liked first aid and shelter the best, but we
still got to get higher and Ithink it was shelter.
That was 41 right, or was thatfirst aid?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
first aid was 41.
First aid was 41, shelter was40 yeah, and I think tourniquet
was 44 and so we go to but bringthat back up when we get the
answer.
Bring tourniquet back up,because I'm curious what about
blood clotting gauze 34.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Then we go to what about a stretcher?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
It's such a tricky item, I'm going to go 27.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Let me be more generic Bandages 55.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
55.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Okay, but not just blood clotting gauze.
All gauze is low right, there'slike 20 something.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I would put it around the same area.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
All right, alcohol yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Alcohol 12.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Okay, so it's not in the solvent.
What about sutures or stitches?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
No, like 18.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Okay, okay, tourniquet bandages.
We've got to get higher.
We're not even above the 50syet.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
No, bandage was 55.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
50 bandages.
Oh yeah, you're not above the50s yet.
No bandage was 55, 50 band.
Oh, yeah, you're not above the50s, yeah and we're we're liking
first aid better than anythingelse so far.
Um, just so far.
I know shelter was also upthere, so if it could be
something with dual use becauseI know fabric was up in the the
range, it wasn't that high.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Um, let me see, let me see uh that answer might be
subjective or limited onknowledge, but I'm pretty
confident with it what aboutlike a compression bandage, a
compression sleeve?
Uh, I'd put it around like 27.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Okay, what about Trying to go through all of the
first aid and shelter items inmy mind?
Bandages was fairly high.
How do I get up into the 90s?
What about duct tape?
That's it.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
It is duct tape.
It's duct tape Fucking A whoguessed?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Nerdy vet, nerdy vet, I think fucking hey, who
guessed it?
Speaker 4 (45:33):
nerdy vet nerdy vet.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I think that point should go to nerdy vet does the
sticky stuff make sense?
Does anytime.
You said something sticky.
I tried to give it a higher I'mgonna be a hundred percent.
I was not there when you guyswould say when you guys would
say, like clothing or something,I was like, well, you could
duct tape it like.
(45:54):
That's kind of where the thingsthat were in like the 20s and
30s were all things that I waslike.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
You could repair it with duct tape yeah, we're gonna
you could kind of use duct tapeas a.
Uh, you could use duct tape asa yeah, I so.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
That's why, like it was a little tricky, okay, so
tourniquet, I gave it 44.
Could you make a tourniquetwith duct tape?
Yeah, if you did it tightenough.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
You could, but your problem with using duct tape as
a tourniquet would be getting itoff.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
The whole entire.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Thing would be you do it so that you could get to a
hospital or first aid quickly Ifyou twist duct tape to make it
into a cordage you couldprobably make a tourniquet with
it.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah, for sure To use it as a tightener.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, so I wasn't sure with that one, but I was
pretty sure you could.
That's good to know.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I was also sitting here generating AI with my.
You survived the podcast tillnext time.
Stay alive.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
That was pretty good, all right, last one, you guys
get how my brain works now, no,okay, well, good luck then.
I feel like I've made a lot ofsense.
The only one that seemed toupset people was map.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Tarp, a square map, a square Map, a tarp.
That was actually my brain.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
As I brick from Anchorman.
I love lamp.
I love map, tarp map.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Forest map.
I'm a simple man guys Wood makepaste, make paper.
I love lamp.
I love map Tarp Map Forest.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I'm a simple man, guys.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Wood.
Make paste, make paper.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Map.
I don't even know about thepaste, I just went wood paper.
Anyways, I'm a simple man.
I have your word?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
What's your word?
Yeah, paracord.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Ding, ding ding.
What's the?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Items and resources.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
It's definitely going to take a while.
If you get it within the first10, I would lose my mind.
That'd be incredible.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Circle, 30.
Triangle, 20.
Square 22.
Rectangle 35.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Oblong circle otherwise an oval yeah, I was
gonna say it's a complicated wayof saying that 47 ovular circle
.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
You said 47 yeah okay , I know the shape.
I'm here.
Here I got it.
I'm locked in.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
He's like airplane, sun Moon, earth.
I'll give you it.
Those are all ones.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Coconut.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
It's Fuck.
I'm so Dude.
What's the category?
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Items and resources.
Items and resources.
Items and resources.
Okay, I broke them guys.
Food.
Uh, I'm gonna really fuck 57egg 20.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
That'd be crazy if it was.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'd be so mad.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Cooking pot 18.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Water, oh, that's 60.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Life straw 20.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
For the audio listeners, between everything he
says is me heavily mulling overwhat I'm going to say with some
head shakes, faces anduncertainty.
Canteen Like right now, 43.
Pan, that doesn't seem right.
(49:45):
No, hang on, give me a second.
Canteen, no 22.
22.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Oh, that went down.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
That went the other way, no 22.
That went down, that went theother way.
Water was 47?
.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
And remember it's an oblong circle.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
You guys make the game more complicated.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Out of the shapes that you guessed.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
You said a toilet, yeah.
Eight Navigation Ten.
You said a toilet, yeah, uheight Navigation.
Ten Trap, maybe I'll, maybeI'll give it 15, but Trap, trap,
no five Fishing Wait, uh no,I'll leave trap where it was,
fishing seven.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Hunting Seven.
Hunting Seven.
Three-dimensional object Uh.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
Three-dimensional object.
This is not gonna help you atall.
95.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Okay, so we know it's not a two-dimensional drawing
like we mentioned.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
, ha, ha, ha ha.
Okay, so we know it's not atwo-dimensional drawing.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh well, my GPS is 3D , so the map is 3D, though.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
It's Google Earth.
The Earth is an oblong circle.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
We all know um milk milk never hurt, no 10, why is?
Speaker 3 (51:21):
milk 10.
I feel like it should be zeroin some way or form it.
It's fucking related by 10%.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You could, but I judge.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Plastic.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
But that's only because if you went to go get
the milk right now, you wouldn'tcome back.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Plastic 52.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Oh, going down it's a vibrator.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Ding, ding, ding.
You need it for survival.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
You can use it to boil water, I mean.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I know what TJ needs.
It's late guys, it's afterhours.
We're sorry.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Can you give me a fucking hint?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I did not give Alex a hint, and it's not nearly as
long as it took him, so I'mgoing to hold off for a bit.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, TJ.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
A couple more guesses and I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Or you could just forfeit the point.
Of course you could, but don'tdo that 12.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Entertainment no two.
It's not a TV that'd behilarious, though it's not one
of those old TVs.
The ovular.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
TVs.
You know, did you get acategory yet?
Food, water, shelter, first aidnavigation communication.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
TV would be well.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
24 yeah, water was high, so was the we know the
ship.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Ish, I really thought you would have had it by now.
Soap, or at least in thevicinity.
So 38.
Hygiene 37 I don't think it'sshelter.
30, maybe like 20, actuallycommunication 10, did you guess?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
fire, fire.
I don't think it's Shelter 30?
Or maybe like 20, actuallyCommunication 10.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Did you guess fire, fire, 10.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, I guessed fire, I'm pretty sure, I think I
might have given a differentrating earlier, but Water you
already guessed that.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
I know, I just need to hear your answer again,
didn't I?
