October 10, 2025 • 44 mins
A mall under siege, a rooftop helicopter you might miss, a silverback gorilla staring down a crowd, a farmhouse whispering your name, and a lifeboat that turns a tarp into a lifeline this one takes our Season Five highlights and turns them into a tactical survival game. We put our own debates on trial: Did the survivors in Dawn of the Dead wait too long to claim the roof? Is human coordination the underrated superpower in any “100 vs 1” scenario? Can composure be a stronger exorcism tool than any artifact? And how often does a humble tarp outclass the gear we romanticize?
We keep the stakes high and the tone sharp, awarding “gear” for right answers and “skills” for clever callbacks. Along the way, we unpack why early decisions compound, why elevation buys time and information, and how coordinated roles beat raw numbers. The Conjuring 3 thread pushes us on calm under pressure because rituals only work when your brain does. Life of Pi reminds us that versatility wins on the water, and Pandora teaches us to read environmental cues like a language: when the wildlife moves, follow.
By the Final Extraction, our kit looks surprisingly practical: bioluminescent navigation for blackouts, deterrents that buy seconds (not miracles), distraction tools, salt boundaries, a reliable map, and twin tarps that solve more problems than they should. More important than the gear are the mindsets we earn high-ground awareness, tactical unity, mental fortitude, and ecological intuition. If you love pop culture but want takeaways you can actually use, you’ll find them here, tucked between the jokes and the trapdoors.
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SPEAKER_00 (00:26):
Hello, survivors, and welcome to another episode
of Will You Survive the Podcast?
That, my friends, is our melodicentry where we are going to be
doing a tactical survival game.
This is part trivia, partroleplay, including some popular
(00:48):
culture, but everything has todo with season five of Will You
Survive the Podcast?
What kind of roleplay?
Well, that's to be decided.
I can't give you the answer yet.
That would ruin the fun.
To play this game, I have uh myco-hosts here.
(01:10):
That's Eric.
Hello.
And that's TJ.
ShmaBulok.
Behind the scenes, uh, theseguys decided they want to start
out this game as a team.
SPEAKER_03 (01:20):
ShmaBulog.
Sorry.
We did decide that.
Um Alex explained like all therules and shit before before we
went to the game.
SPEAKER_01 (01:33):
So many rules to remember.
SPEAKER_03 (01:34):
I yeah, I'm I'm so serious when I say I really was
trying to listen to.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
Answer the questions wrong, you may suffer
consequences.
SPEAKER_03 (01:44):
See, if you said Is that really difficult?
If you said it like that, thatmakes sense, but you actually
went on like a 10-minuteinstructional manual.
You guys just weren't listeningon how to do it.
And it was not many millionminutes.
It was if you asked the chat, itwas it was a long time.
SPEAKER_00 (02:00):
It was not a long time.
SPEAKER_03 (02:01):
You did not explain it that succinctly.
See, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_01 (02:04):
Jeez, Sam says wrong answer, hot wax.
SPEAKER_00 (02:07):
Get your ADD under control.
That is not the kind of roleplaywe're doing.
SPEAKER_01 (02:11):
I don't know what HD is, but my doctor said I got 80
of them bitches.
SPEAKER_00 (02:15):
That's right.
That's right.
Okay.
First question.
Let's get this puppy rolling.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh each correct answer earns asurvival item or a skill, if you
will.
Bonus points for quoting theepisode or referencing podcast
(02:36):
banter.
SPEAKER_03 (02:36):
Now, when you say quoting the episode, do you mean
the name of the episode or theexact quote that was said?
SPEAKER_00 (02:44):
No, you're not going to name the episode because I'm
going to tell you the episode.
SPEAKER_03 (02:47):
Okay, I was going to say because there's no shot I
remember those names.
SPEAKER_00 (02:51):
No, the title isn't necessary, but if you quote from
the episode, something one of ussaid.
You gotta get close.
I'm not gonna hold you guys todouble quoting here.
Alright?
SPEAKER_03 (03:03):
Alright.
I feel like I could do well inthis.
We'll see.
SPEAKER_00 (03:07):
This is a pop culture prep check.
Episode was Dawn of the Dead2004.
That's the newscast, if yourecall.
Question one.
In the WIS breakdown, what wasidentified as the most critical
early mistake made by survivorsin the mall?
A.
Not securing all entrances.
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B trusting strangers tooquickly.
C failing to ration supplies.
Or D ignoring the rooftopadvantage.
Now remember, this was adiscussion that we all had.
SPEAKER_03 (03:42):
I feel like it's A, because anytime we talk about a
mall, we always talk about howhard it would be to be
specifically talking about thatmovie.
SPEAKER_00 (03:50):
Yeah.
What they did in that movie.
SPEAKER_03 (03:53):
I mean, they technically secure although I
don't know, I feel like thatwouldn't have really held.
Emily's busy right now.
SPEAKER_01 (04:00):
She's under the desk.
Good quote.
That's a quote.
SPEAKER_00 (04:10):
That is a quote.
SPEAKER_01 (04:11):
By Mr.
Alex himself.
Now, um, I do agree, Eric,that's not like it's a good
quote.
Remember how we were liketotally over my head.
Well, yeah, back to you,Jonathan.
Yeah.
Back to you, Amber.
SPEAKER_00 (04:23):
Back to you, Emily.
And I said, um, it's Alex.
Emily is under the desk rightnow.
SPEAKER_03 (04:28):
Oh, yeah, like a Clinton joke.
She's not doing it like that.
She's but that is great.
Ha.
Um I see.
I feel like misogynist out here.
Okay.
Zombie Apocalypse.
Could be it.
SPEAKER_00 (04:43):
Wow.
Wow.
SPEAKER_03 (04:44):
Derek.
I feel like I was saying youhave to trust people that early
because like you need numbers.
And you can poll the audience.
SPEAKER_00 (04:55):
You guys can talk to anybody.
This is a team exercise.
SPEAKER_01 (04:58):
All I got is saying when she said e all of the
above.
SPEAKER_00 (05:02):
All of the above.
There is one answer.
And we did talk about this.
SPEAKER_01 (05:09):
Okay, so think about it.
They did use rooftop advantage.
Yes.
Okay.
So that gets rid of that one.
SPEAKER_03 (05:16):
But I think the qu the answer was saying that it
we're not fast enough.
SPEAKER_00 (05:21):
We said ignoring the rooftop advantage.
SPEAKER_03 (05:23):
Oh no, they used it.
Um they used it quite a bit.
So I would say that one's gone.
I think as much as A sounds likeit, I think you're right.
We could probably eliminate thatone.
I'm kind of leaning towardsrationing supplies.
SPEAKER_01 (05:35):
Hmm.
They were kind of going likesicko mode with shit.
SPEAKER_03 (05:39):
Yeah, because they didn't they immediately kind of
knew they were gonna leave it.
SPEAKER_01 (05:43):
I feel like we talked about how like they
didn't mention or like show themeating or anything.
SPEAKER_03 (05:48):
No, they did.
They well, they showed themdrinking.
SPEAKER_00 (05:51):
And they had that whole like dinner scene.
SPEAKER_03 (05:53):
They did.
SPEAKER_00 (05:53):
Yeah, they were all sitting around the table when
the lead character was saying umwhat he what job he was worst at
and what job he was the best at.
SPEAKER_03 (06:02):
Um I could see that one.
What was the what was the fourthoption?
SPEAKER_00 (06:06):
Ignoring the rooftop advantage.
So not securing all entrances,trusting strangers too quickly,
failing to ration supplies,ignoring the rooftop advantage.
SPEAKER_03 (06:13):
Ah, I mean B kind of sounds more like the right
answer, but I want to go with C.
SPEAKER_00 (06:18):
You guys tell me what your answer is.
SPEAKER_03 (06:20):
What do you think, TJ?
Can I pull the audience?
What is the audience on WISsaying?
SPEAKER_01 (06:24):
Hey Gemini, flip a coin.
I'm seeing a lot of uh puppetmovie.
Okay, so's Tails.
So second option.
SPEAKER_03 (06:34):
Which is Oh hang on, hang on.
Xana Maze says B.
It's B because they brought in agroup of survivors that had the
fat the Oh, wait, wait, they'reright.
It's B because they brought in agroup of survivors that had the
fat zombie who was alreadybitten.
SPEAKER_01 (06:48):
Oh yeah, I fucking remember that now, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (06:51):
Wait, so what was it B then?
SPEAKER_01 (06:53):
I feel like yeah, because what we talked about,
guys.
SPEAKER_03 (06:57):
Yeah, what we talked about.
SPEAKER_00 (06:59):
I feel what we said, and remember this was you guys
were doing it as newscasters inthe we didn't say we didn't say
shit about rationing during thenewscaster stuff.
SPEAKER_03 (07:10):
I'm pretty certain it's B then.
SPEAKER_01 (07:12):
I mean Eric was an alcoholic.
SPEAKER_03 (07:14):
Yeah, we like there was no thought of rationing.
I I I started drinking heavyduring that episode.
So you guys agree?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go withI think I'm gonna go with B.
B.
SPEAKER_00 (07:24):
No, guys, it was actually ignoring the rooftop
advantage.
Both of you were complainingthat they waited so long to go
up to the rooftop, and by thetime they got up to the rooftop,
the helicopter had already left.
Yeah, Eric.
Yes.
They they wrote that SOS up onthe roof, but like by the time
they were writing the SOS, itwas like they were trying to
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finish it up, and the helicopterwas already like flying overhead
and going away.
And we were talking about howhow many other helicopters
passed by them in that wholetime that they were sitting
inside not doing anything.
SPEAKER_03 (07:58):
I don't remember that at all.
Not even a bit.
Good thing I got that questionright.
SPEAKER_00 (08:04):
But I will give you a partial answer because I do
like the rationing, therationing, the rationalization
of trusting strangers tooquickly and letting somebody who
was already bit, even thoughthey didn't know, but you're
getting partial credit for that.
SPEAKER_03 (08:18):
Alright, we'll take it.
SPEAKER_00 (08:19):
Okay.
So you get points, but you don'tget the you don't get the uh
reward.
TJ got points.
SPEAKER_01 (08:29):
How did TJ get points?
SPEAKER_00 (08:31):
TJ got the bonus points for recording the
episode.
SPEAKER_03 (08:34):
Good thing we're on a team.
SPEAKER_00 (08:36):
Um, you know what?
So then I'm going to cancelthose out and just give you guys
the skill.
So because TJ answered with thebonus points and you guys got
partial credit, uh, I'm gonnagive you the the reward, which
is high ground awareness.
Oh.
You guys can avoid ambush in thefuture scenarios.
SPEAKER_03 (08:56):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (08:56):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (08:57):
That's not that's not foreshadowing anything, I'm
sure.
SPEAKER_00 (09:01):
No, not at all.
There's no way.
Okay.
In the episode Man vs.
Beast, could 100 humans defeat agorilla?
The question, according to thepodcast, what is the most
underestimated factor in thishypothetical battle?
Opposable thumbs.
A, the gorilla's bite force.
B, human coordination, C,gorilla's speed, D, terrain
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advantage.
SPEAKER_03 (09:25):
What was the question?
What was the most according tothe podcast?
SPEAKER_00 (09:28):
What is the most underestimated factor in this
hypothetical battle?
SPEAKER_03 (09:33):
I think human coordination was what we said,
right?
We did talk about terrainbecause we were saying, like, if
you put a gorilla in an emptyroom with a hundred men, it
immediately loses, but maybe inlike a jungle, I'm pretty sure
man loses.
But I don't think that was whatwe were saying was like the
sorry, one more time toquestion.
What's the exact wording ofthat?
SPEAKER_00 (09:53):
What is the most underestimated factor in this
hypothetical battle?
SPEAKER_03 (09:58):
I don't think we underestimated that.
I think what we what I at leastunderestimated was human
coordination.
SPEAKER_00 (10:03):
That's why I I'll tell you this.
Don't try to overthink thequestions.
These are it's pulling from thetranscripts and what we actually
said.
So don't don't, it's not a trickquestion.
The question comes from thetranscripts and it's worded
specifically.
SPEAKER_01 (10:20):
Well, I think the most underestimated factor is
the size of the gorilla's penis,which is about three
centimeters.