Speaker 1 (53:26):
say like 60?
, something like that?
Or did I say 60?
Something like that?
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh, yeah, that's how you started going to cantina
Forest equals map tarp equalsmap, tree equals map, wood
equals map.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Is what Josh said.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
What about a water?
Speaker 3 (53:41):
bladder, water bladder.
I'm going to say the wordstorage, storage 44?
, 44?
Boiling storage 44 boiling uh12 bacteria.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
I'm gonna go with 76 antibiotic ointment 98 what's
the?
Speaker 3 (54:14):
is it the fucking name brand antibiotic?
Speaker 1 (54:17):
ointment neosporin it's not a name brand.
I'll give you that it's moregeneric wallsporin or whatever
the fuck Walgreens does.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
You know how they always just add a wall to shit.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
It's so stupid.
No, go to the store.
Can you pick me up?
Some?
You know how they always justadd a wall to shit.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
It's so stupid.
No, yeah, go to the store.
Can you pick me up someWaltussin?
Speaker 2 (54:36):
No, it sounds disgusting the CVS brand.
I hate that Our target is justup and up.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
If you want to sponsor me Walgreens, you can.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
That'd be great.
Yeah, I'd shop at Walgreens.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Fuck yeah, love Walgreens.
I mean not, unless you pay us,then fuck Walgreens.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
So it'd be like an antiseptic cream.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
An antibiotic cream.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Was 98.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Was 98.
So by that logic, the clearanswer it's literally so clear
it's literally so clear it's soclear.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
It's right there, you got a 98 antibiotics is that
your guess antibiotics ding,ding, ding, ding ding.
Okay, so a lot of that stuff.
I didn't know if it qualifiedas antibiotics uh, I hate you.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Virtually none of it water and that's what I'm gonna
stab you next time I see you soyou're getting stabbed oblong
oval antibiotic pills.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Okay, that are like an oblong oval, that's fine
water because to take the pill.
Most people don't dry swallowpills like you and me.
But maybe I could have tailoredthat more towards you.
But that's where I got waterfrom.
And then when you said, whenyou said, when you started
saying the wounds like cut, Iwas like yeah, you could need
antibiotics for that.
And you were like gash, I'mlike like sure.
(56:11):
Then you said burn.
I'm like oh, you most certainlyneed antibiotics for burns, yep
, but then you started goingdown like burn cream and whatnot
and I'm like I don't know ifthe cream itself is an
antibiotic.
I'm pretty sure you takeantibiotics for that.
And then aloe vera, I'm prettysure is not.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
No aloe vera?
I'm pretty sure is not.
No, aloe vera is just to likesoothe a fucking sunburn.
No, I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Well, but aloe vera does have antibiotic properties.
So that's where I was, that'swhy I was like I don't want to
give it below a 50, but I wantto get you on the right track
again.
So same thing with antiseptic.
That is an antibiotic.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Okay, see, yeah, it's antiseptic a little bit of that
was see, I, I, I knew it was anantiseptic but I couldn't.
I couldn't remember if thatmeant antibiotic, like if it was
along the same categories,antibacterial, different
antibacterial.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
No, no, no, it's the same.
That's, that's the same.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, antibacterial antibiotic okay, because when he
said bacteria too, I was like Idon't know.
So yeah, uh, what'd you guysthink?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
fucking too hard oh, that is great.
I love this episode.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
This is very funny I feel like I, I just like, gave
it to you guys oh yeah, you justgave it to us, right?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
yeah, oh, yeah, you just gave it to us right.
Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah, I've been watching Minecraft Parkour for
the past hour and 42 minutes anddude has not missed a fucking
jump.
Dude, it's fucking crazy,that's the way I like it.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Well, alex, is your brain too broken, or could you
give our socials?
Speaker 2 (57:56):
I would love to give our socials everybody.
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(58:37):
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At.
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Speaker 1 (58:44):
all right.
Um well, I suppose I have topick a winner now, which is
tough Cause I stopped keepingtrack.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
I won, I'm not going to lie.
That last one, the pointdefinitely went to you, Alex,
but I think the other ones, thatlast one you definitely took
way longer than Alex, but Ididn't know, I feel the other
two.
I am confident that Alex tooklonger.
(59:16):
No, so it was, it was pretty Ithink the second one was neck
and neck, but I do think TJ didit just slightly faster, or at
least in fewer guesses.
I disagree.
Well, that sucks for you and itdoesn't really matter.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
TJ is our winner today.
Yay, you survived the podcasttill next time.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
Stay alive but that's not the end of the episode.
But that was beautiful.
It's not the end of the episodeum?
Speaker 3 (59:45):
I just alex, do you?
Speaker 2 (59:47):
have a loser speech.
I think it's rigged.
You motherfuckers did ahandshake deal illegally.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
I am going to launch an investigation and find out
how many of these votes came inovernight, and are those going
to be all appointed by you andrun by you and funded by you?
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Look, you don't worry about the process, okay, the
process is the process, just theresult and the results are
going to?
Is the process just the result,and the results are gonna make
the people happy, okay, and whenthey don't, no, it will make
the people happy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
If they don't like it , they could just all right, so
we have a fascist over here andtj your winner's speech.
I didn't know.
We had the fucking presidentialelection here.
Tj sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
TJ lost.
I would like to.
I would like to thank theacademy and all of those who
have done right by me Throughoutthe years.
I'd like to thank my beautifulwife For loving and supporting
me Through all these hard timesand hardships.
You know, we really pulled inon that last question.
You know all my idea got thereall the way.
(01:01:01):
Really, alex was just holdingme back that whole time.
So you know, shout out to yournumber one fan official.
He has been our number one fanofficial.
He has.
He has been our number one fanofficial.
Um, he has, and he's the onlynumber one fan official.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
So yeah, well, there is number one fan official too.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Yeah it is true, it is true, that's true.
And, and on my end, uh, in theloser's corner, I'm going to
shout out uh, nerdy vetandGeorge, who were trying to
help me out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
NerdyVet should have got one of them.
He did.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
I hereby give NerdyVet a season point.
He's in the runnings now, wow.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Fourth place Nerdy.
Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
That was a lie.
You get nothing from me youdon't deserve anything because I
am josh I am the king of thispodcast, other than eric, you
know.
He really pulled this oh,you're fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
It's great you're worried about, you're worried
about a fascist, but you got aking over there.
Look, I am a good fascistyou're also bald what does that
have to do with it?
If you're trying to keep thebloodline strong as kings do.
You can't start out bald, yougotta get bald down the line.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Once you've married enough cousins.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Hitler was not bald.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Hitler was not bald when I started.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I had a whole lot of hair.
Remember, I'm much older thanyou.
Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Yeah, 257, and that is my winner's speech he is
Nosferatu, um, and that is it'sconfirmed.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Shout out Curious George.
This game is like war there areno winners, unless you don't
play.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Well, even if you don't play, well, even if you
don't play, you just kind of getbombed at randomly.
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
So you know, yeah, with that, tj will be hosting
the next episode.
Alex lost and is salty about it.
Neither of these two understandmy brain, and that's okay, and
until next time, stay alive.
Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
And if you are trapped in the woods and all you
have is a tarp, do not try toread it as a map.
It will not work.
(01:03:46):
Thank you,
Hello survivors, and welcome to another episode of
Will you Survive, the Podcast.
Today I wanted to switch it up,guys.
I feel like I'm the host whodoes games the most and I said
screw it, let's not watch amovie.
That was totally intentionaland not at all, because I kept
forgetting to pick a movie andsend it to you guys.
(00:46):
That would be irresponsible andI'm not like that.
Joining me for this game that Iwill announce later are my two
co-hosts, alex and TJ.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm Alex.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I am TJ.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
He is TJ.
You put the emphasis on thewrong syllable.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, he really did.
He like Christopher Walken.
Did you know what ChristopherWalken does?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
he emphasizes every wrong word you know I can't do a
Christopher Walken.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know how I can't do it either it's crazy he
puts it all in the wrong it'swrong it's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I just got a weird speech impediment.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I can't do it either, but he's.
It's crazy.
He puts it all in the wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It's wrong the way he does it, it's all wrong I don't
know, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's kind of weird.
I just got a weird speechimpediment when I try to do his
voice.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know who you're talking to.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Shout out Christopher Walken, you're talking to me
all wrong, instead of being the.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
None of us have a good Christopher Walken.
He's a tough one.
You know, I think we shouldstop trying, Christopher.
So this game, I am stealingthis premise.
It's been all over TikTok, butthere's one particular podcast
that I should have done myresearch and figured out their
name.
Who is those two funny guys?
(02:01):
You know those two funny guyson TikTok Bobby Lee.
You know them?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, not those guys.
Is it the black and black one,or is it the slightly Mexican
white one?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That one.
He said the black and black one.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What the fuck is that one called?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, he always says crazy shit.
You know who I'm talking about,right?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, there's the one video where he was talking
about how his daughter FrankieFrankie, frankie and oh, I don't
know the other guy's name.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Frankie says crazy shit, but the podcast, if TJ
finds it yeah.
Mostly stealing the premisefrom them.
Oh no, I've also seen anothergroup.
I've seen it all over TikTok.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm realizing I've seen a lot of different TikToks.
If everybody's doing it, it's acompletely original idea and if
anybody has a fucking issuewith it, they could take it up
with me absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
uh, tj will fight you and then make out with you.
So the premise of this game isthat I will have a word picked
in my head and you will say awhatever word comes to your mind
, and your goal is to guess theword that is in my head.
With every guess that you make,I will give that word a rating
(03:14):
from one to a hundred, and onemeaning you're very far from the
answer and a hundred meaningthat is the answer.
So, for instance, let's say theword is ocean and you say water
, I might say 90.
And then let's say you say Idon't know chlorine.
Well then I'm going to sayprobably like two.
(03:37):
So it's more based off of mysubjective judgment of how I,
how I'm associating things.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Um, but that's part of the fun and that's part of
you guys to try and figure outwhat the hell I'm thinking, so
do we understand it's going tobe tough.
Yeah, I think I get it.
Um so, basically I worry foryou, Alex, because TJ and I
share a brain cell sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You guys share.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'll try to say you guys share a brain cell between
you two and they're bothfighting for third place, yeah,
well, so I'm thinking of yeah,that's exactly what's happening,
by the way, alex.
So how do we want to do this,guys?
Do we want to make thiscompetitive or do we want to
just kind of do thiscollaboratively?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't know how I feel like if we?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't know, did you already have words picked out?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So, yes, I have words picked out.
I have a bunch of differentcategories.
I doubt we're going to get toall of them, but so let's start
with one when we'll do each ofyou separately the Basement.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yard.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Podcast, those guys.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, they've done this.
It took me so long because mywhole podcast is full of true
crime and just to uh.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Just to uh circle back to one of the commenters.
Nerdy vet says worst game everdue to laziness lol what do you
mean?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
yo minus one point to that guy.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, what the fuck that guy.
Whoever that guy is.
Now I waited to say this, butjust FYI, do you know that
chlorine is highly associatedwith ocean water?
How?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Salt.
How is that chlorine Sodium?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
chloride, sodium chloride.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh well, see, you have to know that I'm dumb, so
you're gonna have to figure thatout I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm getting it because I feel like you would
actually maybe figure out that Iwould not know that I was
trying to to think when you yougave a good example, because
this is based on and you saidyour subjective knowledge of the
subject, because it was likewait, but as I'm sitting here
thinking, you said chlorine is atwo, so I'm trying to decipher
(05:51):
what you mean by that.
I'm like, oh, you have no ideathat chlorine is derived from
the ocean.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So I'm gonna throw you guys off with stuff like
that, because these are allsurvival themed and, as we know,
out of the three of us, I knowthe least about survival.
Okay, so this is going to beawesome for you guys.
Somebody says, I immediatelythink of 21 pilots okay, no,
well, I, I was thinking poolsand I was like I'm trying to get
(06:16):
you away from I get thattowards ocean.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I get that now.
Now I'm, I'm, I'm jiving, I'mfollowing, wait, what is the
word?
I'm vibing?
Is that right?
I'm with it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm hip, did I use it ?
Is that right Vibing?
Yeah, sure, that's a vibe.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All right, that's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Are we ready?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Got a vibe All righty , all right, so.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
So we'll start with doing it individually, and then
we'll see how long each onetakes.
And then maybe we'll start justdoing them together.
Alex, you're first, let's see.
So.
This first category is basicneeds Basic needs.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yes so.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I have it in my mind.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, this is kind of a not quite 20 questions, right
?
Like do I just make a guess ordo I ask questions?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You just make a guess .
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Basic needs the knowledge that you're going to
get is my response to youranswer.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's how you determine where you're going
after that.
Fire um 30, um uh water, 30basic needs, um okay, uh bug out
(07:49):
bag oh well 30 I'll say like 25, okay, okay, okay I gotta push
you in the right direction I'mgonna go I'm gonna just say
everything is 30 I know I'm likeuh, trees, trees yeah no, oh 30
(08:13):
um charcoal, what?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
uh 10 and this is gonna be very specific, right,
like you said, like ocean um,yeah, it's specific enough okay,
um like, if you give me ananswer within the category, I'll
accept that is to say emergencyrations, too specific I would
just kind of put that under food, I think okay, so.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So this is I'm going for subcategories yeah, if you
hit something within like.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So the main category is basic needs.
If you hit something withinyour answer, I'll give it to you
so I got water, fire, uh, firewater, bug out bag.
Well I mean, I'll give you amuch higher rating actually what
about food?
Didn't you say oh, you saidfire fire water oh I would
associate it more like 47 umwhen you know the answer, I
(09:15):
think this will make a lot moresense.
Okay, I hope uh you're welcometo help tj, although right now
he is your competitor, but I'mtrying to think like.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I don't want to help him, okay, no, he doesn't.
He doesn't deserve help.
I think I already know what itis Really.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Are you giving a hint right now?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What about a canister ?
Canister, yeah, container 15.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, that's a basic need.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
To carry.
If you don't got Tupperware, Idon't have fire for water.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What are you going to do If?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
you don't got Tupperware for all your canned
goods.
What about air, air, water?
I want to say 30, but Iwouldn't really associate.
I would say like 10.
Camp, 90.
(10:09):
10.
Really, associate.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I would say like 10 camp, uh, 90, 10, oh god, 94
shelter.