That's true.
No, that's overestimated.
SPEAKER_00 (10:31):
That was the overestimated.
This is what is the mostunderestimated factor.
No, no, I understandhypothetical battle.
SPEAKER_01 (10:39):
Which we talked about.
SPEAKER_03 (10:40):
We did talk about it.
I thought it was twocentimeters.
SPEAKER_01 (10:43):
It's like 1.5 to 3.
unknown (10:45):
Damn.
SPEAKER_00 (10:47):
TJ's hung like a silverback gorilla.
A gorilla's bite force.
B, human coordination, C,gorilla's speed, D, terrain
advantage.
SPEAKER_01 (10:58):
I feel like it's B.
Talk to us, TJ.
I don't think it's terrainadvantage.
SPEAKER_03 (11:02):
Um, I don't either.
And I don't think it's the otherones.
SPEAKER_01 (11:05):
I feel like speed might be what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_03 (11:07):
See, I'm not gonna lie to talk about these
questions are too great.
I don't think we did.
Because uh, we immediately weretalking about it and we were
like, yeah, it's fucking fact.
SPEAKER_00 (11:19):
Do you think you underestimated the gorilla's
bite force?
SPEAKER_03 (11:22):
I don't think so.
I think we know that thing canchomp you.
But in our conversations, yeah,I'm so curious how you got these
questions because I'm not likingthese questions.
I just don't know.
SPEAKER_00 (11:32):
You don't like any questions.
SPEAKER_03 (11:34):
Yeah, because you ask weird questions.
SPEAKER_01 (11:36):
Alex, for the last time, can you read out the
question?
SPEAKER_00 (11:39):
What is the most underestimated factor in this
hypothetical battle?
And I've given you the fuckinganswer by now.
I think it's B.
And then what are the what arethe gorilla's bite force, human
coordination, gorilla's speed,terrain, advantage?
SPEAKER_01 (11:55):
Human coordination.
SPEAKER_03 (11:56):
That's what I think.
SPEAKER_00 (11:57):
You guys both agree.
Yeah, yes, that is correct.
SPEAKER_03 (12:00):
Wow.
So when I said humancoordination, and then you
decided to to let me just letyou guys know.
Don't overthink the question.
So you're just trying to throwme off?
SPEAKER_00 (12:09):
No, I was talking to TJ.
Oh.
Well, and then you startedquestioning you started, you
started uh if you question him,you question me.
You started over likeoverthinking it at that point.
You already had the rightfucking answer, and then you
were like gonna go away from it.
SPEAKER_03 (12:24):
I wasn't gonna go away from it.
I was stuck on it.
Yeah, pardon me.
I feel confident we got oneright.
What's our power?
SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
And you guys, you guys got the bonus too, because
the three centimeters.
SPEAKER_01 (12:36):
Hung like a gorilla, baby.
SPEAKER_03 (12:38):
Do we get uh is our bonus power that we now have
we're not gonna be likegorillas?
SPEAKER_00 (12:44):
Your reward is tactical unity.
You guys can combine your gearin round four.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (12:52):
Also, as a black man, I don't really think I
should say I'm hung.
I think there's a really badconnotation with that.
That's you know yeah, you know,you could say that.
SPEAKER_03 (13:05):
Oh my lord.
Meaning one thing andaccidentally saying another.
Caution, he's black.
Caution, warning, even I amblack.
You should get that tattooed.
SPEAKER_00 (13:15):
Don't censor us.
SPEAKER_03 (13:16):
You know, you know, like those warning symbols like
the triangles.
SPEAKER_01 (13:19):
I think I should I should add the TJ sound effect
every time I say that.
SPEAKER_00 (13:24):
Don't censor, don't censor him, TikTok.
He's black.
SPEAKER_01 (13:28):
You know, like a fucking siren.
I'm ready.
We should do that.
We should get a lady to do it.
SPEAKER_00 (13:33):
I'm gonna start calling him ninjato.
Caution, TJ is black.
Get your wife to do it.
Like in the voice of the like inthe voice of the portal robot.
Or backup.
Thank you for sharing.
All right.
Next question comes from theConjuring 3 Demonic Defense.
SPEAKER_01 (13:50):
Uh fuck.
SPEAKER_00 (13:51):
What survival lesson was drawn from the real life
possession case?
A.
Always carry holy water.
B, trust your instincts.
C, stay calm under pressure.
D, avoid basements.
SPEAKER_01 (14:04):
I feel like it was D.
I feel like it's avoidbasements.
Uh yeah.
That sounds like something wewere talking about.
SPEAKER_03 (14:10):
No, a third one.
SPEAKER_01 (14:11):
Third one?
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (14:12):
It's the third one.
SPEAKER_03 (14:13):
What was the third one?
The third one was the devil mademe do it.
SPEAKER_01 (14:16):
Yeah, I'm going for bonus points here.
I I don't think I can referenceYeah, what was a quote we said?
I don't know.
The only thing I remember fromthat one is the scene where the
dudes actually that when thedevil makes him do it.
The devil indeed made him do it,yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (14:33):
Oh, we mentioned something about how this was the
first time in court that uh thecourt acknowledged the existence
of the devil.
SPEAKER_00 (14:43):
But did they?
SPEAKER_03 (14:44):
Is that a close enough quote?
Yeah, because he got a lessersentence for it, right?
They successfully proved well,maybe they what maybe they
pleaded insanity.
SPEAKER_00 (14:52):
No, they did not allow the defense for the devil
made me do it, but they weresuccessfully able to argue uh
from down from murder to thecity.
SPEAKER_01 (15:02):
I was annoyed in that episode because at the
start, because like they justlike completely ignore the fact
that bro, like the kid becauseit went from the kid to the
dude, right?
And they just ignored the fact,like she's seen the shit happen,
and then they're just like, eh,it's probably fine.
SPEAKER_03 (15:20):
I can't think well, okay.
Here's a quote I remember sayingum in that episode uh never
invite a demon to possess you.
You're you're not going toyou're not going to save anybody
by doing that.
You're only gonna make thingsworse.
SPEAKER_00 (15:36):
Okay.
Close enough.
SPEAKER_03 (15:37):
Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (15:38):
Um now I can be your engine.
SPEAKER_03 (15:41):
I think I think it's D, but also there's no basements
in this movie, right?
Besides the underground tunnels,really.
I guess you could call that abasement.
Because there was like the theReverend's basement that led to
the tunnels.
I mean, let's just go with Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Alright, uh yeah, let's let's gowith D.
SPEAKER_00 (16:03):
Okay.
That is wrong.
SPEAKER_03 (16:05):
I kind of thought so.
SPEAKER_00 (16:06):
It was stay calm under pressure, and I actually
said that.
SPEAKER_03 (16:10):
We weren't listening.
SPEAKER_00 (16:11):
I was going to give you credit for getting it right
because that is a direct quote.
That was something that I hadsaid.
The survival aspect of thismovie that we could take away
from it is you need to stay calmunder pressure.
Look at how Home Dude, uh,playing Ed Warren, was really
quite um, he was put on hisheels.
You remember when that corpsegot up and was charging at him?
SPEAKER_03 (16:34):
Oh, yeah.
And he was still like calm whenhe was all I could think about
is how I said Ed and ElizabethWarren in a different episode.
Yeah, that's all I could thinkabout.
SPEAKER_00 (16:47):
That was you did say that.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
That was in Geopardy.
SPEAKER_00 (16:49):
Okay, well, you guys got that wrong, but you did get
the bonus point.
So I am willing to ask you afollow-up question regarding, or
actually, I'm sorry, notfollow-up question.
I want to give you guys a chanceto um to answer a scenario of
Mr.
Host.
You can get the points.
SPEAKER_03 (17:07):
This game is hard.
SPEAKER_01 (17:10):
Shut up.
I wanna go home.
SPEAKER_00 (17:13):
Do you want to go for the points?
Or you just gonna leave it?
SPEAKER_01 (17:18):
Let's go for the points.
Yeah, fuck it, why not?
Let's go for the points.
SPEAKER_00 (17:22):
Okay for the points.
So I'm gonna guess that TJ'sgonna defer to you, Eric.
Why?
Because it's related to theConjuring 3.
Oh.
And if you were to be in asituation where you had to
perform an exorcism.
Oh shit.
What items would you want withyou?
SPEAKER_03 (17:43):
Ah, five.
Holy water.
Shit.
So here's the thing.
The bite.
Here's the thing.
Honestly, holy water, I don'tthink that's an actual thing.
Maybe I'm wrong, but that is notwhat I think you need.
SPEAKER_00 (18:00):
What do you think the reaction is based on if it's
not on the holy water?
I I I think it's just the wordof God.
SPEAKER_01 (18:07):
Well, when you're blessing holy water, the atoms
of holiness actually interminglewith the hydrogen and oxygen in
the water.
Crazy.
Back to reality called holywater.
SPEAKER_03 (18:24):
I personally maybe I'm wrong because I genuinely
don't know much about exorcisms,as fascinating as they are.
Um I really don't know that muchabout them, like in reality.
Uh I feel like holy water ismore of just a Catholic thing.
I don't think that's actuallynecessary in exorcisms.
SPEAKER_01 (18:45):
Or I feel like I would want to demons or
Christian demons.
SPEAKER_03 (18:49):
I feel like I would want my Bible and I maybe a
cross, but other than that, Idon't know what else you would
really need besides God.
SPEAKER_01 (18:59):
I keep my copy of the Quran handy for the djinn.
SPEAKER_00 (19:03):
Quick way to get possessed.
Um, I will give it to you.
What what it uh uh I would tellyou is most cultures reference
that these rituals are claimedto actually work.
Um but they're based on ritesand rituals.
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And what it typically isreferred to is the faith of the
person and their use of thatitem, their faith in God that
God will empower that item towork in the manner that they are
using it.
SPEAKER_03 (19:37):
That's why I feel like you mostly like that's why
holy water.
SPEAKER_00 (19:41):
I feel like well, I feel like if you have if the
priest is like really believesin the rights that God empowers
them through those rites andrituals, then I think it would
work.
SPEAKER_03 (19:51):
Well, that's when I feel like you wouldn't even need
that.
Like you have your Bible, youhave the word of God, and did
didn't Jesus say um to cast outdemons in his name?
SPEAKER_00 (20:01):
I give you the power to heal the sick, raise the
dead, and cast out demons.
SPEAKER_03 (20:06):
He didn't say with holy water or with a cross.
He just said that.
So I but I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (20:17):
In the guy, and he's like, Well, there's one thing
that we can use to get him outof there.
Read, nigga, read! And he holdsa book and he's like, Alright,
start beating him with whateveryou got, and he pulls out a belt
and starts whipping them.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (20:36):
So wait, what what's that what's that book?
Windswept house or about theexorcism.
SPEAKER_00 (20:43):
Well, there's a bunch.
Windswept house is about thecorruption in the Catholic
Church.
SPEAKER_03 (20:47):
No, what's no, there there's one, Dr.
Scott.
SPEAKER_00 (20:51):
Hostage to the Narnia is the one that maybe
there's hostage to the devil,there's the demonologist.
SPEAKER_03 (20:56):
Chronicles of Narnia?
Fuck off.
SPEAKER_01 (21:00):
As Lane is Jesus, you can't change from mind.
SPEAKER_00 (21:02):
There's uh yeah, but that's not about oh um um not
about possession.
You might be talking about holyblood, holy grail.
SPEAKER_03 (21:10):
No, maybe I I was thinking of Windswept House.
SPEAKER_00 (21:13):
I mean Windswept House was the the it was from a
priest's perspective on thecorruption in the Catholic
Church, which was the demonictakeover of the church.
I mean, it was really wickeddemonic activity.
SPEAKER_03 (21:27):
Wasn't there a book that like went into detail about
exorcism?
Bert's hostage to the devil.
Burt and Ernie go to Compton?
SPEAKER_00 (21:34):
Yeah, that was uh Malcolm.
Shut up.
Why why why do demons have to bein Compton only?
Burt and Ernie.
What kind of racist is this?
SPEAKER_01 (21:44):
We're not in Sesame Street anymore, Ernie.
SPEAKER_00 (21:48):
You guys ready for the next question?
SPEAKER_01 (21:49):
Yeah, let's move on.