There you go, okay, okay tookyou that fucking long.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I had it the whole time all right, let's see what
you get?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
did you put stuff on top of your head to mimic
shelter, or was that justshelter?
Or was that just you doing it?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You got to love Nerdy Vet.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Basically your number one fan.
Official said camping and I'mlike shelter.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah yeah, that was like Nerdy Vet says welcome to
the show where the points don'tmatter yeah, the points.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Um, yeah, I'm hosting , so you got a good point.
Don't matter, we'll see.
I that that didn't take thatlong, so I think we could maybe
do this, but we'll see.
I don't know.
It depends on who you ask,that's true.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
TJ editing is like this is oh my God, how would it
have just been.
Like food, water, shelter.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, now I'm going to give you a trickier one, all
right, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I have it 30.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Food, food.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Wait, reverse it.
Food, wait, reverse it.
No, wait, so Chicken nuggets 47.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
47?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
What the fuck that's such a random number.
You're halfway there.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm trying to leave room.
I'm halfway there actually.
Maybe I should have given itlower.
I would have thought about itthat way vehicle 18.
He rolls his eyes with everyanswer I give filter uh three,
how the fuck is chicken nuggets47.
(12:18):
I feel like that's gonna reallythrow you off yeah, no, it's
okay well can I help?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm just gonna go, you can?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm not going to okay it's, it's they're all so
unnecessary, they're allsurvival related.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, okay, and you guessed chicken nugget.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
We're under basic needs.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's under basic needs.
I need those.
Okay Okay, someone's notsurviving.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So food 60.
Fire 90.
No Campfire 92.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Rocket stove 88.
Charcoal 60.
Uh 88.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Charcoal Uh 60.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Fire starter 70.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Smoke Uh 62.
I don't remember where I placedthings when I give answers.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You put fire at 90.
But I'm also giving answers,kind of fast Heat.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
There you go.
That was it.
Heat I was considering giving.
That was it Heat.
I was considering giving a hint, but then I was like that might
be cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
That is cheating.
I didn't get a hint, yeah,because I didn't give you a hint
.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Alright, well, I will say I think TJ got it faster,
so I'm going to give him thepoint for that round, because
points do matter actually.
Ha you got bamboozled?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I think that's garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We'll see if I remember them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
My handy-dandy notepad or sticky note.
Boom TJ Alex.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Alex gets one.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Boom, tj got one.
All right, let's see.
So the next category is gearand tools.
Now I will say I got this listfrom chad gpt and then I asked
it to randomly pick two and holyfuck it.
Uh, it picked a reallydifficult one for one of you and
then I was like I can't do that.
This would be another like 21questions where I would just get
(14:19):
nothing but shit for the theitems that I chose for you guys.
So I had to adjust.
But what was it, halbert?
It was paracord.
And I was like there's no waythey're getting paracord.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I would get paracord I would have got.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No, because I barely know what paracord is so I would
not be able to help
Speaker 3 (14:35):
you get to that various strings inside of a
sheath of other fabric.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, see, I could have Googled it and maybe
figured it out, but I'm notconfident.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
It's a very strong cord.
You can use it for a lot ofthings.
If you take it apart, you canuse that shit for fishing line.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's very good to make it work for knives.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You can use it for a bunch of stuff, anyways.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Making nets hammocks, hangocks hanging.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I'm learning a lot here, general consensus is yes,
it's true, alex I have your wordin my mind, okay and this one
is we're no longer in basicneeds.
We're in gear and tools.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And tools.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hatchet, uh, one Hammer Three.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Just because I don't want to say one again.
Backpack Twenty Um tarp.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh, okay, this one's going to take some thinking, but
42.
I got it.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I don't think you do.
I got it.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
If you do, you should send it to me on Discord.
I'll look on my phone, Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Paracord, paracord.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'm just kidding, Wow you got it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's crazy, no Before.
I actually solidify my littleanswer that I'm going to send to
you.
Yeah, okay, before I actuallysolidify my little answer that
I'm going to, send to you.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, okay, you could do that in your head.
Quiet voice, quiet voice.
Okay, I'm going to rememberwhat, yeah.
No, it's dino nuggets Undergears and tools.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, tactical nugs.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So Tarp got me the highest.
What about, let's see if I gobackwards here?
What about knife?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, five, okay, tent 24.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh, okay, so tarp is up there.
42.
I feel like I might throw youoff with that.
Tent dropped.
Hammock Five Okay, and it'sgear and tools um nothing's
higher so far than backpack orthan no tarp, nothing's higher
(16:55):
than tarp tj's guess isincorrect.
I'm gonna say um, what about?
It's a little too specific, Ithink.
But what about plastic sheeting?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
50.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, a little bit higher.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Your second guess is incorrect.
What if I were to say water 35.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
How about clothes, seven Shelter when do I put that
40?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
40.
Shelter tarp.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
so then what about?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm doing you no favors here.
What?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
about.
It doesn't have to be.
You know, your guesses don'thave to be specific objects.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
If you're trying to get an idea of what it is, it
could be more concepts and I cangive you ratings on the
concepts yeah and because I'mtrying to connect where we got,
we got tarp is the highest at 40shelter.
So I think I've got to maneuveraround a little bit more and
say, um, I'm trying to think ofof things that I would have in a
(18:13):
in a backpack.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You should think less like that and more like me.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Fuck, uh, okay, cell phone charger Two.
I'm thinking like you.
What the hell.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
In what world does TARP being 40 mean cell phone
charger?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, I do have a reasoning for putting it where I
put it.
Okay, and I think when you hearwhat it is, it might make sense
.
It also just might not.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, what about about?
Um, let's go.
I'm still trying to think ofgear gear and tools um emergency
blanket.
Um, it's kind of like a tarp,but it's lighter at 38 okay, so
um all your guesses are wrong,tj.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now I'm pissed off I died I'm angry um, how about?
I did not think this would bethis difficult this one's tough
um no.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
So how shelter is it?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
uh uh, water collection uh, tj guessed the
same thing, 23.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Food storage 3.
But shelter's only 40.
How do I get up there?
Okay, so what do I go past TarpIf I were to say forest
Backpack was down low.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Do you want me to give him the number?
Forest?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Wait, he doesn't get the point for this, no he won't
get the point.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Uh, it's a little bit of a leap.
I'm gonna go with 40.
Well, I'm gonna go with 50, 50tarp forest.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm so lost.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Forest is 50, but tarp is only 40 when you guys
get it, I I think it'll makesense shelter is only 42 josh it
wasn't dead um, it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I gotta, I gotta, break out of this shelter.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Thought here um hammock I think you already
guessed that did I.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
What was that?
The last round?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I think you guessed hammock, because I specifically
thought about using this item ina hammock and I was like 23, I
think is what I said, orsomewhere around there using the
item.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, so what about it's?
Gear and tools okay tourniquetuh two uh well, let me say first
aid one.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's like, yeah, I'm gonna stick with it, but there's
arguments for it shelter, firstaid.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He also said, it's not for a trap.
I'll give you a hint shelterfirst aid my first thought was
maybe like a groundfall trap.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, it's not, it's not for trapping, it's not for
food trapping, it's not forwater trapping.
Shelter, tarp and forest arecamouflage 20.
Jeez Forest Green.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't know, 38.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
How do I get up Wood oh?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
okay, 60.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Leaves 60.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
50.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's going the right.
What about underbrush?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
48.
Okay, you're going in the rightdirection.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Fire starter.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Back to like 23.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
There goes my guess Tree sap.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I think 13.
Well, no, I'd give it higher,I'd give it much higher than
that, maybe like 42.
42.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I think that's fair.
I'm definitely going to have toput some background music in
this fucking episode, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
This is fucking tough man.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Oh yeah, Do you want a?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
hint yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
In our 21 questions episode you found it smart to
hit different categories of gearand survival in broad strokes
to try and eliminate some of themain things like first aid or
shelter and things like that.
I think that might help.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Okay, well, I already did shelter, I did first aid.
I got the highest response onforest.
Um, no response on food orwater, um nothing on fire, um,
what are you?
What are you going?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
smoke signal, uh gear and tools gear and tools tarp
was the highest item ofsomething I could think of yeah
tree forest when the highestthing highest, you start
thinking about what you coulduse that thing for instead of
trying to get to something else,because it's not a tarp.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
So no, it's not a tarp, but that was that's the
highest item that I can think ofcarrying.
This is gear and tools andcan't carry a forest, can't
carry.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Keep in mind associations or things that
could be related, things thatcould be close to it or things
that could just be leading youinto the right direction.
Let's see a saw.
(23:40):
Uh, no, back down to like 10,well, maybe, maybe closer to
like 30.
I will say remember other toolswere at like five and three but
this is gear and tools.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Forest is a 50.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I think was forest, not 60?
.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
No, no tree was 60.
No tree was 60.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
No, fuck, is it close ?
You want to put it out there,boots 13.
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You guys are missing.
Like a whole category that youguys are normally all over
Hiking oh oh 57.
Like a whole category that youguys are normally all over
hiking oh oh 57 did I?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
did I not say shelter ?
You said shelter okay, shelterI think I gave that like
communication uh, maybe like 38okay, um, I already did first
aid 97 buick le sabre um zerofuck I thought.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I thought that was it .
Hiking was fairly decent.
Didn't reach somebody who has a97 buick le sabre I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That was that tree was at 60 tree was at 60, so
what can you use from a tree?
I already asked about a saw god, I am so about a drill.
I'm so hoping that when theanswer is given, everybody's
like oh, that makes sense, andthat they're not all angry at me
you said a drill, a drill like,like 12.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Cabin 25.
Okay, we're back down again.
Tree is the highest.
Wood got me nothing right.
Wood was.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
No wood got you something.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Wasn't that like 47 or something like that?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Well, I said hiking, and hiking got a high one too.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
If tree's 60, maybe I would give wood like 62.
Oh, wood is a little more inthe direction I don't know if
you ever said wood, but I'llgive it 62.
If I said something else before, I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wood is 62.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
An egg salad sandwich from the 7-Eleven Forest is 50,
tree is 60,.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Wood is 62.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
That's it.
It's the egg salad sandwichfrom the 7-eleven on 57th street
yes, um of course canopy uh 13purple so it has nothing to do
with the tree itself.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Wood 62 I gotta keep going in that direction.
This is I'm still way too faroff.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We're in concepts of a plan right now.
Black Gear and tools.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Would a black use this?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Gear and tools.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And you say we would ordinarily be all over this
category.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You guys would normally have already hit this
category.
You guys haven't even hit thecategory and that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
How?
What category could we bemissing?
Food, water, shelter?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
we already said that's pretty low on the list,
like 38, because you guys havedone like first aid, you guys
have done food stuff.
You guys have done, uh, waterpurification stuff um heat.
You've done first aid, you'vedone shelter I've done
communication heat would be umtypically under shelter.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I don't know that there's another category after
that there most certainlycommunication and there's one
more that's your gear um defense.
Uh, oh you 45 what about weapon?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Defense 45.
What about weapon?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
10.
Fishing pole 15.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Bow and arrow 15.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Stealth One One.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay, so hiking forest.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
One might be harsh, harsh, but it's low tree wood
wood is a 62.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's not high enough.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We're still way outside uh I feel like, at this
point, do we want to startworking as a team?
I'm trying, yeah, yeah, I meanyou have been, but Alex, Alex,
Alex, Alex.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Navigation.
What do you use for navigationin your everyday life?
What do you use to navigate?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
GPS.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
What is a GPS 96.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Cell phone.
What is a GPS A map?
You go oh, jesus you guys werestuck on map so so wood for
paper, yeah, oh, god, that'swhat?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
because you guys, when you hit tarp, I thought
well, it's a big square I hatekind a map but, like really big
that fucked me so hard I had toget you towards it.
But then that's why I realized Ithrew you off with that.
I kept saying I was like Iprobably threw you off with that
.
And then you said forest and Iwas like, oh, wood paper.
(28:46):
Yes, let me get you closer toit.
So I gave it 60 and then I gavetree 62, but you guys kept
guessing tools and I keptputting the tools below 10 and
you guys kept guessing toolsthat was the we were gonna get
the right tool I'm like no, anytool.
I would have put a higher than10 if it was a tool.
(29:06):
It's close in the vicinity.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Josh, did that upset me so much?
You already upset our numberone fan.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Look, my mind is beautiful and it's fine.
And it works fine, you're anartist.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Made of wood.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
For sure.
Curious George just says whyLet me put this tarp down.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
What was the problem?
Which one was the problem?
You tell me which one was theproblem Besides tarp I admitted,
tarp might have thrown you off,but I was trying to get you
into a shape.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Nerdy is on your side , he said.
Maps are technically tools.
Curious.
George said yeah, maps aretechnically tools Maps aren't
always square, though CuriousGeorge said yeah, maps are paper
.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
In the 21 questions you guys were like first aid
communication, navigation, waterpurification.
Those were like your first fourevery time.
And then we get here and youguys are like I've never walked
around, I've never had to knowwhere I'm going in the wild.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
TJ's better be that hard.
I don't know if it will be thatsucks.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I didn't think that one would be hard.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, TJ.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
This is going to be so easy, tj.
Turn your brain off, just guess.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I have yours in mind, and it's not paracord Food.
That'd been so funny, though.
Paracord Um 15.
Water 15.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Navigation.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Uh, 30.
It's not navigation.
It's not navigation.
Navigation 30.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's not navigation 1976.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
VW bus.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
What'd you say?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
1976 VW bus.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's it.
I'm gonna go with Eric's Mind,circle, circle.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I could really throw you off, but I won't too square
what, what this feels like he'strying to get into your head.
This feels like the test I took.
What?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
shape is it?
Eric is?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
it a square for talented and gifted?
No, but it's.
You gotta be fair you.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You actually said you picked Tarp because it's a
square like a map.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, well, that's fair.
So he's fucking with you.
I mean 35?
.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Oval 27?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Trapezoid, what 10?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
The Decahedron.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Zero.
What are we doing here?
I feel like I broke you guyswith map.
I can't do this anymore, I lovemap I broke you guys on the
(32:05):
third one.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, that fucking broke my brain.
You had warning, you knew aboutchlorine.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay, you knew this is what was happening it's true,
equals map you could use a tarpto make a map on it, could you
not?