Cookie monsters there.
Hey niggas, that nigga blue.
SPEAKER_00 (21:54):
Dude, you're gonna get us fucking banned right now.
SPEAKER_01 (21:57):
I'm looking, I'm looking forward to it.
SPEAKER_00 (22:00):
Life of Pie.
Lifeboat logic.
What item was deemed mostversatile for survival on the
lifeboat?
Fishing kit, tarp, compass,tiger repellent.
SPEAKER_03 (22:12):
Uh, tarp.
Easy.
Tarp.
Tarp equals map, tarp equalsblanket, tarp equals shelter.
SPEAKER_01 (22:21):
And and I would like to reference the fact that that
entire episode I was like.
He's gonna mention religion.
He's gonna mention religion.
Fuck! Because you never didn't.
And we did not.
Even though that's a big part ofthe fucking movie.
SPEAKER_00 (22:38):
Just so you guys know, the bonus point is named
or the the the reward you guysearned the tarp of tenacity.
Yes.
Okay.
This is uh a multi-use map oftenacity.
This is a multi-use gear.
It can be repurposed.
Should we be writing this down?
Scenario.
No.
Okay.
You don't need to.
SPEAKER_01 (22:59):
I was like, do I gotta get out my end character
sheet or what?
SPEAKER_00 (23:03):
I got you covered from my end.
I'm just it's just whether youguys get the point or not that I
have to do.
SPEAKER_01 (23:08):
Right when it's repurposed, this sounds like
some DD shit.
It could be repurposed intoanything.
SPEAKER_00 (23:15):
We're um we've been doing this uh this role-playing
stuff a little bit, and I wantto get my feet wet in it.
SPEAKER_03 (23:23):
It could okay, let's pick different words.
Yeah, see, I knew that's wherethat was gonna go.
SPEAKER_00 (23:29):
What the hell?
SPEAKER_01 (23:30):
Yeah, that's the type of roleplay we're doing.
SPEAKER_00 (23:33):
What would you want to get wet?
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
You're Aquaman, and I'm a helpless seal.
SPEAKER_03 (23:42):
What are we even saying?
Move on, move on.
Next question.
Did we get it right?
Yeah, we got the map.
Move on.
SPEAKER_00 (23:50):
Also, wouldn't it make more sense for Aquaman to
be bald since he's smart?
SPEAKER_03 (23:54):
Oh, because we're gonna tarp of tenacity, it could
be anything, and obviously we'regonna make it a map.
SPEAKER_00 (23:59):
Okay, okay, all right.
All right, in this episode, it'sAvatar, Pandora Survival.
What environmental cue wasemphasized as vital for survival
on Pandora?
Bioluminescence, animalmigration patterns, tree height,
or air quality?
SPEAKER_03 (24:16):
Okay, two things.
One, I missed the question, sonone of those answers made any
sense to me.
But two, it's because I wasthinking about the quote.
Uh the the quote was that youguys kept saying this was space
Pocahontas.
Okay, easy.
I was gonna say that.
SPEAKER_00 (24:33):
Easy point.
Um, what was the question?
All right, what environmentalcue was emphasized as vital for
survival on Pandora?
What environmental cue know theanswer read the bioluminescence?
Nope.
Animal migration patterns, treeheight?
Nope.
Or air quality?
SPEAKER_01 (24:52):
Nope.
Tree hugging.
No.
Final answer.
It's okay, Eric.
Shut the fuck up.
Nope.
We didn't agree on it.
Animal migration.
SPEAKER_00 (25:00):
Tree hugging it is.
That is the wrong answer.
Oh my god.
It is animal migration.
SPEAKER_01 (25:08):
Yeah, it's it's like when um when he first gets to
the forest, I believe there'slike, you know, once the real b
shit comes out, you know, theone uh puma thing.
Yep, they run away.
SPEAKER_00 (25:23):
Now, now just for for argument's sake, Eric's over
here, I hate this game.
Questions.
Uh, you guys have only missedone point so far.
SPEAKER_03 (25:33):
Yeah, and that was stupid.
You're stupid.
SPEAKER_00 (25:36):
The fact that you missed that one.
SPEAKER_03 (25:38):
Whoa, why are you hating on TJ like that?
SPEAKER_00 (25:40):
Just ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03 (25:42):
Why are you hating on TJ like that?
What did he do to you?
SPEAKER_00 (25:45):
Okay, so this is what you guys gotta do.
You're gonna face fictionalsurvival scenarios inspired by
season five.
You're gonna choose you're gonnachoose one of the three
strategies and justify yourchoice.
I'm going to award survivalpoints based on your logic,
creativity, and if you can throwin any pop culture references
(26:07):
that might be a little extra.
You ready?
SPEAKER_01 (26:10):
Yes, I think so.
Thanks for the hat and mustache,Sam.
Anyways.
SPEAKER_00 (26:14):
The scenario is a mall lockdown.
This comes from Dawn of theDead.
So it's a mall lockdown, there'szombies outside, and there's a
power outage.
Do you barricade the secondfloor with mannequins?
Do you escape via an undergroundtunnel, or do you climb to the
roof and signal with flares?
SPEAKER_03 (26:34):
Oh fuck.
All three of those options suck.
Okay, I think barricading withmannequins is just a dumb idea,
in my opinion.
How is that gonna stop?
Yeah, I don't see that stoppingthem at all, so I'm gonna say no
on that one.
Um going underground seemshorrifying, and also trapping
ourselves up on the roof seemshorrifying.
SPEAKER_01 (27:00):
The worst levels in the last of us and shit.
SPEAKER_03 (27:02):
But also, we go to the roof.
Let's say we're able to closethe door and and and barricade
it.
Then what?
You go to the roof and we wesignal with flares and hope that
something flies by and sees usand that they're gonna stop and
get us.
That is correct.
I feel like tunnels are the onlyoption, but that sounds
horrifying.
SPEAKER_00 (27:23):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (27:23):
Um, I feel like because the answer to one of the
questions was not utilizing theroof.
Fuck it.
Let's go to the roof.
Let's go roof.
SPEAKER_00 (27:34):
Okay.
Next one comes from man versusbeast, 100 humans versus
silverback gorilla.
Would you uh operate in uhconcentric distraction circles,
use environmental barriers,trees, uh, rocks, uh, would you
try psychological mimicry?
SPEAKER_01 (27:54):
I like the concentric circle thing.
Well, I'm not gonna mimic itbecause it's just gonna get real
racial um if I start banging onmy chest.
Um although that would donumbers on Vine.
SPEAKER_03 (28:06):
I mean Yes, it would.
SPEAKER_00 (28:08):
If we play some if we play some berry manilo while
you do that, it might work.
SPEAKER_01 (28:12):
Get it Vine, because it's a job.
I think the real uh the realanswer is twist his dick.
SPEAKER_02 (28:19):
Grab his dick and twist it!
SPEAKER_01 (28:21):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02 (28:22):
Oh my god.
It's a UFC fire.
The old dick twist.
The old dick twist.
Twist his dick! Oh my god.
unknown (28:31):
The old dick twist.
SPEAKER_01 (28:32):
Anyway, all right.
SPEAKER_00 (28:33):
So which one are you going?
Concentric distraction circles,environmental barriers,
psychological mimicry.
SPEAKER_03 (28:38):
The environmental barriers, I feel like a gorilla
is just going to either throwthe rock away over the rock.
I don't think so.
I think hear me out.
Uh that sounds like a greatidea.
Bears, right?
Consider that.
SPEAKER_01 (28:50):
That's a bear.
You stand tall, you bean loud,right?
So for which bear?
Huh?
For which bear?
If it's brown, lay down.
If it's black, fight back.
And if it's exactly so it's notthe bears.
SPEAKER_03 (29:01):
If it's a brown bear, you do not want to make a
lot of noise.
It's a brown bear.
I could sleep a fucking brownbear.
SPEAKER_00 (29:07):
There's dinner.
SPEAKER_03 (29:08):
No, if it's a brown bear, you don't want to make
noise because yeah, exactly.
He's just going, oh wow, mydinner's letting me know where
he is.
I would certainly pretend youdon't exist with a brown bear.
SPEAKER_01 (29:19):
I would Mike Tyson a fucking brown bear.
And you would die.
You would end up like therevenant.
I would be inside thatmotherfucker for warmth after
I'm bleeding out, but guesswhat?
I still won the fight.
You'd be inside his stomach.
Bitch, it'd be like brother bearin this bitch.
I would then gain the spirit ofthe bear and have to take care
of its cub.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you loseto a brown bear.
SPEAKER_04 (29:41):
Keny!
SPEAKER_02 (29:43):
What are you gonna choose with a silver back
gorilla?
SPEAKER_03 (29:45):
It's not a brown bear.
Which is also not a bear andhighly territorial.
SPEAKER_01 (29:50):
Well, it would see me and it was it would think
that I was with it.
SPEAKER_03 (29:53):
I'm gonna go concentric circles.
SPEAKER_01 (29:55):
Concentric circles, I think, is actually the right
answer.
SPEAKER_03 (29:58):
Because when he said that, I was just like, wow,
that's Sounds like a good idea.
SPEAKER_00 (30:01):
Okay.
Then I'm awarding points by theway as we're going.
Next is the Conjuring Three.
SPEAKER_03 (30:05):
I got this.
SPEAKER_00 (30:06):
Haunted farmhouse voice whispers your name.
Do you create a salt circle?
Confront the voice?
Trap the entity with a mirror.
SPEAKER_03 (30:14):
Uh D run away.
What?
You can't.
You can't run away.
And these are the three optionswe're thinking of?
SPEAKER_01 (30:22):
Yep.
Does it whisper does it whispermy government name or TJ?
SPEAKER_03 (30:26):
That's a fair question.
SPEAKER_00 (30:28):
The one that would scare you the most.
SPEAKER_03 (30:29):
So it's the Emmy.
SPEAKER_01 (30:33):
Anyways.
Oh my god, a ghost! And it'slike a pointy head.
Oh my god, a racist ghost.
SPEAKER_02 (30:45):
It could put a pebble on his head.
SPEAKER_03 (30:49):
It's like, oh my god, a racist.
He's like, boo!
SPEAKER_02 (30:53):
Oh my god, a racist ghost!
SPEAKER_01 (30:58):
Um trap it with a fucking mirror.
What the I look like?
I I've never heard that one.
You trap it with a mirror.
SPEAKER_03 (31:05):
The salt saker shake or the salt circle feels like
that actually wouldn't doanything.
It's not a fucking vampire.
Um well vampires aren't afraidof salt.
What's don't you sprinkle saltat your entrances for vampires
or something?
SPEAKER_01 (31:16):
Well, vampires, if you let them in, then they come
in.
Yeah, you have to invite themin.
I'm gonna have sinners as ourone of our next coaster salt.
SPEAKER_02 (31:25):
Uh what was the what was B?
Confront the voice.
Yo, ninja.
Where's D?
Grab your yeah, like leave.
SPEAKER_00 (31:33):
Uh I would do salt circle.
But the problem with leaving isthey'll just follow you.
Where's D?
Grab your Bible.
No, I'm I'm I'm purposefullyscrewing you guys.
Where's grab the B, grab yourQuran?
I'm I'm making it, I'm making itharder on you.
So you're going salt circle,right?
Where's F?
Start your Muslim prayer.
Okay.
All right, in life of Pi,lifeboat.
(31:54):
Oh, some of the on board anyway.
Storm approaching.
Build a shelter, tame the tiger,or jump and tether.
SPEAKER_01 (32:00):
There was no taming that tiger.
SPEAKER_03 (32:02):
Yeah, you're not gonna have enough time if the
storm is approaching.
Well, give me the give me theoptions again.
SPEAKER_00 (32:08):
Build a shelter, tame the tiger, jump and tether.
I think it's C.
SPEAKER_01 (32:12):
If this is life a pie, there's nothing to really
build a shelter with other thanclimbing into the little food
storage under the tarp, which isthe tiger's den.
You can't really tame the tiger,so yeah, jump and tie yourself.
I'm gonna go see, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (32:24):
And in Avatar, you crash landed on Pandora.
Do you follow bioluminescenttrails?
Climb a tree, build a signalfire.
SPEAKER_03 (32:33):
Am I one of the blue guys?
SPEAKER_00 (32:35):
You have to be, kinda, right?
I mean we won't be able to dothat.
I guess you could be, I guessyou could be in the suit.
SPEAKER_01 (32:40):
Uh climb a tree using the rules of Avatar.
You gotta get high ground.
You gotta agree.
You gotta put the the fire out,or else the shit will find you,
and then most of the shit on theground is trying to kill you at
night.
Um, so yeah, climb a tree.
Climb into one of those leafthings, those little hammocks,
which looks so cold.
Like there's no like insulationto that.
SPEAKER_00 (32:59):
You're just like open, exposed.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:03):
I feel very good right now.
Could I plug my penis into Awa?
SPEAKER_00 (33:08):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (33:09):
But I'm pretty sure that's what that hair is.
Yeah, can I plug my penis intothe spirit tree?
I need to know.
SPEAKER_00 (33:15):
But what I will tell you is You connect your pubes.
This is the first time you guysdidn't get first time you didn't
get maximum point.
Oh because what she taught himwas connecting your pubes to No,
she taught him to put out thefire and follow the
bioluminescent trail.
SPEAKER_03 (33:31):
Oh, yeah, and then climb a tree.
I mean Yeah, they did a lot ofclimbing trees, I gotta say, but
okay you got some points.
SPEAKER_00 (33:38):
Okay.
You ready?
SPEAKER_03 (33:40):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (33:41):
So now in this round, we are going to do uh
rapid fire, and there aretrapdoor challenges.
So if you guys get this wrong,uh you're gonna be more screwed
than you want to be.
You ready?
Alexa by 21 bullets.
You're gonna face the uh triviaquestions.
(34:01):
Let me make sure I I did thisright.
Let me make sure I did thisright.
SPEAKER_01 (34:04):
Alexa play black hole by Eric Sallas.
Someone's left.
SPEAKER_00 (34:08):
You're gonna face these trivia questions, and a
wrong answer activates thetrapdoor.
Okay.
Again, you get bonus points forquoting the podcast.
So if you quote us that episode,you can save yourself from the
trapdoor.
SPEAKER_03 (34:23):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (34:24):
If you get the the question wrong.
SPEAKER_03 (34:26):
And if we go through the trapdoor, did you say that?
SPEAKER_00 (34:28):
If you go through the trapdoor, you're gonna face
the consequence.
Okay.
What I have waiting for you.
SPEAKER_03 (34:32):
Oh, how fun.
All right.
SPEAKER_00 (34:34):
Um, actually, I'm sorry, there's more to it.
Bonus points for quoting thepodcast, referencing real world
survival tactics, or improvisingunder pressure.
Ready?
SPEAKER_03 (34:43):
Yeah, I guess so.
SPEAKER_00 (34:44):
And if you survive these uh scenarios, you also get
a um if you survive all of thescenarios, you get a uh plot
armor.
You get plot armor tokens.
SPEAKER_03 (34:53):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (34:54):
You ready?
SPEAKER_03 (34:55):
And can we use those said tokens later?
SPEAKER_00 (34:57):
Yeah, in the next round.
SPEAKER_03 (34:58):
Oh, yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00 (35:00):
Next, next and uh final round.
What was the most overlookedthreat inside of the mall?
The most overlooked threatinside of the mall.
SPEAKER_03 (35:09):
I want to say zombie baby.
SPEAKER_00 (35:11):
Infection spread via wounds, human betrayal, lack of
food, generator failure.
What was the most overlookedthreat inside of the mall?
SPEAKER_03 (35:21):
I would say human betra.
Well, I'm kind of stuck betweenhuman betrayal and what was A?
SPEAKER_00 (35:29):
Infection spread via wounds.
That one.
You think that was overlooked?
SPEAKER_03 (35:35):
Either that or uh Well, no, that wasn't overlooked
because they they kind ofmentioned that when he cut
himself at the fountain, Ithink.
SPEAKER_01 (35:42):
I feel like generator.
I don't think they were reallyworried about power.
They weren't thinking about it.
SPEAKER_03 (35:47):
I mean, I I honestly I don't really know.
I'll let you let's go with thegenerator one.
SPEAKER_00 (35:53):
I meant Can you quote?
Can you quote the podcast?
Give a real world scenario, realworld survivor scenario from
that episode?
SPEAKER_01 (36:01):
Um Eric is absolutely drunk right now.
He's gotten into the bar.
He keeps drinking and he justwon't stop.
SPEAKER_03 (36:10):
I don't even care anymore.
It's like, what are we evenliving for?
SPEAKER_00 (36:15):
Okay, fair enough.
SPEAKER_03 (36:16):
There are like ambulances and shit.
Did you hear that explosion?
Yeah, back to you, Tiffany.
Fair enough.
SPEAKER_00 (36:23):
Now, on to the next.
Uh there it is.
What was the estimated biteforce of a silverback gorilla?
800 PSI, 1300 PSI, 2000 PSI, or600 PSI.
SPEAKER_01 (36:37):
800 sounds right.
Can give me the answers again.
SPEAKER_00 (36:42):
800 PSI, 1300 PSI, 2000 PSI, 600 PSI.
SPEAKER_03 (36:48):
I feel like it's 800, but I have no actual
knowledge to back that up.
It's just a feeling.
SPEAKER_01 (36:53):
1300.
SPEAKER_03 (36:55):
Really?
SPEAKER_01 (36:56):
I don't know.
It's the the the 1300 beingthere, and then the 2000.
SPEAKER_03 (37:00):
Yeah, but that's why I think 800 and 600 are, and the
way that 800 is A.
SPEAKER_01 (37:04):
600 is way too little, and 800 is just like two
above that.
I feel like 13.
SPEAKER_03 (37:09):
Yeah, 200 above that, not just two.
That's what I meant.
13 above it.
But the bite, it's bite force.
SPEAKER_01 (37:15):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (37:15):
Do you know how fucking strong a jaw is?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure acrocodile's is like in the
thousands.
Yeah, so imagine the uh gorillasbite through like crocodiles
have one of the strongest biteson the planet, I'm pretty sure.
I think they're I think it's800.
I think there's a reason he went800, 1300, 2600.
SPEAKER_01 (37:36):
Sam agrees with me.
She said, shut up, Eric.
SPEAKER_03 (37:38):
It's 1300.
If it's not 1300, what are yougonna do?
SPEAKER_01 (37:42):
He's gonna have to door.
Yeah, what do you what do youwant me to do, Eric?
Do you do I could do a fuckingforfeit for it?
You know, do a backflip, I'll doit right now.
If it's not 1300, if it's not1300, I will literally lick
Maddie's armpit.
SPEAKER_00 (37:57):
All right.
It's not 1300.
Well, go lick.
I'm I'm I'm lying, but I want tosee this.
You're lying?
Completely.
Oh, so it is 1300.
SPEAKER_03 (38:07):
Yeah, 3700.
Uh that's what I thought.
Yeah, I was right though.
Crocodile still has a strongerbite force.
It does still look at one of thestrongest in the world.
SPEAKER_01 (38:17):
Yeah, that's in that's they just don't have an
opening force.
SPEAKER_00 (38:20):
That's their yeah, they have no opening force.
You can hold it with your barehand.
SPEAKER_01 (38:24):
Just duct tape will stop them.
SPEAKER_03 (38:26):
Yeah, but once they bite down, yeah, and then they
do the roll.
SPEAKER_01 (38:29):
You ever see that video of it biting another
crocodile and spinning guys?
SPEAKER_03 (38:33):
Yeah, and ripping the arm off?
SPEAKER_01 (38:34):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:35):
Yeah.
That the death roll.
Yeah, the death roll is crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (38:38):
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What survival tactic wasemphasized in demonic possession
scenarios?
Holy water, staying calm,exorcism rituals, avoiding
mirrors.
SPEAKER_03 (38:49):
So this is fucking stupid because it's either B or
C.
SPEAKER_00 (38:52):
What's up with the mirrors?
You keep putting up mirrors.
SPEAKER_03 (38:55):
Stupid.
It's just fucking stupid becauseit's not the holy water thing.
So what was B and C?
SPEAKER_00 (39:00):
B is staying calm, C is exorcism rituals.
SPEAKER_03 (39:04):
Even dumber.
Because we literally talkedabout rituals and rites just
now, and then we also fuckingtalked about uh what what was B?
I'm really blanking here.
Staying calm.
Staying calm.
Yeah, yeah, because I thinkthat's fucking stupid.
Staying calm.
SPEAKER_00 (39:21):
Staying calm.
Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_01 (39:24):
Fuck am I gonna do look in a mirror?
Go ghost.
I had to reggae fucking Ariga.
What?
Sorry.
Okay.
I don't know what I'm on thisepisode.
(39:46):
You ready?
SPEAKER_00 (39:49):
Yeah, I'm ready.
In life of Pi, what item wasmost versatile on the lifeboat?
Tarp.
SPEAKER_01 (39:55):
Give us the answers, please.
SPEAKER_00 (39:56):
You want it?
Okay.
Compass, tarp, fishing rod,tiger repellent.
SPEAKER_01 (40:00):
It was tarp.
Tarp.
Motherfucker did not fish atall, other than the flying fish
getting into the boat.
He was trying though.
He didn't fucking pull nothingoff, dude.
SPEAKER_00 (40:08):
He didn't.
Let's be fair.
He was he was in an aquaticdesert.
Most of the tile.
The most what did I say?
Oh, that went too far.
That went too far.
SPEAKER_03 (40:19):
I'm pretty sure you said most versatile.
Versatile.
Yeah, I wouldn't describe thatas very versatile.
SPEAKER_00 (40:23):
The tarp?
SPEAKER_03 (40:24):
No, the fishing rod.
SPEAKER_00 (40:25):
Oh, yeah, no.
SPEAKER_03 (40:26):
What the fuck?
SPEAKER_00 (40:27):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (40:30):
Eric's just he's he's beefing this episode.
He's like, that's such a stupidfucking thing.
We already talked about that.
SPEAKER_00 (40:37):
Beefs every episode.
SPEAKER_02 (40:38):
Well, I had to like.
SPEAKER_03 (40:39):
And I somehow win so much.
I don't, I really don't get it.
I was thinking about itrecently.
How?
SPEAKER_01 (40:49):
Eric's just a certified beefer.
SPEAKER_03 (40:51):
You guys just like it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (40:52):
Here we go.
This round is called FinalExtraction.
This is a season five megamashup.
SPEAKER_03 (40:59):
And is this the one where we can combine our gear?
SPEAKER_00 (41:01):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (41:02):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (41:02):
So you have.
Let me come on, wake up.
You have you have a compass.
We're gonna say it's abioluminescent compass so that
way we're not there's nodarkness.
You don't have to worry about itbeing dark in any room and you
can't read the compass.
So we're calling it abioluminescent compass.
Oh yeah.
You have a I'm calling it atiger deterrent spray, but to be
(41:25):
fair, it's not for tigers.
I got it because it was uh lifeof pie.
So this will buy you timeagainst any zombies or
predators.
Time only.
Okay.
Okay.
It doesn't, it doesn't uh itwon't keep them away.
God damn it, stop things sotwingey.
And you guys have salt.
Okay.
You can make your own saltcircle.
(41:46):
For ghosts.
You have a what I called aprimate distraction kit, but
it's not exclusively forprimates.
And you're gonna understand thisin just a minute.
But this is to distract any uhany predators coming at you,
similar to the uh tigerdeterrent spray.
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And you have the I I called itthe mall map, but it's just a
map.
So you know exactly where you'regoing.
So we have two tarps?
Yes.
Yes.
That's crazy.
You have all of that, and thenyou have the skills, you have
the high ground awareness, youhave the tactical unity, which
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means you guys can coordinateand share your gear.
You have your mental fortitude,which means you can go into
areas that have high paranormalactivity and keep your sanity.
SPEAKER_03 (42:43):
Oh yeah.
Just take my sanity.
SPEAKER_00 (42:46):
You have Oh wait, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Tactical unity means you guys uhworking together as a team,
you're um you're able to facethis this scenario, this uh
extraction together.
You have the tarp of tenacity,which means you can combine all
of your gear together.