I will be fair.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You kept it relatively low.
I couldn't get past it.
To figure it out.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I didn't say it was 70 or something.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I got it, that would have really fucked you up.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, metal.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
What was your word again?
Metal, oh 60.
Oh, um 60.
Nice, uh 40.
No Lower 20.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Weapon 10.
Tool oh wait, hang on, hang on,I'll give it a 35.
Tool 30.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Trap 27.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I don't want to throw you off hunting five.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
What was metal again?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think I said 60.
I would revise it to 50, but itit doesn't, it's not really
going to make that much of adifference well, metal's made of
carbon, and so is everythingelse, so just so you know
there's some really good ones onthe chat here.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't think you can see what's the category again
of the thing Gear and toolsFabric.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
What was your word again?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Fabric.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
No, I forgot your word oh 18.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Shoes Five Pants.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Six.
Well, oh wait, wait, let megive it 20, 20.
Cargo Like cargo pants, it'scargo.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Cargo in general Cargo, how does that factor into
the?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
word 40.
I feel confident with thatStorage Uh.
26.
Drugs 19.
Jansport backpack.
I feel like these answers arenot giving you anything.
I'm going to go 33.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
It's giving me things .
It's giving me things.
I said water.
What was water Water?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I think I said 15 for food and water, cube, cube, uh.
10, gloves, 11, shelter ah,this is uh, it's so similar to
others.
40 environment uh, oh man,these are Environment no 21.
(34:57):
I guess it was as hard as Hot,nah.
18.
Cold, 18.
Gray, what 24.
I was trying to guess the color.
Um, so specific color is it see?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
because you can't even ask questions, it's just
fucking word.
Association eyes one.
What was the highest?
I can't even remember what thehighest one I got.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't remember the highest one you got, do you
remember?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I think the highest one you got might have been it
wasn't Shelter, I think it wasMetal.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, Metal was 60.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I revised it to 50, but that's still the highest
Hard you said hard yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Ah 57.
, it's a fucking brick.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Ding ding ding Gear and tools.
You know your defense brick.
This might just come down toknowledge, but I'm gonna give it
a 12.
I'm pretty sure Flint's a rock,not a metal.
So Well, it's more if this toolslash gear has flint in it
Magnesium.
(36:18):
I'm going to say 12 as well,for the same exact reason.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I said fire.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I don't remember.
If you did say fire, I wouldsay I think I said 15.
Well, I would put it at 15.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You did for fire and water and food.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I helped you, Alex.
Where's my help at?
I'm going to need some help.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Because I said water, I broke my goddamn brain dude.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
And Josh said canteen , and then you were like four.
And, and he's like, so it's notcanteen thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
So you did.
You did the categories rightfood, water, shelter yeah,
communication, is that anofficial guess communication?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
communication 70 antenna 75 so satellite phone 82
try two-way radio two-way radioding, ding, ding.
I'll give you that was justradio oh, fucking, that was one
of the ones on the 20 questions.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
You fuck, yeah, well, I that was one I'm saying you
guys, the one that we likereally couldn't fucking get.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I thought you were gonna get it, because you you
said navigation and I was likeoh, he's gonna say communication
next, and then you justabandoned that completely and
just started guessing otherstuff oh no, not me.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, yeah, okay, I was looking at you, but I met him.
Okay, I will admit something,okay, but hear me out it took me
so long to jump in to help you,tj, because I seriously was
fucking zoning out on thisstupid minecraft, minecraft dude
I was sitting here.
I was so fucking zoned in on itand then all of a sudden,
(38:12):
you're like Where's my help?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I was doing the same thing while you were fucking
guessing.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I will say I did get that faster than he got his no.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I don't know, that was pretty equal, no, it took
you 18 minutes Let me look wherethe clap marks are.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh yeah, Definitely faster.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Lies.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay.
Well, I think we only need likeone more right From each of us,
and I think that should beenough.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
This next one, let's do, hmm Do we want to do?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
items and resources, or environments and terrain?
I think, judging by yourknowledge on either of them, we
might be better off with itemsand resources.
What do you think, tj.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah probably that you guys are the type to be like
magnesium and I'm like I don'tknow, fucking 12 and like
magnesium is made in thatenvironment.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Well, no magnesium.
You use this a fire starterfucker okay for radio.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
When you said magnesium, when you said flint,
I'm like yeah I don't know ifthose are in that.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I don't think so.
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
No, I get why metal was high.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, yeah, I said 60 , and then I was like I feel
like it's mostly plastic so thatmight kind of mislead you, but
there's definitely metal inthere.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
It's probably rectangular.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
When you said square, I gave you the highest one
because I was like go forrectangle Every time I was
leading you toward the direction.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
You just abandoned that thought process, I don't
know, for some reason.
It's just your face dog, yourface.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Just, mr x, there's just something about your face
okay, I'm gonna give a hard oneso that we have tons of of
footage.
Uh, I'm gonna give a hard onefor both of you.
I think you guys get me nowright, you guys understand my
brain.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
No, there is no one who will believe that you and I
did not coordinate that at all.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
That was so in sync.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
At least on our end.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That was at the exact same time.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Stupid dude.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
This episode is so funny.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Fantastic so.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Alex.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I have your word.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, items and resources.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Items and resources.
Items and resources okay, food,uh 28 uh water 22 first aid uh
40 navigation uh 18 shelter 41.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay, first aid and shelter have the highest.
Food is third items andresources.
Um shelter and first aid, I'mgonna go hard in with tourniquet
tourniquet uh well, 44 and whatabout, say, tarp 39 items and
(41:31):
resources there's food?
Water is lower, food was nottoo low, but I'm not confident
with my answers on this one.
First aid and shelter were thehighest.
Tarp doesn't even reach thelevel oh 42 for shelter, 40 for
first aid.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I think I said 40 for shelter and 41 for first aid.
Oh, 40 for shelter, 40 forfirst aid.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I think I said 40 for shelter and 41 for first aid,
oh 40 for shelter, 41 for firstaid items and resources.
Um is it?
What about um?
Is it a metal object?
So 10.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, I'd say lower than five okay, fabric uh 40, 40
, 40 um clothing 32 um, well,okay, you're not gonna fuck me
hat.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
No, I'm not fucking with you like that all right, uh
hat, I would put at 12.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Again, this makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
What about?
I think we lost TJ.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Watching Minecraft Park oh.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
I'm not.
I'm locked in.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
You're locked in.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
He's making one of those police boards where you
put the yarn between differentthings.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
He's figuring it all out.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I'm trying All right.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
So I liked first aid and shelter the best, but we
still got to get higher and Ithink it was shelter.
That was 41 right, or was thatfirst aid?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
first aid was 41.
First aid was 41, shelter was40 yeah, and I think tourniquet
was 44 and so we go to but bringthat back up when we get the
answer.
Bring tourniquet back up,because I'm curious what about
blood clotting gauze 34.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Then we go to what about a stretcher?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
It's such a tricky item, I'm going to go 27.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Let me be more generic Bandages 55.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
55.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Okay, but not just blood clotting gauze.
All gauze is low right, there'slike 20 something.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I would put it around the same area.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
All right, alcohol yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Alcohol 12.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Okay, so it's not in the solvent.