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And you have eco intuition,which means you get to you can
uh understand all of yoursurroundings better.
You know what's all around youat all times.
You said what can we do with thetarp?
The tarp of the tarp of tenacitymeans you can uh combine all of
your all of your gear together.
SPEAKER_03 (43:31):
Okay now we can combine all of our gear
together.
SPEAKER_00 (43:42):
Yeah, you guys you you guys can basically think of
it like um think of it like inResident Evil, even if you
choose to split up, you guysstill have all of your safe room
items.
SPEAKER_03 (43:54):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (43:54):
So I'm not I'm not trying to coordinate who has
what all the time, so I'm I'mreally I really pushed for you
guys to win that one so that Ididn't have to keep track of who
has what gear all the time.
Hello, survivors, and welcome to another episode
of Will You Survive the Podcast?
That, my friends, is our melodicentry where we are going to be
doing a tactical survival game.
This is part trivia, partroleplay, including some popular
(00:48):
culture, but everything has todo with season five of Will You
Survive the Podcast?
What kind of roleplay?
Well, that's to be decided.
I can't give you the answer yet.
That would ruin the fun.
To play this game, I have uh myco-hosts here.
(01:10):
That's Eric.
Hello.
And that's TJ.
ShmaBulok.
Behind the scenes, uh, theseguys decided they want to start
out this game as a team.
SPEAKER_03 (01:20):
ShmaBulog.
Sorry.
We did decide that.
Um Alex explained like all therules and shit before before we
went to the game.
SPEAKER_01 (01:33):
So many rules to remember.
SPEAKER_03 (01:34):
I yeah, I'm I'm so serious when I say I really was
trying to listen to.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
Answer the questions wrong, you may suffer
consequences.
SPEAKER_03 (01:44):
See, if you said Is that really difficult?
If you said it like that, thatmakes sense, but you actually
went on like a 10-minuteinstructional manual.
You guys just weren't listeningon how to do it.
And it was not many millionminutes.
It was if you asked the chat, itwas it was a long time.
SPEAKER_00 (02:00):
It was not a long time.
SPEAKER_03 (02:01):
You did not explain it that succinctly.
See, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_01 (02:04):
Jeez, Sam says wrong answer, hot wax.
SPEAKER_00 (02:07):
Get your ADD under control.
That is not the kind of roleplaywe're doing.
SPEAKER_01 (02:11):
I don't know what HD is, but my doctor said I got 80
of them bitches.
SPEAKER_00 (02:15):
That's right.
That's right.
Okay.
First question.
Let's get this puppy rolling.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh each correct answer earns asurvival item or a skill, if you
will.
Bonus points for quoting theepisode or referencing podcast
(02:36):
banter.
SPEAKER_03 (02:36):
Now, when you say quoting the episode, do you mean
the name of the episode or theexact quote that was said?
SPEAKER_00 (02:44):
No, you're not going to name the episode because I'm
going to tell you the episode.
SPEAKER_03 (02:47):
Okay, I was going to say because there's no shot I
remember those names.
SPEAKER_00 (02:51):
No, the title isn't necessary, but if you quote from
the episode, something one of ussaid.
You gotta get close.
I'm not gonna hold you guys todouble quoting here.
Alright?
SPEAKER_03 (03:03):
Alright.
I feel like I could do well inthis.
We'll see.
SPEAKER_00 (03:07):
This is a pop culture prep check.
Episode was Dawn of the Dead2004.
That's the newscast, if yourecall.
Question one.
In the WIS breakdown, what wasidentified as the most critical
early mistake made by survivorsin the mall?
A.
Not securing all entrances.
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B trusting strangers tooquickly.
C failing to ration supplies.
Or D ignoring the rooftopadvantage.
Now remember, this was adiscussion that we all had.
SPEAKER_03 (03:42):
I feel like it's A, because anytime we talk about a
mall, we always talk about howhard it would be to be
specifically talking about thatmovie.
SPEAKER_00 (03:50):
Yeah.
What they did in that movie.
SPEAKER_03 (03:53):
I mean, they technically secure although I
don't know, I feel like thatwouldn't have really held.
Emily's busy right now.
SPEAKER_01 (04:00):
She's under the desk.
Good quote.
That's a quote.
SPEAKER_00 (04:10):
That is a quote.
SPEAKER_01 (04:11):
By Mr.
Alex himself.
Now, um, I do agree, Eric,that's not like it's a good
quote.
Remember how we were liketotally over my head.
Well, yeah, back to you,Jonathan.
Yeah.
Back to you, Amber.
SPEAKER_00 (04:23):
Back to you, Emily.
And I said, um, it's Alex.
Emily is under the desk rightnow.
SPEAKER_03 (04:28):
Oh, yeah, like a Clinton joke.
She's not doing it like that.
She's but that is great.
Ha.
Um I see.
I feel like misogynist out here.
Okay.
Zombie Apocalypse.
Could be it.
SPEAKER_00 (04:43):
Wow.
Wow.
SPEAKER_03 (04:44):
Derek.
I feel like I was saying youhave to trust people that early
because like you need numbers.
And you can poll the audience.
SPEAKER_00 (04:55):
You guys can talk to anybody.
This is a team exercise.
SPEAKER_01 (04:58):
All I got is saying when she said e all of the
above.
SPEAKER_00 (05:02):
All of the above.
There is one answer.
And we did talk about this.
SPEAKER_01 (05:09):
Okay, so think about it.
They did use rooftop advantage.
Yes.
Okay.
So that gets rid of that one.
SPEAKER_03 (05:16):
But I think the qu the answer was saying that it
we're not fast enough.
SPEAKER_00 (05:21):
We said ignoring the rooftop advantage.
SPEAKER_03 (05:23):
Oh no, they used it.
Um they used it quite a bit.
So I would say that one's gone.
I think as much as A sounds likeit, I think you're right.
We could probably eliminate thatone.
I'm kind of leaning towardsrationing supplies.
SPEAKER_01 (05:35):
Hmm.
They were kind of going likesicko mode with shit.
SPEAKER_03 (05:39):
Yeah, because they didn't they immediately kind of
knew they were gonna leave it.
SPEAKER_01 (05:43):
I feel like we talked about how like they
didn't mention or like show themeating or anything.
SPEAKER_03 (05:48):
No, they did.
They well, they showed themdrinking.
SPEAKER_00 (05:51):
And they had that whole like dinner scene.
SPEAKER_03 (05:53):
They did.
SPEAKER_00 (05:53):
Yeah, they were all sitting around the table when
the lead character was saying umwhat he what job he was worst at
and what job he was the best at.
SPEAKER_03 (06:02):
Um I could see that one.
What was the what was the fourthoption?
SPEAKER_00 (06:06):
Ignoring the rooftop advantage.
So not securing all entrances,trusting strangers too quickly,
failing to ration supplies,ignoring the rooftop advantage.
SPEAKER_03 (06:13):
Ah, I mean B kind of sounds more like the right
answer, but I want to go with C.
SPEAKER_00 (06:18):
You guys tell me what your answer is.
SPEAKER_03 (06:20):
What do you think, TJ?
Can I pull the audience?
What is the audience on WISsaying?
SPEAKER_01 (06:24):
Hey Gemini, flip a coin.
I'm seeing a lot of uh puppetmovie.
Okay, so's Tails.
So second option.
SPEAKER_03 (06:34):
Which is Oh hang on, hang on.
Xana Maze says B.
It's B because they brought in agroup of survivors that had the
fat the Oh, wait, wait, they'reright.
It's B because they brought in agroup of survivors that had the
fat zombie who was alreadybitten.
SPEAKER_01 (06:48):
Oh yeah, I fucking remember that now, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (06:51):
Wait, so what was it B then?
SPEAKER_01 (06:53):
I feel like yeah, because what we talked about,
guys.
SPEAKER_03 (06:57):
Yeah, what we talked about.
SPEAKER_00 (06:59):
I feel what we said, and remember this was you guys
were doing it as newscasters inthe we didn't say we didn't say
shit about rationing during thenewscaster stuff.
SPEAKER_03 (07:10):
I'm pretty certain it's B then.
SPEAKER_01 (07:12):
I mean Eric was an alcoholic.
SPEAKER_03 (07:14):
Yeah, we like there was no thought of rationing.
I I I started drinking heavyduring that episode.
So you guys agree?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go withI think I'm gonna go with B.
B.
SPEAKER_00 (07:24):
No, guys, it was actually ignoring the rooftop
advantage.
Both of you were complainingthat they waited so long to go
up to the rooftop, and by thetime they got up to the rooftop,
the helicopter had already left.
Yeah, Eric.
Yes.
They they wrote that SOS up onthe roof, but like by the time
they were writing the SOS, itwas like they were trying to
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finish it up, and the helicopterwas already like flying overhead
and going away.
And we were talking about howhow many other helicopters
passed by them in that wholetime that they were sitting
inside not doing anything.
SPEAKER_03 (07:58):
I don't remember that at all.
Not even a bit.
Good thing I got that questionright.
SPEAKER_00 (08:04):
But I will give you a partial answer because I do
like the rationing, therationing, the rationalization
of trusting strangers tooquickly and letting somebody who
was already bit, even thoughthey didn't know, but you're
getting partial credit for that.
SPEAKER_03 (08:18):
Alright, we'll take it.
SPEAKER_00 (08:19):
Okay.
So you get points, but you don'tget the you don't get the uh
reward.
TJ got points.
SPEAKER_01 (08:29):
How did TJ get points?
SPEAKER_00 (08:31):
TJ got the bonus points for recording the
episode.
SPEAKER_03 (08:34):
Good thing we're on a team.
SPEAKER_00 (08:36):
Um, you know what?
So then I'm going to cancelthose out and just give you guys
the skill.
So because TJ answered with thebonus points and you guys got
partial credit, uh, I'm gonnagive you the the reward, which
is high ground awareness.
Oh.
You guys can avoid ambush in thefuture scenarios.
SPEAKER_03 (08:56):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (08:56):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (08:57):
That's not that's not foreshadowing anything, I'm
sure.
SPEAKER_00 (09:01):
No, not at all.
There's no way.
Okay.
In the episode Man vs.
Beast, could 100 humans defeat agorilla?
The question, according to thepodcast, what is the most
underestimated factor in thishypothetical battle?
Opposable thumbs.
A, the gorilla's bite force.
B, human coordination, C,gorilla's speed, D, terrain
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advantage.
SPEAKER_03 (09:25):
What was the question?
What was the most according tothe podcast?
SPEAKER_00 (09:28):
What is the most underestimated factor in this
hypothetical battle?
SPEAKER_03 (09:33):
I think human coordination was what we said,
right?
We did talk about terrainbecause we were saying, like, if
you put a gorilla in an emptyroom with a hundred men, it
immediately loses, but maybe inlike a jungle, I'm pretty sure
man loses.
But I don't think that was whatwe were saying was like the
sorry, one more time toquestion.
What's the exact wording ofthat?
SPEAKER_00 (09:53):
What is the most underestimated factor in this
hypothetical battle?
SPEAKER_03 (09:58):
I don't think we underestimated that.
I think what we what I at leastunderestimated was human
coordination.
SPEAKER_00 (10:03):
That's why I I'll tell you this.
Don't try to overthink thequestions.
These are it's pulling from thetranscripts and what we actually
said.
So don't don't, it's not a trickquestion.
The question comes from thetranscripts and it's worded
specifically.
SPEAKER_01 (10:20):
Well, I think the most underestimated factor is
the size of the gorilla's penis,which is about three
centimeters.
That's true.
No, that's overestimated.
SPEAKER_00 (10:31):
That was the overestimated.
This is what is the mostunderestimated factor.
No, no, I understandhypothetical battle.
SPEAKER_01 (10:39):
Which we talked about.
SPEAKER_03 (10:40):
We did talk about it.
I thought it was twocentimeters.
SPEAKER_01 (10:43):
It's like 1.5 to 3.
unknown (10:45):
Damn.
SPEAKER_00 (10:47):
TJ's hung like a silverback gorilla.
A gorilla's bite force.
B, human coordination, C,gorilla's speed, D, terrain
advantage.
SPEAKER_01 (10:58):
I feel like it's B.
Talk to us, TJ.
I don't think it's terrainadvantage.
SPEAKER_03 (11:02):
Um, I don't either.
And I don't think it's the otherones.
SPEAKER_01 (11:05):
I feel like speed might be what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_03 (11:07):
See, I'm not gonna lie to talk about these
questions are too great.
I don't think we did.
Because uh, we immediately weretalking about it and we were
like, yeah, it's fucking fact.
SPEAKER_00 (11:19):
Do you think you underestimated the gorilla's
bite force?
SPEAKER_03 (11:22):
I don't think so.
I think we know that thing canchomp you.
But in our conversations, yeah,I'm so curious how you got these
questions because I'm not likingthese questions.
I just don't know.
SPEAKER_00 (11:32):
You don't like any questions.
SPEAKER_03 (11:34):
Yeah, because you ask weird questions.
SPEAKER_01 (11:36):
Alex, for the last time, can you read out the
question?
SPEAKER_00 (11:39):
What is the most underestimated factor in this
hypothetical battle?
And I've given you the fuckinganswer by now.
I think it's B.
And then what are the what arethe gorilla's bite force, human
coordination, gorilla's speed,terrain, advantage?
SPEAKER_01 (11:55):
Human coordination.
SPEAKER_03 (11:56):
That's what I think.
SPEAKER_00 (11:57):
You guys both agree.
Yeah, yes, that is correct.
SPEAKER_03 (12:00):
Wow.
So when I said humancoordination, and then you
decided to to let me just letyou guys know.
Don't overthink the question.
So you're just trying to throwme off?
SPEAKER_00 (12:09):
No, I was talking to TJ.
Oh.
Well, and then you startedquestioning you started, you
started uh if you question him,you question me.
You started over likeoverthinking it at that point.
You already had the rightfucking answer, and then you
were like gonna go away from it.
SPEAKER_03 (12:24):
I wasn't gonna go away from it.
I was stuck on it.
Yeah, pardon me.
I feel confident we got oneright.
What's our power?
SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
And you guys, you guys got the bonus too, because
the three centimeters.
SPEAKER_01 (12:36):
Hung like a gorilla, baby.
SPEAKER_03 (12:38):
Do we get uh is our bonus power that we now have
we're not gonna be likegorillas?
SPEAKER_00 (12:44):
Your reward is tactical unity.
You guys can combine your gearin round four.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (12:52):
Also, as a black man, I don't really think I
should say I'm hung.
I think there's a really badconnotation with that.
That's you know yeah, you know,you could say that.
SPEAKER_03 (13:05):
Oh my lord.
Meaning one thing andaccidentally saying another.
Caution, he's black.
Caution, warning, even I amblack.
You should get that tattooed.
SPEAKER_00 (13:15):
Don't censor us.
SPEAKER_03 (13:16):
You know, you know, like those warning symbols like
the triangles.
SPEAKER_01 (13:19):
I think I should I should add the TJ sound effect
every time I say that.
SPEAKER_00 (13:24):
Don't censor, don't censor him, TikTok.
He's black.
SPEAKER_01 (13:28):
You know, like a fucking siren.
I'm ready.
We should do that.
We should get a lady to do it.
SPEAKER_00 (13:33):
I'm gonna start calling him ninjato.
Caution, TJ is black.
Get your wife to do it.
Like in the voice of the like inthe voice of the portal robot.
Or backup.
Thank you for sharing.
All right.
Next question comes from theConjuring 3 Demonic Defense.
SPEAKER_01 (13:50):
Uh fuck.
SPEAKER_00 (13:51):
What survival lesson was drawn from the real life
possession case?
A.
Always carry holy water.
B, trust your instincts.
C, stay calm under pressure.
D, avoid basements.
SPEAKER_01 (14:04):
I feel like it was D.
I feel like it's avoidbasements.
Uh yeah.
That sounds like something wewere talking about.
SPEAKER_03 (14:10):
No, a third one.
SPEAKER_01 (14:11):
Third one?
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (14:12):
It's the third one.
SPEAKER_03 (14:13):
What was the third one?
The third one was the devil mademe do it.
SPEAKER_01 (14:16):
Yeah, I'm going for bonus points here.
I I don't think I can referenceYeah, what was a quote we said?
I don't know.
The only thing I remember fromthat one is the scene where the
dudes actually that when thedevil makes him do it.
The devil indeed made him do it,yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (14:33):
Oh, we mentioned something about how this was the
first time in court that uh thecourt acknowledged the existence
of the devil.
SPEAKER_00 (14:43):
But did they?
SPEAKER_03 (14:44):
Is that a close enough quote?
Yeah, because he got a lessersentence for it, right?
They successfully proved well,maybe they what maybe they
pleaded insanity.
SPEAKER_00 (14:52):
No, they did not allow the defense for the devil
made me do it, but they weresuccessfully able to argue uh
from down from murder to thecity.
SPEAKER_01 (15:02):
I was annoyed in that episode because at the
start, because like they justlike completely ignore the fact
that bro, like the kid becauseit went from the kid to the
dude, right?
And they just ignored the fact,like she's seen the shit happen,
and then they're just like, eh,it's probably fine.
SPEAKER_03 (15:20):
I can't think well, okay.
Here's a quote I remember sayingum in that episode uh never
invite a demon to possess you.
You're you're not going toyou're not going to save anybody
by doing that.
You're only gonna make thingsworse.
SPEAKER_00 (15:36):
Okay.
Close enough.
SPEAKER_03 (15:37):
Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (15:38):
Um now I can be your engine.
SPEAKER_03 (15:41):
I think I think it's D, but also there's no basements
in this movie, right?
Besides the underground tunnels,really.
I guess you could call that abasement.
Because there was like the theReverend's basement that led to
the tunnels.
I mean, let's just go with Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Alright, uh yeah, let's let's gowith D.
SPEAKER_00 (16:03):
Okay.
That is wrong.
SPEAKER_03 (16:05):
I kind of thought so.
SPEAKER_00 (16:06):
It was stay calm under pressure, and I actually
said that.
SPEAKER_03 (16:10):
We weren't listening.
SPEAKER_00 (16:11):
I was going to give you credit for getting it right
because that is a direct quote.
That was something that I hadsaid.
The survival aspect of thismovie that we could take away
from it is you need to stay calmunder pressure.
Look at how Home Dude, uh,playing Ed Warren, was really
quite um, he was put on hisheels.
You remember when that corpsegot up and was charging at him?
SPEAKER_03 (16:34):
Oh, yeah.
And he was still like calm whenhe was all I could think about
is how I said Ed and ElizabethWarren in a different episode.
Yeah, that's all I could thinkabout.
SPEAKER_00 (16:47):
That was you did say that.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
That was in Geopardy.
SPEAKER_00 (16:49):
Okay, well, you guys got that wrong, but you did get
the bonus point.
So I am willing to ask you afollow-up question regarding, or
actually, I'm sorry, notfollow-up question.
I want to give you guys a chanceto um to answer a scenario of
Mr.
Host.
You can get the points.
SPEAKER_03 (17:07):
This game is hard.
SPEAKER_01 (17:10):
Shut up.
I wanna go home.
SPEAKER_00 (17:13):
Do you want to go for the points?
Or you just gonna leave it?
SPEAKER_01 (17:18):
Let's go for the points.
Yeah, fuck it, why not?
Let's go for the points.
SPEAKER_00 (17:22):
Okay for the points.
So I'm gonna guess that TJ'sgonna defer to you, Eric.
Why?
Because it's related to theConjuring 3.
Oh.
And if you were to be in asituation where you had to
perform an exorcism.
Oh shit.
What items would you want withyou?
SPEAKER_03 (17:43):
Ah, five.
Holy water.
Shit.
So here's the thing.
The bite.
Here's the thing.
Honestly, holy water, I don'tthink that's an actual thing.
Maybe I'm wrong, but that is notwhat I think you need.
SPEAKER_00 (18:00):
What do you think the reaction is based on if it's
not on the holy water?
I I I think it's just the wordof God.
SPEAKER_01 (18:07):
Well, when you're blessing holy water, the atoms
of holiness actually interminglewith the hydrogen and oxygen in
the water.
Crazy.
Back to reality called holywater.
SPEAKER_03 (18:24):
I personally maybe I'm wrong because I genuinely
don't know much about exorcisms,as fascinating as they are.
Um I really don't know that muchabout them, like in reality.
Uh I feel like holy water ismore of just a Catholic thing.
I don't think that's actuallynecessary in exorcisms.
SPEAKER_01 (18:45):
Or I feel like I would want to demons or
Christian demons.
SPEAKER_03 (18:49):
I feel like I would want my Bible and I maybe a
cross, but other than that, Idon't know what else you would
really need besides God.
SPEAKER_01 (18:59):
I keep my copy of the Quran handy for the djinn.
SPEAKER_00 (19:03):
Quick way to get possessed.
Um, I will give it to you.
What what it uh uh I would tellyou is most cultures reference
that these rituals are claimedto actually work.
Um but they're based on ritesand rituals.
(19:23):
And what it typically isreferred to is the faith of the
person and their use of thatitem, their faith in God that
God will empower that item towork in the manner that they are
using it.
SPEAKER_03 (19:37):
That's why I feel like you mostly like that's why
holy water.
SPEAKER_00 (19:41):
I feel like well, I feel like if you have if the
priest is like really believesin the rights that God empowers
them through those rites andrituals, then I think it would
work.
SPEAKER_03 (19:51):
Well, that's when I feel like you wouldn't even need
that.
Like you have your Bible, youhave the word of God, and did
didn't Jesus say um to cast outdemons in his name?
SPEAKER_00 (20:01):
I give you the power to heal the sick, raise the
dead, and cast out demons.
SPEAKER_03 (20:06):
He didn't say with holy water or with a cross.
He just said that.
So I but I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (20:17):
In the guy, and he's like, Well, there's one thing
that we can use to get him outof there.
Read, nigga, read! And he holdsa book and he's like, Alright,
start beating him with whateveryou got, and he pulls out a belt
and starts whipping them.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (20:36):
So wait, what what's that what's that book?
Windswept house or about theexorcism.
SPEAKER_00 (20:43):
Well, there's a bunch.
Windswept house is about thecorruption in the Catholic
Church.
SPEAKER_03 (20:47):
No, what's no, there there's one, Dr.
Scott.
SPEAKER_00 (20:51):
Hostage to the Narnia is the one that maybe
there's hostage to the devil,there's the demonologist.
SPEAKER_03 (20:56):
Chronicles of Narnia?
Fuck off.
SPEAKER_01 (21:00):
As Lane is Jesus, you can't change from mind.
SPEAKER_00 (21:02):
There's uh yeah, but that's not about oh um um not
about possession.
You might be talking about holyblood, holy grail.
SPEAKER_03 (21:10):
No, maybe I I was thinking of Windswept House.
SPEAKER_00 (21:13):
I mean Windswept House was the the it was from a
priest's perspective on thecorruption in the Catholic
Church, which was the demonictakeover of the church.
I mean, it was really wickeddemonic activity.
SPEAKER_03 (21:27):
Wasn't there a book that like went into detail about
exorcism?
Bert's hostage to the devil.
Burt and Ernie go to Compton?
SPEAKER_00 (21:34):
Yeah, that was uh Malcolm.
Shut up.
Why why why do demons have to bein Compton only?
Burt and Ernie.
What kind of racist is this?
SPEAKER_01 (21:44):
We're not in Sesame Street anymore, Ernie.
SPEAKER_00 (21:48):
You guys ready for the next question?
SPEAKER_01 (21:49):
Yeah, let's move on.
Cookie monsters there.
Hey niggas, that nigga blue.
SPEAKER_00 (21:54):
Dude, you're gonna get us fucking banned right now.
SPEAKER_01 (21:57):
I'm looking, I'm looking forward to it.
SPEAKER_00 (22:00):
Life of Pie.
Lifeboat logic.
What item was deemed mostversatile for survival on the
lifeboat?
Fishing kit, tarp, compass,tiger repellent.
SPEAKER_03 (22:12):
Uh, tarp.
Easy.
Tarp.
Tarp equals map, tarp equalsblanket, tarp equals shelter.
SPEAKER_01 (22:21):
And and I would like to reference the fact that that
entire episode I was like.
He's gonna mention religion.