What about sutures or stitches?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
No, like 18.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Okay, okay, tourniquet bandages.
We've got to get higher.
We're not even above the 50syet.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
No, bandage was 55.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
50 bandages.
Oh yeah, you're not above the50s yet.
No bandage was 55, 50 band.
Oh, yeah, you're not above the50s, yeah and we're we're liking
first aid better than anythingelse so far.
Um, just so far.
I know shelter was also upthere, so if it could be
something with dual use becauseI know fabric was up in the the
range, it wasn't that high.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Um, let me see, let me see uh that answer might be
subjective or limited onknowledge, but I'm pretty
confident with it what aboutlike a compression bandage, a
compression sleeve?
Uh, I'd put it around like 27.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Okay, what about Trying to go through all of the
first aid and shelter items inmy mind?
Bandages was fairly high.
How do I get up into the 90s?
What about duct tape?
That's it.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
It is duct tape.
It's duct tape Fucking A whoguessed?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Nerdy vet, nerdy vet, I think fucking hey, who
guessed it?
Speaker 4 (45:33):
nerdy vet nerdy vet.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I think that point should go to nerdy vet does the
sticky stuff make sense?
Does anytime.
You said something sticky.
I tried to give it a higher I'mgonna be a hundred percent.
I was not there when you guyswould say when you guys would
say, like clothing or something,I was like, well, you could
duct tape it like.
(45:54):
That's kind of where the thingsthat were in like the 20s and
30s were all things that I waslike.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
You could repair it with duct tape yeah, we're gonna
you could kind of use duct tapeas a.
Uh, you could use duct tape asa yeah, I so.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
That's why, like it was a little tricky, okay, so
tourniquet, I gave it 44.
Could you make a tourniquetwith duct tape?
Yeah, if you did it tightenough.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
You could, but your problem with using duct tape as
a tourniquet would be getting itoff.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
The whole entire.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Thing would be you do it so that you could get to a
hospital or first aid quickly Ifyou twist duct tape to make it
into a cordage you couldprobably make a tourniquet with
it.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah, for sure To use it as a tightener.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, so I wasn't sure with that one, but I was
pretty sure you could.
That's good to know.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I was also sitting here generating AI with my.
You survived the podcast tillnext time.
Stay alive.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
That was pretty good, all right, last one, you guys
get how my brain works now, no,okay, well, good luck then.
I feel like I've made a lot ofsense.
The only one that seemed toupset people was map.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Tarp, a square map, a square Map, a tarp.
That was actually my brain.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
As I brick from Anchorman.
I love lamp.
I love map, tarp map.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Forest map.
I'm a simple man guys Wood makepaste, make paper.
I love lamp.
I love map Tarp Map Forest.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I'm a simple man, guys.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Wood.
Make paste, make paper.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Map.
I don't even know about thepaste, I just went wood paper.
Anyways, I'm a simple man.
I have your word?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
What's your word?
Yeah, paracord.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Ding, ding ding.
What's the?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Items and resources.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
It's definitely going to take a while.
If you get it within the first10, I would lose my mind.
That'd be incredible.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Circle, 30.
Triangle, 20.
Square 22.
Rectangle 35.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Oblong circle otherwise an oval yeah, I was
gonna say it's a complicated wayof saying that 47 ovular circle
.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
You said 47 yeah okay , I know the shape.
I'm here.
Here I got it.
I'm locked in.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
He's like airplane, sun Moon, earth.
I'll give you it.
Those are all ones.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Coconut.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
It's Fuck.
I'm so Dude.
What's the category?
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Items and resources.
Items and resources.
Items and resources.
Okay, I broke them guys.
Food.
Uh, I'm gonna really fuck 57egg 20.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
That'd be crazy if it was.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'd be so mad.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Cooking pot 18.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Water, oh, that's 60.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Life straw 20.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
For the audio listeners, between everything he
says is me heavily mulling overwhat I'm going to say with some
head shakes, faces anduncertainty.
Canteen Like right now, 43.
Pan, that doesn't seem right.
(49:45):
No, hang on, give me a second.
Canteen, no 22.
22.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Oh, that went down.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
That went the other way, no 22.
That went down, that went theother way.
Water was 47?
.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
And remember it's an oblong circle.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
You guys make the game more complicated.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Out of the shapes that you guessed.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
You said a toilet, yeah.
Eight Navigation Ten.
You said a toilet, yeah, uheight Navigation.
Ten Trap, maybe I'll, maybeI'll give it 15, but Trap, trap,
no five Fishing Wait, uh no,I'll leave trap where it was,
fishing seven.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Hunting Seven.
Hunting Seven.
Three-dimensional object Uh.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
Three-dimensional object.
This is not gonna help you atall.
95.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Okay, so we know it's not a two-dimensional drawing
like we mentioned.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
, ha, ha, ha ha.
Okay, so we know it's not atwo-dimensional drawing.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh well, my GPS is 3D , so the map is 3D, though.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
It's Google Earth.
The Earth is an oblong circle.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
We all know um milk milk never hurt, no 10, why is?
Speaker 3 (51:21):
milk 10.
I feel like it should be zeroin some way or form it.
It's fucking related by 10%.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You could, but I judge.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Plastic.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
But that's only because if you went to go get
the milk right now, you wouldn'tcome back.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Plastic 52.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Oh, going down it's a vibrator.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Ding, ding, ding.
You need it for survival.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
You can use it to boil water, I mean.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I know what TJ needs.
It's late guys, it's afterhours.
We're sorry.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Can you give me a fucking hint?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I did not give Alex a hint, and it's not nearly as
long as it took him, so I'mgoing to hold off for a bit.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, TJ.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
A couple more guesses and I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Or you could just forfeit the point.
Of course you could, but don'tdo that 12.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Entertainment no two.
It's not a TV that'd behilarious, though it's not one
of those old TVs.
The ovular.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
TVs.
You know, did you get acategory yet?
Food, water, shelter, first aidnavigation communication.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
TV would be well.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
24 yeah, water was high, so was the we know the
ship.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Ish, I really thought you would have had it by now.
Soap, or at least in thevicinity.
So 38.
Hygiene 37 I don't think it'sshelter.
30, maybe like 20, actuallycommunication 10, did you guess?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
fire, fire.
I don't think it's Shelter 30?
Or maybe like 20, actuallyCommunication 10.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Did you guess fire, fire, 10.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, I guessed fire, I'm pretty sure, I think I
might have given a differentrating earlier, but Water you
already guessed that.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
I know, I just need to hear your answer again,
didn't I?
Speaker 1 (53:26):
say like 60?
, something like that?
Or did I say 60?
Something like that?
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh, yeah, that's how you started going to cantina
Forest equals map tarp equalsmap, tree equals map, wood
equals map.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Is what Josh said.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
What about a water?
Speaker 3 (53:41):
bladder, water bladder.
I'm going to say the wordstorage, storage 44?
, 44?
Boiling storage 44 boiling uh12 bacteria.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
I'm gonna go with 76 antibiotic ointment 98 what's
the?
Speaker 3 (54:14):
is it the fucking name brand antibiotic?
Speaker 1 (54:17):
ointment neosporin it's not a name brand.