He's gonna mention religion.
Fuck! Because you never didn't.
And we did not.
Even though that's a big part ofthe fucking movie.
SPEAKER_00 (22:38):
Just so you guys know, the bonus point is named
or the the the reward you guysearned the tarp of tenacity.
Yes.
Okay.
This is uh a multi-use map oftenacity.
This is a multi-use gear.
It can be repurposed.
Should we be writing this down?
Scenario.
No.
Okay.
You don't need to.
SPEAKER_01 (22:59):
I was like, do I gotta get out my end character
sheet or what?
SPEAKER_00 (23:03):
I got you covered from my end.
I'm just it's just whether youguys get the point or not that I
have to do.
SPEAKER_01 (23:08):
Right when it's repurposed, this sounds like
some DD shit.
It could be repurposed intoanything.
SPEAKER_00 (23:15):
We're um we've been doing this uh this role-playing
stuff a little bit, and I wantto get my feet wet in it.
SPEAKER_03 (23:23):
It could okay, let's pick different words.
Yeah, see, I knew that's wherethat was gonna go.
SPEAKER_00 (23:29):
What the hell?
SPEAKER_01 (23:30):
Yeah, that's the type of roleplay we're doing.
SPEAKER_00 (23:33):
What would you want to get wet?
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
You're Aquaman, and I'm a helpless seal.
SPEAKER_03 (23:42):
What are we even saying?
Move on, move on.
Next question.
Did we get it right?
Yeah, we got the map.
Move on.
SPEAKER_00 (23:50):
Also, wouldn't it make more sense for Aquaman to
be bald since he's smart?
SPEAKER_03 (23:54):
Oh, because we're gonna tarp of tenacity, it could
be anything, and obviously we'regonna make it a map.
SPEAKER_00 (23:59):
Okay, okay, all right.
All right, in this episode, it'sAvatar, Pandora Survival.
What environmental cue wasemphasized as vital for survival
on Pandora?
Bioluminescence, animalmigration patterns, tree height,
or air quality?
SPEAKER_03 (24:16):
Okay, two things.
One, I missed the question, sonone of those answers made any
sense to me.
But two, it's because I wasthinking about the quote.
Uh the the quote was that youguys kept saying this was space
Pocahontas.
Okay, easy.
I was gonna say that.
SPEAKER_00 (24:33):
Easy point.
Um, what was the question?
All right, what environmentalcue was emphasized as vital for
survival on Pandora?
What environmental cue know theanswer read the bioluminescence?
Nope.
Animal migration patterns, treeheight?
Nope.
Or air quality?
SPEAKER_01 (24:52):
Nope.
Tree hugging.
No.
Final answer.
It's okay, Eric.
Shut the fuck up.
Nope.
We didn't agree on it.
Animal migration.
SPEAKER_00 (25:00):
Tree hugging it is.
That is the wrong answer.
Oh my god.
It is animal migration.
SPEAKER_01 (25:08):
Yeah, it's it's like when um when he first gets to
the forest, I believe there'slike, you know, once the real b
shit comes out, you know, theone uh puma thing.
Yep, they run away.
SPEAKER_00 (25:23):
Now, now just for for argument's sake, Eric's over
here, I hate this game.
Questions.
Uh, you guys have only missedone point so far.
SPEAKER_03 (25:33):
Yeah, and that was stupid.
You're stupid.
SPEAKER_00 (25:36):
The fact that you missed that one.
SPEAKER_03 (25:38):
Whoa, why are you hating on TJ like that?
SPEAKER_00 (25:40):
Just ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03 (25:42):
Why are you hating on TJ like that?
What did he do to you?
SPEAKER_00 (25:45):
Okay, so this is what you guys gotta do.
You're gonna face fictionalsurvival scenarios inspired by
season five.
You're gonna choose you're gonnachoose one of the three
strategies and justify yourchoice.
I'm going to award survivalpoints based on your logic,
creativity, and if you can throwin any pop culture references
(26:07):
that might be a little extra.
You ready?
SPEAKER_01 (26:10):
Yes, I think so.
Thanks for the hat and mustache,Sam.
Anyways.
SPEAKER_00 (26:14):
The scenario is a mall lockdown.
This comes from Dawn of theDead.
So it's a mall lockdown, there'szombies outside, and there's a
power outage.
Do you barricade the secondfloor with mannequins?
Do you escape via an undergroundtunnel, or do you climb to the
roof and signal with flares?
SPEAKER_03 (26:34):
Oh fuck.
All three of those options suck.
Okay, I think barricading withmannequins is just a dumb idea,
in my opinion.
How is that gonna stop?
Yeah, I don't see that stoppingthem at all, so I'm gonna say no
on that one.
Um going underground seemshorrifying, and also trapping
ourselves up on the roof seemshorrifying.
SPEAKER_01 (27:00):
The worst levels in the last of us and shit.
SPEAKER_03 (27:02):
But also, we go to the roof.
Let's say we're able to closethe door and and and barricade
it.
Then what?
You go to the roof and we wesignal with flares and hope that
something flies by and sees usand that they're gonna stop and
get us.
That is correct.
I feel like tunnels are the onlyoption, but that sounds
horrifying.
SPEAKER_00 (27:23):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (27:23):
Um, I feel like because the answer to one of the
questions was not utilizing theroof.
Fuck it.
Let's go to the roof.
Let's go roof.
SPEAKER_00 (27:34):
Okay.
Next one comes from man versusbeast, 100 humans versus
silverback gorilla.
Would you uh operate in uhconcentric distraction circles,
use environmental barriers,trees, uh, rocks, uh, would you
try psychological mimicry?
SPEAKER_01 (27:54):
I like the concentric circle thing.
Well, I'm not gonna mimic itbecause it's just gonna get real
racial um if I start banging onmy chest.
Um although that would donumbers on Vine.
SPEAKER_03 (28:06):
I mean Yes, it would.
SPEAKER_00 (28:08):
If we play some if we play some berry manilo while
you do that, it might work.
SPEAKER_01 (28:12):
Get it Vine, because it's a job.
I think the real uh the realanswer is twist his dick.
SPEAKER_02 (28:19):
Grab his dick and twist it!
SPEAKER_01 (28:21):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02 (28:22):
Oh my god.
It's a UFC fire.
The old dick twist.
The old dick twist.
Twist his dick! Oh my god.
unknown (28:31):
The old dick twist.
SPEAKER_01 (28:32):
Anyway, all right.
SPEAKER_00 (28:33):
So which one are you going?
Concentric distraction circles,environmental barriers,
psychological mimicry.
SPEAKER_03 (28:38):
The environmental barriers, I feel like a gorilla
is just going to either throwthe rock away over the rock.
I don't think so.
I think hear me out.
Uh that sounds like a greatidea.
Bears, right?
Consider that.
SPEAKER_01 (28:50):
That's a bear.
You stand tall, you bean loud,right?
So for which bear?
Huh?
For which bear?
If it's brown, lay down.
If it's black, fight back.
And if it's exactly so it's notthe bears.
SPEAKER_03 (29:01):
If it's a brown bear, you do not want to make a
lot of noise.
It's a brown bear.
I could sleep a fucking brownbear.
SPEAKER_00 (29:07):
There's dinner.
SPEAKER_03 (29:08):
No, if it's a brown bear, you don't want to make
noise because yeah, exactly.
He's just going, oh wow, mydinner's letting me know where
he is.
I would certainly pretend youdon't exist with a brown bear.
SPEAKER_01 (29:19):
I would Mike Tyson a fucking brown bear.
And you would die.
You would end up like therevenant.
I would be inside thatmotherfucker for warmth after
I'm bleeding out, but guesswhat?
I still won the fight.
You'd be inside his stomach.
Bitch, it'd be like brother bearin this bitch.
I would then gain the spirit ofthe bear and have to take care
of its cub.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you loseto a brown bear.
SPEAKER_04 (29:41):
Keny!
SPEAKER_02 (29:43):
What are you gonna choose with a silver back
gorilla?
SPEAKER_03 (29:45):
It's not a brown bear.
Which is also not a bear andhighly territorial.
SPEAKER_01 (29:50):
Well, it would see me and it was it would think
that I was with it.
SPEAKER_03 (29:53):
I'm gonna go concentric circles.
SPEAKER_01 (29:55):
Concentric circles, I think, is actually the right
answer.
SPEAKER_03 (29:58):
Because when he said that, I was just like, wow,
that's Sounds like a good idea.
SPEAKER_00 (30:01):
Okay.
Then I'm awarding points by theway as we're going.
Next is the Conjuring Three.
SPEAKER_03 (30:05):
I got this.
SPEAKER_00 (30:06):
Haunted farmhouse voice whispers your name.
Do you create a salt circle?
Confront the voice?
Trap the entity with a mirror.
SPEAKER_03 (30:14):
Uh D run away.
What?
You can't.
You can't run away.
And these are the three optionswe're thinking of?
SPEAKER_01 (30:22):
Yep.
Does it whisper does it whispermy government name or TJ?
SPEAKER_03 (30:26):
That's a fair question.
SPEAKER_00 (30:28):
The one that would scare you the most.
SPEAKER_03 (30:29):
So it's the Emmy.
SPEAKER_01 (30:33):
Anyways.
Oh my god, a ghost! And it'slike a pointy head.
Oh my god, a racist ghost.
SPEAKER_02 (30:45):
It could put a pebble on his head.
SPEAKER_03 (30:49):
It's like, oh my god, a racist.
He's like, boo!
SPEAKER_02 (30:53):
Oh my god, a racist ghost!
SPEAKER_01 (30:58):
Um trap it with a fucking mirror.
What the I look like?
I I've never heard that one.
You trap it with a mirror.
SPEAKER_03 (31:05):
The salt saker shake or the salt circle feels like
that actually wouldn't doanything.
It's not a fucking vampire.
Um well vampires aren't afraidof salt.
What's don't you sprinkle saltat your entrances for vampires
or something?
SPEAKER_01 (31:16):
Well, vampires, if you let them in, then they come
in.
Yeah, you have to invite themin.
I'm gonna have sinners as ourone of our next coaster salt.
SPEAKER_02 (31:25):
Uh what was the what was B?
Confront the voice.
Yo, ninja.
Where's D?
Grab your yeah, like leave.
SPEAKER_00 (31:33):
Uh I would do salt circle.
But the problem with leaving isthey'll just follow you.
Where's D?
Grab your Bible.
No, I'm I'm I'm purposefullyscrewing you guys.
Where's grab the B, grab yourQuran?
I'm I'm making it, I'm making itharder on you.
So you're going salt circle,right?
Where's F?
Start your Muslim prayer.
Okay.
All right, in life of Pi,lifeboat.
(31:54):
Oh, some of the on board anyway.
Storm approaching.
Build a shelter, tame the tiger,or jump and tether.
SPEAKER_01 (32:00):
There was no taming that tiger.
SPEAKER_03 (32:02):
Yeah, you're not gonna have enough time if the
storm is approaching.
Well, give me the give me theoptions again.
SPEAKER_00 (32:08):
Build a shelter, tame the tiger, jump and tether.
I think it's C.
SPEAKER_01 (32:12):
If this is life a pie, there's nothing to really
build a shelter with other thanclimbing into the little food
storage under the tarp, which isthe tiger's den.
You can't really tame the tiger,so yeah, jump and tie yourself.
I'm gonna go see, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (32:24):
And in Avatar, you crash landed on Pandora.
Do you follow bioluminescenttrails?
Climb a tree, build a signalfire.
SPEAKER_03 (32:33):
Am I one of the blue guys?
SPEAKER_00 (32:35):
You have to be, kinda, right?
I mean we won't be able to dothat.
I guess you could be, I guessyou could be in the suit.
SPEAKER_01 (32:40):
Uh climb a tree using the rules of Avatar.
You gotta get high ground.
You gotta agree.
You gotta put the the fire out,or else the shit will find you,
and then most of the shit on theground is trying to kill you at
night.
Um, so yeah, climb a tree.
Climb into one of those leafthings, those little hammocks,
which looks so cold.
Like there's no like insulationto that.
SPEAKER_00 (32:59):
You're just like open, exposed.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:03):
I feel very good right now.
Could I plug my penis into Awa?
SPEAKER_00 (33:08):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (33:09):
But I'm pretty sure that's what that hair is.
Yeah, can I plug my penis intothe spirit tree?
I need to know.
SPEAKER_00 (33:15):
But what I will tell you is You connect your pubes.
This is the first time you guysdidn't get first time you didn't
get maximum point.
Oh because what she taught himwas connecting your pubes to No,
she taught him to put out thefire and follow the
bioluminescent trail.
SPEAKER_03 (33:31):
Oh, yeah, and then climb a tree.
I mean Yeah, they did a lot ofclimbing trees, I gotta say, but
okay you got some points.
SPEAKER_00 (33:38):
Okay.
You ready?
SPEAKER_03 (33:40):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (33:41):
So now in this round, we are going to do uh
rapid fire, and there aretrapdoor challenges.
So if you guys get this wrong,uh you're gonna be more screwed
than you want to be.
You ready?
Alexa by 21 bullets.
You're gonna face the uh triviaquestions.
(34:01):
Let me make sure I I did thisright.
Let me make sure I did thisright.
SPEAKER_01 (34:04):
Alexa play black hole by Eric Sallas.
Someone's left.
SPEAKER_00 (34:08):
You're gonna face these trivia questions, and a
wrong answer activates thetrapdoor.
Okay.
Again, you get bonus points forquoting the podcast.
So if you quote us that episode,you can save yourself from the
trapdoor.
SPEAKER_03 (34:23):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (34:24):
If you get the the question wrong.
SPEAKER_03 (34:26):
And if we go through the trapdoor, did you say that?
SPEAKER_00 (34:28):
If you go through the trapdoor, you're gonna face
the consequence.
Okay.
What I have waiting for you.
SPEAKER_03 (34:32):
Oh, how fun.
All right.
SPEAKER_00 (34:34):
Um, actually, I'm sorry, there's more to it.
Bonus points for quoting thepodcast, referencing real world
survival tactics, or improvisingunder pressure.
Ready?
SPEAKER_03 (34:43):
Yeah, I guess so.
SPEAKER_00 (34:44):
And if you survive these uh scenarios, you also get
a um if you survive all of thescenarios, you get a uh plot
armor.
You get plot armor tokens.
SPEAKER_03 (34:53):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (34:54):
You ready?
SPEAKER_03 (34:55):
And can we use those said tokens later?
SPEAKER_00 (34:57):
Yeah, in the next round.
SPEAKER_03 (34:58):
Oh, yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00 (35:00):
Next, next and uh final round.
What was the most overlookedthreat inside of the mall?
The most overlooked threatinside of the mall.
SPEAKER_03 (35:09):
I want to say zombie baby.
SPEAKER_00 (35:11):
Infection spread via wounds, human betrayal, lack of
food, generator failure.
What was the most overlookedthreat inside of the mall?
SPEAKER_03 (35:21):
I would say human betra.
Well, I'm kind of stuck betweenhuman betrayal and what was A?
SPEAKER_00 (35:29):
Infection spread via wounds.
That one.
You think that was overlooked?
SPEAKER_03 (35:35):
Either that or uh Well, no, that wasn't overlooked
because they they kind ofmentioned that when he cut
himself at the fountain, Ithink.
SPEAKER_01 (35:42):
I feel like generator.
I don't think they were reallyworried about power.
They weren't thinking about it.
SPEAKER_03 (35:47):
I mean, I I honestly I don't really know.
I'll let you let's go with thegenerator one.
SPEAKER_00 (35:53):
I meant Can you quote?
Can you quote the podcast?
Give a real world scenario, realworld survivor scenario from
that episode?
SPEAKER_01 (36:01):
Um Eric is absolutely drunk right now.
He's gotten into the bar.
He keeps drinking and he justwon't stop.
SPEAKER_03 (36:10):
I don't even care anymore.
It's like, what are we evenliving for?
SPEAKER_00 (36:15):
Okay, fair enough.
SPEAKER_03 (36:16):
There are like ambulances and shit.
Did you hear that explosion?
Yeah, back to you, Tiffany.
Fair enough.
SPEAKER_00 (36:23):
Now, on to the next.
Uh there it is.
What was the estimated biteforce of a silverback gorilla?
800 PSI, 1300 PSI, 2000 PSI, or600 PSI.
SPEAKER_01 (36:37):
800 sounds right.
Can give me the answers again.
SPEAKER_00 (36:42):
800 PSI, 1300 PSI, 2000 PSI, 600 PSI.
SPEAKER_03 (36:48):
I feel like it's 800, but I have no actual
knowledge to back that up.
It's just a feeling.
SPEAKER_01 (36:53):
1300.
SPEAKER_03 (36:55):
Really?
SPEAKER_01 (36:56):
I don't know.
It's the the the 1300 beingthere, and then the 2000.
SPEAKER_03 (37:00):
Yeah, but that's why I think 800 and 600 are, and the
way that 800 is A.
SPEAKER_01 (37:04):
600 is way too little, and 800 is just like two
above that.
I feel like 13.
SPEAKER_03 (37:09):
Yeah, 200 above that, not just two.
That's what I meant.
13 above it.
But the bite, it's bite force.
SPEAKER_01 (37:15):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (37:15):
Do you know how fucking strong a jaw is?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure acrocodile's is like in the
thousands.
Yeah, so imagine the uh gorillasbite through like crocodiles
have one of the strongest biteson the planet, I'm pretty sure.
I think they're I think it's800.
I think there's a reason he went800, 1300, 2600.
SPEAKER_01 (37:36):
Sam agrees with me.
She said, shut up, Eric.
SPEAKER_03 (37:38):
It's 1300.
If it's not 1300, what are yougonna do?
SPEAKER_01 (37:42):
He's gonna have to door.
Yeah, what do you what do youwant me to do, Eric?
Do you do I could do a fuckingforfeit for it?
You know, do a backflip, I'll doit right now.
If it's not 1300, if it's not1300, I will literally lick
Maddie's armpit.
SPEAKER_00 (37:57):
All right.
It's not 1300.
Well, go lick.
I'm I'm I'm lying, but I want tosee this.
You're lying?
Completely.
Oh, so it is 1300.
SPEAKER_03 (38:07):
Yeah, 3700.
Uh that's what I thought.
Yeah, I was right though.
Crocodile still has a strongerbite force.
It does still look at one of thestrongest in the world.
SPEAKER_01 (38:17):
Yeah, that's in that's they just don't have an
opening force.
SPEAKER_00 (38:20):
That's their yeah, they have no opening force.
You can hold it with your barehand.
SPEAKER_01 (38:24):
Just duct tape will stop them.
SPEAKER_03 (38:26):
Yeah, but once they bite down, yeah, and then they
do the roll.
SPEAKER_01 (38:29):
You ever see that video of it biting another
crocodile and spinning guys?
SPEAKER_03 (38:33):
Yeah, and ripping the arm off?
SPEAKER_01 (38:34):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:35):
Yeah.
That the death roll.
Yeah, the death roll is crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (38:38):
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What survival tactic wasemphasized in demonic possession
scenarios?
Holy water, staying calm,exorcism rituals, avoiding
mirrors.
SPEAKER_03 (38:49):
So this is fucking stupid because it's either B or
C.
SPEAKER_00 (38:52):
What's up with the mirrors?
You keep putting up mirrors.
SPEAKER_03 (38:55):
Stupid.
It's just fucking stupid becauseit's not the holy water thing.
So what was B and C?
SPEAKER_00 (39:00):
B is staying calm, C is exorcism rituals.
SPEAKER_03 (39:04):
Even dumber.
Because we literally talkedabout rituals and rites just
now, and then we also fuckingtalked about uh what what was B?
I'm really blanking here.
Staying calm.
Staying calm.
Yeah, yeah, because I thinkthat's fucking stupid.
Staying calm.
SPEAKER_00 (39:21):
Staying calm.
Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_01 (39:24):
Fuck am I gonna do look in a mirror?
Go ghost.
I had to reggae fucking Ariga.
What?
Sorry.
Okay.
I don't know what I'm on thisepisode.
(39:46):
You ready?
SPEAKER_00 (39:49):
Yeah, I'm ready.
In life of Pi, what item wasmost versatile on the lifeboat?
Tarp.
SPEAKER_01 (39:55):
Give us the answers, please.
SPEAKER_00 (39:56):
You want it?
Okay.
Compass, tarp, fishing rod,tiger repellent.
SPEAKER_01 (40:00):
It was tarp.
Tarp.
Motherfucker did not fish atall, other than the flying fish
getting into the boat.
He was trying though.
He didn't fucking pull nothingoff, dude.
SPEAKER_00 (40:08):
He didn't.
Let's be fair.
He was he was in an aquaticdesert.
Most of the tile.
The most what did I say?
Oh, that went too far.
That went too far.
SPEAKER_03 (40:19):
I'm pretty sure you said most versatile.
Versatile.
Yeah, I wouldn't describe thatas very versatile.
SPEAKER_00 (40:23):
The tarp?
SPEAKER_03 (40:24):
No, the fishing rod.
SPEAKER_00 (40:25):
Oh, yeah, no.
SPEAKER_03 (40:26):
What the fuck?
SPEAKER_00 (40:27):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (40:30):
Eric's just he's he's beefing this episode.
He's like, that's such a stupidfucking thing.
We already talked about that.
SPEAKER_00 (40:37):
Beefs every episode.
SPEAKER_02 (40:38):
Well, I had to like.
SPEAKER_03 (40:39):
And I somehow win so much.
I don't, I really don't get it.
I was thinking about itrecently.
How?
SPEAKER_01 (40:49):
Eric's just a certified beefer.
SPEAKER_03 (40:51):
You guys just like it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (40:52):
Here we go.
This round is called FinalExtraction.
This is a season five megamashup.
SPEAKER_03 (40:59):
And is this the one where we can combine our gear?
SPEAKER_00 (41:01):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (41:02):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (41:02):
So you have.
Let me come on, wake up.
You have you have a compass.
We're gonna say it's abioluminescent compass so that
way we're not there's nodarkness.
You don't have to worry about itbeing dark in any room and you
can't read the compass.
So we're calling it abioluminescent compass.
Oh yeah.
You have a I'm calling it atiger deterrent spray, but to be
(41:25):
fair, it's not for tigers.
I got it because it was uh lifeof pie.
So this will buy you timeagainst any zombies or
predators.
Time only.
Okay.
Okay.
It doesn't, it doesn't uh itwon't keep them away.
God damn it, stop things sotwingey.
And you guys have salt.
Okay.
You can make your own saltcircle.
(41:46):
For ghosts.
You have a what I called aprimate distraction kit, but
it's not exclusively forprimates.
And you're gonna understand thisin just a minute.
But this is to distract any uhany predators coming at you,
similar to the uh tigerdeterrent spray.
(42:07):
And you have the I I called itthe mall map, but it's just a
map.
So you know exactly where you'regoing.
So we have two tarps?
Yes.
Yes.
That's crazy.
You have all of that, and thenyou have the skills, you have
the high ground awareness, youhave the tactical unity, which
(42:30):
means you guys can coordinateand share your gear.
You have your mental fortitude,which means you can go into
areas that have high paranormalactivity and keep your sanity.
SPEAKER_03 (42:43):
Oh yeah.
Just take my sanity.
SPEAKER_00 (42:46):
You have Oh wait, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Tactical unity means you guys uhworking together as a team,
you're um you're able to facethis this scenario, this uh
extraction together.
You have the tarp of tenacity,which means you can combine all
of your gear together.
(43:08):
And you have eco intuition,which means you get to you can
uh understand all of yoursurroundings better.
You know what's all around youat all times.
You said what can we do with thetarp?
The tarp of the tarp of tenacitymeans you can uh combine all of
your all of your gear together.
SPEAKER_03 (43:31):
Okay now we can combine all of our gear
together.
SPEAKER_00 (43:42):
Yeah, you guys you you guys can basically think of
it like um think of it like inResident Evil, even if you
choose to split up, you guysstill have all of your safe room
items.
SPEAKER_03 (43:54):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (43:54):
So I'm not I'm not trying to coordinate who has
what all the time, so I'm I'mreally I really pushed for you
guys to win that one so that Ididn't have to keep track of who
has what gear all the time.
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