I'll give you that it's moregeneric wallsporin or whatever
the fuck Walgreens does.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
You know how they always just add a wall to shit.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
It's so stupid.
No, go to the store.
Can you pick me up?
Some?
You know how they always justadd a wall to shit.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
It's so stupid.
No, yeah, go to the store.
Can you pick me up someWaltussin?
Speaker 2 (54:36):
No, it sounds disgusting the CVS brand.
I hate that Our target is justup and up.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
If you want to sponsor me Walgreens, you can.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
That'd be great.
Yeah, I'd shop at Walgreens.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Fuck yeah, love Walgreens.
I mean not, unless you pay us,then fuck Walgreens.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
So it'd be like an antiseptic cream.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
An antibiotic cream.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Was 98.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Was 98.
So by that logic, the clearanswer it's literally so clear
it's literally so clear it's soclear.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
It's right there, you got a 98 antibiotics is that
your guess antibiotics ding,ding, ding, ding ding.
Okay, so a lot of that stuff.
I didn't know if it qualifiedas antibiotics uh, I hate you.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Virtually none of it water and that's what I'm gonna
stab you next time I see you soyou're getting stabbed oblong
oval antibiotic pills.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Okay, that are like an oblong oval, that's fine
water because to take the pill.
Most people don't dry swallowpills like you and me.
But maybe I could have tailoredthat more towards you.
But that's where I got waterfrom.
And then when you said, whenyou said, when you started
saying the wounds like cut, Iwas like yeah, you could need
antibiotics for that.
And you were like gash, I'mlike like sure.
(56:11):
Then you said burn.
I'm like oh, you most certainlyneed antibiotics for burns, yep
, but then you started goingdown like burn cream and whatnot
and I'm like I don't know ifthe cream itself is an
antibiotic.
I'm pretty sure you takeantibiotics for that.
And then aloe vera, I'm prettysure is not.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
No aloe vera?
I'm pretty sure is not.
No, aloe vera is just to likesoothe a fucking sunburn.
No, I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Well, but aloe vera does have antibiotic properties.
So that's where I was, that'swhy I was like I don't want to
give it below a 50, but I wantto get you on the right track
again.
So same thing with antiseptic.
That is an antibiotic.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Okay, see, yeah, it's antiseptic a little bit of that
was see, I, I, I knew it was anantiseptic but I couldn't.
I couldn't remember if thatmeant antibiotic, like if it was
along the same categories,antibacterial, different
antibacterial.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
No, no, no, it's the same.
That's, that's the same.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, antibacterial antibiotic okay, because when he
said bacteria too, I was like Idon't know.
So yeah, uh, what'd you guysthink?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
fucking too hard oh, that is great.
I love this episode.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
This is very funny I feel like I, I just like, gave
it to you guys oh yeah, you justgave it to us, right?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
yeah, oh, yeah, you just gave it to us right.
Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah, I've been watching Minecraft Parkour for
the past hour and 42 minutes anddude has not missed a fucking
jump.
Dude, it's fucking crazy,that's the way I like it.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Well, alex, is your brain too broken, or could you
give our socials?
Speaker 2 (57:56):
I would love to give our socials everybody.
Make sure you go check us outon tiktok, instagram, facebook,
youtube, at will you survive thepodcast?
Just search.
Will you survive the podcast?
You'll find us there.
Make sure you like, follow,share, comment, share, comment.
Help us out.
You're going to help us reachour audience by doing that and,
(58:16):
you know, engage us a little bit.
Ask us questions, tell us whatyou want to know, tell us what,
what other episodes or moviesyou'd like us to cover.
You can also send us an emailletting us know what you think
of our episodes or our TikTokvideos or instagram videos and
such.
Send those emails to the boysat will you survive the
(58:37):
podcastcom?
That's t-h-e-b-o-y-s.
At.
Will you survive the podcastcom?
Speaker 1 (58:44):
all right.
Um well, I suppose I have topick a winner now, which is
tough Cause I stopped keepingtrack.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
I won, I'm not going to lie.
That last one, the pointdefinitely went to you, Alex,
but I think the other ones, thatlast one you definitely took
way longer than Alex, but Ididn't know, I feel the other
two.
I am confident that Alex tooklonger.
(59:16):
No, so it was, it was pretty Ithink the second one was neck
and neck, but I do think TJ didit just slightly faster, or at
least in fewer guesses.
I disagree.
Well, that sucks for you and itdoesn't really matter.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
TJ is our winner today.
Yay, you survived the podcasttill next time.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
Stay alive but that's not the end of the episode.
But that was beautiful.
It's not the end of the episodeum?
Speaker 3 (59:45):
I just alex, do you?
Speaker 2 (59:47):
have a loser speech.
I think it's rigged.
You motherfuckers did ahandshake deal illegally.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
I am going to launch an investigation and find out
how many of these votes came inovernight, and are those going
to be all appointed by you andrun by you and funded by you?
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Look, you don't worry about the process, okay, the
process is the process, just theresult and the results are
going to?
Is the process just the result,and the results are gonna make
the people happy, okay, and whenthey don't, no, it will make
the people happy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
If they don't like it , they could just all right, so
we have a fascist over here andtj your winner's speech.
I didn't know.
We had the fucking presidentialelection here.
Tj sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
TJ lost.
I would like to.
I would like to thank theacademy and all of those who
have done right by me Throughoutthe years.
I'd like to thank my beautifulwife For loving and supporting
me Through all these hard timesand hardships.
You know, we really pulled inon that last question.
You know all my idea got thereall the way.
(01:01:01):
Really, alex was just holdingme back that whole time.
So you know, shout out to yournumber one fan official.
He has been our number one fanofficial.
He has.
He has been our number one fanofficial.
Um, he has, and he's the onlynumber one fan official.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
So yeah, well, there is number one fan official too.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Yeah it is true, it is true, that's true.
And, and on my end, uh, in theloser's corner, I'm going to
shout out uh, nerdy vetandGeorge, who were trying to
help me out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
NerdyVet should have got one of them.
He did.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
I hereby give NerdyVet a season point.
He's in the runnings now, wow.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Fourth place Nerdy.
Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
That was a lie.
You get nothing from me youdon't deserve anything because I
am josh I am the king of thispodcast, other than eric, you
know.
He really pulled this oh,you're fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
It's great you're worried about, you're worried
about a fascist, but you got aking over there.
Look, I am a good fascistyou're also bald what does that
have to do with it?
If you're trying to keep thebloodline strong as kings do.
You can't start out bald, yougotta get bald down the line.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Once you've married enough cousins.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Hitler was not bald.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Hitler was not bald when I started.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I had a whole lot of hair.
Remember, I'm much older thanyou.
Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Yeah, 257, and that is my winner's speech he is
Nosferatu, um, and that is it'sconfirmed.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Shout out Curious George.
This game is like war there areno winners, unless you don't
play.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Well, even if you don't play, well, even if you
don't play, you just kind of getbombed at randomly.
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
So you know, yeah, with that, tj will be hosting
the next episode.
Alex lost and is salty about it.
Neither of these two understandmy brain, and that's okay, and
until next time, stay alive.
Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
And if you are trapped in the woods and all you
have is a tarp, do not try toread it as a map.
It will not work.
(01:03:46):
Thank you,
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